Keep It In Your Crack

We can just kind of start the episode. I'm so disoriented. I don't know if you have ever had this feeling. I've been feeling like I'm in a video game for the past few days in a bad way. I'm not a real person, but I'm a video game character. Things are a little off. Have you ever had that? You just don't feel like I'm getting scared because I felt that yesterday. This kind of feels like it is a set, so it's like not, but like a set of a set. No, I was sitting in my hotel room. I don't really like sat here and made a decision in a long time. I've just been like going places and doing things and talking to people. So you feel like an NPC? What are those called? NPC. Yeah, but I sat there and had to be like, hey, come back. I feel like I'm a PC, but I am definitely being played by someone else. You're being played. I feel like I'm a PC. Yeah, so I don't know. I kind of feel like, well, I thought I had serotonin syndrome. What's that? Not what I'm experiencing. Serotonin syndrome. Serotonin syndrome is something you get. If you have too much serotonin, I think you can have a seizure or something. If you take Molly, and you're also taking an antidepressant. Because people don't know you can't do that. So I thought I was having serotonin syndrome. I'm surprised not taking Molly. I'm surprised more people don't have serotonin syndrome. I think a lot of people do. Just about every person doing Molly is probably on SSRI's. I don't know if you always have serotonin syndrome if you do it, but you definitely can. Do you catch it like a flu? No, you know the answer to that. It's if you combine drugs. No, but you said do you always have it or does it go away? That's when I'm asking. No, I was saying I don't know if it's a surefire thing that you would always get it if you take Molly. And you're on a SSRI, but you definitely can and do. And a lot of other things. For example, I convinced myself I had it because I took a Zofran. And I'm on not a SSRI, but something. And SSRI. And so then it did. There was when I Googled a drug interaction that could lead to serotonin syndrome. And so I have felt like I have been in a video game ever since. Even though that is not a symptom of serotonin syndrome. You may feel like you're in a video game. CVS kept calling me day in, day out. Yesterday I had like 10 missed calls. I'm like, what could CVS like did I leave a prescription? Am I supposed to be taking something I called them? I think it is flu season. All right. And I go, all right. Thanks. It's back to school. It's CVS calling everybody to let them know about flu season. And usually they just text. Am I at risk? Usually they just text. Okay. You know what I was listening to you on the way here? What song? Yeah. What comes next? May shock you? May not. So I'm on every now and then I forget about John Mayer. And then all of a sudden I remember John Mayer. Okay. So John Mayer is playing. And there's like a lot of like coming of age. Ask things, like things of that elk. It's like, and he's, he was coming of age for years, you know? And he still is. He's still coming of age, John Mayer. We all are. I think we're all coming of age. I love that's what people are realizing now. It's like we're making coming of age stuff for all age. Yeah. Yes. I actually just said that when I watched that movie with Will Arnett. It's coming of age. It was coming of age. But he was, he's come of age several times. He's been, he's been coming. Yeah. And he has come of age. But then you're able to come of age at any age. Why, why wouldn't you be able to? Anyways, John Mayer is perpetually, and thank God for his inability to reach, to reach the, the finish line with his coming of age. Yeah. I'm, I'm happy he's in the spend cycle because he keeps pumping out this music that like, I'm in high school. I'm busting out of the doors. It's like, you're 48. Is he? How old are you? How old is John Mayer? John Mayer is 48 years old. Oh, he's 48. Did you Google that before? No. Wow. Thank you, Siri, stepping up to the first time in one year. Yeah, he's 48. And you know, like, I appreciate that. And I'm listening to him. And then also something comes over me. A song that I haven't heard in a long time. Waiting on the world to change. No, ma'am. I'm going to read it to you. Because I don't want to mess up the lyrics. I thought that I had everybody on my side. But then I went and blew it. All sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance. All just because I ripped my pants. What's happening? Are you familiar with that? Yeah, obviously. Ballad. Yeah, from SpongeBob. Yeah, how come? Where's the disconnect through you? Why are you talking about John Mayer? That's what led me into remembering this song. Oh, I thought you were saying you discovered a John Mayer song. So I'm confused. No, try to stay with me here. I'm just confused. John Mayer led me back to scripture. How did I know? I'm completely missed the link. It only has to make sense to me. Just like nod. I only, I missed the link. You said you were listening to John Mayer and you came upon a song. I remember the song I hadn't heard in a long time. Okay, I didn't get that at all. For me of the same elk. I mean, I'm explaining it to you. I didn't get it. I thought of a song I hadn't heard of in a long time. Every thing that you have said for the past five minutes would have led me to believe that the song you discovered was a John Mayer song. No, you don't have to be like, that was like an intuitive connection that you just made. But you just be like, oh, that was. No, it's so didn't make sense to me that I couldn't. Like, I didn't even see what happened. Okay, let's just move forward. So, I was thinking, because of John Mayer's constant coming of age, this. Okay, let's just move straight on. As if I started the conversation talking about Rift My Hits. Okay. Yeah, I think that would have helped. Okay. Well, we had a really good conversation about John Mayer. Just like, imagine if we hadn't started there. We would have missed that. I just missed the link. Okay. So. SpongeBob too. And I know SpongeBob hasn't come up in a while for us. SpongeBob constantly being relevant to me and his realizations throughout the show. The fact that he had to publicly and shamelessly say, "I lost myself and I'm sorry." And then admit he was so wrong through song. It's just like heroic to me. Did you want to hear the rest of it really quick? Sure. When Big Larry came round just to put him down, that made me pissed off at Larry when I reread that this morning. And Larry's pretty innocent otherwise. Larry came around. Would you give me a brief refresher on like the premise of the episode? Yeah. Like he was. So like. Yeah. Basically, he had been over. He ripped his pants. It was very funny. Everyone's like, "You're hilarious." And it was an accident. You're hilarious, yeah. And then he starts playing it up. Playing it up at other people's expense. Yeah. So other people are now suffering because he wants to expand on this show. He pretended to drown. Yeah. Someone actually lost their life in the course of this joke. I don't know if you remember it. Like, they buried someone and he was like, "Oh, I died." That was. Someone passed away. Yeah. Okay, I'm totally following now. Which we just skim right past because SpongeBob was like. So basically, he. It's a good lesson in this episode. I mean, yeah. It's with a heavy heart he sings his song. The angel actually of the patron who passed revisited during the song was like, "I want you to know I forgive you." Which is beautiful. It is beautiful. Yeah. But Larry came around just to put him down. But Larry actually was like the one that humbled him. So put him down. I don't know. That's not narcissistic. But he's a SpongeBob turned into a clown. And no girl. No, Larry did put him down at the beginning of the episode. Larry was like, "You ripped your pants, right?" Oh, yeah. Larry was like making fun of SpongeBob at first. Oh, yes. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And then SpongeBob turned into a clown. Yeah. But like. And then he reclaimed the clown. The clown was positive connotation. But he was too hard. Until it was. He clowned too hard. I would've all been guilty of that. He gestured maxed. He did. He did. But no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants. At that point, now ripped his pants could be a larger statement maybe. This is when he was still living in the shame before he reclaimed. - Well, he's like trying to be like, no, no, remember when you guys thought this was so funny when I ripped my pants? - No, he's still living in the shame in this moment because he's like, no girl would ever want to dance with someone who ripped their pants. - Yeah, I think that was after the realization, but like, remember when he's fighting this uphill battle trying to be like, no, you guys thought this was funny, look, I'll do a bigger, I'll do a bigger, and they're like, no, no, we moved on. - Okay, keep going, keep going. - I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't, oh. I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun, ready? Then I burn from the sun, or send in your buns. - Right. - Yeah, that's kind of, now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. - Yeah, that's so good. - That's a tale as old as time. - I feel really good. - Wow. Anyways, so that was what I was up to in my drive this morning, which was nice. - Thank you for bringing that to the pod this morning. - Yeah, to a head. - Yeah, of course. - Always nice to unpack. - I'm happy too. - Yeah, I've been watching a lot of shit. 'Cause I saw you. The only thing I have to talk about today for the most part, unless I do several rants, which I can plan into do, is close some loops from the last time we talked, and then talk about TV and film. - Okay, well, do you wanna start with closing loops? Oh, I do have something to tell you that it's just like something that happened. - Do something that happened. - Okay, well, we can start with something that happened, and then move into closing loops, and then do TV. But for whatever reason, since I've been back in LA, I've been really struggling at the pace at which people have been walking, because something that would surprise a lot of people about me is that I'm a really fast walker when I'm just going to somewhere. I have no patience. - And you're always on an elevated clock too, which is crazy. - I'm always on an elevated clock. - How do you not get Charlie horses in your elevated clogs with the speed that you walk? - Well, when I'm like walking, I usually, my walking destination is usually the grove, and I'm usually-- - Are you eating potassium? 'Cause you're not drinking water, so I don't know how you're not cramping out. - No, I'm not. - I always, I'm always nauseous. Does that help? - Yeah. - But people have been walking so slowly, and the way that I get to the grove is kind of just like a one sidewalk situation. So if I want to pass them, I have to go into a busy street and pass, so it's not always possible. So people have been walking so slowly in front of me, and it's been pissing me off so much, and one guy that I was stuck behind the other day, I guess he didn't realize that there was someone behind him-- - You cough. - Or he did, he was a heatier phone's in. He was flying chopstick, and then went to store the chopstick, not in his pockets, honor, in his crack, in his butt crack. He reached behind him, he had pockets, but no, no, no, he reached behind him and put the chopstick, slid it into his butt crack for storage purposes. - Okay, let's walk a mile in his shoes at his pace. - I don't want to. - Let's walk a mile in his shoes. I want to say, maybe say you're back in Boston and it's January, okay? - Okay. - Your chopstick's frozen every time you pull it out of your purse? - No, it was 90. - It was 95, here's like, I can't use them, maybe he's hot pocket again. - Yeah, it was 90. Do you think, I would say, I guess he's trying to keep it cool, but no, that would be a hotter place than your pocket of the hotter. And the thing about his crack is that it was already on display for me like before. - That's what my next question was just-- - Yeah. - And I don't think he was like someone who was like experiencing some sort of mental health crisis. I don't think it was that. - Yeah. - It was just like, that's where he put his chopstick and that's like where he keeps his chopstick. And like when he needs his chopstick again, that's where he will go get it from. So. - What kind of chopstick? - It was an aqua for-- - The ball? - Oh no, that's Eos. - No, it was like the kind you twist up. - So it was like a little-- - It was a little chopstick, yeah. - And it was-- - It was a chopstick, like a ball? - I have a follow-up. - Yeah. - Was it on display? Could you see the tip? So he put it all the way down in there? - No. - Oh, so this is some sort of sexual deviant. - Do you think? - Yeah. And not only that, an exhibitionist. 'Cause there's no way that-- - He wasn't wearing underwear. - Yeah, I know. My brother in Christ. But I'm not storing things back there. You know, that's someone who truly has pockets, has options, chose to do that, knowing they're in public, knowing they're on a public sidewalk. - And this is a situation where I out loud said no. - No. - He didn't hear me 'cause again, he was-- he did have earphones in, but as he was sliding the chopstick and news crack, I said no. - Let me try to do devil's advocate. - Try. - I know, I'm gonna try. - Try. - Maybe this is someone who has maybe like a bit of muscle memory, maybe they've been incarcerated, and they're used to having to hide things like a chopstick that would be considered a luxury in prison or in jail. And maybe that's just like something that was second nature. - That's the best argument that I've heard so far. And it's one of the only you could make. Or maybe he grew up with a lot of siblings. And like, he really-- (laughing) He had to keep his treasures close to his chest. - And his person. Or also would be taken from him. So it could be a situation where he was either in prison or grew up with people who took limited resources. - Yeah, yeah. - Hey guys, we want to take a break to think a sponsor of today's episode, G-U. I feel like the older I get, the more I notice little changes in my skin. My skin can look duller, the texture is more noticeable, and I'm definitely paying more attention to keeping it hydrated and looking bright. That's why I started using G-U skincare. It was spelled J-I-Y-U and pronounced G-U. And I've been loving how easy it is to work into my routine. - G-U is a Korean skincare brand known for their rejuvenation toner pads. 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I mean into his person. I'm sorry. He didn't like stick it up his. Well, we don't know what he's doing. I don't know what he's doing and when he's on it. Behind his draws, yeah. But. It was like a coin purse. What's he wearing jeans? Or short. No, I think it was just short. Cool. Okay. I'm feeling more comfortable with this already. Really? Yeah. It's so hot out everyone listening that is not in L.A. or South that the idea of slipping a piece of plastic into my crack is like unimaginable. First of all, it wouldn't stay because I'm soaking wet as soon as I say about it is a heat that is like so still and being magnifying upward from the concrete that he must have been clenching. What? What? Here's something else I'll say about this man. Yeah, like there was a lot of cheek. Got it. So it was like I don't think it would like the way that he was built like I honestly bubble-bashed. So if we go anywhere. Yeah, it was. I can't believe. Yeah. Okay. Like I so something else he could have had holes at the bottom of his pockets. Yeah, and the chapter could have slipped out. Sure. I don't know, but like that was this was like over a week ago. So it stayed with me. That has staying power. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you. I'm serious. Thank you for sharing that and that was fun to theorize about what's happening. Yeah. Yeah. In the shorts. It was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Special. Okay. Hard to follow up. Anything like that will happen to you. Stuff like that happens to me all the time that like it is really the norm. So I don't necessarily pay. That caught my attention. Yeah. Though that's like, yeah. That's novel. And imagine having to still walk behind him knowing he didn't switch sides. No, I well at that point I was like a minute. There's no other side. Okay. It's the one side one single file. We were pretty much at the grove. I wonder where he was going. Sephora. I mean, he could. You make out like a bandit in Sephora. What am I thinking of? Well, we're just like something like drops out of someone's person. Like because for example, like imagine he's like getting a spray tan And the traffic just drops out of his person. What am I thinking of where something did just like drop out of someone? There's an episode of always sunny that like, but you haven't seen that or something just fell out. Come back to me. Hmm. I don't know. Nothing's coming right to mind. Yeah. Okay. That's that's that. Okay. We'll think about it. One. Well, I'm in town because we have a new baby now. Congratulations. Yeah. Doesn't look at another baby. She's so cute. She is cute. I don't even like her. Yeah. She's very active. It was making me nervous. Like in what way? Like kept like kind of opening. I don't think she like opens her eyes. It's like cousin had a new baby. Um, two days ago, three days ago, four days ago, whatever brand new this week, not a week old. And Fully a baby, like a little animatronic being and just really active. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, are you good? Like is that normal breathing? I could not. Good. I could not. I wouldn't be able to sleep ever again to be like, is that normal? I don't know how you know that everything is normal. Baby. You know what? Good use of AI. Like there should be an AI monitor that is like, this is all like a green thing. That's like everything's still normal. Like, I guess you don't want a camera under baby. But like, how do you ever sleep? I would need like eyes monitoring the baby 24/7 and like. And like. Like, not like monitoring it, but also like diagnosing it as healthy like positive feedback positive feedback positive feedback. Oh, we're breathing. You know, yeah. No, I don't understand how I would ever have. Especially because I know how I am with my cats. That one thing that I learned that was out of nowhere that. Blue my mind was the hair getting stuck around baby's toes and it like, I told you that right. I think so. Yeah. Hair can get stuck like your hair. My a piece of my hair, which is not that long could get stuck laundry, whatever you're doing for the baby could get stuck around its toe. They're screaming. You don't, you know, that you don't know why they're screaming. A piece of your probably won't even feel it. A piece of your hair can wrap around and cut off the circulation of a baby's toe. And I forget if it's that can they die or they would just need their toe. You would lose a toe. Yeah, I don't think. Yeah. But you like I saw a tick-tock like you should check your baby's toes. I was staring at the dish. Yeah, check your baby's toes huge toes like she's huge feet. It's going to be so tall. She was nine pounds. That's like hard to say about. Yeah. So Logan said the dog. Well, I don't know how much I can try. But like, she I talked to her too. She had like a rough rough birthing experience. She said the doctor was like. On or something and the nurse said that was barbaric. That was what the nurse shared with her. Yeah. She said the nurse. The nurse said that she had to walk out for a second because it was like. I asked her like I was like, why didn't you just get a C section? Because like for me like if I'm in labor for like more than an hour, I'm like just cut just cut it out like I that that's how I assume I would be just based off of how I get when I'm remotely uncomfortable. Yeah. So it's like and she was like, well, that's like a major surgery that I like didn't want and like that's Like pretty big to be able to like stick to that while you're in so much pain. You know, I think like I don't think I could do that. Yeah. She's been very, very real. Like I honestly wish she had a bigger platform for pregnant women because she said, this is the I hate being pregnant. There's no magic about it. I hated. I hated. I hated. I'll never do this again. Second baby. Yeah. So like I like. I don't know how many people feel that we've got all perspective. She's like, there's no magic to pregnancy. I'm miserable. I hate it. But it is like that for some people. Yeah. I don't imagine my If I'm to ever get pregnant. I don't imagine to be a walk in the dark experience for me. Yeah. As someone who can't like deal with any sort of physical discomfort. Imagine you have twins. I don't think that would be like a possibility because I'm like so short, but you would have the genetics to keep them short and tiny in your body too. I wonder. I was a normal sized baby. Yeah. Like, yeah, well, you wouldn't be a miniature baby. You just said I would have the genetics to keep them small in my body. And I'm. I mean, your body is normal and my mom. I mean, I'm speaking from no experience. I'm like, your body, your body knows. Like, I can't have a grown adult. Did you think I thought I was going to have two grown adults? You're just not going to have a nine pound baby. I don't think. Like Logan. I don't think I could have two six pound ones. Or seven. Six seven. Yeah. I'm not saying you will. No, I don't. Twins don't. I don't. Let's do a polymarket bet on the weight of Brooks twins. The geez hasn't. I don't even want to. My shirt is, imagine the scratch. Connor walked into the studio this morning with his shirt, like completely, like unbuttoned, like, very long V. Wait, are you still doing very long V? He buttons like two buttons on my rack. That's still like a big solid V that you're doing. It is unimaginably hot. Why are you wearing jeans in a flannel? I was just what I brought on my trip. I have not. I've, I've, I can only tolerate, like, very thin tank tops right now. I'm in AC. Walk out car AC. Walk out in AC. That's what you were saying, NAC, like the ingredient in something. No. Yeah. Oh, you're in AC. I'm in the air conditioning. Got it. The other clothes I've gotten. So we were just talking about Fab lettuce as a sponsor today. I had, I went and like, God, I haven't gotten new, like, workout clothes in a long time. And I went and got some workout. I went to like a couple stores, men's, men's like workout gear is hard to come across. You know, and I haven't bought news. I swear the same stuff that I've had since genuinely, like, college, even some socks I have had since college. And so I haven't really, like, done that. I was like, at the mall and I was like, I'm going to go to like a V.R.E. little limit. What mall did