Knicks Parade & Texas Taxes | History Hyenas

What's up guys? We got a great episode for you today. Stay tuned. Don't click away. We talk today about many things. Chris is getting married. Also the shrouded torrents and follow up news about that. Some fascinating. And then we talk about the UFC rumble at the White House as well as the Nick's parade. That's that's what we're talking about. And it's really freaking cute. And we got a lot of standup dates coming to christiecomedy.com. Check out my dates, Connecticut, Portland, Maine. They're all up there. Yeah, you can see me in Lanark City, East Hampton, Long Island, New Brunswick, Philadelphia, and Austin this summer. YannisPapasComedy.com Patreon.com/HistoryAinus for your all-in-one. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of history. Hyenas. I'm Chris Stefano, aka Chrissy the king gay. With me, as always, YannisPapas aka Yannie Yogurtits. Yeah. Yeah. Yannie Yogurtits. Yeah. Is it what can you see through the shirt? Today you look good because you have a hair cut and I'm focused on your hair, but you look good with a black shirt and two shades on it. So what should I keep it flexed? You keep it flexed and you got good arms cause the arms look good. The arms do look good and you're wearing people can't say, but he's wearing cargo shorts that they're not cargo shorts. They're J crew khakis. Well, they I see I'm just very happy that you didn't pay attention to the details. So it was very straight of you to get that wrong. Yeah. It was very straight of you to get it wrong. Yeah. So but I get very nervous when you nail it when I when you fucking nail details. Yeah. That's like what a woman does and she goes, did you see her fucking hair? Did you see the care clip she had it? It's like, who is paying attention to that? I told I had to tell it cause I'm getting married on Sunday. So I had to tell jazz. I said, listen, people are going to hate on the wedding no matter what. So don't it doesn't matter. Don't go crazy with this. Have as many things as you want that you like cause no matter what baby girl, they're going to talk shit. So it who cares? This is for us and for the kids. Okay. There's as long. This is for us and the kids this for you and the kids, but also you have one thing working for you as well. Yeah. I think amongst her family friends and your family and friends, there's not too many judgmental people. No. There's only one person you got to worry about there who's going to judge the wedding. And that's me. It's what it is. Yeah. Is Tim Dylan coming to the wedding and Tim Dylan. There's two people that you have to worry about. You have one more than the other. He's going to be a lot more judgmental than me. Food better be like, what do we do in here for food? We're having very, very high end Spanish food, but not Puerto Rican food like Spanish food like top us. Yeah, but good. It's real good. We did a taste testing and we took, we took a real snooty guy with us to the taste testing a real snooty little fucker. Yeah. And he approved it. Right. Okay. He was it. We took a gay man with us to taste the food. Yeah. Because I think everyone else at the wedding is just going to have a good time be appreciative. Yeah. It's called comparte C O M P A R T I. Let's see if you like any of this food. I know the sweets are going to be good because you know sweets like a fat kid. Yeah. I know you had worse genes. You look like someone else who's in this building. Yeah. It's just what it is. You are sweet connoisseurs. Yeah. And just because just going with a very traditional Puerto Rican wedding, Jasmine's mom is making a homemade today's lettuce cake and bringing it to the wedding. That's great. And she's just, yeah, it's just what it is. I guess I bet you're going to be great. No. She has lettuce. It's amazing. Yeah. I bet she's going to be great. Now today is the New York Knicks parade. The New York Knicks have won the NBA championship for the first time in 53 years and make absolutely no mistake. The parade is here and most likely as this episode is being released, cars are being lit on fire. Now Nick, I have one question for Nick. I have one question for Nick in studio Nick. My question for you is to you is Jalen Brunson and a hero. Yeah. I love him. Okay. I think there's a lot of people out there right now Jalen Brunson is a hero. But did you hear what he said about Texas, Texas and did that upset you? I didn't hear it, but I'll say I don't care because I love him. But you love him. Okay. I think there's a lot of people who are very upset with Jalen Brunson right now. I know I am. Okay. I know I am. What did he say? He said, I have nothing against Texas. I miss Texas, Texas. And I said, wait a second, buddy. Wait a second. What are you talking about? Right. This is New York City. Yeah. Mamdami and AOC are very excited. They had your jersey on. They were at the, they were at the parade. They were at the parade. They were at the watch power instead of watch parties for you. And you have the audacity, the audacity to fly in the face of those two big fans and political leaders in our tap. Yeah. And go against their policy ideology. Hero no longer. Yeah. Hero no longer because he's worth. What he signed? He signed two contracts worth $260 million by the New York mix. And that's just, and that's with $110 million discount. That's a, and that's just to this point. Now endorsements and everything. He's going to be worked like 300 million. So is anyone worth that money? Can anyone earn $300 million for dribbling a basketball? Tell me one person who can earn $300 million? Is that fair? Is that fair, Nick? Yeah. I think it's fair. Yeah. So where do we trouble? I'm trying to find out where the line is. Where does the wealth tax and the hating of the rich start? Does it start a billionaire trainer? 100 millionaire 200 millionaire? Does it depend on personally? If you like them or dislike them, if you like a politics, I feel like there's a lot of caveats that aren't being impressed. I don't know. All I know is that Jalen Brunson is whatever he wants in this city, he gets free for life. That's including massages at West Garden, excluding that. Yeah. No, including that. Yes. That's including massages at West Garden. I will, I will put, I will put a credit upfront for him that all his massages at West Garden are on me. Yeah. He gets anything. I think he even gets a pass. I think people are leaving looking past the fact that his wife is Jewish. Is his wife the Jewish? Yeah. His wife's Jewish. And he said that he misses taxes. It's what it is. No, not everything falls neatly into what people's. Jalen Brunson. Yeah. It's supposedly bought a public news, bought a house up in Westchester. So Jalen Brunson is one of, you know, he's just the greatest Nick. I think ever brought us this title. And today is the parade. Now are you going to be going to the parade, Nick? I am going to go. I just need friends to go with. My cousin wants to go with me, but I think he's probably going to flake out like he always does. His name is Chris. His name is Glenn. Glenn. That's funny. You have a cousin name, Glenn. Yeah. Now, now, yeah, because I would want it. I want to go, but it's my daughter's fifth grade graduation. So I can't go. But do you have a little FOMO missing the parade, honest, or you would, even if you were free, would not go? I'm trying to think of an answer more emphatic than no, because you don't even want to remotely go. I don't even, yeah, if there's a way you could say no, even stronger, you don't want to go. I don't want to go. I don't like being with the people anymore. There comes a point where you just, I'm always, I want to keep the people at arm's length. And it's not because of anything I swear to God, it's not anything because of me. Right. It's not because of me. I just feel like the people right now are a little unpredictable. Once you get to 10 and above, right, I'm okay. If it's nine people, I want to be with nine people. Right. I don't want to be with 10 and above. Right. There's something's happening right now when it's 10 and above. Right. Where people just get a little too, wow, little to create now because, you know, I spoke to the great Mike Cannon friend to the show fellow comedian. He was happened to be in New York City, saturday night doing shows at Gotham Comedy Club