Ken on Being The Bachelor, CJ REMOVED from His Inheritance, & Ryans A Psycho

Jack wrapping his Tesla in Lightning McQueen is the equivalent of me getting a bowl cut. Would you do The Bachelor again? A Bachelor that's actually here for love. How do you feel about it? I feel awful about it because I know there's going to be some other kind of twist that gets thrown into it. How can I get out of having to perform? Maybe, what if I blow up my Corvette? Was there something else we wanted to talk to Jack about? There is. It wasn't looking good for you, Jack. Did you guys hear Mike Kelvin's story last night? Well, I mean, is it kosher to share on the pod? Kelvin, your cousin? We were in a different area code. Ben's birthday last night. I thought the same thing. The one thing I love about getting together on a birthday is the congregation of it. But when you're at a table as long as we were at. Are we live right now? Are we live? Don't be a noob, bro. When we start talking, we're typically live. But yeah, we were pretty far down the table from you. So maybe you want to wait for your cousin Kelvin to get back here. I don't know. I don't know if he wants to hear this story again. I kind of ruined his night by telling him. He's on the shitter now, so. You can tell it quick before he gets here. Let her rip. Long story short, my grandpa, who is getting older, not Grandpa Ron, other grandpa, he's looking at his will or something. I don't know the context of it, but for some reason, he put CJ on his will as Kelvin, which is CJ's biological, CJ James, his legal name. Nobody ever calls him Kelvin since he was born. I don't think he. He's just always gone by CJ, right? I wonder if he was ever Kelvin when he got in trouble. Yeah, like. Well, my grandpa looking at his will was like, who the hell is Kelvin? And he made some calls and got Kelvin taken off. So CJ got removed from the will? Yeah. Holy shit. Damn. I wonder what he did to deserve that. Well, it was a miscommunication from the sounds of it. He changed his name, apparently. Well, no. And then my grandpa was telling this to Jeff, CJ's dad. Dad. Yeah. And he was like, that's CJ. He's like, oh. Oh, he's fine. Yeah. He's like, well, it was a lot of work to get him off. So we'll figure that out later. Oh, shit. I told CJ this last night, and I think I kind of ruined his night. Are you on the will? I think I was kicked off, too. He was like, who the hell is Benjamin? For other reasons. Well, if Kelvin's getting the boot, well, if I'm going through all this work of kicking people off. He removes everyone from the will except for, I don't know, who got to stay. Actually, I think everyone but CJ and everyone but CJ and you. By the sounds of it, I'd be bummed. But don't you guys get something right that he's been telling you guys for a bunch of bunch of years? His parrot or something? His animals? Yeah. Rip, actually. Oh, yeah. So my grandpa was the one that had the house fire three years ago at this point. His house burnt down, and in his house, he had a parrot, Rip Mango. Mango was his name. But parrots live to 100 years old. Very long time. And Mango was like 45 years old. Oh, shit. So he was just getting started. Mango had a lot of life left. And the joke in the family was always, if grandpa passes away, who gets Mango? And everyone was in agreeance that it only made sense that CJ and I would get Mango. Yeah. Shared custody. I don't know if Mango is going to be a shop pet or what. And so the issue. The issue with it is Mango was kind of a douche. Yeah. Wasn't he kind of a dick? Wasn't he a biter? He was a biter, and he had a mouth on him. Oh, he would have got along well here, actually. But he held his own. He'd walk in, and he'd be like, hello, motherfucker. Really? Yeah. What? How do you teach a parrot? I guess parrots learn how to swear just as easy as normal. Nikki's mom has two parrots, and they're actually moving. So I'm currently inheriting a parrot. Oh, wow. Parrot. Whoa. Parrot. Hey. Wow. And how do you feel about that? Oh, I'm thrilled. I bet. All right. Well, that's good, Ev. I bet. What's your parrot's name? Oh. He doesn't even know. I should know. So actually, we are getting the cool one. They have two. One's like a green one. It's a little smaller. That one's pretty chill. I'll actually let him run around on me. He'll sit on my hat and hang out. And then the other one only likes Nikki, Nikki's mom, Nikki's sister. Other than that, he'll just bite you. And it hurts. I mean. He's like twice the size. I don't know. Yep. That's how Mango was. He wasn't. Mango wasn't. No, Mango was green and orange. But he wasn't allowed out of the cage. Really? Yeah. He was. He'd walk around. He had his. Oh, maybe. Maybe just when people weren't. Not when guests were around. It's like a bad dog that you put in the garage. Sorry to hear about the will. Oh, you guys talked about that? Yeah. I did. I told them. Because they were on the other end of the table. They didn't hear the story. Yeah, shoot. I missed it. How do you feel about being removed from the will? I can't be good. It's kind of funny. I can see why people think it's funny. Yeah, it does feel kind of weird because it's like everyone else is getting something and I guess I'm not. I don't know. I don't know if I am either. I think I was kind of roped in with you. He started making calls and he was like, well, if I'm kicking one off, I'm kicking them both. I guess I picture you guys like you don't want to be too pushy about it. Like, hey, I hope it was just a mistake. We'd love to get back on. But if you're too pushy. Nah, what's done is done. I just want him to do whatever he wants to do. I don't really care. I mean, it's his money. I think he can do whatever he wants with it. If he wants to light it on fire, do it, dude. It's your money. You earned it. I don't deserve anything. You know, like, I mean, that's the truth. No one's entitled to anything. So it's true. And so that's how we got on the subject of mango is that he was thinking about getting another bird. He did get another bird. Apparently. Yeah. And this was this was news as of pretty recently. So, yeah, I don't know where that one's going. If it needs to be relocated one day, but we could build like a really. Really big cage in here. And then if Evan's bad, we could lock him up in the cage. That's not a bad idea. Between their beaks and their claws, they can cause some damage. Yeah, they can. I've seen many, many bloody fingers from these birds. Are they stinky? I don't think they smell good. Are they loud? Yes. Very loud. I would say they smell as much as a normal bird. Years ago, for some reason, I had a couple of parakeets living in my house. Also incredibly stinky. You have a zoo? I had snake. None of these animals. I had snake. Were ever me. It was always who was living at my house was deciding it was good to have. One had a snake and then we had some parakeets there. But I'd compare them all to like rabbits, hamsters, birds. They all kind of have that same stank. You know what doesn't stink is snakes. Yeah, you're right. They don't. They don't really stink. I was surprised by that when I was holding the one that you had brought here for that video bit. The snake itself, I feel you. It didn't stink, dude. But I feel like overall its habitat, again, it's not going to smell good. It probably does get stinky, yeah. But after that, I was low-key like it'd be kind of cool having a snake. It would eventually kind of wear off on me, so I don't want to get one. But more so the shock factor. I like the idea of like you come to my house and I have a six, seven-foot boa constrictor. Yeah, it would definitely have shock factor to it. A free roam boa constrictor? Not free roam, but like that's the thing. I just would feel bad keeping them in a little container. Like what kind of life is that? I think you should do it. Just buy it. Ken and I think you should hang my samurai sword on your wall, but I guess we both have two different opinions. It's getting hung tomorrow. Okay. Well, I went over to Ken's house this weekend, and samurai sword was in the box. In the closet. Tucked away on the top shelf. He did pull it out to show the guests, which was cool, I thought. That's how I found out it was in the closet. Did you cut anything with it, like meat and cheeses? No, no, just took it out, swung it around a little bit, and then put it back. As you do. As all good samurai owners do. Yeah, so I had a birthday party last night, and we all went out to dinner. Thanks for coming, boys. Appreciate that. You're welcome. But at the end of the dinner, I look at the end of the table, and desserts are coming out. And Spenny got a massive cake. That's what I wanted. At first, I got the cake, and everybody's like, oh, banana cake. Oh, that's kind of whack. Well, no, no. Everybody was hating on it. You said, you were sitting there next to Evan. You're like, I'm looking for a banana cream pie. And then you go, and you go. No, I think he just said cream. And you go, does that come with nuts as well? Like, he's asking the waitress this. And Evan goes, I got that back at the shop for you, Spenny. And I was like. Childish. So then, you know, Spenny orders that. And then I'm sitting there. I'm going back and forth between that and this chocolate peanut butter one. My cake comes out, and CJ's eyes just light up. I'm talking about. Mike, he's locked in on this thing, coming all the way to the table. CJ is a man that has. Immediate buyer's remorse. Well, on everything he purchases, right? So he gets the chocolate cake. As soon as he says, I'll take the chocolate cake. Oh, fuck. I should have got the banana cream. You guys are jumping ahead. If you wouldn't have jumped ahead. Before I ordered, I asked the waitress. I go, which one should I get? The chocolate peanut butter one or this banana? I want to know, is this like more chocolatey than peanut buttery? Or is it like, because I like peanut butter, but I don't like things super chocolatey. Such an irony. I'm not an important buyer. And I was in the wrong for asking if mine had nuts on it. No, you're just saying that part. I can't explain that. What's the percentage? It's not about that. We were just cracking. Like, it's funny. You said banana cream pie, and then you ask her, but does it have nuts? You're asking for the full package, as in, you know, if you can use your imagination. But, yeah, so anyway, she talked me into getting this chocolate one. Told me about how peanut buttery it is. So I'm like, oh, I like peanut butter. But I was literally so close to getting what Spenny was going to get. Oh. So it comes out. Thing's just the darkest chocolate thing ever. Like, just a hint of peanut butter. I was just like, all right, well, this is. sucks and i'm looking over at spenny i'm looking over at spenny what i wanted and he's just looking happy as a clam took that away from you no nobody did how's that cake looking across the table too it looked amazing it's huge so i walk over i walk over i'm like before you came before you came spenny's already eyeing this up and me and ken are already getting 20s out trying to get spenny to house this cake with no hands thinking he's just gonna use use his face yeah which that that would be funny and that is where you kind of yeah so i come walking in i don't really know why you guys have money out and you're putting it down 20 how about 60 how about you know the money's stacking up on the table spenny's looking at this giant piece of cake and i go up to him i go spenny could i have a little bite because i want to find out what i missed out on i just want a little bite cj see some betting going on across the table sprints over there no not that way so i take a bite and then i'm walking away and spenny apparently turned down all the money and evan goes cj for a hundred dollars would you eat that with your hands i go absolutely i said no utensils which i messed up because what we really wanted to see is face plant in the plate but honestly what you did was about just as good so i said absolutely and and no one ever offers me more than 50 cents to do anything so i was like i'm taking up on this so i walked over grabbed that whole piece of cake and i'm like okay i'm gonna eat that with my hands and i'm like okay i'm gonna eat that with my hands and the nicest restaurant in the area and just started eating it right right there yeah it caused a scene well as soon as cj starts doing this i'm up filming it my flash is on and we're just dying laughing because at this point cj is like double fisting the piece of cake at the end of the table over top of my lap shoving his face a big ass it was a big ass piece of cake so shoving his face full of it and then it was it was pretty much like a spectacle to see if he could finish it which was a big ass piece of cake so i'm like okay i'm gonna eat that and then i'm like cj couldn't yeah couldn't do it and then he gave the money back i think i could have but yeah i did send it back to evan he paid when i was making a lot of progress he just paid me because he's like he's gonna do it and honestly i could have i was sitting there i was like god i'm gonna be sick i'm sick i just wanted a little bite and i was like ah here you go spenny i gave it back i was i was too far away at the end of the table but was there perchance a little bit of negative energy coming from the women no i don't think so some it sounded like some were not very happy about it not impressed with our they didn't like it they i didn't think it was that aggressive like that was hardly anything compared to what we normally do oh we're so i think it caught them off guard a little bit just felt really bad for spenny's cake getting deleted yeah and i did hear somebody for the scene i heard people down there saying is that really his whole cake and cj's just eating it