kylie jenner: keeping up with our best friend - ep. 26

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back to school shopping used to be so simple and then my kids developed opinions apparently not just any shoe will do luckily famous footwear makes that part easy because they carry all the brands they actually want like nike adidas new balance jordan and more everyone gets the shoes they want i get great prices and we can cross one more thing off the back to school list that's a parenting win in my book right now it's bogo buy one pair get one half off at famous footwear shop in store to get ten dollars to spend this fall some exclusions apply plus join famous rewards to get their best benefits including free shipping our next guest needs no introduction she is our best friend our sister our perfect little angel sass has known her since 2009 and she actually used to be my b-o-s-s we just how we met we've been through so many phases of life together and we are just so happy to have her so i'm stoss i'm beck and i'm kylie and this is better half okay okay we do this thing every time and we ask our guests what's in your cup today what are we drinking i have been i'm gonna drinking a lot of hugo spritz i don't know when it started or how but i've had some nights off hugos vick knows that's not so much because she's been traveling for the summer we'll get to that um shit but lots of hugos so did i make you a good hugo yes i mean you do you're very good at things everything you put your mind to yes sass made us her first it was the first time i've ever made a hugo spritz and i was a little nervous i didn't doubt you for it i didn't doubt you for it for a second yeah me neither it's not it's not that difficult stoss is very crafty would you say that like you're crafty you just figure shit out i think i'm just like really good at like yeah figuring something out like instructions if i because it's like if you can't make like all cooking or making a drink is is following instructions yeah like it says put an ounce in there put an ounce in there yeah so why is it so so hard for some other people like because they're not good at following directions oh well so look at tootsie's foot under the door stop stop oh she wants to come in here that is really funny my cats have never done that so we're gonna start off with a little warm-up game for you okay so does this always happen at the beginning yeah we always do a little game this isn't our usual setting no it's always happened we always start with a little game sometimes we use it sometimes we yeah cut it okay so what's your most used emoji um what's your most used emoji what's my most used emoji yeah i use a lot of hearts like the white heart and maybe like shit i don't know that's probably it okay the white heart what is your current song that you're overplaying that's a really good question it's ariana grande okay which one album what is that which one is that is that pedal no oh yeah yeah i hate that hate that yeah probably that me oh okay sorry that or um yeah that's probably it okay if we walked into your house today what would be the 2026 equivalent of a 1942 from back in the day like my drink yes oh well 818 reserve please please um but actually what's your current favorite scent my current favorite scent is actually a new one that i have coming out is it one of the three that we tried in turks no oh it is my working name like the when you you know go through so many things with the factory you have like a working name which won't be the name of it but it's called right now what's the longest glam you've ever had with probably ariel who's sitting here ariel's sitting here we've trapped him in the room he can't leave so yeah i would say what do you think i mean i've done prosthetics in my day no but like which have been like eight hours okay like a normal glam like three hours because i've i've sit like four and a half hour five six six hours you can talk we break the third yeah just getting up we're looking in the mirror we're taking pictures oh like i'm hungry let's go have a little snack so i would say met gala is my longest glam like if i have done a met gala with them yeah yeah if i have to be at the carpet at 7 p.m we'll start at like noon okay because i have to be there at seven so it's like we're getting in the car at six you know we're giving ourselves an hour to get there then i have to get dressed and the photos and it's like a whole but i feel like there's also things that happen like when we did we like randomly the piercer was there and we were getting ear piercings and we were like the middle of med yeah we're doing things you stop you you take a break you get some lunch yeah it's like a spiritual experience yeah you rather have like more time than glam all day i wouldn't rather do anything else yeah yeah okay what is something you're weirdly good at um makeup oh that's not weird okay i would say playing zelda playing zelda yeah i'm really good at zelda and i've taken a zelda break though i'm gonna be back and i don't know like just maybe sporty things i would say people like you're athletic very athletic competitive yes i'm athletic i'm competitive um like snowboarding oh yeah or um what have i been doing recently paintballing paintballing paintballing you have bruises everywhere yeah and just you know things like that what's your go-to breakfast i don't really eat breakfast i skip breakfast a lot um but if i was going to eat breakfast i would have like something super easy to survive like turkey bacon avocado and eggs yum yeah yeah are you nervous right now no i'm just i'm trying like i'm like if i'm talking to you but i'm really looking at the leaf so you're not i'm not trying to be like you're not trying to turn your head too far to the side making me nervous more like i'm not trying to be like i'm not trying to be i don't want her to think i'm weird if i'm like yes stas yeah okay so this is not the