KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 789 Tim Butterly + Kirk Fox)

What time does everybody come in this green room? Probably like an hour and a half. Oh, there's a little bit of the end of it. ♪ Call my phone until you need me, baby ♪ ♪ Baby it's Tony ♪ ♪ Gotta get you some more ♪ ♪ Can't wait to see you ♪ ♪ Can't wait to see you ♪ Is that intentionally what? Yeah, I didn't want to put Tony with the song. (laughs) I might get shanked in a full line. Here we go. So, I'm Russell. I'm Ashley. And we brought Tony and Redb at a gift from Alabama because as your shirt says, "Kill Tony saved my life." She had a massive stroke two years ago in August and watching the show got her through her hospital to 19 days in critical care. So, this is her Tony and Redb and how they love it. Can't wait to show tonight. So, first time here. This is incredible. Yes. Yes. This is the day it happened. I was completely paralyzed in my left side and I had never heard of Kill Tony. So, he actually brought the Apple TV into the hospital and plugged it up to the TV. And the first show we were watching was the one with Changelis and Adam Ray. See, I can't remember so. As Trump and Biden and Lou would be laughing so hard that like the staff would come in and be like, "The nurses would come and be like that." Nobody's supposed to be laughing and a striped peanut. People were dying. And I was like, "We're not. We're having a good time." Because of this show. They would come in and watch it with us and laugh. And it was amazing. Like it literally helped me. We looked forward to it every Monday. And we were in the hospital for a long time. So, this is amazing. We won the lottery to get here. So, I'm probably going to start crying. How's your health now? It's so much better. I mean, it's so much better. It's not perfect, but it's better. And the one thing I didn't lose was my sense of humor. I don't like stairs or escalators. But I love feeling sad. Or bicycles or skiing. But everything else is fantastic. Where are you off from? Birmingham, Alabama. Yes. You fly here? We did. First time here. First time to Austin. Pretty amazing. We've been sitting over at the blonde pig or blonde pig or pub. Again, I can't see that far. My vision's not good anymore. So, this can be kind of funny, I guess. But we're so excited about tonight. So, this has truly been like a blessing, like a dream come true. We all tried to enter the lottery. And, like, my stepdaughter won. They're up there watching and waving. See, that's my daughter out there waving. They flew in from Colorado to be here with us. So, we are so excited and thankful. So, we've picked out some special items from the store that we own. We own the store with them. And they got some personalized items with their initial items. Sister Tony and Brad. Hello there. As you can probably guess, I'm Tony Hinchcliffe. You want to watch Kill Tony, like you're actually sitting in the room with us? That's Kill Tony Plus. Every week, you get our cut of the episode. 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I walked in the bedroom and she was butt-nicked and on the floor with a pink and stuff animal going to town on the peak of that southern beach. She tore the pink off that pink problem. They need traumatized. They need PTSD. Penguin trauma stress disorder. Hell, I can't even watch a bad man get involved without being his heroine. What do you think? A lot of words there. I don't know what to think. It's on freezing. You're just in your head about all this hybrid. It's all okay. Take your neck covers off. Let everything start. Did you get that? You got that on there? Good. Post that. 'Cause I'm getting me with fucking food in my mouth. Fucking fat people with paparazzi over here. Grab a fucking slice of cheesecake. Don't even see this fucking cheesecake. So you got some of your carbules too. You're just naked. Yeah, you are kind of naked. But you know what they say. You know what happens when you have hypothermia. If you get really cold, people take their clothes off. So maybe if you just wear less, it'll actually keep you up. I would start with your panties and your nipple covers. It'll fire you up. Oh my god. But you have to do it in front of your. Oh, Nathan, get out of here. What are you doing in here? Get out of here. Kill Tony Plus. Kill only on Kill Tony Plus. Here's your memory card. Alright, get there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take your pants off. Take your pants off. From the bottom of the top. What's up, guys? I have black friends. You know what? Yeah, he bought me so. Yeah. Okay. Oh, sheesh. Sheesh. Get so much. How much? 100 pounds. 100 pounds. 