Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance | Ep. 42

Not gonna lie on my way to the studio today. I looked at myself and thought, "Do I have people dress up to shoot podcasts?" I don't. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome back to a very special, very spooky, very scruffy episode of "Not Gonna Lie." Scruffy. You. A wave original. Would you stop? This is why you take some four hours. I swear to God. A wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite Halloween candy is Twix. But the fun size are not fun size, so. I don't enjoy watching scary movies. I do not need any additional jump scares in my life. And I have four children with this Japanese maple sitting next to me. I wish the running one that joke is it. I don't know how you feel about it. I feel good about it. You do? I don't think Japanese maples look great. They're beautiful trees. They are. Ornamental. They are. They get the job done. They do. Nice. Okay. Well, I guess I should intro you. He's the co-host of the other podcast. My favorite bearded being. And there are many to choose from. A future Hall of Famer for his NFL career and his outstanding work as a dad. And of course, he's my husband. Jason, welcome back to "Not Gonna Lie." Thank you, Kylie. Thanks for having me. I feel like I'm pointing above you. It kind of looks. It looks a lot. You're gonna have to bleep that bread. Can you see his face? What's blue? I still have not got eyes on this. I mean, I can see it. Okay. Coming up on today's Halloween special, we're gonna start off by getting honest about some couples costumes. Then we're gonna get a ton of the real ones questions. And I'd be shocked if there wasn't a cat question in the mix. A cat question? Always. Because we asked the real ones what their questions were. So these are actual fan questions for you. Nice. Perfect. And since the real ones enjoyed it so much last time, we're gonna do a rematch of the pop culture trivia, the battle for who knows the least. You won last time by one. Did I? Yep. Nice. Not nice. But first, let's get into this week's NGL announcements. This is a big one, guys. For reasons I cannot comprehend, since I started this show, you have demanded more, more minutes, more clips, more behind the scenes, more episodes. It's bullshit. I don't know why you keep doing that. But I did hear you, so I'm excited to announce that I'm starting another brand new series exclusively on YouTube called. You guys sit fuck around and find out. AKA, F-A-F-O. It's literally, we go out. We find someone to fuck around with. And we find out about things that they may be an expert on. And we're just there to. Go for it. Fuck around and find out. Sounds fun. And you are due to come fuck around with us. Yes. Okay. Like laying nice little tees. This is in addition to the pod. I'm not quitting the pod. We'll still be here. And then we'll fuck around and find out on other times once a month. For you guys. Nice. The first episode comes out this coming Tuesday, November 4th. Right on our NGL YouTube channel. Also follow us on all socials at NGL with Kylie. We'll be announcing more details on Monday. You know, the day of more shit. Next up, our real one comment of the week. And it looks like the internet has decided. I finally got one. Real one, T.S. crazier, wrote. Kylie finally brought the jeans for Kylie. And Jason replied. Oh, it's already in there. Nice. What'd you say? I see what you did there. Uh, yeah. Is that what you said? Yeah. I forgot. You answered. Yeah. It's a funny pun on the word jeans. It was very funny. Yeah. Do you agree with this? Do I see? They're trying to say Finn looks like me. I'm aware. Yeah. I know that what they're saying. I think she looks very similar to the way Ellie looked as a baby, um, but with darker hair. So she has more facial features that resemble you than Benny and Wyatt did. It's fair. I'll take that. Yeah. Um, but we'll see how they evolve. Which of the girls do you think most looks most like you? Um, I think Wyatt probably. I agree with that. I think- Just seeing your baby pictures next to wise baby pictures are kind of uncanny. Yeah. So supposedly due to like evolution, babies do look more like their dads. So they know to claim them. Yeah. So that they don't become deadbeat dads. Ellie looked like you. Ellie from the moment she came out looked just like your baby face in the baby picture. When you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record. It's cute. But Ellie's face looked just like yours. Uh, Finn looks less like that. Yeah. I agree. But she still looks- She has Wyatt's eyes. I can't tell. All right. Moving on. Let's get honest about Halloween. Starting with couples costumes. Jason, how do you feel about couples costumes? Uh, what are couples like what we're doing right now? No. This is not a couples costume. I would say that this is a family costume because we have been influenced by our children. To partake in this particular theme. So what's a couples costume? A couples costume would be like salt and pepper. What's like the shakers? Yeah. Salt and pepper shakers. I don't know if you're talking about the band. I don't- I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't say salt and pepper. I said salt and pepper. All right. What do I think of couples costumes? What do you think of couples costumes? I don't know. I think it depends on what the couples costume is. Okay. Are there couples costumes that you would ever want to do? No. I'm not a big costumes guy. He's the reason we're wearing costumes. I want to make that abundantly clear. Well, you said- It was a Halloween episode. It was a Halloween episode. Yeah, but like I was fine rolling up in some leggings and a t-shirt. I- who bought these costumes? Me. Yeah. I don't- I- I'll do the costumes because I like being upon the family and on things. Like being upon the family. Yeah. Jesus, Jesus. Okay. I don't know couples costumes. I- I think some couples' costumes are great. Queen Emma did ask me if we have ever done one. I don't think we have. Yeah. I don't think either of us are like into Halloween enough to do it. I- yeah. No, I agree with that. I will say, Amber and Rob, they did Shrek and Fiona years ago. It was great. I got Halloween- Ed Kelsey got Halloween out of us quick. We're going to get to that. We stopped trick-or-treating early in middle school. Yeah. We're coming back to that. Yeah. Cause I said that to Queen Emma. What? Final costumes. Did we land on this year? Do you know what's happening? Well, I know that for a while, two of them were going to be Elsa, two of them were going to be Anna, and now all of them are