Karen Interrupts Podcast, Ken Fights A Fan at Dinner, & Our AirBNB Address got LEAKED

- Actually-- - Yo, what's up? You want to join the podcast? - No, no, no. You're all here single, lone, no lady, no, no, man. - What? - Come on, no, no, no. - Imagine how crazy you were when she popped her head over the fence, as she sat in full-up production set up. - I have a selection of delicacies. You are going to have to guess what they are. (laughing) - I think that you deserve the right to shut down one of the toilets. - Some of my finest ones. (laughing) - I'm surprised the porcelain didn't crack. - So, you got a new car? - It was top five sea boys moments of all time for me. Spenny and I were bumping, nickel back, Dalton's hanging out the miniband, and we were just swimming up traffic. Ben was blacking in and out of excitement. - All right, Benny. - It's A. - It's A. - Congratulations. - You're your purchase. - Thank you, Ken. - It's a big milestone. Congratulations. - Thank you, Ken. - Thank you, Ken. - Wow. - This is amazing. - A man. - Beautiful start. - Cheers, can't thank you. - Beautiful start, too. - It's such a big day that shreds and banner matching their outfits. - We are matching. - Got a hat too. - Dude, I'm so fired up right now boys. - Boys floored a pod and Ryan with the beautiful set tonight, poolside. - The late one, too, boy. - 10.40. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm tired. - We just went and got dinner. We're ripping. - Yeah, I'm tired and I should be in bed right now but we're ripping a pod. - The vibes are high. - Let's get into it. - We just came from quite possibly the crazy ass. - Holy shit, that was an insane fart. - That was in a fart. - Oh, was that a duck? - Wicker chair. - Oh, carry on, sorry. - Dude, we just came from the quite possibly the craziest dinner I have ever been a part of. - Unreal. - And it was completely unexpected. A subscriber came up and he was firing. He was like, shred 80. - Losing his mind. - He wasn't wearing his shirt just for context. - He saw Evan and he was like, Cheeto, Cheeto. - Yeah, that was insane. And I'm like, what is going on? Is this kid drunk right now? Like it's spring break right now in Florida. So I was expecting that. And turns out he was just fired up 16 year old. - Yeah. And then his mom walks up behind him and is just like, you guys, you guys, life went open, life went open. All five of my kids, they've purchased everything. - Boys and girls, $500 I spent. No giveaway wins. - So yeah, she was like, I was like, oh, you must be mom. You must be mom to the kid that was fired up. And then I was like, have you met Ken? He's into moms and man did she love Ken. - Oh my gosh. That has to be. - What a bit. (laughs) - That mom had to be the most enthusiastic mom I think I've ever seen in my life. - I would disagree with that. - Is that the best mom you've ever met, Ken? - I think that was the best mom I've ever met. - She was a absolute sweetheart, but I would, as far as the way women react to Ken at a bar, that was mid-level. It was, I would call that, it was upper level. - It was a centric and over the top, but in a sweet way, she wasn't like trying to do anything, like in terms of what you prefer, Ken. - I mean, I would. - I disagree. - You must admit, you were on the opposite end of the show. - She was like crazy saying your name tonight. - I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that. - I didn't hear that. - There's a reason I have five kids, you know what I mean? - I know it's nice about a beach, you know it's nice about a beach, Ken? - I didn't climb you like a tree. - I've seen some wild stuff, I guess you're right. I didn't hear that. - When she was gonna climb Ken like a tree, I suggested that she could climb me like a stump, but she wasn't interested. - She could kind of just blow you over. - She just goes, "What was that? Is that what they call you a stumpy?" (laughing) - That was a very hostile dinner. Like, you know a lot of people coming up saying, what's up, when we're in groups and we go to a new place, it happens more because they're not, you know, it's just like you wouldn't expect to see us there or whatever, but people were like, it's like just stoked to see Evan. Like, and this happened to a bunch of different people, but they'd be like, Evan, Evan, you're my favorite, but you're Cheeto. And I'm just like, what the fuck? Like, what a way to disrespect all of us by being like, I like Evan, weren't you? But you're also Cheeto. - Yeah, well if I'm Cheeto, what are you guys? - That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying is like, or they'd be like, but you fell off. And then they just like, I'm like, and then I'm like, you don't fuck with any of us. Or they'd be like, rich, rich. My friend builds a better track than you. - He bought us all shots. - Dude, rich was just an innocent bystander catching strays. And then that mom was like, this is the gay one. - Right to rich, bro, we should say, no, the little context is she's on FaceTime with her daughter, but she bounces around to a dozen different people. - No, it was her niece and she was like, trying to set her up. - Oh, holy shit, she did. That was her daughter. - You didn't know what my face said. - You don't know what my face said. - I can't hear anything. - But either way, she gave her description, she gave her description to each person. She, I got terrible hearing. I was at the end of the table. - But she puts the camera in front of him and she goes, this is your future stepdad. And then-- - She was like, this is now your stepdad. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, I thought she was saying nice things about man that you should date. Saying nice things about most people. I can't remember the other ones. - That was about Gavin. She was trying to hook her daughter up with Gavin and then she was like, I'm taking this. - That's a wild scenario. - Yeah. - And then she was way more wild on our end of the table. - I thought she said like, oh, this is my niece. She's a cheerleader for the whatever, Tennessee Titans or something. - Oh, her daughter was like, was the Michigan or something. - Whatever, all right. We don't want to disclose too much information here, but I'm around a lot of loud noise. I can't hear anything anymore. - Yeah, I'm the deaf one here. - Yeah, you can't hear-- - What's your excuse? Like, I guess I'm not legally deaf like you, but I've just been around a lot of loud noises. - What? - And it's like, whatever. - We both can't hear that well. You probably can't hear worse. - What did she say about you, Ev? - I actually can't remember. If anyone remembers, feel free to insert. I don't remember. I guess my whole point-- - I can hear you can't remember. - The whole point that I was trying to make was she said something relatively nice about everybody, but she hits Rich with a, this one's gay, and then just moves on. Just moves down the line. - And a shitty track builder. - Just out of the blue, like he-- - He was a different guy that walked by. He goes, like Rich got called gay by one person, and then the other person that recognize go, "Hey, hey, my friend could build a track better than you." - And Rich wasn't even saying anything, like-- - He was just chilling, just chilling. - He was just trying to eat his cheeseburger, but he happened to be associated with us, and then he was just catching straights, dude. - Well, shit, how about the guy, or then her husband, that came up and put-- - Can in a full-down hit! - Whoa! - And he was so aggressive. - He came up and he thought, I was the one hitting on the wife, and I was like, you got the wrong guy, bro. - And then he had it on video. - Then he saw Red, saw Ken, and put him in a full Nelson. - I did not watch that. - He put him in a full Nelson. - You know, out of his chair. - You want to know how Gav's a good friend? Is he stood up and was evaluating the situation? He wasn't sure if he needed to get involved and break it up or do something, but he could tell Ken was laughing, the guy was kind of, it was obviously kind of a joke. - I don't know, I kind of think Gav's like-- - It was her husband, it might have been a different guy. - Oh yeah, Ken, I'm sure. - I'm sure it was just another guy. It actually was, I don't know, but we don't need to say that. - He could tell it was a joke. - Yeah, but he came in hot, and it looked, I thought it was real, but it was a joke. - That's what scares me about Shred 80, though, is 'cause he's got that big dog bark and a puppy dog bite. So he's there, he looks like he's gonna rip your head up. But if the situation gets real, that tails between your legs. - No, he couldn't back you up. - I wasn't ready to, dude. - He couldn't tear, go down on Rich. - He couldn't get involved and break it up because it was obviously a joke. Like if he wouldn't have got all serious, I'm like, "Hey, then it would've just been like, whoa, this is too much." - Yeah, I was dragged all the way to a neighboring table. You did nothing for stopping. - I was standing right there, I was in the, I was in the stand by keeping close tabs on it. The second that he grabbed Ben, though, that's when I was like, "Oh shit, that's might be kind of real." - He's down to let you get beat up. - He's my right back to the Airbnb. - Oh no, no, no. - That's where it crosses the line is when it goes onto the next guy. - Oh no, I know, you were joking with you. - Don't go first guy can get beat up. - Dude, you were like the known candidate of it. But once he started grabbing Ben, I didn't like that. - When he put Ken in a full Nelson, he almost body slammed him through the neighboring table. - Bro, that looked like he was, could he do that? - I was like, "What are you doing right now, bro?" - He