Kylie on Her “Feral” College Era, Beef with Dwyane Wade & "Playing Tinder" In The Dorms | Ep. 54

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this episode let's get it started welcome to the first ever galentine's day special edition of not gonna lie a wave original brought to you by cover girl i'm your host kylie kelsey the movie i absolutely have to watch with my best friends is i don't know i feel like we didn't watch movies we would sit in the living room and shoot the show and we'd be like oh my god we're gonna watch this movie and we're gonna shit yeah because you're playing tinder yeah we were playing tinder playing tinder oh no the best galentine's day activity is eating chocolate and my galentine's this year and every year are my four daughters little lease and the two women sitting here my best friends bridesmaids former field hockey teammates one of them was also my college roommate who has seen a lot of shit they even advised me on every single tinder swipe back in the day and now they're officially not gonna lie thanks for joining me oh no yeah okay queen emma thought galentine's day was a perfect excuse to have you guys on and embarrass me for 60 minutes straight suck my ass emma suck my ass um so we have a group chat that we've had since college i think if i scrolled back far enough i could actually get to our college messages which is concerning but to be clear you guys have been sending just like a little like i think gab i think it was you that sent a couple videos i've been waiting for a tell-all shit oh uh queen i was really chomping at the bit to make sure that she connects with gab after this episode so we can get these videos on the pod but i'm gonna tell you right now absolutely not real quick for anyone who doesn't know galentine's day was invented by a fictional character named leslie nope in one of my favorite tv shows parks and rec it's the day before valentine's day and it's meant to celebrate girlhood so thank you to amy poehler for the inspiration we might as well just keep thanking amy poehler until she comes on the show so there's that all right coming up on our galentine's day episode we're gonna get honest about college kylie oh no with the laughter so it's gonna be so bad the earliest days of my relationship with jason this should be fun oh no we're also gonna do a special galentine's day theme doom scroll and talk about what i was really like as a bride plus we're gonna throw it back to our cabrini days and play an ngl version of flip cup this is gonna be so bad but before we get to all that let's start with the quick ngl announcements first if you watched our fafo curling episode you might have already seen this but you guys are getting two fafos this month that's right you can watch me fall countless times down a bunny hill on a snowboard with olympian jamie anderson this upcoming tuesday february 17th only on youtube all right now that that's covered let's get to our real one comment of the week on last week's episode with travis we talked about my favorite viral moment of his but i said there weren't very many viral moments of my own at least ones we can talk about yep the real ones disagree from ruggy bruh my favorite kylie viral moment is when she river danced on saint patrick's day oh yeah yeah at um the media place yeah yep yeah was that a foreign concept to you guys no i and when have you seen that before i i like the river dance but i prefer the mummer strut i like a good kylie mummer strut yeah yeah we're gonna have to we can submit that we're gonna put that video in right here there's actually a mummer strut that you got recorded while we were at a phillies game and we spin perfectly in sync some other submissions from the fans uh kylie take taking a bag of cheetos to the face at super bowl last year yep uh kylie throwing a shoe at jason during the other podcast with a shoe the princess kiana jacket kylie's commencement speech at cabrini kelsey as your commencement speaker is the two people who know me the best what is your favorite viral moment of me kiana princess kiana by far yeah because it just keeps fucking coming up yes okay great i made that my phone background i wanted that on a t-shirt i was a little afraid while i was blow drying my hair i was thinking to myself are they about to show up in the t-shirts if it fit me i would have it but i it wasn't gonna fit i knew it in my heart in my brain i was like oh no that's it for real one comment of the week next up we're gonna do a segment called can i be honest brought to you by cover girl every single time we're like yeah tell us more am i i start to sweat since burr and wab have known me since we all went to cabrini together against my better judgment we're gonna get honest about college kylie oh god yep and to help the real ones get all the tea queen emma has a little bit of time to do that so i'm gonna do a segment called can i be honest brought to you by burr and wab have known me since burr has prepared the questions has bad she's nodding her head in the background so i graduated in 2017 two plus zero plus one plus seven ten numerology tells us uh we answer 10-ish questions about college so it feels good wow this can't be good that's a risk okay number one how did we all meet for the first time field hockey practice yeah yeah yeah pre-season yep day one that was great you uh we became friends with each other for a long time so i'm gonna do a segment called can i be honest brought to you by burr and wab have known me since burr and wab have known me since burr and wab have known friends when no we had a two a day and it was between sessions and you commuted yes and you were like does anyone