Knicks Fever! - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

(upbeat music) - Hello, the next win. - What a time to be alive dude. I mean that was 53 years dude. - Unbelievable, I said it, somebody tweeted it so they're gonna think I stole it but I said it two weeks ago, it's a good 9/11. - Yeah. - The whole city's together, that's probably going nuts. - You could just say it's good. - Yeah. - You have to bring up 9/11. - Wow. - Yeah, it was, no, you're right. - I think the tweet I saw was a reverse 9/11. - A reverse. - Yeah and I was like, I should have tweeted it a week ago but I didn't know they were gonna win. - Yeah, no, it was on fire dude, it was on, I mean, so I guess it was 9/11. - No, no, no. - The city's on fire, it's unbelievable. - It took down two towers. - Wembee and the other guy. - Really, just, Cornette's not a tower. - 7-1. - He's big, but Wembee's the tower. - 7-4. - That's adorable. - I got so many congratulations and from so many like childhood friends hitting me up, so many people like 'em, so happy you, fucking Bill Burr even hit me. - Oh. - And I sent him back that and he laughed and I was like, picturing Burr finding this funny makes me laugh. - I love it, I love it. - 'Cause he's such a cormugian, but you can't resist, it's adorable. - It's so cute. - And I brought some stuff for the studio if I may. - Whoa, is that right? - First off, we're gonna have to find some wall space for, - You got the post? - For this. - Whoa, that's a collector's item now. - We're gonna get wall space for that one. - Woo! - Need some wall space for this one. - Champs. - What's that always do that? - Champs. - Oh, hell yeah. - And boom. - Whoa! - It's like a rock. - Oh, that's for everybody. Wow, I feel like Brunson. Look at that. - Woo! - Hey, hey, we put out tan brands too soon. (laughing) - Damn. - This is on right here. - Thank you, thank you, Dad. - This is, I never thought I'd get to buy them. So when you're there, you're like, "I want everyone to. " - Yeah, just thinking what the city made alone on merch. My God, it's gonna be through the roof. - Dude, it's so cool. It's such a cool time and a. - Huge to the city. - I was in shock. I mean, you start to believe. Belief can be scary. 'Cause when you're like, Brunson did something to this fan base. We're like, they thought we overhyped him. And maybe at the time we were. - Yeah. - You know, we got to a point where my buddy Dan Lebertard said, "I think you guys would rather lose with Brunson than win with someone else." And I said, "I think you're right." - I think you're right, dude. - Because of the way he carried himself and the way he fucking thanked you. - But they're getting soda. - This looks straight up. - Oh. - Oh, that's good shit, though, all right. - Hey, Mausle, champions. We all look-- - Yeah, I mean, this is, it's on fire, man. Yeah, the way he conducts himself, the way he led the team. - Oh, yeah. - This whole team's incredible. - He's such a great role model. The dad is right there. He's so humble, no ego. You don't see this kind of shit anymore. This feels very old school. And what a captain. Also, he's little. He got to love that. And just the layers in this thing. Like Ben Stiller's doing a doc, he announced. - I can't wait to see it. - But there's so many layers, just like the 53 years, the Jewish wife. - By the way, every Jews been like, you know he is a Jewish woman, but yes, you think I don't know? - Yeah. - Of course I know. - Wembee, who's supposed to be the face of the NBA, got fucking snuffed out that French cleaf. We took him out and he was a pissy at the end. - I had just never seen a French person be rude and arrogant before. I didn't know it was possible. - Here we are. - Exactly. - New stereotype, I guess. - Yeah, the city coming together, the people out on the school buses. I mean, there's so many layers to it. - Yeah, I mean, it was, it was a built up. - Shallabe. - It was a built up nut. - It was a fine leaf. - Yes. - Yes. - I mean, it was all over the city. - Exactly. - You know the scene in scary movie when he finally fucks Anna Ferris and he just shoots out of the ceiling. That was all of us. - That was us. - He just all were like, holy shit. So, yeah, I mean, I watched the Stovs a new pod studio and it's on between six and sevens. So we just walked on to seventh. - Oh, I saw you guys walk out. I was in LA in a green room. The worst, across the country in a green room. And I see you guys go out in the street. He's got the pizza. He went full chunk from goonies, Hawaiian shirt. Pizza. - Here's the thing about Stov. So we recreated our outfits from when the next beat, without even coordinated. - Whoa. - So when the next beat, the Celtics, we wore the exact same thing that we wore to that game, game six last year, 'cause that felt so magical. So, Stov and I just, by chance, we just recreated the whole, and I was like, we're both psychos. - That's amazing. Love it. I mean, yeah, just seeing you guys out on the street, you just walk out on the street, and there's a party. Everywhere you go. No matter what neighborhood. - This is the moment. This is the final moment. This is, right before, Wembee. (crowd cheering) (laughing) - Wow, don't break your other arm. Holy shit. That's incredible. - Don't like Judd Apatel. That's why it's well-filmed. - Is that right? - Yeah. - Oh, wow. - When you're hanging out with the director, he's always on. The ways out he's always just snapping photos. - Yeah. - I know, this is nice. - I love it. - Yeah, what a special night, man. And it was lunacy, I'm seventh avenue. Just complete madness, complete maze. Yeah, what else you got? These are great. - You're the other one. - Oh, here it is. - Wow. - Just magic, dude. - So cool, you just got signed as a party. What a great feeling. - Yeah, New York. - And can I just say, what's great about this, the next winning? - Whoa. - It's JP and Stav Martin. - There you go. - Whoa, it's great about the next winning, no one is ruined it yet. Nothing has been come out about, hey, Jay Brunson actually killed a kid in 1988, or hey, the Nicaragua is actually a racist term, or hey, you know, basketball's invented by the Native American. We could just have a fun time. Nobody fucked with it. Nobody pushed on it. It's just good stuff. - Just good to see a marching America that stands for something nice. - Yeah, it's exactly. - No racism, no man. It's just pure joy. - Pure joy. - Hugging strangers. - I saw one lady try to say something was like, this is all because of capitalism and everybody went, shut the fuck up, blow me, kill yourself. And I was like, yes, enough, don't ruin it. And then you realized this is how it used to be. - I always try to be one party poo poo. - I know, I know. So that was nice. Just somebody let me, I'm Donnie and then Trump is there and Seinfeld and Shalame and DJ Cal. I mean, there's somebody moving parts, Larry David. - Oh my God, Josh Hartle was killed him when he missed that layup. Do you see what he like found? - Oh, he did like a full black church. My son's in the casket. - That's like the curve finale is Larry's in a coma. 'Cause Josh Hart misses the fucking layup. - That was bad when someone asked Brunson what was the highlight or what was the moment? - Yes. - And he said, the blown layup. And he's like, I'm not just busting his balls either. He was like, that's what I knew. We had to pick each other up. - Whoa. - That's what a team does, man. - Heavy. - What's cool is they just all were all about each other and then you see the spurs and they were just like, you know, we, you know, they didn't give the next any credit. It was poor sportsmanship, you know. - The good guy won. - And the spurs, like, look, Wembee's gonna win his championship. - Sure. - He's an incredible player. But never gave, it's funny. It's like all about him training with Shaolin monks. And it's like, what did you learn there? - What is his kill bill? Yeah. - It's like, is there even a hoop? - But isn't there like humility as part of this training? - Oh, I see what you're saying. - Like I know you do Kung Fu, but yeah, I guess that's what he learned. He didn't pick up new moves on the court. He learned how to like kick someone in the fucking leg or throw a head down. - I know. - It was crazy. - It was attacking all these guys. It was great. Jumped, kicked a guy at one point. He threw Bronson down. The guy is dirty. - He is dirty. - Fuck great player though. He is a great player. - Hell of a player. - And it was good for the NBA. I mean, this, I heard a lot of people say this might have saved the NBA. Like, not that it was like failing, but this is the highest rated finals in forever. - Whoa. - Because it's weird that we're all watching the same thing. - Yes. - Especially for a series. Like, the Superboy, you're like, all right, that's a given. We're all gonna watch this Superboy no matter what. That's an American tradition. But this is a seven game series and we're watching all of them. - Yeah. - And it took years off my fucking life, dude. - Oh, but yeah. - But once you believe that's when you're just like scared. You're like, fuck, to come this close and lose it after all this and how much you love the guy. - After all that. - But when they get it, when they win it, you get the years back. The years come right back when they win. - Yeah, I feel alive. - Yeah. - And you feel the joy in the streets. - And Bronson is such a great leader. Like, did you see when OG got caught being high on Good Morning America? He takes it off OG. He's like, oh, that's me a question now. He's such a good friend. - Oh, this is hilarious. - You walk together. (all laughing) - He goes, I guess I'll answer. - He's really great. He's been great. He's been great. - Yo. - He's been awesome at doing it. - Clearly and editable just here. - Oh, yeah. He's on the moon. - Do you see Godfrey with cat? - Yeah, that's an old one. - That's what he did with the seller, yeah. - Oh, okay, that was great too. I didn't know he was Dominican. - Yeah, it's a night I gave cat a ball of bodega cat. - What? - Gotta do a collab. - Let's do a collab with cat. And we need to get this to Alvarado 'cause he's a New York kid. He'll appreciate the bodega cat. - And he drinks, am I good? Is he drink? - I mean, this is like, yeah, that 29 point comeback. You know what the hard part about these games were? It's like, you kind of knew they'd come back. Like, I did bet on the game when they were down 29. - Yeah. - Because I was like, I got a feeling. - All right. - Like, the odds are, it's dumb to bet with your heart, but you're like, I got a feeling. 'Cause every game just felt like a midnight express or Shawshank, like a prison movie where you just get the shit kicked out of you for like two hours. - Yes. - And then somehow you escape at the end. - Right. - So it's like not enjoyable, but you're like, they find a way to get out. - They got out. And they mix it more dramatic when they get out, you know? 