first time we've had kai on the podcast you actually were in our coachella podcast episode and it was so cute and so fun and when we were reminiscing on our coachella podcast episode we had a story that we actually took out because we wanted to save it for when you were on the podcast okay i'm gonna give you one word yeah and then you can take over the word is no it's good the word is boots oh this is the best story we have to please this gives you an insight i feel like on me and stas and our sister fights because people might think we're we're beefing right now oh yeah we'll get into that but we are like sisters for real so where did the boots start okay it started we all have the same the same pair of boots me kylie and victoria all brought our favorite boots that we all have the same boots that black Coachella. And the Mulemeister Combat boots. Combat boots. Perfect little boots. Put it in a photo here. Yes. Here are the boots. We all wore our boots. Stocks here are the same size. Same size. Except these boots weren't. Except low-key, your boots were not the same size. Yours were the same size as Vick's. Right. 38. 38. Mine were 39. Oh, shit. But anyways, I took my boots off, and my boots were gone. And I had taken another pair of shoes off, and I found them in Kylie's bathroom. Like, her housekeepers took my shoes and put them in her bathroom, because I left them in the kitchen. Wait, hold on. No, no. Let's back up. We all have the boots with us. We all happen to bring them. It wasn't like we, like, group chatted, like, bring the boots. No, no, no. We just got to Coachella. Everyone has the boots. They were just the perfect Coachella boot. Right. Yeah, they're the perfect boots. So everyone's wearing the boots. Fine. I'm packing. So all of our boots are all over the house. And then the night before, I got home really late at Coachella, and I knew I went to go get- The story is so crazy. I was drunk. I was drunk. I was drunk, and I went to go get a snack in the kitchen. So I knew I left my boots in the kitchen. So then Stas- I got home, and we did the same thing. And I left my boots in the dining room. Okay. Like, right when you walked in the door, I took them off. Okay. But then, so Stas leaves earlier than me and Vic, and we're kind of sitting there, and Stas comes running down, and she's like, Kai, can I check in your room- If my boots are there. If my boots are there, because- I left them in the kitchen, she said. I said that after. Right? She was like, I left them in the kitchen. I left mine in the kitchen. I said, so did I. No, she didn't. This is where the story gets crazy. No, but it wasn't true. It wasn't true. It wasn't true. That's true. She lied. She just kind of said that. I was just like, I was like, no, I left mine in the kitchen. Yeah, no, you came down. So I see. So I'm chilling with Vic, and I kind of turn around, and I see Stas- With the boots. Running down the stairs- And another pair of my shoes. From my bedroom. With the boots. And I look over. And another pair. And another pair of shoes. That got brought to her room that were my shoes. Okay. So she came down. So I look over, and I see the boots. And I go, mm-mm-mm-mm. Those are my boots. Those are my boots. And she's like, these are my boots. And I'm like, where? She goes, your housekeeper said that these boots were left in the kitchen. I go, wow, that's so funny. Because I left my boots in the kitchen last night. And then Stas was like, so did I. And I said, oh, really? Interesting. She pulls up the boots. I have cameras in my kitchen. And I go, oh, really? Let me just find right out if you also left your boots in the kitchen. So I open the cameras. Sure enough, it was me drunk alone in the kitchen getting a little midnight snack, kicking off my boots, leaving them in the kitchen. And Stas was nowhere to be found. She never came in the frame. So I said, give me my 38s. And my boots were brought to Vic's room, actually. They were in Victoria's room. In my room. And it was so funny, because she brought the receipts. I had to. And then I walked in, and I saw them just sitting on the floor in Vic's room. Like this. And we were like, they were in here this whole time. That was so funny. But just so you know, I did leave them in the house, because they got brought to Victoria's room. I didn't take them off in Victoria's room, I don't think. No, I think someone just brought them in. That's what I'm saying. If I didn't advocate for my boots, they would have been gone. I would have noticed whether my foot couldn't go inside of them, because they were too small. Right. What would have happened if I would have the 39s, and I don't even have the 38s? It's not so bad. It's not so bad. But that was really, really funny, guys, honestly. We laughed about that for hours after Sass left. We laughed about it for like weeks after it happened. Like the fact that she went on the camera to pull up the footage. So good. In two seconds was like, oh. Oh, interesting. Because like, look. We like to chat about current events in the pod. Okay. So most recently, you had your birthday, and it was Kitty Princess. Princess Poker Kitty Party. Poker Party. So tell us about what inspired you to do that, or like what happened. How did we get there? I don't know. It came naturally to me. It's something I spoke about for weeks before, and I was just like, I'm really. We've been having game nights. We've been having lots of game nights at my house, and I was kind of like, you know what? We're having so much fun. I kind of want to do something like this. So I love kitties. My kitties make me feel like a princess. I don't know if you feel that way, too. Yeah, I do. When you're just like laying in bed, and all your kitties are like, oh, my goodness. My kitties are just with you. I do not feel like a princess. Also, by the way, you guys, I've told Kylie for the past like 10 years that she would be the best cat mom, and she was not a