Khloé’s Valentine’s Day Hotline

Happy Valentine's Day. We are going to take live calls. I don't know how unhinged these are going to be. I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night, so I stole her man. Legendary. I think my love language is physical touch if I really like you. If not, don't touch me. There was one time I was serenaded and I was like, why are you doing this? This person sounds crazy amazing. Hi, this is Chloe. I really appreciate you talking to me. Ooh, what do you want to talk about? I spent our one year anniversary in jail. I was engaged for about five years. I was asking you for money. That's crazy. And then I found out like while we were dating, he caught a girl pregnant. We believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana. That was weird. I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day. Just spend it in love. I don't know what's happening. The person got the giggles. So I am so excited about today's podcast because we are going to take live calls later in the episode and I get to talk with you guys and maybe give you guys some advice or just hear some really crazy fun stories. So I'm super excited about this episode. To me, Valentine's Day isn't a big deal. I mean, I love Valentine's Day more because of my kids. I think prior to that, I didn't really have much of a feeling about it. If you could celebrate it cool, but with my kids, I put a lot of weight. Like I love it. I think it's a happy, loving, sweet holiday. And I love anything that's sort of makes you live in this bubble like hearts and happiness and pink and red, sweet. I must have been 16 or 17. And I got broken up with on Valentine's Day. This person actually just moved to another state and like stopped calling me, which was so crazy and horrible. And so that was a tough pill to swallow. But other than that, I feel like I've had good Valentine's days from as far as I can remember. That would just be the only one that's sort of soft. But I've never put a lot of emphasis on Valentine's Day. What is the key to my heart on Valentine's Day? Honestly, I think the key to my heart any day is flowers. I love flowers. My mom gets me this box of chocolates from C's. It's just, I don't know what they're called, but they're milk chocolate on the inside is caramel. And they're little circles. And she gets me a whole container of them. And oh my gosh, they can last me like six months because I savor them. But I leave them by my bed and they're so good. I will tell her not to get them for me because I eat them all. But then when I don't get them, I get sad. So that's that's always fun. So one tradition I actually found out about online and I love starting February first up until February 14th. You write compliments or things that you admire about your kids. So like, I love the way you laugh. I love how selfless you are. I love your beautiful curls. I love how smart you are. Whatever it is, you write a different compliment on a heart. And then you tape the heart to their bedroom door. So when they wake up in the morning, they can read or you can read to them. The way that you see your children. And I love that. So I do that. My kids get so excited to open the door and see what heart comes next. So that's a tradition that I love. I think my love language is more physical touch. If I really like you. Yeah, I'm not good with gifts. Like I get very uncomfortable receiving what I would say. Physical touch or words of affirmation. How do I give? Oh, I do it all. I love. I love physical touch. I love words of affirmation. I love giving things. Like I love if I know you like something. Like I like to make that meal. Like I think I'm a very thoughtful person. I like for people to feel that they're special or taking care of or that I remembered something they said in a conversation. So I'm very thoughtful and intentional with how I treat people, I think. Who gives you the best love advice? Just haven't been there in a minute. But I've all siblings. They all are different. Like everyone's good in a different situation. My moms are crazy. But fun. But crazy. When is it appropriate to say I love you? I don't know that answer. You just have to feel it out. Because time doesn't really matter in my head. It just depends. I need the context and the circumstances of everything. There was one time I was serenaded and it was I think just like a random day because I wasn't expecting it. And this was years ago. Tatum was it born. Yeah, it was just true. And I lived at my old house. I'm like remembering it was in the backyard. And Tristan was like, come outside. And Givion came. Givion wasn't who he was now. And he is just like singing. And I remember like I hated Tristan. And I was like, what are you doing this? And Givion is pouring his heart out. And I'm literally like Tristan's trying to sit next to me. And I'm like slapping him. And poor Givion is still singing. It was mortifying. But I was like, God, this guy is such a great singer. I love this guy. And I remember going inside to get true. Because I was like, I just need a like a like a third person to like get Tristan. I was so annoyed with Tristan. And it was so funny. And tell this day if I see Givion, help me remember, if I could sing live for you too, well, you guys were fighting and not like Givion was so professional. He was so great. He didn't