being Elsa. Is that what Ellie told you? Yeah. She's lying. She told me the other day that she wanted to go back to being Anna because she has her braids. And then she, I guess, Ellie's me and Anna. She's duping us. I've been told that all of them want to be Elsa now. That sucks. Cause Finn only has an Anna dress, you know, cause she doesn't actually have an opinion yet. Yeah. Shit. We had a comment last week on a pod that when I said that we had two Anna's and two Elsa's, but maybe three Elsa's, they said we should be six Elsa's. And honestly, that shit would be hilarious. It would have been so funny. You're no fun. You guys did not cost him guy on Halloween. That would have been so funny though. It would be funny. Yep. Maybe we could get big Ed. He would do it. He would do it. He would. He would. He would so do it. I'm Olaf. I'm Christoff. And the girls are pissed that there's no Sven. Yeah. Well, it might be the dog. The dog might have to be. Yeah. It might need antlers. She should be. Yeah. I feel like it makes the most sense. She's nearly Sven's size. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. We'll all find out together. She'll probably try and eat your carrot, too, so it'll probably play in well. Probably. That'd be so cute. We should try. Okay. What can we do? We steal from their trick or treating. Recies? Any full size bars. Not any. I think I like an almond joy in there. I'm not eating that trash. I'm stealing that. I do not like almond joy. Most coconut flavored things I do not like. I love that. I like coconut. Don't like coconut artificial flavoring. It's not artificial. There's literally shreds of coconut in it. I don't know. I like it. That's okay. This is where we compliment each other. I have this whole theory about dessert. We compliment each other on dessert. It helps us in these situations. I'll eat your almond joy in your mounts. I like. Recies? It's stuck. Recies I'll eat, for sure. Any of the old-school Halloween candy that you'd never see outside of Halloween, like bottle caps, like if there's bottle caps, I'll eat those. Trying to. It's been a while since I've had the old treat. How are you going to say bottle caps? And the last time we sat ourselves in the studio, you went off about chalky candy. I don't want to be. To be. studio that I heart you is still on the wall. We're going to insert a photo of it right here. It has not left. You wrote that with a candy heart because you're bitching about how they're chalky and now you're going to be out here saying bottle caps. That's the equivalent of saying fucking neck away first. No, neck awayvers are trash bottle caps are much greater than neck awayvers. But a part of it's not even about the taste of it. It's just like I'm going to do this nostalgia thing. Yeah, it's Marty's. Anyone that I haven't seen since I was like a kid, I'm going to steal it for sure and try and eat it. And that's it for can I be honest about Halloween. Next up Doom Scroll the week. What is Doom scrolling? Doom Scroll is what I do at night in bed when I just was just scrolling. It's just scrolling. But like so you can turn your brain off and you just that's when I'm like giggling to myself and then occasionally go watch this. Yeah. Sometimes Jason is we sometimes we code Doom Scroll him not by choice. It's not by choice. Every single time he at he have you heard of the bird theory. This is far off track. You've not heard of the bird theory. No, I don't think so. Okay, so theory is as if I were to say to you. This is actually oddly applicable to our marriage. Okay. If I were to say to you, oh my gosh, Jason, come look at this bird and you're like not right now or like didn't answer me. Then you fail the bird theory. Yeah. And if you're like, oh, what bird is it? And you like come over and you like show interest in something that I'm clearly excited about. Probably a little unnecessarily, but excited about nonetheless. Then you pass the bird theory. Okay. Doom scrolling to me is now like the equivalent of the bird theory because all scroll and I'll start laughing. And then I'm like, oh, you got to see this. And you're always like, okay. And you check it out. And I feel like that's you passing the bird theory to be like, oh, Kylie thought this clip was funny. Maybe all think it's funny. To be fair, it's a 50/50 shot of whether or not he thinks the tick-tock that I think is funny is funny. Would you say that accurate? I think most of the time they're funny. Sometimes we're not, but most of the time there feel like bird theory though. That's a bigger lift. If you put a phone in front of my face and tell me what's up, I don't really have a choice. But if you're like, oh, look at this bird. If you're in another room and you're like, Hey, there's a bird outside. I want you to get out. We're going to test him on the bird theory this week. That's fine. To be fair. I'd like seeing birds. I was going to say to be fair. He has been a victim of me filling the bird feeder and then regularly being like, Jason, there's a cardinal. Jason, you have to see this enormous blue J and he is like, yeah. I think we're like for all you bird activists out there or or not or not or the or I don't know. There's a word. Aviators. No. Aviators. Thank you ornithologists. For all you ornithologists out there is having a bird feeder and feeding them like a bunch of like feed feed. Is that healthy for them? We can't be good for them. Okay. Just fattening up the birds. Okay. Okay. I'd be like putting up a candy and like a dish and give it a bunch of kids. Okay. For this week's doom's girl tick-tocker red-headed Dakota shared some last-minute Philly Halloween costumes. And number one on her list is interesting, Queen Emma says. Roll that clip, Queen Emma. If you need a last minute Halloween costume, here are 10 Philly Philly sports related things that you probably can use things from your closet already. You want to use your Kelsey Jersey in a creative way you could be Philly's Princess Kylie, wear little tiara, wear a Kelsey Jersey, a mini skirt and some heels. A mini skirt? You are a mini skirt person. When? I don't know. I've only ever seen you wear a mini skirt. I wouldn't mind it, though. Okay. Yes. No. I can't believe that the mini skirt, I appreciate the Queen Emma room in the rundown. She nailed it, right? Question mark, LOL. Jason, what would actually come in the Kylie Halloween costume? Well, what actually come in the Kylie Halloween costume? First of all, let's start, let's start where we need to begin. Are we doing the Princess Kiana Halloween costume or just a standard Kylie costume? Whichever you'd prefer. Well, the Princess