cat person, and then she got four cats and surpassed me having three. Yeah. So. But I understand that I'm feeling like a princess. I don't feel like a princess with three dogs. I feel more like they're. Because they're like. They're so needy. Yeah. I feel like. Like cats just like come in, and they just like. Yeah. And they look like royal. Yeah. And then they come and just like lay down next to you. Who let the dogs out? Right. Right. Who. Who. Who. Who let the. Slide over a piano and say. It's different. Right. It's different. Okay. Cats are like. Exactly. Exactly. So I was just like, you know, King Kylie who? You know, I'm feeling like a princess, and I love my kitties, and I want them all. I've been really into buying them outfits. So they all have. Do they like being clothed? They don't mind. They don't mind it. I put clothes on mine, and they start walking like backwards. No. They're like. They hate it. Into it. I mean. I don't do it a lot. I did it for the party, and I do it for like a little. Just to take pictures of them, and then I'll take. I'll take it off. Yeah. But they all have pink wigs, and like little. Pink wigs. Yeah. Do you guys want to see a photo? Yeah. I like their little colors, and the little crowns. They have crowns, birthday hats, wigs. Birthday hats. Crochet outfits. They crochet outfits. So I was just like. Princess kitty poker party. What are your kitties names? Do you want to tell them? Sure. It is. Odie is my first cat. Otis. Theodore. Othello. Othello. He has three names. Although it's just one cat, by the way. Every time I would call her, she'd be like saying a different name. I'm like, who is that? She's like, oh, no. I'm just trying something new. So this one cat has four names. Otis, it would say, is the strongest of his names. Theodore was also. He sounds like Odysseus. I like it. What? Odysseus. Odysseus. Odysseus. Oh, this is Othello. What was the last one you said, though? That bad. Othello? I don't like Othello. Nobody does. Nobody does. Othello or Othello? Othello. Othello, bitch. Like, hello. Where the fuck did you come up with that? Othello. It's like a Shakespeare thing. OK. So that was my first cat, Otis. But I got him when he was four months old as a gift. So he's not a cat. He's not very friendly. No. You know what? Yeah. I just think he has more of like a, like, he's not not friendly. Exactly. He just, like, likes to do his own thing. He likes his face. Like, don't even try to hold him. But does he ever cuddle with you? He won't cuddle with me. No, never. OK. But he will lay on my bed sometimes. OK. Like, he'll be in my room. He'll lay kind of in front of my bed and sleep in my room sometimes, but never, like. Never touching you? Never. Interesting. It is interesting. Because boobies, like, very. Very independent. But he comes and, like, when I'm laying downstairs specifically, not in my bed. My bed is Pookie's spot. But when I'm downstairs on the couch, boobie is, like, the one that lays on top of my lap. Yeah. But not in my bed. And then my second cat is Ophelia. Love Ophelia. Ophelia, she is my, she's also a Scottish Fold. She is my sassy girl. She doesn't like the other cats, really. OK. I mean, she'll cuddle at times. She likes Otis. She loves me. She's definitely like a human. And she says my name. Yeah. She says. Well, she says mommy. Oh. No, everyone in my house hears it. Ariel? She says mommy? She goes mommy. No. I swear. It's like. No. We have to. Tetsu talks to me. I understand. Oh, no. You guys. Where people will be, like, over at my house. They'll be like, wait, your son just called you. And I'm like, that's my cat. What? I did not know. No, it's like this. It's so weird. I think that she's, like, some spirit, like, stuck in a cat's body. We should do a cat. Cat psychic. Together. Iggy got it for my birthday. Really? Yes. Sessions for my cats. Let's do it. Please. I would love to. Okay. So, Ophelia, sassy, independent, hisses at all the other cats, but obsessed with me. Then came along Mr. Benjamin Blue. I don't like to choose favorites, but he's up there. He's the cutest, sweetest, most cuddly, friendly cat. And then there is. And then there is Serafina, which, which, what? What? Nothing. Serafina, which I, which I changed her name to Delilah for a little bit. Oh, gosh. Yeah. But then last night I had an epiphany as we were cuddling together. Okay. And she was being so cute. And I was like. You're Serafina. You're such a Serafina. So, like, what am I going to do? I don't know. I don't know. But I've been calling her Serafina all day today. And I don't like. How long was it, Delilah? A week. Okay. Right? That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. So. That's fine, right? Let me know down below seriously. Like, I need help. So, Serafina or Delilah. And then there's Daisy. Then Daisy. Daisy's your adopted. Like, you're, you're half-owned. Daisy, I am co-parenting with my brother. But I have her right now, the majority of the time. Like, 70% of the time. Yeah, but she will leave sometimes, but Daisy. But you miss her when she's gone? I do. Now she's starting to get a little crazy. She's the craziest of the bunch. Well, she probably doesn't feel like she has, like, cats are very home territorial of their home. That does make sense. So she's probably like, what the heck? Like, why am I the only one getting taken out of this home that we're making our unit? And she misses the other brothers. That might be it. It's not that she's crazy in that way. And then she gets pissed when you bring her back. It's not like that, though. She's just, like, very, like, scratchy. She, like, on my bed, she will just climb up that, just the climbing up the bed and throwing herself everywhere. Like, she's just a crazy cat. Yeah. She gets the zoomies. But, you know, us, her being in a co-parent situation in both of the homes. Yeah. But at least when she's with me five days out of the week, she's with her family and other friends and sleeps with me and gets cuddles. This conversation is so crazy. It could be the whole episode. I just asked what their names were. I just. I just said, what were your cats' names? Okay. I guess nobody wants to hear about it. Listen to this podcast if you're on, like, a road trip to Vegas. Yeah. You have five hours. Okay. Never mind. No, we love the names of the cats. Serafina, Ophelia, Otis. Or Ophelia. And Daisy. Daisy and Delilah and Benjamin Will. Mr. Benjamin. And Blue. 