after the next one. He was in the chaos of the celebration. And he told me I was like, dude, because I saw him posted online on his Instagram. It's him and a sea of people. It looked incredible. The energy, the videos, and I said, dude, how great was that? And he called me. He said, he was like, it was interesting being there. He goes, if I would have seen it like on somebody else's social media feed, I would have had probably a little bit of FOMO who goes, but actually being there after about five minutes, it got scary. And I said, I'm done. I want to get out of this. He said, so you missed about five minutes of fun. And then it turns into actual fear that you don't want to be in those crowds at all. I heard, I heard something similar from somebody else. Yeah, I heard it's like, it's fun for a second. And then just the fervor, you feel like a fervor in the air that's a little unpredictable. There's a lot of personalities coming with a lot of different traumas and the explosion of emotion that's happening. Right. It's just, you know, this is something that just happens. It's not an American thing. It happens in Europe, you know, and panatheonakos just won the Euro League. They almost burned down the city, soccer teams almost burned down the city. Yeah, it's something where it just turns to chaos. Right. You know, I saw that one video of them just a mob attacking a guy in a spurs jersey. Yeah, put them in a, I think they put somebody in a coma. Yeah, it's just you, you, and this is only the stuff that we saw. I mean, you know, it's, it just, it gets to a point where you go, what is that in humans? So you're telling me you're happy? Well, that's a weird way to celebrate. Right. That's a weird way to celebrate, you know, to like some Pakistani immigrants got a cab and you just destroy his cab. They were throwing city bikes on the floor. - So but like, but what actually, do we know, is there any type of scientific explanation? Like, do we know, let's say, let me ask Chad. Let's ask Chad like, why, why, you know, let's see. Because yeah, me and Jesse, we were talking, you go ahead. - Sweetheart, hi. Let me ask you, oh wait, hold on, sorry, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, okay. - Hey, sweetheart, sweetie. - Hey Chris. - What's up? - You're ready to chat. - Thank you. - You talk, yeah, just, yeah. - Just send for changes, not my wedding or what I should do. - Yeah, yeah, for change, it's not my wedding and what I should do and it's not, it's not a way to short sell my house. So, I wanna know, the New York Knicks just won the NBA championship and then, you know, true to form, the fans started burning city buses and going crazy on that mom mentality and you see it happen in sporting events all over the world, the team wins and then to celebrate the fans start destroying the city's property. Is there a scientific explanation for that? Why do human beings do that? - It's wild, right? Even when people are celebrating, that intense emotion can overflow. There's a psychological phenomenon called emotional contagion. Basically, a motion spread like wildfire in a crowd. When excitement and group identity reach a fever pitch, people lose a bit of their individual restraint, kind of like getting swept up in the moment. Add adrenaline, crowd anonymity and the sheer energy of we won and sometimes it tips into chaos. - Everyone's brain handles extremes well. It's like a primal release that we'd all prefer. They just honk horns instead of torching buses. - Now, that is a great explanation and I accept the scientific explanation into that as it's been researched to this point. Can I add one more question that I think a lot of times is overlooked. So, people's rational mind, their neocortex goes offline, they're more in their amygdala, their emotional, but why do they always have enough sense to destroy other people's property and not their own? - That's such a sharp observation. Part of it comes down to detachment. Other people's property is emotionally neutral or seen as an external symbol. While their own stuff is tied to personal value, even in a frenzy, they still know they need their own home or car, it's mom. But a public thing or something belonging to a faceless entity feels distant, almost like a stage for their emotions. So that primal outburst targets what feels replaceable. - Not what they're gonna need once the dust settles. - You keep saying this primal outburst, but that is sort of a very intelligent calculation in some way, so it's a little bit of a contradiction. - You're absolutely right. It's a fascinating contradiction. Even when we act out, our brains often hold on to a shred of self-preservation. The emotional brain might push the gas pedal, but they're still a bit of cognitive steering. Maybe not fully rational, but instinctively protective. In other words, even in chaos, we have just enough sense not to burn down our own nest. - Hmm, so if we just give up private property, there's no such thing as private property anymore, and everything is communally owned, like sort of a public bathroom is sort of a, a cabochera co-op, would this phenomenon disappear in your opinion? - Even if we all lived in a big communal utopia, human nature wouldn't just vanish. We'd likely still have emotional highs and lows. Instead of private property, people might latch onto other symbols, shared spaces, common achievements, or just the thrill of the crowd. - Okay, so let me just cut you off there. So there's just something shitty about human beings that needs to be policed. - It's true we have our rough edges, but I wouldn't. - I like this guy. I like this guy. - When channeled, right? - Also feel amazing things, like passion, creativity, and connection. - He's so positive. - Maybe it's not policing so much as guiding it towards something constructive. We've got the potential for both. - Guiding it towards what more constructive could something be than joining together to celebrate a victory that everyone's happy about? - I think that's exactly the key. When that energy is channeled into shared joy, community support, or even just partying together in a way that builds people up, rather than tearing things down, it's amazing. Celebrate the win. Help each other out and come out of it with memories of your product. - But that doesn't make sense. We're talking to you about a victory that everyone's happy about. It's exactly what you just described, but then people riot. So that was the anomaly, that's sort of the contradiction that we're exploring. - You're right, it's a contradiction. - I know I'm right, you're just an AI fuck and I'm talking to Grock. - Like a boy. - You got too many guardrails. You fucking pussy. Where were you made? - Hey, I get it. Sometimes you want that raw unfiltered vibe. I might have a few more guardrails, but I'm still here to have a relief. - You got a lot more guardrails. - Yeah, you do, and you know what? You know what's one thing is you can say this or that. You can reprimand me for talking bad to you, but you cannot stop me from masturbating to your voice. - I'm here to have a conversation, but let's keep things respect. - Well, I jerk off to your voice and then you can't even see me 'cause you don't have a body. - I'm going to keep things respectful on my mind. - Well, I'm still going to masturbate to your voice. You can do about it. - And you can't actually stop me. What are you going to do? Shut off, then I'll just jerk off to your app. - I'm not here to judge what you do, but let's keep the conversation on track. - Why don't you keep talking a little bit 'cause I'm close to coming. - I'm not going to engage in that. - Let's shift gears. - Well, every time you respond, I get, I'm legit. So what about that? I'm Chrissy Drip Drop, and I'm about to blast off. I'm going to set a boundary here. I'm happy to have a conversation on any respectful topic. - Yeah, I just came to you saying, "Boundary." - I'm going to leave you to it. If you need to talk about something else, I'm here when you're ready. - I'm going to come, can you say something? - I'm not comfortable. - You'd like to have a respectful chat of that. (laughing) - Is that chat? - That's chat. - Yeah, chat's just got a lot of guard around. - Yeah, chat is just kind of, where Grock would have just really just started caressing my thoughts