Kens Vaping Again, Security Camera Scare, & Wildfire In Evans Town!

Ken, how has your vape journey been? I fell off the wagon. [screaming] I was kind of like a coming out party for you there. Do you have a military? They just have a bunch of muskets. [laughing] People do ask what I am. Like, what are you? Why are you so dark? And I'm like, no, I'm half black. How about the security cam footage of Gavin Ealing food? He is really lucky. So lucky. All right. Where's that mica guy? I'll just run it a little late. Bringing a cat to the farm. I don't know if that's you. Oh, no, we are getting that cat. Dude, the farm is becoming a straight up farm. It is. I am all for that cat. Like, it's just gonna get rid of the mice. Then maybe we can not have the-- There's no way that cat is going to get rid of all the mice. Cats ferocious. You didn't-- did you see it? Doesn't look that ferocious. Just a kitten right now. If they don't get rid of the mice, our new Highlander cows will for sure scare them off. Or new Highlander cows. Oh, it's nice. I like the sounds of that. But it's EJ's new Highlander cows. It doesn't feel that way. Dude, I spend like an hour and a half a day with these Highlander cows. Like, whether I'm getting them hay, fresh water, all this. And I have two other guys helping me out. Oh, yeah, they're your Highlander cows. It's a lot of work. The only guy you should be looking at right now is your business partner. Yeah, and I was feeding them last night. What about the other? What about the other seven nights? Well, we weren't here for some of them, and then-- Have you been stepping out or stepping up? I've been stepping towards. He helped me one time. I asked him to move the ring camera, and it was like the biggest thing. Well, I moved it at the time. He's going right here, man. I can't. It's just staring at a tree. I had already moved it. And I was like, oh, god, now I got to do it again. Yeah, go on. Yeah, so we got too many Highlander cows. Have you guys-- actually, they haven't seen the video. It's coming out on Thursday this week. Essentially, me and Ryan went down, and we picked up two mini Highlander cows from the airport. They had these things cargoed in, like, in a cargo plan, flown in, and we picked them up from the airport, put one of them in the Sprinter van, drove four hours. The other one did not want to get out of his kennel. You'll meet that one, and then, yeah, pulled the little prank on the boys on C.J. and Ken. But I gifted him to C.J. I'm C.J.'s best man, and his soon-to-be wife was posting on Instagram, dropping hints that, like, hey, C.J., you should buy me this as a wedding gift. The best man had to come through. Got a mini Highlander cow, which is super hard to get. They're like, yeah, they're super rare. Like, nice ones, like, what we got. Yeah. They're super rare. They came from Seattle. Pure bread, dude. And they are incredible. And they're about this tall. Crazy Lydia, John. She absolutely loves them, though. I mean, like, every night after work, she's there. She's got, like, a chair now that she sits. And she sits there with them. I saw her driving in the other night. And I was like, what is she doing? Bobby Jr., he, like, just stands right next to her. And we'll just, like, just stand right next to her the whole time. And, uh, drywall, he'll just, like, rest his head in her lab. Like, they love her. Oh. Absolutely love her. Well, they are-- I mean, they love everything. They love everything. They are very trusting, which, you know, we told them on the way here. We said, hey, Bobby, you're a great little, little cow. But, you know, there's some-- there's some bad apples out in the world. You know, you can't be trusting of everyone. Yeah. No, but I do agree. It feels like everyone has been helping to some degree. And everyone cares about them. I can tell, just, like, even, like, big ranch. Like, when I drive in saying the morning to go, like, check on them or whatever, he's already out there, like, just kind of, like, looking at him, like-- Making sure they're good. Just making sure they're good. And then, like, he went and got him a fan and, like, put it up on the fence. And I feel like we're first-time parents all together. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Everybody's just really hyper-focused on him. But everyone has, like, a different parenting style. Like, it's actually funny to see. And we've never really had to all take care of a living being. It isn't new. You know, it's a good thing I was thinking about that. And everyone, when I would tell people the idea of, like, yeah, we're-- I'm surprising the boys, but mostly CJ, with these too many Highlander cows. They're always like, well, what are you guys going to do with them? And I'm like, well, after the surprise, we're going to just bring them to the farm, build them a barn, and take care of them, and let them live their lives. And they'll just be characters in the videos moving forward of just, like, we'll go and-- Don't be bad. Go and say hi. Yeah. They're like, how are you going to, like, take care of them? I'm like, valid questions. I'm like, valid. Is it that crazy to believe that we can take care of two cows? But the-- everyone that I told seemed to have zero faith in us. But I think we've been doing a great job so far. We're about a week in. We're just happy. They're happy. Like I said, healthy. Some of us have been doing a great job. Some of us have been spending a lot of time taking care of them. Others have been moving. Some people will go and pet them when they walk by. But, dude, I haven't even been able to go to the gym at this week. Not once, because I don't have time. But-- Because it's got a child. No, I know. Cowboys don't go to the gym. It's really tough. Yeah, I know. I just got to throw a-- You think it'll work on the land. Throw a haybills. Yeah, CJ's up there in the morning. Throw a haybills. When I was carrying buckets of water last night, I was like, well, I guess this is a workout. I was doing, like, laps filling up their little pool and shit. But yeah, they are great. I do love them. CJ, who have you felt that hasn't stepped up in this cow endeavor? You mentioned twice. Some people have been taking care of some. I don't know. I just haven't seen-- I just, you know, the people that have really been doing a good job is Kirin and Damien. I would say I'm next in line as, like, obviously, spending a lot of time taking care of them. Otherwise, I don't know if anyone else is really like-- You did set up the fence so Ryan on that first day. Set up the fence, spent eight hours shopping for shit for them, drove 45 minutes of the vet to pick up their stuff, talked to a vet who customized for going hard. And Ryan will say, the uncle, that gets no credit. I'm the fucking guy. Like, I would have been the most adamant on we should not get these cows because I didn't want to take care of them. I was worried about the living creature factor of this. So it's stressful, dude. I just want to make sure they're comfortable and happy. The reality of it is, is that they're pretty high maintenance right now. Yeah, no. They have to be bottle fed right now, actually. Twice a day. Twice a day. And then that's for the next month and a half. And then once they're three, four months old, then they're just kind of chilling. Yeah, once a day or so. They just eat the lead hay and kind of be more normal cows. Lot less maintenance. Yeah, but they're cute little fuckers now. Bobby, you have been asking for these. I don't know if I ever asked for it. How many times did he say somebody should give us high land cows? I want them, but I don't-- It's like a dog. Like, I want a dog, but also-- Are you backing out on it now? No, I'm not, though. That's the thing is, like, I wouldn't take it back now. But you guys first thought that thing. I wouldn't change. I wouldn't give them back, but, man. So you're saying I should cancel the chickens that you've also been talking about what we should get? See, chickens may provide a little bit more use, but also-- Bobby, I feel like they're a little bit less work, maybe? I don't know. But I wouldn't take them back for anything. And at this point, if we're going to have people in place to take care of them, let's just say a farm hand, you might as well have more animals. Because two little highlander cows is pretty light work for a full-time job. What kind of animals are we thinking here? Then I think you'd have to do chickens. Like they're useful. You get fresh eggs. Why do you think I started with bees? Low maintenance. You went from low maintenance to-- You're arguably highest maintenance. The cheapest low maintenance to the most expensive high maintenance. How expensive do one of these cattle cost? Explain. So like I said, these mini highland cows are super sought after. And they're damn near made in a lap of making these highland cows from a normal highlander cow into a mini highlander cow, what it is. I don't know all the genetics of it and how all the breeding goes and the IVF and et cetera. But these mini highlander cows, they're rare because of just what they are. And they are so expensive. Discussingly expensive. I was pretty surprised when Taylor told us. I was like, "Cheese." So one of these highlander cows cost, I believe, like $25,000 a piece in cents. That's not what we paid. We got a smoke and deal for two of them. And that was part of the reason why. I wouldn't have done it at $25,000. I love you, Siege, but not that. $25,000. Not 50 grand worth. That's insane. Yeah, it's insane. Pretty cool, though. It's pretty cool that they're like that. They're bougie little bastards. And they have a crazy lineage. Their dad is like a $10 million bowl or something like that. Someone was saying super, super sought after for-- Like people who rode out. So you know all the pictures of highland cows. That Ben has hung up around his house. I do. I have two of them in my house. I wonder if that's their grandpa. That'd be sick. It'd be so sick. But the legendary big highlander cows that are like super photographed and hanging up in houses, that's their grandpa, I think, or great grandpa. But like the lineage of it. And then also their brother and sisters, or brothers, are Jake Paul's cause. Yep. They're relatives. No, I really do love them though. I just want to make sure we get a good proper setup for them like a good barn and like You know proper fangs I give them give them a lot of room to run and do their thing once they kind of grow up and are out of this Infant stage, but they get to like 30 to 36 inches tall and They obviously get super hairy super fluffy and then they grow They're horns so they were asking us like do you want us to burn the horns off? So they can't grow the horns and I was like no, I feel like you have to you have to have the horns like that's that's the look So the hair goes over the eyes they can't barely see and then they got the massive horns, but they're minis So they're like this tall, but they'll grow outward. They'll get wide But they don't really grow so they're kind of the Evan Evan builds and then they'll have the horns Sorry, I feel about this that you haven't said a single word. I'll