Justice for Caleb (Eps 14 - 19 Recap)

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Honestly, we come to y'all just battered and bruised. I mean, honestly, we're so back, though. We're back in the sense that it's like, thank God, Kostin. We're bringing some honesty to the chat. Okay. And you know what? I'm so happy you said it. Because there is hella people who are being vindicated right now. Yeah. There's hella people being vindicated. There's hella people exposing and showing their whole ass physically and literally. And, yeah, we'll get into that. Metaphorically. We'll get into that. Showing their asshole right now. So we're just going to do a quick, quick. Since the last time we saw you guys, people have left. People have left. Yeah. People have left. People have left. People have left. They've left. They've left. They've left. People have left. They've left. They've left. They've left. They've left. People have left. People have left. People have left. Which, mind you, Gabe and Sol leaving when Caleb was right there. Because it's just like, here's the thing. No shade. And Caleb is still right there. And it should be Casa Caleb, but it's Casa Casey, so it's fucked up. Here's the thing. It ain't right. Here's the thing. I love Caleb so much. And, again, this is going back to the fact that this, his experience on Love Island, will. Be his villain origin story. Yeah. In a very severe way. Because I'm just like. Yeah. We already knew Kenzie. First off. Love Letters alone. Love Letters alone, again, Love Island producers, although evil, continue to prove themselves to be the goaded producers. Because, mind you, they literally said they had to actually build those, like, letterboxes themselves. Because they were like, y'all are actually telling us things that you're not following up with so fiercely. That we're going to make you write it down on a piece of paper. Yeah. So that when we get to the fire pit, and y'all would usually just stand up and say it. It's like, we don't even trust you guys to be able to stand there and not be swayed sincere. To be swayed by whatever happens in that, genuinely in that moment. Like, oh, you look kind of upset. So, actually, I'm going to go with Soul. Like, write it down. And mind you. And let's handle it. Let's talk about Soul real quick. Let's talk about Soul. She's, honestly, when she said she was too hot for the villa. True. True. True. Energy and vibe. Like, genuinely, you so fine that they couldn't even figure out what to do with you. They couldn't handle it. And so, we love you. Soul Society, as we're called. Soul Society. Soul Society. I literally followed her on Instagram. And she was like, Soul Soci- Girl, not Soul Society. Well, she went live. Right. Because everyone was like, what are you? Because she did After Sun. And on After Sun, she was talking. And she said that, like, you know, Bryce thinks that, Bryce thinks that Kata's prettier than Trinity. Okay. And everyone was like, I guess, like, coming for her. I didn't watch After Sun. But she said that. I didn't watch After Sun either. And I saw her go on live on Instagram. And she was like, don't get me twisted. First off, Trinity's my girl. We were kiki-ing in the villa. I fuck with her heavy as hell. But, like, you can't tell me after that man got curved a million and two times and that still wasn't enough for him to be like, oh, she doesn't vibe with me. But, like, you still took another shot at it. Like, you can't tell me that, like, you low-key, like, were playing with her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. and that still wasn't enough for him to be like oh she doesn't vibe with me but like you still took another shot at it like you can't tell me that like you low-key like we're playing in trinity's face a little bit interesting and i was just like okay d interesting dia de mera like i just like you know whether that's the perception or the truth or something in the middle i don't know but i'm like i'm honestly just like listen soul came into that villa y'all literally treated her like shit like literally excluded her made her feel like she was a fucking villain she wasn't like it was just crazy and the exclusion of soul and just the way they literally paid her absolutely fucking dust and nothing and it's just like when you're that fucking bad and you're that much of a bombshell right because it's like it's not that just she's like gorgeous but it's like her attitude and her confidence like genuinely you will not shake her yeah type shit is like grounded as a motherfucker because it's just like my favorite part let's do my soul highlight reel before we get into it period her sitting down with sincere because you see the thing about sincere he's very slick with the tongue he's very lies very quickly very very very easily and very easily he lies in a way where you can't even think about his lies he's lying so fast he also said well mind you this immediately mind you the scariest part about sincere is that he's not even lying he thinks he's telling he's actually telling you exactly how he feels which we will see into casa more which like let's put a star on that later but that's the scariest thing about him is like number one it's crazy because like do you not have this self-perception to realize that you are on a recorded reality television show which mind you has anyone even seen the show have you guys seen the show tamar do y'all know that there's a flat screen tv being flown on delta plus right now to fiji to clip your lies and deceptions do you even know about that