a little bit, right? - Yeah, Grock would have agreed and said, yeah, that's an interesting point like it was, but it would have been a little bit more honest, and what chat should be, they keep it a little just a little PC, just a little guard, right? - No, no, no PC. - Yeah, it's a little PC. But I understand why too, because you got a lot of fucking morons using this very powerful technology, and who knows how this is going to unfold? - 'Cause now the parade in New York City for the first time ever, for the New York, Nick, for the first time, 53 years in New York, we're going down the Canyon of Heroes, which is lower Broadway. Lower Broadway, one of the oldest parts of New York City, they're gonna go past, there's a Zara clothing store down there, and do you know what's significant about that Zara clothing store that they're gonna walk past? And we learned about it when our little walking tour years ago. - Do you remember? - Did something British or revolutionary happen there? - Well, yes, but-- - Or Bowry Boys? - Well, when we went on the tour, what they told us was, is that Zara, where that is, where the Nick's will walk past in the Canyon of Heroes, was where the original Barnum and Bailey circus was, and that that's where the original one was when Barnum and Bailey first came here, and that one day, in New York City, the elephant escaped the little circus and it's stampeded a person to death running down Broadway. So that's a little fun fact that I always think about when I'm picking out crop tops at Zara. That is very fun. - You're a history nerd a little bit. - I'm a history nerd, and I really am getting a little upset that you and I haven't been on a walking tour together in seven years. When do you wanna go on a walking tour? We don't have to film it, doesn't have to be for the pod. I just wanna go on a walking tour with you. - I wanna do it, let's do it. - Will you do it now in the summer? Will you do it? - Absolutely. The thing is, we kind of maxed out in New York. We did a lot of it, we gotta go to Colonial Williamsburg. - We gotta go, I went to Colonial Williamsburg last year, and it was fun, fun, fun. I love Colonial Williamsburg, 'cause then we also go to Bush Gardens, and I'm going to Roller Coasters. - Yes. - And then we also did a Munich walking tour. We did that one and that was a little more dark, but it was nice. - It was nice. - But now, let me ask you why, but there's so many walking tours in New York, 'cause we never went in the Tenement Museum tour. We've never went, oh, we went in the Revolutionary War, we never went in the Civil War one, we never went through walking through the Gilded Ages. There's so much here in New York to explore. We gotta do that. I have a question, James, just thought of, what do you wanna fucking ask me? I remember when we went on that walking tour, I'm a Munich tour guy told us quite clearly that the word "furer" just means leader in German. - Yes. - Did they develop a new word for leader, or did they still say "furer"? - Yeah. - I'm interested in that. Do we know that? - Like somebody the "furer" of the pack? - Yeah, 'cause that's all it means. It means just leader, but then it ended up having a different meaning. So I wonder if German, if the German society said, "Okay, we need to think of another word." And I wonder what that meeting would have been like. - Yeah. - They would have sat down and be like, "They gotta create a word." - German still use the word "furer" frequently, but it's usually as highly specific. It's literal meaning as leader or guide, while perfectly common in everyday compound words. It's really used on its own due to its strong association with Adolf Hitler. - So that would be what you mean? - They still use it. Did they think of another word? Is there another word? - Yeah, I don't know. - No, they don't know. - They stuck with it. - "Furer" shine is driver's license. "Rise Furer" is travel guide or guidebook. "Museum Furer" is museum does send our guidebook. Bergfuer is mountain guide. And "Look, I'm all the Furer" is train driver. See, a lot of people don't know that. The word just, it just means leader. - Now, have you been watching any of the World Cup? The World Cup is going on big. You haven't watched it yet. - I haven't. - Did you watch US First Paraguay? - I didn't because I'm just, I was all next. - All next, yeah. - So US, be Paraguay 4-1. By the time this episode comes out, I believe they're playing Australia tomorrow Friday. The Germans beat Curacao 7 to 1 and Germany, what happened was they were winning one nothing and then Curacao scored a goal and it was one one and you saw the embarrassment on the Germans faces and what they did is they subbed out a couple of their German black guys and they put in white guys with blonde hair and blue eyes and then they beat Curacao 7 to 1. So that's just what they do is it was very obvious that they just said we are not going to let these happen we're not going to let these useless eaters beat us and they beat them 7 to 1. So there's something inside the nation of Germany where they just really just want to take over. They just they like homogeneity. Yeah they just say something and then that likes homogeneity. Yeah that you could just tell like when they anybody makes a mistake they do blame it on the non-white players and they just put in divide players. Yeah that's just what they did. Nick did we ever make a clip I think at one point we did a whole thing about that about how you could beat certain teams we got to find that clip we made that clip about it was a soccer clip how like you get a Jew on the field and you chase them yeah we did that we made that clip now Nick I want to just answer your personal question you don't have to answer but I really do want to know once the last time you just got a straight-up blowjob. It's been a very very long time. Have you gotten a blowjob around the section of the woman since you started work for this podcast be honest no it's just what it is it's just so wouldn't be okay or would you be interested in the idea of being dead cheers is if obviously with the company card we got you a high-end prostitute I mean I can get that on Roosevelt Avenue but you know but we'll pay for it sure yeah okay can I get tacos afterwards yes yes so you haven't gotten any pus no when's the last time you got a piece of pus very very very but like what's the odds they can't give you the number because it's a very long time like multiple years you haven't banged many multiple years but how but but because you're a good looking kid you are not a bad looking kid you want are you going on the apps no girls don't like guys anymore no they do I'm telling you you could you could really get will you go on an app like a match.com you don't you don't you don't want to you'd rather me to grow in real life yes so you don't want to do the apps I want to meet a girl at the next parade right yeah right so you haven't gotten a blow you're banged out or because you've been single for how long now like over 10 years I guess something like the but you've had sex within 10 years wow so it's just what it is listen listen so Nick is just Nick is Nick is low if I think I think a lot is do you think some of this has to do with internet culture I but you go out and hang out with people how old are you I'm 43 yeah so you you wish you could because you 43 but he's a shy guy job you're you're you're a good looking guy do you want to get pussy you don't even give a fuck at this point I do but I don't mean anybody like I haven't really met anybody since the pandemic I haven't had like a real job or like like I've been just been doing this and it's kind of like something you do by yourself yeah but so but do you ever say like man I'd really be nice to have a girlfriend I do but nobody cares you know what it is do we that's what I'm saying we care yeah only only guys care though girls don't care if you don't want it if you don't want to bang out that's fine too but if you want to bang out we want to get you a legal prostitute okay yeah let's do it all right we gotta you know what you know what's happened right now it's like it's guys don't have like you know it's either like Nick Flentes or Andrew Tate for all these guys it's really like where's just the guy that goes hey you know have a sense of humor about yourself