Ken Quits Vaping, We Started A Prank War, & Larry Enticer Beef

- You guys get into Fortnite? - You guys are like 10 years late. - All strong. - Jacob, right, you're almost 30 years old. - Jacob Fortnite, that's your dad's house. - Stop this. I'm kind of on edge. - We're in your head, Brent Free. - Yeah, 100%. - Not gonna lie. - I'm looking over at Alex right now. I think she heard $2 million life insurance. - Is this something I need to be watching out for? - She's got a twinkling around. - Yeah, she's smiling, look at the laundry. - Now your vaping's costing me money. - I actually was thinking this week, I'm like, (laughing) - It's time to stop. - I have these same shoes, but it means. - Oh yeah, good one, Mike. - Actually, I have three pairs of these. - I really like 'em. - Yeah, I do too, I don't know why, but this color might've came smaller, maybe 'cause it's a women's, I don't know. - Yeah, no, these, I got a Facebook ad. They were like 40 bucks a piece, dude. And so I'm just like, okay, I gotta get these. And so I'm running around wearing $40 shoes and Dalton's walking around wearing $1,300 shoes. It's insane, like there's a big switch up, and it's funny 'cause technically I'm his boss. Like he's dressed nicer in me. He's got a Rolex on, fucking $1,300 shoes. It's insane, and I'm happy to see it though. - Well, I mean, you, let's not miss here that you probably bought in like, 200 pairs of dunks in your life. - For sure. - Maybe have you perhaps spent all your money on Fortnite skins instead? Is that where all you need? - Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot I had this there. No, actually you have not been buying any Fortnite skins. I just been, I earned the Homer skin. - Oh, that's actually pretty sweet. - He's just been losing all of his money in crypto. - Oh, well, it's to everybody else. - Not too, but no, as far as the gaming, no, I don't believe in buying the skins, just 'cause it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the game. - It may be one or two or three, but it has to be like something really rare, but yeah, I don't know, I'm just, maybe I'm old school, maybe I'm old school, but I like earning it, but yeah, Ryan, I saw you were getting into Fortnite. - Dude, it was actually pretty bad. - It's crazy. - I had almost actually pretty bad. - No, no, I didn't go over. - Great, me and Spenny were running, we won like 15 out of 18 games. - Holy shit, that's hard to do. - It was really hard to do. - I don't know, Spenny was the host. - Oh, were you the host? - No, no, Spenny was. - Oh gosh. - I think I'm actually higher than Spenny, but he had a friend that was really good. But yeah, I had a realization. I'm building my house now, so it is torn down and gone. So I moved back in with my dad, so I could live at a place for cheap while it's being built. And I had a realization that I'm 29 years old, living in my dad's house playing Fortnite on a Tuesday evening. - That's a tough look. - It happened more than you think though, brother. - Tough, dude. - But then under walked in and was like, wanna hang out? And I'm like, no babe, got a couple more games to win. - Yeah, dude, I've had the same realization. I'm like, I'm 29 and I'm sitting here playing a fucking kids game. - I know, I feel like I'm literally 10 years late on it too. - Yeah, but also I feel like it's coming back around to us. I almost think it's more immature for us to just be hanging at a bar. - It's probably worse for me. - You know what I'm saying? I would say you're getting less done hanging at the bar. - Sure, you're at home. - Oh, the hot dog bandit. - Fucking hot dog perpetrator. - Yeah. - Make sure this guy isn't keystering a hot dog over here. - What are you trying to distract us while your homies fucking spray this shop now too? Or what? - We got a little plan in place. - Oh, do you? - I gotta keep you guys here for a little while. - All right, let's get the dog tape. Let's do what we did to Cody. - To him. - To him. - By the way, Cody, sorry about that man. - Yeah. - We totally forgot about him. Like how long was he on that pull? That had to have been so uncomfortable. - At least 45 minutes. - That's crazy and he didn't complain once dude. I would have been kind of freaking out. Like if you held my arms, I would be like, I got an itch on my nose and I would start freaking out. - Was he in there for the whole drifting session too? - Well, yeah, I think my favorite part about all of it is he missed all of it. Like he was just hearing it, he just heard it. - He was just hearing madness. I was like, what's going on? - Well, you had an idea what was probably going on, but yeah, I think we fully intended to cut him off the pole and kind of just forgot. Such a good kid. Well, we got distracted with the hot dogs being sprayed at our building. - I've seen so many AI videos of me in freaking hot dogs and doing whatever that the video of us shoveling, that Ben took, shoveling all the dogs in front of your door. Literally, I was there and it looks AI. - Yeah, that does look AI. And then when you come out, what are you guys doing? That also looked AI. I was like, what is this? Like, what is real life doing? - I mean, our whole life doesn't even really feel like real life. - No, but yeah, it's very strange. - I think this whole frickin' Cormorant scenario is the strangest thing ever. At like one point in time, would anyone believe any of that story? Like, yeah, we dropped off like 4,000 hot dogs in his doorstep and then he put them in a giant truck and sprayed them over the interior compound. The lore of Cormorant is pretty crazy. Even if you go back, obviously there was the dog mayors, there was Dave terrorizing the town. There's just so much lore in such a small town. - It is insane, not to, and I say this humbly, but we're like getting pretty famous. (laughing) We're getting pretty famous and it's all just localized in this little ass town, like those littles down, and we don't really associate with other, like big celebrities or famous people or big influencers, and like we have the opportunity to, like people hit us up and oftentimes we're just like, "Eh, we kinda just like it here, we got what you need here "and we just stay here and just keep doing our thing." And it's just funny, it really is just funny. And like sometimes people wanna come up here and be like, "Hey, we're okay, we're good here, "we got our friends already, we got stuff." - The YouTuber per capita rate of Cormorant is insane. - It's gotta be the biggest cap of the world. - Bigger than that, I think it's capped out. - Like, there's actually no more Cormorant. Imagine just being a normal person in Cormorant though, where you're just like, you know, you grew up here or you moved here 'cause you were like, "I'm trying to live that." And then it's like, "What the fuck is going on?" Like everyone in YouTuber nowadays, like you guys running around doing all this crazy shit all the time. I can't even drive down the road 'cause there are, someone's hot dogs, hanging out in the middle of it. - So that is the thing though, is people that live in Cormorant probably think that like everyone's YouTubers these days, like they're like, all right, we got 17 people that live in this town, two of them are YouTubers, so that's gotta be how the rest of the world is. You know, you got every single town is just getting taken over by YouTubers. - No, just Cormorant. I did have that thought though. Like what if someone moved to Cormorant? They're like, "Yeah, the YouTuber per capita there is insane." I'm gonna do well. - We become like the new LA. Everyone's moving here 'cause it's like a little. - Success rate was very high. - No, I don't think that there's actually any more room. - No, we got the South Side of Cormorant's full and the North Side of Cormorant's full. - That's it, no more. - It's full. It honestly would be bad for the town. Like, you know, we joke, but we're pretty respectful of the town, and that's the thing is like other people come in and maybe they think like, "Oh, you can just do whatever you want around here, "but you can't, you can't." Like you got to-- - We're all walking on eggshells a lot. We're like, "Okay, get, wait till they go, "be respectful." - We know how to like navigate it, so we're not inconveniencing really anyone. I think we've been doing it long enough, where people expect it from us. And your last name is on 90% of the streets around here. So-- - I was like, "Get 'em out of here." - When you were growing up, they knew they're like, "Oh, well, "there's a Sherbrook kid in town." - Yeah. - We're cooked. Oh, my God. - Do thanks for coming, Jake. - Yeah, thanks, bud. - Yeah, thanks for having me. Kind of showed up on announce, but you know, it's kind of what we do in this town anyway. - Yeah, I appreciate you pulling up. - I was welcome, besides when you have hot dogs, they just sprayin' all of our parking lot. Besides for spraying our entire compound down with hot dogs, what have you been doing? - Waiting for you guys to maybe do a little rebuttal, so, you know, I'm not going to break for it. - I'm not going to break for it. - The amount of times I've been in bed, and I will hear someone outside, and I have sprinted outside to grab the keys out of like my truck or put it inside or make sure my doors are locked. Like, I'm kind of on edge. Like, I woke up about like three in the morning to the neighbor guy just opening his garage door, thinking it's my other garage door. I'm like, no, it's happening, I got it, it's a doin' something. - So we're in your head, Brent-free? - Yeah, 100%, not gonna lie. - Well, it's good to know. - Let us tell you something. When we strike, we're gonna strike hard and fast. - I know, like, I just know it's coming, and there's nothing I'm gonna be able to do about it. - So just stay on edge. It might be a month, it might be three months, you know. - Could be this afternoon. - Could even be this afternoon. - It might be right now. - You're afraid of snakes? - Jake the snake, bro. - No, I'm afraid of snakes. (laughing) - Their guy's this