what's he gonna do if he can't have it i was just like sitting there laughing i was like i don't care i'll order him a new one it'll be out in one minute it was eleven dollars and then i did offer to get him a new one and he was like i don't care i'll order him a new one and he was like no no i'm good and then i gave him the other half back and you ate it the half eaten slab that had fingerprints all over it and i did offer to give him one and then i paid for it anyways in the end i did love i loved evan's reaction when you caught it just a peripheral of cj using silver because at that point he had given up or across the table i was cutting it for mark i was giving it to him okay well he anyway he laid some utensil into it ben want me back right now send it back send it back send it back i'm looking at my phone and i'm like i'm a man of my word i'm gonna send him his hundred bucks and yeah in the time i look at my phone for 30 seconds set it down it said like venmo confirmed i look up and here he is going into it with a fork i was pretty upset here's the thing though like it was like almost not worth you paying me a hundred dollars over like i felt like it was very anticlimactic i didn't feel like i earned the hundred dollars so like i don't know i just didn't it wasn't like something i was proud about taking a hundred dollars off you so i was happy to whatever it was more so just to make get some laughs it was more so just to get some laughs from the boys which it did and uh it kind of spiced up the dinner made it a little bit funnier and more fun but uh just an entertainer yeah dude i think my my favorite part of the whole ordeal was as soon as you started eating it with your hands and evan watching in enjoyment he was so happy that someone took the deal he goes now this is good investing that's what he considers investing he's investing in a good time i go you calling this an investment makes a lot more sense of your financial situation i kind of thought maybe our antics and restaurants would speed up our time i figured that restaurants would want to get us out of there and make us skedaddle being we're causing the scene but fuck we were there for like four hours i know i'm so over eating out at restaurants because it takes so goddamn long it's all about your birthday dinner yeah but i'm happy to do whatever you want to do but goddamn we were there for four hours it was too long i don't know i had other plans and then i had to cancel those basically it's like the hell were you planning it was like i want to go home nine or 9 30 no it's just like it shouldn't have been that long it should be like two hours max at a restaurant but like some of these places need to speed it up problem is we're going places with like 20 people trying to accommodate for 20 is kind of an undertaking i was trying to go home and watch uh tv and shit before i got home and i was like i had to go to bed are you holding back on saying euphoria well euphoria and i'm watching the new hulk hogan doc on netflix pretty good or go play xbox i don't know just some other shit rather than instead of a restaurant anything other than celebrate ben's birthday we celebrate sorry bro i didn't know it was that bad your birthday is worth three hours max not four give it two and a half well just the man that we were looking to see what did i do now every time jack sits down he's like oh fuck you want to go so you guys would have already seen it at this point but uh tug of war yeah it wasn't looking good for you jack well i think we pulled it off i think we did exactly what we were supposed to do and uh you shouldn't have doubted my team the rope snapped the rope was not supposed to snap i was surprised by that that was the one thing i didn't expect that was crazy i walked away from that thing with an injury because of the rope did you hurt ken you hurt that's not that surprising ken's been hurt hurt more doing less he's got a skinned elbow right now he skinned his elbow and his ankle oh he has a small skin mark on his ankle as well honestly for valid reason but last night ken that dinner was rubbing his legs he goes oh so sore and i'm like assuming he hit leg day since he does that often he goes no from poland was it were you guys sore i wasn't i felt fine i was valid point though like every time that we were pulling a vehicle like i wasn't doing the pulling but you guys were you're pulling like as hard as you we did go down like a ton of bricks though when we were pulling in that rope snap it was like like everyone went down quick i didn't go down yeah that's because you were not holding on to the rope yes fanny was the first guy to be out of the prance off i didn't it wasn't even a prance i just the picture i knew it was going i knew the route was snapping and i was just out of there i wasn't trying to hang on to a breaking rope that was one of my favorite video bits we filmed in a long time just solely based off of how intriguing it was i had a lot of fun that was one of the most fun i've had filming for sure did the energy you just get you just get a hundred people that are stoked around it's just so fun having a bunch of people cheering and whatnot it was just fun to get a bunch of random people together yeah i feel like we could have like gone into town and like ransacked the village with a hundred people like you could move you could move some of the buildings in town pick them up and move them down a couple blocks flip a couple cars that's not a bad idea like the next time we have a hundred of our subscribers give or take some we should just do something that you could only do with you have a hundred people i think we should do a human chain from our shop to zorba's and then we like chinese fire drill a pizza right into my tummy or hand a beer down or something like that i think we use the same exact crew that i got the first time too because they were so successful yeah so when the people started showing up i guess for the people that haven't watched the video we many big men it took to stop uh varying different vehicles starting with a golf cart then a mini truck and then ryan z06 and then our drift truck the ford ranger the dually ford ranger and then mike's uh big ass ram truck and then ending with a bulldozer i love how it's now just known as mike's big ass truck well it's got the fucking like seven different syllables to it prospector arv or what yeah whatever mega so uh so anyway we had we had a hundred people come out and jack was responsible for getting the the people here and so we're casting so we're like okay make this post out thousands and thousands of people sign up for it so we got a huge list to go through right and it was pretty much just solely based off of how heavy these people were like if if they were going to be like strong enough guys pick the best yeah picking the best right to go hold back mike's big ass truck so in doing so we're like all right you know we got people's heightened weights and in ages and everything and and we're trying to put together like a list of big specimens of humans and uh we hit the intro and we walk up and start meeting the people showing up and the first person we met had a broken hand the second person we met was 14 years old and then the third person we met was a woman not anything against women we were just you're expecting the demo we're expecting linemen 180 pounds to 200 pound men you know someone at at minimum about 180 pounds full grown man you know that's what we were expecting which turns out we didn't even need but yeah we were a little worried at first we're thinking jack we wanted 100 full-grown men if you're going to cast women and children we're going to need 300 well people on the uh on the google sheet in my defense i'll pop it up on they lie dude they were all 180 to 250 they knew what to say all of them and they knew what to say 150 plus pounds and then uh also over 18 of course too and so a couple got i guess oh yeah and even keep in mind like 150 isn't you know i think that's a great place to start but like 150 isn't let's still like 12 pounds lighter than me no for sure not big at all you'd be surprised but like a lot of the people the majority were not even close to like 150 it was like 150 or less for the majority but yeah no i definitely should have done a little bit more but were you pretty worried a little bit right away because i was being honest like after you did that and i walked back outside i was like dang maybe ben's right like we got kind of a bunch of smaller crowd yeah smaller crowd but speaking they had strong will they did they did they came with heart and also like speaking of strong willed showing up with some heart there are some other fellas that lied in the best way possible and i don't want to encourage this but i'm asking where everyone's from they're obviously all from minnesota like pretty close and they're like we're from west virginia and i was like what yeah 13 hours away what and then flew here then there's also some people from canada and they said they were from closer and i just love the dedication they were like dude we said we were from your area we got picked we bought flights and it was the best decision ever like it was all positive like it was amazing and they actually didn't flake out like i can't even yeah but it was just funny like yeah they're like yep this is like we made it happen and we're so stoked but yeah they said they were from dl but for a lot of people that are like real diehard fans like just being able to show up here like like they'll book a flight go even if you're here for only a few hours like what an experience for them and we yeah we maybe don't think of it that way just because uh we're just kind of in this but uh right i think we're like we're constantly concerned it was like when we're talking about the event and how we're excited for octane fest that we wanted to be worth it for everyone if you travel across the country to meet us like i wanted to be worth it for you and sometimes we're our view of that is skewed you know they getting to like meet us and just check out the compound probably worth a lot yeah we just want to give them a good experience it's a good lead-in though for octane fest though yes it is yeah we i was asking guys and quite a few of the guys that i asked were like yeah i'm definitely gonna make it out which was cool to hear yeah so we announced it about a week and a half ago at this point but we are hosting our own event it's called octane fest in collaboration with bir raceway which is uh the track in brainerd which we've been to for a video before and then chris forsberg who is bringing all the talent with the drifting in the entertainment factor uh with all the cars so this event is essentially replacing what we've done for the last six years by going to uh the heydays event that we would go to and it was like the only meet and greet experience that we'd have kind of all year and that you know if people were like oh i want to meet you guys we'd be like oh come on out to heydays that's the event that we do every year we're not doing that anymore we've sat on the podcast for a while and we're not doing that anymore we just kind of just outgrew it and we were throwing like an event inside of an event it just didn't make a whole lot of sense anymore moving forward but we wanted to continue to do some sort of meet and greet event and uh what made the most sense is if we could just control the entire experience the entire weekend and uh make it more of like a spectacle for people to come out to which was like the biggest thing for heydays we were just like ah i wish that we could do more with this right like people are paying their their hard-earned money to do this and to come and meet us i wish that there was just more that they could do make it like a full immersive seaboys experience and so uh we started talking with bir and put together this octane fest so essentially what it is is it's a entire weekend event where you can come on out on a thursday and stay till sunday you can camp on the grounds of bir you know bring your camper bring your tent whatever set up in the camping area and then throughout the weekend we're going to have drift ride-alongs and just drift competitions so a bunch of different professional drifters are going to be out there ripping and then there's going to be autocross going on on the big racetrack and then there's going to be water cross happening so snowmobile water skipping essentially so all the professionals will be out there doing that plus cj hey i know i'm gonna have to hit some practice laps or something i already told big ranch we got to get that thing we got to go through it make sure it's ready to go because i mean the thing was riding on saltwater in the ocean you know we dialed it in last fall when i drove it on the pond so it's literally charred okay i just want to run like a top if i'm going to be competing fuel and it is ready to go yeah that's why i gotta practice some turns yeah not just going straight louise like just for the record i'm not a like i'm going against racers like i'm just i think you might actually be out there alone i don't know if racers want to be on the same point oh i probably will be alone because i'm just trying to turn and like i'll just be dilly dallying out there but i'm going to do my best i think in typical seaboy's fashion there is no practice there's none of this you just got to show up sure i'll do that too i mean i'm just letting you know what do you want me to do do you want me to to do good or i'm going to try and do good any times i'm going to try and do good and then uh we're also doing a car show car and truck show yeah car and truck show so if you have a lamborghini you have a mazda miata or if you have a mitsubishi evo evo for cj uh so any type of