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All right, everybody, we're back, it's the trio, it's me, Tim Will, and we got a whole host of absurd things to talk about today. Some of which I really don't understand, and I'm hopeful that Will can walk me through them. Some of them are very cringe. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm hopeful that Will can explain it to, because I have to just be candid with everyone. I don't know what we're going to talk about. I spent most of the last 24 hours reading like weird Silicon Valley guys, like 4,000-word manifestos about whether we are or are not going to kill all of ourselves in the next three months. I've been kind of locked in on that and don't really know what's happening with my low. What's your conclusion, are we all dying? The risk is higher than I thought yesterday, just to tell you that. I will tell you that much. Risk is a little higher than I thought it was yesterday. I've had some really candid and gruesome conversations about this stuff. We're all going to go. Is it okay if we all go together, would you rather that happen versus like 5%, 10% survival? You're like 5% survival? You would. I think so. Okay. I'm torn. I feel like it's going to happen. We're just all go. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm a humanist like Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon and Bernie are humanists. I feel not really. It's kind of like if the computer's win, that's maybe okay for him. It's not okay. It's not okay. I don't want it. I'm just saying, I think of all the horrible outcomes. Maybe it's just like, boom, done. Wow. Well, we've got some news today that maybe we'll make people hope for the AI apocalypse. Great. You know, maybe they'll trend down on what percentage of humanity they want to survive. That's a great transition. Well, thank you. I guess we start with Milo from there. So Milo, last I saw, he was converting to Islam. Is the conversion complete well? You know, he hasn't explicitly said he's converting to Islam. He's obviously, he's gone to the mosque, you know, he famously got deported. He has a lawyer whose organization I think is called like Muslim legal. You know, he's he's doing like him, you know, videos of him like listening thoughtfully to Muslim music stuff like that. Yeah. The latest is here that we have the Daily Mail reported on some details of Milo's ongoing divorce from a man. I want to hear about that because I do just want to say the Muslim thing is fake. Milo is fake. Milo is the one person that was good that we deported. And I bet the UK, which is like a deported them to Pakistan or somewhere if you don't so pretend to be a Muslim. So he's horrible. And I'm more interested less in his PR than in what's happening in the courtroom. Yeah. Daily Mail, Milo's had this long drawn out divorce that goes back at least a year from his husband, needless to say the part where Milo said he wasn't gay anymore did not play into their marital harmony, you know, that that that definitely played a role in divorce. Sam, how did that go over in your home if you did the opposite? You said you were no longer heterosexual. I don't think we'll go over particularly well. I think that would probably be the end. I don't know. Maybe my wife would be forgiving about that. I'm not going to ask honey, I'm an infamous provocateur and I'm getting out of so when we describe Milo's domestic situation, we have to keep in mind, all of this is happening in a place called the Garbott mansion, a historically protected mansion in LA that Milo lives in at times with American apparel founder, Dove Jarni, Milo's husband, sometimes Kanye West. Okay. So that's the scene. So yeah, it's look. I mean, it's the boys. I mean, it sounds like fun, but what do they do like on an average Friday night there? I'm just sort of, what do you think? Well, I'll give you one example, you know, Milo, you know, Milo, he, you know, he had the publishers of this right wing publishing house, actually, who put out books not dissimilar from my comp. Okay. And he kind of yelled at them about, you know, there was a secret recording produced. I mean, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, you know, mansion, the hijinks happening. And basically, there's been this drawn out divorce because the husband is claiming Milo's clearing like several million dollars a year. I think it was like $500,000 a month. And so as Kanye West manager sort of advisor, and then so the husband is saying all these things like, I sold my Aston Martin to support you Milo and, you know, he's demanding this very high maintenance meanwhile Milo, and I will say, I've been wearing this divorce for a while. I did not see some of the documents the Daily Mail produced. So basically Milo in these text messages is a leisurely, he's an edward against his husband who's black. He's saying, I only wanted you for a green card, I wanted to marry you for a green card. So it's a pretty ugly situation. Let me just read Tim. I'm going to read Tim from Daily Mail, you can react to this. The X is John McKinley Campbell. Campbell lodges in court filings that Unopolis 41 was violent and racially abusive during their nine-year marriage, calling him a stupid, worthless n-word, and told him, I pay you owe bag. Court filings include a series of disturbing text messages allegedly sent to him by Unopolis, who allegedly threatened to kill him and admitted to using him to obtain a green card. Unopolis is vehembly denied the allegations. And one message, Unopolis appeared to