pot F's been F's honestly I take back what I said everyone's been helping F's been there with me helping why assumed you weren't talking about me I thought I was just can't yeah But yeah, it's been it's been pretty crazy Spenny did you go out to get milk? No, I didn't get I didn't try to milk them There's only one other that's actually funny so so many people and every time we tell someone about how we have the cows Everyone wants to come and see them and Scott from Red River was there with his wife He's getting dropped off because he'd take one of our cars and his kids are in the back seat and they go They have cows. Let's go see the cows like they're all excited and one of the little one goes can I milk it? And I go now it's it's a boy cow and they go why can't I milk the boy cow and Both me and his mom looked at each other one. Hmm. How do we explain this one? It was like a classic little kid thing. Why can't you milk a male cow? What Spenny look can I guess I've I haven't tried Not gonna try either so yesterday we were we had to give them their shots and It was tough as hell trying to find a vet around here to like kind of help us out Mm-hmm, but I got one on the phone Ryan wind picked up the vaccines I was hoping they'd come out. It sounded like they were gonna come out and do it themselves. There's like oh no you just come pick them up. So Ryan wind got them I had my cousin come autumn who grew up on a farm because like I don't know how to give a vaccine to a cow We have three of them for each of them so like me and Evan were like holding it and they didn't really like the vaccines But what she started telling us was like well, you what are you gonna do about the balls? Like you're gonna have to get rid of the balls and we're like what like no, we're not getting rid of their balls Like that's just why would we do that? That's crazy and then big ranchers like if you don't get rid of the balls They're gonna turn mean when they get older. I mean he said aggressive. It doesn't necessarily mean But I just I'm just torn off like I don't really want to get rid of their balls I just feel like that's just too far taking their man like what do you love these guys are not you know like We already gave him a vaccine Well, that was all the fence about that. Yeah, they did ask they asked me that before they were like Do you want us to burn the horns and do you want to cut the balls and I was like I'm gonna let their dad make that decision Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, so yes pretty torn up about it keeping the balls though. I don't know. I mean it's Yeah, I don't know if I want to do if we don't like we can sell the sperm then it's always about money with you Ken You don't care about their balls if we keep it though then we can sell the sperm and then we can make sure more little mini Highland how are you gonna get the sperm Ken they did mention that us breeding Highland mini Highland cows sounds like a shit Don't know. Oh my gosh. Of course Ken is pro balls One at least drywalls dad. Yeah, he's all about the balls now. That's lineage right there Yeah, that's the one thing that one vet was all pissed off about to me that they still had the balls. Yeah really I was like I don't know is that a personal parent decision. I mean, when is the right time to cut them like with dogs? You want to wait like a year? Well, you don't want to be in a full grown human man And then you got to get your freaking skin snitch. They let a couple a couple months. Oh she said we are like a month man It's like every every other vet Yeah, as though has like a different opinion on these things and like it seems like you don't really know much about them being that they're like These rare little animals. I haven't gotten one straight answer. It's like no. No, you can't feed them hand Then it's like yes, let me give them a little bit of hay. I'm like, whoa, so which one is stepping out? I'm uncle now. I'll come in and play with them. Yeah, they're cute little Yeah, that's the point. I was taking two Ryan, you know, and the funkel show up give a little head scratch maybe a little belly rub and then I'm out Uncle shouldn't be there making decisions like do they get to keep their balls or not, you know, that's for their dad Yeah, I don't know comment down below. Do you think we got to keep their knots or Or I mean, I don't know. It's like the professionals are like you want to get rid of those soon I'm not too worried about Bobby, but drywall is a little little feisty and once he gets some horns bigger We're gonna have to put up a sender block wall to keep them in dude. Yeah, so once he gets horns then he's gonna be, you know Who knows what he's gonna be doing? I was trying to bottle feed him last night I was bottle feeding drywall and then Bobby's over here trying to like steal the bottle out of his mouth If you have one bottle, it's not it's tough to get jealous Same with food. You'll give him two things of the same food and then if one of them is this They just want to go to that one. I'm like bro, you got the same thing right here They do say that they're like goats in the aspect that you need to So when I was like looking into it, they're like well, I'm glad there's two We don't want to say you one was we have to say to the breeders request was to sell two to make sure that they're not alone Little companion the boys they are buddies. Yeah, always peeing on each other pooping on each other. Yeah, they're just brothers Seeds were you worried about them being outside with the air quality this way? Yeah, it's just been it's been kind of stressed So like I'm thinking about them all the time like I'm just like a hot like Okay, let's go change the water out. I hope they're not too hot like let's get one of those little pools in there Do they have enough shade? Well, it's good. I mean before you have a child. Hopefully this can work some of the Some of the kinks out, but with the uh with with the smoke if you guys seen that the big fires. I'll come I'm kind of by you have I gotta look at this right here. They say that The air quality chart 301 to 500 is hazardous and right now at my house. It's 1134 holy shit So it's double what is considered hazardous what probably want to get home a stab huh? How smokey is it like how far can you see the targets? I'm just seeing like snapchats But I mean it's like the equivalent of driving in a dense fog Like nicky sending me snaps and it's like you can see the tail lights of the vehicles like a little weight So where are these fires? Yeah, where so there there's some fires that are by Ely, Minnesota And then there's also fires in western Ontario than they're just kind of all combining together It's up with all these there's always a fire in Canada, but having one Higher than shit. Yeah, and Ely's normal boundary waters and Ely. I mean it just what happens is I heard it Somebody who ignites it on accident. I heard his lightning lightning. Yeah, all right, which makes no sense because If it's lightning out, isn't it raining? I have always wondered about that if if it's not like a lightning strike on the back end of the storm Or if it just gets ripping because it's so dry which is crazy because it's been raining non-stop here Their house is dry. I it's not very dry down here, but up there must be But it's interesting because everyone always has an opinion on these fires. I feel like Whether it be bad forestry management, whether it be you know all these different things not logging it and whatever But Ken's brother is a logger and literally went to school for Arborism arborist he's an arborist something around those lines something with arbor in front of it And anyway, he his like talked about what they do like Canada like sprays the forest with glass fate Which is like a chemical to get them the forest to grow cleaner So they can go in and then log them easier and then in Minnesota since it's like protected area They won't let them log it so the forest overgrow and the nature's way of clearing them out is a fire So it's just kind of like a it's it's a bit of a double-edged sword every time I hear about this There's like two sides arguing with each other about why the fires exist dude It's so hard to put a freaking fire out too Ben and I know yeah exactly you guys we need to we need to donate some shirts to that area So everyone's oh yeah, just everyone starts whappin it with their shirt. Yeah, I posted that video on the Instagram and it got 4.6 million views 3.6 of them are calling you and I it's yeah the other million the other million are like Yo, that was mad impressive like I can't believe they got that out. What were we supposed to do exactly? That's my point. Yeah, most of them fired up that you just didn't call the fire department We did so that's the thing they were mad about something you did. I saw there was a video with one of the Minneapolis news stations They went up to and they interviewed like the forest management guy up in Ely and he said that fire might burn until it snows Yeah, I didn't see that. I don't know. You think he was being a little dramatic seems like he's been a little dramatic It is pretty remote there and a lot of that stuff is hard to access so I kind of understand it Oh, I'm sure up in the boundary waters. Yeah, is it in the boundary waters? Yeah, yeah What are they doing about that only by plane right? Yeah, I plan the helicopter looks crazy dude crazy videos of it Pop up some picks of that. Have you guys seen the video of the train? Yeah, oh, I saw that yeah, that was crazy. They were so calm because they were it seemed like they were waiting for the other train to pass So that way the tracks would turn and then they could get moving again. Is that yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't know a hundred percent Context I just saw like that's what it appeared to be pulling up here for you guys. So they're sitting in It's like out of a fucking a movie. Yeah, I actually didn't really think that they're sitting real This could potentially overtake Gus here. This is getting a little scary This video recorded by the social crew in rural Ontario, Canada Monday. So it appears there's stuck Waiting for another train to pass so that way they can get going on the tracks But there's wildfires all around them. What you're in a metal box that like doesn't burn But how long until it gets hot you have nowhere to go too. You're stuck What about all the hoses that it takes to run the train all the electrical they could also have a barrels of oil on the back Okay, y'all need to hurry up here like seriously, we're in I do love just how to chill that guys But he's like he literally says this might overtake us and it's just flames Yeah, they're in the middle of fire Dude, I think that was what they would do that. That was a little through that I suppose if you're going fast I don't know. Maybe you don't know it's there and then you come up on it What about like you're on trees that are falling down. It's crazy, dude. I don't know. That's a good point I feel like the fire could warp the tracks or maybe do something to like the ties and it's a good point, dude I don't know, but yeah, the actual