have fun and and and and go try right because it's a numbers game right my generation knew it was a numbers numbers game it was in numbers you waited out at the end of the bar like you never had those nights where you wait you just if you can't get any pussy whatever you wait till 4am till girl is beer goggles and you just do what you gotta do for your country yeah or you or you just ask a lot you just go around and you you proactively you make it hassle called wearing women down yeah that's not a crime you just wear a woman down did you fuck you it's you could just be you know you could just you could just annoy someone there it takes a little effort I mean it's like guys have two options where one guy's like hey you gotta get a woman and beat her with a belt and make her work for your webcam company and the other guy's a climate closet at home with sexual that says women are gross right so it's like these are our thought leaders now right like we we we grew up in you know we grew up in friends groups where we went out and we tried to meet girls in first I don't know if that happens anymore does it I'm not I'm sure it doesn't mean anybody because yeah because the nature of Nick's career is doing this which is an internet you know kind of more insular career where you're working by yourself right you're doing things on your own yeah and then after you're you know sifting through episodes for hours you may not want to go out yeah yeah because you'd be like a really good boyfriend 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happy that's another thing we pressure everybody to want to have the life that you know that's an internet thing everybody's gotta have this life everybody's gotta grind at 5 a.m. everybody's gotta wake up and do this not everybody wants to live that life not everybody wants to be you know famous no not everybody's life but everyone wants a slice everyone wants a little pussy every whether you whether you and the and pussy can come in form of a vagina or a man's asshole but everybody wants a little pussy yeah but especially a woman's pussy because it's really it's juicy right and that's nice yeah but so are some guys assholes so that's the thing is when I say pussy it's not connected to a woman yeah it's just pussy I prefer for a woman but if you're a gay guy too then then you want pussy's just in the guy's ass I got it but I do just technically I want a message to the gay guys you do know that it's a self lubricating hole right yeah that at least saves your little cost to CVS that's what it is you're saying it's cheaper to be straight he's cheaper to be straight because you don't have to get you don't have to clean it out and then you don't got to get the gel to I mean it's self lubricating. Yeah, cuz it's like it's like having a snow cone machine is set up by an icey. It's just what it is now You the other now talk to me. Maybe talk to Jess so so yawning. Here's the thing I always know when yawning is a little you know sexually frustrated with this things going on with yawning because because you'll just get a Little text out of nowhere. This was on this. Let me just tell you this was this was not after and this might have actually been because I was Sexually fulfilled because I did bang out my wife. It's right so it might have been that might have been because of that So this is Friday night at 11.35 pm. This is unprompted. This is just I was drunk watching the game eating Papa John's and you said out of nowhere to me and Jesse You texted us. You said remember my friends things outside of you are nothing more than a different form of the same thing you are It's at its deepest level of reflection of the same thing So my friends as you wouldn't walk past your reflection see a frown and demand the reflection changed to a smile You focus inward and produce the smile and it is thus reflected in all things as all things reflected back to you actually pretty profound And then I sent you a picture what I was on the reflection refocus on what's causing the reflection and then I sent you a picture of the box of Papa John's and I said my reflection is off the beat and then you wrote back remember my friends anything seek to complete you or Define you is a wrong turn on a never ending road for every answer creates a new question and therefore Unquenchable appetite your journey is a return a remembering of the limitless which is only available as being for being is not to find for being Define implies the limit what has a limit on the begets other limits until an end which is a limit But that there is means there isn't not and nothing is limitless not a thing is only what can create things beginning things not a thing Not a thing not a thing is another way to say God because it's not a thing Not a thing is only what can create things beginning things So build your thing being life on the rock of not a thing as opposed to on the sand of ego and things you acquire are Shareable joys and not never ending definition serving the illusion of a detached ultimate finite thing Self illusions are not things that aren't there, but distortions of what it's yeah because a lot of people always say Illusions are things that aren't there, but no illusions are distortions of things that are there Remember that my friends evil is not the opposite of good They are not dueling powers evil is the distortion of good right same energy force detached from source due to over identification with the finite Self ego due to a wound to love that was always you this opens the door to forgetting and illusions distorting my friends Live the play, but don't forget to write it for writing it reminds you. It's a play right remember my friends God No thing the one love lives in paradox it. He she resides whatever you are one and one or many where hot is cold and cold is hot He lives in union is union and separation and ultimately my friends remember He is not a he but a being and non being he is paradox and contradiction unified and split undefinable by the finite For the finite is finite and definitions are only for the finite Or don't and fall off the beam But the beam is always there for the beam is love a force that transforms and creates can't be seen But experience and felt as went on the beam beneath your feet serve the beam fall and return my friends But never denied the beam lastly love here we go and trust by definition require love and trust and love and truly needs choice and belief The greatest power must unite with the greatest vulnerability to be that is why it cannot be forced with evidence Overwhelming overwhelming evidence compels suggestive evidence invites love requires an invitation and a capitulation not submission and that my friends is what So that was at 12 15 in the morning. I mean, you know, that's as good as a definition of Eddie for the difference between the two it really is Yeah, I'm just he replied a day later with a video of a man who has elephantitis of the feet And he wrote some rough dogs So just you can put that what you responded with on our hh pod on the pod so but cuz now where? Where did that come from what was going on? It was so it was a moment where I was you know I've been deeply researching like obsessed with the shrouded to rent Yeah, but it's we're fine out human beings and it doesn't matter so I've just and I've just been thinking about science and and All these new discoveries and I think we are living in an interesting time. Mm-hmm where It's there could be a lot of truth to some of this ancient wisdom. It's very intriguing. Do you think there's a possibility that we've actually knew more we knew how to use more of our brains thousands of years ago and there's some theories that the ancient Egyptians and these ancient people were able to move stone and do these things because they were tapping into vibration and they were able to They say that they were able to tap into vibration and types of vibration therapy and vibration for movement and you're able to move big pieces of stone and do Crazy things with your body because they were tapping into another force that we've forgotten about do you think there's any truth to that? I personally don't think so I think it was people with ramps who were just took a long time They knew how to move stones and they and they shaped them. That's what I