Kevin Hart: Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

(snoring) (upbeat music) - What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy. (upbeat music) - This is this good, check, check, check. - Yeah, check, check. - All the things, check, check, check. This is good. - Kevin Hart, welcome to call her daddy. - Call her daddy. - You're obviously-- - Is this like an eye on my eyes? - I like your glasses. - Do you like the eye? - But I like your eyes. - Which one do you want? - I think we can kind of test the vibes. If I start to push you too hard, you put the glasses back on. - Well, no matter what, now they're just gonna-- - They'll be there. - I mean, I like to do interviews with glasses, or no. - I like doing it too, 'cause I feel like I say crazy or shit. You've got a lot of cars. - Okay, yes. - How'd you get here in one of your 20 luxury cars? - I did drive a car, I drove my wife's car today, so I didn't drive one of my cars today. - Why did you drive one of your cars? - I am a two-seater guy. So I love two-seaters, so all of my cars, but maybe the exception of like two are two-seaters. So today, I needed a little trunk space. - Why? - So I drove my wife's truck. - Oh, what's in here? - What's in the trunk? - Well, my golf clubs are in a trunk, and I got my luggage in there. - I knew that the entire fucking episode, I was like, is this guy gonna come in and his whole personality's golf right now? And you know what, we're gonna talk about golf, 'cause I'm gonna talk about golf with you. But first, I wanna talk a little bit more about your cars. - Okay. - 20 cars, is that around right? - No. - How many? - More. - Kevin, over under 50 cars. - I mean, I can't say that, we're under, I'll say I'm under, but I have a lot of cars. - You're up there. - Yes. - Do you name these things? - My old school cars. My old school cars that I built have names. - Give me one. Bane, dark night, bad news, mint condition, birdie, birdies, my Bronco. That's where my golf clubs go. - It's for the hope. - Oh God, yeah, the name, the name, it's a long-gated name for when I get like, oh my God, Kevin Hart, have you played them in golf? Holy shit, man. - Birdies. - Birdies all day. And since it's on its license plate. - Right, yeah, like that's what that's like. - You're me, I'm a pastor. - Yeah, I'm giving you. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm already, I'm three years ahead of them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. - All right, I have a problem with men who have really loud cars. - Okay. - Do you make them loud on purpose? Like are you one of those guys that like, what do you call like pulls the exhaust and makes it go room, room, Kevin? - All right, so you really don't know the whole car. Okay, all right, so you're not lying. No, I'm a muscle car guy. So if you're getting a muscle car or if you're building a muscle car without muscle, you don't really have a car. So the engine is where the concept of muscle comes from. So the exhaust and, you know, the world of what happens after that, what starts there. So I'm a hell of a guy. I'm a LT5 guy. I'm a turbo. - I'm probably translation for the girls after. I'm gonna have to look up though. - Well, they will know, but I am very much like, you can hear me coming. That was bad. - We should. - We are never cutting that. - Yeah, that was it, that was it. - That's the first line of the promo. - That was bad, you can. You can. - Kevin. - You can hear me. - Kevin. - Block away. - The way that I think I would hate you if I saw you on the street, right? And that thing. 'Cause what's the point? It's so loud. - Gives me the egg a little. - It gives you the egg. You can appreciate a muscle car with no muscle. - What does a muscle do? - What do you mean it justifies the car? - But. - Is that me? This isn't me. We're not, this isn't a meat thing. We're talking about the car. - But does it actually like make it go faster or less? - Yes. - But they're just noise. - No, because then all of you are driving these on like 40 mile an hour roads. You're like, room, room. - Well, I mean, you know, you don't want to, you can't go but so fast. But if you're gonna build the car, you want to build it correctly. Like I want to build it. If I got a hell of fit engine, well, I want to hear it. - You want me to hear you coming. - You gonna hear it. A block away, maybe two blocks. - I want to play a game with you. - I'm listening. - That's why I had you bring your phone in here. - Okay. - We're gonna play one of my favorite colored out of games. It's called Confess or Text. - Confess or Text. - Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question. That's a little, oh, like PR Kevin's gonna be like, oh, it's no such thing as PR Kevin. - Okay. - And you're gonna either answer it. - Okay. - And be like, I got you, Alex, easy. - Okay. - Or you're gonna say, you know what? I'm gonna decide not to do that. And instead, I'm going to text. If you decide to text, there's a bowl of questions there. And a name of the person that you're gonna text and what you're gonna text them. So choose your own adventure, Kevin. - So at least you know who's in my phone? - Yeah. I know who your friend is. - You know who's in my phone. - I've done a little recon. Are you ready? - I'm ready, come on. - First one, who is the most overrated person in the industry right now? - The most overrated person in the industry, Dwayne Narag Johnson. What an idiot. I'm a comedian, so I can get away with this. - Okay, fuck. - Okay. - Okay, what's been your worst diva moment on set? - My worst diva moment on set. My worst diva moment on set. - Mm-hmm. You know what? - Probably, I'm probably gonna have to go, it would be a Jumanji moment. - What'd you do? - I don't like the jungle. I don't like the jungle. So like after that sun drops, those mosquitoes and shit get out of there, like we're supposed to be wrapped. Like, hey man, it's five o'clock. What are we doing? Like I'll start making people aware of the times. Like, hey, we don't have time for one more. Like, you know they start coming out, like I'm varying. - And they're like, Kevin, we gotta get this shot. - No, Kevin, seriously, we gotta one more shot. Hey, get it, 'cause after this, I'm not gonna do it. - Oh wow. - But it's with love. - Mm-hmm. - I mean it. - Jay Cass and I are director. He knows how I feel about the spiders and the centipedes and the mosquitoes. So it's with love. - I don't like the bugs, insects, it doesn't matter where. It doesn't matter where. Like I won't do a movie based off of a location if it's like a little too old. - Yeah, like whoa, yo. - No bougie trailer, can solve this. - I don't care about the trailer. I'll take a shitty trailer. I don't care. I'm there to work, but if you tell me the, hold on. So we, so we're in a swamp, for how? - This is the whole, no, no, no, no. - I have an heart in the swamp. - No, you should, no. - Page one, I'll close it. Open in a swamp. I'm not reading the rest. - Okay, fair. What is the biggest lie you've ever been caught