offer Campbell $100,000 to complete his green card paperwork, including sitting through a joint interview with immigration officials during your argument over text stated to February 2025, Unopolis originally wrote, fuck you, stupid, worthless n-word. I hope you run hell. That doesn't sound like a great marriage to me. Yeah. I kind of, you know, in moments like this, I turned old William Shakespeare sometimes, and I think-- Oh, Bill? It's just kind of an epoch on both your house's situation. I mean, Milo is horrible in every way, but it's not like he's sneaky horrible. You know, it's not like Milo is one of these characters where he's like super charming, and you get to-- like one of these narcissists, you get sucked in by their charms, he's giving you gifts, and he's a gentle soul, and then all of a sudden you're in the garb but mansion, and the next thing you know, he's calling you the n-word. It's like, Milo is probably calling you the n-word day one, basically. I mean, Milo is disgusting in a very public way, and I don't-- I kind of see these divorce papers as good popcorn fodder for us, but for the two of them, good luck. You know, is he trying to get back into America? Very much so. Yeah, he's laying the groundwork to sue. He sent Laura Loomer a letter as lawyer did, I think, sort of implying that, you know, she had somehow interfered in his immigration status, which is certainly true, right? I mean, she's claiming, you know, that she got him deported. In light of these emails where he's saying, "I'll pay you $100,000 to falsify a green card paperwork for me." I'm sure when Laura saw that, she was like, "Oh, mama, you know, this is a big one." So, you know, that said, he is scheming to get back. I mean, in his interview on Pierce Morgan, you know, it is funny seeing these documents in light of that interview because he said, "I've simply got to get back to my husband, you know, my dear families in Los Angeles." I got to tell you, Milo, I do have some bad news for you. If the Democrats get back in power in 2029, there's going to be a lot of ICE agents and a lot of budget with not a lot to do because they're going to be redirected to other work. And I think that, I don't know, I might recommend that JB Pritzker, President Pritzker, puts like an entire ice unit on the Milo beach, following your move, waiting for you at the airport if you ever try to come. They have a lot of flock cameras except for this. A flock only on Milo. Only Milo for the flock cameras. I don't think he's going to make it back. I've seen very little appetite among the mega right for his return. It seems like everyone seems quite comfortable with this deportation. Well, you know, a lot of them hated him. He was, if nothing else, he knew where all the bodies were buried. I mean, he was a guy who, he kept them on their toes and I think I'd afford it. In some ways, it would have been better, I think, for the left for Milo to stay in the country. But you know, the situation is what it is. Yeah, but will there is a thing called the internet and he can post and he's not like going down swinging, particularly when I'm peers and talked about how he cried uncontrollably about being detained and thrown to the ground. But like he hasn't really, if he does have a lot of arrows to launch, he hasn't really launched them. Thank you, right. And you know, there was that discussion after his deportation, people were saying, oh, he had his famous hard drive, the vault that he had five gigabytes on Laura Lumer or whatever. And obviously none of that has come to light. So it's why I think that that might have been open. I don't want to see anything on Milo's hard drive. I'm not interested. Don't know. Come on. You're selling yourself short, buddy. There's some stuff you probably are interested in though. Maybe a few Elijah, you speak to yourself. Speak yourself. I'm not. And you're just upset because you know, I'm right. Okay. That's the facts. All right. Anything else on my, I feel like we've devoted more than enough time to the guy. Okay. Moving on. We got a story about another. This keeps happening. This just keeps happening. There's a bag of pedophile. Let me guess. A bag of candidate who was at the United right rally this time, nominee for a public and house of representatives. He marched in the rally in 2017 in Charlottesville. We all know it very well. This one is from talking points memo, kind of Marshall Rossin, who won an upset victory in Florida's district 10, Republican primary last month. He 10, the Charlottesville rally. He handled it one. His victory came only eight days after a newspaper in Florida policy. politics, published an article detailing parts of his past involvement, which he has acknowledged with the League of the South, I assume we all know what kind of institution that is. So this does keep happening. We have other examples, not of candidates, but staffers. For instance, this John Huston staffer who was a Nazi, and he used a photo of SS soldiers in his Facebook profile. He did. Had you heard of this? They did the Nazi reenactments. I have not heard of that. And that's not something that I had heard of, like Confederate demands, celebrating the Rhodesia. Like this is like a little different level. It's like, I've heard so many. The Rhodesia thing is big. Right? Well, I mean, no. But they love Rhodesia. The Railroad Commissioner that did the racist post about the Indian kids at the Texas game. He is also supposed to know how much he loves Rhodesia. What's up with that? Well, yeah. So I mean, you know, folks, for those that don't remember Rhodesia, this was like, you know, they sort of white supremacist post-colonial state run by white people, later became a Zimbabwe. But yeah, these guys love the posting sort of aesthetic videos of white guys fighting in the Rhodesian bush against, you know, black freedom fighters. And you know, you can imagine what it's about. I mean, they see themselves as a besieged white minority. But yeah, no, I mean, it's very real. Don't Google Rhodesian bush, if you're right there. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The Nazi ring and the actual guy really caught my eye. I mean, you know, the right thing. It's not, you know, I mean, right? I'm surprised there's not more, you know, the right marchers running as Republicans this time. How did this guy get caught, Sam? Was it a flock camera? How did he get caught? The flock camera. Just some good old-fashioned, you know, bootstrap reporting apparently. But this is like, I mean, we've talked about this a bunch, but I think at this juncture, if you're hiring staffers on their public inside, you're more or less, you know, got a good chance you're going to hire a new Nazi. Can I say about the United right rally? I feel like his time goes by, like people, like forget, like just how explicitly white national instead was. Like it kind of gets lumped in with like the anti statue counter protests, they were tearing down the Confederate statues and the counter protests, but like in this period, where this was happening in Charlottesville, we had a, we had a good article in the bulwark called the Charlottesville hoax hoax talking about this, where it's like there was actually a, we should keep the, the statues up rally for just your normal. I like Confederate statues for juniors out there. That's not for me, but whatever, like there, this, there was like a particular additional rally. Like, no, we are gathering all of the various factions from these kind of white nationalist online groups and we're using this as a place to gather. And like that was where the, you know, the woman died, et cetera, et cetera. That's right. Well, my memory is right on that. Yeah, that's right. And you know, I'm glad you bring this up because this is a distinction to make here. I mean, because, because as you said, people like Dilbert creator, Scott Adams, people really led the charge to be like, hey, you know, Trump's saying very fine people. Well, actually, there were some very fine people on the, the racist side. And, you know, to be clear, this guy was not like some, you know, civil war buff who was just like shining up the statue or something. I mean, this is like a teaky towards guy, essentially. I mean, League of the South, that's like one of the main white supremacist groups that was there that day. And like in the action, biting people, stuff like that. So I mean, this guy is like a hardcore Charlottesville guy. I do. Yeah, I do. I do. Now that you bring it up, it is sort of lost in history, just how shocking that moment was that you kind of look up and suddenly there's dudes and teaky torches chanting Jews will not replace us. And you're like, it was pretty early on, too, in the Trump era. And it was a real kind of, I don't want to say inflection point, because that's a cliche. But it was one of those moments where they're like, oh, shit, like he's totally fine with this. And not only that, he's defending it. And it was a wake up call, right? At that point, there were still some questions about whether it was all kind of an act from Trump. And he was just playing footsie with these people, he's a metropolitan New Yorker. Of course, he doesn't really like this. And that was illuminating. And now all these people are forgiven and welcome back to the cause. And in fact, running for office and going to win. Can I ask you guys, I just put into the trio slack, a link to a tweet that was sent this week by the United right organizer, Richard Spencer, a famous Nazi, took a turn. And he did a AI spoof tweet of the picture of the students at the Texas game, celebrating up to the victory. It's all of the UT Indian kids, the ones that the right wingers were very mad about. And do you notice who they put there in the middle, put that in the middle? Good old JD. You don't have to hand it to Richard Spencer. I did, before I saw who it sent the tweet, I did chuckle. I did give it a little chuckle out of it. Is that wrong? I'm in trouble if I get a little chuckle out of that. No, it's, it's, it's a little wrong, I guess, you know, Richard Spencer, we were just talking about him in the office. He's been on this kind of weird, weird arc. You know, he had a kid recently, he married this gal named Radfen Hitler, also goes by the name hollow earth turf. And so, sorry, sorry, her name is Radfen Hitler. It's like radical feminist Hitler. Yeah. And so the name of the, the actual legal name of the kid is Radfen. That's the white. That's the white. Okay. Radfen Hitler and then her second handle was one is hollow earth turf, like a trans exclusive radical feminist, but you know, the Nazis, they believe there's like a secret society inside the earth, a hollow earth. And so they got married. And they're doing. Hold on. I did not know that about the Nazis. They believe there's a some of them do some of them do that's a gartha. You know, when people post these memes of like Trump meeting with these like giant guys, like they look like aliens, you know, at the White House, that's a gartha. Yeah. So, so any who, um, I just thought, sorry, this just started