Kink Tok Is Weirder Than You Think

*Sigh* I want to play a game. *Sigh* Him on me. I saw a blinded. *Sigh* Fuck, too. Fuck, too. *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Does it taste just as much? Yeah! It's pretty much. Sweetie, don't let him get in the way. *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* Have you ever been a victim of Millennial and Gen Z humor? You have? Good! Cause I'm tired of people calling me "onk, onk, onk, onk, onk" Onk this, onk that! You know what? Come chunk on this. It's been a few years since the last time I checked out Millennial humor. Millennial humor and Gen Z humor. I'm like, what am I missing? Cause I have not laughed in a hot minute. I'm like, let me see what my fellow Millenials or Gen Zers are finding funny nowadays. Cause I could use a good laugh. *music* Maybe like 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, good laughs actually. Your hair is so cute. *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* I thought the hair did look cute. It's like a greenish, slash rainbow color. And then she hits you with the. *music* *music* *music* *music* What was this? What the fuck was going on here? *music* *music* What the hell is that? *music* *music* *music* Is that mustard? Why is he. *music* *music* Oh my god. How are we sexualizing mustard right now? *music* How unemployed. Do you actually have to be to to think of an idea where you were like, "Hmm, what if I do a video where I'm squirting mustard in my mouth or maybe splash it all over my face?" Yeah, people will love that. Scribe that idea real quick for me please. *music* *music* *music* *music* I mean. *music* *music* It's not bad. I think it's goofy. You know, it's not bad. *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* *music* Did anyone notice? Oh my. I look like an anime character. Someone sent me these two cute bracelets. I love them, like my fashion style. Right now, I really do look so cool with these. I didn't know that all I needed in my life was the two cute black and white bracelets. POV, your sister broke her ankle and can walk for three months and is getting surgery. Oh, oh, wow. Surgery, young. Surgery, good. Surgery, why not? Surgery, why not? Wow. Surgery, young. Imagine being on your fucking deathbed there. And you hear this shit. Wow. Surgery, young. Surgery, good. Surgery, quiet. You're all probably thinking, oh my god, this is so cringe, it's so bad. What is he doing right now? Trying to pay for his sister surgery. It's 2026. You go live on textile and you do something normal. You get zero gifts. But you do. Surgery, yummy. Surgery, good. Surgery, really good in yummy. You do that shit and watch the gifts come. Okay, props to him for being so creative. Probably got all those gifts. Paid for his sister surgery. Y'all might probably hang on him. That is so cringe. But that cringe. Be those bills, though. Get it. Get it. Oh, he's so smooth with it. The thing at the end though, like he knows that he got it. Can I have my sweater back? Can I have my Virginia bag? I'm sorry. Why is he cosplaying Naruto? Her style kind of on fleek. Oh shit, that sounded like a millennial on fleek. Jonas, edit that part out. I don't want to sound like a millennial right now. Wait, is he telling me that he fucked his pillow? And that's an anime character. Plus, it's a little go. Yeah, someone said, isn't she like 14? Uh, someone called 911. Oh, there's dude. Anime son or bookdog daughter? Shit, this is the new version of thought daughter. Okay, son, the anime son or book. Which one would you choose? Thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-five, thirty-five, thirty-five, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty-eight. Elder millennial, thirty-five, thirty-five, thirty-five, thirty-five, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty-eight. Elder millennial. Okay, that was kind of bad. I'm sorry. Elder millennial, just say fifty- Okay, she's not fifty-six. Yeah, I'll just roasting her at this point. Elder millennial, just say eyes eight. Oh, yeah, girl, I think you would have done yourself a favor if you just said your age instead. You know what, though, I just saw a guy hump an anime pillow. So I'll take this shit any day. I mean, I didn't technically see him hump the pillow. I'm assuming that's what happened. I don't know. Oh, my god, why did I just. I just brought that memory into my actual head. Like, what? Oh, my god. Why did I do that? I do some stupid shit to my brains sometimes. Rest in peace, Doris? I said fuckin' pay for her! If you all are not inviting DJ Aldo to my week, don't come. Do not come. Imagine Doris wakes up like. I'm not going to. Who's this? Who's this fine gentleman? I might as well get a chance to see him right now 'cause they do that. Mewing! Dude, if you have the balls to post, is this shit, though? Hi! Ooh, so hot! Dude, say some of the ladies for the rest of us. Shit. How many of you girls watching this video? How many of you actually got turned on right now? 