the actual whales That's not the easiest. I don't know if you guys have burned railroad ties, but they are made to not burn They can burns. Well, they've got so many chemicals in them to make them not burn really Well, that's just filled with it. Well, you didn't see on that was I think I was like You guys gonna get going like you could tell they were getting nervous They're like that was at the part where they finally see the train coming so they can get moving again But he's like kind of swearing at them and stuff. Let me see some some picks of like the boundary waters I'm trying to find some good ones, but they're it's all kind of like just smoke. I saw one of like a It must have been a commercial airplane going over what was probably Ontario of the smoke Illowing above the clouds, so it had to have been getting into like the jet stream that one. Yeah, this is so gnarly It's just like two fires two massive fires right now. That is under bay and it seems like a Michigan's getting like the Brun end of it, right Wisconsin to New York is kind of just bad. So I saw a new story about how the air has a certain Equivalent to smoking cigarettes right now right now. Yeah shit like when you're outside It has the same particles in it of PM 2.5 How many six like if you're chilling outside for an hour, you can kind of hear it in my voice like yeah I think that was the bender that we were on. Yeah, we did just yeah So Evan you said yours is that 11 11.45 I believe it was if you're exposed to that for 24 hours It's like you've smoked 44 cigarettes 44 cigarettes, that's a Saturday night in the garage Yeah, that's so bad so I mean down here was in the like five hundreds so we'll say five hundred twenty four hours Well, it's like 15 cigarettes. Yeah, it's a pack. Nikki sent me a snap this morning and her eyes are just Rather than the shipping container. Oh, she's like, yeah, we're probably we're probably gonna go somewhere this weekend I was thinking that when you were like yeah, I'm gonna go home. I'm like they should probably come here. It's clear here Yeah, I was a hard thing. I just haven't been home for a while, but I know and I'm kind of the guy's like little fucking smoking Like I got a mole my lawn like I have shit. I need to do and then now I'm Kind of like gonna about it. Yeah, maybe it's not good Like did you I know your sister just had a kid the day like Leave the area then no they're they're holding tight. It's like staying inside air purifiers But I was thinking that too. I'm like well just go home and swing through Walmart and grab an air purifier But they're not You get one here. Yeah, but I don't think we have to go too far like I think even our cabin would like be a considerable Upgrade still like bad, but you're not downwind, but I think it would yeah, knock the chart down a few hundred points Yeah, so what's gonna make a couple cigarettes off get you a couple free ones? You just can't smoke any extra cigarettes this weekend And then you'll be or are you guys familiar with fight fire with fire? I mean, and they said it's like COVID the people that didn't get COVID or were at least affected were the smoking How do you think it comes as two cigarettes? Or do you think there's like an overlap? Well, I mean the cigarettes have a filter so it's pretty much Yeah, they're eliminating the smoke I think. Yeah, there you go. What's it? What's it level out to smoking a vape the vapes don't have a filter in them though Well, like cigarettes do It's your technically healthy and Ken how has your vape journey been? I fell off the wagon You did in one thing heavily in Vegas. I just hit a couple times Wait, did you buy one or did Greg Greg Greg Bob one yeah, right? Greg did a lot of shit that Ken didn't have anything to do with but what's your excuse? We're at the out-bastry yesterday. Oh, you're hitting a yesterday. Oh, it's our Gavin's in front of Bobby It was just one bad example for drywall Ken. You really is a bad dad Hey, Ben said I bought these cows for CJ, so no, I threw you in there too Not now rewind it. I'll take a take. I'll take drywall under my wing. Ken. I think that we should go in on a couple of hogs You guys should get hard oh pigs. I don't know and those you just feed them slop for a year and then you make some bacon and You wash your hands as come up from the bar lay downs or rolling around end up sleeping in like you're like a light pork though I'd much rather get like a just a normal ass like beef cow and then you have a full cow at the end of it I'm down with that too. Get ahead of beef. Imagine as long as it's like an end End game to it, you know, you just fatten it up fatten it up. You're gonna for real good for you. I like cheeseburgers That's what Jen chef Jen said when we introduced her to Bobby and drywall She looked at him and like for me and she goes, oh, can I eat them? I said, what the fuck is wrong with you Jen? Is he in front of them in front of them? They were sitting there mowing looking at us. I feel like those cows wouldn't be good for me because they're so small Expensive cheeseburgers by the most expensive high maintenance cows If they have the smallest amount of meat not a good idea the batter turned on me vet number one did tell me that he said You know, you're not gonna make any money doing this right? And I said, no, it's for the love of the cow Nothing we do makes money Do you guys losing money? Oh, Lord. Yes, it's bad ass. They're getting in trouble for this over in Pensacola Beach Florida the blue angels were flying over there's a bunch of people and this guy just went too close like really that was not It was low. I mean, I don't really see a problem with it But like definitely could have been bad. I mean if he crashed We're with saving the wheat coming out of there. It could have like all right Potentially been dangerous. Listen, man if my hair gets charred off by a They're also extremely loud. Yeah, that's gotta be like ear piercingly loud I did see the like the original article was like people enraged by Blue angel fly over whatever something like that and then it was like like the video was that that you just showed CJ And then it was all the people cheering on the beach and so everyone was like they don't look too mad to me I feel like that's some Florida shit. Yeah, I don't know. I would that's an America ship. Benny What do you think about that? You have instead of fucking word all day. Don't got those in Canada. You don't do you guys have military You have a military is it just Canadian? What do you call be Canadian muskets? You ride around on horses all day. Yeah, they ride around horses. That's actually cool. The Mounties. Yeah Would you ever ride in a fighter jet? You know, I'd really prefer not to but if you have the opportunity Fighter jet or hell. No, I'm saying no right now because I know where this is gonna get me Could you imagine? Well, you know, maybe a one to the lifetime thing He's riding in the back or whatever and then it is to start going up. He's on he's oh god Just gonna bombing they're doing loops and other things upside down. You you see those videos where people pass out. I don't know I guess yeah, I don't know how hard to say I probably I would definitely try out one of those like the G4 Simulators or whatever it spins you around and shit just to see like spin you tell you something on the ground That's even more miserable than riding in the plane. I think it would be miserable, but in my head less scary It's a crash, but I just I've never like things that just spin you like when we'd go to the amusement park I liked roller coasters that went up and now yeah, the teacup. Yeah, it's kind of like a lame ride But I just was not a I did not like getting spawned keep this guy like teacup when you see the Astronauts when they put them in that thing. I was like that would be the worst. Yeah, I feel like you're going so fast or however it works I feel like it probably doesn't even feel like you're spinning. And maybe it does, but I feel like you're just so locked in. I don't know if you have the like dizzy thing. It might feel so much. I don't know. You're spinning so fast. It feels like you're standing still. How many Gs are those fighter pilots pulling for sure over five in comparison a zero to 60 pull in like the fastest car. What what Gs is that? Let me let me let me do the fighter pilot point two. I think is something like what? I'm pretty sure that helped me. It was like each and a half. It's when you twist the round. It's probably the same off the line. A normal combat is five to seven hard defense or offensive maneuvers can be eight to nine. A F 16 or F 22 can do around nine. Ryan, your Corvette's got one of those G meters. What do you think's like the most Gs you've seen when you are really ripping it? I seem to remember seeing like 1.2 something like that, which is pretty pretty impressive for a car. Yeah, it's maintaining traction. Yeah, rear-wheel drive. What's like a plaid? They say that's acceleration. I'm talking like when you turn, I bet you get more of a G out of it. A C A zero one can reach 1.75 Gs off the line. It's has some other plaid as 1.3. Guadishiroan is 1.1. Top-fuel dragster can be five to six. Yeah, they're like fucking they're fighter jets with wheels. They say when you ride a super-cross track, you get five to ten Gs on like the faces of the jumps. When you seat bounce a jump, it like Gs you out and it's like five to ten Gs. Because it's perfect. I'm sure it's like woo. Yeah, yeah, it launches you. G forces are an interesting thing because like to say that probably the crash that Ben experienced was probably like a 50G crash. Which you know like the Hunacorn one. Okay. Something like that. Or 50G. No, not at all the examples we have. I don't know. We got to bring that up. You said the crash. I'm like which one? My bad. No, I'm just messing with you. Classic. It's the second time actually that I've heard that today. That you hit 50 Gs on that crash? No, that's not what the current crash is brought up. I was at the Boys and Girls Club for a meeting and this kid came up to me and he gave me a little Hunacorn. Classic. It was like it's like the one you crash. Nice to snatch it out of Zand. Thanks bro. I'm putting your pocket buddy. Assuming you were doing about 30 when you crashed into that, it'd be 15 to 30 Gs. You weren't coming to it and you're up. Stop. That's more than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. But yeah, it's kind of about how long you can sustain G forces before you get knocked out. What's that? Check this out. So they did a limited edition, they did a limited edition Lego drop of the Hunacorn and I was like oh frick, I got to get one of those and then they were sold out. I went to eBay and paid a little extra. Got it. Yeah, they sold out instantly but I got two of them. So I was thinking I don't know. Maybe you have this little Aiden. Have him build it. Yep. And then we'll put it up on the shelf. Yeah, for sure. You've had something to do inside this weekend and then I don't know how to find out. Hopefully and then we'll throw it up on the shelf. Yeah, that's cool dude. That is corn replica Lego. Like closer like that. I'm