Ken Injured Himself Again, Ryan Destroyed His Hummer, & Jack Totaled His Tesla GT3RS!

The browns are kind of decent this year. Of course, 10 favorite team is the browns. One thing I will always do for the people is abuse my daily driver. That was a $100,000 car, and it's worth 43. Ryan's talking, which it was like the first podcast when he didn't talk. Could have been fatal about 10 feet to the left. Oh my gosh, Jack. Ben, where's your little cuss? He's eating chili. Ben on the job site today? Yeah, he might have showed up a minute or hour late. But it was an appointment. He had an appointment, so it's fine. This is a free schedule. Yeah, free schedule. It is the guy's wedding week. Yeah, I mean, he gets a bit of an exact same week. I wasn't wearing my PPE. God, don't, God fucking don't in the head. That'll happen, Ryan. You know, we wore our PPE for the intro of this video, but then once we actually got to work, or we're like, well, we probably don't actually need the hard hat. I mean, I was wearing mine the entire time. Yeah, or our foreign moves did off. You're form-ended, you're cap-in, bro. You were wearing a cap. You're right, I was wearing a cap today, but Ryan. Yesterday, though, I wore my PPE yesterday. I let it warm. And then I wore it to Menards yesterday when we were walking around. You don't believe how many people came and asked me questions at Menards? Because I was wearing like this vest. It's like we worked there. It might as well have said ask for directions. Actually, three different people came up to me and they were asking me where things were. And the first two, I was just like, I don't work here, man. And then the last one, I started messing with. I was fully hard-handed up as well. There was a new respect. Oh, yeah, dude. It is true. Especially that late in the day. They're like, oh, yeah, these guys worked for their money today. But anyone that actually knows anything, like anyone who knows, ball would be like, the fuck, this guy's clean. This is a brand-new vest. He looks clean as hell. It's the end of the day. Like, what is he doing? No, I don't. I did a photo shoot in the lumber yard with the fucking Lambo Dorsal. Yeah, the Lambo Dorsal. I'm driving around. We're getting shit. Kind of tough. It's actually kind of tough. Yeah, you see that Raptor roll through the lumber yard with the Lambo Dorsal. And then you see the guy driving it hop out with a clean vest. You know he's a larper. People were staring at that thing. Really? It looked amazing. With the Lambo Dorsal? Oh, yeah. I wonder why. You drive through the lumber tunnel? The wonder why? Ken couldn't even get out of the truck. Yeah. Yeah, how's your ankle? Ken is on injured reserve. His calf. He's been-- My calf is fucked. What'd you do to it? I think I pulled it when I was trying to run off the line or that. Have we reviewed something? Yeah, we got to admit to it. I don't work off the line. I think it just popped. Context for the listener. Without spoiling anything. We're doing a build off. Two teams. We had a draft of who went to what team. That's why we're wearing obviously our NFL combine, except for construction workers. Yeah. So far, it's been good. It's been good. We split up. The only casualty is potentially Ken's calf muscle. Ken is getting smarter, because he already wants to leave your wedding that hasn't even happened yet early. That's what it is. And so he's like, oh, I pulled my calf this week. And I know I can't dance on the dance floor, because my-- I can't do the stanky leg. Ken's definitely not leaving early. I'm not leaving early. He's fucking closing it down. I can already tell. I don't want to block those things down. I'm not. My wedding. It closes down at 11.45. It's not even that late. That's pretty late for me. Bro, you've been sober for three weeks. The first week started my wedding. You've fallen off the wagon five times in between, but you're getting back on it now for CJ's wedding. I think you're on a bed between like eight and nine most nights. We can have both status. That's crazy. Well, you really can stand up. We used to live together. That's true. Nobody has roomed a time together than me and Ken. Your roommates get married. Second off, I invited Ken's other half of his friend group. Like, he's got us, we're like his work friends, and then he's got his like real art. So you won't leave. That's what I was talking about. That will help. And they are coming as well. So I know for a fact he's going to be having a blast. And yeah, it's just crazy, man. My wedding's in what? A couple days and two days. And we're out here building tree houses, right? It is very stressful. I got so much stuff I need to do, but we're also just on it, getting this stuff done, ripping pods, but it'll all come together. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's going to be fun, dude. It's going to be really fun. I am too, I'm just trying to like not, which I am stressed for some reason. It's kind of weird, but you just are. But I'm like not sleeping very good and stuff like that, but I'm just trying to enjoy it. How it goes, how it goes. It'll be great. It's a good point. I mean, dude, I think I got the best way you could look off. What could happen? It's like your friends and their dumbass buddy that rides through wheelers burns the venue down. I mean, he's like, I didn't think about that, but good point. It's a historic venue that's over 100 years old. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? They haven't burned it down in 100 years. Yeah, there's no way it happens yet. Well, hey, I'll say this, CJ, you know, as your best man, I am here to help in any way possible. So will these guys, you know, you didn't do it anything from my wedding, but maybe you were saving your energy for CJ's, Ev. What do you mean? Just stay out of trouble. We did too much at your wedding. No, no, no, to help you before your wedding. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a lead up. You know, if we can help in any way, and Ev, you just stay out of trouble, and that'll keep doing what you do, baby. Keep drinking the teas. I've been behaving. Just been good. And yeah, it'll all work out. Yeah, I'm not too worried about it. Alex shares about everything or just like the team, everything. I mean, there's just so much stuff. Like, I'm just trying to figure out a lot of things where I can help, but yeah, so that's that. But have you guys seen the video of my doors? What they sound like? Not to go back. Oh, my gosh. I wrote nothing yesterday. It's so bad. I can't believe you fucking drive it. It's worse than the video. What else am I gonna drive? I am glad you brought that up though, because people need to know. It's not just a little squeak. It is definitely loud. I didn't get off the phone with you yesterday. Like, we're trying to talk and I'm just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's annoying too. And like someone calls for business. Like, say like the FedEx guy's like, what, like, there's some noise going in the background. This is, and I'm like, I will pop the video up right here. All right, so I got about two-hour road trip of my truck. It's another squeak. People have been asking me, like, if I'm mad about it. I'm actually not mad at all. Like, I'm very happy that Cleetus did this to me. I don't think it's funny. You didn't explain to the FedEx guy that-- Yeah, I just was like, yes, I just broke and phoned. Anyways, people have been like saying I'm a baby and stuff, and I'm sorry that it came off that I was a baby. I'm not trying to be a baby about it. I actually told Cleetus. I'm like, bro, this is like one of the best things that's happened to me in a while. I love it. I hate you. No personality, I love it. I hate it, but I love it. Like, I don't like you. I'll deduct something. But I'm happy that it happened because it's fun. Like, everywhere I go, people, when they see me, they're like, oh, you took it all off, I go, no, just the wheels because I couldn't drive around, and I throw the door, and they love it. They think it's so awesome. It's just like, it's like a party trick. And not-- Yeah, this is what it's all about. But CJ's most like Instagram caracel. Yeah, that's crazy work. People love it. And it's just fun and like funny. Like, you kind of always just have this little party trick. Like, you can throw the doors up in the Menards Lumberyard. And everyone's like, what the frick? Like, so you can't do with the life, right? Well, I've always, what are you going to do about that squeak? Because it's like, actually-- I don't know. Can you fix that? I'm not used to it, honestly. I really have got to just be adjusting, right? It wasn't bad under 30. But anything above, like, 40, 45, it's like ear piercing. Living out here in the country, you know I only drive 30. Right. I think a lot of people were acting like I didn't take it. Well, I was laughing the whole time. And I honestly, I love it, but I hate it. Yeah, I love it. But I'm glad it happened. And also, Cleetus and I, dude, M. Ben, we might be better friends than ever. I know. In typical guy fashion, we just punked each other. And now we're all just like-- This is best buds. We're a very fast diamond. We have a group chat, and we talk every single day. We said in video, rip. Rips like, hey, send this to the sea boys. Like, everything's all good. Like, we're not mad at each other. We don't-- Rips spin, rip it on that new bike. There's no beef. We were just joking. This is no comparison to your doors. I was like, so I didn't really drive my truck that much after Cleetus ripped it. He didn't even rip it that hard because it doesn't even do donuts that well. I've never done this before, but the catalytic converter is shitting itself. My exhaust is like clogged because the cats-- Well, just hold the rev-- Good news then. Just hold the rev bomb for a while. The italian tune up. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I think I want to try that. Dude, I was going to say that's great. That's an easy fix, just chop that cat off, chop the cat off, and it probably is going to run even better. And it's worth a couple hundred bucks. True. And-- Can't put price on that. Check engine light? Don't worry about it. Yeah, no, exactly. You can just program that away. Brother, check engine lights. Can you? Doesn't even begin. You know how someone will be selling a car and they're like, yep, check engine lights on because it doesn't have cats or because it has special cats. Like, can you program it on? Just give me a tune. Yeah, you just put a little piece of duct tape over the light. That's what I did in my Hummer. There you go. Technically, my Hummer doesn't have a check engine light because it doesn't have an engine. It's just got this little symbol of a car with an exclamation point in it. And that's just-- It's like, we're hurting. Yeah, it's all of us. We have problems here. I brought it to the dealer because there was quite a few. The more I dug into it, the more fucked up it was, for sure. Yeah. Did you guys listening catch Ryan necessarily sending his Hummer? Dude, one thing I will always do for the people is abuse my daily driver. Yes, you will. I know what he's ever said that you won't. I will always hold it down and just destroy whatever I own for the boys. Shout out to you for that. But this one has been fairly inconvenient due to the breakings of everything. My back door is bent. I'm not going to fix that though. The guy was calling me and he's like, wait. running me through the list. He's like, yeah, it's like 25 grand in damage. And I'm like, well, I ain't fixing that. I go, give me the sensor that's ripped off. And give me the skid plate, the insulation. So it doesn't start on fire. And then give me the rear bumper, which I'm going to buy on you, but eBay. And I'm just going to self tap her it back together. You bent the back door on that thing. Yeah, the tire went so hard like that, it like kinked in the door. And like the top of the door leaks water in the bottom now. Right it off. That's what I said, dude, it was worth like for it. It's very, this is very embarrassing to say. That was a $100,000 car. And it's worth 40. Yeah, mine for the crash. Yeah, yeah. For the crash with my two deer, it's worth 43. That's a big depreciation. And if I could buy that car for 43, that's a sick fucking car. It really is a good car. Holy shit, Ryan. Dude, that's electric vehicles though. They just appreciate this. 150 and sold it for 75. Yeah. Jack scratch that model, Model 3, you're going to buy Ryan's Hummer now. Yeah. 20 grand. No, no, first of all, I'm keeping it 25 grand damages. It's worth 45, 20 grand right there. There's a new car. No, I'm going to keep it and just keep beating the crap out. Honestly, that might be your only, my only, only hope. Yeah. And so I'm just going to, I'm going to keep, keep laying it on the line with the Hummer. And hopefully, through enough videos, we pay for it. I want to see how much we can do with the Hummer. Oh, rather, we can do anything with it. It's a thousand horsepower. I hit those pipes. I hit those pipes. I think you need to graduate to the final stage in being a Hummer owner. And that's a Humvee military, Humvee, a Humvee in each one. Yep. And then you put a Duramax in it. That's my whole, but they're a hundred grand. Yeah, but they're going to probably state. I mean, they've always been about 60 to 100 grand when I see them. That's true. So I mean, you won't lose money and you'll definitely look fucking cool. Mark still have his. Yeah, but his is, Mark's isn't a Duramax swap. So you could get Mark's Hummer. Yeah. Humvee. And then Duramax swap. I kind of need, which would be the cab. I need the cab on it so I can drive it in the winter. We can have Tony and his crew turn up the power on it, like put a bunch of shit on. The thing will be rolling coal, probably doing burnout. So that actually be sick. We could take my electric Hummer drivetrain and put it underneath it. No, dude. That's actually, I mean, this is why you would be bulletproof. That's unique. Oh, maybe sick. It's a thousand fucking horsepower. Honestly, you're just writing it off. It's up here. Yeah, I've always thought that like electric cars need a different way to measure power. Yeah, it's not there. It can still equal 1000 horsepower, but we can't call it. They need to be like nerfed. Yeah, because you can't, they can't keep saying every car is a thousand horsepower. I mean, it is because it like is. But like, it's not it's not the same level of difficulty. That's probably a whole horses felt. But we can't keep our 14 horsepower. That's true. Yeah. Dude, I mean, honestly, there's no denying the electric vehicles have their performance, but would I buy one? No, I especially would not buy one after the amount of money you to have lost. So bad. What about a hybrid? No, there's no doubt. Ken's now half half in the door. Can't fully step out. He doesn't want to fully step out of the lifestyle. But yeah, we'll see. Yeah, you know, you could go on the auction site and buy a GT3RS electric Tesla Model 3. I was looking at that. What's the status on that? Is it live? Yeah, it should be. Check that link because I did accept that it's like a total loss. Are we talking about it right now? Yeah, yeah, we haven't. Is it live? Is the auction live? Yeah, it set up coming the last time I checked, but it's probably live now. I think we should buy it. That would be insane. We're gonna buy a piece of shit. Why would we stop? No, I mean, good point. It runs and drives a still upcoming 152k on that Jesus. So should we explain what happened? We should sit here. Yeah, you're gonna sit down. Alright, so Jack had his infamous lightning McQueen Tesla kind of a crazy story. Everyone loved it. And then he decided everyone loved it. Everyone loved it. And he decided it was time for him to make even more people love it. So he turned it into a GT3RS. Got new wheels, things to cut some offsets. Got a bunch of arrow dynamics from eBay and Amazon and installed them on his Tesla. And it actually looked really good. It did. It was kind of race. It was you were driving it like a race car. Clearly, he was driving it like a race car and totaling the car the next day into a swamp. Yeah, basically the next day. Yeah, came and did they did the reveal of the boys and then. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Porsche just sent you like a cease-and-assist air drive over the air. Yeah, they weren't happy about it. That's for sure. They were just like disabled brakes. Boom. Yeah, now who's laughing? Yeah. You wanted to save me, Ken. I don't know what was going on there. The next one I buy is going to have full self driving on it. That's for sure. Yeah, that'll that'll actually probably do some good. Dude, so I buzz over there to go. Yeah, I haven't seen any of it. See if I can help him. I kind of blacked out. I didn't know you just called us. You're like not far. I'm like, well, just rip over there. Yeah. And I kind of blacked out when you came by. So I don't remember what like any. Yeah, you were pretty frantic. I don't blame you. I mean, this thing is easy. Yeah, like, bro, like, so got the wing, though. Yeah, do your parts stay on it? Yeah, you right, you the insurance is going to wonder where you're going to go back to the one where the pole was. Oh, yeah, no longer there. He sheared this pole off. That's his hood. Found his cowboy hat is somehow launched out of his trunk. Oh, my gosh, Jack. Yeah. So, okay, all right, so go back to that photo right there or that video. Is that a dead tree that was already. Yeah, taken down because that's a big ass. Big ass. You went through, you went through that sign. Thankfully, you missed the frickin live trees to the left. There was probably, I mean, could have been fatal about 10 feet to the left. Oh, God, dude. Straight up. You know, the thing about those Teslas is they actually are so safe, though. What's immediately going through your your head after it? You come to a stop. You go off. Did you go? Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, that's mostly what I'm wondering. Pick up there. The moment I realized that I'm cooked, I just like, I don't remember exactly what happened. I don't think I yelled or anything like that, but I just remember expecting and like, knowing what's coming. Because I've kind of been in a car accident before, but I'm like, yeah, I got T-bone. I wasn't driving, but I've like I could like picture that happening to at the same time, you know? And so I knew it was coming. And so I just like kind of feel like I braced a little bit and then obviously had no idea where I was going, but I felt all the the crashing. I went caught some air and came to a stop and I was pretty shaken up right away. The first thing I did was like, am I good? And I immediately I knew I was fine. Like, I have one mark on my arm from the airbag. Yeah, that's it. From the entire crash. Oh damn, it sent up every airbag in the car. The feet well had an airbag. Wow. Like I was totally fine. My neck was a little sore. I was pretty shaken up after obviously. But, uh, yeah, the first thought was like, after I was good, I was just like, damn, dude, like my car. Yeah. I was like, because obviously the most important thing, I just go back to I'm so thankful that I'm okay. But, um, after that, then I'm just like, damn, like I'm sad like this car meant so much. Dude, you do, you did love that car. Luckily, your next one can be even better. Dude, you know, I will say jack wanting to Tesla makes complete sense though. He drives an hour every day. The amount of money he saves. Having electric, not having to do oil changes, all this other stuff. Right. Worth it. Oh, it's huge worth it. And especially with the current gas prices right now. Even to driving the last two weeks, I've noticed like I've spent hundreds of dollars on Oh, yeah. Jack was very smart by purchasing this car at the bottom of his depreciation. Exactly. Not at the top. Take some notes there, otherwise. Not only that he made money on that car. I don't know. Wow. Yeah. I mean, what was all the mods? I'm sure it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then the value of them has gone up. So now I'm like, when I'm trying to buy one now, it's like, damn, these are more expensive than I remember. Maybe you drove the value up. Yeah. By showing how cool people saw him and they were like, damn, I want a lightning McQueen or potentially a GT3 RS edition model three. Ken's been trying to do that for years trying to make Tesla's cool. Yeah. Pretty funny. How like obviously shout out custom offsets for the wheels. But the rest of it is so cheap and it looks so much better than a stock Tesla in my opinion, like with the blacked out chrome and the. Yeah. Did you roll the windows down or did it just do that when you crashed? I didn't roll the windows down. No, I didn't even know to say. Yeah. Wow. So the car got towed obviously and then it went to auction, correct? Yep. Yep. And this car right now is fully bricked. When you crash it blows a fuse in the high voltage battery. So that's disconnected. So then, you know, it's on, but that's just a low voltage battery. That dies. So I bet if you replace that fuse, it'll still work. I mean, you got to replace like the front end, which is just radiators and stuff, but because it would be cool to buy it back drift Tesla. I've been saying I've been trying to convince Jack to make a drift Tesla. - I've been trying to convince you guys to make a drift Tesla. - Or Jack. - We can drive. - We could send it to Matt Armstrong. - I think he's pretty busy with this fucking boat that he bought. I've been watching those videos. - Between his Bugatti's and his yacht's, that he's rebuilding. You don't think he'd want to rebuild it. - He's like, "Oh, I actually kind of gave up on the Tesla, sorry, Jack." And then I say, "Should he?" On the Tesla's about 10 years ago when I started doing Bugatti's and Supercars. - The first ever Tesla GT3 RS though. - Yeah, it's probably gotta be the only one that there's. There's somebody who has an M3 Tesla that is trying to tell me that I copied him in all my comment sections. - Really? - Yeah, it's been pissing. - Hold on. - I gotta see this. - Yeah, I gotta see this. - I gotta see this. - Yeah, I wanna see the shit he's talking and I wanna see what the hell an M3 Tesla looks like. - Yeah, that's what I'm more so curious. And so you did copy him? - No, I didn't copy. - I mean, dude, you could-- - It's on a trial reel. - It's on a trial reel. - You could maybe just respond and just say, "Buddy, it's not even the same car, not at all." - It's a Porsche to a BMW. And also, you could just respond congrats. We both had bad ideas. - Someone commented, "Ben Roth, why are you copying this kid?" - Someone also said, "Ben's. " What did he say? "Ben's all mad, he spent $350,000 more for his GT3 RS." What's up with you putting your fucking bare feet? - Yeah, I really like that. - Oh, it was curled? - Yeah, what is that? You clearly don't value what your worth is. I'm feet finder selling 'em, so you're just trying to give 'em for free. - I'm just seeing pretty excited about that. - Did he? - Yeah, he commented, he's like dang. - First thing, free toes. - It's this dude idea. Nice bro, where'd you get the idea? - Oh my god. - I'm a thing shit like this. I'm like so many of my posts. Here's what it is, looks like. - I mean, dude. (laughs) - This is what he put a BMW badge in a front lip on it and go on it. - I can't even see what it is, he keeps multiplying it. - This guy straight up just slapped a badge on his Tesla. - The headlights go hard, I'll give 'em that. - The headlights front lip side skirts, all that stuff. - I mean, you somehow claims it's a BMW though. - Yeah. - Well, I mean. - He has an M3 badge on the back too. - Yeah, he didn't even put the sticker on the side. (laughs) How are you supposed to know? - I mean, that is funny. Like, I'll give 'em that, it was funny, but I mean, why copy just a lame BMW? Well, I guess Pan has both of the BMW on a Porsche, so. - I was trying to. - I should comment, should I comment? Back at this guy, just be like, dude, why are you lurping me? (laughs) - I have seen the Audi one, the Audi one's funny. That actually kinda looks like an Audi five. - Even put the turbo badge on it. - Yeah, apparently in California that people are rebadging their Teslas. - Oh, is that like something they don't get vandalized? - Yeah, I mean, the cyber truck, you can't fucking hide. - If you're an idiot, you could definitely believe that's a BMW. - Yeah, I really thought about putting Porsche, emblems on. - Could you not find 'em? - It was like the day of when we were talking about all I should have done that, and I was just like, "Yeah, that's too late." - The ones on Ben's car are just the stickers. - Yeah, right, he's peeled those off. - Something I thought I was gonna have another variation of it after, and I didn't wanna take the T-Off, but here we are. - Damn, that's crazy, Jack. Well, I'm glad you're right, most importantly. - Thanks, bro. - Scared the shit out of us. - Just a light text on a Friday afternoon. Hey, boys, just got in a serious accident. I'm okay, though. - A serious accident, that was crazy. - Dude, my tick was serious. - A serious accident. We're like, "Oh, my God." - Are you wet, and it's not far at all. - Dude, and when you said that, too, and you're like, "Yeah, I'm all good." Like, you kind of downplayed it, and then you sent a picture of the car, and we were all like, "Oh, shit." - I didn't wanna overplay it, though, or overdo it. - No, I think you did it. I think you, yeah, you undersolded it a little bit. We were still surprised. - Yeah, that was gnarly. - But just glad that you're good. - Yeah. - Glad that you're good, and nobody else got hurt, and everything's all good. You can replace a vehicle. - Yep, best case scenario out of like a bad situation. - Yeah, so. - I'm sorry to go back to my wedding, but I actually need to ask, probably, Micah or Ryan, any of your favorite from you guys? - I'll be the official, yeah. (laughs) - A little late on that, but uh. - That's it. - Apparently we need-- - You took it to heart, would you like? - Anything you need. He's like, yeah, actually. - Anyway. - My dad's listening, so am I out of job? - So one of you two need to, uh. Apparently, like, at the reception, do like a welcome thing. Like, they'll tell you what to say. It's just short. But I was like, yeah, I mean, Micah or Ryan would be great at that. - Like a prayer. - No, no, just like, uh. Hey, like, uh, yeah, thanks for coming guys. Like, we're gonna be doing this to that and the other. Uh, there's drinks over here. - I'm seeing. - Just like a light little welcome. I feel like you'd be really good at it. - I would love to do it. - Yeah. - Ryan would also be really good at it. - Ryan would also be. - You know why I think that's awesome? Because I don't think that the DJ should be emceeing it. Here's why. No one knows who the DJ is. Might as well have somebody good at talking. I'm not saying that like, this should be me, but might as well have somebody that everybody knows that's good at talking. - Yeah, I mean, it's not gonna be too much talking, but just like, it's like, it's up there. - It's a whole nightmare. - But you got three sentences. - You've seen it though, like, like some DJs will like, they'll really get carried away and they're like, trying to kind of like. - It's a concert that came to four of them. - Exactly. - I don't know if you got one. - So which one do you want? - Yeah, is that the formal invite? - Yeah, I was just, I was supposed to do this a while ago. - Yeah, I'd love to do it. - There you go. - All right, Mike's in. - And if Mike gets, like, strep throat or has a voice issue, I'll step in. - I had you guys set it at a tie. I knew Ken probably didn't want to do it. So. - I was scripted I could do it. - Is it wheelchair accessible? - That's what I was just gonna say now with that calf interview. - I've never heard of the pulled calf, I know. - It's just gonna be really bad for me if I did accidentally hit Ken with a hammer. To be fair, he does butt kickers when he runs. So that you were running up, your leg was way too high. - Yeah, you do do butt kickers. Oh, how do you do that, Ken? - It seems like more work. - I don't know. - Keep your body low. - Watch me lower. - Like you did. - Watch my feet when I'm running. - To be fair, you're a very tall guy. - But I should do in that too. - It's hard not to. - Bro, there's been something so classic about Dalton driving around