'Cause personally, I did as well. Mom needs help with you to say. Hey. That smile. It's always that damn smile. That smile. That damn smile. Don't flirt with him. Why is that so accurate? What character is that? Why do people have the balls to post this kind of thing on the internet? I have done some crazy shit in my life before. But to start recording and do a. a handsome turn, because people can't resist me like. What'd you say? Uh-oh. I wasn't paying attention to you. I was like, I was talking to my mom. What? You're taking a sh- Oh, you're taking a shit. Oh, my bad. What stinks? Nice and good. I was just doing a meme. It stinks nice and good, meme. When someone keeps looking at my beautiful fiancé. Oh, no. But my therapist will tell me that I'm going through a stage. Yes, not a fucking stage. I just want to feel okay. You're a kid. Motherfucker, now you got my attention. Bro, I promise you that no one wants your girlfriend. Y'all literally look like you're a couple. From Alabama. Who says a 25-year-old boy born in. Born in 1980 can't be cute. A 25-year-old boy. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. It's Pope Reach. It's Pope Reach. Holy shit, this is going to be the worst one. Braids probably impact people. Oh my god, how did he get in here? [Music] That's making me uncomfortable Burn it burn it right now burn everything that I just saw right now burn that shit to the ground Because why is you like that? What is what is wrong with Paul Breach Paul what sweetie? What's going on with you? Like what's going on in that tiny brain of yours? So he's pretending to be a 25-year-old who was born in 1980 that is 20 plus 26 46 years old damn He is literally a boomer Every time I see Paul Breach, I feel physical pain. Thank you. That shit hurt my soul. Why is he acting like what 25-year-old acts like that By the way, and I might be 29, but you've never seen me act like Ew You know what I should probably just like keep this here just in case yeah Our Kelsey Plum in the building enjoying the popcorn apparently You cannot take her anywhere. She's just like one of those quirky girls, you know What did she feel like the main character when she was just eating popcorn like she saw the camera like she was literally just acting Normal until the camera got to her she was like our Kelsey Plum in the building Enjoying the popcorn apparently a girl relax. I mean, it's like for a few seconds She thought she was gonna be the main character, so she wanted to act quirky every friend group has one of these okay What do they have The mean one. Oh did she just flip me off didn't want to see that Damn she is mean. Oh my god, girl. You saw me in stop She's a mini It's like a child. She's a mean. Why she flak me off mom the hood one The crazy one you Can't take her anywhere Oh, she has like she has four energy drinks. How much do you guys want to bet that every single one of them was drinking one of these And they're like for the video. Oh, you know what should you let's pretend that you're holding all the four energy drinks to pretend that You were the one drinking it and let's call you the crazy one Yeah, this is I'm sorry. This is like the most little Lego shit. I wonder wait. What's the last one though? The sweet one You could definitely tell that she was sweet because she did the Yeah, that's usually how I tell that if someone's sweet or not because when I meet them, I Immediately see if they do the If I see them do that immediately a sweet person but like what the fuck was happening with the hood one that's hood Hey, if you if you grab your hair and you do the That's a girl you are so good. You cannot take her in any neighbor hood The hood one is giving the streets killed me How's that yellow? Hand of God. Also, I just wanted to say thank you real quick to all the people who supported the merch to everyone who bought it I've been getting so many pictures on Instagram. So thank you to everyone and y'all look really cute by the way So if you do get the merch keep sending those pictures on Instagram But yeah, there's one more day for you guys get them We've worked a lot on all of these especially my favorite one the happy depressed hoodie I love how crazy detail this is and obviously because it's half happy have depressed We will stop selling these on Monday technically Sunday 12 o'clock So there's one more day for you to guys get them depending on when you when you're watching this video They might as well be gone right now. I don't think I'm gonna make any more merch for a while because this Took a lot like there's a lot of products going on So once again, thank you everyone and keep sending those pictures on Instagram Holy major flashbacks It's none other than Dylan ZB. Does anyone remember this weirdo? Holy shit the slashbacks that I just got that we talked about