KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 788 Wheeler Walker + Sam Tripoli)

It's called fuck you bitch. You heard me right. Fuck you bitch. Fuck you and your friends. That's it, really? Yeah, it's a song. It's freaking nuts, dude. It is that shit. Y'all are gonna play that with him? Who's gonna sing? Y'all are gonna sing along with him, too? I am. I don't know about you, but I am. Oh, what's it come to do? All right, do you mind if I'm handing you your bass? Yeah. I've been coming here for like two years and never been picked. Oh, I love it here. Watching first-time comics go up before me. Follow your dreams, dude. Yeah, this sucks, bro. Austin sucks. I hate it here, but I'm still trying. 'Cause that's what comedy is. And if you're not trying, you're a fucking loser, dude. That end of one at the beginning fucks, fucks weird. Yeah, it is. *Drumming* *Drumming* How many times have you signed up? Fucking a million! I drove here like four or five times. I fucking flew here. I've spent so much money coming here. I've moved my whole life here. And I still can't get picked. It sucks, dude! Uh, where are you from? I'm from Boston. Wait, you've been driving down here? Yes. How long is the drive? It's fucking like three days. What the fuck? Yeah! I hate it here. It sucks. It sucks. I'm frustrated. I think I'm good at comedy. And I can't get nothing, dude. What do you do for work? Nothing. I'm a loser. I put everything into this. And how old are you? Twenty-nine. Damn, that's good, bro. Yeah, I started at twenty-three. Yeah. No, I don't look good. I do not look good. This guy's a fucking man, though. That guy's here every week. Yeah, I've never been picked. I've been signing up for like two or three years. Nothing. Greatest show ever. Greatest show ever, though. Can't wait to get on. Do you have a message for Tony Hinchcliffe? Yeah, Tony. What the fuck, dude? Some time would be nice, you know? Fucking unreal. And can you do that Bobby Lee thing you were talking about? No, I'm not doing the Bobby Lee thing. Take this off me. 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I'm going to go through the next one. got uh i'm not musically inclined no but i thought i wasn't either but dude you're sick uh watching in fact when i was at madison square garden and you guys are doing the full show yeah i was like this is just as fun as the uh watching you guys just as fun as the the comedy show it almost same for the people in the back bro same for the people in the back no i almost felt like okay i need to get up and leave now that stuff that you think so man that's awesome no yeah i love you guys that rules thanks brother appreciate it all right i'll let you get back to i'm just gonna try to get some fish uh that sounded awesome dan is red van all good to go we gotta get one table for his ipad oh uh is that something we could provide or i don't think it got ready you know what i'm talking about you know what i'm talking about he's so busy he might not got the message i don't know i don't think a red man buddy i was last night i was moody oh wow epic right yeah yeah we didn't want to just get involved here no you're good yeah it was it was over the top for sure john mayer and trey in the station amazing right now clapton doesn't actually show up for that does he what's that clapton's not actually there close out really nice yeah wow we were standing and they walked god what does he play close out a show like that sunshine of your love he uh he opened up with some blues and then he played you know um layla and sisters i'll film it and then he brings out like everybody else that's great i love the thing i love the thing he looks good blonde dude really he looked like frank ocean like two-way tea it looked like frank ocean it was fire chad do i look like it was so good it was so good damn somebody said i look like frank ocean it was fire chad do i look like frank ocean it was so good it was so good damn somebody said i look like frank ocean damn somebody said i look like frank ocean it was so good it was so good damn somebody said i look like frank ocean it was so good damn somebody said i look like frank ocean the way i buzzed your head and you're you're the way i buzzed your head and you're you're the way i buzzed your head and you're you're just cheating at yourself in the mirror just cheating at yourself in the mirror just cheating at yourself in the mirror i sound like freddy siewald i sound like freddy siewald i sound like freddy siewald you don't look like frank ocean you look you don't look like frank ocean you look you don't look like frank ocean you look like freddy siewald like freddy siewald like freddy siewald hey michael the uh the song abruptly ends hey michael the uh the song abruptly ends hey michael the uh the song abruptly ends this week so i need the band playing this week so i need the band playing this week so i need the band playing before the end not right away but before before the end not right away but before before the end not right away but before the end the end the end i want you guys to be playing along do i want you guys to be playing along do i want you guys to be playing along do you know what it is you know what it is you know what it is yeah i'll play it