Kylie Kelce on Kid Meltdowns, Dude Gift Advice, Japanese Maples & New Heights Secret Santa | EP 172

Should I rearrange the light so that one of these is actually hitting Kylie? Could be helpful. I actually prefer to be in the shadows. Yeah, Kylie with the dark sweater, just as like. It's bringing holiday vibes. When Kylie sits forward, I think actually finds her light. It's much better. Love actually not, that's what that movie should have been called. Love actually not. Here we go. Starting off on the right foot. Welcome back to new heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. A one-dry show brought to you by Nike. Hey, I'm not wearing Nike, but I got these sweet. Yeah, let's say it, there's diamond turrets. Those are dope. These are Nike. Pretty sweet. We're your host, I'm Travis Kuzn. My big brother, Jason Kuzn. He got a Cleveland Heights, Ohio, as you guys know, Cincinnati Bearcat alums. Subscribe on YouTube, one-dry plus wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on social media, add new Heights show with one S for fun clips throughout the week. Jason, we have a very special, cheerful holidays. Exciting. Why don't you tell everybody what we're doing? Yeah, sure. 900% is, we've got a very special holiday episode. Kylie Kelsey is here. We talk to you for Japanese maples. We get her gift-giving advice and weigh in on some child meltdowns. And, of course, get a sneak peek of her and Jason Curly. Ooh, there we go. Which will be exciting. Kind of. Yeah, she looks great. But first, for the holidays, we did something special as a team. And it's the first time ever. It's surprising. We're all pretty festive individuals. We're very, very. But yeah, get ready for new Heights Secret Santa. Secret Santa is brought to you by Raising Canes. Thank you very much Todd Graves and Raising Canes for sponsoring a segment that we give each other gifts. You guys are the best. And with that, Interim Brandon, just Jake, please come on in. All right. Let's go. Hello. Happy holiday, Hans. Hey, let's get lit. Let's get lit. Yeah. Let's get lit. Jake, just curious, is there a secret Santa? Is that prevalent in the Jewish community? Is this something that is not. I think so. Yeah, like a secret macabre type of thing. Is there a, yeah, is there a Hebrew version of Secret Santa? The Hidden Hebrew. It's, yeah, the Hidden Hebrew. That works. If there's not, we just started. I think we might have just started the Hidden Hebrew. All right. So we each gave each other gifts. There was a randomized controlled deterner of who we were all told who had each other. Yeah, there was a spending limit of $50. Yes, that was the limit. I thought it was $25. (laughing) Somebody's been buried somewhere. (laughing) We were given an order in which to open. I was told to go first. I want to make it clear. I did not pick myself to go first. It sounds like you picked yourself to go first. I did not realize that I didn't get it over with. We know you're excited. This is what I have. This is what showed up. Let's do a little. For the audio listeners, a little. All righty. Yeah, let's go ahead. Good job, Amazon's loving this pack again. We should have delivered gifts. Shout out, raising Amazon's box. We should have done this in a Raisin King. Exactly. Sorry Todd, we didn't think. Thank you for sponsoring. Sorry Todd. Okay, I have a cube. I have a cube. I wouldn't shake it too hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cold, yeah. (laughing) Oh, I got a little cup. I got a little cup. (laughing) So, for the audio listeners, it says. It's a little coffee cup. It says other interns and it's a. I believe a horse farting. And then it says me. And it's a little unicorn. (laughing) Oh. Oh, that is. That's a beautiful gift. This is a very nice gift. This is a very specific intern cup. (laughing) This? Goddamn, who. I don't know who did this. Oh, man. This is a. This is a Jason? (laughing) Is it a Jason? It is a Jason. Yeah. That is a Jason. Goddamn. Yeah. We did a great job of finagling. This is a great. This is a great. This is adding to my mug shelf. Yes, thank you. Thank you, Jason. The lovely gift. You are a unicorn brand. Good start. You are a unicorn. Thank you. Good start, Secret Santa. Jason, you are next. I am up next. All right, this is the box. Nice. (laughing) Skies on, we're doing it. Put a lot of bubble wrap wrap in there. Okay. I feel like it is. It's gonna be like a book. Oh, I couldn't see it being Legos. Legos are always a banger. Nice. This is gonna come in handy. What do we got? So, we have golf balls, which. Ooh. Ironically, or in a blue package, for those of you who are aware of the Blue Man Group bet that we have in Ta-Hoo. (laughing) Just not going distant, just upcoming year. It also says my custom golf balls. So, I have a feeling that these balls are gonna have something on them. Custom balls. Hey, who doesn't love some custom balls? (laughing) Yep. What's on there? It's a Blue Man Travis Kelsey. We'll get it. (laughing) It's really hard to see. Oh, my God. You gotta back it out a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I can't wait to fucking crush these things. Actually, it's a Blue Man Travis and a Blue Man Jason. Oh, wow, you got double. You know what I mean? That's pretty goddamn good. No, they're good. That's really funny. These are awesome. That's really horrific, too. Oh, man, who made these? I feel like it had to be Jake because there had to be some type of like social media, Blue Man Group expertise for names. It was me, it was me. Thank you. Shout out to our graphics department. They were very helpful. The department. The department. Yes, department. The two people that I went to for Photoshop help. So I'll say two things about your gift. One, I figured you could use a reminder while you were practicing for Tahoe. The other thing, and I do need Brandon's help here. Gotcha. So this is only part of your gift. Like we mentioned, we had a limit. And so I was kind of struggling to think of like two guys who could have anything they want in the world. What is one thing that I could get them as a gift? And then I remembered I lost something of yours. So on the way is a branded if you would pull of the picture. It's a replica Superbowl ring. Look what I'm saying. It's, I have felt terrible for the last four years that I lost your ring in Skyline Chili. It may or may not be currently stuck in customs. I can't believe you really lost your fucking Superbowl ring. We went back and reviewed the footage and it is 100% my fault. He said, Jake, go get it. And I just didn't hear it. So I felt terrible. So a replacement is also on the way. Merry Christmas. Thank you very much, Jake. This is, I can't wait to get this. And actually see what this looks like. Because this is going to be great, too. This, that, that cannot have fallen within the $50 spread. That's the thing. This is why it, it was not, it's certainly not a realistic ring. I'll put it that way. We have 15 dollars to spend. I went right up to that limit. But I swear I did not go over it. Wondering what the craftsmanship on this ring is going to be like when we events. So the rings, the rings plus these golf balls are both under $50. Correct. Yeah, I think it was 30, and the golf balls are more expensive. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Looks like, good luck to have you there. I'm pretty sure it says folds on the side of it. So you'll have that. You'll have that as well. That's right. That I prefer. All right. My turn. I have a box. She did. We've got something wrapped. Ooh. Ooh. That was a good collective. Ooh. [CLICKING] Oh. We got a box. This thing could not be more of that. You're working for it. Please do not cut yourself. They came really close. All right, we got something right. It looks like a no fucking way. It's a jet superbow ring. [LAUGHTER] I already, that is fucking awesome. That's really funny. No, I already. Oh my god, that's fucking great. Oh, this is sick. You ever seen one of those before? No, I have not. Look at that. Look at that. This is fucking awesome. Well done. I'm going to assume this came from Travis. The old Joe, name and superbow ring, man. This is about it, man. Thank you. And unfortunately, the Joe Namus goes for $50 and the Nick Folls goes for, I believe, $10,000. These are significantly more rare. The Eagles have at least twice as many superbow rings as they get. So we'll take it. I thought it would actually come with the fur coat. I thought it came with the fur coat that-- That's next year. That's next year. Yeah, there you go. Just a little return, Jake. Joe name it. He gets the mud and chops him. All right, Travis, you were the last man. Thank you, Travis. That was awesome. Oh yeah, baby. Welcome to the hidden Hebrew. I'm all right. Here we go. A Kansas City book of some sort is a zippest thing open and see what we got here. Know it. Oh, fuck ton of player cards. Let's go. And two of my favorites sitting right there in the front, baby. Let's go. You got a fucking card. I know that. That came from a 92%er in Kansas City. She gave