Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance | Ep. 42

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Now streaming only on Disney+. Not gonna lie, on my way to the studio today, I looked at myself and thought, do other people dress up to shoot podcasts? I don't. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome back to a very special, very spooky, very scruffy episode of Not Gonna Lie. Scruffy? You. A wave original. Is this my outfit? Would you stop? This is why it takes him four hours, I swear to God. A wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite Halloween candy is Twix. But the fun size are not fun size, so. I don't enjoy watching scary movies. I do not need any additional jump scares in my life. And I have four children with this Japanese maple sitting next to me today. I wish they were running with that joke. I don't know. How do you feel about it? I feel good about it. You do? I think Japanese maples look great. They're beautiful trees. They are. Ornamental. They are. They get the job done. They do. Nice. Okay. Well, I guess I should intro you. He's the co-host of the other podcast, My Favorite Bearded Being, and there are many to choose from. A future Hall of Famer for his NFL career and his outstanding work as a dad. And of course, he's my husband. Jason, welcome back to Not Gonna Lie. Thank you, Kylie. Thanks for having me. I feel like I'm pointing a book at you. It kind of looks a little odd. You're going to have to bleep that, Brad. Can you see his face? I still have not gotten eyes on this. I mean, I can see it. Okay. Coming up on today's Halloween special, we're going to start off by getting honest about some couples' costumes. Then we're going to get a ton of the real ones questions, and I'd be shocked if there wasn't a cat question in the mix. Cat question? Always. Always. There always are. Because we asked the real ones what their questions were. So these are actual fan questions for you. Nice. Perfect. And since the real ones enjoyed it so much last time, we're going to do a rematch of the pop culture trivia, the battle for who knows the least. Let's do it. You won last time by one. Did I? Yup. Nice. Not nice. But first, let's get into this week's NGL announcements. This is a big one, guys. For reasons I cannot comprehend, since I started this show, you have demanded more. More minutes, more clips, more behind the scenes, more episodes. It's bullshit. I don't know why you keep doing that, but I did hear you. So I'm excited to announce that I'm starting another brand new series exclusively on YouTube called, you guessed it, Fuck Around and Find Out, AKA FAFO. It's literally, we go out, we find someone to fuck around with, and we find out about things that they may be an expert on. And we're just there to- Go for it. Fuck around and find out. Sounds fun. And you are due to come fuck around with us. Yes. Okay. Like a nice little tease. This is in addition to the pod. I'm not quitting the pod. We'll still be here, and then we'll fuck around and find out on other times, once a month, for you guys. Nice. The first episode comes out this coming Tuesday, November 4th, right on our NGL YouTube channel. Also, follow us on all socials @NGLwithKylie. We'll be announcing more details on Monday, you know, the day of more shit. Next up, our Real One comment of the week, and it looks like the internet has decided. I finally got one. Real One TS Crazier wrote, "Kylie finally brought the jeans for Kylie." And Jason replied- Oh, it's already in there. Nice. What'd you say? I see what you did there. Yeah. Is that what you said? Yeah. I forgot. You answered. Yeah. It's a funny pun on the word "jeans." It was very funny. Yeah. Do you agree with this? Do I think- They're trying to say Finn looks like me. I'm aware. Yeah. I know what they're saying. I think she looks very similar to the way Ellie looked as a baby, but with darker hair. So, she has more facial features that resemble you than Benny. That's fair. I'll take that. Yeah. But we'll see how they evolve, because they- Which of the girls do you think looks most like you? I think Wyatt, probably. I agree with that. I think- Just seeing your baby pictures next to Wyatt's baby pictures are kind of uncanny. Yeah. So, supposedly, due to evolution, babies do look more like their dads. So that they know to claim them. Yeah. So that they don't become deadbeat dads. Ellie looked like her dad, but I don't think she looked like her dad. Ellie, from the moment she came out, looked just like your baby face in the baby picture when you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record. Oh, that's fine. That's cute. She's a big baby. But Ellie's face looked just like yours. Finn looks less like that. Yeah. I agree. But she still looks- She has Wyatt's eyes. I can't tell. All right. Moving on. Let's get honest about Halloween, starting with couples costumes. Jason, how do you feel about couples costumes? What are couples, like what we're doing right now? No. This is not a couples costume. I would say that this is a family costume because we have been influenced by our children to partake in this particular theme. So what's a couples costume? A couples costume would be like salt and pepper. What's, like the shakers? Yes. Salt and pepper shakers. I don't know if you're talking about the band. I don't, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't say salt and pepper. I said salt and pepper. All right. What do I think of couples costumes? What do you think of couples costumes? I don't know. I think it depends on what the couples costume is. Okay. Are there couples costumes that you would ever want to do? I'm not a big costumes guy. He's the reason we're wearing costumes. I want to make that abundantly clear. Well, you said- It was a Halloween episode. We were going to do a Halloween episode. Yeah. But like I was fine rolling up in some leggings and a t-shirt. Who bought these costumes? Me. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do the costumes because I like being a part of the family and on theme. I like being a part of the family. Yeah. Jesus, Jason. I don't know couples costumes. I think some couples costumes are great. Queen Emma did ask me if we have ever done one. I don't think we have. I don't think either of us are like into Halloween enough to do it. Yeah. No, I agree with that. I will say Amber and Rob, they did Shrek and Fiona years ago. It was great. I got Halloween. Ed Kelsey got Halloween out of us quick. We're going to get to that. Yeah. We stopped trick-or-treating early in middle school. Yeah. We're coming back to that. We're coming back to that because I said that to Queen Emma. What final costumes did we land on this year? Do you know what's happening? Well, I know that for a while, two of them were going to be Elsa, two of them were going to be Anna, and now all of them are being Elsa. Is that what Ellie told you? Yeah. She's lying. She told me the other day that she wanted to go back to being Anna because she has her braids. Well, then I guess Ellie's being Anna. She's duping us. I've been told that all of them want to be Elsa now. That sucks because Finn only has an Anna dress, because she doesn't actually have an opinion yet. Yeah. Shit. We had a comment last week on the pod that when I said that we had two Annas and two Elsas, but maybe three Elsas, they said we should be six Elsas. And honestly, that shit would be hilarious. It would have been so funny. You're no fun. You guys are not a costume guy on Halloween. That would have been so funny though. It would be funny. Yeah. Maybe we could get Big Ed. He would be a six Elsa. He would do it. He would. He would so do it. I'm Olaf. Mm-hmm. I'm Kristoff. And the girls are going to be Elsa and Finn. I'm going to be Elsa and Finn. And the girls are pissed that there's no Sven. Yeah. So it might be the dog. The dog might have to be. She might need antlers. She should be Sven. Yeah. I feel like it makes the most sense. She's nearly Sven's size. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. We'll all find out together. She'll probably try and eat your carrot too. So it'll probably play in Will. Probably. That'd be so cute. We should try. Okay. What candy do we steal from their trick-or-treating? Reese's. Any full-size bars? Not any. If they got like an Almond Joy in there, I'm not eating that. Yeah. trash i'm stealing that i i do not like almond joy most coconut flavored things i do not like i love i like coconut don't like coconut artificial flavoring it's not artificial there's literally shreds of coconut in it i don't know i like it that's okay this is where we complement each other i have this whole theory about dessert we complement each other on dessert it it helps us in these situations i'll eat your almond joys and your mouths i like reese's stuck reese's i'll eat for sure um any of like the old school halloween candy that like you'd never see outside of halloween like bottle caps like if there's bottle caps i'll eat those um trying to like think it's been a while since i've had like the how are you gonna say bottle caps and the last time we sat ourselves in the studio you went off about how you're gonna say bottle caps and the last time we sat ourselves in the studio you went off about how you're gonna say bottle caps and the last time we sat ourselves in the studio you went about chalky candy i don't and disrespected this studio the i heart you is still on the wall we're gonna insert a photo of it right here it has not left you wrote that with a candy heart because you're bitching about how they're chalky and now you're gonna be out here saying bottle caps that's the equivalent of saying fucking neck of wafers no neck of wafers are trash bottle caps are much better than neck of wafers but a part of it's not even about the taste of it it's just like i'm gonna do this nostalgic thing yeah i'll eat smarties anyone that i've haven't seen since i was like a kid i'm gonna steal it for sure and try and eat it and that's it for can i be honest about halloween next up doom scroll the week what what is doom scrolling doom scroll is what i do at night in bed when i just so it's just scrolling it's just scrolling but like so you can turn your brain off and you just that's when i'm like giggling to myself and then occasionally i go watch this yeah sometimes jason is we sometimes we code doom scroll him not by choice it's not by choice every single time he he have you heard of the bird theory this is far off track you've not heard of the bird theory no i don't think so okay so the theory is is if i were to say to you which this is actually oddly applicable to our marriage okay if i were to say to you oh my gosh jason come look at this bird and you were like not right now or like didn't answer me then you fail the bird theory yeah and if you're like oh what bird is it and you like come over and you like show interest in something that i'm clearly excited about probably a little unnecessarily but excited about nonetheless then you pass the bird theory okay doom scrolling to me is now like the equivalent of the bird theory because i'll scroll and i'll start laughing and then i'm like oh you got to see this and you're always like okay yeah and you check it out and i feel like that's you passing the bird theory to be like oh kylie thought this clip was funny maybe i'll think it's funny to be fair it's a 50 50 shot of whether or not he thinks the tiktok that i think is funny is funny would you say that's accurate i think most of the time they're funny sometimes they're not but most of the time they're i feel like bird theory though that's a bigger lift if you put a phone in front of my face and tell me what's something i don't really have a choice but if you're like oh look at this bird i don't if you're in another room and you're like hey there's a bird outside i want you to see we're gonna test him on the bird theory this week that's to be fair i'd like seeing birds i was gonna say to be fair he has been a victim of me filling the bird feeder and then regularly being like jason there's a cardinal jason you have to see this enormous blue jay and he's like i don't think it's good for the birds i think we're like no shh don't for all you bird activists out there or not aviators or whatever you call yourselves or no or i don't know it's there's a word aviaries nope aviators thank you ornithologists for all you ornithologists out there is having a bird feeder and feeding them like a bunch of like feed feed is that healthy for him it can't be good for him okay he's just fattening up the birds okay okay it'd be like putting a bunch of candy in like a dish and give it a bunch of kids okay for this week's doomscrawled tiktoker red-headed dakota shared some last minute philly halloween costumes and number one on her list is interesting queen emma says roll that clip queen emma if you need a last minute halloween costume here are 10 philly philly sports related things that you probably can use things from your closet already you want to use your kelsey jersey in a creative way you could be philly's princess kylie wear a little tiara wear a kelsey jersey a miniskirt and some heels a miniskirt you are a miniskirt person when i don't know i don't think i've ever seen you wear a miniskirt i wouldn't mind it though no uh i can't believe that that miniskirt i appreciate the queen emma wrote in the rundown she nailed it right question mark lol uh jason what would actually come in the kylie halloween costume what would actually come in the kylie halloween first of all let's start let's start where we need to begin are we doing the princess kiana halloween costume or just a standard kylie costume whichever you'd prefer well the princess kiana costume has to have the princess diana jacket true yeah it's not even a jersey can i just cannot before you before you really before you give us both of those options i just need to say no one should fucking beat me for halloween that's your that's a ridiculous costume and you cut that shit out go ahead so now tell them how to not do it if you wanted to dress like kylie um leggings or sweatpants um some type of hoodie yeah if you haven't put in your contacts glasses perfect maybe a baseball hat that's pretty much it nailed it look like a slob maybe wear glasses and then you're good that's it there you go that's how you do it um the essentials for a jason halloween costume yours is so easy because so many people have your jersey that's a dead giveaway i've seen a lot of