Kiana costume has to have the Princess Diana jacket. True. Yeah, it's not even a Jersey. Can I just, can I, before you, before you, really, before you give us both of those options, I just need to say no one should fucking be me for Halloween. That's your, that's a ridiculous costume and you cut that shit out. Go ahead. Now, tell them how to not do it. If you wanted to dress like Kylie, that's what they're asking. Yeah. Legons are sweatpants. Some type of hoodie. Yeah. If you haven't put in your contacts glasses, perfect. Maybe a baseball hat. It's pretty much it. Y'all did. Look like a slob. Maybe wear glasses, and then you're good. That's it. There you go. That's how you do it. The essentials for a Jason Halloween costume, yours is so easy because so many people have your Jersey. That's a dead giveaway. I've seen a lot of women dress up as you and they get a piece of felt and it's real simple. Just cut out a beard. I do think that if you're going to try to do the Jason beard that you should acknowledge his touch of gray that's happening on either side and obviously flip flops. How do you feel about people dressing up as us for Halloween in general? He's the worst person to pick for a Halloween episode. He's like, I don't even like Halloween. Yes, I thought you guys were going to feed me candy, and then he got here and we're not even going to feed him candy. I like people doing it in a making fun of us kind of way. I always like that. Yeah, I'm in on that. I get enjoyment out of tweets or videos that are funny. I feel like if you're going to do a couple's costume of us, at this point, since we have four kids, you're going to need to have baby dolls with you. Part of the joke should be like they just keep fucking having kids. Sure. Do you have a favorite Kelsey family costume that you've ever seen? Gosh. I have one. I literally just saw it this morning. What is it? It was a gentleman who was talking about how barriscy was that his wife bought him a Travis costume to wear. Okay. And so we had like 87 he's wearing a chief jersey and like like shoulder pads and football pants. The best part is is that he says, but then I saw who my wife was dressing as for our couple's costume and I was okay with it. And he pants the back seat of the car. She's a full sequence. Better. Okay. Because that's what you just expect. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Big red. Andy. It's big red. Listen. In the back of the it was I was that caught me off guard and I liked it. If there's I mean you talk about do I enjoy people dressing up as us now, but do I enjoy people dressing up as big red? Yes. Absolutely. And it was and it was the woman of a couple. I mean it's even better. It was so good. I laughed out loud. I saw one today actually that I know you would like. There was a woman that walked into a bar just like the Lorax. You know people are doing that for like bachelorette trips like all of the bridesmaids are dressing up as the Lorax and they're going out to the bar. Is that what you saw? Maybe that's what it was. It's so good. Yeah. Because all you need is the orange body suit and a mustache. Yeah. She did a great job. She looked really good. And you put a pillow in there for the belly. It's very good. Yeah. Women with a mustache really or be any women with facial hair as like a costume. It's a funny costume. Yeah. It's funny. I will say the other one you have like we have to acknowledge is the baby that was dressed up as your mom. Oh yeah. That was a very good one. It was so cute. That was very good. It was such a good costume. Yeah. 10 out of 10. Yeah. Well done. That does it for Doom Scroll the week. Next up we're going to answer a bunch of real ones. Ask me some things questions. But for a moment for the Toyota Sienna. The real ones are well aware that I can't stand the fact that I love my Toyota Sienna. I specifically can't stand the fact that I love the vacuum how far the seats move how convenient it is to get in and out of the 18 cup holders. The list goes on and on. And now that I've officially made my big announcement about my new series F.A.F.O. I seriously have never related to Toyota's let's go places tagline more. We're literally going places in the Sienna with the help of Toyota and my Sienna. I'm literally going places and I can't wait for the real ones to see all the cool episodes we have in store. In the meantime, if you already have a Sienna, I'm so glad we all have the vacuum for the costume glitter and candy wrappers. We'll be dealing with this weekend. And if you've been thinking about the minivan life, give it a shot. You can also learn more about the Toyota Sienna by visiting Toyota dot com backslash Sienna. And we're back right where you left us. Let's get right into a special Halloween edition of Ask Me Some Things because Ask Me Anything was far too open-ended for some of you motherfuckers. Ask me some things is brought to you by Skittles. Taste the Rainbow. First question from Texas Aggie Mom 10. Question for Kylie and Jason next week. What was your favorite? Costume you wore as a child for Halloween. Oh, I remember getting real jazzed for a teenage mutant Ninja Turtle costume one time I think both of both Travis and I were teenage being Ninja Turtles that year, I think That's actually adorable. Yeah, and then We both dressed as Mario and Luigi one year in high school. I remember seeing the pictures of Travis was not as excited about it No, no, he didn't want to be Luigi. I mean in the picture. It's very obvious. He's excited about it. And who's not? I talked him into it very much so I still remember one year we went to the store early and It was not a Halloween so I don't remember what store it was But we picked up a costume for me because I got so excited about it. It was the Tasmanian devil from like cartoons Very good. That's a great one But it was like this, but like had structure to it and was very fun. Yeah, it was just like a jumpsuit of like a fuzzy jumpsuit and That's all finding good. But when I went to school people were like You picked I'm pretty sure I was in like fourth grade. Yeah, and as a girl that was not Apparently an acceptable choice to other people. I was jazzed about. I was very excited about it I think it's great. It does mean I was a solid cartoon character. It was great to me until I got feedback from my peers And then I was like cool. I'm good. Did you ever make any? Maybe one year we made one. Oh one year my dad had you know those like masks That are like rubber That are actually like terrifying. Yeah, my dad had one that was like a pig and it was just like the head And it was like the scariest