Ken Gets Married in Vegas, CJ's Bachelor Party, & Kens Drunk Alter Ego UNLEASHED!

Ken did get married in Las Vegas, I didn't get married. Greg got married. You might have made it too legendary for it to just be old. The bit is done. The bet is clear. You were in there for a four. 45 minutes at least. Oh my God. People have experienced training before, but that was like my first time ever seeing it. And there's three little kids. Their house is all destroyed. Do that. That hit. Welcome, Ed. What's up? How are we doing? Good. Are you doing good? Yeah. Good. Hell yeah. Are you? Yeah. I'm doing pretty good. I'd say. I'm not. I slept for like six minutes last night, dude. I'm bummed. I was I was pretty good in Vegas. I mean, I had no less than 75 alcoholic beverages in three days. But like I thought I was sleeping good. I thought I was going to be good. Dude, all things considered we came home and I mean we'll get into our Vegas trip and why we were in Vegas, but we got home and went. Wow. We were pretty well. We paved this weekend. All things considered of all the things that we did. Other than Greg, dude. Kendra. I don't even know if Ken was at my batch party the whole time. It was just Greg. His alter ego hammered Greg. So I wouldn't say that. Checkles nervously. I would. And I was at the brunt end of most of Greg's anger. Well, is there a reason why some of that was? Apparently Greg is the most prominent guy of all time. A punctual as punctual. It was like it was like seven o'clock clockwork for Greg. Like it was Ken all day and then right at seven, it was Greg every single night. He just like. We gotta go. Well, when we're making reservations, we're trying to make all these other things to happen. We got to keep on time on on pace. Yeah, but how about when after dinner when you wanted to go into the meat room? Yeah, or the meat basement or whatever. Underneath the restaurant that we were in, there was like a aging room. And we had reservations elsewhere. And you were like, nope, we got to go into this meat locker room. I had asked about it. And they were like, yeah, we can set that up. We can make it happen. And it was like, okay, like you don't always get down there. Because sometimes they got like stuff. There's other people that could go down there. I could almost say you wouldn't have access. Yeah, oh my. So like I was like, okay, like I've never been gotten to go down there. So I was like, okay, I asked and they said, yes. So I was like, okay, I want to make this happen because people say it's really fucking cool down there. I think it's one of those things that 20 guys don't want to go. But Greg did and he did not want to be missing out on the meat locker storage downstairs. Did you get to go see it? I don't even know because we had to go do this other stuff. It was crazy. Like it's you married. Yeah. You know what I was going to say just before we say it. I think we leave out who Ken got married to as like the surprise. But we can talk that Ken did get married in Las Vegas. Because barely I didn't get married Greg got married. I have the wedding certificate action. My car says says your name. Does it actually yet does it say it's full legal? Does it say it's just Ken Matthews? Wow. Yeah, boys. So we just got back from Vegas for CJ, Bobby Lotzers, big batch party. He had no idea that it was happening up until Friday the morning that we left. I texted a group chat the night before said, Hey, everyone show up to the shop tomorrow at nine. I got to show you guys something. So the old crew knew except for CJ. We've been planning his batch party for the last month prior to last Friday. So we had 20 guys meeting us in Vegas and CJ didn't know about it until nine a.m. We showed up to the shop. Hey, you have five minutes to pack. You know, so I thought what we were filming was your BMW coming back because you go, I have a batch party that I have to leave. I'll be gone by noon next Friday. So I'm thinking all right. And I run into Ryan in the morning. I've already got like Bobby's outfit on because my fiance, your fiance, they're all on this batch to a rep party for your fiance. So I'm thinking, dude, we're going to have the boys weekend. We're going hard this week. So I've got my cowboy hat on. I got my total Bobby outfit. I see Ryan like, Ryan, we got to get all the boys on the boat this week. And first thing I say to him, like yell it across the drift track at the farm right before we go over here. So I'm thinking we're going to just bang out this short little bit. I thought your BMW was going to come back. We were all going to maybe react to it. The kid who drove it down that we didn't know. Handle handle who shut up. He could have stole it, but he didn't comes back and we all celebrate, you know, that's what I was thinking. And then you guys just glad that's what you were thinking. You got five minutes to pack. I'm like, oh my gosh, it was so exciting. It was such an awesome surprise. Well, you know, I was going into it. So the original plan was we were going to go to Vegas for CJ's bachelor party in like September. And as CJ's best man, it was a constant struggle of how do we want up my bachelor party for CJ's? 'Cause mine was insane. We did it too good. As you know, Shreddady married a woman on Sunday that he met on Friday. How does it get much crazier than that? Still his wife. His wife. Well, I'll tell you, you're about to find out how it gets crazier. But yeah, so I've been like going back and forth of like, all right, what are all these things that we can do? When can we go? And three weeks ago, probably. I was just scrolling events of Vegas and I found that the UFC fight or Conor McGregor makes his return was in Las Vegas, July 11th. Crazy. I was like, how did I not know this? And so immediately I like Paul Ryan and I'm like, what are the odds that we like in prompt to plant CJ's batch party and we go to Vegas, July 11th. I call Mike, I call Ken and everyone of course is like, yeah, we're in. And we can do it. We got like nothing going on as long as you're not busy or CJ is not busy. None of us are busy because we run the exact same schedule. We're in. So then I start texting all of CJ's other friends, seeing if everyone's in amazingly everyone was in except for like one or two guys, which was pretty sick. And we put together this batch party like pretty last minute. And then CJ shows up. We tell him we're going to Vegas. We tell him that we are going to the Conor McGregor fight. And then all they told me though, they wouldn't tell me anything more. And then we tell him go pack a bag, the jet leaves in 43 minutes or something. You guys were like 25 minutes. It was a quick turnaround. So we hop on the plane. He thinks we're flying to Vegas. And right before we get to what he thinks is Vegas, we tell him to put the blinds down. Everyone's got the blinds down. We started hitting insane turbulence. I was going to say I want to talk. This turbulence lasted like an hour that's not going to be on video. And I don't really know if we could have adequately captured CJ's face as we tell him. Close all the blinds. You don't know where you're going. And we hit some of the most aggressive turbulence I've ever experienced. It lasted so long holding on to the ceiling. Everyone was out of your seat. Everyone bugled up because you literally we would hit them and you would come up out of your seat. You'd like grab the ceiling and so you didn't smack your head. We're like your stomach drops. It was like a roller coaster ride. It was literally like a roller coaster ride. And the first five minutes was like, this is kind of fun. After that, I started getting a little bit plain sick, I guess you could say. I hadn't eaten much all day. I was not prepared for all this. So I was starting to get to be a little like a lot. And then everyone keeps messing with me like, we're not going to Vegas. Oh, we are. No, we are going to Vegas. No, we're not. I'm like, dude, I know we're clearly going over mountains right now. There's no way we're in Vegas by now. I thought maybe we were picking up the redneck. Yes, I thought we were picking up Freddy. So we go through this turbulence for like an hour. And the whole time Ken and I are in the back going back and forth. Did you see that? I knew something was going on. So I'm like, okay, so something is like about to happen. And I was actually a little bit bummed. I was just like, damn, like they told me we were going to Vegas and going to the Conor McGregor fight. It sounded really fun. I was like, whatever, like Colorado would be cool. We were looking into like going golfing in Las Vegas. And it was 112 degrees. I'm so glad we didn't do that. I would have blacked out in one hole. Dude, it's so hot that they don't even take, they don't take T times after 10. 1030 was the latest T time I could find in Vegas that week. Yeah, crazy. Golfing at yours was extremely fun, but it was just too hot. Dude, it's too hot. Yeah, so I was like, okay, want to go golfing? Want to do all these things that CJ enjoys? And so I started looking into it. And it was like the same price is like just a straight through flight to just stop along the way somewhere. So the plan was we were going to stop and ask them Colorado and go and golf nine holes and then hop back on the plane and then finish the trip out. And right before we start landing, the turbulence starts hitting and the pilot like whisperers back to Dalton to whisper to me that we can't land an aspirin. So they were like planning on landing like at just a surrounding airport. Meanwhile, Ken and I are trying to figure out if we're going to make our T time. So we're in the back trying to rebook a T time going through the craziest turbulence of our life. CJ is wondering what the hell we're doing. So we end up like landing in this like. surrounding little town called Eagle Colorado. And Ken's like making calls to all the surrounding golf courses. Like do you have any two times in five minutes? Somehow we miraculously make it happen. And then that's where CJ hops off the plane and realizes what we're doing. Thinking that we're getting Shred 80. We're like, no, we're just going to golf. - Yup. And then he was excited. - It was fun. - Yup, back at it. And I played really good. - You did play. - I played good. - I think there's something about that altitude or maybe just those rental clubs. I was smackin' the shit