because the earth turf to ERF. Exactly. Exactly. And so basically she like hates all these right wing men because she's like these right wing men are losers, you know, they're nothing like Richard Spencer, I guess. Who by the way has really been packing on the pounds and he acknowledges it. It's a whole, that's his arc right now. But basically, these arc is more horizontal. There's kind of this interesting thing. And since Tim brought it up, I, I just wanted to highlight that like Richard Spencer now is kind of on like a Richard Hananiah thing where it's kind of like, yeah, I'm still racist, but I'm like too classy for these other racists. And so I hate them. He's not a Ukraine flag in his. Yeah, I believe you endorse Kamala, I don't, I don't think the Kamala accepted the endorsement. I don't know. I don't think they can't, I don't think they did a campaign event together, but I do believe you endorse Kamala. This one. Okay. Ha. But since we were talking about Charlottesville, I thought you guys might enjoy Richard Spencer update. I want to talk about the tall guys because I do see pictures every now and then where Trump's like with these tall guys names like, oh look, Trump captured aliens. Is that? Those pics aren't real Sam. Oh. No, but what, so these are supposed to be like creatures who live in the middle of the planet. Yeah, this is a big talk meme. It's called a gartha and it's this idea of this like kind of, almost like Tibetan, but also like white supremacist utopia inside the earth and the idea is that Trump is meeting with the agarathons. Jesus Christ, people are fucked. Well, I don't, this pumps up on my feet every now and then everyone confuses them with aliens. Yeah, I think Jen Alphas really into this stuff. Did not see Jen Alphas. In general. Okay. Not just. I mean, not all of them, but, you know, yeah, all right. Well, speaking of weird shit, I want to get back to one of our favorite candidates, not a congressional candidate, a gubernatorial one, Victor Marx. He's back. He has got to be, you know, we do occasional things on this guy and it's still kind of befuddles me that there's not more attention paid to this man. Like he's running to run a very significant state, and he's, and he's batshit. And this isn't like a state that, you know, this is a state like 20 years ago was pretty heavily Republican. Yeah. Yeah. One state right there. Cory Gardner. Yeah. He wasn't like completely lost to Democrats. No. But if a Democrat of this kind of species ran in a Republican state, and was this much of a whack job, like people would be appalled and obsessing over this. But Victor gets the pass. I feel like let's play the latest Victor Marx clip that is surfaced. And that's why we all cringe with politicians. So my background. My father was a drug dealer in a pal. Cool. That's how he relates to that. Yeah. That's it. You got a lot. I mean, famously, a lot of white drug dealers, you know. These are amount of white drug dealers out there. I don't I don't think that that's a profession That's really uniquely No, you don't you disagree with that saying you think that's professor is uniquely for brown people I bought drugs from white people Yeah, I mean if you ever bend to a grateful dead show, you know Like or a panic fish anything a lot of whites out there slaying in their wares Yeah, I don't know man this guy is insane. That's not even like top ten his speeches must be so crazy because now keep it Mine so his dad was a drug dealer in a pimp his stepfather made young victor when he was seven murder a guy were to believe You know, this is a Colorful story here. I don't think I'm much more written about this man. I feel like he's just like coasting I think If I could offer a theory and this is something I run into a lot in my in my career My my my beat Sometimes things are so crazy that it's like so big that the media like you see it You know, like it's just like like yeah talk talk more about that guy I actually I do have another Victor Marx update once again Colorado TV reporter Kyle Clark is on this folks may remember Victor was doing this thing where you could pay money to meet him But it didn't like go to his campaign. It just went to like a company. He owned and So he was asked about this and did Kyle Clark got new audio of Victor Marx explaining this where he was like Look, it's all above board. It essentially he says I was just covering up a legal campaign contributions He was like it was some kind of like a labyrinth scheme. I didn't quite understand But he was like I was just doing it to get around donation limits. Hmm Well, that makes sense You know it's worked for Trump with E line, but I guess my What I like to think about when I think about Victor Marx and This brings me some joy, you know, because I have a lot of the Wall Street Journal Republicans in my life in particular in Colorado So think about like my high school friends parents, you know who are who are Republicans and I kind of want to imagine like One of them hosting Victor Marx for like a fundraiser in their home in Cherry Creek You know and thinking that they're gonna get somebody that like you know wants to cut taxes and Maybe maybe put a 20-week abortion man on a state or something and other than that kind of let things roll on as usual and instead Victor Marx walks in And you know, he's like a guilty man Cajun Karate That brings a little joy. Yeah, they're like hey Victor the state property tax. I don't want to talk about that I've talked to the child when I was 10 Oh, Tim is a concubine Yeah, no Victor