car right so you can bring your car out for the car show if you get tickets to it so there's limited amount of tickets so if you want to bring your car out get a ticket to secure your spot but so there's that and correct me if i'm wrong the when you buy a ticket for the weekend it also includes camping yeah correct that and that part is huge like you guys bir is massive so there's not like gonna be a sellout moment so just get your tickets when you can but like come camp is there a vip camping option there is that sold out electrical but the free camping option that everyone has access to it just doesn't have a minute or no no water no power and we were talking with them and basically if we get enough people there they'll have to open up this other section yes and they have to like plan for it so ideally get your tickets in advance because some stuff like the the car show will sell out if you have a drift car and you want to drift that type of stuff sells out but we're trying to keep ga and camping for you guys so if you have a car show as open as possible plus friday night and saturday night there will be a concert which is pretty lit yeah with an opener by quad he's gonna be going on stage i do not want to do so fucking bad like i don't even i actually just this morning was like why am i so anxious and why do i feel like i'm gonna throw up and then it was like oh yeah i have to go on stage after you guys warm up the crowd who knows what you're gonna tell them to do like what if i get booed off the stage dude i don't know if my i think people are gonna love you dude they're there to see you i know like too and i'm gonna do my best and try to perform but bro i mean even the best i'd start practicing ryan i started practicing this the minute like practice your moves practice your voice yeah there's no auto-tune on that do you think it's safe for me to share my idea with everyone else ben is this coming out is this coming out before that before what uh octane fest no no technically this will be coming out on thursday but i mean we can share it you'll see it in this week's video on thursday we may have thrown donuts at ken cyber truck ken may have gotten upset with us we may have done it again and then we may have done it again after that so ken was very upset with us but he has came around i had an idea after the fact we will sell donuts for a dollar a donut okay and every donut that we sell is how many seconds quad has to perform bro i'm gonna be up there for fucking hours ken forgot a key part of this though they get to throw the donut at my cyber truck exactly every second so you'd have to sell 60 donuts just for you to do i think you do a full set list i don't know about the what are you gonna cut a song short i thought i was just gonna have to do my hit single i'm her heart one song ryan no people are paying their money to be here you're giving them one song money for a dj or somebody somebody the headline i think you're gonna i mean the dj is gonna be great or whoever that we end up getting for the concert but i don't know if anyone's gonna be able to be more entertaining than you up there with your hair spiked up and your makeup on screaming i could like help you set up like a pr stunt and we could like stage somebody that came to like riot and take you out and then i don't think he's listening i think he went to sleep i don't think he's listening bro realistically we're gonna sell donuts for a dollar a minute and then we're gonna thousands of donuts i mean i don't know how many minutes to get our hands on a lot oh we can make that happen that many minutes hummer heart's like three and a half minutes which is like a 200 donuts basements riots like around three and a half as well yeah it's just gonna be an awesome event like it's one thing to throw a car show right those are a lot of fun already but now it's like we're layering so many other just things on top of it from water cross to quad performing to drift ride-alongs to us having a meet and greet to us giving out the golden tickets for certain other things the burnout competition it's just gonna be a really good time and uh i don't think we could have a better place to be doing it at than bir and then also you know just being able to do it in collaboration with chris forsberg absolute drifting legend yeah actually so so yeah uh cj mentioned it too we're gonna be walking around handing out the golden tickets so we're gonna obviously have like evan and mike for the drift ride along part so we're gonna just be handing out golden tickets to be able to participate with the boys riding passenger also same thing with autocross hopping in the passenger seat with all the boys and getting to rip some laps around the track and then uh giving out golden tickets at the car show event to people that want to be a part of the burnout competition at the end of the night it's pretty crazy that we're giving out tickets for ride-alongs with me and mike and we literally don't know how to drift i don't think really we don't have to perform on stage it's about no but i mean we're in the same boat as ryan really i mean no i can swing it around our track but like we've never drove at a different venue yeah i don't think anyone has ever called you guys drifters though you know so it's like they know what they're getting into you know if they don't want the golden ticket then they can but i mean joking on it also a legitimate point but i mean that people would be stoked to like ride on the back of pegs on the back of your bike yeah so we're gonna be like bouncing around throughout the weekend to do all these different events and you guys can pretty much just watch it happen like in real time as if you're watching a seaboys video but uh in person yeah and maybe even might get selected from the crowd to be in one might happen so all these events are going to be happening like simultaneously throughout the weekend so it's going to be constant action the entire time no matter where you're at on the grounds there's going to be stuff happening we are essentially just going to be bopping around participating in these events and bringing people that come along on the ride yeah the big days are really friday and friday and friday and friday and saturday where most of the events are coming down but you can get in early thursday camp you can stay till sunday yeah i'm excited for the camping like nice just like hitting the campgrounds with everyone up there's over 200 acres of camping available that's insane i'm gonna go pitch a tent back there and camp i bet you not a bad idea yeah a sleeping tent ryan i bet you will but so that's gonna be lit what if what if how can i get out of having to it that's assuming that it it makes it till june i don't think that thing's gonna make it that long yeah dude it's a good that thing smokes every time you start it up no i actually i think the tug of war might have taken it out like it smokes constantly now it's bad like i couldn't even drive it to ben's dinner we came over here and i started up and it was smoking and i was like we can't drive that thing to the dealership you got warranty don't you i'm i'm gonna this week and it will actually be the test if warranty works i don't know if it's like a a gasket of sorts but i've been looking into it and the oil was overfilled and that in conjunction with me driving it aggressively could have resulted in a crack cracked block that's the dealership they change your oil so we'll see on that i mean currently as it sits it is cooked but we'll just we'll learn soon how cooked it is it still runs now see it's fine yeah have a check engine light yeah which is really impressive but it's burning cool aggressively that's got to be their fault i don't know and i think there's just absolutely no other things that have could have possibly damaged it i mean maybe the cold start to red line this winter maybe it could have contributed it probably wasn't bouncing it off off the chip for like four minutes they have a rev limiter for a reason that's true it's just fine he did everything that you can do with that car pushing the gas to the floor they wouldn't make them to do that if you're not supposed to if the red line was like a safe fail subarus would be like 2000 rpm yeah well that's because subarus just got shit motors but corvette had corvette i mean good motor it's a performance vehicle it's a supercar them being like sorry dude just based on this video evidence we have of you like i'm concerned about the car and then ryan's like boys go have sees on me with this no that's bullshit if they don't dude that's i think it is because you got your oil overfilled and you were driving it hard which is made to be yeah i don't know time will tell it was warm when i rev bombed it i rev bombed it for a really long time but it was warm like it wasn't it wasn't actually like i fucking started on so that'd be insane that's what that's the type of shit you do with the tc exactly and look at how that handled it 10 15 years of abuse and it's still hanging on bit of a bummer especially coming into summer there's only so many days you can drive between snowfall so yeah you're pretty bummed out that does suck that's where you'd hate to see it go down and yeah yeah it'd be a doozy because that's just not one of those things that it's not a big wrench fix where they're like yeah yeah yeah we'll pop a new motor in it this week it could to be fair though they could yeah they could dude yeah you want like any kind of mechanic slash labor slash fabricating job done that takes skill those guys can do that shit like that for sure you start going to other places you find out how long what the fuck dude i got two guys that could do this shit in two days like if they weren't building they're on a wooden dirt bike right now they're employed they would be able to do it by us i mean that but even just still like dropping off of the dealer i mean that's just gonna be one of those things they're just like yeah come pick it up in september yeah you know and i'll put winter tires on it and drive in the winter yeah if it is good though you should cook it at octane in the burnout pit i mean i'll do whatever what if it blows up and blows through your back glass that'd be insane you'll do whatever to it if it's good you should cook it at octane in the burnout pit i mean i'll do whatever to it if if it is running at octane yeah i'll i'll rip it hard we could use it as like uh smoke effects for the quad that's true oh you could drive it up on stage yeah and then hop out are sitting there just smoking out the exhaust is my smoke if they'll say where's the hummer yeah you're right do you think you'll sing the gay song that jack made you uh no cute boy staying up staring on the dock over there i had us modify that yeah we modified that was there some something else we wanted to talk to jack about there is there's something we want to talk to you about too i don't mind i'm aware of that there is okay before we completely move on from the octane though uh if you guys do want to go to octane it really helps us out if you get a ticket in advance and we're pretty pretty nervous about this this is like the first first time doing an event of this scale so if you guys uh support us appreciate it get a ticket come on out we're gonna do everything in our power to make this the most entertaining weekend so get tickets at birmn.com hit the octane tab and uh preserve your tickets we'll put the link down below in the description preserve i don't know preserve preserve preserve either way yeah yeah that's june june 4th through the 7th the 5th and the 6th are the hot spot days friday saturday we'll be there all weekend yep yeah you can come out for one day or just come out um in camp for the weekend hang out with the boys it's gonna be lit i'm excited i'm excited too i'm excited but um um yeah jack jack is back to this kid man back to the casting couch there's so many things that i'm intrigued on which one this is gonna be now yeah you're gonna hold it for me yeah i'm gonna hold it for you jack yes sir dude i love you bro honestly you're like one of the boys already you've been around for what two months now yeah uh just three quiver in his voice you hear three yeah yeah so um you're fired no you're fired no no you've been around just long enough where now all the boys are just comfortable you're just one of the one of the boys right and with with that comes savagery oh it's just a hard time you know a lot of roasting yeah getting your your balls busted i go to bat for you every time i do do you i do a lot of times i you know if evan or dalton or chirping i i always got your back i do too jack i do i pulled into the shop today jack and i see your car sitting in the driveway see with a new lightning mcqueen wrap on it i came up to you and i love it i pulled up and i said oh boy this one's gonna be tough this one's gonna be tough i'm about to go to war for jack on this one i think the easier way would be for you to just defend yourself i think it's sick i think it looks cool spenny came in complimented me right away this morning too i haven't heard anything negative so must all just be behind my back yeah i'm gonna did it did it kind of sound like jack wow sick rap bud and jack i just want to say this dude you are not the first to go through this dalton in fact went through it so much that we went out of our way we bought a truck and replicated his rap and made a whole like year-long joke about it and evan evan still doesn't let him forget well he doesn't yeah i think we should so i just want to say it's a good thing that we're doing this together and we're doing this together and we're you're not you're not you're not alone you're not alone but defend yourself i want to see and also don't let dalton give you a hard time for this