KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 781 Jeff Arcuri)

And we've been in Austin for six years, and we did it in LA for seven years before this, so we're in year 13. Yeah, man, I was just saying, I was driving through one hour and a half, with comics, let's say I'm still on the higher page right now. Yeah, it's because it was the only thing I really wanted to do, it wasn't working. Yeah, and even, and you know, and we've kind of gotten away from it, but it's always great when there's a touch of it. But back then, even for people like us, you know, I'm like 20 years in next May, how about you? Right, so back then, 13 years ago, you know, it was the only thing where you could get like a little tidbit, maybe not from me, but from a Jimmy Car, whoever, right, that had been doing it as long as we're doing it now, back then, and a little tidbit where it's like, God damn it, maybe editing really is important. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of work on it watching the show, it's cool, because the advice was just important. Exactly. And we love hearing that, like, you know, now, when you do it watch, when you say, you know what we're going to do about it, it's like, yeah, exciting about that. Yeah, and sometimes the, sometimes the wildest things happen, we've found like a, I think a seven, 80 year old man the other day, we want a golden ticket, like he was just, so fucking funny, yeah, so funny, and the guy's been waiting his whole life to be discovered, he's been doing comedy 30 fucking years or whatever, and he's like, this is the best fucking day of my God damn life. It's from Atlanta, Georgia. I love that, that's great. That's what it is, you know, I keep it loose, it's like that, you know, it's like, and sometimes people around me, you know, whether it's red band or the panelist or whoever is like, what are we doing? What's going on? Let's get out of here, and I'm like, come on, you know, it's got to, it's got to like go with it, it's got to come from like here, not some strategic plan thing, but yeah, that Aaron Blyell episode, we never would have found Aaron, ever, and man, that's, he fucking, dude, he's great. He's doing well. Since I met him there, I had a good, like, end, and he's just, like, taking it up with this, but I started off from playing and talking to him. Oh, that's like Aaron Blyell, and he just, he's dropping it, for like 10 minutes. I didn't even, I haven't even seen that, so. How many snack, when do you stop snacking? Do you just shit every time you're not around me? You're, I never see you not eat it. Hey, what are these carrots? Hey, what's your job? Another bowl of pasta? What, what type of tapeworm do you have? Do you have a, do you know you have a tapeworm? I'm a growing boy. Look, you're behind the scenes on, behind the scenes, episode. This is Peter Shore. Hi. He eats snacks all day and night, and, and videotapes things. One of the greatest directors in the comedy business right now. This is, this is, this is where he lives. He lives inside of this. Do you get, can you get this? Wow, that's good. Wow, that's good. My ear canals have been dry lately. Have you have, you have this too? Dry, dry ear canals. Clean as hell. Flaky ear canals. So get ready for that since you and I are trading on and off symptoms. Like dry for no real reason. An entirely new thing. Well, you probably don't even know. I have a feeling you're not checking those ear canals. Hi, how my two favorite little eight eyes over here. They really do. That's Uncle Lazer there in the four spot. Aaron Heltz, Uncle Lazer, Dedric Flynn, Pat O'Neal. Thank you. Do you guys meet Jeff? Jeff Arcario. What? Hey, I like that. Oh, shit. What's going on, dude? Good to see you. I didn't see you. I just saw, I just saw a misshapen woman walk by. I'm like, maybe, maybe David's leading up. Another wookie. The wookie of the ear. See, I'm done making fun of you. I'm just going for your ladies now. You never give me anything to work with. You wear plain black clothes. How do you do a lot of maintenance? That's what it is, brother. All right, good. Bring your eyes to the stage, please. I said he's always bringing some big misshapen. What do you have to do? Oh, my God. Yeah, so funny. Jeff was just saying that he saw Aaron killing it, that he has this big closer and all this stuff. Yeah, that's what it's all about. There's nothing like it, by the way. All right, before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Killtony Plus. Here's the deal. You sign up. You get every new episode ad free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content Q and A episodes behind the scene stuff extra bits. You're not getting anywhere else. And there's perks on the merch store too. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things links in the description or go straight to killtony dot supercast dot com to join. This is a very, very exciting opportunity for all you die hard fans and super haters go to killtony supercast dot com. All right, back to the chef red band is everything OK, you look concerned over there. Red has a gun. It's a well oiled machine. Perfection every Monday is crazy. I know, right? Every girl I run across asked me does Heidi, I'm like, yeah, but she works out for five hours. Did you say we have the same exact connect in the back. Wow, I probably eat as much as you know, I eat a lot. He loves brittle peanut brittle. I don't want to be skinny, but when I shot that movie, you don't have to worry about that. You know, shoot for four months like it was like because I had a lot of studs. You know? - What? (laughing) - Hit me. - Hit me. - Hit the dark storm. - Yay. - Before and after. - Tom Carnival cruise. (laughing) - It double-star, baby. - It was a, it was a mother fucking. - Lookin' like a butterfly. - Lookin' like a motherfucking lost. - Lookin' like I'm a pair. - Lookin' like a motherfucking a wasp. - I say that every week, at least. - Out here lookin' like a motherfucking ladybug. (laughing) - Is it a mother book that's in my exact account? You said, "Do you think it was a bug?" - Yeah, was there good coverage of that? Like, of us, like, sideball, I think? - I do. - Watch the bell, car. - Oh shit, you were running. - Oh no, you're on the golf cart. - Oh my God, no way. - How did you do that? - Well, he fell out of the golf cart. It's much more believable than anything. - So, you saw that rim, when you go that rim, they have a thing tied to you that pulls you out gently but you still hit home. - Wow. - You know what I'm sayin'? - Daniel. - That's pretty crazy. - That's serious. - Shit. - I thought the sun would be you running. (laughing) - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, here's another one. The fight's me. - Oh shit. - When it's just a warm food. - It's like a day and it's just weird. - Yeah. - I was in Shakespeare then, like. - Oh, that thing's you, dude. - It's like a day and it's, you know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah. - Save your energy, ladies. - Oh, that's right. - How many drinks did you had today? - Why are these cocaine guys all in denial about doing that? - A man can't quit? - I don't know, I don't know. - Hotheads are like, hotheads are like, why do you have some weed? Let's smoke. Cocaine people are like, ah, I've been sober six months. It's like, you know you, you know you happen. - I don't know. - I can't do fuck out of you, so I'm cocaine. - Go ahead, what are you doing? Who looks at fucking world class sushi and doesn't take-- - You're just fixing up and fucking going back. - All right. (laughing) - I'm going back. - I have to look at what-- - Whoa. - Whoa. - I almost got it, I almost got it all there. - I've never seen that table move before. - I like him move. - Well, these two put in their legs together. Can budge the unbudgables. - Have a seesaw in it. Have a seesaw in it. - Look at these two. These are two of the absolute funniest human beings on planet Earth. They can do anything right now. - What kind of show? - They are unstoppable. You get ready, 'cause that's the future. We're all gonna be asking them for work in 10 years. They crack each other up, so they can't be stopped. Yes, the real deal, Pat O'Neill, ladies and gentlemen. - Hello. - The true closer. - What you guys did do? (indistinct chatter) - We're getting there. You still have a while, so you need to drink a water or something. - I've seen this before. - And then you go, man, Tony, last time I was excited. I'd done a podcast that day. I was Bob Beers in, I didn't realize. I need another shot. I'm ready this time. - Tony, this is not a long time. - I'll get it done. (laughing) - Whoa, do you write that in Tuscaloosa last night? - Do you like how I just made that up off my head? Let's get it. - All right. - We'll be missing out. Can't wait to have you in September, next month. You gotta let me know. ♪ And I'm not alone ♪ ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ ♪ I wish I was special ♪ ♪ And I could reach you ♪ ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ ♪ I want you to be here ♪ ♪ I want you to be here ♪ ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ ♪ Oh, you're so fucking special ♪ ♪ I want you to be here ♪ ♪ Oh, you're so fucking