100 pounds. Alright, let's be totally real for a second. You know, life can be an absolute circus. And therapy is super important. But who has time to sit and bumper to bumper traffic or burn a giant hole in their wallet just to talk to someone? Not me. That's why I completely recommend Talkspace. 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I look at this one. - Okay. - Oh, cool. - She's the only girl that uses just for a med. - You know, she is super, super sweet. - Oh, I know. - She is the best. - Yeah. (triumphant music) - It's the least I can do. - Oh, that's fucking cool. - It's like a house? - Yes. - What is this carbon? - It's just a half zip. - It's a half zip. - Oh, I have to zip. - It's a quarter zip. - Quarter zip. - Here you go. - I need a spot. I only need three thousand eggs for this thing. (laughing) - I can't let it get into this. - I don't know if I got a spot in here. - It was. - It was good. - Yes, it are. - What office are you going to do this thing? - The office. - Oh my God. - Yeah? - How big your color is? (laughing) - Why does your voice sound weird? - What was the like when you discovered fire? - Fire? - Oh, you know. - That must have been. (murmurs) - It was plain with sticks. (laughing) - I think it was kind of like perhaps think through like a bayon. - He was rubbing, he was. - He was like a stick out, trunk of wood. - He liked the annoys that he was sleeping. - Beating together. - Yeah. - He started rubbing them. The next thing you know. (laughing) - Keep going just storage up. - Oh, next thing you know. - Let the moment ruin our brain red band distract us. - With burns of the fire. - No, no, no, no. - And then it's like to be, oh my God. We have fire. And from then on, mankind will start flying. - Wow. - Yeah. - That's amazing. - True story. - All of us. - Where were you? What were you doing with those guys? How were you, why were you there? - I was out there, I was kind of like, Bayon Keeper. - Bayon Keeper. - I was a Bayon Keeper. - I love that. - It's kind of it's a calisthenic and calisthenic. Well, you can go out to Hunter, so I stayed back with a women. - Oh. - Yeah. - The hell is going on back there. - Yeah. - What are you doing in a terrorist attack? - No, I tried to fix the chips because they were following when they continued to fall. - We all have a combination as terrorist in general. - That's right. (laughing) - Joe was the first white man. - Yeah. - No, I don't think so. - Straight off. - Who was it? - You were your parents. - We don't know. - How did they leave? Is that true? - No, we don't know. I don't know. - They didn't have recorded history back then. - We don't know where to run it down. We haven't been running. (laughing) - So we got married May 10th, 2025 in Vegas. And so we planned our time for a wedding. And it was just me and him around Tony's show that night. So we got married at like-- - May 10th at 5, so we could be at the 7 o'clock show. So that's like how important it is. - We did that because of Kieltoni. - Of Kieltoni. - So we didn't have like a night Vegas wedding. We had an early porch Vegas wedding so that we could get there. - They came up to our balcony. We married over the Bellagio Fountains. - And then I put in a different white dress and we headed over to Kieltoni. And it was an attack, Tony Kieltoni. We're gonna have a stroke. Let's keep that in mind. (laughing) So it was awesome. So that was very significant. We've seen cam Patterson. - Kieltoni. - We've seen all the Kieltoni, we've seen him in Birmingham and Huntschool. So anytime they're close, we are there. So again, it's a huge part of our life. I mean, if you play in your wedding day around Tony Hitchcliffe, you know he's doing something, right? (laughing) - What year was it? - 2025. - 2025? - Yeah. - Pauli Shore was there. Who else was there? Kim Condon was there. - Was somebody from where they had a stroke there? - No, I don't remember anybody from the Tony. - I don't remember all that. It was pretty amazing. And I remember he was picking in a girl for being a bad driver because she was Asian. So there you go, Tony. I remember all those good things. - You know, the second I slide my feet into a pair of Tacovas boots, I feel an instant surge of swagger and peer confidence. From lifelong cowboys to first time buyers to Tacovas craft's unbelievable western boots for everyone, each pair is handcrafted in over 200 meticulous steps, delivering exceptional quality without any stiff raken period. That means total out of the box comfort. So you can wear them all day and night without a second thought. There's no question about it. They are the very best. 