out of the ball. And it was going straight. - Air's thinner. - I'll play for it. - I drove the green on a par four. That was like pretty fuckin' far. - 400 yards. - It was probably what been like maybe 220. - Oh no, it was more than that. It was more than that. It had to be like, it was Bobby's batch party. - Who said I wasn't gonna tell him the truth. - You skipped up there and rolled. - It was probably about 220, 220, 25. - Yeah. - Me and Big Ranch gave up. Once we started gettin' yelled at for playing too slow, the course lady came over and was like, you can't play in this big of a group. And we're like, all right, our bad. There's people in front of us. There's only six of us here or whatever. Figured it wasn't that big of a deal. And she's like, okay, you guys go up ahead and just start chipping. And I'm like, there's literally, go practice your chipping. - People right there on the green. Like, what the fuck am I gonna do? Am I as well just hit from right here or after they hit? - Dude, I hate when golf courses try and do that. I get it. I get why they do it. But it makes it. - You're playing so fucking fast. - Zero sense. - We wouldn't have played any fast. - When there's a group. - Yeah, there's players in front of you. There's players behind you. You can't go anywhere. - Yeah, and you're locked. We figured out it was the people behind us 'cause she said we've had multiple calls about pace of play from your group. And I went, was it about that group that's in front of us and slowing us down? Like, that's literally physically impossible for us to be playing too slow. So there's a guy's behind us. - Yeah, do golf marshals just need a chill? - Yeah, need a chill. - This is not that serious. - Yeah. - Bro, can you imagine, this might be your dream job, dude. You do not have access. - You need to hurry it up. Hurry it up. - You need to. Hit the ball. Hit the ball. - No practice swing. - I get on like the second hole and I get this call from the company that runs like the plane. And they're like, hey, so just letting you know the airport that you landed in has too short of a runway for you guys to take off in the plane with all of your passengers and the luggage and just kind of ends it there. And so I go, well, what are we gonna do about that then? - Yeah. - And she's like, well, that's what we're trying to figure out right now. And I was like, yeah, what are we gonna do? - Are we leaving our bags here? Or are we leaving some of the passengers? And then she's like, maybe drive to like a surrounding airport that's bigger. And I was like, we're kind of like in the middle of like playing golf right now and like, what's the closest airport? 'Cause we're in the middle of nowhere. I'm like, where even are we right now? And what's the closest airport? And she chuckles and then she goes, oh, sorry, sir. This is not a laughing matter. I'm just so sorry to inconvenience your golf game. (laughing) And I was like, oh my God, I sound like the biggest like little prick ever. I was like, no, no, no, no, I don't care about the golf. I'm just asking where we are, like, where are we going? Like how are we getting out of this place? And are half the people staying? Are we leaving our luggage? Or what are we doing? - And so we ended up having to like drive to an airport. The plane met us and it was like this whole, it was this whole thing. But yeah, I was just like chuckling the rest of the day of this lady going, so sorry to inconvenience your golf game, sir. Oh my God, that might be the biggest asphalt thing I've ever heard that she thought I was like. - Yeah, she was like, what are you talking about? You're like, I'm playing golf right now. (laughing) So we get back on the plan. We finished out the trip, actually in the Las Vegas. Meet the rest of the boys, all in their Bobby outfits. - Yep, so lit. - Everyone's fired up. And then yeah, we start getting hyped up for the Conor McGregor fight. So he's all of our favorite UFC fighters, UFC fighter, which is why we wanted to go to this fight 'cause he hasn't fought in five years. - I'd venture as far to say as was. - Yeah. - You don't like him anymore, Ryan? - Pretty bombed. - The vibes are rolling, Conor McGregor's back. There's no way he doesn't lose. - Yeah, 'cause he is the go. - I was skeptical on the, it just, you take that many years off and you've just been hanging out, fucking cruising around on a yacht and doing all this other fun stuff while all the other guys are fucking training hard and like doing all I was skeptical but I didn't want to bet against Conor because obviously we wanted to win. And it's just more fun when you're riding with the guy you wanna win and also if it would have hit, we would have had a massive payout. If we would have placed that same bet on the same guy, it's a very small payout. So it was almost not really worth the risk. And aside, there was so many people telling us this is gonna be the best fight you ever go to. - Yeah. - The energy will be unmatched. You literally might not ever make it to another fight as awesome as this one. - Which the energy was unmatched on like the entrance and everything. I mean, him and Patti, when they walk in, the whole stadium erupts. - It erupts. - It's just like you get goose bumps, it's crazy. And I will say, seeing Conor McGregor in person, we were on the floor. It was the first time I was like, holy shit, like that's him. Like that's Conor McGregor. Like he had that much fucking aura. - Yeah, some guys like that are just moving so different. - But it is a shame what happened. But I think there's a lot of rumors saying he was kind of injured going into it. I mean, when he takes his shoe off, when he's about to hop into the ring, you can see kind of like, I don't know, something was wrong with his leg. - He hobbled it. - Man, you could have heard a pin drop when they called the fight off. - Yeah, I mean, it was just like the biggest blue ball ever. - Yeah. - Oh my god. - And then when they're sitting there like, yeah, usually, you know, like half the people there want one of the fighters, the other half want, the other winner lose half the crowd is erupting, right? - Yeah. - When Conor McGregor lost. - No one was happy. You know what, everyone was just kind of like, everyone just went silent because everyone in the arena paid to see a fight. They paid to see Conor McGregor fight. - They flew here. They, it was a lot of a rig or more old just to get here. - Yeah. - Whether you wanted him to win or lose, right? You still were there for that reason, right? - Yeah. - It was like the weirdest thing ever. You literally could have heard a pin drop. - So we're just sitting here, right? We're all, sorry, Ron. - Yeah, it just took like the whole energy out of the stadium. - Like every single person was bombed. It's just all of us sitting here like this. Like we're like, holy fuck, what just happened? We just lost 12 grand. Literally before we could even comprehend what happened, Ken's just like, all right, let's go. Let's go. - Yep. - Come on. Just get the hell out of here. - Let's go, let's get the fuck out of here. We're like, Ken, let's at least wait for them to get out of the ring. - Yeah, well, well, first of all, Ken, we needed to get our money's worth out of that arena. We paid for those seats, whether we were gonna be the last ones there or not. I mean, it's like, what are you gonna do, stand around and sit there? It's like, I mean, I don't know what we want ever new. - Yeah, I didn't know if I'd ever probably have that good of seats again out of UFC fight. And how funny was it that we end up getting sat right next to the muscle? - Yeah, that was funny. - The muscle from the diesel brother. So that was kind of funny. - Crazy coincidence. - Yeah, crazy coincidence. - So there was a group of us we ended up watching the fight in the Penthouse. - Yep, but first it took us a whole program just to get to the Penthouse. - Oh really, what happened? - Well, we would have assumed that you could watch this fight somewhere, a sports book, a bar. - Everywhere. - Everywhere. - We thought anywhere what it didn't have there. - And it was hot in Vegas, like we've said. We spent at least an hour running around, going to different casinos, going to different bars. And the two places that had it, obviously we're so full you couldn't get in. So I'm watching like all the undercards on my phone and I'm getting, they were some good fights. - Yeah, earlier and then we finally end up back at the room, finally get it on a laptop, we're all huddled around it. - And then it was electric. - When McGregor comes out, not probably it's electric 'cause what you guys saw, but we were fired up. - And yeah, same thing, it's like, oh my God. But everything we just went through to watch this. - And it's done. - Yeah. - What happened? - Dude, the buildup, yeah, that's what made it worse is the buildup, right? - It was like. - It was an ultimate blue ball. It was the craziest buildup to the biggest letdown. - I remember this screen grab. This kind of sums it up, but just the thousand yards stare. (laughing) - Dude, our buddy David Suda had probably what, I think he had like five different parlays going and it would've cashed big if Conor McGregor would have won. It was the last leg of all of his parlays. He hit every single other leg other than the Conor McGregor one. - Yeah, it was, it was crazy. - He was saying he wishes he would've just on them individually 'cause then he would've at least come out with something. - Yeah. - Oh, for sure. Dude, watching the fight in person was so obviously so much different than watching on TV, but it went so fast. Obviously the last two fights went even faster, so it probably cut the whole event down by an hour, but it was so fast, but like when we watch the fights here, you know, we'll have all the guys over. It's kind of like a full night, you know, And it was just it felt like just boom it was over like the whole It went so fast, you know, it did I was trying to go and do it like is sober as possible to remember yeah every moment of it, too Do you remember it again? Oh, absolutely. Yeah Well, it's just like at the end of it. It was like okay. Well, this was pointless all these all the money we put on the sports It was like okay. Let's get back to the scene. Oh you want No, this is pointless. Let's get out of here. We might have lost our money on the Conor bet. What? Ben the 10k you gave me at the beginning? Yeah, that's your money back All right, I came out good. I came out good I think there's some kind of luck if you're the bachelor when you go to Vegas because Ben one big when we went on his And I won big this time. So yeah, it's cold Bob you have that extra luck. He loaned me 10k Because obviously I wasn't rolling around with cash before we went and yeah all your money back right there nice And some and I know no no no more. Okay, just just on the dot So you put up some money, expect a little interest, but yeah Just happy enough to get it back. Right. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense What else happened that was legendary slap was lit. Dude power slap in person. It's hard to compare to the UFC The vibe in there the atmosphere in there was it was fast paced. It was fast. It was crazy great music Now it was people it was the craziest grouping of people. So you had streamers like Neon for example who's popping right now in the streaming world and then you had Fighters like Ryan Garcia walking around with his belt on and Here he guards. He's the only guy back there with security, but watch this dude Dana I was taking this video of him and I swear he looks at me Wonder why you're taking a fucking video. Yeah, watch him. He was like, why is this guy video on me? See you to get him out of here. Hey CJ pop up the video of Ryan Garcia's security No electric. Maybe that was so fun. There was like TV slabs in there There's a lot of people in there that were that were cool. I had never watched a full Like fight really I see tons of clips of it but to see it from start to finish was so yeah Yeah, I see so many clips of power slap it was it was actually weird seeing the whole program go down I didn't realize this but when they flinch You just have to get slapped again You know like the two for flinching rule like it did it just a full bone slap and they kind of go like this and then they're like Oh do it again. It's a good find when this security guard. The first Oh, he's shit. Oh, it's Benny loves this moment. Benny loves this. So this is the highlight of my trip Dude when Ryan Garcia came in he had this posse around him you turn back and you look He's got his belt and you're like damn like he really is rolling so tough roll. Yeah, he's so tough He's just rolling around belt on his shoulder So he's coming through again. We're like watching we kind of get out of his way and his security's way This one guy did not want to get out of the way watch this Fastest hands boom Who's this guy? All right, who is that guy? What the fuck? Just a random guy. I want to know who he is. Yeah, who is that guy? They just bump shoulders and it pissed both of them off Ken We got to figure out who that guy is just show it to me and I'll look once we're done with this, but I can figure it out Yeah, we should maybe double check So I think who he is I think your tickets on the floor So I was in the balcony with shreds and the whole time shreds is just trying to scream at people on the floor to get their attention. I was like this is so fucking embarrassing Yeah, power slap in person very very cool. I mean it was just a fun time the guy's face after was in Sane okay, you got a picture with him, right? Yeah, I got a picture. I got a better picture of him and don't have his face What does face look like? That's insane because this guy took five slaps because they did five full rounds. Neither guys got knocked out Holy shit dude, and then they went to decision most of them just it was two slaps max It doesn't look like it was a lot. We're just one slap though. The one guy he took like three slaps and then the other guy just backed out Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, basically what happened is that guy kept flinching and then he it was the other guy's turn and I don't know He got pissed dude cuz I don't know what the fuck happened But the crowd started booing him and I think he knew he was like I'm gonna get fucking knocked out Everyone's already wants me to get knocked out now. Yeah, but yeah, he like flicked off the crowd is crazy Yeah, dude. I'm surprised that they ended with the Women's like I think what they did is no offense to the women's slavers, but I think maybe they just they were like we'll just do the men first Just because everyone's kind of there during that time and they Think the artist because the women don't really knock each other out. Right. That's what I was mostly surprised about like you think that They would want to end with like the craziest knockout. Yeah, but true I think they just give the people right to the peak action right away. I talked to this guy went up and I was like yo like Dude, you're you're fucking insane and what's your training regimen and like how do you knock it knocked out? I was kind of drunk, but I'm pretty sure he said something about his neck like he does like neck exercises But then other than that, he's like you got to just believe that you're not gonna get knocked out That's a hock and pray that's a hooked. He's like, dude. You just have to like Is that right? Is that true at all? Like does that have any I mean he's proving it right now I mean, but yeah, I don't know if that's really how it works, but I'm sure it helps. I'm sure it helps Shredding that slap is harder than I'd like it to be but dude shreds could eat all that shit, dude He could yeah, he could eat that no problem. I have thought that he could be pretty good at it Do you still think that after seeing it that you could eat it pretty good because I've taken harder shots from cousin Joe Not against those guys, but I feel like when we were talking amongst our crew I was like whoever wants to run it. I'm down. I think was more my theory dude on it going against professionals I don't think that would be a good idea. Would you run against shreds? Yeah, probably you think you could hold your own He's a big dude. I mean I give it yeah, yeah, would you take shreds or cousin Joe? If you were to put the head that's if you have to go shreds cousin Joe would blow his fucking head off I know that for that Evans cousin. He's built crazier than F Yeah, but have grew up fighting him It's probably why you're so tall losing usually, but he's that built, huh dude He got a belt from the bar. Oh like a championship belt championship belt Yeah, yeah, just beat the fuck out of so many people. What's the belt say our fight champion to the Lord and he's holding the title I don't think he actually wants to have the title. I think he's like this isn't good now. I got a target Yeah, it's like we acquired an answer from letter Kenny if you think you're the toughest guy in town You got to fight the guy who thinks he's the toughest guy in town and whoever wins is the toughest guy in town He doesn't actually want that. It just things happen So I'm trying to like give give the belt up or like get somebody else to Why don't you also lose the belt? I just don't think you must have to defend the belt Okay, all right position to be it. Yes, because you know there's some guy out there coming for the coming for the belt Dude I was cracking up when Stret 80 finally did make it down on the floor of power slap and then Ryan Garcia walks right by us and he like Kind of double takes when he's like dude. He's like no that big. I think I could take him I'm like first of all Why do you say things like that and second of all? No, you can't I think he'd have you a punched five times before you even Blink your eyes quick his hands. Yeah, it was hilarious watching him to do everything he could possibly to get down on that You guys end up getting down and made it though. I don't know who he talked to or what he did But he somehow convinced somebody to let him on the floor. I think you guys just walked in like you knew no No, no, we tried that and then they were like nope You don't know you don't know the wristband get out here and then what by the time he made it down He made so many friends at Jake Paul's that he was just like everyone was loving him He's recognizing him. Yeah, yeah, he's just a very outgoing guy. So he's spending like you two are just both good at making friends Or just talking to anyone, you know, you know, especially in like a group like that It's like it's it's mostly like I don't know I don't know if I'd say like intimidating, but you don't want to be that guy That's like walking up and just be like dude a such a big fan and this and that when The reality of it is like people don't care You know people want to say what's up to everyone, but it's like yeah in an environment like that It's like I don't want to be like overbearing of like, you know I only did it to one guy and it was Tarzan. I was like yo, I got I got a picture with this guy. No Tarzan is that now That's a guy. We don't need his contact to actually after I went away. I was like fuck. Why don't get his contact? Get reptiles and change Insane shit snakes and stuff. Oh my god. I'll just pull up a short video over Amazon jungle He's been around a long time dude. He's I think you're thinking of the reason that we make sense Like roll. That's a cobra. Yeah, dude. He does insane shit. He's not afraid of anything We just take the animals like this scratch on the back Well, you should see it like he'll like go up against them and like be eyeball on them and when they go to strike He'll move and grab them. Where's this guy from? I don't know. I think maybe Miami dude. That is - It's so fun. - Taming a King cobra. - Oh, I hate it's huge, I think he's huge. - He's barefoot out there. When he catches him though, it's actually insane. So anyways, I had to go up to him and be like, yo, I gotta get, I'm sorry, I gotta get picked. - Oh my. - Oh my. - But he's 1v1 in this snake right now. - Has he ever gotten bit? He had to. - I'm sure. - The only thing I regret is not tell him, yo, we gotta do some YouTube stuff together. - But I kind of figured if we messaged him on C, Y, C, V, you'd maybe see. - The snake is taller than him. - I wouldn't even go on to get close. - Imagine me in his camera man. - I told him I was like, yo, you gotta come fucking hang with my mini highlander cows. (laughing) - See if you could face him face to face. - Yeah, see if you could tame them. (laughing) - His first pet, a walking spitter bit him repeatedly at childhood. - Yeah. - It says he's been