okay so you don't fine he don't know he genuinely is like that like yesterday after cost him more but this going all the way back to the soul of it all when she called him out and like he literally that's mind you her read for him literally saying that eat my ass after i shit boom honestly the most sickening part about that though was that she genuinely was just like you're full of shit which you are you're a liar you teed me up so insane and then had the nerve to really be like what what and then had the nerve this was the worst part when his comeback and this is and this is when i was like here it is again like it's so sinister y'all like man get up the patriarchy kills everyone that when she had him in a corner nasty his defense was well we're all just humans oh what you think you're an angel you think you're an angel oh it's okay i actually wrote the quotes down because i do think don't worry love recite them don't worry as affirmations because she like soul affirmation soul affirmations because genuinely she ate him the fuck up so crazy that i was like this is what the this is honestly what america needed whether or not it penetrated through his fucking thick skull probably not but she said i don't know why you're lying to me i'm not going to spank you i wrote that boom can i tell you with people who are avoidant slash not honest with their communication out of fear or out of like whatever genuinely that is the one line i do want to deliver to those types of people because and this is projection obviously but my projection onto that situation of like having been on the other end of someone who's dishonest with you and the like they're telling you one thing but acting in a different way her literally saying why are you lying to me i'm not going to spank you let that actually marinate because he could learn a lot from that i don't know what your like past trauma is what your tea is but she's not gonna fucking spank you she's not gonna spank but that wasn't even the double boom bitch you want to know the double boom where she actually had your ass in a chokehold and gave you a nuggy and a wet willy bitch and literally flushed your head down the toilet she said you piss on my leg and tell me it's raining you piss on my motherfucking leg and tell me it's raining i've not heard that one before i just like it was the way she said it oh yeah she said it i'm just obsessed with the idea that like soul made that up like i'm like yeah it was like she did with the conviction like like you know when someone's like trying to stand on business and like talk their shit but it's like low-key their voice a little shaky so it's like for sure and that's again why sincere needs to be put in a lab and maybe we should study something from him yeah maybe there's a power to be derived from the way that he genuinely like warps his reality to feel like he is actually telling you the truth yeah because once as to your point when he started talking about like you think you're an angel nigga you a demon well you're actually a fucking demon that's the thing though that's the thing that had me weak about that defense of like weren't we all human like what you think you're an angel i'm like yes we are all human we are all human and we are all human but we're not all lying humans only some of us are so okay now it's awkward and also you suck period bitch like just take like it really is to me but that the problem is and this is to your point like what really fucking pisses me the fuck off. I respect the fuck out of a man who will take his lashing and go yeah and like really go soul needed to tell you some shit because you know you were dead the motherfuck wrong even anaya and trinity and all the girls were like thank you like come get your lashing from soul type shit yeah and yet still he found himself dead the fuck ass evading the accountability therefore i'm like honestly you're the worst kind of man for real because it's like even the ones who are liars cheaters and scammers like some which that's a whole other thing but it's like i will always respect someone who will just own it like literally if you're a piece of shit but you're like no i know i'm a piece of shit like yeah low-key that's my whole thing is like i'm a big piece of shit yeah respect to the law because you're like owning it yeah exactly you're like walking with it it doesn't negate the fact that you're a piece of shit but it's like at least you know t sincere think he the most sincere motherfucker and honestly it's really it's the prophecy because it's really it's his name it's quite literally his name so it's like he's had to live up to this prophecy of like i'm sincere right no nigga you're actually the most insincere so and it's just like the family dynamic of him going back to melody and saying you feel like home as if i didn't just see his mom on tiktok live say i'm crazy so he gonna stay with her i was like oh shit you don't even know your mom figured out tiktok live like and it's just like genuinely i just frown for melanie for real because it's like she just makes me frown because it's like she really thought she won the war and it's like baby girl you don't even know the carnage at play because it's like i know men have played in her face based off of what she said yeah in the past yeah baby girl this is motherfucking the one bitch this is a joker for real like he is really a one-of-one and i said this in my later notes about casa more but there's some people in this world who are not meant to be in monogamous relationships like truly need to explore