fucking thing I ever seen while I was still to this day like it was terrifying He would put it on and scare the shit out of us at times. I think I wore that one here But it just reminded me that I want to get a mask like that and scare our kids While I can It's not even that difficult. You don't even have to you you could literally You could get a stuffed dinosaur and I could have asked it for sure Yeah, I mean I could just come around a corner, but full commit on like one of those silicone Like an early ones no Yeah We're good. I'm intercepting. No, it downsides. It's not terrible side. They do I'm Intercepting every package that comes to our house It's not gonna be hard. Okay next from Rachel Adelman 21 my husband doesn't think we should trick or treat with our seven-month-old is it too early? I mean everyone wants to see a baby dressed up for Halloween, right? Rachel I want to be a girls girl so badly right now I want to be a girls girl so so so so badly I think it's too early. I think we should not be taking a seven-month-old trick of training. Why do you think? To be clear yes, okay, let me rephrase that yes dress the baby up. Yes take the baby around, but like are we accepting candy? I mean, I don't think they can eat candy as seven years. They can't but that's I love that you said you don't think they can eat candy I mean yeah, we live with a seven-month-old And like hell out of the drink the chocolate if you wanted to but I don't think it's probably a good idea Do you think we're not we're not feeding our child like copious amounts of sugar at seven months old. I want to be clear on that Yeah, I'm just saying you could I don't think it's a good idea I don't think it'd be the end of the world if I had some chocolate to be honest with you. Okay No, I'm sure I wouldn't be I'm with you on that as long as it's not a choking hazard Well survive I What's the the question is she would like she's trying to say that her husband said it's too early to trick or treat with a seven-month-old And so they don't have any other kids I'm sorry. That's the part that I'm that's where I'm having a little difficulty getting there Here's what you should do you should find other maybe they have neighbors with kids who are gonna trick or treat Yeah, you should still go out on to the street with your neighbors and your in your community to walk around while your kid is fully dressed up You can just you know strap them into a carrier or roll them around in their little stroller and you can have a little sepyship You know I'm saying and you guys can just stroll along and enjoy the night. Yeah, that's great So if that's what you mean by trick or treating then yes, I'm all in but if you're trying to get candy for yourself No I mean if you're with the seven-month-old and they can't eat it you somebody's got to eat it But that's my point are we receiving I think we're unclear Rachel if you're not receiving Halloween candy from the trick or treating we're all in we support that No, you still get candy Jason like a ceremonial candy. I don't think the seven-month-old needs a whole napsack of it We can get a couple pieces a ceremonial. Can't more importantly how old is too old for trick or treating this circles us back to Ed's theory big head kale sees theory for you what dad's rule was But yeah To me, it's like once your teen head you're done So 13 years old, but once you hit 13 you're officially out of trick or treating And are you going to enforce that with our own children a plan on it? I think it was just you wanted me to stay back and help It's hand out the candy because you don't want to hand out the candy probably that's fair, but Okay, yeah, he would hide me in the leaves and then we try and scare all the other kids I do think that I trick or treated into high school So sorry Ed That's it for Halloween questions brought to you by Skittles We also asked the real ones to send in questions for us about literally anything so we're gonna get into some of those now And naturally we're starting with a cat question It's a cat question The same question no the same questions we always get at NGO with Kylie I think we need to ask the special guest. When are you finally getting the cat? I mean if it's up to me never Just over here fighting the good fight guys We have I feel like we've actually discussed this we have yeah for sure and there is a compromise that we have Found our way too. Yeah, which is Maybe neck maybe in the next couple years. Yeah outdoor cat Inside outside outdoor indoor outdoor outside a little bit inside A lot of it has like a shelter you gotta have it have some shelter, but it's no no It's a working progress guys I'm gonna keep chipping away at it. Okay, I'm not opposed to a working cat But I'm not gonna have a deadbeat cat. I'm not having a deadbeat. No, if you're living with us you're paying rent deadbeat dog I can do a deadbeat dog deadbeat cat has no use for to me. I want to cross that barrier into the house It it's starting to grace some line. So just Let it live on the property outside take care of the mice situation. Yeah I mean, I'm gonna Don't Next up this he checked his nails like that was an appropriate response next up. This was one of our top liked questions Have you ever Gave Jason shit as an eagles fan like quote I love you, but what the fuck was that snap on the third Oh On the third quarter. Oh, I know it's in the third quarter. Let's start there I wouldn't give you shit like an eagles fan. I would give you shit I wouldn't even give you shit. You would after games there were certain games where you'd be like how did that look? Yeah, and I would give you on a speedback. Yeah, for the most part I mean it wouldn't be like brutally honest, but it would be honest Well, that's because a lot of times when you ask how that look. It wasn't a good game. Yeah, for sure So I'm not gonna kick you all your down. Yeah, I appreciate that I already kick myself enough Honestly, yeah Next from Carly brule not gonna lie. I don't know how to get my child to stop saying damn it any advice You want to take this one Why they're saying damn it. She wants her kid to stop saying damn it Carly's kid punishment every time there's a damn it. It's pretty easy Put them in time out take away toys like do a bunch of things that they have negative consequences and they stop doing it usually Definitely don't react. No react. What are you talking about? No, don't react the kids looking for a reaction Saying damn it the kids looking for a reaction you shouldn't react like there shouldn't be like a whoa We're like any like big thing. It should just be like go sit and time out. You