Kylie on Her “Feral” College Era, Beef with Dwyane Wade & "Playing Tinder" In The Dorms | Ep. 54

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And the new convenient pump makes cleaning even easier, so you can spend less time tackling dishes and more time together. Shop now at palmolive.com. I'm not going to lie, I've never been more nervous for an episode. That's right. I am sweating under my armpits like you wouldn't believe. Because who knows what's going to come out of their mouths that has never been on the internet before. Oh, we're going to bleep so much of this episode. Let's get it started. Welcome to the first ever Galentine's Day special edition of Not Gonna Lie, a WAVE original brought to you by CoverGirl. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. The movie I absolutely have to watch with my best friends is. I don't know. Do we ever watch movies? We would sit in the living room and shoot the shit. Yeah. Because you were playing Tinder. Yeah. We were playing Tinder. Playing Tinder, oh no. The best Galentine's Day activity is eating chocolate. And my Galentine's this year and every year are my four daughters, Little Lise, and the two women sitting here. My best friends, bridesmaids, former field hockey teammates. One of them was also my college roommate who has seen a lot of shit. They even advised me on every single Tinder swipe back in the day. And now they're officially not going to lie. Amber and Gab, a.k.a. Burren Web. Thanks for joining me. Oh no. Yeah. Okay. Queen Emma thought Galentine's Day was a perfect excuse to have you guys on and embarrass me for 60 minutes straight. Suck my ass, Emma. Suck my ass. So we have a group chat that we've had since college. I think if I scrolled back far enough, I could actually get to our college messages, which is concerning. But to be clear, you guys have been sending just like a little, I think Gab, I think it was you that sent a couple videos. I've been waiting for a tell-all. Shit. Queen Emma's really chomping at the bit to make sure that she can, connects with Gab after this episode so we can get these videos on the pod. But I'm going to tell you right now, absolutely not. Real quick, for anyone who doesn't know, Galentine's Day was invented by a fictional character named Leslie Knope in one of my favorite TV shows, Parks and Rec. It's the day before Valentine's Day and it's meant to celebrate girlhood. So thank you to Amy Poehler for the inspiration. We might as well just keep thanking Amy Poehler until she comes. So there's that. All right, coming up on our Galentine's Day episode, we're going to get honest about college, Kylie. Oh, no. With the laughter so bad. It's going to be so bad. The earliest days of my relationship with Jason. This should be fun. Oh, no. We're also going to do a special Galentine's Day themed doom scroll and talk about what I was really like as a bride. Plus, we're going to throw it back to our Cabrini days and play an engine. This is going to be an NGL version of Flip Cup. This is going to be so bad. But before we get to all that, let's start with a quick NGL announcements. First, if you watched our FAFO curling episode, you might have already seen this, but you guys are getting two FAFOs this month. That's right. You can watch me fall countless times down a bunny hill on a snowboard with Olympian Jamie Anderson this upcoming Tuesday, February 17th, only on YouTube. All right, now that that's covered, let's get to our real one comment of the week. On last week's episode, with Travis, we talked about my favorite viral moment of his, but I said there weren't very many viral moments of my own, at least ones we can talk about. Yep. Turns out the real ones disagree. From Ruggy Bruh, my favorite Kylie viral moment is when she river danced on St. Patrick's Day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, at the media place. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Was that a foreign concept to you guys? No. I think. And when have you seen that before? I like the river dance, but I prefer the mummer strut. I like a good Kylie mummer strut. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to have to. We can submit that. We're going to put that video in right here. There's actually a mummer strut that you got recorded while we were at a Phillies game, and we spin perfectly in sync. Some other submissions from the fans. Kylie take. Taking a bag of Cheetos to the face at Super Bowl last year. Yep. Kylie throwing a shoe at Jason during the other podcast. I got hit with a shoe. The Princess Kiana jacket. Kylie's commencement speech at Cabrini. I'm going to get a top five Kelsey as your commencement speaker. Is the two people who know me the best, what is your favorite viral moment of me? Kiana. Princess Kiana by far. Yeah? Because it just keeps fucking coming up? Yes. Okay, great. I made that my phone background. I wanted that on a t-shirt. I was a little afraid, while I was blow-drying my hair, I was thinking to myself, are they about to show up in the t-shirts? If it fit me, I would have. Yeah, if it fit. But it wasn't going to fit. I knew it. In my heart, in my brain, I was like, oh no. That's it for Real One Comment of the Week. Next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I Be Honest? Brought to you by CoverGirl. Every single time we're like, yeah, tell us more. I start to sweat. Since we're in WAV, have known me since, we all went to Cabrini, together. Against my better judgment, we're going to get honest about college, Kylie. Oh, God. Yep. And to help the Real Ones get all the tea, Queen Emma has prepared the questions. Mm-hmm. That's bad. She's nodding her head in the background. So I graduated in 2017, 2 plus 0 plus 1 plus 7, 10. Numerology tells us we answer 10-ish questions about college. So it feels good? Well, this can't be good. That's a risk. Okay. Number one. How did we all meet for the first time? Field hockey practice. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Preseason. Yep. Day one. Mm-hmm. That was great. You, we became friends when, no, we had a two-a-day and it was between sessions and you commuted. Yes. And you were like, does anyone want to get in my car and go to Wawa? And we jumped it. So very food-motivated, easy to kidnap people. We just jumped right in. It's true. Yeah. How would you describe college Kylie in three words or less? I will say, before you guys got here, I had a guess. Easily convinced. That's a good one. That's two words. That's okay. I don't even need three. I'm not good. Three words is hard. You were always down for anything and would be willing to go anywhere. Down for anything is good. Down for anything. Three words. Yeah. I thought someone was for sure going to say, dumbass bitch. I felt like that's like the translation for easily convinced, right? Yes, the PG version. What was college Kylie like at parties? You had like two modes. So you would be responsible Uber or I was stopping you from eating Wawa mac and cheese off the floor. Okay, to be clear, I was not going to eat that. I had to. I'm 90% sure I wasn't going to eat the mac and cheese. I'm 100% sure that if I didn't take it out of your hand, it was going in your mouth. To be clear, that was that was CSAC weekend. So our conference weekend was really, I feel like the only time that I went balls to the wall in college. You were feral that weekend. There you have it. We got you a handle of Grey Goose the one year. Okay, but it tastes like water. And to be clear, I convinced quite a few people to drink that at room temperature. That was, that was an accomplishment. That's a skill. But you're very quiet over there about parties. I was just there, you know, probably under the stairs crying. How did you know? How did you know I was going to start there? Burr has a habit. Let me tell you about this. Burr had a habit. If she started with wine and ended with beer, it always ended in tears. Always tears. No matter what. No matter what. That shit was bananas. You could be so happy and you'd still be crying. Maybe happy tears. Maybe. Often not. But yeah, just Wasn't it? Yeah, just skip it. When you're out of wine, just stop. Stop. What songs were blasting on a pregame playlist? It talks about body parts. That's not exciting. One is also a name for a cat. All you ladies pop that. That one definitely. Don't just do it. Yeah, that one. Jason is the, yeah, Jason. Yeah, you guys have been in the truck on that. Yeah. He thought he was funny. That's the thing. Yeah, you'll know it. And your crack. You know that one? Yeah, like my. Yep. There you go. That one comes to mind. That's the song that comes to mind when you think of me? No, like pregame warm up, you know? Oh, she does love me. What's the funniest themed party that we went to? I feel like we didn't have that many themes. The funny thing is, is we were into Halloween, but I don't think we ever coordinated. No, the one year we did. Well, we did. We tried to. What were we? No, we tried to do this. And we were like, this is the year we're going to do a theme. And then I was an Ninja Turtle. You were Buzz Lightyear. And what were you, a Smurf? That feels right. All I remember is that my Buzz Lightyear things wouldn't stay inflated. I had on a Buzz Lightyear jetpack that wouldn't stay inflated. And so for the entire night, I was trying to recruit people to quote, we can't keep that. How else were you going to get air? Number four, is it true that you all used to swipe on Tinder together in the dorms? And were you there the moment Kylie swiped right on Jason? Yes, it is true. We did play that game often. I was not there when you swiped on him. I was there after. I feel like I was there. I think so. You were probably there. To be fair, the apartment that I talk about, I've told this story so many times that we used to sit in, quote, my friend's apartment. Living room and just swipe and everyone would be swiping together. That was Amber's living room. And since I was a commuter at the time, we would all meet up in Amber's living room of her apartment in the dorms. And her roommates and the three of us would all sit there. And then we'd be like, did you get this guy? Oh, yeah. Did you guys match? Oh, yeah. What did you say? And we would literally play off of each other's comments to that same person. And they never got it. Not once. Never. Not once. Geniuses. Gosh. Did you guys have a good feeling about Jason when I swiped right on him? I had a feeling it would be a good story either way. And that is why Amber is here. We had decided, my friends and I, that it was either going to be really funny if it wasn't him and really funny if it was him. This was the deciding factor here. And Burr was the sacrificial lamb that came with me the night of because we had to strengthen numbers. You can't go by yourself. Yeah. Everybody knows that. Number five. Did Kylie talk to you guys after the first date where Jason fell asleep at the table? Gab, what was the full report like the next morning? That he fell asleep. Yes. And then it was the antics that went on at the bar. I remember you debated going out with him again. Yes. And then you finally said, no. And then you finally were like, okay, we'll see. Yes. But that was it. Like, it wasn't, it was boring because he fell asleep. It was. We were, it was underwhelmed. We were a little disappointed, I think, in the report back. I do remember the text the next morning from Burr when you, when you furrowed up in the bushes. I was not feeling very well. To be fair, I was the DD that night. And I have said that I had a Shirley Temple that night, that Jason tasted it. He said it was good. He said it was refreshing. And that's what he remembers from the night. But that I think the only reason he remembers that is because it's the only non-alcoholic beverage that he drank the entire night. Yeah. And while people were purchasing shots, because I was the DD, Amber was doing a twofer. So. It would have been rude to say no. Like, you