for you right now saturday saturday saturday yeah it's gonna rain all week bad weather yeah it's gonna rain all week bad weather yeah it's gonna rain all week bad weather brian why do you call me that brian why do you call me that brian why do you call me that why do you always say that why do you always say that why do you always say that it's gonna rain this weekend boys actually it's gonna rain this weekend boys actually it's gonna rain this weekend boys actually i can't wait because it's gonna be i can't wait because it's gonna be i can't wait because it's gonna be fucking like it's so hot fucking like it's so hot fucking like it's so hot dusty ass off dusty ass off dusty ass off yeah yeah yeah i made fun of this guy last time he was i made fun of this guy last time he was i made fun of this guy last time he was on the show for how black he is and now on the show for how black he is and now on the show for how black he is and now that i see him on the screen i don't that i see him on the screen i don't that i see him on the screen i don't think i went hard enough think i went hard enough think i went hard enough literally blending in literally blending in literally blending in my god holy my god holy my god holy if he's not talking about that and if he's not talking about that and if he's not talking about that and that only he's really missing his calling if i was him i'd have 30 minutes of i'm if i was him i'd have 30 minutes of i'm if i was him i'd have 30 minutes of i'm so dark jokes except now it deleted all so dark jokes except now it deleted all so dark jokes except now it deleted all my uh my uh my uh i mean that is just a different shade i mean that is just a different shade i mean that is just a different shade altogether altogether altogether that is that is that is let's just skip that is that is let's just skip that is that is let's just skip the license of registration you get down the license of registration you get down the license of registration you get down on the ground then we'll figure things on the ground then we'll figure things on the ground then we'll figure things oh yeah baby oh yeah baby oh yeah baby king tripoli first of his name home king tripoli first of his name home king tripoli first of his name home sweet home where the deer and the sweet home where the deer and the sweet home where the deer and the conspiracy theories roam yeah conspiracy theories roam yeah conspiracy theories roam yeah is that beautiful how are you gorgeous is that beautiful how are you gorgeous is that beautiful how are you gorgeous what's the word the master of bad yes sir there he is the master of bad yes sir there he is the master of bad yes sir there he is the man the myth the man the myth the man the myth welcome to our crazy welcome to our crazy welcome to our crazy welcome to our crazy so happy to have you absolutely you so happy to have you absolutely you so happy to have you absolutely you practice with the band you feel good practice with the band you feel good practice with the band you feel good about everything about everything about everything they're great right aren't they the they're great right aren't they the they're great right aren't they the best best best they're free this guy yeah he switched they're free this guy yeah he switched they're free this guy yeah he switched from sticks to feathers from sticks to feathers from sticks to feathers it's unbelievable oh look at this it's unbelievable oh look at this it's unbelievable oh look at this sweetheart i don't care red bands and rubs red bands and rubs red bands and rubs just to let you know a little cool just to let you know a little cool just to let you know a little cool started fire festival wants to be a started fire festival wants to be a started fire festival wants to be a stand-up comedian so he's doing a guest stand-up comedian so he's doing a guest stand-up comedian so he's doing a guest spot time spot time spot time so i figure maybe there's something so i figure maybe there's something so i figure maybe there's something since you're a musician that there might since you're a musician that there might since you're a musician that there might be something just a little heads up be something just a little heads up be something just a little heads up he'll be up three you said it'll be he'll be up three you said it'll be he'll be up three you said it'll be worse than mine worse than mine worse than mine that's what i'm wondering i know it's That's crazy. That's hilarious. But he reached out so we're just giving him a one minute spot in an interview. That's great. Hey, you know me from my train wreck? Can I do a minute? I guess. I don't even know the details. His manager hit up my assistant. I'm like, yes. I'm just psyched to hear about that. Yeah. No, we're going to find out all about it. I think it's been 10 years since I did the show. Yeah. Yeah. Who is the guy? What's his name again? He used to always come and bring weed. He told me he quit. He sold his weed company. Keith? Of course. Oh, Gino. Yeah. Where's he? Where's he now? He's still in L.A. I think. Someone said Vegas. Vegas. Actually, I think he is in Vegas. Yeah, he is. He used to just mail me like tin cans. Oh, I know. I know. He's the