either dude i think it's sick i don't care i don't care if dalton gives you shit just remind him who has a monster logo on their car i will do that nothing against monster really just but what part of it do you think is sick what part of it do you think is not sick i'm not i'm just more so curious like are you like a big cars fan like are you a I was like, I didn't want to be rude, but I was like, this could have been a prank. that he lost and has to run this, or he's either running this by choice or he lost a deal or I just didn't know what the deal was. What was the thought behind it, though? Was it because Lightning McQueen and you drive a Tesla, so it's electric? Is that why you did that? No. Lightning McQueen is gas. I get that, but I just thought maybe Lightning, like he was trying to coordinate Lightning with electric or something. I don't know. It's a little red car. All you have to do is throw stickers on it. It's already red. Like, I got it comped. I think it's kind of sick. Okay, no. Why would you do that, Micah? I don't know. I just like to spice it up. That's not a backhanded compliment. I don't know what it is. No, hold on. Here. Pop up a Bigger of Micah's bowl cut. Why would you do that? Jack questioning it already. Jack's like, I thought Micah said it looked good. I do like it. And then he's like, why would you do that, Micah? I don't know. It's fun. I like to spice up my life. That's kind of, at the end of the day, what you're doing. But I was like, Jack, dude, I personally like it. And you go, really? You actually like it? I did say that. I'm like, I do like it. I do like it. Because at the end of the day, seeing in the background of a video, it's going to bring comments. People are like, who's Lightning McQueen car? Who's Lightning McQueen Tesla is that? I like it. Oh, it's Swaggy's. Was it like a strategic play? Like a strategic play? You saw how Dalton was getting on camera and stuff for it? So you're like, oh, I'm going to do a stupid rap. CJ. Hey, I don't know if I want to leave my fate up to the people watching, but I want to know what they actually think of it. Like, if they think it looks dumb or if they think it looks cool. Did you overhear maybe some comments from the construction crew this morning? Yeah. Because not only is there a Lightning McQueen car parked there, there's a freaking Cheeto Raptor parked right next to it. These guys got some unique rigs. They were looking around. Like, every time they looked around, they were like, and did you see that thing over there and that thing over there? They were very intrigued. Yeah, I was here this morning at like 8 a.m. to let them into the building. Jack's already here. So the two cars are next to each other, and they go, nice pickup. They're looking at it, and he kind of chuckles, and this boy looks at him and laughs, and he goes, and the car too. So they're grouping those together. He goes, and the car too. Wow. Wow. So you just more so thought, let's wrap it in Lightning McQueen livery because it's red? Yeah, I don't know. I just think I was watching cars the other day, realized my car kind of looks like Lightning McQueen, found a guy who wanted to do it in exchange for a sponsorship, and tinted the whole thing, got the wrap done, and here we are. Nice. Now I'm going to rock it probably for the summer and then see what happens, take it off, and yeah, that's it. Then maybe like Buzz Lightyear? Yeah, we'll see what happens next. Buzz Lightyear? Buzz Lightyear. Yeah, we'll see what kid's movie I wrap my car into next. Lion King. All right, well, I guess we'll leave it up to the people. I do actually want to know what the people think. Is that going to be a deterrent? Like if you get roasted, are you going to take it off? No, because Dalton rocked his for a year. He's still rocking it. It's hiding, but he's rocking it. Yeah, rocking it in storage. But I would say that, would you agree with this, that let's say it had aftermarket wheels, which I know cost money, like it would look even cooler. Because like right now the Tesla wheels are just okay. Yeah, I don't know what kind of wheels would look cool on that car. That's 24-inch gold. What kind of wheels does Lightning McQueen have? That's what I'm just about to look up. He has red rims, I think. Does he? In one of them, there's actually some different variations of Lightning McQueen. They sell Plasti Dip at L&M. Perfect. Yeah, you got red. Perfect. Perfect. You got to have red wheels. Yeah. Oof, that might be tough, though. Jack, I feel like you got to do something with it now. What does Lightning McQueen do? Race. Let's put him in a race. Should we? Oh, gosh. Get him in a NASCAR race? Have you ever raced anything? No. I was going to say Ev can rip it, but I don't know if I want to do that. No, I think you got to drive your own car. I'll race it. Maybe we could put a angle kit on it and put you into the drift event at Octane Fest. What else do you have to do to it, Ken? Don't you have to do that? You just need the tuner. You just need the deleter. There's something you got to do with that to be able to disable the traction control. You pull a wheel speed sensor. Yeah, there's no. Or you cut a wheel speed sensor. I've seen a guy on Instagram, and he just has this tuner that can do all kinds of stuff for it. How do you feel about us cutting a wheel speed sensor? It is supposed to be a race car. That's what you do on race cars. I'll be honest. It would be pretty sick to see a Tesla Model 3 Lightning McQueen drifting at Octane Fest. You could do it out in the backyard. There's a drift track. There's a drift track right here. I know, but with a big crowd? Yeah. It would go crazy. It'd be sick. It'd be a spectacle. It would be a spectacle. You versus Dalton in a drift off? It would probably make more sense why you'd have the Lightning McQueen on it if you were racing. What other sense do you need besides how sick it looks? I don't think it looks bad at all. I was just more so like, why the Lightning McQueen, though? I don't know. It was just funny because you didn't even tell us, and you just showed up, and it was just like, oh, shit. Yeah, I was like, when the hell did Jack wrap his Tesla in Lightning McQueen? That's why I was just more confused because you pulled up, and it wasn't like, oh, yeah, I'm getting a wrap this weekend, by the way, and you maybe throw us a little bone, but just to show up and see it, I was like, I was not expecting that. Yeah, I was just more so trying to find the connection, like what was the reason. Yeah. But, Ava, all you have to say is it looks cool. Yeah. I like it. For content? Yeah. Well, it's working already. Yeah, dude. It's working already. Also, I did tell Ryan about it. You told me, and I was like, so maybe you told the people that you can trust. Well, I was like, do we want to do anything where I pull up with it or not? And it was like, why the hell would you go to those things? Who are those guys, then? No offense, guys. Oh, yeah. As far as that goes. I wanted it to be a surprise for the majority of people. Well, it was a surprise. Oh, Jack, we could have done some shit, bro. Well, it's too late now. But I think how discouraging it would have been if you're like, here's the plan, and they're like, not cool, bro. Yeah, that's why I was like, I better ask for it. Just pull up, and everyone's just silent. I believe my words were, if that's what you want to do, you should do it. I do pretty clearly remember saying, don't do it for us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I mean, as long as you're happy, that's what makes me happy. It's not terrible. No, it's not. I don't think it's bad at all. I do. I don't know. I mean, we are looking at the real Lightning McQueen here. I think it's fun. I think it's fun. You know what? I got a picture of it. Yeah, of course. I think it's fun. It's different. It's a good way to spice it up. The first thing he did when he pulled in was take a picture of it. I do think it looks pretty good, but I think Ben kind of touched on it. Like, you've been around long enough now where right away we can't, like, bust your balls, but now it's like, dude, you're just fitting in, so we're going to bust your balls no matter what you do. It's like you pull up in a McQueen car. It's going to be a few chuckles. Can you get the tongue on the front at least? I think that would make it gay. That's where you draw the line. Speaking of that, if you think that would make it look worse, then. Can you AI some eyes on it? I thought about it, but I just don't want to get pulled over all the time. Bro, if you drew those fucking eyeballs on the car. Dude, eyes would actually be sick. If you threw eyes on it, that'd be cool. You got to watch cars, like, every night now. Like, if you're going to be running the Lightning McQueen, like, rap, I think you got to be watching cars once a day. He goes, that's half as much as I watch it now. Not as much as I should for having a Lightning McQueen car. I almost said the dumbest thing. I'm like, if you're at the gas station and people come up, you're going to have to have some quotes, but you're probably not at the gas station. Evan knows a thing or two about traffic. You got to hit them with the quotes. Yeah, he was giving them some tips. He was giving them some tips about the gas stations. Evan's transport is a joke now. Hey, man, just so you know, when you're at the gas station, you need to be quick. They're going to get you. You got to have some quick replies. Even though it was, like, damn near a dad joke and a silly setup, when you were eating the Cheetos, it just killed me. You know, these things are pretty good. Wouldn't wrap my truck in it, but. Well, congrats, bro. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it. And I'm glad. That sounds weird, but I'm glad to be getting made fun of now because it means I'm a part of the crew. Yeah, that's true. It's a good way to look at it. You are. That's true. Yeah, we're just giving you shit. We're just busting your balls, dude. Speaking of taking L's, Spenny, you've had a rough couple past few days. It hasn't been that insane. Getting your cake eaten. It's been popping a bunch of tubes. It's been tougher than most, I'll be honest, but you'll have that sometimes. Well, that's why I was trying to get out of more. I'm like, did something else happen? Because you call me and go, pop three tubes. I'm 0 for 3 this morning. I'm like, that's bad. But it's not means that this is the worst day you've had all of 2026. But it sounds like it is. It might be, honestly. It actually might be. Well, that's pretty good, then. Is that pretty tough? Yeah, it's pretty tough. You can't do anything around. If you do anything bad around Ev, you hear it for the next month. Imagine having a third caller on your vehicle. Ryan still hears about that. Bro, we had to talk you off the ledge yesterday because you were going to leave the course on the 13th. And we're like, Spenny, just chill. It's fine. Yeah, because the first 10 holes, all I did was just get ripped to shreds by all three of you guys. Spenny ended up shooting a 98, and he skipped like four holes. He was flustered. He was not doing good yesterday. I was over it. I was so over it. And then you wanted to run some pool, and I beat you six times in a row. Yeah, but it doesn't really count because you had a skid mark in your underwear the whole time. And then this morning, you popped three tubes. So I don't know. It's just been a bad 24 hours. 36 hours. Yeah. Pants on the golf course? Bro, Evan shit his pants halfway through an 18. My God. Ran it. What? Didn't wipe. And then midway through your birthday dinner, I get a text from Evan. No, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Evan shit his pants on the golf course halfway through a nine. Didn't go to the bathroom. Let me clarify one thing. There's a difference between a shart and a full-blown poop. You had poop in your underpants. It was a shart. It was a shart. People do that, and they have to just carry on with their life. Not since I was seven. You just can't drop everything you're doing. That's normally what you do is you go and you clean up. Yeah, I'd rush to the bathroom and wipe up. He had damn Crohn's. You go and clean it up. You don't just sit in it. I try to act natural, pretend it didn't happen. When you have a baby. It dries in like 20 minutes. You don't even know it's there. When you have a baby and they shit in their diaper, you don't just say, oh, I'll just leave it for the next seven hours. He's going to do it again anyways. You go and you clean it up. That's a good point, Spenny. We get to the final hole of 18. He's still running his poop pants. He's still running his poop pants, hasn't gone to the bathroom. He skips the 18th hole and runs to the outhouse, does whatever in there, and then comes back to the shop. And how many games of pool did you play with Dalton? Seven. Played seven games of pool with Dalton. Without changing. Without changing. And then I show up, and there's some booby loot-a-belly or some shit on the TV, and he's swiping Marketplace. Sitting on the couch. In his same clothes. And I walk up, and I say, what are you doing? And he's just chilling. I'm like, did you shower? And he's like, no, no, I got to shower before we go for dinner for Ben's birthday. And I'm like, oh, all right. Well, you want to run some pool? And he's like, yeah, sure. So then he runs five games of pool with me and then goes and showers at 6 o'clock. But we started golfing at, like, 11, and that sharp probably happened around 2 or 3. And it was dry by 4. But it's itchy and just weird. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. It's so gross. Just because we're using the same shower some days, what are you using in the shower so I can not? Oh, that green loofah. Is that yours? No, that's not my loofah. I don't use a loofah. There's a loofah? No. The brown loofah now. Which body wash are you using? Because I'm not going to grab that one. I don't use the, it's not like a bar of soap. You don't scrub with the old spot. Just the hand, the scrub to hand. The soap goes on the hand, and then the cleaning happens. But because there's soap, it immediately, it's not dirty anymore because it's soap now. So then we go for dinner. It's soap now. It's self-cleaning. Then we go to Ben's dinner, and Evan's sitting at the table. He's showered and in fresh clothes. And he goes, he stands up and goes like this. Oh, and just runs to the bathroom. And I'm like, oh my God, he did it again. And then sure enough, he texts me five minutes later, shit my pants again. So then I'm wondering, did you come home to the shop and shower? There's no way you showered twice. So you went to bed with your shitty little butt. And it's probably still shitty from dinner last night. Did you shower this morning, Evan? Oh my gosh. You did, okay. So you went to sleep with a shitty bum. No, but the one at the restaurant, I made it to the bathroom within like three seconds. So I was able to do proper maintenance. Wait, you shit your pants. How do you do proper maintenance? So you still had dirty underwear at the restaurant? Yes. And then you wore your dirty underwear to sleep. I think there's a big discrepancy between a shart and a full-blown shit in my pants. I'm not shitting in my pants. You might as well shit your pants. There's poop on your pants. Underwear. It's the same thing. When we're out to dinner with, call it 20 people, crazy how many dynamics and just different things are happening with that large of a group. CJ's over here trying to make money. Evan's shitting his pants over there. Mike's wife is getting mad at CJ for eating Spenny's cake. Justin, and you are talking engineering and Spenny. And Ken's sucking down scallops. It was a wild night. Maybe we need to get Ev some baby wipes or something. Yeah, I was going to say. I was going to say a plug. A cork, a baby wipe. I suppose you already have a plug. Is it in there right now? That's probably why you have your sharting problem. His plug is already wise. He went to work without his plug in. It's the day after he takes it out he has problems. Jesus. This is going to be a hard one. Ken with one of the biggest zingers ever. When someone walks up to you and says, hey man, I love the podcast. I'm going to have to look them in the eyes and say, hey, thank you. What do you love about it? Well, maybe a good transition from my underpants would be to my little mistake I made the other day. Your little mistake? Which one was this? You have a video of it, Ryan? Oh, I still haven't seen this video yet. I haven't either. I still haven't seen this. I'm sure it won't be all that crazy. Yeah, let's see it. But I'm glad to hear we have some live footage of it. You maybe just kind of say what happened and then I'll get the video out of. Me and Dalton were ripping. Bunch of games of pool. We're playing for hours. And the chalk was sitting on the table right next to our fluorescent LifeWide Open sign. It's been there for seven years. Been broken only once or twice. We put the chalk back close to the sign. Has it been broken before? Yeah, Mike broke it for sure. I just don't know if it was other than that. With a pool stick. Come on, Mike. Someone did. I didn't. Someone broke it with a pool stick once. I was here, but I didn't do it. But anyways, Dalton shooting. So I just kind of backed myself into the corner. I grabbed. I grabbed the chalk off the table. Hardly bump the sign, which I think the video will show. I hardly bump this sign, and it just poof turns into a pile of glass. You fully body slammed it. What do you mean you hardly? That is not a body slam. Bro, you're shoulder. It's not like I was leaning up against the wall. Bro, you literally shouldered the whole thing. The whole thing flexed. You shouldered the whole thing. You body checked it like a hockey check. I think the damn wall is flexing. I don't know. I'm not even seeing the clip right now, but I know I didn't get it as hard as you're saying. When you explained this to me, you were like, I just literally nicked it with the pool cue. Dude, I turned. You literally body slammed it. I turned with the chalk in my hand to see if Dalton's missing another shot, and I bump into it. If that would have been a skateboard like this, you'd have cracked her in half. Okay. I do love your face. Yeah, you knew. I just knew. I knew it was just like, gosh darn it. And the sign. Yeah, he did know. The sign is getting fixed. I'm taking care of that. Mike dropped it off for me. I do feel bad. I don't want to, you know, just be breaking stuff. Now you don't want to just be breaking stuff. I feel like it was an honest mistake. It wasn't, I don't feel like I was being overly reckless. I reached for the chalk. I bumped the sign. It's been on for like five years straight. I think it's maybe more brittle than the day we got it. Yeah, you know, it was due for it. It was due for it. It needed a little break. It needed a new OP anyways. Those ones were worn out. We probably should put this on. Put that plate, that thing in like a safer spot. I was thinking that the other day too. I mean, it's probably, it's probably fine. Like the Mona Lisa. When you get close to it, a little shield comes up. I think it's been there long enough. It's a great spot for it. You want it to be seen. So how many years do you think it's been there? For it to have gotten. Since 2020. We put it in the day that we moved in. 2020. We got that sign in, I think, 2019 in the old shop. And then it moved into this shop. So it's been up there for six years. Because if I recall, the other time it got broke was just from the back swing on a pool stick. Took out one, one letter, I believe. That's a pretty good run in seven years. Around here. Yeah, I guess. A couple letters in that long. Yeah. I mean, Shred 80 was jumping couches on a three-wheeler. There's been a lot of chaos has gone on in there. With a pretty fragile sign. That's all I'm saying. But either way, I do feel bad about it. I'm getting it fixed. So sorry, fellas. No biggie. It was an accident. You can break whatever you want as long as you pay to fix it. You can fix it immediately. He laughs. Unless it's on camera, then it's fine, right? That's subject. Then it's just better. That's subject. That's subject. If we're filming a video and it's on camera. That's what I meant. Yes. That's what I meant. Filming a video. Everything's on camera here. But yeah, you're right. You know, TP, Travis, he's got that rule. Like, if you break it and it's on camera for a video, obviously, just fine. But he holds people to it. I was talking to a dude at Freedom Factory, and he was telling me how he was driving his Corvette before they jumped it, the one that he won. And he basically, like, slid it down a jump on an accident. He was trying to turn around, and he slid down and basically slid into some trees down below. Oh. But it only broke the mirror. And, you know, they were going to do this big jump or whatever after. So he goes and puts it back, and, you know, it was knowing, like, he broke that. But he didn't think it was any big deal because they were going to jump it. It's going to be toasted anyways. Got an invoice for the mirror. Really? Yeah. Well, he was doing some shit he shouldn't have been doing. I think there's probably the misconception that, like, we don't care about anything or that TP doesn't care about anything because you watch one video and five things get broken in it. There's a difference from, like, a Tuesday night when everyone's sleeping and then there's some people here that are just fucking around and just wrecking all of our pit bikes and all of our shit. And then the day that we go to use our pit bikes, they're all broken. How are all these broken? Wait, you think that a bunch of us broke the pit bikes? No. I mean, it's just, like, that was just the example. All right. Fair example. There is some toasted out pit bikes. We got, like, two that are down right now. That work. We have, like, eight. One pit bike's down with, like, an undiagnosed mystery electrical issue that we've been trying to get since, like, the day we got it from the dealer. How about the other six? The other three are fine. We only have four. Three are good. One's a mystery. And one is mine, so it probably doesn't run. Yeah. Yeah. Mike would be the fifth one that's toasted. Mine burns a quarter oil per hour. That's my ordeal. But you know what I said to that guy? guy when he told me that he got an invoice for it i go that's a good idea and then i walked away and he was like oh shit i just started something i mean honestly i think that is a good idea and also like yeah you know it might seem like we care less than we do it maybe is a little bit sociopathic of us that if it's on video it doesn't matter but like that's our bread and butter like if it's on video and we're able to make content if there was a reason behind it but like you can't just come in here and just start breaking shit like you break a pool cue because you were mad when you lost or whatever and then it's like well that was pointless and now we got to buy a new one or pile up a pit bike when you're just out there's a difference from making like an entertaining right video versus just happening oh yes shout out to uncle rich for twisting the hell out of one of our altuses and disappearing back to texas wherever he goes i can't get mad at my crash i crashed his brand new one i got him back i got him back i got him back for you guys it's like one thing i guess when shit gets broken by like the crew but it seems like more times than not it's like the outside people that come in and have this this idea that like we don't give a fuck if anything gets broken and then they're the ones that break it they're not a part of our immediate crew and then that's the people that you never hear from or you never see again and now you just got a broken fifteen thousand dollar stark shit happens or a broken hot tub or a broken sauna did you get paid for that stark mike you got paid for the stark did you see and i don't even know i don't know who broke that yeah what happened some guy hopped on your stark i wasn't even there bro that was he said he was a professional hill climber and he had never rode a stark and me and cody were like you can ride a stark but ride mike's and he just uh lawn darted it essentially was but he felt really bad and like yeah he felt and like immediately as soon as he did it i'm like that's mike's bike you need to call him and buff it out so he like within minutes like he's bleeding yeah he's on the phone with mike because he was so flustered i was like what's going on here yeah i feel like in that same interaction with like the other people that were doing that somebody crashed my 250 and it got all bent up well don't and wadded no i think it was before that or maybe it was even after that from what i know in riding the moto track with homies dalton is the only one that is severely wadded your 250. maybe that's what it was yeah and then yeah maybe that's who it was and then and then he was like i didn't mess anything up though and then the next time i went to ride it it was just all mangled the handlebars are like this yeah he wanted it hard but like i helped him piece it back together we got new levers ordered and yeah i didn't know as far as i know there's never been a random that is just like in the mike situation with the stark there's never been a random that has ever touched your honda the bars could have been bent from that situation we looked at it we assessed it there was a clutch lever you know obviously it was broken i tried to bend it back cut my arm open that was the only that's right from the deal but the bars look fine it could have been bent by someone else i'll still i'll get you new bars i know no and like i said i don't you know it's one thing if it's like our our crew like you know you're my boy i really don't care i don't care one bit but it's like the the outside people that i don't even know hopping on and just piling shit up that's like anyone from the outside world has hopped on your on your rig that thing we keep that thing high highly tuned well that's not that isn't the case i can't remember who it was somebody somebody a couple years ago somebody crashed your bike which is the story that i'm i can't recall exactly who the heck it was but somebody came out and it wasn't a giveaway winner was it wasn't it was the kid with that fucking jet car yeah it was the jet car the jet car friends that's right they had the jet car and they wanted to ride bikes and they like said that he rides dirt bikes all the time that's what it was and then he hopped on the dirt bike and it was pretty much just a blatant lie because he didn't know what he was doing and he just fucking crashed that is ringing a slight bell yeah that's what it was yeah this sounds about right oh gosh yeah and then i always remember you know kitzman who was filming for andrew carlson when we were over there and that was when you had a 450 the one we turned into the three-wheeler and he got on it and just looped it i mean he damn near did a backflip on dry pavement and he broke his tailbone broke his tailbone from it and remember that i forgot i completely forgot about that one yeah your bike ended up for the most part being okay maybe a broken lever but dude he literally broke his coccyx yeah and that would be one thing if i was like yo take it for a rip i don't care about that one bit either but damn i forgot about him hopping on and breaking his tailbone broken tailbone's bad because then that hurts you can't even sit yeah like you sit on it