was drunken kind of like-- - I thought Ken was going through our table. - You know, like kind of tiptoeing back and he was on stable. - Oh he was on stable. - He was on stable. - He was on stable. - I thought it was 100% real for like 10 seconds and then she goes, "And that's not even my husband!" And then I'm like, "Oh, who's this guy "that is taking Ken off of our table?" About to go on the ground and then bump into the other table. It's safe to say we cause the scene boys. - Yeah. - But we didn't even-- - The whole time through. - I guess we really didn't cause the scene. We were just laughing. - Yeah. - We were just my own business. - It was free. - We just got sat down for dinner and got handbushed. - Dude, there was literally-- - Force. - That's what it was. Spenny was the, when she called Rich Gaye and was saying nice things about everyone else. She gave Spenny the, and this is the guy that came out of the bathroom with dirty hands. - No, wet hands, wet hands. (laughing) But that's how the whole thing started. - No. - Me and the bathroom. - And there was like a group of 15, 18 year olds or whatever on spring break and we walked out and they just were like, "What the hell are you guys doing here?" And we were like, "We're just here filming a video." And then they were like, "Well, where's the rest of the boys?" And I was like, "They're here." But you got to find him and then the kid just ran through the restaurant with his shirt off. Yo speaking of CJ and I were at the house at the Airbnb that we're staying at Editing all day and the rest of the guys we're out filming bangers But I hear a knock on the on the door I'm like, hmm, what's a door dash maybe later or Amazon so I go and open it up And it's just like a very obvious subscriber standing there and was like Hey, I was like what's up? What are you doing? I quickly realized that he was wearing reckless golf merch and I was like how do you know we were here? That was like my first question that I asked and he goes I saw in the background of one of Spenny's Snapchats your guys location and I tracked you down apparently you had panned by the GPS on the vehicle screen So you must have been filming and somehow they could see the screen and they saw the street number They then showed up this is how rappers get shot the crazy thing was is I went back and tried to screenshot it And I couldn't even screenshot it what they might be future detectives of America I don't know but they did a good job. They showed up. I don't know what you want us to tell you I got to be more care They were nice kids. They were nice kids. They were they were nice kids But then shortly after that, you know, we take a picture with them and we go back inside and then shortly after that I'm sitting with my back to the door Oh, yeah, but he would you you really You know how you sit when you're at it Bro, why you got your back? I don't know why Ben edits in this form. I guess he must just feel comfortable I feel as if he's showing off but you can see me in the background of him the hunchback of Notre Dame But like dude Ben's kind of got it like popped in hardstake. I don't know. He's got good posture I got a commitment Thank you Ken Ken was turned on So I'm sitting there editing and then I I just like I feel the presence of somebody coming in I'm jumpy at this point. I'm like oh these people are just fucking walking in now Yeah, and turn around to save the I turn around and I see somebody walking in the door like walk already door shut Walking up to me. I'm like holy shit, and then I realized that it was Gavin and that and then I was another jump surprise But yeah, how did I had the bit go today boys B team. B team got demoted to maybe D team On my end it was a full on disaster Spanning why don't you just tell everyone listening what a big game you were talking before we left Well, I was excited to go hit ebikes at the skate park today and I've been thinking about it for forever Just because I love riding bikes at it at skate parks. We pulled to this park and Rich's got like two altises and the second I unloaded it and jumped on it I was like this thing just doesn't feel good. I just didn't feel good on it the second I got on it I'll tell you where the real problem was there's another dirt bike guy There's another dirt bike guy that was clearly being there Made spending uncomfortable. Oh, no, there's no magan. It was made me nervous No, I've never seen you so stressed in my life. I was in stress. It was chill normally you come ride with me and Mike And you just show off. I was sudden you had some worthy opponent and dude That was literally the that was the worst I've ever rode today probably ever from Ben and my standpoint We were back. You know, we knew we were gonna have to stay there editing. We're like, okay These guys are going to go to the skate park. They're gonna ride these ebikes in the skate park Axles gonna. Would you realize who is being sent to the skate park me Ryan Ken I mean seem like a foolproof plan a few guys that are over there All right, you're gonna ride the bikes. You're gonna jump around and you're gonna make a segment It seems sick on paper. It seems really sick Let me give some context here. So right before they leave Ryan was like we're gonna go hit the the skate park with the ebikes And I was like perfect Axel Hodges is in town. I was just talking to him He was wondering what we were doing. He said he's got his bike and he he wants to film something I'll call him up and see if he wants to hit the skate park with you So I call him I go yo, they're hitting the skate park. Do you want to go with him? He was like, yeah I'll show up. Let's run it. I was like sweet. I let the boys know I let Spenny know and immediately he was just like chessed out Chessed out and he was like, Axel Hodges is gonna be there It made him nervous. Is he gonna be riding? Obviously he's gonna be riding. I think he might be riding. Well, that wasn't an issue that wasn't the issue So we show up We show up to the park. So you weren't nervous. So just to clarify. Well, yeah, maybe a little bit Bro, you put your helmet on in the air being beat You hit a gas station on the way and drove an hour and it never came off Yeah, well, I was just wanted to make sure I was prepared. It was a big day It was supposed to be a big day at least so walk me through it once you got there. How did it all fall apart? So I don't really know how it fell apart when we get there and Right off the rip we start on skateboards me Mike. Ev is on a BMX from Walmart and Ryan's kind of running the show You know telling us where to go and we're getting all lined up like we're running pretty solid We're running and not not a dison Ryan at all but between like Ryan and Dalton are really running the film program Potentially have the least amount of skate park experience Ryan really did take control No business being on a scooter in a skate park. No, no and Ryan really did take the reins like he did a great job in Trying to keep us aligned. He did so we got we got into the skate park and It felt like a normal film day, but then guys started yelling at us guys started getting mad very quickly Ravkan scooter You give me a five-second description and what you want me to fucking do you got the Can you not hear me? So we get into the park and Sina you can't see me. I carry on I was a hundred percent the problem in the skate park because I'm on a scooter Who's a big guy on the scooter? That's what we got Dalton we got Dalton running around with a set of lame green short shorts It doesn't know park bro Dalton Ryan are barking orders at me I'm like I can't do that and You guys know how I am I don't know how to say but like I'm like like I don't like public pranks and stuff You know I like he's I don't know what I'm trying to say But like I Well, no and that will that's what I was getting to but I this applies any situation golf courses and golf course Whatever and I just like know how it should be like I grew up. I've been at skate park my whole life And there's just an etiquette. It's like if you're not running a line get the fuck out of the way and whatever But we've got like five guys that clearly don't belong at a skate park run around in whether they're wearing booty shorts or holding the camera Or whatever they're doing and and the locals are like local but they're like local locals Local they're all posted up. They got music playing. They're smoking. They're having beers and they're older They're like probably in their 30s and 40 like they've been running this park forever and we roll up like nine deep Idiots full blown idiots bro. I was trying to smooth things over before we even had a problem I was already like like I see Dalton's cutting someone off and I'm like, hey, sorry about him Like I'm I'm literally trying to buff things out before things get started. So where did it all go wrong? So the skate. Yeah, this sounds like a great video the skateboarding bit. So Ken Ken started us off on the scooter on the wrong foot You were pushing with the wrong foot or what? No, no, I just I don't know the whole skate park etiquette things So I'm just don't run into anybody is basically you showed up on a scooter. That was already. I showed up on a scooter Yeah, I could hear laughing at me from across the skate Is this dude doing on a scooter ripping a visor helmet not even just a regular scooter either an e scooter an e scooter Honestly, a regular scooter would have been better than running an e scooter E scooter was was convenient, but not ideal. So then Ken is trying to hit the three-set stares at in the center Don't orchestrate a massive stunt The center of the skate park You know you get to the skate park. It's packed. There's 30-40 people You know you got