Marx is a character I feel like I'll miss him a little bit when he's gone. Assuming he doesn't win. Yeah, he's gonna win I wouldn't worry too much. Matt. Can we get the latest polling out of Colorado? I just kind of want to see if there's anything like if the unit if it's like 40% of the state is gonna vote for this guy That's shocking. I'm sorry. I'm shocked by that. No one should be voting for this man. It's insane Speaking of this message is sponsored by Quince You know those clothes in your closet that you find yourself wearing over and over again like this pink shirt that I wear all the time A sweater that goes with everything a perfect pair of pants or the tea that always comes right to the top of the drawer Those are the things that make getting dressed easy and that's what Quince does best I've been a quince shopper for a long time. 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Yeah, even if he was endorsed by Trump Yeah, and a bunch of a bunch of magas showed up to the polls that day and looked down and they're like Amir Hassan Tom Smith That's a good that's the salt of the earth American right there. That must be a lunchpale man Tom Smith Yeah, and I feel like Amir Hassan was a little bit Undone by the fact that they had just been demagoguing in subduals. I had in Michigan for like weeks and so they're like Can't vote for that name anyways k-file has this He looked apparently Thomas Smith had a copious amount of posts on Twitter. I'm shocked that you could confirm the account because that's such a generic name But anyways k-file reviewed some 13,000 archive posts from Smith's not deleted accounts Uncovered a substantially broader pattern of right far right rhetoric than previously reported Including repeated accusations of treason attacks on Muslim Americans and Islam Bertha style conspiracy theories about Barack Obama and posts in which Smith said he had been Awakened before dawn with a message from God for conservative radio. Oh, it was Dan Bonjino Um, I'm sorry. You started laughing. He was awakened But was a message from God carried by Dan Bonjino. No for Dan Bonjino. So this is the post I was awakened at 430 a.m. With a message from God for Dan Bonjino The majority of blacks are Christians the majority of Hispanics are Christians the majority of rights are Christians We're all brothers and sisters in Christ the bite of Christ is not divided God period share I don't know why God needed that to be conveyed to Dan You know It makes it sound like Dan Bonjino is just like this incredibly like religiously or racially divides the figure It's like we need we need you to chill Dan. I mean, it is crazy. Just wake it bursting awakening like Bungino, you know I want to kind of speak to something unsaid there at the text kind of some subtext Kind of like mr. Bungino deputy director of the FBI I guess at the time is just to talk radio house, but it's like black blacks don't need to be named in them. They're mostly Christian Hispanics don't need to be mean to them. They're mostly Christian. What was the other group you mentioned? Whites white They're mostly Christian. There's a group that's missing there, you know, there's a group. There is I was thinking about your neighbors actually your peeps in particular, but both you and your neighbors missing And I don't know that mr. Smith thinks that You know someone comes from our neck of the woods the Lebanese Israel border and not sure if they if he thinks that God's protection should fall on them Probably not again, though to be awakened at 4.30. I'm in a panic dream This is on to Dan Bungino Not like the biggest broadcaster the president the pope something like that. It's like I got to tell this kind of be to your guy And he's even tag Bungino in the tweet. Come on. I got to tell you a horrible decision by Dan Bungino and great for me For him to take that job as deputy FBI director it caused him a lot of stress. It looked like a lot of personal issues Didn't do any of the things that he promised that he was going to do as far as going after Donald Trump's foes create a lot of hard feelings And crashed in the podcast rankings. I mean if you're on the Apple podcasting is me and Dan were neck and neck for a while and now He's dropped. He's dropped like 20 slots You know, he's right. He's right here. He's right next to us. He's down next to like the matte wall show now blend back It's tough. God sent him a prophet and Dan ignored him. Yeah, he should have listened to Thomas Smith Thomas Smith again. This man is slated to be in Congress He also apparently kept corresponding with a Kai Trump account which happened to be a fake Trump account He just assumed it was the real one He kept tagging it being like, hey, can you get this info to your grandpa? Barack go bear bear gold corporation of Cano wants to move to the what the fuck? Please have him contact mark bristo at CEO. What is this man doing? This is true welcome stuff. I have to say like this guy You know the stuff about executing Americans and stuff that wasn't good But really at the point where you're tweeting at Kai Trump about like your gold schemes and dreaming about Dan Bonsino like I think that is like this man is like unfit to serve. I mean just in general A and we can put a picture on this screen if we have it yet, you know a gray hair gentleman Should not be tweeting at a teen girl. He doesn't know Under any circumstances. I mean like and it has to be a real a truly exceptional circumstance like not even like It's even a little weird to be like hey Kai great job in the golf