want to get in my car and go to wawa and we jumped it so very food motivated easy to kidnap people we just jumped right in that's true yeah how would you describe college kylie in three words or less i will say before you guys got here i had a guess easily convinced that's a good one that's two words that's okay i don't even need three i'm not good i don't even need three three words is hard you were always down for anything and would be willing to go anywhere down for anything is good down for anything three words yeah i thought someone was for sure gonna say dumb ass bitch i felt like that's like the translation for easily right yes the bg version what was college kylie like at parties you would like two modes so you would be oh no responsible uber or i was stopping you from eating wawa mac and cheese off the floor okay to be clear i was not gonna eat that i had i'm 90 sure i wasn't gonna eat the mac and cheese i'm 100 sure that if i didn't take it out of your hand it was going in your mouth to be clear that was c-sac weekend so our conference weekend was really i feel like the only time that i went balls to the wall in college you were feral that weekend there you have it we got you a handle of gray goose the one year okay but it tastes like water um and to be clear i convinced quite a few people to drink that at room temperature that was yeah that was an accomplishment that's a skill um burr you're very quiet over there about parties i was just there you know probably under the stairs crying how did you know how did you know i was gonna start there burr has a habit let me tell you about this no i had a habit if she started with wine and ended with beer you had it all wrong always ending in tears always tears no matter what no matter what you could be so happy and you'd still be crying maybe happy tears maybe that shit was bananas but yeah just wasn't it yeah just skip it when you're out of wine just stop like stop what songs were blasting on a pre-game playlist it talks about body parts um that's not exciting one is also a name for a cat um all you ladies pop that that one definitely let's just do it yeah that one jason is the yeah jason yeah you guys have been in the truck on that yeah he thought he was funny that's the thing uh you'll know it and your crack you know that one yeah like my yep there you go that one comes to mind that's the song that comes to mind when you think of me no like pre-game warm-up you know oh she does love me uh what's the funniest themed party that we went to i feel like we didn't have that many themes the funny thing is is we were into halloween but i don't think we ever coordinated no the one year we did well we tried to what were we no what was it what was we tried to do this and we're like this is the year we're gonna do a theme and then i was an ninja turtle you were buzz light year so this track and what were you a smurf that feels right all i remember is that my buzz light year things wouldn't stay i had on a buzz light your jet pack that wouldn't stay inflated and so for the entire night i was trying to recruit people to quote we can't keep that how else were you gonna get air number four is it true that you all used to swipe on tinder together in the dorms and were you there the moment kylie swiped right on jason um yes it is true we did play that game often i was not there when you swiped on him i was there after i feel like i was there i think so probably yeah to be fair the apartment that i talk about i've told this story so many times that we used to sit in quote my friend's apartment living room and just swipe and everyone would be swiping together that was amber's living room uh and since i was a commuter at the time we would all meet up in amber's uh living room of her apartment in the dorms and her roommates and the three of us would all sit there and then we'd be like did you get this guy oh yeah did you guys match oh yeah what did you say and we would literally play off of each other's comments to that same person and they never got it not one time not once geniuses gosh did you guys have a good feeling about jason when i swiped right on him it i had a feeling it would be a good story either way and that is why amber we had decided my friends and i that it was either going to be really funny if it wasn't him and really funny if it was him this was the deciding factor here and um burr was the sacrificial lamb that came with me the night of because we had to strengthen our relationship and we had to strengthen our relationship and we had to strengthen our relationship and we had to strengthen our relationship and we had to strengthen our relationship and we can't go by yourself yeah everybody knows that number five did kylie talk to you guys after the first date where jason fell asleep at the table gab what was the full report like the next morning that he fell asleep yes and then it was the antics that went on at the bar i remember you debated going out with him again yes and then you finally were like okay we'll see yeah that was it like it wasn't it was boring because he fell asleep it was we were it was underwhelmed we were a little disappointed i think in the report back um i do remember the text the next morning from burr when you i when you throw it up in the bushes i was not feeling very well um to be fair i was the dd that night and i have said that i had a shirley temple that night that jason tasted it he said it was refreshing and that's what he remembers from the night but that i think the only reason he remembers that is because it's the only non-alcoholic beverage that he has ever had he drank the entire night yeah and while people were