Kens Home Defense System, What its REALLY Like Being "Friends" With Us, & Our New Favorite Vehicle

You've bullied me probably our entire friendship and I am 100% a better person because of it. Doing okay? Seems like you're taking the loss a little hard. What that fraudulent competition? Wasn't proud. I'm not a proponent for you owning a firearm. We are closer than 95% of brothers. Evan, dude, what is with you and donk wheels? Do you love donk wheels though? Yeah. Upgrading again to the podcast studio. Got a rug. We got a rug. The way you say it, Ken, what do you not like it? We just haven't had a rug for forever, forever. Over putting some serious money we had a rug before. Damn. Really? How much was the rug? Eventually you think we'll get paid or? I think it was probably three figures. Three figures? Wow. That makes sense why we haven't gotten paid in the last four years. We got this off wayfair, this rug, $69. Makes sense. Yeah, it's starting to feel like a home in here. Yeah, it really is honestly. We got accent lighting. Yeah, you know if every home had a motorcycle in the corner hanging up. Every good home. Every good home. I'm still pushing for that with my home that I'll build hopefully in the next 10 years, putting my childhood dirt bike that CJ surprised me with up on a pedestal somewhere. Greta's not on board, but I'm still working on that. I do have time. Yeah, I have a lot of time. I was going to put the sword that CJ gave me for his Grimzeman party. And I was going to put it on the wall. And my designer told me absolutely not what you can't do your own thing. I thought the same thing. You asked her like ask what is she your mom or your girl? No, she was like she did put up a good point. It was like if it's in a super accessible area like that, it's going to get somebody's going to bring it out. It's going to get used and something's going to break. And that is the point. Does she know how you made any money ever true? Yeah, that's what you have for the mount for it. Did you show up today? Ken, what the fuck you think someone's going to do if anything is going to be used in home defense? That's why it's going to put it. You got all these security cameras. You want to know something? Security cameras aren't going to save your life from a home intruder. No, but putting the sword above my bed will. Yeah, I agree. So why don't you fucking do it? I don't know about the above your bed. Like if you're, let me just say some, let me just give you some, some, if you're, if you're shaking the house or the, let's just say the winds blowing real hard and you're sitting there below your cent. That thing's sharp. That would be bad if it fell. Maybe don't put it above your bed. I, I, oh, you're that one. But I think you should have it out for showing. Remember that show the 10,000 ways to die or whatever on, on man TV or spike or whatever. Yeah, that's how I can just picture it now. They've got like the 3D drawing of Ken, just lay in pipe and a sword falls off the wall. It stabs it or it could, or it could be even worse. You could get the woman and then Ken's going to have a case on his hand. Yeah. And that one might be hard to explain. Exactly. Hey, I just want to ask, you doing okay? You seem kind of down. I think I'm doing great. Okay, you seem like you're, you look good. You seem like you're taking the loss a little hard. What the fraudulent competition wasn't fraud. It wasn't fraud. I just wish we could have ran it back. I'd run it back anytime, anywhere. I certainly would as well, CJ. I would love to, I mean, maybe just just on a Saturday evening, we'll just run it back. I'd do it right now. We could go over there right now and I'd run it back. Got a podcast, brother. Yeah, so for some context for the listener, I, I surprised CJ. And then the rest of the guys with a knife competition. But it was really just for CJ just to see if he can wield, not yield. Fuck that one up on too many times. Yeah, I was, you don't yield the knife. Yeah, no, you should have yielded. You're the, you're the, you're the, I don't know, grammar police. But to see if he, to see if he can wield a knife, right? The way that he's snapping and he's going through this knife phase. Well, they have these things called knife competitions. And there's like a series of time trial and skill based, like little, what would you call activities? Sure, challenges challenges to see who gets the best time. And then it takes not only time, but how well you did all the challenges to get through it. Well, CJ ended up beating Evan and Ken. But Evan probably would have won, but you're such a baby, dude. You like halfway through. You were like throwing your hands up terrible, terrible. Like you would have won if you would have just kept going and not stopped halfway to complain. I didn't think CJ was going to do terrible. Well, I mean, explain the point system, Ben, because you explained it off camera, because I, I did go up to Ben after. And I was like, yo, did you like just give, give that to me? He was like, no, no, I didn't. Like I would have loved to have given the knife to Evan. It would have been great for the storyline, but you actually just won. Because you had the points down. You're like, well, each water bottle was only worth one point. Like the ropes were worth more points. And, and you missed one of the ropes. Like, you know, you hit it like twice. And then, you, we missed the, I still hit it though. You kicked the can though, and the can fell off the table. I hit it though, I hit it though on the first one. You missed on the first one. I didn't miss. You missed it. It fell. Yeah, but you still miss, bro. You swung the thing and hit the ground. He did. I think how it happened is he ran up to where the can. And you kick the table. Yeah, the table. But then you also were swinging after that. No, I had it up here and the can fell off and I stopped. Put the can back. You hit the table, bro. You know, okay, it is missed. For the sake of the video, super entertaining. For the sake of getting to the bottom of this, I'd love to run it back, maybe. Where I lacked was on like the three-cut thing. Like, I just, I don't know. I swear, they gave me a dull knife. Well, all the knives were brand new. And that too, the water bottles are bad. I want you guys. Yeah, but the water bottles were only worth one point per water bottle. Right. So missing three of them, the only last three points. What about the ropes? Explain the ropes. I think the rope was 10 points. Yeah, and you guys kind of fucked up on the ropes. I was also the first one hit it two times, yeah. That's gonna be my excuse as the first one to go. I was just showing you all how to do it. That's true. Where I lacked, too, was not doing the V-cut. I just kind of something in the, in the, I just got like all excited. And I was like, it seems like I'm making some good progress. And on that first one, it worked great. Like, I went through that first one quick, but that last one was brutal. Yeah, you weren't going side to side, but you are. Gaboo still went through the two by four. I gotta say you still went faster than me, though, going through that just with the one side. Oh, thanks, Ken. And Ken, you know, he's left-handed. Doesn't make me feel that much better, but to pull the dowel for the tennis ball to run out, he had to like pull it with his right hand. No, but one win, one way, one way. I know, you're right. Yeah, yeah, in theory, it would have been the same. Even though, you know, what I want to know, is how to keep those black. I'll run it back anytime, anywhere, Evan. I thought the stakes were pretty crazy, especially for CJ. Like loser actually first got to the rights to wield their knife, second and third got no. Oh, could you imagine if I didn't have the right to snap it? Yeah, it was a public, but it was almost nothing to gain and everything to lose. Yeah, I did. So in a scenario like this, you actually would be chilled to snap it because I wouldn't consider this public, but no grocery store snapping. I was at the bank earlier and they were like, "Hey, you're going to snap?" And I said, "I pulled my knife out." Yeah, I'd like to. Yeah, they let you snap it at the bank. They're big fans. You snapped it at the bank. They all watch all the videos. I'd like to see you try that at a different branch and see how it goes. I bet you would like to see him do that again. Ken calls the cops and is like, "Hey, you're going to just want to be on standby for this." It kind of reminds me of my AR. I was getting a scope for it. And so APF, they surprised me with a custom AR rifle. Crazy gift. Like the nicest rifle. I didn't have any, I didn't know any of it. Mike kind of set it up. Which was crazy nice. $6,000 rifle before attachment. Before attachment. It's got a forged carbon fiber barrel. It shoots like super straight. It's just insane. It's the nicest gift I've ever gotten. Yeah, anywhere nice gift. But speaking of like walking in with the knife, I felt so wrong walking into the sports shop carrying my AR. Not in a case. I don't have a case. Well, that's insane. You can't even drive it. Put it in your car. I took the mega out. I took the mega out. Did you still can't do that? All right. Well, maybe it's holding it up to his shoulder as well. I was showing everyone at ease. I don't have a case. Sweats here on it or something. I had it in the back seat. It's fine. Jake told me it was fine. Oh, yeah. I called Jake's shirt before he's like, yeah, yeah, just going there. Just take the mega before you walk in. You know, those guys don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. They have guns in there with the mega. It's more of the in public thing. Yeah, yeah, walking from your car. It was right at the door. OK, anyways, but yeah, it did feel wrong. Yeah, I can imagine. I walked in with my hands up all the thing. You did not say get on the crowd. Oh, shit, sorry. I have Tourette. I walk it. No, I walk it. Everyone get on the fucking round. And everyone lays out just kidding. [LAUGHTER] Oh, you get shot doing that. Well, dude, I was in shields, actually, looking at some pistols. And my dad, as I'm looking at him-- I'm pointing out. Obviously, like, into a corner where people aren't. My dad