good. Yeah dude Aiden will have that Aiden have that done by the time you get all the groceries in. We could ship the other one to Gavin. And then Gavin's had a hard enough week. Yeah, we don't need that. That would be the straw that would break his back. Can't hit a quick Google search if they make a Lego 3 wheelie set. You might be interested in doing that one. That would be pretty epic. I'll build it if I have to. Well, Gavin, you have to. We have to buy him another 3 wheeler and say the only way you get this is if you build this Lego 3 wheeler. But seriously, I have to. I will if I have to. Yeah, stay here all night. They make like a Batman 3 wheel thing but that's just a can-am spider effectively. It's got 3 wheels. He's in. How about the security can footage of Gavin Eelon revving up the motor on the little contraption. Oh my gosh. Dude, he is so lucky. He is lucky. We are. We're lucky. Everyone's lucky. That was crazy. The way I've been describing it is of all the crazy stuff we do that involves risk. That was like the most dangerous thing that was the dumbest at the same time. The dumbest things always are the most dangerous too. Like so often there is an overlap between those two words. That's what I was thinking too. It's just so easily something can go wrong even if it was working for three hours prior. I mean, dude, it's gnarly and I showed my dad and he was like, he's like honestly, I'm not surprised. He's like, you guys aren't bacon cookies. Like shit's going to happen. Yeah, you know, like, he's not bacon cookies. Shit happens even when you're bacon cookies. Whoa. Is there like dense in the fucking name? Surprisingly not. Not the floor cleaner. I'm actually I'm surprised. They didn't carry as much velocity. Yeah, but they're sharp. Yeah, the razor sharp. I'm touching the neck. Dude, the frickin, there's a chunk out of the concrete. There's one that ended up by the fridge too. There's so many people in the shop that day too. You know, like someone could have been walking in the door at that time or somebody could have been upstairs. Or yeah, if the whole thing was frustrating. There were more people like watching, like most things we probably would have been standing around it. Yeah, like, yeah, most likely that it seemed pretty chill. Austin cruiser's wife was standing off to the side because otherwise she would have been direct watching. Did you hear the last thing she said before he fired it up? Is it gonna break? I should take my phone out and film this. Not just kidding. Dude, she was like that. Yeah, she was. Well, you got to be happy because you didn't get hit. Yeah, we like we can all laugh about and be somewhat happy about it because we got lucky. I'm just laughing because I was so fucking gnarly. Like it's just like, what else do you do? Just like what the heck? Everyone's good. So what do we say? We just scrap in that whole idea. Well, yeah, that might be a sign. They go, they go, well, you want us to figure out an alternative? I said, let's put a little time in between now and then. Let the dust settle on it. Yeah, and then we can make a decision. I feel like if we're going to do that, we have to buy like just a drum metal solid wheel. We're not letting stuff on to it. No. Yeah, I don't like being in the fucking suggestion department in the builds area because I'm an idiot, but I mean, they make flat belt wheel. That's what the Indians use. It's just a belt drive for like a sawmill and shit like that. And they just make wheels. They're just a flat belt wheel. Why don't we just build a catapult? I think the problem with fashion catapult, CJ, after what we just talked about and I didn't think we should recommend building a catapult. I think a catapult would actually be safer than that. What's the other one? Trebuchet? Trebuchet. Well, yeah, maybe we've already talked about this on here, but that woman with the slingshot that takes the water. No, I haven't seen it. Oh, it's slingshots it out and it comes back at her. It's from like a reality show. Yeah, it's a reality. Yeah, I've seen that we're like, you got the guy holding it. They sling it. It turns around, hits you in the nuts. I mean, no, no, just look at all. Already know what's about to happen. So I'm then about all of these watermelons lined up. What is this place? Definitely in England. Yeah. Of course, there's a night. Oh, my gosh. Was she knocked out? Oh, it's the most right of the face. She ate that watermelon, bro. I wonder if because it was so hard. Yeah, that was real. That was on TV. But you know, what I mean, like if it didn't break, it might have been more, you know what I mean? Since it exploded, so good it might have. That's a good point. I'm talking. So that's the slingshot. That's a very good possibility with a slingshot. I'm talking catapult where it like and then it throws and we could throw it at the limo and see if we can. Can we build a catapult that could launch like a washing machine? Definitely. Well, obviously a big wrench. Just say anything's possible. Instead of building one, I just want to go out to this guy about 605 in the afternoon. Yeah, I think we've shown this guy before. Yeah, never see us. So we just need to have something that's a bunch of weight. Like we just put like a motor on one side of it. So when the arm comes up good old-fashioned catapult indestructible backspin. Plenty of space not standing right next to it. Break the pieces, please. You son of a bitch. That was cool, but also very. It's pretty traumatic, right? Yeah. A trebuchet has something to do with the way that things go. Like it's not in a certain, in a straight line. I don't know. World record pumpkin chunk. How many feet are in the line? That thing got whipped. Is it 54? 54. Holy fuck. Through a half a mile. That would go that would go into the town over. Can't feed a mile. Can you imagine? We start launching pumpkins at Jake Sherbrooks, Crosstown, Nevada. That would be a good prank. He starts getting hit with pumpkins from half a mile away. That would ever we throw a land in his yard. He's just getting halted. Do you guys see, uh, there you have a new mayor race in Cormorant? No. Really? Just had it sent to me last night. And who's on the ballot? Wow. I didn't see who's on the ballot. But, uh, there's a new one coming up. And I think maybe junior, Bobby Jr. said. It's gonna say do they allow cows? They don't like people. They're discriminatory towards people here in Cormorant. So I think, how about a mini-highland cow instead of dog? We've had dogs. Yeah. And nothing in policies haven't changed. Nothing's got done. Nothing's changed. No. You know, rest in peace, Duke. He's the first dog to actually make a difference. But since then, the others have just been playing around. Kalisi's been nowhere to be seen in town at all. So I need a mini-highland cow in there. I like that. I like that a lot, actually. And then, I don't want to say it. Saturday, August 15th. Ken will start being like, "Oh, my son. My son." Voting will open August first. Candida. Nominations will be accepted from July 1st to August 1st. So we have time. Like any good, lobbyist, Ken. Any good shitty stepdad, you come back once the kid starts being successful. Yep. We got to get our highland cow in there. I love that idea. That's a great idea, CJ. I'm going to text Justin, see if we can get in this. What's like a good slogan that Bobby could run on? Remove the corruption. Ooh. Not bad. It's not bad. They probably won't like that. They'll probably change the voting again because they're going to be like, "Oh, he's talking shit on us." They're just going to pay him off again. Politics with balls. That was the cow slogan, not Ken's. Yeah, I like that. Bobby Jr. Running for mayor, dude, mess with Bobby. You get the horns. He doesn't have any yet, so everyone's like, "Okay." Dude, Bobby's going to, he would be such a good mayor on many highland cow. Yeah, everyone else is like, the dog's been done. Many highlander cow? Yeah, I mean, the last dog that was elected clearly didn't get anything done. What was it? A two-year term? Also Bobby's classy. Bobby's classy. Yeah, they do the mayor every two. We'll get them a little cowboy hat. Everyone can get a cowboy hat that votes for him. All town has to wear a cowboy hat. Holy crap. People would love it, too. They'd love it having them just roaming around grazing on the grass. And then CJ could spend every weekend for the next two years taking them out to parade. Oh my gosh. Show them off. Show them off. Doing all the things you have to do as a mayor. Oh, yeah, because Dave Sherbrook's doing that with his dog. And that's why it was such a flop. Well, Ryan, luckily we have a YouTube channel that we can not have to do the in-person thing. Oh, we're just, we're an internet politician now. Bobby Jr. stays to X. He stays in town. He's not running around. Yeah. Trying to be some celebrity. He's just, he stays in town and gets stuffed on, holds it down. That's the point. Holds it down. And he's a local. Yeah. He lives in town. Bro. That's an art. Dude's lived here like half his life already. Yeah. Actually, pretty much born and raised with a little asterix, but yeah. I think we got it. Are you texting Justin? Yeah. We'll get him to be going on it. As long as Waffles isn't in the race, Bobby has my vote. I'll tell you what Waffles will not be in the race because that dude is going to be wandering off somewhere. Yeah. He's not going to be anywhere, anywhere close to Cormorant. And if he is, he'll be hopping in some random stranger's car and getting a ride three hours away to get a ride back. And then they're going to have him on some lost dog form, dude, I'm on Facebook the other day. And in the Cormorant Lake Community Associate, whatever page, I see found this dog on the side of Highway 11, he seems lost and thirsty and very dirty. Does anyone know their owner? And then I come and I'm like, yeah, you guys picked him up, like literally riding his front yard because he just won't roll around. I'm like, this is his house right here. And then he assumes the worst dude knows what he's doing. He's living the best life of a dog. People are like commenting like, wow, that poor dog, like I feel bad for him. Where's his owner? I'm like, I was so close to being like, no, he has the literal best life compared to any other dog. He gets to roll around, duty wands, hunt, see people all day long. If he's thirsty, he goes and drinks out of the lake or a pond or whatever the hell. And obviously he's still getting fed and things at home. But like, he's managed to walk around and not get hurt for, he's almost gotten hurt quite a bit. Yeah, but he hasn't knock on wood. Right? That's a way better life for a dog than just sitting in a kennel day in my opinion. 