Ken Regrets His Marriage, We Bully Our Friends and Cormorant Flock Camera Vandals!

If you were to describe your ideal woman, is that what you would look like? Roughly, yeah. Jack, how has it been coming on the team? I realize you really can't do anything with how I get picked on around here. The caller ID said Minnesota State Patrol is like, "Oh God, what did I do to that?" Ken is like, "I knew I shouldn't have beat on that flock camera." I'm extremely sorry for my actions and I regret a lot of that. Today's podcast is sponsored by Simply Safe. Evan's house is now on lockdown. Thanks to Simply Safe. So don't try anything. Did you just give a free Simply Safe plug? No, they sponsored today's podcast. What they did? Sorry, it was a free plug. Yeah, you trying to get Ryan in trouble? They call me "What the fuck was that?" So we're just giving up free plugs now? Yeah, sorry. Mike didn't know how else to intro it. He panicked. Easy with the free plugs. You'll get Jack excited. Oh gosh. Dude, it's crazy how Jack just kind of replaced Dalton in your comments. That's good though. You know, Dalton sculpted into something. It's actually insane how much Dalton has changed since the first day that he started working for us. He's actually not even the same human. He's grown up a bit. Mentally, physically, or spiritually. Did you see his TikTok that it was like of me and him? And it was like, "Thank you for being mean to me." Yeah, I did actually see that. Yeah, thank you for bullying me. I think a little light, a light bullying session is okay. I think it goes a long way. When I say that, I mean, I agree. I agree. I agree. But when I say that, everyone's like, "Of course you think that, Micah." Well, you just go a little personal. It's just a little deep. Yeah, I guess. Mike's a little too literal. That's sometimes like what you need though. Sometimes you need someone to just be like, "Dude, it's not it." Well, I mean, it's the classic. You can always tell when a kid is an only child. And then you can tell when a kid is the youngest child. You're the youngest child. I am the youngest child. And maybe like you get verbally abused by your siblings or what? Yeah, maybe it just like, I don't know if I'd say like creates thicker scambour. Maybe it just, once you become a wage, then you become the bully because now it's been, now it's your time. Yeah, so you had it for that many years. So you're never the bully in your household. I feel like it kind of could go either way though. I feel like the youngest child, either gets a babyed. Babyed or gets bullied. Babyed or bullied. Yeah. One of the other. Which one's better? I don't know. You feel like either way, it kind of turns into a manness. Yeah, I get it. How it's juk-ho. You know, there's levels to it, but yeah. I just think back to like being in high school. And like I was never like the cool kid or like the popular kid in high school, but like I was friends with them. That's like a cool kid popular kid. No, no, no, like I was friends with like the jocks and like those guys. But like I was never that guy. And then I just think back to like the jocks or like the cool kids just being dicks to like other kids. Like just essentially just grade A bullying them. And then just having like no defense because like they didn't have a squad to back them up. And like they were kind of like the butt of every joke. And then I don't know. I just had like nobody defending them or like they couldn't defend themselves. I just think back on things like that and just be like, man. I wish I would have like maybe. It's been a little bit nicer. Yeah, it's been nicer because like I was like kind of the guy that was just like would sit back and more so just like. Yeah, but like that's not. I don't know. What's crazy is that at the time you standing out for them, you're like nah. I got too much to lose. But then in hindsight you got like nothing to lose. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't want to then become exactly like the new target, I guess. So hiding the Homer Simpson hiding in the bush is normally what happens or what I do when bullying starts around here. I just silk away. I was like all right, just stay out of the line of fire here for a little bit. Yeah, and I guess it's one thing because yeah, I mean you could probably say like, oh, I bullied the shit out of probably everyone here. But it's like you guys are my like best friends. It's one thing. It's like your best friend and you're just churping on him. And like that's I guess kind of just how we operate. But it's one thing if like you're not friends at all. And you were just a great a asshole to just like this random. Yeah, it's different. It's different for sure. Yeah, it's it was like Sydney's like, you guys got to stop calling Jack gay. You're like some of those jokes are so aggressive. And then I'm like, no, no, no, you don't get it. We're. We're right. Why did you just say that? And then she'll I'm like, no, no, no, no, it's all fun and games. And then she'll like repeat something back that heard one of us say. And I was like, oh, that is aggressive. Yeah, I mean, CJ CJ says that his fiance always says that if her friends talk to each other the way that we do, they would never speak again. And that's the great thing about being a guy is you're just like, oh, he loves me. The amount of things that we do that we can just chalk up to like men are simple creatures. It's a beautiful thing like so many things that we do. So many things that were entertained by like they don't need an explanation besides. I don't know. I mean, the bros like it. It's fun. Jack, I have a question, though. Are you paying attention while you're driving her? Are you letting Elon drive for you everywhere you go? Actually, you know what? Since CJ is not here, come over here. And I want to watch this video together. What happened? Oh, yes. This is not a good look for. This is not a good look for Elon. Not a good look for the Tesla community of seeboy CV. Not a good look for Jack. Is it the cone? Yeah. Well, have you hit something else? No, I haven't. But if there's any car to those sites, it's been a rough couple of weeks for me driving. If there's any car to not being paying attention. It's technically it should be the Tesla, but that's what I'm wondering is how did this happen? Dude, I don't understand how it can't see cones. Can I thought I was supposed to see cones and maybe slow down? He says it's a full grown human being. How can I drive a car? So what happened? Let's just show you the footage. Oh, yeah. It honestly makes me happy to see something. Dude, you're lucky that you didn't just straight up hit that sign. Yeah, bro. Bro, were you watching? No. No. No. So the version of autopilot that you have is just basically adaptive cruise control, isn't it? It's like all vehicles. It doesn't have like any kind of lane centering, right? No. Yeah, I guess that's why. It's like, you don't pay enough for the good autopilot, bro. Well, there's different like computer versions and that one doesn't support it. It's like six months to old. Do you pay like a monthly subscription? I don't for this. No. Is that it? That is a thing though, right? It is a full self-driving. It's a monthly subscription. No, my computer's like six months to old. I can't even get full self-driving. What were you paying attention to? My buddy was showing me a video on his phone. I wasn't even on my own phone. I'd tell you if I was. But he was showing me a video. No, I don't even think you can tell. But I actually am pretty sure I like nicked another cone on the side. And then I looked up and I saw the other one. It was just too late, frickin' full three quarters. Dude, you had to have punted that. I was going 90. Oh my. Did you go back to see how far this thing goes? That's the worst part. It goes out of frame. Yeah. Because it had to have hit the other side of the road. Like, that's a pretty good font right there. It's like, you can see after it crunches. My car kind of moves over a little bit. That cone was outside of the line. What is going on with that line? Hold on, what's going on with this yellow line? How drunk were they? Were they like, should we move the cones? And they were like, nah. Let's just put it there. That road is just terrible, man. There's this cone. It's a four-lane interstate. I mean, there had to have been, there had to have been at least five signs telling you to go right. I don't know if you can't tell, but there's four surges, two lanes there. Well, there's two lanes on the other side. You can't use those. No, that's a four-lane highway. Yeah, that is what a four-lane highway is. Really? That's a four-lane highway. What's the point of calling it? A two-lane highway would be like, you have one lane and the other people have one lane. It might defense this was the first. This was the first lane change sign. No, there's no shot. There's no shot. They don't just put shit in the middle of the road. They have a lane closed the head sign like a mile ahead. Hey, I'll be there this weekend. I don't think there is. I'll verify this weekend. Jack's like, oh, sorry, I forgot to look again. Headed another one. Yeah, we have some marks on the car from it, but honestly, it's just good memory. Oh, it's the lightning McQueen, dude. You're gonna have that when you're driving around with a lightning McQueen wrap. There's a little bit of orange on the hood, no. You are a pretty positive person, though. You fuck up your car. It's just good memories. It doesn't even matter who cares. Who's getting one? One of your raceguards didn't have a couple of rubber marks. That's right. It's just a bumper. I thought the rubber marks were in the back seat. A bed. And there it is again. Well, you hit them with like, you are a positive. And then you hit them with that. You don't want to may weather the little distraction over here. And Jack, how has it been coming on the team about six months, yeah? Yeah, about six months. Did you think that you were gonna get a triple this month? This month? No. I didn't expect it. You came on the whole team. What? What did you say? Ben was wondering how it was coming on the team. Anyway, no, it's been great. I realize you really can't do anything without getting picked on around here. Not even posting your chick on Instagram. - All right, well hold on now. - I can't even post it now. - I'm glad you opened this. - Hold on now, I wasn't even gonna bring that up, but I don't care, let's bring it up. - But you already did. All right, so Jack met a girl, I think like six days ago, and he's already hard posted her. I think day two was like three weeks ago. - Day two was like a story post. Day three was like a story with music. And then day four was like just a hard feed post on Instagram. And then I think day five or six was like a 10-slide carousel. - He's gonna beat you to the wedding. He's gonna be like, "What did he grab to say?" - Well, so I sent Jack, like my website or my invite. And I was like, "Yo, need you to RSVP and he just responds. Can I get a plus one for my girlfriend?" I'm like, bro, you met her three days ago. - You said yes. - You met her three days ago, Jack. - You met her three weeks ago. - You keep shortening the time span of life. - I heard you met her three minutes ago. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hey, when you know, you know. - But Jack did, she deserves a post. - Jack told me, before he officially had a date with her, you only met her that one time. You're like, "I met my future wife by the way." And I'm like, "Olavers." - I do wanna be careful. Is this gonna possibly hurt your relationship at all by blowing out your spot like that? - No. - He's pretty nice. - Have you guys said, he's already told her. There's no shock that he hasn't told her this already. For how fast Jack's moving. But anyway, so the joke is like, damn, Jack, you're really setting the bar really high. And there's nothing wrong with posting your chick, but when your entire social media revolves around her, she's probably like, "Oh damn, so this is just how it's gonna be forever." (laughs) - Every time Jack sees her, he's gonna have to be like, "Yo, let's get like 10 pics." - We're gonna pick you up. - Yeah, I can get something thrown up later today. - No, she loves it. She thinks it's fun. - I'm sure she does, I'm sure she does. But even Greta was asking me about it. - You're like, "Are you gonna post me or what?" Well, what was she saying? - Well, it started by like, "Oh damn, Jack's really going "to public with this new girl." And I was like, "Yeah, I didn't even tell her "that we were like kind of like chirping them around the shop." And then she was like, "How come you don't post me that much?" And I was like, "Oh, here we go." - See, this is why you're giving me crap for this. - So this is your girl's pissed at you if you're not posting you enough. That's exactly why we found the reason. (laughs) - I wouldn't say that's the reason that we're check. I'm just saying, Jack, you're setting a high bar. And if you can meet that bar, run it. - Oh, I mean, you get what you're saying right now. - You go for yourself. - Yeah. - For yourself. - I'm saying for yourself. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And if you stop posting like that, she's gonna be like, "Damn, you don't love me." (laughs) - But it's not like she's gonna leave you. - I didn't think about that, boys. - Yeah. - You know, it's not like you posting her flowers on every day. (laughs) - It's gonna add up. - Consistency is key. - You're gonna have to plant the garden out back just to have enough flowers for this. - So you're saying, "Can I still stop now?" Or do I have to, am I-- - I wouldn't say stop, but I'd say just like, bobby and drywall with their bottle. I'd say like, "Ween 'em off." (laughs) - So maybe one post every two weeks for now instead of every one. - Or maybe, I don't know. Maybe you just have to have that conversation with her and just be like, "Hey, I got a picture here." - I'm running out of pictures here. - I'm running out of pictures right away. - I'm actually running out of concerts. - Hey, can I, I'm gonna have to run to Bismarck quick today for work. - Yeah, you're gonna have to start taking freaking flights. - Yeah. - You have to start flying back and forth. - Can I take off today and take off company hours and go to Bismarck? - Just posting like FaceTime screenshots, maybe. - There you go. - We already did that. - There you go. - Yeah. (laughs) - We're getting low. (laughs) - That's-- - Anyway, CJ, you want to, you want to hop on? - Aw, fun, yeah. - Dude, Jack might not have the shortest shorts today. These things are wicked, but-- - Oh, I got it. - What do we run into? - I'm trying to show off my tad. - Oh. - I did it. - I will say really quick. I have bought like three new pairs of shorts and I know they're all evidence approved. - Nice. - Nice. - They're all below the date. - See, it's working. - Go getting somewhere. - Exactly. - There you go. - There it is. Yeah, this is the impact-- - Poly. - Oddly enough. - Oddly enough, we just talked about it for like five minutes. - It's positively enough. - That's how Jack ended up here. (laughs) - Sometimes you gotta say the hard thing for the right cause. - To the right people. - Should we let CJ see this clip real quick for it's good? - I've already seen this. - Oh, yeah. - It's crazy. You just autopilot it right into the-- - Oh, he already sent it to you. I didn't know you guys were buddies like that. - Yeah, that is kind of safety hazard. Like what if somebody was standing there? I mean, first of all, you should maybe pay attention when you-- - Would autopilot recognize a person? - Or you don't like that? - If it didn't recognize a four foot tall orange reflective cone. I don't know, Jack. - Normally it turned black. - Maybe you're gonna have to upgrade and get the Tesla with the full self-driving. - I really don't think so. - Or just ride a bike and be safe. - Normally I turn my autopilot off and I wanna go through a construction zone, but this is-- - Ken doesn't trust it. - Smart, Ken. - Siege, I have great news for you, bud. - What do we-- what do we got? - Well, it's great news for you. It's not great news for me. - What? - How about me? - I don't know if you were involved. - All right. - You, my friend, are a winner. - Oh, you broke the phone off. - Oh, damn, and you're also a winner 'cause I threw a case on-- - Yeah, I also cracked my phone as well. - Oh! - I just ran my life-wide open case and didn't break. - Not a part. - Smart, yeah. - Yeah, I made it quite a while. You made it like two months, yeah? - Yeah, it broke. It actually broke. I forgot to tell you guys when I was in Park City, if it was in my pocket and then it slipped out, fell off the cart and then skidded down about 200 feet of cart pass. - Ooh, that will do it. - Yeah, but I think it was the drop that got it. - Camera's good, surprisingly. - And the camera's, get on the ground, get on? - Dude, the lenses on the cameras are actually crazy scratch resistant. Like the edges will scratch, but I did the same thing. I was jumping my Harley out of the bowl and my phone flew out of my pocket and slid past me and it was just straight on the camera and no scratches on the actual lens. It's pretty impressive. That was a good time. - So yeah. - The most pointless bet ever. - Yeah, it really was. And now with sucks, I put my case back on afterwards. - Phone feels heavy, doesn't it? - I don't like my case now. - Yeah, phone feels heavy. - Yeah, now-- - Oh, you need a life-wide open case. I actually love this case. I put my case back on the other day. And I didn't even, I wasn't even a part of the bet. I just lost my case for a little bit. I put it back on. I was like, yeah, this feels nice. - Dude, running a phone with your, like a case on is just better because you can actually hold onto the thing. It's so slippery without-- - As slippery as hell. - Resporters, no, it's not waterproof anymore. I know. But the new one comes out in September and this one's, I think, three years old. So I have, I have made it a sufficient amount. - Just keep that thing back up and you're good. - Yeah, that's true. - So, the last video that we just dropped was Ken's wedding. - Woo! - Congratulations, Ken, by the way. - Congrats, Ken! - So, we talked about this a couple of pods ago, but we didn't specify who he got married to. He got married to Shred80s, mom, which is crazy. (laughing) - Shred, mom. - You know what's cool, too? Is that everybody that watched the video also thought it was crazy. - Oh, just as crazy as we did. - Dude, I gotta say this. I've done a lot of things. Like I've told off a lot of secrets. I've, like, surprised everyone in this room. Like a lot of times, that was my greatest accomplishment so far. - That was your Mona Lisa? - I think so. - Bro, end this setup, which I didn't realize 'cause I didn't golf with you guys. So I didn't realize, like, the Ken. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - The tee up. - Yeah, exactly. So, like, yeah, watching the video that was new to me and it was impeccable. - Bro, thank you. - Ken would have done it even without Owen you abat. - Yeah, yeah. - He would have just done it regardless. He was so happy. - He was pretty excited when he saw her walk through the door. - That was love at first sight. I believe in love at first sight. We obviously know Jack does. But that was love at first sight, Ken. - What do you have to say, Ken? - I just am slightly ashamed at my actions towards Gavin, post everything and I. - That's understandable. - I would love to say, like, I'm extremely sorry for my actions and I regret a lot of that and I, yeah. - Good thing it was Greg. (both laughing) - And you're talking about good. I think you're being hard on yourself. - I would be. - I would also be. - I would also be. - That's not what I'm trying to be in. Like, I just feel like I kind of disrespect the Gavin in a bad way and I just feel bad for that. - A dad that's stepping up. I feel like making out with her in front of him was like, that was one thing, but I would just call that commitment to the bit, but I would say, I would say, - The champagne in the face. - The champagne in the face. - My hand steps too far and the length that I did it and it is, I feel so terrible. - It was my favorite part of that. Makes you feel any better. - Ken had that thing at full PSI. - Ken, make that shit up. You're making out with his mom and you just turn and blast a bottle of champagne in the guy's face, right in. - And you had friendly fire on Jessica. Like, you caught her in the face too with it. - The look of defeat in his face when he's getting hit with that champagne. - Just like, dude, I gotta say this though, nobody's a better sport than shreds. - Well, not always. - No, I mean, dude, he straight up, he just watched one of his best friends marry his mom and then spray him in the face of champagne. He was just like, This is pretty nor Lee just pretty nor Lee did you see might be a little too far, but it's whatever the worst I saw he'd look away and just like oh I can't watch this I'm like you are handling this incredible. Did you see his Instagram post? I think it was yes. Yeah, that too I mean yeah, like he's just I think he's just accepted it. I'm not gonna call him dad The back's funny. Yeah, the final one. I'm not gonna call him dad. I would not expect you to call him dad Well, I'm not going to ever even if there's a fire Ken you should buy him a three-wheeler and then threaten to light the three-wheeler on fire unless he calls you dad Gosh, that's kind of what would you like it if you started calling you dad? God no, yeah, I think Ken would even prefer for a friend That would be so awkward. Do you want him to call you guys like them just can or Greg He just calls him Craig. Yeah, no, you can call me whatever he wants. What do the locals say Ken like? They all the feedback I got was they thought that was our funniest video that we've ever published That's what I've been hearing too. That's awesome and Ken that's got to make you feel good. That's got to feel so good You know how like it's won't be a shame millions of people burst out laughing and you made their night Ken that's got pretty good. You made something. Yeah, I just feel like there's a certain aspect like I probably shouldn't have been quite as drunk granite It's Vegas To be fair, Ken. I did tell you that about 25 times Yeah, but it's Vegas. Well, is that to ease the nerves? I would that's what I kind of were you where you just rolling with a good time Well, it's kind of a little stressful and you just kind of like Okay, just give me another shot. Give me another drink. I don't know if anyone else was given them I think you were just taking them but but I don't think anyone can really blame you too much like you know It's pretty nerve-racking like marrying your best friend's mom on a whim and he doesn't know about it So who has been in that situation that is like oh, no, I would have I would have told it back I don't think anyone can like really relate someone Comes to county. Hey man same situation wouldn't a drink so