can't just be like, oh, you got this for me. No, thank you. So I slid it to Burr. And she took two for the TD. And she ended up tossing her cookies. Yeah. In the bushes the next morning. Yeah. At least it was the next morning. And I was already home. It wasn't like in a car. It wasn't. No, I do appreciate that. At the bar. Yeah. Like, you know, respectful, really. Number six. How did Kylie first introduce you to Jason? And what had she told you about their dates up to that point? Mm hmm. I feel like we knew everything. You did. Yeah. I met Jason, we were a part of that relationship. Yes, I met Jason at the art museum when I was on a field trip. Wow. Because I had to pick you up because your parents didn't know. And we pretended that you slept over my place. This is. Yeah. Yeah. It was my birthday. I'm no judgment. What was the outfit of choice on that? Pick up? Eagles. Sweatshirt. Yeah. Have a picture of that, too. But didn't you have like tall boots on, too? Uh huh. I feel like a skirt or something. You can see that. Yeah. Shorts. Just like the. They were. Oversized sweatshirt. It was my birthday. Knee high boots. They were my booty shoes. Right. Okay. We'll insert the picture. Dad, we're kidding. Oh, no. Queen Emma wants to know if I told you about when he farted tying his ice skates. Immediately when it happened. Yes. Yeah. We got the text. He just farted. Yes, I did. Because everyone knows farts are funny. Uh, number seven. There are rumors that Jason had spent the night in the dorms a few times, perhaps even did a walk of shame across Cabrini campus. Can you confirm or deny? Hundred percent confirm. She's just joking. Um, Gab, would might you remember of a time when you. Were in our kitchen? No, this is seared into my mind. Oh, when you walked. Face first into sweaty Jason. All I wanted shirtless was a snack. I just wanted a nighttime goldfish. A cheese it. Yeah. Nope. Pitch black. It's just me and you and Jason. Yeah. And it was like, what's the movie? Anger management. No. Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think I say this wrong every time. I think it's. I was saying this to Queen Emma, but when we were talking about it yesterday, I think it's a long came Polly. When that might be basketball. Yes. And Ben Stiller's face just. Yep. Oh, that was a hundred percent what it felt like. Yeah. And Jason's just like, oh, hey, web. And I'm like, I just went right back into my room and went to bed hungry. Oh, gosh. Yep. That happened. Number eight. This is now Queen Emma wants to know how popular is Kylie. Is she be just being self-deprecating when she said she wasn't cool? Isn't cool. This is actually what that says. You were pretty. Everyone knew who you were. You were pretty popular, I'd say. Don't say that just because you want to get on Queen Emma's good side. Don't say that. Was was I cool? I mean, I hung out with you. So, yeah, we thought you were cool. That brought my cool points up. Obviously. Big time. To everyone else. We probably weren't cool. But to each other, we were cool. That's. Yeah. That's for sure. You know, you know who says that? Cool people. Yeah. We're the opposite. Number nine. Did you guys ever pull? I love that. I'm gonna put this in. Did you guys ever pull any pranks? I love a prank. Yeah. We were phenomenal at that. We were so good at them. At some point. I'm not saying that we stole a traffic cone, but that traffic cone ended up everywhere. It was on top of someone's car. At some point, we ended up getting it into someone's trunk without them knowing about it. And they found it like a week later. You were known for a good phone call here or there. Oh, Susie. I don't know about that. You don't remember? You don't remember? Cue the video. Yeah, I got a video. We were. Oh, no. Perfect. We were calling people. And Amber was in the middle of her skit as Susie Jammers. You heard that right. With a Z. I do believe Jammers was with a Z. With a Z. Yeah. Naturally. And in the video, you can hear the person go, Amber? So, we needed to work on our skills. I don't know how much of a prank it was, but there is photo and I believe video evidence of us, we'll call it, acquiring some campus flags. When Gab was a senior, the college was switching from a college to a university. And in that transition, they were going to have to replace all of the flags on the light posts around campus. And so. We did community service. Yeah, we assisted them. We did community service and we helped get ahead. With the approval of public safety. We did. Yeah. After they. It was done by laughing at us. But yeah. Yeah. Laughter is. Approval. Approval. That's legal. Legally. What's the most ridiculous and or embarrassing college Kylie story that you may or may not be able to share on this podcast? Oh, you would sleep in my closet. I. What was that, my sophomore year? You refused to sleep like a normal person. 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Now let's get to our special Galentine's Day edition of Doom Scroll of the Week. Doom Scroll of the Week is brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. First up on Doom Scroll, TikTok is filled with amazing Galentine's Day ideas that we're too disorganized to ever actually do. Like this one, Queen Emma. Oh. They're doing boards. I love this. They're doing, they're doing Sharkoochie boards. This is great. We could never put in that much effort. Ever. Have we ever properly celebrated Galentine's Day together? No. No. And what would be the perfect Galentine's Day celebration that's the most Kylie Gabber coded? Food, for sure. Yeah. But I feel like this is too much, too much preparation. No, like not organized. Not organized. No. Like show up, order a shit ton of food. Yeah, absolutely. Sit down. How's it? How's it? Yeah. Talk some shit. Next up, if this isn't peak girlhood, I don't know what is. Queen Emma, the clip, please. The girl with her back to the camera recently got her boobs done. Oh. And they're having a party where she then