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(clapping) - You know what, I don't even want to talk to you on this specific event. And some people just claim up that we're in the line. I have no idea what the fuck they're doing. - Do whales dream? I usually kick them out of the bed before we fall asleep. (laughing) Oh, let's ask one here. Hey, do whale, do whales dream? - He takes rest in the bed. - Oh, okay. There you go. - All right, I usually keep them telling me 'cause I'm still with them like here. It's like, you know, I gotta hang on to where I go. - Yeah, quask are good at breaking in the bed. - Oh, yeah. - You get a baseball net or something, you put the ball in there and you put it in between the mattresses, you get a big girl in there. - Oh my God, I'm sick. - The advice of the week. - Nice and tall, can you flex some more, you know? - That's right. Oh, yeah, you're the best baseball net. Oh, this looks like whales have wet dreams. - What's, oh my God. Can you imagine just to let you know I'm not like these other guys. (laughing) Hey, I'm not like every single thing starts. I'm not like the other guys. I just want to let you know that. - I'm reading it. - I don't know, you know. I don't only think you're beautiful, but like I can tell by the way you carry yourself that like you're special. - My island's in my dream. - Don't you think that too? That's exactly how it's from you. - They're your goddamn right. I'll send it to you every night. - I want to send this stream. - Every goddamn night, yeah. (laughing) - You're talking to themselves and you're in your dreams. - Oh, and then sometimes they get mad if it's been like a few years, they get mad. - A few years. - Yeah, and then they just start calling me names. - Oh, yeah, 'cause you see the thing above. You can see the above thing where it's like, you ignore me. Fuck you, you match. You don't want a piece of this private profile with 12 followers. (laughing) - I said that the great didn't want the other day. That's like something like that. If you don't respond, you're gonna miss out. If it's like the one, oh my god. - Oh my god. - Private 68 posts. - Oh yeah. Great. I'm gonna really miss out. - It feels like you're not knowing that. - Yeah. - Oh. - Who I think I just bleaked on you Red Band. - Oh my god. - Isn't that crazy? Like I don't know where we're going. - I don't know where it went. I don't know. I think I went towards you, dude. - Yeah. - I wish I knew how to blink though. Like growing up, there's friends who can just sit there and just spray. Mine's always a bi-accident like that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Where are you, like-- - It's like when you yonder something in a bunch of liquid flies out of your mark. - Oh. - This is a bunch of things. - Oh my god. - That shit is so hot. - It's hot. - It's like some glam back there. - Not. - I've never been able to do it. - But yeah, you shouldn't be trying. - It's the same people that lift their eyelids inside out. I never got to do that one. - Yeah, that was brilliant, I can't do that. - I can't even think of all that motion to come. - Right, right. - It's one of those ideas that I immediately knew was going to fucking take off. - It's not like the Christmas present for a woman to give their man, like one or that love. - Oh yeah, we're ramping up for the Christmas season. Christmas is like wild for us. - I just didn't wonder if Heidi should just pardon. - Red band, I still don't think you get it. (laughing) - I remember when you were in charge of merch, I mean, it seems like $600 in fucking 10 years. - Yes, yes, someone's going, "There was no fart in this drawer, your nuts." The shit you worry about boggles my mind. - I'm not worried. - I'm going to, they're all, they've been farting and all right. - He just lost one, that's why. - I hate it. - He's fucking football team. - When they have the momentum in the first and second quarter, they're upset with nothing, they're in field range. Take the three points. You already have the momentum. Just put the points on the fours. - Three words for him, step and ski. - Sure, either way, pick the point. That's insane. That's insane that we've been trying to go for it. And now they're out of field range. I gotta punt the bait. - Crazy. Crazy. - Yeah, they took themselves out of field range. - How are you? - I'm actually a rampant. - Is it a fall start? - No, we just have a dumbass. - Fucking hell. - I'm a rampant. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - What do you want, big one? - He's still lying down. - I need it. - You need it, I think you need it. - You're gonna have to do it. - I think you need it. - You need it. - You're stressed, dude, look at you. - What? - Okay, we got a bit of sodium massage. - Yeah. - Hmm. - Look at that, do you see that? Get some of that, Nathan, get that. - I thought he was doing one of these. - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. - Oh. - Whoa. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, the new Keltoni yo-yo. Only available at Kelmerch.com. When is it? - It should be next week or the week after. - Free order now. - Free order now. (upbeat music) - I need my boys. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, I'm Ashley. - Hi, Ashley. - I love it, I'm Tony. Nice to meet you, guys. - Nice to meet you. - Hello. - Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, guys. - Nice to meet you. - Hello. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Welcome, welcome. - Thank you. - I hear you have a great gift for me. - We have a great gift for you and for us. - Oh my goodness, gracious. I love it. - Oh, nice. - That's the store that we in. - Westavia? Is it Westavia or Bestavia? - Bestavia. - Bestavia. - Bestavia. - That sounds like the middle of nowhere. (laughing) - Whoa. - Oh, I love that. - I can really use this, I'm going to throw my lighter on the end of that. - Let me hold it on the board. - Nice. - Nice. - Which shirt? - I love it. - We didn't get him a triple-layer. - Hopefully we're not-- - Oh, well, God, I was going to say, hopefully he didn't get us the same size. - We didn't lose him. - Oh, this is awesome. Thank you. - So did I tell you to still worry back there? - No. Oh, that must be red bands. (laughing) - I hope so. - All right, Earl, so I got a new homecoming dress. - So down in the bottom, there's special gifts for y'all that there are knives that we had laser engraved with your stuff, with your initials and the logo on it. - Hell, yeah. - Okay. - Oh, hell, yeah. - Hell is up like three times engraving so it'd be good. - Wow. - So on the front, here on the other side, there are your initials. - Wow. - And then if you open the blade up, so hold that down and flip it. - Hold it down and flip it with your chit-a-hole belt. Got it. - Hold this? - Yep. - But then, you know what you're doing. - Yeah. - See, if you do something to cut and turn, then I'm gonna force you. - Wow, look at that. - You see the logo here. - That is amazing. That is absolutely beautiful. My goodness. Look at that. I love it. I'll go, I'm gonna go take this to the ranch and hopefully cut open some wild animals with it. - Yeah, absolutely. - So that's amazing. I had a stroke this day. - Oh my goodness. You did. - And I was paralyzed in the stomach of my body, so when it was in the hospital, we weren't even really, we weren't even really able to do this for a day. - Whoa. - We started an Apple TV and it was like, how would you know the last story? - Yeah. - So we were like, in the unit, where like people were just depressed and done. - Wow. - You were like laughing at like the steps for this? - Yeah. - And then they started coming in and like laughing with us. They're like kind of kids. - Oh my God. That's amazing. Get over here. - That's the sweetest story I've ever taken right now. - I love that. - I love that. - And you're a little short letter. - You are so sweet. Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Like everything you do really makes sense. - It's really what I do for that and the money. (laughing) - Hell yeah. It's so nice to meet you guys. Hell yeah. Hey, that's my boy right there. (laughing) That's my boy. Well, thank you guys so much and enjoy the show. It's an extra fun one. So, I'm so glad to have you here alive. - Thank you very much. - Thank you so much. This is so awesome. How'd you feel? - It was fucking good. Thank you, I don't thank you Tony and Keele and all of them. They was, thank you. Yep. - Yeah. - How'd you feel? - The world. - The baddest shit in the world. - The energy's on 10,000. - Keele Tony. - Keele Tony. - Podcasts, podcasts. - Here's some words of wisdom for some. - Don't get done. Let's continue being yourself. There you go. - How do you become the goat at something? - Huh? - That's what I'm just saying. Just continue being yourself. It don't matter. It don't matter. - Don't kill them. That was awesome. People were loving in the green room, yeah. - Yeah, cool. I was just generally proud of him and me. It's like, you know, I like average bears like you. It's open to hell. - How did this all come together? With the band and everything you were performing? How did they come together? - I don't know. - I don't believe. - I don't believe. I don't believe. I had a gig at the Continental Club with some women Friday. My good brother Mono over there is like, I had a play with Keele Tony Monday. Like with John Deese, yeah, he's like, pull up. Sure. So John found it out. That's how we ended up having a gig together last night around the pop-up gigs with Mono and myself and John. All that little men's come to hear that just from the John's original is me and I don't know. - Yep. - I don't have my thing. - And how was John Deese? - He had a very good, very great. - Thank you, John, for living and playing with us. It's good. - Fantastic work, my friend. Absolutely amazing. You