in that old fort. - I love it. - I love it. - Especially this today when he pulled up and it wouldn't start, like the battery has to be on its last leg. - To be fair. - Or just wha, wha, wha, wha, wha. - Yeah, so he's been pulling up just listening to the most classic like old school country and he'll take his radio and put it out on the job site. And I'm like, this is such a vibe. The long box F-150 from the '80s or whatever that. - Oh, every time I see him, he's listening to like women's country. - Yeah, he's always listening to the sad, he'll put on the, like if you're playing shop radio music. - Yeah. - I love that. - He's going to like, we love that. - Yeah, it's like, what's winning? - My husband went down. - Or like, like old school Taylor Swift, like about like breakups. - Yeah, yeah. - It's always the saddest country music. And I'm like brother, I have no beef with country. I know Evan is in the biggest fan of country. That's fine. When you're playing shop music, you gotta appeal to the whole crowd. But playing just the saddest, whalen Jennings you've ever heard of while working on a dirt bike is such a bold choice. - It's like, holy shit. Somebody needs to check in on this. - Yeah, it's like, oh, let's clean the shop. Yep, yeah, let me throw on some tunes. Here's fucking heartaches and heartburn by fucking Tom Sawyer. (laughing) - Tom Sawyer, isn't he? - I think he's actually a musician. I didn't want to be a Tom Sawyer. - No, that's a young old book. - No, he's in Tom Sawyer. - Yeah, the book, like a, he's a fictional character, isn't he? - Really? - An old story, but it's a song called Tom Sawyer by Led Zeppelin. - Ah, there we go. - Tom Sawyer. - (singing) - Do do do do do. - That's not Tom Sawyer. - Or that's not Led Zeppelin. That's a. (singing) - I'm pretty sure it's Led Zeppelin. No, it's not. It's, it's. - Well, you guys figured this out. I was driving the work truck. 'cause Gavin, I went to the lumber yard last night, loaded up, finished up about nine o'clock. Rush, rush, rush, rush, classic. ♪ Dada, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da And I drove the work truck home, had all the lumber loaded up and I woke up early this morning, was up at like five a.m. Dude, I was ready to go. Well, you're construction worker. I was ready to go. It was weird. I woke up at five a.m. I know you texted. Yeah. Yeah. I was happening. Yeah, you're ready to go, dude. Yeah. I was excited. And I turned on the classic rock radio station, which I love. My entire 35 minute drive to work, not one fucking song. It was all the bullshit radio morning stuff. All right. But it was a hard podcast. Listeners feel when they hear you start fighting. First of all, they came in. You came here for voice. You didn't come here for singing. This isn't a radio station. Oh, here we go again. Here's a pointless story. I'll never get back. As soon as I. No, I'm talking about when you start piping up about your ads. Oh. Yeah. Like, we don't even want to do the ad. Yeah. I don't know. Just me. Any time that you're just telling this. I just don't know. I thought you just meant me talking. And you're just like, oh, great. Here we fucking go again. Ryan's talking. No. No. It was like the first podcast when he didn't talk. Maybe I'm gonna turn it down. I forgot about that. You guys should start having like little beeps. So I can just listen to the beep and turn it down and Ryan's talking. The classic rock radio station did get me with a fake ad. They did like a weird thing where they were like, who said this? And then they'd give you three people and they gave like two different things. And then the third one was. It was a. It was an erectile dysfunction ad. And they were like, that was actually Megan Foxx for. this erectile dysfunction medicine. And I was like, wait, what the fuck, am I in an ad right now? - I don't know if I exactly even followed what you just said. - Sorry. It's okay, you don't know how they do those little bits. Maybe I shouldn't tell back people, get bored. - You know how when you're watching a YouTube video and they go to an ad break and there's like a red bar at the bottom of the ad break. You can just skip during, you just look at the red bar. - People are just doing the ad. - You can't do that. - You can't do that. - Okay, so how people clip the podcast and go, the life went open podcast without Ryan. - You know how sometimes it says jump ahead, like I'll be listening to a podcast and on YouTube, it just does it sometimes, it says jump ahead. But I always listen to Kill Tony, right? They have a regular comedian on there, Dejrick Flynn. And so many people are fired up about how not well he does. And now there's a jump ahead when he comes on. (laughing) - The reason why is because people are skipping it. - I know, YouTube isn't doing it. They're just like, oh, this must be an ad. - I want to actually be crazy. - Wow. - That would suck. - That'd be like, well, I think I'm in a just probably, stop ruining this. - Yeah. - There was an actual jump ahead bar on one of them. And it's like, this is that many people were skipping it. - Yeah, that's tough. - That's pretty disheartening for comedian. - But he still goes out there and tries every week, so. - That's all you can do. - Yes. - Are you leaving comments, Mike? - No. - Me too. - I only leave comments if it's a really good episode. - That's good. - Like if it's a good comedian. - I don't know why, but I somehow got on Mike's algorithm. I must have been like on the Seaboy's account or something. - I gave it to you. - And so I was scrolling Instagram one night and I just started seeing every single real I came across. Mike, a Sandman commented. And I'm like, oh, that's what you mean by his algorithm. - Yeah, yeah. So I was just getting served videos that Mike had commented on. And I had to have seen 15. Yeah, and I'm not like a big commenter. Especially on people I don't know. Like maybe if it's like one of my boys I'll comment, but yeah, and just random people I don't comment. - I'm thinking back to my track record here recently. You would you say most of them were positive or? - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - I've been much more positive lately. - Yeah, Mike's always been. - Yeah, I was like, I don't actually fire out. - Other than when you hated on baby girl. - Yeah, and it was that like one or two times, I don't know, one rose hate on baby girl. But most of them have been positive. Like I came across this kid who was really good. Like he's on the spectrum. He's really good at DJ scratching. So I was like giving him DJ suggestions. And then people will be like, "Money Mike, what are you doing here?" What do you mean you were giving him? - I was giving him, Mike got one gig being a DJ at CJ's wedding. And now he's already commenting DJ's suggestions. - Although I could. - What do you mean you were commenting? - I was just saying three seconds. - I was commenting. - We don't need you getting carried away because it's a commenting suggestion. - I was saying you know, playing plugs and speech. - Okay, perfect. I have like a nice playlist and a chill mix. I'm gonna be playing. - Eat. - Some nice dinner music. - Dude, I remember the DJ for my wedding. I just hate when you for anything. When they're building your house, they're DJing your wedding, they're doing whatever. When you ask them to do something, they should just do it. Or if they really don't want to, they should have a good reason as not to. But I was like, "Hey, at the end of the night, you should run Big Booty Mix, whatever it was, 23, 15." I can't remember which one. I picked one, my favorite one. You should run that Big Booty Mix. He goes, "I can just do that. I can mesh the songs and I can do that." I go, "I'm sure you could, but I just want to listen to Big Booty Mix to round out the night. I just love how it's paced." And he's like, "Yeah, can't do that." - Yeah, it's like, "And then I asked him to at the end of the night." - I said, "All hotspot, whatever you need, you can connect to the wifi, exactly like it was insulting." I can just mesh the songs together. I'm like, "Yeah, you did good throughout the night." I asked him at the end of the night. - Big Booty Mix is great. - Yeah, it's really good. And I'm like, "Can you put it on?" And he's like, "I'll see if I can get it to work." And then just basically, "Xed out of the tab." Dude, DJs do not like you telling 'em what to do, where to spin. - And but it's different. It's different if you're just at the bar like, "Can you play Tiger?" - You know, that's, and you're just like, "No, I don't take suggestions right now." But if you're like the one who hired 'em. - Yeah, you paid for him to be there. You're the whole reason why. - There's a brother, you have a job if I want. - Yeah. - You probably know how many DJs there are nowadays. Anybody with a computer can be a DJ. - Yeah. - A computer in an iTunes account. You just gotta build a blend of it together. - Maybe a Spotify premium. - Yeah. I think that's the case with most creatives though. Doesn't really matter what their creative form is. Like, if you're an artist, you don't really like people trying to tell you how to make your art. - That's true. - Like, it doesn't matter what it is. Whether it's music, video, book writing, building a house, making food, whatever your art form is, and then you have somebody coming in. But that also is probably the biggest thing of like, for us, we work with so many artists from the editors that we hire to our filmers, to our graphic designers, and the people that are usually the most talented are the ones that can take criticism. - And adapt. - And adapt. - Yeah, 100%. - That's like the people that we've surrounded are ourselves with in our team because we're just doing it at such a high volume and we're pushing so much through the system and our editors are doing so much, our designers are designing so much and they just take the criticism, they learn from it and it doesn't hit their ego like a lot of these guys. And we've had them like in the past, I guess. - So even if they don't start the best, they hone into whatever you are looking for and then you're like, these guys are the best. - Yeah, and then we don't have to like them, we're not really making like critiques as much 'cause they've kind of just like grown into our style. And we've, you know, adapted a little bit and they've adapted and we just work together. Well, but. - It's a good point. - But yeah, I would say as far as just artists across the board, they don't like being told how to do their art. - What's your art, Evan? - Cheeseburgers. (laughing) - Ooh. - You're more of a demolisher rather than a builder though. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't know how I'm not too artistic, I don't think. Are you artless, Ryan? - I think I'm artless. - Well, you can. - Horseland Painter. - From about nine, 45 to 10, 15. - Of course. - AM, AM to 10, 15 P.F. - No, no, 10, 15 AM. - How much time do you think you spent on a toilet a day, Ken? - Total, maybe 20 minutes. - Bullshit. - Bullshit. - I have to wait more than 20 minutes just so I can hop in the shower and you always take the biggest sigh. You expose you like that. - Well, something like that, I hear the lid slam. (laughing) - Well, sometimes you just sit there and you get kind of locked in on something on your wall. - So that adds to your total time? - Yeah, but like actual doing stuff in the bathroom. - Actual artistry. - Pull like, then you just sit on your phone for another five, 10 minutes. - Marinate. - Marinate. - Yeah. - I pulled one of those this weekend. We were killing some time on Sunday, we were at the mall. Alex was waiting to get our dress done being altered. And I'm walking around in this mall, trying to watch football game, and you know, as you go to a mall. So like, people keep coming up to me, left and right. So then I'm like sitting in the chair and watching people keep coming up. And then I'm just like. - You could tell people are kind of like, like, oh, that's CJ, and you're just sitting there. - I'm just sitting over, I'm by myself. Just add some random all they're like, what are you doing here? And I'm like, oh, just this guy. So then anyways, I've been killing some time. We've been there for three, four hours. Eventually I get, I have to go use the bathroom. So I'm sitting on the toilet. Dude, I sat on that motherfucker for at least 40 minutes. I was like, this is pretty nice. I'm watching the football game. - Nobody's bothering me with pants down. - I feel kind of bad, but I'll do that same thing at the airport. It's nice to get away from everyone. And I'll feel bad. Like all the stalls are full, and they'll come in, and you can tell there's people waiting. But I'm like, first come, first serve. I'm not finished yet. - Imagine walking in there and just hearing the Vikings game at full volume. - I don't think I'm gonna win the Super Bowl though, right? - Dude, Ryan, as long as the kicker keeps making, I love what you post. For the last like three years, I don't know. The Vikings have won consecutively their first. - We had games. - We had an, like we went on defeated for a while. So I was able to post that a couple different times like two years ago. - Right, yeah. Viking just signed Odell Beckham Jr. - Nice. That's actually great. - Fuck yeah, I love it. - So does that mean JJ's dead? - No. - Like why? We're higher than another, we're higher than another wide receiver. - Well, we can have, maybe like we're together as a dreamer. - Wide receiver three, also right now, Justin's hurt. Just even having Odell out there, takes pressure off the other wide receivers. So like Jordan Addison, 'cause then they, now they got to worry about him. So they have to make sure someone's covering him. - We can let him. - You know, so the quarterback go to work. - Yeah. - Ryan, I feel like you'd actually deep down don't like the Vikings. - What? - Are you seeing what I see? - Yeah, I see what I see. - When I see you posting those. - Oh my gosh. - Like he's just so cashing on. - Have he ever been in the house? - You're about lately seeing? - That's what I'm saying. - You always talk about like the bad side of it. - He's literally. - Will's a thrill brother. - He is the only one posting about them winning. - Yeah, but I think it's just our cashing. - Ryan, you're lurping the Vikings. - I don't know, I just, I don't know. - Maybe I'm just realistic. - Do you, yeah see? Like the way he talks about him. The way he talks about it. Hey, if you're gonna. You're gonna be a Viking fan, you need to be delusional, okay? - One of the first requirements. - Wait, so I haven't been meaning to ask since then. - No, I know he likes the Vikings. - I watch a ton of football, I watch the Vikings about it. Are they like stage and plays? I saw something I couldn't explain. - What do you mean? - I don't know, this dude's like running, he's running, he's like totally gonna make to the end zone and then he just like-- - Parkinson, yeah. - Yeah, he just like, no, he just didn't, he wanted to let the time run out. - Yeah, it's a strategy, but all that. - It's just given the ball back, yeah, 'cause then you can just kill it, you can-- - Got it, well then-- - Time management. - They're just filling like fake news, 'cause then on Instagram, since I didn't watch the actual game, they're like, what is this? Why on earth would he do this? I don't know, it's like, you know, this-- - Yeah, 'cause he didn't cover the spread. So it was a big big thing. - Yeah, dude, that does-- - I know, I know. - With all the, there's always been betting on NFL and every other sport, but now it is bigger than ever. - Yeah, I don't bet on the Vikings, 'cause then I would've been bummed if they didn't cover the spread. - I quit doing that as well. - And then if you lose your double-pist, if you, if you, for some reason, bet against them. - Yeah, me and CJ are never doing that again. - Yeah, that must take a lot of time. - And that's the whole thing. - Yeah, that was, that was-- - You gotta just watch to enjoy it. - Exactly, for the love of the game. - And then try, try fucking just winning something. - I normally, I used to, it's hard. - I used to just bet against the Browns, but the Browns are kind of decent this year. - Of course, Ken's favorite team is the Browns. - Well, it used to just bet, whoever's playing the Browns, it was a lock, just bet on that team. - You can't make this shit up. - You can't beat the Browns, man. - Ken takes the Browns to the Super Bowl. - Every, every moment. (laughing) Well, it's like they're actually kind of worth betting on now though. - The Browns go to the Super Bowl and Ken's like, he fires that text in the group chat. You guys are trying to hit Browns Super Bowl. (laughing) - Ken is not missing that. You guys see that Steve will do it, lost like a million bucks betting on the lines this weekend. - He's been losing a bunch of money. That guy-- - Stressed him, yeah. - Dude, I've been, he would be rooting for whatever team he has his money on just 'cause I'm getting so stressed. - Yeah, for him. - Just being a follower of his. - I hope he's seeing how much money he has on the line. - But right now, it seems like you have more likelihood of winning just doing the opposite of his bet. Yeah, it does seem to be that way. That guy Steve bet, you know, like Brunel Mars on a like 30 million to the Casino. (laughing) - I haven't heard that. - I ain't heard about that. - Yeah, dude, that is the thing. I was actually at, when we were in Vegas, I was talking to one of the hosts or whatever. - Yeah, we were sitting there at a table. Apparently Mars is like in debt to-- - Arya? - MGM. - It's MGM. - Well, just MGM. - Because he likes to gamble and took out a loan and lost that much money. - 50 millies. - Like, yeah, it's like a shit ton of money. - So what, he just, is it like having a speed one now? - You just can't go back there? - No, no, no, no. - He has a residency there. - He has to work it off, so I think he's doing a residency to pay it off. - Oh my gosh. - But if you gotta be dumb, you gotta be good at it. - I'm sure he was sitting there thinking, he's like, dude, I got so much money. I'm going to hit eventually. Let's just keep doubling it, just doubling it, and then next thing, you know, he's 50 mail. - I wonder what the problem is. - That is true, so what they say. - That is true. - Right there to the diamonds. - Fuck, yeah, that is true. - Damn, so now he's just working for free. - Yeah. - He's probably got it. - Yeah, I don't know. - He's joined a little. - Dude, oddly enough though, people say like, going to a Bruno Mars concert is like, the greatest show you can go to. - Really? He's working hard, dude. - He's working hard, dude. You think he's trying to fucking, you know, people are saying that. - We think, sir. - No, I actually can't afford to not be good. - Yeah, yeah. - He's like, he's got to be good. - He's like, keep this shit. - Top tier. - Supposedly he is. - Who said it's a good concept? - I think like, I, that ass think