women dress up as you and they get a piece of felt and it's real simple just cut out a beard i do think that if you're going to try to do the jason beard that you should acknowledge his touch of gray that's happening on either side my whites and obviously flip-flops how do you feel about people dressing up as us for halloween in general oh he's the worst person to pick for a he's like i don't even like how i thought you guys were gonna feed me candy and then he got here and we're not even gonna feed him candy i like people uh doing it in a making fun of us kind of way i always like that yeah i'm in on that i get enjoyment out of tweets or videos that are funny i feel like if you're gonna do a couple's costume of us at this point since we have four kids you're gonna need to have baby dolls with you like the part of the costume that you're gonna the joke should be like they just keep fucking having kids you know sure uh do you have a favorite kelsey family costume that you've ever seen oh gosh i have one so i literally just saw it this morning what is it it was a gentleman who was talking about how embarrassed he was that his wife bought him a travis costume to wear okay and so he had like 87 he's wearing a chief's jersey and like like shoulder pads and football pants the best part is is that he says but then i saw who my wife was dressing as for our couple's costume and i was okay with it and he pants to the back seat of the car she's a full sequence better okay because that's what you just expect that's red listen in the back of the it was i was that caught me off guard and i liked it if there's i mean you talk about do i enjoy people dressing up as us no but do i enjoy people dressing up as big red yes and it was and it was the woman of the couple i mean it's even better it was so good i laughed out loud i saw one today actually that i know you would like there was a woman that walked into a bar just like the lorax you know people are doing that for like bachelorette trips like all of the bridesmaids are doing that all of the bridesmaids are doing that all of the bridesmaids are dressing up as the lorax and they're going out to the bar is that what you saw maybe that's what it was it's so good yeah because all you need is the orange bodysuit and a mustache yeah she did a great job she looked really good and you put a pillow in there for the belly it's very good yeah women with a mustache really or be and even women with facial hair is like a costume it's a funny it looks good yeah it's funny i will say the other one you have like we have to acknowledge is the baby that was dressed up as your mom oh yeah that was a very good one it was so cute that was very good it was such a good costume yeah 10 out of 10 yeah well done uh that does it for doom scroll the week next up we're going to answer a bunch of real ones ask me some things questions but first a moment for the toyota sienna the real ones are well aware that i can't stand the fact that i love my toyota sienna i specifically can't stand the fact that i love the vacuum how far the seats move how convenient it is to get in and out of the 18 cup holders. The list goes on. on. And now that I've officially made my big announcement about my new series, FAFO, I seriously have never related to Toyota's Let's Go Places tagline more. We're literally going places. In the Sienna. With the help of Toyota and my Sienna, I'm literally going places, and I can't wait for the real ones to see all the cool episodes we have in store. In the meantime, if you already have a Sienna, I'm so glad we all have the vacuum for the costume glitter and candy wrappers we'll be dealing with this weekend. And if you've been thinking about the minivan life, give it a shot. You can also learn more about the Toyota Sienna by visiting toyota.com backslash Sienna. And we're back right where you left us. Let's get right into a special Halloween edition of Ask Me Some Things, because Ask Me Anything was far too open-ended for some of you motherfuckers. Okay. Ask Me Some Things is brought to you by Skittles. Taste the rainbow. First question from Texas. Mom 10. Question for Kylie and Jason next week. What was your favorite costume you wore as a child for Halloween? Oh, I remember getting real jazzed for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume one time. I think both Travis and I were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that year, I think. That's actually adorable. Yeah. And then we both dressed as Mario and Luigi one year in high school. I remember seeing that. Travis was not as excited about it. No? No. He didn't want to be Luigi? I mean, in the picture, it's very obvious who's excited about it and who's not. I talked him into it very much so. I still remember one year we went to the store early and it was not a Halloween store. I don't remember what store it was, but we picked up a costume for me because I got so excited about it. It was the Tasmanian Devil from like cartoons. Very good. That's a great one. But it was like this, but like had structure to it and was very fuzzy. Yeah, because it had to make it look like you were spinning. Well, it was just like a jumpsuit of like a fuzzy jumpsuit and that's all fine and good. But when I went to school, people were like, you picked that? I'm pretty sure I was in like fourth grade. Yeah. And as a girl, that was not apparently an acceptable choice to other people. I was jazzed about it. I was very excited about it. I think it's great. Tasmanian Devil's a solid cartoon character. It was great to me until I got, you know, feedback from my peers. And then I was like, cool, I'm good. Did you ever make any? Maybe one year we made one. Oh, one year my dad had, you know, those like masks that are like rubber that are actually like terrifying. Yeah. My dad had one that was like a pig and it was just like the head. And it was like the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Still to this day. Like it was terrifying. He would put it on and scare the shit out of us at times. I think I wore that one year. It made me that I want to get a mask like that and scare our kids while I can. It's not even that difficult. You don't even have to, you could literally, you could get a stuffed dinosaur. I could half-ass it for sure. Yeah. I mean, I could just come around a corner, but full commit on like one of those silicone, like gnarly ones. No. Yeah. I'm intercepting. The only downside is it smells terrible inside. They do. I'm intercepting every package that comes to our house. It's not going to be hard. Okay. Next from Rachel Edelman, 21. My husband doesn't think we should trick or treat with our seven month old. Is it too early? I mean, everyone wants to see a baby dressed up for Halloween, right? Oh, Rachel, I want to be a girl's girl so badly right now. I want to be a girl's girl so, so, so, so badly. What's wrong? I think it's too early. I think we should not be taking a seven month old trick or treating. Why? Do you think? To be clear. Yes. Okay. Let me rephrase that. Yes. Dress the baby up. Yes. Take the baby around. But like, are we accepting candy? I mean, I don't think they can eat candy a seven year, seven months. They can't, but that's, I love that you said you don't think they can