much bad Got to remember that night Ken when you saw her walk in though before you even knew it was Gavin's mom It's like they had the hard eyes Yeah, you said if you were to describe your ideal woman. Is that what you would look like roughly? Roughly, yeah, well, that makes sense. It seems like you're love at first sight. Yeah, yeah, Ben did a great job Dude, thank you, CJ. And that was that was for the entertainment man of The groom right there the only bad thing that happened of that whole thing was we got copyright For singing going to the chapel. I'm gonna get married. We saying it's so good I mean actually lines. I know the worst part is is it only made in the video for I know so then we sang it like all night Dude on Friday I wake up. It's like I don't 5 a.m. And I know I couldn't really sleep and so I see how the video is doing It was doing really good that that night So I might see what see what's that now. You know I'll read a couple comments. It's copyrighted Immediately up out of bed. I'm like I gotta go fix this drive to the shop get on the computer You know do the shit that you have to do to like try and cut it out and then there was some kind of mistake on the back end and Basically the video just like was stuck processing and it it Killed all its momentum which which sucks because it was such a great video and it's not It's not doing as good as it you can just tell it should as it should be and it would have been if we wouldn't Have got that like realistically. I think that thing would have been at least another million views more Yeah, right now, but it is what it is. You got to take it on the chin And it's one of those gold just absolute chunks of gold in our bank of videos But it is crazy as soon as that happened video went 10 out of 10 like still has amazing views, but yes crazy I like I was like pretty bummed about I was all I was I was pissed I was pretty bummed that same day though at 10 a.m. We had the make a wish kids come after 10 minutes Hang with these kids. I was like who cares like the video is not doing good like there's so much other things that that matter and It was still good and we'll more on that, but I just have to say so when we were in Vegas I didn't know that was happening. I was one of you know probably half the group that didn't know yeah, and and Probably for the case of you didn't want me to ruin it, but either way I So stoked that I didn't know because it made it a thousand times funnier I mean, we're like all right. We're going. I knew something was happening So you know, you can tell that and Jack goes check it I got the ring on Facebook marketplace like a couple hours ago. I'm like sick I'm like so we're going on the chapel. I'm surprised you guys didn't have a ring already at that right? Yeah, true And you think I just travel with the ring on me. No, well Did you have that shit lined up beforehand or did you do it that last minute it was last dude? I got it in Bismarck like the day before the wedding. Oh, okay, so you got it So you did show up to yeah, yeah, okay. I believe it or not. I mean getting One of your best friends mom to marry one of your other best friends is pretty difficult So it wasn't a walk going into it. You weren't sure if she was showing up or what dude that it was It was very stressful and shout out Jack for helping me facilitate everything did don't know or just you and Jack No, just me and Jack knew oh so oh and me, but I wasn't that much help. Okay, yeah Just me and Jack knew and I I roped Ryan into it as well just to be like it's this too far Yeah, I was the soundboard and I go fuck it's gone me and I and how the conversation went is we were like we need to do a wedding But what should we do and then we kind of went back and forth? I didn't say we need to do a wedding I said we need to make to do this one even bigger and I was like what is something that we could do even bigger And I was like holy shit 10 Mary Shred 80s mom well you nailed it there because then afterwards I was roaming with shreds and I'm like Broughty how do you feel and he's like yeah, it's a little too far, but like honestly It's just isn't it just dumb and I'm like what like that can married your mom He's like no that she was running the whole marriage thing back. It's played out. She already did this not that long ago A little bit, but I don't think that was vibe. He's like it's just just repetitive and I was like Gavin it's because he doesn't want another way Yeah, I said normally I would agree with you I was like because we you know we joked about him marrying a three-wheeler. I'm like that would have been funny But not after him marrying Heather we joked about renewing your vows not have been not that funny at all But I was like but can married your fucking mom so yeah, it wasn't too repetitive It was a perfect top to what already it happened I did even ask so I did say after you know she walked in and all this I was like is this too far like I really did Why ask Gavin that too once it was happening he was like no run it I'll tell you imagine he says no well. He goes. I hate it. I hate it, but legendary. We got to run it Yeah, which is why I say Gavin's about it. I was wondering or he gets it because I wasn't at the panthouse when Ken kissed her within you know whatever So I was like when when she walked in I'm like still processing this. I'm like this is insane I'm wondering if he's gonna kiss her when he says you may kiss the bride And then once she gets to him they start making out. I was like that answers that question Well, I'll tell you this much when I pitched her the idea of it. I was like I got a crazy idea What are the odds that you marry Ken and Vegas like I'm not gonna be offended if you say no because this is insane Yeah, you're throwing a crazy low ball and I was just like but also like keep in mind like he's gonna like He's not gonna kiss you Like I'd be surprised if he even gave you a hug like don't worry about that. Yeah, that didn't happen You were talking about Ken yes Greg is a bit of a that's true. He's a smoocher Bit of an italian lover. Oh boy. We're those floodgates open after that first kiss I mean times you think you kissed her. I don't want to know. I mean I edited the video. I'll tell you how many 50 But in the video there was probably 50 probably chopped half of them at least Way more. I mean there was stuff. It was going on. I have way more I mean how about this? How about this? Come and just want most things in Vegas shouldn't be filmed Them in the very well-lit high stakes room after after yeah, they're just like nobody's even around there How's dealers had to be like what the fuck is this crew? Yeah, what a motley crew So this is your friend's mom and your other friend just married and they're yeah, yeah, and then we're just Just still throwing down. This is my favorite. Yeah, yeah right here. Yep. You guys do look really good together. Yeah, you do Look at dude. Look at him locked in locked in shoes like again Fucking legendary can it's not just most stuff in Vegas shouldn't be Publister recorded unless you have a YouTube channel then If you're not wrong Ken should we ever come out Ken? No, what have we invited in my wedding or Ben? True. Do you want a plus one? No, why Ken? Just I'm gonna leave it at no I see your options open huh. Hmm honestly just stay on my hand. I think this bit needs to just end at that video Are you gonna divorce? We are just an unorganized crew Would he get video we got? Dude, how about when we're standing up front waiting for her to walk through the doors And she was running late and we had to stand there For like five - Five minutes and just like-- - There was like a couple of them in the whole room - Two of them, like Elvis, what are we doing on time? And he's like, well, he's like, I got another wedding at 9.30 and it's 9.45 right now. So if you guys could hurry it up. (laughing) - He was really nice. - He was nice, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good guy. - He was really nice, but he was like, boys, you're really messing with the program here. - We ever run it back, we need to schedule like three-- - Yeah, like three or four boxes. - We do, we paid for the wedding after. - We paid for like half of the wedding after. - That's really-- - Just because we so bad, so late. - Yeah, I mean, we delayed them by like 40 minutes. - This maybe too much, do they even cost $100 a session. - I felt like the first one Gavin's wedding was literally like six minutes long. Is that 'cause we missed the whole thing 'cause we were fucking around? - We didn't get the singing this time, right? - We chose to do it that way for the video, but it's normally a lot longer. - How much is a wedding per se? - Like 500 bucks, I'm pretty sure, for the whole thing. - But it's not money spent, Ryan. It's an investment into your future. - Have you spent more than 500 on getting your wedding set up? - A little bit, north of that. - So it was a good deal. - It was a good deal. - It was a fantastic deal and you walked out of there, a married man for $500. - Plus the rent cost the rent. - A picture of Ken and his wife on the legendary wall of celebrities that have gotten married there. - I wonder if they have to choose that. - Yeah, but I think they like us quite a bit over there nowadays. Maybe we ran it back twice. - I don't know about after the last one. - I think we just send them the picture. - These guys are too comfortable. - We'll send them the picture and just be like, "Hey." - I feel like if Elvis is in charge, 'cause we're like, "You remember us?" And then he's like, "Yeah, you guys made me famous." - He's local. - I mean, he was faint, yeah. - Yeah, but I just, which I thought was cool. Yeah, like he's already very well recognized, but then, you know, two and a half million views later on Cboy's TV. - Although I did, in my drunkenness, take some pictures of the people on the wall. I'm not sure if I recognize many of these people. - Besides Billy Ray Cyrus. - Well, that's where Bon Jovi got married. - Bon Jovi. That's true, Bon Jovi's on the way. - See, we'll look at our dashings, go there. - So, I don't know. So, there's just imagine you up there, Ken. - Are you great? - Yeah, Ken, I think you gotta make things right with your steps on. - Don't be here for your wedding, right? - Yeah. - All right. - All right. - So, see, can you get the flaming ring then? - Are we doing that at Benz? - Are we waiting or are we doing that at Benz? - We can do it at both. - Wait, is this right? - I think Shreddy, he jumped through a flaming ring is a one-time thing. - But what if he starts getting calls from local fairs and stuff? - He's gonna have a very short career. - I think that we should build him the world's largest three-wheeler. So, he can wheel you at your wedding. People do want the world's biggest three-wheeler. Can you imagine that thing rolling down the mountain? - Oh, gosh. I mean, the Valkyrie was a pretty big one to tumble down a small mountain. - His Valkyrie crash? - That was a good one. - I mean, that one could have been so bad. - But still, the worst one that could have been so bad was the gold one. - 100% when he bounced, bro. - I was so bad too. - I was so bad too. - I was so bad too. - I mean, that thing weighs like 4,000 pounds. - I mean, nobody has hairier crashes than him or almost crashes. - Oh, it's unbelievable. - I'm just glad he's not built like a stepdad. That would not be pretty for how frequently he crashes. - Yeah, if anything, Ken, he should teach you a thing or two. Obviously, you're gonna have to take them under your wing