man. Yeah. Yeah. I do not miss L.A. though. Me neither. Where are you? In Nashville? I'm in Nashville. Nice. I was just in L.A. doing press. It looks like a fucking meteor hit. I know. It's crazy. My question is, did I not care about Phil Thompson when he gets this one? Did I not care about Phil Thompson when he gets this one? No. No. Did you care about what? Did I not care about the fucking filthy shit or what? Oh, it's just gotten terrible. That's what I think. It's gotten crazy. It's just fucking disgusting. Even the drive from the airport to like the Sunset Strip, because I always just stay next to the Comedy Store, I'm looking around and everything is empty. There's no action and it's all for lease. I'm like, who's going to lease this shit? But I stay in the hills. L.A.X. to the hills. I stay with a buddy. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to blow your brains out. It's the most depressing drive of my life. Oh, yeah. Straight up La Cienega. L.A.? Yeah. We're talking about your beautiful home. What I love is they just passed homeless encampments can be anywhere this week. You saw that? Yeah. What the fuck is that? Yeah. So why wouldn't you pitch a tent at Hollywood in Highland? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what they're going to do. Sam, do you still live in LA? It's unbelievable. I live in Tarzana. Yes. I hate it. You're just. Yeah. Maui Sugar Mill. What's that? You go to the Maui Sugar Mill? I don't go anywhere. I don't have kids, so I just stay home and try to keep them alive. So you're trying stand-up now, huh? I didn't know until like three days ago, but I guess so. Oh, well, perfect. Jesus Christ. It's not going to go well. Well, and this guy's a real bozo. I know. He's throwing you to the wolves. I love it. Thank you, though. Thanks for having us. I mean, I have watched all the documentaries. I'm so enthralled by everything. I am absolutely amazed, and I'm going to save the rest for the interview. Awesome. And we're just going to have some moments up there. You know what you're doing. Right? No. Really? He knows as much as running a festival. Well, you're quite the manager, my friend. Never tried before. You're still running at the same pace that I expected. I have no idea what I'm doing. Yes, we've looked at it this way. People have been laughing at him now for ten years. Nothing has changed. I don't know what I'm doing. I have no plans. What am I doing here? How long do I go for? A minute. Nobody told you? Who are you? I've told him this ten times. You call yourself a manager? What are you giving him ten percent of the time? He knows as much as he can. What are you doing? I'm giving him ten percent of the time. Ten percent of the time. I said one minute of comedy and an interview. over there make yourself at home welcome welcome to the comedy world my first day in jail they everybody had hamburgers i got a cheese sandwich i thought it was a joke they didn't give me the real thing we gotta talk we'll talk we'll talk about that up there tonight save it for the show let's save it oh heidi you are heidi i mean if you have to fart or anything you just bring it right here bring it in tight i don't want it to go to waste over there in the corner where no one can smell it i like being in this corner oh my oh i should be over there oh i belong over there shane you got your minute ready you got your interview ready i'm gonna ask you what's been going on how's life changed you you just segue that into whatever you got god last week's interviews were grueling you should have seen last week for example one guy killed so hard with his minute he was about to get a golden ticket and all he has to do all you have to do is be kind of funny in the interview so i'm basically like so uh what's been going on man like i just give him a softball and he's like nothing i'm like uh he must be up to something any hobbies or anything you've been doing anything and family anything he's like no not really uh there must be something he's like no and i mean it was like it was whatever the opposite of improv is because i'm literally like oh man i mean it was crazy it was crazy it was it's like when you see a guy it's like when you see a guy with a football drop it at the one yard line and just start celebrating uh well actually that was with harland williams and jeremiah watkins that were one week behind yeah this will come out in one week i watched ob1 which was like a series that came out and the timeline is in between return of the jedi and the newer or no before star wars anyway after three and before star wars and it's when darth vader is at his maximum power and there's a scene in it where ob1 and darth vader are having an all-out fight but it's not their big fight obviously whatever and it's not the one where darth kills ob1 in star wars but it's a great fight scene in this series called ob1 long story short ob1 lands a blow on darth vader's helmet and he goes anakin and anakin it's half anakin and it's half darth vader so some it kind of sounds like both and it's going in and out his machine and he goes you didn't kill he goes i'm sorry i'm sorry i i killed you anakin and darth anakin whatever goes you didn't kill anakin i killed anakin that's what i said