KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 782 Ron White + Jerron Horton)

What's going on camera man, we in here, we doing shit, kill Tony Monday, bad bitch Mondays, real n***a Mondays. I'll tape it down for sure. Yeah, well I mean tape it down now before you keep running it because then you gotta. Oh okay, it'll get caught. I don't know, I think you said it. What? Is there no audio? No there isn't. I can work you so hard. Hey guys, welcome to Kill Tony, how we doing? Alright, so real quick, you guys are brand new, there's a couple rules. Unfortunately no filming, I love you so much, but yeah, yeah. Quit fucking filming. Quit filming y'all. If you're gonna go to the bathroom, or get pizza, or leave during the show, it's important that you do that after I get a name, then you have like a breathing room of like five minutes, you know you can put money in the meter or do whatever. But if you haven't seen me in a while, bad time to leave, I see a lot of people miss their spots for dumb stuff like that. So just be aware, don't get too fucked up, don't trash the place, treat the bar staff nice. Okay? Cool? Alright, let's do it. Alright, he's out. My mama was finer than Halle Berry, look at that. That's me, in her arms, and that's my mama. My mama finer than Halle Berry. You getting that, son? You wanna hear a joke? Yeah, yeah. You know why Catholic priests baptize kids head first? 'Cause they wanna go, "Head first!" Yeah! Oh, that's nice. I'm the gimbal, I need you to gimbal, freak out. Boo-ee! We back, baby! We back! Dee, how you doing? I'm alright. Good. Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that. I was filming for like, three minutes, and then I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the gym." I was like, "I'm gonna go to the gym." I was like, "I'm gonna go to the gym." I was like, "I'm gonna go to the gym." Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that. I was filming for like, five minutes. What the freak? You caught me in action? Well, I gotta put on the Tony vest. Yeah, wait, let's see it. Yeah. It's too hot to wear it whenever I'm outside, you know? Mm-hmm. But then if I come inside. This is a brand I don't think you'd ever get. Here's the thing. I've actually. I've worn vests, like, forever. And so it's so funny that I work for a man that wears vests. I hear you popping those locks. Isn't that crazy? You do? Yeah. Okay, that's good. What do you think? What do we think? Dang. Okay, then I think at this point, I need for you to come back and fuck with the keyboard itself. Holy shit. I mean, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. It's splashing all over. But this is very important. Tony needs his fuel. He gets like six shots in his coffee. So yeah, six shots, iced latte. He loves oat milk. He must have oat milk. And he likes a good strong flavor. So you know, it just depends on. Oh yeah, that's going to be my suggestion. Film Sarah. Sarah will fucking entertain Mama. Mama likes the camera. Just follow Sarah around for an episode. And then I just put that little straw in that thing. He likes spitting his coffee, right? He likes spitting his coffee? I didn't know that. I could have been filling up the whole cup. See, that's what matters. Every day is a discovery. And then I. Right. Well, normally he's here. Goddamn. I bring it to Red Van. I do a pass off, but he's not here. Oh, thank you. For me? Anytime. Appreciate you. And there we go. Really important stuff. Non-lethal deterrent. Designed specifically for the last 20 seconds. Names go in. Stars come out. That is the entire show. I love 40 seconds. I don't really want to like miss it. So when it does that. How am I supposed to find all the people? Yeah. You're not going to tell me. Nine days is too long. Too long. I miss you guys so much. Oh my God. Especially Red Band. I know, right? Thanks, guys. We love you. I wonder what he won't be able to do this. You want my really cute. Can you see? Of course. I have this really cute seashell one. You ready, Meg? I am so ready. This time I've got a normal. My tits aren't showing. All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal. You sign up. You get every new episode ad free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content. Q&A episodes. Behind the scenes stuff. Extra bits you're not getting anywhere else. And there's perks on the merch store too. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things. Links in the description or go straight to killtony.supercast.com to join. This is a very, very exciting opportunity for all you diehard fans. And super haters. Go to killtonysupercast.com. All right. Back to the show. You know, every week I watch people come up here and absolutely destroy their self-esteem. Unfortunately, Morgan & Morgan cannot help with that. But if you're actually injured because of someone else's negligence, that's just a different story. Right, Red Band? Yes. Morgan & Morgan has been fighting for the people for more than 35 years. They've got more than 1,000 lawyers, 100 offices nationwide, and they've recovered over $35 billion for their clients. Amazing. So if your car gets totaled, you get hurt at work, or someone else's bad decision becomes your very expensive problem, you should check out Morgan & Morgan. You can go to forthepeople.com slash Tony to start your claim. Their fee is free unless they win. And again, hurt feelings do not count. So it's a no-brainer. Go to forthepeople.com slash Tony and see if you're hurt. Your claim is a winner. I don't know. What's up? Okay, so we heard that Joe Rogan's going to be here tonight. So you know what that means. So that means be very fly off the wall. Yeah, we get food brought in every week. Steve handles that. He prints out a menu of all the options. He tries to get a variety. Mainly food Mediterranean. Do you think they're going to get sick of that? No, because how can you get sick of steak and veggies and stuff like that? They get it once a week. Okay, okay. It's like they're not eating it every day, but we'll see. I don't know. Got picky eaters. A lot of picky eaters. Oh, yeah, that's for sure. Versus me, I'll eat anything. And that's on Mary. Football, the rookies, the players on the teams trying to make an impact. Price picks gives me an easy way to follow all the action. I can make a lineup by selecting more or less on player. Add a few players together and track everything right in the app while I watch. Red band. The football preseason is here. There's no better place to run your game than prize picks. Amazing, funny connections with the show, connecting with customers and finding new ways to grow. Red band. 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Yeah, that's how it goes in these fucking, in these television worlds, right? Yeah. Everything's all tight. I'm Jerome. I'm Heidi. Nice to meet you. I think I look bigger on YouTube as well. Oh, yeah. Those ta-tas do. Thank you, sir. Ow! Thank you. Those honkers. One more time? Those honkers. They barely exist. They look like a lawn mower. I know, I know. Joe White, you look great. How old are you now? 180, Tony. 180? Yeah. How old are you? 180, Tony. 180? Yeah. How old do you look? 180, Tony. 180? 180, Tony. 180, Tony. 180, Tony. Wow. Wow. 180. That's amazing. How about when, do you remember being on that canoe with George Washington when you guys came over to take the country? Was that when we threw the silver dollar across the Delaware? I think I was. No, I think you're thinking of something else. That's the time that you threw the diamond off the Titanic. I think you're thinking of something else. Made small for an hour straight. You're prerequisiting your time. Where the fuck is the mound throw? - Oh my God, no, I'm going full mound. - You'll make it across. - When are you going to pitch? - Tomorrow, the Astros versus the Angels. - Oh, that leads out tomorrow, though. - You're gonna do a what? - I'm throwing the first pitch of the Astros game tomorrow. - Really? - Yeah. - If you didn't, it would cut me off for five minutes. - Oh, shit. - Yeah. - This is how you're gonna do it. - Oh, shit. - It's so fun. - On your hands, it's so fun. - I was practicing with the Longhorns the other day at the Longhorns stadium. - I'm sorry about that. - It's funny 'cause it's the second time that I practiced something like that. 'Cause I thought I was gonna have to try to kick a field goal on ESPN last season for the McAfee show. I luckily didn't have to 'cause I'm fucking terrible at that. - Oh, he's out here doing George Bush. - Wow. - Great form. - Thank you. - Wow. - If I was down there, I'd hit that shit right out the park, son. - That shit gone 430 feet, baby. - Out the park. - Out the dog park, baby. - Sweet ass. - Why don't you look at that and split the fuck up, man? You're looking like a motherfucker. - You got a lot of spots. - I think of that as they said to me once I was here. - Is it right? - Yeah, it is. - Okay. - All right. - I'm gonna go to the front. - You said it at a show. - It was the greatest thing I've ever done in my life. - Yeah. - And my entire life. - She was shooting her specials. - That is the greatest thing I've ever seen. - So funny. - That's funny. - I'm taking 40 minutes to roll a fucking blank. - She's at a club. - Yeah. - Always rolling the slowest ass blank. - She's my-- - Slow, slow rolling ass motherfucker. - You started writing, talking about 146. - Oh my God. - 146. - I think that's the record. - You got your people. - 146. Oh my god. I think that's the record. I was only 144. That's not the record? What's the record? Dude, I swear to god it's a thing. I've studied it in this room. He used to say the same thing. We used to play Madden. Yeah, you guys have a twitch. Actually, we got an extra muscle in our phone. I've been playing video games against the blacks for a long time. It ain't easy. They're built for that shit. I can't stop that. Oh my god. 156? Yeah, 156. This time he did it with three. Oh fuck. Get it out of here. It's broken. I broke it. See, you ripped your muscles after your first one. JJ needs a what? He wants that stool. Why does he need a stool? I can bring it out with us. What the hell does he possibly need a stool for? He's doing a minute. That's crazy. I'll bring it out with us. I don't know. Oh, that's so annoying. You got this. I'll bring it with us. That's annoying. Always something. Yeah. Put my zippers down. There you go. There we go. You got it. Yeah. Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? I'm a white woman in a Subaru I see today, okay? You're not special. But I'm just fired up about it. So I feel like trying ways of getting back at them. So I might tell a customer to have a great day. That's what I mean. It's have a great day. This is what happens now. This is when we get to the bucket. I mean, absolutely nothing can happen. It could be a crazy person. It could be the absolute future. This is the hard part about using a prop. You've got to take it down the stairs. A little prop comedy. Come on. Thank you so much. Let's try that again. Okay. Well, let's try. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's try that again. Okay. Let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try this. One person improv. Never been done. One person improv. Never been done. One person improv. Never been done. He's going up soon. He's going up soon. He's going up soon. Uh, trombone. Uh, trombone. Uh, trombone. Man, I'm glad you brought that Man, I'm glad you brought that Man, I'm glad you brought that trombone. I'm more of a trumpeter. trombone. trombone. All right. Steven. Let's try it one more time. Yes, how do you get those games? Oh, you really do They carry a lot of the weight into these old Wow Okay, how much are we talking you doing a lot of raps are you doing heavyweights low reps? State your name real quick Keegan Carmichael Tony or with red band you have a message for them or is there something you want to bring up? Yeah, next interview, uh, I don't want to say nothing nevermind it's gonna come off as bad You give us one Yeah, one step. Oh, I have all kinds of things. I would love to say in the interview But let's have a real interview. Let's just not talk about Mitch for ten minutes. That's what I would say Yeah, um I'm becoming way too good at that job. It's not something to be proud of but I'm doing really good at it I would like to get to a point in my life where I I'm not bragging about how good I am at door - yeah also Seth Rogen wanted to talk shit. I found out Seth Rogen was talking shit about me while I was delivering door - that's like the ultimate punchdown That was interesting But he said he didn't like me which sucks because I loved him so much and his opinion means everything To me, so I really sucks to hear that Seth Rogen He just said he didn't like me He said he said Mitch stuff and then he said he didn't like me And it sucks because I love him. I take his movies seriously Excepting he was Steve Wozniak. That one was hilarious I forgot about that It's very forgettable. Yeah I don't know if there's any curling in. There curls like 25 minutes. There you go. More like curly fries than my fries. Right? Ha ha ha. Alright, Danny B. Well, you've gotten on twice in two. That was wild. Just some straight up good old racism. My specialty. If you listen to CNN, you will know that is all that I do. So then what happened? So I woke up. I thought it was like the security guard trying to get me out of there or something like that. And then he pointed a block with like an extended mag. Oh, wow. I said I'm not from here, so it's like I'm not on Kill Torn, never been on, so the disrespect is wild. It's like I can't just be funny, you get me? Got to have a name, got to have this, got to that. I'm like, gee, I just come to work. Right. Well, you have one now, Mr. Francois. And an amazing, an amazing appearance on this show. A fantastic, you're exactly the type of thing that we love about this show. You know, all different ages, shapes, sizes, hairdos, jackets, the whole thing. So congratulations. Here's a golden ticket. Let's fucking go! Stephen Francois. A 16-minute long interview. An unbelievable minute. Stephen Francois, ladies and gentlemen. Following at the Comedy Cellar. Dreams are coming true. The crowd goes wild. He's shaking everybody's hand. These racist people are mad. They're leaving. How did you feel? You said you were waiting. You signed up like 42 times. Yeah, for a year and a half. A year and a half? Yeah. What is your mindset? 