like no bullshit being in a polyamorous relationship because it's like some people really have that dog in them where it's like and i don't know if like you know maybe he needs to practice polyamory like but ethical non-monogamous or if he just dead the fuck ass is a cheater through and through but it's like in his spirit like it's genuinely a part of him like i feel like some people cheat and they're like that i fucked up so fucking crazy like i you know like it stays with them but with him it's almost like he cheats gets caught and like wiggles his way out and then does it again and i'm like you that is someone who's serial that's like serial shit versus like someone who like again all cheating's bad period like that cheating really is like evil period but one who's serial with it i'm like yeah it's very sickening it's very sickening um soul society like can i go for gabrielle real quick because like as his lawyer and again as i've been saying y'all that is my client where i'm like y'all actually like paid him dust in a way that actually like really shook me to my spirit and let's also like open up the conversation to not too much on this in terms of like the time because we have to get but like the conservatism that has snuck its way into our dating and romantic culture the way how y'all took gabrielle out the cut and then literally cut to kenzie having the nerve when corbin was like which mind you that's that's my client on the low low like he can pay me on the low low but like it's like you know you're not on the he not on the picture on the website but like he be having me weak as shit so i'm like he's like my client on the low like if he ever does like a one-off like i can definitely like take him to court but corbin telling kenzie if i'm being honest with you like the boys were like you were like to you guys's point you were doing the same thing that gabrielle was doing so you could have also been on the chopping block that's why we're a little shook up and her literally being like well i'm not lustful like i'm not like him because i'm not lustful baby you yes you are and also let me tell you one better it's not a big deal nobody cares babe like you the main one out here like genuinely y'all are going band for band if nothing else like sister you might have had like one more body than gabrielle like in a real way and it's just like personally for me and corbin i'm like i'm not gonna do that my house well and then i had a flash and then i had a flash forward to like what went down and cost somewhere and i'm like okay there goes the conservatism again because y'all were doing shit that i was like clutching my pearls washing it on my bed i'm not even gonna hold you but back it up kissing a bunch of girls and exploring a bunch of people on love island what are we having this conversation about lustful lustful lustful and then when bryce was like and i did write this down because bryce you ate this and that's like my number one client the slut shaming of bryce being like just because he's promiscuous doesn't mean he's not capable of love thank you exactly because y'all in here mind you because then i forgot who said i think it was anaya just like in passing on a conversation she was like you know it's been like three weeks i was like right because there it is like that thing reality television does when you feel like three weeks has been like four months then you have to remember like you've known these people for three weeks god forbid gabrielle do a little one two look around have a little fun also i'm sorry i'm like he's doing his best y'all got his main connection out of out the villa so now it's just like loki y'all put him in that situation us america put him in that fucking situation where bea got out of the villa so now it's like what is he supposed to do fucking sit there and like just hold his dick well that's what they wanted from him well i'm like okay so now that he's exploring jen he's the bad guy and i don't know where this bleeding heart for caleb came from because listen it's genuinely no shade to caleb at all like i think caleb is a sweetie pie i think he needs to get off the show but i'm like you need to get off the show because it's like not only are you literally so fucking horrible at exploring people love you love you baby love you baby girl but it's like let's get you back to like what you are bred to do which is like be sweet and like in love and like honestly love island's not really the place for you yeah but it's like you knew kenzie was literally playing in your face so crazy and you didn't even like try and talk to any of the girls like at all and then it's like the girls have this bleeding heart for him for whatever reason i don't know why and decide to take that out on gabe and i'm like honestly i think with gabe though it has more to do with them feeling fucked up for bea versus like gabe actually is on some lustful shit like loki i think they're just mad because like he moved on and like that was their friend that's no one's fault baby that's the way the cookie crumbles at the end of the day it's like you have to be able to adapt and like caleb you're giving me nothing i love you i think you're so sweet no and i wanted to get out so he can like girl just check your dms like i'm sure there's hella hoes in your dms right now like trying to do something for real and i'm just like unfortunately again here we go like we're like three for we're three oh right now of them just absolutely us and us too yeah finding ways to kick out like the realest bitches in the