america didn't america didn't sing on a band i did that just made me think of that i love that it was up to me they had their chance and i said fuck you i killed him i love his hand there you go yeah what'd you say you want to get in the middle oh no it's all good we do it that way every time so remember we nailed it we don't interrupt the minute try to make it look like you're having fun up there um my specialty if you uh if you you could jump in at any point as long as nobody else is already talking but if people are yapping and you want you got something look at me with a mic up to your mouth and uh we have a few special guests one to start the show one to close the show a regular in the middle dedrick flynn and then a legendary regular david lucas is popping in heroes everybody that's his thing he just makes fun of your appearance and billy mcfarlane the creator of fire festivals doing santa for the first time ever tonight so it'll be fun um i'll bring you guys up at the same time in uh three minutes or so yeah here and i'll spend taxes for a grand episode to kill tony get out of town who's ready for the best night of their lives huh stay low lay low you don't have to worry sir i'm pretty sure you're not blocking any cameras i'm pretty sure you even get on john dee's has the continental club tonight upstairs you don't like to get out you know people do it all the time yeah there's a lot of people out there there's a lot of people out there it's a trot every thursday oh you mean actually out there no i'm kidding we're gonna bunk it yeah and uh don't believe anything that happens on this episode it comes out next week when it comes the open forum on the road 19 and a half years ago uh i consider him a big brother in stand-up comedy again the other one not only is he a rock star he is what i believe the funniest musician in the world on top of one of the greats your two guests tonight ladies and gentlemen make some bucket noise for the great wheeler walker jr so how do you even get involved with this why why are you here tonight i have no idea uh my manager heath miller told me on saturday i think that i was coming here and i had to do a minute of stand-up i've never tried comedy in my entire life so if i don't look nervous i'm very nervous and can't wait to see how today goes nice for those who don't know you i know a lot of people do know you can you introduce yourself and tell us what you think about the show and what you think about the show introduce yourself real quick my name is billy mcfarland i started the fire festival and then more recently i actually did three successful island festivals over the past year i have never done comedy uh planning is not my strong suit so let's see how it goes tonight damn do you have any idea of kill tony prior or tony henscliff uh big tony fan actually my second time coming to austin i was here two years ago i did a fight in karate combat and tony was there pit side as i fought so seeing him in the audience is pretty cool and even cooler being here tonight is that a golden ticket winner can become a regular a golden ticket winner can get downgraded and barely used ever again after that if they struggle it's tough living out here a very competitive era of kill tony ladies and gentlemen making his first appearance as a golden ticket winner makes a brand new minute from shane sanders uh why i'm here i'm not really sure but i wrote something on saturday and they sent it to me they sent it to me they sent it to me i sent it to me i sent it to two comedian friends yesterday and they were so jealous i was coming on the show they wouldn't help me when i script so it's pretty cool to be here can you give us a a little bit a snippet of what your step might be or if you have any plans a little snippet about my set is let's just say be thankful i didn't plan the event because he probably wouldn't be here if that was the case that's awesome and um now have you been in any legal trouble or any uh jail trouble or anything like that i did four years in jail uh let's not go back and yeah hopefully my set is not bad enough for they sent me back to jail so as long as it's better than that i think we're okay why'd you go to jail uh fire festival i messed up and yeah it wasn't good it wasn't good but we're here so let's try to make it funny tonight make fun of myself a little bit and do the right thing dude that's so sick man is there anything else you want to say uh in the interview anything you want to i promise i've never tried comedy at any point in my entire life i can't believe i'm doing it first here with tony thank you tony i hope it'll let you down get your picture did that work out there yeah i mean okay that's so weird yeah yeah i was making sure because i knew it easily but i had to watch out behind you there buddy yeah dude great job shane i just tried to do something different you know yeah yeah yeah i love it but uh yeah my brother i said i got this idea to gamble on myself and my brother gave me the money he's like here you go bro so hell yeah it was worth it i mean it's exciting and that's actually real yeah oh yeah the money - Shit. - What is the bottom of the keyboard? - Home. well because it's got to be real you know what I mean yeah if it was