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Kate Peed Her Pants!

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Kate Peed Her Pants!

The transcript is a humorous, candid group chat filled with exaggerated personal stories, inside jokes, and playful banter. Members share outrageous eating habits—like devouring entire baskets of fries or attempting a massive steak challenge—while joking about unrealistic weight loss goals. The conversation touches on body image, with one member interpreting a song lyric as a reflection of insecurity about physical appearance. Physical mishaps, such as bee stings, missing lashes, and painful foot conditions, are discussed with both humor and honesty. A recurring theme is the group’s playful teasing of each other’s egos, culminating in a mock “pointing game” where they accuse one another of arrogance. The dialogue also reveals personal experiences with bullying and online criticism during high school, particularly regarding Harper’s success and visibility. These stories blend self-deprecation, irony, and lightheartedness, creating a relatable and authentic portrayal of teenage and young adult life. The tone remains upbeat and comedic, emphasizing friendship, shared vulnerability, and the absurdity of everyday experiences.

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- Who's most likely to eat a cat? - Like why would you do that? - I don't know, I'm gonna eat a cat. - I feel like that's how I feel like. Does everyone just think I suck apparently? - No, no, I just feel like, okay. (all laughing) - Are you okay? - What happened, Kate? Did you pee your pants? - No, I couldn't, no. - Did you pee your pants? - Oh, she did! - Oh! - Get out the couch! - Hey, I don't wanna see it. - Get it, Lee, go change! - Ow! - Ow! (dramatic music) (dramatic music) - I got bit by a bee yesterday. - Bit? - It's called stung by bee. - Okay, and also this morning, I woke up literally not, like when I came into this house, I woke up like 10 minutes. And my lashes were off. So I had to glue them back off. - When you came into this house? - You did your lashes in 10 minutes? - Yes. - You just woke up. - 'Cause I'm like a master. - Do you know how long it took me to put these on this morning? - How long? - An hour and a half. - She's not kidding either. She was like all day. - What? - For two lashes? - I've been putting makeup on since 9 a.m. And I did it finish until 12. - Oh my gosh, you're gonna have to take it off by the time you're done. - Yeah. - All right, complete! And it's bedtime! - Are you thinking of your lashes? - Yeah, I have to. - Oh my gosh. - Wait, do you ever put the glue on her? - Yeah. - Well, she has like lash extension. She does. - Oh. - Wait, you normally wear lashes? - No, I just, me and Kate are going to a baseball game. - I thought maybe I'd be pretty today and you're always pretty. - You're always pretty good. - I thought I'd be extra pretty today. - Are you trying to impress at the baseball game? - Yeah. - Kate. - Ma'am, I would be suspicious. She said she wants to be extra pretty for the baseball game. - Yeah, what the heck? - Because me and Kate got, we were going with a brand and we got matching outfits and stuff. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna go right. - Well, right. Also, another thing is my friend is going to Costa Rica. And while she's in Costa Rica, I'm gonna lose seven pounds. And she's gonna, seven. - Yeah. - That's not, that's a lot of weight. And like, she's gonna be gone for like a week. - I don't know. - I feel like seven pounds a lot of weight. - That's a lot of weight. - You should not try that hard. - Seven pounds a week? That's a deal. I wanna try that together. - No. - I feel like I lose seven pounds to go into the bathroom. I'm not kidding. - Seven pounds is a lot of weight. - You do not need to lose seven pounds, Harper. - Well, like, I guess, like, any queen-- - Girls are so weird with weight. If Harper said she'd gain seven pounds, they'd be like, that's not much weight. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - If Kinsey gains seven pounds, she'd be like, the world is over. I gained so much weight. But then if you lost seven pounds, you'd be like, that's so much to lose. - I'll get what I'm saying. - It's not that it's so much to lose because she doesn't need to. - You said it's so much either way. - I gained so much. - It was Harper and I lost with Leo B. So she said, I wanted to lose seven pounds. I would say that's not a bad idea. - More with Leo B. - She's very, very, very at a very healthy weight. You do not need to lose five pounds. - Right. - You're more of it. - No. - No, you don't. - We don't want that. - You don't like somber. - Maybe we maybe shouldn't say that. - Shut up. - Somber's perfect the way he is. - I love somber. - Yeah. - Everybody hates him, but I like it. - I just listen to his music for the first time. - It's kind of. - It's kind of far. - It's great. - I just. - That was a really mean thing to say about it. - What? - You're like, the piece. - Don't say his music's great. - What? - No, you're just like, it's too skinny. Be nice. - I didn't say he's too skinny. - What is that? - If you were, maybe we were six with seven, he would, - Oh my gosh, I was just glazed somber. I would have said, "Wimby, you don't want to be saying anything right now." - Well, somber. - Somber's been open about how like, he's insecure about that. - What's a somber? - Oh, really? - Sorry, somber. I didn't like that people. - I just found out about you yesterday. And I really like your somber. - I don't want it. - Like you just heard his name yesterday? - I've just seen the name typed out, but I never listened to his music. But then I listened to the, - Is that his real name? - The body one and that one's pretty good. - This is probably the only one. - Yeah. - I don't know what you're going to be. - That one I know. I don't know. - I just talked about the one that's like, ♪ I wanna like you but my body isn't right ♪ - Yes, that is great. I don't know who wrote that, but whoever wrote that. - That sounds so rude. - You think he wrote it? - Wait, I don't know. - He's like his own songwriter. That's why he's so good. - Oh. - But another thing is, I wanted to say, oh, what's it called? You can lose seven pounds in a week. - You can, that doesn't mean it's healthy. - Yeah, you can, you can chop up your leg and lose 10 pounds. - It also depends on the person. Like, there are some people that are like, severely overweight and they can lose seven pounds in a week quickly if they just like, work out, go to Sauna's, go to Sauna's, calorie deficit, yeah. - Walk to the mallard. - You're not going to lose seven pounds in a week because you don't need to. - My body's ready for it. - Okay. - What does that even mean? - It's screaming lose seven pounds. What does that lyric mean? - What? - Wait, I like you but my body isn't ready. - Yeah. - I think it means like he wants to be with her, but like, like he's insecure about his body. That's what I was saying. - I don't think, I don't think that's what it means. - I don't think that's what it means. - My body isn't ready, like, I'm not ready to lose. - I don't think it's-- - What are the rest of the lyrics? - Yeah, but it really doesn't mean because it's like, I think it's-- - What do you mean your body isn't ready. - What's your favorite Lona Del Rey song? - Ooh. - Let's look at the list here. - I like West Coast. You like West Coast? - Yeah. - What about you, Cache? - I only know one Lona Del Rey song. And that, I actually really like it. I really like the song. - I do like it too. - It's like-- ♪ You got your red dress on ♪ - No, you're lying because you one time, you one time, we're like, you said like your favorite Lona Del Rey song on the podcast and it wasn't "Summer Times" on it. - Well, what's the other one? What's the one I like? - What's the one that's like, with the weekend? - Where is she? - ♪ Take off, take off ♪ - Not that one. - ♪ Take off all your clothes ♪ - Yeah, that was the finger. I do like that one. - That's disturbing. - I play that right before I get into shower. Nice thing. I'm singing the mirror. - Songtiles. - The picture is young and beautiful. - Yeah. - Oh, that's the take off your clothes. - No, that's, that one's beautiful. - Yes, it is. - I like a young and beautiful. I like the-- - Summer time, you're thinking of summertime sadness. - Is young and beautiful summertime sadness? - No, young and beautiful is like, young and beautiful. - You're thinking of lust for life. - Yeah. - What's the problem? - She has a song called "Diet Mountain Dew." - Wait, what? - What? - Addison Rae, copy her to "She Copy Addison Rae." - Maybe. - No. - I know "Diet Mountain Dew" first of all. - That song's been out for a