entire plan is just to break me down mentally. (laughing) - Yeah, so after we had dropped the hot dogs off, thinking it was just a light little joke on the neighbor, we're like, oh, should we go back and pick those hot dogs up? And I was like, nah, leave 'em. I wanna see what he does with 'em. Little did I know that you were going to mulch them up and spray them over every square inch that we own. That was awesome. - When we were coming up with the idea, there was a few people over there, they were like, is this too far? Is this too far and right? - No. (laughing) - It's a massive mast, dude. - Yeah. - The baby would be one of the biggest masses. - It still smells, have you been over there? - Oh yeah, no, I've been over there. - Yeah, it's still smells. - It's good that it hasn't been 85 degrees, 'cause it would be so good. - It maybe would've been good though if it was summer, just because I feel like birds and stuff would've ate 'em. - Sure. - Like instead they just kind of like, are hanging around in our neighbor's dog, dog. - Dog. - Has been just fucking eating like mad, mad. - All days, over there eating. - He's up like 15 pounds. - Yeah, he's eating like a kid. Every time I'm over there, he's like sniffin' around the woods. - I was worried he was gonna get sick, but then I also saw him eating a dead deer in the ditch like the other day and I was like. - He's guys fine. - Yeah, the hot dogs are the least of his problem. - Yeah. - Dude, I was watching your Snapchat, so I didn't realize you like foam can in the whole building. - Yeah, add to. - Nice. - It was very nice. It was so bad. Yeah, it was so like I just got my truck detail then I was like Park it right here. It should be good no dust on it And then the hot dog dust from the ground like flew up onto it and left like grease spots. Oh, no, that's my bad Sweeping or was it just the wind you did what you could brother. Yeah, well have you guys have you guys seen the van that you bought? Yeah, is it have you looked at it? It never got cleaned off So what's happened the van so the landed on the Corvette and we probably waited a day to clean that off Got a full-buff job on it. Really? Yeah, it was whatever is in hot dog water is not good Yeah, I had all of our pressure washers were being used immediately after and my truck was absolutely cake And I was like, okay, well, I'm gonna just drive to the car wash real quick run it through come back I ran it through seven times Yeah, and then I had to go to the self-serve. I had to go to the self-serve thing and fucking pressure wash it again You got eight washes under his belt. It was in a state of rest and then there was still stuff on it and I was like whatever I'm just gonna do this tomorrow. I got the majority of it. Did you elbow grease it? I had to yeah How did seven car washes not get rid of it? It would touch free Yeah, they weren't like the touchless, but the film on it It was just this film and there was also chunks like the chunks state. It was very interesting Yeah, I had to get within like a foot with our pressure washer Yeah, that's a heavy-duty pressure washer on the side of the building and that was an hour after it happened Yeah, I was like imagine if we would have left this for like three days or a week 20 minutes down the road at 65 mile an hour and it all dried on there. Yeah, pretty corrosive though If you want a massive dog water, I was worried it was maybe gonna be like eggs on paint You know where it just literally peels it off. Why is that happening eggs? Literally if you egg a car Can peel the paint. What do eggs do to paint? Why did they do that same for bug guts and also tomatoes when tomatoes dry I don't know what it is about it, but it's just like hardens. Yeah, yeah tomato sauce. I said I'd tear my whole house down. Eggs are Eggs are acidic and have abrasive solids that can ruin the clear coat on car paint Pretty sure balonies the same thing wasn't that like a prank once upon a time a long time ago people would baloney the side of someone's car Oh, I mean that's pretty funny though when you're driving by I've seen it. I don't know if I see it with baloney, but yeah, you do it with the craft's cheese Yeah, and then you drive by you look at somebody and then you throw a Big slab of cheese on their window and drive off. It's pretty fun. It is so great. I was uh, I've been driving the giveaway Car lately the Yukon. It's extraordinary. It's literally the nicest car ever Yeah, I don't know if you should be I know Don't worry. I have like legit anybody else so nervous so nervous driving it you have no freaking idea like it's it's fun And I'm enjoying it, but I am nervous every mile that put on it would suck of a deer in the side of it I'd feel like such a mega idiot like I would be I mean the odds are in the dummy zone The odds are pretty good that that happens to Ryan. This is what we'd have to do Ryan You'd have to buy that Yukon from us and then deal with you'll probably just drive around with the bus it upside probably we'd replace it With another Yukon brand the exact same spec. Yeah, and then you know the winner and doesn't have a crash vehicle Yeah, and then everybody wins except for me Right now you got another vehicle. Well, that's true. That's true. It's better in the armor Ryan's track record with deer is to the point When I'm like opening snapchats and he's like cool check it out and his camera flips around I just know one of his vehicles will be told like it's just like the amount of deer you hit It's 10 to one right. It's yet. Well, it's just two in the last year. So it feels extra bad Dude, you know what you need to get is a year is like Ben's car I just found this out yesterday, but his has like a camera system in the front obviously has a camera system But it's some kind of what is it infrared for night vision? Yeah, it's like night vision infrared It sees the deer before him. He was saying what and like dings and makes a bunch of noise so like crazy. It's really good Do I work really so yesterday. That's so nice next time you look at my car. There's like this little ball in the front Ball in the front. Yeah, if you're driving at night It'll pick up deer in the ditch or on the road way ahead of my headlights And it'll show the deer on the center screen And then it'll start popping up and digging at me like dear dear dear dear dear dear And you can lock him up and then I can lock him up And then and then I lock him up and I'm like where is this thing and then I'll drive slow and then sure It's right in the side of you Yeah, but no that's so nice actually dude. I bet you like it's gonna work its way down the ladder Like obviously the yours is is more towards the top, but like give it four or five years a rapper is gonna have that that would be nice That'd be amazing come standard around here the deer so down so I'd end up going with the yours all the animal detection You should do around I saved so much money by not hitting deer that I could buy. I have a gene I was autopilot in home earlier this year from your house Ryan and I wasn't paying the closest attention to the road and the car just locked up the brakes had to be pretty scary And then you're just runs across in front of me. Wow, so it has like and do it too. Yeah No, just like the cameras picked it up. Oh Yeah, I feel I was gonna say I feel like the Tesla cameras no shade towards you can but I'm not that impressed with them Hmm, they're very grainy you think Elon would put some better cameras I do agree like your backup camera and stuff you think would be like It's good one that's clean. It's just like they get dirty really easy. The thing we forget though is like it's not necessarily supposed to be this high end car Like Teslas aren't supposed to be high end cars. There's supposed to be a massive yeah mass production Which that's what I thought about to win how many cameras like does your Cybertruck have eight or ten quite a bit. It's got the one inside too, right? It's watching you. No, you are right The Ryan it's still well if you get the top model it's a hundred grand but I think the majority of them are Oh, honestly, I wish that was a thing when you were like speccing out a vehicle If I could like pay extra to have high-daff backup camera versus cross-dass backup camera. I would Dude, they put the the AI driving or the thing that you have in your car But they put in a Mustang and it just like turns the wheel towards it I noticed your around a crowd Would you like to turn into the crowd or cancel that? Just a yes or no, but I was gonna say it so you were saying like technology and cars like I've never had like a newer Trucker or whatever the amount of technology going into new vehicles is insane So I think I saw this from you a while ago But I took a water bottle in my gen 3 and put it in the steering wheel and put it like just in like the full Lanesis mode it is borderline self-driving like when I went and got Cody's drift car I didn't touch the wheel really like it just drove it all the way there and it's got like the Start stop and then with the water bottles in the steering wheel. It takes say so yeah, yeah Yeah, it literally brought me all the way there and all the way back I'm like at what point is it's just like you not gonna drive anymore. Yeah, it's easy to get lazy. Oh, dude It's crazy that the different tiers of it though obviously Tesla has like it's full Driving or whatever in my bronco. I was like so excited. I'm like oh god lane assist It's not self-driving and it's not even close like I set it on come up to a curve just don't Wait, what like all the other the new Ford the Ford we were giving away like that had the like the real Lanesis which where you could pretty much just drive. Yeah, it is there's a lot of tiers to yeah Yeah, I was confused but it's all the same button So you don't really know how well it's gonna work exactly like some literally drive themselves and some just vibrate your seat when you hit the So you can literally drives itself yet has it has supercruise so on the interstate or county highways No state highways you can