and mentor them in certain ways. - Yeah, a little trick. - Oh, take them fall, yeah. - Yeah. - You'd learn a lot from him too, it would be a great one. - It's gonna be beneficial. - I'm only a relationship. - I now have a little man under my wing, Dalton, 'cause he started his truck on fire. - Oh, yeah. - That was insane. - Just a little bit to take the spotlight off me. You know, it's not gonna get me out of it, but. - Yeah, I think, well, how many times have you done that though? Like realistically, probably what, 10 times? - No, gosh, damn it. - It's just for sure. - Three, three, three, four. - Drift car's been on fire. - Drift car's been on fire twice. Corvette started on fire recently and then Big Ranch and Tanner started my water shock on fire once. - That's fair, I guess your drift car when it kept blowing like coolant lines. - It kind of appeared if it was on fire. See that, that would have been a good one there. - And your drift car regularly almost starts on fire 'cause the oil catch can. - But you can't call it almost in this situation. - I accidentally saved you from a fire the other day. - Yeah. - You had just got in your car, strapped up the helmet, we're putting in gear boat to drive off and I just see oil pouring out. I should just let you go. But I'm like, Mike, Mike, Mike, and you open it up in your catch can with some fall. Just starting to spit oil on the motor. - Well, you even said you go, you should leave it full. It'd be fun to start like, if it started on fire for all the Make-A-Wish kids? - No. - That's true, Mike. - You gotta give 'em a-- - Dalton heard that. - Yeah. - And he was like, well, I'm gonna show up. - That's it? - Before we start. - Before we start. - In this parking lot I'd like to say. - My fault, yeah. - It was a very impressive burnout. - Dalton just loves doing a Big Burnout Blunt's smoke in front of fucking Make-A-Wish kids. - Yeah, I know, he did that at one time too. - Yeah, that can't. - He rolled coal on him. - The crazy thing is is that he did this burnout. - He was just having fun. - Just a worthy burnout. And then he's like, let's run it back. And I'm like, that was like, the crit one. - The craziest burnout's so crazy. - And then he was like, oh, let's just do it again. I was like, dude, this is a ridiculous amount of smoke. - Like there's no air flow. - Yeah, hot. - Pretty much flat-footed, right? Yeah, he's definitely flat-footed right there. That's the limiter. - Glowing red, turbo. - I'm starting like, he was going so hard. I started telling all the kids. I'm like, everyone back up, back up. I thought the things were gonna blow. I thought the tires might blow. I just wanted 'em. - Holy shit. - Yeah, it was insane. - Dixie let off or did that thing just shut off? - Look at all the cool ones coming out here. - Oh my gosh, dude. - Apparently that was out of his transmission. - Oh, awesome. - So then we popped the hood. - Ken being ready with the fire extinguisher was some-- - Yeah, peak. - So I was going in to go grab one of the kids wanted some earplugs, and then I heard somebody yell, it's on fire, so I pivoted and grabbed the fire extinguisher from there. - Yeah, let me-- - You have the best, my favorite clip of the day, this is insane. - So they came on this charter bus just for ease and the bus driver was a real nice guy. - He was saying, when he was into cars and motors and stuff. - Look at 'em, just videoing it. You cracking a little smile. - He's enjoying this. - Dalton's hanging this, doing well at the world. - He's like, he's still didn't know what was going on here. - Oh, oh, and he's gone. - He's gone. - He's gone. - And he's gone. - He's gone. - Last Friday, we had four different make-a-wish families come up. We had a lot of applicants this year, and that's why we did more than one. I can't remember for certain, but I seem to remember there was like 20 people that applied. - Really? - These four families are who could make it on this day, and so they came out from Canada, Oklahoma, all over the country, Utah, and Idaho, so all over the country. - Some people were like, oh, were they upset that they had to share it with other kids? I was like, not at all. We had so much fun because there was the whole crew of them. - I agree. I think we had more fun. - And we've done a handful of make-a-wishers prior to this. But yeah, it was fun. - Nice families, great kids. - Dressed in the hands, hit the track. - I think we had a pretty full day. - They didn't really know what to expect. - Hit Zorba's. - They didn't really tell them what we were going to be doing or anything, so I think we gave them more of an experience than they were expecting. 'Cause some people just will go in and meet them and just say hi and talk for a little bit, and that'll be it, but we like, full on did everything. - That was fun. Yeah, they were like about to dip. They're like, is that it? And I'm like, well, no, let's go to the track. Keep going. And they were still, 'cause they're in town all weekend, and they're rewarding. It's not a great honor, you know? - Don't take it to anyone. - They could do anything. - Yeah, yeah. - They could go anywhere, they could do anything or they could meet anyone. - And they wanted to come to Cormorant. And well, I don't do burn offsets. - Yeah, it was funny, I was talking to the parents, and I was like, oh, like what were the other options? 'Cause like, they tell a kid to have three wishes, and then they try and make the first one happen, if they can't, then they'll do the second one, if they can't, then they'll do the third. They're like, well, the first one was, I mean, you guys, the second one was, go to like, Puerto Rico, or something like that. And the third one was, go to Hawaii. And they were like, we were really pushing the Hawaii. (laughing) - I bet. - Yeah, the families. - Yeah, we're here in Cormorant. - So we tried telling them, just bump the Hawaii up to one, and if they can't make that happen, then we'll go meet the sea boys. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh. - How does that work? So it was make-wish pay for the whole thing? - Like. - Yeah, I think it's like all donation, like it's a nonprofit, so they raise money to fulfill these wishes. - Yeah, in some time. - So I'm sure they have budgets, and Cormorant's gotta be cheaper than Hawaii. - Yeah, that's gotta be. - Yeah, you would think. - Yeah, make-wish looked down, we could book them a hotel for $187 a night in D.L. Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, let's run this. - Yeah. - No, it was a lot of fun though. The bus driver apparently has done, does like all the make-wishes in Fargo, 'cause he's like the owner of the bus company, so he's like, oh, I do it. - And- - For fun. - Limos. - And limos. - And he was impressed with their limo. - Was it? - This is a nice limo. I used to have 14 of them. - What'd he do with them? - Yeah. - I think he like did like normal limo things, like I probably like drove people around. - I told him a little bit about our limo resume. - Oh, I told him that I was a limo. Well, I'm like, yeah, we're like, we're limo guys around here. He goes, oh, how long you been driving? I'm like, nah, nah, nah, we riding the back. - He jumped on him. - He was saying his-- - He was put on holes. - It was actually genius. His son owns a company. That's just like mobile gas. - Oh yeah. - Like delivery. So we could do the limo fleet, but you go to a car dealership. We were like, "Think of if you have a car dealership, how long it takes, people to drive to the gas station and shit." We just fill it up. I'm almost like, "We're a little ways away from him." I'm like, "Everything we have in the parking lot, it's always empty." I'm like, "That would almost work for us." - Well, I've looked into getting a gas tank on the property, actually. But for like the cost of the tank, and then, you know, I don't really know how much, like we think that we would use it a lot, but I don't know if we would actually use it. - We could get an old one on auction. - We also have like a containment thing in case it leaks. It's kind of a pain. - Well, we'd be better off with a car dealership. - You know it's a truck, you don't use it. If you don't use it all over the bed. - Yeah, like not one when they have to deliver, when it's in like the back of a pickup. - Yeah. And then we'd have to put up signs, just like at Dave's, like you'd be better off sand papering, a lion's ass, then stealing from me. - Yep. - I believe there's something right there. - There's something about meat, didn't that, isn't there? - Yeah. - I think there's a slab of meat involved in that. - With a slab of meat. - Oh, in a meat, a meat scratch, or a meat in a meat? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Then stealing from me. - This is on the signer, what he says. - It says on his gas tank. - And it's true, 'cause I remember there was a story supposedly of, this was years ago, just some like teens were stealing from it. They were filling up and he pulled up and it was bad day. - They got there, they learned a lesson. - Carry on though, where were we? - Plus driver said it was the best make-a-wish that he's ever been on. He said, "You guys gave him such a cool experience, he goes in normally, it's short, it's like less than an hour." - Really? - See, that's kind of what I was thinking, and I would have felt terrible. - If these people came from all over, and we stayed out for an hour, looking back, I don't know if there was anything more we could have done, but even during it, I'm like, "What more can we do?" I'm trying to make sure they have as much fun as possible. - It had to be weird, it's like what possibly could we do that we need to cut it to? - I think we did a good job of keeping it moving though. They pull up on the bus, we greet everyone, and we're like, "You wanna come see the mini-cows? We hang out with the mini-cows, we had the bottles ready, they got to feed 'em," and then just we didn't hang around in one spot for too long. - Yeah, let it get still. - Yeah, I don't know, but it's a good point. - Yeah, God bless them, man, I wish 'em all the best. Moving forward. - No kidding. - Yeah, it puts everything in perspective. - I think all that runs off donation, like I don't think a lot of the companies, they write that off when they give it to those families. - That was right off? - Oh, I got you. - Yeah, that makes sense. - Oh, just like you guys know, we got to write this off, yep. Yeah, I know that supercar Ron is like a big donateer to the Utah Make A Wish Foundation. - That's cool. - Have you guys been seeing all the stuff on people like cutting down flock cameras? - Yeah, somebody cut the one in Cormorant down. - Really? - Yeah. - There's a flock camera in Cormorant? - I know, on every corner of Cormorant, you can't get in or out of Cormorant with a flock camera. - I drove by and I saw there was three sheriffs just standing there looking at the post it used to be on. - Hold on, what's a flock camera made? - So it's an automated license plate reader? - No, no, no, no. - Are you dead ass? - Yeah, no. 100% serious. - No, CJ doesn't know the flock camera. - You almost need to watch a video on this. - Yeah. - But it will explain the full depth of how bad they're. - So, can't give us a brief rundown, please. - It's an automated license plate reader that when you drive by it, it automatically like logs like, okay, you have a green Ford pickup with license plate ABC123 that drove by this location at this time and there's multiple all over the country. It tracks where you are. And if they say like, oh, I