you go to since you city? I've been been in forever. It's a new store of just squishy stuff. Keep going. I'm aware of the butter. Yeah. I want to go there. It's really cool. They have a little kiosk at the grove you could go to. They have it all the same. Oh, Conor. I know. But I'm saying this is a huge venue, like open room of all the squishy things you could ever want. I know exactly what you're talking about. But I'm going to these places. And by the way, the needles at the grove are fake. In case you're Trying to get like a real true need out. I don't know why needles genuinely, but they piss me off. Why I don't know I don't know. I think there's better squishes. Yeah When you bring needles into AAC, they get too hard The needles with the grove are so soft because it's freaking 100 degrees out. Well, no, it's fake. They're fake. It's hot out They're soft because they're melting. I just need it from the grove in a perfectly normal temperature And it was so malleable in my hand. It should not be malleable in my hand. What did you just get in your mouth? I guess nothing. Okay, sorry. Keep going about your workout clothes Okay So I went in I don't know I guess because I haven't been in Buying stuff for a long time. When did like a shirt and some shorts become two hundred dollars forever? I would have been where'd you go of your e-mail and all these but Where else did I go, I'm in aloe. Aloe is the worst of the three. I've been Rejected from aloe jam in a similar way that I've been rejected from raya I just like him confused if I would have been paying attention You want to know what I would use my platform for no that would not have happened on My watch if I was one posting tech talks ever and two buying any workout clothes Who let that happen? What are we doing and then I go in I go I forget which store and I was like hi. Do you have any shirts? At this athletic wear store. They go? um Maybe check behind the jeans Jeans why are you making are they workout jeans? Are they jeans? I'd wear on the treadmill now? They're jeans. They're denim what Why did you diverge from the path that you were on why are Athletic clothes companies making jeans and jackets and date stay in your lane? We support you. We brought you here. Don't don't leave us They didn't have any workout shirts. They have jeans and like blazers It's like how all of the Like the sellers then they're like we're putting alcohol on them and I'm like, okay, that's cool And then like why cause like we're taking the alcohol out of it. I'm like, why don't you guys just everyone just do their one thing? I got that honor and I'm sorry. It just makes it upsets me and then like and then I look up at a billboard And I see like Kylie Jenner modeling sweatpants and it's Kai and I'm like how are you doing that makeup? The hydration drink How are you doing? Why is everyone doing so much? That's why you need to shop online. I know But why doesn't I just wish that everybody every company did their thing? I know. I wish every celebrity had their thing I wish it everyone's doing too much. Everyone needs to stop working so hard. I'm serious like everyone just do their one thing Be a singer Make an energy drink good that you're a singer with an energy drink Don't need to add alcohol to it. That's for loco. That exists Everything already exists. I hear you except the cloud popcorn with a protein. You like that Okay, except Chloe if you hear me keep that going. I do actually like that. I haven't had it It tastes exactly like the skinny pop the white cheddar skinny pop Yeah, but then they also made a sweet one. Oh, it's a cotton candy flavor. Oh, I was thinking it's good. It's good Carmoly But it's really good. I just like I was really mind blown that I walk and I'm getting two pieces I went to check out and they're like 178 and I was like no, I'm just getting the one shirt You can't get a piece of us leisure and in any of these stores that less than seven. Why are we not in the streets genuinely pick pick it pocketing Wait Pick it it. What is it like picketing? Why are we pick pocketing people? Yeah, so we can afford these clothes. No, why aren't we picketing? No How have we let this happen protesting? I it's bad Yeah, I totally am in no how was everyone wearing these clothes. I'm seriously confused It's I think that people aren't going to like a lo and loo Fabletics is really well priced I think yeah, okay. Well, I just like old Navy's got good stuff Abercrombie is good. Yeah, so you heard it here first. I know life hack. Don't shop it by the way like That was me being so real and Ron. I probably like probably could have worked with Some of those companies in the future at some point and I just threw it all down the drain good for you and I'm willing to stand for nothing You fall for everything Aaron Burr. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so Man, I felt good to get off my chest good good. I'm glad. Yeah, I Hit something else. Oh What I don't think you're gonna think this is gonna be like another thing I like put out there and you're gonna be like, okay try me No, I don't want you. Okay, well So I like have been getting a lot of groceries I've been really good with the grocery. I told you in this new apartment like that I love and I'm gonna also talk about one other thing about the new apartment I've gotten a bunch of groceries. I'm cooking a lot. I'm like it's so when you get the right ingredients for the right stuff And I'm I'm not cooking anything brilliant but set like anything is already like pre-package pre-pourge whatever or I go get like The like microwaveable rice packets and then you get like a protein and then you put it off I got it went in like that's the extent but I've been doing it. It's like genuinely like sloppels Which is what I always make and I saw this take talk of this girl that was like she had I think she was doing an internship or something And she like texted her like college friend group and She made like the most disgusting looking salad, which like I am on her side Sometimes you make like the most delicious thing and it literally looks like you threw up at the bowl. Yeah, she Made it and like snapchat at her friends and was like Okay, go off Katie like this disgusting throw-up bowl and our friends for like years and years and years were like Ew that looks like the go-off Katie salad and literally like in my apartment I make these disgusting bowls. I always go to myself go off Katie. Oh, I think that's sweet. Yeah, I like that because it like only has to make sense to you Exactly the go-off Katie salad. I'm like that is so funny. Yeah, that's good Oh, that makes me feel like a warmth in my heart for that friend group like no they they said that it I I want to I'll show it to you after but like it literally has come up. They search you know when people like search The like inside joke and their camera roll and they have it screen shot like 40 times. Yes, it's so funny. 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Tristan just didn't even think about the fact that these girls didn't know him and that he's like, "Presents is a man," to some, you know? Did he try to go into like bathroom or something? I don't know. That was completely different. It's different time when a bouncer wasn't letting him in with us because of the women's room and he started to talk. That was a different time. I remember that. But it's just something that he said to these young women in front of us that come the fact time and time and time again. Can you just tell me and we'll cut it? Yeah. I've a gun in my purse. You can say that. You can say that. You can. I can't. I'll say it. I can tell you that he said that he had something in his purse. He had a gun in his purse. No. You can't say that. You can. I promise. You can say that he had a gun in his purse. You can. You can't. I'm like, "How can you trust me?" What do you mean? We 100% can. No one's getting canceled for saying that. It's not like a thing about canceled, but you just like really can't go up to two women and say, "I've a gun in my purse." No. And he learned his lesson in real time. I forget why like something had happened earlier about a gun. No. It was that inside joke. It was like something was talking about a gun and then Tristan was like, "He literally has like, he just says whatever's on his mind." So imagine going up to the two women in front of you and just saying, "I've a gun in my purse." 