in? - Biggest lie, I mean, Jesus Christ. I'll say the biggest, probably that I'm not five, five. - Kevin. - What? It's the truth. - What are you? - Five, four, five, three, five, three. - Five, three, I'm sorry. - I keep saying it. You're like factoring. - I thought you were gonna let it go. You just, yeah, I said that you were gonna keep digging. I apologize. - Have you put that on any like business things or like have you switched with competing? Like, are you checking what people say about you? - I mean, once, once people started doing what you just did, like, not take my first answer, the only people that believe me was the DMV years ago. And they were like, how tall are you? And I was like, five, five. And he was like, okay, I was like, whoa! - Damn. - Oh, that's hot. Y'all gonna write that? - I love this place shit, write it down. - Kevin, that's the only person that loves the DMV. Okay, what's a secret sexual fantasy you have? - A secret sexual fantasy. Well, this is a weird question because then it's not a secret anymore. - Tax, give me one tax. - That's what I'm trying to avoid. So, rather, let me think about this for a second. - You have the tax, come on, they're good, they're good. - You're so scared. - I am. - I am, I was gonna make up a sexual fantasy just now. I was, Chelsea Hamlin, okay, Chelsea. I'm throwing a rager this week here, what drugs can you give me? - You can pick another. - No, this is good, this is good for Chelsea. - I love Chelsea. - Chelsea, but the crazy part, she's gonna text back. But like, what are you looking for? - She's like, I gotta mean, I gotta-- - She's such a drug addict. - Dude, she's crazy. - Such a closet drugie. - Not even closeted. - No, she doesn't get it. That's why I said, you can just ask her. - She's by far the best person alive. Her energy is unmatched. But I'm gonna send this text. Can I send a voice note? - Yeah. - That's better than a text. - That's way better. - All right. - Chelsea's been on this show like three times. - All right. - Chelsea, this kev. Hey, I'm throwing a crazy rager this weekend. Hey, what drugs can you give everyone? If I need a bunch of drugs, what can you, what can you get? - Like a variety pack. Like if I want people to have a good time. What can you get me? - I love how you say, hey, it's kev. She has your number, right? - I don't know, she might have this one. This is my new number. I think she does. - Do you switch your number a lot? - No, I just did it. - You're on the move. - Yes. I just said lock in my new number as we said it. - Okay, last one. - I'm ready. - What is your current net worth? - Oh, fucking call whoever. What is this? Jack Black, I'm producing this movie a moment. I think children's come out here and I think you'd be perfect for the part as their conductor. Do you like that? Yeah, that's good. You gotta give Jack energy, don't you gotta give Jack energy? You gonna do a voice note? Yeah. Are you a voice note, er? I am a voice note, er. Okay. Why not use it? Hit him with it. Hit him with it. I mean, it's a great. Oh, I love Jack Black so much. So the phone. Are you ready? Yep. Here we go. Hey, JB, look man, got a crazy idea, man, I'm producing this movie about like a demonic children's choir and I think I think you'll be perfect for the part of their conductor. Like this, I don't know man, I just see the conductor having crazy hands and crazy energy because he's dealing with these like demon kids, so the only way to get their attention is to like make those faces that you be making. Either way, let me know what you think, man, just that's a rough pitch. I can give you the full detail when we talk. He's even like, what the fuck? That's one of those where you're like, how do I tell my friend, kindly no? Well, Jack is actually, Jack will call back and he's like, ah, suck this through, isn't it? Like so when you say, Dean, he'll vet it out. Like he, he'll want to know more. He's so good. And he's like, so what, is it, are you locked into this, like, concept? Do we have room to like, he won't, he won't just tell me no. He's a good guy. He won't just tell me no. Okay, obviously, Stockter, Instagram before you came here, and I saw that David Beckham recently commented on one of your thirst traps saying that he thinks you're hot. How did that moment make you feel, Kevin? We were, we were going back and forth because we, ah, we both are, ah, we're both part of the same team now. We both are under the ABG umbrella and we share businesses and business interests. And he and I did an amazing partnership with Shark Ninja and with Shark Ninja, we have a through line of things that we are endorsing or backing or acting as the ambassador. So minds was the chill pill and the whole concept with the chill pill is if you're hot, well, take a moment to chill. So there's a chill factor, there's a fan, there's a cooling spray, et cetera. So in the campaign, it's, do you think I'm hot? And if so, well, maybe I should chill. Kevin, you're just selling it all. I mean, I'm not, I thought I wasn't a plug. I'm talking very poised polish. I've got my answer down. What do you think is your best physical quality? My best physical quality. Physical. Yeah. Um, my wife likes my back, she likes my back, she doesn't have a big back for a little man. She doesn't have a big back like cober back. Do you feel that way? Um, yeah, I think I have a nice back. Okay. Do you got a nice back? Yeah, back. I'll go back. Oh, and my calves. Good calves. My calves are incredible. Good, you know, like thickness? Incredible. Okay. And fucking credible. Okay. And I believe that I think my quads are getting bigger too. Now I don't want to go down the path of just like what I feel is going on, but I think I'm starting to get a nice quad, like a nice quad. So, you know, maybe the swim trunks get a little smaller to something, right? The fear would have smaller swim trunks though, because if you wear a trunks correctly, you know where it draws underneath them. I don't want to be the dude showing a little ball at the, at the beach. You know what I mean? Yeah. You don't want a ball dropout. You like when they're tight. Come on. Yeah. I just want to be fitted if my, if my quads get big, but I don't want, I don't want them not to be where they supposed to be and I get aggressive with a short. And then I get a ball slip. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a ball slip or they're a little too baggy that the quads look smaller. Yeah. You don't want to look sick. Is that guy of rickets? You don't want to look. Oh, Kevin Hart, what happened to his legs, man? You want to find that in between? Yeah. Yeah. You took the mirrors out of your gym, uh, well, for a minute and then, oh, they're back. Well, I put new ones in there, but for a minute, I did. Why did you take them out? Because they were getting distracting, huh? Well, check yourself out. Yeah. Can you imagine looking at that every day? Every day? Then you started to think, well, why am I still here? I did it. Kevin. Kevin. So. So you see yourself in these mirrors, you're like, goddamn, goddamn, I'm so good. I took a, I took them out for a while because I was redoing the gym and then I got used to I'm not being there. You find like that you're doing the work wrong. Well, no, not wrong. You just a little more motivated because it's like you're not looking every single day and looking for the result in real time. Get the swall. Yeah. You get a nice little payoff, but they're back now, they're back. Your wife comments on all of your Instagram posts. She's very supportive. Did you ask her to do this? You know, you just said she's supportive. She's supportive, but like, you know what's crazy is that it actually gets me like sometimes it doesn't get me in trouble, but like I'm not, I'm not the social media guy that I used to be like as far as like, you know, always on social media, always looking. So you know, my wife will go and and put stuff up and I'll go days for my, oh shit, I saw the thing you posted. She was like, it was like two weeks ago, and I saw it. Are you in her comments like she's in yours? I say things when I see it. Yeah. You look beautiful, honey. Have you heard the term Instagram husband? Instagram husband. No, what is that? It's like you're capable of actually taking a fucking good picture of your wife and like so she can like, slay on the ground. I'm not. I'm not. You're bad. I'm horrible. You're hitting her bad angles. I get, you get three max with me and I'm like, get the fuck out, get to go, get somebody else to take it. Who's taking your pictures? Well, I have a photographer, I, I mean, I have a professional. You're like, I have a designated Instagram and talk professional if it's time for me to like, put stuff up. We have somebody there that's taking pictures. My wife is taking good pictures though, like we're doing like a family day. She does all that. Yeah. She's great with that. I'm not that guy. I don't have, I'm not, and I don't have the patience to do. You don't got it. Like, oh wait, do another one. Oh wait, no, no, no, no. Let me move my hand like this and let me sit. You get three. You, you get three. Three is so wide. You get three, my eyes are closed. I'm 46 years old. I'm thinking of your wife today. I get 46 years old. With a designated Instagram person for yourself. I am, I am. I am. When they're there, that's their job. Okay. Just stay right there. You get one man, Pat. That's gonna be good. Make it work. I'm not, I'm not that guy. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever posted on the internet? The most embarrassing thing? Yeah. Nothing's embarrassed. You're not embarrassed. Not embarrassed by anything. I'm very transparent. Okay. What has embarrassed your kids that you've posted on the internet? My kids get mad at everything. Okay. They're teenagers. Cool. They're too cool. So dad, lad, did you even look at my face in this one? Look at my eyes. God. Oh my God. Why do you got me looking like this? Dad, yo, you got to take that post down, man. You got me looking, you got me looking chopped. I just learned all these words. Kevin? I don't know what's going on. When did you learn chops? I learned it about three months ago. My daughter said it. Dad, no. Seriously? No. You got me looking chopped. Take that down. I think what down? It's a family. We're eating. It's just a nice little family picture. We were eating dinner. Like, why can't I, I just wanted to show how cool it is when all my kids were with me eating dinner? No. Not like that. I look crazy. Do you feel like sometimes they're talking a different language around you? Absolutely. It's kind of crazy, huh? Absolutely. It's a different lingo. I think it's funny about my kids, man, I'm not that guy to my kids. Like there's nothing-- You're not cool. No. I'm cool. They have definitely told me I'm like a really cool dad, but I'm not what I think I am. You're not, you're not Kevin Hart. No. No shot. No shot. Instagram bio. Mm-hmm. Live. Love and laugh. Yes. What's going on? What do you-- I understand. What do you-- What's going on there? Yeah. Those are the three rules that I live by. Live your life while you live it. Try your best to love as much as you can. OK. And when you're living and loving correctly, well, you should be laughing. If the three Ls applied to you, it's very hard to not be living a good life. Is this-- it's a little home goods, like live life love. But you turn-- No. That's not what I say. No. You say live love life. Yeah. What you just said is fucking ridiculous. Like, who would do that? No. Live life love. No. No. No. No. Don't do that. Live love life. See that? See the difference? Did you just see the difference? You were like, live life love. And I was like, what the-- hey. Crazy lady. Are you crazy? Do you have this motto, like, on your walls, somewhere in your home? I do. But when you go to shop for it, it's always probably live life loves you and to get it. By the way, which is why it's never purchased, which is why you always see it. It's always available. It's on my wall in my gym. I got a bunch of sayings on my gym. See you custom made it. Yes. Custom. Yes. That's me. You're not a live life love guy. No. You're a live love life guy. Live love. You got to live to love. And then you live. See how I make that? I mean, is this not great? By the way, she feels so much better now than she heard it the right way. Yeah. live, live, live. - Yeah, you're confused. - I shouldn't have looked to the left. Through my whole fucking equilibrium of, I got vertigo. - No, the hardest where the home is. - No. No, I will say this though. It's hard to take steps if you're going backwards. - Oh, yeah. I'm that guy. Yeah. Hey, get on the elevator. Do me a favor? Make sure you're in the elevator. - Yeah. Do me a favor? Make sure it's going up. - Hard work. - Should be hard because if it feels good, you ain't doing it right. - Oh, yeah. There you go. - I mean, electric. - Yeah. I mean, these are big things that live. - These are, this is going to change the game for people. If someone's having a bad day, done. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Kevin Hart came through. - By the way, in the words of my daughter, Kayori, duh, duh. - Let's talk about golf. - Oh, shit. - When did this become your latest obsession? - Seven months ago. - To the date. - To the date, to the tea. - What happened? - What do you mean what happened? - What happened? - God basically opened up the portal to happiness and said, "This is it." - Who put you on that? Because you said, "How old are you?" - I am 46. - You're in your 40s. - Yes. - You've lived your life with no golf. - Oh, hold on. - Okay. - You're done. - You're out. - They just fucking killed me in your 40s. - You're done. - You basically did it. - So now, now that you're at the end of it, hold on. - You've been living this life without golf in it. - I feel it is such a tough thing to process because so many people have tried to get me into golf for years. And you're talking about, you know, I've toured the globe. And I've been to some of the most beautiful places in the world. And if I had had golf as a hobby during those times, I would've been able to see some of the most beautiful golf courses in the world simultaneously. But Luda, Luda and I, we do a trip yearly. We try to, sometimes it's a little space in between. - Okay. - We were on a bag of a boat and they had the biodegradable golf balls. - Okay. - And they had a, like, club. So I literally just started hitting them off the back of the boat. And I was like, "Man, this is not bad." And when we got back, my friends were going to Mexico and they were like, "Yo, we going on a golf trip? Are you on the road?" I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna go." And when I went on the golf trip and everybody else was kind of okay. And I was so bad, I'm such a competitive person. I did not like the feeling of being that bad. So I made a bet with them and I said, "Give me a year and I'm going to come back and I guarantee I'll beat all of you guys." So we marked the date. So I have about maybe five more months. I think five more months. And we go back to the same course. And we're playing and we have odds and stuff. But I'm going to beat them. So I don't do anything halfway. I'm 100%. - Oh, so this trip is coming up. - In five months, yeah. - Damn. - So, but I'm addicted. Like I'm addicted with the fact that it's you against yourself. And all you're trying to do is find the best way to navigate this little white ball around this course and as less strokes as possible. - It's a beautiful game. - What's your handicap? - That will not be discussed today. - No. - We will not. - No, we will not give any information because I have a competition coming up in five months and I will not fucking give you any information. Harry, John, Mustafa, huh? Boss, that's right, five months. Get minds or get naked. You know what it is, bitch. And by the way, that's going to Cameron. That's a threat. And I got Brian, me and Brian got a match coming up. - Oh, so this ain't looking good though. 'Cause someone's holding their handicap closer to their test. - No, no, no. It's a little absurd. - You're so long, sir. - Honestly, I am for doing this for seven months, I am so advanced from where I should be. - Really? - Yes. - Have you ever had a whole one? - No, absolutely not. No. Right now, I'm at the stages where it's all about understanding the golf swing and the proper road to a successful golf swing. - Are you in your kitchen and your shower? - Yep. - And in your house. - Yep. - Just doing the thing. - Yep. - All of it, name it. Name a product that you can buy. The business of golf has made so much money that it's ridiculous, but I'm telling you what I'm going to do. So from where I am now, and I'm going to figure out the tournament that I want to play in, that's a good enough tournament, that's coming up like a year and a half. I'm giving myself a lot of time. A year and a half's time. I'm gonna fill my progression from now until then because the sport and world of golf needs a note that I'm not doing this just to like, just doing the fucking right. I'm very serious about this. As a matter of fact, I honestly thought about putting the microphone down and taking the old acting and the scripts and going, "Hey, everybody take a beat "because there's a senior citizen tournament, 50 and up." It's like, when you get over 50, there's a tournament for 50-year-olds and up. So I'm like, "What if I start preparing for that now?" - You got four years. - By the time I turn 50, I might be in the masters. I might. The way I'm going and how dedicated I am? - You're in. - I'm in as an understatement. And I already brought the Bronco and I put the birdie license plate on it. So I have to start getting birdies or else I wasted my fucking money. - Yeah, then. - Yeah, I'm just giving you what it is. There's so much, but I'm going to bring personality, charisma, style. I mean, I'm gonna make golf sexy. I'm gonna make golf sexy. Can you imagine me in some of those little shorts after I'm done with my quads? Not now. Wait, when they're done. I'm still in development. So if you look, can you zoom in a little bit? - Yeah. - If you're all consuming. But don't, don't move snuggle me. Don't get my, don't get the unit. I'm saying grab my fucking quads for a second. I'm not making that up. They're there. So that's all about how I'm coming through the, press the fucking ball. Come press it. G-Shambo is quaking. - That's my guy, man. Pressing the other tough masters. But next year he'll be back. He's a young guy, great future ahead of him. As I talk about personalities in the sport, he's an amazing personality. A guy was found a way to amplify the game. - Make it fun. - Yes. Yes, that's what it's about. - What's your caddy's name? - Well, right now, Iniko Hart. My wife has been, my wife has been my caddy for my toughest matches. Yeah. - How's that going? - I mean, I was just not too good. You know, she's very vocal about what she sees out there. Honey, how come you not hitting it like that? Will you shut the fuck, like stop doing that. I'm just saying, but when he hit it, it goes like, why yours keep going to the side like that? Because I don't know. I'm trying to figure out. I mean, you're poor white. No, there's nothing funnier than a woman that has no idea like what you're going through who's asking innocent questions. Why yours be going in the sand? Shut the fuck. God, damn it, honey. It's because I'm not coming through. Video this one so I can see what my elbow is. She's got a-- - Oh, man, she's a full champ, though. - Oh, my God. She's got a voice. - She's got a voice. - She's got a voice. - She's got some of the shittiest wings ever. - Holy shit. - Yeah. - Does she know a lot about golf? - Well, now she does. - Yeah. - You're learning together. - Yeah. That's the one to the master. She's full of it. Like, that was an experience of a lifetime. - Let's move on to fashion. - Okay. - The fact that we're talking this long about golf on color daddy is pretty historic. The viewers that you have are going to be energized with a new form of like, oh my God, I want to do this too, right? Like, I know there's a lot of women that are watching and saying, oh my God, maybe I should go and caddy for my man. - Yeah. - But if she's having a good time, maybe I can't do. - And you know what? I've hit it a couple times. - Whoa, hey. Hit the golf ball. You need to-- - I know. - Okay, you need to. All right. - I've hit the golf ball. - Let me clarify. - That's it. - I've hit the golf ball a couple times. - Okay. - I'm not bad. - I'm going to be honest with you. I don't believe you. - And it's like-- - You know what? Before you leave, I'm going to find the fucking video. - Okay, yeah. - Back down. - Okay. - All right. - Okay. - Next time I see you, you'll be asking what my handicap is. - Or not. - And I won't hide. - Or not. - Or not. - Or not. - Okay. How would you describe your personal style? - My personal style. - Mm-hmm. - Classy, layback, tailor, mature. - Watch collection. - Mm-hmm. - Do you