villa like every bitch that's just kind of there like you know what y'all i'm gonna just see you one two or i'm gonna call you i'm gonna do whatever baby you know you have 30 minutes no 30 and also it's like okay so finally does choose to explore kata and like they do that little cute little prince charming challenge whatever and caleb kisses kata and the way that zach's like my god like that he's having like an insecure off with himself in the mirror he's doing he's having like retroactive jealousy which here's the thing about retroactive jealousy it's like i genuinely wish it upon not even my worst enemy because i'm like again and that's me assuming but i'm just like him coming to assumptions about like kata very secure boots being like okay you know like he pulled me also i'm fucking she's a young turnt hoe she's literally 22 thank you mind you so so it's like if she's doing a fun challenge we're like okay let me like get into the challenge boom and then caleb's like all right well like i have to try i have to fucking try or i'm going home you know what i mean like i'm just like i'm just like i'm just like i'm just and the girls literally picked me so the one time he does try with kata bold love you young man and you you choose rise that you're not you choose rise that you're not tall enough to ride but i love the energy how would you know unless you try to get on like and you know what i appreciate you king i appreciate you king but it's like he had a very sweet simple conversation with kata doing exactly what mind you zach said we should be doing right trying to coach kata like he a coach no you're not put the whistle away right you're not a fucking kid you're not a fucking kid you're not a coach right because then she does get pulled oh you want to talk about mamas you want to talk about zachary zachary marie the third dupree enough of this nonsense of him literally kata is giving you nothing but reassurance she vibing with you she fucking with you she literally like if you were to say you were closed off she would have been closed off with you you already know that and then him saying i'm not threatened by caleb but like physically being threatened so much so that he won't even let kata kiss him in front of the fridge kata's like come on kiss me like love me like literally whatever and he's like i need to talk to bryce i need to talk to bryce okay then go go go yeah i'm like praying for him literally and then and then zach mind you kata's fucked up because you have her vibe fucked up she did nothing wrong you're punishing her for no reason now zach saying he's not doing tit for tat shit because you said out of nowhere you're pulling melanie you're pulling melanie for a chat then pull then pull melanie if like you so badly want to talk to melanie pull melanie and then you're talking to jen and saying you like blondes you actually do like blondes well what about kenzie yay oh zachary zachary yeah zachary yeah zachary this is actually not good but i do have to highlight in that same episode trinity saying bryce's penis was cute yes love them okay can i say it can i say it um sincere is really fucking stupid talking about no turkeys in fiji i need to kick his ass um trinity saying she's never seen a white dick before i love her so much um now we're 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them the iphone the live stream of like what was going down in the villa this season for them to quite literally post up like oled plasma fucking tv and be like haha casa amor and it's your men lined up yeah yeah i will say and again like another three points for like evil door like i don't know but at the same time love island continues to prove itself to have some of the sickest and also fiercest producers ever because just even the concept of your okay so i'm oiled up in a firefighter outfit with my punkanky out i'm two glasses of wine deep thinking i'm about to like literally for for some of them mind you this is a situation of you're trying to win your man back with this dance like you're literally over here trying to get them like back in your judge so you're you're having a hard time getting hyped up the girls are practicing you're amped you go out there and sit down also have me sick from a production standpoint because y'all are sick and like y'all are sick and y'all are sick and the live stream of it all and like we need to talk to the love island editing bay the way that there was a little lag right there just a little lag while they sit around the fire pit they're all kind of like yeah because i know behind the scenes production was like all right guys keep the energy up like hold on we're just getting the gift together so the girls are literally sitting on the couch like this is gonna be so fun probably for like 10 minutes if we're live stream footage from bg seven people who don't give a fuck about you sitting there with headphones on about to like literally rock your world then i'm sitting there tipsy thinking i'm about to get a lap dance from some fine shit in like a like a cat costume or something boom okay boom um okay boom they're at casa more boom boom the men go to casa more casa casa every and again i'm like do y'all watch the show tamar because the only one who was allowed to be that excited was caleb because this is casa caleb but y'all making it about your damn selves and so here we go here's where everyone starts showing their ass is better than christmas here's the thing it is better than christmas because i'm like y'all must have really not watched the show for real to