him two years ago three years ago. It's been that long You want to wait what happened? You can't pull you want a bet? Yeah, watch this Kiss or slap I'm gonna reach through the screen there and be like if anyone ever asks you kiss or slap that is a huge red flag Loki won a cuddle Anyone wants to cuddle with with Dylan? I'm allergic to cuddling Loki though I'm I'm like a very severely allergic to cuddling. So who's gonna take the hit? Dude, you cannot make a tick tock saying that oh you can't pull and you pretend that you're pulling and people are over here roasting you with Loki won a cuddle. Who the fuck did you send this to dude? I have never Send anyone a picture a snap picture that says Loki won a cuddle like Please go on with me like you're begging people to cut Like unless this is your husband or your boyfriend anyone else That shit is so weird. Oh, Loki won a cuddle. Oh, Loki wish. I never saw you again Now I'm just kidding Yo, I'm convinced that I would have known I was gay a little bit earlier if Barbie had more cuss Does anyone else relate to that? No What the fuck? Barbie Y'all were attracted to Barbie Oh wait, hold up come on Barbie. Let's go party We'll see what she's trying to say here. What if we added a BBL to Barbie Some giant boobs and maybe some Botox, you know, cuz I don't want a Barbie that looks Yeah, uh-huh, and what if we also did her eyebrows and yeah, I think that would make her way more attractive Cool, what do you mean add more curves to but it's a dog and for the furies out there I got you just picture this With a big booty Wait, I said that as a joke, but We don't even have a cat What's it for? I Think we just stumbled across the wrong side of tiktok. I think this is meant to be for the kink dog. Oh Let's get out of here. I'm about sorry What is Now you're thinking with cartons What she doing what I think she was doing tickling our coach. Oh, exactly what I thought she was doing and eating herself out Hear me out. Hear me out though. I mean, I know it looks bad, but hear me out y'all I'm gonna say this and my the only one that has thought about that though because I feel her That was a deep shit that I just watched because my entire life I've thought about that what if you can have a portal that you can teleport Behind you like in front of you. You know what I mean? Like has no one come on. Let's get out of the the the the the comfort bubble real quick And can I have some people agree with me? I agree with her there because who does not want to like You know what I mean come on y'all please please agree with it I don't want to look like the way to right now. Please y'all please tell me that I'm not the only one If I am the only one though, that was a joke You know what yeah, I was kidding right there. I was not being real whatsoever. That was a thousand percent of joke so y'all can Can't say shit about me later. That was a joke by the way. I wasn't being real But if you if you relate to that though, that was actually real. So leave me a comment. I'm curious Something about male lanyls in the faces. I'm sorry. I used to do that as well I probably still do once in a while, but at least I'm not doing I don't know what's going on with the faces. Maybe it is Jim Carrey also. Did anyone see Jim's Carrey's face? There's like a huge conspiracy theory going on that they cloned his ass because he doesn't look like Jim Carrey anymore I think he just got like a bunch of face lips. So his face kind of looks like this right now Maybe that's why he doesn't look like a Jim Carrey anymore because he got like crazy face lips conspiracy theory. Sorry for flirting with your girl, bro. She said she is Zingle Immediately Like everyone just got drier than the Sahara desert right now, but it's just the same guy. I'm gonna mute real quick He's pretty. Oh, it's the same guy Yeah, go for it. Mom, this is the boy I like Your best friend. That's so cute. Yeah, but he won't ever see me like that I'm starting to love you. Oh my god Me making up scenarios back in high school when I wanted my crush. See secretly thinking that my crush had a crush on me and she didn't, by the way. What if she just like loves me and she's just so afraid to say it, you know? She's like, "Oh, she must be drooling over me." And I look like the biggest geek on earth. How did I think that I was gonna pull anyone looking like that? I posted this on Facebook as a status like that I had a crush on someone. And then I think a week later or some shit, I decided to tell her on Facebook because Facebook was cool back then, "Hey, I have a crush on you." Yeah, she saw my message, she didn't respond, she waited hours and then at the end she's like, "Oh, so I don't see you that way." I was like, "Oh!" But I thought you had a huge crush on me because like, my mind was for some reason thinking like, "Oh, you don't?" Weird. That's so weird. Why don't you like me? Please, like me. I love you. I'll see