press a button and it will like legitimately drive itself. No hands on the wheel for how long Generally until there's like an intersection Wow, but I mean it'll drive you all the way through Fargo like all the things and everything and if the GPS has it on It'll take the corners for you like it'll take your exit It's pretty sick they keep saying they keep saying in year like sooner than you think all cars are gonna be self-driving Like you know all this and I'm just like that sounds terrible Like that really sounds terrible like let's just say 20 years from now all the cars are self-driving and they're electric like Sounds boring dude like you're not even driving the car like or they're all just robo taxis like that sounds really boring But obviously there's for for other people that don't really care for driving If you're just commuting like does it matter like you're driving the same road every day And it's kind of boring and just you're not really paying attention anyways like does it matter if it drives itself Is that good for reals? Is that good though? Yeah, but like something about like being engaged when you are driving like it wakes your brain up or yeah You should say you should be engaged most people driving probably aren't though. That is true Look at how many people you look at on the road how many people are using their phone on the road Yeah, it's just like if the car is doing it by itself Then you're kind of eliminating that risk factor if somebody not paying attention You stop and then they just run into the back you I mean, there's no doubt. It's probably much safer Especially in like big cities and I'm sure it's great in big cities if you're just like if it's just like Intrino traffic you just hop in it, but uh, that is true. Yeah about driving while you're on your phone is probably safer than you I thought that's for sure. Oh, I got to say is Mike hold onto that that viper, you know manual V10 it's gonna be gas. I think about that a lot I think about like in 10 more years even that already this yeah, I mean realistically so sick. It's gonna be like Like I mentioned whatever podcast on the iRobot when he breaks out the crotch rocket and like is that a gas bike? It's got gears dude that you I would love to have like a v12 Aventador just for that purpose as well like really like they don't make v12 any more I don't think just everything's moving down cylinders so like having something like that you know you hold on to it yeah invest drive it when it's insane to drive it speaking of bigger motors Jacob DRX what's better you're not answered that in your video yet are you working there no I have here's my thought on the TRX I think it drives like a lumber wagon but it's fast as shit like you get a Raptor R that is literally what everyone in the comments is saying they're like just get a Raptor R then you have best of both worlds on like yeah the problem with the Raptor R's there's still a hundred knees still hundred something like that TRX they we only picked up like 50 something that's pretty awesome for a TRX that's a that's a lot of truck for the price yeah that's for sure no it it hauls but other than that like I don't think it's gonna do that good off-roading like we're gonna go take it down some trails and I'm excited to see I always thought the TRX was pretty floaty when I would drive yours Ryan like it's just as fast as the Raptor are like literally the same but I was I didn't always think there was like a little like yeah and don't get me wrong they are extremely nice trucks we're oh yeah I can hear but like yeah I just thought I was like yeah the Raptor for a daily driver way nicer TRX absolute monster on wheels what the what the fuck did Tony do when he he hit like a tree or something and there was no outside footage of it right it was just the inside yeah so basically we were trying to take like a shot of just this corner up there and whatever Tony thought the camera was over here so he's like oh I'm just gonna start swinging this thing totally lost control he says he had a dialed in and he basically like drove up a tree and it bounced off and I was like he's he's rolling like I literally straight up thought he was gonna roll you see it with your eyes yeah I was right behind him and I was like I just couldn't I literally looked like monster jam but the trees it's good to see Tony breaking something yeah I make trucks you guys got I don't know like what are you doing dude I don't look at how many trucks like legit how many trucks 10 oh it's probably more than that we yeah let's see hold on it's a full on it's a full on dealership we have five Raptors TRX OBS the giveaway Raptor I swear I see you in a new truck every three weeks yeah well Ken that's what happens when you're rich sling in sunglasses the way he is yeah putting bombs on your face bombs calm baby yeah baby right here no I don't know I think our goal is just like I want to try them all and whatever I have my goals to have a shed of 10 Raptors of all kinds of you're pretty close yeah you should be there in the next like four months but just every single combination like my dream is we have people come out right and they're like oh we need a vehicle I'm like oh just go on the shed and they open the door and I'm just like pick one that's what I want to do just all around I love that you did pick the best truck ever made for it and you've obviously been living that it's the best truck ever made ever since Dave God his first one really but it's just like all for me like it's just awesome it's the best truck ever made ever since stealing Dave's Raptor as soon as he would pass out and go to bed and we would hop in that thing and we would go and hit the ditch at 90 and then go and jump it and then hit every snow bank in the county and then bring it home before wakes up I think it was you and you brought this I didn't have my driver's license but Ryan did so I'm like hey dad can we take your Raptor and I'm like Ryan Ryan's guy Ryan will drive wait Walmart what do you tell us what we said where we're going we always said we were going to Walmart but we were just going in the backfield burying this thing up to the doors and I remember me and Ryan and I think you were there got so stuck yeah that we were wearing flip flops and like shorts and it's like negative 20 and I'm like I have to run all the way the shop and get us kids here right now like this is bad and like we couldn't even open our doors and when my dad got it back the next day he's like he drives like shit he comes out and he was he was still pack full of snow yeah and he goes Walmart oh I bet junior all Walmart we all just remember that so we had our buddy Adam Peterson come over the other day he's a professional snowcross snowcross racer we filmed a great video coming up but that night we were sitting around the TV and Ken did what has become our our favorite way to pass time and that's watch Ken gamble so Ken will start live streaming his black jack up onto the TV and we'll just sit on the couch and watch right Ken proceeds to take like a hundred bucks turn into a thousand and then turn it back into zero and then I think he puts another couple hundred bucks in loses that and then he gets up and goes home so he just lost a bunch of money but he fired us up in the process so we go all right let's start rolling some dice boys so the whole crew gets up and we get around the pool table and I'm like all right what do you guys want to start shaking for fifty bucks and I was like I don't have any money and I go perfect ATMs right here brother and he goes this is weirdly convenient okay goes in tries pulling a hundred bucks out gets twenty gets charged for seventy five that is straight bank fraud CJ all right don't put this on so I guess he so he was pretty upset that he's just got gifed out of fifty bucks or fifty five bucks send him fifty five bucks I paid him so you owe me money actually no but then we gambled and then I gambled and then I put the money from you so now we're even is that how it works I owe you a hundred is anybody owe me any money oh right now that might that had my kick back to you in there so okay all right yes we're all square we're all square we'll kind of business you run it over there well a very profitable one one gets charge seven you five it's kicked out twenty you have one time customers though you never coming back well maybe let's all my reloaded it no you want to actually happen there is so there was no money in it because honestly we just haven't been rolling dice and it's a really big pain to reload that thing I hardly even remember how to do it like there's like code and then there's another code and then you got to like get into the back it's like I was chat GBT in it and it was a pain in the ass and also you have to reconcile all this shit with the bank there's an LLC attached it's not as simple as you'd think having an ATM look CJ it's just trying to talk down his business not as simple as you think it's a very harsh business so I could use the profits thank you Adam but so anyways we were doing that auction which you guys will see soon which I have something to take up with you about that Jake but anyways so I was trying to get the ATM to the farm so I could have another successful day and I think he picks more people in the nuts well I think people need the cash so I go through all the work trying to get this thing unlocked trying to remember the code is that it's empty well that was the thing so sometimes if like a dollar is like slightly crinkled it kicks it into this separate jar so there was like I don't know apparently only $20 of those in so I like took them fucking straight them out we need to put these we need to put these dollars to work put them back in and I was testing it more so like seeing like okay let's see if the thing works started working and then basically I never got around to getting bigger dollars to bring to the auction left and then I when I saw that Adam was using the ATM I was like well let's see how much money is in there I couldn't really remember