Keith Urban Loved Nicole Kidman

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I want to say that today, it's crazy that right now in this moment, we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2020. So we have moved. Don't say shit like that. No, I don't know. I think this is an interesting one because someone else said, I noticed that then someone else said, well, we were closer to 20 30 on New Year's Day of 2020 because time march is forward, not backwards. We were never further away from 2020 than we were as soon as, as soon as it was 2021. The second you crossed the threshold of turning 30, you're closer to 40 than you are 20. Of course, but you were always for closer to 30 than you are 20. Because again, time is moving, we're closer to 100 than you are to 27. No, I'm not. Yeah, because you can't get back to 27, but you will get to 100. No, I won't. Yes, you will. Yes, you will because you're so tiny and compact that your body works. I feel like smaller dogs live longer. That's true. But I see myself settling it like a good like 90 something. You don't want to push it out and finish the race. I don't, I'll think about it once I get to like 95. I'll do a check in with my body. See how I'm feeling. Should we keep going or should we just call it a wash? Should we quit? Well, we're ahead or I don't know what's five more years. Fuck it. Well, it depends with the quality of my life. I let's let's let's not. No, it depends on what the quality of your life is. Yes. Sometimes I see these people's like cats, for example, online. And I'm like, Hey, what is that? And they're like, it's a cat. What do you mean? I'm like, okay. That's my bad situation. Like unfortunately, like I am keeping my cats alive until like the last, I can't believe that there's no, they will live forever. Those two will live forever. That's the thing. J and R, but other cats like, yeah, they might get old. They might get older. They might be thinking, this is actually like a real, that's a realized situation that just happened to me was there was this woman that posted all these video clips of their cat. And it was like, this is what I, this is, this is who you guys see, but this is who I see. You know, those clips. No, but I see it in my mind's eye. Just like a little kitten. No. Oh, I don't know. I'm going to send you this after. Is he, if you see in this cat that like you, and I have never been ripped to shreds in a comment section, except the time when I commented on this young woman's art pieces where she had been making dolls out of hard boiled eggs. And I said, I'm, I would still eat your doll. And everyone was like, you don't need to eat hard boiled eggs when they're not made out of dolls or when they're not made into dolls. I'm in and I'm in a, every man that hits a point in their life where they start to just really suck down eggs. Like it's nobody's business. And I have hit that, you're sucking down eggs. Yeah, I'm putting them, I'm putting them back. I get my job to hear that. Why didn't you tell me? It's a, it's a pretty recent happening. It can't even remember if we've had an episode. Yeah, hard boiled soft boiled poached over easy. I'll do, I'll do over medium. I am shocked. Yeah. The consistency is not as big of a deal just because when you realize, time just marches forward, you kind of get over the consistency of eggs. I didn't think it was the consistency that was the problem with you for hard boiled. I thought it was a fart essence. No hard, hard boiled. I've never had any qualms with hard boiled eggs. I do not know. I guess your problem was like the texture of the runny. Like booger rides. Yeah, it was actually like me thinking too much about the fact that I'm eating an egg. Yeah, okay. I could eat other people's eggs, my own eggs, but now I'm back. And it's a great, eggs are such a great thing to cook at your house. You know who made the eggs the other night. Marshall made you eggs the other day. I was going to say, yeah, I should have had him over when he was in town. It's insane, Connor. Like I can't, these aren't eggs. What Marshall can do with a spatula. It's ridiculous. I texted him at like eight o'clock and I was like, what are you doing? He said nothing. I said, what's a girl got to do to get some eggs? He came over with a carton. That's my man. My man, my man, my man, Marshall. He made me eggs and we watched Heaper by the Dozen. I said I could live a very happy life with this guy. And you are, right? And I am and I am living my best life with Marshall. Me and Marshall really, I was literally telling as he this before we started recording that couple on TikTok. It's like, my gay husband, like, but like that is my dream for me and Marshall. Truly. Okay. I have two things really quickly about your gay husband. First of all, hang on. It's like not related. Hang on. But before I, that was just, it reminded me of something else. But it has nothing to do with it. Sure. First of all, I want to go back to me being cyberbullied off. Sorry, I took this very far away from that. No, I did. No, I did because I followed you into that dark night. Okay. But I to circle back. The first one was the woman that was making dolls out of hardboiled eggs. It was really incredible the work that she can do. However, I did comment like I would still eat your dolls because they're a food group that's full of protein. And I just feel like they were, why are you going to keep the eggs for, you know, like I would eat the doll. I think that's a fun way to feel like it's a new form of hardboiled eggs. It's now this is like, this is an art piece. I'm going to eat your doll. I'm surprised she wasn't getting canceled for like using food. No, it's really interesting. Yeah, what people pick and choose to go up in arms after. But no, she was in a safe space. I was the enemy in this comment section. They cyberbullied me to delete my comment. You deleted it? Yeah, they won. These people won the hardboiled egg art community. I mean, this woman can't even sell her eggs on Etsy. She really like it's this is something where like if she's making this art, it needs to be in real time. And dare I say, add a restaurant. And if any of these people find me, Brooke, I've never been cyberbullied out of a comment session. They scared me. It was hurtful the things that they were saying about me. What are they saying to you? They were saying, you're not a patron of the arts. I am. I appreciate art in all its forms. I'm just saying the the highest appreciation for her hardboiled egg. Artistry would be for me to consume it in a really literal sense. Art is different to everybody who observes it. And like, that's the way that you're appreciating her. I mean, it's like culinary art. Even though I don't know, like, I don't know if she's. Maybe I'll look at it. I mean, I can't find it anymore. The comment section that I had commented on because I deleted it. I guess