tournament. So all you finished in third, like that's weird. And even just a generic nice note, any tweet of a team girl, like there has to be a really high bar for you to pass, sweet across, where that becomes appropriate. The idea though, like the point that side, which is a very valid point, but I just want to pack this a little bit more because it's so deranged. You fell for this fake account again, stupid. Does he think he's going to see his tweet and be like, yes, I'm going to call my grandfather, the president and have him contact Mark Bristow, the CEO corporation. Like Tom, what do you think? How does this work in your head? Kai Trump's gonna be, yeah, that's a valid tweet. Jarhead salsa is a Twitter handle. I'm going to respond to Jarhead salsa. That's by the way, I want to flag the reason his handle is Jarhead salsa is because he produces a marine theme salsa salsa. You love a Michigan based salsa. You know, that's really where I'm turning to. I want an old white man from Michigan to make me a salsa. We need to get our hands on some of that salsa. I want to shout out, Kristen McDowell, I don't know what she did in her life to like be blessed with this type, with like these types of foes, but that's a swing seat. She wins that swing seat, moderate, Democrat, good, good congresswoman. I don't know with it. With a name like that. With a name like that, how does he lose? Kristen McDonald's rid of it. What do you got against her name? It's a McDonald's. It's not Tom Smith. Tom Smith. I think she's a good shit. All right, fine, fine, fine. Okay, we got to get to our girl Alexis Wilkins country music sensation. Well, so cash had the hearing. I haven't talked to you guys about this. I talked to Jarhead about this. I thought the hearing was hilarious because of the whole exchange run beastiality. I couldn't like fathom that it within 10 minutes was just like, you know, are you are you defending the animals that are getting sexually abused like just like Adam. He's like, I cannot give an inch on this. Okay. If somebody got human traffic and then the human traffickers like put peanut butter on their genitals and then they got raped by a goat, we still have to include them as a possible candidate for the FBI. And to me, it's kind of like this is one of these outlier situations where I don't think you need to read the code, right? It's kind of, I think you can keep the BCLity code. And then if someone comes to you and it's like, Hey, I qualify for everything except this technically because I was human trafficked. And then the human traffickers forced a pig on to me. I just, I think you could go run that up the flagpole. And I feel like that's a weird one. But okay, I mean, I think it's fine as long as they check all the other boxes. Like I don't, I don't know that you need to codify. I'm with you entirely. How many, how many instances was the FBI presented of this? Like why did they need to change the policy? Maybe make an exception here and there. It's like an extreme circumstance. But to be like, you know what? This is the dragnets too thick on this one. We're catching too many people who been raped by goats. We were really short of agents like we have to change policy. And he was like dying on the hill. He just wouldn't bend. He was just like, No, you don't understand like the victims here are good people. It's like, how many people are we talking about? Can I tell you the worst? We'd have percent. I think, can we just do that? My most embarrassing tweet I ever sent. Okay. This was, this was a term, I'm Jeff Bush's spokesperson at this time. So I've had there been a trio back then. You guys could have had a segment about me, we're the third character. And the, the, the evidence to just come out. Yeah. Where Leo gets raped by a bear. Yeah. And I don't know what made me think to do this. But just like, Oh, the blue, this is before we had clod. You know, so I didn't, I didn't have, you know, super computer is going to do an apocalypse on us to ask a question like this. And so I just tweeted out like, is that possible? Like has a bear ever raped a human before? And the feedback wasn't positive. And that's weird. Like why? I'm Jeff's spokesperson tweeting about bear right? That's when you the campaign really wasn't going well. I was bushy. Okay. Paul's one good. Did you ask for people to clap at the tweet? Let's actually, we do have clod now. Should we do my dare put this in? Oh, one has a bear ever raped a human. Okay. So AI overview, there's no document in scientific records that show a bear ever raping a human bear attacks almost exclusively defensive predatory or protective. There are claims or rumors on the internet of bear sexual assault on humans. They have occasional service online. Most famously is false internet rumors surrounding a mulling scene in the Revenant. I guess you are the one who was probably promoting 10 million. Yeah, Jeb Lyshire's spokesperson. Yeah. It does feel like it's going to be tough, particularly you know, but anyway. I'm trying to find the true. Oh, here it is. I found it. I found the tweet. That was very easy. And you were right. December 1, 2015, 1150 AM, say any right? Are there any recorded examples of a bear raping a human in real life? Question mark. And people are like, what's the context? Someone responds, bra. Someone else responds, you lose Twitter. And then someone else says, you do realize Twitter is in Google. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Back to Alexis Wilkins. So let's play the segment where cash is asked about all the sort of expenses and stuff, including this FBI SWAT detail that he had to protect his country music sensation girlfriend. He doesn't take it particularly well. Let's play the clip. And quote, but in March of this year, after Elizabeth Williamson of the New York Times reported that you used a full time FBI SWAT detail to protect and drive your girlfriend, your agent's interview, your girlfriend about Mrs. William, Ms. Williamson's reporting. Is that true? Why are you talking about my loved ones who have been threatened based on this? I did not ask you. It's a yes or no question. It's a question that I'm going to answer it. I'm going to tell you your failure to answer as a affirmation. Your agent is wherever you want. Elizabeth Williamson's name through federal databases to gather information about her. Yes or no? You can say whatever lies you want. We're not going to participate. Lies. Is it a lie? Are you saying that that is not a fact? Stop targeting me in my loved ones. I am not. We have seen multiple people through our lives. I'm a big digital federal court based on this line of attack. Well, Tasty. Loved ones is an interesting word. It keeps using. Yes. That sort of seems like I guess a girlfriend didn't seem serious enough, but honestly, you know, partner parents hate that. You know, I hate that. I hate when the straights use partner. Yeah, you know, this is an interesting one. Wait, wait, wait. We don't want you to just move on from that. You just threw some little shade at you. Well, doesn't like that you stole his valor. Oh, no, I was just suggesting for cash. Other, you know, this issue of cash not marrying Alexis comes up in right wing discourse because people say, Hey, Cash, if you're spending all this money, you know, obviously, Cash has a lot of critics on the right. And they're saying, if you're spending all this money, maybe you could marry her, maybe you guys could live in the same area, you know, maybe you're having sex out of wedlock probably, you know, it doesn't feel very Christian. There's a lot to dive into. And so, you know, I think, you know, this, this issue of like what exactly are they has, has come up before. Do you see Cash's fox hit last night? No, he, uh, I don't know what was. Yeah. Well, what is happening there with his eyebrow? Oh my God. What happened? I have no idea. I mean, it looks like it's kind of like if they were both long eyebrow, if they, if you extended them both out, they could kind of fully connect because on the left, there's no top. And on, well, I guess on his right are left. There's no top. But then on the right, there's a huge top, like a wave. It's a very strange. It looks like it's drawn like when Trump used a marker to draw the hurricane on the map. It kind of looks like that. But for eyebrows, can we get the picture from his, uh, just still shot from his hearing to compare and see, because that is an intense pencil job on the eyebrow, if in fact, that is what it is. You think that that could be his natural hair line? I don't think so. The hair looks interesting too. Benny Johnson, like, you know, what it really does look like a Benny John, look, the styles catching on. I guess. So, all right. Well, if we can get an old still shot from the hearing, there it is. All right. It's normal there. It's pretty normal there, right? You know, I mean, I'm trying to like figure this out. So it would be a side. How would you get your eyebrow that high as the car? I can't do it. I can't. I don't know. Maybe it's like a Pinocchio situation, you know, where he's kind of lost control. Like, if you lift your eyebrows, it's the sides that go up, not the part in the middle. So that's, I don't know how to get his eyebrow like that. Okay. If they, if they weren't so anti, like it's kind of a drag eyebrow, you know, in a way that's I mean the drag queens like to do a dramatic brow like that and they usually have a little more symmetry. >> I'm trying to do it with my face and I just can't get my face in that direction. Seems impossible. >> Mm-hm. >> It's a joke. >> Yeah. All right. Last thing we have is, yeah, just last thing I don't think you, you obviously haven't seen this one. I, Brendan stumbled upon this, he was extremely excited, he thought he had a great find, turns out the daily show, beat us to it, whatever, still it's okay, it's fine. This guy Anthony Constantino, Anthony Constantino, he's running for the U.S. House to represent New York's 21st District. You might know that number, that's Elise Stefanik's old district. He is probably going to win. He's the CEO of- >> No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. He might win, but that led to you to say that was New York 21. >> Yeah, New York 21. >> He's running against Blake, I believe it's gender, gender, who is good, he's a good candidate, there's a punchball takeout on him today, it's like a farmer, kind of moderate guy, and the punchball story, I'm going for memory, but I believe said that the Republican, this guy that we're about to see, I don't know, you're about to show me about him, but his internal polls have Trump's favorability, 49-49 in this district, which- >> Okay. >> Well, you know, that's a puncture's chance, I think, and they got a strong Democratic candidate, I like that guy. >> Well, look, if Trump's not doing well in the district, this guy could not be more tied to Donald Trump. >> Okay. >> He literally put a vote for Trump sign on top of his tallest factory building, he runs a company called Sticker Mule. He also is a, I don't know what you want to call it, aspiring