guys are fantastic. Anytime you guys ever want to come back, you got to hold me here on Monday. We all smushed together for a picture here. - All right, guys, get in here. - Oh yeah. - Gather around. - Yes, sir. - And we go. - And this is it. I bring you guys up at the same time in about three minutes. - See you in a bit. (upbeat music) - I think you're in a corner from where I come from. I come out 'cause I have to move some cables on the on. - Yeah, you sit next to me and you sit on the end. But make sure you stay square to the table. Sometimes those end people kind of like end up facing that way and then you get disconnected from the connection. You're do me a favor and just stand behind there for a second. (upbeat music) - So ready for the best fucking night of your lives. Who's ready for the best fucking night of your lives? - You. (upbeat music) - Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives? (upbeat music) - It's the best day man in all the way. And ladies and gentlemen. (audience cheering) [audience laughs] [audience laughs] [audience laughs] [audience laughs] Stretch a little. This is a chance for us to say hi everybody. Hey, hi everybody. [audience laughs] All right, well this is the part of the show where I tell you that the band plays throughout the week. So, go see them live here in the live music capital of the world. Those of you visiting? Yeah. Do a man. Oh, the Truman Dildo, man. Oh my god, yeah. [audience laughs] Oh no. It's number one of the more tender mono neon. Yeah. [audience laughs] But we're going to lose time with each other. It's fucking showroom. [audience cheers] I don't want to like this crap. [audience laughs] [audience laughs] [audience laughs] [audience cheers] Two of us guests in a history of this show. One of them, one of the forces of nature from Los Angeles, who helped us get this thing started by being a guest once or twice every single year since it's inception. And the other guest is one of the newest guests in the show's history. A recent, Cooper, great Philadelphia and New York area, two Austin in Texas. Thanks to us for your two guests tonight and a great, current fox. [audience cheers] [audience cheers] [audience cheers] In 1718, the time you're with this show. It's here, Los Angeles. I feel like I can get away from it. I love you. And a little fun fact. He was here doing some shows this weekend. And he stayed. We have one, we have a very rare Mexican from Grand Rapids. But I see his wheels of turning over there. Did you know the time talking to him and the sound of my kitten? [audience cheers] And they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring it up. And he was holly with bear. It's Ruby interrupts, they're set. And I conducted interviews at school with any name you can have. We could find the next credit talent. If you could help highlight it tonight. Yeah. We could find just. Articles and tickets, it's got a different scene. It's not the same. And the interviews gave us nothing. Anything can happen. The best, it makes the show great. I don't know about you, Motherfuckers, but I'm celebrating tonight. [audience cheers] Is that you? [audience cheers] Okay, I already remembered that. [audience cheers] You have here a scenario in Hollywood. I'm here for a sample. [audience cheers] Because I'm a G-Grabbingist stool. I could have never sold that raw stage in without the physical help of that stool, by the way. [audience cheers] Oh, I am feeling fantastic about that set, man. It couldn't have gone anybody to me. Once you set that bar and get that ticket to come back and match that, which I really believe I just did. I mean, it's because I'm here. I'm happy. I'm in a great mood. I'm gonna go out and show my old ass on the CD tonight. [laughs] [audience cheers] [audience cheers] [audience cheers] I'm sorry? I'm doing a lot of big swing effects during the set. Swings. I'm doing a lot of riffs during the set. I'm glad you thought those were real. Those were all proven jokes that had been tried and true. The pulling the sock out was something different in the titties falling on the knees. But I think it worked. Do you think it worked? Oh, yeah. Okay, well that worked. That's all the fuck I could say. I had so much more in my pocket. I got it. I may have come back in another minute. I'm not rushing. Thank you, Tony. No shit, yo. Thank y'all. Really? You better know man's dream. How long have you been doing? I'm doing stand-up. All right. I saw a guy on the show that day, he's 59, saying, can I still do it? Hey, I was 57 when I started. And y'all, my resume is for it. And I took it as a hobby because I'm a banker during the day. Passionate hobby. But I played Madison Square Garden with Tony. My name was at the Apollo Theater on their marquee. I hung out with Kenan Thompson for