there's like Mac and cheese art has always been macaroni art rather. I guess the cheese is not present. That's a really good thing. I hope to have that. That's not perishable. Like, I can't think of anything more perishable than an HBE. Yeah, I mean, this these eggs had arms and legs. And I think that these people had like a relationship with these eggs. Anyways, the next time I was cyberbullied off the internet, I had so I commented on this this cat. I now know it's a cat. And someone commented, it's a disabled cat. You you you you maniac. And I was like, my bad. I'm telling you, I thought it was a new species. I was not as cute. I just like genuinely didn't know what kind of and what beast this was. You commented, what is this? What is that? And everyone started. I have people on my most recent images. On my Instagram commenting, what is that? What is that? And it's on my pictures of my face. And I didn't mean to like sick the dogs on me. You're curious. I think it's that cat. It was like blonde. It was not that. Hang on, hang on. I didn't comment on that and say, what is that? Okay. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. His name's, I think his name's Cappy, yeah, Cappy Bears. It is that one. And I'll show you, can you, can you scroll a little bit? I want to show you the actual reel that I commented on. Keep scrolling. He's like ripping up a trash bag. And it's from behind. And I don't think he has a tail. So I thought it was like a little monkey. Oh, he's, he is a diaper. But he is a cat. So listen, my bad, do you want me to send it to you, is he? Yeah. Because it's, it's my, they're not going to cyber, no, no, no, not from behind. I found it because it's like that, I mean, I can't see, no, you know what, no, I'm, I'm not going to, like I do, I, I didn't see any bad. I just asked what kind of animal this was. But look at, look at the video that came across my desk, please, I just texted it to both of you. Okay. That opening clip, I want you to tell me on first glance. What. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Okay. I see your comment. What is that? Yeah. What is that? I. So I've now, like, these people are in my comments action. Be sweet. AI. It's a point. It looks like a new thing and the, yeah, the fact that it's from behind. Yeah. I mean, okay. I'm looking at some of your response, a cat of some sort. Someone said, please, this literally looks like you. Someone said a beautiful cat named Cappy, a disabled kitty. Please, this literally looks like you. It's really cute. He looks like a teddy bear. Yeah. I mean, Cappy Bear. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's fine. I'm just saying that's what I've been going through on the Internet recently. As if we don't have so much going on, I'm now being cyberbullied by the, by the Cappy Bear community. My bad. Very cute cat. It's truly, but you don't feel like you're going to delete your comment. No, because I think that that could be an educational piece for a lot of people like me that aren't brave enough to ask questions and keep being curious. You got a lot of likes on it. 400 is the, no, no. So a lot of people are wondering, that's really cute. But he looks like human almost. Yeah. I was thinking it kind of looks like a little baby. I guess there's always something alarming about an animal standing on a time legs. Yeah. Oh, anyways, that's what's been going on. Sorry. I don't know. I don't even remember how I got to the egg portion of that conversation. That was the other time you'd been cyberbullied. Oh, right. It was eggs. The other thing that's been on the Internet that we kind of, it's kind of pertinent to us. If you want me to take this transition and kind of run with it, holding the baton. Let's speak. I'd walk you through something that I'd love to say before shows. I'd love to say, do you want to say it with me? Yeah. Three, two, one, Keith Urban loves Nicole Kidman. Not anymore. Well, we don't know that, you know, separations are complicated. So yeah, separations are complicated. I'm going to have to change it to be like Keith Urban Sleep. There's in a different bed than Nicole Kidman for months. Right now. Apparently. For right now. For him. Keith Urban is in a complicated relationship with Nicole Kidman. I hope it doesn't affect the kid's full stop. Keith Urban is an Australian man who loves his country. And his people so much that he's going very quietly. He's not Australian. Is he? He is. And he is? I think he's like just like American. I believe he's fully Australian. He's Australian. He's an Australian American. He's an Australian American, bro. Can you please ask respect? I, people were like diamming us and like, oh my god, you really did it this time. I don't, I don't think that, I don't think so because we've said that so many times or you've said that so many times. I have, that's something in my, my, my role at X of phrases. Yeah. This felt unrelated to the manifestation space. But I'm still sad about it because they were one of those that's like, damn, like love doesn't exist. No, love does exist and it's between this and I don't know, I, I see them and I'm speaking completely out of line and based strictly on vibes here. But based on Nicole Kidman's most recent roles, I do feel like maybe she could be into, like maybe they, maybe it was a bit of a lavender situation for a while. Maybe they have been having like a little bit of an open situation. No, what? A lavender. Lavender. Do you know what a lavender marriage is? Don't tell me about the lavender. Oh, a lavender marriage is when like, uh, you're gay. Oh, I thought it was just like, are both parties gay or just a guy in a lavender marriage? I can't say that we're lavender right now. Say it again. I can't do it right now. It's coming out. It's because my Philly accent is transitioning. So I would have said lavender when I was a young girl, but now it, how do you, how would you say it? No, lavender is. Lavender. Okay. So I think I'm just struggling with my A's at this time of my life between, it's mixed orientation. So you were saying like, oh, I thought lavender is like, we are, it's a fake. It's like, I was thinking like lavender smells good, but it could give you like a rash. I don't know what I, I don't know what I was saying behind. Okay. So you were just thinking they were a sham. Yeah. It was like a fake man. Like, I thought they're both so busy in the, kind of just like, let's just be married. But I get the vibe from like Nicole Kidman that she's kind of like, um, open, she has an open mind. Oh, both partners can be gay. One or both. Don't, it doesn't matter. But. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I would like, I'm pretty close. I was pretty close except the rash part, which like, I'm sure a rash could happen. If you, no, you weren't close at all, but you're saying that Nicole Kidman wants to be more open. She feels more like free spirit in the relationship and keep these more traditional. Is that what you're thinking? No. Okay. I just, I think that it could be freaks in the sheets is what I was trying to get at. And that led to their separation. Potentially. Yeah. Okay. Um. Yeah. So bummer, bummer. There. I don't even know what to say. I, they like, AMC, someone, someone said AMC should be flying their flags at half mass today. Yeah. Speaking of them, do you have any couples that like, and I think I've asked you this, like probably 16 times before, but let's just do it again. Then if they broke up, you'd be like, I don't believe in love celebrity couples. See, like, you need celebrity couples that I have respect for would be people who like, I know that I would, I think I would respect anyone that's in so much love that I would stop believing in love if they got broken up for if they broke up. Okay. I think there's respect. Right? With that. Yeah. Sure. Um, red leather, yellow leather. For me, for whatever reason, like I'm thinking of, um, John Cruz and skin Emily Blunt, even though I'm not like a, that, I'm not obsessed with them as a couple, but like I would be like really affected by their divorce in terms of like, I guess I would be really affected by their divorce because he's so obsessed with her. And so it were he to like date someone like younger. I think that would really affect me. The John Kruzinski Chris Pratt camp, that elk of young male actors give me such a pit in my stomach that I don't even care about anything that they mean the people who used to be like Jim and Andy and then went really buff. No, not really buff, just like I can't get a read. It's like almost Tom Kruz, ask they're like rise to fame and then just like something happens where I lose, I lose them, but I have not, I didn't really, you know, I wasn't like the biggest fans when they were like these like young funny people either. So I don't know. Oh, for me, it's like you had everything to me when you were Jim and Andy and then you went ahead and like became like an action hero, like God and you lost everything for me in my mind. Yeah, well, when you, when you start doing like the Mark Wahlberg team, like if you start going into like the war movies, you just start printing money. It's really crazy. You could do war movie after War movie. They're not doing that. I'm just saying they just like got really buff because they're doing war movies. No, they're not doing war movies. Chris Pratt did loan survivor John Kruzinski did like for war movies. In a row. What's Jack Ryan? That was John Kruzinski show. That's not war. That's like spy. I'm talking about action, which would also be action if I'm not is yeah. Look at the explosion. He was not at war. He was. Yes. Is there like bombs going off in the background of that poster a hundred percent? Is it war? Is it what is this show about? What's Tom Klan? He's Jacarion about Jacarion from our U.S. Marine. Is that war? I don't know if I would say that. Now, did the Marines are involved in a number of things, such as entertainment? I would say a lot of shit as a Marine doesn't have to be war. A lot of Marines are involved in the arts and musical theater and they could have been that. So listen, they're doing global conspiracies, political intrigue, and large-scale military operations. That can involve war. That's it always. Okay. So dealing with everything from terrorism to potential world and in conflicts, which war just has was just probably not a part of that. So yeah, you're right. But there's a thing, I'm telling you, it's not like a conspiracy to you and I'm not like making that up. When you get into the level of fame that these like good looking, I don't know, these good looking dudes, you go into war, like you start doing war movies. I don't know what it is. It's like you're Charmander and then you're the one above Charmander. You keep evolving and then you're just charizard and then all of a sudden you're a man that does war movies. It doesn't, it's just a normal, it's the normal thing that you do for some, yeah. You have, you have a couple different groups of people. You have the Tom Cruise types, which include Jon Krasinski. It includes Chris Pat. And then you have, like he makes the man. I'm thinking like Steve Correll want a completely different direction. There's just Steve Correll, which is just like that's a patron of the arts. It's a perfect person that's like a Steve Correll, a, who else falls into like funny guy. Well, this guy was never, well, he did some funny stuff. Casey Affleck, like that, that kind of group. He did some funny stuff. He did a lot of like poker movies. And then you have like, kind of, yeah, yeah, Jason Maitman, and then you have like a Matthew McConaughey. Bradley Cooper. Yeah. Yeah. So you have routes you can take. I would much rather take like the, yeah, Bradley Cooper would go up there with the like, if he would hang over and then like, went to stars, not me, not me, yeah, yeah, when it started. Like that. So. Yeah. There's routes you can take. What route do you think that like Glenn Powell is going to take? Ooh, I saw someone speculating what kind of route he should take recently because there was this whole Matthew McConaughey interview. Did you see that? Or he was like, I stopped taking any role. I was offered like $14 million to do a romcom and Matthew McConaughey. And he wanted it out of that space. So badly that he was like, I'm not taking it. And then I think it was Dallas Buyers Club that came along or something like that. Like he wanted to do something really serious. And all it took was just like saying no a million times. And then. And then someone was saying Glenn Powell needs to start doing that. I also think that Glenn Powell got to, I think because of his pure charismatic, the way he carries himself in a magic kind of way, he was able to skip a lot of the nose. And I could see him skipping all that, like he's printing money too right now. I could see him skipping all that and going right to, I have a production company now, Glenn Powell production. You know what I mean? And now he can just write him into stuff, himself into stuff like that. Interesting. I could see that for him a production company. I thought it was really funny. Should I say this? Yeah, I'm going to say it like for the sake of just saying stuff. So I haven't been back to do any shows at U.T. Austin, my alum, yet at the school. Yeah. Because I do a lot of college, college shows and I asked I was like, what's going on? And I guess I had been at just to come back and do like a show for charity. But it wasn't, it was like a very, like it wasn't for charity, it was like a free show for the students. And I'm like, I paid so much intuition, you know, to go there. I'm not gonna give pop a little cash flow. I'm not any of these actors that graduated and did 14 shitty movies in the past two years. Like, I'm