bit by a ton of stuff. - But yeah, so he's crazy man. So I saw him and I was like, I'm just gonna go and I gotta get picked with him. - Yeah, Ryan gotta pick with some love islands. - Dude, that's what I was born in. - Dude, you got the real Tarzan and you got some love island guy. - Well, it was just funny because we're walking down the thing and this random ghost goes, hey, just so you know, that's Caleb from Love Island. - Or what is this show? - Caleb, yeah. - Is it Love Island? - Yeah, Love Island. - That's Caleb from Love Island and I go, okay, like cool. And then like 10 minutes later, I see this picture of Ryan and the guy standing next to each other and getting a pick, but I will say, in the least home away, Ryan fucking looks mocked him. Ryan looked like the guy who should have been on the fucking dating show or whatever. You guys look quite a bit alike, but I think you might have had him on the hair and the fucking-- - That's what I told you. - He looked like the famous guy. - That's saying a lot because he's good looking fella. Dude, Ryan and Mike, show the picture, Ryan, you got to pop it up, dude. - You guys got your finger on the pulse of like, who's who in the reality TV world? - Ryan, dude. - It's 'cause there are girls watch the shows and they watch that one. - Yeah, I had to get a picture to send him in. - He's got 1.4 on Instagram. - Dude, Ryan looks like-- - I'm pretty proud of that one. I didn't have to throw it up on the story. - But Caleb looks like shit. - Yeah, I story this. - Just kidding. - Just kidding. - Oh, on Snapchat. - There's just so, there was so many people in there. - You should answer the story like that. - I should just post it and say, "Look smog." - The only person that CJ got a picture with, I don't know who Tarsanne is, and then CJ's brother Jake, that was really interesting, bringing him into that situation. He's like, I didn't really know who anyone is, but I had to get a picture with Aldo. And Aldo's legend, like, funny ass dude on Instagram and TikTok, but you've never seen Aldo. - Never. - So everyone got a pick with their idol. - Right, right. - Yeah, I got a pick. - I got a pick with Aldo. - Let's go damn far, I guess. There was other people there, but dude, you know actually who I met, not there, but just later at one of the day clubs that we were at, if you guys ever seen real lives of Mormon wives. - Yeah, I heard about this, look at how? - Yeah, no, no. Remember how I've talked about it, how crazy that show is, and it's just another reality TV show, but the Mormons are-- - The crazy 'cause of the Mormons. - The clips from that are kind of crazy. - Well, there was like this chick that was married, and then they got a divorce, and like she started dating this guy, and it was like this huge thing, and I only knew about it because of Greta, right? Greta was all invested in it, and when we were at Power Slap, I saw this chick that got the divorce boyfriend, right? So I told Greta, I was like, oh, guess who I saw at Power Slap, the boyfriend of whatever her name is, and she was like, oh my God, no way was so-and-so there like her husband, and I was like, no, but that would have been crazy if like her boyfriend and husband were there, and she was like, oh, that would have been insane. Well, we're at this club, the day club on Sunday, and I see this guy, and he's standing there alone, and I go up to him, I'm like, yo, are you from Mormon wives? And he was like, yeah, how's it going? And I was like, dude, I gotta send my fiance a photo. She was just asking me about you. And he was like, yeah, right on, let's do it. And he was like, what are you guys doing? I was like, oh, we're like here filming a YouTube video for my buddy's Bash party, 'cause he saw us up with the DJs filming, and he's like, oh, let me get up in there. He was like, let me get on the camera. And I was like, oh, man, I don't know where he went, and he's running around to your somewhere, 'cause Jack was running with the camera. Oh yeah, he was trying to get in the video. Yeah, so he was, I was like, oh, man, I don't know, man, nice guy, super nice guy, but that's 40. Yeah, so everyone got a little reality TV show star love. I grabbed a pick with Dino, super crush right here. Well, he knew who you were, yeah, Dino also, yeah. I'm sure he did. He was, oh, he was, he actually did. I didn't expect that. You just said everybody knows who you are, so yeah. Yeah, but I didn't expect that, 'cause I didn't know that he knew me. And then after that, I spent he immediately called his mother to tell her. Oh, you did? How excited you are. Yes. Mom, you're not gonna believe who knows who I am. No, she goes, "Dane, well said." Yeah, she actually didn't believe me. She legit didn't believe me. I slid. (laughing) Bro you on me. The viral clips you've had, of course they know who you are. True, but I just didn't expect that though. 'Cause I ain't for Evan. Same for Evan. I mean, all those guys know you two are. It was fun too. We ran into Kobe, Rah-ha. Yeah, I got him home with him. Pretty much the whole weekend. Cold train? Cold train? Cold train, but what's his last name? Actually, Steiner, I believe. I think it is Steiner, yeah. Yeah, the way he's fucking cool, dude. Yeah, he's cool too. Yeah, dude, I was trying to get a picture with the dude from Love Island and then he was talking to Kobe. And so I was waiting and then Evan's like, "Let's go over there." And I was like, "I'm trying to get a picture." And he looks at me and goes, "Don't." Evan? And I was like, "Why?" And then he's just like, "Chido." (laughing) "Chido." Okay, yeah. He used to be taking pictures, right? And then, but, and then he was like, "Why?" And he's like, "It's just, don't go ask Rah-ha for a pic." And I was like, "I'm not asking Rah-ha for a pic." Then I got a pic with him and then we like parted ways. I look across the room and Evan's taking a picture with Rah-ha. But at that point, you've been growing down with him. He actually, asked for the men. Or he, but he was like, "Oh, we gotta grab a pic." And then I'm like, "All right." Even better. Then we like, both took the same pic. But then Evan and Rah-ha hung out like, dress the night, it was awesome. - And the rest of the next day. - And the next day, right up to the penthouse. That was cool. - Yeah, it was cool having him there. - Dude, and then coming off of that weekend, like I feel like shit, I think you guys feel like shit. - You were jumping like, 350 feet yesterday. - Oh, yeah, I saw that. - Or 305 or 350, whatever. - Just absolutely sending it. And like, yeah, he's built this. - Wasn't you saying he's trying to get to like, 400 or something crazy like that? - Yeah. - Ken, how you doing? - You get that fresh, marriage glow. - Have you talked to your wife at all since getting on? - No. - I haven't talked to you. - Dude, Ken, no. - Ken, what were your thoughts on the night we went to that your favorite steakhouse or whatever? And shreds threw up on the plate. What were your thoughts on that? - That was funniest. - What were your thoughts on that? - It's just something that he does. Like, of course, he just makes a scene out of it. But he hates seafood. And we're in like this super nice restaurant. It's like a back room, they're waiting on us. - Peter Luger's, yeah. - So that waitress behind almost threw up because - I felt so bad she was in there. - Ken, what about so bad she was in there for that? - She was also the one that Ken was barking at. - Get us the chef. - Yeah. - We want to meet the chef. - Bring us to the freezer room downstairs. - We want to meet the chef like that. - Watch yourself. - I was like, as soon as Ken gets drugged, he is so entitled. That was not like the chef. - Bring us to the chef. - Don't bring him to us, dude. I will say this gap did, he did warn us. He said, I might throw up. - I told Dave I was like, that's an oyster. He's gonna puke, bro. - Dude, so I've really never ripped oysters before. And so Ryan gave me the run through. He I don't know, put Tabasco and he jats it all up for me. And he's like, yeah, now just slurp it. It was like stuck. I swear it was like stuck in the shell. So I sucked really hard. Literally inhaled the oyster at the speed of light with like Tabasco sausage shit on it. And I almost, I was fine with the taste, but just the fact that it like went into my lungs. I also almost exploded. It went down, back up into my mouth and then I ate it. - Dude, yeah. - So I'm having trouble getting behind the oyster hype. Still, I'm like, they are good for the record. They are good, but like I toss it back. And then slice my lip on the shell. And I'm like, yeah, this is not for me. - I hot dog would never do that down there. I want to see it, like I genuinely like the, I just love what he could do. - I just love what he could do. - They got like crab, like bobs or shrimp, fucking whatever fish from there, you know? But dude, what was fun though? Was just everyone coming up to us the whole time. Like there was just something about our group that was like, you'd kind of see us come in. And I mean, half of us have cowboy hats on. I don't know, there's like a camera, like all this stuff, people would like come up and be like, I gotta ask, like what's going on here? Like who are you? And then of course, Spaniard chiming, like this is Bobby. He just sold 30 head of buffalo. (laughing) Like you just started, and then people were like, wow, congratulations. - So what's going on? - We're celebrating, you know what to take away. - Taking out all my ranchans and employees. - This is Spaniard's time. - Taking everyone out. Oh my gosh, that's so nice of you. [BLANK_AUDIO] Look at this video I have of this random lady that came in and just literally says our group had so much going on that she had to meet her, literally right when we walked into the restaurant Look at all the hats look at I'm at the head of the table not really saying much Bobby's a man a few words You want a picture sure you want to talk to Bobby you go through all of his boys. It's fun. It's fun fun dude everyone kept calling me Bobby all weekend long too because like you guys would have it when went when we like we'd roll into wherever you'd have like a picture on me up on the screen Bobby lots of Bobby lots of like batch party or whatever the hell would be so then like the waitress would be like Bobby Do you need another drink like it's