'Cause you gotta come out of that hole. - I saw the cystic that said the spurs. have the lead for 75% of the finals. That's insane. But it's what they kept saying. That's what the calves said to us. They were like, the big joke that went around with the coach was like, analytically, we're playing better. And it's like, you got swept, dude. Yeah, it's a joke with it analytically. It's like, who gives a fuck? It's about winning. So, you know, yeah, you outplayed us a lot of the game, but then the next one and the fourth quarter. Exactly. Yeah, you might have fucked your wife a lot, but I went home with her. Exactly. Yeah, that's the results. We apologize to the guy who's wife, Mark Fox. It was Wembe's. Yeah, very cool, very exciting, cool to be a part of it. Incredible. And I'm glad you got me on board years ago or whatever because look what it led to. Yeah, man, no, it's exhausting. Because you just see all the teams that came close. Like, I love you in so much Scree, Houston, LJ, all those guys, Starks. They all came close and they didn't get it. And it looks like something was healed in them. Like you win when he hugged when he held cat. I got emotional. There was a amazing thing of them hugging. And it's like, oh man, that's sure a few people got beat the shit out of and a guy at five guys got a waffle fryer thrown at him, but come on. Gotta bring a few eggs to make an omelette. Exactly. Yeah, look at this. Oh, that's beautiful. Wow. Yeah, man. Come on. I mean, they just became legends forever. Yeah, completely. So cool, man. You know, he took the pay cut, Brunson. Yeah. And now he's going to make what, 450 mil on the next round. I don't know. I mean, who knows? I mean, he does it again to keep winning, you know, who knows? And he'll make, he'll make it an endorsement or something. Yeah. I was thinking, like, why is he not the face of the NBA? Everyone said, well, when he's the face and they're like, all right, but why just give it to him? Like, maybe he should have to take it to be the face. Dessons. He's the underdog story. He's the little guy. Yes. He's everybody. Yeah. That's exactly. He's the guy who wasn't handed it. I love it. What do they say? No height, just heart. Yeah. Something like that. Man, so many cool things coming out of this. I'm like, yeah, it's, I've never been on my phone so much in my life. Yeah. Because I'm just like, things get hooked. You win. Oh, completely. You want to hook me in, hook me in with Nick shit. And it's just, you're like, oh, this is ruining. And it's, it's killed my stand up for a good 10 months. It's 10 months. 10 weeks. Oh, okay. All right, I'm bad anyway. What are you going to do? No, it killed me for 10 weeks. All right, jokes when you just are filled with joy. Yeah. Good point. Really? Just like jokes really come from being, you know, irritated or, you know, I think I write best when I'm irritable. And I'm like, oh, this happened. I, you know. But when you're just like every day, you're like, that was amazing. I know. It's hard to write. Of course. Of course. There's a lot going on. A lot to focus on. So yeah. I'm just glad we were part of it. Very cool. Pretty cool, man. Yeah, I'm glad I went to game one in San Antonio. That was a fucking shit. I was glad I did it totally cool. I've got video here, for instance, two biggest detractors. What's up with his dad, like not giving him a moment? Like, well, right after victory. This is why he's so good because his dad is constantly humbling. This is how you, this is how you rate. You want to raise a fucking killer. Yeah. Tell him that he sucks even after he won a champion championship. Exactly. He's got more picking the draft. What's that? You expected that you expected him to be silly. I mean, he left. No, man, I'm going to stop the argument, too. Yeah. I love my son. Pat, you're doing the best, Nick. Yeah. Meanwhile, have you heard about a hell of a ball talks about his kids? No. Before they come into the league, he's like, my kids the best kid of all time. Oh, well, he didn't want a champion. Yeah, he's injured. Well, yeah, it's just an injury. So it's not his fault. All right, all right. But it's also like, he could use a hint to that, maybe. Yeah, yeah. But also, like, I guess this is how you raise a killer. Also, what? I'm sorry. No, I mean, you're on the NBA. You won the finals MVP. You're on the grand stage. And he's like, he's better. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy to say. And put Lavar Ball in the list of guys who are named after the thing they did. Oh. Anthony Weiner. Already made off. Lavar Ball. There's other ones, too, I'm forgetting. But Lavar didn't really ball. He did? People like, like, college. I think he balled. No, he balled. But he didn't like his kids are in the pro's though. Oh. People. Okay. Like a Lamello and, uh. But are they called ball? Lonzo. Yeah. All right. They're all balls. Yeah. All balls. You see Anne Frank. Anne for me. Oh. She was a Anne Frank. She was Frank. Oh. Another one. Rodman is a flanderer. Yeah. But him in there. Oh. Flanderer. Yeah. You're close enough. Yeah. But we also got to. The best person's fan of all time was the guy who beat the shit out of everybody. That was like a juggernaut. I got to find it. Unbelievable. He's not even a spurs fan. He's from Philly. This guy is going to. He's going to be in a Marvel movie. I think he was supposed to go to the UFC fight. They took a wrong turn. Ended up with the game. Watch the coolest part about this is the way that the people walk out of his way. It's like a Moses splitting the sea. Well, you know, he's either a hardcore spurs fan or doesn't care at all. If you're in a spurs rodman jersey. His rodman was barely a spurs. Right. Look at that. Wow. Every once in a while you get a brave guy who takes this guy. And then he's going to get him now. Look at this guy. Oh shit. Camp Patterson. Hit him with a right. Oh, see the one guy trying to trip him. I mean, you got a hand of this guy. I don't think we've to hand him. He's a psycho. He's a psycho. What are we handing him? The skills. The fearless. Get a hand him a fucking Xanax or something. Is that his mind? Oh, put this guy any ran. Just throw him in there. I'll just drop him in. He'll just wipe everybody out. They're like, Mr. Trump. There's a guy in a rodman jersey. Can you please take him back? Malcolm X-man. Guys unbelievable. Dude, he's, yeah, it's a lot. Yeah. This is a nice video I saw. Let me see if I can refresh it. Oh, wow. Is that legal? I don't think so. Oh, look at this. I mean, it's borderline scary. Backflip off the van. Damn, this Jay-Z song is so fucking good, too. What a night. Look at this. Wow. I had to watch this in a green room like a fucking queen. I know. Oh, man. Beautiful shot, too. White, black. Everybody's coming together. Puerto Rican. We needed this. The city needed this. It really did. Wow. Amazing. And where were you? I had the most New York night of all time. I, in the afternoon, I photographed Nome, the owner of the color cellars. Oh, yeah. Then he's jacked off on the subway. And then I jacked off on the subway. And I went home and watched the last two quarters with my son at our local deli. Wow. The deli. Love that. Great. Yeah, you have some video of it, don't you? Oh, my god. Wow. The deli put up a screen. Yeah. Two of them. One on each side. I love that I just buy an Alan that in. And I think you have some video. Man. Yeah. I live in Fort Green. They ushered Spike Lee around like the Pope in a car. He came out of the sunroof. And the place went nuts. And here's my son. I'm not going to point out which one. But this is the exact moment they won. Right. He's counting down. Three. Two. Two. Two. Two. Oh, wow. I got chills. Oh, man. Chills, Jerry. I love it. Oh. It's gonna be a fan for life. Wow. My, I told my wife. I was like, oh, I'm a little worried. Like, it's going out there in the crowd. It's like three hours past his bedtime. And she was like, this is. Once in a life. Once in a lifetime. She was like, this is like. Yeah, she had to explain sports to you. Yeah. What kind of not a man are you? You're a fucking Metz guy. Yeah. 186. I don't know. So she said she was like, this is 86 metz to him. And you can't stop talking about that shit. And that's been 40 years. Good point. I mean, he'll get some sleep. Every time just for 40 years. Unreal. I know people taking their kids out for the parade tomorrow. Or Thursday. It's, you know what? It's just you got to experience it. You got to see it. And it's like. Yeah. What a fucking run. I mean. I started collecting those once we were like. Kind of cruising. So I was like, I kind of got a feeling. Yeah. Once we made to the third round. I was like, I got to buy everyone. Yeah. And. Two bucks. Two bucks. Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. That'd be more. So they only lost one game in the playoffs. And that was. They lost three. They lost two to the Atlanta Hawks in round one. I was down to one. I remember that. And then they lost one against the Spurs. They didn't lose to the Cavs or the Sixers. Crazy. Would they have a 12 win run? Something 13, I think. 13. I'm going to send you bet $100 on that one game and let it roll over each time. It would have made over $10 million. Wow. Yeah. You got to know when to walk away. These are such fucking weird hypotheticals. Yeah. You're like, they're going to win 13. Just knowing they're like, but I did. I won a thousand bucks. Just betting when they were down because it was plus. Wow. And then I won another 650 from a cousin sales podcast. That's like a gambling podcast. So he's like, make a bet. And it was, I think when we just beat the Sixers, I was like, Nick's are going all the way. Whoa. So yeah, I got, I got some dough out of it. Yeah, you sure did almost two grand. Yeah. That's how you bought these hats. Yeah, dude. I'm sure these weren't cheap. So thank you. These are, hey, these are going to have this. So we're New Yorkers. Oh, yeah. Got to remember these forever, man. Unbelievable. What a time. What a time to be alive. People are going to move here from this. So I think it's going to, you're right. It's going to like prop up the city. Yeah. It's got to have a moment. And shout out to mom Don. And say what you will. He cleaned that shit up the next morning. I don't know how he did it. Yeah, that was pretty crazy. I went out there expecting to just be like, chaos. - Yeah. - I felt bad for those people who just like took a wrong turn on a seven. Like they're maybe driving somewhere for getting there's a big game tonight. - Yeah. - And they pulling a seven to have you know, like you're not getting out of here for 10 hours. - You're not getting out. - And people are gonna be on top of your car. - Yeah. - Like that car ain't coming out clean. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I wonder, do you see the city on that one? Or do you eat it? - I think you gotta eat it. - That sucks. How about the world cup people who showed up and they're like, "Hey, we are, what the fuck?" I'm gonna hit with a fireball. (laughing) - You should have Puerto Rican day parade with the next day. - No way. - Yeah, Sunday. - Wow, who had that great tweet? If you're a nix fan gay and Puerto Rican, this is your and a soccer fan, this is the best one of your life. - Oh shit. - Damn, that's fucking crazy. - Crazy. - You used to have a joke. - I had a whole joke about the gay pride parade. My friends gay and Puerto Rican. And he's like, you know how hard my life is and I was like, you have the most parades. (laughing) That's a little joke. Didn't really work outside in New York. (laughing) That's pretty good. - Yeah, thanks, thanks. - I like it. I was happy with it. - Damn dude, yeah, what a fucking time. I got a few wrecks for you because we're doing, you know, it's a sports time, it's a, not just for nix fans. I think, you know, I got texts from a lot of non-nix fans who were like, I'm so happy for this, just for this team is likeable. - Yeah. - And you know, McHale Bridges had made it and lost and OG made it with the rappers and they won, but he was injured for the whole series. - Right. - You know, another man, I don't think any of these guys did want it. So, and Mike Brown, the coach has been so close before, but. - How great was he on Fallon? - Oh my god, he's adorable. - Like a corny day. - Yeah. - I stayed up to watch Fallon. I've never been like, I guess I'm watching Fallon tonight. - What is it, 1998? - I know, I was like, I got home and I was like, I'm gonna watch Fallon. - I don't know if I ever watch Fallon live. - Yeah, I don't know if I have either. That's amazing. - But I was like, I gotta see this. - Yeah, and good for these guys. They are doing a crazy run, press. - Yeah, well hopefully they have time when this is all over to stop by. But now we gotta get McHale Bridges on just to get him hammered. - Dude, that footage, do you have any of that? I think I sent you some. - I thought you pulled it up. - Yeah. - What's wrong with it? - Just McHale Bridges should face. - He's doing an IG live, and people were asking him questions. - Well, he was, shout out to McHale Bridges 'cause he was under so much pressure. 