us a bunch of like our own custom cards. So yeah, you got you got a Borders rookie card in there, brother. Borders. There's also a, wait, go to the Jason card. There's a Jason card. I got you. There's two. It was right in the beginning. I got you a Jason draft diamond card. Now that is the closest thing you can find to a Jason Kelsey rookie card. This guy right here. That right there. That is Jason as a rookie, but they made this in 23. I believe it was meant it. So Jason was. Oh, it's you as a rookie, but they didn't make you an official rookie card. They made you like a later. Oh, shit. You're not really good. I actually have, I think I do have an official rookie card, but it's not from when I was a rookie. Oh, okay. Every, every player is like first card is technically their rookie card, but I think it's from like 2018. Yeah. Seven when I asked the guy at the card. So I was like, you have Jason Kelsey rookie. So he just looked at me like what the fuck are you talking about? So that is, that's a picture of you as a rookie, but on a card made in like 2024. I went to my local card store. They just have these giant bins of football cards. So I went through a couple years and I made you a pack of like a bunch of chiefs and some friends at the show. Oh, nice. So they are, they also like only costs. Oh, not really. So like, I spent like two hours digging through cards, just fine and dudes. It is really fun to do. Are you kidding me? That sounds like a blast. That would be pretty dope to have cards from everybody who's been on the show. Unstoppable Chris Stone Cold Jones. I found some good ones. I found some, there's a couple like really weird rare ones in there that I was really excited to pull. She'd even partner with like the artist that like make player cards to like make ones. Show them show them show them show them show them show them show them show them show them show them all of them. Just just read on some of your fans. I thought you got a good old Cheetah right there. That thing is sweet. Good cheetah. Good cheetah. I don't remember that play. I remember that play. It's Tennessee one of the coldest games ever. Oh nice man. Jay Mac, baby. Jeremy Maclin got a Jay Mac. I got it. Yeah. You go and chief. Mizzou M.I.Z. Old Lenny Dalsett, R.I.P. to the legend man. That was awesome. Pump to pull that one. Peyton Hill is. Peyton Hill has played for the Chiefs. Yeah. I remember that. I think he was right after the Cleveland. I think he was right before you got there but he was pretty sweet cards. I figured it out. 2011. Yeah. Yeah. Madden cover. God damn. Jamal Charles. Anaphan. My guy. Nice. Don Terry Paul. Rookie car. That's a rookie. Those are rare. Those are rare. They don't just they don't make them any of those. It's one of the only defensive players to run, catch and throw a touchdown pass in the NFL. And I think he's like the heaviest to ever throw a touchdown pass. That's a great stat. Shady. Yeah. There we go. Shady. I had to especially ask the guys at the store like where are the Jason Kelsey cards and they're like, oh, we keep those in the back. And I'm out. No, I'm not kidding. You weren't Jason. No, you weren't in the bin. I dug through your rookie year. I dug through Super Bowl. Absorble. You're thinking like a lot of Eagles in there. Oh, we got a person. There's no Jason. You got to ask. You're behind the counter, brother. That's an honor. It's a prize possession. That's a prize possession. Friends of the show and just friends of friends of friends a little Joe Thomas. Well, Joe Thomas. I'm nice. Alejandro Villanova. Let's go. Legend. That's a sweet card to all hands team. Oh, that's a sweet card. All hands team. Catch the pass. Look at him. Yeah. Take six, baby. Old Greg Olsen. We got to get him on. Greg. Yeah. Kiddy. Kettle. Let's go, baby. And then jewels. What looks like in the Super Bowl. It's a Super Bowl MVP card. How about that? I love this. That sweet red gloves, baby. Swack them out. Digging through bins of football cards is very fun. And then Zach hurts, baby. Ertsy and then got you an Ertsy and the gang green man. Got all the time. Let's go. And then old school colors. Matt Stafford. Matty. Wow. Classic. Classic. Dude, this is sweet, man. But yeah, that's it. I'm all in my book. Card binder for you. Those are your official, your official sleeve at book. That's not official. Actually, it's a bootleg chief's card. I had to keep it under 50. So the official one was a little pricey. The bootleg one under 50. Thank you, dude. Fuck yeah. Happy holidays. Happy holidays, guys. That was New Heights Secret Santa brought to you by Raising Canes. Thanks, guys. Happy holidays. Hey, let's wrap this up. We're waiting for Kylie. We've been making a wait way too long. Yeah. All right. Thank you to our presenting sponsor, Nike. Big day tomorrow, Trev. You ready? Oh, yeah. I'm always ready, baby. It's game day. I'm game day. Ready, baby. Let's go. Yeah, game day. Well, there's Christmas. Well, yeah, but it's football on Christmas, which yeah, and our friends at Nike basketball have something special coming tomorrow as well. A Christmas surprise, if you will. And it might feature a friend of the show. What's we have so many friends of the show. I wonder which one it could be. Nike just getting started. And the answer will be revealed on socials tomorrow. Oh, what the you're not going to tell me into a tease. That's how you do a tease. All right. We'll check out Nike basketball at Nike basketball and Instagram tomorrow at 7 a.m. Pacific time and get ready to join in on their new challenge from anywhere. Thank you, joint partner, Raising Canes. Ooh, Raising Canes, huh? Yeah, baby. 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Get that holiday feast going and then settle in with a little family for some NFL action streaming live on Netflix. Don't miss Cowboys, commanders of 1 p.m. Eastern Lions Vikings at 430 Eastern on Netflix. Our guest today for a very special Christmas episode. I mean, she's already sitting right next to me. So you'll probably already see her. She's the only four time guest in the history of New Heights. Very prestigious air. Previous record holder for the most viewed episode of all time recently broken by just a little bit. She's the host of a one of the Apple pod's best new shows of 2025. She's also the number one fan of Japanese maples both real and some kind of Kelsey's back to the show. Everyone. Doing you actually really do like Japanese maples. I think that's why I thought Japanese maples. I'm pretty sure we have two in our backyard. We do have two in our back. What do you mean? You're you know what a Japanese maple is. You know we're right. I'm their biggest fan. We have two in our backyard. I'll tell you what, the ones in your backyard are beautiful. Aren't they? Yeah. Especially in a fall. Great tree climbing. Great tree climbing to use. Yep. Yeah. For this for this bit, I don't think we can talk about how you climb the Japanese people, the bank archer. All right. Guy, how you been? Congrats on everything we're not going to lie. Thank you. Then crushing it. Thanks. You haven't fought. You haven't fun being a podcaster now. You're in it. You're in it. I'm very lucky to get to speak to the people that I get to speak to. It's it's yeah, it's very cool. And I'm very excited when I get to learn from them and ask questions that I've had for a long time. But other than that, I do feel bad that people are plagued with more of me. I don't know one person has upset about that. What's your favorite guess you've had so far? Can't say me. Can't say can't see me. Oh, that's exactly where I was going to go. What's the most surprising favorite? I can't say you. No, can't say me because I was going to say that. I mean, I got to talk to Michelle Obama. That was that I think I'm still sweating slightly from that. All right. Nice. So you're not we're not the only ones that do this. Jason nice. All right. Cool. Cold sweats. I just got a chance to talk to Asia Wilson. She was absolutely hilarious and I'm trying to recruit her when the W comes to Philly in 2030. So where she live? No, she's in Vegas right now. Oh. So the ACEs. Yeah. Philly's fun. And I tried to tell her Philly loves their teams and Philly's rally in a way that I think she would really enjoy. So there's that. I also got to talk to Bindi Irwin. I don't want to minimize that. That was like a childhood dream come true. Really? Why is that? Was it a childhood dream come to Bindi Irwin? Was he even alive when you were a child? I watched Bindi with her dad on the crocodile under when I used to watch animal planning after school. How old has Bindi Irwin? Not too terribly like not a whole lot younger than me. Really? Okay. I say that with the assumption that I'm still 24. I was going to say she's 27. I believe. What? Did you just Google? Yeah. Of course. That's only six years younger than me. Were you a big animal planet? Kid. College big big into the animals. Huge big into the animals. Well, now we got to go. I was about to say we got this water lover. I did just get otters