while. Addison's song is "Diet Pepsi." - Yeah, but it's like pretty much so. - I wish we could play songs on the podcast now. - I know. - Would you guys watch us if we just played music the whole time in church? - I don't think so. - No, because I want to be a video. - Also guys, I know that I look really sus. - No, you don't. You look great. - No, I look sus. - You want me not to be a video. - It's not morning. Stop acting like it's morning every time you come back. - It's almost two o'clock. - That's what I wake up at. Like I fall asleep at 2 a.m. and I wake up at 2 a.m. - I fell asleep at 2 a.m. and I still got up at like nine. - I think you said you go to Pilates early in the morning. - She tried to one morning. - One morning I tried that and it worked. - So I tried again. - Wait, why don't you go to Pilates tomorrow morning? Because I don't want to. - The girls are going? - You want to be there. - Can I have the dumpling please? - Yeah. - Also, another thing is I cannot be with a guy. Like I just-- - Me neither, never been nothing really. - Oh guys, give you the egg. - Oh guys, I find the egg in everybody. Like-- - What about that guy? - What's Pape's egg? - Well, the thing is I don't-- - He ran away quick. - I'm not physically attracted to Pape so I can't find it. - Yeah, but no, at least what's like the egg. - About-- - You can find it, egg about anyone. - Right. - So what's Pape's egg? - That's so sad. I don't find it, it can be. - He's not even here to like-- - Okay, what's Kenzie's egg? - No, I'm-- When I'm physically attracted to somebody-- - I thought you said you can find it, it can everybody. - But when I'm physically attracted to somebody and I'm talking to them, I can find it more easily because I'm like crap, like he does this. And it's like-- - But he gets to know them. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Overthinkin' it. - I see, I see, what's Kato's egg? - What the heck? - That's so out of pocket. I've never been physically attracted to him, but I can't find an egg in him. I'm kidding. - Yeah, that's right. - Is this a BMW? - I don't know, I think it's an Audi. I see everyone's gone, so I can't-- - I've never been in one of those. - An Audi? - Yeah. - Yeah? - They are nice. - They are very nice. - Very nice. - Do you think it's an Audi? - No, the front seats have like massage chairs. - What? - And they park themselves. - Well, Tesla park themselves. - I can do her once. Those are totally expensive. - Why does every new car not come with massage chairs? That would be the greatest thing of all time. If it has an actual-- - You know the ones you pay like $5 at the mall to use? - $5 at the mall. - Why are you moving your body like this? - That's how it moves you. It makes you do this. It's like you're laying there and you're-- - You would love a nail salon. - I need to sit in that massage chair right now. - Wait, nail salons? - Yeah. - I thought it was a bad last night. - What? That's why-- - That's why you're over there for so long. That makes sense. - Wait, that's why I'm always like you should come. You would like it 'cause you just sit in a massage chair. - Well, what did you do? - Do they offer calf massages? - Yes. - Yes. - No way. - You can massage your feet while you do calf massages. - No, calf. - Yes. - Yes. - Ah. - Wait, how do you-- - This is my favorite type of massage. - It's a calf massages. - Well, mine's a hand massage. - Ah. - I love hand massage. - No, you haven't had a good calf massage. - Ooh. - I think it's 'cause my calves are so extraordinarily strong. - Mine or two, my calves are really strong. - No, mine-- - Mine is super strong. - Yeah, for female probably. But mine for like-- - For female. - Everyone is very strong. - No, look. Three two, look. Three two, one. - I do know-- - This is pretty solid. - Look. Three, two, one. - Why are you flexing it as you hit it? - Yeah. - I don't think that's doing anything. Why don't you just flex without hitting it? - Crab. - You look like gills on a fish. - What? - I didn't mean that in a rude way. - My calf. Look, you can't tell me-- - No, my calf. - This thing don't need some massaging. - Hey, calf. - Oh, they could just-- Oh, I'd sit there all day. They could just do this. - Harper, Harper, look what I did in Maverick's leg. Show her. - Sure. - Why is he pointing his, oh my gosh. - Oh! - Wait, it's like really hair. - She waxed you. - Yeah, she got me good. - Why are you like your foot like that is my question? - No, his foot's been weird, he's born like that. - And why are there veins falling down to your feet? - Wait, that is weird. - His veins are like, I'm just low body fat guys. - Yeah, like spidey veins. - No, but why is your foot shaped like that? - What? - That's not beefy. - Don't be afraid of my feet like that. - No, it's the worst thing ever. - I was like, listen, yeah, I've always said, it looks like an ass, it goes. - I have severe hematosis. - And he has black toenails. - Oh, yes. - That's my hematosis. - Show your black toenails, man. - I don't want to show our, it's crazy. - Can I see? - You are not prepared for what you're about to see, but I'm going to tell you that. - He says that, he says that a big girl stuff works on one toenail. - This is a trigger warning, if you don't want to see another black toenail, you should skip for his 30 seconds. And I'm not kidding, they are black toenails, it's not like, it's slightly purple, I mean, his toenails are almost gone. A large person did step on my toes and that broke several toenails. - Approximately, no, but those two started. - Tammy from his three thousand pound sisters. - Maverick. - What? - Don't say anything else about that person. - Oh my gosh, that was the one. - I can't, I'm not going to say anything else about the person. - Do I know them? - No. - 300 pound. - Do you don't know them? - Step, don't add, err, when you add, err, it just sounds me. - Yeah, she was double, just say 300 pounds. - 300 pound person, yes, step on my toes and the toenails started like growing wrong after they broke them. So they started like growing different directions. - Did you scream when they stepped on your foot? - No, I was like, oh yeah, we all good. And then later I looked at it, I was like, oh, my toes are, we're not good. - We're not good. And that's when my toe problem started. - But that was like two years ago. - Just show the freaking toes. - Hold on, that was two years ago. That's not an excuse for what they look like now. - I just want a preface that I have had weird feet for a long time. And it's been two years now, and they're still not recovered. - Dude, when you're an old man, dude, you're gonna, don't wear sandals. - You're gonna have some rank feet. - Okay. - It's bad. - Look at his foot. - Stop that. - I'm sorry. - I have to be taking my sock off. - Wow, he got really insecure. - What do you think? - Look at my foot. - It's shaped weirdly. - It's bumpy. - It's bumpy. - What's your weird foot? - It looks like you stepped on two speed bumps. - I think you stepped on your foot at the same time. - Try flying it out. - Try flying it out. - It does. - That's what it looks like. - This is flat. - What is up with them? - What? - Someone else, your foot. - You know those roller things when you go to the airport? And you put your suitcase on it, and it rolls down. - Yeah. - And it's like those metal rollers. - Yeah. - That's what your foot looks like. - Oh man. - Yeah, no, my foot is, it's cooked. I just have high arches, man. High arches. - All right, let's see these toenails, man. - The arches are McDonald's. - Dude, do not put your feet on feet. - Okay. - Do not put your feet on feet, find her, man. They're going to bang you. - You know what's crazy? There probably is someone. - Yeah, I don't want to give these out for free. Trust me. - They're going to want to refund it. - You may actually see that. - They didn't even pay anything. - You may be able to reverse the foot fetish completely. - Yeah. - With the speed. - Do it, do it. Ready? - Okay. - Well, you got to bolt them at the same time. - No. - Okay. - Okay. - First toe. - I told you. - Brother. - Can you really see that in the camera? - Oh, no. - Oh, no. - He said, "Oh, man." - You should shave your feet. - What do you mean by that? - The black toenail. - The curvature, the hair. - Your toenails are starting to grow back. - No, don't pick at 'em. Don't pick at 'em. - Yeah, his other toenails were growing the opposite direction. - Yeah. - They would need a u-turn. - Yeah, they would grow forward and then they'd start growing. I can't even explain it, doesn't mean he said it. - Is that an egg? - Yes. - No, that's really concerning. - His toe looks like it smells like a fart. - Yeah, the big toe is the main problem here. - Yeah, we're good. - I did send 'em to a foot doctor and