100% that's something that like would slip out after like two martinis and you're like, you feel it leaving your mouth and you're like, "I'm back, you know." I feel like Tristan's going to be upset that I-- Well, we can cut it and we can text him after. It's fine. I'm just texting right now. Call him. Call Tristan or Tristan Channing, Tristan Watson. He's probably working. Yeah. If we say he is a gun and his person, I want to tell the story better. I'm telling you it's fine. He's working. He's working. Yeah. We'll just tell the story well and then if we have to cut it, we'll cut it. It's funny. I mean, it doesn't matter. So like, what was the outcome of that? The outcome is like, everyone's always like, "I've a gun in my purse." I was calling back. Hey Tristan. I feel horrible. I hung up on you. You don't even worry about it. You actually rejected my call. So Brooke and I are talking about we're on the podcast, we're recording. Cute. Yeah. We're talking about that time that you approached the two women in the line for the bathroom and shared that you had something on your person. You think we can say that? One hundred percent we can do that. It's literally like, I would be worried if we couldn't say that. That's hilarious. But like. I don't remember the context as to why. There wasn't any Trish. It was like a long end. Someone was talking about like guns earlier and like you just were like, "Ooh, gun just came into my mind. Let me turn the two women apart from the gun in my purse because you didn't have a purse on." But I had a very small red handbasket and you can't fit maybe a stick of gun in there. So like, I didn't think there was like an actual like that some of them would think of that. Like looking back at it, I wouldn't have said that I had a gun in my handbasket. Of course. What was the outcome of what was the outcome of that? It was tough. They were obviously like, "Don't say that." And I was like, "Okay, yeah, totally valid." Like that was total sense to not say that in a public bar. Right. And I felt really guilty about the situation and I felt horrible. Didn't you go home? I should have. I didn't. But I think I had, I ended up having a nice conversation with those young ladies. Yeah. It was hard to watch them being like, "You really can't say that." Sure. And Tristan was like, "I totally understand." That's one of those. That is one of those things. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like, "Don't say that." Yeah. You should have. Yeah. At a bar like, you know, that happens. Well, it was in the line for the bathroom. Oh, maybe. I don't know why. I think it was that. If I think of it, I'll ponder that we could have a little foot down in the park. That's just why I thought I could say that. But it wasn't in a threatening way. No. No, that's the thing. Yeah. Like everyone who knows me. I haven't gone to my part. I'm not. I've got to go to my person. I'm going to use it. It's I've a gun in my hand. I'm just saying, you have a gun in my hand. I'm going to have to ask it. And sometimes we forget not everyone knows us. And so a man approaching you at a bar thing I have a gun is not always like, "Ha ha." Okay. But like I had a red sweater and like flair pants and I had red handbag kitten toes. So like I don't think they could get you harmed, but I didn't think, you know, but you never know. Sometimes like when you're approaching a bar and someone says I've a gun, your eye doesn't go right to the flip. You say it like that. That's it. Oh, there's a gun. I know. But it's villainizing you for saying you have a firearm. I'm not. I'm not. She did it. She did. I didn't walk up and say like, I have a gun. And it was like, what do you think you do it? Every time you say the story, it sounds like I walked up and threatened these young women like for all their belongings like I didn't do that. You turned it very different. It was me and you and Kat in line talking and then you turned around to these two young women and said, I have a gun in my purse. What do you think you did? I don't think I said it like that. How do you think you said it? I don't know now. I'm telling you I was there. We had a good laugh this week. Sure. I have this girl. So I'm sure they probably see me somewhere and say, I got him a tree. I think what it was is there was a moment, like a literal one moment of silence in our conversation me you and Kat, which like at the time, like you, you weren't comfortable with. And so you were kind of just like, Nancy, I've a gun in my purse, you know? So that's like and now that's something we'll say, like if there's like a dull moment like I have a gun. Yeah, we all have have been in that in his shoes. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to make the, I was trying like, I don't know, say something. I know. Just make conversation. Make conversation and make everyone feel comfortable yet I make everyone feel at home and at ease and comfortable. Yeah. Finally, at the finally, okay, well, thank you for, thank you for sharing your story. Yeah. There's her truth. There's your truth. And then there's the truth, which is probably what those girls experience. Yeah. I would love to get that. That's true. Well, like, okay, well, we'll love you. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bye. Oh, that was funny. I just like, I just keep thinking about it through their perspective. And I'm like, that sucks, that there was like a real moment where like a man, a person, a bar, and so I got like that was their reality for a minute before, you know, kind of like Tristan was revealed as, as the person that he is, you know, scary for a minute for a moment for a moment, until it's flared, flared jeans, until it's, yeah, so it's disco time. Yeah. So, oh, that's funny to me. It being Tristan makes it really, really, really fun. But if you don't like, no, Tristan and his heart, like, it could be taken the wrong way. I wouldn't want anyone to ever see it. think that like Tristan would threaten them in, you just like has to say what's anything that pops a news head and unfortunately that's what popped into his head in the moment and like there were two on suspecting victims in front of us. Don't call them victims. Sorry. Um, okay, well, we'll move right ahead. That is for that. Anyway, that's what was. Go off Katie salad. No, I'm not salad. Yeah. We got to the guns. Um, I, here I'll close my loop, finally. Oh good. No wait, the other thing about my apartment, which is why we're talking about the salad is how we got to guns, which is crazy. Um, I got an organizer that like every, all the influencers in New York like use, consider it done. It's like a, I, I'm not there right now, but she did a walk through, I think yesterday while I was at a town and, uh, do they have that in LA? They have something similar in LA. I'll look it up. Please. Are all texture. Um, she's doing my, they find organizing solutions based on like what you had, like what