100%. Yeah. GPS dog collar. I'm like, they know where he is. You know what's funny is I was on my way here to the pod. And in between the shop and Waffles house, there was a truck pulled over on the side of the road. Oh, lost dog. And I was like, here we go. And I pulled up and it was this lady that was like sitting there and she got out and Waffles is sitting there on the on the road. And so I pull up next to her and she's like, do you know who's dog this is? I was like, yeah, this is Waffles. Go home Waffles. And he like looks up at me and then he looks up at her and the door is open to the truck because she was like, and he I just go, well, if you want, you can just bring him home. His house is right there. And she's like, like, pointing over there. I'm like, just get him close to it and just let him out and he'll probably not go home. He'll probably just come back this way. She was like, okay, well, I might need help getting him in my truck and I was like, I don't think you will. The door is open. And I just go, hop in Waffles, jumped in and he's just covered. Exactly. Paul makes it funny and dirt. All these people will come across him and they're like, oh my gosh, a lost dog. We need to, what's they're trying to do the right thing? But then they get Waffles dirty ass. Yeah. So dude, he was literally covered in wet mud, he just came out of the swamp and then they throw him in their car just to find out he was literally in his yard pretty much. Yeah, he was just on his way home. He's never seen him happier though. He'll go for a swim in the pond. Just covered in mud and just smiling tongue out, like just happier in hell. Love it. He loves it. But Waffles is white. Is white as his table. And I don't think we've ever seen him, we don't have anything dirty enough around here. Maybe this chair on a good day. Yeah. Dude, Waffles is like kind of a once in a lifetime dog. It reminds me of Earl, the neighbor's dog that married Tina, my family's dog Tina. This is a long time ago, like 2019. It's in a YouTube video. We're at the wedding. But yeah, we were at the, we made a video actually. That's right. And the dog got married. But Earl was the same way he would roll around and he just took care of himself. You know, like you didn't really know if he was coming home that night or whatever. He just did what he wanted and lived until he was like freaking 13. But yeah, I don't know. Like those are like, like you can't really, it's kind of like dog. You just either get lucky having that as your dog or you kind of get a little shit. Just the ultimate good boy. Like a dog like that walks itself, probably picks up its own poop, like just rare. So our friend Jake's dad, Dave, Dave Sherbrook, if you've been watching the channel, you know Dave, he turned 60 this week. And instead of throwing him a birthday party, he wanted to have a wake as in a funeral. He wanted to have a funeral for himself. So he could see it. Yeah. So he could see it and what people would say about it. funeral. So instead of his birthday party, they all got together for Dave's wake and he came in in a casket. They had little signs out on the road like Dave's wake and it had like the date. So people start texting Jake like, hey, sorry to hear about your dad, like, because everyone just assumed he was dead, you know, as you knew, you would, yeah, but they're just faking their death. Just thought that was funny. Anybody hear anything about it? Well, I didn't hear how it went besides for the fact that he was hotter than hell coming in in the casket. Yeah, I'm sure it was. It was hot as shit out. We would have been there, but we were on my bachelor party, which you guys will hear about next week. But just funny. It was kind of like a roast from my understanding. Jake gave the eulogy and you know, Dave was sitting there and it was kind of, yeah, like a roast like, you know, he was sitting there just dying laughing, he's sitting there. Yeah. Pretending like he's dead in his casket. I'm so glad I'm a part of it. Tell them that he'd pick up. Thanks for coming. Lay back down. How long was he in the casket? I love those guys. He heard you got hot and then had to just get out. Yes. So they brought him in in the casket on a skid steer, I think, right? Like on forks in the casket because you know how many guys, well, Dave, he's a big boy before he goes, he wants us to be his Paul bearers. So we can fuck one of his things up for the last time and that'd be his casket when we drop it. He said we'd end up crashing the casket. Yeah. But you guys would probably crash the casket. That's the funniest laugh I've ever heard. He's so funny, dude. That is funny. Great. So Spain, what do you think about your new car? Oh, dude. I'm loving it. Yeah. Dude, you loving it. Proper. Ruling around town. Yesterday when you just rolled by me and you just had your arm kind of hanging out, like dude, people are legit breaking their necks to turn around and watch you do that. That's so cool. It's cool. Well, I think they see you go by. I think like this, like literally watch the thing, like you just thought like the coolest Lamborghini you've ever seen drove by. But you better. Looks than that. Better. The coolest people are thinking, man, this town is so weird going. Keep an eye on him. What's this guy doing? Is he scouting? - Now he's gonna rob us later tonight. - We said you should go and just cruise Ken's beach back and forth and just be like looking in people's garage, it's when you're traveling. I don't know why these guys doing it. - He touched my friend, Spani just doing laps. - Ken's gotta explain it. - He's got music going. (laughing) - No, it's been epic, man. It's been a good journey. It's a good daily. It's really good daily. - Dude, you know what I thought was kinda funny is, so I was reading through the AI, we'll generate a spark notes of the comments on the YouTube video. But one of the frequently mentioned things was like, people are excited about the new low rider and happy for you to join the community. They also state that you shouldn't be using the hydraulics while in gear as it can, but it was just funny. I was like, damn, we have a portion of our audience actually is about the low rider life, which I can tell why you would be, it's frickin' sick, but they're just like, oh, dude, finally, you got a low rider, like so much stuff. You guys need to, like this that and the other, like it's just cool. - It's just cool. - So you're not supposed to use it while driving? - That's what I've been hearing after. - I've been hearing that. - It makes sense being that we broke. - Yeah, I broke, it makes a lot of sense. I was like, yeah, this thing kinda burnt out quick, which we will get fixed. We will get fixed. It's on the list of things to get fixed. - Pretty low on it, but it's there. - No, we have to do those ways. - It's such a, no, we gotta get your hydraulics back. - It's such a waste to have that thing sitting in the parking lot, not bouncing up and down. - Yeah, that thing should be out front of Zorba's just frickin' goin' six feet in there. - And we are getting the Hell Camino fixed right now too. We got that dropped off. It's getting new lifters put in it. - No, dude, I can't wait to cruise the streets with that. - Dude, how awesome is that? - I can't wait, it's insane lineup. - I know, I can't wait to cruise to Zorba's with the frickin' green bastard in the Hell Camino. - Oh, it's gonna be so legendary, dude. - Yeah, people are just straight up gonna be keeping their kids inside. - Yeah, they're gonna be lockin' their doors. - They are takin' their keys out of their vehicles. - Yeah, lockin' their doors and shit. - Yeah, yeah, they are putting locks on their gas caps. Keepin' the windows all up. - I can't even steal their fuel. - I gotta run that race fuel, baby. - Do you only run-- - Do you run this race fuel now? - Yeah, that's way it's so fast. It's gotta hot, dude. - No. - Is it actually a hot tune? - Yeah, I didn't know that. So that's why you beat all the other monsters. - Well, I don't know what the actual, I think there's extra horsepower, but it's like on aviation fuel and he's around 100. But right now, it's 50, 50, 110, 99. - Why? - Why? - Why not just run 99? - 'Cause we had race car guys. - How come he got that? - Scott told me, is he running a race fuel? And I was like, ah, I don't think so. I think it's 91. - Yeah, it's a lot more sense. - I heard that too. I was like, no, I'm running race fuel. - Yeah, why would we do that? - That would be, like, just makes it more difficult. Like, why not just be able to fill it up with pump gas and drive it and get it? - Apparently, the guys that tuned it said that this is the way to make it run good and stay cool. - Well, yeah, definitely is going to be fun. - They run cooler and stay cool. - Yeah, you could have done E85. - When you're realistic for the amount of miles you put on it, like, kind of sort of where it's way better than ethanol, which is a big pain in the ass. - It does go bad, but it is more accessible is the only thing. So if you're strictly driving the car, E85 is the way to go, but. - I would say E85 has become rather tough to get, though, 'cause it's like, where is there a gas station around you? There's like one. - What about race fuel, Ken? - Well, it's like a couple of reliable race fuel. - You just go to the airport and it's only, or even they get six bucks a gallon. - Which isn't that crazy, compared to. - 'Cause I mean, it's like four, yeah, for 91 right now. - Yeah, that's actually not as bad as I thought. - And like, if it was one, you'd be paying 13 or something. And then I think you can, if you put that in a sealed container, it actually stores, correct? - It's gotta be in a metal. - Yeah, like a metal. - It can't be in a plastic jug. - Should of be right through it. - And they did say like, you could run 91 in it. It'd be fine, just like, if you're gonna get after it, get spicy, run good fuel. - Would you well be every time? - What if you got one of those little gas tanks for your truck bed? - I might wheely, could be, do a use then. - So spending, have you been getting, you've been getting some messages I saw? - Yeah, dude, people are stoked that, to know that I'm, you know, not for a fully white guy. - Oh, I'm sure. - They're stoked. - Yeah, and honestly, there's a lot of fans from the island where my mom's from. - Whoa. - And they're like DM-ing me. - Oh, I'm sure. - Which is like a Caribbean island. - That's really cool. - It's called Trinidad and Tobago. - Mm-hmm. - And like, dude, I'm got people like, they're commenting on the flag. They're DM-ing me, the Trinidad flag. Like, if people are actually stoked, I'm trying to, Trinidadian. - I am have Trinidadian. - Yeah, you are absolutely. - I'm a Trinidadian, don't they say? - That's what they say. - A pretty big island, 1.5 million people? - For sure, then, across the islands. - It is actually amazing. Like, if you look at where people are watching the videos, it actually is all over the world. Obviously, they're more concentrated in certain areas, but like, pretty much every place, there's at least one person. We gotta go to the island. - We have to. - We gotta go to the island. - I'll do, and then meet your family. Dude, like, frickin' eat some curry goat. You've told us about it, sounds actually lit. - Eat some curry duck, eat some curry goat. - How far does it run? - Oh yeah, the punching rum. They love the punching rum. It's like 101 proof. - How far away is it? Like, how do you get there? - It's far. - It's right by Venezuela. - It's far, yeah, it's off the port of Spain. - Just off of