special ♪ (upbeat music) , I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) - Is there a thing? - Yeah, it's just a thing. (laughing) - When we did all this shit, I don't think we had to open. All of my dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. We got so much bad. - All of my ass cracking here? - Yeah. - We gotta do things that we can do. - I'm sure, are you guys hungry? - I was, then I ate, so now I'm done with my meal. (laughing) - I'll grab some more. - Yeah, I'll get some, like, when there's, like, downtime. But that looks so, what is it? - Oh, nice, nice. - Nice, that looks, fire. I probably won't be getting used to that, I ain't out now. (laughing) - And now that's about it. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh? (cheering) You know, I'm doing something special over night. Very rarely for a first-time guest, do we go solo one guest. I like to break them in and, and, you know, have them on, get them, feel the rhythm beforehand, before ever having them on as a solo guest. But tonight's special, this guy's fucking hilarious. He's taking over, he has a brand new Netflix special that's absolutely crushing it. He's crushing it online, crushing it in life. And I know for a fact that he knows the show. So, ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure for me to introduce his first-ever time on panel, one of the top-rising comedians in the world. In fact, he is risen. His Netflix special, nice to meet you, is killing. On Netflix, right now, makes the noise. But the kill-to-me panel, maybe you, on the green gentleman, Murray, everybody. (cheering) ♪ Hell yeah, we're gonna have some fucking fun tonight. ♪ ♪ Check out Curry. ♪ - Welcome. - Welcome. - Thank you, dude. - Thank you, dude. I'm excited, man. What's up, Aussie? (cheering) What are these beautiful people out here? These real Texans. He got this guy who definitely makes bombs in a shed somewhere. - Oh, my God. - How are you feeling right now? - I'm good. - You doing good? - I'm good. - I'm excited. - You crushed it last set, bro. That was amazing. How did that feel? - That was terrifying. That was all a fight or flight. I was just going on instinct. That was the scariest thing I've ever known. And I've been in my house for a while. - Wow. - Yeah. - Was it, 'cause you came with the buddy, right? - Yeah. - So, yeah. On the drive home, how was that life? - Well, we had another comic book with his own set. We did not get a single gatorine. It's very something that I don't like at all. We felt that from now on. Every time we did that, I thought I'd do it. (laughing) Sorry, did I go wrong? - How did that happen? - We were trying to do what we could do. - We could do what we could. - Yeah, it's always good. - That's awesome, man. - How did the wife feel about it? - She didn't get it at first. Like, I had a corner and I was like, "Is it new with the show?" - Yeah. - But I told her we got a goal. - Did you get it? - Yeah. - And she was like, "What do they mean?" And I'm like, "What's going on?" - I'm American, I mean, we're on the yellow car. - Yeah. - And I knew it was fun. And we just had a big one. - Yeah. - But it looks cool. - This is the start of the career. - This is what we were working for. - This is a big, it's not a get out of jail free card. It's more like a ticket to Harvard. You know, it's a pretty mission-slip thing to deal with it. (laughter) - How do you feel about your set for tonight? - My set for tonight, huh? (upbeat music) - Hundreds of dollars, I hope. - I believe that it works. - The crowd, I know it works, I know it works. - Yeah, there it is. - It's going to work. - Last question. When's the last time you watched Transporn? - As a straight white man, I believe that Transporn is the straightest born. Because, I mean, regular born's 50/50. You get a woman and a man that's 50/50, but with Transporn. - You can play with those percentages, you know? (laughter) - That's what I do. I watch, like, as in. Do you have any proper research on it? - Yes. - It's been a few weeks, so I might need to look into it as it was new. - Awesome, how are these beautiful people out of here? He's real Texan. Got a guy with an Indianapolis colts visor on for some reason. - Nice, very weird choice. Never really understood the visor. Still a little something to keep the sun out of your eyes, right? But the top of your head, free? Hell yeah, that's the case. - Okay, a man that has a specific way to use the sun. I mean, still wants that heat on top of the head, but can't have it in your eyes? - You don't wear sunglasses, do you? - You do. - Wow, you hate the sun. (laughter) - My