he did say I have hematosis. - What does that mean? - Let's see. - It means I have deoxygenated blood or something stuck under my toenails. - He said pictures of your feet. - It's like bruising. - Yeah, it's a foot doctor. - Do you know pips, grandpa's a foot doctor? - What? - Yeah. - Is this true? - Yeah. - Wow. - My neck hurts. I think I slept on it. - All right, show the other one. - I have hematosis. - I'm sorry. - You got to show the other one. The other one's even worse. All right. - This is so disturbing. - Listen. - This one. - I need you to take a deep breath in. If you thought that one was bad, I need you to take a deep breath in, okay? Before you look at it, trust me. No one wants to be breathing around those things. - For some reason, I need to take a deep breath in. - I need to take a deep breath in. - Three, two, one. - Oh! - Well, I can't see it. - Have you ever been in a foot massage? - Yeah. - With those toes? - Yeah. - It looks like you painted your toe black. - I did it. It's just black. - Imagine you were going swimming with your boyfriend and you see toes like that. - I don't think I could really touch his feet. - I really showed to the camera, ma'am. - Dang. - That's an inch. - Oh. - So that was like a 270 pounder landed on that toe. - In basketball. - That was me. - Are you talking about cash? - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I did step on his toe. But that's not why his toes are black. Not from me or the other person stepping on him. His toes has been black for like a year now. - From basketball, from people stepping on my toes. - Oh, I play basketball and people stepping on my toes. - You step back on. Set your foot down on the ground. Yeah. Is your left foot the one that got stepped on? - Both. - They both got stepped on by the same person. - No one wants me. - Yeah. - No, no, they both got stepped on. - They both been stepped on by big, large people. (laughing) - Okay, nevermind. - Okay. Put your socks back on. - I'm so disturbed. - Yeah, I wouldn't. - Okay. - I feel like I'm in the dream right now. - One of them was wearing a heel. - My tan is developing as we speak. I can see it on my hands. - My tan is too, look. - What is that? It's self-tan. - Self-tanner. - Why? - You have one. - Let me see that. - Like, why are your nails so long? - I'm growing them out. Hello. She's jealous because I get mine for free. And she pays for hers. - No matter what, really long. - Yours are long. - Yours are long. - Hey. - That's what I made to be. - Yeah, they're in a way you tell me why my nails long when your nails can. - My fingers look skinny. Long nails do make your, elongate your fingers. - Yeah. - Have you ever babysat a child? - Yeah. - Do you know how to change a diaper? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah. - I just learned yesterday. There's no way. - There's no way. - Yeah. - Changing a diaper is just like changing underwear. What do you mean? - Yeah. But like the diapers just like you put it on. - Were you practicing. - Oh, can I please have a fruit. - Wait, I didn't do it right. - No. - Well, you did, but you didn't. - What do you mean I didn't do it right? Give me that baby. I'll do it again right now. Oh, fruit by the foot? That ain't no, you know what a fruit loop is. Can you hit me a fruit loop too? - Wait, hit me a fruit. Fruit by the foot. - What are you asking me to do? The fruit by the foot. - She thinks she's looking for cereal in that. - Let's see that game where you roll it all out. Close your eyes and see who does get it up first. - OK, OK. - I actually did that earlier and I cooked him. - Yeah, no, not the babies. The fruit loop. - Aww. - You remind me of a kid when you did that. - Ready? Catch it. - OK. - Aww. - Aww. - Man. - What? Is it deep in there? - Oh, that's my favorite. - Hey, I'm the fart. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Dude, are you serious right now? - What was that? - Wait, that was what? - Caitlin, are we for real? - I didn't do anything. - Dang it. - What happened? - The light fell. - It's OK. - Pause everything. - No, no. - OK, we'll continue. - I mean, that's the end of the world. - So cool. - But why does this look like blood? - Blood? I'll eat it. - Why is it not red, though? - It looks like my toe, honestly. - Did y'all used to get the fruit by the foot that had the little tattoos on it? - Yeah. - Hold on to your tongue and your shape on it. - That does look crazy. - The ugly, like, disturbing as heck. - Yeah. - Has that been in the heat? - That don't look wrong. - I don't know, but I'm willing to risk it. It looks like, it looks like a pig skin. - I want you a role like that. - Both of you, why are you up? What are you doing? - What do you mean it's how you want to roll? - We're doing a game. - Oh. - All right. Now, I will say, - I know. - You should win because I'm the underdog here. - I know. - What is that? - All right. - Stand up. - I think you should stand up. - You should win because I'm the underdog because look, I have a bad under bite. So look what happens. - It already has. - No, look what happens. - Did I just come out of your eyes? - What are you doing for cheating? - Oh my gosh. - It comes out. - Look. - I can't buy it. - Oh. - Are you ready? - Look. - Change up. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - None happens, ma'am. - Oh my gosh. - Are you ready? - No. - I'm not eating. - You literally are an ankle-biter. - Oh my gosh. - You're like honey. - You literally are. - All right, ready? - With the brool. - We only took the same size. - They're each, whatever. Yeah, they're the same size. - Well, you just bit all of yours. - All right. Ready? Set. Go. - Ew. - Ew. - Ew. - Stop the noises. - You gotta go faster, Harper. You gotta go fast. Oh, wait, no, you're cooking. - Oh my gosh. - Harper's cooking. - That's a technique right there. - How are you doing that, Harper? - I almost cooked earlier, too. - Cash is making zero progress. - He's stuck in the beginning. - You haven't taken an inch. - Why are you surprised? - I'm doing it. - Wait, can you pull it all out for my tear? Oh. - No, I- - He was like drooling on himself. - That was the craziest noise I've ever heard. - I'm telling you, I look. - Oh. - This is the only way to get it out. - Hey, Harper's mom gave you a doctor to get in contact with if you want to get your job. - I know. - Really did she really hit? - Look how fast his lips moved. - This is the only way for me to get it out. Lips and tongue up. - You feel like a little lizard? - No, you look like a giraffe. You know how giraffes use their tongues and their lips to like eat. - That's what you're really discussing. - No Harper's mom watches every podcast episode and she's saying cash attacks and she's like, hey, I know you've talked about your draw a lot recently and how you don't like it. - That's so sad. - Yeah, I heard about Bill and she was like, hey, here's a recommendation. Do you think she'll find me a foot guy? (laughing) - That's really sad. - Yeah, I need to book that appointment. - Yeah. - That doctor was a doctor's robberage? - Yeah. - I don't know. - That's my aunt. - We're gonna book maven appointment for his health. You should book one too. - Yeah. - Can you hit me that little fruit by the foot? - You'll never let me use the braces? - Yeah, I need to test something. - No, you got a problem. - Can you promise not to smack? - No, I don't think you need anymore. - Yeah, live advice kids. Don't keep braces. Your teeth just move right back. - No, keep braces. - No. - It's just wear your braces. - I got braces for a year and a half. I've never worn my retainer in my life and my teeth have a move. I was your age once and I did that once and I said that once. - It needs turn 21. - Yep. - I don't know what it is about that age but when you turn 21, if you don't wear your retainer. - Oh my God, that's pretty much me too. - How much you're just a normal person who wears your retainer. - I turn 21 and my teeth are still perfectly sure. - But my teeth, they never fixed it right. So I couldn't wear my retainers. - Oh, that's 'cause you got yourself like an Oklahoma. - I'm a gray baby sitter by the way. - Really? - I am. - So if you like to sit on babies? - Yes. - No, if you'll ever want me to babysit your kids, I'm always here. - I think sometime within the next month our nephew's gonna be here. - I think tomorrow. - Well, I don't like babies. - I like kids. - Yeah. - You don't want baby? You don't want to like play with the baby? - I hate babies. - What? Baby, that way better than kids. Baby's my favorite. - Cash does have a weird obsession with babies. - Well, no, babies. Under the, from like newborn to like two years older, my favorite. - My mom said if I don't leave my room. - It's their two, they're my favorite. - What'd