brings that up to the-- one of the guys that was one of the salesmen working with us. He goes, you ever seen that video of the kid walking into the store, getting the gun, and going, get on the ground. That was big, Tommy. And then he goes, sorry, I'm just tester. I'm just seeing how it feels. I'm going to be a cop one day. And they were pissed. The salesmen are like, you got to obviously get out of here. It was one of your lucky that you didn't get shot doing that. And I was like, dad, I don't know if this is the time to be bringing that story up. Yeah, that's what you did hit one, right? Yeah. But yeah, that was a really nice gift, CJ. And so, OK, let me-- Shout out APF. So they reach out to Mike. And they said, hey, we want to give CJ a new AR. - They heard I was certified. - Why CJ, like I get the knife thing, but now he's just our weapons guy. - Sounds like it. - Yeah, essentially, no, originally. - I think people were like genuinely kind of pissed 'cause you guys didn't buy me that AK after the wisdom to your surgery. - That was not cool of us. - Jake showed up the next week and gave me an AK 'cause he felt bad. - Dude, what is going on? - Just saying, like everyone, like, I don't know if it's just the community that you're infiltrated yourself into, but it's like-- - They're welcoming me. - They clearly are, they're gifting people. They're gifting people. And as soon as they like smell that somebody might be interested, I think they're just trying to like jump on it and then fully convert to you. - You guys could too. You guys could too. - I own an APF AR and they walk in, well, they walk in and I'm like, these are the guys 'cause Mike just said somebody's giving you a new AR. - Yeah, it was pretty good. - I was happy it was them. - Yeah, Mike didn't add any context of who they were, what it was. And I was like, wow, that's really nice of them. I thought it was maybe just like a sub that had one and it was bringing them to you. - Never really know. - So they walk in and they're, you know, decked out, head to toe, APF and I'm like, well, they like, CJ, we got you this. You're unboxing it and you're like, you're like, whoa, whoa, this is nice. I'm like, that's a fucking super nice guy. So I walk up into my office. I grab mine. - You're little gun. - Yeah, it's a normal size. It's just not as big as CJ's. And I walk down and I like go up to the owner and I hand him my gun, which is an APF. I go, dude, I support you. I buy your guns. You're giving this guy a insanely nice gift. - He likes knives. - Isn't it nice about you? - And then, wow, I know that, especially that moment was not. And you could tell, he was just like, whoa. Thank you so much. And I was like, well, shit. I guess CJ is the gun guy now too. So he's gonna be gifted and getting gifted all these ARs. - I'm buying another one this weekend, like a smaller one. But anyways, speaking of the community, you know, Ryan, Ken? - Oh, great, here we go. - I think you guys, you know, obviously these guys are kind of already in that world. I'm now moving into that world. Ken, Ryan, I think you guys should come with us. Come with me, join. - How long do you think we were shooting for the other day about an hour with the APF guys? I mean, we probably shot $1,000 worth of ammo. - Well, Ken paid the credit card bill for the entire day. - Yeah, it was like an hour and a half with Ken just sat in the vehicle. So Ryan didn't come out with us. I was like, what is this guy not wanting to shoot guns? They had a bunch, the APF showed up with like a bunch of different stuff and they had a bunch of ammo. Like, yeah, let's go shoot, we got targets. We got like the perfect spot with our track. And you can have a berm behind it. Like, it's literally perfect. Ryan doesn't pull up out there. Ken, I thought you stayed back too, but it turns out you just sat in the car the whole time. - I got a phone call from the credit card company and they were like, hey, we see your balances getting a little high. Can you please pay it? And I was like, ah, fuck it. - No. - So you take on another loan to pay that. I'm on my phone trying to like pay our credit card bill. - You know, open up another credit card. - You can open up another credit card to pay this one. - Ken's like, absolutely. Would you like me to do it? How I normally do it? Where I click like three to four buttons or would you like me to sit on the phone with you for the next hour? - So you can just do it all online. - Hey, no, no. Log in online. So I'm like trying to do it on my phone, but it don't have the log in for that card on my phone. So it's, well, anyways, what, you know, me, Ben, Evan, I guess we didn't talk about it with Mike, but we kind of came to this conclusion after that. We're like, I think Ryan and Ken hate guns. - Listen, I am a big proponent for people should own guns. The right people should own guns. I firmly believe the world is not a safer place with a gun in my hands. It's like a, it's like a, yeah. I just, I think it's like having a person who doesn't like to drive on icy roads. And then they're like, but I have to drive. You should let the people who have a skill with it use it. - But like, I think you'd be very surprised. Like, as long as you're not stupid and you have a couple brain cells, you can, you can figure out it's sitting, it's sitting on a tripod pointed at the target thing ever. - The world is safe, that's right. - And like the biggest gun guys that you can ever imagine are all just standing there training you. - So that's where I did kind of switch. I was honestly working on the podcast. It was like Monday when they came. Like, I have a busy day Monday. Anyway, I was thinking about it and I go, I can't continue to live an ignorance of like, I just, if not good at it, so I'm not gonna do it. Like, I mean, I shot Clay Pigeons with you guys a few years ago. - Yeah, yeah. - You're a good shot. - You were, I remember it. I remember it. 'Cause I remember you been, I don't wanna do this. And then we were shooting Clay Pigeons. You hate like three of them. And I was like, oh, he's unnatural. So you just don't want to. - Yeah, so I do feel like I was being a pussy for a while and I'm gonna not be anymore. I was bummed when I missed out on Saturday when you guys went shooting. And I don't know about the bow thing. I don't know. I didn't wanna learn it. - Bow was way safer than I've done a gun in my opinion. 'Cause like, it's way harder to accidentally discharge it. - First of all. - You know what I'm saying? - And I'm not really worried about me being a potential danger. But I just am always like, I don't know if I need one. But now I'm starting to come around to like, all right, I kinda, I do. - One of the guys at the gym does like a gun course or whatever. - Yeah, I think both of us should go do it. I think it'd be good experience for both of us. - Well, Ken, I do wanna say this. You were sitting in the truck paying the credit card bill and the world was a safer place with you doing that. - That's why. - You know, so it's like, we might be giving you shit, but we don't actually know. - I think he used that to samurai swords. - Yeah, you just stick to like close range. - You go from all, you're not a gun guy to all, you shouldn't own a gun. - You know, what's your opinion actually? - We are giving you shit, Ken, but I don't know if you should. We've told many of stories on the podcast of like, moments that we're happy that you don't own a gun. - And who antagonized them? - Us exactly, which is why I'm not a proponent for you. - I'm owning a firearm. - And why shouldn't you get into those kind of situations? - I think we would operate the way that we. - So I should get a gun, is what you're saying. - Ken shoots one of us. - No, no, no, no, no. - It was like in prison because of a prank. - No, I don't think that you should. - Ken, what's you in for? - Oh, one of my buddies was gonna pull a little prank on him. - That's a real bad prank on Ken. - I tapped him. - And everybody else. - Yeah. - He didn't fuck with me so much, I wouldn't have shot him. - Somebody wouldn't be in prison. - Somebody broke into my house and they were in intruder, so I just went after him. - Ken's in prison, just fucking only working out. So he's just super jacked and six foot eight. And everyone in jail is scared of him. They go, "Don't fuck with Ken." He doesn't even, that's not even his real name. (laughing) He tapped one of his best friends just for fucking with him. (laughing) - Guy does, ruthless. - Yeah, they weren't gonna give me. - They were just pranking him too. (laughing) - They're just, they're just pranking him. - They just, they're just, they're just a gift. - They just put a toilet in his yard. (laughing) - So he killed a guy for someone putting a toilet in his yard. - Just so he can take a shit outside. - That actually be a good gift. - If we like blocked off, - Hold on, don't. - Imagine this, on your front lawn. - No, absolutely not. - No, we put like little sidewalls for your neighbor so they can't see, but then you get to shit. - But you got only, oh, I love it. - Yeah, you get to shit in the open air. - I love it. - Open air and you get to look out at your beautiful view. Get that summer breeze. - Maybe in the fall. - I'm looking down at his phone though. (laughing) - It's a beautiful view and he'd be scrolling. - A bougie out, that'd be sick. - A little coffee spot for you to set it. That always helps with the flow. - Wow, that, actually, that would be a nice gift. - Yeah. - No Ryan, but when Jake gave me that AK, we really started noticing it because you were just like, you went into your office, closed the door and like, we're like, hiding. - There's a big window in front of your office and you just moved it to the office. - Everyone's having a good time. And then Ben pulled his out, Jake is always strapped. So we're all like holding our guns and you're just like, (laughing) - Running, closing the door. - I don't remember it being like that, but I'm sure it was. - I do, I'm gonna get more into. - Well, it's Ryan. - It's okay if you don't like it. I was just curious, if you had a bad experience or something that's triggered this. - It's 12th as a Thursday, I don't have an excuse. Anyway, I do, I