break his song at all. He's amazing. I loved him. But how awkward for him. Poor guy. I love you, Givion. I'm so excited. We are now going to go to the live callers. And I don't know how unhinged these are going to be. But hopefully we can get some conversations going. Hello. Hello. Hi. Who's this? My name is Encara. Encara. Yes, ma'am. Hi. This is Chloe. How are you? I'm good. Oh, what do you want to talk about? I wanted to tell you about I was engaged for about five years. Oh my gosh. And the gentleman broke up with me. And I was like, what the heck? I'm going to find out he cheated on me. And then it's asking me for money. What? Yeah. What a fucking loser. I know. And I really wanted to talk to you about him because I already feel better. Oh, you're so cute. Well, first of all, anyone that wouldn't marry you after five years, that's a big red flag. And so he did you a favor. I agree. Thank you. And then the fact that he cheated on you, bigger loser, bigger red flag. And then he's asking you for money. That's crazy. You sound too great to be with this guy. Thank you. You sound too great. And you deserve all the love in the world. And you're going to make this Valentine's Day about you and your girls or whoever you love. And you're going to forget about this guy. Because who needs them? Thank you. You're Chloe, right? And Chloe, I hope you're Valentine's Day. So, so much love with your family this year. Oh, thank you. You're so sweet. Hello. Hi. Hi. This is Chloe. Thank you for this. My name is Natasha. Hi, Natasha. How are you? I can get how are you? Good. What's going on? What do you want to talk about today? I just wanted to tell you kind of about like a little failed romance that I had. My date of this guy for like three years. I was like totally obsessed with him. I like was putting our future in everything. He was like practicing to be a tattoo artist and asked if he could tattoo me. And I was like totally down for it. I let him tattoo me. And then I found out like while we were dating, he got a girl pregnant. Yeah, I had to call it off. I was like, I can't be with you anymore. But like now I still have this tattoo and I like think about it all the time. What's the tattoo of? It's just like a rose. But you still feel like it represents him. Yeah. Do you ever consider maybe covering it up or adding to what or even just removing it? I thought about lasering it off because I just like I don't want to have the reminder anymore. I get that. And I think that's smart. I think when you're ready to do that, laser it off. I mean, I've lasered some tattoos and let me tell you they definitely hurt. But you it's good. Just the technology. You don't have any remnants of it. It's amazing. Yeah, I'm just scared of like the pain of like getting it removed. I know. It is painful. There are some places that will give you a little. I think it's lidocaine shot. Okay. Okay. And that actually is very helpful. I will say. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry you went through that, and I'm sorry about that case, such men are just such a loser. Sometimes it's crazy. I know they're awful. They really are. It's crazy. But with all that being said, I hope you still have an amazing Valentine's Day because Valentine's Day is not just about the partner in your life. It's also about your family and how like you can still love on yourself. And if you have kids, but it just like siblings or parents or best friends, you have to make the best of it. And just give love to anyone that's been good to you in your life, not just a man. Thank you. I appreciate that. I do want to say that with the live phone calls coming through, I also had people call in and leave voicemails who couldn't get through. And so I'm going back and forth from voicemails to live phone calls. And I'm loving them. So this is back in freshman year of high school, and it was my first time bringing a boy home for the first time, and it was just so, I was so nervous, I was freaking out. So we were sitting on our back porch, and the door to my back porch, you could see the stairs inside the house. So out of nowhere, we're sitting on the back porch, and we hear like this loud sound. And we're like, what just happened? So we looked inside, and my little sister had just out in the shower, and she fell down the stairs, and she jumped up. She was like, I'm good. And she's literally naked in front of my new boyfriend. I was like, are you kidding me? So yeah, you know what to say, it was very embarrassing. I was completely shocked. I know what to say. But we did go on a few more days back in the back. But that's my funny fail story. Oh, thank you. That's so cute, because Lauren, I know that's such a big deal to you, and I'm not trying to invalidate that. But for me, maybe because I'm older, I'm like, this girl, your sister was probably mortified, like for you to be mortified is so sweet, I think, because it shows how much you like just like the guy and love your sister, but your sister, I would think is like so mortified by that situation, probably way more than you. Poor you Lauren, and poor your sister. Oh my gosh. Okay, so hey, close. My name is Dylan, and first I want to start off and be like, I love you in my favorite. So I want to get that out the way. All right, so my question for you. All right, it is my most favorite red flag is