Dana White said that somewhere. - A pretty reputable source. - Yeah, bro, I'm gonna hear that. - Because he knows they own 50, they own 50 million bucks. He's trying to get his investment back. - Did you see that Dana White did a million dollar Bach-Rot hand? - I did, I just rolled past him. - One pass, he won it. - Yeah, in the same, or in the same room that we were in. - Yeah. - And then you did it right after him, too. - Yeah, I see, he was like, - Oh, he was in the bathroom. - But they said you can't do another one. They said one, one is done. If you win, congrats, if you lose, too bad. - Wow, and you won. - So anyway, next time we're there, we should hit a Bruno Mars concert, huh? - I'm down. - Got a supportive guy. - I think it's a bar at Bellagio that he's for sure at, and then somewhere else too. And they got him doing bar performances. - That's like Elvis. - That's what I was thinking. It's like Elvis, but wasn't it Elvis's manager or was it Elvis State? - Elvis was in some terrible contract where he basically was locked in having to play in Las Vegas. - Well, it's because Elvis is manager, if he's seen a bunch of money. - Yeah, so he was kind of screwed, and then he could have been much bigger, 'cause he could have gotten touring over in Europe and all these other places. - Did Elvis, he never played in Europe? - I don't think he did, actually. I think that was a big part of it. - I was pretty locked in in Las Vegas, and then he hooked on a lot of drugs and drinking, and there's a great movie. - There's a great movie of Elvis. There's a couple of 'em. I like the one where it's more of a, there's actors and stuff, but yeah. - The one with Tom Hanks? - No, it's like the one that was probably three years ago. - The one that starts at the circus, biopic. I don't fucking know. - Yeah, it's a biopic with Tom Hanks. - Yeah. - Oh, maybe it is Tom Hanks. - Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's not the one I was thinking of, was it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a manager. - Yeah. - Shit, yeah. - Sorry. - He's called Elvis, it came out in 2022. - Yeah, really good. Well, Ben, are you ready for my, to give a speech? - I've been working on it. - Have you actually? - Of course. - Is it stressful? I've been working on it for like a couple months at this. - Really? - I've just been like keeping notes. - That's what I did on yours. I had like a bunch of little things that I thought like funny stories I'd think of, or like little points I'd touch on, and then I just sat down one day, and I think I wrote yours in like two hours. - Yeah, that's, I actually wrote it last night, but I've been keeping a notes page, stocking it up. My issue right now is, I have so much-- - Three things to say about me. - I have so many stories and so much to say. I don't know like how long I want to make it go, and I don't know how many stories I want to tell, and I don't know-- - What needs to be cut? - Well, how savage you want to be? - I have some savage. Yeah, of course I have a lot of, oh, yeah, I'm not even, I don't even have to ask. Of course I'm going savage. Somewhat, I don't want to obviously cook you in front, and everyone just goes silent up like this. - That's the battle I was having. - Yeah, there is actually a fine line to it, because half the people there, you gotta assume are like Alex's side. - They're nice things. - And they don't necessarily know. - Oh, they're gonna fucking, you could say anything, like they're all pretty chill. - That's a good point, actually. - They're thinking about that. - They're actually a lot like our family. - Thinking about that. - So it is really nice and like, you don't have to really worry about it. You could swear, you could-- - Okay, well that's good. Yeah, and I actually, like, I have so many stories with you, and I also have so many stories with Alex too. Like I can, yeah, that's fine. - Yeah, I can like tie him in and, yeah, not just make it just like one side. It's coming together, but I want it to be good. Yours was amazing. Obviously I got big shoes to fill there. And so yeah, I've been working on it. So I wouldn't say stressed, but I'd say I feel the pressure. - Yeah, dude, I've, I've know exactly what you feel because when I was doing yours, it was like, it can't be just good. It's how I felt. - Mm-hmm. - People are going to be expecting this to be funny, but also well-written. - Yeah. - So that was where it became tough. So yeah, not to make you feel more pressure. - Yeah. - But it'll be good no matter what. - And it is tough 'cause you'll have to memorize it 'cause you can't read. - And that is the hard part. One, obviously a horrible reader, but two, Alex is made of honor, her sister came up to me and was like, are you memorizing yours? 'Cause I am. And I was like, fuck that idea. I wasn't planning on it. - Don't do it. - Yeah, I don't, I'm not going to, but yeah. So am I going first or is she going or? - I would go last. - Okay. - That's what I would do. That's kind of what I tried to do with yours, just because then it's like, you just end with a bang. - Yeah, I don't really care where they, where I go on the line up, but I don't think I'm gonna rip it off the dome piece. 'Cause I have so many like little set up details that make the biggest difference at the end. If I hit these little details, then the end works 'cause I can tie it back in. But if you miss like the little details, it doesn't have the same effect at the end, you know? - I think also like the cadence and how you say it too. So you like set up for like the, you know, the pause, let the people laugh or, you know, let them cry. - Also like looking up, like fucking. - Yeah. - Look at everyone. - No, it really is. I'd say like the cadence of it's probably the most important part, 'cause you can like rush through it. And if you don't give the audience time to like comprehend it, process it, laugh, cry, whatever, whatever the emotion is, then you just don't, you don't get that same. - It's like a WWE dude, you gotta feel the crowd. Like okay, they're still laughing right now. I don't wanna start saying my next thing because they'll miss part of this then. - Yep. - And so when does Ken come in and I body slam him to the center of the table? - That means saying. - Like we need to make this a full performance. - I feel like with his calf right now, I don't know if that's a great idea. - I might be on IR for the weekend. - You can, how about when you, when you were kind of getting cooked in my brother's speech? - I wasn't getting cooked. I was just getting fully roasted for a while today. (laughing) - In my brother's speech, in my wedding, he mentioned, he brought up the Ken saying, - We quit. - Ken is better how bad. (laughing) [BLANK_AUDIO] - Sungla's son pissed. How am I getting roasted for this? - It was like 15% Ken. - And it was like, it was like a hit at you and everyone's like, "Geez, okay, yeah." And then another hit and another hit. - And then eventually I just look at Ken and he's fully leaning back like this, look. (laughing) - He's my Sungla's son and son. - Well, dude, when I heard that Ken left early, I go, "Holy shit, he was that mad about the speech, huh?" - That's what I thought, too, I think somebody even told me, I think maybe Ryan told me, "Yeah, Ken was actually fired up on the speech." - Ryan did kinda cool you down though, Dirty, didn't he? - No, Ryan was no or near me. - I thought Ryan was telling you, like, all right, Ken, just chill, everyone's looking at you right now. - No, I don't think so. - Did you feel everyone looking at you? - No, I didn't. - Do you want me to clear things up? - I'm assuming you told Sam to say those things? - No, I didn't tell Sam. Why would I, hey Sam, make sure you're best man's teeth that's about me and my new wife. - Make sure to include Ken, please. - No, Ken, my wedding did not revolve around messing with you. - If you want though, I could tie you in. - Absolutely not, keep me out of this. This is all about CJ, we don't need to be making a deal for me, the CCJ is there. - Imagine, halfway through my speech, we have Ken stand up and get just RKO to into the center table. Sorry, we thought we need to spice things up. - Ken, are you okay? - No, there's gotta be like a designated table somewhere though. Put Evan through it. - I can't put out, we haven't tabled smashed. - Could I always bring one? - Like six of 'em, I feel like. - Evan smashed the table since I smashed Rich's table and he was pretty pissed so lots of the better set up than that. - What about this? What if Evan stands up like mid speech and starts dinging? Like I'm like, I'm doing my speech and Evan stands up, starts dinging and everyone's like, "Oh boy, here we go." And he stands up on his chair and then he just goes. - I honestly, I absolutely love this idea. - That being sane. - Are they solid wood tables, probably though? - No, we could set up, we set up. - We got more solid than what? - I would agree, that's what I was saying, you're after really good afternoon. - We set up like a dummy table that looks like-- - Hey, would he try to say about me, Ken? - Yeah, and he'll just sit there all day. - Evan and Gavin, if you have other buddies at the dummy table. - Kids' table at Thanksgiving, we're waiting. - But no, they're downstairs. - One that's meant to be gone through. - I was chuckling to myself when we were making the seating chart, how funny would it have been if I just put one of my friends just like their own table in the corner. (laughs) Just like sitting