not in a place to do, like to do a ton of charity right now. Do you think the year could just be get a dollar to come? Like at least pay for the hotel flight, so no, I don't think so. So that's come up a couple times and it's kind of a bummer, but it is, it has put a little bit of fire under my, my butt, you know, like to, I need to get on the, the GP or MM track to come back and do some charity. At my school, you know, it's for a fee for a fee, like a, like a, like a fee and fuse charity piece. Yeah. Like free of charge for a fee. Like completely, I'll come there for free, including tip on top, including an extreme payment directed directly into the pocket of Conor Fabula would you can make any sort of immediate deposit too. Yeah. I will take a check. And I, I've talked about my job that I had while I worked at school, right? Yeah. Because I really wanted to buy a drone. Yes. I don't know if I talked about this specific aspect of when I worked in the call center at you, at UT, or adjacent to UT Austin, and I had to call people who had just recently graduated and asked them for $50, bless you, bless you. So you had to call these people and you had to say, and I can't emphasize enough that I'm wearing a headset with the mic that comes around to my mouth. Like, I look like it's beautiful. I know you were like chewing on that. It was in my mouth. Yeah. Brook, I had a binder. I had a binder with like my, here's what to do if they say no, once you weren't allowed to let them go, you had to take three no. Yeah. And you're sitting facing forward. That's my headset. You're sitting facing forward. You're sitting at these tables. It was a lot like severance. This room was devoid of windows. There is a room in the back where your, your supervisors were in and it was one way glass, one way mirror. So they were watching you and they were tapping in to random people's calls as you made call. So if they like saw that you had been doing a rapid, a high, high volume of hangups, that just means you're like calling someone and hanging up so you can be like, I called XYZ. I'm trying to remember. Anyways, there was one day where I call someone and someone answers the phone, I go, hey, whatever. Here's my spiel. How are you doing? And they go, I'm pretty depressed to be like, I, it's been a year since I graduated. I can't find a job because I had to call the liberal arts school, which it's not like really the school you want to go to if you're looking to have a job at any point. Because you want to get real creative with it. And I was like, okay, I understand. Can I have $50 and they were like, no, you can't, and I had to go through my thing. And then I finally was like, I'm so sorry, like I'll let you go. It's just like clearly someone who was in the doldrums, the next literally, sorry, I'm rewatching friends, but have you seen the episode where she Phoebe is selling toner and she calls and Jason Alexander answers and she has to keep asking and he's like, I don't need toner because I'm going to kill myself later. Yeah. It was that, that was the conversation I was having with this guy and he was like, well, thanks for talking to me. And I was like, I need to get, it's just like not really like a time when you would get someone's Instagram, but I was like, I don't want to like leave this guy alone. I did, I did have to hang up because I was just like, I can't be like, if they start listening to this and I'm just kind of chatting with this dude, he was a hang up. My next call, I call and a mom answers the phone, she's like, he's dead. He's passed away. That sucks. And I go, can I have $50? She goes, no. And I, my, my supervisor walked up and grabbed my shoulder and was like, he got to keep, you got to ask the second, got to do the second one. By the way, on the second one, you go up 50 bucks. So like, we know they said, no, the first time, okay, that's totally, we totally understand I just want to tell you, when you donate, here's where it goes towards, can I have a hundred dollars by the way? She said, no, but she's so nice, she's saying on the phone, dead son, that son is dead. I totally understand where you're coming from. Can I have a hundred fifty dollars? She does the hundred fifty dollars. No. I quit that day. I didn't go back in. They called, they said, they said, they don't, they said, don't even bother putting us as a reference. I go, I'd rather put a gun in my mouth and put you as a reference for my next job. Thanks. That's horrible. Yeah, it was really, I made four hundred dollars, I think, total after like, however long I lived there, that was enough to get my drone, flew my drone one time. Got that drone with blood money. Blood money, Brooke? Quite literally blood money, which I probably have a little bit of blood on my, on my, on my headset hands, headset using hands. Anyways, lost the drone right away. It really just is like a, it's a real blemish in my resume that I, I mean, I don't include in my resume, obviously. I mean, I don't need to, I'd love to see my resume. I haven't looked at that, that timeless piece in about a month, about several fortnight. Being a blood money, I am crushing the, the transitions today. Did you hear, did you hear about this comedy festival that's happening in Saudi Arabia? No. Okay, I figured this hadn't come across your desk, but it is a little bit relevant. So the Riyadh, and I think I'm pronouncing that wrong, I could be pronouncing it right. This Riyadh comedy festival, it's apparently the biggest comedy festival in the world. You see here, fluffy is there. I think, let's Pete Davidson's doing it, Chamorelle is doing it, as he's in Zari's doing it, Mark Norman is doing it, Thompson Giro is doing it, Dave Chappelle is doing it. So we see K is doing it, which is so disappointing, Louis CK, we expected it from everyone else, you really? Bill Burr. Yes, Bill Burr is doing it, when he comings is doing it, I mean, Kevin Hart is doing it, Dave Chappelle is doing it, it's just, and it looks like Andrew Santino is doing it too. I'm pretty sure, Chris, the comedy is doing it, that's a bomber, Bobby Lee is doing it. A lot of people are doing it. These are legit names, so Tim Dylan got invited to do it, apparently, he said, as a joke, he went on and was like, I have issues with it, yeah, is there going to be slavery? They have, they potentially might have slavery there, still like, yeah, they violate every human rights rule in the book, but I value my finances, and they cut him out of the thing. Shane Gillis said no to it, which, like Shane Gillis stand up guy, like this is shock in some of these people that are doing it, and like Shane Gillis said, no, but I guess they're getting paid like four times what they would normally get paid for any singular show here. I think some people are getting like $2 million for just one set, which is like 45 minutes, but they got like a rule book of things