your mom say? - Sorry. - Your mom said if you don't clean your room, what? - Then I can't go out tonight. - Then you'll have to go play soccer with us. - Where are you wanting to go? - I have a birthday party. And so I can't go out tonight if I don't get my room. - Yeah. - And my room is like a depression room. Like it's like, it looks like I'm severely depressed, which I'm not, but like it looks like it. - All right, I'm gonna go by all the boxes. - Before I left. Before I left, K, help me clean my room. - And it was literally just, like it was so bad. - Wait, what was the weirdest, grossest thing you found there? - There was like gum. Like underneath their bed. - It's K, have permission to say this. - Oh, I don't know what it is. What was it? - Just like underneath your bed. Like there was like a box of French fries. - Ew. - And it was like, who knew how long it had been there? - Girls are so weird. Guys, I don't think guys would ever help their friend clean their room. - No. - And there was like gum on my, gum on my fridge. - Oh yeah. - You have fridge in your room? - Yeah. - Like a little mini fridge? - Yeah, but there's like, like it was just weird things, like a French fries under your bed. - That kind of, it is weird. - Is disturbing, yeah, but. - Get him in there for a while. - I may still do that. - Another one. - Oh my god. - Damn, we got let's go. - Well, I'm gonna try to hit the two steps. - We're gonna be the allegations. - I haven't, can I never take some into the grocery store? So I never get to pick out my snacks. - Whoa, you complain about the grocery store. You never, first of all. - Yeah. - It never takes me. You've got a driver's license. You can take your stuff. - I realized it was like foreign to me. I walked in there the day and I was like, "Whoa, I haven't been in one of these things." - Okay, he can go to the grocery store if he wants to go. He doesn't want to go. - But when I went in the other day, I realized, I'd have probably been in six months to go to the grocery store. - You know what's weird? They don't get it. - And then I looked at all the cool things they have for sale, like gushers and fruit roll-ups and- - I think about it. - And chips the whole way. - I want you to think about this. They walk by all of that stuff every time they go in. - Maybe it looks so weird. No colors from artificial sources. - Oh, it's healthy. - I don't know what it says. - They don't give you the nutrition facts on here, so they don't want you to know what you're eating. - Really think about what is that that you're eating? I want you to know. - What? - Try that flavor. Just not where you're eating from. - Got some residue. I mean, you have that one whole. - What are you even eating? - Look at that self-tanter on your hand, Cass. - No, I want you to think about this. What are you eating? - Let's ask him what gummy bear is. - What is it? - Fricking gummy bear. I don't know. - What is it gummy bear? - It's a gummy bear. It's the only way to describe it. - No, but where does it come from? - It's like gelatin. - Gelatin. - For the first time in a while. - Where does gelatin come from? - Powder. - Powder? - Yeah, y'all. I think gelatin does not get, it doesn't. - You don't digest it. - Digest it very well, so it's stuck in your stomach for a long time. - What? - Yeah, that's gonna be a new for a while. - You should slow down. - For the first time in nine months, I created a get ready with me. - Yeah, I loved it. - Do you like my private story? - I love your private story. - I think it's so funny. - We should really not move on. Catch about to have nine feet of gelatin. (laughing) - I'm down you, you know him. I know him. There was a competition on who could eat the most feet of these. I could probably get to you tall from here. - I could probably eat. - We should do a short like that. Seeing who can eat the most foot foot. - The most feet. - I don't know. - The most feet of fruit. - One foot by the foot is one foot. - What is it called? - Fruit by the foot. - There's no way. - How many feet of fruit by the foot can use it? - It's two feet, I see it. - We need to measure it. I don't know if I believe that. - It's three foot. - Can we get our money back if we measure it, and it's not a full like 36 inches? - Pretty sure it is. - No, it doesn't. - Cash, would you eat a 72-out steak? And I think it comes with two sides and a whole drink. - Did it once. - In an hour. - I did it once. I have it on video. - No, are you talking about the big texas? - Did he actually? - Yeah, I have big texas. - I love the big texas. - I completed it. - Did you do that? - You did. - Which restaurant? - Wait, you want to hear something crazy. - Wait, it's in North Texas. I think it's in Emmerillo. - Emmerillo, yeah. - You want to hear something crazy? I completed it. And then, I ate. - My texas won this. - And then, I ate other people's food at the table. - No, you didn't. - I did, I was still hungry. - In the time of all it. - I was asking for pie. - You did it for free? - Yeah. - I just saw it with the kid on the menu. - At the big texas, and I think you win some food. - You win a free meal. - I ask, can I ask. They make me pay for my dessert, too. - Wait, do you win the big texas? - No, gosh. It's a 70 ounce stink. Stank? Stank? (laughing) - 70 ounce stink. (laughing) - And they have a trash can next to you. And after you eat all of it, you have three minutes to not throw up. And then you win a free meal. - That's great, but don't you have to do it under like under an hour, too? - Yeah. - Under an hour seems easy. I could eat whatever and under an hour. - What? - I don't know. Think about it. It takes me an hour to eat my like six or eight ounce steak in the side, and sometimes I'll finish. - An hour to eat, what do you mean? It takes you an hour to eat. - Smash potatoes as well. - It does, we're sitting there for like 45 minutes. And when you go to eat a meal. - We do talk and stuff, too. - I need to go use the door. - If you weren't talking, how long do you think it'd take you to finish a steak? - Uh, 15 minutes, maybe? - Okay. - That's better. - Anybody got any more for that fucker? I almost got one. - This is insane, Cash. What the heck? - This is just glutinous. (laughing) - No. - That's like actually the. - I mean, I told you, I could buy packs of this stuff. Ah, that's why I don't buy that stuff, by the way, is 'cause you just binge eat it. You don't pace yourself. - I don't, I don't have my pay for me. - Oh yeah, that's actually an issue. - Cash has such an issue. We came home from the grocery store the other day and Kate had bought cash, a bunch of snacks. And he picked them all up, he was like, these are all mine, right? And he's like, courting them. Kate's like, yes, those are all yours. He's like, okay, I'm gonna find my own cabinet. 'Cause he doesn't wanna share with anybody. He's like, I have to hide them. - I had to clean out a whole cabinet. You cleaned out a whole cabinet for your. Just add my own cabinet. - What's the worst Benjing story I've ever had? - Benjing? - One time, I guess, I guess one time I ate a, ate one of those food challenges. It was a food challenge. - And he asked for a pie out. - And then I paid for it. (laughing) - One time, I'm trying to think. One time. - Man, I remember the first time me and Cash, we were at the movie theater. - No, a bugger. - No? - Don't suck it up. - You know what? - Yeah, it's right there. - No. - I don't believe you. - I was holding my sister's baby in the air. - Mom, I forgot to tell you this. It was so funny. - Look up. - I'm listening. - I'm listening. - Thank you. - I know what you're talking about. - What was that funny? - I was holding my sister's baby the other day. And I walked up and I was talking to somebody and they looked at her and they were like, "Oh, yeah, I guess so." And she goes, and like, didn't even sneeze. She like blew out of her nose in a rocket, just launched and hit them. And I was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry." - It was just so funny. - It was so funny. - It was so funny. - A few days ago, Blake was playing around and I was chasing him around with an object. And was it nice? - No, yes. And so, I was chasing him around with that. Don't do that. (laughing) What just happened? - Okay. The fruit roll up is coming up a little bit. - You're a disgust, sir. Continue, Harper. - And so, I imagine you didn't chew it up and as he's throwing up, it's just too much. - I just thought, like, it's just-- (groaning) - It comes out like a flag. - Can you please shut up? - It's like, you know those magic tricks were like, keep pulling it. (laughing) - Yeah. - That's what you wanted. - Okay, I kept it. (laughing) - So, she's eating-- - Harper's eating it on the other side. - It's all right. - Ew. - That'd