how many how many dollars there were but yeah sorry about that Adam but hey man you know you should've showed up with cash but yeah Jake speaking of the auction and Mustangs you show up to our auction raise all this noise and then you just didn't buy a single thing yeah what was up with that didn't buy a single fucking thing okay the thing I wanted I found out wasn't even getting auctioned off it just happened to be in the lineup the day before was it Ryan C4 Corvette it was just sitting over there okay why do you sell it right now what do you want to pay no I was waiting for that can fire it up all right can we get $500 we can $500 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $16,000 $16,000 $16,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $16,000 $16,000 $16,000 $16,000 $16,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15,000 $15, That's a good deal. - You got a great deal. - Oh, I'm sure I did. - Great deal, yeah. - Wait, it's an auto. - Yeah, I know, I thought it was. (laughing) - Brian, why did you buy that thing? It was an auto. - I thought that maybe it would just be, I thought it would be okay. (laughing) - Okay, and you thought it was maybe gonna be more fun 'cause you can't lie, it is fun. - It's super fun and it's great. It actually runs and starts up every time doesn't overheat, it's great. - Can't put a press on the really any of those. - The overheat thing seems like a fat lie, but. - I did that one day when it was hot, but now I've been running it pretty hot. - But, I don't know what money is. - Come down on me for it. - I had it down on you, man. - You had an easy dream that your drift car was on fire. (laughing) - I know that that sounds like funny 'cause it's been real so many times. - Oh, yeah. - I would do what I did and everybody was running around and Mike's like, fire and say, "Well, sure." But it was like really on fire. - Okay. - And we're all like, "I think I remember, *laughs* I'm just laughing and then all of us like running, but nobody was running anywhere, we were all just like zigzagging around it. - Where's the extinguisher? - Yeah, like yeah, I mean it's also something that could happen in real life 'cause like we don't really have like safety meetings, like the extinguisher is by the third door right inside, you know like that. - By everyday. - But when we, what I was watching the last video or whatever when you guys reference my car starting on fire for the 9,000's time, I just look at Sydney and I'm like, I'm gonna be like 40 and on my like fifth drift car and they're still gonna be referencing this game. - Starting on fire. - It's almost entertaining. - Yeah. - You think you're gonna have four more drift cars after that piece of shit? - I should at least start with the number two, huh? - Yeah. - As you guys saw when Jake came after us, we were just trying to think of like how we could batten down the fort, right? And we were like, oh we got all these fire extinguishers sitting by the door that had been here for legit nine months. - And so we're a safety, I know. - We used those to try and defense. - Yeah, put up some defense against Jake. And then after that, Mike was like, so just fuck me I guess, huh? - All my fire extinguishers. - I think we just used up all my fire extinguishers that I had for my car. - It is crazy how many you have, Mike. - Well, I think most people just have one for-- - I have one in the car. - Still so that's good. We're safe for one more fire. - Seven sitting in the farm though. - Yeah, I had a lot. I got him for free, so it's like I'm not gonna say that. - I'm not gonna be like, I'll just take three. - I'm not gonna take them all, yeah. - That guy commented on the video and he's like, yo, I just gave all those to my glad to see they were used for their purpose. (laughing) - They were like expired, you know, like you can't use them in a bit of commercial area. But yeah, I went to school with him. - He just hooked you up. - Yeah, he just brought over like 10 fire extinguishers and I was like genuinely we might not use these for fires, but defense against hot dogs. - You guys don't understand when I exhale finally getting off the truck, the amount of fire extinguisher that came out of my throat was concerning. - And it's got such an interesting taste. - I was having like breathing troubles for like, I'm not gonna lie, like the rest of the day, I was just like coughing and then I'd like, hawk up a lugie and it'd just be like a chunk of fire extinguisher. - Dude, I am sorry about that. - No, it's watching it back. I genuinely thought that once you started getting hit with it though, you would have stopped. - Yeah, no, I wasn't losing, bro. I was like, I will stop going. - And you didn't stop. So I mean like, it's hard to be mad about it. You could have just stopped and we would have stopped and then that would have been that. But yeah, you didn't. - When Evan did a heater in pizza ranch and he like, I was in there filming him and he like, if he would have done five more seconds of heater, I legitimately think he would have tipped over and we would have had to drag him out. - No dude, it was a beast. - Those lungs, bro, are you kidding me? You know what, those lungs endure every single day? - That smoke wasn't nothing to him. - Like he said, okay, he said that. I was just like, bro, I would have tried to drag you out but I probably would have gone down too. - Between a spestus as his baseline and then his little fucking robot dick that he sucks on every waking second of the day. (laughing) Remember when, sorry, remember when we were talking about like having to get some tires changed on the dirt bikes and he's like, big wrench just goes, well maybe we haven't gonna do it between vape hits. (laughing) - That killed me. - Speaking of putting poisonous things in your lungs and reaping the ramifications of it, I have been working on getting us life insurance because we're working on our buy sales, we're working on becoming a proper company with proper benefits, right? And so I've been meeting with all these different guys and the general theme is, you know, you really only get paid out when you die, but you have to pay before that. And all of our rates are pretty similar except for one. - Oh God. - Our buddy Kenjemen. - Kenjemeno. - Okay, let's. (laughing) - So these are all of our things, right? They're all together, notice this, because it's just presumed they're in the same room. (laughing) - Sit down, Ken, sit down. - Yeah, come on in here, bud. So preferred is like the best, non-smoker they said is probably what we'll get. So it's about $1,100 a year for $2 million worth of coverage. Per say something about what happened. Anyone want to guess what all Kenjemeno is? - Because I had him, he's a known vapist. (laughing) And I asked him, I said, if he quits, you know, for like a test and whatever and they said, if he was to say he quit and then started again, and there was nicotine in his system, they could deny the claim. So I was like, all right, probably not worth it. Is he over double? - Triple. - Holy shit, Ken. - What? - This is all because he's a vapist. - Pretty much three times. - Is it worth it, Ken? - Now you're costing me money. Now you're vaping is costing me money. - Okay, so I do this. - I actually was thinking this week, I'm like, (laughing) Before you even brought this up, I was like, it's time to stop. - What? - 'Cause that was the time, Ken. - 600 and 16 dollars. - Well, 'cause I like, I've been trying to cut back alcohol in my life and then I was like, okay, well what's the next thing? I'm gonna cut back that honestly. So yeah, honestly, it's time to cut that. - Yeah, for literally $1,600 a year or $2,300. - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, this was actually one of the better quotes. - Dude, this is a huge moment. - This is it. - This is a huge moment. - The billboard didn't do it. - This is it. - This is it? - This is it. - This moment, right here. - Take it out and throw it away. - I actually don't, I don't have one right now on me. - I'm just gonna talk and bow. - 'Cause I just don't have one now. - Now you don't even have to be worried. - Dude, congratulations, Ken. - Congratulations. - Holy shit. - After everything we've done over the last five years of trying to get you to quit, $1,500 did it. (laughing) - That is pretty funny. - I'm just trying to make better choices in my life and that's honestly, if that's what happens and that's just what it is. - Sorry, so. - Dude, you're probably just thinking about it. Now, too, with how much you're working out and you're breathing hard, you're probably like damn. Like, why am I putting this into me? - Yeah. - Yeah, that was kind of one of the thoughts and it was just kind of, turn 30 and it's just like, I need to fucking not be a lazy piece of shit in my life and just make better choices. - Dude, Ken. - All right, Ken. - I will go to defend you against yourself on this one. I don't think. - You are so many things. - But not a lazy piece of shit. - Yes, thank you. - So many things. - It was like, did you go to the gym for like so long? - Oh my God. - I was like, I need to like make a change in my life and that was kind of the first one and trying to make better choices in my life and I think this is kind of the, that's that next little better choice, so. - Good job, Ken. - God bless you. - God bless you. - Good job, Kenny. I don't know if we'll ever have that video drop, the workout challenge video, just because, it's just kind of gone by the wayside, but if there's one major positive, almost better than the whole video, is Ken is like legitimately changed his life. - Yeah. - Like, he's quit vaping. On quit vaping, he, like you've just turned around completely, like 180, I mean, people who's doing in the comments, everything, it's insane. I mean, I think it's pretty inspiring, so maybe we'll be able to drop in. - We gotta, we gotta make it happen. - One of the positive things. - It's like gonna be one of the best videos ever for the story that's kind of playing out. - It's just tough, I