being with somebody, but then they try and keep it a secret. Like you, it's almost like a time to know and everything like that, but then when they're in certain times you want to kind of brush upon or like be like, oh, no, we not together or, you know, at least seeing each other. But they know damn well. We still going off to dinner. They know they're well. We still take a trip. They know everything, but then you don't want to clean somebody in front of somebody. So my question to you, I feel like is like, is that not only a red flag for my trip and that's the first question. And number two is like, has that ever happened to you where like somebody doesn't want to clean you in front of certain friends? Because and then it makes you almost kind of feel like there's like, is there an issue with me? Like the hell's wrong with me? The fuck? But you know, that's my question. All right, so much love to you. Bye. Okay, Dylan, I love you and thank you for your message. So number one, yes, that is a major fucking red flag when people don't want to claim you. I'm not saying you have to make me or anyone else public on social. I feel like for some people, they need that validation to feel like you're a real couple. I don't believe in that. Some relationships, I just don't want to publicize it. That's fine. Doesn't mean it's a secret. It means that we're private being a secret is what you're saying like telling your certain close friend groups. You don't really talk like that. That's that's going to give you such an insecurity and that's a big red flag. There's a reason they want to keep it a secret and what is that reason? And it's weird. Either way, I don't get down like that. You shouldn't get down like that Dylan. And for me, have I had that happen to me before? Yes. And the second I feel that it happens, I don't like that. I might ask and be like, so what is this? I might bring it to that guy's attention and say, I'm noticing that you're being secretive in this department. Why? And I'm also not someone that wants to beg. So I sort of will remove myself from the situation and just know it's a red flag and I'm not starting off on a red flag, corny. Lately, I've been really focused on supporting my body in a deeper way, not just quick fixes, but things that help me feel strong, energized and balanced from the inside out. That's what led me to armor colostrum. We live in an age of unprecedented access to information, innovation, and opportunity, but also one of environmental and societal stressors that our biology was never designed for. From microplastics to chronic digital exposure, endocrine disruptors to industrialized food, modern life is hijacking our health at a cellular level, leading to sluggishness, loading, accelerated aging, and not feeling like yourself. Armor colostrum is nature's original super food. 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You can imagine what's going on. Love wise. Well, I have a first date story to tell you that did not go well. Oh my gosh. Tell me. Okay, so it was a couple of years ago or maybe it was yeah, it was like a year ago. I went on a first date with a guy from a dating app and we had already been talking and we actually had face time and everything before the date. And then we decided to go on a coffee day and then do kind of a walk around the park after because it was the summer. So. Yeah, and you know, innocent. And so we I feel that this coffee shop I'm the first one there and he walks in and he does not look the same as his photos or even from when we face time. Yeah, so we go to order coffee and then he gives a name to the barista for the coffee drink. order and it was like a Star Wars name I think he said Kubaka or something. Shut up, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. If he didn't proceed to ask me for feedback about the date, which was extraordinary. I've never heard that before but okay. I think that means that he's gotten turned down a lot and he's like finally like, okay, what is it? Because it has to be mean. I know. Yeah, it is. Hi Chloe, okay, I have a creepy first date story that I thought I would share. So there's this guy, I was texting and he was in hungry, super random. And we got along for text and one day he was like, I love the city you're in. I want to come visit you. And I was like, I mean, okay, if you're going to pay and come all the way over here, call the world, sure, why not? Yeah. You see nothing to go wrong, so he comes, he's like months later and he's here so we go out to dinner and my gut is just like, no, no, not feeling it, this is not good. So that night, I'm like, I don't want to waste his time. I need to talk to him and tell him this is not going to work and I'm not feeling it. So I have to talk and goes, can I go first? And he asked me to be his girlfriend after one day, okay. So I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry I wanted to tell you no. So then he goes, are you ready for this? He says, but I love you. Oh my god. What? You want? No, I'm just, you just met me, you don't love me, you don't know me. Oh my god. So then I'm just staring at him and then he says, are you ready for this? I love you with a sister. You what? What? A sister? I love your sister. So I left and never thought of this Hungarian man again. Oh my gosh. And that's why it's crazy to say, sorry, I love