God, well, welcome, everybody and welcome, Jeff. - Thank you. - Fun to have you. You told me earlier that we're watching episodes a long time ago, you know, in the show. So, so excited to have you here. Nice to meet you. It was out now on Netflix. We're gonna have some fun tonight. You know how the show works, but let me tell you this is it. This is the real deal right here. Over 200 names have signed up tonight in this magical bucket. You know what I'm gonna do? Just 'cause I feel bad for making fun of them during the first commercial break. Hope things improvise. If you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show about it. Well, we go wrangle that first bucket poll. I am excited about this. We have a golden second winner, cashing in for his very first time. The last time he was on, he fucking crushed. Firefighter from Louisiana. Ladies and gentlemen, makes a noise for the first return of air and health, everybody. (upbeat music) - I like to get my haircut, the Wonder Cuts. And if you don't know what a Wonder Cuts is, it's like a Super Cuts, but all the women do heroin. And that's a lot of fun. They're falling asleep with scissors next year here. Just admitting to crimes that you've never even heard of. - Just, I stabbed my boyfriend 18 times before. And then I snail-trailed his car. - You're like snail-trailed his car. - That's when he shit off the windshield. Oh, you're a pussy. - And you're like, oh, lady. I don't think you're getting your kids back. (audience laughing) Not with this haircut. They call it the Wonder Cuts because you wonder what the fuck is going on in there. You wonder how a business can operate with six women falling asleep in their own haircut and chairs. Just scalping, motherfucker. Just, no, I'm sorry, did I get you? I'm sorry, man. You wonder who's gonna fix this fucking haircut? 'Cause I had a lady one time. She was trying to give me a fade, but she was already pre-fated. So it was just a stark line, just up. And eventually she looked at me and she was like, I just got out of jail. So I was like, yeah, I was just wondering that. All right, that's my time, my name's Aaron. Aaron, welcome back, my friend. (audience applauding) - It's good I go out first 'cause he's fucking autistic and nothing faces him. - Yeah, he doesn't get it, just feel it. - I always don't feel shit. - That's why he is the best person to go first. - Bro, are you getting done? - The crowd on you, yeah. 'Cause sometimes the middle is the best. - I'm glad we got more going to take a few more and regular's now. - Yeah. - Because when that was just me and William, we'd have to go to his little kids. And back then, I think we'll be drinking like a lot. So my time, it's broke down. - That's when William used to get smudged. (audience applauding) - It sucks though, but William was unstoppable. - Bro, he was, he was, I don't know what it is about comedians having a conversation. That makes something like, how are you supposed to apologize? (audience laughing) - Aaron, thank you so much. Congratulations on your first cast, and you made a long drive to be here tonight. We're gonna keep it moving. Aaron helps us start the show. And now to the bucket we go, ladies and gentlemen, this is where shit gets wild as you do. (audience laughing) - Thank you. - How are you, bro? - I'm good. - How do you take it when? - I think it was good. - I don't know, I didn't get the response I wanted, but it was, I think it went well and we have to get it every moment almost. - You did, bro. - I was like, it was solid. Yeah, I think. (audience laughing) - Are you going back to Louisiana? - Yeah, tomorrow. - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow. Dude, good job, man. - Thank you. - Where's he going? - I hope I can keep going. - For sure. - Thank you so much for right now. We're gonna pop you down. - Like the. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm going to be rolling up and sent you down, and it's like, what is this? - That's like, yeah, look at it. It's the only difference, isn't it? So now you get, like, live reaction to, like, what it is, it's supposed to be just going out on TV that people have their own. - That's all, I think that's my life. - I like, I believe that might be better, not no one. - Oh, not no? - Yeah, 'cause this, 'cause, the tickets don't, that shit, it's, like, if you're looking at, like, what people are saying, and then in person, you don't want to take it down, like, like, what I really do, like, you know what I mean? Like, this is long form, I'm gonna make you kind of, what should you do? - Southern thing, we gotta do long. - We