reveals. Really, I, my plan is we're going to. We're going to end up doing this in. I already know that. Yeah. You don't have to tell me that you, I want to be clear. You were in whether you wanted to be in or not. Yeah. Oh yeah. I was going to bait you with snacks. Oh yeah. And then just be like, Hey, have you seen these? Um, to be clear, there is a, a rough plan that eventually I will put my boobs back where they belong because four kids. That's all I have to say about that. Um, how would you guys react in this situation? Well, if they look good. Yeah, then we'll be honest. Okay. Let me be clear. Me having a podcast called not going to lie is, uh, it was, it was perfectly on track from where our friendship started because when I need honesty and I'm talking brutal honesty, like people are not like, there might be a nice, like, no, that's good, but you guys are the ones who receive a text. Is that correct? That is correct. Because they're going to tell it how it is. And so I would be a little worried. I'm going to wait until they settle. Okay. Because if I did it fresh out of surgery, Burr would be like, I don't know why they're at your neck. Burr would be like, let's just fix that real quick. She would be like, come over here. Let me, let me get those down for you. Um, you guys are in on this though. Yeah. Okay. Perfect. We'll make a Tik TOK. We can get a two for one special. Cause we haven't talked about that for a while. To be fair in college, when we talked about this, we did say two for one special because sometimes you got to do what you got to do last on doom scroll. Apparently I have a bonus tiny human Galentine this year because this little girl appears to be my biggest fan. Okay. Why are we upset? It's the golden book. And you want a Kylie Kelsey book? Yes. All you got was a Kelsey, Kelsey brothers. I'm sorry. Can we read it anyway? Kylie's in it. To be fair, the mom does find the page. You look great enough. Queen Emma said, Kylie won't answer this. So I'll ask you, should there be a Kylie golden book? A hundred percent. You're an asshole. I'll write it. Yes. I have a good idea for a book for you. Okay. You know, listen, let's hear it. You, this one, I think this is, listen, I have copyrights on this. So whoever out there steals my plan, I think that people should make sports books for like kids, like young kids that their parents can read to them. Like if I'm reading to my son, I can read like a baseball book or a football book that puts it in like very simple terms. And you could do one for field hockey for like little kids. And then I could read it to my kid. Every single day. And then it'll just ingrain in their mind. Oh, I have to play field hockey because that's what I go to sleep thinking about every night. And then that is their life's purpose. This feels manipulative. And I like it. Shout out to this tiny real ones. Mom at awkward Tiff. That's a great name on TikTok. All right. That does it for doom scroll the week brought to you by Toyota. Next up. We got honest about college Kylie earlier. Now, according to Queen Emma's rundown, we're going to get honest about. Bride Kylie. That's right. We're in for a can I be honest double feature today. And I am once again sweating. Jason, I got married in twenty eighteen two plus zero plus one plus eight equals eleven. Eleven is way too many questions. So let's call it seven ish questions. Number one. How did Kylie ask you guys to be her bridesmaids? I actually don't remember this. I there was like a box. Yeah. Stuff. I think I have a photo of it, actually. Yeah. Um. A little like there's a mug in there. Yeah. There was something there was something tangible. I think you had already told us. And then we didn't really have any other friends. Yeah. Oh, it didn't have many options. Default. Tell us everything about the bachelorette party. I love that. What is what this question is, is not what Queen Emma thinks she's going to get. Go ahead. Yeah. Um. Do you remember? Yeah. I got our nails done and then we did the wine place. Oh, I love that. There was a bucket of wine. My paint can. Yeah. Yes. I want to tell Frisco's with that paint can. Yes, you did. It was low key. Yeah, it was. It was. It was a day event. It was a low key thing. Didn't Jason drive to Philly? He might have. Yeah, he did. Yeah, because we were at our house in South Philly. Yeah, he drove around town. - Yeah, it was a good time. Number three, on a scale of one to one, bridezilla how was it dealing with kylie planning a wedding it was like is it gonna happen they picked a date but it's january they're saying it's happening in april yeah yeah there was a lot of side texting of like do you think she's actually done anything that feels yeah in other words you're saying i was a great bride solo maintenance um this is my i love this question so much how did you guys meet the groomsmen and by groomsmen i mean groomsman the night before i have no recollection recollection of how i actually met travis i do think there was a to be clear um and we can put up a wedding photo here uh i had four bridesmaids i had my sister my cousin marissa and the two of you that was it and jason had travis and that was it um we if it's not clear enough we are not particularly organized individuals and so we didn't care about matching that was not a concern of ours and i think you each walked down the aisle independently yes which travis walked donna down and sat on her seat right yeah yeah and then all of you guys walked on independently yes yeah it was a good time we were chill um what was your first impression of travis i literally i know i met him before the wedding i don't remember when i met him but his issue with condiments like you took beef with that yeah i definitely took beef with that i was just like hmm like you need condiments um to make food taste better yeah like you do just need it um but i don't remember when i probably met him like at a game or something like oh you might have yeah um but yeah the