that they can't talk about, if you can't bad math, the government there, you can't talk, you can't, it was like basically, you don't have fun, but not at the expense of us, you can't make fun of any religion. So it's interesting, and these are like a lot of these comedians are the big like, you can't do comedy anymore, like you can't say all the things we used to say and they're going to do this festival in Saudi Arabia, and this is like the seven, this is like the seven year anniversary I'm pretty sure of when this regime killed a journalist, I'm pretty sure and it's going to be like on like during that day. So I don't know. It's like a really interesting thing that is happening. It's crazy, isn't it crazy to you at all that comedy is now this like huge pivotal thing and like legitimate like culture shifting conversations. Is it not weird that like comedy is like now that I feel like comedy's always been like that now. I haven't noticed it like this level, this is like and this is like, it's really really, these are some people in this list I'm like, like Pete Davidson, it's like I'm sure you'd be fine without whatever they're paying you, well Pete Davidson a lot of people are saying like he's the one that's the exception to the rule because I get okay and I this is also speaking out of line but I guess like some person in this regime is like 9/11 adjacent and he like losses dad obviously and so like it's kind of like he's the exception to this. But there's a lot of obviously civil rights have not, they're not at our level there or like I don't know, I'm speaking, I can't even finish the sentences that I'm trying to speak but I know that you know what I'm saying. I hope other people listening like understand what I'm saying but like it's really crazy to go there and oh yes, she also turned it. Yeah, I was about to say like it's not like the people of Saudi Arabia are to blame and there the ones that would be like enjoying the festival but also it's like when you're being paid by the government. Yeah, it's like a government sanctioned comedy festival and I don't think it's necessarily for the people because I think it's really for the money's coming straight from the crown prince. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough huh? Yeah, that's one where you just you do really need to look the other way and say no because that's blood money in a literal sense. So, um, flash forward a few weeks we're about to see Phoebe on that on that list. Yeah, that would be on the roster. No, like you you couldn't that's like something where it's just like you go you get involved in that and it's we're talking about Bill Burr here who I like a door, you know, that's my absolute chosen family. Um, you'll never guess who's ringing me right now who's on the horn Henry, I think he's in town H H H H H H. Yeah. Yes sir. No, I don't like maybe I'll invite him over for bonus. He's becoming a staple in the B and C community him like that's someone who would never take Saudi blood money. Yeah, unless he really needed another balance right unless he was like completely craving a new balance unless he unless there's a new boutique of a man that was and he had he really it was $1.6 million specifically. Then yeah, I think he might accept it and he might do a show for the crown prince. Okay. Let's talk about our weekends. Okay, go ahead. Hold, did you have a good weekend and an awesome weekend. My dad was in town. How was that? It was fabulous. I was obviously in LA the whole time that I got back to New York. My dad was here. We went to the rider cup with Celsius, which I told you guys a long time. Yeah. I think I told everybody a long time ago my dad's dream has been to go to this this rider cup, which is basically like the United States. It's like the Olympics for golf. It's like the United States versus Europe. And I don't know if you saw any news about it. It was like it was this incredible thing. We weren't I didn't see any of this like shit show happening. But I guess like the like it's a big you drink a lot and it's like a golf tournament. So you're you dread like there were a lot of guys and like colonial stuff for like US versus Britain. It was really cold. It was funny. We had the best time ever again when with Celsius they hooked it the heck up. If you guys are I had like and this would be the widest thing I say on the podcast. I think today, even though like the rest, I'm sure there were some one liners in there where it's like got it. But like I had the best weekend ever drinking 100 beers at a golf tournament with my dad. That was amazing. That's sweet. And that's a memory that you two will share forever. Yes. But if everyone wouldn't mind going and grabbing a Celsius to thank Celsius for having me and my father at the writer cup because I was going to try to take him to this and tickets were blood money, amount of money to buy. So I would have maybe been on the set of the comedian list to take my yeah to take my dad to this. So Celsius was able to tap me out. And if you do get a Celsius to thank Celsius for taking me and my dad to this, go ahead and tag and be like hashtag hashtag this is this is for has a thanks Celsius. But it was so awesome. The team was awesome. The crew that went was awesome. We got to watch some people I went to college, which was really crazy to see them playing in a golf tournament at the scale that it was, but it's like this insane golf tournament that is not even held in the United States all the time. Sometimes it's in Europe. This golf course we went to is like extremely nice like an hour and a half north of Manhattan, but my dad said in New York the whole time and he's like loves New York now. That's so sweet. Yeah, it was it's crazy. He like wanted to do all these things from Central Park. He loves the West Side Highway. We went on to eat a bunch, but get this Celsius put him in this nice hotel. Okay, like so nice. He's there for one day. He calls me and he goes, Hey, I don't want I don't want to stay. I want to stay at your apartment. I came here to see you. He checked out two days early of this sick hotel that they were so gracious, so graciously put him up and and set them my couch set them my couch because that is it was very sweet. It was so sweet. I was like, I want I came here to see you. I want to say your apartment. It's like so sweet Connor. We had it like a very great weekend. It was it was awesome. That's making my extremely fat heart, extremely, fatly happy. I can see it pounding out of your chest right now. Yeah, it's he's the best. It was so much fun. I got to see a bunch of people. We had a great great time out in the daylight drinking great transfusions, which you would adore and then you would you would be crying because I think it's vodka and like some sort of grape slash cranberry mix and it's just like I mean, it's absolutely good. Oh, welcome. Yeah. It's like so