you what do you do need a little donut oh fuck that'd be bad did simon loop your bike too yeah simon loops my bike and it was like my most viral video of 2024 yeah shorts had to be surgically removed from his ass okay but that's a great example of like we weren't filming a video but you still got a great video of it and well and it was my personal bike so that too i mean totally kosher but like just amazing that you got such a good video of it because that was funny that was the most classic two-stroke power band can we wheelie to your ass i can probably pull that up i want to laugh i love that but that's just the thing though when you're riding dirt bikes and stuff and you're tipping them over they just break like they're just flimsy yeah because it's interesting and i would argue almost like that bikes are very resilient it goes both ways i feel like if you crash a dirt bike little you bend the bar yeah and then you break the exhaust and then when you wad up hard it's like they're fine bike okay yeah you're like what his face when he gets up he looks like you jump in a chevy that's your same face when you jump in a chevy oh bro bro simon oh that's a good guy dude some guys are just not supposed to be riding two strokes though look at that cj's one of them yeah i would have done the same cj is one of them also i was laughing at that comment evan that was like well i today i found after watching the trx wheelie video i found out that evan's truck wheelie face and truck jumping face are different but yeah evan has a very distinct truck jumping face and it's the same as simon's after he crashed i think it's what you don't want to do in the vehicle though don't they say you're supposed to stay like yeah loose in the vehicle that's on an accident that's on an accident you're so incredibly dense that i believe in your tense ness bro don't change anything you're doing you are a cinder block behind the wheel other than my back i can pretty much handle anything why what's wrong with your back blown out blown out blown out for 20 years speaking of that actually i was freaking and i've i've been loving this dude we've been getting clipped on tick tock and i'm i'm waiting for someone to clip ben saying the johnny sins thing about cleatus's car oh now they're just gonna do it now they're now they're good they should but this was so funny my head hurts a little but my asshole hurts a lot i always love watching these because it's it's always just not a roller but just a little stance up with a bike yeah and then it's just something fucking ridiculous that shot of you guys looks like it's a tv show it does like you saying that looks like it was clipped from a movie yeah it does like the way your hat's cocked and what you're wearing it just seems so i was having such a good time that day it's like i mean there yeah there's probably why your asshole hurt yeah i just sent ryan a text i don't know we might have to cut it but dalton literally just sent me this snap gosh i'm not gonna show it on the cam but it's just a shart and dalton's underpants oh man what is going on with you he's actively in there what he just wants to be like you guys he wants to be so bad dude he just wants to please his big brother dude he probably just forced it out he's just like oh i'm gonna sharp my pants so i can try and impress him and then like evan like later on nice nice good work that's what evan said yeah how long do you run it how long do you run it i'm gonna try and run it for a week they're seeing who can i'm gonna go on a date tonight i'm gonna i don't know if it would count if i did in the same day so i'm gonna shart now run it till tomorrow shart again that's how he ones up evan he double sharts it it would be wash your hands you saw the snap yeah we saw how proud he is just trying to father follow my father's footsteps wow it does kind of sound fun boys you guys got a screw loose yeah running a shart you know how it goes you're gonna do it mike well yeah i mean it's been literally years easier on the podcast get up we don't want to knock anything over and break it mike years i don't know i genuinely don't know when the last time i started was if i think i know this is a concept i don't admit it like it's not i we can laugh about it normal people probably don't want to admit it i think it's a very normal thing dude i don't think it's as normal as your schedule that you're running i mean runners have it happen but you're running you're running like every three days i think it's not that normal yeah and it's normal when you take the underwear off and throw them out yeah dude if i shart i'm full on it's not normal to sit in it on the couch and scroll through reels the second i got a chance to change i'm definitely changing i'm not gonna just chill in it yeah especially when i'm at my place that i have a shower and all my clothes at like my home run it chose to chill in it i'd get it if you're like out of the store and you don't have any choice like or you're somewhere where you're not gonna be able to do like forest gump says shit happens you're damn right and i mean i'm not too good to admit that i mean i i shark every now and then too you know what happens i definitely am not it might be like twice a year type of thing but oh now you're just trying to be cool but listen i'm not running a program like evan like i'm the moment i have a chance if not i'm changing plans and going straight to make sure i properly shower change clothes clean up really interrupt a guy's schedule what if you have important things to do like sit on the couch at your place of resident with your buddy and scroll on your phone i mean that that's a fair argument but maybe there's other situations you're in the middle of filming are you just gonna like well then yeah you got different it's a different deal it's a different deal must have trust issues ken what's the deal with you like do you shart your pants because i mean you're how many times a day we gotta get off this topic we can't you can't i'm always only i'm always able to make it to the bathroom before i have a problem like i i don't know how you're just familiar with it how many times you think you go to the bathroom a day four three i'd say three is average if i'm on a really bad schedule four mike why you can why are you confirming that threes is average is that overall that is his average dude ever since jack started working here and now your office is over at the farm everyone's complaining that they never get a chance to go to the bathroom you're just sitting in there the whole time going down to the down to the merch warehouse just so we can get get some get some just chilling in there i mean i don't i wouldn't say that he's a little over exaggerated i mean it's once in the morning once in the afternoon and then it's it's good i do gotta say now that f says that i do see you either going in there or coming out i haven't seen much office time i've just seen you going in or out we said it years ago but we just need to combine the facilities in ken's office yeah we've kind of gotten out of it but we used to give ken like toilet presents all the time but gotta get back i am very glad we moved on from that now we just throw donuts at his cyber truck so what's the deal you hate donuts ken no i'm just trying to not have so many carbs in my life but what's that have to do with us throwing donuts i just think it's kind of disrespectful to throw donuts at a rig multiple times it was funny when it was one it was less funny when it was two it was less funny when it was funny when it was the second time it was not funny the third time and it was not funny at all the fourth time did we do but you didn't laugh you didn't laugh the first time either well the first time i pulled you aside and i was like hey can you not do this and then turn around and then you throw all the donuts on my truck and then you did it again when i pulled up and then you did it a fourth time on the drive on the road on the road what if what if this becomes a thing like you're just living your life you're just driving on the interstate and then someone just you see the window to go down like when they're about a car length in front of you and they just toss a donut just hits your eye i might have to take a page out of ryan's book and be a little psycho i don't know what do you think you'd run them down and then do what tell them how disrespectful it is run them off the road tell them they're a little there we go i've never ran anyone off the road a lot of animals but ken since you brought up ryan being psycho it is kind of like a stereotype you have yeah what happened on our florida trip where you were the polar opposite of psycho where you were put in many situations i know we talked about the garage but just the trip in whole yeah like that the fuse had been lit so many times is it florida air no but ryan's different on vacation well that's we've always said it he gets in florida and nothing literally nothing can phase i did see that i saw that happen i mean just imagine how fucking bad it is in my head 24 7 that these little moments sneak out and then it's like ryan's a psycho like i'm dealing with this shit 24 7 it's it's up there and i just hold it back and then one time daily it slips out and then it's everyone's like oh my god what a fucking lunatic ryan has no chance to get mad yeah ryan has like no chance to get mad because if he gets mad everyone's like see like someone could literally do him so wrong and if he gets mad they're like or if someone is around us and that happens they're like you guys weren't kidding yeah moral of my story ryan was just what happened in florida florida it was more of like a compliment than to like try to no thank you uh it was part of like my just self-reflection i was like i should try to be more thankful and positive about things and try to realize that in the big picture everything is going to be okay the crazy and just not let it affect me as much which is difficult the craziest one that i saw was the one that i saw was the one that i saw was the one that i saw was you were doing something with the remote and you had just struggled to get the batteries into the back of it and then you hung it up on the wall and it fell out of the wall hanger and the batteries exploded everywhere and you look at me you turn and look at me and go you start laughing as as freddy's spending fighting underneath the blanket and then i thought you were more psycho because you laughed at it i was like why is he laughing at it now i don't know i thought it was pretty funny again i think the point is i don't get pissed off when i do something wrong because it was an accident so someone else if you'd done it three times i'm like figure it the fuck out then then you would add a problem then that remote would have come flying at you no i don't know i'm just trying to be more more positive and less also less psycho unfortunately the thing is if you do something a few too many times you're just labeled that forever so no matter how positive i am i'll always be a psycho and uh that i guess is just the cross i will have to bear congrats on being somehow the only guy here wearing camo pants it's literally it was a gamble yeah it was a gamble let's get a little ootd uh yeah yeah i got my aloe shoes lululemon shoes get up get a little yeah you like this you want this get a little spin we got this nice bag we got a good baggage on it hammer holster your favorite my corvette shirt i got a good baggage on it hammer holster your favorite shirt my corvette shirt i got a good baggage on it i got a good baggage on it hammer holster your favorite shirt i got a good baggage on it i got a good baggage on it i got a good baggage on it my corvette shirt you didn't see the news though huh i didn't see the news what's the new news camo pants are like totally out i'm just kidding oh damn since saturday they became out also just a random thing when you you know you're at an airbnb there's lots of games ryan pulls out uh guess who oh yeah but he's like let's play this like funny and so next thing i know he's playing against evan and he's just like uh does your guy look like he would drive his car into a grocery window and then evan would be like yeah he kind of does and then evan would be like does your guy look like he'd give his wife's boyfriend a ride home from the bar that was pretty funny it's guess who but you can't use any describing characteristics and the best part is evan got it right twice wow it's a little game little board game it's good for you you and you kids and your damn screens ever tried playing guess who boring as fuck my phone was dead my phone was dead it was charging across the room if you're a psycho ryan what is all of us like like you know like how would you describe everyone though now's your chance label everyone like label us like i think that's fair like if we're gonna label you psycho like you should label us off of how we are uh that's too much pressure right now fuck i don't shoot from the hip don't overthink it shoot from the hip five seconds a person go now just chuck out sarcastic asshole for me because it's yeah sarcastic asshole is easy ken's gonna get mad because it is a little bit psycho adjacent but i'd go spaz because there's random things i've heard that word in a long time nothing pisses of spaz off more than being called a spaz i haven't heard that you think i'm a spaz i'm not a spaz how am i a spaz i'd say that is somewhat accurate there we go all right there are certain things that just push me over the edge and some certain people know exactly which buttons to push to get make that happen that makes sense evan is a yapper fuck that boy can talk to anything and anyone about anything or nothing or nothing spenny you're probably just a chiller i know i'm