think for us, because it's like, it's tough to film working out every single day, because it's kind of the same thing. And, so like, we were just trying to figure out how to put together, but what was it like? - I don't think it's like not doing it every day. I think it's more so like, there's the time lapse. Like, what Evan was trying to do, like the progress photos throughout the updates. - The updates, and then the end of it was the challenge we were trying to show. - Our trainer's name was Evan. - Not Evan. - Evan. - Evan wanted to do progress, but it's not my looking guys. - I'm gonna make that very clear. - So I think it's more so like, the end result is, 'cause we did the beginning part, and then we gotta do the actual show at the end of it. - Yeah, no, we gotta finish it. You're right. We're gonna pull it together, but the thing is, it takes time. And, you know, big changes don't happen just overnight. So, Ryan, I'm looking at this, and, you know, I'm looking over at Alex right now, and I think she heard two million dollar life insurance policy if I die. And now I am slightly, you know, is this something I need to be watching out for? - She's got a twin coloner out. They're like, holy shit. This would be great. - Perked up? - Yeah, they did perk up. - I don't think you get it. If you guys are convicted of murder, you don't get it. So, you better work on your plan. And we get real great lawyers. - Accidentally off CJ before the wedding. (laughing) - Buck. - She's like CPR, and you once you read the 5th grade. - Get 'em back. - You got way too excited. - Get 'em back. - Well, that's cool. So, probably not the conversation to have on the podcast, but we keep getting emails about life insurance, and then I asked everyone about it. Like, you know-- - I think it calls up the walls. - Yeah. - But it wasn't like, hey, we're trying to sell your life insurance. It was like, make sure you sign into your portal, life insurance, and then I asked our accountants about it, and they're like, don't sign into that. It might be a scam. But we keep getting-- - Good, Mike. - And then, with David Mark, financial advisor, he's like, hey, if you guys sign into that, and no one says anything, and then I'm like, I keep getting emails, and still nobody says anything. And then, yeah, then when you talk to our account-- - That's not me. - That's what people tell 'em, what to do. - I don't like not to do. I asked Ryan about it, and he's like, I don't know. - Yeah, so then-- - Our account told me to get life insurance, and then I went through, and then basically the week that I set up all the meetings, he just like went to our other guy, and just was like, just book it. And so, like, one guy just did it while I was in the meetings with everybody else, but we still have options. We still have options, which we will have a formal meeting with minutes, and a conference table. and decisions, real business stuff, but I'm trying to think how can we name it? It is good to have options because in this line of work too, there's a lot of shady characters in the insurance world. Yeah, that's for sure. And they will, they will run you hard if they can. You know what they say about insurance, it's there until you get hurt. Oh, no, actually you weren't covered for that. Is there possibly somebody else that could pay for it? Yeah, yeah, and they're going to try to pass it off to someone else. Who's property were you on when you did this? Do they have insurance? What is their policy cover? Was Ben Roth driving by down the road when you happened to fall? Did you happen to shop at Walmart that day? Let's go after him. Yeah, it's kind of your coffee too hot. So if our retirement account is a C-men retirement account, we name everything that's for the future is a C-men. This is all C-boys stuff, but current. So how do we, how do we put the life insurance? I was thinking about this while I was driving. I was like, how do we put the C-men life insurance? But like, how do you know? Like, I think you should do it. I think you should do it like name it as if we're older. Yeah, because then that's just better. Even older. I mean, this is just better luck. Like when C-boys are 105 years old life insurance policy. Yeah, you know, you know, like we're going to be. This is something we technically don't want to ever have to use. Exactly. It's just like avalanche equipment. Like how we name our hard drives, like back in the day, we were naming them like millions because we're trying to get a million views. And then we started billions trying to get a billion. My favorite name is still the Banger Bank. Banger Bank is great. Viral vault. Like you name them. Beef squash. We got a little, a little off track on that one. We got a little beef squash. We have one of my hard drives is named beef squash. Yeah, but we were going through like a reconciliation phase of our life where we were trying to like put out fires. I think that's probably when we were trying to be friends with Jake. Yeah. All right. We got squash all the beef. What video is that on? Oh, maybe beef squash. Oh shit. What arrow of sea boys was beef squash? You could almost accredited that. What video? Okay. So that's going to be in viral vault. No, that can tell you beef squash was actually 2019. Yeah. It was around 2019 and the beef squash actually came from because we had beef with laryntice. I mean, we actually started it to be fair. We kind of did him dirty. He was at hey days doing his meet and greet and we were just like kind of new to the game back then. We were new to the game and we had Murph Tupperware. That guy, is he still on jail or where's he at now? I think he's rehab. That was kind to your point at the beginning of us in Cormac. We didn't interact with a lot of other personalities. Yeah, we didn't really understand people in general. Yeah. How to do it respectfully. Like I'd be, I can understand why he wouldn't like us. He was there doing his thing and we just basically pulled up with Murph Tupperware who the shirt off like a stupid helmet on and he starts like, hey, you want a shot going to be here and he's just like, no. And we're like, what the fuck? Like, that's what you do. You don't want a shot going to be here and he's just like, no, I'm good. It was probably kind of happening. I didn't want it. Yeah, it literally was. It was like, you know, he's also doing like a meet and greet. Yeah, I was working and I'm sure every other person probably asking me is like, dude, like if I start everyone's going to want me to do, I mean, be plastered in 10 people. Yeah. That was during the time where I think I've caught wind that he was feeling like a zoo animal. People are poking the monkey because everyone's just like, fucking send it. He's like, just, he's literally like in people's eyes a fictional character. Do you think he created like send it full send? Just gonna send it. I mean, he's the one first person I have to say it. I think so, honestly. Like that's pretty crazy legendary that he created still going to send it in a way full send. It was it was like everyone was saying it back then. Yeah, and then full send kind of came around from the trend of saying it. But yeah. So anyways, he didn't really like us after that. And we he turned down the shotgun beer. We walk away with Murph Tupperware. Murph Tupper was like, fuck deck. The deck like we we all like, yeah, screw that guy. What the fuck? Like we start talking kind of crap on him. And then for some reason, he was in Fargo. He like had showed up to Fargo. And he was like, hitting the bars. And I thought this was pretty lame. Like the bar people that owned them because like, we around that time, we were always running around the downtown Fargo scenes. But like Larry and Tyres was there. And he was like, fuck the sea boys. And like, they were all laughing with them and stuff. And like, like encouraging it. And I was like, what the fuck? So then we really had, then we were like, really had it for this guy. And then I think for like a title and thumbnail, well, then he was in DL doing the snowman thing. And we like basically rolled up on him again. And like we did it where hey, we want to make a man's we want to. And then he accepted and then a bush. We titled, we titled who squashed the beef with Larry and Tyres. Wait, can we please find the clip, the very short clip of Ken going, we squashed the beef. Yeah, he starts like, we squashed the beef. I remember I was so sick that day, but Larry and Tyres was there. Like I was like, heavy flu. And I was like, fuck it. All right, we got to go. So it's freezing cold. And then I shot on this beer. I'm just like super sick with them and stumbling around on the lake. Yeah, Larry and Tyres, he just, he just didn't want to be famous. He didn't, he didn't want to be famous. Just wanted to send it from what I heard is like his, his brother was kind of like the mastermind. Yeah, it's driving factor. He was kind of like, let's make the videos. Let's, he was filming it and all that. He was kind of just, you know, fucking around joking around. But I'm sure he was just like screw this. Every time I show up to a show, I got to hit a massive jump on this old ass sled. Like he would crash like, pretty much every time. Dude, he was crashing fucking hard. His sled would explode up on. Like, like even if he, if he hit it perfect, the sled was going to explode either. Yeah, they weren't really successful jumps. They were like a frickin pile that he would just. Yeah, it was a tough, but I remember hearing from like people around him. Like he was like, I mean, Larry and Tyson were super famous. Like, that was back when Dan Bilzerian was like at his peak and having these crazy parties. Like, Dan Bilzerian was inviting him out to like come to his L.A. house to do parties and stuff. And this guy didn't want to go. Lair is like, fuck it. I'm not going. Which honestly, we can kind of relate to as we were talking about that at the beginning. But yeah, dude, he was a big deal. And we were these small, literally idiot disrespect. So I could understand why he wouldn't