to get to the later the land and the thing is like even if you like know how to do stunts You still kind of got to get the lay of the land. You go with the flow like you take turns like that guy drops that guy drops That guy drops that guy drops like you all share the space and say out of the way we pull up And then just barking orders like - Yeah. - Jam, everybody up and this guy in the scooters about to throw 'em down the stairs. - People had to be like, oh shit, this guy's about to-- - What's going on? - We already pulled up with the camera and everybody's already looking and Ken lines up to the three-set and then goes rides the scooter down the set. - I turned the lights on too, all the pace. - I was just like, this guy's a fuck outta here. - And then they're like, all right, these guys are full-bown idiots. Like, we either need to beef 'em or they need to get out of here. Like, they can't just come into the middle of the parking. - While this is happening, I'm actually going over to them and trying to pretend I'm not with the guys I'm with. - There's so many dynamics here. Meanwhile, Spenny's magging Axel Hodgkin. - Whoa! - Yeah, what is Axel doing at this point? - He weren't magging, we weren't even magging. - Axel hadn't quite pulled up yet at this point. - Yeah, he hadn't even pulled up yet. - Okay. - So Ken throws the scooter and then he goes and picks it up. And as he's picking it up, I see this skate guy drop into the bowl towards him. I'm like, oh no, this isn't good. And he rides straight up to Ken, pulls the scooter out from underneath them and throws it across the park. Like, I'm not even kidding you. - This sounds amazing. - This sounds like great fun. - What is insane. - Why are you guys saying this is insane? - As Ryan and Dalton are still just barking orders at me. I'm like, go get your scooter. - I don't get it, you need it. - The three set better, you need it better. We're trying to get it out of here. (laughing) - This is a three-part series. Then I love how one of the locals ends up asking. He goes like, oh, like what's you guys this channel? What are you filming for? Everyone just is like, I don't wanna say it. I wanna say it. - I'm so embarrassing. - Transworld scooters. (laughing) - Really just when Spenny walked through the door of the Airbnb, I turned around and I was like, how'd it go? And Spenny's just white. He's just a ghost of himself and goes so bad. (laughing) - Well, Ryan just swirmed out of it. - So I immediately go, did you get hurt or what happened? - He's like, worse. - Underperforms. - Underperforms. (laughing) - Dude, this sounds like it's better than if you would. - It always hurts when she tells you that, doesn't it? - Yes. (laughing) - I was just bummed. I was just bummed. I had a big plan to go to the skate park and mean actually we're gonna go. - Yo, what's up? You wanna join the podcast? - No, no, no. Yo, we're clowning on a bunch of women of rain intent and you're all here single, lone, no lady, no nothing. - What? - Come and get him. - No, absolutely not. - Just the fence, come here and you. - Who's the lady? - No, come and get him. - Come and get him. - Come join the podcast. - What? - That was not a heavy guys. - What? - We were clowning on anybody. - We're talking about scooter kids. - I don't know what happened there, but that was it. - What the fuck? - Back into the pod. Imagine how weird she was when she popped her head over the fence. She saw it full of production set up of a podcast. She's like, "Oh, what the fuck? I was confused about the conversation. Now I'm even more confused." - That was hilarious. - What the fuck was that? - I don't know what that was. I don't know. Can we continue with this podcast? Or should we just shut it down? - We gotta go get her involved, oh my God. - We need her to see what she's got to say. - Do you wanna jump the fence and just come over here? - I think she went back inside. - All right, well anyway, we'll get back into it. - All right, back to Axel. - Where were even where we? I just literally just fully lost it. - That was the craziest leg. (laughing) - What the fuck was that? - We thought we were talking. - Come about, take some braided tin. - What conversation was she listening to? - Don't disrespect your whole time. - I'm talking about Ken trying to jump down three stairs on a scooter. - Does anybody say anything about a girl on this podcast? I don't think they have. - No, we're talking about Ken's, that mom. - Just the one girl at dinner, bud. - Oh, true, yeah, the mom. - You weren't talking crap, aren't you though? - No, she's a lovely family, amazing, lovely family. - I gave her a discount code, actually. I hope she uses it. - Did you actually give her a real discount code? - I did, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I just don't go to it. - If she doesn't use it, I will be disappointed. - How much percent off, one percent? - I did 20, I might bump it up to 50. - Well, so anyway, so we were at the park and. - Yeah, where were we? - Where even were we? Can somebody spy, rhyme were we? - So you're there. Apparently some shit didn't go like you planned, but it suddenly went great. - Yes, that's the only bad experience with the woman I've had abrated to so far. (laughing) - I just edited the discount code, it's 100%. - Good, she's getting 100% off. - Well, there we go. - We sorted things out on that. - I'm sure it did. - All right, so you crashed your e-bike or something? - We get the e-bike out. - Axel was there, you were embarrassed. - I mean, before the e-bike came out, perhaps, 'cause I'm a little more of a BMXer than a skater. Unfortunately. (laughing) - Where we were at was Ken was about to get in a fight with the one guy at the skater. - Oh, oh. (laughing) The dude you was getting a fight at. - The dude threw the scooter and started pressing me. (laughing) And then walked away. - Well, no, but I'm like, but that second dude, don't forget there was actually two dudes. It wasn't just. - I'm like a very non-confrontational guy. - Ken, you got in three fights today. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) Dude, no one gets him more fights, he can't. - So, he wakes up out of bed and he's like, "I'm gonna have to fight some." (laughing) - So people still. - They're never fist fights though. Just verbal fights. - So it's like, he sometimes he ran over his body though. - I'm just gonna not fight back, 'cause I don't have, I don't wanna be the one. - It's a lot of what? - I'm clearly in the wrong. - You charge him though. - I'm clearly in the wrong kind of body. - This is the same plan, it was gooter in a skate park. Being a complete idiot, I'm not knowing what I'm doing. Like, I'm the one in the wrong here. Like, there's no reason for me to try and press my case. - At least you know where you stand. - So yeah, dude, press is me. I'm kinda like, uh, sorry. And then just kinda let it go. Another dude, press is me. I kinda like, hmm, fuck, that's my bad. - The skaters were not just skaters. - The skaters were not stoked on Ken and then. - And why did they keep coming up to you? - 'Cause I can't believe that. - Dude, they didn't like Donald and Ken. - Actually, like, didn't like Donald. - No, dude, I straight up, so then we started rowing. - We started rowing. - It wasn't any, it was solely because they were just running around in everybody's way. It wasn't like, they had a fair case. I'm a more shout out. - I know, I know, I'm a, yes. A hundred percent. - I did cut a guy off and almost, he did almost crash into me. - You had to jump off his board and try to save himself. - I did say sorry. (laughing) - All that matters, Ken. - I said sorry. - Ed didn't fix it. - So I have jumps on his BMX bike, and we proceed to keep filming after Ken's scooter gets launched in the center. - Well, why would you stop so far? You're getting goals. - We're getting goals. - We're just sounding like goals. - Well, you know, fortunately we were able to find Ken and Adequate scooter at Walmart. Walmart didn't have Adequate BMX bikes. - Okay. - The quality's just not quite up to snuff. - Okay. - Which is actually really sad. Because if you spend like 120 bucks on a bike and it looks visually, you look at it, it looks like a professional level BMX bike. The tires were split down the middle half white, half black, it was sick, pegs, gyro, like a lit bike on a wedge. I catch about two feet of air and the wheel, front wheel, I've never talked with a wheel so bad at my life. I was over the handlebars on the ground. It was just hilarious. I'm like, this can't even be real. - Well, I catch, I catch a foot maybe two feet of air and the wheel just nukes. - The first hit. - The first hit. - The first thing I did, I didn't even get to do anything. - Zero clips. - Absolutely, zero clips. - And it has nothing to do with the burgers. - Is that you? - I do wanna say, did you look at the tag on the bike? It said for ages 12 to 16, you are clearly more than 12 to 16. - And wait, and believe it or not, you were actually above the height limit of this said bike. - It was crazy. A 20 inch BMX bike is made for like anybody ever, but on the Walmart tag it said five feet cap. - My favorite part is when you bent, he's like, I can maybe get it back and he bends the wheel back and he's riding around. I'm like, it was hitting both sides of my fork, but I was still trying to ride it. - See this on really funny. - So then, so then was my turn to ride the e-bike. So I go on unload this e-bike. Axel has already pulled up now. He kinda like, what-- - He walks into this town, so. - Me and Axel kinda cruise around the track, like the skate park and we like scubs and stuff out. He didn't really seem too stoked on anything, but I had a couple of lines that I was like, all