know that's you're not That's what I'm saying. That's what I mean. Yeah But I mean like a whole big thing like don't make it a whole big thing be like go sit your ass on the step Don't say ask because then they're gonna start saying ask and said damn it. Don't say that Don't do that depends on how old the kid is Damn it. I feel like if a kid's routinely saying a word like that. They're usually like in that like Middle school little shit age where they're gonna. Damn it Well, damn it or any curse word or no our own kids test that boundary Yeah, but then you just tell them to stop saying they usually they don't they don't our kids are Surprisingly very good about not repeating so I'm saying I feel like what we call good Grown up words in general my rules to get kids to stop doing things are either to time out Take away toys. Yeah, or I mean honestly a good like Look at me right and like have them looking you in the eyes. That was the tone too. Yeah, look at me Stop what you're doing right now. Oh, that is the tone doing this. Okay, you're gonna piss me off. We're done doing it and then they stop doing it. I mean it's It's pretty effective. I feel like as soon as you say look me in the eyes. Our girls are like I usually don't say piss me No, you don't but usually when you say look me in the eyes are gone messing around. We're not it's just we're not it I swear to God it like triggers something deep within our children when he hits that tone and then he's like look me in the eyes I'm done messing around and I'm like who's them around okay from real one Kim Packet what has been your favorite Jason goes viral moment? Let's be honest. He's the gift that keeps on giving. That's true. That's very true Let's make this more interesting Jason. What do you think I'm gonna say the viral moment? Yeah, I don't know the Buffalo Bills one I don't know I'm trying to remember my viral moments that one the speedo She'll both be some of the ones that we have here are shirtless at the bills game Which you already listed dancing in the luchdorf mask and Vegas dancing in the green velour sweatsuit. How about that one? OG viral moment, which was super 52 in the summer suit Dancing at the other podcast live show with Trab And the Cincinnati stage. Yep, I'm doing there's a common theme here dancing. Yeah People like when you move I got good moves. They like it What do you think I'm gonna say is my favorite because I definitely have a front runner? Is it any of the ones you just listed? Yes It's your bull speech Surprisingly enough, I feel like that hits second okay on viral moments speedo No, no, no because I did not like that you just Hey world here's my taint like what my Japanese maple It's mine Which one dancing in the velour sweatsuit you like that one? I just it It is hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that just it's very good Yeah, I mean and the dancing fits a lot of different songs. I Didn't say that untrained believe it or not Not classically trained easily believable next question from limits girl is uncle Travis still allowed Oh, still not allowed to babysit to be fair on the other podcast I did say that I would leave three children with him unsupervised for like an hour That's that was my answer. That's babysitting. Yeah I do think that I would leave him unsupervised with four children I think I'd still do it for like an hour maybe two. Yeah, I mean Fin is still I'd I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age Yeah, where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now if There was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids I Good luck, Tracy in a couple days like I'd fucking I'd ditch him. Yeah, I mean it Trave I think travel Travis great with the kids. He's really good with them You might have to like coach him up a little bit before you leave, but that's about it I don't think so because I think they're all old enough and opinionated enough that like in terms of the crucial things Bathroom food water. Yeah, they're gonna tell him what's up Yeah, right like why it'll just straight up tell you I'm not eating that you know what I want while I check him fingers. Yeah And I know Travis knows how to order food Mm-hmm. So we're good. I'd leave him I would leave him for as long as I need to With the older three Yeah, and I'd just take Finney with us. Yeah, perfect look at us Sign and drive some for babies Next we got a lot of questions like this one from Cole Rn Did Jason ever go back for a maintenance bikini wax and if so did he get the butt strip this time? I still would like to say pun intended you have asked it What how? You should have got your ass waxed Your ass crack let's be real. It's a lot of Japanese maples All four is a Japanese That's just all that's a hardy hedge of arbor bite. Okay. Yeah, no, I've not been back for Upkeep don't plan on it to be honest. I would feel very bad For the person who was bad for the woman waxing me the first time She was awesome. I highly recommend the studio. They're professional and very good at what they do Lastly from Kathy at all Please tell the vacuum cleaner story. I can't even imagine, but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious What's the vacuum cleaner story? Oh? Are you serious? You know, no, you don't know the vacuum story from when we were dating. I Think we referenced it. Okay, so we were talking about the state of Jason's apartment when we first met and promised I promised the real ones at one day. I would tell the vacuum story got it My husband is notoriously tunnel vision. It still blows my fucking mind that he would get out on a football field and all the sudden his vision would open up to like a 360 lens But when he stepped foot off of that field it went right back to basically the equivalent of a fucking pinhole and We were he had a roommate move out in a three bedroom apartment that he lived in and So we thought this is while we were dating I Said why don't you go get furniture for that room and then when you're when your family comes into town your mom or your dad They can stay here at your apartment with you, and so we made it a little task It was our first Ikea furniture that we put together Which went very well He's full of instructions. Yeah, we dig but it's like a Another like couples test apparently is putting together. I keep I don't think it's really that difficult to follow instructions And if you got a guy that can put together a key for maybe frustrating. Yeah Fair that's actually a fair point But we were putting together this furniture Actually, we had gone to get the furniture. We were about to put it together and I thought to