gotta have our harmony. - No. - It's like, we got more, we're trying to have more fun. You get to do your thing. And people are just, like, some people just look at me, like, okay, no, I'm like, he's funny, he doesn't know. Like, I, I think, they wanna come see me more. - Yeah. - You're just, they wanna be able to, like, look at, like, you're off the phone, and it's like, it's bigger, you're taller, like, you know what I mean? - It's a, it's a, it's a completely, sorry, I'm really excited. - It's, it's, it's insane to think about it. It's like, it's, it's that giant, like, it's like, I'll get, I'll get like, a message in dude from, like, I will, like, hey, and the boys, I'll get together and watch you. And, like, the ones from, like, a month ago, where is good as good as good as the ones from, like, the last three I've been doing. I'm glad you guys are shit together. We didn't, maybe kind of, like, it is, like, but then you'll still be the same as you would be, like, I still like to also, like, really good, kind of, have that thing, and then you can just, kind of, like, take some peace together, like, which you like, like, 'cause that, that's the best thing about the live reactions. It's like, okay, y'all really like this thing. Like, this got the most, like, chairs. It's like, okay, so why did y'all like that? Was it, my energy, was it how I was saying it? Was it speed, like, you, it's just a fuckin' weird, like, man, it's so cute. (laughing) But when you get, when you, you're like, I'll say if you get, like, a dog tail special, you'll be, like, you've already had to do it. - Yeah! - You've already done two, one minute special. - Yeah. - So it's, like, a lot easier to do. - Hey! - Hey! - That's the problem. Is that the light stuff in my room? - I didn't mean to break up your Black Panther party, my back. - We filmed a 30 minute taping for me. - My back from breaking up your Black Panther party. It ain't never seen me there, whatever the fuck. - Come on, we can do it. - By the fuck, we can do it. - And I love it. - I'm good. - Tell my man to act today, but our heads are touched. - Alright. - Very good. - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. - Yeah. - I'm not expecting that. - Oh, no, no, no, no. - In Baton Rouge, they have this club called The Silly Rabbit. - The Silly Rabbit. - I don't like the only all Black club and-- - Why gotta be all Black? - Well, because they don't like me work there, so. - I'm saying that with that wing. - Okay, that's it. - Is that only coming to the club with Silly Rabbit? - Yeah. - And they're all boys who run that bullshit at the VWW. I did that before. - Yeah, I farted that. - What's the matter? - He paid me good. - Did you have fans paid you good? - Yeah. - 'Cause I kept turning on his office. - I thought he was giving you shit offers. He gave me shit off. You told my the guy would do it at the VW, right? - He does it on the fruit stands, he does it at five. - So he gave me, we did the VW and earned the burden. So we did the VW and I tell you the only way that I was gonna come was there were gonna have to be two shows and there's gotta be 85, 15 split. And I said, I need to know the numbers daily and I'm gonna count them. And then I did two shows at that big ass place, but then I did two sold out shows in New Orleans that some, like hundreds either of comedy, they don't exist anymore, just fucking dollars. - What is that, what is that comedy, you know? - If Pat calls for money, we're trying to do like this and we're gonna be back. - And go on those people, the things that I never really remember. So I worked for ability 360 and I worked really hard to make sure that all disabled people are able to do whatever they want to do I do the exact same thing with my golden tickets I don't know oh we noticed trust me I know alright Dave I'm gonna try to blow up your squad I guarantee you you're gonna get in here good he was on the I have video proof yeah I mean it's there's video proof yeah that he was in. with Tony I don't know I know I do you do it I'm just saying people are okay I want to read this out there you don't hear your name (audience laughing) - No, I can, I can, can I bear water, you know? - I mean, you should have a dude, but you think I, - No, I don't even like to do that. - What's the, what's the guy doing? - I'm just coming back here, I'm brad, I'm hosting him on a gathering, I've got some baby and other Filth County regulars, that's why I'm not gonna be doing this. - This was a whole lot of fun. - I know, I gotta give him a little, I gotta give him a little, I gotta give him a little. - I gotta give him a