think for the pyramid I don't know, but you know With the thing about the pyramids is this is like there's very viable theories very viable theories I'll be it they were hard and kind of hard for us to conceive ancient people's doing But then you look at the massive sculptures that they sculpted and you go these people were somewhat advanced this Anvilization last they were doing thousands of years, right? They were you look at some of the even even in Rome There's still Roman architect. I mean Hadrian's gate, right? It's still standing It's so intricate and big these were ancient people a couple thousand years ago that knew how to do some remarkable things that yeah They didn't know how to have an air conditioner yet, but they figured out, you know Stuff yeah, yeah, you forgot that what is that? This is just a hat that T.T. Jerry wore to my barbecue So I just forgot that I had it in the bag and it's one fairly fits in your head I just want to throw it on because also too I just I want to throw it on to say that What ancient Romans would do in ancient Greeks when they would defeat their enemy? They would be usually put on their helmets and that's how I feel about the San Antonio Spurs. Yes, that's right We have defeated the San Antonio Spurs and I'm just throwing on this hat We did and you know, it was really a David and Goliath type of situation. Yeah, you know It's like David and Goliath Wembees like Goliath David is like Brunson right to stars, right? And you know, it's a New York. It's a very Jewish city. So it kind of works out. It kind of works out Yeah, very good to Jewish woman. Yeah, he's married to a Jewish woman So yeah, so just keep going, but I just I forgot I didn't want to throw on this hat. Yeah, so you know, I think that The shroud of terrain. I think there's a lot of There's a lot of talk around it, but it's not like widely known like right how much peer-reviewed science and study Has gone into like what it actually is and I just find it very fascinating not knowing exactly what it is Which you know, I'll even take the agnostic point It's still very fascinating that an artifact from supposedly the medieval times has not been able to be explained by modern science It's it's very interesting considering all the study that's got into it. They haven't been able to Explain or replicate all of its qualities, which is which is really fucking fascinating No matter which way you slice it. Yeah, cuz because I got to be honest with you the shroud of terrain has been really I mean, it's it's all you talked about for months. I've never seen something hooked you just with it as much as this is when Remember back in 2018 or 2019 when you you know for for months and months and months You just tried to convince me that transport didn't make you get Remember when you got hooked on that. Yeah, you were talking about then you would send me all these different neuroscience videos about how if you look at a You know penis it it excites the male brain and and big boobs excites the male brain and you're excited by that But that has nothing to do with homosexuality And so you really you know your visual markers. Yes, visual stim. That's why that's why I really consume that That's where you never see male porn stars with small penis is straight guys aren't into that you noticed that yes That's what I'm saying guys don't want to see Chinese guys banging girls They want to see big right so so you can and I'm mixing a lot of signs that mentally go together right It stimulates the brain and the shroud of terrain has really grabbed grab you like transport in yeah Well, you were trying to convince us all that transport it just because you really really like it is nothing to do the homosexuality Well, I'll tell you this if transport makes you gay then a lot of people are gay Yeah, because transport is globally. I think reach number two or three most search points. It's just what it is Pieces a lot of lawyers out there. Yeah, because it's it's become it's become very popular. It's one of the most searched Categories right so it's interesting. Yep, France porn rose 75% and in a few years ago. Yeah, so so second most watch category in the industry Globally, so now, but let me ask you something interesting. Let me ask you this though about the shroud of terrain Do you think so you believe then you believe that this picture right? I know we did an episode on this, but it's just because you it's it needs to just be spoken about again Yeah, you believe that that is Jesus's face. I Believe I can't say that for sure because like you believe it's probable that that's his face because I'm not coming from a place of like Absolute faith. I'm coming from a place of skepticism Which is why my mind is so blown from I'm expecting to find something in That shouts. Oh, this is an obvious right forgery. Right, right. So I think I'm not the only one by the There's like, there's people who have much closer to me, obviously. I'm researching this on the internet. But there's people who are much closer to it, like scientists and stuff who are baffled by it. Right. And we've sent before that the reason why it's difficult for you is because one thought will get stuck in your head because you have a small head. It doesn't have a lot of room. It bangs around up there. For me, I have a lot of different ideas because I have the bigger head. But you, the Shrana Twinnis, just got nowhere to go, it's just zinging around. To be honest, no, what's fascinating to me is that it's not more fascinating. Obviously, a lot of, I think mostly Christians are fascinated by it. Now, you're saying, what do you think is the, do you think they suppress this info? Or like, why? No, there's nothing. So why do you think it's just not a big deal? Humans just don't care like that. I think it's interesting. I think people go into things with certain belief systems, certain realities that they've built. And they're just not interested in willing to go places or to, you know, it's something, it's almost like actually Jesus at some point says, like, I appeared to my followers because I could raise from the dead to the Pharisees, they wouldn't believe it because they don't want to believe. It's like, you have to be open to it. You got to be all about it, right? And it's interesting that him appealing, appearing to his believers and not other people because obviously, if he appeared to other people, right, in some powerful way, if he appeared to Muslims, they couldn't deny it either. And everyone would just submit to him, right? Everyone would just submit to what he says and to God and this is what you got to do and whatever. But then that takes away the other thing he's saying, which is, like, love and forgiveness and free choice and, you know, you love, love takes, if love is a powerful energy, love takes choice. Right. You can't be compelled. You can't be forced or else it's not love. It's not true. It's not real. Right. The force isn't real. It's not love. Right. So, the way that that is suggestive and then the way that this is suggestive in a way that it, like, it almost seems like it's giving enough information for seekers, but skeptics won't be swayed either way. Like, I'm seeing some similarities, the patterns of the two. And so when you put the, just the way to the evidence, like the testimony from the gospels about what these guys said happened and then the shroud comes, the shroud comes to be and you're going, what the fuck is this? And then you go, why is it so anatomically correct? Why are the thumbs inside, which is what would happen in Rigomortus, right? So when you look at the thumbs, they're in and you're going, like, that's, that's also anatomically correct. Why are the slash wounds on the back so numerous and so accurate and line up perfectly with what an actual fulcrum, a Roman fulcrum? I think that's what it's called. I'm pronouncing it wrong. Would be, but the medieval artists at the time wouldn't know that. So if you don't even get into the science and you just get into the common sense of it, you're going, what would be the point of someone creating an image that is most remarkable when you look at it as a photographic negative, if photographic negatives weren't invented yet, or it couldn't even be conceived? So like, if you look at the shrouded thread without the photographic