be so nasty. - It seemed like you're on with the knife and then a bugger flies out of his nose and it was just-- - You chasing him with that? - It was an interesting strat. - Yeah. - I got a knife. - Fire! (laughing) - This is my favorite bloom ever. - That's a good flavor. - I love bloom in it. - What's y'all's crazy? He's binge stories, eating, binge eating stories. - I know me and Cash had a pretty bad one at the movie theater. we had that. Unlimited I see We we a bunch of those you know, I remember that why is he trying to jack my story what I'm gonna be my story You didn't eat that No, I'm gonna be a liar You also did it another time you next time we went to the theater you had no regrets you did it again No, I did it with Laney. Yeah me and Laney. I did it as well No, yeah, she did she's like 15 I was like 13 mom dad bought us an icy at the theater He was you and Laney and this was when AMC theater came out with the icy that you can refill it yourself Not good. We would take turns on refilling it who had to go and refill it We probably ate about 10 I see that hour and That's insane and it was bad after the theater. We were both in the bathroom. Just die You talk about these things It's not that bad. I'm sorry both of us both of us and mav and whoever my family was just outside waiting to me and Laney was just in each bathroom It's just Fire in a way Jerry bomb and Blu-Raz There's no way it already came out In an hour. It's that fast. No, I see you can go through We stop. Can we please stop it? It's so gross and just I don't know you don't know it just makes me cringe when you talk about it like that Okay, well, how would you like it? One time I door dashed McDonald's for me and Blake and I ordered two large fries two 10 counts and two ice creams Wow So basically I'm gonna put my address in on your phone Basically that happened and Blake went to bed and he ate four chicken nuggets and he had his ice cream but he did four Yeah, so I all 10 of my nuggets and then I had all six of his leftover nuggets and then I had all my fries And then I had all my ice cream and then um, and then you turned into Ronald McDonald But that's like my worst big story That's it. That's it. You ate my average meal for my cops. You had I go I order a 20 count In a burger 16 nuggets is a lot Yeah, yeah, I'm not kidding my order is large fried 20 count nugget and sometimes if I'm hungry, I'll get a double cheeseburger with it This isn't really a binge story but the person at the panic express that Kate and I went to was rude Because Kate orders her meal, which is like I guess a normal meal and then I go and I was like Can I get a box of rice and then can I get the chicken or whatever and then I was like and can I also get a box of Like the noodles and she was like and noodles and I was like yeah and noodles and she's like you want rice and noodles Yes, I would like both rice and noodles. Well, why did you want both rice and noodles though because I was hungry no? That's good. What do you mean that's like a normal thing? I know, but do you make something together like the rice and the noodles? No, but I saw you do that. Yeah, that's I should do that. It was so good. I always keep them separate but I should do that. You should try it, Kenzie No, me and cash were standing there. Well, restaurant. Oh, there's the Mongolians. There's the fire nice place Oh You guys right it's like a buffet where you like I didn't know because I It's like a buffet where you like Yes, I did no that was revenge. Oh my gosh. I just felt something and it was his breath but it was actually Pepsi Okay, anyways, we're at the buffet and it's like a buffet where you make your food and then you hand them You hand like the person and then they cook it for you and Harper's going through and making her food at the buffet And she puts rice and noodles and pasta all the same thing and she walked by me and Kenzie and we were just like And then Kenzie was like does she know what she's doing here? And I was like I was like I Don't think so. I don't think she's gonna like that at all and then when she sits down she was like I was like How she eat that right now make sure it's like two different types of noodles. No, but it was like not like and Chao main noodles It was like it was like pasta Betuccine Alfredo with rice. That was a funny dinner I remember me and you shared a large thing of fries like a large thing. Yeah And you're just right about and we all ate the entire basket. I guess that's why it was a large like a large Okay, back story we ordered two family size fries Yeah, they were pretty big all of the table ate one and then Kate ate the other one The entire basket by herself Yeah, it was made like a family of six, but I was so hungry the food options at the event We had been at we're slim We went to a restaurant because there wasn't anything to eat and I feel like I had eaten all day. Yeah, so I ate a lot Hey, no shame a new You guys all are you guys want to come to me? We just want you to own it. I did I did Did I eat a large basket of fries made for a family of six? Yes, I did Oh That sounds like you need to go get your cartilage look that yeah, that's what it is my cartilage is all messed up I have jumpers knee. It's called tendonitis and It's bad. It means my tendonitis is tearing here Called me out that dinner she did no one was gonna notice you ate all the fries Okay, did you eat that old basket of fries by yourself? No, I didn't call you. I did okay. This was in cash is mouth No, I said that's in my mouth You were the one who made sure the whole table knew Instead of like eight times. Yeah, you were like Kate. Wait Kate. Did you eat that? Nobody said anything you said it again Nobody said anything. You don't like try number three people started to catch on wait. Hey, did you eat that? Listen to nobody here's wait Kate was that wait Before you No, but if I was Kate was like, oh, no, paper's been eating the whole table just looks at paid paper's like No, it goes on we had three fries I don't know what came over me. I really love a potato like I was just thinking I love payway I want a potato so in some some for maybe mash maybe a fry like I want a potato and some sort after this podcast You're gonna do it. Do you all want anything? Yes, order me that McDonald's thing you do Do you really want that your McDonald's order the 10 chicken nuggets the large fry and ice cream 20 20 chicken My sisters and um, she's currently. Oh, I just seen your photos yesterday and I got stung by a bee No, you don't see your photos. Wait. Don't you normally do that at the end of the year? No, no, it's like dirt Like a border. I look at that. That's me Those are gonna look so good. I know I just run in the field the field was really cute Wait, yeah, what that's where I got stung and there's sugar bites all along my my waistband Oh, what was it like though? Were you like sad taking senior photos? No, I'm ready ready to be done with high school I'm ready to move on from all these stupid bullies bullies Listen, I posted a get ready me yesterday. I'm somebody said of you by the way still a senior doing this I'm like shot up literally what wait people at school or just like people on the internet Do they know that like grown adults? It's okay with me It's not anything to do with doing too much. It's okay when I left my high school I was still being posted about in private stories because they were bands. I got my money up What what did it? What you were making fun of me, but I was making money. Is this a rap song? Yes, I'm just letting you guys know you may find me you post about me on your private story I was making money and you weren't so shut your mouth. Oh Girl, same what that's not like what is going on right now? I mean you can make money like sell them fee pics, but that doesn't mean you should know It's like I was making money doing videos posting my videos I literally left school and people were still making fun of me in their private stories I left the school y'all were still posting about me. I know you were I literally remember specifically a video that cash had posted Well got posted in a private story as His game day announcement like be there tonight at seven. It was like he was just making fun of me and cash And you were you were worried about your high school baseball game and I was making lots of money Making my videos. I think Podcast by herself just yelling it the people in her past yesterday. Maybe they were mad that you ate their fries too Maybe they were if I ate your eyes, and that's why you were mad. I mean sorry yesterday I was taking the senior photos in the field and A group of guys saw my car driving past because they were jumping off of a bridge or like not like that They were jumping up a bridge into water He was standing