little, yeah. - That's it, I told him to give him a little, I have a pay for that too, a piece of sushi, I'm sorry. - Yo, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that, I'm going to be back, I'm going to be back in like, five minutes, everyone's got to be out, it's not supposed to be here, that's it, that's all I gotta say, I'm not trying to be like, fucking guy, I hate this job. - No, you're good, we love you. - That was a really nice way to do it. - We love you bro, we love you. - You should get the food and drinks. - I said, I don't even like sushi, that was a joke dude. - I'm allergic. - I love sushi, I love sushi. - I love our sushi, but that's not what you do. (laughing) - You're not bad that such, if I could go up to him and be like, I was a guest on the show. - Not exactly, I think you're fit. - It sucks, why are we up to the apple? - That's the thing, right there. (laughing) - Wow, unbelievable. Sarah, we love you, you killed it, you're the best. - Thank you so much, Sarah Slom. - Thank you guys so much. - On to the next one, we. (chattering) - I'm just in the flex, Sarah, we'll see how this minute goes. (chattering) - Everybody, you know, it's in the like, the one and only, pop the way. (chattering) - Yeah, that was a good, no good right now. (chattering) - What's he doing? - He's doing the business, he's doing the business. - What are you doing? (laughing) Netflix documentary. - Oh, that's more important. - Oh, not now. - I'll get out of your way. (laughing) - Hi, Sarah Slom. - More like, hanging off. - I'm just hanging off. - I'm just hanging. - Sarah, oh, that's a terrible concern. - No. - It's gonna be your photo. - I don't know if it's gonna give me parts of that. - Everything that you got in there, with me being in there, you got to blur me out. You got to blur me out, like if it was your little Asian dickin' boy. - Yeah, we. - We wouldn't turn in the camera on to you so they'd see what I'm talking about. (laughing) - Well, I'm editing everything, so. And then I'm at the final say, so like. - Just blur me out. - You got it, you got it. - You got it. - You got it. I'm just saying I'm not gonna edit your job. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It should be bad for me if that gets up. - Yeah, yeah, no worries, no worries. Tony, Tony looks at everything too. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - Well, I love you talking to you, you're the king. You're the only guy that ever gave me a chance. I steal a piece of sushi every once in a while, I'm fucking sorry. - And I hope I'm allowed in the green room. (laughing) - Thank you. - What? - Wait, wait, wait. - I'm really nervous. - How are you guys doing? - You guys are good. - You guys are good. - Jump down the bridge. (laughing) - He's really trying to kill us. - I was in Vegas. - What bridge? - Walking to the over the street? - Yeah. - The crosswalk bridge? - Yeah. - So, it was a bridge on the floor. - You don't know the name of the bridge that you just saw. - It was a bridge. - I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. - Okay. - Jumping. And then, Groot in the Texas soil. And they were like, "We should let it grow a little bit." - Right. (laughing) - Just a reminder, if anybody's ever having thoughts, we do the better, help.com. He said he on the group, help tell me. - Daniel Van Tassel. Yeah, how about something else interesting about your life? What kind of hobbies or special skills in town that you see now? - Hobbies? (applause) - All right. Another bucket poll. We know this young lady, she is very funny. She's famously been on this show before. Made a huge impact. Is now a regular here at the mothership and a full-time employee for life changed from being here in Austin, Texas. Very funny lady. This is a brand new minute from the great. Any title, everybody. (upbeat music) - All my friends are getting married, having kids. I feel behind, I've always been behind. I remember when I was 14 and I hadn't gotten my period yet. I would just pretend, walk out of the bathroom at school like do not go in there. I just did a big period. (audience laughing) Last one of my friends to get my period. Last one of my friends to kiss a boy. He was 16 and guess who can't coach soccer anymore. (audience laughing) - How do you feel about tonight's set? - Well, we will see. Should be fine. - Should be fine? - Yeah, but it's three this week, so. - Yeah, well, definitely. - How do you feel about MSG coming up? Try and not to think about it. You're like the most positive. - Yeah. - But yeah, it's just like different, like putting the sets together. It's like certain