like us, but we squash the beef. And that's why one of our hard drives is called beef squash. That's a great story, CJ. I'll play very doing well. I do too, dude. I do too. He's actually a really good motocross rider from what I had to have some talent to do. He put anyone on a piece of shit sled and tell him to hit a huge jump. Like it's not going to go well, you know, you know, who that guy reminds me of is evil carnival. So like people used to go and watch evil carnival, hit jumps to like be successful, make the jump do this huge feat. And then they started watching him hit jumps to see his crash. And then the crash became more entertaining than the actual like feet of whatever he was trying to successfully do. And we met somebody last week that new evil carnival. Yeah, family knew he was really well. Yeah, it was so interesting. Like I just look at evil carnival as like a fictional character. Yeah, I was just about to say that Larry is in the same genre as evil carnival because although he may not land all of his jumps, nobody else is trying to do that. Well, there were stunts. There's a stunts dude. He was going huge on those old slides. Oh, yeah. Way bigger than those things should. Yeah, kind of ran up sidebar, but my friend Grant is in Vegas for F1. And he was standing next to the blue man group. Yeah, it's all that I responded. And I was thinking about how fucking weird it would be to be the blue man group. Yeah, you can't before bald guys not painted blue because people are going to be like, you guys look like the blue man group, even though you're not blue. But then you go out and you're blue and you can't talk. And you can't talk bright fucking blue. Like everybody's going to know who you are, but you're this fictional character. People are going to take pictures. It is strange. And there could be good. I think there's been a bunch of different guys apart of the blue man group. Like it's kind of just been like a rotation. But like how crazy is that? What's better than banging on drums and being in sync of weird, yeah, acting weird. Well, what if we just shaved our heads and painted our entire body's blue? Oh, what if we didn't speak to anybody? That's how I was thinking they're watching F1 and they have the four of them have to stand there completely silent. But they can't even talk to each other. I would explain that to you. What is that? What is that? What is that? What do you mean? What do you think could do that? I don't know anyone that could do that. Ken could maybe do it. Not for that long. Honestly, I'd have to get some big. You get some drinks. It can't be like just chatty. Blue. Oh, fuck. The big blue is at the bar chat. No. Their manager is like, damn it. Everyone else is this high. So why are you all blue? Oh, I'm not supposed to talk. Oh, damn it. I mean, Mark could do it. Our friend Mark could do it. Yeah, he could do it. He's probably the only guy I know that could actually do it though. The craziest blue group. Here we go. Mark, Tony. Who else? Your Tony? Yeah. Well, Tony. I know. I know. I know. I know. I would love to see Dave in there. Obviously, I know he can't shut the fuck out. Dave would explode. Dave would actually explode. Jake's dad really looks good in blue. The blue paint would like drip off of Dave. They get painted with and do you think they get painted every single day here? Do they go to bed like that if they're like rocking back-to-back shows like his bag It's not a lot. They have a bunch of shows every week the thing is is I was gonna say there is the benefit of like you have complete Emnity like people won't know you when you go like compared to like you know a super famous person I really anyone with some like if you go into a high-popular area You're gonna get pictures you're gonna have to talk to people or whatever. It's like Marshmallow I guess people know kind of who Marshmallow is now But uh the DJ Marshmallow. He's one of the biggest DJs in the world went. I don't know how long without doing like a face unveil of Like five years. Yeah, long time. He was just also cool like he originally I believe started out as the proof like a DJ he was calm and then he's just like I'm gonna rebrand Helmet on now lots of DJs do it And then all of a sudden he's just massive and he has an anonymity or whatever the anonymity anonymity See an enemy. Oh, he only went two years without revealing him. I wrote a dream. There's like a streamer dream Or he's a yeah minecraft. I think he's youtuber. Hey, he showed his face. He did a face reveal. How long did he go without it though? There's over a hundred blue men by the way. Oh wow a lot of blue men. Do they all kind of look the same? I feel like they all look the same like big white eyes like so it's it's actually Kind of funny the creators of blue men group dream meant for about three years three years of pretty long time Not sure face these are the blue men group like they have hair except for the one guy They kind of just base it off the middle guy. I'm assuming it's just like a bald cap They put on and then just a ton of face paint They just have like a bathtub that's just like cover a blue paint. They just like blop in it and then get out I'm picturing them those first three guys painting up and then the two guys with hair like yeah bald is the move Blue the thing is that is like Realistically who would give a fuck about three just normal looking white dudes banging on some drums a good pain on blue Amazing branding your blue man group. You never forget about them I remember when I was a kid and I found out about the blue man group. They were it's kind of generation of Argo Dom I was like when did the blue man group start like think we're clearly they're recruiting new ones are not all the same So they can probably do this for as long as people are entertained by it 1987 holy 80s baby man. They've been blue in themselves for a long time. What is the blue paint that they paint themselves with like How is it like sweat resistant like it's crack resistant like Ron you're like your lips You think like it's okay. They're not talking. But it's true It's not something about the insane clown posse You know they always had their faces painted that like their faces look young because It was covered from the sun. Yeah, I think I saw it on a podcast So I would think the exact opposite they've lived pretty hard like no like the chemicals on your face like you think that would but yeah There's two two sides to it. I see what you're saying sure We could look it up, but like it has gotten so good. I have no idea what's in it I just like watch this video of this guy's covered his entire torso's covered in tattoos And then they like paint them over with literally a primer and then they like paint them over again with skin color And then they like blushing all the like the shadowing all the derivative is tattoos and it looks so real And like imagine you sweat on set and all that. Yeah. You know what I bet they do is I bet they just do like a spray on the blue guys It says it's like a grease or cream based theatrical makeup paint and then it plus a bald cap to You know who's face reveal I think a lot of people in our genre of content are looking for Sorry Like he's gone. I don't know how you know two years or so longer than that He's been around and he's just really but it's just cool like he'll go to do these like Let's say he's doing like a photo shoot for a glove brand or a goggle brand or something And he just keeps his helmet on the whole time like yeah, I think at this point. It's just like recognizable well for sure But also like he still is hiding his face. I want to do a pod with him, but I'm wondering how we get the mic Yeah, be cool. I saw this tic-tac the other day that It was Saronster and Evan together like in the same frame and it just said I like both these guys even though they babe I don't know I guess he should consider changing because his life insurance policy if he were to get one would be Astronomical. Yeah, we gotta talk about that thing right there You guys get into fortnight you guys are like 10 years late. Oh Jacob Ryan you're almost 30 years old Stop this stop this my girlfriend you're at your dad's house. Ed is a tough look at your Yeah, Jason man. He plays Tarkov. Yeah At your work you got to couch at your work. No, well, dude at least him in my own That's the equivalent of just like living in your mom's basement in 400 Oh, my dad's upstairs My credit card attached my live account like got replaced with my my payment failed on there And I got emails that I needed to update my payment or my subscription was gonna be canceled and I was just I just let it cancel I haven't turned my Xbox on like My Xbox is like sitting in the corner the the basement for like two years I paid the next box in six years to this week dude I was on a big guy is from gaming to from probably like 2016 to last November, but honestly, it's just nice It's something to do when you're at home. I love it. We're gonna be out of the same conversation for the next 10 years The CJ take a hide it On those CJ you said that you've been gaming at home, but I walked in on you in your office and you were playing fortnight on your little Nintendo Yeah, so the 10 is that it's a Xbox rogue ally X so it's due to such a sicko keep in mind that the video was just rendering So like if we're in the middle of an edit all right, it's an 12 minute X no, no 12 minute X for 35 minutes and it's it's exporting to CJ I guess I Well the thing is I can't do anything else on my computer because when it's exporting out It's just like yeah, and I'm it's an hour long video that takes forever to export so you can't touch it So I'm sitting here. I'm like okay, so I could scroll on my phone or I could rip some fortnight or call duty whatever But it's portable Xbox you know, he was like kind of like Embarrassed when I walk in and you know, I walk in expecting him to be like ripping out the video I knew is exporting out and he's like the video is exporting right now Like I just caught him, caught him freaking watch him for