Kens Hiring A Robot Maid, CJs Embarrassing Purchase, & Bens Dangerous Road Trip

Oh my god, I'm gonna fuck this shit through the drywall. You guys just drove the whole way home with a blown out tire. I couldn't stop him if I wanted to, I didn't want to, but I couldn't have. I don't think I'm taking life serious enough or me to be doing that stuff. Are you getting a robot, a housemaid robot? What's Ben doing here? I mean, you like to think at this point he's been done because he's been in there for about ten. Well, it's about three minutes of pooping and seven minutes of scrolling. That's what I'm getting at. Is he running your program? Ken, we're just waiting on him to scroll. He doesn't run that program. How much scrolling do you do on the toilet, Ken? Mostly looking at my phone. Really? So, you're saying you're doing majority of damage to the poor? I don't know if that answered the question. I'm like, how much scrolling do you do? Mostly looking at the little extra time and make sure you get everything out, not have to go back twice, then go super quick and then have to go back. I'm sure Evan knows about this, but I think it is funny the thought of having to go back. That's pretty impressive, Ken. I got to go. I got to go and then I went, so I'm not going to go back. Have you ever thought about just getting your gut checked for something that you're. Well, I wouldn't even say there might be. There seems to be something that you're eating that is making you have to blow the toilet out a few times a day. Well, it's when we're doing all this travel stuff and doing that. We've been traveling, like yesterday, we were out on the ice and we kind of, the diet was off. He clogged his. He clogged him? He clogged him? Yeah, he clogged him, didn't he? He only had crustibles. What? Nine uncrustibles, but you blame it on the fish house? It's not part of my normal diet. Yeah, so he was a deliberate log jam, is what we were calling it, so Ken requested, make sure you have uncrustibles for me in the ice house, because obviously we weren't going to have a toilet. And I picked up two boxes. I mean, right away, we were out there probably six, thirty Ken was putting uncrustibles down. Well, absolutely. I don't want to, like, get to a point where it's like, okay, I got to go do this on the ice. It was very strategic. So you were eating them intentionally knowing that it would plug you up. Yes. And I don't know. I could appreciate it. I thought, wow. Talk about being. It's forward thinking. My friends Ben and Dalton had their first chuck wagon, it's ever. Yeah. So what is a chuck wagon? I've heard you've been talking about it. No clue what it is. It's like a Bologna and Cheese microwave sandwich at the gas station. And what makes it a chuck wagon? What makes it a chuck wagon? This is just the type of meat. They just call it. It's like a couple meats and a couple different cheeses and their seeds on the bun. I don't know why they call it a chuck wagon. How did you feel it was? Because so Evan, for context to the listener, loves gas station food more than normal food. He would rather eat there than find dining. I would say. It's very convenient. Does the job? And if you know the right things to get, you know, like certain gas stations have good chuck wagons. Other gas stations have good pizzas, you know, you just know what to get when you walk in the door. So you're going to go out of your way to go to a quick trip because it's better? They don't have chuck wagons that quick trip, but they got a hell of a rib sandwich. Wow. So you know all those gas station food, what to get where? How do you feel on the chuck wagon, Ben? Yeah. Before we get to your thoughts, welcome back to the LifeFight Open podcast. Good to have you guys here again. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. Yeah. Thanks for having us. We've just been sitting here talking for like 30 minutes. I don't know. We're waiting for you to get out of the toilet. That's how we got on the poop topic. Sorry about opening it. I don't know where we opened up, but I'm assuming at the poop topic, that's probably one of the better ones. But anyways, how'd you feel on the chuck wagon? What is this? A gas station sandwich, Ben? Yeah. I was rolling like Evan yesterday. I was rolling on his diet. We got to the gas station. He was like, grab one of those ham sandwiches. You know, the ones that are pre-made. Okay. You know, that come in like the little triangle. The little triangle. Yeah. Run that. Might want to. Okay? Chalk wagon sandwich. You're going to want that for breakfast. And he's like, microwave right there. It's like this guy knows me. So you microwaved it at the gas station? Of course. It's like he knows the map out of gas station. Fifty seconds. I've even been to before. Talk your strat on this about getting the warm ones that you have to warm up versus the ones that are already warm. I like this tech. Oh, yeah. It's like, I'll just go to the fridge and grab one and warm it up myself because then it's like freshly warmed. They sit on the little roller grill too long. You know, it could be a crusty bun or I don't know. You just don't know. You don't think that the ones sitting in the fridge are going to be soggy. More soggy than the ones that have been sitting in a little warm. No, because they just take them out. Well, the ones that are sitting get like a soggy hard vibe. Yeah, they get more bricks. Yeah. Yeah. I've never really had to deal with the soggy. But yeah, it's more of the hard factor when the bread sits too long. Yeah. You know, I, okay, I'll grab this, grab this, and he's like, microwave 50 seconds. Like 50 seconds. Isn't it just easier to hit the 30 twice, you know, get a minute. I always do that. No, 50 seconds right on. I ran it 60 seconds and it cooked it cooked it too much. Really? I did. And I went. Too much cheese meltdown. Yep. I went. Should have gone up. It was right. Yep. And then, you know, I proceed to grab a coffee, but it was like one of the pre-made, you know, coffee dispensers where you just hit the French vanilla. Okay. Like the different flavors. I run the French vanilla. Half a chino, brother. So I run the French vanilla, like, by my choice. I made that decision from myself. Oh, this is what I want, and that was the wrong one I'm assuming. I get, I get into the car and he goes, what'd you get? I go, French vanilla and he goes, all of it, and I go, yeah, it's a lot of sugar. Yeah. And he goes, hmm. Should have gone half and half. You say, are you run half coffee, half French vanilla? Yeah, it's too syrup. Yeah, it's the most. Yeah, it's the most. And I take one sip and I go, yep, two sugary, I should have asked. I should have asked. It's like, we pull up through a gas station. I'm going to just let this guy do the ordering. Tell the listener where it is that you learned. I'd just say, be in a construction worker and just run it out of the gas station, like, constantly. You're working, man. You're like a half hour lunch. You don't have much time. And it's like, you just hit the gas station. Nope. No, I already knew that. I just wanted them to understand where you're. Yeah. Background knowledge. We're traveling a lot of traveling for work and just there's always a gas station. Yeah. So, you know, I mean, the viewers know this, like Evan is, he's, he's, he's rancid. The smells that come out of his body are horrendous. They are not human. And there was three of us that ran Evan's diet yesterday. Yeah, Dalton was saying he had terrible gas. Oh, it was unbelievable. Does anything? It was unbelievable, right? So there was three of us together all run on the same diet. And it was, it was the smelliest vehicle in existence. Inexistence. It was, it was horrendous. It was so bad that the windows had to cause, it was freezing, but the windows had to constantly be cracked. So it was like, the heat had to be turned up more to get more heat in because so much heat was leaving. There was no insulation in the vehicle either. But it was, it was like, if they weren't cracked, we were just sitting there basking in it. And then after like four hours of it, we started hallucinating. Oh, no. It got to the point. It might have been a, it might have been a mix of like the, the gas station gas coming out of the bodies. And then maybe a little bit of like carbon dioxide from his toots while I was going to say from the vehicle. Well, that'd be carbon monoxide carbon monoxide carbon, what the hell is carbon dioxide? That's what it would be. It would be, it would be his gas and his toots. Okay, yeah. So carbon monoxide. You were breathing both. Yeah. Are they breathing both? Is there any context to this? We were in a fish shop. Are we on track? Is there too early to lay out the genuine question? I think what we lay out in this is not who won, right, or how big a fish you caught up in that. How big? Yeah. And stuff like that. But like the behind the stuff that's probably not going to end up in the video. I assume Evan's toots aren't going to end up in the video, or are they? No, they're in it. They couldn't even, we couldn't film around it. Really? So it was like every, every, yeah, it was, it was literally like every two minutes. So are we going to give any context? So for context to the listener, we just got back from filming a cheap versus expensive mobile ice house fishing video. Yeah, a little different. Evan and Ben were on the same team. Very confined space. Yeah. And it's smaller. You know, that's why it was two to four. We're not going to say who was in the cheap one, we're not going to say who was in the expensive one. But anyways, they were in a confined space together with just Dalton. And I mean, you guys were really getting close on things got weird, honestly, things they get weird. So I know one of Evan's favorite gas station items is the egg salad and/or devil eggs. They were eating devil eggs. Hard boiled eggs. Hard boiled eggs. Hard boiled eggs. No, I've actually, I don't think I've had an egg salad sandwich since the houseboat experience. Really? Yeah, it wasn't the egg salad. It was tuna? No, it was oyster. Oysters? Oysters? Oysters? I was just sick. And this happened to me when I was a kid. I had a Giardia, like the water thing where you get really sick and you catch that from unintentionally drinking lake water. No, not like this period. Just like a fourth of July weekend or whatever. But either way, I got violently ill, but the last big meal I ate, I had sucked down like three hot dogs. So that was like, I related hot dogs to six, so I went like five, 10 years. I could not eat a hot dog, but now I'm a little bit on the egg salad with that which sucks because I love egg salad, but it's good. Just the thought of it. It's good for all of it. How do you feel on Devil Digs? So good. So good. I love Devil Digs. I love Devil Digs. Especially you got to have a little peppery con there. Yeah. Maybe go crazy with bacon bits. Yeah. It's good. Amazing. Yeah, mine was chilly for a long time. I got sick off of chilly. Like, I was in a restaurant and I projectile vomited chilly all over. Yeah. It was crazy, actually. Kind of traumatic, honestly. It was, it was. So I went a while without eating. Mine was raspberry smearing off. Mine was rondeo. Oh, yeah. I can't even be downwind from around. - Uncle Ron's never done me wrong. - Never. - Was that Edward Ron hands? - Yeah. - Oh, which is insane. That didn't exist until we made it a little thing. - Well, 'cause obviously-- - It only existed for one night. - For one night, bike for good reason. But Jake and I took, well, obviously you have a bunch of empty bottles in your college apartment on your-- - Just split it. - Up high. So we took an empty one down, and then we took a fresh bottle, duct taped it to my hand, and then poured half of it into Jake's bottle, and then duct taped that to his hand. We just walked around the party with a bottle of Ron duct taped to our hand. - Yeah. - At a once in a lifetime. - And then one, both of us died. - You guys did. - We were at once in life of the party until about the bottom of the label, and then neither of us were a fun time. - That was bound to happen. - So that's what you do in college? - Yep, you do. - That's what you learn in college. - In college. - My name's also Ice Hole Plum, where-- - Oh yeah. - I had a traumatic Ice Hole Plum experience. - I know we were talking about alcohol. That kind of happened to you with Vapes, too, with Jake. - Oh, and Vapes, he had his big box mod. - That's probably one of the best things ever happened to you. - We just had been gay. - We thought it was so funny and fun, and we were just passing around doing big clouds, and then you got really sick and never vaped again. And that was years ago. - I think I was just like a young, impressionable kid, and I was ripping the vape, and maybe it was one of you guys that was like, yeah, yeah, if you do it like more, you can get bigger cloud, bigger cloud. But we weren't, yeah, yeah, and yeah, normally if you're trying to do things-- - You see that. - And it ended so bad. It ended so bad where I just, I got an insane head buzz, was like, oh, oh, this isn't good. Started throwing up, and then I was like, oh yeah. I don't think I like Vapes, and then I haven't smoked Vapes since. - Maybe there is some truth to the, you know, like if your dad caught you smoking, and then he'd make you smoke a whole pack, and then you'd presumably get sick. Maybe there is a little truth to that. 200% something is a bad thing. - Yeah, so I mean-- - You imagine making like your 16-year-olds sit in there while I chaid smoke cigarettes. - That's what some parents did back in the day. - You'd be looking at him, like he's so cool. - He'd be caught there, like child sneaking cigarettes, they'd make him smoke the whole pack, and then you'd get sick, 'cause like they're not, obviously not a avid