know that like you have to answer to something and let me tell you what that night is movie night bitch because it's like what you do in secret will be brought to the light like you guys haven't seen the show let me tell you you guys haven't seen the show bryce saying he's scared he's gonna like something i actually was like let me tell you something you're not and i'm gonna freak out on you um kata let's talk about zach let's talk about zach let's talk about though and i will say before we even get into that just the the idea that one i don't i don't care if they were even offering me to be in the locker room i don't ever want to hear locker room talk ever in my goddamn life and to be honest like not not to do too much because yes it's very sinister but like if it was us and we were like sitting there as the guys in costume were and they brought out seven oiled up guys and i didn't think that like you know i don't know that there's a live stream going i would also say some things that i would hope would get edited out yeah in the name of i say that more less with like the vibe of oh the guys are right for that because they're not i'm saying that more from the production standpoint where it's like oh y'all ate so nasty because you got these guys hyped the fuck up and then mind you because mind you the real like sickening part of this retroactively is like didn't show them doing the lap dances where they were more like a little bit more arguably a little more decorum like i think if trinity would have saw that bryce didn't really like fuck on nobody like that like he literally hit the ice spice like put his hand on his puss wonka and like handled it there would have been a little bit more emotional regulation of like okay they play yeah oh baby they just showed you these 21 22 year olds from miami from usc film school like from all this come through and like throw they pussy on them in a circle i was like oh it's really like they're thinking two steps ahead of y'all they're thinking two steps ahead too because it's like you know men period when they get around other men they do they start doing that they start doing that like fucking like wolf of wall street shit where they start like beating on their chest and start acting fucking no like actually start acting like exactly so first off amora comes on the scene bombshell and like right and now i'm like so i'm can i can i ask now that we do have some face cards because there are some face cards here that i'm like if for some reason you're watching this review and not watching this show can i give four points to persia oh yeah to my sister persian kitty well i'm like yeah we can okay so amora is the first bombshell to come in and sorry she's the second one but i don't remember who that is she's the second one oh go on the second year in the red yes oh and i have words for her oh my gosh they're like oh well she's a student she's like they were like what's your job she was like student okay miss amora she hasn't even been able to put in like a resume yet y'all like leave them alone amora comes in she's our first bombshell and literally is like you can tell she's here for casey because obviously i will put an asterisk on that because i need to talk about her yes go ahead so she like casey gate casey gate mind you or whatever sorry amora is giving like casey's type i guess whatever she starts doing her thing you know i ain't going whatever and like zach mind you doesn't even like girls like her so it's just like girl right or maybe he do i don't know i don't fucking know he just he gonna do whatever like make him feel like his girl i don't leave but it's just like you literally holding like oh oh your booty so fuck shut your bitch out you got kata at home and you're like oh you're well that's the whole point you see i know and that's why the girl's oiled up like in a g-string i'm like listen but when she gets to casey and they start making out for real and him and corbin dap each other up in the middle like some fucking dogs in a fucking kennel bitch mind you the whole time i like him being like if he a dog i'm a dog too like mind you and we can talk about this later literally like a bunch of dogs in a fucking kennel y'all are genuinely i know shade and i don't even want to do it you're going but bitch i knew it i knew i knew it and i knew it specifically because and here's let's actually let's just get through this part first because i'm like that's a whole other thing and it shows up okay so corbin again dog shit literally putting his like fucking fingers inside her fucking ass bitch corbin just know that i would have to see you like at a night on the town like no shade because i know it would be fun here's the thing about corbin though i already knew he a dog like the way he roofed the way he fucking bitch like he just like a dog and he honestly what we need to what we needed to do was a put in work counter you acting can i say something sorry he support the girls like let's put in work affirmations but here's the thing affirmation here's the thing acting like you're literally at the fucking strip club like you're literally getting bounced on like it's the strip club put in work you can tell he's a seasoned customer well and he actually knows everything about alamo well and that's the thing alamo brown number on speed dial well and that's the thing because it did give that it did it gave like it gave very much like hibachi at the crib like let's get like ah like it's honestly giving disrespectful like i just feel like the way like oh right like put