purchasing shots because i was the dd amber was doing a twofer so it would have been rude to say no like you can't just be like oh you got this for me no thank you so i slid it to burr and she took two for the team uh and uh she ended up tossing her cookies yeah in the bushes the next morning yeah at least it was the next morning and i was already home it wasn't like in a car it wasn't no i do appreciate that bar with that yeah like i you know respectful really number six how did kylie first introduce you to jason and what had she told you about their dates up to that point i feel like we knew everything you did yeah i met jason we were a part of that relationship yes um i met jason at the art museum yes when i was on a field trip wow because i had to pick you up um because your parents didn't know and we pretended that you slept over my place whatever yeah yeah it was my birthday i'm no judgment what was the outfit of choice on that pickup eagle sweatshirt yeah have a picture of that too but didn't you have like tall boots on too i feel like a skirt or something see that yeah just like that they were oversized sweatshirt and it was my birthday they were my booty right okay we'll insert the picture it's dad we're kidding oh no um queen emma wants to know if i told you about when he farted tying his ice skates immediately when it happened yes yeah we got the text he just farted yes i did because everyone knows farts are funny number seven there are rumors that jason had spent the night in the dorms a few times perhaps even did a walk of shame across cabrini campus can you confirm or deny 100 confirm i she's just joking um gab would might you remember of a time when you were in our kitchen no this is seared into my mind oh when you walked face first into sweaty jason all i wanted shirtless was a snack i just wanted a nighttime goldfish a cheese it yep nope pitch black it's just me and you and jason yes and it was like what's the movie anger management no philip seymour hoffman i think i say this wrong every time i think it's i was saying this to queen emma but when we were talking about it yesterday i think it's a long game poly when that might be basketball yes and ben stiller's face just yep that was a hundred percent what it felt like yeah and jason's just like oh hey lab and i'm like uh i just went right back into my room and went to bed hungry oh gosh yep that happened uh number eight this is now queen emma wants to know how popular is kylie is she be just being self-deprecating when she said she wasn't cool isn't cool this is actually what that says you were pretty everyone knew who you were you were pretty popular i'd say that just because you want to get on queen emma's good side don't say that was was i cool i mean i hung out with you so yeah we thought you were cool that brought my cool points up obviously big time to everyone else we probably weren't cool but to each other we were cool that's yeah that's for sure you know you know who says that cool people yeah i'm just gonna go the opposite number nine did you guys ever pull i love that i'm gonna put this in did you guys ever pull any pranks i love a prank yeah we were phenomenal at them we were so good at them at some point i'm not saying that we stole a traffic cone but that traffic cone ended up everywhere it was on top of someone's car at some point we ended up getting it into someone's trunk without them knowing about it and they found it like a week later you were known for a good uh phone call here there oh suzy jammers i don't know about that you don't remember you don't you don't remember cue the video yeah i got a video we were you oh no we were calling people and amber was in the middle of her skit as suzy jammers you heard that right with the z i do believe jammers was with the z yeah naturally and uh in the video you can hear the person go amber so we needed to work on our skills i don't know how much of a prank it was but there is photo and i believe video evidence of us we'll call it acquiring some campus flags when gab was a senior the uh college was switching from a college to a university and in that transition they were going to have to replace all of the flags on the light posts around campus and so we did community service and we helped get ahead with the approval of public faculty we did yeah after they it was done walking by laughing at us but yeah yeah laughter is approval approval that's legal legally um what's the most ridiculous and or embarrassing college kylie story that you may or may not be able to share on this podcast oh you would sleep in my closet my what was that my sophomore year you refused to sleep like a normal person it was at the room you shared with meg yeah you couldn't sleep in my closet you refused to sleep in my closet you curled up in our closet with your transformers blankie it was comfortable yeah it was like a crib meeting the parents Nope. Can't share that either. Oh, this is good. We literally can't use any of this. None of this is usable. So how about that? That was bad. Oh God. All right. That's it for Can I Be Honest About College? Kylie brought to you by CoverGirl. I am sweating profusely. Thank you for asking Queen Emma. We'll be right back with Doom Scroll of the Week after some brief messages from me. The real ones know there's not an episode of this podcast that goes by without me doing my mascara seconds before we hit record and I wouldn't have it any other way. You can get the ultimate big lash look with CoverGirl Lash Blast Volume Mascara designed to max out every single lash. I love it so much because mascara helps me look awake. You know what I'm not? You guessed it. Awake. Because for kids. That's it. That's all you need. I love it so much. I have two tubes in my purse at any given time just to make sure that I have it. 