smoker at that point in your life, and then it'd make you not like it. Like dude, when I, I tried Grizzly Wintergreen Choo in the ninth grade, threw up all over the hockey parking lot, never was a chore. - I mean, it was like, you know, there's a great way of basically never being interested in again. And it's the same thing, like you're saying about hot dogs, just grossy out, you can't do it, but-- - I'm glad I bones back, though. - Yeah, that'd be a shame not being with the hot dogs and being friends with this guy, Mike. - I think that's like the biggest thing about alcohol, is like it's almost just built in to make it less addictive, more than it already is, of like there's got to be some drawbacks to this product, right? - It can't be perfect. - Well, what if we make people violently hung over the next day? - I don't think they intentionally-- - I know that, but-- - Trust me, I know it got to hang over the next day. - Yeah, they won, but it's like the only thing I guess that reminds you, oh yeah. This isn't-- - This is bad. - Yeah, this isn't a good idea all the time. - What goes up must come down. - But alcohol's so a part of like society, like you don't think anything of it, you know? - Yeah, I was gonna say, for the most part, we're lucky that it doesn't necessarily taste good, and I'm talking in its raw form, but then I was like, but beer is pretty damn good. - Moscow meal was pretty good. - Yeah, and a margarita. - Margarita. - Everybody listening to this on Tuesday morning, driving workers like, "Fuck!" (laughing) - I was laughing pretty hard when we were doing our fishing challenge, because I stayed up a little too late the night before, and we had to be up at five, 15-ish. I stayed at the late-- - Early morning bite? - Yeah, I was just like, there's no way I wake up in time, so I just stayed up-- - How many hours? How many hours of sleep are we working with? - Zero, zero. - Oh, zero, zero, that's not staying up too late. That's staying up. - No, I told him that's a terrible idea. - I like, I was working on the brunt promo and then come midnight, I sent it off at 2.30, and I'm like, I can't, I'm not gonna be able to wake up, so I just stayed up, and so then it was like 7.30 AM, and since I just drink an A beers, I just started cracking an A beer, and it was the weirdest feeling ever. - I was wondering that too. I was like, yeah, it just seems like a weird thing was. I started drinking that early, like normally drinking coffee, but like, or if you were hung over, but you're not hung over. - I already got my caffeine in me at about six, so it was just funny. I was like drinking an A beers at legit 7.30 in the morning, but to me, it felt like, I don't know what time it took. - I just thought you were getting into the fishing mood. I mean, Ken was drinking, so-- - Yeah, I mean, I started the day with a mimosa, and I just let him go. - Oh, yeah, you did, no, you didn't. - I did? - You did not. You drank one mimosa, and then-- - I had two, plus just the dress of the champagne bottle, and then I just beers, so-- - And then you didn't have a beer again until, like, four p.m. - I got to say whatever the fuck Ken was doing, it wasn't catching fish. We can talk about that, Ken did not catch a fish, until what time was it? Six p.m.? - Yeah. - No, it was like three or four. - Did you have-- - We've been on the ice for 12 hours. - Did you have a whole drill? - Yes, every stop, I had a whole drill. - We had it. - And you had a pole? And a pole, I had bait on the line, and then the fish I caught, I thought I felt something, so I started really up, and I was like, "Ah, there's not enough resistance." I didn't catch anything, so just let it go back down. Eventually, we were like, realing the lines up to move to the next spot, and I was like, "Holy shit, I actually got a fish on here." - Me and Ben-- - I thought it was this big. You want to know something that-- I don't know how well it got caught on camera, but Ken was telling me everything what to do from the moment we got out on the ice, and then it's six o'clock at night, I'm like, Ken, you haven't caught even a fish yet, and you were sitting here telling me what to do the whole thing. - What? - I caught the most fish out there, I'm just gonna say that. - I know some things to get me in trouble, I don't know enough to actually catch it. - Hey, the fuck are you gonna get in trouble in fishing with another guy? - Get you in trouble. Why would you tell CJ that? - I was like, "Okay, I know you're gonna be on this kind of zone in this area, at this depth, and then I don't know what I'm doing right now." (laughing) - I think you were, what are you doing? I mean, now that is why we are split up between Evan and Ken. He was like, "You know what I mean, that's me." That's pretty accurate as to what we assumed was gonna happen. Evan was always gonna catch fish, Ken was not. - I did learn a lot by having a fish out, 'cause I just-- - Oh yeah, did you learn anything about fishing? - Not fishing itself, I just knew the spot, 'cause I dropped it. I would drop a spot and then Gavin would be like, "Oh, you're in a terrible spot. You need to move about 15 feet this way. We're gonna have this break over here." And blah, blah, blah. I was like, "Oh, okay." - See, it picked up a few things. - I picked up a few things there. - I will say this, fished on the channel, I don't know, call it a handful of times, five times. Fishing is hard. - Yeah, it is. - And I'll second that the sea boys are very bad at it. - But dude, even yesterday, like we were putting in work, we were on the best lake that you can fish on. - We were grinding. - We were grinding. We were drilling holes and we were moving and trying to find them. - We were not finding them. - Debateably, we were finding them. They were just small. - Yeah, pretty much every, they were small. Or they weren't biting, and we didn't know why. - Like there was just like so many things. And my cousin who lives there was like, this is the worst fishing day I've ever had. - And he did. - He did, but whether it was like pressure changes was making them not, he was like there's a full moon or something with the moon. - Yeah full moon coming and he's into astrology. - A full moon and a storm coming. Like these are two things that usually get the fish to bite. - Oh, but he did, he preface with it is not the past week. Has not been good, but hopefully because of the full moon and the weather moving in, maybe that'll cause things to change. - Big butt. - What was what it was? - It was a maybe. - I think we're so used to it though. Like we're so used to just not catching like big fish. - I'm not. - I'm just kidding, I'm sorry. - I'll reset that. I'm used to that. So he was like, this is insane. Like we normally have like 20 massive fish. He was like, this is not normal. And I was like, oh really? 'Cause this is like every single time I've ever gone fishing. This is normal for me. - We just have rough luck. And I mean, we don't put a lot of time into it, but like, you know, after so many times of doing it, somebody's got a snag, something, you would think. But I told him I was like, dude, honestly, I don't care. This is the most fun I've had in a really long time. It's just so fun. Like we're not doing really anything besides we're just like hanging out laughing. The amount of laughs that we had, I don't know when the last time that we've laughed for like 15 hours continuously. - Like the whole time. That's what I was saying. It was a combination of like- - Delirium. - Yes, but all the fumes that we were inhaling in there from a combination of different things. And it just- - I'm excited. - I'm excited to watch your guys' side of it. Like, obviously, I know mine. And I heard some stories about the gas station. And what was the deal with the guy with Dalton? But like, I'm very excited to hear what happened, happened on your side of the fishing. I'm actually excited to watch it, but actually what happened with Dalton? - We were in the gas station. And there is this old man. - You probably shouldn't say, we were at the gas station twice actually, because we forgot to get gas. We were so concerned about the sandwiches that we went to the gas station and got the food and then got to the lake and realized we had an empty gas. So we had to go immediately back. - We got back, but you know, Dalton's just like this young boy prancing around and shit. You never know what he's gonna be dancing. - Dancing, yeah. - You've never seen a guy like that up in Bada. - Overpriced trousers, huh? - Yeah, he's wearing these overpriced trousers and whatever person. And my boots for some reason he's he's wearing you know this this assortment of different pieces of clothing and The old man in there. I'd never seen such a young boy Look in the way that he did apparently and well, I was checking out and he goes is that your boy You're like to find mine. I look over it any and he looks over and he goes can I run him what oh what do you mean run him? I don't believe that like probably beat him up. Yeah for looking like that walking around there It's just prancing around playing with a little microwave and his fucking vitals, right? I said you can't run him He said he's a nice boy. Oh, wow, so he was kind of I don't believe that I mean he might have been talking about the check out. He might have been talking about other things He might never know can I run him like run him through the check out or maybe he has like a or the ringer Raise come on. He wants to raise him what a crazy thing. Yeah, maybe it was just a good old fashioned foot race I don't know. Yeah, no, he didn't say that, but I don't know. I was asking about there. Yeah, I was maybe gonna just let it slide But he might have an actual life that he doesn't want people But he did get after that young kid that was working the register. Yeah, there was like this This young kid working the register and he was he was ringing everything up with his a big a lot of stuff like 30 items a lot of stuff But nothing had like a Barcode on it. So he had to do it all by hand. You know everything had a price on it So he's typing everything in and we're standing there. He's going through everything and this is just I don't know a younger younger guy Run running everything in and the old man. There was an old man standing there who must be in the owner And he's kind of like leaned up he'd stand up and he'd sit down in his chair and he stands up And he goes did you get the sandwich the guy's like, well, I'm working on it. He's halfway through 30 items Things that I'm getting through here and you can tell that this this guy It's what seemed like to me was very clearly a micromanager of like Micromanager fucking cashier. Yeah, making sure that he was bringing everything up properly I was assuming he was a new hire must have been but I got out and I I looked at Dalton and was like Don't get mad at me for me micromanaging you that guy that guy didn't even trust him to ring up a sandwich We were chocolate about it in the car man And then we were leaving the town and we were at this gas station. Who's your whole trip fucking gas station? Our fans our fancy meal was Taco Bell. Oh my god And so so we're we're leaving and we're leaving at like midnight So I'm like, oh, I gotta go and get a coffee because I was driving Mm-hmm, and we're leaving in the middle of a snowstorm. I was like oh this is gonna be so brutal We're getting it home at like 5 a.m And so I go in and I'm trying to get a coffee Once again, they got like the different coffee machines with the pre-made coffee right and usually they just have the coffee cups Right next to the the coffee machines, right? I'm looking around this gas station. I can't find a coffee cup All they had was just like the clear ones for like ice coffee There's this worker and I'm like, hey, I'm looking for a coffee cup and he looks at me like a traveling coffee cup, and I was like No, like a stationary was like a no like a coffee cup. He's like oh Like a ceramic cup. Yeah I was wondering and I was like no no a coffee cup and he's like looking at me like I'm dumb And I'm looking at him like he's dumb and then we walk over and he proceeds to like put his hand under I'm like, oh, how did I miss this and he pulls out a trap no a traveling mug and I'm like No, just the cheap one a coffee cup I wrote and and he like kind of looks at me confused and this guy was like fully American But I'm like looking at him like oh he must not speak the same language as me And so I go to the coffee machine and there's like a little cup logo on the back of the coffee machines That you know, it's right in line with where you fill it up and I point at it and I go coffee cup And bro mind you oh I understand what's going on and I can I'm like a few steps back I can see the coffee cups are next to like the creamer and the sugar and the mixers and the lids everything's right there So I see what's going on but Ben so balls deep into this situation. I'm just standing back and then I'm just trying not to crack up laughing. I don't want to intervene But yeah, when you drop the your point in the machine I'm like coffee cup and I'm like like giving hand signals to try and show What I'm saying two people This guy's looking at me like I'm the dumbest human on planet earth and I'm looking at him like holy shit This guy's incompetent and he looks at me on drugs. No, so he looks yeah, he looks at me and he goes This and he points at the coffee cups and I'm like Yeah, those will work. They're coffee cups They're exactly what I was looking for but I couldn't see him. No, they're they looked like like if you go to subway and you get like a fountain cup He could see him essentially they were like there were some cheap ass coffee cups where they looked like more like fountain soda cups They were the standard circle cake coffee cup that