have more watches than cars? - That's none of your goddamn business. - Oh. - I'm trying to rob you. - Okay. - That sounds like it really sounds like-- - I'm like, where are they? - So, like, where do you put these? Like, if you, like, just as an example, what do you-- - 100? - Like, what do you-- - I have a nice collection. - More than 100 or less. - I have a nice watch collection. - More. That's why I-- - I never said that. - Kevin, you're blushing. - Mine never said that. - The cheeks are getting rosy. - She darked the blush. - She fuck off. 200? - I am never disclosing this information. - Why? - As a watch collector, a watch enthusiast. People in that space know that I'm very serious about my watches. But you never, you never tell. There's no need to tell. - You want text? - That's, yeah. Do you want me to-- - Not only to text. What was the question about my favorite sexual fantasy? What do you want? I don't do anything halfway. So if I'm in, I'm in. - How does anyone text it back? - I didn't check. You didn't tell me to check. - Check. But don't go answer any emails right now. No, no, I only have one text from HRE, but I can tell you for a fact Chelsea probably will look what I tell you Jack would say Stop what did I say Jack would say you were like he'd be like let's talk about this more so so you're thinking that I'm not lying Stop at 12. Oh 12. Oh eight p.m. No Jack Black says let me read the script Oh, well, I'll tell you Jack that was a dare man. I just I'm gonna call her daddy, and I had to send Send you a text with that crazy one-liner, and I actually guess that your response would be let me read the script because you would be too afraid to tell me It was a shitty idea cuz you're too nice. I love you. It was a joke. Bye It's pretty fucked. I told you look he let me read the script. He's the nicest guy ever He's like Jesus Christ. What I do for friends. Um, what do you think is the biggest fashion mistake that men make Trying to do too much trying to dress Towards a trend and not towards like where you are like I think I think I do a very good job of staying in what I would Considered to be my lane, right like I don't I don't do too much I'm not trying to walk the runway. I'm not trying to you know go to the fashion shows and make the biggest statement I like I like being clean-cut. I like looking polished Poised at the same time comfortable like a show. Is there anything that your wife has ever vetoed and been like take it off? Yeah Yeah, I've definitely had some As mostly is mostly color like like the like the color like sometimes I'm like But like I I can feel it because I I don't ask a lot of questions. So if I come on. Yeah This is you just know. Yeah, it's electric blue. What do you think about this right here? There's too much there's a v-neck and He's like I take it off take it off. Okay. That's fair Let's talk about your family. Okay, you have four kids. Yes. What would you say you're like as a dad the best? I'm a I am a solution First dead like talking about the problem Doesn't make the problem go away talking about the solution and then going back To understand why the problem happened But Kevin are you one of those Husbands that we deal with this a lot where it's like you're like babe. I've got the solution She's like I don't want a solution. I want you to just listen to my feelings Men tend to kind of like go right for how to solve it with my daughter my my oldest 21 now. We definitely went through a wave and a learning curve where I had to realize listening to you Was the was the want or could be the one was a solution and and sometimes you feeling hurt Provided the table like for a better it's good a better world of repair Are you strict like what would you do if you caught your kids sneaking out? I'm not I'm not that strict You know, we're living in a different time so hold on my kids to a Time of old and expecting them to do and move the same way that I had to. I don't think that's fair You know, you have to you have to be a little more a Little more lenient a little more loose so The curfew is a little later, but I am a I will give you as much as you're asking as long as you're matching it with responsibility and maturity if that starts to sway now you're giving me Reason to start to pull things back. So I'm only taking things away Because you're not doing what you said you're gonna do so you can play a good game all you want you can play me You can have me thinking I got a saint as a child because you're on time you getting your work done You you when you say you're gonna be back you're back when you say you're going somewhere. That's where you are Hey, man if you're in between those lines. I don't know what the fuck is going on in between that Yeah, but you're giving me that visual. I leave you alone Your oldest daughter just turned 21 like you said your oldest son just committed to run track and field at University of Tennessee How emotional have you been watching your kids like reach these achievements? I mean It's bigger and better than any accomplishment that I've had in career I mean there's no better gift than the gift of a child and Make sure I don't get a little fucking choked up Saying my two oldest grow up into the people that they are and to the people that they have Become is my happy right like my I Can be proud of my daughter she is An example to my youngest of What being a woman and our family is and will be My son The same he's an example of what a Man with the last name heart should be and will be and it's tough Cuz like damn, you know this house about to get It's about to get quiet It's about to get quiet so I don't think I don't think that I've Completely processed that yet like you know when your kids go away from school Does the chance they might not come back and what I mean by come back is like they may go somewhere and they may fall in love with The town the city and that could be life right and then you're looking at holidays whatever, but you had to be supportive of whatever that is like they I have two four-fledged young adults. So as a father. I don't I don't guide with what I want them to do for the best or For what I think will create the best for me. I want them to do things for the best them and it's like They're just starting to kind of lay that shit out and That's that's the tough part. It is so I so funny like watching yourself I'm sure like going from being a kid to then a parent and you're watching your kids now leave And you're like I know this supposed to be such a fun time, but I'm also like You're gonna handle it and like obviously you love them so much But yeah, that like empty nest or feeling obviously I know you've other kids But like when you're Losing even one to leaving the house it changes the dynamics so intensely. It's tough because my their younger brother and sister Look up to them so much as well. So you know the impact that it's going to have on them like it's a trickle effect It's not just not just me and Nico and your mom. It's like There's a there's a trickle