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That's right, there's plenty of other times I've had DoorDash something. Like when their shampoo runs out. Because they can't use mine, it'll get in their eyes. And then that'll be an even bigger breakdown. We're just trying to cry the least amount, you know? Being a person is tough enough these days, let alone a parent. That's why I use DoorDash. So when more ridiculous things happen, like maybe Finn is a blowout when we're out of the house and I forgot to pack wipes. Or Ellie draws all over Wyatt's art project and then throws the markers out in the snow. Gosh, I feel like I'm having PTSD. Now I need more art supplies, and I need them fast. DoorDash is always there with some seriously clutch deliveries. When life happens, DoorDash is there. We all know life gets pretty crazy. DoorDash just helps bring a little order to it. Now let's get to our special Galentine's Day edition of Doom Scroll of the Week. Doom Scroll of the Week is brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. First up on Doom Scroll, TikTok is filled with amazing Galentine's Day ideas that we're too disorganized to ever actually do, like this one, Queen Emma. Oh, they're doing boards. I love this. They're doing, they're doing Sharkoochie boards. This is great. We could never put in that much effort. Ever. Have we ever properly celebrated Galentine's Day? Together. No. No. And what would be the perfect Galentine's Day celebration that's the most Kylie Gabber coded? Food, for sure. But I feel like this is too much, too much preparation. No, like not organized. Not organized food. Like show up, order a shit ton of food. Yeah, absolutely. Sit down. House it. House it. Yeah. Talk some shit. Next up, if this isn't peak girlhood, I don't know what is. Queen Emma, the clip, please. The girl with her back to the camera recently got her boobs done. Oh. And they're having a party where she then reveals, really, I, my plan is we're going to end up doing this. In. I already know that. Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. I want to be clear. You were in whether you wanted to be in or not. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was going to bait you with snacks. Oh, yeah. And then just be like, hey, have you seen these? To be clear, there is a. A rough plan that eventually I will put my boobs back where they belong because. For kids. That's all I have to say about that. How would you guys react in this situation? Well, if they look good. Yeah. Then. We'll be honest. OK, let me be clear. Me having a podcast called Not Gonna Lie is it was it was perfectly on track from where our friendship started, because when I need. Honesty and I'm talking brutal honesty, like people are not like there might be a nice like, no, that's good, but you guys are the ones who receive a text. Is that correct? That is correct. Because they're going to tell it how it is. And so I would be a little worried. I'm going to wait until they settle. OK, because if I did it fresh out of surgery, Burr would be like, I don't know why they're at your neck. So Burr would be like, let's just fix that real quick. Yeah. She would be like, come over here. Let me let me get those down for you. You guys are in on this, though. Yeah. OK, perfect. We'll make a tick tock. We can get a two for one special. We haven't talked about that for a while. To be fair, in college, when we talked about this, we did say two for one special because sometimes you got to do what you got to do. Last on Doomscroll, apparently I have a bonus tiny human galentine this year because this little girl appears to be my biggest fan. OK, why are we upset? It's the golden book. And you wanted Kylie Kelsey book? Yes. All you got was a Kelsey Brothers. I'm sorry. Can we read it anyway? Kylie's in it. To be fair, the mom does find the page. You look great enough. Queen Emma said Kylie won't answer this. So I'll ask you, should there be a Kylie golden book? A hundred percent. You're an asshole. I'll write it. Yes. I have a good idea for a book for you. Oh, no. Let's hear it. You this one, I think this is listen, I have copyrights on this. So whoever out there steals my plan, I think that people should make sports books for like kids, like young kids. That their parents can read to them. Like if I'm reading to my son, I can read like a baseball book or a football book that puts it in like very simple terms and you could do one for field hockey for like little kids and then I could read it to my kid every single day and then it'll just ingrain in their mind. Oh, I have to play field hockey because that's what I go to sleep thinking about every night and then that is their life's purpose. This feels manipulative and I like it. Shout out to this tiny real ones mom. At awkward Tiff. That's a great name on tick-tock. All right, that does it for doom scroll the week brought to you by Toyota. Next up. We got honest about college Kylie earlier. Now, according to Queen Emma's rundown, we're going to get honest about bride Kylie. That's right. We're in for a can I be honest double feature today and I am once again sweating Jason. I got married in 2018 2 plus 0 plus 1 plus 8 equals 11 11 is way too many questions. So let's call it seven ish questions. Number one. How did Kylie ask you guys to be her bridesmaids? I actually don't remember this. I there was like a box. Yeah, stuff. I think I have a photo of it actually. Yeah, I sold the mug little like the mug in there. Yeah, there was something it would there was