South America. - Yeah, it was kind of like a coming out party for you there. - Yeah, dude, it was lit. - Because people have always asked, "What are you?" - People do ask, "What I am?" Like, "What are you? Why are you so dark? Why is your hair so curly? Are you Italian? Are you like Mexican?" And I'm like, "No, I'm half black." - I just really am. - And the only reason Spenny is as white as he is is because of his dad. - My dad, my mom is from a Caribbean island, and my dad is the whitest guy ever. - You ain't, you ain't, he is. - He's the whitest guy. - I'm not white. - Yeah, literally, borderline albino. And he's got red hair. So, like, my cousins are darker than I am. - And your brother. - My brother's darker than I am too. It is funny, I am. - It's been a hard one to sell. - I'm half Caribbean. - Yeah, that's the truth. - But I'd love to go and see. - Check the island out. - Oh, that would be fun. - That would be so much fun. - It's crazy there. - I'm sure it is. - It's crazy. - They got likes there and stuff? - Obviously. - I think, I went when I was like 14. So, I didn't ride dirt bikes, but they got like scooters and stuff, and they got to have dirt bikes. - Pretty hot there. - So, yeah. And there's like, just, there's like, rasta guys everywhere too, that are just cruising around, which are pretty funny to talk to. - So, is that by Jamaica? - Venezuela. - Venezuela. - Like, right off the coast of Venezuela. - Jamaica is further north. - Is it dangerous there at all? - It's pretty, it's a third world country. So, yeah, it's pretty dangerous. - What's a second world country? I feel like you only really talk about first world. - Like Canada, probably. (laughing) - I don't actually know. - Oh, Canada's first. - I don't actually know. - There's like eight team countries, and there's like the B team countries, and then there's the C team. - Dude, an island rip would be freaking epic. - I bet you anything. - Like, he was, but way better. - Probably be able to just ride a dirt bike around. - Oh yeah, you can literally just ride on the street. Like, you can pretty sick. - There's just like, fireworks stands everywhere, and you can just buy fireworks and just light 'em off in the day, light 'em off at night. Like, light 'em off at night. - Right in the parking lot. - Literally, literally. Literally, anywhere in the middle of the street, wherever the hell you want, you can do pretty much anything you want, I think. - Dude, how many are we thinking North Dakota, bro? - How many-- - That sounds fun. - Onsen uncles, you have there. - So my mom's got 12 brothers and sisters, and I think there's four of them in Canada. So the rest is there. So there's like, maybe nine. - So how did four of them end up in Canada? - So when my mom was young, both of her parents passed away. They ended up just shipping four or five of the sisters to Canada to go get schooling and get jobs and stuff, and so she was just one of the ones that got chosen by the family to go. - No. - Yeah. - So she went to Canada-- - She was like the youngest. - I don't think it was youngest, but she went to Canada when she was like 16 or 17 or something with nothing she'd never gone to another country in her life. - All by herself? - All by herself, just her and her sisters. - Oh, so jealous? - And they jumped on a plane and frickin went to-- - Why did Canada, like, why'd they choose Canada? Is there like a problem? - It's just easy to migrate into, I think. I think, is that's why, but it's just safe and-- - Yeah. - Did she speak English? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Your mom's sharp, though. Like, you can just tell when you're talking to her, like she's sharp, like, very smart, so it makes sense that-- - But yeah, they came here with like no money and just went to school and frickin just climbed their ways up and-- - What are you doing? You show up as a 16 year old with no money to a country-- - I don't know. - No guidance. - Just frickin go to school and get a job. - Yeah, so she would've been in what, high school? - Yeah, I think so, high school. - This is probably dumb question, but like, what's, is there like a native language? Like, what-- - I think it's banish, but I can't remember. But it's also, they speak like broken English there. Like, it's hard to understand people sometimes. Like, they're speaking English, but you can't understand them. - Yeah, it's-- - Wait for a sec. - Yeah, thank you so much. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Yeah. - You think you're, like, uncles and them watch the-- - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dude, they're probably like-- - Dude, they're hyped. Oh, I mean, they've kind of like followed my racing career and they like dirt bikes and shit. And they, like, some of them have like, I think one of my cousins had like a scooter and was like wheeling it and stuff. - Oh, cool. - So like, they like it for sure. And then one of my uncles is a huge fisherman. His name's Uncle-- Uncle Sipa. And he, like, is a big fisherman. So he-- he's watching for sure. I think he watched the fishing episode and-- and he's-- he's like into the bike. and stuff and they're gonna do it for sure. - Yeah, we gotta pull up. - Dude, it'd be so funny. - You gotta have a ton of cousins. - Yeah, I got a lot of cousins. - We'd probably have to bring your mom with. - Oh, dude, my mom would, if I was going, she would go a hundred percent. 'Cause she's always looking for-- - One, two obviously, he's gotta come with. - Well, he kind of sticks at least to white down there, and he's too white. - Don't do it to your dad. - No, he is, he is, dude, he's too white. - Last time we were down there. - You can't come here. (laughing) - He's too white. - So, what if he's black? - What do they do when he's black? Then we were outside this gas station, and there's this rastoman who had big dreadlocks and pretty bob Marley'd out. And they see my dad and they go up to him and he's like, "Hey man, you're a white boy, man. "You need to get a little bit of sun, boy." And they're just ripping on him for being white. - They're like, "Oh, I burned." - Yeah, I burned. - Yeah, it's pretty funny, dude. They like, they love, they're always razzin' my, when we went down with my dad, they're razzin' 'em so hard 'cause he is literally the whitest guy. Everywhere we go, he's the whitest guy. We go, in the room, literally. - Go to Canada anywhere, you're probably the whitest guy. (laughing) - Yeah, but dude, yeah, they love us down there. - Your mom had to have met your dad and be like, "They don't make 'em like you back home." (laughing) - Yeah, I know, it's funny. But dude, it's pretty epic. My uncles will like, they'll like climb trees and grab coconuts and they'll grab a huge machete and they'll hold it in their hand and they'll buck the top off a coconut. And then back here you go and he's drinkin' the coconut and they'll, you know, playin' cricket on the beach and shit. Like, they drink a lot of rum. They drink a lot. - So what are they pouring it in the coconuts? - I think they're just drinking it right out of the bottle. - Oh, you kind of gotta be interesting. - Oh man, it's pretty damn good. - Yeah. - Never kind of on a rum kick for a little while. - Isn't rum like extra sweet though? - Yeah. - Like pretty sugary. So it's gonna give you a kind of a worse hangover. - No, I mean vodka or tequila. - Yeah, I like spice drum. - I know there's like different kinds of rum. I don't. - I don't really know how it works. I don't even know where it comes from. What makes rum, do you know? - Dude, they eat kind of crazy shit. I don't know what they, I don't know what makes rum. - Really cow tongue and like. - Sounds like the liver king. - Yeah, literally. Like my mom is like, oh, he's like, oh, I could go for some curry cow tongue. - Really? - Yeah, we're like curry goat. - Yeah, we're seeing those little babies. - It's gnarly. - It'll be like a little kid, like a baby. He's sitting in his high chair and I'll show like a mom and show like literally give it a cow tongue or like a liver. Like and it looks, yeah. - It looks so great or like an octopus. And the little kid just eats it up. - It's gnarly. - Love's it, absolutely loves it. And apparently there's a lot of nutrition and whatever and it's a very in the top. - You got, it's crazy. I don't know the name, but I. - I think my mom would eat like everything back in the day. Like go food, chicken, goat. Like, like she said that there'd be days where they'd go out in the back. Freak chop the head off a goat and cook it up and eat it. - Cook up a little goat. - Yeah, literally like they just do big cookouts. They're all about like doing big cookouts and just slamming rum. You ever heard like those like, don't know what they're called, but it's like a drum. And they're in like, like ASAP Rocky has them in some songs and it's like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do. - The steel drums. - The steel drums, yeah. - I love the steel drums. - They got those and they frickin' play those and, and dude, it's a six bot. It actually is cool. It's cool. - I don't wanna go. - Yeah, we gotta go. I'd be insane. - Rum is made from sugar cane by products. - Oh sugar cane, that's right. Because my mom used to have to go and harvest sugar cane. Like she would go out with a machete and chop it all down. - In a cow tongue. - Peel it. - This is like a guy reacting. But this is this little kid and look at how stoked he is. It looks disgusting. It's almost, it's almost. - Oh, it's not really. - It's not really giving it to him, but obviously. - It looks like a Johnson, yeah, no. But she cuts it up. - Oh, so gnarly. - He's really not right. - Oh, it's so gnarly. - I think she cooks it so she cooks it up. But look at the kid just dig in. - Do we say you want it right for the fruit first or the vegetable first? - People are doing it though. - It's not that crazy. - People are doing like a wopster and shit. But it's just like a whole food diet, I guess. - It's just the mental thing. Like how you're not like used to it. But it's just like, I don't know. Like you know, a bunch of other parts of a cow. Like, it's just normal. And so it's like, yeah, it is. - Kids are good to eat. - A mental thing. - Yeah, it's normal. Like in Trinidad, if you like don't try it, you're like, come on, man, you're not gonna drink it, man. You're not gonna eat the cow tongue and I'm like, dude, I don't know if I can eat that. Like it's gnarly. - My cousins, they feed their kids like liver. - I don't like livers that crazy. - Yeah, it's really not. - When I was in Japan, I think I ate like cow heart, cow intestines, cow liver. And honestly, it's pretty yes. The best one was the intestines. Like I ate it and he's like, what do you think you just ate? And I was like, I don't know, like a shoulder or something. And he's like, that was intestines, I was like, dude, that was the best steak I've ever had. It was so buttery. - Really? - Dude, it was so buttery and like actually tastes good. - What a crazy content plan this guy's got. - Oh, what? Yeah, this looks good. - It would be very easy to lobster for lunch. - But yeah, they feed him just crazy stuff. - This