effect, you know Where's where's have where's do like when they come like they all that energy all of that? Like the want to grow up or be cool. They follow their brothers and sisters So when that's not there. That's a void is dynamic. Yeah, in honor of your wife and your daughters I'm gonna test your knowledge of girlhood today. Okay. Oh God. I'm gonna show you a picture You're just gonna tell me what you think it is. Okay, right ready? Okay That's a rose Try again You can do it that is The patella Kevin that is Wait, no, that's makeup thing. Yes. Yes. That's the makeup thing. It's a beauty blender Rose this doesn't look like a fucking rose. It looks like the cult. Is that not Kevin. All right. Oh shit. Next That's the vagina plot This is a tampon applicator. Kevin or the vagina plug. Okay, ready. Oh Boy these are the no-seems The the the sticky wonder woman's right you slap them on top so you can look like wonder woman and fight crumb nipple cover There you go. Oh Boy, oh, this is a tough one This is a Perf control kit To be fair this looks a little X-ray S but but look at this thing like what could this be? That's a semen checker It's a pimple pack. God damn it. Come on Kevin. All right. Sorry. I mean next. Oh Yeah, you know this this is an alarm clock. Oh That's an alarm clock your family right now is screaming at the TV does Wait no hands Yeah, yeah, yeah, I let me drop my gel on my hands Kevin and I need to look at the time at the top ready. Oh Boy That's the enemy That's mr. Fix it. I know that guy Hey, man, what are you doing here? Well, apparently you didn't get the job done So I've been called upon that's Mr. Get it done right here - Mr. - A vibrator. - Yeah. - You know what this is. - Oh, I know what that is. - Yes. - That's the, get my eyes together. - Yup. - Right, I got a flat in the brow, the lash. - Flat in the brow. - I gotta make these things flicker. - You are referring to an eyelash curler here, Mr. Hart. - Yes. - Oh boy. - Oh, this is a, this is the testicle holder. You gotta put them in there and let's see 'em. - You've seen this on your wife before. - I ain't never seen that on my own. She ain't had no testicle holder. - Kevin? - No, okay, the picture's as large. That's the thing for your feet. You put the, you put that, your toes in there. - Good job. - So your toes get hit. - Last one. - The way you had it. Oh no. (laughs) Oh no. This is the, the max water pressure shower head 2000 to give you the extra burst you need for those women that are navigating. - It's a diffuser for a hair dryer. - God dammit, okay. - Okay, that wasn't bad. - It wasn't bad. - You're not useless. - I got a lot of them. - And at least you're funny. - I got a lot of them though. - You, you, you got some of them. - And if I asked your wife to roast you. - Yes. - What do you think she would say? - Unroastable. - She would not say that. - She would say the coolest fucking guy ever. She would go, you know what? I would roast them. - But I love them. - But I fucking love them to death. - What jokes would you make if you had to roast yourself? - Am I to roast myself? - Mm-hmm. - I made this joke in my state of special. - It's becoming true, my balls dropped. Not as long ago. - No one knows that though. - But if I had to talk about myself, I got the hell's going on there. Click clacker. - That's what you're worried about. The streaming trust. - Yeah, that's what I'm like. - It's all tracking. - Yes, or I will go, or I will go my toenails. I don't have the best toenails. - Come on. - Get them done. - No, we're past that. - Okay. - You're that bad? - I mean, a couple of them are. - You were announced as the latest subject of the Netflix rose. - Yes. - How are you feeling? - Feeling fucking great. - You feel good. - I can't wait. - On Instagram, you said, "I'm not even close to scared." This is what I do, mother fucker. - That's right. - What are you hoping for out of the experience? - I'm hoping to not just have a good time, but like, I'm hoping for a table of hard-hitting, hard-edge comedy, right? Like, I think, I think, doing a roast, you always gotta expect some blood, but being a comedian and being able to, like, set the tone and being able to sit there and then having the opportunity to go last. Well, that's fun. That's fun. - Is there anything that would actually hurt your feeling? - No. Have at it. Say what you want. Have at it. 'Cause I'm gonna say what I want. I'm gonna say what I want. See, I've been doing this for so long that, you know, the brand of Kevin Hart, sorry to go third person, has become pretty big. So because of the brand aspect attached to me in business and opportunity, I got commercial in places where I had to, because that's the direction that I was going and rightfully so, very happy the decisions I made. But, you can't forget my roots. Like, this is what I do. This is where I started. Like, ground zero is snapping and Jones and hitting people below the belt. That's the good stuff. And I think doing that, they're giving a world an opportunity to see that and laugh at it. Like, I don't give a fuck, say what you want. - I laugh. - Yes, laugh. - You obviously have roasted people. So, in honor of this exciting occasion, I'm gonna give you the opportunity to a quick rapid fire roast of some celebrities. Quick rapid fire. Like, one-liners, like, this is all fun games. No one's gonna get their feelings hurt. We're gonna have fun. Ready? - Go ahead. - Timothy Chaleme. - Timothy Chaleme. The body of a German woman. (laughing) - Elon Musk. - Elon Musk. God, what do you say about Elon Musk, man? There's so much happening that he glitches with the normal shit. It was like, "Elon, how was your day?" - You're like, "Yeah, get in here. What are you?" So, you're feeling, man. But he's such a genius, though. So, I would say, I would say the occasional glitch, the glitcher, the glitcher. - Nick Cannon. - Nick Cannon. - Spurm diffuser. - Oh my God. - Who, who, who? - Oh, Spurm can't get up there. (laughing) Who don't have hoeing swimmers? I'll show you. I think Nick has the cold. Like, Nick knows. - He knows. - He knows. That what you wanna, you wanna girl? Right left, right left, left, left, left. Up, down, up, down. There she is. - Where? - Where? - Where? - It's a fucking girl, man. Why don't you do that? You wanna boy? - Right, right, right, right, right. Two left, down, down, down, up, bow. Man, man, oh, so fucking boy. How does he do it, man? He's got the cold. - Holy shit. - Yeah, he's got the cold. - Patrick Mahomes. - Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn't go with his body. Like, you expect, you expect Patrick's is like, come on, hey man, look. We gonna play hard, we gonna do it. Patrick, what's the game plan today? Hey. Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars. Fuck, man. Pointing the wrong time. Bruno, Bruno, Bruno missed his calling, man. Bruno's problem is with his parents. He's pissed. The fuck didn't y'all have me into 60s and 70s for her? Like, he's, I should have been back there with those guys. Man, he's got everything. Robert Pattinson. - Robert Patterson. - Patterson. - Pat Pattinson. - Patterson. I think I'm still Team Jacob. So I don't know, man. - Machine gun Kelly. - Machine gun Kelly. The product of a wrong tattoo choice. There's nothing he can do now. There's nothing he can do about it. He can't cover it up, he can't do anything. It is what it is. It's, he has a goddamn, he has a full-fledged shirt. Tattooed on him. Just a dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. We gotta, everybody's gotta accept it. I know, my loving, such a good dude too. I would never say anything. If he, he took me and he never asked me. What do you think about that too? I'm like, I think he fucking did the right thing. I think he fucking nailed it. (gentle music) - Let's talk about your upcoming series, Funny AF. - Yes. - What can you tell us about it? - What can I tell you about Funny AF about time? - Come on. - You're like, cut down. - Horatious. - Enough with my watches. - Funny AF, man. An amazing series that I do with Netflix. And this is about me finding the next wave of talent within comedy, you know, we, one of the search high and low and give the opportunity of a lifetime through a competition for a comedian to walk away with an hour special on Netflix. And we wanna allow, you know, the world to interact. We wanna allow you to vote to be a part of it and help us crown who can be and should be the next face in comedy. And I think, you know, for me at this stage in my career, it's about me helping others. It's about me really trying to do my part and getting this next generation to the next stage. - So it's a good idea. - Yeah, so that's what it is, man. I got the amazing comedians that helped me in doing so. But especially, it's really good. A lot of real, real funny people on this. - What do you tend to look for, like quality wise, in up and coming comics? - What I tend to look for, personality, of course, stage presence, right? You wanna see a star quality, but at the end of the day, you wanna see people that aren't afraid to be themselves on stage. And I think that's the hardest code to crack in comedy, right? Figuring out how to be yourself, how to be uniquely you, and understanding that that's what audiences resonate with. - Yeah. - And I think once you crack that code, it becomes easier for you to churn. It becomes easier. - How much grace do you give them for bombing a set? - A lot. This isn't a series where I'm looking to highlight the bad, right? I'm also gonna protect those that may not have had the best set. Everything doesn't need to be showcased. And for, I'm not looking at ruined careers, I'm looking to make them. So I think when you have that attitude and that outlook, you can do no wrong. There is no meter of bad. to sway to. Well, I'm excited because I just feel like we obviously have so many competition shows, but this obviously we don't have, and we have so many singing things, which I love, like who doesn't love watching the voice, who doesn't watch American Idol, and it's so fun. But I think kind of similar to social media, so many people are getting discovered in ways that you have access to, and I think this will be cool to see a saturated amount of really talented people. And with your guidance, I'm excited. Well, I think, you know, we've never had a raw comedy series with competition, right? Everybody's had to scale back, everybody's had to, you know, corporate it up or clean it up. So I think, you know, and allowing people to be 1000% authentic to who they are and true to who they are, it just gives a nice little level of freshness to it. What do you hope your legacy in comedy is? What do I hope my legacy in comedy is? It's a great question. I don't think it's for me to define, right? Like I think, it's my job to do the work and have a crazy resume and a crazy book with amazing chapters of success, ups, downs, failures, wins. And then when it's all said and done, you can throw all of this shit on the table. You can siphere through it and go, oh my God, I forgot he did holy shit. That's right. He did do this. God, like this is crazy from a catalog, like I thought about it the other day. I have a, I have a comedy catalog, a stand up comedy catalog that's nine hours, right? Nine hours of stand up comedy that really show my progression in life, good and bad. It's all there on stage. I've been able to tap into every lane within entertainment, movies, TV, action, action, comedy, adventure, animation, drama, drama, like there's unscripted TV to unscripted documentary move, like there's an author. Then you go to business like there's so much that I've been fortunate and blessed enough to do. I just hope that when it's all said and done, there's a conversation of realization and it's celebrated. And I hope that enough of it is visible and surpass whatever the fuck this is that I've done. Like that's what's supposed to happen. It's supposed to be a baton that's past and somebody, somebody grabs it and does the unthinkable. Somebody sees the example of so many and goes, oh, I can do that. And I'm going to make a left and then I'm going to go up the hill and I'm going to do more. It is cool to like when you, obviously you, people look at you now and you're Kevin Hart, but I think a lot of times what we don't think about is the beginning days of like how things were hard and you had to grind to make it and you know that story and you remember that part of yourself. And I think to know that trajectory for yourself, you obviously had people that you looked up to that you're like, I can do this because I've watched X amount of people be able to do a certain form of whatever. And I think you're right. It's like having people now younger that are like, I want to do what Kevin Hart has done. I think that's such a testament to like the amount you've been able to do and not just get pigeonholed into just comedy, like you're, you've kind of done everything. And that doesn't dilute anything you've done, which I think is really cool as a performer. Because I think sometimes we think like I want to be known for this one thing. And so sometimes people get really in their fucking head like, well, I can't do that because then it's going to take away from this. And I feel like you're kind of a great exception to that rule where you've really dipped your toe into every lane and succeeded there and you've been kind of rewarded for it and people love you for it. I think, you know, a lot of stuff that I did was going against the traditional conversation, right? Like there's a traditional model, there's an expectation within that model of what you're supposed to do and what's enough and what's too much. And I disregarded all of that and I chose the concept of as much as I can because why not, right? Like why not and who says and, you know, I remember there was a time where I was doing like three movies a year and I was touring at the same time and doing a TV show like there was a, there was a run where I was a, I was a fucking monster and my, in my