never grew up. (laughing) - I'm gonna give the comparison to like high horse cars. If you never grew up and you've never written in a high horse power car, everyone goes like, everyone's like, dude, it's an 800 horse power car. If you're a dude, how could you not love it? But some people are just like, it's just not for me. Like, I'm not trying to get in that thing and go like, yeah, if it's for you, that's awesome. And that's how I kind of compare it. So I can't remember the exact story. One day, we'll have my dad on here and he can tell it. But he used to hunt all the time. It was pretty good hunter and whatever. - He's got some nice bucks. - And he was, I believe, Fezin hunting or something like that. And someone followed it as he was walking like over there. And it basically either almost blew his head off or he got like, shrapnel in his shoulder. Like, what, one would consider a very close call. And he just was like, I have a kid and family. Like, this isn't worth it to me. Same thing happened with him in motorcycles. - That's a classic stuff. My mom did that to my dad. Just blasted and ran the fan. - She shot him. - Wait, what? - On accident. - A couple of babies and now he's a fisherman. - I think he got like, I want to see you at like 13. Holy shit like in his arm and in his face and in his neck It's now he just golfs. So then they go to the hospital, cuz oh shit Yeah, they were telling me the story when we're going first at first. He was like Like in shock and then realized like he was kind of Like just a bunch of BB's in him and a couple of them he picked out and then yes So he wasn't gonna go to the hospital, but then he ends up going to the hospital Yeah, I guess apparently when you blast him with a shotgun. They like call the cops or your spouse Like interrogating them and stuff rated them. My dad. I guess was struggling to not be like a smart ass Yeah, do you feel saving home hardly? My wife just shot me so we'll have to have a talk about it I'm here with a bullet wound. What do you think but yeah, so I think anyway He never taught me much of hunting cuz he just you know, was kind of out of it. So I just I'm excited that you guys are Learning or you guys are doing it more. So I have someone to do it with. I get really tell no I'm excited. I want to see of course seeing CJ sick fucking gun I was like whoa guns are sick because it was so cool proper response like you know You look at a shotgun. You're like, okay, well, that's nice But then you look at a really cool gun and you're like says life wide open on the side carbon barrel. Yeah. Yeah, everyone loves carbon fiber You know Ryan I don't want you to think that we're like bullying you. No, that's okay into guns You've bullied me probably my entire our entire friendship Okay, all right hold on hold on hold on. I'm not done and I'm 100% a better person because Everybody I appreciate bullying their friends likely their friend deserves it and could be improved by it And that's what's good about us. I will say like we are pretty damn hard on each other Like my grandma's like if my friends talk to talk to me like that we would never talk again Dude, I do one weekend with my college buddies, and it's like a breath of fresh air. Nobody like it's just the most Nice environment nobody's sitting on each other for the whole time and I'm like whoa But then I get back and I'm like I need it. It's just so funny and it's so fun and just hopefully the trolls aren't pointed at you for too long I feel like if you're good friends though. You can like crack jokes as a guy like that's that's when you know you're like buddies 100% and yeah, I don't know I mean look at how much good stuff has came from like these pranks and the way we talk to each other and it's all in Love I mean you're almost I the only one I'm sticking with is being a quad gap. I mean look at the way grandpa on his friends talk Same way, there is some proof in the pudding of the the way we act towards each other and the success That is a game of it. We keep each other in line. That's for damn sure. Yeah, I would say we are closer than Like there's hardly any friend groups that are like I think we're close as honest I think we are closer than 95% of brothers. Oh yeah for sure and the test of time too. Yeah, once we kind of past that 10 year mark And people say you lock in after like seven years or something your friends for seven years You'll be friends for your last year. You're you're what's what's it called when you live together in your roommate by law? Mary Bell. Oh, which streamer just got that what dude? It's a lot has been pushing that on me now She's like what's the term common law common law. Yeah, what is common law, dude? One of the Twitch streamers Don't be all Johnson can't can you look this up for me exposed my streamer. I'm on air draw it Just got he's the he's like the biggest biggest twitch streamer. I don't know twitch Exhibitors on the streamers name XQC. Thank you. XQC's girlfriend hit him with that and was trying to take like all of his money Lopez filed for divorce claiming they were married under Texas common law He denied it highlighting a high-stakes scenario involving shared assets and streamers relationships That's crazy if you use common law to be like hey like we're married because I really like you And I wish you would have proposed but we're common law, but she's just like no I'm just using it so I can divorce him and get money. She's also alleging battery and defamation and emotional stress Now you got a hundred million dollars just for your girlfriend So what is it how many years is it seven years or are you gonna say yeah, you had a smart ass comedy? The seven-year rule is a myth common law marriage can be established immediately if all requirements are met She's the girl lives for a month takes half your shit a month Oh wow one of the requirements is living together intention of getting married and Holding out which is representing yourselves to the public as spouses But most importantly on tax forms But if common law marriage is established you must go through a legal divorce to end it Like this is one of those weird gray areas. Well, how the hell does that work because you don't sign anything Yeah, like how when is it established if it's established your damn near the same as going to the courthouse and getting married Part of it is filing your taxes together, then if you're not if you're filing separately You must present yourself as a married couple to the public What are you doing with all those cords, Mike tying them together? No, what does it mean charger? I'm a brand new iPhone bro. So I was testing different cords in it to make sure really? Yeah, they they won't hold it just goes in falls out. We made it 10 years boys. So we're gonna be friends for life So that's cool and also regardless of how you guys feel about it You're definitely gonna get some prize with some guns boys Ryan and Ken. Hopefully the rest of you guys What the fuck? Yeah, fuck you I mean like what the for sure you two Ben, but like they're next on the list someone hit me with a rubber band gun or something like that I'll start out with that Marcemellos brand. Why that'd be fun Why the non gun guys because and you know this better than anyone Ben It's all about entertainment and it's way more entertaining to give them guns than you. So you just got that electric water guns somewhere What's something that Ben's not into skateboard? I mean I've been telling you guys a surprise me to Tony Hawk for the boy. He's busy Yeah, he really we have hammered her to it. Yeah, when we call if we called up Tony Hawk and said hey My buddy doesn't like to skateboard and has never skateboarded But he wants to do it as a joke just for a little conscious one drop it on a three-foot tall ramp We'll fly you out. He actually is always called Nothing else going on. I guess I see the level of difficulty. Maybe that's why I told you guys Set the bar high set the bar high knowing it's never gonna happen. We did get the invite to Bam Margera's house real with the Durham bros So we could do it there if we want to go, but I know we got a bunch of videos I'm not sure if we're gonna be able to make it all the scatting. I'll provide the ethnic for Ben Like I'll get him. I don't think he wears that nice. Well, you would have to if he's in a skate I think that he was wearing audios back in the day. They are now gone. I think he wears I think he's talking about me Yeah, I'm talking about that. Oh, oh, oh, okay. I was gonna say Ben Richard Skate shoes if he's gonna if he's anything is gonna be skating Pierrot dunks You kind of seem like a jennowskies guy He's the only thing you wear is dunks. So you got to get some SB dunks. Yeah for the big drop in the big tree foot What if we just got him some roller blades? It looks like more of a roller blader group booter. I Writer I think we saved the blades for Ken. Oh, I don't know if I don't know if rollerbladins for me Ken's more of a skate kind of guy where there's four of them keep you stable. I understand it. It's like it's like a quad for your feet Roller skates are quad for your feet. I mean honestly when you think about it all the wheeled little roller round sports bikes Skateboards like roller blades are the quads like yeah to the community Honestly the bikers look down at the quads kind of like yeah, 100% yeah, I feel like roller blades are looking look down even more than quads I was cuz their shorts are so damn short and I don't know why those things go but also if you see a roller blader Like absolutely sending it like you have to respect it. Oh, there's some crazy shit that you see Yeah, like dudes actually riding which realistically I think the quads are kind of capped on crazy shit You can do you know like they hit the freestyle ramp and stuff, but are they flipping quads and like I do it for a long time Yeah, but like are they like doing like combos? They're just so heavy that I don't know It always seems like they're too much more we're capped out until quads advance Dude quads mechanically unfortunately roller ring cuz everyone in fargo the skater and now it's called lit You feel really good Derby skater when they like skater on the bowl and check people and