42 times. Did you ever think your name was going to get called? I knew that at some point my name was going to get called. So I just showed up. I knew the opportunity. I knew a couple of people that are already there. I knew a couple of people that are already here that got called up. And I knew that I wanted to come here. And I knew I wanted an opportunity. And I got it. You got it. That's great. You have such an interesting background. You were off, off, off Broadway. Yeah. You were door-to-door salesman. Yeah. When did you know you wanted to be a comic? When did I know? I knew when I wanted to be a comic when I was doing theater. And I was tired of the production being okay or not good. And knowing that I had no chance. And knowing that I had no control over overall production and the team aspect of it. So I was just like, I'm good, bro. I'm tired of having other people control my destiny. So I always was funny. I always wanted to be a performer. And then I was scared to do comedy. And then I did like a, I actually went to Manhattan School of Comedy in the city of New York. Literally 15 years ago. And then I've just been, I've been rocking since. For the first like, I would say five, six years of my comedy career, I was definitely working. And I was like, I'm going to do this. And I was focused on work. And then like, I think like eight, year eight, I just quit my job. I was working on Wall Street. I was in finance. I was making like $350, $400. And I walked away to sell tickets in, down in the West Village. Because the West Village is like the mecca of comedy. It's literally, I remember I'd be walking by and I'd see all these guys selling tickets. And I'm like, damn, dude. I just want to sell tickets on the street. So I literally, I gave up my job. I gave up my apartment. I got a room for myself. And then I just started straight up selling tickets. I sold tickets on, in the West Village for like four years. I sold tickets with Marcelo Hernandez on SNL. Yeah. So I was selling tickets with dogs. I met like so many incredible people that are on Netflix, this and that. Now, and I watch everybody get theirs. And I'm just sitting there like, dang, son. During the interview, there was moments. It started last for like, it was a 60 minute interview. That's very long. Yeah, dude. It felt like five minutes, bro. Like, literally, dog. Were you, uh, did you, was there a point where you knew he was going to give you the golden ticket? Could you like, you also like, asked you? Bro, I'm the comedy seller, dog. Closed mouth don't get fed. And like, I, you have to ask. When you start, you're already starting. You're fucking stealing the show tonight. Oh, listen, what's up? Where my ticket at, G? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. A closed mouth don't get fed. Whoa. This reminds me of the movie, "Remember the Titans." And there's no way I'm not, I'm like, bro, I came here a year and a half. You get me? And regardless of it, I'm not going to allow just that. I'm going to say, yo, I wanted enough to ask, straight up. You get me? Like, how do I not ask? This is the biggest opportunity. Bro, there's, in my opinion, one of the things I said, I'm like, yo, a golden ticket more valuable than a Grammy. More people got Grammys than golden tickets. Straight up. And not even that, also, like, culturally, for the fact, for me to come from the Northeast, different culture altogether, also be Caribbean, to still body and dominate here. You get what I'm saying? So it's just like, that for me is just like. That's impressive. You mentioned so many different cultures. You're up in so many, like, different influences. You're like a melting pot. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I think I'm lucky because even though my parents are, I have the immigrant experience. But I'm also, I'm black. So I also have the black experience. And then I have the suburb experience. But at the same time, I have the hood experience. So it's not like I'm one of these corny, suburb Negroes scared of black people. So it's always, and it's not like I'm an immigrant black person that dislikes black Americans. I'm still, like, relatively black American. You feel me? So it's just, and then also at the same time, I got mad for love for white people because I grew up with white people. And culturally, I have a lot of similarities pertaining to that. So it's just like, I'm lucky enough to understand. I've been in multiple walks of life, and I'm super fortunate. After you won, after this episode premiered on Monday, did anyone reach out? Any family members? Anybody on the street? Yeah. Any woman? Anything? Yeah, it was a few. Dude, it's Golden Ticket winner. What's going on, doctor? What's up, dude? You got it. That's cool as shit. You crushed it. Thank you, brother. Thank you. What would you have to tell other aspiring comics or other aspiring actors or other aspiring door-to-door staff? Anything in their field, what would you have to tell them? People view you as an inspiration. I know, right? And you're so funny, bro. I started comedy in my late 20s, mid-20s, and it's so hysterical. I didn't work to be an inspiration, but whatever. Here we are. It is what it is. But I would say work hard. Work hard to the point where it's undeniable, bro. Don't let nobody deny your work, and just believe in yourself. If you work hard, and you believe in yourself, and you have the results, keep on going. Don't let nothing. I don't know. I'm a dog, man. You get me? I'm like, if you want something, man, can't nobody stop me, bro. I can't be at work, and I believe