good. Oh, my God. I love. Oh, my God. Vodka that I don't care for. But the grape juice, ginger ale and fresh lime juice, I would be no you to the stomach. No, well, let me tell you I love grape juice. I love. I forgot grape juice. Oh, yeah. I mean, and it was a Shabbat Shalom or not Shabbat Shalom. Happy rush Shana. I'm late, but belated rush. Shana. Thank you, Connor. Can you believe you don't want to force already coming up? No. Have you been on the first day when the day this episode comes out? Oh, my gosh. I'll be in the pool. I'll be in bean town. Right. Wait. Oh, Chicago. Nope. Boston. Bean town in Chicago. They have the bean. Yeah. Boston. Why are they being down in Boston? Hard for me to say I don't understand Boston as a community. Getting dick down in Dallas. I'm getting being down in Boston because it was historically famous for its signature Boston baked beans. Amazing. It's crazy that a dish like a canned bean can get make rename your city. That's that was like one of the first cities. Yeah, like it's the fact that like your city is so associated with beans that it actually takes the name bean town. That's an amazing the more the more you eat the more you too. Yeah. Anyways, um, that's that was mine. That was my entire weekend. Obviously like I the food wasn't there was like free food and stuff. I had like one little bite because we were around all these people and I was like, oh, just have a little nibble. And then I were walking around and there's bar after bar after bar. We're kind of grabbing grape transfusions. They got away from me a little bit. I'll be honest out in the sun. I'm fine. That's fine. Having the grape transfusions. I just had so much. I just had so much fun. Brandon and Chase Crawford, I. Oh, my God. What was that? First of all, there's a picture of Connor and Chase Crawford on Instagram story. And the Connor's arms were draped for like Connor's hitting chase from behind. Like arms around his neck in a way that like it looked like you were showing off. You're like ring that I said, yes, yes, like he said, yes. Well, so funny because I was sitting there with my friends. We went over and like checked into the Ralph Lauren thing. Cause they were like a huge sponsor of this, this cup. And I mean, it's such a class act event that I was just not. I was like one level below below class act at this is like peak of my transfusion experience. And I see Chase and I'm like, oh, my God. That's so did you watch on girl? Yeah. And I went up like I watch it recently too. So like, it's very top of mind for me. And I kind of go and I'm like, Hey, mate. And then I saw who he's with with one of my friends Kelsey. And I'm like, Oh, Kelsey, what do you know? I haven't seen it like whatever. So we start talking, we sit down. She's like, Oh, let's send a picture to like one of our mutual friends. We send it and she's like, Oh, let me get a picture of you. So it did seem like I was ethically cloud chasing, which I was, it was kind of a joke. And then I did end up accidentally ethically cloud chasing, which is lovely when that happens. Cause it wasn't like, it's nice when it's an accident. It wasn't like an outrageous act. It was a very small group of people and I was like, Oh, my God. Hey. And then we hung out for a second. He was the nicest individual that I've truly like, I have family members that I have not felt as connected as I did for that brief moment with such a, such a class act. He looked amazing, but like his personality was fabulous. Did I forget the owner in 100%? Yeah, 100% well, I see him again. I don't, I don't think I know if he's, he's very, Matthew Gray-Goob, adjacent to me in terms of like, I did feel a connection. Like, I'm going to see you're telling me that you feel the same level of connection with Chase Crawford that you do. MGG, I said adjacent like I do feel like they, like I felt the same way with Chase that I did with Matthew. So I don't know if there's an invisible string that I'm, I'm tugging on and he, like I feel, you know, but it's impossible to say right now. So one of that's one of those things you, you aren't, you can't really anticipate. Unless I accidentally already have in the, R E Keith and Nicole, you know, like that was a, you know, he could, he could be on his podcast right now being like, I met this absolute outrageous loser this weekend. I don't touch my shoulders really nice connection. Well, my eyes sometimes misread situations all the time. So anyways, it was a great weekend. It was super fun. How was yours Connor? I had an amazing weekend in a way about it. I just had an eventful weekend. Well, started off with just like general excitement with VB and I wanted to just take a second to thank everybody for pre-ordering. That is a very sweet. It makes a girl like me from a very small town in Pennsylvania very happy. So thank you all for pre-ordering and, you know, it's still available and stuff like that. And it will be for the next eight months. So that's really exciting. And then it will come out and that's exciting as well. So let's get ahead of the curve now, y'all. So that's amazing. And then on Friday, Matt and I went book thrifting. We had this whole adventure planned. We'd been wanting, I've really been wanting to build my library out because when I moved to LA, I had in Philly the most amazing bookshelf, the most amazing collection. And I left it all, I gave it, gave it all away. Well, basically, I was like, your mom, take all my books and then she gave them all away, which was amazing. But I left my collection behind and so now I'm really in the market for getting all of the books that I had read and loved and didn't own and so was Matt. So we went on this adventure. We hit four used bookshops all across Los Angeles. Like truly, we were out and about on the town for five hours. And we had an amazing day. That's really sweet. I love to see my cousins at it. You can see those two hanging out. My goal was to get like the Harry Potter's, Twilight's and Hunger Games. Didn't get any Hunger Games. I got one, I got New Moon, I got two Harry Potter's. Then I got a bunch of other stuff that I didn't even realize that I needed, but I did. And so that was amazing. And now my library is looking phenomenal. So that was exciting. And then on Saturday, it was a really anticipated house party. This is one that I was really upset about. And if my dad wouldn't have been in town in New York, I would have definitely been present there. So basically our amazing friend Kat had agreed to host a house party. And the idea was that we were going to get as many straights there as possible. Because with my group of friends, you know, we don't, uh, in Los Angeles, we don't really know any straight men or even bisexual men or men that would have any interested in a girl like me and a girl like Channing, Megan, Sody, etc. All of us girls who were just looking for love. In the big