shit like low center of gravity a lot of mass I feel like built like a rock dude I'll never be able to find the clip But I saw this video the other day where there was this one dude just jack like six and a half feet tall And everyone else in the Derby was just like an average looking like nerd and he's literally just like Why don't we take him home by the end? He's literally like picking people like body Clean's out though like a dozen people wait, that's a wild sport What I've never even heard of it that answers my point pull it up skate in a circle and hit each other so roller Derby I genuinely thought that it was like it was I've only ever seen women do it Yeah, I thought it was just so that leads Yeah, like like more blitch when I've never seen that either when I pull it up Ryan's not wrong. It's probably so normally I'll tell you about it up around Duluth area whatever I don't know where they do it but there is like first I think it's like a Barley what I'm saying and it's all chicks Okay, they're good. It's gonna be coming up see what I'm saying. No, I have never seen this It's like like you're basically like trying to make the other person fall like there's like I think there's maybe four people on your team These ones are on flaps. Sometimes you see them. They're on the curve. They got the bank. Oh, they're all in male It's insane. So once they fall they're out. I don't know I think they just get up and we'll keep ramming it devil devil versus outlaws. Okay, this is roller derby What I didn't I just want to talk about. I feel like they don't do Dude, what is this so like they're trying to check them and shit? Oh my god What damn he puts his helmet back on like Maybe like maybe you have to do as many laps and they're trying to stop you. Yeah, that's what it is Shit, I feel like this is like WWE Yeah, WWE style. I feel like we should do this. Yeah, those hit seemed a little WWE that was that was crazy They're pretty intense. This is probably real mr. Mean gets whipped over the point Roller skates man, you got to put your nose down the toe down if the stop that's a crazy Yeah, here we go. Yeah, just got flipped over the boards like a hockey game. I take all the shit I talked back we need to go to one of these this would be lit dude. This is insane Dude, how have I never seen this before? I think I think I think I'm just too young and see if they'll let Ken go out and run a few laps with them Bro, you know how we're talking last podcast about Ken being a tabletop dream They would fucking send them over the board so quick break so much stuff Just gotta go around once without anyone there like this is an aggressive sport man All they're wearing is a bike helmet. How do you get into this? I have a friend who you Born into a Ben a girl I worked with at Zorba's used to do this really cool. Yeah, look at their team name the hell cats Yeah, luckily like they would do it in far the lead jammer. Is that something you go from like ice skating? You do that in the summer. Oh, I believe you are Yeah, these are indoors. Can you get your own activity but I feel I feel like the reason they don't usually do men's is because The women because because like Evans example the guys are strong enough to literally like break their necks Like they could hit someone so hard that they might end up Upside down landing on their head and breaking their neck, but the women aren't smart strong enough The men were strong enough to actually hurt themselves. I said the men are strong enough to actually cause severe damage The women just aren't having quite that velocity so you can keep it a little tamer. It's just maybe more of a girl sport I don't know like it's more entertaining to watch I'm trying to watch it dude I'd love to go to WWE event. I think like you know, like I said, I watched a ton as a kid the first video kind of remind me of WWE I just would love to do a match when it's in Vegas. Well, they're having WrestleMania in Vegas actually when this year I think it's in it's actually coming up. It's got to be very soon actually Oh, I mean like I said I used to watch as a kid, but oh April 18 Yeah, I knew it was kind of very soon if we do go or when we do go I'm really intrigued to be like I want you to teach me everything and explain it to me like I'm an idiot because I you know Well, like I said, I'm kind of out of it because a lot of the people that I watched are now retired but I still would love to go Yeah, you need the story lines. That's what makes it good just to pop in it's still be lit, but it'd be different if you were following it Bro Vegas has got to be crazy during WrestleMania We should go and dress can up like Hulk Hogan. Yeah, you're walking around big Die all your stuff. Die your stuff blonde. Hands already dialed on he comes I mean I'd be down like each one of us could just be a wrestler Dress up like a wrestler. Somebody can be I'm not sure who I'm not who else is in Russell maybe I don't know who else is in there Steve now John Cena Logan Paul is actually a pretty big superstar in the WWE now Can be the undertaker maybe did you guys see the video of that kid going up to John Cena sitting in like a coffee shop on his phone And then the kid goes up and just starts singing. No Ryan pop this up What the fuck is going on really awkward. Why is this guy singing to a wall? That's funny Ryan. Wait, did he just go? Would you like to sing now and he goes Yes, I would for what purpose do this will be Ken in 10 years We had to just pull out his airpods pop them in I remind you All right, how long is this guy going to sing for? I got to pay my credit card bill quick. He just didn't they That reminds me when Ken you were on like like a business call yesterday and the guy was trying to make small talk And he's like oh you're pretty close to more head then and then he's like oh so-and-so like I used to do whatever in more Head and then he keeps making small talk and can just like Can't give him something here can strictly business. You know Ryan. I do got apologize to you It was my fault yesterday when the video went live. I don't know what the heck happened But when they got exported out you didn't have a song during your ride. I was wondering Like it's like my big moments like I got it. There's a song for Evan. There's a song for Mike I even like had a lit song for you it flowed really nice and then We're sitting now watching the video live and there's no song. It's just this awkward like Like basically running into shit if it makes you feel better like didn't really know the same Maybe I thought that Evan said too, but here the Raptor are saying, you know I guess I didn't really know make the uncomfortable moment It definitely made it uncomfortable though. It did it was so It was deafening. I really did like it. I like you Good good. Well, I'm glad at least that was there, but I figured you'd just be watching it Ryan and everyone has like a Just a cool moment and then yours goes up and you're just like god damn it I figured that like I don't know maybe that was my punishment for Not having more songs ready. You know, I only had the one song for the rollers I should have had more written. I mean, and you know, it's it's honestly to be expected What like you were filming some things and and you you can just about expect that it might get chopped up not in your favor Well, I thought I looked sick There's so many instances where like I don't know about me Yeah, yeah, or when Evan's like I didn't pick these wheels and this color and they're and we're like Evan Dude what is with you in donk wheels? You do love donk wheels though. Yeah You were able to clarify that in that video though Thank you. I had the same reaction when he saw his cheetah try I thought I started to be so grateful and put it into words exactly. I just Don't have an overly large passion for donk wheels really what about I can I can appreciate them I just did not my cup of tea. What do you think about spinner wheels? It was like 2002. I would probably want some spinner wheels on my hummer. You didn't think that maybe you should tell us That before we customized two of your vehicles I thought that I implied it after the El Camino But clearly I gave mixed signals. He can shoot you're gonna want to cancel that order for the Lamborghini shit It just shit. What about spinners on your Lamborghini? I mean that'd be cool It might it's close to the same error. I think a good set of floater wheels on your Lambo would be floaters are just like What floaters are just center caps no floaters are the ones were like the It's weighted in them. Yeah, I mean if yeah, I think if they were donk spinners over just regular donk wheels Probably take the spinners just to take that ridiculousness to the next level kid spinners be back Dude, I've tried getting spinners for Evan. Actually, it's very hard to find. I don't even know if they make I can get spinner hubcaps on Amazon I thought they're just suit. I just remember looking one. They're expensive for ebony. No Camino and they were like legit eight to ten grand Yes, just for the wheel I kind of went down the rabbit hole Instagram of spinners and floaters and all that and then I found out it costs they start at like 2500 bucks a wheel and are people putting them on cool cars anymore? Of course subjective right this is kind of subjective. They some of them look kind of cool. Some of them are just normal cars that have been Donkified, but okay. Yeah, and now judging by what I'm seeing here. This is this is crazy Crazy spec build the early 2000s though. No, that was a crazy time for space. Oh my as a car guy I can appreciate it all like I can appreciate that But that is how I feel driving my That is what I feel you got to feel pretty fucking cool then huh that thing is Delt how much for the custom SpongeBob that's insane work dude How's that thing? If you turn the wheel Easy one like ten point turns just to Yeah, I've seen way bigger wheels on on a charger before. Oh, that Chevy. I know that Chevy sick This is what I think with the Those are that's awesome I like that You can do that to a linger's car you should do that for a lingerie. I should she does that would be a fast water car needs Ben surprises Greta with a car and then you