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Okay, so I'm kind of like. I'm dying for this. Okay. I just, like, I'm into it. We're, like, texting. Yes, to the feud. Each other these videos of these feud, like, let's keep it going. And, like, yeah, I'd rather be on a yacht than Kylie's. And I'm like, absolutely. It's so funny. But I'm kind of loving it. And I told Stas, I said, we have to keep this feud up. I know. And then, you know, I happen to be doing the podcast anyway. So, I'm like, we have to keep the feud up and let's, you know, drag it. So, then when we just went to. To Jordan's wedding, I was like, Stas kept getting too close. And I was just like, stop talking to me. We're supposed to be. And then Vic posted a photo of us today. And we were like, shit, we were supposed to be beefing. I did post a photo. Shit, I didn't think it through. Right. It was so. I looked amazing. So, I had to. I said, delete this right now. Because Stas and I. Aren't friends. Hate each other. But isn't that crazy how the internet just makes a narrative and just takes it? Yeah. And you kind of just, like, watch it happen. Well, in the beginning. When I kept seeing this narrative, I remember you were texting me things. Like, everyone thinks we hate each other. LOL. Yeah. And you didn't respond. Because I was like, who cares? Who actually cares? But now it's been, like, two months. It's becoming a thing. And I'm like, okay, now it needs to be addressed. Yeah. Because. Well, because we're also just, like, do people not think that we talk? Right. And we planned. And, like, first of all, my trip, I was supposed to come back on the 8th. You decided to have your party on the 6th because you were going out. Out of town. Right. So it's like, obviously, we, like, talk about these things. And we've been friends for so long. Like, you didn't come. You weren't there for my birthday. No one cared that you weren't there at my birthday. No, I was about to say, like, your schedule and I. And we celebrated it later. Yes. I mean, I think that's just what adulting is these days, unfortunately, guys. We have schedules. We have, you know, yacht trips and Ibiza. And we have to go to Ibiza. And we have to. We have to, um. Right. Right. Okay. Hey, we're good. You guys. Yeah, we start fighting. Like, sorry, I was summering. You know, it wasn't my year to summer, but I, like, couldn't support you more, babe. Seriously. Seriously? I fucking love you. I love you. And I couldn't. I literally, I couldn't be happier to see you out there summering and doing what you do best. Thank you. I'm sorry. I wasn't. Oh. Okay. I hope that cleared it for you guys. Okay. There's actually. To really sum it up, there's, like, nothing to say because nothing's going on. We're adults. We're just living life. Everyone has their own schedule. It's okay. Does it feel weird to you when you see people, like, be so parasocial about your relationships? Like, not only with just me, because this has happened between us. Like, people have said this before about us. It's like if we don't post together for a certain amount of time, people are like, oh, fuck, they're not friends anymore. I think that I'm so used to people. I think that I'm so used to people creating their own narrative that I actually have to just laugh about it, and I really don't care because I just assume people will figure it out eventually, which is what they always do. Like, people think I'm pregnant right now, or at least I saw some things, and I'm like, well, I just. I saw that, too. I'm not going to address everything because it's like I'm going to be in a bikini somewhere or I'm going to be out and the rumors will be squashed, so I kind of just, like, don't feel the need to say anything. Ever. I'm just like, well. It is what it is. It's like a new thing. Every other. I can't, like. I talk, you know, comment on everything. So I just, I just laugh about it. And join in on the party. I'll see TikToks of me and Stas and I'm like, I think it's funny. And I'm like, you know, like, I just really don't care. Good. We heard it here first. An exclusive from Kylie Jenner. Yeah. Thank you for watching. We'll be right back. If you've followed us for any amount of time, you know our hair has been through it all. Every era. Blonde. Black. Short. Long. Red. You name it. If you're spending that much time and money on your hair, you want it to look good. Which is why we've been using Amika's new The Protector Color Protect and Strength Collection. The whole line is about protecting your hair and keeping it strong, shiny, and soft. We start with the Color Protect and Strengthen Shampoo and Conditioner, which helps prevent color fade and strengthen your hair right from the shower. They are clinically proven to preserve color vibrancy up to 40 washes and strengthen hair 11 and a half times. Then there's the Color Protect and Strengthen Treatment. 