is what Jen fed Dalton as a kid. - And Dalton's a beast, dude. - We should have Jen make us like some cow tongue in liver and chip someday. - I would too. - She just wouldn't tell us still after we're done with it. - What a crazy niche. - Pretty cool. So when you say the cow tongue, I'm sure they're on to something, dude. - Oh yeah, no, for sure. - You know, there's a Taylor was telling me that Bobby and drywall, once they're over there, like while feeding stage, obviously hey, but he was like, every once in a while, like you guys could probably like just feed him whatever, like they could eat whatever to talk to or something. But that could be, we bring Bobby a fricking crab leg and we got to feed him good food. Yeah, not pop turds, but yeah. - Bring him a nice filet mingles. - My cousin, ex-girl, yeah, that's terrible. - Absolutely. - My cousin did say, she's like, yeah, once they're older, like they'll love eating like Cheetos and just anything, once they, 'cause I was asking her, I was like, can we feed him hay and all that and she said, yeah. - She's haven't had that bond yet, but once you get a share of bag of Cheetos, polish it off. - We're all around in the hay and share of bag of Cheetos. - Yeah, pretty cool. - Yeah, well, I like that idea. I mean, I think we got some work to do with Bobby's campaign. - Got a lot going on. We got to go to the Caribbean. - Yeah, we got to go to the Caribbean. We got to get our mini highlander cow elected as mayor of our town. - Evans got to go put out a wildfire. - Aiden's got to build that little hoon of corn. - Yeah, we got to, he's going to be a week for that. He's going to be big, big stoats for that. - We do have something to look forward to though in our old age. You guys see the new law that was passed? In Minnesota, a lot of places. - The nearest home drinking one? - Yes. - I was like, I thought we talked about that. - What's that? - That was months ago. - I don't know if we did. - What's coming down below if we talk about this? - We talked about the nursing home, like STD, bro. - Yeah, that everyone was fucking in them. - So what was the thing? - That goes in the drinking hand with them. - What's the deal with this drinking thing? - Minnesota just passed a new law that allows nursing homes to serve alcohol without a liquor license. Which previously they weren't allowed to meaning the old people couldn't drink, unless they like brought their own bottle from the thing but they like couldn't openly serve it. - So they were throwing like caggers in their rooms, like college dorm style? - Yeah, yeah, it was like, but they had to hide it from the RAs and trip. - That's good. - That's good drinking. - I don't know if you can, but like they like, it wasn't, there was no bar you could go to in your nursing home. Like if you wanted to go somewhere and someone just mixes you a fucking drink or pours you a glass of wine, you couldn't have it happen. - Okay. - Now, they can. - So is there like bars popping up in these things, or what? - I guess I don't know, it just was passed, but yeah, I mean, I could see them open and I could see them turning like the physical therapy room and know a bar probably. - Yeah, yeah, let's get rid of the weight room. - Just add a bar to the card room. - Take out the library, put in a bar. - Bingo's gonna be so much more lit now. - That's what I'm saying. You know, imagine you know when you do those little nursing home tours when you're in elementary school or middle school, you guys ever have to do that? - No. - You took you into a nursing home and you had to like play cards with them or whatever? - No. - Mike is saying yes. - Really? - Many times. - Had to go in and play cards with them? - Yeah, I was saying Christmas heroes or hang out with them. - Interesting, yeah, no, they weren't doing that at my school. - Yeah, we would go in and we taught them about Farmville once. - Farmville used to rip. - Yeah, we got them hooked on the farmville. - You went into a nursing home and got them hooked on Farmville, yeah. - I mean, I was like, mine's great, I wouldn't mind firing Farmville back up. - How am I farm? - Exactly. - Probably terrible for you. - I know I gotta check in on it. - It's kinda like those games you play where you gotta keep checking in on them but this one you grow a farm. It's like Clash of Clans with no battle. - But you have to go back and harvest your crop. - Fuck, we love Farmville. - Dude, Farmville was so fun. - Oh, it was so fun. - I miss it. It was kinda like tiny tower, remember that? Where you'd like have to like grow a business or you know, like tend to it but all Farmville was lit. That was my first taste of like social media addiction because it was on Facebook. So you go in, check it out, check the farm. Next thing you know, you're scrolling, boom. They got you. - It's a good point actually. They got to put games on Instagram. As far as they don't have anything like that. - Yeah, yeah. - Go back to the already addicted. - They don't need to do anything. - The game is seeing how many reels you can scroll through in an hour. - Yeah, literally. - That is the game. - Life's all about just finding new ones. - Ken's really good at it. - Yeah, Ken can consume his reels faster than most. - How many reels are you going through in a minute? - At least 69. (laughing) - They should have a real counter like-- - A real counter? - When the reels you've watched in a day. - Yeah. - How many hours of reels do you think you scroll a day? - Maybe, cumulatively, an hour. - I don't know if Ken's a big necessarily Instagram-- - You're right. He doesn't all day long, but he's not really on Instagram. - Yeah, he's not consuming the same things we are. He doesn't really care about that shit. He's not on TikTok, he's not doing that kind of stuff. - There's always a lot of words on your screen, actually. - Yeah, he's normally like reading information. - I'm looking at a million different things, looking at some stuff on Facebook, looking at some stuff on Instagram. - Looking flights. - The way he said that, just imagine he's saying as he's bragging. - I'm looking at like a million different things. - Looking at way more things than you guys. - Yeah. - Way more different things. - Like I can't even, I have so many things going on I can't even explain to you. (laughing) - I think about just locking myself out of, like TikTok and Instagram for at least like two days. - Just delete it. - I'm not sure if you know this, Ken, but like our business is kind of like ran off of it. - TikTok. - Yeah, TikTok I'm less worried about, but yeah, I don't know, I just feel like a good detox. I just heard that in a podcast too. Actually, the guy that's trying to live forever, Brian Johnson, he was saying that, you guys see that Brian Johnson, the guy that's legit trying to live forever. - Does he look like some health condition now? - He's got autoimmune disease. - Some kind of like stomach disease. - That's what I gotta say. - Like his stomach's eating it himself. - Or something, wasn't that like the headline? - Yeah, yeah, something like that. But, so what's he gonna do about it, like try some new shit? - Well, we overturn it. - Yeah, and I mean like, you know how unhealthy people are, you know how many people have stuff like that that are gonna like get it and this gonna take over their life and they're gonna die way sooner. Where he looks at it like, okay, I'm trying to not die. I have this autoimmune disease, I can't get rid of it, it's incurable. But, how much longer am I able to live? Like a good life? - Sure, we'll be able to combat it in some way by doing some steps that'll alleviate it to a degree. - And he was saying like, I've always joked that I'm trying to live forever and I'm probably gonna get hit by a bus. - I was wondering about that. You think he's like a tweaker in a car. Like if he's not driving a car, like come on man, I've been too healthy. - Probably wants to keep his like, stressing quarters all down so he's like, not letting himself be stressed about anything. - How old is this guy at this point? - He's like 40, 42 maybe. - That's what I do, he's got like his, all the organs in his body were tested and I think he's like, averaged out to like 20-year-old. - Is this the same guy that was doing like blood transfusions with his son? - With his 18 years-old son, yeah. - Can't fucked up. - Okay. - Is that fucked up? - He's sucking the youth out of your child to live longer. - Yeah, I don't want to go with fuck up. - I don't know, I mean it's like people do like, oh his son was down, like blood, like plasma. - If your dad Ryan was like, Brian Johnson's not sick but, - Oh yeah, no of course, I would do anything to save him. - If it would potentially help him, you're obviously gonna do that. - Of course. - But it's different. But if your dad came, you can go ahead. Hey bud, my kidneys only operating at like 75% efficiency right now, it's totally fine. I live forever with it, but could I have your kidney? So my body's just a little bit healthier, 'cause your kidneys, your kidney's only like 18. - No, I'm just saying like that's what it would be like. Like he's like, I'm a hundred percent fine, but I just want a little bit of your youth, just 'cause I want to be even better. Like he didn't actually have a problem in need, the blood of his 18-year-old son. - But blood transfusions not that big of a deal. Like people donate blood all the time. - Yeah, I mean, you rebelled. - Because he was used for something else, you know, a real reason. - Yeah, definitely was a luxury. - A silly idea. - I mean, yeah, no, I'm seeing what you're saying. - I don't, I'm not nested on either side. I guess I don't, I'm not like. - No, I'm also not like that's fucked. - I'm actually glad, like, 'cause he has a few things he's posted about that have like been involved in my life and he's like researching them. And I'm like, oh, this is good. - Really? - Someone's gonna figure out some of these problems that haven't been solved yet. And so I think it's a good thing. - I don't really follow him. I just know who he is. - I see him on X whenever I open up X every three months. - That's a toxic place. - That's a toxic. - You go to X, I still call it Twitter, but that's actually like bad for you. You talk about, you feel like you need a cleanse from what you're like. If you're scrolling that. - That's bad. - You're just consuming some of the worst stuff you could see. - Literally. - It's insane. It was like the internet, when you'd go on like a dark website back when you were like a kid, like your friend, yeah, your friends are like, oh, you haven't seen the horse, there's a video of the horse doing this to whatever. And you'd be like, what? And you'd pull it up and that shit was just fucked. - Yeah, I don't really know too many people that use X, like on a daily basis, like that's what they check. Can't it do you? - Every time I try and log in, I can't figure out my password. And the password reset doesn't work. Like 75, like factor authentication things. - He's got a shit so locked down, he can't even hit it in. - I had the most surprising customer service experience yesterday, I've been trying to order us some stuff for a video off of Amazon. And I had to call because it was linked to my college email, which I haven't used in a long time. And all the resets would go to that, even though my phone number was attached to that one. So I couldn't make a new one because my phone number was connected to the old one. Pain in the ass and it goes call customer service. - For Amazon? - For Amazon. - They have a phone number. - Real people? - Yeah. And I went, fuck me, this is gonna suck. I got the most well-spoken young, like clearly young guy. It was the best customer service call I've ever had in my life, hands fucking down. - Wow. - I've got to solve your problem. - 10 minutes. He's on the phone, he's talking through it. It was the best customer service phone call I've ever had in my life. I was so impressed. I told him that. - They're actually local too, they're in Grand Forks. - Yeah, no, he sounded like a kid from Grand Forks. 