surprise a linger with a bill with 30 inch floaters That would be actually funny as fuck and a wrap and some window tint. Yeah, oh and a full bang in sound system Oh, we should that would be a four 15. Yes, bit 15s Four 15s in the trunk Honestly, that would be fun like I feel like sometimes it's hard to prank Some of our friends because they know they're being pranked, but we should we should pimp my ride her car She'd be so fucking rattled. She'd have no idea what he was literally Yeah, it'd be funny when she like see her reaction because she wouldn't want to be like I hate it What do you what do you think she would do? It's cool. Do you think she would give us a good reaction or would she just straight up not say anything because she doesn't want to say something I think she would be just so shocked it would be I don't think she would have a super vocal reaction But I think her face would tell the story for sure, but I mean Four 15s in the trunk and 30 30 inch dubs 30 inch dubs onto them Malibu. She does like rap music Yeah, I could see it on anyone's car. It would be a long dress exactly. Yeah, well, we can talk about that So you put in Greta's car. She's not doesn't quite fit that vibe It doesn't hit the same when you're bumping T-swift, but when you're pulling up is it a key guard? Hard rap. Yeah, and your seat is all the way back. You got your little sunglasses on you just look through the steering wheel That shit would hit it would hit it would be pretty funny to if it was just like a sleeper I mean, I if it wasn't a dog No, but you just put you just packed the trunk full of substance. I've no idea. She just turns it on It's the craziest front wheel drive car. You fucking hate subwoofers too because I put them in everything the pontoon Damn, kitchens gonna have a subwoofer and it's he's like oh Really? Because the subwoofers are always closer to the passengers instead of the driver It's like underneath the boat where all the passengers would sit as it would vibrate So yeah, she can get to be too much. They really aftermarket subs like maybe I'm getting old, but like just raddling everyone Yeah, it does like like after I remember in your old boat Ryan. Yeah, sitting on that one spot You were literally just like it was brutal when I drove the El Camino back to Duluth a couple times the noise got old pretty Yeah, I'm just against it if it's horribly tuned You have four fifth wow four fifteens is too much, but you know like you have crazy subs But your speakers match it and your car is not rattling apart with it then run it and you don't have it turned up to Yeah, I have crazy subs you can have a bunch of subs, but still of the volume turned down and it still sounds good. I have a punchy and clean You just got to have I feel like everybody's looking at you when you're sitting at the lights You got to have dark tent. I feel like I've been sitting in a fish bowl lately It's a little spatially in a laundry car. You're down low. Just fish bowling no ten. No ten zero ten is that that's her choice? Yeah, it's just that's just how Malibu's respect. Yeah We have a buddy named 10 he can tend to me, you know, I think there's certain vehicles though It's like you need to yeah, you do honestly. Yeah, you throw a tent on you do on that car It's kind of like yeah, that's a drug dealer. Yeah, there's something a white man Rust under the doors, but we're falling you're doing it wrong. Okay, so you guys know how in the Chevy's like our work truck It's got the camera rear view mirror So you can see really clearly into whoever's behind you like when you're at a light It's actually pretty nice just like driving around once you get used to it. You threw me off with work truck because I was just like the highest Yeah, it's an eighty four, but I mean it's it is our company work truck Anyway, so I'm sitting there. My homer has that and I'm sitting at the light in DL And you know, you just kind of are like scanning because you're trying to do something to not look at your phone and I look back as I'm sitting at the light and this guy or this girl rather this guy and this girl are sitting in the car and the Girls kind of leaned over and looks like she's maybe Polishing the seat perhaps Maybe an ice cream cone Oh, that was it a red Lamborghini Cheetah Raptor He talked out El Camino. It was none of those. Okay, it's none of those and yeah This guy and this gal had just fish bolt in and the camera is just because they were right up behind me And it just it just looks right into the car and it was very clearly as dude was just getting jerked off at a stoplight at 11 a.m What a lucky fucking guy. I'm not saying I was sitting there Payton on the guy. I was like damn good for him. It's fucking 1047 a.m. Like what a random time you jerked off in the car in the middle of town It's just one of those guys playing all the way around. If she would have you like got out of the car I just give a nice run over your filming. You are sick sick of the head You hold on my you'd see what you'd run up and say nice Yeah, I think that means over here. Nark and you're sick and then I'd just be like nice We we pulled up on a situation once a caron and a girl's hand one's a Karen and one's a pervert I think you're better off just driving away. That's what I did. I just just I just kept my eyes forward You look at that no rap is like Watching that playoff. He's just like grabs his phone and he starts like texting on his phone. He's just rolling. I'm trying not to do this You see me looking up here and up in the mirror like trying to get a better look I just think record. I accidentally witnessed that one time me and a bunch of the homies were all four wheeling They're biking on a trail. There's a vehicle parked We're like huh, what if it's like a band-in or sit in there or what's going on? So we all just like pull up and just like pull up right right to it Just peer right in the non-tinted windows to see a couple just going to The chick just started screaming and then we just were like holy shit We drove we drove off like a little ways away Stop and say laughing about what happened. They got they got out of there. What a crazy crew to have pull up on them too Yeah, I feel bad like I didn't want to wreck wreck their moment. I was gonna say I'm treating them want to actually wreck their moment That's why you got to have That's that's you'd need some dark ass tint though. You at the end of the day Here's a thing though. You just even if you got 50% it's helping yeah Definitely it's helping you might build you like look across the parking lot and go tank they're getting down in there Yeah, but it like Ryan's situation. I mean, let's say they're windshield murdered. That's true. Yeah, yeah It's just the risk. You got to be willing to take if you want to I mean that might be part of the part of the thrill Exactly, so I I'm on a legal. I'm probably yeah, probably yeah But yeah, I'm sure you get a hundred percent of the time of a cop side you'd get in trouble I think it depends on where yet like are you on the road in a public parking lot or you had a dairy queen parking lot You're like are you in a back-back woods area like I feel like I think it's still I think it's still a jam up in the woods I think it if you get caught unless it's on your own private property So I'm on Alibaba the other day See if I can get scammed again. I'm seeing all these reels right of people that are ordering their wheels straight from China And I just wanted to try so I'm like all right you guys make any wheels. They're like how will we make any wheel? And so I'm like Real say that the way they said it again Like I don't know I'd be risky to say I'm just a luma-luma there you go a big a luma-luma So I'm like what I just want to like vet you guys what how wheels have you made and then they just send me They're like here's the catalog and they send me a drop box of I swear every single wheel brand I've ever heard of and all the ones I haven't and every like just a high definition photo of every single wheel Each wheel brand has ever made so you're saying they're all made by Alibaba No, I'm I mean no, no, I'm just saying that and then I'll go like what is this like you can make any of these and then they're just like Yes, I'm like okay I'm talking they sent like a thousand photos of different wheels and so I just sent them some wheels that I thought were sick And I'm like can you make these for your what? The Subaru. I mean they're not like gonna be like I don't know how legit they'll be but then they said 1250 with shipping for four wheels That's pretty cheap anyway. I just want to try it. I mean if you get like some loads - Yeah, you get low wheels, that's about what you'd be at. - You got it. - So, but I have like a 10 and a half wide, you know, whatever, like kind of interesting spec. Most of the specs that I'm looking for, you'd have to get like work wheels, which are like the name brand. - Yeah, that's really nice. - So anyway, I just want to see like how legit it is. - Did they say what kind of time frame it is or just? - I haven't heard anything on time. - One to three years, yeah. - It's gonna be kind of like your e-bikes that you ordered four years ago now. - Hopefully not. - That's what I was getting at, hopefully not. It could be, we'll see. - You know, the thing about it is, all that shit's made overseas. And these manufacturers have absolutely no loyalty. They have no loyalty. - They don't. - And so it doesn't surprise me. I think it's just like jumping through a lot more hoops. - Not our boys at Vossen made in the USA, baby. - Yeah. - So, Shout out to Vossen. - Vossen's are my favorite wheels. - But uh. - Shout out 'cause some offsets too. - Yeah. - Well, how much longer on your Subaru mic? - I'm hoping for this summer. They got the Cajun, the seats in. They got like a new Alcantara headliner. - This thing is going to be unbelievable. - It really is. - Did I hear you say you're putting a new motor in it? - It's, yeah. The motor's not in it, but the motor's done. - Bro, this is gonna be Mike's Lamborghini. - It's gonna be pretty, it's gonna like win like awards at car shows if I ever bring it. - Is it gonna be done for our car show? - I don't know. We'll see. - Either way, I