eat candy when we live with a seven month old. Does she eat candy? You could melt it down and like, I let him drink the chocolate if you wanted to, but I don't think it's probably a good idea. To be fair. We're not, we're not feeding our child like copious amounts of sugar at seven months old. I want to be clear on that. Yeah. I'm just saying you could, I don't think it's a good idea. I don't think it'd be the end of the world if they had some chocolate, to be honest with you. Okay. No, I'm sure it wouldn't be. I'm with you on that. As long as it's not a choking hazard, I'll survive. I, the question is she would like, she's trying to say that her husband said it's too early to trick or treat with a seven month old. And so they don't have any other kids. That's the part that I'm, that's where I'm having a little difficulty getting there. Here's what you should do. You should find other, maybe they have neighbors with kids who are going to trick or treat. You should still go out onto the street with your neighbors and your, your, in your community to walk around while your kid is fully dressed up. You can just, you know, come into a carrier or roll them around in their little stroller and you can have a little sippy sip. You know what I'm saying? And you guys can just stroll along and enjoy the night. Yeah. No, that's a great idea. So if that's what you mean by trick or treating, then yes, I'm all in. But if you're trying to get candy for yourself, no. I mean, if you're with the seven month old and they can't eat it, you, somebody's got to eat it. But that's my point. Are we receiving, I think we're unclear, Rachel. If you're not receiving, you know, Halloween candy from the trick or treating, we're all in. We support that. No, I think you can still get candy. Jason. Like a ceremonial candy. I don't think the seven month old needs a whole knapsack of it, but you can get a couple pieces. A ceremonial candy. More importantly, how old is too old for trick or treating? This circles us back to Ed's theory. Big Ed Kelsey's theory. I forget what dad's rule was, but yeah. To me, once you're a teenager, you're done. You get to 12, but once you hit 13, you're officially out of trick or treating. And are you going to enforce that with our own children? I plan on it. And I think it was just, he wanted me to stay back and help hand out the candy. Cause he didn't want to hand out the candy. Probably. That's fair. But okay. Yeah. He would hide me in the leaves and then we try and scare all the other kids. Um, I do think that I, I trick or treated into high school. So sorry, Ed. Uh, that's it for Halloween questions brought to you by Skittles. We also asked the real ones to send in questions for us about literally anything. So we're going to get into some of those now. And naturally we're starting with a cat question. What's a cat question? The same question. Nope. The same questions we always get at NGO with Kylie. I think we need to ask the special guest. When are you finally getting the cat? Um, I mean, if it's up to me, never just over here fighting the good fight guys. Um, we have, I feel like we've actually discussed this. Yeah, for sure. And there is a compromise that we have found our way to, which is maybe maybe in the next couple of years. Yeah. Outdoor cat inside, outside, outdoor, indoor, outdoor. Outside a little bit inside a lot. It has like a shelter. You got to have it have some shelter, but it's in the house. No, it's a work in progress guys. I'm going to keep chipping away at it. Okay. I'm not opposed to a working cat, but I'm not going to have a deadbeat cat. I'm not having a deadbeat cat. If you're living with us, you're paying rent. Deadbeat dog. I can do a deadbeat. Dog. Deadbeat cat has no use for Timmy. Once it crosses that barrier into the house, it it's starting to gray some lines. So just let it live on the property outside. Take care of the mice situation. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to don't next up this. He checked his nails like that was an appropriate response. Next up. This was one of our top liked questions. Have you ever done a little bit of this? I've never done a little bit of this. But what the fuck was that snap on the third? Oh, on the third quarter. Oh, I know it's in the third quarter. Let's start there. Um, I wouldn't give you shit like an Eagles fan. I would give you shit. I wouldn't even give you shit. You would after games. There were certain games where you'd be like, how did that look? Yeah. And I would give you honest feedback. Yeah. For the most part. I mean, it wouldn't be like brutally honest, but it would be honest. Well, that's because a lot of times when you ask how that look, it wasn't a good game. Yeah, for sure. So I'm not going to kick you while you're down. Yeah. I appreciate that. I was already kicking myself enough. Honestly. Yeah. Uh, next from Carly Brule, not gonna lie. I don't know how to get my child to stop saying, damn it. Any advice? You want to take this one? Why they're saying, damn it. She wants her kid to stop saying, damn it. Carly's kid. Punish them every time they say, damn it. It's pretty easy. Put them in timeout, take away toys, like do a bunch of things that they have negative consequences and they stop doing it usually. Definitely don't react. No, react. What are you talking about? No, don't react. The kid's looking for a reaction. Saying damn it, the kid's looking for a reaction. You shouldn't react like there shouldn't be like a whoa or like any like big thing. It should just be like, go sit in timeout. You know, that's, you're not allowed to say that. That's what I'm saying. That's a reaction. Yeah, but I mean like a whole big thing. Like don't make it a whole big thing. Be like, go sit your ass on the step. Don't say ass because then they're going to start saying ass and said, damn it. Don't say that. Don't do that. Depends on how old the kid is. Damn it. I feel like if a kid's routinely saying a word like that, they're usually like in that like middle school little shit age where they're going to. Damn it? Well, damn it or any curse word or. No, our own kids test that boundary. Yeah, but then you just tell them to stop saying it. They usually. They don't. They don't. Our kids. Our kids are surprisingly very good about not repeating. I feel like most. What we call grown up words. In general, my, my rules to get kids to stop doing things are either to time out, uh, take away toys. Yeah. Or, I mean, honestly, a good, like, look at me right. And like, have them look at you in the eyes. That was the tone too. Yeah. Look at me. Stop what you're doing right now. Oh, that is the tone. We are done doing this. Okay. You're going to piss me off. We're done doing it. And then they stopped doing it. I mean, it's, it's pretty effective. To be fair, I feel like as soon as you say, look me in the eyes, our girls are like. I usually don't say piss me off. No, you don't. But usually when you say, look me in the eyes, our girls are like. I'm done messing around. We're not, it's just, we're not. Yeah. I swear to God, it like triggers something deep within our children when he hits that tone. And then he's like, look me in the eyes. And I'm like, Ooh, he's done messing around. Okay. From real one. Kim Peckett. What