prime, I was a monster. Like in the, let me explain wave, we were doing arenas and I was selling out three, four shows that a arena is doing two shows a night and a arena is like, I mean, the volume of work that I was doing, I'm never going to duplicate that again. Never, can I never will I, right? Now I think I'm more seasoned than I've ever been. I think I am so well crafted within the craft, surgical almost. But I noted the moment of whoa is gone and now I'm chasing different variations of a high and it comes just within completion, right? Like what am I trying to complete? You know, at the end of the day, I have nine hours, okay, ten is a great number, it's ten it. Within movies, what am I looking to do? What, what opportunities am I looking to create or give, where am I looking to challenge myself? Am I looking to have fun? Am I looking to enjoy the thing that I do at 50 years old, where do I want to be? Where do I want to be comfortable bowing down, bowing out like all these things are my new focus of, of thought, right? Like if you, if you don't think about what's happening up there at the curve, when you get there, it may be a fucking cliff. You may fall off the cliff. So, so I'm, I'm very adamant about my approach to my do now and just thinking about the years before and just thinking about the earlier time, it's a little mind blowing, it's, it's a little mind blowing, which is, which is why I'm so energized just to bring it for a circle within helping this next way. Like, I, I want so many to see and do or get their version of that because it's the dope it should ever, so I want to see other people, I want to see other people win that. I mean, that's really commendable because like you could just sail off and have fun with your cars and your watches and your family. And that is, it's cool to see people in your position like actually be interested in lifting other people up because there can be ego, like I don't want people to do 10 hours and I only had not whatever it is. And it's like, I do think that's kind of the beauty of every time I've ever gotten to speak to someone who is like, I, this was the craziest like, I don't even like saying prime. Like this was like the crazy is like height of my career. A lot of the people like, as fun as that was, I'm so much happier now because I can like see it all. I can like see myself, I can see my life and my career in the same time. And a lot of times when you're in your prime, you have to just black the fuck out and just go, go, go, which isn't bad. Just you have perspective on the other side to the fact that you're able to give that to these young comedians. That's invaluable. So, I think it goes within, you know, anybody in any aspect of career, entertainment, business corporate, whatever, it doesn't matter. When you're in your, I call it jello, when you're in the jello, like that prime phase of, oh my god, you don't see it. You don't realize it's going so fast that you're in it. It's like if you're having a good run and you're not, you're not clocking it, you're not, you're not tracking the miles, but you feel so good on a run and your best run you'll look up and you'll stop, you'll turn around and you go, fuck, I didn't know, I went that far. Wow, I didn't know. I did this far and then you'll go back and you'll finish the run and you'll say, what was that? Like, how far do you think I ran and when you finally get the tally, it's 12 miles, 10 miles. Oh, god, I didn't feel that. Now granted, somebody tells you to go run 12 miles and you know the number, you're going by amen. It's not going to be the same run. It's going to be a little struggle for you in the beginning stages when things started going and they took off. It's not until you got comfortable and said that you look back and it was like, oh my god. Holy shit. It was doing and my listeners were, and now you're comfortable in your set and it's [BLANK_AUDIO] different thing and it's a different approach, but you can't see it when it's happening. - You can't. - You can't. - And it's also a little hard to appreciate. - One thousand percent. - 'Cause you're just like also kind of in a mode that you can't, yeah, you can't take it in. - Yeah. - And that's hard. - I gotta do it so I gotta go. - It's hard. - I can't stop, I can't sit there. - I know. - I can't appreciate that. If I do that, then how am I gonna do this? I gotta fucking go. I gotta be like an engine. I gotta keep going, keep going. That's what it is. - No, it's such a crazy ride and you've had such and continue to have such an amazing career. I was like so excited to meet you today because one, I was like, I wanted to just have fun 'cause I'm like, the world is just always so crazy and I feel like we need like fun episodes like this to just make people laugh if they're at work or wherever the fuck they are listening to us and watching this. But then also the serious side of you because you are such a business man and you've had such success and I have so much respect for you and I've had such a great time today. Like that was fun. - If nothing else, I want you to take away to be, I think the biggest is my quads are coming, right? Like let's just, let's just get our priorities right. - Let's just get it. My quads are coming. - The quads, right? - The balls have dropped. The quads are cute. - But the quads, like literally this summer could be the summer of all summer. - Okay. - All right. From a career aspect, really focused on helping and creating the opportunities for the next wave. I'm very like much happy with what I've done and where I am and I want to see if other people, that's where the business side comes in. Okay. I think the last one golf is about to get sexy and it's not by accident, right? So there's a shirt that I think I'm doing 'cause they don't do tank tops and golf and I don't want to do that. But I am going to cut the sleeve off. 'Cause I feel like when I'm hitting this club, I'm hitting it correctly and whoever I'm golfing against gets to see this arm, gets to see it a little bare. Well, that's intimidating. - You think that's a good idea? - Right. That's intimidating. Now, granted, I may not be able to get on some of these country club courses just because board drove, et cetera. But you get what I'm going. I'm just trying to figure out where he's a break ground. - You're trying to bring everything you've got to really throw people off, to really get your game going. - Yeah, you got it. - Live love laugh. - Thank you. It's not that hard. - You're going to make golf sexy. That's got to be some type of title for this episode. Don't you think? - It will be. By the way, don't repeat that again until I copyright it. - Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Just make sure you're trying to get that down. - Right, that down. Let's get that IP. Let's get a little trademark in here. That's your whole-- - Oh, I'm going to get it in a hole. - Oh, okay. Kevin Hart, thank you so much for coming. I call it out. This truly was so fun. - Thank you. (upbeat music)