they run everywhere 1992 I don't have an image where I had every single gas station in the Midwest at like any point did you say styrofoam? No, cuz I'm not looking I wasn't looking for like a styrofoam cup. I'd love that's what they're made out of story I might be cardboard but poor part of that's got a little insulation on the outside like that's what I was looking for You know like yeah, I can just imagine he went home and I go honey. I met the dumbest kid today He'd look, you know like maybe he'd be okay. That probably happens more than just that guy Hey friend tell him about the spoons and now we had to park across the street I truly think that you guys cannot be left alone like there is there's people in this group that like Ken when we are in an airport Ken keeps us alive. Dude guys are like children. We may have been dysfunctional, but we had the best time It was like you were let out of the all my house. I want to go get ice. All right, so so he He points me to the coffee cups and I'm like fine those will work right no damn well That's what I was looking for. I just didn't see him the first time and so I grab it I feel like my coffee and I'm looking over and don't tune in Evan or like hiding be underneath well I should say Dalton's hiding I mean the I mean gets off of his TV They were like so uncomfortable watching this whole coffee cup and counter go down that they were like They didn't want to claim me so much so that like Evan just checked out himself and he hits the road and so I'm Walking around would then Dalton at this point and I get a parfait looking for some snacks and I grab a fucking spoon Because he knew where they were I grab a spoon I do this And I you know I check out how I'm walking out I start laughing I just go fucking coffee cup Don't then Evan start laughing because they're like that was insane. I was like, yeah, I don't know what that was You guys definitely lost brain cells up there And I just looked each other So then we proceed to get in the car Well, but we needed diesel that station and so we like pull up They don't have diesel we have to leave go to the gas station across the street That's closed to get diesel walk across the road in a blizzard get up go through this whole scenario now walk back to the other gas station Get in the truck and that's now where we are So we get in the car and we're just dying laughing about this whole coffee cup and And in the process of that I lose my spoon Is this a fucking prank? Yeah, is this is a prank? We're all sitting here just like you guys are just dying I lose my spoon and then it's like spoon gate where we can't find the spoon We're like what the hell happened to this spoon. I'm looking through everything. I'm like, I don't know. I just had it So I have to go I have to go back into the gas station that I I just look like a total idiot. Oh this guy again People I just walked straight up grab another spoon and walk out without making eye contact like holy fuck This is like they're gonna be talking about me for a while after after what just happened in here that happens All a lot of places you probably thought that he oh he probably wanted to share that parfait with his buddy The original spoon was in the was in the cup holder with the parfait the whole time even better It was it was very dark, but they were probably black spoon. You couldn't see it the fact is that you have two spoons The fact that you guys made it all the way home alive is Estonishing but the fact that all the damage that you did to our stuff was a blown tire on the trailer would God knows how far you drag that you guys just drove the whole way home with a blowing out tire I had a handkern. There was a lot of things going down Well in the whole in the whole cup or deal of us laughing about this cup incident Well the fucking diesel pump shut off at a hundred bucks I didn't I didn't check to see I just figured it was done filling up and so we're we're buzzing and we're like rolling Backroads to try and get home just like quicker and also it was snowing so hard I'm just trying to keep the thing on the road working with the brain cells that I had and We were running like such backroads that we didn't have gas stations until we realized that we were like running low on fuel Because we are so far away. So I was just solely worried about getting to a gas station Oh my god, of course you were All you can think about what's a gas station just for a tour of the gas stations of rural Minnesota. It's all you did Evan pretty scared. Yes, he was 3 a.m. Like how are we gonna get diesel like I'm trying to get the wheels rolling rather than just be Dead on the side of the road. Well, not dead. Hopefully just out of gas. Oh, it's like I think I think we'll make it and he's like Well, what if we don't who are we gonna call? We can probably call GAV. I bet he'd answer whoa How long do you think we're gonna be sitting on the side of the road? I don't know 45 minutes maybe an hour. Well, fuck Who else could we call? Oh my god. Yeah, so we were so you were thankfully made it I and we didn't realize that there was a blown tire on the trailer. There's four tires on the trailer one of them blue and The whole trailer was covered in ice and snow and I think that was maybe covering it up Yeah, well it was we're covered in ice and snow There was just our rig our rig of snow our rig was slightly too wide for the trailer Especially when it was loaded caddy wampus because I did this once with the skid steer Where if the item on the trailer touches the fender the fender touches the tire Yeah, and we loaded it up and I gave a quick inspection. I went. Oh, that's pretty close But I'm assuming it just shifted ever so slightly and yeah, that makes it there There was just so much shit going on and it was also 4/30 in the morning. We're just trying to get home Well that video drops this week. So that's something for the the viewer to look forward to well pretty much everything We just explained was off camera behind the scenes not supposed to be funny or entertaining at all And it just so happened to be the highlight of our trip Yeah, well podcast makes a great time to talk about it. I we I can't lie We moderately enjoyed it at best, but I was having a hard time following. I was still funny. Oh the story I mean you're talking about your your experience. Oh, that's you Mike didn't have fun He wanted to be on your guy. I really don't want it. I don't want it to come across as mean We had a good time. We just probably didn't have as much fun as you We had a good time. Well, we missed you Mike. We did things in honor of you I just I'm so versed in I'm like it. I'm riding I'm usually stuck on like the shitty the old version So like I'm pretty versed in what it takes to like have a good time on that you know like whenever we do that Yep, so I just in my head came into it thinking that yeah, Mike's just mad that CJ bought brats for lunch and hot dogs Bro can I brought brats and then CJ's like I brought hot dogs for you Hey, by the way, my hot dogs hot dogs and I open the bag and they're brought so I'm like what is this? What's going on? They weren't hot dogs. I mean sure sure, but it just makes no sense and then the brats that I brought were shitty I probably should have just brought hot dogs CJ bought five dollar steaks that were gas I didn't even know they could make steaks that were five bucks that were good So that was a part cheaper than you guys's gas station food I mean that chuck wagon was $5.99. Yeah, they were cheaper than you and I need two steaks We had we're good. We ripped some fortnight. That was fun watching Ryan just in his element playing fortnight We were zooming around checking holes - but we caught quite a bit of fish. We did good time Dude, you have to this like this split up divide and conquer style of video is so much fun every single time Like it's it's like it's my favorite form of video to film when we break into teams and then it's your team against the other Yeah, love it. Yeah, it's so much fun a little mind games here and there Yeah, maybe maybe a little bit can you don't play mind games can you just call and hang up? Well, Ben Ben was clearly playing mind games with this little fidget clicker Like get your mind spinning like I mean he was like oh there's no way those guys have caught that many fish He was counting how many sandwiches you ate how many gas stations stops you guys have in your belly See that 17 So what's in the bag siege? Oh the bag I I came bearing gifts actually Rolex is let's go We're not gonna open them all at the same time the boxes look pretty fancy is it safe to shake like the Christmas deal I can try to guess I'm not gonna break it. Let's start with Ben. No way Will you be my best man Actually, you guys can all just open at the same time. It'll be good. Bro. Well, you be my groomsman, and it's a Knife all and a giant cigarette cigar. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm a flower boy Let's go again cigar. No, there's a knife in there too. Can I got knives for everyone. Oh wow. Hey, of course dog. Thank you Yes, CJ. I will get drunk at your wedding Everyone snap your knives. I can't snap mine. Yo, yo check out everyone's knives. I can't snap mine mine won't even open Oh, no, you got personal mind kind of a Homer Simpson. It's locked. Yeah, I got you the donut one Mike or it was fun I got everyone personalized knives. You got a bench made Ben yours is automatic boom. Appreciate you guys Yeah, dude, this is dope. Thanks. See you Ken. What do you think? Your flower boy, you will thank you bro. I appreciate that. I think that'll be beautiful. I'll let picture of us riding quad Yeah, not as much Jip pressure being the flower boy as it is the ordained I know I wanted you to be happy. You didn't want to do that. Let's see yours Ken I didn't snap. I think you just don't want to snap it Was this all employed just to get us all our own knife. Yeah, we don't see the years. It was pretty fun shopping for knives I actually buy for you. Okay, Ken's might be small, but it's pretty sharp That's that's what we want here. I'm sorry. I need that's pretty sharp straight up though I actually I'm sorry to Evan and Ken Alex just doesn't have enough friends So like you got to get drunk. You got to throw the flowers works. I'm so all I got to say is your invitation for Evan He got to be careful with yeah, how drunk It's a given it's a given but he he here said get drunk at his wedding. I got drunk before Mike's wedding So I'll wait if you wait he should be good. Yeah, I'm good for at least six hours get lightly buzzed before and fully drunk at the wedding No, I'll roll up sober. Yeah, I'm just bummed Ken. I didn't want you to have to be the flower boy I want you to be the ordained Person in this thing, but you didn't want to do it. You didn't want to be run the officiate the wedding I just think you would mean a lot more for someone who knows what they're doing No, I don't know what I'm doing for that. Well, you don't know what a fish, but you're giving everyone instruction Well, I had a I knew enough to slightly know what to do just not fully know what to do for that and you could have learned you got 10 months, bro True, I kind of I'll be the flower boy though everyone snap your knives real quick Just there's some good action on all these knives like I mean I I really liked okay yours is kind of stuck again You're supposed to be nicer. It's not the biggest knife, but you'll know how to use it. Well, you just got a you got to know to snap it You know, it's pretty bad. You actually had I got nervous There we go. So it was super fun for me because I love knives obviously it's my new thing and you know Mike got he gave Everyone shoes you give it a good snack. Yeah shoes knives. I am so sorry CJ It was not on the last podcast where where you kind of got called out in the comments for it But you really should just say knives knives. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. That's how you do it when I just get you a gift Mike I got the squad a bunch of knives no knives. I got a knives anyways. Yeah, Ben No yours is kind of actually weak because it's a bench made This is supposedly like the nicest knife everyone and I custom made that red with the dot and the bronze thing for you And I get it and I'm I'm like what the fuck this thing's like kind of shitty like why is it not snap? So I'm sorry, like I don't know what what the deal is okay, so that's what I was about to say is that we're almost in a world Where the better the knife snaps the better it is the better it is because most important is probably the most expensive one here It's actually not Mike. That's not the most expensive knife. It's the donut isn't it? Oh, Ken's Ken's is and Ken That isn't your actual knife. Oh He's got another box so I was thinking to myself like big Ken. He's a big guy You know we go way back he needs a lot more in a little pocket night you know I'd have to agree there's no way a Japanese samurai sword a Japanese samurai sword that's awesome so this is actually the most expensive piece that I will be given out holy let's see open this thing up again look at how beautiful this box oh my gosh boom what's that say oh I can't you got to hang that in the boat house that thing is sweet and it's a bronze blade bronze blade samurai sword bro it's sharp too it's sharp so somebody's got to say it can be careful oh can I move yeah do you think that thing was gonna fly that for what did you think was and crafted wow and you know can he loves the Japanese dude this is not only a decorative piece but home defense it's very sharp well we should maybe change can we dull it can we get a couple of pumpkins or watermelons or some we chop it up we could I think it it's oiled because it's handcrafted so it's like oil didn't don't want it to rust I don't I don't really know I think bronze rust doesn't I don't know what it's true it's not yeah I think it's probably steel either way I mean the brown blade is sick yeah dude there was a bunch of options I just thought to myself I think I want to get him something nice that he would he would show off in his house so like Ken I'll be extremely disappointed this isn't hanging somewhere yeah like above your fireplace something like that I mean or one one better get a little belt loop for we get him karate lessons and he learns it here I think we have some fruit on the side go grab some fruit see if we can operate I need to be swinging that thing around you know I we don't want space a little too confined it's pretty sharp man maybe let me go on the back camera get at least 10 feet away from you and see if you can cut that liquid death in that give it a good chance let's maybe do it downstairs no fuck it all right all right okay everyone I might just get hold up hold up wait wait I got to get out of here bro I got to get out of here a firm a firm grasp on it are you throwing it or you want me to oh you're gonna throw it we're doing it just I was going through it just whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that's what I mean it's like see here we go holy smokes that was so worth it clean and half clean in half all right back to the podcast wow we turned the TV on it doesn't work I I actually would have been pissed if Ken's didn't cut in half like I said big Ken you got the most expensive piece but that's why I had to mess with you there at the beginning but thank you but yeah no that's a that's a that's a bad ass fucking bad ass gift when Ken got us to be the flower boy I was like it's what happens Ken when you don't invite him but what happens when you don't invite him to your birthday you break the table he hit the table and he broke the table even how did you win at what point did you hit the table I don't know I love you guys I want you all to be there and you know Mike he gave us all shoes and I was sitting there thing I'm like what could I get these guys and I hate you you know it's like I like knives I need to share my love of knives with them yeah Mike's got an automatic knife so that's actually kind of illegal Mike but he lives so just don't get caught with it but yeah I got so we got you that and now you've even got some knives I got I got one for Dalton I got one for Gavin the wrench tint mark dude yeah this thing has a safety yeah you need a safety man yeah Ben dude I'm sorry what the fuck Benchmade kind of shitty I'm kind disappointed so what what makes a knife a Benchmade I guess it's the brand that's a called Benchmade and they're like pretty expensive okay so it's like a process like a couple hundred dollar knife you know so a process is just that's their brand is that's not a lot that's not a lot of knife Bench got the worst snap on all of them and I was hoping he'd have the best you'd probably loop it up maybe maybe yeah do something custom that's custom dude custom builder it's a nice knife though thank you bro yeah man Ken what were you thinking when when when you I was gonna I was kind of like excited me flower boy throw the flower I don't know it's fucking throw flowers like what you're standing in the back then you go throw some more flowers be kind of cool you could do double duty technically I did get the job for both so yeah I love the plot twist that was fun it was Ken came out as flower boy it was throwing low rose petals you would make the wedding a hundred times better I guess it sounds like it might have to know I guess I don't just be careful what you say Ken yeah you're right I just figured that Alex has like a few of the cutest nieces and nephews ever and I figured that it was gonna be them maybe doing it and I was mixtureing Ken walking them down and they're like this is one giant man in a few little children I can tell them they're fired if you haven't told them already or if you have told them I'll just tell them they're fired their presence is no longer needed show up in a full ninja uniform Ken's up there it's like going down the camera and Ken's just like fully in ninja form like you can't see you just see his eyes he could cut the cake you could bring that and cut the cake this guy's really take but only minutes before he's standing up there in a suit with all of us we held the Ken turn into a ninja so it makes a good summer let me see these these knives one more time I got a bad ass do you cut right through that can clean through to his empty it's a good or mostly I need to put a little air tag on my knife I'm worried though man lose it you can snap yours just a little little stiff you do you just need to be a pro just go to oil it a little bit get a little grease in there let it let it kind of loosen up the oil something oh there you go now you guys are all gonna snap your knife it's gonna be great yeah everywhere we go now just all of us just kind of look like a game and then now everybody's snapping a knife it bends literally going full dummies on in the circle K but he's trying to figure out where the coffee cup is but he's also threatening they call it cops I don't know this guy's delirious I'm you got a weapon it doesn't see that far fetch now that we all have knives we love snapping them we might do it in a place we shouldn't somebody's gonna be like oh these guys are trying to stab some I wasn't threatening I was just snapping it just brandishing you know you said a fidget spinner now he's got a knife snap you have the best defense because you're like this things it's just a donut knife I'm not gonna hurt anybody with it unless I have to unless you have to yes where do you think is a okay place to snap it versus not like that you go throughout your day like in your office if you're at like don't don't snap it at the bank you can snap it at like your ducks unlimited banquet you could probably snap it there yeah maybe a restaurant be okay okay so you do think it's okay to snap when it's time to pay at a restaurant yeah I would just see how much do I owe you at the grocery store probably not but it's okay at a restaurant well you might be using it to cut your food yeah okay yeah have you started doing that CJ it's a harder to bring your own knife to the restaurant I should start that is a power using my knife cutting up your rib eye the restaurants around here that does that like they have people bring their own custom knife to the restaurant the restaurant kind of holds on to it watches it steak knives can still your own knife pocket nice right well hey and I just had to repay the favor after you know you guys were so nice to pick me up from getting my wisdom teeth out bring me weapon shopping which I think that comes out in this week's video that was great so yeah I'm glad that you appreciated that so yeah you know just spread the knife love yeah now I just need to get you guys into archery and we're cooking we have close form and long I'm sweating I was so nervous watching can handle that so that was scary but seriously can hang that above your mantle or something I think I get the perfect spot for my boat house right right behind the bar perfect if we go in there and start messing it up feel start stabbing Ben with it you might need to lock that thing up right from himself or from like from us yeah yeah that's why after three beers why just change the door codes everyone some while yeah but what happens when we get in well it's it'll just be up high enough for you can't reach it it is true he does change his door coat codes very frequently so like a week prior I went into his house to go like look at something and see if I wanted to get it for mine and then you know he had given me the code and all that I go back literally five days later with Alex and Tint and Angela like they want to see it whatever change the code already code was changed but the thing that you didn't do is the builder didn't lock the back door so we just let that open walked in actually when you guys visited you didn't you just didn't put the code in right when are you moving in Ken had some delays so looking like next month now but shoot I saw you serve firing some stuff in there though yeah it's it's mostly full furniture just nice just need the carpet what are you going to do in the fish house has to come off in a couple weeks I might just have to sleep in the couch because I got the couch nice just don't have the bedroom could put the bunk beds back in my room I mean if you need in a pink I'll pass I'll just sleep in my couch and pay the man to do that Ev did bring up the fact that we did remove his bunk bed privileges and he was wondering what he had to do to get them back. You want your bunk beds back? I was just curious to what I did to have my privileges revolved. You know, everyone was just collectively like, "You're too old for that." [ Laughter ] When we took your bedroom apart to turn it into a gym, we were putting it back together and we were like, "You know, I think at this point, in Evan's age, he doesn't need to be sleeping on bunk beds anymore. I think it's time for him to grow up to a normal bed." What I thought Ev was like, "For the most part, nobody actually slept on it, you should just like build a custom shelf above it, since that's kind of what you used it for." Yeah, yeah, it was more of a shelf functional. Slash-bracing mechanism. Yeah, yeah. You could set up like monkey bars above it. Yeah, he wants a jungle gym aspect of it. What if you were to like hang some ropes and shit up up the bed? That would look crazy. And you can't really. You walk in and you see bunk beds, you're just like, "Oh, now a big deal." Man, child. Only kind of crazy. Yeah. [ Laughter ] You got a bunch of ham cuffs and shit on from the ceiling. There was so much room for activities with the bunk beds. Oh, Ev, are you a gymnist? Are you training for something? You want a bunk bar from the bed to the bathroom hour? Sure. Honestly, if you could figure out how to orchestrate that, like run it. And if it gets up in the middle, then I just monkey bars. But the floor is lava. [ Laughter ] Monkey bars overtake to pee. Swings back. He doesn't even drop down to pee. You can. If you should try to set my room up, we're like, "I could fully use it, but like not have to touch the floor." For like months, like, you know, the play of the longest game of floor is lava in history. You can hardly see the floor in there. It's so messy. True. Because I don't have a top bunk to just throw all my shit on. I actually do feel bad. I didn't know that you loved the bunk bed that much. So I think we could probably get that back. Did they make like super high-end bunk beds? Yeah. You know, or they all just kind of like novel teens. Yeah. Well, they're made for like no one over a hundred pounds would be sleeping around the top bunk. No, that fucker was good for way over a hundred pounds. I promise. But you look at it wrong. It's just going to fall into a million pieces. It didn't. It only had like two actual pegs holding the bunk bed on. Speaking of pegs. You want to know something about it? It depends if Dalton was in it or not. Oh, my. Oh, my. You know, I was speaking to Ken's house. I was talking with the security camera guy who put all of our cameras in at the shops. And he was also putting them in at Ken's house. And I don't know how it came out. He just says, oh, yeah. Yeah, Ken's house. And I'm like, what about Ken's house? No one's going to be able to get within a mile of that place without him knowing. It's like, yeah, it sounds about right. Absolutely. I got cameras on every little corner of that joint. No, no. I'm not surprised. And do you think that's going to stop anything? I'm going to know what's happening. You could have saved so much money by just hiring a security guard. I think he would stop stuff from happening. The camera, you're just going to watch it. That is true. That is true. Well, you'll know what happened. Believe me, it's going to be on video. Yeah. Are you throwing a housewarming party? It's going to be the Kentucky Derby housewarming party. Oh, yes. You did invite them. You obviously got them. Well, invite hasn't been sent out yet. It's not. Oh, I got my invite. I haven't been invited. It's one of those things you grow up. You should not come to a party. You're not invited to. But that one I just might invite. The invites will go out next month. And then. Okay. Isn't it in two weeks? Well, the Kentucky Derby's not so mad. I'm just kidding. Imagine. I might just like stand across the road with my back pack full of coolers lights. Like at a college party. I already know how to get in. What are you guys doing here? Oh, the party over there. You know anyone? Like when some one of your friends pulls up. That like is going to go in and be like, Hey, you think you could get me in? Yeah. We should do that. Yeah. We show up and there's security stand in there with a little iPad. So funny. Oh, you're not on the list actually. Yeah, you are on the list. Black list. I was just saying it's not. Get him out of here. It's not actually a list. Don't carry away. It's just like five pictures of people not to let in. Yeah. Let me see if you're on the list. Get in a row. Get in a row. And my shred 80. Well, it's mostly just Evan and shred 80. What? I think they're going to do. I don't seem correct. Well, Gavin is like a little tornado when you, when he gets all alcohol in him. He just starts breaking stuff. I don't think he can take all that. You just give him the samurai sword. I would have a house left if you had that thing. And what, why wouldn't you want me hanging out? Well, you instigate trouble. Yeah. What happened with my Lincoln at Micah's wedding? The other fellow you mentioned. And you were the front seat of that car as well. Instigating it. No, I was guilty by association. I was just hanging. What was