fake it's not as exciting there's got to be stakes plus it's just money it's just energy we're gonna make it all back my brother does well and uh he's here to support me anything I need so I just thought it'd be fun it's a fun idea dude I love you bro and uh Cindy Sweeney your crush she's listening yeah well it was I just have a a fascination with her but no she's really cool I mean she's actually a really good actress but no I just I kind of like the idea of obviously I'm married and I'm then I'm trying to woo plus I really think she might reach out or come to the show she's definitely gonna see that I know she watches it and she's so cool so you let's go you're doing good man I think I'm more nervous for this than I was to fight yeah I think the worse I do the better the performance it's so bad it's good it's all about views it's all about views I think it's just gonna the problem is the the speech is so centered and whether people have any background information or not you know so I hope there's some some at least a few people hopefully out here to watch the side or yes yeah I'm gonna get your picture right here yes sir stand up uh yeah yeah presentation by Dr. Bedrick Flynn that's it world's most comic how you feeling right now man you know uh the Kill Tony fans always show a lot of love uh especially when they see it in person uh I love coming on Kill Tony bro like a lot of people don't know how much pressure it is to do this like weekly bro I still remember when I was fresh being a regular and I had to think of something to do every fucking Monday bro it's a lot of stress so being able to come back when I want to I can really like take a decently work joke on stage and anytime you do Kill Tony it's like a 60 second special bro and you like cement that joke into history for forever as long as YouTube exists but it was dope dude you freaking crushed bro sweating like a motherfucker appreciate it but it worked you were roasting the panel you got dude it was incredible dude I thought Sam Tripoli and Willa Walker were going to give me a little bit more I hate like roasting people and they don't say anything back because then it kind of feels like bullying you know what I'm saying so I didn't really want to be a bully and uh Tony and you know there's a lot of people on the show tonight so he kind of got to like move it through I probably was on stage like seven eight minutes normally me and Tony might have a 10 to 12 minute interaction but we still accomplished what we needed to accomplish and that's for all the people asking me when I'm gonna come back on Kill Tony I'm back baby I'll be back in probably like another month or so I love y'all so much thank you for watching Kill Tony BTS and one last question we gotta we gotta talk about run high fight yeah bro um it's a movie that I was in I'm a security guard in the movie some people hate on it some people don't a lot of people say I stole the movie a lot of people are not happy that I did the movie but at the end of the day you're not a fucking artist and opportunities come few and far in between sometimes so sometimes you just got to get what the fuck you can get just like you bitch are you working your fucking dream job no you probably hate your fucking job but you're still fucking there right because you got to feed your fucking kids and have a place to live but the movie's great a lot of people hate it because of daily wire being associated with it but fuck that anybody can fund the movie you motherfuckers don't know how Hollywood works go watch the fucking movie if you like it like it if you don't don't fucking watch it again that's all I gotta say we're artists we putting shit out bro we don't know what's gonna hit with y'all we film the movie and think that's the best thing we ever did it's my first full-length feature shout out to that that's insane dude and uh do you crush it bro did you ever get to meet Jonathan Majors or Ben Shapiro I did not meet Ben Shapiro um but me and Jonathan Majors did spend a lot of time on set together uh we actually became very very close we still text to this day and hopefully we're in the works for having another project so hopefully that goes through but you just never know bro I I see him all the time when I'm in LA and we still link up I killed it bro oh my goodness it feels like a dark storm and a dark squall of a night so look guys let's do this I was a wee pussy patient yesterday holy what's up wow what a collab what's up actually sorry sorry ok ok ok great job man great job how do we do this alright Deidre this is Billy's first time ever doing stand up comedy what does he do I like the rest of them I like the rest of them honestly when you walk out into such a room which is not even just regular comedy yeah just go be you ok regardless yeah cause I'm gonna have to set up the stuff to like for later cause you're gonna have to have a bunch of stuff I feel like the interview is easier than like no everything's hard everything's hard obviously everything comedy is the worst thing to jump into and you just gotta but it's about you having fun as long as you're having the most nobody's ever gonna have more fun than me when I show up and if you're having the most fun that's all that happens like go