want to know where CJ's lots of his pickup was, it'll say it'll have a database that you drove by this camera at this date and time. - Yeah. - But who owns the company? - No wonder they're cutting them down. - Peter Teal, it's a super scummy company. - Plastic. - Is it domestic technology? - Yeah. - It's not even the government's. Dude, cut them down. - And it's not just about license plates. Like they have them and they're in place everywhere so like they can use for a long time. - But the government's paying like $2,500 bucks a fucking camera at the end of the year. - And there's been-- - It's absurd how expensive they are. - There's been $1,500 bucks a year. - A camera per year. - And there's been multiple cases of police officers using them to like track their ex or something. Which sounds insane, but they're like, they have this power. So yeah, like there's been police officers all over the country that have been caught like using it to like track their ex's new boyfriend or something. - Put them down, I think. - I think it's the biggest waste of government money that they're constantly. - Dude, they're just watching us, man. - I think there's been people that like they jam up the license plate, like I think it's the flat cameras, otherwise maybe it's normal traffic cams, but people getting tickets in the mail. - Oh shit. - And they'll like prove that like they weren't even like in the state, but they got this ticket and now they have to go to court, go through this whole process to prove innocent where you're supposed to be innocent till proven guilty. Now it's like you're guilty and tell you - Yeah. - Prove yourself innocent. - So a lot of people are getting so jammed over that column down. Do they just steal the box or what? - Oh, they steal itself for, still for parts. - I think it was in Duluth. I just sat on Facebook. There was this truck that was just ramming the post. Took out like eight flat cameras. And like in early 2004, I believe it was. I wish it was a Chevy, but. - There's really okay for houses. - There's careless ways to do it. And then there's like it's all over Instagram. Like tutorials on what you, you gotta wear a mask. You come out behind it, you can get this laser shoot it in there, you can put the bag over it. Then you do this, then you do that. Then it's disabled for good. - And then you run it over to your car and go under the day. - Yeah, but they probably just replace it. - Do you guys got it? - Yeah, just cost the government a lot of money. - Yeah, just cost the government a lot more money. - But I mean, I don't know. - At some point, that's the risk doesn't seem worth it. - I mean, but you get like the argument. - People are doing it. - It would be, so we just said like a bunch of bad things. But then it's like, say there's like an amber alert, like a kidnap child. - That's true. Now you might go, hey, that's pretty good. - Is the tradeoff of your privacy of the government knowing where you've been for the last 30 days worth it? - I agree, I was just playing that. - Honestly, I don't think it's worth it. - For a second, there are some good things about it. - I mean, I don't really have anything to hide. I don't care about that, but it's just more so the fact that they're doing it. But that is a great point. Have honestly, if it could help save a abducted child, it right there is worth it in my opinion. There was a fella in Plymouth, Minnesota, actually. He was a test driving, a Range Rover. He's like a car reviewer. And the plate had been reported lost by Land Rover. Basically, you know, they have all the dealer plates or like the manufacturer plates that gone. And basically, someone at Land Rover was like, oh, we lost that plate, so they reported his lost. Well, that wasn't. And it was on his car that he was driving. And so he's like driving around, doing a review with it. And then four cop cars, boxed them in, cops came out with their hands on their guns and then ordered him and his wife out of the car. And then he had to do the explanation like, no, I'm a car reviewer. I know this sounds weird, but like, here's all the stuff. You know, of course, it's not like, I know it's my car. - Luckily I have all the footage, basically. - All right, we're here to review this car today, hopping in. - There is a lot of things. Obviously, the catching a child predator is like a pretty easy black and white thing to be. - Yeah. - In favor of. - Yeah, I don't know if I, I don't know enough to have a stance on it at all. - I just think when the people haven't had a say in it and these government agencies are just doing it by themselves with no civilian oversight or approval, I think that is a overstep by the government. - You think realistically if the government wants to know where you are and where you've been, they could probably track you from your phone, your credit card. - I mean, FBI can do that, but. - Yeah, all that crap. - Yeah, I think the problem is it gives it to like local police. - Yeah, that is, like any local guy can just like if they're, if they're tracking their ex girlfriend or whatever, like that's over the line. - Yeah, it's a little too much power for, just for the fellows with the superiority complex, you know. - So, yeah, how do they get access to that? Like, you can do an information request. - You can do an information request. - Yeah, get access to it. - Becker County subscribe to flock. And so now it's, they have access and cameras into it. - Wow, you better be careful. - I mean, that's just. - 20% of US crime is solved with flock. - I don't think those stats are real. - 'Cause they use, they use like, they say, "Oh, we use flock." Like it was. - 'Cause it's like, they're also saying, "Oh, by implementing flock, there's been a reduction in crime." But if you expand the data set out, there was a reduction in crime before, they also, you know, incorporated that. - Yeah, and also are they using it to like give out, per se, like speeding tickets or traffic violations and then saying that they're solving crimes? - It seems like some Chinese behavior. - Yeah, it's actually not that far off from Chinese. - Yeah, but they even do that with like, facial recognition. - So somebody cut them down in the corner out. We never got to that. - That's interesting. - Oh, no, I just saw the sheriffs. They were looking at it and then when I drove by the other direction, they were, they must have been looking at the footage in the sea store 'cause they were there for a long time. - Oh, you know, it's interesting. I wonder if the people that are cutting them down are like just literally going around the country, taking them out because that doesn't really seem like something someone in Korma would do. You know, I think there's both. - I think there's both. - Yeah, I think there's local people that do it and I think that there's, yeah, definitely some, probably like I'm looking for. - You get, you get some. - You feel like they're super here. - Robin Hoods, yeah. - Robin Hoods, you know, they. - I mean, you get some back with guy that doesn't want the government tracking their vehicle or tracking where they're at and. - Oh, dude. - I can't imagine. - There's many drinks. - I can't imagine any, just call them a Korma woodtick, would want them knowing when they're coming and going from the local bars, or like, you know. - Or anything. - But I was thinking about this the other day, I feel like there's been so many accidents in the area, like over the years of like 2am accidents, where people have gotten hurt, or boats have hit people out on the lake, that happened when we were younger, they never found the boat. It paralyzed one person, really bad. - Remember that? - It was like a red boat that everyone in the area was like supposed to be on the lookout for. - He was hurt, they found the person in the boat. - No, so he was like, it was like a dusk in like a red boat. - This one I was in like probably the-- - Hit another boat, and that hurt like the two people on board, or like he was a family on board. - They like drove through it, and then-- - And then kept going. - Took it off the lake. - Yep, never found. - Never found it again. - That thing was probably put in a barn and never be seen again. - Buried or some shit. - You know, but like instances like that. - Yeah, you're right. - It's tough trade off. These are the things that are argued. - But it's not gonna get better. - It's not gonna get better. - No, that's the problem. - It's only gonna get worse, and there's only gonna, there's, you know, once they have the power, they're not gonna give it up. - Right. - Yeah. - That's why I was-- - Slowly take less and less of your freedom away. - No more and more. - Sorry, more and more. - But I was surprised when Ken said that they're in Korma. Like just two weeks ago, I go, yeah, well, that's the nice thing about living in Korma. I'm like, we don't have to deal with the flat cameras or, you know, really any of that bullshit. - When the hell those things go up. - Yeah. - I noticed them in like mayor June. - Oh, gosh. - What? Where the hell are these arms? - I'm cooked. - They're small. - They're small. - Like, yeah, I see them. - Oh my, you've been driving so many different cars. - Yeah. - Can they get your speed? - I don't know. - I don't know. I don't think they can get your speed, but they're like, like a Sandman has drove 17 cars this month, speeding in all of them. Yeah, he's not hiding that. The cops are doing a sufficient job catching him. They are. - He can pull it over once a week. It's like, it just kind of makes you uncomfortable. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't like him. I don't think I like him at least. - Can't commit to anything. - I'm on the camera. - I just don't know anything. And I don't want to say something and then, 'cause I just found out about him. And then people will be like, "I can't believe CJ's on that side." So I don't know. - Yeah, I guess I've never heard of anyone falling out of this now. I mean, I've seen them in the Facebook comments. - Oh, they're basically just using the point of like, catching, you know, like a lost child. They're like, can you? And-- - I mean, who could argue that? - Nobody's gonna argue. - No one's gonna argue. That one's gonna argue. - Yeah, exactly. Speaking of cameras catching stuff, these kids, I looked at my security camera footage. So I have all these workers there. I'm not kidding. I'll see like people taking pictures of the Ken statue. Neighbors, like, they'll be like a bicyclist and they're coming by and they'll stop. They'll take their phone out and they'll zoom in, get a picture or like the ladies walking on their morning walk. At least when it first was there, they'll stop and they stand around and they're like, "Oh my goodness." - They're talking about it. But these kids, they came sprinting up. I mean, I don't care. - They don't care. - Honestly, if they're neighbor kids, that's totally fine with me. Like, you can come up and take a picture and do all that stuff. But I wouldn't want anyone driving to my house specifically for this. Then it's a totally different situation. I'm not cool with that. I'm assuming they lived on the road. But these kids came running up. Just all three of them just snagging pics. - And Ken, how does this make you feel? - It's not my neighborhood, so it's all good. - Let me go. - I don't care about them. The neighbor kids, that's great. Come on by, I'll say hi, whatever. But if you don't live in my neighborhood, you're getting suplexed. (laughing) - I don't know. - Is that a WWE move? - Yeah. - He's just