right, I can definitely hit some stuff here. So I'm like, yeah, what do you think about this? Like jump up here and jump that over this little tree and he's like, yeah, what, sure. So then, it's like whatever, totally doesn't matter. It was chilling and so I go grab the e-bike and we start filming and then he just, he just bounces instantly. He just instantly bounces like he's just gone. I didn't even see him leave. Did you guys see him leave? - The hotel man has moved our cars and then everybody dissipated. - True, true. So we got in trouble because we parked in the wrong spot. So we had to move our cars. - So what did that, what did that call look like? - It's a hotel call. - As Spani was unloading the bike, I had to unlock the car to let him get his helmet and all that stuff. - And the hotel full kick stuff. - As we're there, the hotel manager comes up and it's just barking at us. - You guys, you guys, you guys, you step right in front of us. - Forth fight, forth fight, forth fight. - You got to move your cars. Oh, I'm gonna get them towed. - Yeah, no, they were actually saying the tow trucks were on the way. They were like, tow trucks are called. - Guys, it just couldn't do anything right there. - No, that's what it felt like. - That's what it felt like for me. - Oh, we were, we were L's left and right. It was-- - But a lot of these L's sounded very entertaining. I wouldn't say that. No, no, no, it was better to mess up I wish we could have got the hotel lady on camera, but Yeah, the craziest edit of all time insanely jazz Yeah, you guys just looking fucking cool. I thought it was gonna really go that I was like dude This is what we do on our days off This is our time to do the shit like this is gonna be the shit and we were stoked for it A little wheel and then do it dude. I so I hit one cool jump that wasn't even that cool and then It was pretty cool. You you got a good one in I got one good jumping and then I was there's this little boob thingy that like There's this little boob thing that I tried to like do a little brake slide on and I slid it and just fully washed Tuck the front let alone. I'm riding riches brand new altos zero scratches zero hours on it And I full on front tuck and slide all the way down into the bottom of the bowl and like these guys Already think that we're dumb because Ken got his scooter thrown and then now there's a kid on the e-bike crash in his brains out Sliding down not to mention the idiot that just pulled up and tacoed his bike in three seconds Honestly, the skaters actually the skaters love love my deal because you know, I'm the only bike I was the only bike there at the time and I'm sure they're just like look at this fucking guy on this bike I do one stunt and just get fucking owned The skaters were laughing So we're encouraging me straighten it out try it again. Yeah, they were stoked the skaters were actually stoked with them They want to see him fall again, so then we get rolling and I'm like setting up this little line after my first crash I'm setting up this little line and Dalton standing on the edge of like this manny box And there's this BMX guy that pulls up and he goes he looks at Dalton. He goes, "Hey! Get the fuck out of the way!" And I'm just I turn around and I'm just like and then Dalton and Mike and Ryan are standing there I think and they're like, "Who?" And he's like, "You!" And Dalton's like, "Me?" And he's like, "Yeah! Get the fuck out of the way!" The problem was is like, my opinion on that situation was is He actually sucked so he wasn't a good school. No, he was the only BMX dude that showed up later and he like wasn't that good No, like a lot of these skaters that, you know, whatever they were actually shredded, so like I get but you can't pull up and start talking shit If you can't even ride. He kicks Dalton on the line and And he comes up and I'm like, "Oh, this guy's gonna do something crazy if he's getting pissed at Dalton for standing like in the two-foot area." Look like Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah, and he hops on. He goes 60 there that time. Dude, he rides, he rolls into the bowl, pops up onto the ledge, does like a three-second manual, and then drops it and just rides all the way around the corner past Dalton And I was like, "Dude, he got mad at Dalton just to do that." He was trying to be too core for no reason. Yeah, just like getting pissed for nothing. That's what they thought about Evan when he's Evan's playing all buddy buddy with all these guys. Hey, sorry about these guys. There's like finally someone that's one of us, and then he goes up and tackles his feet. Runs real kibs out. Gives out on the takeoff, not even the landing. Did it give out on the takeoff or the landing? I was on the grump before I know what happened. You know, this is the most anticipated video bit of all time. Dude, I need to see this funny. I think it sounds better than it was. This story is longer than we were at the skate park. Here, I'll wrap up an skate park pick, and I just want to say, you know, I haven't talked to Axel about this at all. I haven't heard anything from him, but I would assume the reason why he left is because he showed up. It was a packed skate park, and he's like, "I'm not going to ride my dirt bike." No, there was nothing for him, and he was blown the spot out. Just looking like idiot, he's like, "I think I'm going to just scoot out of here. I'll see you guys tomorrow." No, 100% is what I was. I'm just going to say that for his sake, and you can't blame him on that. Well, I hope the people liked the video because it was pretty embarrassing to film. I'm going to be honest with him. Sometimes it's better to be looking like an idiot than to even do something really cool. Have you ever watched a C-boy's TV? What do you mean? This sounds perfect. Yeah, I guess it is. It's right on par. Pride on brand. Well, in that case, should we get Shred 80's Gifts rolling? What are you talking about? What are you going to do? Bring your order in and get some ice coverings on your face though. All right, all right. I got you. Here we go. It will be a second, but you are going to have to wear a T-shirt. No, you're going to have to wear a T-shirt over your eyes. Give me a T-shirt. I will, I will get it. Oh, Gav, are you excited? I'm going to say that. Are you scared? Oh, dude, I get too many gifts from you guys. You love it. Don't act like you don't know this. I love it, but it's kind of scary every time. Like what's it going to be Dr. David walking through the door? You'd love that, wouldn't you? I would not love that. If the best three really ride around the internet pulled up, you're going head there. He's going to be in the van race tomorrow. Are you going to clean him out or what? I might have to. Even though I'm in half a van, I'm going to have to. We got a half a van. Did they give him a full van? No, they cut all the vans in half. What tomorrow's van race is half a van? Awesome. Yeah, it's like, just for wheels, which will be good. No real wheels. Nothing. Nothing there. It's just skidding. What? It's just skidding. Thankfully, we have four cages this time, but we are driving half vans. It doesn't work. We've cut a vehicle on half before it. It doesn't work. It works for donuts. It'll work. No one can drive. You can't turn. We stalled out on highway 11. We had to get this skid steer. We're going to see what happens because we have 12 vans cut in half. Aren't you a three wheel guy? Not a two wheel guy, though? Turning into a two wheel guy tomorrow. You have like a dolly over here. A baby, a baby, a baby. Ready? You guys have really gotten weird since you went to Australia, but carry on. We just do them too much fun. I know. We got both of you guys. No, no, we can hear the truth. What really happened? I know. Talk to us, baby. Tell us what really happened. You tell him what happened. I know you told him, Spenny. Tell him what we've heard. We've heard both things. We're good there. We're good. How is that Cummins wheeler? Oh, insane, dude. In freaking saint. It's 12 valve in a four wheeler. You ever seen something like that, Mike? Oh, I blew my, my jaw was literally on the floor, bro. Shout out to John freaking hall. Very clean build. It looked very, very impressive build. It's insane, dude. Yeah, they had a blown out 12 valve and I'm like, what do we do with this motor? Build a giant four wheeler around it. Yeah, four wheeler behind it. Cool it through through the whole frame back up to the radiator. Yeah, it was pretty insane. It was a pretty technical build. We've been talking about doing that with your old motor. Run it for a three wheeler. Please, let's do it. But I think it's like very extensive by the sounds of big wrenches size when I mention it. All right, what do we got? We'll talk about big wrenches size. This is going to require you to be blindfolded for the duration of the podcast. No, no, just the duration of the test. Okay, but you're going to have to wrap the towel around you guys. Ken, that's my toe. You can tell there's racing stripes on it. Things are just, things have just been kind of off ever since that lady yelled at us for just being single and sitting here. Yeah, what the, she doesn't know about that. Mike's, Mike's married. Mike's married. These guys are engaged. We're not that single. I'm pretty single. I got a girlfriend. I guess I'm not that single. I just took a date to the mud park. Just kidding. I'm sure she was just having a bad day. I feel like we should order a chocolate basket to her front porch or something tomorrow. I'll leave a chocolate basket on the front. We'll send Evan over after you continue. I do feel bad. I mean, we're sitting outside in a neighborhood at 1120 at night in the middle of Florida, but it's Florida. Sorry. Yeah, what are they're active about? They're active on a Thursday night. I guess. I didn't say anything bad. So I was having a pretty funny laugh yesterday. We were going to grab groceries. We were going to grab snacks for the Airbnb. It was pretty funny. We go to the liquor store first and Ken's pushing the, the grocery cart around the liquor store. That's like he's grocery shopping going through every single aisle. That's a good liquor burn run when you need a shopping cart liquor store. Literally, looking at the labels in the down. It's down. I'm ready to go. Hold on, Gab, let me fix your. He's looking. He's looking. He's cheating. He's cheating. Dude, he's always a cheater. He's always trying to cheat. You are a cheater. You just tried to look. You are trying to cheat your Gabby. I'm just going. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. You're not easy going, bro. All right, Gab. What do we have here, Ken? What do we got? I have a selection of delicacies. Such as? Such as you are going to have to guess what they are. Okay, hand them over. Okay, we're going to do it one by one. No, I'm going to put it in your mouth so you cannot-- You're not like this. Cannot feel what it is. It's nothing that's going to kill you, and it's nothing that's going to harm you. Please, guys. I'm going to make you stronger. Please, guys. You might like some of them. You might not. Ken might like it more than you do. I do not like it any of this so far. This is a crazy, you're going to do it. Ken, why are you taking your pants off? All right. All right, the first one's going to be a hot dog. This is-- Gavin, Gavin, stand still. This is-- Deleccacy number one Just just okay mouth open mouth open a little bit wider Our Cheeto normal Cheeto normal Cheeto, okay? All right, one for one. Yeah, one for one. Okay Next up next up okay next up you're gonna have to guess specifically What this is there are many variations. This is a specific kind. Okay, let's go Like a dried fruit mango All right, that was incorrect. Yes, second guess. What do you think the second guess is chocolate? And what was the chocolate in nothing crazy Jesus Christ it was an Eminem cookie. I didn't know I've never had an Eminem cookie With a little with a little Okay, this is this is gonna be some reboot what flavor reboot do you think it is? Give it a reboot at this time of night What's to it? What flavor is it gonna go all night? Seriously bomb pop Okay, this one's a little fork. I don't like that. No fish, please. I just asked no seafood a bit I'm gonna put the fork in your mouth. I'm gonna fork deep. Please don't be fish Just let her rip if you need buddy This will call me down this will call me down this will call me down. What do you think this is? Oh, you're fine. This one's good. Yeah, this is a sweet open mouth sweet. I promise you bro No clue what that was that was something else. I'll give you a hint. Evan had about 15 of them last night Wasn't a snowball. What was that? What Twinkie? No, there's a lemon cake Vanilla cake vanilla cake Okay, next one gav we're gonna put in the next one now look up to the sky and open up your mouth gav , oh shit oh shit oh what was that? That was fancy feasts trout feast Lady next door got me what is going? Oh my god, well, if you're not gonna sample this last one. I'm gonna sample it Don't knock over the camera. Be careful be careful. Wait, he's yeah, yeah, I don't like the smell All right gav. Well, this this last one is a raw oyster. Can still go in this is gonna be my Oh, you're blocking my camera view you guys can the savages putting back this one is a raw oyster and this is my favorite treat Oh, I got what a bug That smells bad. I don't get that worked up. That was bad I got a whift of it there and it went into my downpipe and it was not good That was insane guys actually. That was a terrible oyster How did it taste gav? How did it taste gav can why didn't you save this till the end of the pot? Why do you hate seafood so much? I just hate it. I'm a landman. Wait, so that was literally just tuna. No, that was cat tuna He was 79 cents didn't even swallow Bro, you truly don't like seafood. I hate it. I mean the fact that that just touched your mouth Spenny let us down that path, and I couldn't resist Have you had a previous experience with cat food? I don't want to talk about it, but yes in Australia Well, unfortunately, you're gonna have to fuck it talk about it. Yeah, I'm there for about an hour And he's brother cool How did your girlfriend show up? Gav you want to come try this really good chip as you guys already heard next thing You know she hands me the chip. Well, it's not bad kind of salty I just like it, and then I swallow it. It's catnip never a good good sign Especially after I know it's not even funny. I didn't do anything gav I didn't have anything to do with that I can't actually man to that one himself I love you brother. Thank you, bro. Can you almost got to go and get like a wet wipe cloth or something? Yeah, we actually got like shreds is just slipping and sliding in his own pew craze No, but I'm a I'm about to add to the problem if we don't kill this smell I I swear I'll go like three days in a row and I eat about like one meal a day like three days in a row and Met fourth day I make it until about midnight and then my body tells me eat the fucking kitchen Oh my gosh, yeah, if you got some on your boots. I think I might throw it dude dude Stop fucking using your hand gav just spread around with your feet. Oh, you have a lot of puke on the heel of your boot I'm gonna wash your head like I just watched you grow I've got tears coming on guys guys. Come on. That's got to be the first ever throw up guest on the pod No, no, there's been puke hot challenges and yeah, I puked once on tequila. Hey, you can watch my shoes. Oh my god Don't get that on me. Man, things have been going off the rails ever since you tried to hand the reins over to us Great you can me guys are doing great. Yeah. No, this is this has been amazing. Let's just say B team demoted to D team is kind of firing right now It might be a plus team. It's actually kind of been ticking me off that spenny keeps calling us the beat. It's funny So the reason why I've been saying that we're the B team is because on Thursday's Ben and CJ and Dalton are out editing the video to drop And it just seems like it's like Ryan me Evan Ken and whoever else is just not doing any work And we just go out and try to make something of the day and the brother Talking in that tire was some serious work He's been working on that for a couple of years You know how many burgers I had to eat to fold that really this didn't happen overnight Working Ed for a while Evan's like is my career a joke to you? Let's just say things are coming around for us. Listen spreads. Uh, you may have some of your cheek No, no, it's okay. It's okay. It's a little bit higher a little bit higher. I'm sorry if I don't don't please don't jump in the pool I'd be fine with that because I was thinking about swimming in there later. I got you bro. If I had known that was happening Do not push me. I want you've had he's actually had enough. You've actually had enough happening I'm sorry. Yeah, really good a little plugged up now. I'm a buzz ball max max grab the buzz ball Grab the big go the big Yeah, that'll get his health up at least it's shield last night when we were shopping So it was me spending was kind of in the middle of the story But is me spending in Ken and we were tasked with going on you know a food and liquor run and We're at the liquor store and Ken's fucking shopping. Like it's the grocery store with your mom where you go through every I Literally pick up like I'm not kidding you know, like I mean stuff. I'm he's looking at and putting it back on the shelf putting it back on the Yes, then he grabbed another one he brought that in. Let's get two of those and then So anyways, I'm like making sure we're getting stuff for for certain people in the group because I didn't want us to spend an hour Going to get this stuff. He's like those for Ryan. Yeah, and it's like what do we get for Evan? Let's let's get him a big go I just knew you would love this have cuz it's blue. It's like the blue potion off fortnight. It's the big pot. He loved it But then not only did we surprise I'm a horror for buzz balls. We surprise them with 50 what was it 56 devil eggs or something and he was pumped about that The most exciting ever seen Evan surprising with that and the devil egg platter came a Lamborghini. Well better than that because we've done that and it was a better reaction The big problem was is I mean, well, I guess you were getting there But you introduced me the challenge like Evan. Can you whack 50 devil eggs? Yeah, I did I did ask him if you want to eat them all once the problem is it's been at least a year if not longer since I've gotten a Proper seafood boil. I love seafood boils So I went fucking huge Here to my friends you ate a bunch of I went really big on the seafood boil a bunch of crab legs a bunch of sausages Sausages bunch of shrimp. That's insane. He did all one sitting all while being Absolutely just sitting on like a bucket of butter Hey, a bucket of butter and really and Cajun season. Can we talk about what happened before we got our Let me let me say let's wrap up the egg talk More of the story is these guys challenge me to 50 eggs after I just ate the biggest meal I've eaten in the last like I don't even know when years I am so freaking full I love devil eggs more than I don't even know what I What I like more than devil eggs and I literally was like I had to let the whole gang down Because I was so excited to see the eggs, but I like couldn't eat them I wax six and I