'Cause for one thing, we traded five first round picks. He was like, Leon Rose, the architect of this whole team's final piece. And we traded five firsts for him, which is an absurd amount. It's a crazy haul, but he just was like, that's the last piece we could win with this guy. 'Cause we were kind of built to beat the Celtics. OG and McHale are versatile defenders that you can kind of put on Tatum and Brown. That was, I think, the idea behind it, and they get both score, you know? So he got a lot of shit, like feeling like we overpaid for him, because we got him from the Brooklyn Nets. They're arrival, and not really, but they're in New York. So they gave us a hefty price tag for him. But he's also a Villanova boy with Brunson and Josh Hart. So we get him on the team, and he was just getting crushed. And he also made the finals with the Phoenix Sons. The team that went up 2-0 versus the Yanis Bucks, who then won four straight. So when the next up 2-0, you know, he's like, I'm not fucking, I have shell-shock from this shit. Yeah, I gotta close this out. He's constantly under criticism. The most under a microscope of many, any player. So you saw him just like break when they won. He just started crying. Beautiful moment for him. And then he went on IG Live, and he was just fucking lit. So joy. A couple whiskey is in, too. Because you know these guys must not drink a lot. No, of course they got to be prepared. Yeah, you have the the the McHale Bridges IG Live. This isn't it. No, he's like face the camera on this. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, it's wild. Yeah, it's not it's going to be in this shit. No, no, it's not on the sports center for sure. Yeah, just Google McHale Bridges IG Live. Oh, yeah. I definitely text you. I text you one of them, I think. You did? Yeah, Peter Scroo, is that what you scroll up for? This is for your thing. Yeah, it's one of them scroll up. There it is. There it is. We're going to face glazed over. Oh, yeah. It's like me face timing one of my exes back in the days. His hat's crooked. Hey, don't wait. What the fuck? Dirty ass. Nice apartment. Oh, man, man. Lock in, man. Oh, man. Roll the fuck out of my lungs. Pull me up a shot, please. Pull up another shot, please. What the fuck is going on, man? We have to pick. Be nice, man. Pull me up more to pull you up. He said, "FM pick." Oh. Could you talk about Wendy's villain arc real quick? Yeah. Because he was, you said, the face of the lead. They wanted him to be, for sure. And he-- look, he still will be. But yeah, it's good for sports to have villains, dude. Of course. And the refs of the villains, too, by the way. Fuck them, right there, yes. Yeah, they were rough, dude. They were rough. But, yeah, Wembee, villain of the league. But, you know, I-- The no-shake in hands after the game. Oh. Yeah. What do you think? Real bad. And then he goes, what do you say? Like, hey, good game. Never see y'all again. Or something like that. See you never. Yeah, that was the lamest shit ever. That's like a fucking 11-year-old. Yeah, taking a ball. Yeah, or not. [LAUGHTER] That would make the tone, sorry. [LAUGHS] Somebody had that great side by side of him walking out. And it says, what do you think he looks like? And then what we think he looks like in a show that's seen in Friday with a guy gets his bike stolen. He runs with the car, pounding. Oh, it was a great side by side. It's crazy. I mean, yeah, I guess that was the whole thing. It's like the bad boy pistons were really trashed for not shaking Jordan's hand when he finally beat him. And, you know, I'll say this about him. He's young as hell. Like, he's-- Yes. 22. So he's been-- he's under such a microscope since he was, you know, forever. But, yeah, it's just like, you're supposed to shake hands. Yeah. After a battle, but then there's a clip of Bronson everyone toasting going fuck Wembee. Yeah, that was great. I wonder if Jalen does not happy that made it out. Well, he earned it. I mean, he got thrown around. He was so nice the whole time, so considerate, so professional. That's his one. He did it after he won. I thought that was the way to do it. Well, one of the games I was at, I saw him-- you could tell he really didn't like Wembee. And he hit a three-gotte right in his face and gave him like one of these, like, right at him. He usually does it at the crowd. He did it right at him and I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. And that last play, the one that was like the iconic one where he kind of gives him like a little elbow to the liver. He's just so crafty. He knows how to get away. He's such a vet that he kind of takes him one-on-one and we're like, what the fuck? He's taking on a seven-five guy, hits him in the liver, and then kind of throws him off balance and throws it up and just out of his reach. That one, that's when I was like, oh, they can't stop him. 45 in game seven. No, I don't believe it. Only the other guy to do that in a close-out game. Oh, game five. Sorry. You don't got to do that in a close-out game as fucking MJ. Exactly. He's got the MJ stance. And it's all just such poetry, the tall, the little, the dick, the professional, the asshole. It's so good. The foreigner, the New York guy. That's great. I love it. The international thing does add an element. Of course. The cocky Frenchman. There's a little rocky for shit in this. Oh, 100%. That's what I'm saying. The dickhead foreigner. Yeah. USA. I tweeted Wembee proves it's OK to be prejudiced towards the French. Nobody cares. We're like, yeah, bring it on. We've always hated these frogs. I'm half French. But yeah. But yeah, crazy, crazy stuff. Oh, there was one thing I wanted to say that you just said, well, the professionals at the fuck Wembee, uh, camera. Well, what a great role model for the kids. Yeah, he really is. Switching it up a little bit. Yeah. I saw a clip of Marx from like 15 years ago. Oh, what are you doing to me? It was a set. Where was that set? I sent it. Keralines. Oh, I think I know this set. I don't know why you bring a list of them. I'm just changing them. All right. All right. Why are you pulling it up or something? Oh, I could. But I keep being embarrassed. Anyway, I was impressed. I bet the jokes are still good. The jokes are still good. Yeah. No, I mean, like, I remember we were hanging out a lot then and bouncing jokes all the time. And I remember like, you know, Marx. He had like an old comic set that was really tight. Maybe we weren't like a green polo or something. Yeah. Yeah. The first cone in Mark did because you, you know, you remember the little milestone that you hit with your butt. Right. Right. Well, the jokes had to be go back then because we were no bodies and you had to prove yourself constantly. Yeah. And I noticed how clean the set was. There was not one person. Yeah. You used to be pretty clean. And I was like, oh, it's, I mean, that's not night and day, but like they were guys in the city back then who just were not like kilocomics, but they were just working because they were clean. Yeah. If you're clean, you can get corporates. You can work. Completely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you're saying. It was like a whole crop of people were like, we don't curse. Yes. And I was just like, I'm never going to, I never even try. So they, it's not going to work. It's just not who I am. Yeah. I respect it. Like if you're able to, you're handicapped in yourself. So what was your goal then? Because 2015, there was no real. Just not ever a day job. No. Not have a day job. Not ever a day job as a goal. Yeah. Just do comedy for a living. And go on the road and get good. Yeah. Go on the road. Get good. Yeah. And just do hours again and again. Yeah. Have specials. Yeah. But it was funny because I think comedies change so much. Like we were talking about Mark and I, I feel like all of our heroes were kind of broke. Yeah. Like not broke. Not like well, we were like, oh, we, comedy wasn't, you couldn't really make a good living back then. I think like a lot of agents figured out how to get guys on the road and get better deals for everybody. Yeah. This was going to be it regardless of what it was. I think we were just like, this is our, this is going to be our life. This is it. We loved it. We really loved it. We really loved it. I mean, we still do. But back then you had to love it because there was no internet really. There was internet. But you don't want to. I mean, it wasn't. Internet has changed comedy. It opened it up so much to arenas and podcasts and clips. We didn't have to do podcasts. That was a bigger thing. Like we didn't, you were just kind of a hermit during the day. And you just could really work on your comedy. Totally totally but uh, well that was 27 so I'm 42 now so you do the math. Yeah That's Ben Roy I didn't even know what show this is oh god. This is embarrassing. I'm hooked up with a girl after this. That's so that was a good set All right, all right. What do we do it come on? I can't handle it. This is he's excruciating but one point you say I still have a day job in The janitor. Yes, that was a big bit of mine the janitor. That was a great big. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm right here. Yeah I'm the sign put a sign down when you're mopping true story the guy slits like a version It's a different joke, but it's a version of Chris Vox. I worked in McDonald's joke. What's that one where it goes? They go He goes uh, how are you doing? He goes you know how the fuck I'm doing I'm working in McDonald's making minimum wage you know what it means when you make minimum wage It means if I could pay you less I would take against the law. Yeah, I'm gonna throw the Chris Rock Delivering there, but yeah, and I was a great that was like I was on his Chris Rock's first album born suspect I remember who in that bit like oh shit. That's a great bit a lot of great jokes on that a lot of like he has He's like this ghetto kind of like ghetto, but he's like the street black guy from Brooklyn But he has this wisdom in all the jokes. Yeah, no, he was he always had he always had it, you know, but uh I remember those years man. I mean, that was uh because you know, I I was doing my recs and I was like The recs I had because of this week were all sports related. They're all like fan books. So a Fans notes by Frederick actually mmm, which is about it. It's one of the best books you'll ever read really Lead alcoholic read our Giants fan. It's what it's you're gonna have to look up a lot of words if you read this He's a brilliant writer big vote cab insane, but uh Frederick actually a fans notes high high rec Same goes for our buddy Scott Robb who wrote the horror of Akron. Yes about LeBron and same goes to my buddy Joel Kowski who just wrote Honolulu blues about being a diehard lion's fans, but these are obviously about more than just being a fan. They're about like, you know They're about these people struggles whatever their struggles might be, you know, yes In all case, I think all three cases addiction of different kinds. Oh no alcoholism and in scots. I think eating, you know, eating too much Right and then in this one in jolt is, you know, he's had a lot of problems, you know Yeah, yeah, yeah very open about it and all three should check it all three and we're throwing books I think Sam talent wrote a new book. Whoa, it's out already. I believe it's out of these group B-U-B-R-U-T his first one was great. Yeah There it is whoa, okay So there you go get good Sam talent's book damn. I don't know anything about it. Love the cover. I got that great cover very Russian communism. Yeah, so you read a lot Sam. Where are you reading? Where are you reading in bed? Or like on a on a flight toilet. Yeah, it's some toilet reading. I like Oh, and I