has been your favorite Jason goes viral moment? Let's be honest. He's the gift that keeps on giving. That's true. That's very true. Um, let's make this more interesting. Jason, what do you think I'm going to say? The viral moment? Yeah. I don't know. The Buffalo Bills one. I don't know. I, I'm trying to remember my viral moments. That one, the Speedo, um, Super Bowl speech. Some of the ones that we have here are shirtless at the Bills. Game, which you already listed dancing in the Luchador mask in Vegas, uh, dancing in the green velour sweatsuit. I forgot about that one. Uh, OG viral moment, which was Super Bowl 52 in the mummer suit. Uh, dancing at the other podcast live show with Trav on the Cincinnati stage. Yep. I'm doing, I don't know what that was. There's a common theme here. Dancing? Yeah. I got good moves. People like when you move. I got good moves. They like it. What do you think I'm going to say is my favorite? Cause I definitely have a front runner. Is it any of the ones you just listed? Yes. Um, Super Bowl speech. Surprisingly enough, I feel like that hits second. Okay. On viral moments. Speedo? No. No? No. Cause I did not like that. You just, Hey world, here's my taint. Like what? My Japanese maple. It's mine. Um, which one dancing in the velour sweatsuit. You like that one? I just, it, it has hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that just, it's very good. And the dancing fits a lot of different songs. I didn't say that untrained, believe it or not, not classically trained, easily believable. Next question from Libet's girl is uncle Travis. Still allowed. Oh, still not allowed to babysit. To be fair on the other podcast, I did say that I would leave three children with him unsupervised for like an hour. That's, that was my answer. That's babysitting. Yeah. I do think that I would leave him unsupervised with four children. I think I'd still do it for like an hour, maybe two. Yeah. I mean, Finn is still at, I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at, like a crucial age where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'd, good luck, Trav, see you in a couple of days. Like I'd fucking, I'd, I'd ditch him. Yeah. I mean, Trav, I think Trav, Trav's great with the kids. He's really good with them. You might have to like coach him up a little bit before you leave, but that's about it. I don't think so. Cause I think they're all old enough and opinionated enough that like, in terms of the crucial things, bathroom, food, water. Yeah. They're going to tell him what's up. Yeah. Right. Like why it'll just straight up tell you, I'm not eating that. You know what I want? Wawa chicken fingers. Yeah. And I know Travis knows how to order food. So we're good. I'd leave him. I would leave him for as long as I need to with the older three. Yeah. And I'd just take Finney with us. Yeah. Perfect. Look at us. Signing Travis up for babysitting. Next. We got a lot of questions like this one from Coley RN. Did Jason ever go back for a maintenance bikini wax? And if so, did he get the butt strip this time? I still would like to say, pun intended, you half-assed it. What? How? You should have got your ass waxed. Your ass crack? Let's be real. It's a lot of Japanese. It's a lot of Japanese maples. It's a whole forest of Japanese maples back there. No, no, no. That's just a, that's a hearty hedge of Arborvitae, okay? Yeah, no. I've not been back for upkeep. Don't plan on it. To be honest, I would feel very bad for the person who was waxing. I felt bad for the woman waxing me the first time. She was awesome. Highly recommend the studio. They're professional and very good at what they do. Lastly, from Kathy L. Please tell the vacuum cleaner story. I can't even imagine, but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious. What's the vacuum cleaner story? Oh, Jesus. Are you serious? You don't know the vacuum story from when we were dating. I think we referenced it. Okay, so we were talking about the state of Jason's apartment when we first met and promised, I promised the real ones. At one time, I would tell the vacuum story. Got it. My husband is notoriously tunnel visioned. It still blows my fucking mind that he would get out on a football field and all of a sudden his vision would open up to like a 360 lens. But when he stepped foot off of that field, it went right back to basically the equivalent of a fucking pinhole. And we were, he had a roommate move out in a three. Bedroom apartment that he lived in. And so we thought this is why we were dating. I said, why don't you go get furniture for that room? And then when you're, when your family comes into town, your mom or dad, they can stay here at your apartment with you. And so we made it a little task. It was our first Ikea furniture that we put together, which went very well. He's full of instructions. Yeah, we did. But it's like a, another like couples test. Apparently. Apparently he's putting together Ikea. I don't think it's really that difficult to follow instructions. And I don't know if you got a guy that can put together Ikea furniture. Maybe it might be frustrating. Yeah. Fair. That's actually a fair point. But we were putting together this furniture. Actually, we had gone to get the furniture. We were about to put it together. And I thought to myself, as any person would, let's vacuum the carpet of this room. And so I said to Jason, where's your vacuum? He was like, we don't have one. And I was like, no, you definitely have a vacuum. And he was like, no, no, our cleaning ladies have the vacuum. And I was like, no, typically your vacuum's here. And then they use your vacuum, especially in like an apartment building. He was like, nah, no vacuums live here. And needless to say, later on that evening, I believe it was that exact day. We were walking back down the hallway and there was this little sort of like corner around the steps. And I walked. I walked into the hallway and immediately threw the brakes on, threw that shit in reverse and said, hey, Jay, you want to come back here for a second? And he looked me dead in the eyes and goes, it's a vacuum, isn't it? This man was living in an apartment with a vacuum and didn't know that he owned a vacuum. So there's that. I didn't buy it, in my defense. Did Zach buy it? Yeah. Good job, Zach Holland. Yeah. But he walked past it every single day of his life in and out of his bedroom. He walked past the vacuum and he didn't know that there was a vacuum that lived at his apartment. That's true. So there's that. That's it for Ask Me Some Things. When we come back, we're going to have our pop culture trivia off sequel. But first, Skittles. Hey. Real Ones tomorrow is literally Halloween. So at this point, I'm going to have to strongly suggest you go out and get your candy for your trick. And hey, throw some Skittles in there. Everyone, including the parents, will thank you. And if you already have your Skittles ready for the main event, I recommend pairing them with a doom scroll of Skittles' new TikTok series called Ghost Roommate. That's right, Skittles is flipping the script on the whole spooky angle and instead hit us with a 90s-style sitcom. Ghost Roommate follows two roommates, one human, one ghost, as they navigate life, Halloween, and their