just had to tap out so I apologize. I didn't mean to offend you guys Because you know, it's kind of disrespecting the chef They bring out a nice meal and you don't eat it like I would never do that to Jen Yeah, no you wouldn't and yeah, so I just feel bad about that But I just really forgot to eat 50 eggs. You got to have an empty tummy And the thing that was the biggest surprise me was it was a very very cheap low-quality egg And I know that's what you prefer you prefer the gas station boilies. I mean look how many we have left honestly keep those away from you I'm not gonna lie. I love devil eggs, but they're terrible gap tab on Okay, he's full. I'm pretty much a garbage disposal like I eat things I don't like because I'm hungry I hate black olives, and I don't know who the hell decided they should put black olives on devil eggs But you found that batch They only put the black olives on about half the devil eggs It ruined them all it ruined them all Which like what's what guilty by association all bad it was a pretty damn good deal 19 bucks for that many eggs already crap Anyways, so before that we go to this seafood place. I think it's called like crabbies or something mr Crab's great establishment. Anyways, so we go walking in there in places packed I don't know what it is, but like when you're a big group of dudes come walking in maybe we're kind of happy We're cracking jokes laughing whatever everyone turns and looks at us and You know, there's also people kind of recognize us sometimes. So there's probably three different groups of people who are like We're like trying to sit down and they start pulling tables together. So it's like anyways, the tables finally set up and Everyone goes to sit down and Dalton kicks Evan's chair out from under him and Evan just goes crashing to the ground and Smacks a bunch of the other chairs. They go flying into the other chair It's like and he lands on the ground. He's like, so you're like Like he was like he was just for a second trying to process what happened. He got pumped Everyone's looking at him and he stands up. He goes Dalton like loud the whole restaurant stop like everyone's looking at it silent I even heard the music go Like straight up it was dead silent. You could heard a pin drop and he goes Dalton. I'm gonna fuck you so hard tonight and then everyone's It was absolutely hilarious. Dalton kicks and for the record Like if I get you back really good. That's what I meant. No, I know, but I just I need to clarify Like the pin drop silence and that's what you chose to say when everyone in the restaurant's attention I don't like we could have been seated in a more central Shatter everyone's just around us, and I felt so bad because the nice lady that's organizing chairs and tables and doing all this shit They didn't see that Dalton yanks the chair out. She just saw me laying on the ground in pain and misery So she's a college. Oh, are you okay? Are you okay? And I think I just looked at I go this is not you. It's this idiot I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up so it was absolutely hilarious and then I went up to the manager after and like dropped out My name number emails like please can I get the security camera footage like I need this and then they're like yeah We're gonna run it by you know whoever is the head over there and we'll see if we can get it and then we'll send it to you Which chance are I'm not gonna get this footage, but so I admitted this to Dalton last night But I don't think I told you guys the main reason I hit the ground so hard and was so shook is because me Being deaf in one year. I always want to sit at the far left side of the table Yeah, so we walk in and I see Dalton He's about to sit down in the furt where I want to sit so I try to slide in and I'm gonna steal his chair So he's pulling it out for himself, and I don't just sit down normally. I try to jump into that chair Like I'm gonna beat him to the chair Can't involved into the floor. It wasn't a normal sit and miss I Body my own cell and I'm thinking I'm gonna be Dalton to the chair next thing. I know I'm laying on the floor Like absolutely body the last time I took a hit like that. I was in a T.R. X And then he says that to Dalton I go what the fuck just happened It was such high tension and then a bunch of people came up and took pictures with us like throughout our dinner And I think everyone else. I didn't know who we were like damn, so that guy just pulled his chair out and now everyone wants to take a picture of them So so after that had happened. I'm sitting next to Dalton So it goes Evan Dalton and then me and Evan obviously told Dalton what it to be expecting that night Then Evan is just like reminding him for the next like 10 minutes like I'm fine I'm fine. We're fine, but I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad It's gonna be bad and then Dalton's like he's shook. He's apologizing He need to do it. He's trying to make deals for you. So he looks he looks at me and goes dude dude. Can I pay you to protect me? We did it said that and I look at him and I go you think fucking Evan's gonna listen to me No, what the hell am I gonna do and two? I'm not getting in between you two No, I actually he'll probably hear this that sucks, but like I have no idea what I'm gonna do But like honestly, I want this to go way too long. I want it to be like a year from now And I want to absolutely smoke him and he's gonna be like where like he's gonna be mad It's probably gonna go too far and I'll be like bro. Don't you remember Florida gotcha Like I don't want to get him back today. I don't not tomorrow not next week not next month I wanted to down the line and it'll be so much more satisfying But anyways, it was all good fun, and I'm okay amazing guys gal. How are you doing? Why do you guys keep calling it seafood you literally admitted that it was cat food? I figured you would love cat food being You're such a - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It just slipped Maybe you need to go for a swim about to don't push me in right now I was hoping we could just lean back. Yeah, I've just let it happen. I was hoping to let it happen They're delicacies, but unfortunately we couldn't make you pass. Oh, it's okay. I appreciate lean on back in gal Can you still taste it? It's bad like it's all my nostrils. You'll hear me all hooked up. I'm hanging off a dear wife, Brad. How? Holy hey baby's out Dude one bit of cat food you got southern is hell you guys hear that draw. I am so stuffed up Dude, I think he's allergic to seafood. You might have a shelf-ish allergy It was chicken chicken chicken cat food My bad my bad cats can eat food from the seed. So you got a new car. I did Wrap it up and driving it in Florida. It's extra sick driving at home school But it was top five sea boys moments of all time for me. I mean so sick, dude And it was just sick that everyone else that was like not in the car watching you drive passes Million times doesn't get old. I'm just bummed that me and Ben have never been in a physical altercation before But at that Porsche dealership Ben punched me. Oh, I did what because I'm put I'm putting the sticker on on the car laying down in an echo chamber And Evan comes up just farts and lifts a leg and farts on my face. No, okay. Come on now It was my butt was the other direction. I'm not that far away from my head. Well, yeah, but I was pointed the other way in like in Aggressive part they always are hey, I'm sorry, but I'm sure there's plenty of people out there That's like brother if you're at the Porsche dealership and one of your best friends is seal in the deal on a new car Let one go You deserve it. Do it put one of the toilets out of commission in the bathroom I may have done a little work. There was a sign up. They had to close the bathroom now Honestly and you deserve to do that if Ben spending that much money on a car I think that you deserve the right to shut down one of the toilets some of my finest I'm surprised the porcelain in crack. Well, that's why they closed it. Whatever assault Ken did to that toilet, I guarantee he was pre-meditated. You were thinking about that from the-- Absolutely, ice ice. I held it in from the moment that plane took off. I don't know, some people, you know, there's different things to do in different places and you know, it gets exciting. You know, there's mile high clubs and all this shit, but I ripped an absolute burner at the Porsche dealership and I'm stoked about it. That was like the nicest Porsche dealership in the country. No, it was easy. It was like the number two biggest dealership in the country. It was so professional, dude. Everyone in there's in suits, like, talking all sophisticated and then our dumbasses are in there, like, where's that? Like, look at it. Why is this guy farting in his shirt? Is that he is? Can I ask him for where the bath is? And then you dumb it down? Can we put stickers on the car? Yeah, we already put them on right here. We did it. I had stickers. Actually, I ordered stickers. I had them sent to the dealership after I bought the car. So I bought it like a month ago. I said, hey, can you just have your team put these on the car? So when we show up, it's good to go. And he texted me like the day before we hopped on the flight to fly down here and he goes, hey, I never got those stickers. So I'm looking at my email and I was like, oh, shit. Went to the address, got turned around. Need a signature or something. And so I just called Mike and I was like, yo, we can probably just like make these stickers. And so we had our local print shop just make the stickers, cut them out, and then gave them to us. And I brought them to the dealership. We unveil it, take the cover off. Everyone's