Saging Out Live, active party and all that shit. I played Caroline's on Broadway for it closed. Chocolate Sundays. Earthquakes. I've been all over Placement, right? And to be up here and have this kind of recognition from this large of a crowd. It's humbling. It's fucking awesome. And I'm taking advantage of it too. I'm going to whip y'all's asses. And your own damn town you're going to leave with no shoes on. I'm going to knock you fucking socks off. All this kid that's been around. A ballpark. All these kids. All this kid was 16. We played the same video game. Oh shit. What was the video on that? 2K. Wow. I think after sex, this player was better than me. I was like, "How did you get there?" I was like, "Fuck this one." Wow. Incredible. For example, these days I go, "I was talking to a girl in the States saying that I love America." And she was upset. She was like, "Fuck you." I was like, "Why?" And I was like, "Why?" And she's like, "I'm serious. Like, we're literally a war right now." I was like, "Dude, we're at Starbucks. We're fine. Like, this is fine. Let's make her run on hand." Yeah, I don't know. Here's the medium job, my friend. Well. Hey, old jeep. And he's sleeping with me all the time. You know that, you know that. You gotta know that. That's right. Where you can shit in a box. Where you gotta get that hair up there. Let me tell you something about that. I did that. I was doing it. I finally, I was going to show you. Yeah. In the last few months. Yeah. I finally shit. Look at that. Yeah. Go to Miami. Go to Miami. Come back to there. The box is almost torn. There's an anger strip. You gotta pick up. So I came back. Literally, my shit came back. That's just true fucking shit. Maybe take off the hat, let's see who you are. If there's another chef's hat underneath there. Oh. Oh my god. What the fuck is that? Is that a beanie baby? It's Billy Beanie, baby. Ratatouille. It's Roberto Ratatouille. You have characters all up in you. What is that doing on your head? It's controlling me. I'm going to get a lot of shit for this one. But I got no regrets here. Sonya Baroni. You are the newest sold-in ticket winner. It killed Tony Foglor. Congratulations, my friend. There's a note out about it. Soapa Beanie. Soapa Beanie. Soapa Beanie. I'm going to move up on the 8-9. It was a wrap. The last time to be in the hat is what it is. It's the one in the ticket. It's either a city or an old city. It's absolutely incredible. People say you're good. You know what? They just show that it's racist. I'm just a couple months ago. Live in the dream. Yeah. Thank you. Cool. Yeah. Give me the corporate light pretty warm. You know, one of my meetings. The rest of the night. The last call to be used. I'm going to get a blind adjutant. They brought me in this room. They were like, you know, based on your performance. We're going to have to let it go. And I said, that's how you treat me. I'm not going to leave me. And they just moved to Austin to do that reading from New York. And I do get a little home safe. So, actually, I do appreciate the whole population here. You know, one with me right back home walking down six feet. One difference I have noticed though is the whole place. So here, I'll have shopping carts. All right. I don't know. Is that okay? How long did you think it's going to be? June 30. There we go. Okay. And, how long have you been? About two years. About two years. It's been a long time. Show it to them. [Cheering] (crowd cheering) I don't think that's a lot more than this one girl. And I don't think that's the single thing. Like I still have that time. Only a couple of things. You don't think that's the single thing to do. OK. Thanks a lot, sir. Who's a man who will sit there? [MUSIC PLAYING] Actually, I love how you do that. I like kind of. Kind of. But I think it's what it is. I mean, you heard him. But I'm not really proofing. Yeah, well, the guy before me, to do-- I've made it a blazer joke since when you come on. And you're not doing it, you're not doing it. So we have a nine-year-old. Which I think it's a little different from the girl. Yeah, I'm very happy for that one. I actually knew it was happening. I think we've been in that one, though. If you ever should, let's talk about something else. We definitely don't want to be in that one. We want good jokes. We haven't been getting on it. And he's playing mine. Yeah, and now we go in your favor. And now we go out and say, hey, we do-- I mean, listen to the silence of the room. There's people literally leaving during a live TV. They're ready. Literally, all leaving at once. There's six people leaving because of the mood to go jack off. It's a new loco. Oh, this lady just decided to leave. She's just joining. Crazy. Anybody else? All right, your next comedian out of the bucket goes by