want to throw in fucked it was someone was going to say about Oh in Joel's book. He's talking about like It just made me think what Mark was saying. That's what maybe in Joel's book he talks about like how the goal was like to get on cabin Which was the old portion? Yeah, yeah goal used to set like little goals for yourself when you're a young comic like You know, maybe you get like I'm a marked like John Oliver showing Huge or you know, you do like hug me. He was. I remember my dad hugged me when I got it really big deal He's on a hugger and then uh, you know cabin was a big bar show of um by our friend Sean padden huge and you ever wanted to get on cabin Yes, but then like it's one of those weird things where you get on and you're like well now what I know His goals and you're like well now what do I do so you know late-night sets were we're a goal back then Yeah, not what they used to be totally totally. I remember one time this is out cheesy and Romantic this all was my buddy Zach Sims. We moved up from New Orleans together. I knew Zach from open mics in New Orleans Yeah, super young guy funny guy like funny out out of the gate one of these guys just had it and he went up Before a cabin they threw him on as a goof because he knew Sean pat and not a goof but they're like here you go buddy And he went up and he had a great set and then Jim Gaffkin went on after him and we were like oh my god You went on before Jim Gaffey were going nuts and Sam goes I mean sorry Sean goes Tell me dreams don't come true and we're all high-fiving doing shots all because he went on before Gaffigan That was it now I see Gavin. Why what's up Jim but back then the fact that he did that was like it was like the Nick's winning It was the same you you were adjacent to some someone super talented. Oh, yeah, it's like having a small role in a movie Yes, you're like holy shit downie junior right right, but if that's that's that thing where you're like oh my god Yeah, I know I felt the same way but you know especially when I was like open for someone And it didn't mean anything a lot of the time it just meant you work with him for a weekend But you're like okay, let me see what I can pick up. How are you text me? I'm opening for Berk Christher and like six hours later You sent me a photo of you both shirtless like Yeah, that was a big deal. That's because Nicky Glazer couldn't do it. She had that she was opening Wow, and she had to drop out and she goes would you want to open for my friend Berk Christher? And I was like sure. Yeah, I was like It's work. Is that Sacramento Hartford funny part for funny, but wow. I know Yeah, I mean think about how much our lives have changed like I'm going to Hartford. I can't believe it. Yeah You know what we did we fucking watched a nix game at Hooters and And look at that. I was like I was telling Bert how big a nix fan I am and What do we find that photo during the day? It was We watched it was when they just got JR Smith and I remember so because I was like this guy's really good and Bert was like oh sweet Oh, wow, so we I remember watching that with him, but uh, I mean Caroline's to open the door. We got to open for crazy people at Caroline crazy. That was a big deal too. That Caroline's RIP Caroline's because that was uh that club was so good to us, you know, yeah I mean it's funny to say that club was good to us It good every club was good and bad Sure, you know, I mean all the great stuff they do then you'd also do like a prom show at three. Yeah, kill you off at 20 and you're like That's it. Yeah, I'm not sleeping tonight The hell's going on, but uh, you know, they give you a free meal, which is cute That chicken par that chicken palm with a block of cheese. Oh, I love every minute and the in the free booze, which we thought was great Probably set us back a little bit probably we're like we're like we got to take advantage of this mug. I just pounding old fashions all Yeah, I'm a photo of me and Che at the Christmas party like oh dude. We both look like cavemen It's great. We're so smushed. I remember yeah, Che Che went to a couple of row games. He texted me after I went to game one he goes you going to game to us Like can he goes he goes well. I'm going you he goes you inspired me to go Yeah, that's a nice texting from and he He wrote an emotional text just like we did it like after it's like every New Yorker felt like It's like a one moment to be vulnerable. Yes, yes, you're one moment. You're like I saw a lot of grown men crying I was like, yeah, you're laughing. You're laughing. You earned it. Oh, yeah, it's like to see someone crying in New York for a good reason Good point. How often do you see someone to see just crying like oh, of course. Yeah, Che had a really emotional Instagram slide, you know, where he's like I love seeing this and I love seeing that and he it was all these New York kind of cliches really great great Instagram post so many great moments, but yeah, I remember doing a weekend with Che He and I opened for Jim Jeffries. Yes. I was there. Oh man. That was one of the most fun weekends ever just Can't let up with those guys. Oh, yeah. I went to hang imagine doing that now like oh, you're opening for somebody I'll go hang with you. That's how it was. That's how what I remember mark was like more in the old scene So I was like dude, I'm like come to the comic show we can drink for free. Yeah That's what it was you found out where to drink for free exactly and we thought we were like Beating the system not realizing like you shouldn't be drinking this much. Yeah, we were young enough. We could bounce back true But we thought of it as stocking up. I don't know what I'll get a free drink again. So I got to drink 800 cocktails true and and yeah Free cocktail like free beers one thing free cocktails forget about it fucking epic But that was the thing about drinking back then if somebody handed you a beer you're dragging somebody hand you a wine you're dragging Somebody hand you a old fashioned you drank it you just drank anything and those nights were important because you know You kind of had to hang out Yes, that's how you kind of got to know everybody and those days are over. I don't I don't know what it's like for young people or young Call this now. Yeah, but I felt like we really like I have bonds with people that You know I would think of that show justified, you know when they where he says we dug coal together. No, that was like the early days The trenches those are the early days of comedy where you're just like oh man I'm gonna get fucked up with that guy and like Well always feel like a lot of people just go with each other's throats now in social media Like oh, maybe they didn't have those times. They never did that. I don't know Exactly exactly it really it really helped then also as a young guy from the south going to your it was such a community You could slip into now. It's all how many followers how many retweets how many shares how many posts So this brought back some of that this wind brought back some of that like yeah communal joy everyone in the streets party I mean, maybe that's why it was so special because I feel like you don't see that as much definitely you don't see the people Especially I mean, I can't remember. I don't think I've ever seen the city like that. No It was last time you experienced joy with that's what I'm saying about something that's so kind of like wholesome like Yeah basketball. It's just it's just a game. It's just a nice thing. It's a nice thing. Nobody ruined it The Giants parade was pretty special when they beat the Patriots. That was pretty cool. Ah But uh, but this was like basketball is it's different. It's just different in New York Yeah, and I know I've repeated myself a hundred fucking times. So I apologize. I'm a little brain dead from now No, no. It's a every race every man one of those this will help yeah There was just no it was all unity. There was no dividing for once and 10 seconds that point when the Yankees win Metz fans are mad in when the metz exactly and Giants and Jets but like and there are no net's fans. So everyone's happy That's true. There's no one even in all of them and they're happy for the next. - Yes. - They're not like, oh, the, you know, the next we're my team and I have to stand by. It's like, no, no, it's for New York. - Well, the funny thing is like, you know, when the nets made, starting to go back to basketball again, but when the nets made the move to, like, there were all these memes. The next we can get Zion, Kyrie and KD. That's what we're gonna get. And it's like, you know, that was the quick fix. That's how we compete. And that was kind of like the next way for a while. I was getting, not that those guys are washed up. Like, KD and Kyrie were still great at that time. They're still good players. But at that time, it was like, that's what we do. We get the name, we get the shiny thing. We lost out on them. They went to Brooklyn and that was almost to be like, yeah, KD said like, the nicks aren't cool. And that was like that thing. And then guess what, we get the consolation prize of Julius Randall, but getting him built something. So shout out Randall for taking the chance in the nicks. He wasn't a part of this run, but he took it, he saw something in New York and then Johnson came and that's when it was like, oh, shit. Like, we had missed the playoffs. I don't know how many years we made one run with Randall before Brunson got there, but it was just first round exit. Then Brunson comes, we're in the hunt every year. We're in the second round every year. Crazy to say nicks aren't cool. So we have a new or a New York team, not be cool. That's what he said. And you know, maybe that was the perception at the time. I was, I always thought there were, I always believed. That's the thing is like, I believe in Brunson, but I also believed in like fucking Andrea Barneani, who was like, who was garbage. I mean, like, you believe I was like, I can see it because you just become an optimist. That's how you kind of survive as a fan. So it'll be the guy. That's how you don't break. Yes. Yes. Fandom is, that's why I have no respect for these people who like leave games early. Or like, what was that? I don't get it. It's like you, that's part of the experience. Even when it sucks, you're like, well, this is just how it is. You know, it is. That's how it goes for better or worse, but you just feel the pain sometimes. And that makes, I mean, the winds better. Makes it that much better. Now, I don't want to call out Jerry. Did you notice, because I watched a lot of the game, did you notice that he was sitting with his wife? And in the second half, she was not there. Oh, really? So I almost texted him like, did you fucking wife leave you psycho? But I didn't want to piss him off. But I'm telling you, you look there. What should I do? I would have popped in with the second half. I know, right? You could have slid in the front row. By the way, Sidney Sweeney got pushed to the back. And I don't know where the algorithm's sitting because he went to every game. Yeah. But yeah, Sidney Sweeney looked like a Hooters waitress out there. Should've fluffed up hair and everything. But she's dating a next fan. Oh, OK, there you go. That's what the girls do, and I'm fine with it. What's his name? Snoopy? Scooter, broder. Scooter, yeah, he's cute. Look at that. He's all teased up, looking good. That's her. That's her. Never seen a Brunson shirt look so good. I know, right? She is, that's right. She's got a couple of basketballs in there. That's crazy. Yeah. But yeah, good for her. This is the best. I love the audio of this podcast. It's just two guys looking at tits. He was like, oh, damn, look at those hungers right there. New York's back. NYX and tits. Tits and tits. Remember Hooters? Of course. I mean, that was a fucking insane idea. I think about every day. I used to go there in like seventh grade. Oh, yeah. There was one in the fifties. And that was a go after. I didn't like Hooters because it's like, am I allowed to go. Or not allowed to go. Of course. It's Hooters. I know what I feel weird doing. 