got a table set up right next to the landscaping. And he's like, hey, come stand over here. - What's your address? - So funny. - Dude, they took literally every variation. And then they sprinted off. They took the slowest pictures I've ever seen in my life and then they sprinted out of there. - Kind of at least he's the driveway instead of your fresh sod. - Yeah, whatever. - Anyway, that's fun. - Are you leaving that? - I actually, I want to move it to a little bit better of a spot though, I think it needs to be more central in the rock garden. - I'll tell you this much, it was very difficult. - I know, it's too hard to move. - I think you need to turn it into a little fountain. - You like this spot? - I want it peeing out of maybe some koi fish. If it was peeing, but I don't know what that looks like. - It's drilling out. - Can we get them? - Maybe like dye the water a little bit too. - Okay, that's just gross, Ken. If I'm gonna dye the water, I want it to be the bluest water you've ever seen. - Not the color you're thinking. - Aqua foothills. - You should fill it with Aqua Fiena or Fiji water. - We could have that guy carve out a marble toilet. - Oh, for sure. - That's gonna be it into a toilet for sure. - Toilet out from our house. Now that's just moving in the different direction. - I saw a comment saying that we should send the marble statue to Gavin's house. And that seemed like a little too far. - Yeah, that's a little. - Probably make them feel better. - Sure about things. - We tell Peyton he needs to make a delivery. - Drive that statue to Colorado. He'd do it. He'd hook it up to the back of the lawn mower and start going. - Back of the lawn mower. - Oh, I saw Peyton just mowing the field the other day. - Hell, he's John. - I felt the flow. - No, it's not for a lawn mower. - The moto track, but not where the track is. Like the field. - Like you should have a comment, not a comment, but like an actual full attractor. - Yeah, and we can tell. - And he was just on a little mower. Well, I went up and I go, yo, I go, hey, Peyton, what are you doing with that? And he was like, just mowing. I was like, well, yeah, I see that. But why are you mowing the field? This seems like a lot of, just seems unnecessary. And he was like, uh, just ran out of grass to mow and Gavin said, go mow the field. (laughing) And I go, all right, well, fair enough. I guess I'll let you finish, but I guess moving forward, you probably don't need to just mow the field. - How long does it take for the guy that bails it? - I'm not long. - Two hours. - Like a new one. - Yeah, but also like that, he wants it long. Cause then he bails it, takes the hay. - I'll also say like, so Peyton's our first long guy. So we're still learning too, you know, as his collective bosses, we're still learning too. So the other day he was weed whacking, weed whacking, weed whacking all day, weed whacking, weed whacking. And here's the thing, we like our place looking good. But we're probably all right, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, dude, I just hit him with it. I'm like, you know what? Less weed whacking. I'm like, you don't have to go around every tree on the property. I'm like, I'd rather have you do this, this, this, this, this. - Yeah, yeah. So I noticed he was, he was, he's been kind of working in the Merch Bay a couple days a week, which is great. Cause then it doesn't, it gets him probably a break off of the mower and the wacker, gets him in the AC. And I mean, he's clouded up now. So for those of you who are ordering from CBOYSTV.com, just know Peyton might be actually that, which I think's worth a little bit more. And we're not even charging it for that. But some spots that like would definitely get neglected that are so nice to have manicured. - Completely agree, too. - Like the Chevy Graveyard. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So nice. - It's like Peyton manicuring that. - Well, I mean, it is nice to have an engine. - Yeah, it is nice to have an engine. - It's good. So if you need something back that you can actually get to it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So it's, yeah. He's doing an amazing job. - Yeah, especially with Tix and shit. Like if it's a spot where we're walking off and I, I don't know, I appreciate it being mode. Especially like around the jumps of the track. We don't need to get the whole field, but like we're the, you know, where everywhere he hasn't done Evan or Spani or somebody has fallen to him in the last two weeks, just the prickly bushes. - It was kind of nice. He even did the new property back in the backwards area. - Yeah, I mean, did all the trails, it's awesome. - He's a good guy. - I honestly find myself kind of jealous of the people. - I know, it's nice, isn't it? - Yeah. - Just nice. - Just like just manicuring an entire property and be like, well, time for the other one. - Well, it's satisfying 'cause you can turn around and see what you've done to. - Yeah. - See the impact. - It's very clear if you're working or not, right? Like you can see the progress, the longer you go. And honestly, the harder you try, or like there's definitely room for improvement too, not, he does a great job. But like if you wanted to be like, I'm gonna checkered this one. - Oh yeah. - I'm gonna cut this one this way, you know. - I think you might evolve into that. You know what? First, he's just, yeah, he's just feeling it out. Okay, I gotta get this grass mode. And then once he, you know, kind of get this cat droid, and it skills about, even more. - Yep, I think, I think we're gonna start seeing some checkered boards out there. - That's a bobcat too. Shout out to the bobcat, Lamor. That thing is a beast. - He's gonna run that. - He's gonna run that all summer. - Unshowed out to the toros that have been broken all summer. - Yeah. - Shout out toro. - And it sucks. - You can get him back to Swanson too. - We knew that was gonna happen too. I'm like, I wonder if this old, this new toro we got is gonna be like our old one. And then it for sure was. - Right, you get the one, one funny one with Peyton, is he pulled the mower into the shop and asked big wrench, like, hey, I can't get the deck to go up. - That's a good one. - The deck is just like dragging on the ground at sideways. And I can't get it to go up. Big wrench is like, all right, I'll come check it out. The rear tire was on the rim. It was just flat. So it was just Peyton. Big wrench isn't letting him live that one down. - He just kinda looked at him and like, come on man. - Flat tire roll. - Can't get the deck to go up. - That was tough. - Smoke with a flat. Yeah, she's smoke comes tough. You know, Mike, you said that like, hey, you know, we like our stuff looking nice, but you don't have to weed whack around everything. It just reminded me of when I worked for Jake's dad, Dave. Across the road, he had this development. property that has 7,000 trees on it. And when they first planted the trees, they were so small, you couldn't weed whack around them. So I had to clip it with the hand clipper. Didn't you mull a few of those trees over too? Oh yeah. So now it's been 15 years since then. And so if you drive, if you drive on the road and you see the trees that are probably, I don't know, 10 feet tall now, there's like gaps that are missing. That's just when I was just like ripping the zero turn. And I just clip one of those trees and be like, fuck it. Keep going. No one's ever going to notice. Yeah. No one's ever going to notice about 15 years later they're bigger. But yeah, when they were super small, they were too small to weed whack around. So I hand clipped them. But like how actually, how long did that take you? I don't know, a couple days. My dad, that was like one of his first jobs when he was a kid. There's a tree farm in town. And that's what he would have to do. Because you have to keep the grass down so the tree grows. Otherwise, the grass will smother out the tree. It's actually has a purpose other than just being an asshole. Good memories though. Like when you're just like basically a child and you're like wanting a job. So I remember when I would pick rocks in the field, which I think is a common small town kid job. And like, what is that? What does that entail you may ask? Like you literally just draw, you walk behind the farmer on his four wheeler and just put rocks in the bucket. And you get paid like five bucks an hour. Collected a lot of rocks. I bet. Oh my good. They keep growing every year. Yeah, I know. They just keep showing up. It is funny. Like that happens on the track every time we tell the track more rocks. Where do they keep coming from? They keep coming. They grow. All the woods around our track are like filled with pretty big boulders. Yeah, but you know, little ones. But you got big boulders because like, you know, back in the day, I'm sure our field was just used for farming. Like most fields are. I don't think they have dirt bike tracks in most of them. And so they would take all the big rocks out and they would just put them in the woods. Yeah, like our whole field is good. It's just only where we dozed up the track. Right. Obviously is rocks. Yeah, every spring. A lot of rocks. For rocks. Gives more rocks. Those rocks keep coming up. But one day, eventually it's going to be, it's going to be like a, that's what I think. I'm like, eventually after throwing rocks off the track, they're not going to be anymore. I don't think that's how it works. So we're out shooting a thumbnail on the track. And I just hear and I'm like, what the fuck was that? I was paid. It was paid in mowing the field that we throw all the rocks into. Well, dude, I don't know, off the track. I've not like that you got the track around and you just toss them off the edge. That's where he was mowing. I don't do that. Well, I'll tell you what, don't ask because I go, don't, if you pick up a rock, he needs to go in the woods or stay on the track. But you cannot just throw it 10 feet off the track into the grass. Somebody did because he was going and it was. Destroy that mower. Oh, and that's why I went up. And I was like, we're going to be down the bobcat. I mean, that thing's built well, but oh, it was. It can only run over a handful of boulders, I'd imagine. It ran over a couple of them. It ran over five more than that. It's tough, tough mower, but, you know, boulders, they're, they're pretty big rocks. What do you think, Ben? You want to drop in on a skateboard today? Oh, it's today the day. I don't know if it feels like the day. I mean, seems like a great day to me. Give me after the wedding. Yeah, I was going to say he doesn't need to get. I was wondering about that. Have your girls been concerned like, hey, take it easy? Well, I think she's like always fairly concerned about me and always telling me to take it easy. Yeah, I've heard it a couple of times. More than more than yeah. Don't get hurt. Yeah, wedding. Yeah. Don't get a dumb haircut. Yeah, because you have the wedding. Right. Yeah. I've heard that. I think her mom has even maybe mentioned it a couple of times. I'm like, I've heard it actually like more times than usual lately. Yeah. I feel like that's unexpected. I was like, been trying. Been trying. Please stop talking about it because then something will happen. Yeah. I just figured maybe you'd be motivated to get on the board with all these world record grinds going down. Which has been pretty bit. Seems like a lot. Yeah. Seems like a lot. The dirt roads just broke on. Yeah. Chasing world records. Yeah. You got to start somewhere. You do have to