out there and have fun like it's a natural energy if you're just like I'm just doing this to have fun don't go up there to prove a point don't go up there to like dude just go have fun because then they rip those curtains back and you see the bright lights and you see all the people can you see the audience or no? you can see everything you can see the band you can see four niggas doing better than you at your job a lot more than four do you vote for Billy using or not using the n-word today? no we're not doing that he can't fight we're not doing that he can fight nah he's been in prison we're not doing that nah you better we're just doing that for b-roll you were like fluke from spy kids I wouldn't use it I think you should be fired you can't fire me whatever you prefer just be ready to handle anything because like when you practice so like the first time I did it I was like signing up for like a five minute spot and I was like I have 15 minutes I was done in 37 seconds it's just the timing on stage it's completely different from the timing in person so just go up there say the words you got have fun stand on it and believe in it like it's okay to be nervous it's okay to be natural just be natural don't try to be something that you're not don't talk shit about anybody on that stage because like if they don't know you they won't give you that a lot because they came down here to see like just be you so many people mess up there just come up there and they're like but everybody's pissed off like I waited all night for these tickets I bought them I got babysitters I flew in tonight just go be you that's it that's it just be you you'll be fine win or lose was wrong there's another time then there's another time then there's another time and you do that and I've been doing it for 13 years it's just terrifying no matter whatever I do there's nothing to account for you still get nervous? always but nervousness is just excitement so I get excited but I know it's the surface so I get excited to have a little fun there's nothing better than that high there's nothing better than that high coming up there and being yourself if you're being something different you'll never get that high you'll never get that high just go up there do what you think is funny and then have fun like let them lead you can read through like one liners like I said every few hours the whole world was thinking hey in your head also don't ever write notes down because you'll lose your voice about what it was like because you're praying you're texting you you're always by hand you forget all the words you actually want to say because you're leaving four points on there instead of saying what you actually talk about so don't even look at that just say it in your head over over over over just remember the four points and work from there just start talking because you can lose because if you lose you lose a bullet point in the middle the crowd doesn't ever react just roll through thank you sir I'll also tell Ash your first line oh no it's going to come up say it first because it creates another boundary trust me everyone's going to know it's his first line no no he's a known entity but no I'm so bad at it I don't know if you recognize him that doesn't matter to comedy it doesn't matter how famous you are they don't care it does not matter I've seen giant comics have to come on stage after somebody kills them and they die oh I know just set it up where you can have like a space - Yeah. - Hey, this is my first time doing it. And then do the set. Give yourself that a breathable moment. 'Cause it's different when you got that mic in your hand. Thank you. - Really great to start our last time on the show. Thanks so much for the great Emily. - We'll do our best. - I gotta go, I gotta go. - All right, enjoy. - I don't personally know, on this show, and then, a couple weeks ago, the ultimate exception happened. My assistant, the lovely Sarah Sloan. One day said to me that there's a man that wants to start stand-up comedy. And that man is the creator of Fyre Festival. In which I have watched, I think, three, four, five, fucking every documentary about this thing that's ever happened. So how excited am I to introduce, for his first time ever, doing stand-up. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the creator of Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland. - Wow. This is the lives it's been all night. My name is Billy McFarland, and, yes, I am Billy McFarland. And, yes, I am Billy McFarland. - That's a pedophilic role, I guess. - Just kidding, you're so gross. - Pedophilic carry, dude. - Just my Instagram handle. - No, I mean right here, bro. - Glenn, we will find you, Glenn. - Yeah, we will find you. - Put this man on a fucking milk jug, dude. - Hey, one refrigerator at a time. - Yeah. - We will find you. - Looking for Glenn! - That's hilarious. - Yeah. - This is our behind the scenes, this is Elena. - Hi! - And he'll be on there, he'll be on it. - Hey, that's my dad, he'll be on there, he'll be on it. - I was checking, like, yay, I need one of those. - Dude, yeah, okay, bye. - We got you in this right here. Come on there, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it, wait. Yeah, we got it, that's it.