condiments thing just didn't know if i could trust him after that i just feel like she's dead serious naughty and sneaky naughty and sneaky uh maybe that's why i got it um were there any choreographed dances no no oh well they told us we had to walk in dancing and that's when we looked at each other and we were like mummer strut and then that's when we went oh into the reception that was it though yeah yeah i will say we our wedding i feel like appropriately conveyed us as people mm-hmm there was good food there was good music but other than that we showed up and that was a win burr and i had a blast when we were getting ready do you remember accidentally walking in to the miami heats breakfast when we were in nothing but robes thank you so much for bringing this up so i actually am on record with our team our not gonna lie team by sharing with them that i have a long-standing beef with dwayne wade that you guessed it dwayne wade actually knows nothing about um and to be clear i would like your i would like you guys to weigh in on this because i feel very strongly about this we were going down for the wedding right so everyone is i am in a wedding dress with a veil on the back of my head every all we have all four bridesmaids and the wedding planner sarah in the elevator with us and we just don't happen to get on the elevator with dwayne wade and here's the problem that i have with that he didn't say a goddamn word which is crazy there is a bride and her bridesmaids in the fucking elevator with you you are in an enclosed space and then you didn't say a word he probably was like regretting every step he took to get on that elevator he was probably sitting there like why didn't i just let the door close that shit blew my mind yeah okay just thinking realistically if you guys were to get into an elevator with a bride oh and four bridesmaids what's happening i'd be like oh my god are you getting married this is so exciting are you in love are you in love you would ask because if you're not i'll drive to the getaway car are you sure i can i can help you if you need it yeah um yeah i would definitely she says as a happily married woman with her second child on the way hey are you good do you want me to take you away from here far far away listen you should always double check right like you gotta make sure i mean i do feel like we all had that like hey last chance yeah yeah i'll get you out of here like it never happened what do you want do you want to run or do you want to do a shot let's do it right maybe he thought you were running and was like i can't oh don't want to bring it up yeah sure we'll go with that that's so nice of you guys uh what was kylie like on the wedding day was i calm anxious you were calm you're chilling yeah oh you were i got a video of you two dancing while you're eating a bag of chips we were watching something out the window yeah there's a lot of entertainment yeah um there was a lot going on out there yeah you were calm you were just at some point you did help me adjust my spanks because you got a picture of no because your um belly button ringed yeah i had to take it out is that what you were doing yeah huh yeah there is a photo of me holding my boobs into my dress burr's hands completely in the dress with me and of course god was capturing it for later yeah um yeah no it was the uh the ring you were you were very calm i feel like um the only concern was like looking natural like you didn't want it you didn't want to look like someone that you weren't um that was the biggest concern for you yeah i had to take it out of here of the day um but you did look beautiful so it all worked out thanks guys um i will say we we nailed the coordination because our wedding lacked luster we'll call it uh we did nail the coordination of the entrances oh for burr's wedding oh yes now amber in true amber fashion got married on april fool's day and so the entrances into her wedding first of all instead of her coming down the aisle first there was a clown on a unicycle i'm not kidding that's not i'm not exaggerating that for real for real happened and then the entrances into the reception what were you guys uh say the inflatable pigs no we were the dinosaurs the drunk people with the dinosaurs yes but this was a surprise to you yes you had no idea we were doing this yes i had no idea um that was a stellar lineup i was a gorilla and my partner was a banana in a full gorilla suit with heels um chloe was the flying pig chloe was the pig because you always inflatable pigs yeah because you always said that you would get married when pigs fly yeah yes um and then for gab's wedding we got to give a joint toast oh that was good that was epic yeah we had props we did our props and i still kind of nailed it yeah yeah i felt good about that there were handcuffs involved it was fun there was a whistle there was a whistle that was safety vest a safety vest because gab's driving is shit it's jersey yeah i literally wait when i was just parking here i felt like oh let me make sure like i give you have enough room i was parking and i was like they literally made me park last it's not good yep what was it like witnessing the viral moment from the wedding queen ama has the clip right here it's aunt judy there is anyone in attendance who has caused to believe that this couple should not be joined in marriage just shut the fuck up oh yeah we don't care she is a legend shout out to aunt judy the best kelsey everybody knows that um my favorite part of this clip and i don't know if you can see it in that social clip but my favorite part is that she had mentioned doing this at the rehearsal the night before and so all four bridesmaids when she starts to say it everybody looks right at the audience to be like yeah fucking wait for it it was so like the anticipatory like you guys aren't gonna believe this shit was so good um what was it like witnessing that it was just incredible yeah it was on par lived up to the hype number seven what