trying here okay i'd give him that i'd say that too yeah he's just too chill i haven't been chill the last couple days evan's really been rallying i actually got mad at dalton and evan yesterday that's how like that was the first time i've been like was i not in a dick move at the golf course really i mean you just said you were gonna take your clubs and go home well no i don't okay don't don't was like don't was like yo can i get ox i'm like no dalton you're not getting ox like you always get ox like that's how mad i was normally i don't care that sounds that's like the equivalent of me literally committing murder but today you were upset because you popped a tube i didn't pop a tube and then you popped a second tube and i said spenny please we only have one tube left let me just do this one no please and then i go spenny you're using the wrong spoons i haven't used these spoons for 20 years i go well maybe if you use the round ones without sharp fucking edges you won't pop the goddamn tube maybe you should use some of this lubricant that you know i just used water pop the third tube damn spen it was a bad day i'm telling you it's a bad day but i tried to help yeah you did you did but either way i i chiller's fair i was actually this isn't a label but cj i was thinking about you on my drive home last night nice you've been really funny lately dude i said the same thing there's there's certain types of comedians some comedians and funny guys in the group are always saying something and they'll sometimes land but cj will sit in silence and then he's surgical with his comedic timing you'll just be quiet for a little bit and then you'll just get the whole table laughing girls and guys different you just you just play it right you're just like a sniper with your jokes thank you yeah and i was like really appreciate it i was like damn cj's been on one he's been on top of it lately you know who he gets that from his mom really yeah cam yep she's always making mom's funny she's always making jokes out of things oh yep and i never really put two and two together until i think greta told me that i was like oh so you and greta were talking about how funny i was too ben yeah you yeah wow it has been uh broadened up really yeah i guess they've been they've been landing no i agree yeah people are finally coming around last night you were talking about it that it was funny yeah in the last couple days yeah i'm just saying he's locked in right now remember when we were in florida i was like dude you've been hilarious lately i was like you've been cracking me up but i feel like i wasn't really trying to be i was just like doing anything like we were just at the grocery store i was like get those for evan he'll like those he goes that's hilarious you were like no he will like those you were like you were like oh we'll get him we'll get him like the buzz ball and like the bag of cheetos and you're like that'll keep him entertained for a little while that will keep him entertained for a while this is so funny man well i'll take that label ryan you've been locked in been locked in lately it's your kansas spaz cj's funny guys we're like sarcastic assholes spaz yeah i can't shut the fuck up funny ben you're just the best guy i know i am on the edge of my seat for ben too well okay i actually was just thinking i was like fuck i don't know what i'm gonna say for ben jack is swaggy true so the queen labeled sway you might have to give me a minute on you might have to give me a minute on ben to really pick it up and i'm like i'm gonna pick it up and i'm gonna pick it up and hit him down okay pause we'll give ryan a minute dude jack looks like fucking bent you guys look alike you guys do look i swear dude like we should get jack the same haircut as ben and we could swap you two out interchangeable did this happen did we talk about this in a podcast greta came up behind jack hugged him and kissed him on the neck no then jack slapped her ass and then they realized they were like oh shit wrong peep wrong wrong uh spouse there we go funny guy and then ben got a haircut right after it no but yeah we were sitting at a table at lunch and jack was sitting with his back to the door and greta walked walked in and went up to jack and was like hi and like hugged him like around his shoulders hi and then jack turned around like this and his granite girl's like oh that's awkward it was like when ryan slapped her ass at that mj it was dark it was dark i forgot i'm sorry he saw that thing and he was just like i'm just gonna do it i'm just gonna say he saw that i'm just gonna do it he's crazy i'll just do it one time say it was an accident but why why am i picturing uh fuck it everyone believe it it's an accident i'll just say it was dark in there why am i picturing ken giving the same answer ken who doesn't have a significant other currently why'd you do that ah it was dark yeah yeah well i don't want to just like feel like i'm taking the finger you point at me and turn it right back around on you but actually i did i did think i'm gonna i'm gonna go with sly because i saw this on your instagram today you were making like a fox a lot of fun of me for taking your sister to prom look at this whole dedicated instagram post to cj's fiancee who wouldn't feel lucky to surf with anchor you know what that's awesome you know what happened cj saw that and he said oh can't let my little cousin one up me here and then he swooped her yeah i don't think you had a chance wait you went to prom with alex no no ryan went ryan went to prom with my sister oh no alex alex is my fiancee is the same age as me is ben's older sister so she was probably over hanging out and then ben was just this little stupid kid running around and he was like can i go surfing with him get a picture and try to look cool on instagram and he did he had it up on the gram that day hard post hard post hard launch nah it's all good thanks bro i'm pissed about water under the fridge you didn't know about that till right now what the fuck i'm gonna have to rethink this whole engagement thing did you say water under the fridge trailer park boys reference gosh do you have a trailer park boys and you're from canada oh yeah i've seen it i've seen all of them you scared me for a second there there were some funny other old pictures oh here's a picture of uh you'll have to beep this but he's real whoa don't be showing ai's a crazy thing don't be showing there was an ai in 2015 we're gonna do a hard launch with him and ev like a face reveal like are they gonna start dating or what he's a hard launch we're gonna introduce him ev is just gonna think it's a paid actor it's a good point actually we could really just introduce anyone then i just feel like i've met most people that you guys have stories about and you have the most stories about this person that i just he was a legend we do we have so many stories about him and you always give me a look while you say it to leave me like you know they're messing it's crazy too because like cj and i were best friends with him and uh he pretty much just like stopped coming around like the summer before c-boy started yeah he would have been really funny on camera he would have been people would have loved him he just decided he wanted to move away and do something else if he existed yeah so basically to give context to the listener ben and i and ryan and micah and ken we have this friend that we hung out with a lot and we have a lot of old stories with that we'll sometimes tell and evan's never seen this guy's never met this guy doesn't have social media anything so like he can't look him up and he just thinks that we're trying to get him to date him and he's like i don't know i don't know i don't he thinks that we like are making up fake stories about a fake person and trolling him and i have been trolled plenty of times that's valid so it's not like this is just like a really out of the blue thing like it's normal for me to question anything that you guys say the one thing that really threw it for a loop was that ken tried saying that he was our cousin no no no and you guys you guys as a troll told me he was i don't think so i think you just didn't know what was going on you just thought he was our cousin no it was you guys were like oh yeah he's our cousin is that how he said it i was like okay cool and then just years later i was like i thought he was your cousin you're like oh absolutely not i just love the love sometimes that dude's on a different planet you're like i don't think he's a real person then we're like fuck it we'll just convince you that he's not a real person and then next thing you know dalton's like i hear you guys talk about him all the time too and now evan's telling me he's not even a real person what is this and so you were convincing him that he wasn't a real person oh my god oh my god do you remember i just thought of this funny story he did one time in high school his name's beep so maybe we can tell it right in high school he banged this girl right so she's at his house and he's like so she goes home or whatever and then he's got this condom he like doesn't know what to do with it because he doesn't want to throw it like you don't know you don't want to flush it because you think he's gonna fuck up his like septic or plumbing and then he's also like i can't throw it in the garbage like what if my parents find it so he goes out and he was like in such a hurry he's like so he's like his underwear and he like runs across this golf course and throws it in this garbage or something and then he went home he runs all the way back and then he gets like nervous no he just threw it outside he just threw it somewhere and then he like gets all nervous and he's like oh fuck like what if they like grab the condom and like dna test it and then figure out it was me and get me for littering he fucking runs back out like a few hours later in the middle of the night finds this used condom on the golf course and then runs to like a hole and throws it in the garbage or something my god it was crazy that was a funny story i don't know if we can tell that one i don't know i feel like it's probably fine i mean what do people know who we're talking about they won't i hate blowing up people's spot you know stories like this have been finding us for years like how just how you know i think everyone has stories yeah and every friend group has stories i have my we're just like a fucking tape just like a tape recorder that we just record at night and then play live the next day or like the pumpkin situation when me and my buddies that one actually i just heard this one last week yeah you told us on the pod but i said on the pod yeah yeah you told the pod dude no you didn't yeah you did yeah sorry ben and i are actually like stupid what's going on what are you gonna say nothing i'm on a podcast i'm not talking i remember when i did that that is crazy ryan on our first podcast ever you like didn't say anything and now you're like the the dude running shit isn't that crazy glow up i think i was really scared and we were just like really yapping i didn't want to like interject and then i realized that's just kind of what you have to do yeah dude nothing pisses people off more than having to listen to someone talk on a podcast it's the fucking worst benny's a shut up sit there and look pretty what do you think this is a podcast the second one i talked a little bit and then more and more and then now we're here what do we've done like 200 and what is this 217 episodes how many years have we been doing this shit 2021 i think five years yeah it is actually crazy because it seems like the podcast is still new to me but yeah yeah we've been doing it for a minute i was thinking about that uh just today though i was listening to this hulk hogan doc so then i saw that his daughter went on this podcast and she was talking crap about she didn't like it but i was watching this podcast and i was thinking to myself like man these people are running it so much more different than you know we do i think a lot of podcasts have to because like they got guests on they're like so professional and like kind of stiff with it and they got like all these points they're talking about and i was like man we're so lucky we get to just sit down and like riff just riff and just like we're just hanging out you know like sometimes sometimes they're really really good and other times they're maybe just good but uh dude sometimes i feel bad i'm like i i want to come on and make sure i have good things to say you can't just come on here and just say you know what i'm talking about random shit you gotta yeah you really can't like you gotta it is kind of hard you can but you can't yeah you can but you can't but yeah you just can't fly stuff out of left field otherwise it's it's not really gonna work yeah you can if there's like uh reason for it or or more that you can add yeah true yeah yeah there's plenty of stuff too i'm sure that just gets cut out of the podcast that just we'll we'll try won't go anywhere okay next topic it's like you say something and then it gives like a new thing for people to like yeah transition off of and like yeah create a new conversation do you think because of the podcast people feel like they know us much better yeah for sure i think that'd be factual yeah yeah i mean we're like i think you talk about more like behind the scenes life stuff what's going on at home a lot more personal i was sitting next to a kid yesterday i did a conceal and carry class with alex and the kid that i'm sitting next to i don't know he's probably 18 19 and he's just like you know just a standard c boys fan he's been watching me and he's like i don't know i don't know i don't since he was 10 or whatever 12 you know and so he's like dude like this is