on the bridge and he saw my car driving on the road and I like waved up at him and then 20 minutes later they got down from the bridge and they're driving past me in the field They see me in the field they're hard bros. Oh, we're so chopped and I was like Say that's mean. Yeah, they should be like if they wanted to be mean they should have been like Ah, super queen. Let's jump off the bridge No, I think they're all extremely jealous of your success at a young age and they all want to do it you do but they can't and that's why they make fun of you as you guys can see Kate doesn't take criticism very well either or bullying these is like because why are you why are you grown you literally are you're old enough to not bully and you're still bullying people why do you let it get to you though me I always just said ask your mom high school and people like girls are posting about your own private story um different like barstools like different schools are literally like be ready Harper's Umber is gonna be there and they do okay Matt so I want you to imagine this one harbor maybe the worst photo me on the internet imagine you're in high school all the girls are posting maverick bakers about to be here from all the other high schools your high schools doesn't that just sound terrible and also like they post the word and then it's like they're just like looking at you and like laughing at you because you're just like resisting yeah right like they're like they're like oh my gosh she has a podcast that's so successful and so many people watch and she won a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and she got to travel the entire world on tour how in embarrassing that's so annoying it's so annoying you know I'll be honest guys it's really coming off like you guys think you're better than everybody it's not it's not that it's that people make fun when I I don't know if I just like it made fun of probably not like nobody cares about anymore but when I was in high school it really bothered me and now I just realized like everybody was just like making fun of me for no reason I did not deserve that I did nothing to deserve that I just got locked out you cut scenes to Kate telling them all I make so much money and I'm richer than your father no I'm just saying like I was being made fun of for working and they're like that girl's psychos she's like yeah I'm so rich no I'm not trying to act like I'm so rich because I'm not I'm just saying you guys why do you keep saying it's because I was doing it's like me it's like me laughing at them for working at the fast viewed restaurant I'm rich I walk it it's like I walk in I'm like oh my gosh they're working at the McDonald's ha ha it's like I was just trying to work I was just trying to make money like mine my own and people I did that one they were laughing at me at a snow cone stand and I said all right make me a snow cone had to be humiliated when I do snowball it's just what makes me more bad real no my friend did the snowball actually is when I was a freshman literally I go into school and all the upperclassmen are just making fun of me and I'm like dude I there's no way I can live another four years in high school but I did and I'm almost done so that's why I'm excited to be done with high school and everybody's like everybody's like why I don't you want to go to college and I'm a normal life maybe because if I go to college and everybody will also make fun of me it's all these things like high school at all really I feel like it works no in college there's so many people you're gonna walk by a new person every single day on the street I will say as soon as everybody that I went to high school with graduated I never heard of anybody talking about me again it was only that's because now they're talking about the people at their college yeah oh I'm so nervous going Matt and Abby's podcast are you going yeah oh you are next week in Phoenix yeah you're gonna do great wait what do they talk about like I'm nervous it'll be like an interview they're gonna ask about like your life okay why are you looking at me I don't know I'm just nervous should I watch y'all's podcast sure they're gonna ask you um just about like yeah life everything they're gonna want to know your story about like social media mental health yeah probably I don't want my mom to be in the room probably I kind of want to travel alone yeah I love traveling alone you've never done it though yes I have actually remember that one time you say hi now you had it yes I have remember that one time the flight was full and they said Harper and Brahman Zilmer only one of you can get on the flight and Harper said bye mom I got on the flight yeah there's only count though mommy walked you to the gate still and we were on the flight and yeah I am at the and it was when we were trying to get out of Philly and there's that was on the plane Harper was like that was embarrassing for you they're like we have one open seat Harper was like pushing everyone out of the way like me I was oh my gosh no I've never done that and I've never had a big ego before in my life before I'm never how do you do now wait who do you all think has the biggest ego on the pod you're not a question we should answer what oh y'all darling sure oh y'all darling think it's me but it's not it's not me the biggest ego just say me now that I just said all that oh yeah we are yeah I don't have a big ego I think I think it has um I can't be I have confidence in herself yes confidence queen that's what it is no no no I'm really self-tanner I feel like I smell like a dead fish right now oh that's not a self-tanner I smell like that all the time unfortunate for Kate wait I say we actually vote who has the biggest ego cash what we didn't starve I don't think it's me but I promise on my life I know I mean everyone use your pointer fingers way way way way okay so are we just doing biggest ego in general or like biggest ego in general wait what do you mean biggest ego wait what was the other option yeah well I'm just thinking there's like different ways people have big egos yeah true like you have a big ego and basketball you're like well I'm the best I've always been and all my friends tell me you're the worst yeah so you are very good I'm like wait it does work but if we're just talking about like like ego as far as like entitlement is that what we're talking about I don't know why did I make it all complicated okay what is point okay okay okay who decides the okay who has the biggest ego off like so because of like their socials you know what I'm saying oh yeah you are definitely gonna point out me but I don't all right let's vote I don't think what is happening I don't think I don't have a big ego you know that we haven't voted we haven't voted secure about it the more you talk the more it's sound and suspicious all right ready everyone three three wait wait I got to think wait tamer man's got a point two no you got a point two I got a point you got wait why did he why did he came around okay uh three wait oh this is hard this is hard it's a hard card it's not cash and it's not maverick which means it's me or Harper no I think I think it's I got it I got it who we point at everybody got their answer yeah three two one kids you got a point you got a point where you point two camera man me yeah what that I got three votes Kate yeah you can you just explain to me why you think I have the biggest ego well I don't think you do I think they're just saying what they think after what you said earlier does anybody want anything from payway because like I'm being nice as a very humble queen that I am I'm being nice and like let me order payway for us and let me prove myself I'll order payway for everybody no no no seriously like I'm like really nice and does anybody want anything she's never off for this off camera so like this is when you should take no but we always make jokes that if we were to ask Harper to buy us anything she'd be like oh yeah for sure immediately like not even question yeah we do make a joke behind your back I don't think you've ever known we always we've uh I will tell you who started joke but we always said it was okay Harper it was okay it wasn't I'll tell you and maybe you guess the joke was we were always be like oh Harper could you just buy me this Rolex real quick and you'd be like oh yeah for sure for sure here just take it take it I probably would do that because I wouldn't know to say I'd be oh yeah will you pay me or well yeah sure just take me here just take the credit card swipe swipe it's because especially when you were younger you were like scared to tell us no for anything I know like you like didn't it was like you weren't thought you were gonna let us down we'd be like hey can you film this video