start somewhere. Yeah. So what is the lore with like all these records being broken? Because I'm not in the mud of the skate world like you. What was the very first record when it was broke? Like 240? Yeah, it was like 240 something. Longest grind. Longest year on the skateboard. And now it's like 256 and a half feet. And these are these have all happened in the like the last month. Yeah. Which is like a football field, right? Just about just about under yard. Yeah. Wait. So one person broke who broke it first and then somebody else broke it right after like why are people chasing? And then I get a little mixed up. Then there's this other guy beat it and then Red Bull did a thing. But the Red Bull guy did it on a flat rail, right? Yeah. A square rail which I can't even put on a skateboard. You already know as Cheeto as hell. I'm not even skateboarder and I know that people are like Red Bull stay out of this. If it was, if it was it almost just needs to be its own thing. Like sure. You have the world longest grind on a square rail. But when the other records are on a round rail, it has to be a round rail. Yeah. It has to be. I feel like right 100% and then where it does get hairy is I agree with that. The round round flat rail two very different things. But then Canaan's second current world record is on a like kinked round rail like down some grass, down a hill, down some more grass. Yeah. It wasn't even that nice of a settle. No. The craziest part about it is that Canaan broke the record that a while back that was the 241. He did like 250. Then another guy broke it. Then the Red Bull guy broke it. But Canaan setting the 256 and a half. He actually did before the Red Bull guy did his. They just didn't drop their video till later because they knew that people were going to try to break it. So I'm like, how crazy is that? He didn't even actually have to break the Red Bull one because it was already broken. Broken. Crazy. So the second that footy drops, they just drop it right on top. They drop it right there. And then everyone was obviously like fuck Red Bull. Pretty much. I mean, there's just a push for the square rail. The skate is anti-establishment, the square rail. Yeah. It was just like a pristine to set up not. Backyard. It wasn't in Bams backyard. Yeah. In literal yard. That's sick. That's a cool place to do it. Another thing that I was stoked from the YouTube side of things, their video is doing incredibly well. And they're doing it. They're trying to be full-time YouTubers, skaters, and like their videos doing so well. You guys probably see a random skateboard trick. You think it's cool, but you're not like super into following it. But it's it's easily digestible. Like how far they go. They're going really fast. Either they make it or they wipe out pretty hard. I don't know. I think people just paying attention that wouldn't really pay attention to skateboarding at all that are like, well, check this out. I feel like the Dermbrows are kind of making skating cool again. Yeah. I genuinely think like I've heard more about skating from them or about them than I haven't quite a while. And you know, I know we've mentioned this like it's so cool seeing they think they're tight with Bams. It's so cool seeing Bams fully back in it. Everyone just like dude, every time I see a Bams clip, me personally speaking, I just I get happy. I love it. Every time I see Bams, he's always filming the Dermbrows skating and then he turns it on himself. It's so good. It just hyped me up. It's a good crew for him to be hanging with too. It is. After meeting those guys, I mean, they're just great guys. Yeah. And they're, you know, they're not kids. So they can still like relate like they are our era. So like they probably grew up watching Bivala Bam and dude, it's just cool to see. Also, everyone's gone. Bam the new Don Vito. He's like, what do you mean? He gets stoked. Yeah, when he was he was jumping and the Pee was doing belly flops with his nephew into the pool. And they're like, Bams the new Don Vito. Like he's like on. But I mean, they mean they meant that in a good way. I was feeling pretty fucking on this weekend. What were you doing? I was at a wedding. Oh, I was there too. And it was really, really fun wedding. But before the wedding, after the groom's dinner, we went out to this bar in Fargo. It isn't a college bar. It's like a post college bar. And I walked in there. I was like, and this place smells like feet. Just smelled like ass. And I was like, this is kind of lame. And then I was standing in there talking with my friends. And the band started up. And I couldn't hear anything. I couldn't hear the band because it was so just. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was just like so loud in like muddy, you know, it wasn't like muddy. The audio was the audio was muddy. It's an it's an audio person term. And then you're at some junk guy, one of your buddies is trying to talk to you about something. And you look at him and you go, uh-huh. And then you tell them something and they look at you and go, "Uh-huh." Because they never heard anything you said. And I literally looked at them and I was like, "What are we doing?" Let's go home. And I was like, "Damn, I'm punk." That happens to me all the time where I'm talking with someone. And I don't really hear what they say. So I go, yeah, for sure. But like, that's totally not like it's on a popular spot. So they're like, wait, what? And like, what? Then I just go, honestly, I didn't hear you. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I couldn't hear anything. My mom said that was her biggest takeaway from the Make-A-Wish. She said, "You guys are all gonna be deaf." And I was like, "Really? Nothing was that loud." And she was like, and the audio was ear piercing. And I was like, "Oh, that's so funny." I thought I was like, "Oh, I'm so far away." It's pretty glide. Or that is true, even when there's a chick going on the drift track, if I'm at least 100 feet away, - My neighbor's probably don't want to hit us that much. It's not that loud. - But it really is. - Yeah, everybody there was standing covering their years. - I was uncle at the Road House this weekend too. - Same shit Ryan. - Same shit Ryan. - Yeah, 'cause the Road House, they play loud. - Yeah, I know. I'm just surprised you'd be cheering it up at the Road House when we're gone. - Two nights in a row. - Two nights in a row, you ended up at the Road House? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, first night with Cody and Jake and then-- - Just decided to turn it back on, get to drinking again or what? - Oh, I was kicking back some anas. - That seems like a bad place to go sober. - Yeah, and a fun place to go drunk. - Yeah, then the next night I was driving for your cousin's batch of that party and there was a lot of people there, it was fun. So then when I'm talking to people that I don't know or are too drunk, then it's really annoying, of course. You can't hear shit. But even if I'd run into someone that I actually wanted to talk to, I was like, dude, I'm sorry. Can we run outside here so I can fucking hear you? And that's how I worked with those guys. - I was gonna ask him to step outside. Did you ask somebody to step outside? Those guys are like, "Are we about to fight?" - Yeah, yeah, he's like-- - To the patio. - You don't want me to step outside? - Just told me to step outside, to get over here. - There was this dude there that was wearing like a seaboy, a life-out open party shirt and he was the bachelor and all his friends were rousing him for being a fanboy but he was honestly so cool and I was like, fuck you guys. This guy's legit. - Did you get him some shots, Mike? - I didn't. That's not a very money-mic move of you. - He was pretty drunk already. - Yeah, that was a nice move of that. - Ben, I saw you ran into one of my buddies. - I did. - Yes, I did. - You did? - I did. - Caught me off guard 'cause I don't see him very often and I've known him since he was about this tall. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, like hunting camp buddy. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, it's so many people are like-- - It's so random that snap came through. I'm like, "God, this kid looks just so familiar." - Yeah, when I'm like not putting, like, "Why would you guys be in the same place?" But, you know, "Exandria, I assume?" - No. - Or would you run into him? - Just, I don't know, and deal. - He was in deal? - Yeah. - And I'm a little blurry. I'm gonna be honest of the scenario that I was in. - Yeah, I remember somebody saying something. (laughing) I must have just fired off a snapchat to you. - You did. - You said a hometown buddy here. - He said, "This guy looks like Spenny." - Oh! - And then that's where I'm going. - Man! - This kid looks familiar. And then you're like, "And he also hunts with Evan." - And I'm like, "Yeah, yeah." - No, I remember. - No, I remember. - That, now I remember. I forgot that he was your buddy. - I just remember white Spenny. Yeah, that's right. - Was that the first words you said to him? You look like my white Spenny. - He was walking, so I saw him walking by. And I hit the sniper on him. I was like, "Yo, yo, come here!" That's how I was hoping it. - I gotta get a picture with you. - He came up to you, or he was just walking by and I saw him. And I was like, "You look like white Spenny." And I was like, "Let me get a picture and send it to my boys." And he was like, "Yo, actually, I'm like friends with Evan." And then he tells me, "Yo, I hunts with him." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, "Wait, funnier, I was hoping that's how it went though is that you saw him." And I saw him out at it. - Yeah. - Dude, I gotta get a picture with you and send it to the boys. - That's so funny. - Yeah, I wonder if I still have a picture of him because he does look like Spenny. - I think I saved it in the, "Oh, yeah, here he is, oh my gosh!" Dude, this is actually classic. - Wow. - It does look like Spenny. - Yeah, that's white Spenny, dude. - 370 on red text pen. - Yeah, I got it. - I got it. - 780 to add 212 voicemails. - Holy. How is it not full? - Yeah. - That's actually really impressive. Yeah. - Mine says like 99%. - Maybe if I have the cloud, it lets you have more. - No, I've only got 50 in mine's full. - Yeah. - Same. - You have the cloud. - Dude, it's the cloud. - Yeah, actually, have you checked your cloud? - I've been trying to think of like a way to just attack the messages coming in at a more efficient and effective way because I have emails coming in and I get so many emails, I get spam emails, like there's like between the Seaboy's email and mine, so I turn the Seaboy's one off because that one's mostly just noise that I don't. It's not, I don't need to be seeing it, but even my personal one now is like getting pretty obsessive, so I used to move people over from my email if I like needed to talk to them, I'd move them over to my text, but now I'm getting so many freaking random text that now my texts are getting muddy, so I'm like where do I move them to my WhatsApp next? - Well, then you'll never talk with them. - Yeah, but only, yeah, but my WhatsApp is only people that I talk to. - Oh, so you use it for just fun. - No, no, no, no, no, I only use it for business. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. - Right, right, so I don't have any of like the random group chats or any of those things like we just have business on WhatsApp, so I would see it. - Well, what you have been doing then, this is one step and this is also kind of my mid-year resolution. Talk to texts. I know it's not always accurate. You guys use a lot. - CJ got a salad from Jarvis yesterday. - I know. CJ's doesn't matter where I got that salad from, it just, you just need to know, hey, I just got a salad and I'll be meeting you at the course in 10 minutes. CJ's is a little. - What did he mean to say? - Zorbus. - Oh, I was thinking in my head, I'm like, Jarvis. - I know he doesn't mean Jarvis, but what does he mean? - It doesn't sound like the pub, it doesn't sound like Road House. - I didn't think Zorbus, Jarvis, I could see that. - CJ will say, using talk to texts and then I'm going to have to clarify, because people like that. - Yeah, well, it is also hard to decipher on some of them, so then you're just like, all right, okay, what would he have said here? But I mean, I'm in the mid stages where I'll use talk to texts, but I gotta go correct. - Yeah, I still correct it too. - Which is the way you can do that now. - It's literally just faster in every way possible. - You just gotta be careful about like, annunciating your words really clearly, and then it does a good job of getting it. - Right. - If you kind of just mumble your way through some of this stuff, it's bad. - Yeah, like, future, he can't use talk to texts, and be a young boy can. - Don Vito wouldn't have been able to. - This just comes up. - Yeah, actually. - Yeah, like, it's just faster, especially if you're ever in a situation where you're typing with one hand, just stop and use talk to texts. - Nobody uses the swipe to text anymore. - I really can. I've seen you use it a few times. - I do if I'm using one hand. - That's one thing I've never go. - You can swipe to text. - It was originally an hand. - Yeah, yeah. - Right. - Let me put it down here. It's gotten really bad, though, the last couple versions of iOS, because I try and type the, and it just always auto-corrects the TNT, every single one. - How that is, I don't know. - I think Ken's trying to make sound. - Oh, mate. - You're like, your head, your butt, like, and Tony Hawk's prosciutto. - Yeah, my dad would really fast at it. - On the lake. - I'm slow. - For some sort of buzz. - Couple errors. - What was the OG T9. - T9. - T9. - Yeah. - Those were the days. - I remember having a challenge. So I had the slider phone. My buddy Cade had the flip phone, just T9, and I'm like, dude, just like get a phone with the keyboard on it. He's like, I bet I can text faster on T9 than you can on your keyboard. And he could. We had a challenge. I'm like, oh, shit. All right. It's just crazy that he could type out a full-ass text on numbers. - Look at this kid running the flip-phone spec. - That's what you see. - It is good to see, honestly. I was happy for him. - I saw that. I just went legendary, dude. - So he do that on purpose, or does parents say, like, hey, we don't want you to get on social media and all this crap. - Oh. - He assume it's just a cheap Walmart paid-of-go phone pay-bud deal. - Yeah. I didn't really get into his upbringing too much, but I think it did definitely give me vibes. He needed a phone to communicate with his parents. - Dude, that's smart. I think kids are getting phones way too early, especially smartphones. - And he's running with the picture. - He nailed the picture. - Two way. - Bobby and the making right there. Look at that. - This kid was Bobby and the making over there. - It's like a big recruit, I think, for, like, my am yet. - I think you're saying Jacksonville College. - Yeah, I know. - What kind of deal did they offer of you? I hear they're just throwing money out, but he apparently doesn't have a phone or a smartphone or anything. He's never had one. - Oh. - He's a good football player. - I think that's respectable. - His parents didn't like want him having one. I'm sure now he'll probably get one now. He's in college, but yeah. - I just was talking to the youth pastor at my church and he had, he pulls this out. He's like, oh, yeah, let me grab your number. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And it's called the light phone and it literally just has the phone, the text, alarm, directions, music, notes, calendar, that's it. Which, I mean, I could never have, but I was like, respect. Yeah. That's sick. Like, he's like, dude, it really keeps me, like, dialed. I'm not on social media, like, crazy, and I'm like, yeah, again, like, I don't think I could do that, but I love it. - Dude, I remember when Andy Milanox, this was a long time ago, probably like 2012, but he got a phone and the phone was like, it was a cell phone, but then on the back was like a notepad attached. You'd write your contacts down with a pencil that it ever reminds me of, that's even more primal. - Yeah. - But anyways, that'd be a good phone for you. - Or you do it like Ryan's dad and just legendarily remember it, remember it. - Yeah, he broadogs his contacts. - Yeah, it's insane. - He only saves people he likes, so like, their name, so it's like a term of endearment to, like, have the name in your phone. He's like, it's only just because I like to see your name. - What an honor. - Yeah, I don't know. I doubt you're in there. - No, for sure not. He knows my phone number. He could recite it back to me. - Which I'm for sure not in there. - And like, if I'm ever like, hey, dad, can I have this plumber's number? It would be like, you ready? I'd be like, yep. I mean, just rip it off because, like, ever since you get a cell phone, you haven't had to remember a phone number. I still remember, like, half a dozen of, like, my friends, my grandparents, like all these old phone numbers that I would have. remembered like in elementary school maybe middle school so you'd have to use the house phone but yeah just certain numbers burnt in my head but any number in the last 20 years have not retained. I know Ken's it's please I just I've finally stopped receiving random calls. Oh nice congrats on that buddy. Yeah that is great. I actually I only know two phone numbers it's my mom's and Mike's. Mike's is so easy. You go Mike. It's type of number that if you gave it to someone in a bar they'd say that's a fake number. I get it all the time. You just have too many of the same digit. Yeah and then they're just like what is that your real number and then I'm like no. This is the home depot. Why would I give you the wrong number. It's kind of like I'm just trying to sign up for the rewards program man. Dude they some of those places just absolutely hound you to sign up for the whatever program or credit card credit card. The credit card. Yeah but it'll save you this much. Yeah just your credit too. Dude I take all these credit cards out. I don't want to. I'll usually stick to it but like dude last time we were at like Best Buy. They were trying to get credit to do it. She was pushing. I think I'm all right and then he was like whoa this is what it could do and I was like dude I think we're good and then they they probably went on for like another like two minutes about it. Yeah we're good. It got to the point where I was like bro we are good. It's because they get a kickback. No I know and that's what I said I go dude I know you get a kickback here. I get that you're hustling but we're good. They're like yeah but there's no no drawbacks to it. Oh my god. It's opening up another credit card. I'm using my credit. I know and it's like well I mean I was at Vaughan Mar buying like some pants for the wedding and I disclosed that you know he's like you want to sign up for the credit. I was like I don't I don't shop here like I'm just grabbing some dress clothes for a wedding and then he hits me with the full spiel is like super old dude. He was nice and then he goes says something about how he gets the most people to buy get their credit cards. I'm like dude I believe it. You're going crazy right now but I'm like I'm good. I'm like I might not ever come back here. Speaking of salesman the Minnesota State Troopers Association called me asking me for money. Really? How does it? Did you did you call it my brother in law? Dude they've resorted to calling me on like different numbers. Yeah they do. Before it would just say MNS PTA or whatever but now I'm just getting like local numbers. No I gave it up. They were too annoying. It turned me off. They were too clingy. It turned me off. I was going to do it for another year. I did it for two years for a hundred dollars a year and there. What's that? Is that silver? I don't know. I think that's silver. They call me so much and then I was like you could literally save a hundred dollars by not having this person calling me every week. Did you got just the nicest old guy over there though? Yeah. They called me. They got you. They got me. They got me for 50 bucks. The caller ID said Minnesota State Patrol is like oh god what did I do to that? Ken is like I knew I shouldn't have beat on that flock camera. And then the guy the guy answers you know it's Minnesota State Trooper Association blah blah blah and I was like oh thank god it just hung up on him. Oh lock the number. The guy was expecting me to hang up on him for sure. I was in the skid steer. I was moving dirt. This is a fun thing to do. This is having a good day. He said hell yeah brother I'll ship you 50 bucks. How fast can you hang up the phone and block the number Ken? I feel like you've got to be fucking speedy. The Ryan Garcia. The Ryan Garcia. Hang up the I button scroll down the block block. Yep they call Garcia fast his hands they call Ken quickest fingers. Quickest fingers. Don't talk. That's too far. Oh yeah Ken. That's where we draw the line. All right quickest fingers. Mustang Raptor are CBOCV.com. It's a little bit of this or that. The winner gets to pick between those two cars and $20,000 cash. We got a bunch of fresh stuff on website adding stuff every Thursday so get entered. This is the last we have to get entered. Jesus. Shorty. Shorty for sure. We added a dirt bike in. We added a dirt bike for the team. You can win that and because I'm not ready to be done talking we have 400,000 subscribers. No way. Let's go. 400,000. It only took us five years. It's been a it's been a consistent slow growth. But at one million subscribers, Micah has to get a bull cut. He mentioned. I think and we should add we should stack stuff on it not because I'm trying to have like more torture for everyone else but like I don't think that the bull cut is enough to celebrate the million subscribers that we want to have. We should all run the bull cuts. What are you thinking? Like you're not just bull cuts but you're thinking like everyone else. Yeah it doesn't and it doesn't necessarily have to be a haircut just and it doesn't have to be even something like bad or embarrassing or whatever. Just can't think of something. Ken has to go on his honeymoon and we get to film it. No. Why not? We're going to why? Come on dude. No. You don't want us filming your honeymoon? Just no. We're trying to sell Ken on letting us film the honeymoon. There reminds me of Big Kevin's comment. He comments on it and goes I'm from the third person video that was also Ken's wedding. He's goes I'm trying to grab the third person footage of Ken's honeymoon. That being insane. That's how we film it. We just throw a little backpack on Ken and let him go. Just let him off into the wilderness. All right. Okay. Yeah. Stay tuned for a million. Yeah. We got to think of something. Yeah. Thank you guys for 400K though. We think we should do. There we go. Consider it. Yeah. We'll consider the top comment. Yeah. Gosh. All right. Peace. Peace. See ya.