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Like, I don't want to go get your laptop. I remember like, it got to that point. And I kind of was like, and I was like, I know, it's time. It's time. It's time. That ended up being this crazy thing online of people being like, who was the right one in that situation? When it was really just like, a funny moment. It was very funny. Do you remember that moment? Of course. You do? I remember that moment because it's when we, I think our relationship though, like we've always been more friends, I think, than it was like a business relationship, a work relationship. Business. Like, us, me and Mick, we're handling business. Hold on. We were definitely like, playing and having the best time. But, no, I think. Because also, this was so long ago. It was so long ago. Like, I highly couldn't even drive. Yeah. I didn't even know. We had to have been like, 17, 18. Yes. Yeah. And I was like, 22, maybe 21. And I'm so, by the way, like, I see photos and stuff and like, we were always together. Yeah. And I'm so grateful for that. Like, I love that. I love our friendship. Yeah. And we had the best time. And we've literally like. We had the best time. But, no, the laptop thing was hilarious. And I think it was a moment that we, people took it the wrong way because I got hate too. You probably got hate. I got hate too. I got so much hate. I was like, shit. You can't get up off your fucking feet and get your laptop. They were like, kindly hire me. I'll do it. Right. Right. Right. But, no, it was like at the end of our work relationship and we both knew it and I think we were like. We were more like friends than we were that. So, we would be like on the couch, you know, watching TV or just whatever. And I'd be like, can you go get my laptop? And you'd be like. No. No. It was the. We were in the kitchen. Yeah. No. There was another story about. Shit. I go, oh, Vic. I'm so thirsty. And you were like, oh. Me too. Me too. Me too, girl. I'm so. That's my favorite one. Because I'm like. Me too, babe. And literally a week later we were like. It's done. I was like. I remember when I told Heidi. She was. She was in the kitchen. And I was like, can I talk to you? And then we sat down and we had lunch. And Heidi was like, honestly, Vic, I love you so much. Yes. I'll support you with what. It was so cute. It was cute. Thank God I wasn't scared. Well, I probably was scared. I was more. I was. Well, I feel like obviously you're really great at what you did. But also. I was just more sad to not like be with you every day. I know. I think that's what it was. We were together every day. When you were pregnant, we didn't leave the house for nine months. We didn't. What did we do for nine months? Not in the house. Like we didn't. In the house. What did we do? My Saturdays and Sundays would be the loneliest days. And I would be counting down the minutes that Victoria would walk in the dorm on Monday. And we would like, I would have someone there. It was probably so lonely. That laptop story was really funny. It was funny. It was all lighthearted. We had. Yeah. It was definitely all very funny. And the best memories. Kylie, Kylie. Kylie, Kylie. Yeah. We have a lot of memories together. But, you know, my accent will get in the way. And Ariel too, by the way. He's here. And he was also there. Like my first. We like basically came up together. Me and Ariel. So we've known each other for like a long time. That's true. I just feel like our personalities were so like we meshed well together. She's so funny. And I mean, sorry, but so am I. We're both really, really funny. Like we're very lighthearted. We just like, like, I don't know how to explain it. We just, our personalities meshed very well. We like to laugh. We like to have fun. We like to have a good time. We don't take anything too seriously. We're like the little clowns of our families. I always say that. Like, we're very similar personality wise. Just funny and cute and perfect. It was super organic. I think the way it developed. It just kind of just developed. It was like a snowball that just kept snowballing. Kept snowballing. We kept getting closer and closer and closer and closer. When you're, when you spend so much time with someone, it's like, it's hard. It's inevitable. Yeah. Especially when you're like younger. And I guess you don't see a line. I feel like formative years. You like formative years work together 24 seven. Right. And like, obviously I think that line gets blurred. Yes. Because you're so in each other's life so much that it just happens so naturally. And that job requires so much of your time. And I didn't really have a life besides Kylie. So it was like, how do you? And then I remember we would like start going, like, we would be like, we're going out tonight. We're going out on Saturday night. Like, do you want to come? And I'll be like. And then we would like get drunk together. And it was like, okay. Like, now it's here. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if I'm with Kylie and she needs something, I feel like it's like a, what's it called? Like a mechanism. Like a. Like your. It's like a natural instinct. I'm like, oh, I'll help you. You know? I think it's just you. You're just. Yeah, she is. You're just the type of person that it's like, when you're with any of us, especially me. Yeah. It's like, you will have your assistant sitting right next to you. And it'll be like. Stassi. Yeah. Can you help me do this? Is that my love language? I think it might be. Maybe. Like, what's like acts of service? And mine is acts of service. Like, I love that's my love language towards other people. You do the same thing. Like, I love to help people. I love to whatever. So, I feel like for me and you, it's like, you love it and I love to give it. So, it's always just like, I feel like that's how she is with all of us. Yeah. Yeah. We all want to help you. Thank you, guys. And you want to help all of us. In a loving way. Yes. In a loving way. In a loving way. And she wants to help all of us. I'm like a monster. Yeah. We all are. Yep. You expect so much from us. We have to do everything. It's good. I feel like that, too. I feel like you, like, help me so much. I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. And she, like, I'll show up to her house and she's like, let me fix your makeup. You have tape in your back. Let me fix it. Let me change your stitch. You're very, like, you finish it up. Hands on. You help us. Yeah. Like, if I didn't like my outfit, you go in my closet, grab whatever. You just kind of, like, figure it out for us. Really nice. It's really, really nice. Thank you, guys. This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Chefs use it. Restaurants use it. Consensical essays, cringe-inducing presentations, and seemingly unsolvable problem sets. But then, the first thought becomes a final thesis. 