got to play first. - That would be very sick. That would be a great place to reveal it. Jake just called me this morning and said he moved her fours for it. - So, really? - So, we're locked in and we're doing the car show? - I think so. - It's not fully locked in. - It's not me. - Yeah, he called and told me that. I was like, "Oh, bro, we really gotta do this." - We're thinking about doing a car show. Like a lit big one. So, we don't wanna say too much, but we're planning. - I think a lot of people will come. - 5th, 6th, and 7th. - I was talking with Robbie about that. I said, "Hey, man, we got something coming." What's the status of the Hunicorn build? He said, "Well, we're back on it now after they were working for Matt's off-road games." He said, "We're just gonna chop the roof off now and then start putting the cage in." I was like, "Holy fuck." - Yeah, they said that a little ways. - This is his time when he was shooting for SEMA of this year. - Yeah. - Yeah, of 2026. - Yeah. - Of this year. - Yeah, of this year. - I think you should roll more of this year. - I wasn't building a day. - No, neither was this Hunicorn. He sent me a video of the rear end of it. - Yeah, it's crazy. - I mean, I think we said this before, but it will be now, once it's done, easily the closest replica, easily. - No, they're saying nicer than the original. - I don't know, I don't know. They are saying. - That's insane. - Nicer. - I'll take it. - That's crazy. - I don't remember. - No, I'm not even gonna look at it. - Can I look at it? - I'm not even gonna be downwind from it. - Can I drive it? - No. - I like, they didn't like drive the other one. - You should have driven it that way. - Yeah, well, yeah. - Well, now we wouldn't have such a nice build happening if we let Evan drive it. - Yeah, you're right. - You would have just like, - Roll up the rear end. - You just blown up the motor and did some, some minuscule stuff. - I just would have made it less or a few minutes at Jakes. - But it's when we didn't have any gas in the tank, so it was-- - Oh yeah. - Slopping around at one time at the wheel got loose. - Were you driving it then? - I was driving it then, for sure, but were you gonna drive it? - No, that was-- - No, he was driving it. - Ben was driving it both times, the wheel fell off. - I was driving it one time, 'cause I saw the lug nut fly down the highway next to me. And I went, I think there's a problem. - For how long that we had ownership of that car and how many times we drove it, something happened every other time we drove it. - Really did. - I mean, it's the intro. - We had the intro replica car, you know? - Yeah, no, we weren't surprised about that, but we also-- - I was thinking today, like, taking the hell cap for one last spin before it's next big project. - Oh yeah, we thought somebody stole it for sure. - Yeah, we thought somebody stole it. - I just wanted to drive it one last time, and so I'm like, dude, this thing's holding up so well, and we really do speak highly of the hell cap, especially after the TRX video. I'm like, it really is. It's not even skipping a beat. And then I like, look, and I'm like, we bought it with like 76,000, and now it's got like 76,600. - Yeah. - So I haven't put many miles on it. - It's been hard run times. - Yeah. - Couple sets of tires. - Yeah, I look the winters on it already are torched. - You know, my dad, he's a big Corvette guy. He's got a C6 Corvette, and he's got a C4 Corvette, and loves him. Like, he built his C4 up, like when I was a kid, like he would build it up and work on it, and he'd go to the drag strip, race it, break, he'd fix it, go back to the drag strip. Anyways, he got a C6 427. So he's got the same motor as the Z06. It's the same car that got stood on by that homeless guy. He's actually not homeless. He was just on drugs. But he was, he's like building it, putting a cam head, like he's gonna do flex field. Like, you know, turn off the horsepower on this thing, make it faster. So he's working on that and his garage over the winner. He came over and drove the Hellcat, and he was like, I honestly might sell this C6 and get a Hellcat. - What? - He thought that highly of the Hellcat. - Which I did not expect, 'cause normally he's like, I don't know, he just, it's like pretty critical. He doesn't like selling any of his stuff. - It's very interesting, because - I could not believe he said that. - Wow. - Well, at least like me and Ben, we've both flopped back and forth between the C6 and the Hellcat, and I think it's a flip of a coin. - I mean, I'd agree, too. I think it's, I don't know. He, you know, obviously the interior is like newer on the Hellcat, like maybe that is. - But here's the thing, the driving of the car. - I think I'm more like a 4-Vet guy. - The Hellcat. - I just speak, I know ours is a little beat up now, but like the interior of Dodges, and I'll just even say this about the Viper. It's not nice, it's straight up not nice. It's not quiet, it's got some rattles, some squeaks. - Well, the Hellcat's really bad. - And the Hellcat is really bad. - The Hellcat is really bad. - But I'm just saying, like that's just pretty, what year is that, 2016, 2017? Like it's just, it's not nice. And then a Corvette, it's a little better. - Yeah, but going to, well, I guess I was going to C6, what, what's going on, what I'm getting at? It's older, but still the interior is. - He's got it, isn't it? - C6, but yeah, I mean, it's about as nice as it could be for a C6 Corvette, it's really nice, I think. - That's crazy though, he's-- - I was surprised he wanted to switch. He even set it to Big Ranch. - Oh, wow. - 'Cause then Big Ranch lives down the road from-- - They could buy the C6. - True, I think that's true. - I probably wouldn't buy a convertible C6. - Oh, you could put a roof on it. - Or you could just cut the convertible off. - Did you guys see that Chevy just dropped a new LLs? - Oh, sorry. - No, I didn't. - So the Grandsport just came out and they made a whole new motor, like their drop in. - What? - A 6.7 liter, so it's a 409, damn she fine. - I thought it was the standard Stingray motor, I'm mistaken. - So I'm confused, but yeah, it's got a 6.7 liter, it's now what they're called, LS6, which in the Stingray is the LT2. The LS6 is also going now in the Stingray, which-- - I think they killed the LT2. - Yeah, which is interesting. So the bummer for the original LT2, but LS6, 6.7 liter, can you imagine if they put that in a truck or something? - I think they are, they're killing the 62 in the 5.3. - Yeah, since 'cause Ford did that huge gas motor, what's been around a little bit, what is it, 7.3? - Oh, the 7.3, yeah, that's true. - So it makes sense, Chevy makes a big, yeah. - Yeah, that's true, they do. - They also confirmed unfortunately, no manual. - No manual. - And then they're making the-- - What are you gonna read? (laughing) - Actually, there is no owner's manual, but no manual transmission. - And then they'll have the Grandsport X, which is like the replacement for the E-Ray, so it has a 6.7 and the electric motor up front of like 720 horsepower or something. - What would you pick, if it was the Hellcat, or Z06, C6 Corvette? - You've rigged both of them. - I think I'd go C6. - You would, yeah. - I think, but it really is a focal point. - Yeah, the C6 just seems like it's more of a track car, like it's more nimble, it has more handling, and it's also still fast. - I think whatever one I'm currently driving, I'd be like, yeah, I'd take this one. - My Hellcat sounds so goddamn good. - I think Hellcat or C7-Z06, I think Corvette just takes it, walks it over there. - I don't know why I'm not a huge fan of the C7s. - Yo, how about the other day at dinner, when your dad just straight up, just point blank called me out for calling C4 Corvette's limb? - Yeah, you did say that. - I don't know if you said it on video or where you said it, but yeah, he took offense of that. - I know. - I know. - He did. - He's got a C4 Corvette, he's on since 98 that he loves. - I just said it's the lamest of the Corvette. - It's sick too. - I think it's got quite a bit of, it's tuned up. - What was the C3? - I think the C3 was Jake's. - C3, Pio. - Three in one, wasn't it? - Oh, that's a C4 Corvette, isn't it? - Yeah, the C4 might be the lamest Corvette. - The C4 is Mike's red Corvette that Shred 80 ran into with the bank truck. - Look at this. So this is the reason that my Subaru was taken so long to get done, but this Corvette, so it's a split window, so what is that, a C? - This is C2. - C2. - C2s are sick. - Absolutely insane. They had this car like on a rotating stand, just like the body, like legit from the ground up. - It's really nice. - And it's got a LS7 in it. And then the interior, it's like all done with like Ferrari red leather. - I love a red interior. - Can you imagine blowing the tires off that? - Oh, look at that. - Hey, see just lambo in the back. - Oh, yeah, that lambo. - Is that in town? - Why is he flexing like this? - I'd like that car. - They put the mirrors underneath it. - Holy shit, look at that suburban in the back. Pause it. - That is a clean. - Yeah. - It's a 63. - Why? - A pretty crazy. - Why do they have the car like stand stuff? Like it's a jeep in like a, - So they can see the underside of it. 