just funny to me where people getting like we're introducing yourself as Bobby that's the issue though is like I'd be at like a table mind my own business just myself I was going you know I'm CJ this that and then you guys start coming up and call me Bobby and it was just funny because like I'd Explained to them they're like my name CJ to they go yeah yeah so then you guys are they would say that too was it no no no this one guy's name was CJ this is the only one is his name was CJ my name CJ I go and my name CJ to yeah yeah we dapp up we kind of bond we're like chatting like kind of buddies then you guys are coming up And just call me Bobby and the guy's probably just like Bobby let's go we got to get to me did he just slide me for no reason So you've been dealing with this shit for a year yeah yeah yeah can introduces himself as CJ then we go and blow his cover Comkin that's not the reason how about both days that we went to the to the pools shred 80 title waves random Oh stranger that was awesome yeah Gavin's like super easy to convince to do things and Evan thinks that it's funny to tell him to do a belly flop I got to my phone out and say do it he just rips and not even just like randoms like people that have like spent good money for a table and they got like their girlfriends with them and they're all done up at the pool and they're not really Swin they're not there to swim they're there to just drink and eat the food and just be at the pool yeah well they become a part of it when when shred sends a title wave Atom yeah good times guys good times thanks again. I don't I can't say thanks enough. I mean you guys did it's so big He almost hit the fucking ice holder in the background Yeah, get a zoom on that Good I am you really are always looking for a hinder huh like you guys just did it so big and and I really appreciate it You guys went above and beyond we didn't even have to go this hard, but we did we did and It was super memorable you only get married once so you might as well do a big that we did it big bro So I appreciate all you guys especially everyone comment and that was just so much fun legendary weekend I got some funny clips of the yeah of the marriage you don't see what's going on But there's just there's just some funny bits of you guys up on the pedestal thing the build up before the bride walked in was Straight up comedy I mean like I've just never seen anything like it. Well, Mike like there's only so much you can control You know and in a scenario like this and Ken being uncontrollable Ken being Absolutely Unhinged hammered It's kind of like I met I met this girl at Seven o'clock and we're getting married at 10 so I was like oh, you know Little white chapel and I didn't see her in between seven o'clock and 10 Yeah, you were fucking dying. Well, yeah, you're not supposed to Bro, how about how would Elvis just you just wait in this one out? Yeah, we like we really win over our limits The amount of times that Ken pushed Gavin But I do love that the Elvis guy really how you doing? He's like great you guys made me famous. Yeah, that was pretty cool Elvis had seen the first time that we were there. Yeah, he watched the video. He's from like this area Which is crazy or something like that like what a small world They've been they've been running marriages there for a long time But you ever you remember the Viva La Bamba episode when Rab gets married to like the Russian male order. They did it there Same exact spot really same exact spot and now it's in like 2003 I would not have remembered that but as soon as you say that same exact spot and then Vito's there and he's like no I object But he's like trying to stop it. So Ken are you pretty happy about this or I Think it felt a little forced on your end on my side by you by you no No, no rush. Do you feel like I think it just felt a little forced considering I met her that night and Ken This is how I know that you were hammering you don't remember anything bro. This isn't I've never seen you That in love or fucking or make make out with somebody that you were much grab in her ass Kissing and when you guys find out who this lady is Making out every chance. I think it just felt a little force considering the last one They'd actually met a couple days ahead of time and they had had But here's the thing you act like you didn't know who she was and what she was about before That I just I So here's the thing Ken you didn't have to be doing all the shit you were doing and why why did I have to do it? You were to just had to have played it out a lot you would have just had to have played it out You could have stood up and gave her a pack but instead you guys were and what's the reason why I had to marry her Well, it's a prank On somebody but because I lost a bet what yeah, but can you didn't and the bed is now cleared I I took this as far as I could my bed is now cleared. Okay, you took it way farther than you were supposed to and I took it You took it and you ran with you took it and you ran with which I respect you did a great job I respect that you that bet is cleared. Well, you fully committed to the bit Ken that was insane, bro I've actually never seen more commitment to a bit no on the channel. Yeah, I haven't even have it I mean she was loving it too. All right. Oh, yeah, we're gonna do could you hold it? That's right. Oh, thank you. Oh my god. We're gonna do a blur here on who it is But I would just like to summarize this is the moment that Ken sees who it is. Oh, baby. I love this This is that 17 seconds in the video. I love the shot. Drop. This is at seven. It was his first video Then he walks up immediately gives her a hug. There's there's a question if there could be a kiss in the pan 13 seconds later at third. Oh my god. They are kissing and they kissed. But can you just matter? Holy man, you can be like who was forced? It wasn't planned this and that Bro, you kissed your 15 seconds into knowing her dream. Oh, yeah, it's kind of expected I don't want to from I'll just say from my point of view. It wasn't because I actually didn't expect I was like oh my gosh I wonder if they're actually gonna kiss when it's like you may now kiss the bride right that was me I was wondering if they were gonna kiss one time. Yeah, I saw you do it So you do it five seconds after she walked in and I was like this is gonna be interesting. Yeah No, I agree Mike. You didn't know about you didn't know what was happening. So first thought my head was like this Is crazy? Are they actually gonna kiss? Yeah, what was your reaction like when you when you found out who it was? I've never been so entertained I've never been so entertained especially because I genuinely didn't know even when we were like Getting on the Sprinter van and and and Jack shows me that he's like just got the ring founded on marketplace I'm like I didn't want to ask questions. I don't even know who that's for No idea. That's how you know it's about to be a good night. It was so entertaining So good. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for it to go live. It'll go live this Thursday You guys will get all the answers and we just don't we don't want to say it because it's like it's so good It's so crazy. It's so unexpected Like so unexpected Ken's known of this woman. He's dreamed of this moment for a long time. Yeah. That's why you kissed her right away 15 seconds in. Yeah, 15 seconds in and then didn't stop for how many hours the rest of the night Hours the rest of the night. I mean, there was good too To what there's two hours like before she went before she went back to her room gosh I'm sorry. I'm jealous of you Ken for being able to be that drunk and still remember things same for Evan the other night It was it was Mike. I mean, he says that it was two hours. It was actually eight So that he doesn't he does not remember it was from like what seven at night. Tell no it's two in the morning It was 6 to 3. No. No, I mean, sorry, sorry if I didn't like, but no, because we that was it was like 6 30. We go to two We go to dinner at seven and then the marriages, but nine at a clock. Yeah, the mayor get out of there 11 Sorry if I get a mic here, but To minus an hour and a half it was six to two. I walked throughout Ken Which was very ungentleman like of you to not walk your wife out Ken well so is not speaking to her after getting married to her Yeah, you should I actually ever number you should you should get that Ken well honey moon. We're not doing honey moon You're not no, you don't want to do your own video doing honey moon. No, I'm not I'm not doing honey moon. We'll say you why I'm not I'm not doing honey moon Bit bits bits over. Yeah, true. Yeah, it is your wife know this bit bit is a hundred percent over I think the people are gonna want to see more can we'll see can I hate to tell you this But I think you might have made it too legendary in your own doings for it to just be over the bit The bit is done. The bet is cleared. We're all out of here We're all out of here. That's what he told her when she asked if she was moving in with him Yeah, Ken Ken met his his idol at the UFC fights too, you know everyone everyone met somebody that they had to get a pick with and We're just walking out of the UFC fights. We're waiting for someone to come out of the bathroom a part of our crew And I look over and I see Nick Shirley the guy that's like exposed all the Minnesota government fraud And like the daycare fraud just walking by us and I was like yo, what's up, dude? He stops and he's like, hey, how's it going and I was like thanks for doing what you did for Minnesota And he's like, yeah, no problem. You guys live there and we're like, yeah, we got a huge channel see boys TV And he's like, oh nice dude you guys have been doing it forever knew of it and Ken walks up we go Ken check out who it is Nick Shirley and Ken goes is Drops and he's like do do do do you did a double you go? He was mid. He was mid. Come on. We got to go as we were talking to him. We go Ken. That's Nick Shirley goes That was the job to Rob. We were talking to him and if and if this is this is Nick, and this is CJ He's like guys guys we got to go and he's standing right there Well, that was pretty much what we can tell you. We don't want to spoil the video There's still so much like that we left out for the sake of the video That was just kind of the very surface level of