and orcas. Do you know what I just got to visit the otters at the Philadelphia Zoo? Because they were like Uncle travel. Love this. And I was like, great. I mean, they were so loud. Drive. He was deaf. He was deafening. Do they like barking or how are they? Squeaking. Squeaking. I can see like a lot of scream like a. It was like screaming bloody murder. It was crazy. That's that's it. It was loud. Don't love that. Kelsey's are loud. Kelsey's loud. Yeah, we're loud. I was equipped. I was like, I could be in here all day between my kids and my husband. I think I know your favorite animal. You think I can write down your favorite animal and we can do it. She talks about animals a lot. Just say it on three. I'm gonna say it on three. One, two, three drafts. Yeah. They are majestic. They are majestic. I always say they're my people. Because we're both tall. They're tall. Oh, nice. Yeah. Travis, like, what the hell? Nice. Incomer. The giraffe. Weird. I do love an orangutan. I love a gibbon. Gibbons. Yeah, the zoo. Gibbons are so funny. Gibbons are your favorite incarcerated animals. Come again. So what's a gibbon? A gibbon is they sort of have their face framed with a different color and then they have really long arms, really long legs and they swing. There's a stuffy at the zoo. Gibbons are monkeys. Yes. They have their hands velcroed and you can wear them as like a little necklace. Wow. And they swing around like goobers. Yeah, they would do really well. Like if we should do a wild animal ninja warrior, Gibbons would perform straight across it. They would grab strength, grab strength outstanding. Yeah. For sure. I love them. So those are your land animals. What about sea animals? I love a shark. What is it about sharks? I hate them. I'm so terrified. I just don't really have problem. I just don't have beef with sharks the way you do. There's just something that terrifies me. I will say a sea turtle is majestic. Sea turtle. It is. A sea turtle is majestic. And the fact that you're not allowed to touch him and I'm a rule follower. Like an African tortoise. No, like a real a whole. Have you seen a leatherback sea turtle? Those fuckers are huge. I don't know if I don't know what I've seen. I just know I've seen an enormous turtle before a bigger sea turtle. And but the shell goes like up. It goes like up and around. Oh, and it's a leatherback. It's a leatherback. Those things are crazy. They're massive. Yeah, they lived to be like a 100 years old too, right? Like 70 to 100. You're the good. All those big turtles. You look like a lost species. Unless you give them some type of like radiological sludge and they live in the sewer. I just got to meet. I got to meet newborn Galapagos tortoises. Oh, no, really? Yeah. So what's what's exciting about that? Their mom, 97 years old. Holy shit. She's still laying eggs. She just had them. They're her first clutch of eggs. Her name is mommy. If you live to 200, yeah, are newborns older? Did that stretch? I'm sorry, boy, because it's not an old turtle. It's like 100 and it lives the 200. It's middle aged. So does every other like is an adolescent turtle instead of being like a 13-year-old adolescent turtles are 50. So it was a newborn turtle instead of like a zero to one-year-old turtle. Now we got like a zero to five-year-old turtles. Are newborn turtles? He's trying to. He's trying to a turtle math right now. He's trying to turtle math. It's not going well. I was about to say, yeah, I think he was I'm overstretched for it. Yeah. Okay. I think they're still however long they've been on the earth. I think it's just cool because so mommy the turtle that just the tortoise that just had the clutch, so I'm assuming she just she's been refilled off yesterday since she was four years old. So she's been in Philly for 93 years, which is crazy. She's been in Philly for 93 years, which means like when I was growing up, I saw her at the zoo. Yeah, it means it means when Lisa was growing up. Isn't that cool? It crosses generations. Is she been incarcerated the whole time? Yeah. I'm just going to let him have it. How have you been dealing with being dethroned by Travis? Great. Great. I'm always cheering on Taylor and everything that she does. So the fact that I finally got dethroned. It was welcome. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Pay, pay. Shout out to Tay. There we go. Are you tired of being tagged and pictures of Japanese maples? Nah, fuck it. Literally. No, I'm kidding. Oh. What was on it? How quick does stupid shit we do on the show get back to you? Very fast. Every night on my doom scroll, I get it. The most recent was when, uh, which I do want to set the record straight, you don't have to keep this in the show. When you said that you don't fight, you were joking, right? Like you were being sarcastic. The giggle afterwards suggested that you were being sarcastic. What? Because I'm going to try to ask me about it on my run down and I was just like, I'm pretty sure Travis joking. Fight. Wow. Fight. Who fight? Who do I fight? Arguing defensive players. Yeah. Oh, defensive guys. Yeah. I fight from a fighter in that sense of the right. Great. Perfect. Um, yep. Continue me and Tay. We definitely don't fight. We don't either. I mean, I can attest to it. I've never seen it. It's not true. That's fair. Um, doesn't happen often. No. It's probably about standard. Well, let's start a fight. How do you feel about Jason blaming the birds losses this year on you and you not turning your back to watch the game? I'll take it. Honestly, he's so bad. I'll take it though. All right. Yeah, I do feel responsible. But there's only so much control you have and it's what you can do. Yeah. You got to control what you can control. To be fair a couple of weeks ago, I turned it around trying to get some chiefs magic. Like we're trying to, we're trying to spread the goodwill, you know. What do you think it is about turning around that shifts the tides? It's, um, it's a, it's a selfless act. It's a selfless act because it's like, it's a sacrifice. It is a sacrifice of real fandom. Yes, because I'm like, I want to watch this so badly. So how can we up this sacrifice? Sounds like you guys got to black out the games. That's another, that's a big time sacrifice. I was going like animal sacrifice. Oh, I went in my head. Ooh, what kind of animal would you? Why do you always take it one step too far? I'd be one of the sacrifice of cat. That was uncalled for it, but hilarious. What a, you know, what would be an accident? You got to go Joe Boo. You got to sacrifice some chickens. We'll start off with just a stink bug. Just slid it right in half. Booms. No, we're not sacrificing anything. Yes, sacrifice little sacrifice. What's a what's a suitable sacrifice to take the sacrifice up? Nice. Let's get out of this. Jason, you guys, oh, nice. You and Kylie both just went curling. What did we did? Yeah, we got what you got. We got the cold shot the code up. You went back to old stomping grounds, right? I bought it. Shout out to Gramps. Yeah, he was so excited to tell people when people, everyone there were so nice. You know, this isn't my first time. I used to frequent this neighborhood quite a bit to us. I'll tell you what, you get off that plane. You know what, you don't remember? The pungents. Pungent aroma of what? I don't really know. Work by product. I believe was the answer. Yeah, apparently there's a byproduct. I've heard mixture. They got a glizzy farm out there. I think probably more than just glizzies. Yeah, they got they got some type of animal manufacturing facility. And then there was another one that somebody said it might be. But apparently when the winds are just right, it brings that right that end of the city. When the winds are just right. Just right. I felt bad. I got into our our very nice drivers car. And I thought it was him. I thought he just had like bad VO. I was like something is like riding. I don't know what there's like a sulfuric. That's what it was. That's what it that yes. And then I got out of the car and it was just every got to the hotel room for him to be like that smell is still here. Yes. And I was like. So it's been with us since we landed. Is it me? No, he straight up was like for a second. I thought it was our driver. Anyway, so Sioux Falls was great. Sioux Falls was great. Yeah, tell me more about curling. I want to know. I want to know where is was it easy? Was it? No, it's not easy. It's not easy. Do you have special shoes? Or did you guys just go we? So no, we there's one thing that I was actually very upset about with. You didn't have the right. You got to know the terrain. I have the equipment. Got to know the terrain. But, shamefully, I asked they have. We have like shoes waiting for us to be assuming. And she's like, no, we were just going to tell you she's like, how are we going to they're wearing like special like cleats? Yeah, I'm not going to. One shoes got. Yeah. So yeah, anyways, no, we did not have the proper footwear. Well, that definitely makes it harder. They have these like sliders