'Cause they take pride in like how clean it is. - Oh, that is red. - Oh, get down. - Can you imagine soiling that interior? - Shhh, but yeah, that Lambo. - A couple of Chuck wagons. - It's a guy with the Detail Shop next to my shop. He was detailing that Lambo, so it's Twin Turbo Hurcon. And I talked to the guy who owned it, I never caught his name. But I'm like, this thing is sick. Did you own it before it was Twin Turbo? And he's like, no. And I was like, I've driven a Hurcon a handful of times and like, it's fast. It's gotta be just like really fast. And he goes, to be honest, man, it's not that crazy. He's like, I got a lot of cars, and it's not that crazy. - How much horsepower? - He was like, 800 on pump gas. - Two wheels? - That's super turbo. - You gain 200 horsepower, fucking. - That's wheel, wheel. - Oh, yeah. - It seems like a lot of work to go through when you could just crank it up more. But I guess if you want it reliable. - Yeah. - And just daily driving. - I agree, I'm like a big pump gas advocate. I'm like the opposite of Jake. Jake's like, how can we put this on E85 and absolutely blow it to the moon for power? - And be right here, E85's like not the most can be known. - It's just like, yeah, that's the whole thing. - So I do flex feel. You can do E85 if you want. You can do half tank and 91, whatever you want. - It will just account for it. - It's so interesting. So you really just can pay us to do so. - No, I'm not that. - Especially if you're not gonna drive it for too long like that. - You don't wanna have that. - You know, I think that's right. - My drift car is all gunked up, and I don't care. I'm gonna lose the power and go 91. - Good call. - That'll be great too, 'cause then when we film, and it's empty, then it won't be like an hour to get. - Yeah, exactly. Oh, I don't have any. Yeah, like, oh, I have that extra can of E85 that's been sitting there for a month. It's probably bad. - Corn. - Corn. - It's corn. - Ever got my Bronco back this week? - Nice. - I got the invoice for what went wrong. Raised vehicle and inspected. Right hand rear wheel fell out while raising vehicle. Rear axle bearing failed completely gone. Axle chewed into brake. So rear wheel fell out while raising vehicle. - Rear bearing? - No. - Rear wheel fell off. - It just fell off. - Well, they're raising it. - But it sounds like this stemmed from the wheel bearing going bad and then. - Yeah, and then you continue to drive it. - The rear wheel fell off. - Right hand. - And then lifted the vehicle. - Right hand rear wheel fell off while raising vehicle. - Does that not seem crazy to anyone else? - It's insane you were driving that thing. - You said the brake was barely holding it on and when they lifted it up, it had just enough like, wait, to be clear. - It does sound a lot like what Tony was saying about your Raptor. I was like, I can't believe this thing was driving down the road. - But I don't think I had any bad wheel bearings in there. Maybe I did. - Yeah, and it was just the launch list of other parts that failed because that failed. - Can we hear about 'em? - Mainly the, but it was the wheel bearing. - Wheel bearing failed and then it continued to be driven on. So the only thing holding it on was the brake and the caliper, which then it was chewing. - But it's so fun. - The wheel fell off. - Well, if it would've been driven another like, 10 miles, it would've fallen. - It makes more sense now that when you're like, you didn't snap the axle. I'm like, bro, I don't know how I could've snapped the axle, but that vehicle's like so much wind noise and stuff in there. Anyways, you can't hear a wheel bearing go. No, we'll just say and like if you're in a normal vehicle, you'd like feel and hear the grinding, but when you're on 37s and it's loud, I-- - He said if he was stopped right away, they could've just replaced the wheel bearing and it would've been fine. But because you continued to drive it, it ruined the whole rear axle and they had to get the whole new rear axle assembly. - But did you have to pay for it or was it-- - Oh, it was under warranty. - Oh, then it was all good. - Perfect. - It was perfect. - But if I would've had to pay for it out of pocket, it would've cost, we'd pull up the invoice for what they're billing forward. $7,925 is 63 cents. - Cheaper than I expected, so expect to see an invoice in the mail. - That's actually, he did you a favor if you think about it because now you have a brand new rear axle. - Yeah. - A new rear end can't-- - Full rear end. - Two months before the warranty expires. - Ooh, that's easy. - Perfect. - You're welcome. - And did I hear that something's going with the charger on your Tesla? - Oh yeah, right as I got that back, my charger for the Tesla failed. - Oh man, ship it to many-- - And I also heard that, or maybe that was on the podcast, but you said the other day, you're revoking your-- - My vehicles are no longer loner vehicles. - No, to no one on that. - To no one. - CJ has a second vehicle if you wanna-- - If CJ's going to provide a loner vehicle, you can use this G-Wagon in your van. - Can you use that GMC? - Ben, your truck's been a loner vehicle forever. - I did, but I just sold it to Dalton. - But-- - Ryan, you've got two cars. One of them can be a loner vehicle. - Yeah, sure, no one's ever asked. - Mikey, you've got-- - God knows who that is. - I'm glad he can rip the GMC. - You were very generous with so many vehicles. We had so many vehicles. There's trucks galore back there that people can drive. - You could just fix that wheel on the front of your-- - You can. - Oh, yeah, that could be a loner vehicle. You can put a lonado. - You gotta do a little Chevy maintenance around here. There's like three, four proper Chevy's that are all just like front end away from being-- - Being gonna be go. - You can go and scroll up here, fix the front end of that GMC. - That's a plan. - The scrapyard at the back of the moto track has actually achieved a pretty ridiculous result. - But it's like nine cars deep-- - Some of those monsters. - That's gonna come in handy though, because when we buy that monster truck, we can have a full monster GM hold on the-- - And the crazy thing is that there's probably equally as many cars at the graveyard at the farm. - As a good question. - Well, the graveyard at the farm cars, those just need a little maintenance. - That's the farm is no like-- - The ones at the track, those are full-blown garbage. - Except, no, no, no. - Okay, and there's a couple of good rigs actually out at the track. The black Chevy, I think that little red rocket of Ben still runs, it's out there. - Oh, yeah. Yeah, and your Hummer got shot. I was trying to get people to not shoot it. Only once, blame that on young boy, but he shot it. - Dalton, yeah. - Which part of the car? - The mirror, it was all right, isn't it? - Oh, that's fine. - I'm just like, you don't need the mirrors if you're having a Hummer. - You have all these cars to shoot, and they're like, yeah, shoot the Hummer. So-- - I'm sure it felt the best. - The dip you did. - I bet it did. Just glad I could get you guys a little enjoyment. - I don't even know if he hit it, did he? - He did, put it right through the mirror. - All the mirror, that's easy. - He was aiming for the side of it. - Yeah, so Jake took his Mustang off of our pole, and then we were gonna replace it with the limo that we have sitting kind of just in our scrap yard, but it was frozen to the ground. It was just a giant ice cube. So now we're trying to figure out what to put up in replacement of Jake's Mustang. We originally had the Bronco up there, and then we had the Hummer pontoon, and then we took that down, we put the off-road Lamborghini, and then we took that down, put Jake's Mustang up. - That's gotta be replaced. - I'll just say it. - This 'cause the limo was frozen, doesn't mean I don't think we should put, I'd still vote for the limo. - We just gotta wait a couple weeks. - We can still do that, I guess. That was more of just like the last minute. Oh, should we toss this up? Like, I don't know if there's, is there something better? - It probably fall. - We put a lot, we sat there for like an hour like, okay, we ran through all the vehicles that we could potentially put up. - Put the mega quad up there. - It would totally ruin it, but the boat car would be kind of funny to see up there. - Wait, I like the mega quad idea too. - No, I think we gotta fix it, we gotta fix it, yeah. - It's a printout with him, yeah. - I think it's so nice to, I think the limo's toast, and if we could balance the limo up there, it would look ridiculous. And it also probably has the highest odds of falling, which is what we want. - We need to run through cranes for that. - Good windy day. - No, he said he could handle it. - And it just blows off, it'd be pretty funny. - We need to put a trail cam on it. That's actually a great idea, otherwise we will miss it. - Yeah, so, okay. All right, I guess that settles it then. - The magazine, we need to spend a week up there. - A week, in it. - Shred 80's coming back. - If there wasn't a wine night, in that limo, I would do like maybe a few hours up in there, but I can't even go in there. - Yeah, that's right, I can't. - I forgot what we did to that thing. - We had a wine night. - Wine night, right, drove it into the pond. - That's right. - Okay, before we go, I've got this real, I wanna show you guys. - Really? - I've been trying to convince Big Ranch to build us dangerous items, and he just won't do it. I don't know how, maybe I need Ben to do it. You're better at convincing Big Ranch to build things, but-- - Big Ranch is always down to build things. - That's what I mean, but not for me. I've been trying to get him to build the tire thing that we can push, like I showed last week with the Indian. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - He just says things that are quite obvious, but this doesn't mean that he doesn't-- - Oh, he'll still do it. - He'll say, "Oh, yeah, that's a bad idea. You could break a hand." - This one is for sure a bad idea, but I still think we should mess with it. (gun shots) - Whoa! - What? - A little air rocket. - I think we should build an air rocket. It's funny, it actually looks slower on this TV when you walk on your phone. - Bro, is he on a piece of cardboard? - He's on a piece of cardboard, yeah. - Well, I mean-- - Well, I mean-- - All right, all right. - He's straight, I've got the bottle just like right in front of him. (gun shots) - Where do you go? - He who do you need, bro? - That's how you disappear. - I mean, having all the pharx extinguishers in the shot-- - Where do you think he was gonna go? - Can you imagine-- - You did the grass. - Ripping that thing on a skateboard? - Oh. - You would need to-- - Okay. - Dude, this is a buddy rocket man project. - That's what I'm saying. - We don't need big ranches approval. We just need to call it buddy rocket man. - Yeah, it doesn't look nearly as qualified as buddy. (blender whirring) - Whoa! - We could do that when Ken is doing the world's fastest. - Oh, yeah. - Boop, boop. - Yeah. - Slap it on a long board and see how fast he can do it. - Ken, when do you want to do that? Do you need me to get Guinness book world records out here? - Oh, I mean, preferably when it's not cold. - Yeah. - I mean, it's gonna run-- - I mean, where are we trying to do this on a public road? Are we gonna close an airstrip? - Yeah, we can go to an airstrip or a track office. - Does it feel like just trying to do some-- - You're not gonna do it on a public road. - Yeah, I know, doing it on the public road would be-- - You might get indecent shitting. - More so, I don't wanna have a-- a little more space. I guess, I do wanna have a little more space. - What do your diets gonna look like? - If you successfully get the poop off, but you somehow get into an accident, you imagine the trail, the paramedics, we've never seen anything like it. There's shit everywhere. - What do you think your diets gonna look like leading up to that stunt, Ken? - No one crushables for a week. - I don't know. - I don't know what you have to, like just. - Pro team powder. - Riber. - Yeah, a lot of pro team powder. - Ice cream. - I see some muffins. - Oh yeah, I used to. - Oh, ice cream. - We'll give him some milk. - Ken's gonna be able to just unleash what he would wanna eat, like every single day. He eats ice cream and, and Pro team shakes and milk. - I feel like when, when Ken lets lose, it's gonna be like a shot of nitrous. It's already a rocket. - It's faster. - They're gonna be elistically. - They're gonna be going so fast. - On the back of this thing. - Yeah, there's gotta be. - Now we've seen it long run out if you're gonna do this. I don't even know if we can put this out on the internet, but we'll probably just do what we're passionate about. - Well, it depends on if you, if everything panned out the way you guys want, where he's bought us naked and he might. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - He doesn't have to be pan-as-naked. - No, that's not where he is. - We can build them like a shoot. - Oh, so that was his trap. - Yeah, just like a little flap. - There'll be like a motorcycle suit in case he falls off, then he doesn't get skunked up. - Still seems like one of those things YouTube is gonna flag for just like unnecessarily dangerous activity. - You can't always do everything just for YouTube, you know? - I mean, I think we're doing this for the world record. - We don't know how they're dangerous things can. - I think it's for the world record, Guinness Book of World Records. - Don't you remember back when you were a kid and you were just sitting in middle school and you go to library and you, you and your buddies would flip through the Guinness Book of World record. You'd see like longest nails, you know, tallest man. - And if you don't get Guinness, you might at least get like a mention in like, Ripley's believe it or not. - Yeah. - Like, you know. - That's another, that's like kind of a second there. - We've got a little lane. Now that there's so much more stuff on social media. - Right, you got to revival. - Now there's like new things every day where it's like back then is like, all they made a big deal about it and did all this stuff. Where it's now, it's just, they have it. - And how much is this costly? It's like 10 grand apples come out. - It's like five. - Just to get them to like, - I'm not worried about the cost. - This is a pretty big investment for us, Ken, but we're willing to do it for you. - If they're gonna come out, we might as well knock a couple other records out. - Well, we could beat this one. Fastest toad asphalt skiing, 69 miles an hour. - You literally did it in a parking lot. They didn't even clear all the cars out of it. - Right, can you get us a ski down a hill? - No, I didn't say me, I just said, and yes, I'm a proficient skier. - I can drive the car. I just saw just an absolute ridiculous one. It was some guy like tap dancing or something. - Like you think, Ben, like we have a world record for like longest distance pulled on water skis behind a motorcycle? - For sure. - We could lock that one in. - Yeah, actually. - Yeah, that's 100%. This 80, it's wearing the most neckties at once. - Yeah, that's lame. - That's lame. - It's so lame. - Like so many of these are just like lame little-- - You just do something like this. - Oh yeah, no one else. - This is Saku, lame. - We could get them out here, and that's pretty impressive. - And they could see how fast Doug could eat a massive bone. Doug's our shop dog. I gave him a big bone and he polished it off and went after him. - This fish is driving. - Great, greatest distance covered in a motion sensing vehicle by a goldfish in one minute. 40 feet. - I can't believe that Guinness World Records even entertains. - Wow, what a life for that goldfish. - When I knew Guinness was cooked, is when I watched the little show and the finale for the craziest record was, this guy had a helicopter with a pencil fastened off the bottom and there was a car driving down the road with a pencil sharpener. (laughing) - A sharpener with a pencil. - Whoa, you got the world record. - That's awesome. - That's some accuracy there though. - I'm not saying that the story wasn't insane. I'm just saying a Cheetos are 87K on a Cheeto. You could trade your Lambo straight up. - The most expensive Cheeto. - Guinness World Records out here authenticating Cheetos. - Cheetos are, they'll do anything for 10 grand. - Yeah, yeah, of course for the money. - I do get a kick out of the, you can find them on eBay and they'll just be Cheetos, what they mildly resemble. Longest reverse ramp jumps. - Oh, shit, bro went so far to flat. - Hit a good rock for the end. - We could do this. - That was awesome. - Bro, they didn't even set the jump up anywhere near. - How far is it? - Okay, 121 feet is pretty far. - Holy fuck, he's looking, does he go, get this guy some near surprise. - I'm surprised he landed with his shit turn dude. - Yeah, no kidding. - You think you would have hit it and been like, all right, straighten out for the landing boom. - Oh, this is the one I saw. - It's this guy putting out candles with his stupid little outfit on. - Granted, he is pretty good at whatever this is. - Whatever the hell this is, he's pretty good at it. - It would. - It's a Welsh step dance medley. - I can't not see, I can't not see shreds right now. - I actually really like it. I just don't think that he should be getting any awards for it. - Like this is some Tom Foulery. - It's fun to watch. - But yeah, no awards, maybe a cookie. - Yeah, so I mean, Guinness is willing to come out and give you an award for whatever. They're clearly willing to bend the rules of stupidity. So, if they're out here, could we get banged for the buck? - So we figure out what everyone can do and all of us hold a world record at the end of the day. - I really hope they're not like, oh no, no, it's 5K a piece. - I think the most free hot dogs given out in a period of time. - Mike probably already beat that record. He just doesn't have a verified. - The most matches held in nose. - What a dumbass. - Like come on, that's just lame, yeah. - I might just mean don't get bored on like a Tuesday night. We should start trying some of these out. - You could probably do like most hot dogs. You could fit in your mouth. - I definitely didn't think you were gonna say mouth. (laughing) - Oh wherever you think you're gonna be able to - You know, the most, the most, the most. - No but like Matt, who thinks of that? Matches in the nose, it's just, they probably like okay, there's nothing here, let's just fill that gap. And then once he finds out he's got clearly some big nose holes, could he just go down the list and be like, most matches, most. - No, that's not, most crayons. Most like, yeah, that's kind of like, at what point, where do you draw the line? - I don't think they've drawn it yet, so there's still a chance for us. - What's the most world records one person holds? Dude, I think how we could look that up? - Dude, Mr. Beast broke like a bunch in his Beast games. I know that, I don't know if that's a world record, but - Jesus. - Broke like 40. - This guy has set over 600 records since 1979, currently holds over 200 active records. - Wow. - Wow. - Fastest mile while Hula Hooping in Australia, chip balancing the top hole in Turkey, and the fastest mile on a yoga ball in China. - Why don't we just make it like anything we do in Korma? - Yeah, I was just gonna say that. - That is silly. - What is the fastest mile on a yoga ball? - I imagine you're just walking that son of a bitch. - You've seen the guy who does like five Ks in shit - Yeah, underneath the - Underneath the cow. - Turn the back of the car. - He did a five K in an MRI machine. - It was old, but it popped up the other day when Ross Creations did the treadmill. It's like a treadmill on a gold cart. - Oh yeah, so he's running outside on a treadmill? - Yeah, but then like how he describes it is hilarious. He's like, oh, I just wanted to find a way I could work out, but like, be a nature, whatever. Get a change of scenery with my workout. - Well, we're losing people to the bathroom. I think that's a nice week, a nice week of podcast. I think this is a nice podcast. - Oh, what a weird way to put it. - Yeah, I kind of blacked out. - I agree, it was a nice week. That was a good week. - It was a good week. - All right, boys, well, I think that's a wrap for this week's podcast. You made it to this point. Thank you. Hit subscribe if you haven't. We make podcasts every Tuesday and support us by buying some merch at CBOYCV.com. - But it's gonna make a haircut. - We just sent some rubber boots drop, so check those out. Ryan didn't run over quite all of them, so. - They're limited to dish. - You're welcome. - Where are we at, Ryan? Did I miss that? Where are we at for followers? - Oh, we are up to, we're making steady progress, to be honest, we're at 369,767. - Wow. - That's awesome. Love you guys so much. - So only 400 and some more, or 700, 640 more. - Oh, for the full cut. - Yeah, and you gotta get a bulk cut. - Yeah, that's right. I thought you were just saying just now, I need a haircut. I'm like, all right, well, I guess, I'm trying to do it with my hair and it looks like shit. (laughing) - All right, we'll see you guys next week. (dog barking)