orders. Yeah, no, I did it did feel wrong I was like, but what the what else am I gonna do right now, you know, and honestly just a quick who's gonna tell me? I can't yeah, I did think about that. I go I think I can do whatever I want so I started I walk is CJ What are you doing if it feels wrong bro, it's probably wrong what stay gaming maybe I should tell you about what so this summer There's this kid that works at the golf course. He's a major C-boys fan. He's a really nice kid and uh, let's say I'd be playing By myself a nine hole or I'm playing 18 holes. I'd be going past. He'd like be getting off work Hey, could I hop on the last nine with you? Do you mind? I'm like yeah sure, you know, and it was fun because he is such a big C-boys fan and Like questions. No, he would be asking me questions, but then I would almost be asking him and like also He's just a good talker. He likes talking so he'd be kind of like, yeah, you know that bit. I I didn't really like that that much Oh really why why did you think about it? Oh, no, but I like this one so I'm kind of like gauging interest, you know And he's being pretty transparent about it. He's got his ear to the ground. Yeah, he's got he's fully got his you've met him He's a nice kid really nice kid. He's smart, but the one thing I'll say about him is he comes from a really good family like which is great But you can tell he's just like he's still innocent. He like hasn't been exposed to real life or anything like that But he's just so nice like I feel like when I'm talking with him I'm trying to be you know just good or whatever so anyways, I don't know Really win or how but I must have gave him my phone number like I'm sure I was 18th whole I've had enough to drink Maybe I don't know so he had my phone number and Well, I don't know so anyways. He text me. He's like, hey, you want to hop on Xbox? I was like, you know, I am playing call to you. Yeah, sure. So I add is is we added to his gamer tags And I'm sitting there playing with this kid online, right? So we're on the headset. We're on the headset We're talking and basically immediately when I got in the lobby going back to what you said about does it feel wrong? It probably is I go man Imagine if this kid's mom comes down and goes, who are you playing with? Oh, I'm playing with this 29 year old man He's like he's like I don't know 15 or 16. I'm just like what the fuck is wrong with me? But anyways, he's just a good kid. He's a cool kid. I like him. The last funny thing he told me because this was just the other day So the the video with Mike's junk tame dropped he was saying that he started watching it when he was in the car with his mom, right? And Dalton's edit came on with like the most aggressive song ever and his mom was like, what are you? What are you watching? He's like, oh see boys and then he but he was like, yeah, I didn't really like that song that much of my mom didn't like it It was just funny. It was really funny. It was so aggressive. He uh, so he made this edit for the giveaway vehicles and he sent it in our our group chat as we just played the song for basically like for approval of like not even approval He was just like he was the editor it was done. It's done. Yeah - Yeah, beat. - It was like that. - And I just text back and I go, we should probably use a less aggressive song. And that's, I'm an editor, so I know what goes into having to re-edit something. Pain in the ass, last thing you wanna hear, but I was like, bro, this is so aggressive. We can't thank goodness. - We can't put this at the beginning of a YouTube video. - I mean, thank goodness there was a clean version. - There was a clean version. - No, it wasn't. - He just literally just needed to pick some of the, but I was like, there might be too many, there might be too many like vulgar words in this song that it's gonna sound weird when you people out, 'cause then it's like when you listen to like a radio edition song of like a lot of badass pussy, like that song. - And yeah, it's like. - Let's just listen to this. - Yeah, there's no words. - Let's just listen to this one line. ♪ All that made money ♪ ♪ That's all my teams on it ♪ ♪ I'm popping out and blowing money ♪ ♪ Like I bring money ♪ ♪ I fucked a good off the hunt ♪ ♪ And now she won't find it ♪ - Jesus, dude, when I heard-- - It's an edit layer, and now she won you a hot money. I'm like, and this is the hardest edit ever. But I'm like, bro, this is like the two most basic cars we've ever given away. We just put in our hardest songs ever. Not saying they're basic, but like we've given way like, you know, built GTRs, Lamborghin's, R8s, and then it's like a Yukon. - And then it's not good for my song, yeah. - They haven't had a single thing done to them yet. - But yeah, I will say though, I will say that it was lit. - I like the song, but I agree initially when I heard I go, oh man, it's not a kids show what we're making, but there is families in like-- - Yeah, you know, staying in the pocket. - Faying her so good that now she walks funny, it's just-- - She should've listened to it in her Malibu. - It's just, you know what she does, right? - Yeah, I'm actually like, vibrating. - And then she opens up the door and it's still playing until she's just looking through and that's the line that you're hearing. - That's the line you hear. - It was funny though, I actually laughed pretty hard and he's like, yeah, that's song, dude, I don't know about that. - I didn't really like that song, 'cause like he's just like, you know, like he doesn't talk like that, he doesn't swear, he's not, he's just a good kid. - We ask Ken how much money it would cost for him to make that. I fucked her, I fucked her good, not she walked funny as his Instagram caption. - Oh my God. - It Ken is like, no amount of money and Dalton comes in and he goes, I'll do it for free. And we go, no shit, you would do it for free. - That would just be a normal caption for him, but we're like, don't, that's, maybe you shouldn't do that for free. - I think he was down to do it for like a hundred if he had a wife beat her on. - Gymnady in the gym. - And then that's his caption, I'm like, bro, I can't even hate him. - Dude, Ken, you should do it. You just post like a real hard picture of you looking good. - Yeah, that would be insane for the Kenmore. And I'd pay the hundred. - After so good, now she walked funny and it's just Ken and the gym just fucking, (laughing) looking like that. Dude, honestly, that pick would go hard and the comment, like, I guarantee you, that would probably be your highest. - Maybe when you're Vegas, take one of you like, dripped out. - We could maybe get you next to like some street performer and there's something and like, you could just be like, hey, could you just pretend like, or hang out? - I'll stack some picks of you at the high stakes. Ken's been loving that. I'll get you a chain, too, brother. - Yeah, let's go do a little bit of high stakes, Bacharot. We're going there pretty quick. So, it's just Ken's sitting at the table with like three chips next to him. - It's like 75 bucks. (laughing) - He's not even playing. He's playing like every certain amount of hands and there's like, sir, are you gonna play? He's like, oh, could I get one more drink? And you're like, no, you gotta be playing if you want the free drinks. So, we got friends giving tonight. Friends giving over at Mark's house. Mark's house, Jake, you coming? - I didn't even know, but yeah. - Jake, I think I'm going to have the invite until right now. - You got to come, all right. - You bringing Tia? - Yeah, I think she's here right now. - Perfect. - She's here? - Yeah. - We're going to lurking around. - You're going to a birthday after this. - Thank you. - You got a busy day. - You got any plaster chairs? - Not that kind of birthday kid and the kids like four. Who could actually bring up some plaster chairs and show them early? - Yeah. - That would be sick. - Maybe some kid sized ones. - How is your love life after the boxing video? - I mean, it's good, it's strong. - Good. - The TikTok college. - That's why I asked you to call it. - Yeah, we get a gig a lot of it. - Dude, I see it. I'm just like, I feel bad about it on this call. - I don't like it. - Dude, it's TikTok though. Like no one really goes on that. - Your TikTok name's pretty fine. - I know, but she also didn't like volunteer for it. - No, but, which is what I don't like. - It's just the baggage that comes with it, you know? - Unfortunately, that is true. - Yeah. - That even if you're too very quarantined, you know the drama. - If she's able to like, I guess take those comments and just like not be phased by them, I think that's impressive. - Yeah. - No, I think it is. - What is it called? - I think it says a lot too. - And also, you know, she made you eat a tomato on her TikTok. - That was disgusting. - Yeah, it wasn't that impressive, but it was funny. - So I have to pie in your face. - That was pretty good. - Yeah. - That, she just got a bullying. - Yeah, I was like, what are you doing right now? - That's the dynamic. - You got a box and glove. - All right, today we're gonna come in and do the rocky bebo on Jay's. - There's the water fucking up. - Do you like Jackass? - Do you shake out? - Yes. - Honestly, could be a solid like a series on her TikTok, just beating the absolute shit out of me. - People probably love to say it. - Oh, man. I love when we were looking up less speakers for the auction. And like, I got the speakers hooked up. I'm like, gosh, we gotta do karaoke. And then I take a snap of me singing "Many Men" by 50 Cent. Put it on TikTok and it wins. - It will. - Yeah, I got like a million views. That was happy. I'm like, TikTok is doing it's thing, stupid video. - So yeah, we got friends giving tonight. And friends giving has been like traditionally. It's gotten a little bit more tame, but for like a couple of years in a row, it was like, all right, friends giving is coming up. Are we stocked up on plastic chairs? How many tables do we have? Like, who's bringing food? Is anybody gonna be mad