though. So you can do the start. And then the ice because it's pebbled isn't really actually that slick. Some people don't wear the slider when they're doing the broom action sweeping. So it really wasn't as big of a hindrance as I thought it was going to be. This is kind of what I'm trying to say. Oh, all right. I do think it's easier with the shoes, but just it wasn't that imperative that we had the right footwear. So who won? So we didn't really do a full game. No, all right, who is better? I do think there is a chance that. Oh, no. I do want to do a chance. Oh, let's go. Yeah, that's fucking technique right there. It was good. There is a chance that I this could be the thing. That's a beautiful throw. This could be the thing that gives me the upper hand. Get it going. Because get it going. It involves flexibility that someone you got to get in front of it, Jason. I wasn't in front of it. I don't know. I think you were to the side of it. Well, you go to where it's going. So it was curling. So you got to sweep till like where it's going. Yeah, we're a bunch. I thought you were like steering it. You actually can't do that. I'm not good enough to do that. Oh, right. You that's a relatively new development in the world of curling apparently. So before you would just try and sweep in front of it. Yeah, but now they've found out that like if you put a certain spin on it and you almost like sweep to like move it in that area, you can influence it more. And that's kind of changed the sport in some ways. Tyler told me that what's what was Tyler's last name? Do you remember? It was Sioux Falls. No, we were with the we were with the Olympic teams. Oh, nice. It's the same teams. Yes, yes. So that's what we're with. What you have watched the brother sister combo that we were with. Yes, nice. It's usually brother sister or a husband wife. If I'm not I do believe there is one pair one mixed double that is a husband and wife. Very nice. Yep. So yeah, we were Matt Hamilton was teaching us to sweep who is on team USA. I still remember watching him and back up in in 2018. Yeah, and then Tyler is like the main commentator for USA Curly. He does all the Olympic car. He's the color guy. He knows what he's talking about. Nice. Very good. There's actually that was one of the fun things. We got to watch a qualifier right in front of us. Nice. I have to stand next to him and talk to him. The whole match and we were talking a lot of curling strategy. Hammer action. Putting up I forget the terms. It's not a block, but it's essentially a block. I do know offensive strategy. If you want to, if you got the lead, you want to keep the middle open. That's a concern. That's like a pretty like conservative strategy. You want to increase the difficulty and like make people go for shots and be aggressive. Yeah. You try and keep the middle closed. And generally if somebody has a hammer, you want to close the middle. So if you're throwing first, that's why you'll see him throw up a block every once in a while to start off. Which is in between the target area, whatever that was called again. And then like the line, you want to be like six feet right in front of that. It's all up here. And you can't knock out a block. You can't knock out one of those until the fifth shot has been through. Oh, see, I didn't know that. I was just like, why don't you just continue knocking them out of there? Just bully your way through there. No, that makes sense. There you go. So, yeah, had a blast. Kai, we did have a little competition. Kai, one, thank you. Thank you. Who is better? Wait, we don't want to release this information because it is coming out on your channel. I want to have a legitimate match, though. They just kind of taught us the technique. We only did like a couple of friends. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure if I would have gotten you, I want to have a legit match. If I would have gotten, well, that's what I thought I was going for. I came away a little bit disappointed. She got closer to the bull's eye. I don't think so. I think his throw was better. I think they gave me a, they. I, they're, I think that I was given a consolation, probably almost like a participation trophy situation, but I have full faith that because I am more flexible than him by leaps and bounds. I will say, my knee was hurt, doing a full game. I don't know how I've been able to walk. And we did how many we did like six throws. Yeah, maybe. You knew you were going curling and didn't bring a dichlofenak? That was him warming up. Look at this guy. Oh my God. What a fucking guy. All right. We're going to start. All right. Hold on. Real quick. I get over here more of that's exactly what happened. Oh, we're starting my bad. I'm not ready. Yeah. Damn it. That's hilarious. No, I do want. Tram, we've talked about Corona a bunch. Everyone was talking about the, um, the facility that Jared Allen has down in Nashville. Yeah. Where it's like a recreational. It's like almost like a bowling alley for like curling. And he's big into the curling community and sport now. I think it'd be a blast to do. Now while we were there that there's a curling club 20 minutes from our house. Well, I knew about it. Why didn't you tell me? I was about to say, sounds like you're with shorter. But for me, falls. Yeah. But no, I'm in and I, I may or may not. I do. I really think you give me like a couple more throws. I'm actually getting private lessons for. We can be a competitive of this and travel. You give us a couple more throws. I mean, we're not like an Olympics, but I think I can, I can hold my own in a Philadelphia league. I feel very confident about it. You just, you just told everybody you don't know if you'd be able to do a full game. Yeah. But I mean, I think playing about it the next day. I figured out. There you go. Well, that's fun. I've always wanted to do curling. Curling was always at the Cleveland skating club. Yep. Yep. Yep. And um, they did it on regular ice. No, they had like curling ice. That's cool. Yep. Wait, what? There's different ice. Well, that's what we were talking about. It's pebbled and then there's like so regular ice is flat, right? It's just ice like a hockey ice. Curling is like purposely, like they spray it with like a hose to give almost like bubble wrap. And that helps control in the, the rocks actually slide further with the pebbling. It like doesn't, it doesn't have as much friction to it. And then the sweeping makes a bigger difference with the pebbles because then you're like slowly do that gesture so well. The pebbles? No, the sweeping down here. Sweeping. Sweeping. Children. Well, that's fine. Yeah. You went you went back to beautiful Sioux Falls South Dakota. Did you um, did you see Mount Rushmore? While you were there. No, I forgot how far it is. It's a four hour hike west and old sat. We did look it up before we left. Yeah, nice. No, we did not go to Mount Rushmore. We just did the curling. You know, the old tale is there's a treasure somewhere around Mount Rushmore. Is that a national treasure reference? I was going to say that. It was a ridiculous cage looking for it. I remember was was Mount Rushmore national treasure. I remember that. Yeah, it was. I think it was like the I was going to say. I was going to say definitely wasn't the first one. I think the first one was Philadelphia Declaration of Independence, wasn't it? Pretty bill. The first one was independence. There was definitely Philadelphia references. But I don't I think we're when you actually got into like that little area. I don't think that was Philadelphia. Was it? Pre-sure he stole the Declaration of Independence, which is in Philadelphia. No, it's not. I'm I'm with Jason on this one. I do not. I do believe it has since been signed and then taken to Washington DC. I'm pretty sure. I know the independence hall where they signed it isn't where that. But I think like where it's held is in DC. There's no Constitution have actually. Sorry. Sorry. Just kidding. We got the Liberty Bell though. They let us keep that. They let us keep the broken bell. Guys, history was never my strong suit. I don't claim history. Who knows if it's the truth or not, you know. I heard Nicholas Cage show has the OG Declaration of Independence. That would be pretty badass. He still sprays. He's got lemon juice all over. God damn it. Move you so well. It was a good. Why does the Declaration of Independence smell like Lysol? It's got the what's the woman that we get to the Lysol commercial. Oh, I'm not to see like one of these old fucking Lysol commercial there. I don't know. I don't I'm getting the image of the Lysol commercial lady in the Declaration of Independence. I think it sounds funny. I don't know why. This is the next garage beer commercial. Yeah, this might be. Oh, here we go. That was Lysol. We're going to put garage beer live with the Declaration of Independence. That's brilliant. Brilliant. What does it decode? It shows us where the national beer treasure is. Golden rye. What do you make it with? We? Golden wheat. Guys onto it. A