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And they went to the Knicks game together. Yeah. And there was like a photo or a video of Donnie picking him up. And it was just like a cute little they were like so happy because they scored or something. And I don't know who commented first. Yeah. But you both commented daddy. And I thought it was so funny. I saw a video and I looked at the comments. It was like daddy. And then I just thought it was funny to like add daddy to just like right off of it. Yeah, because then people will be like, why is Vic commenting daddy on a video of Timmy? Like, oh, I didn't see that. Oh, when I saw I was like, Hello, obviously, my sexy boyfriend is right next to him. That is funny. Like if people didn't know that that's what that's what people were saying. I didn't even realize you freaking weirdo. Like, why are you? And I was like, why would I ever do that? Like, are you guys out of your mind? Obviously, it's because Donnie looking good next to him. Mm hmm. Right? Are you? Yeah. Speaking of the Knicks went like, I think it's so amazing how your love for the Knicks has just grown really blossomed. It's blossomed. We were in Sardinia. She stayed up until 7am watching the game the finals. Have you always been into sports? Or do you think that this like, obviously seeing someone you love be so into something like, I love that you guys asked me this like you don't know. Well, we do know. We're asking you. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I never know. Never was into it unless it was like someone was married or dating someone. And then I would watch it. But no, I was never really into it. Sometimes for the finals, like I would watch. It wasn't until I went to my first Knicks game that I fell in love. Like there's something about the energy in the stadium and MSG and being there and it was so much fun. And I just and then I followed them. For, you know, those two seasons for that. And then to win. I mean, I'm like the luckiest Knicks fan because I feel like I am a new Knicks fan, you know, and you got to see and I got to see them win. Yeah. So it was really cool and so fun. And yeah, because I feel like you're really into it. Like, I feel like there's a difference between watching games with your man and being like, oh, I love this. Like, it's so much fun to you being like, I'm staying up until 7am and I need to see you watch a game with Kylie. She's like, she's in it. Yeah, she's staring. She's yelling at the TV. Well, that goes into like, I'm like, Oh my god, like, I'm scared. Yes. Like when we're watching a movie. And if we look at our phone, like glance at our phone, we get in trouble. She's like the warden. Yeah, she likes to be really, really present. She's like, watch my movie. When you're watching a TV, like a movie or, or a game. You really love it. What are your top three favorite movies? Good question. I don't really know if I have like a favorite, but think movies that have just really left an impression on me, I would say. Maybe as a kid would be like Spirited Away. You knew I was gonna say that. Spirited Away. I've seen a million times and just like love that movie. Also Castle in the Sky. And probably Texas Chainsaw Massacre from the 70s. What's the most recent movie you've like loved? Um, you watched the Odyssey. I did. And I like, I really liked it. I loved it. We watched The Invite with Penelope. I loved The Invite. Thank you. You're reminding me. One that like just blew me away. You watch Obsession. I really liked Obsession. We watched Obsession together. Yeah, we did. With your sister. I know. And we were trying to get her to stay. She wouldn't stay. She kept leaving the theater. Obsession was great. And I don't know. I feel like I'm just always trying to see everything. Yeah. We're watching shows now. Have you started Furious on Hulu? No. Because I'm finishing House of the Dragon. I haven't had a lot of TV time. You haven't finished? Oh yeah, by the way, you guys, Kylie is House of the Dragon. She's who you call if you're confused. I know. You haven't finished it? No, bitch. Stop. Me neither. You guys. Well, I was in Hawaii and I wasn't watching anything. She's like a freak. She's the biggest nerd. She knows all the world. She could like tell you the map of where everything is. It's like impressive. I'm like, I don't even remember all this. She's like, and then if you connect this to what happened in Game of Thrones season two episode, whatever. Movies, Inside Llewyn Davis. Wait, we're back to the movie. Yeah. She jumped back in the past. She was like, hold on. I'm not done with my list yet. Can we talk about how you're like secretly a nerd? Yeah. Like you love Zelda. Like she got me into the Zelda game on Nintendo Switch. The big one, the big Nintendo. I got Zelda. I couldn't understand what the fuck was happening on that screen. Vic would call me and FaceTime me. On FaceTime. And she would like figure it out on FaceTime. I'm like, how are you doing? She would show me the screen. Flip the screen. Uh-uh. Go up. Uh-uh. No, no, no. You need to. No, no, no, no. Victoria. Are you by the tower? No, you're over here. Okay. Have you explored that? Huh? Interesting. Hold on. I'm like, how the fuck is she doing this? And I like figured it out for her. It started with, you did Sims though also. Oh, yeah. Sims I loved. You loved your Sims worlds. Mm-hmm. You called someone and you were like, I've spent eight hours playing Sims. Yeah. And you had to delete. No, I deleted it off my computer. It was just too time consuming. What