the name of Joey T. Everybody here comes Joey T. How are you feeling right now? Out of my mind. Before they said, I saw you prepping all the stuff, putting on the mustache, putting on the outfits. When did you decide to put the wrap on your head? Well, I knew that the wrap was going to have to come on. I didn't know how to make it stay on. I got like little hair ties. Usually it falls off, but it stayed on. Did you have a plan to stay way into taking off your hat, your chef's hat, or did you just beg like one of the panelists in the pregnant. No, yeah, that was all grace from God right there. No idea. I was going to transition into that. And then I forget what he said. But yeah, I went into it. How did you feel? Was there ever a moment during your set that you're like, oh, I'm going to get that golden ticket? No, honestly, I was-- I pretty much black out when I'm up there. So when he started pulling it out, I was like, oh, that's pretty awesome. Now, you're so fast in it with so many different characters. And it's interesting, because it feels like part of you, the real you resent some of those characters that you have to-- that you're funny because of those characters. Is that a real thing, or is that part of your sketch? Well, I just look at it as I got to be good enough to follow Tony Pepperoni, and I'm not good enough to follow Tony Pepperoni yet. When did you come up with this character? Desperation. What was that desperation like? Oh, you do open mics. And it's like, I was going to go through the motions. I was like, I want to have a little more fun. I thought it was going to bomb, but I tried it, and it did way better than being myself. And here I am five years later. Did you ever think before walking on that stage, you'd get the golden ticket? Honestly, it didn't cross my mind tonight. Yeah, I've thought it about it before, but when I was up there tonight, I wasn't anticipating it. So I'm pretty excited. Look, this must feel so surreal, huh? It feels like a dream. It feels like a simulation. I came here with like, I've got whenever I have a sun camera. I came here with like, so little idea of what I was doing. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] Yeah, yeah, I think I'm going to do like the first two jokes. It's going to be the first jokes. But like, I've had for years, it's like-- I'm sure it's one of those things, maybe one of those things. I mean, I've looked it up and did my due diligence for like Halloween, get to say spook. All right, yeah, I'm done with that game. But then on the way here, I was like that same set of them and give candy to kids. It's like a purge for racist pedophiles. So I just thought of that the other way here. I'm like, that'll do it. I'm doing it the other way. All right. And you're up next to them one more time, one more. We're going to bring Nathan with us. Perfect Dallas, film all this. I think, as you can see, my voice has been ten years. Probably going to get the content together. I probably have to go to a doctor next week, maybe before we go. There's a fucking helpful guy around here that everybody is saying. It's like a suicideistic type, though. And maybe I have that on top of what's wrong with my tooth and on top of like, legitimately losing my voice and using it for a second. So it's like taking-- I mean, I know like long-layered gyda. Like, bad-layered gyda's takes two weeks. So barely on the other end of the-- [INAUDIBLE] Yeah, sure of that, but it'll really make it up to the Patreon. So try for some more. It's velveteen. Oh. Now, what are you going to do with that? Go sell it on eBay? Oh, I don't know. I'm going to look at it in a while. You're going to look at it for a while. Dude. So what's next? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Just respect the ticket, well. That might have-- that thing might have fucking-- what's on this floor? You might have to go wash that when you get home, bro. Say something for John D's and C. John D's in the best damn band in the land, would you? John D's in the best damn-- No, say it in character. John D's in the best damn band in the land. What the fuck is he? Thank you, brother man. Get congratulations. I love it, bro. Dude, that's killer. Yeah. I'm going to find my scotch tape. Are we in there? Clemry flowers, dude. Dude, yeah, go on there. He's like, so he ends up in the air, dude. Yeah, fucking kill it. You did the thing. Dude, you bet your-- How many of you had only fucking papers in there? You just did it. You fucking did the thing. Are you, like, siphoned out of your fucking mind right now? The Wilder. Dude. He's got me in the brain. You are. You fucking set it. This is the upside down. There's camera people pointing in every direction. Let's go. Enjoy yourselves. Spend the night hard, if you want to spend a dude. You