that like red? I had like a red Chevy that swear the two of you hit. There's a red Corvette. Maybe you should be in that. Also, not me. It's like Chevy. All these bad things are shreds. I was just happened to be along for the ride. Yeah. I couldn't stop him if I wanted to. I didn't want to. But I couldn't have. Cormorant was on fire for a couple months. When shreds was here, we had to let it cool down. We had to let it cool down a little bit. People have been asking where shred 80's been. It was too hot. Send them back. The area was too hot. It had to cool down. Got a lot of knife snapping. Yeah. Yeah. People that are listening. Right, snap your knife. Kind of make me feel like you don't like it. Oh, no, dude. I've been snapped. I just don't think you could see. I've been snapped. And like crazy. I actually got a lot back. He's got it back in the box. You didn't put his pocket. I might have lost it. He already lost it. I've already stolen it. Oh, great. Ken, let me tell you with that samurai sword. With great power comes great responsibility. Yeah, it's got to be locked up in a spot where nobody can access it. I think a glass case. Nice round. Yeah, I think you make a nice big Sunday ham. And you carve it up for us real nice. A good meal tomorrow for lunch. Maybe not for lunch, but you can't cook lunch around here. Otherwise, the general kick your butt. It's true. And we won't like it because it's not going to be as good as you. Well, no. I mean, Jen can cook the ham. Can just carve it. Yeah, just carve it. Yeah, I didn't mean any disrespect there. I just want to see Ken's craftsmanship. This is a nice knife. Thank you, CJ. I'm going to actually get to start just carry it with you everywhere you go. Yeah, I'm going to start wielding this through the airport. Should we start taking bets who the first one to lose a finger around here is? Because I was here with his new knife. I was just that's exactly what I was going to say. CJ, you want to tell him about your new knife? Yeah, what do they call that again? Butterfly. Butterfly knife. Yes, so dearest. These are merchandise warehouse manager, great guy found out. Obviously, everyone knows I'm into knives. He came, gave me a butterfly knife as a gift earlier today. I don't know, I'm kind of scared of it, to be honest. To this thing. Yeah, it's freaking sharp, dude. You don't need to be scared of it. You just need to respect it. Yeah, it's just sharp, man. I don't know how long I was swinging it around, spinning one of my fingers and stuff. I was like, how often have you got yourself with this? And he's like, won't right here, right here, right here, right there right there. And I was like, wow, you really love swinging this thing around, huh? Think about it, CJ. Like, anyone can flick the knife. I mean, it's really just a little slower, a little quicker. There's not too much variation, but you can do some serious stunts for the butterfly knife. I think that would be big for the program. Butterfly knives are like the equivalent of like a Rubik's cube. I was going to say numb chucks. Yeah, I was going to say it's kind of numb chucks. Rubik's cluck. Okay, well, I was like, okay. Because if you can do numb chucks, a lot of it's flashy, but you could still defend yourself with them. Same goes for the butterfly knife. And with the Rubik's cube, like all the flashy flicky flicky, it's not going to like save you from anything. So if you can do a Rubik's cube, everyone's like, that's sick, but it doesn't really accomplish anything. I think Rubik's cubes used to be like more impressive back before YouTube. Because now, any of us, if you just sit down and watch a YouTube video, and you had a Rubik's cube, you could figure out how to solve it. Obviously, the speed is the biggest thing, but I've seen even insane ones where like someone will like close their eyes, like mess it up, look at it, and then close their eyes again and then solve it. It's crazy. It's crazy. In like 15 seconds. Yeah, I can't even begin to comprehend how they can do that. Same. Remember those speed cups back in gym class? I had those. Those things, I hated back when we would do the speed cups in elementary. Alex and I were just talking about the other day. She liked it. I hated it. I was like, that's terrible. You're just playing with cups and gym class. It was so boring. The only thing worse than that was we had to do line dancing. That was all. I was already boring. Okay. I'm glad. So that was a standard curriculum thing. I was middle school. Probably mid-dancing. Like was grinded. Holly was a no, oh, what's it called? No dancing town. Like a full list. The best things to come out of the speed cups was the, the dooder, the chick saying, oh my God, for the drop before the Skrillex song. That was the best thing to come out of this. I wonder how speed cups is doing. Like it was a legitimate sport with competitions and everything. I didn't think we should be doing it in gym class. However, it was satisfying. When you stacked a few perfect pyramids and then you perfectly just, it was, it was satisfying. But like it's not what we should have been doing in five. It's so dumb. So you guys still do that. You guys were learning. and dances in gym class, not music class. - Yes, they did dance like line dancing. - It was line dancing, they played country music in the gym and they had the lines for the basketball court and you do whatever the hell you do. - This may be surprising giving my current career path, but I was actually also along with my no dribble rule in basketball, I was set to the back of the choir. 'Cause I went through like a confidence phase where I like thought I should sing. - Well, I didn't know that. - Oh, I didn't know that. - A confidence phase where you're like, I should start singing, or you were just already singing in music class. - No, like in music class, in late elementary school, I think I probably heard someone sing well and I was like, oh, I can sound like that. And then I started singing loud and my teacher at pulled me aside and was like, maybe don't sing so loud. You were just screaming like your genre of music. - So they were trying to suppress your inner quad. - Exactly, and so now I've spent the last 20 years refining my skills now. Which is streaming on Spotify and on Apple Music now. Let's check into my monthly listeners, by the way. - How many monthly listeners you got? - Whoa, basement, right, yet. - So that's this new single. - 271 monthly listeners. - It's pretty good. - How many plays? - It just shows a less than a thousand. - So that's tough on repeat, but we're getting there. - You gotta start. - Take talk dancing to your music. - Oh, they do. - Get that shit popping, yeah. - What should the Quad TikTok dance be? - I can, excited that we have the Ken TikTok. - Okay, but keep in mind, we have, we were only able to put it on the SoundCloud right away. So right after that bit, we put on SoundCloud and Hummerhart has 16K plays. - Ooh, that's not bad. - That's pretty good. - We expected some cheddar soon. - What percentiles that put 'em in? - Probably above most of 'em. - Top 1% of SoundCloud listeners? - No, not even close. - I was like, I'm sorry. - Top 5, top 99? - There's no chance. - Top 99, go. - Got you made it out of the bottom 1%. - SoundCloud kind of fell off. I remember like 2016 through 2019, that was like the only place I listened to music. It was just SoundCloud, but like, there was a bunch of rappers that came out of that, like obviously Lil Pump, T Grizzly. - Yeah, we were like, big underground rap or EDM. - Lil Skies. - You had to have some. - Lil Skies, bro. - Lil Skies. - Lil Skies. - Lil Skies. - Lil Skies. - Like, you only listened to SoundCloud before the longest time. - Every time I look up an EDM song that I would want, it wasn't on any of the other platforms. I'm like, here we go. I love when someone sends you a song, you click the song, and then they play related songs. - They were the first to do that. - They're first to do it and arguably still the best. Spotify is great. YouTube, for example, if I click a, it's a new song, it's a banger, I'm loving this. I kind of want to stay in that genre. Five songs later, they're playing me 350 million-view Mac Miller song, which is great. I love Mac Miller. But like, it serves me that same song. It just kind of rounds you back to the mainstream songs. I don't love that. - Hey, Ren. - Yeah, bud. - Did a little research. - Yeah. - You're top five percent. - Actually. - I would have met you. - Do you know how hard it is to get that many views as a normal person and be pretty top five? - In my world, see, just listen. - Glotting, normal. - I'm sorry. - We don't have a music video yet. - Yeah. - Oh, shit. - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, fuck me. - No, honestly, I think you gotta hold back. We'll hold back on the album. I think we need a music video. - I think we need some new songs. We need more songs, isn't it? - You need to drop a whole album. - Yeah. - We've been doing these like, you know, one of-- - One of the old dabbles, yeah. - Singles. - Singles. - It's just-- - You gotta drop your EP. - It's just the taste for the full album. He's working on it. It's getting cooked up. It'll be out pretty soon. Next couple months. - Sleet the agent. Boehler hat productions. - Boehler hat productions. - This album only took 20,000 gallons of water to make. (laughing) - I believe, can I see in the information here? - I had to like, type in all my stuff. Quad performers, vocals, quad is on the mic. Production and engineering, CBD CJ. And sources was mom chase a record. - Aye, nice. - Still got a shout out for that. - Nice go. - Just happy to get some credit, man. - Speaking actually of credit, I gotta give Evan some credit. - I think he's right about helicopters. - What part? - I do not want to ride in a helicopter ever again. - Really? - I just feel like over the course of the last few-- - Months, years in aviation history, seen a little more bad things happen, which is incredibly sad, obviously. But just you see helicopter crashes a lot, even though I wanted the car show. And Greg Godfrey was just in a helicopter. - No, it was really. - Is he okay? - He is alive. And when you see it, you will wonder how the hell is he alive? He was in-- - No way, that's so bad. - A Robinson. - I do want a preface, Ryan. I think his wife was in it. - That's crazy, right? - I thought you were going to reference the pretty decent amount that we've seen in the last year. - I didn't know you'd-- - And then you hit us with this, that is scary. - Okay, so this is-- - Yeah, she's fine. All that came out of it was the pilot got a little banged up, that pilot right there. - No, he's in it. - But-- - So this is your right. - And then his wife, I believe, just had a cut and had to get stitches. - Did this-- - Which is crazy. - Yeah, come on, what has happened? - That's damage. - They haven't released it yet, but the pilot was on the bottom side. And I mean, he goes through and shows just how lucky, like basically he was. He's mangled up between that stick and the ground. So, I mean, you know, thank God for that, that's super scary. But like, that scared the shit out of me. And then also, heavy-d posted one of us in New Zealand. - Yeah, that one was-- - 'Cause they have it on video. - Well, it happened there again. - They thought it was just like wind and shit, right? - This shit's the craziest fucking video ever. Like, I mean, it looks very similar to Snowden. - It's a hard hit. - Yeah. - Man, so, Ben, you still want it by helicopter? - You're not after seeing all this shit? - Really? - Like, honestly, yeah. - I was hoping you would still. - I'm straight up, like, I don't wanna ride in the helicopter anymore. - I mean, I-- - I just see all these things. And I mean, obviously-- - You have a hard enough time driving with the trees. - Exactly. - All right, no gas station. - You're missing the gas station. You don't fill up your helicopter, you're really fucked. - Yeah, yeah. I mean, jokes aside, like, yeah. It's pretty gnarly, it's high consequence. - Dude, and I still want to, I don't wanna say, like, the dream of it is dead. But I've definitely like, been seeing all the crashes and it does make me very nervous. 'Cause every single one of these crashes is like, the pilot was extremely experienced and been flying aviation for four and a half years. That pilot right there, that was-- - He's an older man, like, you gotta assume he's-- - Yeah, and it's, there's so many factors, obviously that play into these crashes. And a lot of times, it's just like fluke accidents. - And that's, I don't wanna be like an alarmist, you know, like, what are you gonna not ride in a car because of car accidents that happen more often than aviation, but still, I just, I don't know. - I just got an icky, an icky feeling about all of it. - I still think they're cool. I would love for a band to own one because then he's paying for it and paying for the fuel and all that. But like, it just sounds so expensive to me to own. Like, I can't, I couldn't justify it myself, but it would be pretty sweet. Like, I mean, essentially, you could have a Lamborghini or you could have a helicopter. Pretty fucking cool, man. Land in your helicopter at your friend's house. - No doubt. - You're going to the gym, like, the only problem is you're gonna spend probably a thousand bucks just to go to the gym and just fly to the gym to work out. It could be so much money. - Yeah, it's very expensive. I think there's a lot more use cases for getting your pilot's license for a plane. As far as what we could do. - I think for you, you would probably use a helicopter more frequently than a fixed-wing plane, but I think a fixed-wing plane would be more useful. Does that make sense? - Yeah, you'd be able to fly it farther. - My opinion, one day in my life, probably later, when I'm retired, maybe around that, I would love to get my pilot's license. - Mike, you can't be buying old, cheap planes. - Right, that's true. - Pelocopters now, though. We can't be phoned. - I have another part. - If your other vehicles are gonna have to actually get some good ones. - Right, right, right. But getting a helicopter license, I have no desire for. But that's another part. Okay, so you know how they say-- - Let us sit on your dream here, Benny, I'm sorry. - Well, I mean, Ben's a badass. I know he's got it, he's got it. But you know how they say, before you ride your dirt bike, like, check your chain tension. 