that I'm gifted. It's just. I won't stop, bro. I can't stop. That's incredible. With your interview, it's so natural. Everything feels so natural. Your improv skills are off the charts. Where does that come from? Bro, it's. I'm a professional, Jay. You got to understand, I've been a salesperson for a long time. I've been a salesperson since I was. I've been a salesperson longer than I was an adult. I started sales when I was 17. When I started sales, I was this fat, black dude working at this pretty white shop. It was just. At that point, they had me in the stock room. One day, they were short somebody, and then they forced me, put me on the sales floor, and I ended up tripling everybody's sales. Then, at that moment, I knew that I was dope. I knew that I was great, because I wasn't supposed to. I think it was just more believing in myself. Also, just. I do everything with love, bro. I do it with real love. I want to learn, I want to understand, and I care, so it's just like, I can't be beat. You get me? There's too many frauds. You can't be love, bro. I really love this. You get me? I really love life. I really love people, and I really, genuinely care, and you can't compete with that. I just believe that. Oh, I got God. I love God. God on my side. You get me? God on my side, Jay. That's amazing. That's crazy. Praise God on my side. With, now, your Golden Ticket success, what do you look for now in the future? What now? Start working, bro. I just want to get to work, bro. I just want to make people laugh. I just want to share laughter and do real comedy, bro. I just want to. I want difficult topics, and I want to talk about difficult topics. I'm going to put that shit in cheese and peanut butter, and you're going to enjoy the medicine. You get me? Like, it's stupid. It's a white dog joke, but it's deeper than that. You feel me? It's more depth than that. It's the underneath. It's funny, but, like, why is it funny? My name is Steve Francois. I'm a suburb negro. My black friends, they don't like it. They be real judgmental. They be like, "Yo, bro, I don't know how you cool with white people, yo. I don't like the way white people treat us. I feel like white people treat us like dogs. And I'm like, "Have you seen the way white people treat dogs?" "Oh, man, yo, how good is your life? How good is your existence? You're not trying to be treated like a white dog." So that's what I want. I'm like, "It's funny, but why is it funny?" So that's what I want. That's what I want to share. That's what I. I love this shit, bro. Honestly, bro. Like, work hard, love yourself, believe in yourself. 'Cause, like, no one else will. And I promise you, bro, when you believe in yourself in a way that no one else will, they start to believe you, and they know what it is. And they don't need to. 'Cause the person that does matter, that can change your life, will believe you. Stay blessed. Well, if you like that last guy, this is gonna be different. It's gonna. Thank you. Brent, I'm telling you, you crushed it here tonight, and you are a part of absolute history because this is the first time ever in which we've had back-to-back golden ticket winners. Congratulations. Congratulations, Brent. Hell yeah. Leave your avails. We'll give you another minute up here on this show sometime soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling right now, being the first ever back-to-back golden ticket winner? I, brother, I am happier than a pig in shit. I feel good. I'm, you know, I've been in comedy for seven years. I've been working hard in Austin for like three and a half and just. It feels like one good thing is happening after another. I couldn't be happier. I feel very good. What was your mindset heading in right before your set? Obviously, seeing someone win a golden ticket before your set, that's got to be nerve-wracking to tell. All right. So I, from the beginning, I was just surrounded by love, and, you know, I'm supported here already. I was talking to, I don't know if this is too inside baseball, but I was in the back talking to Steve Glass. I think he's one of the producers. He's on the show, and I knew him from Cap City and stuff. And I'm sitting back there, and the guy's on stage for 15 minutes. I'm like, he's killing. This is, like, bad for me, right? He's like, nah, man, you'll be good. And then Steve Francois gets the golden ticket, and I heard Steve go, fuck. And I was like, oh, no. And then, you know, came up with the line. Well, I came up with that line. That's, like, a line I've used before. If you like that, this is going to be different. That's just something I say, but it came to me in the moment. And a couple of things happened like that where it just came up, and I was able to, I was in flow state, and it was just going. I'm, I can't put it into words. It was just, it was, it was a great experience, and I'm very grateful. That's amazing. How long have you been working at the Comedy Mothership? I've only been working at the Comedy Mothership for two months. I'm one