jerks I have to say for that. - Yes. - That like, that could have put into it. (audience chattering) - Man, those are fucking great. You know what I mean? I'm excited, obviously. - For sure, we think about it too much. - Last question, have you seen the Odyssey yet? - No, I want it. I'm fucking spun out by it. What are we doing? Fine, I love first of her knowledge. Got you. In the first stage, in her stellar, sorry. Everybody's upset about it, because it's woke. I mean, I don't think it's necessarily woke just because look at any angles in it, you know? What I'm doing. (audience chattering) - But yeah. - I have not yet, I want it. - Thank you so much. - I will say it, thank you bro. - All right, Annie, you are just fantastic. We love you here. Truly, one of the top young rising comedians in the world. She's here at the mothership all the time. Crossing on. - To a lineup. - To a new kid. - To a new kid. - How do you feel right now? - I don't know how it went. I got to ask my co-workers. - Oh, you get frickin' fat in the ass. - Oh, thank you. - That was amazing. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thanks. - All right, beats are going to be a joke. - Oh, right here, there's parts that haven't been here. - Oh, yeah. - Okay. - Those guys, are you okay? Is that the lead forward? - Okay. - All right, the lead's going to power time. - Those guys have to work. - Oh, thanks. - Thank you. - And I feel like he's always taking on pills. - Oh, okay, I know right now. - He's right here. - If a 63-year-old ran marches in my room, soldered the ready. I didn't have to pop that voter. - Neepops. - All right, you got a good one. - Thanks, Amy. - Thank you. - That was so great. - Congratulations. - Thank you. - If you got a CVS, you know what I got pulled. - Whoa, now overplay, oh look at that. Oh my god. - Who told us he had a big dick? - Ah! - You got to do the fucking thing that we want. Everybody wants to go live. Nobody wants to get on it. We're not creating things we're all safe. That means we get to sit back and enjoy the hot water. - Yeah. - And then we'll be show. We have a big team of people who came up all week. - And you know we like a lot of fun tonight, the beat. Enjoy yourself. I know you will listen to a brand new set from The Real Deal. Oh yeah. (audience cheering) - Books! I go down a lot of rabbit holes. I'm a furry. (audience laughing) A little about me. (audience laughing) Seriously, ever since the Epstein emails came out, I can't even look at a pizza anymore. (audience laughing) Without getting hard. No, no. (audience laughing) That sort of stuff, it's an issue all over the world. I recently read a story about a man in the Middle East who married a child. Yeah, it's called The Quran. (audience laughing) And they put it right in the book. (audience laughing) I would have left it out, you know? (audience laughing) And speaking of religious texts, I just learned mind-conf is still available on Amazon. (audience laughing) Even worse, they're selling it under cookbooks. (audience laughing) (audience laughing) Okay. Oh, shake it. Wow. (audience cheering) (audience cheering) Just sound believable. (audience cheering) I was like here now. Oh, great. I'm in the dorms. (audience laughing) Tell me how it went. (audience laughing) It was fine. Hey, you can't be in here. I have to communicate. I know you're on the show too. Wait, you're gonna get out. (audience laughing) It was good. I tried some new stuff. Not true. Some older stuff. (audience laughing) It was good though. It was a fun room. They're kind of smaller, so. Yeah, I know. Had a good time. Got you. Yeah. What would your 23 year old self think of you right now? He would say, wow. How have you been in this past year and a half? I'm 25. Yeah, yeah. I'm 10 burns over here. Before, before, before, you're very first set. You went viral on YouTube. People love you on social media, on the reals. You have your own catchphrase. How do you feel right now? Right. I feel great. It's nice to be back here at the club and seeing the people I love. It's been a fun couple of years. That's good. Are you going to Emma? She next week? I am not. Okay, well, you will next year. Oh, thanks. Yeah. And I probably still won't be allowed in the green room. Take that out. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, dude. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, dude. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, dude. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Thank you. feel right now bro alright all right we've got it yeah I want to be hiding oh yeah now oh my god oh yeah this is going to make me look super cool I don't know I don't know you're going to put the orange yellow one two three three five three four okay we can burn it oh thank you I'm going to have my wish right away yeah I'm asking you to show receipt I was so good dude I do so much fun I'm gonna press my pink. Fuck yeah that was good somebody left this this was dropped I wonder if it's that perfect how we doing brother good it was great fantastic I feel great about it fantastic ask him how he felt about it afterward he comes back down or get us at the top of the stairs in fact yeah I'm going there too we always go there afterwards thank you my friend yeah man you're right up there bro thanks it was true like I think watching it helped like watching the show oh yeah for sure but also just no yeah it was a lot I'll say it was a good job thank you man it was just also a lot easier than I thought it was easier to put those jokes so the first thing I thought like you are of course man we're going to be right around right there that's it what you bet I've got a theme you can get about things yeah yeah yeah can I go on my stuff yeah you good yeah can I ask you a question oh what's your act uh what was your favorite moment in the show uh man okay that's a tough one but oh shit my favorite moment probably I'm just trying to get mine jokes that I made but the hardest I oh shit I'm they're told to put her now post show you know what was one of our favorite what was your one of your favorite moments honey trying to think for an episode like that what we got here is a fun one what I mean I'm a little bit biased the seris slowness I first thought it was very work with the most but I mean truly Pat O'Neill is the best for watching a fucking shooting star in real time I love seeing Annie Teacher here she's always a lot of good like door guys slash door girl so when the guy on that episode absorbed in the art form just doing it be my answer seris long yeah it's her coming out crushing it yeah that was great thank you yeah we have the great team of butter I didn't mean to walk through your video so it's supposed to be an organic fuck yeah really I ruined it it's part of the perfect night comes crashing get the post-support from Christopher Osher's there Jeffrey I look great thanks for going out of here great work thank you for [BLANK_AUDIO] B, what do you think about tonight's episode? Interesting. I like-- I mean, you know, it had some flair. Yeah. I didn't hate it. I thought it was pretty interesting. Some of those interviews, though. You like the interviews, or-- Yeah. Some of them-- those are a lot more entertaining than I agree. You know, I had to dig it out of them, and I-- I know you're supposed to-- I was supposed to throw it in there. Oh, my gosh. The deep shovel, dude. Yeah, I know it. And there was a lot of hard soil. I'll tell you. Oh, my God. And then all of a sudden, the smoke clears and you find gold, right? Right, exactly. Dude, hooked his handicap kit up to a 60-mile-an-hour wheelchair. Oh, my God. We finally got it out of them. Got it out of them. And then I-- and then I go-- So you rake them up on a freeway. It's 60 miles an hour. Going down a wheel to-- And you don't know how he died? Yeah. That was a really good-- I'm kind of getting a feeling that he know why. Oh, yeah. It's so fun. It's so fun, man. And getting to what? Carried. Come here. I gotta tell you. I go to Eddie Bees the other night. And I'm telling you. The band. And I-- And I've been there literally a hundred times on the bar side. This guy's playing the drums with the band. Yeah. So fucking good. Yeah. I mean, he's breaking it down. He's taking chances. No other drummer's there. And now in all of it. And I'm seeing the musicians love it and bounce their heads off too. It's the whole fucking thing you get. Fucking bad news. Yeah. And how much did food you get at Eddie Bees every fucking other night of the week? What's that? How much good food do you get at Eddie Bees all the time? First of all, I get a lot. Yeah. It comes in. And he's like-- Oh, he's the best. I got my steak. I got my buck and lobster. [LAUGHTER] Right again, the night started. Are you going down this gym? I don't. I'm from here. No, no, no, no. I figured out. And we both been positive. I'm going to do our-- Are you taking this gym? Like, I'm going to say no to left and right. Oh, yeah, it's not. I can't do eight week-ends. I'm perfect. I don't see the chair. I'm at the camera. What's the other thing? You want to go to the gym? I'm going to go back to the gym. You buy that? Yeah, I bought it. I stole it. Perfect, man. Thank you. Thank you, brother.