'Cause, you know, your chain braking could really be catastrophic and how often are we doing that? Like, almost never. And there's probably other stuff you should check and you should check. But that's a big one that could hurt you. But the planes and the helicopters, like, you actually have to pre-flight check every single time. - Not going through those checklists. It's like life or death. Oh, you skip, like, check in. Is there water in the fuel? - Right. - That can be a death sentence, essentially. - That's the thing that I probably wouldn't like too. It's like all that and you're like, "Hey, it's like very serious stuff." Like, it's not really like art. - And that's why I think that you could do it. Like, I genuinely, in the mental state, I'm in right now, whatever that may be, I don't think I'm locked in enough to acquire a pilot's license. I just don't. I don't think I'm taking life serious enough for me to be doing that stuff. I think you do. - I think the thing about it that was like, you need to be serious. Like fully committed to it. Yeah, you know where it's not in like I've talked to just so many pilots for fun These over the years of like yeah, I like I want to do this I think it'd be sweet I think it'd be really cool to like build up especially if we got a nice plane and we can like fly and use it for Filming these videos and with that you'd probably want another pilot like hire another pilot to do it with you But I think that it could be extremely useful for us 100% but with that is you can't half-ass it in any way Where you know if you're doing it you got to do it right you got to be fully invested you got to be educated You got to be like in the right state of mind not to be played with especially when you're flying other people Right, which is I'm not not saying that you would do this or really anyone But you know how like you could be so hungover and you can get in your car and drive home It'll probably be just fine, right? But you can't just be so hungover and get in your plane and fly home. Oh, you gotta be locked in Yeah, you gotta be dialed in but yeah, for sure. Yeah, you gotta be dialed in Dude Tanner our shop and it's been super nice in February, which is crazy and he's out flying his paramotor And I'm like man He didn't waste much time He's got a rebuilt last fall and he wanted to go and fly it and it was still freezing and he's flying around Then I see the engine die and he just you know, you just basically parachute down He lands I go over to him like I can't believe you're taking it out. What happened? He's like dude, it keeps dying on me. I just had this thing rebuilt and then he's like but it was running good when it was running He goes you should buy this thing from me and of course I am intrigued. I do want to try it. I might I'm not gonna put that in stone He goes you should buy this thing from me Would be pretty fucking cool. I know But it's also the same as a plane. He had like a couple like almost He was doing stunts did yeah, he did have bad accidents He crashed into a telephone pole. Well then he had the telephone wires Yeah, he had the wing fold on him too and he was like struggling to get that out And then he right after that he sold it or he said he sold it. Oh, it was On consignment it didn't sell so we took it back and said I'm gonna run it again You gotta have a limited market on a paris. Well the only other person I've met that has one of those doesn't have a finger because of it Is that the guy that hit the telephone wire? No, I'm second guessing was it was 10 or 10 or hit a power line? Okay, he did and he just swung them up and then he dropped down on his back Yeah, but it does look damn fun. I gotta say that like And I think the it's just when you start pushing the limits So you have an open field and you're probably good. You're just good But as soon as you like start trying to buzz buildings and stuff and like kind of dumb Yeah, that's when it comes to getting comfortable and you're doing stupid stuff And I know when when that wing folded he was doing some crazy like loops and stunts like for some reason for me like I Think I feel more comfortable like trying to rip one of those then I do literally getting in a helicopter I could see it because it's like you have to parachute like you said the motor died and you just like and you ride it down That's a good one half so like for some reason I feel like as long as these ropes and that shoots up there like things should be okay Would you go skydiving of them? No, what intrigues me the most about it because your shoots not out when you start Yeah, for some reason like but like a parrot glider like where you run off the cliff with the wings It's out. I'm more likely to do that than to just jump out of the plane and hope this bundle of shit in my back opens up properly Which I should I you do that kind of makes sense. I used to be interested in that and then the more I've grown up The least interest that I am because it's like yeah, you can fold your parachute up the wrong way and it just doesn't unfold I'd have other people fold it for me. Yeah, but then your life is in their hands That's true, which is gnarly what the intriguing thing to me is that in order to get your Solo skydive license. It's not terribly hard, but you need to get it right? You need to acquire it by training and really all it is is jumping out of a plane and falling anybody can do that right? And then the parachute comes out and the most of the training is almost when to pull it Obviously how to pack it and then flying but paragliding you don't need any license and you just Do it. So the only thing different that you don't need a license for is just the falling part So like and anybody can do that for the paraglider like it's the he said It's the exact same operation as a parachute. So I don't know. It's just intriguing to me like the fact that like how cool would it be What would you want to do if you had a superpower invisibility? I want to fly. I mean with a paramotor. You pretty much can well, Mike leaders McFarlane asked us to race in the freedom 500 I believe and You said that you wanted to do it and the prize is Oh Being sane sane. Did you tell him that I would yeah, all right? That's coming out Some of us wants to see I said I said we're just one person This one is just one racer the limo. It's the only one with two Have you seen this tiktok video of this guy in his homemade airplane? See that guy he has no fear He built his own eye lane. I love the fucking engine hanging off the front of it too That's pretty sick the primer bulb in the middle just in case you run into a tough scenario. I mean, it looks pretty sick It is got to be a sweet thing because flying is a rather simplistic thing like when you actually look at the plane Like it's like hey, you got your prop and then you yep, pull up a ceiling fan on the front Can you imagine triple blade and then this guy actually built his own airplane? That's cool. I think it's an ultra light, but I don't know how much his assembly The right brothers did it why can't you maybe you should build your own airplane mic? No negative ghost rider. I suppose Did you guys see that the laws got changed on diesel motors? I didn't see that But I did see that they did away all the manufacturers did away with the start stop automated When you come to a why why so they used to get some kind of emissions credit if their vehicles have that feature So pointless, but all it does is add unnecessary wear and tear and an engine So it's like over the life of a vehicle it maybe saves a couple gallons of gas over Hundreds of thousands of miles. So it's just and that makes somebody feel good that oh we're saving a little bit of gas The other is that they pulled the need for that off of Whatever bill that passed, but like the automakers are still good probably gonna just leave it in because like they're already like wired into the computer Dude, I hope not. I think they know that everyone hates them too So annoying. Well, it's it's the startup procedure you push start the engine push the start stop button off So basically the EPA recently revoked the legal basis used to regulate vehicle greenhouse gas emissions Which includes diesel trucks and cars that move effectively removed federal tailpipe emission standards tied to climate rules Some heavy-duty truck emission mandates tied to future years like stricter 2027 plus rules are now uncertain or being changed Death and derate rules change this one actually affects real diesel owners and operas trucks used to drop to limp mode fast when death failed Now EPA guidance says trucks can run thousands of miles with only warnings or mild power reduction Instead of instant limits that would have saved me going to Florida no kidding exactly real the whole Death thing is such a waste of resources because you're paying to transport all these little fucking plastic containers around Nobody's gonna recycle that that just goes straight in the garbage Then they come in this little cardboard box in the outside which just goes straight in the garbage It's just a gigantic waste. Did you know that death can be used as fertilizer? Really somebody said it was horse piss so I think they just call it that Emissions equipment deletion is still illegal federally So DPF EGR deletes, etc. I mean, but if they do get rid of it you get better miles per gallon Which then lowers your emissions So why is that still a thing? They say that like the all the plastic jugs that the death fluid comes in actually pollutes the earth more That's what they say and I don't know if that's true or not. I haven't Looked at the numbers or the facts, but that's what I hear you know, so these a kind of fluid is in bed with the politicians Yeah, not the only fluid in bed with the politicians Anyway, you're missing one other one It's funny that you guys brought up to start stop feature because Evan and I were scrolling it's Facebook reels today or whatever the hell they are and check out the new feature you guys were in the 2027 links We're gonna show you the Starts not feature on the 600 RR here's got the brake held in and the machine is shut down ready to go ready to go Oh the brake machine fires So behind man, so that can't be real. What are the odds that they had all this done and you know Everything's getting put into production And then they see this new rule come out that they didn't need any money. They're just like oh what the fuck do we do Have a friend french who's asking for that well Ryan made the good point It's nice for talking in between when you stop exactly if you're a trail ripper think of you pull up next to each other and set a Hall or an over your machine and god forbid having to press a button to start moving You just pull in the brake and then it turns off and you can talk and then you you can go So I saw a thing where also painted the body the entire snobial market They only saw 120,000 units for 130 globally. I saw yeah, that's crazy How do they have the money to engineer that for a snobial like how much are they inflating the prices just to have that feature. - I think Can Am's got some money, bro. - Yeah, there's been a money. - You know what is funny, though, is I guarantee you, like Skidu and Can Am, and they're always, like, at the forefront for start of real technology, so I guarantee, like, Polaris. - Three years? - Yeah, Polaris is gonna have in a year or two, and then Articats is gonna have it in four years, and, like, they just kind of copy each other, but it does seem like they have the most money, 'cause they're always at the forefront. - Yeah, they're at the start of it, I agree. - You know, they have, like, the shot start system, so it's probably, like, - It just utilizes that. - It just utilizes that. - And the shot start is the best fucking thing on a snowbeer ever. - I had that on my free ride, dang near 10 years ago, and Polaris hasn't caught up to that, but that is a good system. - And bombardier BRP is really good at patenting their stuff. Obviously, all the OEMs are, but the shot start is basically an electric start without the weight of a battery, which is-- - You'd pull it in the morning and then go, "Yeah, it's pretty nice, that was cool." But yeah, I'm sure they were just like, "Oh, we can do this," and whatever, like, I don't know. It's probably like 110 guys on a form asking for it, or one guy asked for it, and then 110 people liked it, and they're like, "Shit, that's 35% of our buyer's market. We better run that, we better throw that in." So yeah, I don't know, I bet that's funny that you brought it up. I mean, you slow maybe. - Was there anything else I just saw that they just released a bunch of new snow bills? - Yeah, nothing too crazy. Suspension. - Where it's like drop where you can like make basically, you can like build a mod sled, but it has like a factory warranty, and then it's gonna be made a sick ass. - Like from the factory, you can build a-- - Yeah, you can like almost pick your like, wrap colors, you can pick your seat cover color, like with Seaco, and you can pick your shocks, like a lot more customizable, and I always forget-- - It's a cool idea. - There's a lot of like, guys a little older than us that