of the newest door guys. And they're all great, and they've all had really good appearances on Kill Tone, and hell, any one of them, I think, could have got a golden ticket. But for whatever reason, the stars aligned tonight, and Daddy got one. But they're all very supportive, and we all support each other, and we love each other, and they were the loudest ones yelling in the back. So, it's all good. That's so great to hear. Yeah. You still working at the escape room? How's life been going, Brent? It's been going all right. I'm trying to quit my job at the escape room, but I. You really work at an escape room? Yeah, I can't figure out how to leave. Can I tell you. Oh, that's fine. You son of a bitch. You got me. You don't work at an escape room. You really do? Yeah. Four dreams escape room, East Caesar Chavez. I'm going to be there probably two more weeks. Wow. Yeah. So, I've got. I'm working out at two weeks' notice. This is my last week. I put it in. Yeah, this is my last week. So, I'm working this Thursday and Saturday, and I'm out. But I gave him a plug, and my boss is very happy. A nice Russian man named Alex runs it. It's in an old house that's probably haunted. How is your. How is your depression now? You've talked about your depression. Oh, it's, you know, it's still there. It's not. I actually did have a guy reach out from home, the guy that I went to high school with, and he said, I hope your depression clears up like it's a rash. And it's just. It ain't like that, really. The depression. Right now, you know, I'm good. If something bad happens, you know, I might spiral, but. But so far, yeah, I'm good right now. I'm in therapy. I'm on the meds. We're fine now. That story was very, like, that was a dark point in my life. But I'm doing good now. Things are going good for me, and I'm working towards my goals. So, I'm all right. I'm in a good spot. That's amazing. Yeah, man. How is your family, your dad? What was his reaction? My dad said, You hugged tater salad? He saw me hug Ron White. He said, That was cool as hell. Yeah, they're all proud of me, and I think my parents. Like, I've talked about my family, and they seem fine with me talking about them. It's all true. My dad's whole boundary is just, I don't care what you say about me as long as it's true. So, I try to hold him to that. I don't make up shit about him. Everything I tell about my dad is completely, you know, true for the most part. If I ever say he has a big dick, that's a lie. That's for you, Marlon. That's a weird thing to say about your dad. We bust each other's balls. It's fun. We got a good relationship. That's my daddy. That's him. What have been 50 episodes dropped? You mentioned some reactions. Any other cool reactions? Anyone recognize you on the screen? Yeah, yeah. I've had people. A couple people. People see me on the street. I'm working here still. So, a lot of people that come to the Comedy Mothership Hall are like, dude, congrats on the gold ticket. I've had old, like, people that I haven't talked to in 30 years reach out. Well, I'm 34. People that haven't reached out in, like, 25, 26 years have reached out. Like, people from high school. But it's really cool. It's all very positive. And they're just like, hey, man, we're proud of you. And it's cool to see somebody from where we're from come up. So, it's been sick. Yeah, man. Have you talked with or reached out to Steve from Schwab? Oh, yeah. We've talked. We smoked a. Well, we smoked a golden cigarette is what I'll say. It was. The wrapper for the cigarette was gold. Yo, shout out Brent. Brent crushed it. Have you reached out to Brent or have you guys. Yeah, me and Brent actually smoked a golden joint together. We smoked a golden joint together. And then I. I actually gave Tony a golden joint, too. You gotta. Bro, come on. Reciprocity, bro. Wow. Reciprocity, G. And we did that together, like, the night that it aired. I actually. They threw me a party down. I used to be a door guy at Sunset. And a lot of my friends are down there. And we watched the episode together. And we ate chicken wings. And then afterwards, I met Francois at Mitzi's. And we smoked that golden cigarette. So, it was a nice evening. That's incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any girls reach out to you now that you won? Not a single piece of pussy has thrown itself at me. Will you believe that? Not a single. I've. Nope, nothing. Just a lot of boys hollering at me. A lot of fellows, so. I'm single and sad, ladies. Well, that's basically all the questions I have. Do you have anything else you want to say? I love you. I appreciate you. Thank you for all the nice things. Thank you. People are saying, I'm trying to stay off of Reddit. But it seems like things are positive for the most part. And I'll try to bring the heat next time. And meet your expectations, I suppose. But, well, we'll give it our best shot. I love you. Thank you so much, dude. I love you. What kind of drugs were you doing? A lot of cocaine. Yeah, I did do a lot of cocaine. Back