want to get-- You better be good. See you there. You good? Yeah. It's your. Yeah. You play on the sled, you play the cigarette. This is going to be great. Lift your sleeves. OK. All right. We're going to do this. How about we go pick it up? Well, pick it up. Hi. Here, we need the-- we need John B. Thank you, John. You're a hero. He's hot. No, we can't. That's a good one. The girls are, wow, you're like-- Bucket is just rough tonight. Who knows? Come on. We got to do it. You just try to hold and take a winner. Twenty-per-hour over the side of our pants. Everything else is real rough. The only picture of who's given to a man who's definitely gay. But you never know what's going to happen on Keltoni. That's a mix of the crazy episodes. That's crazy. The one good thing that we can count on is that we have an absolute anchor to end this show. He is a gift from the comedy dogs. We need to gentlemen. Every single week, he reigns in the forms of reading. He's been in the absolutely models of our lines. We are all really big fans. We can just sit back and enjoy the styling. I'm a great reset. You don't want me all the time. Bring this figure to the history of the show. The real people of the year are all like this. It's proud of me. [CHEERING] [CHEERING] There's something I need to get off my chest. Cook or poop. So let's get the show on the road and try to get home. I'm going to wash off. Let me ask you right in the front, what's the difference between crypto currency and monopoly money? You can't pay a blind hooker in crypto. That's right. Uh-huh. Good answer. I'm going to tell my child what he wants me to do. Yay! Well, Pat did it. Pat did it. Absolutely killed. I did. All right. Honestly, Pat, we needed you so bad. I feel like they were hungry. They were eating their eggs. Come on. I'm just sitting there. They're at last. Oh yeah. Well before he came out even, he knew he'd hear about crazy. Yeah, way better crowds than like the last one. So much better. But hey, we did it! I got something to eat jars. I think there's some either gas water or I don't know. Let me know why you took the jars. I don't know. There are empty jars. I just feel about the show. I like that pretty healthy amount of racism. I wish it was more effective. You know, these guys are the best though. You got it, you know. I like to build up, not tear down. You know, you did great, man. You got some great pods. Magic, baby. Magic. Yeah. How'd you feel about it today? As there are anything different about American audiences versus where you're from? Yeah. The audiences are a little different, I don't know. America's are a little more forgiving. If you're bombing in Ireland, they'll fucking let you know. They're like a black group. If you're bombing, they're in trouble. Tomatoes actually, then they ask for back after the show. But yeah, I was gonna show. Oh, this is the, this is the pit down. Fight, fight, fight, fight any man. You're not my shrinking a bucket. You a kind of, my Gregor fan. I used to be a kind of my Gregor fan. Did he? He rakes all those girls. Unfortunately, you can't, you gotta, you gotta pull out your support when he, when he does a little rape. Well, don't get caught in this. I'll support you, but you can't get caught. You gotta be smart about it. Like, look at John Malini. No, I'm like, but he never got caught, so I'm without this portal. You know, that's a job. That's not true. It's not real. I'm so sorry, John. Honestly, I'm always like, Connor, I'm like, this is why I always be old, all to be sad and alcoholics. Yeah. Well, you know what I'm trying to say? He's got an absolute menace to the world. Yeah, he's never should have released a whist. I think he could I'm so fucking dumb of them. I'm still laughing out. I'm like, the trucker probably just looked black. That tire we knocked like, oh, he's stuck in the bitch. Her job is always dumb. [inaudible] [inaudible] [inaudible] [inaudible] [inaudible] - This side is great for the front row, just like- - Right here? - There's a bunch of smoke like at the lights and stuff. That wasn't your invitation to it, it ain't you, I can feel it. (laughing) - I'm like commenting on shit that happens. I wouldn't even call a crowd. I think crowdversions when you set out to be like, "Okay, this is like the time we're about to ask questions." - Yeah, there's been crowd working thing in the room. - That's true. - Yeah. - I need to do it really. - I need to make myself do a crowd work at some time. - I feel like that's what I go last on Monday's now. - I'm going to force myself to do a crowd work, yeah. - At that point, 'cause on Mondays, they're in there by the time of afternoon. - I'm going to do hours. - You can't just do it, yeah. - No, no, no, no. - I'm going to talk with him. - I'd rather. - Don't be. (dramatic music)