love for Skittles. Is there anything more to life? Also, each episode of Ghost Roommate is only six seconds long. So whether you're a millennial pauser missing the days of Vine or a Gen Z starer who needs everything fast and instantly, this is the series for you. Fans can binge watch the full season on TikTok in just 63 seconds. Check out Ghost Roommate and grab some Skittles this Halloween. Sit calm the rainbow, taste the rainbow. Not. Not a pro move. Tapping to pay with Visa, that's a pro move. Visa runs more than 500 security checks to help identify fraud before transactions are approved. So you can focus your defensive energy on other things. You sure about that? You don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like Mortal Jeopardy. So this is our official pop culture trivia off the battle for who knows the least part two. We are once again going to ask each other five trivia questions. We will alternate to build anticipation. Whoever gets the most right wins, I guess. Should we put a wager on this? Last time we bet $2. Oh shit, I owe you $2? I definitely didn't pay you the $2. So I owe you $2. Would you like to make it two more dollars? Yeah, double or nothing. Number one. 14 celebrities were participating, or still are, competing on Dancing with the Stars this season. Name one. Andy Richter. I just watched it with the girls the other night. The girls love Dancing with the Stars, and we watched Disney night. And I love Andy Richter, so. You got one. God damn it. Okay, you asked me now. All right. This is going to be bad. Which of the following is not a real spinoff of the popular series The Bachelor? Is it A, Bachelor in Paradise? B, Golden Bachelor? C, Bachelor Mansion Takeover? Or D, Bachelor After Dark? Which one is not real? C. That is incorrect. Oh no, is it D? Apparently they do take over mansions. It is D, Bachelor After Dark. That does. I should have known, because it's not Bachelor After Dark. It's The Final Rose. Fuck. Two. This former Nickelodeon. star is now playing a lead role in Wicked 2 in theaters November 21st. Who is it? I mean, this feels like an unfair question. The movie doesn't come out till the 21st. How would I know who's even in it? I don't know. You've watched Wicked. So they're in the first Wicked? Yes. Because they're. It made it seem. So now they're in the first Wicked. Not just Wicked 2. Yes. All right. First Wicked. Who is a. Nickelodeon star. Nickelodeon star. So it's not the guy from Jurassic Park who is Oz. What is his name? Because he wasn't a Nickelodeon star. I'm trying to remember who the Tin Man is, who the lion is. I'm thinking of a way different movie now. You've put this movie on multiple. Like, we both have, but you've put this movie on multiple times with the promise that you would fast forward through the monkey part. Because the flying monkeys freak out. I think it's Ellie. I think all of them. It's not Ariana Grande. Is it Ariana Grande? Is she a Nickelodeon star? Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. That's cheating. What is the. What's her name in the movie? It's not Elphaba. It's. Galinda. Galinda. She came down in a bubble, Doug. All right. Oscar winner and American icon Meryl Streep is reportedly in a relationship with this beloved comedian, and fans are obsessed. Do I know the comedian? I legitimately don't know. I'm assuming yes. Yes. It's a very well-known actor-comedian. Do you want a hint? Just so you can stay in this game? He's in a very popular show right now. I can't believe you would do this to me, Queen Emma. The fuck? I'm sorry. Continue. He's in a very popular show right now on. I think it's like Hulu, involving murder in the building. Oh, no. There's two very prominent comedians in that show. He has white hair, and he's in the movie Father of the Bride. The other one. I don't know Father of the Bride, but I think you're thinking of the other one. This is the one. That you incorrectly named when we were doing the squares. No. Yes. Yes. No, you're thinking of Martin Lawrence. No, it's Martin Short. It is Martin Short. Okay. Did I call Martin Lawrence Martin Short? Yes. Okay, that might have been true. Are we giving me the answer? Because we gave you Ariana Grande. Yeah. Okay, great. Thank you. What do you mean, because we gave you. I can't. Not at all. Yeah. It's the same. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's weird. It's the same thing. What's the third one? Number three. Which of the following is an actual real-life, real-estate-based reality TV show? Oh, God. A. Buying Buffalo. B. Buying Buffalo? Yeah. Like The Place? Yeah. All right, go ahead. B. Million Dollar Jacuzzi. C. I hope that's not real. C. Selling the OC. Or D. I can't believe you put that in there. I thought it was me. Did you think I was going to keep a straight face? Purchasing Poughkeepsie. I mean, the OC one has to be real, right? Okay. Purchasing Poughkeepsie sounds made up, but I feel like it's too obvious. Buying Buffalo has to be real. Nobody would ever make that up. So you're trying to guess which of the following is an actual real-life, real-estate-based reality TV show? Not the one. Not the one. Not the one. Not the one. Not the one fake one. No. Oh, the OC one. You're an asshole. Okay, read the next one. The Coachella Music Festival announced- Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. She's doing this on purpose. I'm being sabotaged. Asshole. Go ahead. The Coachella Music Festival. Fucking bullshit. The Coachella Music Festival announced three headliners for the 2026 Festival. Name one. Do I know any of these artists? For sure. You know at least two of the three. One of them, I don't know. Are they hip-hop artists? Are any of them hip-hop artists? I would say all of them are. Well, the two that I know are hip-hop artists. Yes. That I listen to? You've- Guaranteed heard multiple of two of the three. I don't even know where to guess. You're such an asshole. You're an asshole. One of them is on a new song with Taylor. Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. Did you count her in hip-hop? I mean, what else would she be? Pop. Is that not like the same thing these days? I don't know. I just thought pop and hip-hop. Let me be clear. When you said hip-hop, my brain goes to like- Rappers? 