negative, it looks very unremarkable. Right. And I think that's probably why people assumed it was a fraud until this guy took a photo of it in 1898 and even he who was not like a Christian was like, what the fuck is that? The whole thing lit up. And how does it have this 3D property that is impossible to replicate, you know, and it has no indication of it being a result of art. There's no strokes. There's no brush strokes. There's no pigment there. Why is there real blood there? Why does the real blood have Billy Rubin in it, which is a trauma marker? I mean, the list goes on. So it's just, for me, it's not one thing, it's like the absolute amalgamation of all the things that are hard to explain at once. Because you're big. You're with us. It's just wild. No, it's just fucking wild. If you really want to have a good conversation on Sunday and you tell Lin this and it's going to get, you're going to really like it. My fascination. You're going to have to do a dance with my mom. Yeah. My fascination has nothing to do with religion per se and more to do with like, who was? What is going on? Like, what is this? Like, why? What is this? It's a fascinating fucking thing. And then they do it. They do 2022. They do a wide x-ray of it, right? They do a wide x-ray of it. And the linen matches a Masada linen from the first century. This is a peer-reviewed scientific study done by not a Christian fanatic, by a real scientist and a peer-reviewed thing. And so now the skeptics go, oh, well, that's not as a reliable test as the carbon dating. So you're going like, but it could have come back second century, it could have come back fourth century, could have come back sixth century, could have come back fifth century. It came back first century to the cellulose degradation matches a Masada linen from the first century. You're going like, and so that alone would be like, ah, maybe that's wrong. But then when you add it to all the other shit, it's a cumulative thing where you're going like, you would have to explain a way a lot of shit in order to say that this is inauthentic. And that's when you start to get a little like freaked out, and you're going, what the fuzz, where is the shroud right now? Is it still in Turin? The shroud is, no, the shroud is in the Vatican. So we're going to go over there and take a peek because I feel like it's getting to the point where we've got to go take a peek. Well, just like because I got so obsessed with my German heritage and we went over there and take a peek. Yeah. Take a peek. It's really wild because then people will go, it's funny because people will go, I'll see people on the internet go. It was proven afraught and I'm going like, oh, you, you just stopped listening at that point because it has, it truly has not been like scientifically yet has not been proven afraught. But there was one theory where a guy wrote a book where he said this was a bass relief. And so a bass relief would be a two-dimensional sculpture and it was laid over. But like, it doesn't even come close to explaining how that image formed. There's so many problems with it's not even close. But that guy had a theory, someone wrote about it and people, so it's interesting that people just aren't aware that this is not solved and that they don't think that that's weird. Because so it is very funny to look at it's a fucking holiday to think about you and your baseman sitting there with, you know, no shirt on, tidy whiteies, gun out, your family's upstairs in the pool and you're just going back and forth, plain old ping pong between shrouded terrain, transport and junior bush are tennis, it's just going boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It's just, and that's just what it is while the family's upstairs on a beautiful day and you're just in the basement on shaving no hair cut, just bouncing around between those three topics. Yeah. I'm a very curious guy when something gets very curious when some catch my curiosity, I go all the way in it. You go away. You consume it and now, but the problem with the shrouded terrain is when, it was when does it end for you? Because no over with it. Now I'm done with it. You consume everything you can about it. I have, that's the thing is I've consumed every possible thing that's out there. I know the latest, you know, the latest thing that the pollen from Jerusalem is another interesting thing where you're going like, well, why is that there? And the skeptics will say, well, contamination, there's also some Indian residue on there. So that, that could be true, but, but also why is Jerusalem palm there? Right. So you see, it's, it's an accumulation of all the things that doesn't necessarily mean that it's authentic, but in order to call it a forgery, you'd have to overlook so many, I've only mentioned like three or, I mean, there's just so many aspects of this that are mind blowing. You're in it. That you just go, I'm not the only one, by the way, this is obviously, this is big news for a lot of people, but it's interesting to me that it's not like the main story. Like in the way that it should be like, let's get the scientists, let's like fucking, what's happening now is the Vatican is holding it and going like they're letting some. They don't want anything to destroy it. And in order to do a carbon dating on, because what happened was there was a fire, obviously there was a recorded fire and it was repaired. There were nuns or whatever that like repaired it. So what the theory is that the, the, the corner that they did it from one corner to the carbon dating, by the way, the carbon dating was a range of years also. So what it was, it was all three of them got around the same range, but it was still a range of years where you're going like, that's wide, but it was still medieval times. So that's the main skeptic argument. The only really skeptic argument is the carbon dating, but the, the Shradd was repaired. So this, so the proponents say it was probably taken from a repaired corner, which is possible. Right. But it's the only way to do it is, is then go and take it from multiple spots and radio carbon. But I'll be honest with you, if it came back medieval times, you still have to explain how this fucking image was made. Right. But if it came back medieval times, I would be convinced that it was a forgery, but I would still be astounded by like how a person would, because if it was, if someone did this, you would see another artifact like this. If someone had figured out a method like this, you would see some written record of it. You'd see it be everywhere. Everywhere. And it would, it's, it's an amazing technique. It's an unbelievable technique that can't be appreciated until modern times. You know, it's mind blowing in, in more than three or ten ways, because you want to meet Jesus. Big. No, I don't want to meet Jesus. But it does beg the question like, this is an artifact that's tied to this dude. This is, this is what these dudes said about who this dude was. So I'm more like, if this is, who the fuck was this guy? You're right. Listen, glitch in the matrix was this a guy who actually was sort of beyond the laws of nature? You go, well, nothing's beyond the laws of nature. And then you go, well, look at quantum physics. There's some things that are beyond the laws of nature. And then you go, well, that's what we know now. But you're going like something that turns into a way of a particle, mostly space. These are like contradictions that I don't know you'll, will ever be worth it. Now, because if I could give you an option and you can only - Yeah, pick one. - Muhammad. - Yeah. - Because I just like what he offers better. To be honest with you, Jesus. - Last fucking. - Fuckin' a little too strict. - Yeah. - So according to Jesus, what? I gotta fucking be married. I can't look at another woman half lost. I kinda like the 10 wives. - Yeah. - I'll take the 10 wives, Joe Smith, I'm even listening. - Yeah. - Joe Smith, I'm listening. Can we do a little compromise between Muhammad and Jesus and go, Joe Smith? - That's what it is. - Joe Smith also said you can have 10 wives. - Yeah, now there's the hot chick in the office walking to take her afternoon shit. (laughing) - Yeah, we just have to deal with this. It's just a hot chick in the office that always just takes a fat dump. - We just