field of gold. We talk about hops. Hops. Thank you, barley. I don't fucking drink beer. Why the fuck would I know what it's made out of? It's fair. Why am I getting these light? I can't find this Lysol commercial. You've been thinking of the pine salt lady this whole time. I've been sitting here just like my tongue for you to find it, but it's a pine salt lady. You know it? And it's not even it's not even lemon, is it? I'm sure they have a lemon. Lysol is what every NFL locker room has next to the next to the can. Pine salt. Oh, here he goes. I think we can just I think we can let this one go till later. Nope. Can you do you want to plug the curling episode? It comes out in February where I was told by Emma, if you want to plug that. Yeah, plug whatever Emma tells me to do. So what is the curly episode? The FFO episode of us with the we were curling at the US Olympic Trials comes out in February. Nice. Just in time for the Winter Olympics. It's a long time. How timely. It's like Queen Emma lined that up on purpose. I think she do it. Well, I can't wait to see you guys on the ice. The last time I saw Kylie on the ice, it wasn't too smooth. In Kansas City on skates. Weird. Weird? Around this time of year. I know we weren't going to break that. It wasn't. You looked way some way smoother on the ice right there. Let me be clear. It's pebbling. Travis, I don't know what it is, but whenever we try winter sports, we're with you. You were with us when we were skiing in Aspen. We were together ice skating in Kansas City. Yep. None of which have gone in my favor. It hasn't gone in my favor whatsoever. It's not a winter sports. My feet went out from under me like I stepped on a fucking banana. You stepped on hearts to get the shoulders over toes. It was straight out of a cartoon. My like whoo right out from under me. It'll get you. Thank God. I was I was wearing like a full puffer coat. That's a very underrated thing that people know. Ice is harder than concrete. But those of you that don't hurt hurt your ego hurt your ass. Pride. I mean, so we've got a lot already. Do we want to do? Do we want to do kid fights? What is the kid fights thing? We had people send in the dumbest fights I've ever had with their child. I like that. I'm very. I thought you were talking about children fighting children. I was going to say our children didn't they don't really fist fight, but I will tell you when fight all the time. No, they like fight, but they don't get into like a full fist fight. And the best part was is that your mom came in. Yeah. And she taught them how to what is that called the leg thing. I have no idea what you're talking about. She had them late. She had them lay down opposite each other. Oh, the leg wrestling. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. That's that's a old school. Yeah. I don't even taught us that. Yeah. I vaguely remember that my dad used to actually sit us down in the living room and just have his wrestle. Yeah. Woods went great for me. Like rules. Yeah. You would have one person. I'll get you're down this time. You're on all fours. You guys got to be here. Grab a zelba. All right. Go. I got like it was the worst. I've been teaching Ellie the headbutt. I think the poor child needs any more head trauma. We just headbutt each other. Nice. Poor Ellie. Thank you. Draw a partner. Draft Kings picks six. We're nearing the end of the regular season. And like we always say, every game matters. And to make these must win games even more exciting. You got to play Draft Kings picks six. Pick six is the easiest way to play for big wins. Just pick more or less on two or more player stats for a shot to win cash. Jake do the next one. And the better your picks, the bigger your payout show everyone you know ball with your picks set. 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Jay Richardson new heights my six year old nephew had a meltdown because he insisted he could and should be able to drive the car. Well funny story Travis did drive a car at six years old right through the back of our garage. Wow wow the story that I heard was that Travis is not fully to blame. Well yeah who told you that. I'm convincing convincing right. That's not going to hold up in a court of law. Wasn't going to shoot him in the head but my friend told me it was a good idea. He's like you were there. I was there. I was at the crime scene. I was in love with the crimes. You were witnessing every bit of me walking up to that car and putting the keys in there and then somehow getting that thing into neutral at the age of three or four, maybe. I mean, we were still at the old house, so it had to be, I was, I think I was five when we moved to the Heights. It was four or five, I bet. Yeah. So impressive. As someone with a four year old, very impressive. And to say I drove the car through the garage is a bit aggressive. Didn't you, did you bump the doors? I turned the key. I don't even know if the engine started. It just jumped. I think you turned the key, everything turns on and then put it in, put it in neutral. Okay. And then it just rolled and the weight of the car broke the door on the garage. Sure. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't. I wasn't smart enough. I don't think, yeah, it's like, put that thing in drive and be like, let's do this. All right, let's get back to Jay Richardson's question. Six year old nephew had a meltdown because what do we, are we saying how we would handle a six year old guy? Yeah. What would you tell your kids if they insisted they could and should be able to drive the car? Do you just let them, you know, I'm giving the keys. See how good you're at this and then when they almost kill themselves, no, I would, if it really got to a point where you are at a stalemate, I would without the keys in the car invite the child to sit in the front seat and have that, like even if you got to put the seat all the way down and all the way back first, nice. I would allow them to be like, yeah, like, hey, you can't see the road from here and you can't reach the pedals. How are you going to drive? I don't know. I don't know. If it was really a stalemate, but our girls are pretty respectful about the idea of like a grown up, that's a grown up thing to do. Our kids aren't the big, aren't very fearless, they're very fearful right now. We're still in that stage, like they start screaming if they haven't buckled their seatbelt yet, which is due to me. They really do. Loser wants their seatbelt on in the back, you should be lying to me, you should be telling me it's buckled and then you don't have it buckled. That's what a kid does, where your seatbelt's kids, I would say, I would say being the one that doesn't have any kids. Why don't you give them just like one of those little like go-karts, give them the keys. It says Uncle Trab. The only problem he gave us. She's still terrified to even get by in the wheel. She's fearful. I think why I drove it on the other driveway, why I tried to put it at the max speed, she was not having it. No, don't worry. You can't put it at the back. You got to put it at the point. You just wanted to. I was going to say, what's two, how fast is that thing going? It was definitely like when you hit the pedal, it was like, oh, like a little seat a little bit. A little bit. She ain't like that. She'll get used to it. I've seen Jason Throer down the car slide, where you put her in the little chair and the roller coaster. Yeah. That's going way faster than anything. For sure. Absolutely. But try and rationalize that to them. They don't have a lot of rational. They can't even spell rationalize to them. They don't have a lot of trouble about it. Six-shouldn't eff you at a meltdown because he insisted he could be your driving car. Yeah. Yeah. We'll start playing music loud and just get to your next destination, I guess. All right. Korean beatie, my four year old, had a meltdown because the time on his watch kept changing lasted one hour. Yeah. Yeah, we're all getting older. It's a harsh reality. I'm going to fucking, what four year old has a fucking watch? What are we talking about? I'm so confused about this. Travis literally gave Wyatt a watch. Yeah, but she doesn't wear it. She wouldn't wear it for no time. Let me tell you about time. Time is relative. Time is relative. That's about all I know about the theory of relativity. If my nine-year-old called me a fat bitch, I'll say Santa just heard you. You think Santa is going to accept that? We're going to see who's a fat no-haven Briton bitch on Christmas. Oh no. Oh my god. It's just the dentist. That's all we're doing. We're just going to the dentist. The dentist was always a good time for me and Jason. Well, that's because we went straight to the popcorn shop afterwards every time. We got candy to enjoy later. That's right. Yeah. After the forearm treatment ran out. Yeah. After we would play video games for 30 minutes at the waiting room. Yeah, freaking Mrs. Dr. Hall had the freaking. It was Mrs. Hall's doctor name, the media name. I forget. Her doctor knew. I