in the day, I was like, I'm all in it. I didn't do a lot of hard drugs, so I moved to Tucson. Thank you for being told I was funny and I used to skateboard and really, that's all I do is cook and I just work out there and murder. Now I'm going to set you up for one more big one here. What was the craziest night of drinking and drugs and whatever and you're like, geez, what a disgusting animal. What was one example of what you're like, geez, this is the worst. It was one of the times I could say I actually had criminalization. Every answer is funny. I had an apartment in Tucson and I woke up one morning and there's like 10 people sprawled out with needles still in their arms. History was passed out. Not that, but just fucking out. Actually, a run out of Big Joe. It looks like a lady tax. I'm kidding. You weren't going to get one. No, shut the fuck up. It's my fourth one. I'm so serious. There he goes. Richie Zorvin, everybody. Thank you, guys. And we come to that time, ladies and gentlemen, we did it. We went through 10 cold, warm, vomit holes. The first episode. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Congratulations to Brian, you too. I'm so fortunate to have you on the show. I'm hearing a lot of people telling me that I'm a freak of nature. Yes. I love it. We're talking about it. We're all in it. It's only a matter of time until I'm gone You are the new, you are the new Too much of the anomaly, the real deal Act okay Thank you. Folks! - I got pulled over on my bike and the cop thought I had a fake ID on a bike and I was like dude there's people there's there's businesses losing money right now because there's homeless people doing drugs in front of them and you worried about a guy on a bike with a fake ID that's crazy to me why do they think you have a fake ID he's trying to find other shit on me so he needed an excuse did he find anything I'm clean as a whistle man do you take any drugs or anything like that why next question you know what you know what the real answer to that is is the air the answer is it to say don't do drugs the answer is to say just do the right ones no I don't do drugs I actually met this chick with schizophrenia and that's cool cuz I was like I would like disappear because they're like the fantasy of me is better than me so I was like what kind of make a schizophrenic chick think about me yeah then she tried to stab me that's a true story I wish it wasn't what why did she try to stab you cuz I wouldn't have sex with her cuz I figured out how crazy she was when I got to her place she like started pulling my pants off and she ripped my bed loops and I left so I just let her think about me for a few weeks then I went back to her place and then we did it it's a lot more satisfying was she hot or no six out of ten I I saved two jokes it went so long I had two more jokes planned I had two more jokes planned I had two more jokes planned I had two more jokes planned I saved them cuz they couldn't have gone any better than that last one figured that might be interesting oh yeah hey how are you hey how are you how are you how are you I'm bad sure I let you down great job what about you I got to go to work I'm glad you're coming how about one more *music* *music* wow you left it all out there tonight *music* you get those golden ticket winners by chance that's got to be great stuff huh? *music* *music* *music* you get those golden ticket winners by chance that's got to be great stuff huh? what an episode so fun *music* what an episode so fun I made a show that I love to do it's crazy I made a show that I love to do it's crazy *music* that was so awesome Ron *music* you made tonight's show dude by being there you made tonight's show dude by being there oh brother what a fun fucking night oh brother what a fun fucking night I love it you're so god damn good I know you're going on vacation tomorrow it means the world to me that you joined us for this one I knew it was a good good one for you to be on and boy you fucking nailed it I love you so much I love you so much I love you too bro *music* thank you thank you so much Ron thank you it was an honor really yes sir thank you I live in Atlanta I live in Atlanta oh Atlanta I came in to do a show with a buddy of mine in the sunset and then I'm just good friends with Tony I like I did like the first few episodes when they first did this and me and Tony are good friends like he's the one that got me like a lot of my first early writing jobs with like Jeff Grubbs and scoring with Rogan and stuff so like yeah you know where Ron went? no he left oh ok hey did Ron walk this way? no no no he walked uh right left? yeah wow I'm gonna be going up against your boy though probably oh man right oh wait Eric Spicer yeah yeah right yeah ooh I'm gonna see you back there I'm gonna see you back there I'm gonna see you back there can we take a picture of that? yeah alright can we take a picture of that? yeah can we take a picture of that? yeah 5, 2, 3. 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