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They're both like, yeah, fuck you. You're not supposed to connect on different flights. Yeah. It's called cheapo. I'm just like a Jewish clown. It's an insult. I'm flying puts air. What the hell? Frugal air. Yeah, it's schmuck.com. Sheepo is an insult. Yeah, I mean, I was fucking, I melted down on some guy. Yeah, just the suction to miss those gigs back in the day. Yeah, you know, it's a crazy one. I missed the flight. If you buy a round trip on some flights and you don't take the first one, they kill the second one. And I was like, you're like, this guy's dead. And you're like, no, I found my way there. Yeah, I found my way there. And I was in the airport at Seattle. Like six in the morning. And I hung over on no sleep. And I was like, I can't find them. There's a C agent comes in C agent. I went up to the lady. She's like, it's gone. They just get rid of it. I'm like, but I paid for it. She's like, that's procedure. So I had to buy a new flight. Damn. Yeah, no, that's happened to me too. They just, you got to go there the first way. I got some peves too. I don't know. Hit me with some pee. Here we go. I got some too. We haven't done peves in a minute. I love good peeve. Oh, yeah. I need a good peeve for when the audience will be like, peeves. And I never have one locked in load. I need a funny one. You brought it up. I'm just saying on stage, I need one that lay a little kill. All right. How about this guy? The guy who ruins the story by undercutting you? You know, I go, hey, great news. Big news. And everybody's like, what's going on? I'm like, I found money on the ground. Isn't that a great feeling? And I'll, and the guys are like, what? How much? I'm like, I find a 20 and they go, that's it. And I'm like, wow, it's three. It's free 20. But you really had to ruin it? Yeah, that's it. And 20, yeah, that happened to me. Just a 20. I'm like, it's 20. It's a free 20. Get me a 20 if it means. What is that hanging out with Jerry? No, that's a, I hate that. I hate the downer. Yeah. I like the yes and friend. Yes, I got to be, I got to peeve two words that, that just, oh, they make me like, oh, one is giggles. You don't like the word giggles? I had a friend who was like, well, hang out. We'll have some giggles and I go, oh, that's no good. I was like, I feel icky all over. No, I don't know, I don't know. I don't even enjoy icky. I don't even like that either. But giggles is worth. Giggles is like fucking, it's weird. It's weird. Yeah, it's like, it feels like, like pito adjacent. Yes, it's something like a kid show host would say. We're gonna have giggles. Giggles today, guys. Yeah. I like shitts and giggles. Shiggles. Shiggles? Yes. What is that? Shitts and giggles combined. I had the shiggles at high school, real bad. Real bad. That and, and, uh, yum. Yum, yum and yummy. I throw it as well. They're tough. These are the words that make me like, I will say when you have a baby though, you start end up throwing a lot of these out. Like, isn't that yummy? You know, with a baby, it's okay. Okay, all right. You get a baby pass on some of these words. All right, because then those parents that talk too much like an adult to their kids, and you're like, that's fucking weird too. That's weird too, yeah. Totally. But like, yeah, you got to, you got to baby it up a little, I guess. This is the Pepsi effervescent. Like, all right, he's two. Don't say effervescent. That's why you're giving him Pepsi's too. Too strange. How about this guy? I got heckled by a guy. And I came up with some jujitsu and spun it around. I got a big laugh. And then this guy goes, all right, all right. The jokes right themselves. I'm like, no, they don't. I came up with that. Off the, on the fly. It killed. Don't, don't give me the right themselves. That's insulting. I had to think of that. Yeah. If it wrote themselves, everyone would be a comedian. And also you lost. You heckled and lost. Yes. I don't like that either. The guys like, the person who disrupts the show and then goes, all right, all right. Like, this is happening because of you. Yes. I got to find a way out now. That's funny. Exactly. Exactly. Or they go, I gave you that one. No, no, no, no. You made a challenge and I overcame it. You didn't give me shit. It was, it was actually quite the harrowing. Yeah. Which is what I say to my kid. Harrowing. I'll do some harrowing. This one is annoying. This is my last one. The guy, when you go out drinking, you're out drinking with a buddy. And so I was in a tempi or something. Long flight the next day. 8 AM flight. We're drinking. It's two in the morning. I'm half in the bag. And I go, ah, I should go. I got, I got a flight. It's a long cross going to your flight at 8 AM. And he goes, hey, you get a nap on the plane. I hate that. You get a nap on the-- You don't know my fucking body. Exactly. That makes hard. Yeah, I know that I've become a big fan of Irish goodbyes, dude. Oh, me too. I love him. You just have to do him at a certain point. It's hard when you're hanging out. It's just one person, though. You're like, where'd you go? I didn't think you'd notice. Yeah. It's a really hard life. But yeah. But I'm with you, dude. The Irish goodbyes is underrated. Because I hate that when they don't let you leave. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I Irish goodbyes. You Irish goodbyes me and Ari, though, one time. I was fucking weird. I didn't like peeve. No. I texted peeve. The tails of turrets. Ari gave you shit, too. He did, yeah. But we were like, what the fuck? We were like, we were going to keep you. We were just going to walk out together. But you were like, ah, you went and made me. You would have guilted me. The walk out together, it slows me down. No, I was okay. I was okay with it. Well, it's just the moment you feel a little hurt for a moment. I get it. Because we were sober. We were? Now we weren't. I guess we're pretty weird. We are here, yeah. We're just doing the day. That's true. A day Irish goodbyes a little weird. Yeah. A night when you got to do. I Irish goodbyes, your Nick's watch party. Did you? Yeah. Can't even notice. You guys are crying. You guys are crying. I didn't. My brother was crying. I wasn't crying. I grabbed a cookie and I like it. But I got emotional. I would cry. Yeah. I got emotional for sure. But I didn't. I almost cured up when the "You and Hat" cat hug happened. Yeah, I'm doing you a favor. I leaving early. No, I mean, that's not true. Some people helped them clean up. But, but no, I don't mind. I don't even remember it. Because it's like, I'm usually a little. I've had a few drinks and those things. And I like when I don't want people to feel. Especially a party. I don't think you should feel the need to say goodbye to everyone. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You maybe do a text the next day. So much fun or something. That's great, but. Yes. I don't think we need these long goodbyes. Long goodbyes are brutal. That's why I do that. I go by the door and I go, "Thanks, guys." Because there's no way to keep me in at that point. I've got the hand up. Highling. Gotta go. Door open. Boom. I got the buy-in. And I got the leave. There's a line in the book. The long goodbye. I'm paraphrasing, but something like the French, the French say to say goodbye is to die a little. You know, so, and these are those bastards having an expression for everything. And they're always right. No. Oh, man. Yeah. God will have that great joke. We all know the Irish goodbye. We leave without saying anything. This is the Jewish goodbye. We have to say sorry to everybody. The Jewish goodbyes, you say goodbye never leave. That was it. That was it. Yeah, that's a great joke. That's better. The milk Brooks did that in the dock. He said to Jerry in the dock, I think. Oh, weird. But, uh, yeah, man. I'm with you on the goodbyes or fucking. Yeah, but to get a nap in, it's, it's tantamount to the guy who goes when you're parking. And I go, I don't know if I can park here. It says towing. And he goes, he goes, I'll pay for the ticket. Just park here. You're like, hey, I know you won't. You never do. Wait, I have to invoice you now. Yeah, you just don't need more chores. It's, it's my car. You're not worried about it. You want to get to wherever we're going. So you're like, yeah, park it. I'll figure it out. You're like, but you won't. Because if I text you in two days, go, hey, I got a ticket. It's 80 bucks. You're going to go blow me. People are just kind of like shitty friends. Yeah. We're just realizing our friends suck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about this one? This is the last beef. The guy who calls you, you miss it. And he goes, he texts you. Hey, I just called. I know the phone has a device where it tells you. I'm usually on do not disturb. Actually, I don't mind that one. Oh, okay. But because I feel like I never. answer oh yeah my phone says miss call from whoever yeah the text I'm like I know I know a lot of people who have do not disturb on just so they check their phone last so I'm I'm okay with that one but I can see how that could be a little invasive yeah yeah I feel easily smothered too same like like if someone hits me with a face time at a note I'm like whoa I got to be ready for that during the games that was cool because it was like a lot of celebratory moments I'll wave a lot of these during the game sure sure different time you know uh yeah but the the unsolicited FaceTime that's heavy it's a lot yeah especially some of you don't know that well oh yeah that's up there with the poppin ding dong who the fuck is this and then you look at the the people and you're like Gary Vider actually would the people actually pop it on you uh I've had it I've had it but they haven't been bad like one guy knocked on my door and I was like huh and he goes hey you know your package is outside you know it'll get stolen so that's just a guy on my neighbor oh but my neighbor is a very friendly so I could see a friendly neighbor can be a peeve though that's true because there's such a fine line between friendly and invasive that's that's true because then you have too many friendly neighbors you get stopped too much you can't go about your day yes see I'm gonna put a big building it can get hard to get out sometime everyone's like yeah and then this right all right all right and then they give you the look when you don't want to chat you're like I got a thing yeah I'll do the fake phone call sometimes oh I get that one the headphones in is big love the headphones love headphones you got to do the fake phone call sometimes because you can't stop every step of the way no you know you just want to go get the paper in the coffee right right all right how about this one last one come on the guy who goes hey you got time for a quick call and I'm like huh quick call see the problem with the quick call you look at the lane of trap that's what it is every time so I was asked literally on a flight so I go hey I'm on a flight can't talk just text me were you on a flight I was okay and he goes I was on the tarmac but I was still on the plane yeah and he goes wonder if you could do a pop in at this place and say hi and I was like I knew you wanted something and you figured by calling I'd have a harder chance saying no well the real peeve is the friend who wants something and I say friend loosely it was a very loose the person you know who it's the person you know it's the acquaintance who needs something yes yes and it's also the acquaintance who always needs something always you look at your chain of text and it's always like hey can you do this how much it's like the scene in Godfather you know you you come to my daughter's wedding yes when are you gonna do something for me