was your favorite moment from being a bridesmaid in our wedding i liked the night before after the rehearsal dinner when we had to go find your marriage license i might have it was like 11 or something we got back from the reading terminal and you were like i don't have these papers come on and we got in your car and tore apart your house till we found them that was fun i don't even remember that yeah i have the video of you in the lower marion dog costume because it was after the super bowl yeah for underdogs and you're dancing with the mascot head on um all right that's it for can i be honest part two we'll be back in roughly three minutes with the game you're not gonna want to miss spoiler alert it involves flip cup oh no i had the best time last week in san francisco ahead of the super bowl and one of the highlights was most definitely our our NGL and So True Bingo event with Caleb Herron. 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Our last segment today is a throwback to our college days, as you can tell by the props we now have. That's right. Real ones, red cups means one thing. Amber, Gab, and I are playing a special NGL version of Flip Cup called, Oh No, Truth or Flip. Oh no. But since we're all technically adults now and recording this for eternity, we're going to play this game with Olipop. Shout out to Olipop and not beer. First of all, I don't even like beer. I don't, you, it's okay. Yeah. You do like beer. I did. I did. She dabbled. She said I did. I dabbled. But the stakes are as high as ever because in the middle of this table, we have a pile of questions written by the NGL team. These questions are really for Gaben Burr and I don't want to be left out. So I'll flip cups alongside you guys. God damn it. This is going to be great. I'm so excited. Should each person get at least one pass? We'll say one pass. What are the questions about you? Are they about me? Okay. I think we should all get a pass just for safety. I think we should get a pass for safety. All right. We'll get a safety pass. Okay. But we don't have to use it. Damn it. Okay. What are the stakes? What do they win? What does the person who wins win? What does the winner win? What do you guys want? Because I'm going to lose. And so this is what would benefit the two of you. You have to do an episode in your full-on beauty pageant. You're a dickhead. You're a fucking dickhead. Tiara and sash. I don't even think I have it. I trust Queen Emma to find you a new outfit. Assholes. Or you could go to like one of the times we modeled and pull out a new outfit. I don't even think I have one of those outfits. Stop talking. Oh my gosh. I knew this was going to be a problem. Before there was Kiana, there was Kylie and Center City Macy's. Oh my God. I forgot about that. Me, you and the ball girl. Stop talking. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't think there's photo evidence. Yeah, there is. I'll send it to Emma. We're going to be besties. The world is crashing. Everything's falling apart. Okay. All right. Here we go. Okay. It's down, up, down. It was cheers, down, up. Cut this. Can't wait to see the blooper reel. Down, up, down. Does Kylie have any nicknames the world does not know about? Hmm. Not me waiting desperately to see if they remember. Um. Oh no. I don't know if this is a nickname. This is so silly that we were just talking about nicknames. I don't know if this was a nickname or like this was like self-proclaimed. Oh no. What the, what is this? You ****. self-proclaimed. Amber Marshall! Buongiorno! They're going to have to cut that, I think. That's a pass! That is a pass! Fuck you, and that's a pass! Here we go! Oh! Wow! Wow! What was that nickname? It's about to get ruthless up in here. Wow! Down. I win! Are they going to answer this? How long on average does it take Kylie to respond to texts? Oh my lord. Three to six months at times. Well, after how many follow-ups? Yeah. That's a good question. And also depends on the time. We can get you sometimes when the kids go to sleep. You got to be strategic. Yeah. When I'm rolling, we're in. Yeah. If it's like emergency, call. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Also, seven to ten businesses. Okay. There's a lot more questions. It's a lot of bubbles. We're just going to have to switch to water. Bye. Nailed it. Dang it. She didn't even. Never mind. This is the first one before I got there. Okay. We can't even answer that. Nope. Pretty sure we can't answer this. Funniest thing that happened at Jason and Kylie's wedding. Let's just run with it and then we'll bleep all of it. Great. Funniest? Funniest thing that happened at Kylie and Jason's wedding. Um. Where does your brain go? I feel like we're in the same place. Mm-hmm. Gab? Why are you biting your lips? I'm just thinking. Okay. I feel like the dance floor. Specifically? Say it. There was. Who almost showed her. Also funny, when I almost had to. We won't tell you who, but when I almost had to punch. Yeah, I forgot about that. That was not good. All right. oh what ngl guest are you the most shocked agreed to sit down with kylie i feel like personal attack not surprised they agree to talk to you but it's i think it's as your friend who's known you since before the podcast it's very weird to see you interviewing certain people that we're fans of okay tell me who oh i freaked out over well alona marr big fan of her um michelle obama yeah what the fuck oh yeah that was a lot shocking yeah the fuck are you doing um like avril lavigne demi lovato yep all them yeah yeah you're great that's good okay but you're great she'll tell me later how i'm not not staying humble kyle is that right yeah we helped you do that that's why i love you what if anything has changed has changed about kylie since she became emma wrote lol on this so i just want to be clear it says lol a total celeb this was not my words i would not call myself that i wouldn't even call myself a z-lister i'm good what is the answer to the question what