50. Yeah, that's rap. Or like if we're going to go hip-hop, like Sierra. Not pop. That's hip-hop. I don't know what to tell you. Wow. Okay. Well, who are the other people? Justin Bieber. Okay. And Karol G. This is making- Oh! Karol G. Karol G. I have- I've listened to her music. Okay. That made me sound so old when I said that. that in such an excited tone i feel like i'm getting sympathy points like pity points now you've gotten two two points two pity points i've gotten four i to be clear i'm being sabotaged the person who wrote these is queen emma number four awards buzz about abounds for a new biopic about this rock and roll legend played you're an this is easy i would have gotten this one too played by jeremy alan white so it's asking who is the new biopic about of a rock star yes and this is a new movie that is just coming out correct is it already out this week oh man i would have gotten this one too hearing any rock star biopics coming on i want to say i think i think we've been to his concert we've been to his concert oh bruce springsteen okay we went to his concert right uh we did we did go to a bruce concert at citizens bank okay whoo i was i've been to multiple bruce is the man it was a great concert yep i would have had that one just to be clear go ahead all righty my mom donna kelsey yes i like that you put that in parentheses my mom donna kelsey i guess i forgot is going to be in the next season of the traitors yeah who is the host of the traitors mother i would have not got this i don't know his name yeah i can picture his face let me tell you where he was he was cast in spy kids he was gloop probably it was probably he was a highlight for him he was i'm so sorry for this for like equating him to that role i'm pretty sure that's who it is queen emma has reported i'm getting half a point for that what's his actual name alan coming i would have never gotten that but i know him from spy kids i'm so sorry that's what i know you're from i'm so sorry sorry sorry number five there's no statistical way you can win now thank you just to be clear thank you it's just bony do you want to double or nothing on the you're not only four dollars do you want to double or nothing we're making it eight we're about to make it eight well or zero it's probably gonna be a hit let's be real because i'm being sabotaged by my own team i'll read this and see if you should no no i'm no i'm gonna we're just we're going through with it we have five questions each and we're gonna answer them come hell or high water come hell or queen emma trying to sabotage me number five can you correctly define just one of the following gen z slang phrases sigma or glazing glazing is like you're giving them too many compliments and like yeah i guess like you're trying you're pandering to them or like yeah yeah you're such a dickhead emma you're so mean you've top one was six seven but i knew you already knew that so then i left it what was the second one what was the other one yes sigma it means do you want to guess well yeah what was what would sigma mean sigma i don't know yeah too cool for school or yeah popular independent leader all right the official name release date and other details about the life of a show girl album were announced on this popular sports podcast hosted by two large brothers i like we differentiated that adjective this mother do you know why she said that jason do you know why she put this question no and you're not gonna you're saying that she gave this to me for free this is a freebie saying this is a free this is what i'm going to tell you on this podcast we don't say that podcast name so i genuinely i cannot get this i can't get this right the podcast is and brad's gonna bleep this the new podcast but i can't win because brad just bleeped it so sorry that's incorrect well it looks like he took it again that does it for our pop culture trivia off the battle for who knows the least technically if we're going for who knows least i've won both times what a sore loser now last thing uh for a halloween special jason you have a sh you have strong thoughts on holiday candies uh last time you said candy corn was quote trash i actually don't mind candy corn at all so we've got just the treat for you today we lured him in thinking he was going to do a candy taste test and jokes on him we're doing different types of candy corn queen emma the corn queen emma the corn all right we're gonna do a candy taste test and jokes on him we're doing different types of candy corn queen emma the corn all right we're gonna try each of these and rate them on a scale of one to ten one being i'm never one to ten one being i'm never one to ten one being i'm never eating that again and ten being okay eating that again and ten being okay eating that again and ten being okay i kind of like this this is actually kind i kind of like this this is actually kind i kind of like this this is actually kind of i feel like that's not a ten that's of i feel like that's not a ten that's of i feel like that's not a ten that's like this is is like this is is like this is is fire that's it that's what you want it to fire that's it that's what you want it to fire that's it that's what you want it to be ten okay i'm sorry let me try if be ten okay i'm sorry let me try if be ten okay i'm sorry let me try if it's ten it's good okay this is it's ten it's good okay this is it's ten it's good okay this is fire is ten do you feel better about fire is ten do you feel better about fire is ten do you feel better about that that feels more like a ten to me that that feels more like a ten to me that that feels more like a ten to me great number one is regular ass candy great number one is regular ass candy great number one is regular ass candy corn okay so this is this is the og corn okay so this is this is the og corn okay so this is this is the og does it what is candy corn does it what is candy corn does it what is candy corn it's just sugar and wax it's just sugar and wax it's just sugar and wax i don't think there's actually wax i i don't think there's actually wax i i don't think there's actually wax i mean there's wax this is it's good it's tough it's good it's tough it's good it's tough what's your rating what's your rating what's your rating it's not like a one let me put this way i would never eat let me put this way i would never eat let me put this way i would never eat that that that voluntarily like if you saw a bowl of it voluntarily like if you saw a bowl of it voluntarily like if you saw a bowl of it you'd never be like i kind of want one a you'd never be like i kind of want one a you'd never be like i kind of want one a bowl by itself and i'm like hungry i bowl by itself and i'm like hungry i bowl by itself and i'm like hungry i would i don't think i would eat it oh would i don't think i would eat it oh would i don't think i would eat it oh okay i'm gonna put i'm gonna sit down okay i'm gonna put i'm gonna sit down okay i'm gonna put i'm gonna sit down at like a nice at like a nice at like a nice six yeah tis the season i'm gonna eat it six yeah tis the season i'm gonna eat it six yeah tis the season i'm gonna eat it it's not even a six seven that's a it's not even a six seven that's a it's not even a six seven that's a i'll go i'll go i'll go i'll go two just because i feel like if i'll go two just because i feel like if i'll go two just because i feel like if it's one it's got to be like it's one it's got to be like it's one it's got to be like revolting revolting revolting to me to me to me so i'd say like two maybe three these so i'd say like two maybe three these so i'd say like two maybe three these are are are mellow cream pumpkins so this is the mellow cream pumpkins so this is the mellow cream pumpkins so this is the exact same thing just in pumpkin form is better it is the like exact same no it's better it is the like exact same no it's better it is the like exact same no it's better there's no difference i'm gonna re-rate there's no difference i'm gonna re-rate there's no difference i'm gonna re-rate the original candy corn to the original candy corn to the original candy corn to three and put this at two just because three and put this at two just because three and put this at two just because