are like, "Yeah, you gotta have that warranty." - Yeah. - Which I get. - Or just don't know, like they can just go on a website or sit down at the dealer and like check nine boxes. - So it's like if you wanna get crazy shocks to me, I'm like, I love the whole like, "Oh, order in these shocks, and put them on, shocks are easy to put on." But a lot of people are like, "I don't wanna do all that. I don't wanna pay someone to do it either. I just wanted to come to my door. Be ready, earned my dealer." But yeah, nothing too much new, Polaris dropped. They got a 200 mini sled that is identical to the Yamaha, the Skadoo, and the Articat. But someone made a good point. They're like, "Why do they make the same one?" And someone's like, "Well, they're given business stuff to Articat 'cause I believe Articat makes it." - Oh, it doesn't, Yamaha make 'em. - Yamaha makes the motors, Articat made the chassis. - It's a lot for the amount of volume they're gonna push through that. It's a lot of engineering work to make that. - Right. - So you might as well just team up with all the other manufacturers and just make your own plastic or whatever. - And being that the kids who are racing on their Sony regulations on them anyway makes sense. I was wondering if they were gonna do like an electric snowmobile. Like a good electric snowmobile. I know Skadoo has like their trailer. - Dude, I think they need you just keep 'em gas. - They do? - I think they got at least 10 years worth of technology before an electric snowmobile is a viable option. I mean, it's just the battery technology isn't there yet. - Just speaking from being around 'em all the time, watching gas, gas powered motors, whether it's a dirt bike, snowmobile, a car or whatever the fuck it is, it's way more fun. Even if it's not as fast, not as torquey, like it's just, I don't know, I just think they're better. And I think even the listeners or viewers, it seems like a lot of our viewers are kind of the same way. Like you gotta respect the performance, but like battery technology and cold weather just isn't there yet. And it's just in 10 years, they might figure it out. - It's gonna inevitably happen, I think. - It's just that tech doesn't exist. - Like eventually cars are gonna all be self-driving and we'll be telling our grandkids, they're like, so how'd you get around? Well, you'd just get in the car and drive it. What you would drive the gas powered car with other, well then there's other people and well, what would happen? Well, you fucking getting crashes every now and then I guess, I don't know. And what if someone drove off the road? Yeah, that happened, yeah. - It was powered by thousands of tiny explosions inside of our metal block. - We composed dinosaurs. - Pretty sick, if you start talking about it. - I'd be like an iRobot when he takes out the truck. - And then this is gas, I think about that every time. - That's just great movie, I think about it all the time too for some reason. - That nine legend, those are two movies I don't know off to again. - Have you guys seen that Elon Musk was like, pushing for, you know, inhabitant, inhabit-- - Habiting bars. - Inhabiting, inhabiting, Jesus. - One more time, Benny, you got this. - Coffee, coffee, inhabiting. Yep, bars. - Nice. - Thank you. And then, he's shifted to another moon. - Why? - Honestly, it makes sense. - He just said, if you're gonna build an airtight thing, yeah, well, he was actually saying that, you know, to like get to Mars, it has to be close enough and it's only close enough, close enough. I think it still takes super long time, but it's only close enough, I wanna say, every 26 months. And so to-- - Makes sense. - Yes. - No, well, isn't the moon really dark? Only the dark side of it. (laughing) - Yeah, but isn't it just kind of always dark on the moon? I guess I have no idea. - It's-- - It's same as the sun. - No, it's just reflecting the sun. - It's the same as the Earth. - Or, sorry. - Okay, that's what I meant. - I don't know. - I don't wanna live on the moon. I'm just gonna say it. - I know. - I mean, a vacation though? Maybe go spend a couple weeks. - I'd check it out. - I'd check it out for a while. - I haven't find out they made a casino on the moon. - Gotta go hit it. - Fuck, I'd played $25 Blackjack, Hansen. - I think about how many times around that roulette ball could-- - I was just gonna say, I don't really like airplanes, but I'll take a rocket ship to play Red 18 on the moon. (laughing) - Did you see the Mr. Beast video, or I don't even know what the premise of the video was, but he tours a whole like self-sufficient. There's like trees, everything's airtight, and the trees make the oxygen, and that's what they're good. We were gonna put it on Mars, but now, probably the moon. - Which makes sense, 'cause the moon's way closer, and we've maybe been there. - At what point are you just like straying so far from like natural conditions that humans should be living in? - Honestly, I think at that point. - Breathing real air, eating real food, we've already like strained that away from that. - Yeah, I'm gonna sit on their phone. - His big thing is like, you know, if something happens to the moon. - Yeah, I get it. - Then it's going to keep human species alive. - And it's gonna keep pushing technology forward, where you don't know what kind of advancements they're gonna come up with to make that work, that you might be able to integrate in your daily life 10 years from now. Like duct tape came out of what the moon missions are the space program, and duct tape is used every day. - Love that stuff. - Well, thing about Starlink now too. You know, like Elon starts going on this space mission, and then Starlink is born out of it. - You're right. - It's crazy to think though that like, you know, in our lifetime, people are gonna be living up on the moon. - You think so? - 100%. - How long you think that would take Gavin and Big Ranch? - Three weeks. Put a man on the moon in the house. Three weeks, four weeks? - I think if we would tell him to. - They'd figure out a way to do it in two weeks, and they'd get it done in three weeks. - What's the, like, let's just say you hopped on Elon's rockets and was planning to go to moon. How long is the journey? - How long will it fly to this? - It's not that long. - I would say it would take them four weeks 'cause they'd have to, they'd have like a little setback and have to wait for parts. - Yeah, you're right. - For the wrenches, yeah. - Yeah, figure out how long it is, 'cause like if it's like a long time on the plane, I don't think it's gonna be a place you're going back and forth from. - What gets to the ISS? I think it's like a afternoon, essentially, 'cause it would come with ISS. - What's the ISS? - A couple of real space stationers. - That's crazy. - CJ takes three days. Three days. - I guess that's 240,000 miles away. - That's crazy. - Me and my freight liner could do it in two weeks. (laughing) - Couple of roller dogs. - 1800 miles a day. - I could do it and do it without these regulations. - But it would take six to nine months to get to Mars. - Wow. - Yeah, it's just unrealists. - Yeah, no one's gonna sit on that thing. Yeah, screw that. That's not even gonna happen. - Honestly, the moon makes way more sense. 'Cause again, that tech they're building is just like, it's the same. You can't breathe on Mars and you can't breathe on the moon. It's the same. - So do you think buying Tesla stock? Yeah, that's a stupid question. But would that, like is Tesla, I don't even want to ask it on here. It's Tesla, it's got its own Tesla Twitter and SpaceX, I think we're gonna merge. Maybe that was just a joke. - Okay, do you think real estate on the moon is gonna be affordable? - Probably not, dude. I think only the rich are gonna be going to the moon. If Earth is collapsing and everyone's in this big rush to get to the moon to survive, it will only be the richest of the rich. Like, that's just the truth. - So the movie was at Lisium where it was like all the rich people left Earth and then the people left on Earth were basically just trying to fend for themselves. Was that that movie here? - I haven't seen it. You know what's crazy though, is one day you're gonna be scrolling YouTube and Mr. Beast is gonna have, or some creator's gonna have a video like going to the moon. - Oh, yeah, Mr. Beast is there. - He'll be going to the moon, and then one day there's going to be people living up on the moon watching the news, seeing what's happening on Earth, like in the United States. You know, it's just like-- - I wonder what moon news will be like. - Dude, I'm just not interested in living on the moon. Can't tell me. If the Earth is collapsed, I'm going down with the ship. - Really? - Just not really interested in going to the moon. - You're just saying collapsing and I have the option, I'm going to-- - I'm going to the moon. - But it's like, do you have to bring everything to the moon? - No, you're probably just-- - Just startin' off and startin' the moon. - You know what I would equate the moon to? - It depends how old I am. Let me start. - It's like, everything's gonna work. - It's gonna be self-sufficient once you're there. - I can't even wrap my head up. - Is there gonna be a gas station with roller dogs? - Yeah. - 'Cause if they're rain, I ain't fucking go. - Yeah, exactly. - If they're like, yeah, if you stay on Earth, you're gonna die like in the next month, I would go to the moon. But if you're like, you can stay on Earth and you might make it 10 years, I'd stay on Earth. - I don't know, I just feel like the moon, like by the time that you have the option to go to the moon, it's gonna be fairly advanced. They're gonna clearly have colonized it and have things going on there where I equate it to, it's like what Saudi Arabia is doing. Like by building all these man-made islands and they're building out all these different towns that essentially was just a desert 25 years ago and now there's full-on skyscrapers coming on. - I guess if it turns out like Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia, or sorry, if it turns out like Dubai, Dubai is pretty sick. - Yeah, Dubai. - I've never been there, but it does look pretty sick and I'm not really like a city guy. I don't like going to Minneapolis or really any big city, but Dubai does look pretty sick. - Maybe it'll be like fallout where you're just throwing in a freezer and when somebody's ready to unthought you, they just come unthought you. - God, I wouldn't want to do that though, either. I'd rather just, I'll just fucking get it over with at that point. - Yeah, dick, who knows, you know. - Like at SpaceX, you know, they're building these massive rockets and these rockets can, you know, go up and then land and not be destroyed. And so they're reusable and they're hoping to have like thousands of trips going to the moon. - A lot to think about. - 'Cause I think there can only be like a couple hundred people per rocket. - Just think of like the people you'll be competing against in terms of trying to get up there. So they're gonna be charging insanely high prices 'cause it's everyone on Earth, not just America, trying to probably go up there. - Okay. - If Earth is collapsing, you know, and there's only so many influencers. - I don't think influencers are gonna be influencers. - I was trying to think of like how much space the moon has. Like can the moon realistically, if every single person, almost eight billion people went to the moon, could it fit them? And the Earth diameter is almost 8,000 miles. The moon is 2,200. But the moon doesn't have any water on it, right? So the Earth land area is 57.5 million square miles. And the moon area is 14.5 million square miles. - Why not that much smaller? - That's new information to me, actually. - That's what I'm saying. If the moon doesn't have water, that's like the biggest problem right off the gate. - It's like ice or something, I don't know, though. - It doesn't have water. None of this makes sense. Like can we go mine? Like are there precious metals? Can we drill for like all the things that make Earth livable? Like if there's none of that there, they're just gonna fly stuff up to the moon. Like I can't wrap my head around it. I think it's pretty far fetched. But interesting to see. - It does seem far fetched. - Seems like pipe dreams. People live in Las Vegas and there's barely any water and a couple of miles, whatever. Somewhere, we're gonna run a pipe to the moon. - I could see big gun moving to the moon. - I don't get any of the firsts. - You know Ken's moving to the moon and he's bringing all of his friends with him and we're gonna find out as soon as he, - He was like a picture of his new house up there. We're like, oh shit, it can move to the moon. - Moon tax free. - You moving there for tax incentives? - Well mate, if there's tax incentives, tax advantages living on the moon by now. - Just think about, what kind of government is gonna run the moon? Like is there, obviously there's gonna probably have to be some kind of system put in place. - It'll be like international waters. - You know that there's gonna be moon wars. - Fightin' over moon land. - Can you imagine? Yeah, they're gonna try to conquer. - Too much food for me. - First, first, we have space dollars. - Crypto. - It's gonna be big dollars. - Big bucks. - It'll be big bucks. - Sheckles. - Rhino, so you don't wanna be bucks? - Ash coins. (laughing) - Ash coins. - My universal purse. (laughing) - Bring cash going to the moon. - Great point. I think we all were aware of that and thinking of that in the back of our heads, but yeah, the whole no water thing I agree. It's like how realistic is it? - How are they gonna use no water? - No, it's just like there's no water. - Yeah, if everything has to come from earth to like build society on the moon, like it then seems