you guys later, peace. Oh, get out. Give me a towel before you leave. Wait, she said that? Okay, got you. Hurry, it's cold. Here. Open your eyes. Take it. I gotta go. Wait. It's so hot, drips towel. You know what to do now? These people have never gotten laid before. There's no way people are making up these scenarios because this is coming from someone who was a virgin and you still come up with scenarios like this shit. There's no way people who have actually gotten laid before are coming up with these scenarios that a girl dropped her towel and she's like, "Wake!" The way you grab that towel though? Oh, so hot. Do you want to do me? POV, your friend ruins your flirt. It's always like people doing these like thirst straps. They think like they look so handsome and everyone wants them. Okay, guys, I washed my little hot dog cutter and I have my hot dog, so I think I just put it in here. You know this video is coming from the US because the hot dog cutter has she heard about knives before? I understand struggling with maybe like an apple because they're hard. I don't know, I'm trying to make excuses here. I've seen those onion choppers, those apple choppers, tomato choppers, but a hot dog, that shit is soft as hell. It's like, "Why do we need a hot dog chopper?" Let's see. Wait, why is she putting it on top? I don't know. It doesn't fit. It goes over here. What is she doing? Okay, let's try that again. Okay, smaller hot dog. I don't get that. Why is it on top? Why? Why? I'm talking to you. Wait. She's like "Wait, why is it not cutting though?" Have you thought that? Take the hot dog and put it underneath the America? I guess this is why they're selling hot dog choppers. I mean, she can't even figure out how to fucking use it. Imagine you give her a knife and she pulled the Chloe Kardashian move. How do I cut this cucumber? It's like. Oh! Wait, please tell me that she figures it out at least. What she's thinking? She's like "Oh my God!" Oh my God, America, America, please! Oh my God, America! Oh my God, she's so confused! America! Okay, guys. I washed my little. She ends the video. She never figure out how to use a hot dog chopper. Like, she uploaded that shit on TikTok thinking like "Oh guys, how come it's not cutting my hot dog? What's going on?" You're like "Is this broken?" This is why the Kinder Egg is illegal. Does anyone know that story that Kinder Egg are literally the one that comes with the toy inside is illegal in the US? Because apparently a kid allegedly he might have choked or something. I don't really know the story. So they cannot sell the Kinder Eggs with a big ass toy inside in the US. America, let's pull it together, please. Winstreet! Your head looks very bouncy. Is anyone in the popping sound? Wait, wait, wait. I mean, this kid doesn't even look like a millennial. He looks like a Gen Z or. Why is he doing that? So stupid. But I'm laughing though. What does that mean? If a blanket is a Dutch oven, then what the fuck is this called? Oh, dude. It's an elevator. Father release. Oh my gosh. Sister release. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Sister release. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Totally. In unison. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I mean, you know what, fart jokes give those to the boomers. They will eat those up. Has anyone noticed that boomers love fart stuff like "Send this video to your grandma? Watch him burst out laughing because he's going to think this is the funniest shit that he's seen on earth. It's 3 AM. I can't sleep. I need coffee. Wrap it up. Wrap it up right now. No. Wrap it up. Please, I think we're done here. Coffee. Coffee. Did she just hit herself? The fuck girl, I think your house is possessed because they're mimicking you. Oh it's your bird. Mix it. Milk. Milk. Milk. Coco's traffic. I'm going to sleep up. Coco's so quirky. You want to sleep chick? Drink. Drink. Coco's so quirky. Woah. Drink. Drink. Show this to like your great great grandma. She's probably going to think that this girl probably has mental issues. Also, that was a real question though because I also learned when I did that panera video about the caffeine that people with ADHD caffeine puts you to sleep. I had like five, almost five red bulls during that video. The caffeine worth of red bull like five red bulls and my ass was getting sleepy as hell. Until I read the comment section and the comment section was like, "Lays you didn't know that caffeine makes people with ADHD very sleepy." And that's how I found out that I have ADHD. Now I'm just kidding. Like you imagine? I read one comment that says, "Hey, you have ADHD and I'm like, you're right, I have ADHD." On that note though, we're going to end here because that's enough trauma for today honestly. But if you did somehow enjoy this video, please hit like, subscribe and the bell icon. 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