forget it, man. I feel like an idiot. Anyways, yeah, that practice was great. Had it like an Nintendo then up to two a super Nintendo. They had an Nintendo 64 out in the waiting room. We only had highlights magazines. We had those two. She had a good. It was a good. And where's Waldo books? There's Waldo on the ceiling. Yeah. Really? And maybe down the ceiling. But there were in the, there was like in the thing. The eye spy books though, everybody had already circled every thing in there. Travis is like somebody else did that. Yeah. Somebody got to it before I did. What's the you? No. I would have though. I would have thrown it for everybody. All right. Yeah, I don't really know what to say. Nine feels old. Nine feels old. Nine feels old. You have to reprimand them for, first of all. What do you mean? I mean, like when our kids say something they shouldn't say right now, it's open your mouth. It's open your mouth. Nice. So what are you saying with a nine? How are you supposed to open a nine year old's mouth? I mean, I suppose you could. They're not there. You want it? Yep. I mean, they might. I mean, nine year old. Why it's six? It's only three more years. You're right. You're right. You just got to scare them another way. You got to scare them into where that leads to. Like you keep calling people fat bitches. You're going to prison. You got to take them to prison. You got to show them what prison looks like. We did nine year old. It's not nine year old. We did have to explain to why at the other day what, like what the meaning of fat is. She did not like my explanation Here's about not your own the people in Jackson. Oh fat is so she asked what does fat mean? And I said well fat is a layer of your skin. I said everybody has fat. It's all over your body It's in your face. It's in your legs. It's all over everybody has fat She was like yeah, but what does it mean and I knew what she meant? She meant if I were to call someone fat Was that mean? Yeah, like what am I one of my calling them? Yeah? And why do they not like it? Yeah, and why is that terribly mean? And so then I said what do you think fat means and she said like chubby and I was like, yeah, that can also mean that And she was like, okay, and I was like, but you don't call people that you can talk about the fat on your body But you don't you don't say that about somebody else and she was like, uh-huh It was it was Not it doesn't seem promising, but we'll see and also calling someone fat is Completely different than calling someone a fat bitch To be fair why it Why it test drove the word bitch couple times? Did she not well The one time I do remember she used it in proper context Which wasn't difficult Ellie was inside the house and why it was closed in the front door And she went Closed it really slowly and And as soon as I opened the door she was like sorry, and immediate buyers remorse immediate Because she knew what was coming. It was it was a bar or so. Did you give her the bar or no? I don't know that she got that time because she had buyers remorse very quickly But she has gotten it before which is why she knows I'm not joking about a bar or so Nice, you can't do empty threats. That's which can't do it. That's you can't do that. Well this might say waste of time I don't know if a bar soap is too if a nine year old's tool for a bar soap, but it's not too old to strike fear and do For sure. I mean I would I would maybe Go so far as to look up pictures of people without their gent dentures in and see how she feels about that Be like this is what happens now. We're gonna have to address the fact we're gonna have to address the fat bitch and before you Like a fat bitch about the dentist Listen here. You sure Nine is such an awkward age What do they have that you can take away? Everything Yeah, god damn that's good fat bitch, and like the crazy part is is that child heard it somewhere I Nine year old has access to the internet like well, Tom. I'm access to a lot of nine-year-olds nowadays have access to the internet That's pretty scary. I think I think they could be here to school. They could hear it in like a TV Yeah, nine-year-olds Fat bitch is so nasty Oh Grasses. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got a like unless it's in a playful way I just don't I don't think it holds a lot of weight. Yeah, you called him you called a fat bitch by your kid Just say that I get called a bitch off the husband like you know it sometimes I wear it Not funny. All right my daughter four years old Throwing a fit because her brother six flushed his poop before she could see I mean that's a very I get told every time I'm like when baby's ass don't flush the toilet. I want to look at it, which I Understand I'm 38 years old and I still look at him. I shit before I flush it It's just proper like hygiene and it's important to understand if you got shit You gotta know you gotta know you gotta don't flush it But yo, you gotta take a look at that shit. Yeah, you got to see how you're just kinda with I'm kind of with the four-year-old being upset about this. I will tell you I have an embarrassing number of Shits in my camera roll that are child Let me let me clarify. They're from children When I've sent them to Jason We're potty training then like I would be like hey look at that that shit on that shit in a toilet That's what happens with mom's at house mission accomplished. Yeah, so I did realize at the other day that my my camera roll has That's some good shit in it. A good 8 to 10 photos of a toilet. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell you I'm with the four-year-old on this one I think you need to remember in the six year old. What the fuck you doing flushing that shit before anybody's taking a look at it All right, that's no, no, no, it's damaged. It was his shit Four-year-old throwing her sister should have been able to see she wanted to see his shit and he flushed it my brother Yes, my daughter four-year-old throwing a fit because her brother flushed his shit. Yes, oh, well. Yeah, I mean that's not your business Now I kind of get it now I kind of get it. All right That's his business. You just got to say like listen everybody shit is their own shit The bathroom is the bathroom you get privacy. Everybody knows that you get your own Only you get to look at that shit. You have to handle your own Yes, there's only a few places in this world that you get to be just with your thoughts and your shit The bathroom is one of them Yes, it's so bad. All right. Well, it is the holidays. So let's get to a little Christmas. Let's talk some Christmas here with Kai Kindly can't help us with the new heights gift guide for dudes who can't shop good Nice. We'll give you a genre of gift and you tell us good bad Trash Awesome idea for the fellas that are listening to the show. All right, our first one We're just gonna wrap and fire these things make up good bad. What do you like? Should we buy makeup for you? Should we be buying makeup for women for women if they enjoy it I think it's very obvious when a woman enjoys makeup you can determine that on you For me no don't fucking buy me should men just be buying makeup without knowing the specific makeup then no but you can go into a certain makeup stores and Look up their account based on their phone number and know what their frequently shopped things are wow There you go boys. Is that damn it? It's like stalker-ish or good gift giving. I mean it does. It's a great strategy I just I feel a little I feel like they got a brilliant by I feel like that's a condition of my privacy by these companies. I mean maybe they won't like you, but I think that they will All right, well you try next one anything health or fitness related. That's true. Is it a fat bitch? Does feel a little fat bitchy Hey, look at this treadmill Your fat bitch You're asking the wrong person because I would say yes, I was gonna say if you got like a hell of time or something cool Women of everyone So I would go with more general not just more general. I would say Unless she explicitly asked for it Absolutely not. No, absolutely not other degrees Like health health related. I feel like there's some in there that won't feel like you're trying to send a signal Yeah, I was gonna say but what if you are trying to send a signal? Well, this don't sometimes Don't it's a little nudge. Don't period What if you write on the card we could work out together. Can't wait to use this as well I'm telling you right now You go first though You get a you also buyer a set you take a maiden voyage you also buy your set of pants that are size smaller With the card says you can do that I'm a little extra motivator No aggressively now. Give cards. Uh if it's to a store that you know that she shops. Yes, I think yeah I I think some women might find this to be a little impersonal I think it depends on the relationship with the person you're getting the gift. Agreed But also with online shopping then she's guaranteed to get something she wants I know come right to her door. I just feel like if you're it's