you, please. Well, this girl didn't leave me her name, but I love her and I love your crazy Hungarian story. I have so many questions that I don't even know where to begin. Hello? Hello. Are you the Hungarian story? Wait, what's your name? Because you didn't, you didn't leave it on the voicemail. I'm dying about your story. Oh my gosh. I'm Shayla. Shayla, Shayla, your story. I have so many questions for you. First of all, are you okay? I am okay, thankfully. Good. How did you meet this guy all the way in Hungary? He was so random, he was, so I live in Nashville, and he came to visit it in Nashville and ran into him at this public setting and that's how I got like Instagram. And then we texted just a few times and then he came back to do the dinner and then everything else. You probably heard in the voicemail. Oh my gosh. It is crazy. And then after you were like, no, this is nuts. I just met you. Of course, we're not in love. And I won't be your girlfriend. He just backed off. Well, I just, I decided to go like they mug and I booked it out of here. That is crazy. He sounds like a great guy. Just I don't know. I was thinking like 90 day fiance. That's all I kept thinking about. Yeah. Exactly 90 day fiance vibes. They are near first, I honestly. Yes. Exactly. What are your plans for this Valentine's Day? I mean, I'm single, I'm probably going to hang out with the girl. That's the best. So I was listening to Shayla, she didn't leave her name and her voicemail. 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Okay, so I had my first relationship and I was 16 years old and I started dating him and I turned 17, there was our one year anniversary coming up in February and I really wanted to get him a present. I am a broke, newly 17-year-old and at the time I was in Illinois and in this year's Illinois you were legally not going as 17. So I went to the mall with one of my best friends and me and her parents shared the same birthday and we were supposing him a present. So I supposing to just defense, it had one of the favorite bands we were on topic and I got arrested. Oh my god. Since our one year anniversary in jail and he's cheating on me on our one year anniversary, I can't get ahold of anybody. Luckily my big sister failed me out, best big sister in the world, it was that the 12 maker. Whenever I got out of jail at 17, I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night. So then I went and dated, I found out who that girl, boyfriend was at the time and I stole her man back. Oh my god, legendary. How did you know he was cheating on you if you were in jail though? Well this was the time of like my face and his best friend was dating my best friend since we were like 10 years old, my best friend Brittany. And so him and his best friend were dating me and my best friend and she was actually there that night. They were all hanging out and this girl, Amber, that was her name of course, Amber. And yeah, Brittany was wasted and she was just letting them hang out the whole night and make out. When I got out of jail, she told me and so of course I did not even break up with him. I just came on and back and then I told him to stay, so I did. Oh my god, well it actually besides you going to jail, you realized who your writer dies are, which is your older sister, you realize the ones that will tell you the tea and tell you what really happened and then the ones that weren't meant to stay around. You actually learned a lot that Valentine's Day. Truly, I did, I really did and I will never stop us ever going to my life, which I think me and you have at least one jail experience in common, so. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. It happens. it happens. Hey, Chloe. This is Eva Gated. I'm sorry, I'm laughing. I'm surrounded by my family right now. So I don't know what's happening. Hi, Chloe. It is I, Nico Zen. It is I. And I feel it may be a west coast passive way of saying yes. And we are putting me out of band any team in place. So thank you for respecting my business savvy, but I will not be sharing that story until I receive pay for it. And I have full total authoritarian dictatorial control over how it develops. And wishing you all great things to happen and continue to happen and blessings for you and your family, different every one of you. Happy Army and little Christmas. That's right. Thank you. Okay, well, that was fun. Hi, my name is Jacque. I live in Idaho. And I'm dating problems. I had a guy that thought taking me to Buffalo Wildlings would be a romantic date. Red flags that I've ignored. Definitely, and people talking about like hurting animals. Yeah, Valentine's Day gone wrong. I got broken out from Valentine's Day in high school. That was fun. I got to call this person. I have friends, God. They did like a partner swap, but on accident. So this can't be real. They met and started hanging out with each other husband and wife, but then my friends, husband, started sleeping with his box as white. And then my friends started sleeping with her husband's boss and he ended up getting fired. And it's so crazy that this happens to people. And something that I've never told anyone is that I have had sex during the day on my driveway in the middle of the day with cars driving by. Like on your driveway, like the floor. I've actually never heard of that. What's her