city, um, we've not had much luck. And so Kat graciously agreed despite her being coupled up to host this party for us to kind of, you know, find someone who might take an interest. Okay. Right. So the directive was like, Hey, everyone, party full kind of just blast it out to everyone that we know. And with the instructions, please invite any straight guy that you've ever met or seen. Okay. So I had obviously this was something that I, you know, full body shave for and everything like that. Similar to all of my one direction concerts and shates and my shates, I mean straights showed up and showed out at the party. There were so many straights that I'd never seen before. Um, couldn't, couldn't quite even say hi to one of them. They was tough. It happens. Wow, like, this is like a cute boy that I haven't seen something like this in a really long time that that maybe they would like a girl like me or something like that. I couldn't, I couldn't, couldn't say hi. It was too jarring. It was too jarring. So basically the only one that got coupled up that night was Tristan Tristan found his puke puke. Oh. And, um, they have a date. Wow. Talk about manifestation space. They have a date on Wednesday. Like an actual dinner date, which is huge. Whoa. And so that, that will have already happened by the time this comes out. So hopefully Tristan found the one. And so he has to host the next one of these because that's the new tradition is that whoever finds their puke puke at one of these events hosts the next one. That's brilliant. So Tristan is going to host the next one. And I guess this one was really an opportunity for me to get used to being in the same room as these type of folks and then, um, for the next one, I'll be able to say hi. And then maybe the next one even more than that, something more than that which will be exciting. And is he, is he showed up and showed out too? Did you find the one? Oh, I was. It's so much fun. Oh, did I find the one? Yeah. Um, no. Channing guys found each other. Channing and as he found each other, which is amazing. Oh, that's good. Yeah. So that was great. Was special, especially evening, it was really fun, I was going to have been there. It was really fun. I hope I'm in town for the next one. And then Sunday I was feeling a sick, I'd come down with something from the mocktails from the previous night. Maybe from the caddy. Yeah. Something in the caddy. It was going around. And, but our friend Emma who, um, works on Mark Ronson's management team was like he's doing an event at Barnes and Noble, at the Grove, like if anyone wants to come. And I was like, I cannot say no to anything that takes place at the, right. So I went and like, I knew, I know of Mark Ronson, of course, he doesn't, great, great guy creates some great hits, um, but like I never like really did a deep dive. And so I, you know, was sitting at Mark Ronson's book signing because he's a new memoir out. He's the love of my life in a way that's like, yes, I imprint on a lot of people. Of course, it's happened many times. He, not, not like this. This guy, I mean, me telling everybody about Mark Ronson, as if you all don't know, sleeper hit. I'm really serious. Like I was, he's, first of all, he's 50 years old, he doesn't look a day over 32. He looks exactly like Andrew Garfield and yet he looks like, no, what I've ever seen. Is he so one of a kind? Is that not Andrew Garfield but also no one that you've ever seen before? Can you hear me? - Yeah, I'm looking at it like he looks like somebody I know. - He's fit. - I could see, I could see Indrograph. Brookie, no, I met him like two weeks ago. - No, I didn't. - I didn't. - Yeah. - He's so emotional. - He looks so emotional. - Wait, he looks so emotional. - Hang on, hang on, hang on. The IMDb picture, no, up where he has bleached hair. That is, that looks like Marshall, the bleached hair, to the right. - That doesn't look like Marshall, but I, Marshall, Marshall looks like a lot of hotties. - That looks like if I'd squint you, that's like Marshall 100% because of the ears. - Marshall kind of looks like Jonathan Bailey. Marshall's the one. - Yeah, I met Mark and I talked to him for a while and he was so nice. - He was the greatest shy and I don't want to freak anyone out. He did sign my book, Exo and Love and he only signed Marshall's ex-mark, thanks. - So he only wants to kiss Marshall and he wants to hug you? - He only wants to kiss Marshall and he wants to kiss and hug me. I was thinking, 'cause you know, he produced Back to Black. - Yeah. - I was, I had this fantasy that he was gonna see me and the signing and be like, oh my God, you remind me so much of my dear friend Amy. Like, can I just hug? - Oh, brook. - He didn't, but I did think that's gonna happen. Especially because my hair was kind of up in that way. But no, he didn't, he didn't seem, if he was having that kind of moment, he didn't express it. But it's a very early on in our relationship. I lost Mark Ronson and I'm really excited to listen to the audiobook of his memoir. He grabbed chapters that's out loud. It was so amazing and I told him that. - It's sitting in my repertoire over in my kitchen. - He's awesome. - It's great. I love to have a little hot pink in my collection. - Great cover. - Great cover. Well, that's great brook. I'm stoked for you. I'm excited to see where that goes. - There's two. There's something else I wanted to tell you. - Okay. - I was watching "Knocked Up" the other night. - Great movie. - And I was like, that's so crazy that like, Leslie Mann and Paul Rodder married in this movie and also have the same kids that they have in this is 40. Like, "Mod and Iris" "Happetown" are their children and knocked up and also in this is 40. And I was like, "What are the odds?" Did you realize this is 40 is a sequel of "Knocked Up"? - Yeah. - Who's gonna tell me that? - I'm pretty sure like we've talked about it. Like, I'm not gonna, not gasp on you. - It's a sequel. - I'm pretty sure, I learned that with you. I could have not though. - It's so possible. - This is 40 is, many people forget a rom comment. It's one of the best. And Leslie Mann really needs like the "Meryl Streep" treatment, like that's, she's like one of our, she's like one of the greats. I think that she's been in something like very serious. - I don't think so. I don't think she bucks with it, which is pretty fun. She's like, "How nice is it to go?" And she's naturally funny. She walks into anything. I'm gonna go have fun with my friends and my husband's gonna be my boss for this. My daughters are coming to work with me. We're carpooling and probably Volvo, probably a big Volvo. And then she's gonna get out, gonna have a couple weeks of fun with her entire family in tow. And my husband's best friend that I'm gonna make out with, which is like, that's interesting, yeah. That's a good point. - And then I'm gonna head home. And then I'm gonna make about 