KT: Behind The Tape (Ep: 779 Adam Ray)

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Good to see you. Hello, how are you? Good to see you. You look exactly sweet. Did you meet? Cool. That's the good old man. That's right. We went solo with Jimmy Carlox, Jimmy Carlox. Oh how's that? Oh wow. Jesus. Just bit, city. It's solo with you. That's what I was about to say. Nice and easy. I want to see that. Oh yeah. We got to watch this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got to watch this. Okay. I mean like we're on such another level. It's crazy. We grab one. Here. Come on. Come on. The screen's going down. Get us watched. Got it. I'm going to have to allow you up. Pretty soon. Okay. Yeah. Which way? You can do it. You can do that one. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] All right. Before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony Plus. Here's the deal. You sign up. You get every new episode ad-free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. 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He didn't do it to all these things that we do. Then you're like, okay, now how did it? It's like, you've already did it. You're doing it. Yeah. You're doing it. You just did that. You're fernier at MSG. People don't, bands don't even do that. The Beatles didn't do it. The Floyd doesn't do that. Jumblewoman did it twice. It's just, let's not make, let's not. I think we don't know. Yeah, it's a funny joke. It's a funny joke. You get reference. I was trying to give this to my love on your BTS. I love it. When did you get the popular? Four weeks ago. You guys timing is, uh, serendipitous. And I use that word a lot unless I'm in emotion. It's his name. I've got this Romney Extensual. Of course it is. Oh my god. I'll keep it down. Oh my god. Everything's that crazy or what? It's just a successful question. He's successful. He's successful with me. We're on the same thing. That's crazy. Well, yeah, that is. That's what happens if you swap him and Nick. Slow down and slow down and talk as I'm mad. You do a face swap with him and Nick. Yeah. That's me. I'm a beauty pot. You're adorable, dude. Well, um, I'm in just five months pregnant. I know. Super fucking congrats. Look at us. We're all grown up. You're having a baby. I got a tummy. Crazy. I don't do drugs anymore. Don't take that. Don't take that. Don't take that. That's not true at all. Why up before the storm? Ready, Betty? Yeah, I'm going to go pink. Adam, I'm going to get your picture here real quick. I'll do it, yeah. Just need to take my pose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm waiting for that second step. Sure. That's it, dude. We got it. There's a lot of other ones I've done. I've done like some sort of like a. So I was like, I should do a smile on that. Yeah. This is perfect. Yeah. It looks really good. It's any color. Yeah. I have crazy last couple of days. You can see it. Yeah. I know. Like, like, complete nudity on Instagram. Like, girls is showing everything. Yeah. That was good now. That was good. It was good to work. Yeah. It was a time with breastfeeding. Yeah. Yay. I love you. I love you, big baby. Follow us all the way down. But stay behind. For sure. Shoot from afar. Got it. Do you want to go in front of me? Yes. Channel 2. Thank you. Hello. How are you? That's fine. Oh. What's the sound? Oh. Yeah. That sounds. Yeah. Oh, it's really cool. It's like a Christmas gift. Yeah. Awesome. I bring you up and just get up the line. Yeah. It's a little bit. We don't interrupt it 60 seconds. You have a funny voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. If you have a funny voice, you know for it. I'll ask you the basic questions. So that you can see that it can be funny. You got it. You can. Yeah, wait. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. You made it. Welcome to Keltoni. The number one live podcast. The world. How the fuck are we doing tonight? Let's go. I'm very excited. I'm so excited. How excited. How many of you traveled here to be here tonight? This is going to be women Austin. (cheering) I see women Austin. (cheering) I'm panicked. I tried to get my phone in. When I drink coffee. I do it on my own website. I take her on its trail. My water. I like it's straw. Yeah. Everything is just me. Just he happened. And they'll laugh. Yeah. We'll both be showing. Very lucky. Very lucky. Six shots is a lot less than you guys normally fire off. I just have one guess. Yeah. I just want to those guys. Because we like to let the show breathe a little bit sometimes. It's why it gets to. It was all more time to do what we do best. When I say a great guess. I mean, I'm talking about the only two-time Keltoni Hall of Famers. The multiple time, the only multiple time guests of the year in Keltoni history. You know him from so many great episodes, including the biggest episode ever in the show's history. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one of only four living members of the Keltoni Hall of Famers. This is the one and only, the undeniable, the force of nature that is known simply as. Oh yeah. Right, we're all started, ladies and gentlemen. And now, the out of race show is on Netflix. And right now, a new episode drops. I feel like, in real life, the big boom, I have to say I have to take some credit in your wild success. Yeah, I have to. Because I feel like we don't have to go ahead. For a question, the last few years, I mean, has just been fucking unbelievable. I remember the New Year's Eve episode. Yeah, you were Dr. Phil. Happy New Year! And then Dr. Phil, I then used some real networking to have him bestow upon you, the guest of the year, that year. Yeah, it was weird to get emotional watching that. Yeah. I was like, did it? Is it okay if I cry watching and be like, "Congratulations." You're, it's fine. You're getting famous about being mean, you know. Or did you beg, or whatever you said. Yeah, you didn't say that, but you said something. But to watch you get the credit that you deserve is truly one of the best comedians in the world. You have to know it. And my right is my month's pregnant! Everybody fucking loves the Brad Pitt Troy movie now that Odyssey came out. It became like a political thing. Everybody shit on them. I've always loved it. I don't like what people say. Yeah, I was watching it. I watched it at a sleepover with my friends, but I never thought the movie was like him. Yeah, I think it's better than people give it credit for. And that's like, to my shiver, and because it's the same people that wrote the Game of Thrones series and they're fucking douchebags. But it is pretty good. Because there is, like, there's at least one real theme to it. Like, people. Yeah. Have you seen the scene? No, I watched it. I've never watched it. If I really get to it. I don't really give a shit. Request. Meet Keon Armpad. Oh, good. Hi. Keon Armpad. Hi. Choice. What's your favorite pie? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right. Right. Right. I don't have to ask you. last night I was in bed with my gal pal, told him she wanted to roleplay, I was like alright let's pretend we're in a beach and a jellyfish just stung your face oh you are built for this gamepad of Neil truly not one of but I can say without any hesitation the fastest rising comedian in the world live in the flesh, one more time that was a great set before holy fuck hello you brought the new guys you brought the new four years long, thanks bro that's in a bunch of new movies, so that's great but there you go, thank you guys, thank you very much! [Music] yes sir, let me get by you, thank you buddy that's amazing, thank you so much, thank you so much, congratulations dad, how did you feel about the show tonight? you know, one for the books dude, one of the most fun shows, wow wow, we go away, come on go, come on dude, let's go I knew the first time I painted you as you, when I looked over I was like, how did I start to see that? [Music] wow, I'm honored, so cool, there you go, there we go, I love it too, congratulations on everything, thanks! that was a fun one right? really, yeah really silly, just, yeah it's a good uh, I think it's funny when you give me your characters and yourself every episode too that I'm on is myself, I go, don't do it, but then like that moment always presents itself, for love to be right back when Tony starts talking about Trump, I was like, I can't not, dude, it just makes people smile, man, people love your fun, yeah, what do you think? I was falling, that was amazing, real silly and just like, real silly and just, the tape, you, they were some of the best back and forth and I was like, I really picked moments and but there's only ones that I look at you to talk and versus other times maybe if I'm talking too much and you have to go, yeah, it's a good flow, so low is the way, so low is the way, kind of, when it's you, when it's at, you know what I mean? so many little things like, like you listen like so many fun gas and there's so many little fun callbacks and then the through line of brine, just ripping like that is so, is so great for the, yeah, I mean it's a breeze I really think he's back sure and see, to be sure, he's, I guess that's a lot of age you giving the ticket and taking it back and then giving it back again oh man, that's so funny by the way, that Nina Lynn, if you know who Nina Lynn is, you're going to freak out no, that ship is Nina Lynn she's a famous streamer, Asian streamer from Brooklyn, she's just constantly getting arrested and then trouble and shit like that and, yeah, the internet's going to blow up yeah, the guy with the, who kissed you, and then you have fun and big hits, so you know who big is I've seen him, but you know him a lot that was wild, I literally thought you knew and I was like, oh you put this in but you know then I looked at you and I was like, oh no, they don't do that, so then when he came out I was like, wait it's like this guy is just on here right now and he was so wild yeah, I've watched one episode of that show and way back when I was doing the podcast for Brad they were trying to get him to come on and we didn't for somebody's sake but I remember someone Bobby's podcast because he got so big from that show and that meme was, I've never seen that everywhere and I was like, obviously he's like, he's a cartoon character but I don't believe it in the world you never know what you're going to see and say it's not and he's like, oh I did see that yeah, that's really cool yeah, it's his first film, wow so it's gonna be like a horror movie with the Barney yeah, wow just good, good energy even people that come out with, I mean that just, even the guy that did the Cisco Farming Song came out, guns of blazing, but it was just like, I'm glad you cut the leash on that because it's like, it is annoying at least to me, just doing it enough now, I just do pick it a little more you're not even, that's what I was complimenting what was the trans world name, Alexa? yeah, I was like, thanks for the fucking coming out and prepare because even if you eat shit and you come out with