sustainable. - And it's like riding too. Like all the riding we do. - How are they gonna put the lithium ion vapes on the rockets? - Yeah. - Is it gonna be in your checked luggage or your carry on? - You know you can't put it in your checkbox. - Maybe the vapes will start to fight. - We're all starting to fight. - Get the people addicted and those people aren't gonna be able to go to the moon. - Oh, wow. - Here we go, have three main ways. Mining ice. - Ice. - So there is ice. - People are gonna be like, "Oh great, there's already ice on the moon." - How do you build a, okay, in a glue? I answer my own question, continue. (laughing) - Evan's like the way you think. - We don't need the water for building. I mean, I guess you might get thirsty. I mean, we're gonna hammer, but. - Second way, recycling. - Like the air. - Great, we're great at that. - Recycling what? - Like, there's no, if there's no water. - I'll tell you, recycling. - Sweat. - Yeah. - Cretth moisture. - What? - And urine. - You are pretty good at fogging the glass, Evan. - Oh, this is just water. - 98% of water is recycled on the International Space Station. - Wow. - He's bringing up a full water and piss water. - Anything else? Like, can you build a whole civilization on moon dust? - Moon dust. - Like, what's your house in the infrastructure? What is that built out of? - Well, let me ask you. (laughing) - I'm just, I don't know, it just. - No, I think those are probably gonna be brought from Earth. - Mm-hmm. - So the whole thing is reliant on Earth and then Earth's crumbles and then what, you get a little bit extra, then you're gonna. - You know, Evan, you should be on some committee to raise these questions. - Evan is pretty good at playing Devils Average Game, dude. He's super cynical, but I was telling him this the other day, I was like, you were, - Use the real words, what you said. It was like a three word phrase. - Say it, you were about to say, - Domest, I think. - I said, you can be one of the dumbest humans that I know of decisions that you make under the influence from most of them. He's genuinely one of the smarter people I know. - You're very, yeah, you are. - You are the most intelligent. - He's very like thought through, like he thinks through things. Like people would think that you're just like, so reckless and manic and like, you're not thinking about anything. - But it's really only on the lick. - You actually think about everything pretty well through. He just doesn't care when he's on the licker. That's the answer. - Yeah, and then sometimes, but like some of your decisions that we sit here and we go, how did he make that decision? You have those moments. You're two very, very opposites. - Well, Ben, nobody's perfect. - I tell people all the time that don't know Evan if they ask about him, I'm like, oh, I'm like, no, he's actually, you'd be surprised. He's pretty smart. - He is. - Yeah, I think people maybe think you're like, just this fucking maniac or what you kind of are, but Ben described it, you're very thought through and like you're calculated and, but yeah, then you do have those moments where you just throw care out the window and you just roll the dice. It's all about balance. - A very balanced life. - Well, Mike, thanks for having us today. - Yeah, absolutely. It's been so fun. It's fun every single week having you guys on and I just want to let you guys listening at home know that we're giving away two TRXs. So seeboycv.com, we got plenty of merch to choose from and just go check it out and get entered. If you would like the chance of winning one of those badass trucks. - Every $5 you spend gets you one entry. - Thank you, Ken. - Be careful with those knives, boys. And they look amazing with those lifting wheels on them. - Yeah, they do look good. - Hey, thanks for asking me to be your best man. - You bet, Ben. - Holy smokes. - I know, I'm excited. - Yeah. - Run your off the batch party plan in this time. - Damn, oh yeah. - And Ben's on it. - Yeah. - You better not fuck it up. - You have set the bar pretty high, Ryan. - You've done a good job. - I'll hit up, Jake. Make sure you have a cook. - Mr. Lord's. - Yeah, Mr. Prescott. - Yeah, good job. - Okay, CJ was mentioning that he like, obviously wants to film it, fun to make a YouTube video out of it. It'd be funny if you're just sitting there, and you're like, I cannot think what to do for CJ's bachelor party. And then you're like, well, we should film it and make a YouTube video. And then all of a sudden Ben's got 10,000 ideas. - 'Cause. - Yeah, we got some ideas. We got some plans. - Heck yeah. - We got some plans. - We got a couple coming up. Mine and CJ's. - It would be fun for you to not tell us what we're doing. Just need to pack a bag for this kind of climate. - I like that. - Who is this guy? - Yeah. - Can it be different on batch parties? - He's different. - Oh, I think he's fun. - You're just, K, you took care of both guys' stories. - We're just showing up and you're telling us where we're going. - That would be, that would be super fun. That would be good. - Or the pack for, but, you know. - I could adapt. - I could adapt. - Yeah. - Also that. - You, I'm just picturing you ordering flights for like 15 people. - You would need Ken in on that. - I would need a PJ. - Yeah. - Do I need my parkour or my swim trunks? - I could bring your little Borat outfit. - Does both. (laughing) - That is now a picture of Evan in that little green thing is now the background of our group chat. - Yes, and it's hilarious. - It's so hard because I love it. - I opened up the group chat in public. And like, I was on an airplane the other day. Opened it up and was reading the messages. And then I got to the bottom where the messages open, like it, yeah. - The picture. - So you can see the picture. - Opened up to all. - Yeah. - And I was like, "Oh, I can't be looking at this." - I was doing that the other day with some guys that were working on my house. I was like, "Yeah, yeah, you know what, "this is supposed to look like right now." I'm like, "Oh yeah, I actually have a picture of it." - They all get behind me right as I'm opening my clothes and I'm like, "Oh boy." And I got two guys on both side. And it's just all of these pictures that Evan run around my grandpa. parents how to make it they're probably like what the fuck is up with this guy because they're already confused about me And then right right here right here, you know has Jake's video dropped of what yeah, yeah, and yeah, yeah Okay, yeah, you guys got to go watch that Jake's video. We long story we use the suits We reused them and made Cody and Jake's film are Brandon wear them and they's just a gift that keeps on giving Brandon's hilarious man Yeah, I'm a little worried that they got burned Equate sexual harassment in the workplace. No, I'm talking about the green green suit. Oh, I think I seen I don't think we need to reuse them after Yeah, also what was that the leather one. Yeah, where'd you see that? Was I not supposed to know you okay? No, you could have that was just on the Okay, okay, let me show I need to show you guys. I know you so there was a worse option I need a sense a loincloth. We were trying to find them and then CJ goes to like a sex story He found the leather one and he sends me a picture and he goes, I think this might be too aggressive and I was like yeah And the green ones are Bro, that is crazy That is crazy That is aggressive so You guys want to know? Wait, do you have it? Yes, that's at the farm. So get this. I'll tell the story on it So we're going to do the Superbowl segment and then I kind of have this whole this is what we're gonna have is the punishment and I was looking all over trying to find something like what we ended up using except I couldn't find that and that was the closest thing So I go Ben's like well go go to this that sex store or whatever and see if you can find something soft I park it's like I'm like someone gonna see me walking in here like kind of embarrassing I walk in this dead silent I'm like oh hello. Hello some lady positive. Oh hey, and then like she's just like I'm like, hey, yeah So I'm looking for and she just like interrupts me and goes a masturbator and I'm like, oh no No, I'm actually looking for like some like underwear Guessing what the person came in for a sex story is really She's jumped in told me I know no no and like she started Yeah, I think I shouldn't say that then I'd probably been questioned what I was looking like but uh, so then we go She brings me back starts running me through the things I'm like none of these are really like that They're a little aggressive is what I was thinking but the Superbowl was starting in probably two hours I was like whatever I'm just gonna grab this thing and we'll have to run this so in that store some crazy stuff Crazy stuff like it start it makes sense why the male Rate for having sex has gone down. That's all I got to say like what's in there full Like looking dolls things that do the stuff look like a real person. Is that a real statistic or may having less? I mean we could pull it up, but basically like there's a small group I don't know exactly the percentage Maybe it's like 10% of the men are having all the sex and like or not maybe not 10 maybe it's like 30 like getting all the chicks and having sex and then like It's not like it soon. It's gonna be the top one person and they're basically saying because of like all the stuff out there that a Lot of guys don't want to go through the work of actually going in like picking up a woman Say you're a single guy like you don't want to go and hit on a chick or actually try starting a relationship because it's just easier to Use your hand or in this case full on by a Pretty much real looking person. I didn't touch them because I felt like that had been weird But I was like looking. I'm like holy crap. This is insane So anyways, I'm checking out now. I'm checking out and all of a sudden this like old man Comes walking out of like the basement. There's like this basement stairway. I like here some a movie room That's what it was. I'm like confused. I'm like where the fuck did that guy just come from because he was like old And he like had his hands and he was like see how she's like yeah see you later and then like I was kind of confused Like I'm like where's that guy is he living here like what the fuck? She goes. There's a movie room downstairs It's I think she said it was like three bucks for 20 minutes So basically there's a bunch of movies in there. There's a bunch of movies in there like you know This is hence wise an old guy. He probably not familiar with the internet and they pop it in and they get to lock the door and use the room for an hour Yeah, I didn't know that was her thing. That's insane that exists Evan and no I have certainly not used the movie room. Oh, of course. I have a what do you look at me like that for no? You are correct going to chat on average young men are putting less partnered sex in the used to especially in the United States Yeah, it's it rose actually in the mid 2000s. Well, that's good news for us breeders plenty of women out there Yeah, so like a smaller portion of the guys are getting all the chicks if you're like a single dude I watched a movie the other day that it essentially was like this dude bought a robot that was like full on Is it ex machina or something? No, the woman's like a fox. No, no Machina, machina when it when it locks him in the room at the end and he dies No, you're thinking like she ends up getting like stuck talking like some foreign language or something That's when you're talking about yeah, I know I do what it's called But I've seen the trailer for it and all that yeah, okay, well essentially like this this is called her yeah, yeah Yeah, oh, it's her kind of lost in translation. No Wally I think Yeah, it's about killing him though doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah anyway, anyway, it doesn't matter But essentially it's just like he buys this this lady to be like his sex doll and then he basically gets this lady To commit a murder and kill the super rich dude so he could like be with this rich dude's girlfriend But like all shit goes south when this lady finds out that she's a robot, but it kills him. Yeah, yeah actually I don't need to watch the movie now so I spoiled it even though I don't know what it's called But oh there was fucking robots in there. I didn't I mean you got to have some bread I think for like the full one, but you could buy half ones if you know what I'm saying like just a hinder or even just a Torso it was I mean it was insane. I got was I felt weird and that lady Clearly has seen a lot more weird weirdos than me. So she was just like I mean These humanoid like household servant robots are within the next couple years You know, they're gonna make the worst dirty versions and they all know you're going to have a robot I'm just saying the worst dirty one, but are you getting a robot a house-made robot? Would make a pretty good houseman again would you let would you be interested in it pleasing you romantically? I think that's way too fucked up and weird. I don't know. I don't know. I just think these robots me maybe does like the laundry or the dishes, but I don't know I don't know. I just think it's I think it's done It's kind of a beta move though. It's very a beta move there. Yep. Can someone say jokes? I don't have to go to bed thinking about Ken pounding out his robot house made You think we're gonna have like a decline in the population Eventually like if people are having less and less sex like what's the population is a rising or is it technically decreasing? It's going down. That's actually isn't that kind of what they wanted though a picture this podcast ending like a really long 80s rock song where it just fades away (upbeat music)