walking around it. I'm like in shock. And then I look at the salesman and go, I brought those stickers with. Can I just put them on right here? And he looked at me like I was joking. I was like, no, I'm serious. And he's like, I mean, yeah, you can. But he's like, our best tint guys take five hours for this job. It's not an easy job. Like, I don't, can you do that? Like, I don't think we can do that. But you can try if you want. So Ben's like, all right, like we'll do it no problem. I'll try. - All right, stickers. It's not the end of the world. How much are they going to charge you to put them on? - They were going to charge me $500 to put them on. - Which can I mention is less than 1/100th of a percent of the car price? - $500, $500. - $500. - Do you write? You're right, you're right. - It's still $500. - I don't want to put out a couple stickers. - No, I just want to turn you $60 for a hat. Which you, CJ did a great job. - I did do that. - They weren't even going to throw on a fucking porcelain with this guy's car that he just bought. - That was so awkward. - I think you should get the hat for free. About the car. I mean, what kind of dealership we run in here? I think you guys could at least throw the hat in for free. - You know, he was looking at us. He was looking at the cam. - Yeah, he was just like shit. - And then he looks at the guy standing behind like the merchandise, standing and he goes, I'll pay for the hat. - Yeah, you get that calendar for free though. - The salesman. - I got the calendar. - He was a good salesman though. - Shout out to him. - He was the best. If I was ever gonna buy a Porsche, I will make sure I only buy it from that guy because I liked him a lot. He was awesome. - He was the beauty. - And so yeah, we spent the next, probably 20 minutes putting on these stickers on the side in the middle of the dealership. And all of the salesmen and the finance guys and the managers, all of them wearing suits, slick back hair, came down and just stood in like a circle and just watched as we laid on the ground and put the stickers on the car. They were like, is this place a joke to you? So I just didn't see that, that crazy. - Well, you were doing that. Like they were showing CJ Ryan and I around like the showroom. And it's like all these special edition Porsche's and like I don't understand a word that this guy was saying. - I didn't know that. - I didn't know that this was. - Something to do with the 17 mimosas you had for breakfast. - Well, they were like, normally we throw a guy out of the showroom floor, the second he steps in here looking like you, but since you're with this guy, I guess you can stay. - We did at the tour. - The minute we walked in, though you could tell that everyone in the store was like, who the fuck are these idiots? - Why do we get that everywhere we go? - I feel like I got a behind it. - Because we are idiots. - Spani. - Yep, and also at like a high end sports car dealership, I they have to be like damn YouTube is when they walk in. Like do you know, they see it. They see like people who are, well not just YouTubers, influencers like people doing only fans that are coming in buying crazy cars. - Maybe, I mean they're buying cars, but yeah, maybe. - Well, have you seen like Toguer, Steve will do it rolling? - Roll. - There's one cigarette in here. - Yeah, one other car for a person in the parking lot. - Yeah, Steve will do it goes in there and straights like takes stuff off the guy's desk. - Yeah, so it was a-- - So you Jay got a free water. - I did, yeah, good. - Yeah, it was a good overall and insane experience, though, from like every aspect of putting the stickers on, looking like absolute idiots, all my friends standing around, shitting their pants, blowing off the toilets. That thing out of commission, I took a video of it. - The guy is literally mid-conversation with Micah and Ken goes, where's the bathroom? (laughing) - Yeah, and then the drive, so then we went from Orlando to Cleetus's Freedom Factory racetrack, which was about a two hour drive. And it was like all highway miles, but pretty good traffic. And so it was just like bobbin and weave in traffic. Me and Spenny, for two hours straight, Dutton's hanging out the minivan, literally hanging out the minivan. - I grabbed his belt at one point. - All the boys were there. Spenny and I were bumping, nickel-back, and we were just swimming up traffic. It was top five sea boys moments for me. - Ben was blacking in and out of excitement. - Yeah, it was like a safety hazard for me to be driving. One, I'm a terrible driver in general, but two, I'm even worse in traffic, or just like in busy cities. - Ben actually did miss like three or four turns, and every time I would be like-- - And there only was three turns to get where we were going. - And Google Maps is right there. Like, is he not seeing it? Or like, we would get close to a turn, and he like wouldn't be in the land. I'm like, Ben, we gotta go right here. And the maps are right there. And I was just, but anyways, we made it. We made her and-- - Here we are. - I kind of zone out in traffic for a while. (laughing) And then you got like all my asses, holy fuck, Ben is like right there. (laughing) - Sorry, I'm scared. - Sorry, thank you. - Also, I forgot how aggressive Ken drives when he's in a rental. - Yeah, dude. - It is just, it's insanely, highly more aggressive than your daily driving. - Yeah, there's no way we were getting peppered by rocks. I'm like, are we getting peppered by rocks right now? With the fuck cares, it's a rental. (laughing) - I got through your response. - Do you care that it's getting peppered by rocks? - I don't know, it just seems like we would back up a little bit. - I mean, I don't care, it's a rental car. We're paying for it. - I guess. - I don't think that's how that works. - We're just living in peppered for like two hours and we're riding the ass of these semis. (laughing) - I had the fuck down there. - I had the cruise control set to the closest setting. - Yeah, I could tell. - It was fine. - Actually, so when we picked up the rental cars, Dalton had requested a minivan because apparently they're the easiest to shoot rollers out of 'cause you can open up the side door and you don't have to hang out of it. We got our car on one side of the Orlando Airport and the minivan wasn't there, it was on the other side so we had to walk like a literal mile at midnight. - At least. - But it wasn't just a mile of flat ground. How many freeing stairsets did we have? It was up to the roof, talked to someone down to the basement, back to the roof, then back somewhere to the middle floor and then sent you to the other side. - Evan's kryptonite. - And so we finally get to the car and we're like, thank goodness. So we get in the car and I go, we probably better do a burn out or we peel out of the minivan. I pull up to the little gate and there's a nice young lady there. - But before you get on to this. - Yes. - That minivan cost double what my-- - The Yukon car. - Ben will vouch right off the top, it was worth it for those rollers. - It was worth it. - But it is atrocious what these rental car companies want. - For a fucking minivan. - Have you ever driven one? - Nothing makes Ken's blood boil. - This minivan costs like an extra $100. They want $2,000 for a five-day rental. - My best purchase. - What a purchased one from any person - I was kicking up someone at the airport. - I was, I was trying to say how well we don't spend two grand on a minivan. We spend five grand and we own one, but it was all worth it in the end. - We got another two grand to ship at home and then we're still-- - No, Donald was gonna drive it. - We could have made some-- - We're just gonna drove it home. - This is gonna be out of commission for four days. - One day. - We can have Spenny do it. We don't need him. - I was, oh. - I mean, we don't need him on Monday. Oh, he's nice to have around though. - But I honestly would have drove it. - I was vouging to buy it too, but I was just like, well, let's just buy it and then let's just cook it. - Let's. - And then put it in a minivan. - We're that. - Or that. - We could have put it in the van. - Or that, but instead we wasted two grand renting one. - Did I buy the collision full coverage limit for that minivan, did I? - Well, I don't know what we still-- - I'd be insane video. - But I have stolen that minivan. - Yeah, yeah. - Brian, get back on track. Get back on track. - Go up to this gate. - Like the first one where like you get out and she goes, all right, you're gonna go here, you're gonna take a left, and you're gonna go right, and you're gonna take a left, and then you're gonna go down the thing, and then whatever. And I go, whatever, there's gonna be signs. It's made for idiots. So I pay zero attention. - To whatever the fuck this lady is talking about. - Oh, I paid zero attention. - I'm in the back seat, and I hear, "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow." - I was gonna, I had dinner up there 'cause Ryan's talking to a box at this point, and you since it didn't. - Oh gosh, that's the best part. - And so anyway, we pull up to this thing and it says rental car return. I just pull the right and we go up. - 'Cause the return was left. - Yeah, the return was left. - And go into the right, we start heading up the spinny thing, like how it loops to the parking garage. I figure sure shit, there's gonna be a down. There's no down. We're driving through the parking lot. We're driving over little curbs and speed bumps and everything. I go, fuck it, we'll make it out of here somehow. We pull up and it's just your standard exit of the airport where you have to pay with your slip. And she goes, this is a rental car? And I'm talking to