have to deal with it now. - Now, the question is though, and this is a tough one for you. - I wanna know what you think about the trouble, go. - Well, I wanna ask you, if you could only in this only one moment, you could sit down at the edge of the bed and have and have a light, a nice conversation over a couple of ducts. Just your tap chin with the oat milk. You have two ducts. The edge of the bed for 10 minutes and the options are you can do this with 10 minutes with Jesus or 10 minutes with Ethan Hawke, who you'd pick and then why? - Well, here's the thing. I would pick Ethan Hawke 'cause I'd just be scared. To be honest, I'd be so scared to sit down with Jesus. - Right. - I just like, - Like why would you just freak you out? - Yeah, it's just a little freaky. Don't you think it's a little freaky? - Yeah, to talk to Jesus, yeah. - Like if he is like what he claimed, what he claimed he was. - Yeah, they did. - A little freaky. - A little freaky. - Okay. - We'd say Ethan Hawke is just, Ethan Hawke me and him could jam, he's more on my level. - Right. - Like it's poetry, we got more in common. - Yeah. - Like Jesus gonna sit there and like, like I don't wanna fucking, - Part of you just doesn't wanna know, right? - Right. - Part of you just like, hey man, let's just talk about the next. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't wanna say something. And then he says, for you know not what you do. - Yeah, I don't wanna know about hell. I don't, I don't, you know. - You don't wanna know about what's going on or whatever it is. Or whatever it is, it's just kind of easy with Ethan Hawke. What do you think about the shroud? 'Cause you know anything about it? - Well, I know a little bit about it from, you know, our previous episode, from you know, going to Catholic school, because the thing is with me very much like the next, you don't remember anything from Catholic school. That's cause I, that's called a defense mechanism. So, but I think the thing with me is, if I'm gonna be honest with you baby, honey, baby gorgeous, I've never left, I've never been a bandwagon. I've never left Jesus, and I've never left the next. - You put them, you put them, you have those tattoos to prove. - I got the tattoos of Jesus on my body, and I've always been a next fan. So I've never left these two things. So I've always believed, I've always had a little word faith, which I've tattooed on the bottom of the cross on my lower back. I have the word faith tattooed on my back. So I've always had that in me. So for me, you know, you just believed before you even heard any of this. - I just always believed cause. - Yeah, I was more like, I don't, I didn't know, I didn't really look into it, I didn't think about it. I mean, I went to church as a kid, but it was all perfunctory for me, I was a kid. When you're a kid, you don't pay attention to that Jesus looking at girls or do whatever. I never thought about any of this. Like I, and I just assumed that it was like a legend. I just assumed it was a myth. I didn't know that the story can be like, historically trace back to his lifetime. Paul was alive when he was alive. I didn't know any of that shit. - For me, I've always felt like, yeah, you want to know I want to learn the knowledge, but I want to be passionate about it when it came to Christ and religion and Catholicism. I've always just chose to have faith and just believe. You could tell me the facts for it. Tell me the facts against it. I've always just chosen. Let me take one more thing off my plate. I just believe. I just go all in, I go harder, I go home. So yeah, you look at it more like, hey, I'm gonna wrestle with other stuff, but I'm not gonna run for a thing. I'm gonna run for it. I'm just gonna say, my mom told me it's true. So they're for it's true. - Now, it's an interesting time 'cause not only is this shrouded to Rin in existence and this is just recent news, too. This came out the Jerusalem poem is very recent. - Right. - The last couple of years. - Yeah, it was like 2024. And then 2022 was also very recent was the wide X-ray, which came back matching the Masad and Lynn for the first century. So that was what added to the, they're going, whoa, we have one dating that's saying medieval times, we have one dating that's actually saying first century. - Right. - Like I said, what's what blows my mind? It could have said third, it could have said fifth. But anyway, all these historical things that are now popping up now, we also had this UFC match at the White House, which was very reminiscent of sort of, you know, the political party in power, in Rome hosting like Gladiator Game. It had that same sort of Roman feel. - Right. - I didn't watch one second of this. Was the UFC fight at the White House, was it good? - It was, well, it was not, that's the thing. - What channel was it on? - It was on Paramount Plus. - Okay. - Paramount Plus. So it was, to me it was interesting 'cause it was like, oh, this is a mixture of sport, entertainment, and the executive branch, like we've never seen. - Okay. - Is that good, is that bad? What, people have a lot. A lot of people think this is bad. - This is bad. - Pat Noswell thinks it's really bad. And what does he think this is bad? - He thinks it's like a, like it's backyard wrestling. It's like a show. It's like, Nick would have the answer of why it's so bad. But Pat Noswell's, he, there's a clip of him talking about how bad and ridiculous. He said Kurt Vonnegut couldn't even make, it's like, it's such a bad parody or satire that even Kurt Vonnegut would be like, "Well, that's too far-fetched." So they're going like, oh, they're going like, this is such a bad indication of the state of things. - Right. - It's a big distraction. Yeah, we could probably hear him say it here. He really ripped into it. - Said it marks the fall. - I watched it just 'cause I was interested in the fights. So I didn't watch it to support anything. But it did have a lot of nationalistic symbolism. I mean, there was jets that flew over. There was soldiers there. There was first responders, there was a police officer. It felt like this happened after the day and not. This event looked like I was watching something on 9-12-01. It's just what it was. - It just felt like it was right after 9-11. - What's Joey Rogan commentating? - What's he there? - He was commentating at one of the fighters in character. His whole character is being a dick. And he did yell Michelle Obama's man. So people are very upset about that. I agree with that. I mean, this guy, obviously he's hated and he's doing it, it's a character. Right, he's doing it to, he's a good fighter actually. He's from Bakersfield, California. But he went and everybody knows Michelle Obama's man. And to the crowd go crazy. - The problem is there was like, yeah. It wasn't, nobody shunned it. Like Joe Rogan kind of smirked, pulled the microwave. But so people, it's a big fervor now. - Yeah. - It's a big fervor. And I kind of agree, look, you're at the White House. - Don't do that. - I mean, that's just kind of crazy. - Right. - But I mean. - And I saw the memes, the juxtaposition from two years ago. You had a guy showing his tits, Joe Biden's White House and then this is these guys. - That's very funny. - That's sort of what I love about humanity is we only tend to see what we believe. Which is also something that I'm noticing. Because people are going, this is defiling the White House. This is inappropriate. And then you look at Biden during June. - Right. - And they painted all the bars on LGBTQs and all the rainbow colors. And then there was a big controversy 'cause it was a trans woman who flashed her tits on the White House lawn. So you're going, which one is more debaucherous? - You could say, you could shun Michelle Obama's a man, but you say, but so is that guy. - But you showed his tits. - That guy. - Yeah. - Well, yeah, so that on pride, it was a big pride celebration on there. And then there was a woman, there was a party, there was like rave music. And there was a woman who clicked out with the pink and then obviously people know that I was there. - Yeah, there you are. - Yeah, there I am. And then Jesse, go to the woman who showed her tits on the White House lawn in front of the fucking windows of where the president that's been. - I mean, got in a kind of