somebody special I wouldn't roll into the holidays with just a gift card It's a good man right there. It's a good best advice. Jason's ever given right there. Yes, it honestly What about just nice clothing? Um Sure, I don't see why not. I would air Be sure You can also send some signals there You're airing smaller or bigger smaller Make you met more mad? Yeah, I If you get me something I actually want to wear it and if I want to wear it I would rather it be too big than too small I am in the minority. Don't do that. I'm giving bad advice. Don't do that. Don't do that Yeah, if you're gonna go for something I would say you think I'm a 20. You think I'm a 20. Oh my god He doesn't even know he literally is no idea. He picked a random number - They don't make any sense. - They don't. - Mediscizes is the actual circumference of our waist. - Yes. - Or diameter. - Yes. - What are women's sizes? They're just arbitrary numbers that make you feel better? - They are different at every store, in every brand. - Makes no sense. - It doesn't make any sense at all. - All right, she's a size 34 waist. What should we say? That's a four. (laughing) Yeah, just drop the three. (laughing) - She could get that three out of you. - We gotta get this into single digits somehow. - Some pants are, I believe, yeah, those are the kind I like. I think some pants are similar to men, but then there's others that are two through 20 something. - So there are women's pants that have the same size in your men? - I'm going waist size. - I'm just making sure to zoom in. - I should make it the fuck it's all brand specific stuff, yeah. - It is, it's so dumb. - What about scented candles? - Yes, I would love a scented candle, but we're not allowed to burn the candle. - I mean, it's like, "Jewry, Jewry, how do you feel about jewry?" - I'm sure it's high candles. - No, I don't like chemicals just being burned and thrust into the air for me to be breathing in all day to get fucking brain cancer. - Oh my God, that is quite the stance. - Yeah. - I'm not, I don't think it makes any sense. Why would I want some artificial fucking flower thing in the air that some person made in a lab from some combination of vegetable, this and that and this essence, I don't want it in my face. - Okay. - Although I do like the charcoal, dude, I do like dude. I'm charcoal cologne, I'll go that. But the scented candle, it's just like. - No, you don't like perfume, perfume either. - I'm not a genius. - When we first started dating, it was like, I don't like lipstick, I don't like perfume, I don't like scented candles. And I was like, well, I don't wear lipstick. I barely wear perfume. You're making this seem like I was giving you ultimatums, this was not how this went down. - That was the natural discussion. And then you said that I'm not afraid. - That's true, that's true, I'll give you that. - And now Benny just puts lipstick on all day and I just like. - All day. (laughing) - Fucking love, Benny. - Julie. - Julie. - The gift that we thought to give our mother every birthday and Christmas. - In particular, earrings. - Yes. - The jewelry part was not the issue she eventually had is, is the problem is she eventually had 50 pairs of earrings. - To be fair. I feel like your mom mixes up her jewelry quite a bit. - Yeah. - Is that a now thing or was that when you were growing up? - I didn't lie to you if I told you. - I think it's a now thing. She might, I remember she was always like, presentable and looked nice going in work. - She's like now, I got all these fucking earrings. I think that's what it is, yeah. I think she's just over the, over time, she's just kind of accumulated. - Yep. - She's like, you really got a good idea. Most women don't like jewelry. - God. - Jewelry's a great idea. - Is there, is there a, - There's varying degrees of jewelry. - 100%. - Is there a bad degree of jewelry? Like would you get something from like, I mean, like, oh, this is not it. - Yeah, don't get. - And I'm mad. - I don't know that I would be mad. I just think that if it's going to turn your skin green, probably don't get it as a gift. - Skin green, that's a thing. - Women know what I'm talking about. - Yeah, but then also they should be selling those things. - No, they shouldn't, but they do. So let's avoid that. - Come on, how long into a relationship? Is there like a time frame that you should be in a relationship before you go to jewelry routers? Jewelry always like acceptable. - I feel like it's. - Jewelry's like the opposite of gift cards. - Do you think? - Gift cards, you can go in a very like, low level relationship, maybe just a friendly coworker relationship, nice gift card. If you show up with like a really nice pair of jewelry to a coworker, that's going to sense a mix of it. - That's going to sense a fucking high alert. - He had to bring up love actually. - High alert. - I didn't even realize. - Well, that was, you know, he was getting a necklace to the, what was it, Secretary? - Secretary. - Yeah, well, you should have been buying. - I think there's a great spectrum of jewelry that I think that you can hit any time in a relationship. Like you could get a cute pair of little studs for someone and that's sufficient. - What about like kitchen appliances? I will say what it is favorite gifts that I got or was the bread slicer? - Oh, nice. - Because she's been throwing together so much fucking sourdough. - Gosh. - I got the best gut health there is. I love you, Ty. - And it is true. Like one of the unfortunate things with making fresh bread is trying to cut that shit is hard. - And the slashing is a big deal. - Yeah. - More importantly, the responsibility to eat it. - What? - That's the easy part. - I take it upon myself to crush it as fast as possible. - Yeah. - And that's probably not great. - No, it's fresh. - Yeah. - Bread if it's not like, if it hasn't been like- - No preservatives. - The preservatives in there and made shelf stable. - Yeah. - Not healthy. - It's so good. - Like beauty products like red light mass and like red light exfoliating creams. - He has no idea what you're talking about. - I think that those, the people who would love receiving those gifts, you are gonna be able to tell. Because you can go into their bathroom and see that they have the exfoliators and all of the different night serums and all of that. - The mist, the face mist. - Yes, if you know they're beauty routine, your nighttime routine is a lengthy one. This is probably the category for you on giftedness. - Nice. - But some of those products are expensive. - Yeah. - So you turn it back time. - Yep, you are. - How do you feel about a mug with like world's best mom on it? - I'm pretty sure your dad got me that. - That's a bit of an ed Kelsey staple I think, I don't think. - With pictures of like a picture of our family on it. - Nope, that's an ed Kelsey staple right there. - It's a local screen pretty shop and you'll get some mugs made. - I love it. - I don't know if that's what I got it right now. - This is not a joke, guys, we have it in our cabinet right now. - Is it a good, is it good? - I don't know if that's what I got it in the printing shop. - I get some mugs. - It's literally a mall key, I see it. - Big head. Oh my gosh, it's so good. It's like, all right, December 4th, yep, head to the store. - Get some mugs. - Get some mugs. Do you get into the mall? - I'm fine, that's a good gift. - I can just ask it, I don't know. - Nice, well this has been the new Height gift guide for dudes who can't shop good and Kylie, thank you so much for giving. - It's probably some of your worst advice. - No, I think they got somewhere for sure. - Okay. - Yeah, so make sure you get those pelotons, guys. This episode is releasing on Christmas Eve, so hopefully you've already done your shopping guys. - But good luck. - Talk with all the fellas. - Yeah, there's tips for next year or your next relationship, if it doesn't end well, this Christmas. - We have one last thing for you, Kai, before you get a body here, and it's one last segment before we get a body here, and says it's the holidays, we wanted to get Kylie a gift from the show. - This can't be good. It's gonna be so good. - No. I think this is the key ask that Ed Kelsing goes to. - She's Katy. - Personalization mall. - Should we have this up? - Now that doesn't contain our address, yes. - Show. - Show. - Do I know what this is? - What is it? - Wait, what? (laughing) - Not what she thought it was. - Show everybody. - Is this a husband whistle? - It's a husband whistle. - Anytime you want Jason to do some chores, and get his attention to get the shit done now. - It's a smooth ice boyfriend whistle. - Go ahead, go ahead and give that thing a run. Let's hear it. (laughing) - To be fair, I got a built in one. - Yeah. - Yeah, who's? - Yeah, who call? It is. I've seen it in action too, it definitely works. - I'm excited about this though. This is, this is good, don't, don't try to take my whistle. This is not for you, this is for me. Thank you so much, everyone at the New Heights team. You know what's funny? When I shook it and I heard it, I always thought to myself, am I getting a Kelsey Bell? - A Kelsey Bell. - Ooh. - Because we have yours. - We have an ornament that is a Travis. It's like the little bear and it's a bell. - Oh. - And it's an ornament. - We'll give it to you eventually. It's on our tree right now. - No, it can stay there. - I thought first, listen, but if you, I thought it was a bell. - It definitely sounds like I don't know what that means. - It's the same. (whistling) - No, it's just to boss my husband around. - Get your shit done, Jason. I need it. - It's only the trash. It's only the trash I need to take you. - Kylie, this will be again, a record setting episode for us. So thank you guys so much. (laughing) - No, it won't, but happy fucking holiday. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - You made me do it. Thanks for joining us, guy. - Anytime. anytime. Don't I'm that's a lie. Don't be willing. All right, here's the deal. You guys have been mailing a stuff all year and we finally decided to show some of it off. We don't know what's in the boxes. I think Interim Brandon or Jess Shaker, whoever's handling the PO box does know, but regardless, welcome to New Heights Show and Tell brought to you by Netflix. Oh, shout out to Netflix, baby. It is the holiday season. So we figured it's only right. That we opened some of the presents. Some of you not Jupiter centers have been sending us. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I'll get the first one because this night have been wrapped and it's one of the coolest things that I've seen since I was there. And that is the Chicago ESPN zone hat, maybe. Oh, this thing fits like a glove already. Look at this thing, Jason. That thing is so. It's so dope. There was something life changing when we first went into the ESPN zone in Chicago. It was like, it was incredible. It was insane. I was like, I was made for this. This is my home. The coolest thing ever. There's like the there's like the there's the indoor like there's like the little ice rink anything. That's the one I remember this one. Yeah. They had the same thing with basketball too. All right, I have Yeah, open that one driver's package. Oh, I will drink a lot of beers out of this. A lot of beers will be have dry. Look at that. Look how sweet this is. This is crashing ship right here. Check out this pure crash from just says Greg. We've got to say who it's from. I don't know. It just says Greg right here. I'll say it. I'll say it. But it's just a nice cute dog with the dog pound hat on. Look at those floppy ears. Man, that's adorable. Oh, that's the dog pound. Yeah, dog pound. I mean, it's like a baby dog pound. Oh, here's from Greg from one proud Clevelander to two others who never forget where they came from. Thank you. Inside the box are a few pieces of my world as a pet and wildlife animal photographer base here in Cleveland, my 2026 rexu dog calendar, the 2026 Gatsby the Galaxy Kitty calendar, the 2026 Fox tail sanctuary calendar, all filled with animals who remind us of kindness and why it matters. No, portion of sales from all calendars, good organizations, you take care of animals. You need us the most. I also had a photo I took of a rescue otter for the cleavage. Travel. That must be yours. Check your box now for your otter. Thank you, Greg. Yeah, Greg. Thank you. Oh, since we were talking about forging our own knives. We got a knife action. Oh, yeah. How does this work? Oh, yeah, be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Nice, man. This thing's sweet. Wow. Jason, you have one of those two. Damn, this thing's legit. Oh, whoa. I got some genwota for the true load of shout out to the heights heights alumni. Cleveland's finest. Oh, this is awesome. Let's go. Bits up from Cleveland Heights. Let's go. Jason, look. Nice. That's just this really feels like Christmas. This is crazy. I love that. I'm going to start drinking coffee out of there. Thank you, John. All right. Somebody from Marjorie S. Merry Christmas, everyone. Jason Callie, I hope you enjoy these and your girls. Fill them with love. If you would like matching ones for the girls, I let me know who knows I might make them anyways. We got a dead eagle stocking. That's legit. And a mom Wonder Woman stocking. Nice. She is. She's Wonder Woman. Thank you, Marjorie. Marjorie sounds like somebody who nits. Found my otter. That's awesome. I look how happy this little guy is. A little girl is nice. Dude, I got ESPN's own thing too. This thing is that this thing has been worn. Hell's. Yeah. That thing looks just so fucking sweet. That's a great color. Wait to rock this thing. That is a great color on you. You know, like when it's been like, we've got like mildo is just been sitting at a box forever. Smell. Oh, that smells so good. That thing is awesome. Jason, did you find your knife yet? Yeah, I got my knife. It's pretty incredible. It's cool, right? Very cool. Dude, extremely dangerous. Extremely dangerous. I like that it goes back in. I don't know how they did that. Yeah. So it's like a double spring mechanism. You got a man. That's cool. This is there's a whole letter to you in term brand. I don't know if you read this. Uh, probably. Which one was this? Deer in term brand. If you're reading this, this means you've laid eyes on my masterpiece. Did you work a part that took an entire day of my life to color? Oh, yeah. You need you to pass it along to Jason Jazz before you start crying on the floor. Anyways, my name is Ami. Ami. Ami. Ami. Ami. I'm 22, graduated from Florida, stay last December and I started Chloe and Maisie Company, a coloring book brand inspired by my two dogs. Yeah, she made a custom like new heights coloring thing. 10% of all proceeds are donated to analysts. Nice. And then I think there's some stuff in there for the girls to color. This is from Ami. Otter. Dude, the otter's good. So good. The otter's good. Guys, what do you think of the PO box? I'm a big fan. We get a bunch of free cool stuff. Yeah. I assume that you grabbed all the good stuff and you look at this. Look at this. That thing. Hi. I think sweet. I got a custom custom baseball just Jake. Jake, wait, Jake, show him what you got. Somebody sent this to Jake specifically. I also got that jersey, which is pretty sweet. I'm pretty sure I got that exact baseball jersey too. Um, but then I don't know if you guys remember this from season one. Someone made a Christmas card with me as the little elf and a big Yeti Travis and Yukon Cornelius Jason. And then shout out my wife. She made it into a Christmas sweater. Nice. You guys are awesome. That's your percentage of the best. Thank you for all the cool stuff. Thanks for tuning in each week. Thanks for tuning into this week. 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And we love you guys for making making our lives that much easier and happy holidays to everybody. And so those 92% is for tuning in this week. See you guys. I don't know next year. These things are fucking cool. Shout out Chavez knives. I am going to obliterate some boxes. I'll put the holidays. Perfect for Christmas too. I don't be slice in boxes, putting them in the categories and getting them out there on the curb. Yeah. Why would somebody with a BBL me to sit on a cushion? I'm just going to ask. I think they have to lay down. That's the joke of when they all come when all the people who get BBL's come back on the line down. Yeah, but that's only for like while it's healing once it's healed. It's like you got a permanent C cushion. You don't even need permanent cushion. Let me tell you about all the research done in the BBLs. Yeah. You just take the outdoor furniture. You just take the cushion off because you got the BBL. You don't need the cushion. You already got the cushion added. So bad. Do you think when they sit on, if you have a BBL and you sit on Brandon actually highlighted, it says Jason. It's always highlighted. Yeah. If you sit on your BBL on like a cold steel bench, do you think you feel it? Or do you think it's? Yes. I think you do. Yeah. They're not killing the nerves when they do it. Yeah, but does it insulate in some ways or something? You got to insulate it as. I don't have the BBL. That's the evolution. You got the heater and cooler coming in next. I'm going to have BBL AC and heat coolers, heat seats. Like in the car, you can just press the button on which one you want it to be. That's going to be the next evolution of BBLs. It has turn signals on it. It comes with an app and you can turn your heated seat on and your fence. My BBLs WiFi enabled. Can you get your ass over here real quick? I'm trying to look at it. It's got a popery built in. Whenever you fart, it just squirts popery out with it. This BBL comes with a TV. That is fucking brilliant. The AC and heat seats and the popery. Yeah. Dude, that's a fucking brilliant. I never was interested, but I wasn't doing it for the look of it, but it's coming with all these. You never sat on a heat seat when it's come out, it's nice. I can have that at any time I wanted. I can't.