there's more of it that i have to eat i'm gonna go seven i have been told now i'm gonna go seven i have been told now i'm gonna go seven i have been told now that this is nobody saw that right nobody saw that right nobody saw that right this is um common practice this is this is um common practice this is this is um common practice this is salted peanuts salted peanuts salted peanuts and candy corn i've actually had this and candy corn i've actually had this and candy corn i've actually had this and how did you feel about this i feel and how did you feel about this i feel and how did you feel about this i feel like a nice little salty like a nice little salty like a nice little salty i don't remember i'm gonna go in there i don't remember i'm gonna go in there i don't remember i'm gonna go in there again i mean i'm just so anti candy corn again i mean i'm just so anti candy corn again i mean i'm just so anti candy corn it's hard to it's hard to it's hard to shift my mind on this do you need it's hard to shift my mind on this do you need it's hard to shift my mind on this do you need to touch every hold on before you dump to touch every hold on before you dump to touch every hold on before you dump this in your face go ahead mix of like this in your face go ahead mix of like this in your face go ahead mix of like you can't just have like overwhelming you can't just have like overwhelming you can't just have like overwhelming amount of peanuts that's your hand that amount of peanuts that's your hand that amount of peanuts that's your hand that ring finger doesn't work and it's very ring finger doesn't work and it's very ring finger doesn't work and it's very obvious obvious obvious i gotta figure out how to i gotta figure out how to i gotta figure out how to so i'm gonna get one candy corn i feel I feel like this is a good ratio of peanuts to candy corn. I did two to one candy corn, and it was not enough. I ended up having to go back for two more peanuts. That was easily the best one so far. I agree with that. I would say that's a solid seven. I just think it's better if it was just peanuts. I'm going seven. I'll go. I'm catching a whiff of this. I just brought this over and caught a whiff. This is a Mellow Cream Caramel Apple. Is this so much better than anything else on that table? These taste like shit. That's me being nice. No, the artificial apple in particular smells like Benny four hours after she drank an apple juice, a.k.a. drank three quarters of it and dumped the other quarter of it down the front of her. Okay, last one. Blackberry. Candy corn. Did I rate that? Did you? Did I rate it? I was so distracted by how awful it was. Four, four, four, four. Two. It's got a floral scent. This smells like. I can't keep them in the fucking bowl. This smells like. Smells like a hand soap. It's like lavender. It does. I think this is actually. I've never had. This is soap. Right? This is soap. You walk into any candle shop out in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. That's what that tastes like. It tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop. I'm nearly convinced. That's so bad. That's not candy. That's soap. This just reinforces to your candle comment. If you just mix sugar with any candle. you have a flavor of candy corn essentially it's so mean um that's a negative four just gonna that's so bad that's one it's crazy that they taste tested that and then they said bag it sell it that's crazy i'm so sorry that's what i'm saying this i'm i respect your creativity but you're gonna need to go back to the drawing board that's ass okay that's a wrap on our candy corn taste test and that's a wrap on not gonna lie it's halloween special hey thanks for joining day thanks for having me he's looking at the cart of of candy corn like whenever you guys want to have more crappy food to taste i'm your man you know what we should do the third time we should have good food we should get you to do a pizza taste test we know how you love philadelphia pizza philly pizza is atrocious which is shocking with the amount of italians in the city that they didn't is kind of a couple places have i mean every city's got a couple good pizza spots but like for them to not even have like a style we were talking about i've never had chicago deep dish chicago deep dish pretty good i mean it's very filling i personally don't like i'll eat it like don't get me wrong you go to illuminati's it's fantastic but that or like the detroit style like it's just too much i can't if i can't eat a whole pie it's too much thickness you know what this is reminding me of what travis eating the whole bearcat pizza which is impressive if you guys know what a bearcat is and from adriatica's in cincinnati sitting at the end of the carrie's dining room table it's 48 pieces of a square pie i don't even know how he did it he ate he didn't do it we went to the bar later and he went out back and booted and rallied i mean he did it and it didn't last long yeah yeah and also i'm not sure that he knew he was doing it while he was doing it oh he definitely knew jay he was like no he was a black guy at that point i promise you i was i was watching the man sit at the end of the table while everyone else was talking having normal conversation he was not involved in the conversation he just kept going yeah he was eating a piece of pizza and then would go and get another piece and had nothing to do with any of the conversation going on around him it was impressive yeah it was an impressive feat and also i can never look at an adriatica's pizza ever the same ever again yeah i'll be back next thursday with a brand new episode it's another special one we may or may not be traveling for it plus i genuinely love our guest for our next episode no offense i love you but i also love our guests in the next episode who's the next guest oh nice but before i love how long it took him to understand what i was saying he was like nah she couldn't have said that but before that make sure you watch the debut episode of fafo this tuesday right here on ngl youtube channel listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast follow the show on all social media at ngl with kylie not gonna lie is a wave original brought to you by toyota let's go places thanks to the real ones for tuning in and happy halloween have you heard about the kids the kids say six seven right now have you heard this six seven yeah and when they say it they go like this yeah and i said this is big balls no this is big balls oh there you go i gotta go lower the balls aren't up there these are big tits your your hands are way too high i don't have any tits so i wouldn't know how that goes yeah it's big boobs big balls six seven this football season whether you're buying tickets booking travel or shopping for team gear protect your pocket with visa tapping to pay without checking which card not a pro move tapping to pay with visa that's a pro move visa runs more than 500 security checks to help identify fraud before transactions are approved so you can focus your defensive energy on other things like defending your nachos from your hungry hungry husband that might not be a pro move but paying with visa is visa the most trusted way to pay for football fans everywhere