and if you didn't want to you still be like yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah you started it who baby J's well yeah I knew it oh does anybody want anything from payway no no okay thank you though well what do you get from payway because I was scrolling on there the other day I got I get honey's ears honey's your chicken and noodles and I can get you noodles and rice no that's okay I don't you get me a basket of fries no wait let me see what they have I never really wants oh no you can do your own because I'm gonna say no to everybody now okay hey but seriously what's it called I like honestly like that's what I would do when I was younger especially like making my money I definitely like would like do a brand deal and then if you asked to buy you a Rolex I would be like yeah sure yeah we know yeah that's what how much our Alexis is my question oh no it depends it's kind of I feel like it's got to be like I think they go for probably like a couple grand of like hundreds of thousands of millions yeah I feel like it's gonna be like bags like you can buy a bag for like three thousand dollars brand new Rolex hundreds of pounds I'll be honest oh I'll let that answer first then I have something to say what do you think the most expensive purse is the cheapest brand new Rolex is 6,200 dollars hey listen I have an idea the pointing game was really fun I want to play it again okay you just want to hurt people's feelings who is most likely to be overweight overweight oh my gosh it's definitely me oh no it's gonna be it's gonna be uh no cuz yeah yeah none of the girls are gonna point at each other cuz I wouldn't let myself get there so they're only gonna point at me and you yeah that's a right point of myself unfortunately the answer is cash what it's the most likely uh do y'all know how locked in I am you said 72 outstake with pie that was all protein everybody else's and everyone I was indulgence by the rest of course I just like my I gain weight so easy I just have to watch my eat like okay what's another game we can point I like that you want to like I heard people's feelings this episode. Wait it can be fun. It's most likely to get their feelings her over the pointing game Okay, three two one Yeah, everyone vote can see besides Harper Okay, I mean being pointed as rude Really? It's a little yeah, it's a little like and you guys point it up No, it is it's like really about to be like it's Harper. I'm like it's hard Yeah, that's just rude and like when fans like see you in public and they're like it's her That's the girl So rude. I hate it. I'm like, okay, and then the other day I was in Southlake and people were recording me And I like looked at them and I like gave them a stink eye and they're like And they like looked at me really I think they unballed me out of my favorite weights are his side story One of my favorite like which is not a good fan encounter at all But one of the funniest stories I had is I want to one of the first times I was hanging out with one of our friends I won't say her name, but we're hanging out with her and this girl I'm going on. I'm going up an escalator and this girl's coming down the escalator and it's like a fan And she knows who I am and she like sees me and starts pointing and she's like whispering to her friend and the girl I'm with Looks at her and she starts like cursing at the girl She's like oh, no, she's like well if she's staring at you That's a word why she what if she's staring she's like literally going off on this like didn't say it to the girl But like gave this girl the girls like 10 gave her like the dirtiest look ever. Wait, who was it? I'll tell you after and then like do I know see it? Yeah, I then proceeded to like curse about the girl to me and I was like No, it's okay. She's a fan. She's a fan. She's like oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that. I'm so sorry What yeah, she's one of our favorite friends though. I always just smile I'm like when they're pointing and recording from across the room like you got to like smile for the camera Harper did that the other day too. I saw you do it do what you if a fam is taking picture and you were like Yeah, I like honestly, I'm like Don't take photos of me off guard. Unfortunately, if you do that, no, it's so rude. It's your room in 2020 when somebody did that of Charlie She was I remember specifically this one picture of Charlie She's like in Hawaii like a snow cone stand or something something took a picture of her from so far away And then it started being posted all over the internet and everyone was like see she doesn't look as good as you guys think like It was such a bad like It was so bad evil. Yeah, it was just like a bad picture and then it spread and everyone was like This is what she looks like off camera by way. It's so rude. It's so rude and like literally like that's like That's like if you want a photo come up and ask because we're not gonna buy it I mean sometimes I might but like No, but like honestly like if you take a photo of me like off guard or like I can tell that when you're like when you're like Like doing this like it's so I don't know. I just don't like it. Okay. I got a good one Okay, maybe I have the biggie go. Who's most likely to eat a cat? I can't we have to cut that or a dog Do you want to eat three? two one wine Like why would you do that? Cash eats some weird stuff from like random Why are you pointing at yourself? Are you saying that because of the movie that we just watched? No that movie was insane Have you seen wait can we talk about it or not? Are you implying that you would feed cash a cat without him not me? No, I would never do that. Oh, we know I feel entitled in rude I feel like I'm gonna be a cat. I feel like that. That's all I feel like does everyone just think I suck? No, no. I just feel like okay, okay, to back to back track I feel like I'm gonna eat a cat. So I feel really rude Like if you want if you want to take a photo of me a fan No, like if you like like cash ones all the time I feel like I'm in a dream something's going on Can you just have like a seizure next to me or something are you all right? Stop I feel like I'm in a dream or something. This is freaky me out I swear this is a dream. I swear It's a dream like that. Why is everybody laughing? This is so dream Give me your credit Okay, what are you trying to say or what he's saying? Oh, what I'm saying is like I feel like I'm in a dream Wait, what happened Kate someone's going on and I don't What just sit back? What Did you pee your pants? What is happening? I'm freaking out. Stand up right now Stand up You stand up. I stand up. I want to see it. I don't want to see it Stand up. Wait, why did he pee yourself though? She keeps doing this easily. I all every time she laughs. She starts peeing herself. I don't know. Are you pregnant? Oh my gosh Are you pregnant? Is that a sign? I think it's a sign Stand up. I think that doesn't have until after just walk off and cut. Oh, she did. Oh Just get up get off the couch. Hey, I don't want to see it. Get it lead got changed It's okay It's okay you like peed all of your pants. God. I can tell I'm not kidding. I could smell it Kate's pee doesn't stink Oh, I just feel like there's no complimenting her peeps. They popcorn. I'm not gonna lie. I smell better than myself I don't know I gave myself tan smells so bad. I get you props for even sitting on the couch to be honest I can't smell it because my self tan is so bad. It's a pee couch A pee pee pee. I knew Kate was gonna do that one day. I just knew it She always every time she gets laughed or scared. She always pees her pants and it's fine I'm normally like I've peed my pants before - like I was telling y'all before this episode I have peed my pants before and that's an okay thing to do Why are you saying I like that? How often do you do that? Oh, I've only done I almost pee all myself at least once a week Why do girls do that? Well, I have a small bladder and one kidney And so I'll literally be in target and I'll just not touch any of that. You don't have many organs in your body I'm so jealous. It's cuz I pee on myself almost once a week. I Only ever peed on myself sleeping No, I get stuck in that that like half a week half of sleep and then I start peeing and I'm like What you don't you're trying? What you pee on yourself. Yeah, at nighttime. No No, I don't cash when is the last time we reach the bathroom in the bed Mm-hmm probably a year and a half two years. That's pretty good. Oh, they're in the day. Yeah, did you wait? You still have the same mattress. I don't know. We have a mattress protector on it. Just in case we like hurry up with these thing Episodes I have a birthday party get you and I got to clean my room. All right. We gotta go guys. Okay