rapper, who has released a few tracks that I just want to play for you, Tim, is probably the biggest music kind of star on the site, and just give us your unvarnished take on whether this is, you know, up your alley. >> That's for gosh, you know, I know his work. I think so. >> He's standing next to him. That's, okay, let's do the other one, so let's just fight, fight, fight, right? Let's do this one, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump. >> You're using some auto tune there. >> Donald Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump. >> This is real footage of Trump, by the way. >> Okay. >> Kind of a really basic beat here. >> The food Italy, the camel had Trump on his tongue. >> Why would we want that? >> Okay. >> So, you might be wondering, does the song get going a bit more from that? >> No, I skipped ahead, I was like, okay, are we going to get some more verses? Or is it just our naming countries? >> I noticed, so we didn't skip to see the rap. Or usually people feature themselves in music videos. Can I, do we have, can I give a look at this guy, Anthony? >> Yeah, there's a, that's a rough rhyme there, it's not a bar. Okay, I gotta say, that's, that's not great. I'm like trying to think of a cop, like at the beginning I was thinking it's like really like a homeless man's version of like Will Smith, but that's to me, DeWill, I think. >> It's bad. DJ Jazzy Jeff, but I don't, I think that's even pretty rude to them. I'm trying, that's not my kind of rap, I guess I would say, at nuts, I kind of like a little of some alternative rap, some bars, some creative rhymes imagery, maybe a little. >> You don't think rhyming New York with New York, or the whole world to enjoy New York. >> New York. >> New York. New York. >> If we can get the still of him in the song that literally is just Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, where he talks about Italy, going to Italy, because the A, I didn't really work too well in that one. I think it's a picture of New York and he has a pizza and it's just his trombone. It's the lowest budget bullshit ever, I love this guy. I'm going to tell you, my arrows pointing up on Blake, Democrat, I think he's pulled this up here. I think he's a dairy farmer, I just think that's what people in upstate New York are looking for. Salt to the earth, dairy farmer, not going to get us into stupid wars, not going to do horrifically embarrassing raps where you run New York with New York. I mean, Zoran's old raps weren't great either, but you could tell you had a little flow. You could tell you had a little flow and you had to work on his craft a little bit and they decided, hey, probably politics aren't you about a rap for me. And you respect that. You want somebody that's going to try different things, Anthony, Anthony, that's negative. That's a zero. >> I don't think this is old stuff. Like this. >> It looks old. I think the Zoran rapping video, he looks like a college kid. Like do you want to think? It's like, yeah, you're in college. It's like. >> Not legitimately on Spotify, I'm looking at it right now. His album called Thank You President Trump was released in 2026. He's doing this right now. >> 2026. So after the Iran war started, after they didn't release the Epstein files, Anthony was like, you know, I'm going to do a Trump rap at the middle age. I mean, how old is this man? I mean, he looks, he looks terrible. A lot of these Republicans look way worse than their actual age. >> Yeah. >> Whoa. >> Whoa. What is that? What is that fit, bro? >> Kind of a scary image to see on the street. >> You can't be a rapper at that. He took up professional boxing at age 40. I'm learning about him right now. >> I see that as in his 40s, and he's starting on these very Trump raps. >> I'm on his album right now. These 20 songs, for a total of 28 minutes and 18 seconds, among the songs are Thank You Number One, Thank You Number Two, Thank You Number Three, Thank You Number Four, Thank You Number Five, Thank You Number Six, Thank You Number Seven, Thank You Number Eight, Thank You Number Nine, and then Thank You, featuring Roger Stone. >> When it's a prize you guys to learn that this guy is involved in like tons of mega internet drama, I will say I've never quite dived into it. I'm just constantly seeing like, for several years now, like fights over like the CEO's sticker mule. So this guy is like really mixing it up online. >> Okay. Can we assign you this? I want more. I'd like to know a lot more about this guy. My interest is peaked. When you guys sent it to, I heard that we were going to look into a magazine that is a rapper, and I thought it'd be funny, but I assumed it was, you know, one of these guys, he's running in an R plus 60 or a D plus 60 district, but this is, we have a swing state, a swing district-ish Republican who's doing like January 6th, wraps with Roger Stone and like, what? I feel like we should get more of this. >> I totally agree. Sometimes you just look up, you're like, what is going on? Who are these people? We got some guy tweeting at fake kind Trump accounts. A guy is talking about like-- >> Well, the swing district. >> Well, the swing district. >> I'm not the Michigan guy. >> This isn't a legit swing district. The Republican's held that seat a little bit ago, and KMR is on it now. >> Wow. >> This is just a popery of insanity right now for the Republicans, but it's good for Will, so that's helpful. Okay. We'll look into it right, Will. >> I'll look into it. Yeah. 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