so weird like i feel like i know you but you don't know me and like you know just kind of people say that all the time i'm like oh yeah he's yeah people feel like they know us like they know our whole life and he was like is it weird that like i know so much about like he was like because we're sitting there for like three four hours and he was a cool cool kid nice guy but yeah it is strange i guess my answer to him was like yeah it's just kind of normal i guess i don't really think about it yeah the reason i guess i say that like obviously people know more about us because we share so much more on the podcast about like our personal lives but the podcast audience is a lot older like young kids don't listen to the podcast and i often find that like young kids know more about me than i do like they remember everything and they know like what we've done every single week for the last eight years because they they watch the videos religiously like on repeat where i completely forget about it one week later and so i i like just meet so many like younger fans that know so much about me and i have a hard time believing that they also listen to the podcast like it's i don't know it's oftentimes like an older demo for the pod i love when people tell me that they watch the pod yeah i mean it's my favorite thing to hear dude i feel like they it would help like if you were like hoping to meet someone and you were like let's say you didn't want to embarrass yourself at said meet and greet and if they had a podcast you'd be able to tell what their manner isms how they respond how i respond when you guys say something to me and vice versa and so i mean yeah definitely like not just your stories help us get to know but like literally like learning the way we respond what makes us laugh everything a lot of fun i can't believe we've done over 200 podcasts like when you're bringing up the first podcast i remember it like it was yesterday i remember you like not talking much myself kind of the same and like having our l table and and and all the thoughts we had so many thoughts coming into it you know all right boys just gotta be good we gotta you know keep it moving and we were overthinking a lot of it but maybe that was for the best because now we're locked in on it mike is getting another bowl cut at a million ideally if we could hit that like right before ben's wedding so he looks ridiculous for ben's wedding oh that'd be amazing august we'd have to crank on that people at home will have to crank on that yeah definitely giving you a little homework yeah got a crank on it we're talking about all this cranking spending he's getting excited and what are they cranking on ryan hogs no i think the subscribe subscribe button subscribe button and your hog go home wrap up your motorcycle rev for spenny can we talk about that one uh thing you sent me the idea like would it be exposing the idea if we talked about it the one where they're like holding the hands oh in theory you're gonna kind of realistically are we ever gonna do it yeah it's perfect i'll just live on edge until it happens i don't care you know i don't know oh now you can't do that you can't do that i don't know oh man you know have you ever okay fine let's i'll uh i'll pull it up so jack was telling us about this kid who goes on 50 dates in 50 states right and then ben was on tiktok and sent me this idea obviously with our one single friend kenjamino and basically the idea is that i'm gonna pull up on the screen here perfect uh my name is evan do this from cambridge uh i'm feeling very nervous excited um i also just turned 42 yesterday my name is misty so these people don't know each other and they're gonna have to like do a photo shoot together and then they see if they fall in love after and they don't get to see each other before so we want to do this with ken so awkward could you imagine how perfect this would go i love it would go so badly no you can you would be a superstar this is made for you i'm evan he's from cambridge that's where evan's from yeah i thought you're from cambridge minnesota no cloquet okay sorry so it's like a first date yep yeah except it's a photo shoot and they're acting like they're in love and then they see if they're falling if they're in love after they do look happy together they do they're just like cosplaying being married or getting engaged oh shit they gotta get close what the fuck they're just hugging that's such an awkward hug yeah it's very awkward it's almost like they've never met before but it would be hilarious it looks like they've never hugged before either i don't know i mean interesting a lot more awkward the transitions are really throwing me off but i like the dating stuff i always think it's fun when we have you know our single friends and we try to find them love you know if you just look at the history of tv shows there's a lot of dating shows you know from the bachelor love island flavor flave his show like the kid rock had one or whatever his name was brett michaels yeah i think it'd be great how do you feel about it awful i i feel awful about it because i know there's gonna be some other kind of twist that gets thrown into it always is i don't know if there's twist there needs to be a twist i think we're just trying to see what comes from it yeah i think we should do it with ken there's so many crazy days well who else we're gonna do with mike i think we i know other single people i guess we run it like uh parental control do you remember that that would be good too we could remake a bunch of shows like that what was that would be funny this is way beyond your time where the parents watch the date and at any time they just hit the buzzer and then like get rid of the girl or the guy whatever whatever side the parents i don't think it's at any time no it's they they come they come into it of their current significant other and they have they curate a bunch of other days and they do three dates and then at the end it's up to the kid to decide who they like they take it up with the parents but and the kid decides and then like they either sometimes stay with their current boyfriend or girlfriend and then the parents like oh it's just so awkward because it's like imagine you're just like a high school kid or just out of high school and you're dating some girl and the parents are just like oh you're dating him right in front of you i'd be like all right well this isn't gonna work then they think about it and they're like oh my god i don't know what to do with you on a tv yeah but it was like it was pretty fake but but there's one now where like so they take i think it was four or five couples that have been dating anywhere from a year to five years and then they go to two different villas all the guys temptation island yeah all the guys go to one villa i haven't watched it but it's so plugged in dude it's insane it's insane and it's the that villa is full of girls single girls that are just like hi like with the guys yes holy shit there's a wild show other villa the five girls and then they go to two different villas and then they go to girls that are in current relationships are at a villa full of you know eight guys single guys holy crap that would be nerve-wracking it's to test their relationships but then obviously like some of them stay kind of strong some of them just fully cheat it's just a cheating show yeah and they actually cheat and it shows on tv yes they hook up so yes the guy holy crap that's why the guy that was the guy and the girl that were dating for five years the guy cheated right away first day showed then they sit down at the fire the girls do and they're like oh my god i don't know what to do and they watch the footage of what their boyfriends did some of them didn't do anything bad some of them they literally watched them cheating and then vice versa the guys do that they stay in the villa and then there's the girl like i'm going fucking wild now and then basically like the girl watched that happen she's like well like f this we're done and then they go into like they can go into a secret area and the red light will go off at the other villa if anyone's in there and then the guy's just like i know that's her i'm like well and they're all like dude fuck her that's so lame and like he's literally the one who just cheated on her so yeah dude she's being lame and obviously the producers the producers are just loving that shit so they're married no no oh okay i was like that's crazy just but yeah like couples but yeah i mean you had the one that they were dating for five years from 18 to 23 and then they go on the show nobody ends up together still oh really everyone just breaks up eventually there was one couple that i saw that that ended the show together but like wow you got to wonder how many are real couples though you know it's like you maybe got like some girl who's like your friend or you know you're just kind of hanging out and you're just like oh we could do this and you know be on tv get paid crazy concept it's a good concept but yeah crazy for sure ken island oh i like the sound of that ken's love island they have to fight for his love against each other he's the bachelor sounds like just normal bachelor it sounds like bachelor but he's way better oh they're ken is like i could see it though like because the bachelor is kind of like lame like they don't do that much fun stuff yeah like i like ken to spice it up yeah would you do the bachelor ken fuck no really why not no it only takes like 21 days or something like 30 days i don't know we would miss you i would miss you but i'd let you do it i don't know i i think those shows are kind of lame i just think they're chick shows i'm not i can't watch the bachelor but but would you be on it to date some of these i don't think i'd ever do it i couldn't i love that i'm not gonna be on a show for girls no it's just i i think they're kind of kind of lame cheeto yeah cheeto yeah cheeto would be the good word so if they reached out you'd say no yeah i don't think they'd be on a show for girls if our agent lined it up and they offered i would say no they offered you a hundred grand to be on the show and you have to be on the show it takes 30 days to film i think i would still say no i think it's pretty there would be a bunch of chicks that would like you you would be more famous a way different level of fame ken would be getting exposed left and right tmz talking about him doing something man what if they were all 48 year old women age of attraction i still think it's i i just couldn't be on one of those shows i i just don't like the concept i don't know it's just not for me i think dating shows are whack no i'm not saying they're i think they're so i'm not saying they're like the most legit thing but well we could probably call entertaining call the agent off of it then i think she's been pushing for it it's almost like every single one of those shows they all end up breaking up or whatever like once the non-disclosure period ends it's like every single one of them well ken i think it's just i think it's more so for the clout and money maybe we could see if we could extend the nda turn extending the relationship yeah what's the what's the rate of people on the bachelor or the bachelorette that actually stay together yep i'm looking it up right now chat it doesn't prove if it's right or you know i think people do the bachelorette and the bachelor for love they do it for the clout they don't do it for every single one of them does it for the clout because then like one of the people that doesn't get selected but makes it pretty far in they're the next like bachelor bachelorette there's uh 10 bachelor and bachelorette couples together and how many seasons done like 40 seasons it's pretty low odds yeah not good not the best okay it's an 18 success rate on the bachelor the bachelorette is a 19 success rate and the golden bachelorette is only a 20 what what percent of marriages stay together though 50 i think less than 50 so that means it's like not that far off nowadays it's less than 50 30 swing less people are getting divorced because people aren't getting married as early they marry people they actually love not out of circumstance i can see that i thought divorce levels were higher uh first marriage is about 30 to 45 percent and in divorce 60 plus of second marriages end in divorce and third is 70 plus that's when you know it's just you it's your fault wow so that's interesting technically a standard marriage is more has a higher success rate than the bachelor but shit throw something at the wall see if it sticks because your second one will be even less likely of working well cj don't talk him out of it oh sorry no i i thought i thought he was just talking about marriage no he's talking to ken well your second one's gonna be even less likely and your third so i don't know that's all they are well but you could change the tune and go for love we do actually gotta start wrapping up a bachelor that's actually here for love that could be your that could be your whole slogan ken he's not even here for the tv he hates the show he doesn't actually want to be on i already have plenty of it someone who doesn't want the clout just love and you said we gotta we do gotta wrap up otherwise we're gonna start losing cameras where are they gonna go they're just not gonna record anymore fair enough our cameras are starting a union well it's been real boys thanks for uh thanks for joining us and laughing with us that was a lot of fun we got the octane fest coming up last weekend of the giveaway is this weekend it's done damn all right well thanks for everyone who got entered and uh we'll see you next week subscribe if you haven't throw us a comment and we'll talk to you then peace thank you for that send off michael