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The group shares humorous, personal anecdotes about extreme eating habits, including bingeing on snacks like fruit roll-ups and fries, and attempting a “Big Texas” 70-ounce steak challenge.
  2. There are recurring jokes about weight loss, with members joking about losing seven pounds in a week, emphasizing that such goals are unrealistic or unhealthy.
  3. A central theme is body image and insecurity, such as the song “I Wanna Like You But My Body Isn’t Ready” being interpreted as a reflection of self-doubt.
  4. The group discusses physical mishaps like being stung by a bee, losing lashes, and having strange foot issues, including black toenails from injuries.
  5. A standout moment involves a playful “pointing game” where members accuse each other of having the biggest ego, with Cash and Harper being the main targets.
  6. The conversation includes reflections on bullying and online criticism during high school, particularly regarding Harper’s success and visibility.
  7. The group shares lighthearted, ironic stories of social awkwardness, such as being recorded by fans, receiving strange reactions, or being mocked in private stories.

Summary:

The transcript is a humorous, candid group chat filled with exaggerated personal stories, inside jokes, and playful banter. Members share outrageous eating habits—like devouring entire baskets of fries or attempting a massive steak challenge—while joking about unrealistic weight loss goals. The conversation touches on body image, with one member interpreting a song lyric as a reflection of insecurity about physical appearance.

Physical mishaps, such as bee stings, missing lashes, and painful foot conditions, are discussed with both humor and honesty. A recurring theme is the group’s playful teasing of each other’s egos, culminating in a mock “pointing game” where they accuse one another of arrogance. The dialogue also reveals personal experiences with bullying and online criticism during high school, particularly regarding Harper’s success and visibility.

These stories blend self-deprecation, irony, and lightheartedness, creating a relatable and authentic portrayal of teenage and young adult life. The tone remains upbeat and comedic, emphasizing friendship, shared vulnerability, and the absurdity of everyday experiences.

FAQs

It suggests insecurity about one's body and a desire to be close to someone despite feeling unprepared or inadequate.

It took her about an hour and a half to apply her lashes, which she found unusually time-consuming.

Yes, she planned to lose seven pounds while her friend was in Costa Rica, though others questioned the healthiness of such a rapid weight loss.

They used the phrase to express a desire to lose weight quickly, though it was met with concern about its healthiness and sustainability.

Hematosis is a condition where deoxygenated blood gets trapped under the toenails, causing them to become dark or discolored, often due to trauma or injury.

They participated in a game where people tried to eat the most feet of fruit by the foot, jokingly suggesting it was a fun and extreme challenge.

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