when the, when the nobody eats a single bit of the food and it just ends up in a food fight? Like it was basically like our 1 million subscriber, 5 million subscriber parties, but it was just us. I don't think we filmed it. - We were just breaking everything inside. - It was like 2018 through maybe like 2020. - Well, 'cause when we were at the original shop and it was like when we were fresh out of white chairs, we just were like, well, that's fine. We'll just break the other furniture. - Yeah, we're breaking raffles chairs, we're breaking desks. - We're breaking houses. - I have videos of CJ borderline naked just holding a chair above his head going, I'm gonna do it. (laughing) - That was nice chair. I've never seen a video of a medal. - I've given her something. - One of our lounge chairs or something. - Probably. - Yeah, everyone was getting into it. - We don't get quite that crazy anymore at them. - It's changed a little bit. - Did I hear we do it tonight at Mark's? - Yeah, when Mark volunteers here. - We just fuck up his house. - All right, thanks for having us, Mark, see ya. - So you guys have to be. - Let's go, look around. - Did I hear we're doing white elephant gifts? - Whose idea was that you hear? I hope you have one. - I don't have one. - I don't have one either. - Just go somewhere and buy one. - That's hard to buy and shrink it. - Ken has a little bit of defense because he doesn't have his girlfriend telling him to get a white elephant. - That's true. - Oh, my girlfriend, or my fiance, has been telling me to get a white elephant gift. - You just don't listen. - That's the problem. - You should just wrap that mini van. I got sprayed with hot dogs up and just pull it out. - $30 maximum. - So here was my idea, actually. - My proposal. - Okay. - None of you guys need anything. I don't need to buy any of you guys gifts, right? - What a cheap state. - I got you guys. - I need things. - Okay, all right. - The white elephant gift is something you don't need but is funny. - All right, so what if everybody had to just bring one thing from their house that they already owned and it was like trading? - I like that. - I like that. - Yeah. - Change up, man. - I like that. - I think people are gonna like my gift. - I gotta agree. - I shouldn't say I did that. - I don't know, you guys put this much work in you. - No, I didn't know I was gonna fed you by this. - I went to the largest store in the state, Costco like an hour. - Alex put together a list of five things and asked which one do I want to give and I said that one. - How the hell do you guys have time for this shit? - Well, I wanted the same thing about Fortnite. - I was busy gaming. - They gaming. - I wanted me to get a candle. - Just gonna blow her out here. I just wanted me to get a candle. And I was like, I'm not buying a fucking candle. - Someone's gonna take this and throw it away, yeah. - No. - Is it for funniness? - Are these gifts funny? - It's better when they're fun. - I'm gonna get for real, the guys are doing it. - He's like, "You have $200 bucks." - No, it's a dirt. - I'm not gonna say that. - People would like that though, then people would actually want your gift. - I went to one lot. - It's a great point. - The one I went to last year, somebody got a giant blowup joint. It was hilarious. - What kind of party are you going to, guys? - Yeah, look at that, party. - And this is why you couldn't make last year? - No, that was a different party. - Get in the show. - Get in the show, get in the show, get in the show. - I offered a big joint. - I don't have two to go to in one night. - Well, we see what our priority is for Ken. Number two, if there's one. - The one I went to last year, it was earlier in the day, and I just had too many drinks, and I'm like, I'm not driving 30 minutes into town to get a friend's gift. - I wonder how. - I had too many drinks. Ken, you could have consciously made the decision to stop drinking. - Yeah, you could have just been like, "Oh, I got this other. " - I thought about that. - And then there was a couple of rounds of shots, and I was like, "Oh, that was old Ken." - That was old Ken. - Okay, so I gotta go get a gift after this. - I thought you were gonna say we should all put $30 into a live gambling pot. - What if I, what if that was my gift? - Yeah, you did one, you guys. - Want to hand a black check? - $100 of entertainment. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I think that, no, no, no, no, no. - It should be $30, and it's going to be a black check hand. - Yeah. and they're a limit on these gifts. Are you guys in a group chat that I'm not it's where are we seeing this? I like the blackjack. All right, okay, so so $30 let's take it and then so if it hits the upside is you let it roll into another hand. But like any of the winnings you have to send to that person and any of the opposite losses is just done but yeah. All right, let's get to sick. See, you guys keep piping up your guests, people are going to like lose their mind. I want my gift. I want to be fights over mine. I think I think you're going to want my gift then. Yeah, no, I mean it's going to cause a rift. How much was it? How much was it Alex? 35 bucks. Okay, I went over budget, dude. I was you got to bring a gift, dude, I was thinking I'm just going to bring this statue that everybody want that. Jake, you could just bring a pair of sunglasses and be locked in. No, I already know what my gift is. I literally just thought of it. I'm going to go get it right after this. It's going to be awesome. Okay. Yeah. When I buy one for myself, too, actually. That's kind of what I did. Well, this is just, you can't know. I'm not telling you, you sound like Sydney whenever I, like, you got a getter, like, you know, like, oh, yeah. Have you, you got my Christmas list? Oh, no, I already got your gift. What is it? So long. I ain't telling you. Tell us my guy. The people want to know, too. No. I should say it's actually Sydney's gift that I bought two of one for me, one for her to give away. Nice. Very nice. Yeah. I'm excited. White elephant's cheesy, but it's fun. Wait. So the couple had, I have to buy two gifts if Greta hasn't got one, too. Well, if you cover her financials, then technically you buy two, but otherwise she's on her own. Well, shit, being that she told me to go and get the gift, it sounds like I'm responsible for both. You should, yeah, you should find out if she got one. I don't think she did. Okay. Oh, my God. You could just get like wine or scratch off. No, I'm not getting wine or scratch off after hearing these guys hype up there. It's gonna be my gift. No, it's not. Honestly, don't even worry about it, dude, like with, like this is crazy. No, I bet. Honestly, just don't even come. Yeah. I don't care. Or gifts for us. Hand me that quick. You want to try it? You want to rip a game right now? Yeah. No, no, no. You only need to turn it on. You don't come. Just play with this for a while. Just sit home. That's the last thing he needs to do is do his so bad at gaming, so bad at gaming. Speaking of which, I played with Ben. He's terrible. Yeah, I know. He's so bad. He got a next box at the same time as me and literally played one game and fucking was like, all right, this isn't for him. I've never seen someone not get you just decide that for me. I've never seen someone not get a kill of me. I've never seen, he's like, I'm loving this. I'm looking at him. He's like, oh, in 74. Yeah, I'm glad you're good at doing all this stuff. For example, and for now, you got your group before and Ben will hit you with the classic, where are you guys? The three dots are over here and he's over here. Dude, I'm just not good at video games. Well, anything else? Jake, you've been cold plunging? Yeah, I did one this morning. I actually stole one of your guys a sweatshirt because I was like, freaking out over here. It makes you super cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that you do it kind of just for cloud. Like you don't even do it in the summer when it's in the thing. You just do it in the lake. It's a little cold. It's a snapchat. You want to know something crazy when I was down there? Two people rolled up and took pictures and they're like, my buddy's at the bar were telling me about you. You're there. Yeah. Dude, can you drive in and go pass the guy that always is sitting in the lake? Yeah, we saw him. That was awesome. I mean, it is cool that you do it in the winter. My favorite thing is how long you go for like a minute or two, I'm like 10 minutes or no way. It's like mind blowing. They just sit there and watch you. I love it. You text in the group chat and you won't want to hit a cold plunge today. Ben, nope. Exclamation point. We all laugh. You got bonus points in the group chat today when you get that many ha ha's on a single text. I'm like, yeah, that's that's a win right there for that guy. Yeah, you got ratio. I'd come Jake, but I already ripped on. No, that's good, dude. I always just send the invite. Appreciate it. I'll join you here one of these days. Yeah. But you guys new shades look sick. Yeah, they do. Oh, yeah. New bombs drop. Yeah, somewhere. Do you got them? Yeah. Oh, there's. I saw those. It was like, damn, I wish it made no less. They are sick. They're so sick. The red ones just came in like at the end of the day and Friday. So how many do we have four? Not three. We got a ton of good stuff on the website right now for the holiday season. And all that gets you entered for our double Denali giveaway. He's in hers giveaway. So go to seeboystv.com. Find yourself some. Find a family member, a friend something. There's tons of good stuff and you might just win our Denali giveaway. So it's sick. I got to I got to commend you guys. This drop is freaking sick. I need to come over and come close. It's absolute. It is a sweet drop, you guys. Absolutely. And if you haven't already, go to bums.com. Get yourself some new shades. Bums. I will. Bums. I will. And yeah. Sounds great to me. Thank you, guys. See you friends giving. Peace. See you tonight. No, no, no, no.