and just say how are you yes I know then how are you can be a thing right they try to say are you right my fucking AirPods and so you know but on the flip side I have a lady I know she's a comic she's cool but she'll text me and go hey can I get this from you or can you do this and I'll go yeah hold on blah blah and then she goes how are you I'm like don't do the how are you now because now you're trying to make it seem like we're chatting so you want them to loop you up first yeah I guess so loop me up first how are you hey but it's you be annoyed if they did the other way too I don't think I'd like it the other way yeah how have you been yeah so good because I've had people like I've hit them can you talk and you're like oh and you're like what and they're like it's also like what are we dating I know I'm trying trouble yeah what I do yeah it's always like can't can I call you and then it's like the minute and a half of like yeah how's everything the Nick they know what it wrote me and the next is a good way to wrote me how about fucking Bronson I'm like yeah yeah yeah what what do you mean what what's going on yeah yeah and then I go hey can you do this for me and I'm like you know I don't want to do this but it's like they always they know what to loop you up yeah good looping buttering up the next is smart the next oh man there's a guy who was always fucking me over in high school like anytime there's a girl I liked heat fucker gang always and I'd be like you piece of shit you know I like there and then he'd be and then he'd be like dude fucking with him at Marbury and I'd be like he does have promise he does look good and he's like Marbury I mean he could turn it around and just like and just like like that with my kid he'll be like reaching for something I hit the bubble gun over here I shoot a gun that makes bubbles and he's like whoa yeah I think the point of stories I'm just stupid yeah that's just a dumb guy no but he's passionate about something well they know how they know how to reel me back he knew how to reel me back and he'd keep fucking me over and then he'd keep being like dude fucking Jamal Crawford's got the it's got the tools we could turn it around what's great have you seen you know this kid Liam Dalton he's a young guy with a name he's got great nicks videos like comedy videos they're really funny but you didn't want about the fair weather fan did you know they played for Villanova he's like yeah everybody knows that and he just goes through this uh it's one with a blonde girl there it is on the bottom left this is do this is just talking sports with women every time right you know but yes I know it's my life exactly but it's he nails it and he starts going over like who he followed in the beginning years you just watch your first basketball game last week I decided I'm gonna cancel all my plans just to watch the game I'm so into it you show into it there you're watching game five with the finals I call that sick to work for every playoff game I don't have a job now wow you're crazy do you know Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart both went to Villanova and they're like best friends of course I knew that I have to turn this into a romcom for me to care about the team yeah they went to Villanova so did Mikael Bridges and Dante even Chinzo you're own don't take even it keeps going like that for a while it's really fun that's great yeah I mean it's a lot of but you know I also welcome the the fans as long as like if it takes that for you to get into it then whatever like you're allowed to enjoy it too like everyone's allowed to enjoy this it's a special thing but of course yeah I'm a psycho so I relate to it yeah yeah well it's like JLo he she got a bunch of shit do you see that where she was like if you're not from New York you're not a real New Yorker I say that and I disagree with that I don't agree with it either and then are we gonna do that with immigrants no it's a slippery slope there JJ yeah I just think it's like I think once you've served your time here you kind I think I think and I don't think there's a time I think there's a moment you know you became a New Yorker all right maybe you saw your first penis on the subway maybe you fucking you know so much pizza yeah mug but you're like you can't tell me you're not a New Yorker right so I just like I reject the I reject the also my son is my son I'm gonna he's an anchor baby yeah yes so they got in with the kid but you were you're a New Yorker yeah do comedy here if I live in Brooklyn and I I own the place yeah now about this though speaking of New York found a cool vintage jacket on eBay I love jackets bought the jacket what kind of jacket will we talk cool just like a vintage old bomber kind of a shiny looking bomber really cool spent a couple shuckles on it yeah and it said delivered and I go I delivered so I run outside it's gone note nothing's there I'm like I've probably got stolen so I DM the guy all right same fucking neighbor who helped you out he took it I know he built up good will now he's stealing from you I know maybe so I email a guy and he goes I don't know man I send it to the address and I go what address do you have and it's my old address and I was like oh he sent it to the old address so I go that's not my address he goes well you better change it because that's what eBay has I was like all right you're right so I go to my old apartment and I got the it's one of these face screen things but they're looking at me so you're like trying to look nice so I hit apartment four but open the door bitch and I was like hey you don't know me I got a package delivered here I used to live here here's my ID you know and he's like all right and let's be in I swing the door open it's like 800 packages in the hallway I look through everyone like a psycho didn't find it he comes out this is hot guy and he comes out and he's like oh yeah yeah that could be idiot like yeah yeah yeah did you get a package he's like that one got stolen I was like thanks how do you know it got stolen I think because he saw it well maybe but he saw it and I think one day and then he was gone the next or something like that so I thought it got stolen went to my old apartment and it got stolen damn bummer how cool jacket was pretty fucking smooth jacket can you find it again or no adds vintage so it's gonna be tough is there protection on eBay for that I think you can ask them for it is that right yeah is that right because it doesn't hurt the guy so he did fuck up though yes it's a it's a shitty fuck I mean I actually have my old address on eBay too yeah that's on me that's on me I got update that but damn stolen how much money we talking a couple of no damn yeah nice jacket fit to is like my size god it's not like Amazon we go just reset me another you know whatever pair of socks this is a one in a million hate that bummer I got a very specific peeve if I may please please people who get up for people in subway like an old woman or pregnant person or an old man or something and then they say I'm getting off next stop anyway hmm do you think just ride it out no you don't get credit for getting I see if you're getting off the next stop anyway here's a problem you think that guy wants credit maybe he doesn't want credit that's why saying oh no I'm I flipped it on yeah maybe he's saying because he doesn't want the credit well then why make a deal of it why be like oh do you want my seat they're doing this sort of thing like which I sit down and then they let the old woman sit down and then they say I'm getting off next stop anyway and then that person sits down I'm okay with it I'm okay with it because you're getting you're getting up anyway don't take credit for giving someone a seat all right all right I hear what you're saying yeah all right that's an interesting one just shut the fuck up and get up right but maybe you give your seat up for an old lady every time same you got to I did too you got to do it how how what's the what do you think the floor is for someone old uh great here 98 you have your really old pregnant woman to maybe a hefty lady with a kid I'll get up for. Yes, yeah. Oh, I have something. My neighbor asked me, he was like, do you teach your son to wait for women to get out of the elevator first? And I said, yes, I do that. And he said, how do you do that? I was like, I hold them back. I just say, wait. And I let the woman out. And he's like, but you tell them why you're doing it. And I said, no, I don't. You should tell them. But isn't my action telling him? I don't do it for me. You got to tell him. I'd say we do this for women. Yeah. You know, the woman go first. What's wrong with saying that? Because if it's a bunch of guys on the, on the elevator, he might not get off. He might just think, I'm supposed to wait. But if it's full of men, we go first if we're near the door. Okay. Well, maybe he's put it together. But now he's just making him do the work. I don't know. I feel like action speaks louder than words when we can say and do. Okay. Say and do say and do say I was getting up on the next floor anyway. Doesn't matter. If you see something, say something, yeah, you'll get an app and, all right, hate the nap. The nap you can nap. I can nap, but I hate people say it because he's just, he's just pushing me away. I can't, you'll get an app. I can only nap if I'm exhausted. I can only now, I woke up the day after they won the championship, just fucking hurting. I went down to the cellar afterwards. I want to see Liz and Jamel, the bouncer there because I was like, I texted them. They, if we went, we're taking a fucking big ass bodega catch shot together, even bigger than I was helping. It was one of you already drunk and they put fortune. You're like, well, this symbolizes the victory. I have to do it. Yes. And we tell us that we got fucking nice and I was pretty gone after that. But I still woke up somehow at 8 a.m. to make sure to secure a few posts. Oh, wow. Yeah. I had to. Got to secure the memory. So what happened at the cellar? Any highlights? Anything crazy? We hugged from Ari, you know, running into some comics, a lot of all the staff just real hugged a big New York night, just special night. But yeah, it was, uh, Mel was a hardcore fan like I am so nice to, because I'm seeing the text in L.A. and you and Liz, I'm on the thread. So Liz is like, see at the cell, you're like, we're coming and Rachel's out there. I'm like, ah, miss it, everything. Oh, yeah. They all got funny footage of us, you know, Stav and I just bombed. Stav handing out pizza to everybody because he ordered way too much. Was he drinking? No, he was, but he was, you know, booze has never been Stav's vice. He'd have like a negroni every once in a while, but, you know, it's food is his vice. Must be nice that I have booze as a vice. I mean, I love booze, but he's got issues with food, you know, but I'm not saying anything he wouldn't admit. I mean, I think everyone's got their thing. Yeah, you too. You're not really a booze guy. No. Don't drink that much. What's your vice? Suites are up there. I'll eat sweets after meal, but I don't like watch television late at night and probably stepped way too late doing that's a vice to comfort like I stepped up to and then have to wake up for seven for my kid. I was like, get a boner for some cheap Chinese food. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that place we used to go to was so good, I miss a greasy, like, but really good, like bulletproof glass like dingy. I mean, those are the best, but those make, don't even make you feel like shit. Yeah, they do. Yeah, for sure. I ate so much pizza in the last few weeks, just from like watch parties and shit because you just can't a good slice of like New York pepperoni. It's tough to beat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Shout out. By the way, a couple of news. I always order Arteros for the games, but I tried a new place just to mix it up once. Nuevo York. It's called killer. Really? Yeah, it's in I think it's on like same marks or something. All right. And you OVO. Yeah. Really good pizza. Big shout out. I was shocked. Yeah, I was. I got great reviews. So I was like, let me just try one new place. Because I need, Arteros a little far from me so it takes a minute. Yeah. Yeah, Nuevo York killer. Good ratings there. Look at that. Balls you to try a new one on a game night. You know what? Sometimes you got to take risk. And sometimes you take a risk and it really doesn't pan out. I went to the Japanese market recently and boy did they fucking whiff. Yeah. Really? It's my fault. That was like, let me be, let me be a little adventurous. I was with a lady and she goes, let's try this black sesame flavor, which I'm already like. What? Ice cream? Yeah. Which I'm already like on the fence. Chestnut shavings on top. It looks like you can look this shit up. It looks like spaghetti or shit I've ever tried in my life. Oh. I was like, is it good? It goes. Oh, it's good. And the person in front of me, they were like, it's pretty good. It's all right. I was like, well, you know, when and wrong. Let me try this. Sure. Just hated it. Wow. It's a gimmick. They get you with the shavings. They know what they're doing. Oh, I would have rather had fucking shaved pubes on this. Oh, my God. It was terrible. Yeah, look up the, it's like shaved chestnut or something. It looks like spaghetti on ice cream. It was fucking horrible. I don't love these ridiculous. It's kind of like when you get peanut butter whiskey or some shit, you know, like, there's a place uptown that's always got a line. It's called salt and straw. It's good stuff. It's great. It's great. I remember going there back in the day in Portland, like doing pealium. Oh, really? Like, this is a spot. Now they branched out. It's really good, but they have like, you know, meatloaf flavor. I know. Like, all right. Like, Bronzino. What the fuck? Yeah, pussy. We went to an Indian place. We tried an Indian place too. Because this throw your craze. It's just, like, somebody's behind. So lines. Can we? I got a new play. I got a new idea. Throw your place with no line. It'll go crazy. I don't know how. I don't know how. I haven't cracked that part yet. But I'm working on it. But no, we go into this Indian place and the flavors are like, it's like cardamom and I'm like, let's do a sample. These places, they know they have to give samples with wacky flavors. Right. Now, and it was her idea and I said, I took it first and I go, what do you think? And she goes, it's not good. I was like, I told you. Yeah. It felt pretty good. It feels good to throw and I told you. Yeah, it does. It's conty, but it feels good. What the hell is a cardamom? Cardamom, the spice. Oh, I don't know that. Look at that shit. How nasty is that? Wait, this is ice cream? Yeah. Oh, my God. Moll-blown. No, that wasn't it. Okay. It looks like it's maybe the top left. Is that it? Yeah. That's chestnut. Ugh. Looks like guts or maggots. Looks like a fucking white guy who thinks he's black's hair and like the 90s. Oh, my God. Endurance. That's good. Whoa. All right. We don't have to watch this. Ice cream always looks good. You're not going to dazzling. Like ice cream. You're fucking up ice cream. Yeah. Fucking up ice cream. It's like a talent because it's so good. I know. It's a fucking up. It's like you suck. Yeah. But, you know, I'm sick of these. I don't need balsamic glaze. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. With like classic shit. It's like the people have to get crazy. Exactly. Like I put a horse you up my ass and then I kiss my dad. I like that. No, but it's like, you know what it's like an entertainer who's using too many gimmicks. Yeah. It's the sound cues of fucking sweets. Right. Right. I'm fine. I like a good fro you. Yeah. Just give me the jokes. I like a tart fro you with all the candies on top. I like that. I don't do toppings. You don't do toppings. Yeah. I like the ice cream pure. Like with people. Yeah. I just want to know what vanilla bean. I don't want. I don't want the. I don't want January 6th. Like to eat this January 6th flavors. I just want the ice cream. I don't want a Hershey bar. I need some crunch. You don't like like Ben and Jerry's and shit. I do. That's all mixed in. I don't like the toppings on top. You just get a little stuff. You know what I really thought was annoying? Is this craze of the what they call the rainbow sprinkle cakes or whatever they are? Have you seen this? Everyone just like tapping it with the little spoon. Oh, is it crack? Yeah. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Duck cake. That's what it is. Duck cake. Is this great? Are they good? I mean, it's just cake. Yeah. All right. It's hard to go wrong with cake. These lines are becoming, I mean, it's too much. What is this craze of like like Froyo's new or something? There's every Froyo place. There's a liner on the block now. And then you see fucking pinkberry with cobwebs on it. Yes. It's over the hot place for a minute. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you what's nice. If you want some pinkberry, you can get it now. You got that right. That was a curb app. Was it? The pinkberry. They get it for the dying dog. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. The pinkberry was a, I mean, I still like it. I think it still tastes good. A plain pinkberry has that great flavor. I like that tart. That tart is all what it's all about. So good. That's such an adult flavor. It is. It's subtle. As a kid, you want like chocolate of an elephant. But as an adult, you want a little, yeah, you want a little more, I want to say, sophisticated. But it's a, it's a, it's a, it's an a little twist. Yeah. I know what you mean. You know what we have on my kid? I give him an asparagus. He eats it. I give him a cheeryo. He eats it. I give my screen. He eats it. There's no like, whoa, ice cream. He doesn't react to food. And he's a serial killer. He must be. Something's up. I wanted to give him his first scoop of ice cream and watch him light up. But he was like. Show him a dead body. He's like. Yeah. Well, the good news is he won't wrap me out if I do anything. Because he won't be here. There's no reaction. He likes asparagus. Everything. He eats like a fucking football player. That's a great sign though that he doesn't. That's good to not be a picky eater. Yeah, great. He's a great sleeper. There's nothing worse than a. I mean, that's all you want to have a kid. I know. He sleeps 12 hours. It's unreal. Something about a picky eater. It's just. God, never date a picky eater. It's just a runes that nice. It really does. Because part of the fun of dating someone is your split. Your split stuff. Oh, yeah. Picky is brutal. Picky's brutal then when they're with the waitress. So like, oh, does he have this? Oh, can you change that? Put that on the side. Put that in hell. Change that. Can you make the steak a fish? Like, what are you doing? Change the whole order. You have to look at the way they're like. I know. Yes. I always did that. So, yeah. And I did someone like, we're really complicated. Like, match out orders. And you're like. Ah. Just fucking figure it out. Is it sweetened? Is it? Yeah. It's probably sweet. It's going to be. Can I need like a coaster on it? It's ice. It's going to be too cold on my hand. I'm like. Why can't you figure that out? Yeah. Double cup it or so. Why is it? It was 800 irritants and then you're like I'm dating this person. What's wrong with me? - I know, exactly. Then when you're wondering what she thinks about your body, you know, if you're a nitpicking this coffee, what are you doing to my dick? - Do you guys try and make the waiter laugh? - Sometimes, I don't want to force it. If there's a moment that's clear, be a force in it, you're a psycho. Force in it, nothing's more corny than a guy who's like on with the waiter. - Yeah, he's just like, he's fucking-- - Well, you saw that montage of the commencing cars and that someone's like, these poor fucking waiters. And it's down to be like, hey, bitch dips. Where's my grits? Or, you know, whatever they're doing. But it's over and over and over and over. And the way he's like, oh yeah, good one, Jerry. Good one, Ricky Jervesa. Real funny there. - Yeah, if you're the way to do it. And if it's those guys, that's kind of cool. - Of course, of course. - But like Martin Short and Mel Brooks are such hands. They're like, going all in on that shit. - Do you think the saucers are like-- (laughing) - Like Jesus. - Yeah, they're doing the dumb and dumb with the ketchup and mustard. (laughing) - Cool, cool. - I mean, that later thing. - Yeah, exactly. - That's a, I get what you're saying. The always on, it's tough. 'Cause you gotta be bad in a thousand before-- - Yeah, if you miss one suit, just like fuck. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause they're paid to laugh at your stupid shit. - Right. It's like a stripper. - Yeah, totally. - But we're talking nitpicking. Can we do something about rental cars? Just saying, the way to get a rental car is not been updated since 1984. What are we doing with rental cars? I fly a six-hour flight to LA. I got my kid under one arm. My wife under the other one. I got a dildo on my ass. And I'm at the Avis in that fucking, you take a shuttle. A shuttle. After a six-hour flight is held with a baby, then you get off the shuttle. Everybody pours in like it's the end of the capital. It's trying to ride it. You all waiting at mouse maze. Then you finally get up there. And then they're like, you want the gas? No, you want insurance? No. Okay. We found you a Hummer from 1996. I'm like, what? I wanted a compact. That's all it's left. Then they go-- - Playing smash mouth the entire time you're driving. We can't shut that up. Then you go to the garage and they go, hey, your car's in G6. You're like, all right, great. You go down to G6, there's a line down there. I don't know. The whole thing, fuck Avis, fuck budget, fuck all of you. - Yeah, they're tough. And you always have to-- I remember we had the D-plane once. One of those, we were circling the air for a while. And it was like, yeah, we don't know when we're taking off. So everyone gets off. We're trying to get a rental car. And yeah, it was like, I mean, you think it's bad normally when there's a crisis. - Oh, no, no, I'm fucking equipped. - Yeah. - It's just crazy. I should be able to have a QR code because I sign up online. - Yeah, there should just be an app like, oh, here's the keys, it's right there. - Exactly. You have all my information. You have a photo of my license, my insurance, everything. But it's like, line, after line, it's crazy. Lines are brutal. So when you realize how much of traveling is waiting on lines, when you really break it down, you're like, this fucking, this is insane. - It's insane. - How much of your life? That's why people pay so much to cut lines. - Exactly. - Because it's like-- - It's time. - It's time, you're wasting time, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. That was a great outlaw bell joke, remember that one? Time is, I'm another second closer to death. I'm another second closer to death. It goes, time is killing me. Time is wasting me. I think that's why I like to do nothing all day. Time's not gonna waste me. I'm gonna waste time. - Oh, that's fun. - He had a lot of great wordplay stuff. - Yeah, he was good. - He got funny stuff. - Yeah, whatever, but it was a little bell. - I saw him at the cell of the other now. - Oh, really? - All right. - Some good letterman sets back in the day. - Great letterman's. He was interesting. He was different. He was kind of cerebral. - Yeah. Kind of cookie. - I love this joke about how he, he was on a, a plan and someone was, it was just him and another guy. And he goes, I just realized my chance of dying of a heart attack has just doubled. 