myself as any Person would let's vacuum the carpet of this room And so I said to Jason where's your vacuum? He was like we don't have one And I was like no, you definitely have a vacuum. He was like no, no our cleaning ladies have the vacuum And I was like not typically your vacuums here and then they use your vacuum especially in like an apartment building He was like nah, no vacuums live here and Needless to say later on that evening, I believe it was that exact day We were walking back down the hallway and there was this little sort of like corner around the steps and I walked into the hallway and immediately through the brakes on through that shit and reverse and Said hey, Jay you want you and come back here for a second and He looked me dead in the eyes and goes. It's a vacuum isn't it? This man was living in an apartment with a vacuum and didn't know that he owned a vacuum So there's that I didn't buy it my defense did Zack buy it. Yeah Good jobs I call I shouldn't know but he walked past it every single day of his life in and out of his bedroom He walked past the vacuum and he didn't know that there was a vacuum that lived at his apartment That's true So there's that That's it for ask me some things when we come back We're gonna have our pop culture trivia off sequel, but first skittles. Hey Real ones tomorrow is literally Halloween so at this point I'm gonna have to strongly suggest you go out and get your candy for your trick or treaters and hey There are some skittles in there everyone including the parents will thank you and if you already have your skittles ready for the main event I recommend pairing them with a doom scroll of Skittles new tiktok series called ghost roommate That's right skittles is flipping the script on the whole spooky angle and instead hit us with a 90 style sitcom Ghost roommate follows two roommates one human one ghost as they navigate life Halloween and their love for skittles. Is there anything more to life? Also each episode of ghost roommate is only six seconds long. So whether you're a millennial pauser missing the days of vine or a Gen Z sterer who needs everything fast and instantly this is the series for you Fans can binge watch the full season on tiktok in just 63 seconds check out ghost roommate and grab some skittles this Halloween sitcom the rainbow taste the rainbow So this is our official pop culture trivia off the battle for who? Knows the least part two we are once again going to ask each other five trivia questions We will alternate to build anticipation whoever gets the most right wins I guess, should we put a wager on this? Last time we bet two dollars. Oh shit, I owe you two dollars. I definitely didn't pay you the two dollars. So I owe you two dollars. Would you like to make it two more dollars? - Yeah, double or nothing. - Number one, 14 celebrities were participating or still are competing on dancing with the stars this season. Name one. - Andy Richter. I just watched you with the girls the other night. The girls loved dancing with the stars and we watched Disney night. And I love Andy Richter. So. - You know what? - God dammit. Okay, you asked me no. - This is gonna be bad. - Which of the following is not a real spin-off of the popular series, The Bachelor? Is it A, Bachelor in Paradise? B, Golden Bachelor, C, Bachelor, Manchin Takeover, or D, Bachelor after Dark? Which one is not real? - C. (buzzer) - That is N. - Oh no, is it D? - Apparently they do take over mansions. It is D, Bachelor after Dark. That does. - I should have known because it's not Bachelor after Dark. It's The Final Rose. Fuck. - Two, this former Nickelodeon star is now playing a lead role in Wicked Two. In theaters, November 21st. Who is it? This feels like an unfair question. The movie doesn't come out to the 21st. How would I know who's even in it? I don't know. - You've watched Wicked. - So they're in the first Wicked? - Yes. - 'Cause they've made it seem so now, they're in the first Wicked. Not just Wicked Two. - Yes. - All right. First Wicked. Who is a Nickelodeon star? - So it's not the guy from Jurassic Park. Who is Oz? What is his name? I see it was a Nickelodeon star. I'm trying to remember who the Tin Man is, who the Lion is. I'm thinking of a way different movie now. - You've put this movie on multiple, like we both have, but you've put this movie on multiple times with the promise that you would fast forward through the monkey part. 'Cause the flying monkey's freak out. I think it's Ellie. - I think all of them. It's not Ariana Grande. Is it Ariana Grande? Is she a Nickelodeon star? Ariana Grande. - That's Gide. - What's her name in the movie? It's not Elphabod's. - Galinda. - Galinda. She came down in a bubble, Doug. All right, Oscar winner in American icon, Meryl Streep, is reportedly in a relationship with this beloved comedian. And fans are obsessed. - Do I know the comedian? - I legitimately don't know. I'm assuming yes. It's a very well-known actor comedian. Do you want to hit? It's just so you can stay in this game. He's in a very popular show right now. - I think like you'd do this to me, Queen Emma. - The fuck? I'm sorry, I continue. - He's in a very popular show right now on. I think it's like Hulu involving murder in the building. - Oh no. - There's two very prominent comedians in that show. - He has white hair, and he's in the movie Father of the Bride. The other one. - I don't know Father of the Bride, but I think you're thinking of the other one. - This is the one that you incorrectly named when we were doing the squares. - No. - Yes. - Yes. - No, you're thinking of Martin Lawrence. - No, it's Martin Short. - It is Martin Short. - Okay. - Did I call Martin Lawrence Martin Short? - Yes. - Okay, that might have been true. - Are we giving me the answer 'cause we gave you Ariana Grande? - Yeah. - Okay, great, thank you. - What do you mean, 'cause we gave you, I can't, not at all, the same. - It's the same thing. - The same thing. - That was the other one. - Number three, which of the following is an actual real life real estate based reality TV? - V-show. - Oh god. - A, buying Buffalo. - Buying Buffalo? - Yeah. - Like the place? - Yeah. - All right, good. - B, million dollar jacuzzi. - I hope that's not real. - C, selling the OC or D. - You can't believe we put that in there. Thought it was me, did you think I was gonna keep a straight face? Purchasing Pekipsi. I mean, the OC one has to be real, right? - Okay. - Purchasing Pekipsi, sounds made up, but I feel like it's too obvious. Buying Buffalo has to be real. Nobody would ever make that up. - So you're trying to guess which of the following is an actual