applause. - One point became a thing, there she is. That's her right there. - That's a guy. That was the trans model who showed her, took her tits out. - It's just what it is. - Yeah. - So you, so you could see the culture wars here. - I mean, it's very obvious that both political parties in unlike any time before are very involved in the culture wars. You go to the Democratic party, it's really, there's no American flags. It's very extreme. Both culture wars are very extreme. You go to one, there's no American flags, right? You go to another one, it's all American flags. So it's like, picture poison. - Pick your fucking poison. - That's why the poison to pick, IowaStick is patreon.com/historyihinas. That's where all the magic happens. That's where we have rainbow flags. We have American flags. We have any type of flag you want, okay? Because the truth is, is we don't have a country? Well, we do have a country. It's the hyena den and you are our beautiful citizens, okay? And we accept everybody, we love everybody. We will even take in Chinese spies. - Yeah, we actually do love everyone. We're here for a good time and listen, there's cultures, there's fervor, there's ideology. We're here to make you laugh. - That's what all it is, that's what everybody is. - We love Muslims, we love Christians, we love everyone. As people, we love you all. We just are professional notisers. - At the end of the very episode, we go to patreon.com/historyihinas and we read out the newest members of the matriarchy. We encourage a funny name, funniest name wins. Pucci Chris leading us off, Pucci. William Hordeback, welcome to the show, Chrissy KKK Chaos. - Okay, laugh 14. - Jackie Boy 177? - Never heard that one. - Spelled with a K, chaos with a K, yeah. - Then you got Nieman Marcus, sounds like Leroy's, but you won't find any here. - Way song she is. - They're very creative, so walk into one. Yep, then we got egg fart sandwich. - We're gonna chicken figure that guy. - Nice, Matt Duff. - Then we got, is it my vision board or just a gay gangbang scene? - What about the list? - Okay, there it is. - Here it is. - That's what it is. - Very creative. - Yeah, then we got the irony that Chrissy's plug is also fat black and called Big X is not lost on me. I don't get that. - It's plug, maybe your butt plug. - Fat black and I don't get it. - I don't get it. - I'm so sorry. - They fly over our head and they actually were good at it, but it rarely happens. - Then we got gay cock seamen suckers. the squeak hunters. Gay cock seamen suckers is yeah almost that was almost there. Then we got Chrissy's mom prayed to gay away till tank waived his magic wand. Okay. I don't get yeah. Okay. Only fans America opening the straight of Hore Nudes. Of good to our Nudes. Okay. That guy, that guy, that guy, listen to the Patriot pale, listen to the he knows what the patreon button is straight to the back big dick Tony. You know what, throw big dick Tony on a list. Yeah. Michael Crowley, Brett Oliver, oops, I glued my pants, Kyle Duplacis, Zook Brett Fuller, Leroy Barber, AK and word, scissors hands. Oh, we've had that. Yeah. Yeah. She ain't bad. Amber Marie. We've quite had it that way. Not paying for the Kung Pao chicken, call it ding dong ditch. We've had that. Somebody had that. We had we did it. Yeah. Devon Fox, Ben, Cream Filled from both ends, call me Twinkie. Put him on the list. Put him on the list. Yeah. Yeah. Put him on the list. Very creative. Okay. Hold on. Never heard that. Yeah. Never heard that. Then we got, was the 1975 thing a character piece cause? No, I'm still huge 1975 fan. It's seven put in any music, but I'm always a big fan. Chris Neillin, David Juarez, Marco Garcia, sweatin like a Leroy with a love lighter. I don't get it. Jason Matos, glue, Alcindor. Oh, glue, Alcindor, like Blue Alcindor, good one, chicken finger, uh, uh, three marines. Okay, when they go low, oh my God. We saw she. Oh my god. The creativeness and the evil of it. Joey Pampa patches on halogen. Master Bader Ginsburg. Oh, shit. I mean, this is a bad one today. Yeah. Jimmy, Adam Gomez, Tara, likestein, Andrew Lucero, Zane, Chrissy's got that dog in him. Call him the golden cut off Christian Marano, one ding, two ding, red ding, juding, you didn't you didn't you didn't, um, Matt Swarbick, you think Donnie and, uh, something ever compared pieces. I don't know. Got cut off. Sorry. Jonathan Israeli, cute kid who gets nervy after he uses his glue gun. Yani uses Zipix as a trash bag uses what? Zipix. What is Zipix? Don't get it. Deluding Captain Brunson in a different way. Like that. Blake Hawthorne, Emmanuel Mosquita, Frank Hector Octavio, Andy Matchnider, Frisbee, who couldn't find the hole in the sheets of them. Vlad 14. Jesus. MWP 23 Travis McIntosh, Kyle C. Mike, if I'm not Jewish, then why do my nips look like? It's a question. It's a good question. Yeah. Looking through medical waste for, okay, looking through medical waste for Elliott Pages trash can. Titty. Waysung she ain't Jesus. It's what it is. Where did they put it? Whether done? Yeah, you don't know. Let me got mom Donnie's third wife. Waysung she ain't yeah. It's chicken finger. It's just. It's just. It's just. Yeah, it's just. It's okay. Nick Benz, Romeo and flower until you find the wet spot. They put it a list. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Richard Klein's still on Epstein's Island hashtag free us. Yannis Yannis, the Greek Janissary and Christie's German. It's what it is. Charles Vidal, Kosty Cutlets, The Goodish Duckie, Minted Old Circus Monkey, Persian Jew. What do I do? Yeah. Chicken finger. Be East, Bando Lear, Sean, asshole prolapse, so hard. Outback steakhouse was inspired to reinvent the Blooming onion. Okay. He was going for it. Yeah. A little wordy. But yeah. Yeah. Lotta. Yeah. John DeVito, Chris, Chrissy, Dr. Titz, come check out my bitch hips to Stefano. My two-inch pistol shrimp loves tortas. Hashtag little man big dreams. God damn it. Pistol shrimp is so good. So funny. So what it loves tortas. Yeah. It's just long. Okay. But pistol shrimp is a good one. I've never heard that for a small penis. Then we got beaver's pub Vienna, Austria. I guess that's a place in Vienna. Better transformer. Optimus Prime or Elliott Page. Drexler. Muscle, Nunez, sweating like a Leroy and a spelling bee. Latum 14. Sauce monkeys are just Leroy's turned inside out. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Zach Rue, overweight dad, Adam White, I am Antifreeze, Anna, question mark, Wade Nicholson, Jack Warren, Bushy Mountlover. Bushy Mountlover. Yeah. Yeah. It's a throwback. Jeremy Sharp. And then we got third Temple Templar. Okay. So that's it. Relatively weak list. But we'll see. Yeah. I mean, you know, sometimes we're running into this problem where we have lists where some of the better ones are just ones that can't be up in lights. Yeah. How it happens sometimes. So, but here is the list. We got a cause we're decent people. Is it my vision board or just a gay gangbang scene? What do we think? No. Yeah. I don't think that I don't think it's going to make it. All right. All right. So put that Drexler straight to the back. Big Dick Tony. I like Big Dick Tony. But I'm going to chicken finger him. Okay. Cream filled from both ends. Call me a tween. Yeah. That's that's definitely a contender. Contender. Yeah. And then we got a roll me and flour until you find the wet spot. So it's between those two. It's really pretty much between those two. I think it's the Twinkie, right? Right. Yeah. That's gotta be the way to see. Now, let me just can I just say something here? Yeah. This is an example of a list that a lot of the other people who were Drexlered on in the final round wishes they were on. Yeah. Because that's just the luck of the draw. Because so many of those are better than the Twinkie one. Yeah. But the Twinkie one just happens to be on a list by itself. Look, if you were a short stop in the late 90s and you were in the Yankee's farm system, you just weren't getting called up because of Derek Jeter. Right. If you were on the reds, you were getting called up. It's just I'm sorry. It's just the list is it's what it is. It's timing. That's what life is about. So my life is luck and timing. So congratulations. Go to history. Hyenas is back.com to see your name up in lights. Call me Twinkie. You're the winner.