it. So you guys have to tune in watch it I don't even know what it looks like yet because it's not done being edited, but I just hope I don't look too drunk Thanks again guys really appreciate of course, bro saying oh you guys were saying we got away We got away till the next batch. We got to have a little break. We don't have to do it in Vegas Can do it somewhere else. I mean someone's got to get married I guess to go on another batch. Yeah, you know, there's nothing we nothing in the you know We got Ken out of straight-up Ken's out of the way right around you're up next Blast one is still ready for Kenny Yeah, yeah, we'd run one for Dalton. We do need to make a Vegas trip in November Dude, I actually That might be too soon. That might be too soon. I'm good for a year allegedly a vehicle will be complete in November So Evan, how's it feel to be an uncle sick? Evan is now an uncle He looks over at me At the day club tears tears in his eyes and his eyes No, oh, it's like I knew what's happening and I just thought it was cool and then I'm sitting there and I was like I'm either hammered or this one's hitting but I have my sunglasses on but I just like saw the picture of like my family with the baby And I just like so crying. I was like shit really cool. Evan's gonna be a great uncle especially with cousin Joe You and cousin Joe any guy messes with that girl here actually dead We've done they're done. You can buried in an amagy Just kidding Dude, it was crazy cuz like you know, that's a big deal. He's like it fully taking it in babies born You're now an uncle Jack goes. I'm an uncle to 11 kids. I'm like holy shit Start to steal your thunder. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't think you did Still good anyways What's right, and I'm gonna shoot you in airdrop and you run it and then we'll I Know peaking is actually so fun. Alright, so Who was all hanging out that night's penny we had a crew? So I think that was when was that when Taylor and Lil Zee and Levi were in town? Yes, yeah, I think so. Yeah, and we weren't really doing anything at the shop. We were kind of just hanging out Maybe we had just finished ripping petters or something. Was it Levi? He wanted to try out the New barbecue burn out bites. Yeah, yeah, we saw the vending machine full of them and we Thought the vending machine looks pretty big at the crang game looks looks pretty big, you know big like barge like the Yeah Oh my gosh, and why is this happening Evan? Why is Benny stuck in the club? He's like a little kid that climbed in climbed in to try and get his treat out and Hello, Evan. Why is he stuck in the car machine? So what happened is we just say oh, we just thought it would be funny to get Yeah, pick of spenny in the machine, but the door just kept like coming open when it wasn't locked It would just that started fiddling with the with the lever to close it and he fell or seconds and like Pushed it in and locked it and it had never been locked before and I was inside Fuck and dude it was so hot inside that little box because there's no air really Right, like you're just in there. We'll have to get the clip from Dalton Dalton has the clip If I realize I locked it where I'm just like trying to get the door to stay shut and also then it goes click like oh Oh Oh, no and immediately I start looking for the key like on top of you digging around okay fine The key and I'm like no key jacks got to know where the key is hey jack No, I think it's called big wrench. We call big wrench first and we were like big wrench You need to come over here and help us get out. Yeah, like I'm stuck in there I had my phone and it was at like 2% so I was gonna get bored really soon when I was like How do we get this machine open without breaking it because we don't you know the obvious, you know You could break it but like is there a safe way to break into the machine like called jack and I go jack Do you have any idea possibly where that key is for the crane game? He goes? Oh, yeah, it's in my car Oh my gosh, so then what he was in Fargo he had to drive all the way from He was driving through he was already driving through hold on no, so you were in there for an hour 45 minutes at least At least 45 minutes and dude it was so I had no water actually the boys Why didn't they just give you any well? They did they stuck their hand up through the thing and like threw it up And I could like got a fan and like fan some errand from the bottom Yeah, you did take it like a champ though like you never for a while. Well, I mean now there's what was I gonna do I was in there whether I liked it or not the keys are now draped over the top for everyone to see so you get locked in the Clown machine can haul out a buddy Hopefully nobody just crawls in there and it's locked in like hopefully we wanted burnout bites I couldn't help myself. Did you think I was there? Did you think you were spending the night there? I thought I was gonna be in there for a little bit longer to break it Dude yeah, we just there's so much shenanigans when found a cat way on a cat. Oh, yeah, you guys found a cat Yeah, so what's up with that? So now we got a shop cat Been housing it for now. I took it to the Sydney took it to that actually dude. It's actually a cool little super nice kid super nice Is it okay? Yeah, so at first week or what pretty strict? Yeah, it was it was pretty small pretty hungry so it was in the Megaphone Corvette like we saw it popped down and in the Corvette and then we chased after it and it like popped back up into the Corvette somehow inside underneath it was like going up into it though and And then it popped out and and I think Levi chased it down scooped it with his hat And it was freaking out like like hissing trying to bite us scratching us. Oh fight for its life fighting for its life Yeah, and that was just we got it inside the shop put it in a little box And and then little Z like it was freaking out So we just left it for a little bit and then we come to the shop and little Z had it in his arm And he was just petting it and I was like, dude, how did you just tame this thing? Like it was just tried to kill us now That's that's probably the best way to go about it Yeah, and then now it's just fully tame now it just like meows and it just wants to get pet and cuddle But it had like ticks and stuff on it. So we clean them all off and gave it some food gave it some water and hopefully it's gonna be a shop cat. I think it'll be good It's easy to train when they're that small But yeah, much mice around here. No, but I mean yeah, but so we got some there's only good mouse to turn thing But if you have a cat just catches all of them. Yeah, and big wrench said that he moved the mega truck the other day Like the world longest big sun driving and he said that there was probably like a hundred and fifty oh Yeah, within the last month. I went into something and it was just crawling and I can't the water truck I went into that was another one makes water truck was insane. I was the limo. I think it was the limo for me Oh, yeah, the limit. Yeah, maybe it was the one in there grab some things and you just tell there's just nest everywhere But that one's different like that limo's like strange it up out in the middle of the field. Tell me it's pretty much. - Dude, imagine what those mice are thinking now. They're like looking at the fall. - How do we get down? - They're in the limo and now they're just up on a pole. - Yeah, they're like, "Oh shit, it's good bird food." Dude, the eagles probably love it. Dude, I never seen any birds actually fly into the vehicles. - Sure. - Or even sitting on them. - Yeah, sit on it and don't fly, never. - Maybe because they're so unstable, they just-- - They can feel it. - Nobody can feel it. - Or they're like, "This is so weird. This is so weird." - It's like in the open, like a lot of times, like it trees covered by other trees. That limo's in the middle of the wind. - Yeah, fuck me. - Dude, I just, I wish I, I wish I, I want that limo to fall, but it's just so sturdy. - It made it through all those storms. - It's not going down anywhere. - Yeah, there was literally a fucking tornado that came through. - Cornadal came through. - I mean, granted. - Dude, how about that tornado? - Yeah, there was a tornado that hit, probably, what, 25 miles from here? Ripped the roof off of some of these places. Like, our buddy Jeff's grandma's place, dude. That was, that was just so sad. Luckily, Jeff's a roofer, so he was like, literally him and his crew were fixing to the next day, but shout out far more construction. - So I went over there. We had that tornado and it was like, it was like five miles as a crow flies north of my house. So I was kind of a little bit nervous. I was like, "Shit, I hope my house is okay," which I wasn't there. - It really was close, wasn't it? When she think about it, it was close. And so I went over there, when my house was fine, I called him and I was like, "Hey, you're on Floyd. Like, is your place okay?" And he was like, "Dude, I don't know. I'm currently flying down highway 10 right now, like, trying to get there." And so I raced over from my house and it was the weirdest thing, dude. Like, probably a lot of people have experienced tornado before, but that was like my first time ever seeing it. Weird as shit, you're driving, and it's like, everything is fine. There isn't even branches down on the road. And then it's just all of a sudden, every tree, and every, like, the grass is ripped up, every building in his way is all torn up. It was so sad. Pulled back in his neighborhood. It looked like a fucking war zone. His grandpa's got like a bunch of classic cars, like C-3 Corvette. And the roof came off the building and went into a field. And then a one wall fell out, and then his, like, filing cabinet, like, lever rack stuff fell. And then, like, hit this really small vehicle, and it was enough to push it off to the side and not hit the vet. - Very crazy. - So the vet was fun. - 100% fine. Other than being soaked. - Wow, that's crazy. - Yeah. - So, yeah, like, what does the cleanup of that look like afterwards? Like, I've seen a bunch of different businesses in the community, like, sending their workers out to go and help clean that. But, like, are they still cleaning it up? Like, like, how long does something like that take? - Randy was out there 'cause he was helping Jeff