do you do? Like. It was, I mean, you just. Days. You just like eight hours like take care of the family that you built in your Sims. Yes. And it just like, I did it all and I made so many families that it got a little boring. So I'm like taking a step back. But I ground up. It could take you like days. Do you know the hack to like get more money? Of course. Motherload. Please. What's a motherload? I would like. I won't play the game unless I could do motherload. What am I going to. Yeah. What's motherload? It's like you like get yourself infinite money. Like you could just keep putting in this one code. Oh. And it like. So you could buy the biggest house. The biggest house. You could. Add whatever furniture you want. Oh, yeah. Wow. The craziest toilet. Like everything. The Toto. The Toto. You got the Toto. Right. I. Yeah. So. What inspires your courtside looks for the next? Because that's really. I mean, you know you're going to be photographed. I don't know if you're thinking about that going in for an outfit. But like what inspires your looks? Comfort or chicness? Ariel is hating on my outfits right now. Ariel. Because I always want to wear a tank top. Whatever. Yeah. A tank top and jeans. Yeah. Who cares? I love a tank and jeans. I was just. I saw an old photo of me at the, you know, the last year. The It's fine. I just feel like maybe I put in a little more effort. A lot of the games were like more comfort. Like I wore this big T-shirt and jeans and Ariel and I got home and I was like, I hated that. I'm like, well, guess what? It wasn't about that. Ariel said that. Yeah. I was like, I hated this outfit you wore. I go, oh, it's fine. But I. It's like. And you were comfortable. Okay. When you have a big ass. It's sitting in jeans is so uncomfortable. When you have a big, fat, juicy ass. And you're sitting down. Yeah. And you're wearing like a little crop top. Yeah. It's just like my ass crack is always just because when it's tight, when it's up, when I'm sitting, it's like makes it big in the back. Right. So I'm like, oh, my God, my ass is just always out. So I always have to bring a jacket or something so I can enjoy the game and not worry if, you know, I'm naked. Yeah. And I wanted to wear a big tee and just not think about it and just enjoy. Anyway, you look like you had so much fun. Yeah. And the best when you are comfortable, you have so much more fun. It transforms a night. Right. When you're comfortable. A hundred percent. Like you especially. Oh, yeah. But I've gotten so much better now. I've learned. You learned comfort is the most important thing, because if you're uncomfortable, you're going to be sitting there thinking about your outfit, thinking about how uncomfortable you feel, thinking about if you're tight, if you're whatever, rather than just living in the moment and having fun. Yeah. So she needed to wear that big T-shirt so she could enjoy it. And it looked like she had fun. She was jumping up and down. It was beautiful. It was really fun. But no, nothing like crazy. I mean, I have a whole section. In my closet, in my archive closet of just orange and blue things. Oh, really? Yes. But were you going on like Etsy and eBay and finding like vintage mix? Of course. I have like all the old Chanel, like all every like orange and blue thing that they've done. So you're preparing for next season. I just have some things prepared. I have custom things. Yes. I have two pairs of those. The chrome pants. I just like I keep making things and I'll just save it in my closet. So then, God forbid, you have to go. You're very prepared. We know who to like steal from when we go to our next game. Well, speaking about that fat, juicy ass, should we talk about those fat, juicy tits you got? Best tits ever. We should talk about how you woke up one day and randomly was just like, hmm, 440, 445 cc and a half under the muscle and started a whole trend of people just being super transparent about their fake titties. And you got someone a free boot job. Yeah. I don't know. There's not. I was just, I saw the video or someone might have sent me the video. Yeah. And I just thought to comment what she was asking. Like, I really didn't think much of it. I know that sounds crazy to some people, but I really didn't think it was going to be like a moment. Well, she got a free boot job from Dr. Garth. Yeah. And he, I feel bad actually, because he'll text me all the time and be like, this person, like someone called the office and obviously I would never give information, but they're asking for this, this and this. And they're saying they're on your team or things like that. He gets calls all the time. Stop it. Yes. Really? Yes. That is crazy. Like asking for information about. Asking for my information, asking for, um, to do like interviews, just a bunch of stuff. And he's, you know, I do, um, want them bigger. You heard it here first. Another exclusive. We've heard this for the past year. Yeah. I've heard this before, so I'm not shocked about this statement. She imagine we're like, what? I say it every day. I'm like, they need to be bigger and more out there. I want my tits to walk in before I do. She has like an obsession with big tits. Yeah. I love her tits now. And like people's big, like just tits. Just tits. You're a tit girl, which is. Love tits. I feel like I'm kind of a tit girl too. Are you a tit girl? You're a tit girl. I'm a tit girl. Yeah. I think we all have a nice. We're titty girls. Big tits. We're titty girls in this room. Yeah. It's sexy. Do you think you'll, cause you said you were going to do it before you turned 29. I know. Are you going to do it before 30? Probably not. Honestly. What are you going to do before 30? I'm taking you to go do. I don't know. Dangle. Oh, I think I want to get my belly button pierced. You are? I think so. Aw. Before 30. That's cute. Just to experience it. Yeah. You've never had it? No. Oh, okay. I think she's going to love it. Yeah. I think