about you has changed yes if anything i'd say nothing um i think you're like accessibility like just you're busier oh yeah um and i have to be more careful just like showing up at your house like you think security's gonna take you out sometimes like remember when why it was like there's somebody at the window and you're like don't make eye contact she's like no i think it's hamper and you're like that's true our kids our kids are trained now like when someone knocks on the door they all do what we were trained to do when we were growing up which is slink down slink down i would like the record to show that gab said nothing you have said off the accessibility it's like being friends with where in the world is carmen san diego or you remember that game yes because i'll be scrolling on twitter and it's like oh she's in the air tours tent with tom cruise yes she met the royal family yeah it's just like okay i do love those texts when it's typically like hey kai anything you want to tell us i'm like i don't know not today you're like where the fuck are you and i'm like milan fashion week yeah i don't know i'm crushing it right now i'd like that to be no oh the bottom of this says it's getting sincere in here uh-oh oh no what makes kylie such a great friend i'm not i don't even answer a fucking text uh uh uh : that can be the answer you can say what she said um i think it's that you genuinely care like like to invest time in your friends and like genuinely care about like what does go on in our lives whether it's like minuscule or big yeah like like just a normal normal friend yeah you're just always someone that you can go to and talk to and you know no matter what it is there's no judgment anything like that and there's a sincere sometimes abrasive response gab likes to use that word against you because i've been called abrasive once or twice in my life um do we just rapid fire some of these questions now love it rapid fire okay what is something maybe only kylie's close friends know about her um have you talked about your transformers obsession nope thank you for bringing that you have the uh optimist prime voice changing mask yep and that was the only tattoo you've ever wanted uh-huh it is these are all facts describe kylie's dorm room as honestly as possible oh my god like a disaster yeah you had a sofa bed so you and jason could be comfortable *laughs* yeah but remember like it was like messy it was just moving the piles of yes i live my life in piles yeah yeah i do i i mean look at my house now yeah i live my life in piles yes to be fair my adhd allows me to compartmentalize and decide which pile is it's in and how far down it is and i've been that way my whole life so yep not wavering on that one that tracks memory from college you won't let each other live down i do think there's something special about we could recall i would say the vast majority of the crazy that happened in college and by crazy should i just mean like the everyday shit we were doing in college and i i don't think it's any crazier or less crazy than other college experiences we could very easily be like fairly even for just like like either ridiculous stories or things were like hey maybe let's let's not tell our kids about that and there's like gab said no judgment whatsoever yeah yeah we'll tell the girls later on yeah that's fine i'll probably tell them too what is something you're shocked kylie actually said on this podcast they wouldn't know they don't watch the podcast i watch but i'm not shocked by anything that you've said yep because you're always a little unfiltered a little that was very nice you said a little yeah wow do you watch yeah but i i wouldn't say shocked that you actually said i would say maybe sometimes i'm shocked with things that you don't say like i'm shocked with things that you don't say like sometimes i'm shocked with things that you don't say like sometimes i'm shocked with things that you don't say like like i'll be shocked like like i'll be shocked like like i'll be shocked like you took a gentle approach on that one you took a gentle approach on that one you took a gentle approach on that one like because i've said what i needed to like because i've said what i needed to like because i've said what i needed to say in the group chat say in the group chat say in the group chat yeah that's fair yeah yeah that's fair yeah yeah yeah that's fair yeah yeah yeah and like sometimes it's weird when yeah and like sometimes it's weird when yeah and like sometimes it's weird when you like tell a story like the one story you like tell a story like the one story you like tell a story like the one story remember when jason was on like snl remember when jason was on like snl remember when jason was on like snl yes um i don't know i think you told it yes um i don't know i think you told it yes um i don't know i think you told it on the podcast on the podcast on the podcast um but you were like telling the story um but you were like telling the story um but you were like telling the story about like that time that happened i'm about like that time that happened i'm about like that time that happened i'm like oh yeah i remember those texts like like oh yeah i remember those texts like like oh yeah i remember those texts like yeah i was murdered did you honestly think jason was the one did you honestly think jason was the one did you honestly think jason was the one when they first started dating did i think that about him no probably did i think that about him no probably did i think that about him no probably not not right away he fell asleep on the not right away he fell asleep on the not right away he fell asleep on the table table table oh okay so not after the first not after oh okay so not after the first not after oh okay so not after the first not after the first time meeting him the first time meeting him the first time meeting him right i think after the bear incident right i think after the bear incident right i