there. - It would have been smart. - Like it's almost like a table you'd sit in like a school classroom, just so funny. - Imagine I did it to Rich. (laughs) - Just sitting over there. - Yeah, like one of your buddies comes and they just are like, "Oh wow, who else is at table 25?" - She's one name. - Just one name, just you. - Speak damn. - I got a game for you, fellas, if you want to play that. - Game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game. - You're actually going to like this game, Evan. It's called Pop or Beer. - Ooh. - Pop or Beer? - Pop or Beer. You don't have to drink it. - Well, the key, you can. Let me set these up here. - Well, aren't you going to tell pretty easily once you drink it? - Yeah, yeah, of course. - So it's obviously anybody can tell if it's a soda or a beer based on the taste. - Right. - This is based on the sound of it cracking. - So you have to plug his nose. - No, no, no, just fucking, hold the can right here and open it. And you'll go, here go, (blows raspberry) and you'll be like, "Is that a beer or is it a pop?" - Is this a trend? - Yeah, it's a trend. - We're trying to be a clip-friendly podcast. - All right, let's crack these things. That one's a bubbler. - CJ, close your eyes. Put a blindfold on 'em. - CJ, just crack it and see if it pops. - CJ, if you ruin this game, we'll have to play the "Heads Up" game again where we guess what numbers on your forehead. - No, he didn't like that. - Or we put the can opening. - We put other things on it. - I'm sorry. - Mike, we're trying to get clipped. - I just can't shut my damn mouth. - Honestly, I think it's a beer. - It seems like what beers come with this? - It felt really carbonated. - Could be an ultra. - Yeah, like an ultra. - Ooh, yeah, the skinny ultra. - I think it's a skinny ultra. - Like Ken, feel it. - Dude, not look, Ken. - Oh, no, it's a bubbler. I can see the residue on the top. - God damn it, Ken. - Can you have totally said that? - Anyway, Ken, you're so wrong, it's a good boy. - Ooh. - This is, did get a little complex, but we threw it together today, so they're not all, we do have some mixes of-- - Got lucky on that one. I was gonna take that good boy out last night. - Surprise, you didn't. - All right, settle with that. - Yeah, grab one of them. - Just grab your paton. - Right up by the mic, and crack it. - Yeah, ready? - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - I know that sound, they have. - For sure beer. - For sure beer kind of beer. - I sounded like a crispy dude to me, but I don't know. - What, number is it? - Three. - It's looking like a course. - Keystone. - Yeah, I was gonna say that felt like a beer. - Don't they all sound the same? - No, no now, so we'll pick another can. And we'll hear the difference. - How much does it matter on how you open it? - It says, hold on. - You got head phones. - With this over Ken's head. - If you got head phones, he's gonna smell it, he's gonna-- - Don't look. - You can't. - It sounds, it sounds like a pop. It sounds like a soda. - He looked down at it. - It also is brown, like a soda. - You can kind of hear like the after bubbles after you open it. - You can add it. - It's kind of fun holding the mic for kind of feeling like I'm interviewing him. - I think it's pop. - It's a mountain dew. - No shit, it's a mountain dew. You looked in a little green. - Ken, you actually can't help yourself, can you? - Yeah, have you tried this? - All right, I'm gonna close my eyes so I can't see what's coming out. - Yep, right in the mic there. - Very carbonated. - That just might be a mountain dew. - Sprite. - Yeah, that's Sprite. - That's crispy. - See, it's got more of a, yeah, there was a lot of. - Well, then there's the after bubbles after you do the initial thing. - The after burn. - A lot of it's in the style that you opening it. - That's liquor, I think. - Ken used to do a lot of that. - Ken's mom had Thanksgiving when he was 18. That's liquor, I think, in that cup. - I guess I agree, but I don't know why. - Twisted tea. - Twisted tea. - I think I have an explosion. - That one did sound a little bit flatter, yeah. - It should've known. - Not as much, yeah. - Okay, let's hit this last one. - I think this one could be difficult. - I didn't hear you after, Fizz. - This one's confusing. It's gonna throw everyone for a loop, I think. Or maybe it's not. - Is it called? - THC. - No. - It's a Celsius. - Open it up, it's one of the non-physi Celsius. - Oh, I was like, it sounds like a non-physi. - It's 'cause it sounds non-physi. - Oh, Celsius. - Yeah, I just feel like a towel. - It's the sound of a crispy beer when it, is just the best. - What do you guys want to see? - What is your guys' favorite pop? - Mountain Dews, baby. - Dr. Pepper. - I think it's a Mountain Dew, but there's a certain time where nothing hits better than a crispy Dr. Pepper. And if I'm barbecue in a hot dog or two, it's got to be a Pepsi. - Good old Diet Coke. - I mean, number two. - Well Fridge cigarette. - A Rupier. - Same. - Oh. - Same beer. - A crisp ice cold Rupier. - It's hard to beat. - I like Barks or A and W. - Guys, though, the frost stop as a kid frost stop, I didn't think it got any better than that one. - Hank's is also good too. That's kind of a classic out of the glass. - Well, I see a good old fashioned Coke is good too. Like when-- - Coke slaps. - Like Jen, she likes to get these Mexican coaks. So they're in the glass bottles. And I mean, she stalks them into our fridge and I mean, we'll all drink one of those at lunch. - Very surprising. - Pop's coming back. - It's like ultra healthy. And then she loads us up with, well the Mexican real sugar, different because it's not aspartane. - Yeah, that is better for you. - Dude, you want to know something really weird and it's probably not correlated. But I started drinking like a sprite at like eight o'clock. Sounds like something you should not do. And you probably shouldn't. And I have a whoopan. I've wore this whoopan for, I could tell you right now, like it's an impressive amount of days. I have years. - Yeah, it's over years but it tells me how many days straight. So it says 915. - Holy shit. - 915 days, I haven't missed it. Isn't that insane? - That isn't crazy. - You haven't let it go dead. - Whoop should, you know, you just, I have the charge on right now. - But it's still like even like days. - If it dies, you just can't have it be dead and miss your sleep. - Okay. - But yeah, so not even brand new or anything. But I've just worn it because I work out and I'm just trying to optimize my health and doing this for years. Decided to just start saying fuck it, right? Was drinking a sprite because it was just in the fridge? - Jesus. - Yeah, drink a sprite before bed. - Should not do that. - Should not do that, right? And I noticed the next day, my resting heart rate was down and my HRV, which most people probably don't know what it is, but you want it higher, was higher. And I go, that's a weird coincidence. I started doing it again. It improves my sleep. I don't think it would be like this for everyone else, but for me, for some reason, if I drink a sprite like at night, dude, it makes no sense. Can we get to the bottom of this? Like, what would any of you correlate? - I've tried looking it up. I tried looking it up on like chat GPT. I tried all this stuff, like trying to figure out like, why would that be? And it could be just something like, I need the carbohydrates. - Just a little bit of happiness. - Just puts you right to bed. - Also, it could be just like autonomic nervous system issues. So it like levels me out in some way. - Interests in sprite. - Maybe it probably would not be the case for anyone else, but isn't that weird? - Have you started playing with it? Maybe if it's-- - No, I just have a sprite stock, like we have sprites stock in the fridge now. - I can't say. sleep with all my Sprite. - No, I still can. - You should, I slept like shit last year. - You should have just one beer. Like replace that Sprite with everything. Like, I tried it. - Yeah, I used to drink a beer all the time at night. - Even if I drink one beer at dinner. - I used to drink old lunch tanks, it tanks mine. Yeah, but I'll just say definitely not like a bunch of beers, but just switch out like the one 12 ounce beverage with other things and see if-- - Yeah, I should. - Yeah, start with like some of that. - A little nightcap? - A pack in a month and obviously no caffeine. - Red wine. - Yeah. - I got it, love wine now. - That's what the people are saying and the old days, you know, little cup of red wine and a lot of cigarette is good for you. - Little cabernet, little shard bomb. - Anything alcohol just immediately. - Yeah, tanks. - Get you fired up and you have to drink the whole bottle. - I'm not even gonna go to bed. I'm just gonna go to Zorba's with the boys. CJ, you're supposed to go to bed. I had a, tried having a nightcap and yeah, now I'm off the rails, so. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now I got everyone coming over and we're playing pool. - Actually, a couple of Saturdays ago. We had the day off from filming and siege texted in the morning. I was, I was texting the morning and when he was like, boys, let's get into something. - Yeah. - You were nowhere to be found. - Yeah, well, I, I think I don't hang out with Ben ever. - I know, it's like, he's kind of like Ken. - Ever since he went here, ever since he went to France. - He's been different. - It's the ends, they're just all friends. - Have you seen him before that? - No, I just, I feel like we don't have many chill weekends and I was like actually just doing stuff in my house that I haven't caught up on in six months. - Yeah, for six months. - Like we have like one weekend free, like an, you know, a full weekend free every, I'd say six weeks. - Yeah. - Yeah, where you're nothing Friday night Saturday or Sunday. - And Greta was also working too. And so like, you know, if she's around sometimes, you know, I'll be like, oh, you know, just hanging with Greta and obviously you guys do the same thing. It's pretty easy to understand. She wasn't even around, but I was just like, I gotta lock in and do this stuff that I've been putting off for like four months. - Yeah, a lot of times it's easier just to do it yourself too 'cause you try hiring someone. It's like you can't get them there. I don't know, unless you get some good guys, which I've found some over the years. But, yeah, anyways, we had a great time. - You were just like organizing. - Me, Ryan, Ten, Foxes, out of my garage. - And then Ken pulled up. I don't even know if Ken knew we were at Zorba's, but you just, oh, you can't hang with us? Oh, thank you. - Yeah, you're texting me. I just said to get some stuff done over there. - Yeah, that was cool. - He came, he was hanging with us. And then we ran into the firework, guys. - Mm-hmm. - Invited them over. - Big kids. - Oh, yeah, it was great, bro. - Yeah, it was sick. - Then we watched UFC. - Supercrossed? - Watched Supercrossed. - The finale, which was sick. - And, yeah, dude, it was just fun. CJ's my favorite guy to drink with. I've said it before. CJ's my favorite person to drink with. - If we're sending, we're sending. - Yeah. 'Cause CJ's either like, I'm off or I'm on. And when he's on, it's awesome. - Not that you're not awesome. - I appreciate that when you're off. - That's a great compliment. - But when you're on, you're awesome. - I can't stand going on, you're off. - I can't feel that way with Ben, though. We've went on like couples. - Yeah, like if you're sending on one, but Ben's the same way, like you're either not drunk. - If we get on it, we get on it. - And we're drinking. - And if we're drinking, then it's like, it's gonna be probably two, three in the morning, like we're sending. - And we're rolling and we're like, we're so on it, we're like, we got to drive everyone around. - We're like, I can't believe we're the only ones out right now. You don't even know, like we might end up just driving two hours away and going to something like a casino or something. - Yes, and Spenny has said that too. Like when we're on a mission. - You know what's funny? - Spenny's the worst. - Spenny would be like, dude, what are you getting on tonight? - On Friday, I'm like, fuck yeah, bud. Like I actually can. Let's do it. - Say what? - We like, go out, go to Zorabuz. I get a driver lined up for us. Like everything's all good. And you go, I think I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go back home and play a little Fortnite. - What do you mean? - No, bud. - You're like out at the dinner and then he's only drinking water. - Yeah. - Hey, so when are we doing this? - When are we doing this? - When I'm not getting on that thing that you were saying. - Yeah, and that's fine. I'm totally fine hanging out if you don't, because he's a lot of fun on either way. But it's he'll be like, all day be like, dude, dude, dude, let's get on one tonight. Let's get crazy. - Yeah, so you're like, oh, fuck. - I'm like, let's go. - You're like, you're all hyped up? - Yeah, you're like, well, tomorrow's gonna be cooked, but that's okay, I'm accepting it. - Watch this, I'm gonna call him and I'll be like, yo, spin, you wanna get on one tonight? - Wednesday night. He's gonna be like, yeah, dude, let's do it. - Shoot me, shoot me, you'll go, shoot me. - Dude, fuck it, I'm actually done, shoot me. - Okay, hold on, I'm gonna call him. - Oh. - Sup, kid. - Working. - They're working. We just finished the pot, are you coming to lunch? - Yeah, we'll rip over. - Sounds good. Dude, you wanna get on one tonight? - I'm kinda feeling like it. - Getting on one? - Yeah, you wanna get on one tonight? Have a couple beers, go to shore 'em. - Probably not, I'm pretty sick. - Fuck. - I'm probably just gonna go to bed as soon as we're done, honestly. I was struggling to get up. - God damn it, I just was talking about how you're a capper when you were part of it. (laughing) - I forgot you're sick, you're a nurse. - Hey, hey, you know who will? You know who will? - Evan. - Peyton. - Call Peyton. - I'll call Peyton. - Dude, actually, call him. - I don't think Peyton's gonna answer to you guys anymore. - See ya. - No, he switched teams. - Yeah, you guys are trying to kidnap him. - True. - I call him. - Dude, Peyton did ask where the beers were. - Brother, we fed him breakfast. - Hey, somebody called Peyton. - Somebody called Peyton. - I didn't know we were shooting a Shred 80 video. - You call him. - Getting you call, I gotta see if he'll pay you. - No, he won't believe, he won't believe it. But maybe if CJ calls him and is like, "Yo, we should get on one tonight." Or even like this afternoon, say, "Let's get on one this afternoon." - Yeah, since you're on his team. - No, that could be kind of funny. And we should get on one this afternoon. - Okay. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Should we get on one, Peyton? - No, no. - Oh, yeah. - Today Peyton said, "He says my favorite word." And somebody's like, "Not me this time." It's actually two words. And I'm like, "Now, but for Peyton, it's just one." Oh, yeah. - Dude, I love Peyton. - Dude, that's good guy. - He's so awesome. He's like such a nice addition to the team. And he's just yesterday. Peyton and I were like moving a bunch of shit around. And it was just him and I just riding around on my truck just door squeaking, no radio. Like barely even talking to each other. But we were both just like vibing, just chilling. - But you know what you could say, CJ, you could look over and be like, "This sucks, doesn't it?" And he would say, "Yeah, it does." (laughing) - He didn't say, "So that door doesn't stop." (laughing) - Yeah, I was gonna say, "This holy crap, this sucks." - It's all in perception though, like everyone's a legend in some way, shape or form, you know? - It's a good point. - No matter who it is, like if you just get to know, I guess we hang around a lot of awesome people, but like everyone's different in their own way, but, and I feel like bond with almost anyone. - A lot of people, friend groups, like outgoing people can do this, but I feel like we pull the legendary out of people. - Yeah. - Like we pull out of the group with that. - Whatever makes them awesome. - Yeah, we like to shit out of it. - Exactly. - Maybe to a fault sometimes. (laughing) - But I think that's probably our superpower, honestly, of like just bringing the legend out of people. - Yeah. - But, what does this winter look like for Peyton, not having any lawn to mow? - Can't have him without work? - No, no, no, no, no, he's not getting laid off. He's, Peyton is not getting furloughed for the winter. - Fuck not. - No, absolutely not. - What if he found another lawn to mow? - That'd be fucking tragic. You can't leave us? - No, I mean, we're not laying him off because we don't have lawn for him to mow. - What about snow? - He's not much of a skid steer operator, but we could give him a shovel. - Just give him a shovel. - Perfect. (laughing) - He can learn how to run the skid. - We'll figure that out. - We'll find some for him. But yeah, no, we're not the furlough kind of guys. - No, we're not putting you on unemployment. - No. - Dude, honestly, just having ride around with me, I find something for him. - Yeah. - You can always use an extra hand, no matter what you're doing, I swear. Like, you can get so much done when you just have two people. - He's like, dude, I actually didn't think it could get much worse than mowing on a hot ass, sunny, 95 degree day, but riding around and CJ's raptors squeaking all day, that shit sucks. (laughing) He's like, that's way worse. - He's like, I can't wait for it to be spring again. (laughing) - Yeah. - Good kid. - All right, boys, well, we got a tree house to build, eh? - Yeah, we gotta get back some work to do. - You guys almost done? - Oh yeah, we're actually pretty close. - Yeah, we're just finishing touches. - The pipeline, honestly, we could have done 24 hours. - Spenning Gavin probably got it wrapped up at this point. No, I think about it, so. - Probably gonna do our challenge tonight. - All right, well, CJ's whining this weekend. - Yo! - Gonna be a mega day. I'm excited for you. It's gonna be the best day of your life. And everything's gonna, everything's gonna go smoothly. - Just let it be amazing. - Let it happen. Don't stress on it too much. And yeah, we'll see if the boys behave. - They're not going to, but that's okay. - I don't think they will. So yeah, as long as you have that expectation, you should be fine. I just want you all to have insane hangovers on Sunday. 'Cause that means that we had a lot of fun. - You never had a Sunday any other way? - I got you. - Yeah, I don't think you'd be able to take it. - Yeah, we're gonna do a big. Ken, already planned, you're gonna miss a day in the gym. - I missed today, and I'm probably gonna miss in the next couple of days, so. - Thanks, perfect. All right, there you go. Catch you in the next one, boys. Subscribe if you haven't, we make podcasts every Tuesday. See you next week.