something tangible. I think you had already told us and then we didn't really have any other friends. Yeah. We didn't have many options default. Tell us everything about the bachelorette party. I love that. What is what this question is is not what Queen Emma think she's going to get go ahead. Yeah. Um, do you remember? Yeah, I got our nails done and then we did the wine place. Oh, I love that. There was a bucket of wine my paint can. Yeah. Yes. I don't Frisco's with that paint can. Yes, you did. It was located. Yeah, it was it was it was a day event. It was a low key thing. Jason drive to Philly. He might have. Yeah. He did. Yeah. Because we were at our house in South Philly. Yeah, we drove around town. Yeah, it was a good time. Number three on a scale of one to bridezilla. How was it dealing with Kylie planning a wedding? It was like, is it going to happen? They picked a date, but it's January. They're saying it's happening in the middle of January. And then April. Yeah. Yeah. There was a lot of side texting of like, Do you think she's actually done anything that feels? In other words, you're saying I was a great bride. Solo maintenance. This is my, I love this question so much. How did you guys meet the groomsmen? And by groomsmen, I mean groomsman. The night before? I have no recollection of how I actually met Travis. I do think there was a, to be clear, and we can put up a wedding photo here. I had four bridesmaids. I had my sister, my cousin Marissa, and the two of you. That was it. And Jason had Travis. And that was it. We, if it's not clear enough, we are not particularly organized individuals. And so we didn't care about matching. That was not a concern of ours. And I think you guys each walked down the aisle independently. Yes. Which Travis walked Donna down and sat in her seat, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then all of you guys walked down independently. Yes. Yeah. It was a good time. We were chill. What was your first impression of Travis? I literally, I met him before the wedding. I don't remember when I met him, but his issue with condiments, like, you took beef with that. Yeah, I definitely took beef with that. I was just like, hmm. Like, you need condiments. To make food taste better. Yeah, like, you do just need it. But I don't remember when. I probably met him, like, at a game or something. Oh, you might have. Yeah. But yeah, the condiments thing, just didn't know if I could trust him after that. I just feel like. She's dead serious. Naughty and sneaky. Naughty and sneaky. Maybe that's where Wyatt got it. Were there any choreographed dances? No. No. Oh, well, they told us we had to walk in dancing. And that's when we looked at each other and we were like, mummer strut. And then that's when we went in. Oh, into the reception. That was it, though. Yeah. Yeah. I will say, we are wedding, I feel like, appropriately, conveyed us as people. There was good food. There was good music. But other than that, we showed up. And that was a win. Burr and I had a blast when we were getting ready. Do you remember accidentally walking in to the Miami Heats breakfast when we were in nothing but robes? Thank you so much for bringing this up. So I actually am on record with our team, our Not Gonna Lie team, by sharing with them that, I have a long-standing beef with Dwyane Wade. That, you guessed it, Dwyane Wade actually knows nothing about. And to be clear, I would like you guys to weigh in on this because I feel very strongly about this. We were going down for the wedding, right? So everyone is, I am in a wedding dress with a veil on the back of my head. We have all four bridesmaids and the wedding planner. Sarah in the elevator with us. And we just so happen to get on the elevator with Dwyane Wade. And here's the problem that I have with that. He didn't say a goddamn word, which is crazy. There is a bride and her bridesmaids in the fucking elevator with you. You are in an enclosed space. And then you didn't say a word. He probably was like regretting every step he took to get on that elevator. He was probably sitting there like, why? Didn't I just let the door close? That shit blew my mind. Yeah. Okay. Just thinking realistically, if you guys were to get into an elevator with a bride and four bridesmaids, what's happening? I'd be like, oh my God, are you getting married? This is so exciting. Are you in love? Are you in love? You would ask. Because if you're not, I'll drive the getaway car. Are you sure? I can help you if you need it. Yeah, I would definitely. She says as a happily married woman. She says as a happily married woman with her second child on the way. Hey, are you good? Do you want me to take you away from here? Far, far away? Listen, you should always double check, right? Sure. You got to make sure. I mean, I do feel like we all had that like, hey, last chance. Yeah. I'll get you out of here like it never happened. What do you want? Do you want to run or do you want to do a shot? Are you saying it? Let's do it. Right? Maybe he thought you were running and was like, I can't. Oh, don't want to bring it up. Yeah. Sure. We'll go with that. That's so nice of you, Gab. What was Kylie like on the wedding day? Was I calm, anxious? You were calm. You were chilling. Yeah. Oh, I got a video of you two dancing while you're eating a bag of chips. We were watching something out the window. There was a lot of entertainment at the fountain. There was a lot going on out there. Yeah, you were calm. You were just. At some point, you did help me adjust my Spanx because you got a picture of. No, because you're. Um, belly button ring. Yeah. I had to take it out. Is that what you were doing? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. There is a photo of me holding my boobs into my dress. Burr's hands completely in the dress with me. And of course, Gab was capturing it for later. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was the, uh, the ring. You were, you were very calm. I feel like, um, the only concern was like looking natural. Like you didn't want to, you didn't want to look like someone that you weren't. Um, that was the biggest concern of the day. Um, but you did look beautiful. So it all worked out. Thanks guys. Um, I will say we, we nailed the coordination because our wedding lacked luster. We'll call it. Uh, we did nail the coordination of the entrances. Oh. For Burr's wedding. Oh, yes. Now Amber in true Amber fashion got married on April Fool's Day. And so the entrances into the wedding were, into her wedding. First of all, instead of her coming down the aisle first, there was a clown on a unicycle. I'm not kidding. That's not, I'm not exaggerating that for real, for real happened. And then the entrances into the reception. What were you guys? Uh, uh, the inflatable pigs. No, we were the dinosaurs. The drunk people with the dinosaurs. Yes. But this was a surprise to you. Yes. You had no idea we were doing this. Yes. I had no idea. Um, that was a stellar, I was a gorilla and my partner was a banana in a full gorilla suit with heels. Um, Chloe was the flying pig. Chloe was the pig. Cause you always said inflatable pigs. Yeah. Cause you always said that you would get married when pigs fly. Yeah. Yes. Um, and then for Gab's wedding, we got to give a joint toast. Oh, that was good. That was epic. Yeah. We had props. We did have props and I still kind of nailed it. Yeah. Yeah. I felt good about that. There were handcuffs involved. It was fun. There was a whistle. Yeah. There was a whistle. Oh, a safety vest. A safety vest. Cause Gab's driving is shit. It's Jersey. I literally wait when I was just parking here. I felt like, Oh, let me make sure like I give you enough room. I was parking and I was like, they literally made me park last. It's not good. Yep. What was it like witnessing the viral moment from the wedding? Queen Emma has the clip right here. It's aunt Judy. There was anyone in attendance who has caused to believe that this couple should, not be joined in marriage. Just shut the fuck up. Oh yeah. Cause we don't care. She's just a legend. She is a legend. Shout out to aunt Judy. The best Kelsey. Everybody knows that. Um, my favorite part of this clip, and I don't know if you can see it in that social clip, but my favorite part is that she had mentioned doing this at the rehearsal the night before. And so all four bridesmaids, when she starts to say it, everybody looks right at the audience to be like, yeah, I can wait for it. It was so like the anticipatory, like you guys aren't going to believe this shit was so good. Um, what was it like witnessing that? It was on par. Yeah, it was on par lived up to the hype. Number seven. What was your favorite moment from being a bridesmaid in our wedding? I liked the night before, after the rehearsal dinner, when we had to go find your marriage license, I might've. It was like 11 or something. We got back from the Reading Terminal and you were like, I don't have these papers. Come on. And we got in your car and tore apart your house till we found them. That was fun. I don't even remember that. Yeah. I have the video of you in the Lower Merion dog costume because it was after the Super Bowl. Yeah. For underdogs. And you're dancing with the mascot hat on. As Kylie's trying to find her marriage license. Um, all right, that's it for, can I be honest, part two, we'll be back in roughly three minutes with the game. You're not going to want to miss spoiler alert involves flip cup. Oh no. I had the best time last week in San Francisco ahead of the Superbowl. And one of the highlights was most definitely our NGL and so true bingo event with Caleb Heron brought to you, of course, by our friends at Alipop. The event was so much fun. It was very exciting to get to not only play bingo, but also to have people win and not only win. but they won cases of Olipop. other prizes, but cases of Olipop. It was such a good time. And also Caleb, you guessed it, carried the team on his back. And who was the team? It was me because he's way funnier than I could ever be. 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But since we're all technically adults now and recording this for eternity, we're going to play this game with Alipop. Shout out to Alipop and not beer. First of all, I don't even like beer. I don't. It's OK. Yeah. You do like beer. I did. I did. She said I did. I dabbled. But the stakes are as high as ever, because in the middle of this table, we have a pile of questions written by the NGL team. These questions are really for Kevin Burr, and I don't want to be left out. So I'll flip cups alongside you guys. God damn it. Hmm. Be great. I'm so excited. Should each person get at least one pass? We'll say one pass. Or the questions about you. Are they about me? OK, I think we should all get a pass just for safety. I think we should get a pass for safety. All right. We'll get a safety pass. OK, we don't have to use that. Damn it. OK. What are the stakes? What do they win? What does the person who wins win? What does the winner win? What do you guys want? Because I'm going to lose, and so this is what would benefit the two of you. You have to do an episode in your full-on beauty pageant. You're a dickhead. Attire. You're a fucking dickhead. Tiara and sash. I don't even think I have it. I trust Queen Emma to find you a new outfit. Assholes. Or you could go to one of the times we modeled and pull out one of those. Stop talking. Oh, my God. I knew this was going to be a problem. Before there was Kiana, there was Kylie and Center City Macy's. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Meet you in the ball, girl. Stop talking. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't think there's photo evidence. Yeah, there is. I'll send it to Emma. We're going to be besties. Oh, my God. My world is crying. We're watching it. My two worlds collide. Everything's falling apart. Okay. All right. Here we go. Okay. It's down, up, down. It was cheers, down, up. Cut this. Can't wait to see the blooper reel. Down, up, down. I win. Does Kylie have any nicknames the world does not know about? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Not me waiting desperately to see if they remember. Um. Oh, no. I don't know if this is a nickname. This is so silly that we were just talking about nicknames. I don't know if this was a nickname or like this was like self-proclaimed. Oh, no. What the? What is this? You. Oh, that was self-proclaimed. Amber Marshall. Buongiorno. They're going to have to cut that, I think. That's a pass. That is a pass. Fuck you, and that's a pass. Here we go. Oh, wow. Wow. What was Nick's nickname? It's about to get ruthless up in here. Wow. Down. I win! Are they going to answer this? Yeah. How long on average does it take Kylie to respond to texts? Oh, my Lord. Three to six months at times. Well, after how many follow-ups? Yeah. That's a good question. And also depends on the time. Like, we can get you sometimes when the kids go to sleep. You got to be strategic. Yeah. Yeah. When I'm rolling, we're in. Yeah. If it's, like, emergency, call. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Also, 7 to 10 businesses. Okay. A lot more questions. All right. That's a lot of bubbles. We're just going to have to switch to water. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Nailed it. Dang it. She didn't even. Never mind. I got there. Okay. We can't even answer that. Nope. Pretty sure we can't answer this. Funniest thing that happened at Jason and Kylie's wedding. Let's just run with it, and then we'll bleep all of it. Great. Funniest? Funniest thing that happened at Kylie and Jason's wedding. Where does your. Where does your brain go? I feel like we're in the same place. Mm-hmm. Gab? Why are you biting your lips? I'm just thinking. Okay. I feel like the dance floor. Specifically? Say it. There was. who almost showed her. Also funny. When I almost had to. We won't tell you who, but when I almost had to punch. Yeah. I forgot about that. That was not good. oh what ngl guest are you the most shocked agreed to sit down with kylie i feel like personal attack not surprised they agree to talk to you but it's i think it's as your friend who's known you since before the podcast it's very weird to see you interviewing certain people that we're fans of okay tell me who oh i freaked out over well alona marr big fan of her um michelle obama yeah what the fuck oh yeah that was a lot shocking yeah the fuck are you doing um like avril lavigne demi lovato yep all them yeah yeah you're great that's good okay but you're great she'll tell me later how i'm not not staying humble kyle is that right yeah we have to do that that's why i love you what if anything has changed has changed about kylie since she became emma wrote lol on this so i just want to be clear it says lol a total celebrity this was not my words i would not call myself that i wouldn't even call myself a z-lister i'm good what is the answer to the question what about you has changed yes if anything i'd say nothing um i think you're like accessibility like just you're busier oh yeah um and i have to be more careful just like showing up at your house like you think security's gonna take you out well sometimes like remember when why it was like there's somebody at the window and you're like don't make eye contact she's like no i think it's hamper and you're like that's true our kids our kids are trained now like when someone knocks on the door they all do what we were trained to do when we were growing up which is slink down slink down i would like the record to show that gab said nothing off the accessibility it's like being friends with you it's like being friends with you it's like being friends with you where in the world is carmen san diego or you remember that game yes because i'll be scrolling on twitter and it's like oh she's in the air tours tent with tom cruise yeah she met the royal family yeah it's just like okay i do love those texts when it's typically like hey kai anything you want to tell us i'm like i don't know not today you're like where the fuck are you and i'm like milan fashion week yeah i'm crushing it right now i'd like that to be no oh the bottom of this says it's getting sincere in here uh-oh oh no what makes kylie such a great friend i'm not i don't even answer a fucking text that can be the answer you can say what she said um i think it's that you genuinely care like like to invest time in your friends and like genuinely care about like what does go on in our lives whether it's like minuscule or big yeah like like just a normal normal friend yeah you're just always someone that you can go to and talk to and you know you're just always someone that you can go to and talk to and you know you're just always someone that no matter what it is there's no judgment anything like that and there's a sincere sometimes abrasive response gab likes to use that word against you because i've been called abrasive once or twice in my life um do we just rapid fire some