'Cause if you get to heart attack, I can't fly this plan. I'm like, I'm okay dying from my heart attack, but his heart attacks. - Ah, that's great. - It was just fun stuff like that. - Yeah, he was fun. It was kind of to meet you, Martini, but Carlini, too. - Hello, Julia. - Yeah, hello, Julia, yeah. - Yeah, he would do a gig with him way back in the day. And he had, he had, watch him do an hour's. He does a really good stuff. - Yeah, yeah, ain't, you ever heard of Ronnie Shakes? - Yeah, of course. - He had some good stuff like that. - Oh, yeah. - He was smooth. Great one-liners. There he is, look at that 80s motherfucker right there. - He's jogging, right? - Die jogging. - Oh, God, what the fuck? - We might have brought him up with Seinfeld, actually. - We brought him up on episodes before, for sure. - From Brooklyn. - Wow, that reminds me. Gene Shallop died. - Oh, yeah. Wow, he looks, yeah, he looks like him. - Looks a lot like Shallop. Crazy. - When did he die? - I think, last this week? - Two days ago. - Really? - Yeah. - I think 100 years old, yeah. - 100 years old. - March 25th, 1926. - Well, he had a great one. That was like the era of the film critic. - Totally. - Well, a lot of those, dude, it's like Rex Reed and Ronald Wilson. - Yes, yes, Malton. - Just going, I still read. If there's an Ebert review, I read it after every movie. I read it too. It's not even him, but I read it. - No, no, the old one. The ones that I hit him are so well written. You know what I rewatched recently? Is network. - Oh, classic. - I haven't watched it like 15 years old, probably. And I was like, man, it holds up. - It's still relevant. - Fucking more than ever. - Totally. - This is TikTok. This is, it's funny because I was trying to get a girl to watch it. And she, it's hard to get someone to watch it. We were like, network's not a sexy title. Come on, trust me. It's fucking good. - Yeah. - It's like it's a network. I'm like, just fucking watch it. - It's sexy. - It is. Faith Donaway, sexy, and just a cold blooded bitch. - Oh, yeah. - Duval. So good. And William Holden. - Amazing. - Who looks like he's fucking 82. - He died. - He died right after that. - You know, he died? - How he died? - He slipped and fell and hit his head and blood out. - Damn it. - Yeah, old school. - Old school drunk. But him banging Faith Donaway in that movie, you're like, this looks so wrong. And the probably not, the age difference is not great, but it's probably so much worse because of just his drinking. Like his, his, his, his. - Oh yeah. - He and Peter Finch, like they look way older than they are in that movie. 'Cause they're fucking really fast. And Peter Finch died right after that too. - Maybe that's what I was thinking. - Well, yeah, and he won the Oscar. Yeah, possibly. - Yeah. - But how did he die? - He died in my heart attack. - Okay, okay. - But he's, yeah, he's Howard Beale in the movie. - Yes. - He used to play that part of the games. I wanted you to stand up. And I wanted you to get out of your seat. - Oh yeah. - And I wanted you to go, let's go, Matt. (laughing) - But dude, that movie fucking unreal. - It's so good. - One of the best scripts ever written. - Yeah. - Like Brilliant. - Brilliant. - So I was planning for another guest to be here today. So I looked up a noir New York City movie. - Whoa. - And this, I recommend this. Blast of science. - Sixty-one is late for it. - Who's in this one? Who made this? - It's just this one guy here. He directed it and started it. I don't know his name. - How do you get turned on in this one? - I saw someone's TikTok talking about movies and I found it based off a movie. He was this guy, Alan Barron. He directed it and wrote it. - Who's the lead? - And they made it like $20,000. - Whoa. - Well, 61. - And wandering through New York, waiting to do his hit. - Whoa. - What a name. - It got written by Waldo Salt. - Good times. - Yeah, he's got a day before he's got a performance hit and so it's just his day. - That's pretty cool. - And no one in the movie knows really in a movie. Like you could see extras are just people in the movie. - Whoa. Was it, did it drag? Was it good? - I did those. - I was a little bit, there was like a love scene and I was like, I was watching it two a.m. But this is a good pay off. It's a nice movie. - I don't know a lot of movies from just like my, just scrolling Instagram or TikTok or whatever, usually Instagram but it'll be guys being like, movies you gotta see and you're like, and then once they get a couple good ones that you've seen, you're like, all right, this has credit on me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'll give it a shot. And then yeah, that's like a film wreck, but also friends with you guys, you guys are always throwing wrecks at me. - I saw one of those clips for Paris, Texas. One guy just broke down how great that movie is now. - Beautiful looking man. - Pretty it is and they don't make movies like that anymore. - I just watched Fire Down Below with Cigol, it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. - But Heredine Stanton's in it. - Oh. - It's such a turd. - Oh yeah. - But those Cigol movies, the bad ones are fucking hilarious. - Oh man. - Oh, it's a 3-part saga. - That was, that was like Star Wars Fire Down Below indeed. - That was fucking rough. That was disgusting. - Still better than the Cigol movie. - Only slightly though, it's pretty bad. - That was like, that was like this, this Cigol movie, you've had better. - Ah. - You've had some under siege March. - What was it about it? - But no, Fire Down Below is just a fucking turd, but it's hilarious. - Does it clean Native American? - It actually was a bomb. It was at the beginning of the end. - Oh, wow. - Is he Native American? - Does he claim it? - 'Cause it's just no way. - I don't know, but do the, look at the outfits in this movie. That one's absurd, look what is a suede thing he's wearing. It's like a suede blazer. I mean these are fucking rough. - 90s baby. - If someone asked if you were gonna watch the Nucleus Cage Spider-Man. - What? - I don't know. - Spider-Man. - My question's, why does it always have to be existing IP? Like maybe it's good, but does it always have to be like a Spider-Man? - I know. - Detective. - I know. - The Spider-Man ship was good. I was surprised by how good it was. It just, I guess it just in theory annoys me. - Yeah. How many iterations of this are we gonna do? It's like Marvel or Fast and Furious 18. We Calvin and Hobbs. What's the other one? Hobbs and Shaw? - We do a love story, but we do with cars. Fast and the Furious, you know, it's always gotta be like. - Yeah. - The existing, they're so uncreative. So in theory I'm like, I'm not pumped to watch. Have you seen it? - I did. - You liked it? - I liked the first two episodes, but something really cool. - Oh, it's a show. - It's a show. They ask you in the beginning, do you wanna watch black and white or color, so you can watch. I'm guessing you're black and white. I did we did color because I was watching from my son. You get bored in the black. But haven't we learned with back rooms and obsession that you just need a good movie. We don't need this IP anymore. That's enough. By the way, I got a wreck. Yeah. You guys watching Apple TV is killing it. They're like the new HBO. They're good. What's the hell is it called? Widow's Bay. Never heard of it. You got me on. What is it? It's a it's kind of a a horny comedy thrillery show with this guy from that show with Claire Danes. He's really a great actor. What's his name? What's his good damn name. Yeah, great actor. He's got to be English, right? He must be coming up for an accent. He looks kooky. Oh shit. Stephen Root. Yeah. He's supposed to do our podcast. What happened with that? It's even root. It's just not available when we reveal. Damn. He would have been a cool. That guy's crazy. Oh my God. What a career office. Directed by that guy hero who does Atlanta. That's right. That's right. It's done really well. I don't check this out. Really fun. I don't like horror. But it's it's like spooky more than horror. With comedy mixed in. Yeah. A lot of good jokes. I'm checking this out this week. Settle jokes. Real cast of characters. He's in this small town in New England. Like an island. Like a Martha's Vineyard type place. And everybody's as a cook and weird. Hey, I'm back. You're on you're on a bad one today. These are these are shipped that right to Bargats. You're not your best here or David Gross. You're woman up for the parade. You got to say some good ones for this. Bringing the kid to the parade. Are you 10 a.m.? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you might want to get there earlier. Yeah, you're probably right. It's exciting, dude. But yeah, I'm throwing that big brunch in Jersey. Oh, I'll wear the hewing. I love it. All right. We're going to be stinky. Oh, hey, we're all sold out. I think of Royal Oak. So try to get that big room. Big room. Yes. Can't wait. Haven't been there in years. Hilarities. Baby, we had the show there. Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle. First time, not the last side splitters in Tampa. Cobbs Comedy Club in SF. We had a late show on Thursday. Houston, Improv. Come on out, Texas. Sorry about the spurs. Laney's in Nashville and Pittsburgh Improv, Casino Regina and Laugh Shop and Calgary. Come on bug. Get some bodega cat. What do you got? I'm about to add some more stuff, but as of now, yeah, just Europe still. We got Lisbon, Athens, Budapest, Zagreb and Croatia, Vienna. Warsaw added a show there. We got Helsinki, Stockholm and Copenhagen. And then I'll be back and seems like we're shooting the movie October 1st from what I've heard. Oh, is that right? That's what they said. Whoa. But they were released date for your special. Seems like the special is coming out. Thanks for the lead in Mark. Tell me I work very hard on. Yeah. I think that I think this special should be late October or late September rather. So keep an eye out. Keep an eye out. But yeah, we'll have a new announcement soon. But yeah, I'm by some bodega cat whiskey, bodega cat whiskey dot com. DM our bodega cat whiskey Instagram. Oh, man, Herman. Yeah, if you want it there and the Herman, we sold a ton in Irvine. So that thing, hopefully that is the test that they will pass. Let's see what we got here. Our pushing Boulder, doc, that I did with Mark is when this comes out at 500,000. That's great. Yeah. And by the way, I saw the promo you shot for Ryan Hamilton. It's awesome. Yeah, yeah, he showed it to me, inspired by a point blank. Yes. He explained to me afterwards and I was like, it looks familiar. It's funny because we were talking about that movie with Jezel Nick. But in and I love that movie. But yeah, look great, man. It looked awesome. I got really good. And we'll hopefully Brian on very soon. Yes. Yes. Can we see the point blank scene? I just want to see the room. We don't have to do it on air. But yeah, he's also father's dad. Oh, happy father's day to all the dad. Yes. You Rick Brunson. Rick Brunson did a good job. Oh, yeah. Listen to this. I don't know. Oh, look at that. Tarantino also reminds me a little. Yeah, Jackie Brown. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. L.A. X. But the vibe is very different. Like that. She was just on the walkway. He's like up on a hundred and 10th Street. Great fucking opening. Great. The Delphanix or Deltonics. Well, great scene. Now, who'd you get to do in the makeup? Did you have that in there? Yeah, Hamilton was old here, but now a cool movie. Yeah, I can't wait for Ryan's special, too. So we're going to go there. But yeah, yeah, you literally shouldn't yourself. We got to wrap this up. All right. You're the best guy. Thank you. Go next. Get some more day or catch. Up on the roof like a cop's coming and they can send you well as feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans. This woman doesn't look like I remember. And I get down in the same way. We might be true.