with the insurance stuff, and like, he said it was impressive. Well, like, literally every tree in that half-mile span is basically gone. - Yeah. - So, like, all these big old trees that got to clean up plus the houses, but, dude, I never realized, like, let me look around this room and imagine if it just rained in this room. How much more fucking mess it would be. Just like, everything that you think you don't even care about, like, that picture of Ken and that mom, and then you just see it all soaked and ruined, and you're like, damn. - Just basically turns everything garbage. - Yeah, man. - Yeah, if it wants to grow in all that, you're kind of fucked. - Peeling his grandpa's war medals out of literal rubble was just so sad. It was so sad. But I mean, his family was in pretty good spirits, and like, they obviously all rallied and put his roof back together and sealed it up. Yeah, it's-- - Dude, I've seen photos of, like, boats that, like, traveled across the lake, up, like, surf boats upside down. - Yeah, like, if it's in another guy's yard. - Yeah, they're up there footage of that, like, after that the next day, just looked insane. Like, you're just going up and down this beach, and it's just, everything is just everywhere in the water. - Yeah, it doesn't really surprise me when a pontoon flips over. - But you throw around, like, an 8,000 pound surf boat that fits upside down in a yard, like, like, that says something. - That's a lot of power. - Driving out, last thing I was saying, I'm driving out, I'm driving out that night, and it's just, like, there's power lines down. I'm, like, literally driving over down power lines, like, down in the ditch to go around trees, and I'm driving out, and there's three little kids, all under the age of 10, and their mom, and they're standing with their suitcases, their house is all destroyed, and they're standing there with their suitcases, and the little girls, like, crying, and they were blanket, and they'd do that, that hit. - It's, like, it was so sad, and I love a good storm, and now I'm just, like, damn. - Yeah, it is crazy. You didn't think something really happened around here. It's very rare. I mean, the last time something like that's happened this close was, like, 2012. - Yeah. - There you go, Ken. We've been saying that you're going a little hard on the hail, but the storm was due to hit. - Yeah. - And that one was, that one was crazy. - It'd never be too careful. - Yeah, so what's this about? - I was gonna ask if you guys see this. - I don't know. - I did see this. - Bappel sees? - First of all, it must be Bappel season again, Bushlight Apple, and this 20-year-old kid got pulled over with one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13 cases of Bushlight Apple. - Bro, that dude, we're gonna sick of that shit anyways, by the time he got to case number three. - I bet he had a lot of friends. - Oh my God. - Yeah, that was about to happen. - He must've been going to a party or something. - Yeah, probably a hell of a party. That actually is a bummer. So the cops seized it, huh? - Yeah, they seized all his Bappel. - That's funny. - But I don't know if, like, he bought it with a fake, or if he had someone buy it, like, back in my day, we didn't have fakes, so you had to have pay someone to buy it. In pro, case of Bushlight was like 30 bucks. They were up charging that shit, but you didn't know, you couldn't go in the liquor store and see that it was any cheaper. So they told you, yeah, 30 beers for a dollar each. You're always worth it. - Yeah. - And so, I mean, I'm just doing the math on that. - It's a big order. - Yeah, three of three. - Maybe he was the Bappel dealer. - What'd you find this thing? - He was a dealer. He stocked up and he was on his way to deliver to a bunch of parties. - Yeah. - A big dealer bust. - Dealer bust. - Bappel sees. - That's what, what did it say with the reason for him getting pulled over? Was he speeding? - Yeah, speeding or tint, or something like that. - Oh, perfect time for Evan to be back. - Hey, what's up, Evan? - Welcome back. - Welcome back, Dennis. - Born and fellas, how are we doing today? We have GTI Lightning McQueen jump part two. Shut the frick off, oh my God. - We got it, bro. - You pulled the oil pan out again. - Luckily, no, because we have, because I was there. - We know the limit. - We know the limit. - And we're staying behind the limit. - I like, defeated one of the tires on my Corvette, so I was left it out on the drift track and I was like, I gotta get these windows up and shit. So I'm over there and I hear like all the guys, like Levi Taylor, Lil Z, Evan, Spenny, everyone's over there and I'm like, what is all this ruckus? And it's them for like five minutes straight going, dude, you gotta jump in. Oh, if you jump, you gotta go bigger. We shouldn't jump in. - Bro, Lil Z pulls up with a stack of pillows. - I see him jumping. - I'm jumping this thing. - He said, never jump in the car. - What made me feel good about it is Mike was there and I'm like, if anyone's pulling the pin on this operation, it's that guy. - And basically, Evan's like, so it's a go. It's a go and I was like, dude, like, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. Like, let me at least film the grab the horizontal here. - Lil Z was driving this? - Yeah, he drove me to Zorb as it was actually awesome. But then I was like, but I don't want-- - He had never drove a stick in his life. - And then everyone's like, dude, so-- - He's good at driving stuff. - We got the green light, we got the green light and I was like, yeah, but I don't want it to be like, if things go way south, I don't want it to be like, hey, but Micah said we could. And then everyone was like, aww, that's like what we were gonna say. (laughing) Damn. - Let's see this jump. - Yeah, see this. Look how happy he is with the big hat on. - Dude, he was so hyped. - Yeah, he actually was hyped. - What are you doing drinking coffee at this hour? - Oh, I just took my cup out of the car. - All right. - And I was just wanting anybody in the face. - The late night crew right here. - All right, ready. - Levi would have done it and he's like, boys, if I get in, I'm breaking. - Overall, first-- - He was like, I'm not gonna do it. - First, I will break it. - For him, like, barely being able to reach the pedals and first time ever jumping a car and being late at night, he did good. - Oh shit! - Better than Shredd, I was just saying, unlike Shredd 80, he did not lift. - Yep, he stepped on it. - He was in between my mark and Shredd 80's mark. - Not bad. - Yeah, like right in the middle, middle ground. - It really does jump well. - And basically, screen grab that. That was a legendary photo, no, I'm just kidding. - I will. The best part, like, of course, then afterwards, which I don't even blame you for. Evan's like, well, like, we gotta run that back. And then I was like, the fact that he jumped way farther than Shredd's almost as far as spending, little short on that, like, maybe five to 10 feet. Well, I was like, dude, we got the oil pan intact and Z got full air in the GTI McQueen, like-- - Call it a way. - I maybe did say that once, but I think I agreed. - But as soon as we talked about it for T-Zayn, it's like, yeah, such a W. - Yeah, good time. So just funny that the, of all the things that a GTI is what we're over here, why is it the freakin'? - I don't want to mention the other, like, really repeatable, jumpable vehicle that we have, that we could be jumping. - Yeah, that's true, 'cause that is-- - What is it? - It starts with T and ends with an R-S. - Yeah, but that's just, like, that's just not as cool because it, like, I just don't even want you guys to pull it off. - We're gonna go, you're gonna hit. [BLANK_AUDIO] We got going on here puppy. Hey, how are we doing? We got a puppy in the studio That's just a sound like a puppy that sounds like a dog. What do we got Betty nothing? Oh, okay I oh when you surprised me with animals am I okay? What do you know? What do we got now? This is a canine at least dog be so funny to let him lose just we sniffing around around here knocks over all the tripods See yeah, I was wondering what was going on there I've got stressed out that sounded like an aggressive dog. I think you just want to a little Spent he didn't even get to see it. I couldn't see it, but it sounded aggressive. He was this excited. It's just a black lab Oh, or a spenny calls it a lab Spanney, what do you think about your new car? Oh, dude. I love it so sick. I love it. It's you're so sick Hydraulics, but yeah, I know that we were popping them so much, dude I know, but it's just so natural. It just feels so natural. Just he's been he was doing the driving Bencott Excited with the joysticks. Yeah, I Joysticks. I don't think Ben stopped playing with the controls that for a solid 45 minutes until the motor burned out He was on the brink. Those things were so fucking hot. They were so Batteries were smoking. Yeah, the hydride motor was burnt and there's eight giant batteries connected together with like Double zero gauge wire and they were smoking melted. So now basically it's just like a slam to the ground car with Stuck to the ground right now in one of the hydraulics cylinders just blown out As soon as it blew a leak, I'm like man. I hope Spenny doesn't push it with no fluid in it. It wasn't me. It was Ben It was not me. Yeah, the rear right hydraulics sounded like somebody's finishing off their slurpee It was like trying to get the rest of the When it started leaking that was when we started doing the rollers and then to go He went for a full 30 minutes on it It sucks. That was so And then it sounded like it's a little more fluid and it would have been fine It sounded like a slurpee for about 10 seconds and then he kept going and then that's when the motor is like made a very Bad whining noise and then a bunch of smoke just filled the cabin. I think that there was like a misconception like when they asked the wrenches Like, was it okay to use like technically? Yes as long as the fluid was still in it But once the fluid's gone that it was not not good time to use it Anyway, you'll be able to fix that right. Luckily you can fix it. We can order more hydride. Yeah. We'll get her fix anything's possible And that thing like dude imagine taking that thing to Zorba's So that you're taking that thing anywhere. Yeah, I just