of these questions now love it rapid fire okay what is something maybe only kylie's close friends know about her um have you talked about your transformers obsession thank you for bringing that you have the uh optimist prime voice changing mask yep and that was the only tattoo you've ever wanted uh-huh it is these are all facts describe kylie's dorm room as honestly as possible oh my god like a disaster yeah you had a sofa bed so you and jason could be comfortable yeah but remember like it was like messy it was just moving the piles of yes i live my life in piles yeah yeah i do i i mean look at my house now yeah i live my life in piles yes to be fair my adhd allows me to compartmentalize and decide which pile is it's in and how far down it is and i've been that way my whole life so yep yeah not wavering on that one that tracks memory from college you won't let each other live down oh i do think there's something special about we could recall i would say the vast majority of the crazy shit that happened in college and by crazy shit i just mean like the everyday shit we were doing in college and i i don't think it's any crazier or less crazy than other college experiences we could very easily be like fairly even for just like like either ridiculous stories or things were like hey maybe let's let's not tell our kids about it and there's like gab said no judgment whatsoever yeah yeah we'll tell the girls later on yeah that's fine i'll probably tell them too what is something you're shocked kylie actually said on this podcast they wouldn't know they don't watch the podcast i watch but i'm not shocked by anything that you've said yep because you're always a little unfiltered a little that was very nice you said a little yeah wow do you watch yeah but i i wouldn't say shocked that you actually said i would say maybe sometimes i'm shocked with things that you don't say like like i'll be shocked like you took a gentle approach on that one like because i've said what i needed to say in the group chat yeah that's fair yeah yeah and like sometimes it's weird when you like tell a story like the one story remember when jason was on like snl yes um i don't know i think you told it on the podcast um but you were like telling the story about like that time that happened i'm like oh yeah i remember those texts like yeah i was murdered um did you honestly think jason was the one when they first started dating did i think that about him no probably not not right away he fell asleep on the table oh okay so not after the first not after the first time meeting him right i think after the bear incident i was like all right there's a chance so jason is still in my phone as grizzly for those who don't know legitimately his contact in my phone we can pull this up uh here we go don't take his phone number though uh my husband is in my phone is grizzly because we amber and i had a radio show at school that we called him the bear in the woods which i'm still not sure how we ended up with that because he looked like one i don't know but in the woods was it feels a little redundant right um no squirrel squirrel and tree was yeah what was ours turn up tuesday it was turn up tuesday gosh yeah what a time what time to be alive that's when you thought no i was saying she's talking about a different time than valentine's day bear yeah let me send it to your house oh talk about a full panic yeah wow because your your mom got it and just put in your room yes and didn't say anything didn't say a word and then you texted us and we're like omg and we're like yes no she definitely saw that and definitely read it and and now she knows and lisa's smart enough she actually searched the phone number so she was like what are you doing talking to someone in ohio they didn't know though for like two more months i know we yeah we did a good job it was a while but i feel like that was like a bold move like i was like okay like you know maybe he's here for he's here for it yeah so maybe after that i was like all right yeah i i think i think the assumption at the beginning was that it was all fun and games oh yeah oh yeah and by that i mean we were just having fun yeah and then then all of a sudden then all of a sudden i was like ah shoot we're hanging out like two three days a week sometimes two days in a row yeah once you hit that in a row yeah in a row was the bit that was like the threshold where i was like ah shoot yeah okay yep well there's that all right i think we got through all the questions we could that's a wrap on truth or flip and that's a wrap on our galentine's day special yay yay yay yay yay um thank you to amber and gab for joining uh i mean i feel like you guys are gonna have approximately five minutes of usable footage from this because we had a little bit of roasty toasty uh reminder i'll be back next thursday with a brand new episode from from Milan at the Winter Olympics. I can't wait for you guys to find out who our special guests will be. And remember, this Tuesday is FAFO snowboarding. Make sure to tune in right on NGL YouTube channel. Listen and subscribe to Not Gonna Lie wherever you get your podcasts. Follow the show on all social media at NGL with Kylie. Not Gonna Lie is a Wave original brought to you by CoverGirl. Thanks again to The Real Ones for tuning in. You posted the van. Yeah. When your friends, when they get onto the Cabrini shuttle. Jesus Christ. With her leaving Jason. Oh yeah. That was the outfit. That was for me. Oh, remember what I mean? Oh yeah, that was. Straight out of Compton. Asshole. Straight out of J&J. Oh yeah. So. Asshole. Fucking. Asshole. Your receipt did. Promotion pricing may be lower than meal pricing.