areas you have in your apartment. Like, I have above my fridge. I have kind of said, I won't be able to reach, but that's great for my winter jackets. You know, like, so it should be like, we need a, we need draw, you know, drawers or like plastic toads or something. And then the guy go out there, which is kind of cool because like, I don't have that thing in my brain where it's like, I don't know the solution for this, I'll throw everything up there. I wish, but like, what do they do with like a junk drawer? Like, I have to be there and being like, that's trash, that's trash, you know, yeah, they do. And they, I think that they will sit there and go through your actual clothes with you. I, yeah, but then it's like, okay, at that point, I might as well do it because my, I think it's like, I just don't want to be involved at all. You want? I just don't want to do like the, the hurdle for me is being involved in the process in any way. So it's like, if I'm going to have to be involved in the process by being like, I want that. I don't want that. No, this is why, no, this is, you need that, you need that catalyst to help you. You need that like extra hand. I promise you because they've done it a hundred times. They walk you through it and they like are so clocked in at work. They're working, you know, that they're like, okay, this is my client now. Just the same way, like a therapist would like, yeah, I could talk, I could work through things myself at my house. I'm not going to. I'm going to get on my phone, you know, you wouldn't sit there and go through your closet. Do they take everything with them, all the junk? They donate it. Yeah. Yeah. Did I tell you what happened the other day in my, before I got out of my basement, apartment? No. I have my little pill bottle with my anxiety medication, the as needed anxiety medication. And in it are three adderals that someone gave me a long time ago that I've just had on my person just in case I ever like needed it because like, they said that it helps obviously with ADHD, but also like anxiety because you do all, it all makes my anxiety so much work. Really? Yeah. So like, this is crazy, what I'm about to tell you, I took half. It was a 30 milligram, I don't know any of that. Half is a lot. 15 milligrams is, I think a lot about it. As someone who doesn't do, I take five. Who doesn't do any and has not, like, I always say like, oh yeah, I did a little bit adder on college. I put the extended release capsule into a bottle of water and would sip on that bottle of water all day. And like, so it never worked because it was already, it's a capsule and it would like be extended release. That's how it works in your body. They were like, you probably never even, so this was essentially my first time doing adder all I took half. I took it at like 10 a.m. to start going through all my boxes, Brooke. I'm like, scared. 6 p.m. I had sat down gone through like my junk boxes. I don't end like half of my stuff. I talked about this in the bonus last week when you were on the train. And genuinely got rid of an entire apartment worth of things and that's what made me so disgusted with like, how much I've accumulated, how much stuff I've accumulated and have moved with. So I donated all that Salvation Army. And then so by the time it was 5 p.m., Brooke, I had to go smoke a cigarette. I don't smoke cigarettes. Why? So like chill out. Wow. Yeah. Because I was like tweaking. And I texted my friends. I was like, did I do this wrong? Like this isn't right. And they were like, you took 15 milligrams of adder all. And I was like, yes. They were like, you don't take adder, like you can't do that. You should have taken like point or 2.5. So less than learned. But I did have the most productive day of my life. That's amazing. It was amazing. But scary too. So please be careful. Yeah. It was definitely scary. I'm never doing it again. But that was like a productive day. Yeah. And now I'm just going to have. I'm kind of like a miracle drug vibe. What? I said, adder all. It adder rolls like a miracle drug vibe. Adder roll is genuinely met. So I can't-- that flick freaks me out of like I was literally-- It is. I want this to be over. Yeah. But, super productive day, my apartment's going to be all put together and nice. And then my parents will come and they'll be like, oh my gosh, you're so-- Wow. It's good. It's good. But it's not like that. I need to be put together. To be honest. It just sucks because like my cats have completely destroyed my entire apartment. Like my curtains are hanging out of the wall. My couch is a disaster. My rug is all clawed up and I'm just like, so what's the point of even like doing anything? It's crazy. We've come so far and we don't have like cat resistant couches and like carpets. I love it. It's so bad. Huh. Free idea. Wow. There are some. I need to replace my rugs and chairs. You can put up that thing on the side here. Is it the side? Do you think that my whole-- I have like scratchers on one side of my couch. They want what they can't have they want what they can't have. It's Jonathan's second birthday today. Happy birthday, Johnny. Happy birthday, my love, V. Oh, I want to do some TV. We have like 10 minutes. I want to do some TV. Me too. I think the first thing-- well, actually let me close my loop. Close it. The book I was thinking of where they were like tossing babies into a whale or whatever. Well, not whale. Well, was the giver. I've never read the giver. I don't remember. The premise at all. A lot of people like came into my DMs. Like it's the giver. It got banned from my school because-- Yeah, the giver is a band book, which is-- I was really-- I remember being really interested in the giver. Don't hold me to that because I don't remember what it was about. Yeah, I wish I'd read that one. I remember we had the choice to read the giver in the city of Ember. Did you ever have to read that? I did. Yeah. And I remember the city of Ember. I don't-- I don't remember what the city of Ember will make it tell you. It's kind of like a cool concept. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's the one where they just find out at the end they've been living underground the whole time. Yes. Right? Yeah. And they were like layers of-- Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, anyway. Maybe I should read the giver. I would reread the giver with you. Should we? I'm so stressed about my-- I have 20 pages left of your book, still. Yeah, that's a slog for you to get through, huh? Okay, so my first thing in TV-- Okay. --was that not suitable for work got cancelled off Hulu. But did you see that? I just saw that. But that doesn't make sense to me. Well, I was thinking about it on the way because I saw it this morning. And then you look at the comments on all these posts and stuff. What the heck? Like, why is this off of-- like Hulu, you messed up so bad-- Hulu didn't produce not suitable for work. Like, many Kaling produced it with Warner brothers. So Hulu was just licensing it. So it's going to go somewhere else. It's not like cancelled. They keep wording it as cancelled, but it's fully not cancelled. Oh. No, it had great ratings. Well, Mindy posted kind of like a goodbye to it. I don't think so. So I do think-- I think they're going to shop it around. I don't know how it works. I think that now it's just-- it's been released from Hulu for whatever-- because they don't own the rights. But I don't-- Warner brothers, I guess, could go to like Disney-- I don't remember who about who. There's something like that. But I don't think it's over. So that's my-- because it was a great show, people that like-- not suitable for work. Like, we're riding