think after the bear incident i was like all right there's a chance i was like all right there's a chance i was like all right there's a chance so jason is still in my phone as so jason is still in my phone as so jason is still in my phone as grizzly for those who don't know grizzly for those who don't know grizzly for those who don't know legitimately his contact in my phone legitimately his contact in my phone legitimately his contact in my phone we can pull this up uh here we go we can pull this up uh here we go we can pull this up uh here we go don't take his phone number though don't take his phone number though don't take his phone number though uh my husband's in my phone is grizzly uh my husband's in my phone is grizzly uh my husband's in my phone is grizzly because because because we amber and i had a radio show at we amber and i had a radio show at we amber and i had a radio show at school that school that school that we called him the bear in the woods we called him the bear in the woods we called him the bear in the woods which i'm still not sure how we ended which i'm still not sure how we ended which i'm still not sure how we ended up with that up with that up with that because he looked like one i don't know because he looked like one i don't know because he looked like one i don't know but in the woods was but in the woods was but in the woods was because because because it feels a little redundant right it feels a little redundant right it feels a little redundant right um um um no squirrel squirrel and tree was yeah no squirrel squirrel and tree was yeah no squirrel squirrel and tree was yeah what was ours turn up tuesday it was what was ours turn up tuesday it was what was ours turn up tuesday it was turn up tuesday turn up tuesday turn up tuesday gosh yeah what a time gosh yeah what a time gosh yeah what a time it's time to be alive it's time to be alive it's time to be alive that's when you thought that's when you thought that's when you thought no i was saying she's talking about no i was saying she's talking about no i was saying she's talking about different time valentine's day bear different time valentine's day bear different time valentine's day bear yeah and he sent it to your house oh yeah and he sent it to your house oh yeah and he sent it to your house oh talk about a full panic yeah wow talk about a full panic yeah wow talk about a full panic yeah wow because your your mom got it and just because your your mom got it and just because your your mom got it and just put in your room yes and didn't say put in your room yes and didn't say put in your room yes and didn't say anything didn't say a word anything didn't say a word anything didn't say a word and then you texted us and we're like and then you texted us and we're like and then you texted us and we're like in ohio in ohio in ohio they didn't know though for like two they didn't know though for like two they didn't know though for like two more months i know we yeah we did a good more months i know we yeah we did a good more months i know we yeah we did a good job job job as well but i feel like that was like a as well but i feel like that was like a as well but i feel like that was like a bold move like i was like okay like bold move like i was like okay like bold move like i was like okay like you know maybe he's here for you know maybe he's here for you know maybe he's here for he's here for it he's here for it he's here for it yeah so maybe after that i was like all yeah so maybe after that i was like all yeah so maybe after that i was like all right right right yeah i think i think the assumption at yeah i think i think the assumption at yeah i think i think the assumption at the beginning was that it was all fun the beginning was that it was all fun the beginning was that it was all fun and games oh yeah oh yeah and by that i and games oh yeah oh yeah and by that i and games oh yeah oh yeah and by that i mean we were just having fun mean we were just having fun mean we were just having fun yeah and then yeah and then yeah and then then all of a sudden then all of a then all of a sudden then all of a then all of a sudden then all of a sudden i was like ah sudden i was like ah sudden i was like ah shoot we're hanging out like two three shoot we're hanging out like two three shoot we're hanging out like two three days a week sometimes two days in a row days a week sometimes two days in a row days a week sometimes two days in a row yeah once you hit that in a row yeah in yeah once you hit that in a row yeah in yeah once you hit that in a row yeah in a row was the bit that was like the a row was the bit that was like the a row was the bit that was like the threshold where i was like ah threshold where i was like ah threshold where i was like ah shoot yeah okay yep well there's that all right i think we got through all the questions we could that's a wrap on truth or flip and that's a wrap on our galentine's day special yay um thank you to amber and gab for joining uh i mean i feel like you guys are gonna have approximately five minutes of usable footage from this because we had a little bit of roasty toasty time uh reminder i'll be back next thursday with a brand new episode from milan at the winter olympics i can't wait for you guys to find out who our special guests will be and remember this tuesday is fafo snowboarding make sure to tune in right on ngl youtube channel listen and subscribe to not gonna lie wherever you get your podcasts follow the show on all social media at ngl with kylie not gonna lie is a wave original brought to you by covergirl thanks again to the real ones for tuning in you posted the van yeah when your friends and they get onto the cabrini shuttle jesus christ with her leaving jason oh yeah that was the outfit that one's for oh remember what i mean oh yeah that was straight out of compton yeah that's straight on jason's fucking assholes on any journey 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