you would like it too. What is it? Cause you like low rise things. Like your little waist. I think you're going to look sexy with one. And you're probably going to have like a really sexy diamond from 14 carats. I just have a. I'm just going to have the best. The best jewelry. Do it. I want diamonds dripping from my belly button. Do it. Dangly. Yeah. Do it. Dripping everywhere. Mm-hmm. Well, you better get it tuned cause you can't put a dangly one in for a while. Oh yeah. That's true. People are curious on the internet. They think that Kylie has 20 people running her socials. So. I want to ask you. Who runs your socials? It's just me. Oh my God. It's me. It's a one person job for you. Yeah. Since I am technically a child star. Oh. It's us. Mm-hmm. I would say. Somewhere in there. I've been blessed that like my mom's been my manager. Like I haven't really had a team telling me what to do. Mm-hmm. So I feel like even now when I post things like I never run it really run it by anyone. If anything, I'm like I'm also doing Kylie cosmetics and I'm also doing those Instagrams. So it's really just it's just me. But you love your perfectionist. Yeah. We all know this. If you know her, you know, she's a perfectionist because I have Jen on my team who if it's like if I'm really on vacation or if it's like it needs to be up at 5 a.m. and I know I'm not going to be awake or something. Or something like that. I do trust her. But still. And then like it'll be posted. And I'm like. Could have been. Could have been better. Brightness could have been down. Yeah. Yeah. It could have been probably. Yeah. Definitely. Like I remember when Kai was doing the relaunch and you were sitting there and she posted something and she was like, no, no, no. The logo is right here on this one. And it's on here. If you look at the page like as a whole, like this logo looks weird sitting next to this photo right there and is so anal about it. She has this like app she uses to like plan everything out. And you really do at all. And I think it's like I'm not good at like doing it like that. Even you're like that, too, though. It's hard. It is hard. And it consumes a lot of my time now. And and I just decided to I think 2027 and 2026. I'm going to just like let go a little bit. OK. Yep. I think it'll be healthier for me. I think so. I think you'll help you to just relax. I'm going to relax. Yeah. Let's spend more of my time because those Instagrams that you're talking about. I mean, it'll be. Three hours, you know, where I'm just like, no, this can. And like I do. Yeah. The posts for the brand. So I'm just like, you know what? I don't I don't think I want to do this anymore. Yeah. I think I'm going to hand it off to someone. Yeah. Relax. I think it's good to let go of control a little bit. Yeah. And just spend more time being like creative. And yes. Yeah. You know. Yes. Shoes. I love that. I think this will be this will be good. Oh, my God. Oh, I have to bring this up. Because I obviously we don't we talk about how we have the memory. We have a goldfish. I saw you say that you got paid to do Keek. Yeah. And I was like, what? Because I was doing Keek right next to her. And we were like Keekers together. And I don't recall if I knew that you got paid for Keek. Or did I? I don't think I got paid for Keek. I like really don't remember. I definitely know it wasn't something that I would have kept a secret. Like, that's why. That's why I'm like. Yeah. Like, I think I just I just remember they gave us a deal. We had to get paid and they would text and I would get like texts from my mom at the time or whatever. Like, make sure you post more Keeks and stuff like that. And I'm like. Please don't look up our Keeks, by the way. Oh, yeah. Look him up. Please don't look up our Keeks. I think they're so cute. We weren't. The world was so different. Yeah. You're probably right that you don't remember because neither do I. It's like it wasn't. I was like, I remember me. I was like sitting with Lindsay and I was like, she got paid for Keek. Those were like packed Sundays. She's our OG influencer. Yeah. OG. OG. Please. Is that not crazy? Thank God for you because then we all have jobs. Yeah. I mean, she put us on that on our back. Okay, guys. Well, thank you so much for listening. Thank you, Kai. We hope you loved it. I had the best time. I'm so happy that we did this. You're really good at stuff like this. You are. I think you thrive with the mic. Thank you, guys. You're comfortable. You're secure. You're funny. You should be quick with it. She's quick with it. Just like us. Next week on the Princess Kitty podcast. Comment down below if Kai should start a Princess Kitty podcast. I should have a room with all my cats. And everyone just comes in and hangs with the cats. I mean, it would be my dream. It would be her dream. It would be like my dream. Everyone bring your cat. You guys should have your cats meet, right? Cats don't like meeting like that. But you should bring your cats over. Do you remember? Remember when I brought my cats to Palm Springs? I remember when it was just Tootsie over. Tootsie might survive. Maybe Tootsie. Imagine all my five cats. They're like clicky. Are they clicky? Cats are like, it takes them a few days to like each other. Oh. Like I would have to leave him there overnight. She knows a lot about cats. Anyways, thank you for coming on, Kai. We love you so much. We love you, guys. Come back. And thank you guys for watching. And make sure you like, comment, and subscribe. And we'll see you next week. And watch Kylie's YouTube channel too, right? Yes. Yes. I'm posting more. You too. So make sure to check them out. We love you. Love you. Honey, Felipe sent another photo. From Argentina? How? With T-Mobile, of course. Mira, he's video calling us. Hola, familia. Did you get my photos? We did. They're so pretty. Here to share every moment with T-Mobile. 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