a game plan you can't knock that, you know because now you're just like, alright, now we can actually talk to you because you gave a fucks and now we give a fuck but when you're just coming out and you're like, oh I just wanted to do something you know, loud performance art yeah, well the thing is, I've always tried to avoid making it a talent show like this weird thing, or else it becomes that thing if it doesn't stick, if it's not stand up or stand up as, even if it's performance yeah, like it's got to be stand up be, or else it's a whole different show right, and then we're in hell and then it gets wibbly, wobbly and it loses its effect in schools as judges, yeah, yeah, fuck it yeah trans people are getting funnier have they not been funny? no, she is she was a lose what's a week in LA for a guy who I got him really like nowadays? shoot a couple episodes of the show, go to my mariner's and town so, you know, I'm buddies with most of the guys on the team go to those games, sit down and just tell you, I'll go to these two or the three and then do bad friends Thursday and then go to San Jose Improv Friday Saturday come back doing up with Dana on Sunday tell the bad friends, we said hello and then we'd love to have them on sometime I definitely will you're really doing it you're really doing it Adam your things are so you that's what's great a lot of these people, they do the impression so well that you're like man, who is that? with your impressions, there's still a little bit of have you been thinking about, like, you know, Biden was such a hit because it was so topical after he's terrible debate we thought about other, like, known characters we mean like a, like a Johnny Depp oh yeah we should do that before the end of the year actually we should do it in the Christmas time, when Adam is just getting ready to come out oh I love it what I want to do is, Derek and I get hunter and you somebody just told me they go, you should get him on your show you could absolutely do that you think? my guess would be, it would be your most watched and especially clipped, like, I mean, your shell will be everywhere people are obsessed with Hunter Biden right now to be quite honest, I'm kind of impressed he's like, it can sense, he's got some interesting, like, good points I can't believe I'm saying that if you would have played a video of me saying that a year ago to me of me saying that, I would go, that's me doing a bit there's no way Hunter Biden is out there doing podcasts making kind of a little bit of sense wow, all right, so just sliding to the DM hey, it's me, dad it's so funny you mentioned that because I've been thinking about getting him on this show and I was like, how would I do that? and then I realized, oh, you just messaged him on Twitter yes, yes, yes it's not, if I'm brain-serving I wanna see your news some, man I think you would destroy and that's why I thought you were gonna do it on YouTube yeah, yeah, yeah we're doing what? when we did YouTube Festival oh, we had to run Tony back right, I mean, that's not why we went back it's like an exaggeration, it's like an exaggeration it's kind of great it's kind of cool, it's cool guy voice, right? yeah, that's it it's Tony - Yeah, he's cool guy. - He's like, it's Rasfin, but it's like, fireman. - He's like, oh he's, Joe Rogan, he's that pussy? - Yes, man. - He's got like a. - Yes, Rasfin, I'm doing my plant Eastwood. - Yeah, yeah, wow, totally. But real gestory, slick back hair. - Epstein would be really funny. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - I know you thought I was hanging around. - Oh my God. - It's like something like a Jewish name and it's like, he's like Epstein, but saying he's not it. Like, oh no, I'm totally not Jeffrey Epstein. - That's right. - There's some guy, like, what's it called? - Or maybe it's just a fucking boy. - There's some guy in real life who like, is like, now I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. - Oh yeah, yeah, so they get you. - Yeah. - Yeah, I want to be the ghost of Johnny Carson down the line. This is probably a good time to bring that up. - Wow. - Yes. - Oh my God. - Any time you want power. - Perfect. - You let it rest of Carson. - If you're feeling the ghost of Carson, the pants just pulled up, it's not on purpose. I just buy an ankle socks and the pants are tucked up and I haven't pulled them down. - Red band. - But if it's making you uncomfortable. - Yeah, you're being derosy. - Red band freaks out. Red band freaks out when he sees other men's ankles. - He doesn't have ankles. - He's like, it's like weird to him. - It's like a flex right now. - Yeah. - I wish I was in the feet, like a lot. - I look at one. - I just went and I pulled it like a baby hand. - Yeah. - Yeah, that means more. - I think you're in the baby hands. - Yeah. (laughing) - Let's go for a walk. - Good. (laughing) - Wow. - Those frightening things I've ever heard you say. - All right, let's go down to the bar and get some b-roll down there for a bit, Nathan. And maybe the mics will pick us up. Yeah, I think a little bit and then we'll be good. - I'm gonna have the worst sleep in the shop though. - That's two ways about it. - How's it going? - I'm going to park this bar at the end of the day and see the white walls and cacti. Our rigour is great shape. We're doing one in fucking hell together with Bailey Lamar. I know how I'm going to park my car when I'm 75. Bailey while I'm out of the water. Bailey Lamar. - I'm going to grab it. (murmuring) - It's right. - We're Tony's friends. (murmuring)