real life real estate based reality TV? - Not the one fake one. - No. - Oh, the OC one. - You're an asshole. - Okay, read the next one. - The Coachella Music Festival announced. - Asshole. - Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole. Asshole, asshole. She's doing this on purpose. I think sabotage, asshole. Go ahead. - The Coachella Music Festival. - Fucking bullshit. - If Coachella Music Festival announced three headliners for the 2026 festival, name one. - Do I know any of these artists? - For sure. You know at least two of the three. One of them, I don't know. - Are they hip-hop artists? Or any of the hip-hop artists? - I would say all of them are, well, two of the two that I know are hip-hop artists, yes. - That I listen to? - You've guaranteed her multiple of two and three. - I don't even know where to guess. You're such an asshole. You're an asshole. - One of them is on a new song with Taylor. - Sabrina Carpenter. - Yes. - Did you count her in hip-hop? - I mean, what else would she be? - Pop. - Is that not like the same thing these days? I don't know. - I just thought pop in hip-hop. - Let me be clear. When you said hip-hop, my brain goes to like-- - Rappers? - 50. - Yeah, that's rap. - Or like, if we're gonna go hip-hop like Sierra, not pop, that's hip-hop. - I don't know what to tell you. - Wow, okay. - Who's the other people? - Justin Bieber. - Okay. - And Carol G. - This is making, oh, Carol G, I have listened to her music. - Okay. - That made me sound so old when I said that and such an excited tone. I feel like I'm getting sympathy points, like pity points now. - You've gotten two points. - Two pity points. - Two pity points I've gotten. For, to be clear, I'm being sabotaged. The person who wrote these is Queen Emma. Number four, awards buzz about a bounce for a new biopic about this rock and roll legend played You're an Asshole. This is Easy, I would have gotten this one too. Played by Jeremy Allen White. So it's asking who is the new biopic about? - Of a rock star. - Yes. - And this is a new movie that is just coming out. - Correct. - Is it already out? This week? Oh man, I'm wondering. - I would have gotten this one too. - Here in any rock star biopics coming up. - I want to say, I think, I think we've been to his concert. - We've been to his concert? Oh, Bruce Springstay. - We went to his concert, right? - We did go to a Bruce concert at Sins and Van. - Sins and Van. - Okay, woo, I was. - I've been to multiple, Bruce is the man. - It was a great concert. - Yep. - I would have had that one, just to be clear. Go ahead. - All righty. My mom, Donna Kelsey. - Yes. - I like that you put that in parentheses. - It was, he might not know. - My mom, Donna Kelsey, I guess I forgot, is going to be in the next season of the Traders. - Yeah. - Who is the host of the Traders? - Mother fucker. - I would have knocked out this. - I don't know his name. - Yeah, I can picture his face on me. - Let me tell you where he was. He was cast in spy kids. He was glued. - Probably, it was probably a form of highlight form. - He was, I'm so sorry for this, for like a quote. waiting him to that role. I'm pretty sure that's who it is. Queenoma has reported I'm getting half a point for that. What's his actual name? - Alan coming. - I would have never gone there. But I know him from spy kids. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Number five. - There's no statistical way you can win now. - Thank you. - Just to be clear. - Thank you. - It's just Boanie's point. Do you wanna the double or nothing on the, you know how many four dollars? Do you wanna double or nothing? - We're making it eight. We're about to make it eight. - Well, or zero. - It's probably gonna be a hit let's be real. 'Cause I'm being sabotaged by my own team. - I'll read this and see if you should do it. - No, no, I'm gonna, we're just, we're going through with it. We have five questions each and we're gonna answer them. Come hell or high water. Come hell or Queenoma trying to sabotage me. Number five. Can you correctly define just one of the following Gen Z slang phrases? Sigma or glazing? - Glazing is like, you're giving 'em too many compliments and like, yeah. I get like you're, trying to be a pandering to that. - Such a dickhead, yeah. - You're such a dickhead, Emma. You're so mean. You've top one with six seven, but I knew you already knew that. So then I left it alone. - Well, it was the second one. - What was the other one? - Sigma. - Sigma? - It means, do you want to guess? - Well, yeah, what was, what would Sigma mean? Sigma, I don't know, yeah, too cool for school or, yeah. - Popular independent leader. - All right. The official name, release date and other details about the life of a show, album, were announced on this popular sports podcast, hosted by two large brothers. I like to differentiate that adjective. There's some motherfuckers. - Do you know why she said that, Jason? Do you know why she put this question? - No. - And you're not gonna say, you're saying that she gave this to me for free. This is a freebie. - Just saying this is a freebie. - This is what I'm gonna tell you on this podcast. We don't say that podcast name. So I genuinely, I cannot get this fucking podcast. I can't get this right. The podcast is, and Brad's gonna bleep this fucking shit, the new podcast, but I can't win. 'Cause Brad just bleeped it. So sorry, that's incorrect. - Well, it looks like he took it again. That does it for our pop culture trivia off. The battle for Who Knows the Least. Technically, if we're going for Who Knows the Least, I've won both times. What a sore loser. Now, last thing for a Halloween special, Jason, you have a, you have strong thoughts on holiday candies. Last time you said candy corn was, quote, trash. I actually don't mind candy corn at all. So we've got just the treat for you today. We learned him in thinking he was going to do a candy taste test and jokes on him. We're doing different types of candy corn. Queen Emma, the corn. All right, we're gonna try each of these and rate them on a scale of one to 10. One being, I'm never eating that shit again. And 10 being, okay, I kinda like this. This is actually kind of, I feel like that's not a 10. It's like, this is shit is fucking fire. That's what you want it to be 10. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me try. If it's 10, it's going to be really good. This is fucking fire is 10. Do you feel better about that? I feel it's more like a 10 to me. Great. Number one is regular ass candy corn. Okay. So this is, this is the OG. Does it, what is candy corn? It's just sugar and wax. (laughs) I don't think there's actually wax. I mean, there's wax, this is, it's good. It is tough. What's your rating? It's not like a one. Let me put this right, I would never eat that. Voluntarily? Like if you saw a bowl of it, you'd never be like, I kind of want one. A bowl by itself and I'm like hungry. I don't think I would eat it. Oh, okay. I'm gonna put, I'm gonna sit that like a nice six. Yeah, I'm waiting. To the season, I'm gonna eat it. It's not even a six, seven. That's a, I'll go, I'll go two just 'cause, I feel like if it's one, it's gotta be like revolting to me. So I'd say like two, maybe three. These are mellow cream pumpkins. So this is the exact same thing just in pumpkin form. It's better. It is the exact same. No, it's better. There's no difference. I'm gonna re-rate the original candy corn to three and put this at two just 'cause there's more of it that I have to eat. I guess. I'm gonna go seven. I have been told now that this is, maybe it's all that right. This is common practice. This is salted peanuts and candy corn. I've actually had this. And how did you feel about this? I feel like a nice little salty. I don't remember, I'm gonna go in there again. I mean, I'm just so anti-candy corn. It's hard to shift my mind on this. Do you need to touch every, hold on, before you dump this in your face? I gotta get a good mix of like, you can't just have like overwhelming amount of peanuts. That's your hand that does it. Ring finger doesn't work. You're gonna be very obvious. I gotta figure out how to, so I'm gonna get one candy corn. I feel like this is a good ratio of peanut candy. I did two to one candy corn and it was not enough. I ended up having to go back for two more peanuts. I might as easily as best one so far. I agree with that. I would say that's a solid seven. I just think it's better if it was just peanuts. I'm going seven. I'll go. I'm gonna fly. I'm gonna fly. I just brought this over and caught a whiff. This is a mellow cream caramel apple. Is this so much better than anything else on that table? These taste like shit. That's me being nice. No, the artificial apple, in particular, smells like Benny four hours after she drank an apple juice. AKA drank three quarters of it and dumped the other quarter of it down the front of her. Okay, last one. Blackberry candy corn. Did I rate that? Did you? Did I rate it? I was so distracted by how awful it was. Four, four, four, four. Two. It's kind of floral. This smells like, I can't keep them in the fucking bowl. This smells like, smells like a hand soap. It's like lavender, it does taste. If I, I think this actually is, I've never had-- This is soap. Right? This is soap. You walk into any candle shop. Yeah. In Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, that's what that tastes like. It tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop. I'm nearly convinced that that's not candy, that's soap. This just reinforces to your candle comment. If you just make sugar with any candle, you have a flavor of candy corn, essentially. It's so mean. That's a negative four. Yeah, that's so bad. That's one. It's crazy that they taste tested that, and then they said, bag it, sell it. That's crazy. I'm so sorry. That's what I'm saying. I respect your creativity, but you're going to need to go back to the drawing board. That's ass. Okay. That's a wrap on our candy corn taste test, and that's a wrap on not going to lie as Halloween special. Hey. Thanks for joining me. He's at the heart of candy corn, like whenever you guys want to have more crappy food to taste, I'm your man. You know what we should do? The third time we should have good food. We should get you to do a pizza test. We know how you love filling off your pizza. Billy Pizza's atrocious. We're just shocking with the amount of Italians in the city that they didn't figure out pizza is kind of a couple places have. I mean, every city's got a couple good pizza spots, but like for them to not even have like a style, they're talking about I've never had Chicago deep dish. Chicago deep dish pretty good. I mean, it's very filling. I personally don't like, I'll eat it. Like don't get wrong. You go to luminonis is fantastic, but that or like the Detroit style, like it's just too much. I can't, if I can't eat a whole pie, it's too much thickness. You know what this is reminding me of? What? Travis eating the whole bear cat pizza, which is impressive. If you guys know what a bear cat is and from Adriaticos and Cincinnati, I'm sitting at the end of the carries dining room table. It's 48 pieces of a square pie that's about as big as that table. I don't even know how he did it. He ate. Well, he didn't do it. We went to the bar later and he went out back and booted and rallied. I mean, he did it. He did it last long. And also, I'm not sure that he knew he was doing it while he was doing it. - Oh, he definitely knew. - Jay, he was like-- - No, he was a black, three support. I promise you. - I was watching the man sit at the end of the table while everyone else is talking, having normal conversation. He was not involved in the conversation. He just kept going. - Yeah, he was hungry. - Eating a pizza pizza and then would go and get another piece and had nothing to do with any of the conversation going on around him. - It was impressive, yeah. - It was an impressive feat. And also I can never look at an Adriatico's pizza the same ever again. - Yeah. - I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. It's another special one. We may or may not be traveling for it. Plus, I genuinely love our guest for our next episode. No offense, I love you. But I also love our guests in the next episode. - Who's the next guest? Oh, nice. But before, I love how long it took him to understand what I was saying. He was like, nah, she couldn't have said that. But before that, make sure you watch the debut episode of FAAFO this Tuesday right here on NGL YouTube channel. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow the show on all social media at NGL with Kylie, not gonna lies. Wave Original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. Thanks to the real ones for tuning in and happy Halloween. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Have you heard about the kids say six, seven right now? Have you heard this? - Six, seven. - Yeah. And when they say it, they go like this. - Yeah. - And I said, this is big balls. - No, this is big balls. - See, there you go. - Gotta go lower. The balls are not there. These are big tits. Your hands are way too high. - I don't how many tits, so I wouldn't know how that goes. - Yeah. - It's big boobs, big balls, six, seven.