name? Jacque. Jacque. I've never heard that one. Having sex on the concrete? How are you? I just want to give an advice. To think before you do anything crazy, I really have broken at this moment. You know, I really good every day that I I love the love of her life. So please, before you make a big decision, please stay calm. Do not make decisions being angry because I read it all on the fucking days of my life, you know. What a sweetheart. I feel so bad for this woman. She is saying that she broke up with the love of her life, but she didn't realize it then. And she thinks about him every day and she's just so heartbroken. She's just saying when people make decisions to leave someone like don't act out of emotion, act if like it's really something you want to do, I feel so bad for her reporting. Let's do Kim from Houston, Texas. My name is Kim and I'm from Houston, Texas. And I want to talk about this time. I had like a first date failed. So the girl that our first date, everything was all good. Like we were good. We were ordering food. We were chilling. But she was like, you know, like a rush. Like I was wondering, I was like, damn, like, you know, we had appetizers, but she's grusted down. We had a regular meal. She's grusted down. And she actually dessert and it's grusted down too. And we're like literally going like 20, 30 minutes to the day. I was like, what's the rush? Like what's going on? She was like, yeah, my boyfriend caught him in about 10 minutes. I was like, here, your boyfriend, what? And it was awkward. Like, of course, I didn't pay you because at that point, I was just like, what are you trying to do? Like get them new? You already see no, but yeah, that was my first date failed. Oh my gosh. I don't know if you said your name was Kim or Kim. I think it's Kim. But when I was hearing your message and you said that she was scarfing down food, I was going to say, she either double booked and had another date after you. I was not going to assume that her boyfriend worked there. I thought maybe that's like a place that they ate at, but I could tell that she either had another date after you or had a boyfriend shady, shady. And I think you handled it perfectly well. Hi, Crawley. I absolutely love you and your podcast. You are everything. I have a crazy first date. I guess kind of fail that turned to a romance on my first date with my current fiance. We were going out in Central Park and it was 2020. So it was COVID. And we drove two bottles of wine and it was going yellow. And all of a sudden he turned to me and we're like, I really need to go to the bathroom. And I was like, oh my goodness, thank God. I really need to go to the bathroom too. So he is like, okay, I'm going to go find one and then I'll come back. So he goes 15 minutes goes by, 20 minutes goes by, I'm like, oh my gosh. Like, if you're sending me up and at this point, I'm like, I have to come so badly. So fast forward, I ended up running into a McDonald's. The bathroom was out of order. I ended up seeing my parents on the first date. I ended up going into a parking garage and paid the guy to let me use their bathroom, walked back to the date without any underpants on because I was wearing a dress and told him that I had dinner and 10 minutes and had to leave and we are getting married in April. So crazy. Why? First date fail that turns to stressful. Love you. Bye. Okay, you did not leave your name. No, but what a sad, sweet story. I don't even look, first of all, thank God you were wearing a dress. Could you imagine if you had like pee stains all over your pants? That would be mortifying too. I feel so bad. You peed your pants. Like, you must have really had to pee. That's so embarrassing, so sad. Where was he for 20 minutes at the beginning when he was looking for the bathroom? Where did he go? Oh my gosh. What a story. But I love that you guys are engaged. You guys are going to be married. What? Like a funny story that you get to tell your kids one day. I mean, it's cute. It's endearing. It's very relatable. I feel so bad, but I love that you're just laughing it off and so cute about it. Jessica Max. Hi, my name is Jessica Max. I was calling to share a giant red flag I missed when I was in my 20s. I was just freshly dating someone. I think we had gone on maybe four days and after the fourth date, he stopped by my apartment and showed me that he got a tattoo of my face on his back. It was insane because like I said, I barely knew the guy and yeah, knew this. I didn't go out after that. Oh my gosh, Jessica. Poor Jessica. That is a big red flag. I think if someone on your third or fourth date is going out to get your face tattooed on them, it's a little scary and that is a big red flag. I wouldn't like that very much. Jessica, you sound amazing and I love that you realize that's a red flag now. You have to go through these things to realize that they're not, they're not good. You really do. Thank you guys so much for calling in, for leaving your voice mails, for writing and all of the above. I had so much fun. I could literally do this for hours and hours. Spend it with your family, your significant other, your children, your siblings, whatever. Just spend it in love and be happy and know that you don't need a partner to celebrate Valentine's Day. Have a great Valentine's Day and remember that Wednesdays are for Wonderland.