her through the box, like through the speaker. And I'm like, hey, I have a rental car. I took a wrong turn, whatever. I already paid for it. Like you just call it me out. And she goes, back up and drive to the booth. And I'm like, how do I go back up stream up this one way? Like I can't. She goes, just drive over to the cashier's booth. And I'm like, I can't go back up. The parking ran. Oh, I can't imagine how fired up you were getting. No, no, actually I was super cool. He was, bro, it was insane. I've never seen this Ryan ever. Super cool, bro, I don't believe it. Is anyone having this on camera? Yeah, and he was being so. You were, no, it was, it was like the fun, it was so fun. We're bumping booby loot of alley. We're all laughing, dying. This is a ridiculous situation. Anyone should be stressed out in this situation. But nobody was. I love that you were like, he's talking in the box. He's like calling himself name, sorry, I'm an idiot sandwich right now. Like an idiot. Yeah, I mean, he's just like, he's calling himself names and this and that. And she's like, yeah, come over to the cashier's and just come talk to me. And he's like, he's just making a fool of himself, but it was so funny. And then we back up. And she's like, two lanes over. And he's like, right here, and he's like, oh, you're right there. And he's been jibber jamming because I also want us to go the whole way back to where we were starting. So I can't fucking drive all the way up to one way traffic over there. I'm right over here. I can hear you. Okay. And so I back up and I drive over there and then she's like, did you get this? Did you get this? Did you get this? I'm like, nah, I didn't. And so all she goes, she goes, what's your name? I say, my name is Ken Matthews and underneath that car under your name. And she goes, okay. And she writes a down a little piece of paper and opens up the gate and we peeled up. Yeah, you know, you peeled up. Yeah. I just want to make sure. Yeah, peeled up. You squealed the tires out of there and she goes, I should have maybe asked for identity for sure, dude. For ID. So yeah, no, I'm pretty sure we got that many. And we were all cheering, like when that gate opened, I mean, it was like, I don't know, we just won the Indy 500 or something. I don't know. We have to do the same thing. Okay. Not gonna lie. If you get the keys for a rental car and you make it to that gate, there's no like spike strips or anything. I could just go through it. You just gotta blow through the. I would love to see you in this situation, pull that maneuver. That is insane. You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it though, like I wouldn't because I paid for the rental car, but if I stole the rental car, maybe from that point, you're just going to blow through that little plastic gate. I do feel really accomplished because I don't know. There's got to be 100,000 cars rented from the Orlando airport. And I was the one idiot who fucked it up. I couldn't figure out again on the goddamn airport. But it actually was like such a prime example of just like how attitude can change literally the whole scenario. And Ryan was really the only one that was stressed. Like everyone else made don't like where passengers were along for the ride, but Ryan was frigging hilarious. He got us where we needed to go, and I've never literally never in seven, eight, nine years as long as I've known Ryan seen what I don't even know what happened. I don't know. Were you poisoned? I don't know what happened. It was, it was awesome. It was great. And we were know how we're all looking at him like, well, that's why I go, did you listen to what she told us to do? We were working together as a team. She's asking for your information. Your phone's bricked on 1% so Mike's right foot around charger. We can charge her. He's getting plug in whatever we just got through it together. And it was great, but you could have pulled up and been angry and then we would have been a little more like, oh shit, Ryan's angry. We just got to let him figure this out. But instead it was, it was awesome. Translately. Yeah. Yeah, I think I turned a new leaf. I saw what the power of good vibes. I'm just going to keep riding on good vibes, we're going to hold you to that. Thank you, Ken. I will. Ken started the day off. He even posted it on his story, which I thought was sad. I was fucking crazy. You can. I mean, you know, dude, I'll fucking try to figure it out today, and then he was biting his lip. What? And the best part was, I don't know, because Ryan didn't really get to experience, but Ken was being an absolute psycho, leaving the airport. We're trying to put some bags in the top, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, actually. All right. I'm glad that all the people can see exactly what I'm talking about. Do you see how we're having a chill? Oh my God. Look who it is. It's Ken Matthews. Oh my God, look at him. As I am keeping my cool, I'm keeping my cool, and I'm keeping my mouth shut. Yeah, it doesn't have to piss you off when you're not doing anything and someone calls you a psycho. It pissed him off when someone calls you a psycho. Yeah. And when you're not doing anything wrong, it's someone calls you a psycho. Well, it do be fair, Ryan. I think most times it is warranted, but all this is literally me and Don just to piss me off and get me in a bad mood. And all I have to do is like, internalize the rage and just be like, hmm, externalize your rage. Everyone's not internalized. Means you kept it to yourself. You, everybody knew you the moment. What did I do? Florida. You yelled at everybody. What did I do? I yelled at everybody. What did I yell at everybody? And I would love to see you on video. What did I yell? When? I'm, I'm not going to go so far as an exact quote. You were screaming at us as we're trying to put the bags into the vehicle. I said, anyone that's going in the Yukon, throw the bags in the Yukon, I'm out of here. Yeah. I sounded so nice. And I still managed to be forgotten. Yeah. Don't forget. That is because he was too busy yelling at me. Don was like purposely trying to rage Ken. Like, I'm standing up for Don or he was going, Ken, Ken. What? Extend a form. Let's hear it. I'm not going to say that. Can they're trying to roll my can digress exactly how this goes can is Tracking through the airport and we go Dude you want to know what I did at the base claim when I grabbed so I had camera bag here My kiss camera big I grab another bag and yeah, we do have a lot of bags that look like I unzip it I go, okay, this is my personal bag. I have my stuff. Zip. I know I got a Grab one camera big because there's six camera bags. So some you know We all have to grab two and I go I got two bags I'm rolling out and that's what I think everyone did Still on Dalton for not double-checking that it was own however because me and Dalton took a piss You guys got there a few minutes before us. We pull up you guys literally go the bags are right here grab them You guys have pulled all the bags unfortunately not Dalton's but there was literally a half a dozen Nine bags standing there and everyone just grabs a hole the two bags and takes off More of this looks like it's the exact same as the camera bags I will give don't the benefit of the doubt for some reason delta did put our bags on a completely separate Carousel from the rest of the flight to the rental Listen, I don't care that he forgot his bag. We were just cracking jokes about it because like I think if anyone doesn't grab their personal bag from the claim We're gonna we're gonna jokingly be like hey, Penny. Why didn't you grab my bag? You know like it's a pretty funny joke like hey, Penny when I stood up from the restaurant Why didn't you grab my wallet? You know like it's just kind of a funny joke like we don't really care and it worked out great We went and brought him to the airport the next morning found it and I was actively searching that next morning when I woke up And I saw he didn't have his bag. I was actively searching I asked the front desk was there an extra bag left out here I was trying to find it because I I did not want to lose back and the main reason the the really the only reason that you were being accused Is that we had access to every other room and both vehicles We had searched everything multiple times the only place we didn't search was your room But we but we didn't physically go in there is what I'm saying. We physically went through every spot So even though you're saying it's not there. It's like well, none of us have actually Confirmed that so we were just hoping you guys were confused but it all worked out it all was a bag back We didn't have to go to Walmart and get him some clothes. God damn did he stink the next day I don't understand what forgetting your suitcase has to do with not showering But he ran man. So I woke him up so Dalton stayed in the same hotel room as me. I I woke up with plenty of time. I take a shot. Honestly, I've heard enough and I've also I'm So over sitting right here Right next to Gavin's puke. It smells so bad. Let's wrap it up. I might let's go buff things out with the neighbors call it a day Thank you guys for listening life. I open podcasts. We post a new podcast every Tuesday You give away subscribe button can hit the hit the line you give away CBCV.com every $5 you get to one entry We got a f 350 platinum skid steer and trailer Who's next if you don't get entered Ken will personally come to your house and start a physical Altrication with you I'm not gonna say it's not gonna happen But anything is possible Here's your things have happened. Love you guys subscribe if you haven't we make podcasts every week. 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