and dying for not suitable work. Yeah. No, I haven't watched it yet, but I'm excited too, and I've heard nothing of a good thing. I have watched one episode, and I really liked it. Yeah. But I really liked it because there was skin in the game, Jacks in it. Yeah. I was either willing. This isn't it. I was like, God. I still need to watch. Um. It's really hard for me to watch a new TV. Well, it's like so weird. It's being like picked up, and then like that being dropped from Hulu, I'm like, oh, interesting choice is being made. There must be so much going on behind the scenes because there's so much TV coming out. I have a lot of like-- What other TG is coming out? I'll tell you. There's a lot. Um. Well, one, Roku released an all-A-I TV channel that's all banana, Lena, and like, Zumba Dumba. Libby Lupa? Libby Lupa. Who I love. I can't. I'm not allowed to love, but like-- No. When she comes across my doubts, I'm like, this bitch. It's so hard when-- No. I can't. I don't even want to get into it. No, don't. But like-- No, it's-- it's-- it's-- it's complete and utter slop. Like it is. It's slop. It's disgusting. They created an all-A-I channel that is all that. Could you imagine sitting there and like, watching that on your TV, like, that are so-- and it's only interrupted by A-I-At. That's crazy. That's genuinely from-- what's that movie where they're rolling around on the spaceship and their chairs with the TV in front of them? The movie where they're rolling around the spaceship. Wally. I don't think I've ever seen Wally. Oh, wow. I haven't either. Oh. How'd you know about that scene? Just like, when they're-- like, they're-- I remember them being on a spaceship, and everyone just has this-- you're not-- you're watching something all-- you're not early, like, interacting. You're just watching stuff. It's like slop. They're just like feeding your brain stuff. I'm back to like bringing my phone in the shower, which is really upsetting to me. - Aye. I can't even talk about what's happening with my phone and like the way it's ruining my life. - I'm gonna repost that thing of me feeling like wholesome when I go to the movies, like that being like, oh, when I can't put my phone not to watch a movie or a show, I'm like, good job, Brooke. - That's just-- - Very good job, sweetheart. You're doing amazing. I can't do it though. - Mars is real low. - It's so sick. I genuinely, it is such an addiction that I genuinely believe I would benefit from some sort of program. And I'm not kidding, I think I should go away. I think, I don't wanna make-- - Do you break your phone? - You do, you have break. - I'm so addicted to my phone that I can't get even walk to the fridge to break it or lock it in my box because I can't-- - Put it in your crack. - I could try putting it in my crack, but I did leave it home yesterday, which like-- - What'd you do, where'd you go? - I went to write at a cafe, but like, hi, my-- - Laptop. - I messaged was on my laptop and I was like, it's just, I'm gonna sick, I'm sick. And like, it's really, really getting in the way of like my ability to write. - I was talking to someone on Friday, what we were like, all chatting at dinner about the iPod and how quickly the iPod, in three years, the iPod became the iPhone. We had the iPod Nano and then there was like, shuffle this. - Three years. - What about from like the start of that chunky? - The big chunk, that was a brick. - Yeah, but that, how long between chunker and iPhone? Was it like 10 years? - Was it, can we look at it up? I'm curious. I know that it was like 2007, the iPod touch, or something came out in 2007. Or maybe that was the first iPhone. - iPod, yeah. - iPod. - Yeah. - iPod come out. - Okay, first, I thought. - 2001, oh my gosh. - When did the iPhone come out? - November 10th, wow. Not to bring up 9/11 again, because they do not like that, but they came out right after 9/11. Okay, so six years, that's really crazy, 'cause I remember my dad getting an iPod touch and I would bring it to school, 'cause he wouldn't like use it. He just, I don't even know, he would put it on his arm sleeve to work out in, which is really funny to talk about. It's huge, like, do you know what I mean? Putting my phone on my arm to go on a run. - Yeah, it looks like credible. - Oh my God, I hold it and I go on a run. That's worse, okay. But I would bring it to school and people would like, is that the iPhone? I'm like, yeah, back up. - I like itching to download Temple Run. - Good times back there. That was good times back there. - GTs, and I still play 2048. - I know, I played on the playing a lot. - It's really fun. - Okay, more TV, 'cause I'm gonna pee my pants about, I have six minutes, I mean, before I pee my pants. - Well, I can talk about, you can go pee and I can talk about the movies that I watched. - Okay, do that. And then I have a lot of TV stuff. - Okay. First movie that I watched was back rooms. And there was not even, like, if someone had let me know what it was about before I had watched it, I would have known that there wasn't even one percent chance of me even starting to think about understanding that. But yeah, I like really, that's the perfect example of a film that is just above my pay grade. The ending, I was like, what, what? It was very much one of those where I had to Google what was back rooms. So that was that for me. That was that experience. And yeah, I think, I guess that's kind of all I have to say on back rooms, I really didn't get it. But no one is surprised by that. Now, I also saw don't say good luck on Netflix, which is the Sunny Sandler movie. And I have not cried that much in a really, really long time. Like, that felt really, really, really good to cry. It is such a good movie, classic, coming of age. Feel good is not the right word, but just like in your feelings and they are putting on a school play and they're putting on waitress. And to me, that was really amazing. And I love that. And if we have similar tastes, and I think that you'll like that as well, what else did I watch? That's actually all I've watched. But thank you for listening. And I'm also reading this book called Fruit Fly, which is the book of August. And you can't buy it anywhere. It's completely sold out everywhere. I had to get it on my Kindle. And it's a British book about this author who has really bad writers block. And she Googled how to write a bestseller. And basically, it was like, you need to go gay and sad. So she downloads Grindr, of course, to get kind of method with it. And she finds this guy whose life is pretty gay and pretty sad. And basically begins to exploit it. It's really interesting. I'm not sure where it's going. It's one of those books where you know some things amiss. There's something more than meets the eye here. But you're kind of waiting for the twist. And I'm not sure what it's going to be. But it's also so British that I kind of like-- it's almost another language entirely. But I'm enjoying it. And I'll let you know how it goes. I'm 60% through everyone that I follow and trust has given it five stars. I would say I'm at a solid four right now, depending on how it's going to end, which is good, because I've been in kind of a reading slump. So I've high hopes for fruit fly. Yay. Oh, I heard about that. Did you? Yeah. How? Through my story? No. I saw something-- like a TikTok or something about him writing it-- about the woman that stalks the guy. Yeah. Yeah, really-- it seems really interesting. It seems depressing. I can't. Have you started it? I'm 60% through. Wow. Don't tell me anything. I don't know if I'm going to read it. But like, I kind of depends on how it's going to end. Like, you're going to read it? I don't know. I haven't decided, but don't tell me, because I might. I don't know anything, really. But it's definitely intriguing. That's what I'll say about that. Well, cool. I'll look into it. I have a couple more things. OK. One, the gentleman season two comes out on September 3rd. That's one of my favorite shows. It's been one of my favorite shows. Very outspoken. Making Markle was cast. Didn't they move back to England? They're moving back. I'm like, I was never in like, subscribed to their news and whatever happened with them here or there. I do know that they got like the huge podcast deal. And I was like, that's not fair. That's like, everyone's going to listen to that. And then like, they did one episode. And then I think it fell through. And then they had the Netflix show. And they were like exposing everything. And then like, I don't even know what happened with that. But then she was cast in the gentleman season two. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. The outroar from the UK was so overwhelming. They dropped her from the cast. Why had I not seen anything about this? Let me read the thing. So I had Megan, Markle dropped from gentleman. It's like a guy richy TV show. It's obviously a big one. No longer under consideration for-- I think she got the role. She's under consideration. She got the role. OK. Newsbroke that Megan was in early or advanced discussions to join the third season of Guy Richy's Netflix. It's a second. OK, this is like a dumb ass like review. OK. According to-- OK. Do you feel like this could be fake news? Was set to appear? No. Was set to appear? In the series, the gentleman but the casting was withdrawn. The backlash in the UK was so intense, it became untenable to go forward. This is not bowed well for Megan's acting and come back in the UK more to come. Damn. Yeah. It's the gentleman a UK based show. It's very British. So it must be the guy Richy is guy Richy British? I have never heard of Guy Richy. The role would have marked Markle's most significant acting project since leaving suits in 2018. I mean, it's huge. I don't obviously know a single other person act like that's watching the show. But I am pushing it so hard on everybody. Yeah. Just because I love the Rich People TV shows, where they're doing Rich People stuff, and they're doing the shooting skit in their front yard, and they all drive Range Rovers. The little clay disc. Oh, yeah. Clay pigeons. You go, pull! They throw 'em. I'm pretty good at shooting skit. I didn't know you shot skit. Yeah. Short barrel shotgun. Oh, cool. Yep. We've got it in my purse. Couple things. One, you might-- your ears might perk up right here. OK. Julie Louis Dreyfus. I know. And Joe Kiri are performing other desert cities. Coming very soon. Broadway? How fabulous is that? We'll have to go see-- I have it on or off. I think it's on. It's too big to-- You know, I've never-- The only play I've ever seen is Omeri. Like, I don't like plays. I like musicals, but I'm definitely willing to give it a shot. I want to go see it. For sure. And the name of art and theater. If you will go, I want to go see it. Yeah, of course. I'll be in New York for a chunk in October. Me too. Wonderful. two quick things. These are things that I want to be in the main because they're going to be developing. So I just want like to, one conversation I wanted to have with you, you watched Five Star Weekend. I watched half of it. And it was so it was deplorable. I couldn't, I couldn't get through it. So the sue me, I've seen all these billboards, I'm like, they're still advertising this because there's a new one called spa weekend. And it is four or five women. Okay, so so hang on. And they're all very Bob weekend's a movie. Okay, so Five Star Weekend was a was a limited series. Yeah. That had Jennifer Garner, Chloe Savigny, Savigny, I don't know how to say, um, Jimmy Chan, Regina Hall, Judy Greer. Okay. And then and Darcy Cardin and spa weekend. And this seems like cast. Seems like the one that I would like out of the not to put them against each other, but they're so similarly, Leslie Mann, Eile Fisher, Anna Ferris and Michelle Patot. Yeah. Like that's a yes. I think that's more comedy. That's. So was five Star Weekend is a drama? No. Oh, okay, never mind. Whatever. I thought that they were like, Oh, you guys, you guys want to do a comedy? We're back. No, no, no. Okay. The next one. This is not a show, but I'm going to, I'm going to sit down with this one for a little bit and throw a little one sheet over to the team. Did you see there's a fraternity that just got turned in because part of their hazing process for rush pledging was they were having them sell cocaine. No, I didn't see that. Can we type in, I don't, let's see what they're calling it. They're calling it like Pledge Cabar. What's it? What's it called? Let me see. Pablo Escobar fraternities. Can I just read? I just want to read, really, it's Penn State. Inside the Penn State Frat House drug ring, cocaine and Molly field party, secret dealings and brutal hazing. So they were like, there was like 12 dudes that were like fully running a drug ring as part of their process. 13 members of Sigma Chi and Delta Epsilon fraternities were arrested last week over alleged wide-scale dealing and distribution of drugs by federal authorities. Brook, would you not watch this? I would sit down and watch this holding. This is fabulous. I know. It's fabulous TV and it's so crazy to me that it's like, but it is real life. Like there are 12 people willing to engage in this. Will you scroll up a little bit? You just never know what's going on right now. To that paragraph above, thank you. However, those who studied with them said cocaine and cocaine use an MDMA field end of semester parties were well known at the $21,000 a year school where the fall semester started Monday. It's not a Penn State frat without fight song remix into the most random song. Okay. Which one's MDMA? Molly. Be careful, everyone. If you're on an SSRI. You might get serious. It barely scratches the surface of what's going on. It's part of the culture at Penn State. It was normal to take cocaine at these parties, especially with freshman boys who wanted to impress their brothers and talk to girls. Oh, no one, no one loves chatting more to a young man than a freshman girl talking to a freshman guy that's high off coke. I bet that's an amazing experience. To me, it felt like they were offering it to everyone at the party. You'd look around and there would be people snorting lines of cocaine around you. It was so normalized. I need to watch this show. If I saw anyone snorting cocaine in college, I would have flown home. Google. How much to overdose? I would have been beside myself horrified. Students pledging in 2023 were made to package the drugs into half-gram bags for sale according to court documents. One of the young men forced to take part had a relative who graduated but was part of Sigma Chi. The Post has learned just fabulous television that's happening here right before us and it was in real like based on your stories. Do you not get chills and it's like based on true events? Yeah, I do. Fabulous. Well, watch this, watch this space and that's kind of all I have that I wanted to fit in here and some of it was kind of a nothing burger but what are you going to do? I do, oh, there's one really good one. Brothers on Apple TV with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey. That's coming out pretty soon, which is just like that's really great. So I don't know what's going to happen but super fun. Watch this space. Watch this space. Okay, thank you guys for watching. We'll see in the bonus. See ya. Bless you.