want to hit the streets as you I'll take the elephant, you know Oh, man, that's a movie. That is a movie Cheech and John I can't wait to hit my first car meat. I've never hit a car meat before really never had a car to hit a car meat You actually like never been you are you saying like hit it with the vehicle of your owner? You're never even been look at every even really that's no one the problem is Benny We would be the people that the people I go to car meats just shake their head at me a couple of good cars I think that the people are gonna like it if I'm bound to taste fully done up your parking next to somebody's pride and joy and you're free Shoot and shoot and hydraulic fluid onto their lambo Well, there's no lambo's around here. I wonder if anyone's ever put a hydraulic like that on like a Lamborghini Isn't that yeah, what's like the most high-end car that they've done straight up? Bouncer on I mean anything's possible, but like there's not even think of how much trunk space Check that it requires for hydraulics. I don't know where you put down a Lamborghini on the roof Do it on a Rolls-Royce I bet a Rolls are a Bentley fit in. Yeah, maybe a Kennen tenento. Oh, that'd be a crazy. There's actually no room in the trunk the rough takes up Oh, if it wasn't a convertible, well back seat. Yeah, Ken's is almost too much of a classic We have to give it a candy paint job before we do that for sure And if we're gonna give it a candy paint job, we might as well fuck up the original paint job and put a new motor I don't actually is too much of a classic. There's too much originally I'd rather do that I still think you need to get a crazy set of wheels don't do anything to modify Wheels on it and then you can go back. No, I was talking to banker he was saying you to do aftermarket wheels on that You have to fuck with the suspension, which then requires Putting tires and wheels on his truck cuz he's like well, I'm only running 48 Yeah, just run a normal. Yeah, yeah, it was he said the bowl pattern that's on there plus the way the suspension and all the fit Minutes he was saying it's a not just a one thing. It's like it's 17 different thing I just got to imagine there's one other set of wheels in this universe that could go on there That wouldn't require modification There's just what I'm being told All right, we'll keep it stop then we keep it all original Gotta take a dump so bad Just let her fly that's what running camos. No one will notice. Hey, CJ poop your pants now. We got a thumbnail title CJ poops his pants long On the podcast, but we'll we'll finish it out. See did you go get what needs to be done done? I I probably do got to go I just ripped ass. Yeah And he's waddling out This is so bad, but I have to tell it now. I ripped ass so bad last night. That won't go under up. Oh my gosh Oh my gosh, that's actually it was bad literally hurt her woke up But I was kind of trying to stay asleep and she was like she literally muttered. What the fuck? She was like I couldn't fall asleep after it again Like you woke me up and I couldn't fall back asleep. Oh, no carbon dioxide meant. Yeah Tap away across the room bro the last night that we were in Vegas me and big wrench were rooming together and It was about 130 or two in the morning, which was the earliest we had Went back up to the room and we raided the gas station. He went chicken salad I went in salad went up to the room had a little snack Well for like two hours we laid in bed giggling like small children. It was just bad. Oh my god Oh my god What a great room like one of the simplest like things to laugh at you know just trying to fall asleep It's all silent did it Five minutes later the other side. Yeah, just giggling Quiet for five minutes run it back the other primal instinct thing to laugh at is when people get hurt I feel like you can't you can't not watching me. Oh my gosh I just remember it's something super funny that happened this weekend Yeah, so it grunge is tuned up also just having having Brian on the the trip was so fun Just like a different dynamic and he was tuned up it was right after dinner and we we kind of get out We're giggling. We're pushing each other a little bit and he falls on the ground But only spills like a little bit out of the tree. No, no. He I made him fall. Okay, so I was standing I was standing with my legs open and he came up behind me and like put his leg Yeah, like and then you two and like and then I like freaked out and like squeezed I like squeezed because I thought he was gonna Like nut shot me so I squeezed and caught his foot and then he was stuck on one leg But he had a couple drinks so he was hopping and then he just fully like fell back and then he just he spills a little bit out of his drink But he kind of pulls a Julian and like mostly keeps all the glasses the glass could just the ice just the ice like Shook out and so we all get up. We get up. Get up. Get up. We kind of like two to shuffle like 10 feet away And then right after that this girl walks into Drink he just spilled and just folds herself down on the ground It was slippery because I went over and I checked and I like touch it with my shoe and I was like holy shit That slippery floor leg like this down on the ground and No one else really saw it and it was so embarrassing that I had to look away You didn't go over no Because we were kind of just vacating away and I was like oh my gosh like big branches drink just made that girl fold It was reminding me of when Ken hopped on the floor scubber and then like endowed Also a legendary good times. Yeah, everyone I think it was on almost the same floor I was like upstairs of the Cosmo or whatever this bite per chance the clip I sent so yeah This is like one of those laughing at people getting hurt and you shouldn't I really really really Hope this guy's okay. I haven't looked into it, but this clip was shocking to me. This is on you guys see this one This is insane. Okay. I I saw this and didn't even think it was real. Yeah, this is insane I saw this and I was like this is stupid. I swiped away and thought it was AI. Oh my gosh I feel bad. I mean it's just a big it's a big dude. He's he's old that had to have heard I Really see another follow-up on that that he oh yeah actually was laughing it off. Oh Grandpa that's like you don't fight with a bison that's gonna happen Yeah, you know, he was like really chill about it and okay, which is pretty legendary That makes me super happy and that that makes me okay too because I don't think that clip is just like funny for like this week That that might be like a legendary clip. Yeah for Johnny Knoxville with a bull in the air style Yeah, like insane whenever there's like a real - Really good meme, they'll just be Instagram pages that'll be Buffalo tossing Old Man daily and those posts the same clip every day. - Man, it was launched by Bison and reported making jokes, despite breaking multiple bones. - Oh, okay, so it did break some bones. - Did you infer it a little bit then? - Yeah. - What a legend. Well, fellas, that was fun. We've lost, we've lost Ben, we've lost CJ, but-- - You're there just falling off today. They're falling off one by one. - The beat team, the beat team. - The beat team. - Take it to your business. - Yes, let's go. - Should we pull Jack and see if he's got anything to say? - Jack, come over here. - What do you see, Team Jack? - Jack. - Yeah. - Jack, C-G. - Yeah, I guess we J-V, is that-- - The filmer of the-- - He's J-V, he's J-V squad. - Dude, B team is just holding it down. (laughs) - Dude, I was talking with, I think it was Ev or maybe it was you, Spenny. But I was like, I think the B team should just start running a bit. - Yeah, we should. - Yeah, we should. - When Ben and CJ are putting the final touches on the video, making it, you know, making it exactly what it is, then we just go out and we film a little shenanigan. - Bro, we roll back to the shop, thinking we've just acquired gold. - Yeah. - Everyone, we sit down so stoked. - We review the footage and they're like, "What the fuck?" - I think, this is what these guys did all day. - There's no context. It's just some bullshit and then it ends with something broken. - I think both ends of the spectrum will happen. Like, there's no chance that we present them. Everything we ever present them as the B team that it's gonna be a hit, but there's gonna be some. - It's the perfect opportunity to pull a prank on either Ben or CJ 'cause they're always busy and like, then rarely leave the shop during that day. - And the prank star, now. - The prank star, that's true. - So many things, maybe we can bring your dumb stuff in the dark to light. I make it happen in the afternoon on Thursdays. - Yeah, that's true. That's probably a good idea to do in the light. - Well, let's get the boys out on the bike. - Yeah, I think that likes, whatever. I mean, honestly, the people should drop some comments and let us know what they wanna see the B team do. - Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. - And we'll just start conquering them one by one and there we go. - Oh man, I just gotta find some extra time. - Literally want nothing more than exactly. - Are you dropping out of the B team, Mike? - No, I'm not dropping out of the B team. He's like, we should do B team stuff on Thursdays and then I was like, I would if I would like, didn't have so much shit to get ready for the website every single Thursday. However, the giveaways over now, so we're locked. - What are we doing tomorrow? - Tomorrow's Thursday, we better think quick. - We better start brainstorming boys. - True, what are we doing? - We just text a group chat. Hey, everybody on the B team, meet us in the war room, Ben and CJ. - No, no, we don't know, we have our own group chat. They don't even know about it. - You're right, there we go. - There you go, all right. Well, the B team's gonna assemble. Comment, comment, and we assemble at Zorba's. That's where our team meetings are happening over a couple trash cans. - We do a catering Zorba's mission with trash cans and pizza. - Well, that's just the B team conference room. - Yeah, B team conference room is Zorba's. All right, well, I guess we better get to work. We got a video to film tomorrow. - We got words to do. - Thursday, we got work to do. - Yes, we do. - All right, fellas, we'll catch you later. Thanks for watching. Peace. (dog barks)