40 or $50 million in my career. I'm still gonna be young and very beautiful. And I'm still gonna have this awesome family and married to my husband. And so close with our close friends that we work with on a daily basis. And then I'm gonna retire and be sitting up. Is Leslie Mann the woman that has it all? A hundred percent. Like I can't think of anyone that has it all more than LM. - No, I mean, they're the royal family to me in many ways. And in my, in the world I live in, the Apatows, that's the royal family to me. - Well, you know, I spoke to Maud like months ago because she was waiting to get her hair cut after me. Back when I used to, when I went to Chris that one time and got the light changing RS3. And she knows, she knows of the podcast 'cause one of her friends is a fan. - That's what you are. - So she knows who you are. - Ciao, Maud. - And then I was followed me like back in 2020 and I was like, whoa, and then she pretty immediately unfollowed me. - Because a lot of times when I accident that happens, but that's okay. - Whoa! - It felt on purpose. - What? - It felt on purpose, it felt intentional. But I-- - Oh, no, I meant following you. - Huh? - Following you. - Unfollowing. - Following might have been an accident. Unfollowing might have been on purpose. - That's mean. - I'm just kidding. - Jesus. - That's extremely mean. - It's extremely hurtful and disgusting. - Take your records. I've been trying so hard not to start with that. - That one girl just shot herself. - I know, she did. And I literally this whole, ever since we started talking about Keith Urban at the beginning of the podcast, I've been saying my head don't start. Don't let it slip out. - Love's a good man. - And it just slipped at 55 minutes, it slipped. And I want everyone to know I tried. - Okay, wait, hang on. I really wanna have something to clip here. - I was just thinking like, there's almost not something that we can. - Okay, should we get on to a topic that we can clip 'cause I do like my shirt. (laughing) - Yeah, why? - Why? - Let me see if I can do something here. - Okay. - But I really, I'm really hoping praying to God that you have something to say about this big thing. - Oh, I pray, I'm all try. I'll try, champ. - I try to walk away and I stumble. Though I try to hide it, it's clear. My world crumbles when you are not here. So I have been holding, I have caught myself several times. - Mouth, just a gap, recently. I'm walking around, I'm sitting, I'm standing, I'm listening to someone talk, mouth open. - Mouth open, I read the dentist type vibes. - Like this, breath. - Thank you for showing me. - And I'm walking down the street the other day. Something landed in my mouth, didn't even touch my lips, swish, nothing but net, dripped from above onto my tongue. Incredible shot. - Is that the thing you were gonna, you wanted to say? - Nope, I just wanted to say that. I can't figure out why my mouth has been hanging open, unhinged, loose jaw, all of a sudden, I don't know. It's not like an isolated thing either. It's been, it keeps, I keep catching myself, my lip is almost touching my, Adam's apple. Is it Adam's apple because of that? - I've been really more than usual now that you mention it. I think we're, I think we're regressing a lot due to our screen time. - Oh, don't even get me started on my screen time. - Is it Adam's apple because of Adam and Eve? Because I think it should be Eve's apple that stuck in my throat. She ate it first. - Oh my god. The piece of forbidden throat got stuck in his throat. - Whoa. Did he choke? - Another theory suggests the name may stem from mistranslation of a Hebrew word, meaning swelling of a man. What kind of word translates to swelling of a man? - Boner. - Nice. - Nice. What if this was called, what if this was called a boner? - And what if your boner would call Adam's apple? - Well here, I want to, - I just got to, like that seems better to me. That makes more sense. - Visible bulge of cartilage? Yeah, that's a boner. - That's a boner. - So I mean, really your Adam's apple is just the boner of your neck. - It's the northern hemisphere of your body's boner. Okay, well, I think that that's, I just really don't understand why it became Adam's apple. I guess it is Adam's apple if he's the one. - Because it's got sucking his throat. - But Eve handed him the apple. Like if you hand me your matzabal soup, for example, and I choke on one of the balls, it wouldn't be Connor's ball. It would be brook's matzabal soup sucking his throat. I got your soup sucking my throat. - But the piece of cartilage that's protruding would be yours. - But it wasn't ever cartilage. It was a part of an apple that was sticking out that you could see. - But it caused the visible bulge of cartilage. It's not the apple itself. - Did he die because he chose? - He did not. - So did she give him the Heimlich? - I think maybe it just passed. - That's all things do. - Can I ask you a question that's completely unrelated but something I did actually want to bring up today? - Brook, you can ask me anything. - That's really sweet. You're such a good friend. I don't know if this is something that only girls do, or only-- - Well, let's find out. - Or only maybe someone with a brain like me does. - But have you ever developed like a very intense obsession with just like a normal friend group of, I guess for me it's been like boys, a normal friend group of guys as if they're a celebrity but they have no idea who you are. Like basically it's like in college. My friends and I were like just like so deeply obsessed with this one group of friends from a fraternity that they became like complete celebrity. Even though like they were just normal people and like everything they did it was like oh, I'm obsessed with these boys as if they are like Harry Styles This is it not making sense No, I don't want to talk about it. It's stupid. No forget. I think that I think that that's the most normal thing that you've ever said actually Oh really? Yeah, I think everybody has that Okay, I'll actually there is a story. I need to tell but I can only share it in bonus. So forget it put a pin in it Let's just say I've developed something really scary. All right, let's just say that And then and then I can say a little bit more about it later say let's just go All right, well, I'm gonna start saying there's a bone or in my throat and I'm just gonna start saying what I haven't I have an Adam's apple Well, I'm a little choked up. There's a bone or in my throat We keep like doing the best phrases ever recently and they're just starting to happen bone or my throat I don't know if it's gonna stick around because now that I said it's way you know what now that I think about it Let's drop it. Yeah Like I thought about it a little bit. I'm like I'm funny. You know, you know, yeah, well, I have something else to share in bonus to Yeah, see you. Okay, bye [BLANK_AUDIO]