100%. I was like, dude, this guy sounds like he's my neighbor. He was so good. And he's like, oh, yep, okay, awesome. Yeah, this was great. Okay, I got you. And I was like, dude, straight up, this was the best customer service I've ever had in my life. - Did you stay on the line and leave a review? - No, they didn't have an option for it. I would've given them five stars. I wanted to give them a pip, it was so good. - You know, it's crazy Ryan. - I'm dead serious. - I saw a video one time of Jeff Bezos talking on a panel. So like his big thing for Amazon is their customer experience, right? And so in a board meeting, they were going over their customer experience wait time and or customer service wait time. And they were like, yeah, you know, we're still like flushing out the data that we have. But it looks like the wait times like around like 45 seconds to get a representative. And he was like, well, let's check. And so they called and it was like a 10 minute wait time to get a representative. And so he was like, this is clearly still a problem. We need to like double down and make it and even better experience, right? So like they just like obsess over that, which is wild that even at the scale, like the biggest company in the world, they can still have an actual human representative where I feel like most companies don't at this point. - Whenever I have to use customer service, it always sucks when they're being too good. Okay, sir, well, I'm sorry that you're having that problem. - I hate that it makes me more mad. - It makes me more mad. - You don't need to like say all this extra bullshit. Like I get you're being nice, but like, let's cut this 15 minute call down to seven. - For sure. - And then they're like, okay, sir, is there anything else I can help you with? No, no, that's all I'm like, try not to be rude and hang up. Okay, well, thank you so much for calling today and using our service. We hope that you have a good day. I'm like, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, see you later, thank you. - That'd be the shittiest job ever. - I just hang up on them. - Is he yo that one? - Yeah, I don't know. - I literally just hang up on them. - Help me solve my problem, so I'm not trying to be rude. Like I'm also trying to be nice. - They're never gonna find you. - No, I'm sure they, realistically, I'd probably be doing them a favor hanging up on 'em, 'cause they don't have to finish their spiel. - They've got a whole script they get. - I know, they're going through the script. - I just hang up. I just hang up. - I might even say. - I'm always like a kid problem solved. Thank you and then just hang up. - Yeah, me too. I'd do the same thing. - So really like, oh, can you please fill out the survey, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then that's it. - Don't forget I've read this on Google and the whole deal. - One of my buddies in college, his college job was doing customer service for a bank and people would call in and said, "Do the amount of wives that would call trying to figure out one of their husband's transactions." He said it was 75% of the job. - That's funny. - Was wife or husband trying to figure out what the other one was doing? - Seriously. - Yeah. - 'Cause they thought they were sneaking around. - Sneaking money or, you know, they went on a trip and they spent money like something like that. He said it was all husbands and wives calling to figure out what the other one was spending. I mean, if that's not just total proof in, like, poor communication and a marriage. - He said a lot of times it was, he's like, you'd look it up and he would, like, because they have to have access, access. And so a lot of times they wouldn't, but he would have the two accounts and he would see them. And he'd like look at the husbands or whatever and it's like browsers or only fans or whatever. You know, like, they were spending money on things that brand knew that the wife probably was trying to figure out what they were going to say. He just don't see anything here. He honestly said he was like, "I would try to bro out for the guy if he could." But he was like, "If the lady has no choice." - Brothers, he knew the vibe. - Yeah. He knew if he doesn't think it was a trouble. - It looks like he tried to buy a smoothie. It says a recurring subscription. Had a, yeah, it looks like the restaurant is bizarre. (all laughing) - That's our steakhouse, yeah. - Well, he must have been, is your husband hot? He's buying a lot of fans lately. - So like, he would have to say the West Side. - Yeah, he would have to say the West Side. - What would they do? - I'm sure normally, I'd be pissed. - Quick hang up. - He normally said they were like, "All right, thank you." - Yeah, it's like there. - The suspicion was confirmed. - That's tough. - That is tough. (all laughing) - Turned it down. - I was younger then. - It was younger then. See you've been seeing that all over Instagram now. You were early on it. - Dude, I turned it down. - It's never not funny. - It is, it's just so funny. - It's always funny. - I just watched another guy on that dude. - Five, 10, 15 million. - They offered you 15 million? - Yeah. - Yeah, big college, big college, like playing the game. - See, he also big capped on the fake jewelry. - Oh wow, who did that? - Dude, there's like, I think it was before that one. But he had posted, I don't know if it was on live, but he's like, open up all these bags of jewelry and they literally have like the price tags and it like says what it is, whatever the fake stuff is. - $799. - He's like, yeah, this is about 100,000. He's like going, these rings is cool. He goes through everything and then people deep dove and just pull that. I was like, yeah, I was like, $200. - Did you make shit? - There's like, anything like I says. - There's so many skits now about it. People are doing like cinematic edits of it and like funny skits of it. And there was one that was like, hey man, you got a second. Who are you and what do you do for a living? He's like, ah, I'm a college recruiter actually. For what school? He's like in Jacksonville and then he's just like, oh, have you recruited anyone lately? He's like, I've been trying, man. He's like, I just offered a guy, 15, 10 million, five million something like that. They're like, did he take it? No, he turned it down. - He turned it down when he had to go to school for. He's like, like this decade. - Decade or something. Yeah dude, there's a thing called I turned it down daily and they post it every day, which is hilarious. (laughing) - Turn it down. - I know the college, but I turned it down. - Oh. - Yeah. - I turned it down just to do this. Just to go in front of rap. - So you had an opportunity to do the job thing. - Yeah, it's college-jibbing everything. - Rap. - Um, I think it was like in Jacksonville? - Yeah. - Yeah, a big band in the Jacksonville. It's a big college though. And they offered me like, 15, 10 million is all I did. Five million is all I did. - It's a pretty big discrepancy of scholarship. - Okay, but not five million dollars. They offered you five million dollars up in the drain. - Yeah. - What the fuck are we doing here? - Like, we forgot, like, I was saying it, but I was just so younger, like I didn't know what it was. - Were you sure they offered you five million dollars? (laughing) - It's hard to do. (laughing) - It was kind of like, I had to go to school for this decade. Did you get five million dollars? - Yeah. - It was somewhat, it was an amazing though. (laughing) - Don't lie, I've ever heard in my fucking life. - Dude, we got to buy one of those hats. You see that? They turned it down hats. - Turn it down. I can't remember his name, but I found his actual Instagram. And he's like a. - It's kind of an underground rapper. And he's actually got falling. Like, there's people that listen to his music. 'Cause I commented one time, like, who is this guy? Like, where can I find him? And some, like, kind of, or a hood chick was like, of course, you wouldn't know Whitey. Like, wouldn't expect someone, like, you know who this is. Like. - That's how Glen gets treated every day. It is, dude. (laughing) - Big boogie. - Big boogie, that's right. - 1.4 million, Instagram. - Dude, I can't feel bad for him. But he did do it to himself. - Are you kidding me? This is the best thing that could have happened to that guy. - Really? - He's a reputation. - Yeah, it's just made completely drugs through them. And you know he doesn't have 1.4 million fall, like that shit. Like, watch, I'm gonna click this. - He turned it. - Click that picture. And let's just see how, he's got 10.8000 likes. He got 1.4 million fall. - And he's kind of popping now. - And even then those likes are probably bought from him too. - Yeah, 1600 likes. - 1600 likes, like, bro, that's-- - Look at that dog. - That's how you, damn, that's a nice-ass car. - Nice dog. - Bro, I actually got some songs of his in my-- - Big boogie? - Yeah. So you do listen to him. Listen, I've got a couple of his songs. I was just checking, I swear, I was wondering if it was the same guy, but yeah, he's not that bad at rapping. - I actually believe that he's-- - He's actually got some heaters. - Dude, he turned out-- - He's got some 50 million or something to rap. - We better be good at it. - He's got some heaters. - We'll have to listen to those music guys. - That's a bad ass car, dude. - Sickest fuck. - 73 dog. - That's almost like a mix, mix between Spenny's car and Eves. - I think sick. - Dude, those are insane wheels. - I didn't know that that was the same guy though. - Honestly, I like 'em, I think he's cool. - I like 'em. - I'm gonna listen to his music after this. I take back what I said if he made good music. - I'd be a legendary clip, too. Like that's one of the funniest clips of all time. - Dude, I've been watching that clip is like two years old. - I remember. - There's a lot of clips like it for me, but yeah, when it pops up, I end up watching the whole damn thing. - You said we have one minute left, Jack? - Well, maybe that's when we end it here. I think that's it. Before our car runs out, thanks for listening, guys. We have a new podcast every Tuesday. Let's see, hit the subscribe button. - Later. - Peace.