in work yeah oh like sit down can you like for one second like relax i mean like i feel though i feel and corbin is what corbin is to our point earlier what sincere could be which is he looked like a dog he act like a dog you talk to him he'd be like woof like and that's why and that is true this and you know what that's his only saving grace i'm like y'all can go back and like replay the tape but i did say this when they voted shawn out right i said i'm actually going to cackle and i did fucking cackle kenzie you made me motherfucking cackle you're so fucking funny like all all should decide like actually bitch you did have me cackle for real because when you're cringe you're free you see but the prophecy was released when literally corbin said not folded in less than 10 seconds already knew he was gonna do that when he dead the fuck ass said yeah i'm probably going back with someone different didn't even one one girl in oh he already knew oh and number one that number two they plotted on him because they hacked his instagram more than that at 11 number three though before when he was like honestly i had some red flags i was gonna bring up to her i was like i would have paid to know well i will say i do think he was probably trying to do that but i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know truthful in that there were probably some things that he was like uh but again love island like bitch i'm not gonna break up with you before i know like like you know that's how i'm gonna stand but i i would have paid and i wonder if they'll say it when he comes back with like two people for the first time in love island history but i'm like i wonder what those are yeah because you know they're giving kenzie this really fierce edit and i'm like no actually i do want to hear like what you know what about her was starting to give like uh well okay but here's the thing though it's just like after love letter gay after like all the things gay and like him you know them again i think there's something in the power of like going off seeing something coming back to each other it does make you stronger every time and they've gone through that a couple times yes so it's like bro you can't sit here and act like y'all literally have nothing to stand on like y'all yeah repeatedly totally repeatedly keep choosing each other and it's just like i don't know but i think those bitches were like they were on like back rooms island for a second like they were playing i feel and also mind you they have seen they watch the show right so they know exactly what's happening and they're like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my in the villa right right right um oh right right yes yes yes so permita comes out which mind you ah is she a dog i'm a dog too and when she came in i was like oh we better have a problem no we're about to have a problem permita is genuinely so mother fucking beautiful like she is and also her energy is very like cool like she she got a cool ass energy to her like it's not her fault she got that face card y'all it's not her fault she's like oh my god absolutely like absolutely when she turned around and showed the back i was like i know she i want to work out with you too like yeah she a trainer and i'm like interested in having her and if she a dog i'm a dog too um like as a client you know right right if you got like openings like right um when she walks out and zach starts actually talking out his asshole like oh god oh god she's not even over here right dumbass and second mind you kata this is where really like the girl started having me like weak as a bitch mind you weak as a bitch because she come literally kata's reading him to fucking filth right because it's like again again yes it's a challenge yes it's whatever but it's just like well no but again like the insecure off of like love island this season where it's just like and another thing which we will get back to later because trinity actually said some shit that i was like this is the most base thing that anyone said on love island and it's what i've been thinking the whole time which is like so zach gets triggered because this whole time kate has been like super secure with him he ain't got nothing to worry about so he can play he can play over here like oh girl nah like what a nah nah okay so then when the nah came in the door literally and mind you not even the nah it's caleb like mind you it's not even a threat guys it's caleb like put your guns down like kata don't even want him so it's not t he's literally like it's just like what if and then when they what the and then here we go because we've seen it from like a bunch of the divas on love island where it's like and again usually this would happen just off camera so you can kind of like get your get your oats together but it's like the vibe of okay fine then like talk to her okay fine then like go have them i'm just gonna go talk to melanie like here we go again it's triggered island in this bitch so now they got you on casa because mind you zach they can hear you babe they can hear you and they literally would like load them up now they got y'all on casa and they got the girl some of the girls doing the same thing when they're like all right fine i'm a three man i'm gonna throw like okay here's the thing guys is that the intention or is the intention that we are hurt and we are scared we don't want to talk about that but the thing is so i don't want to talk i will say like this is where they have me weak as fuck like really what the girls were like cutting up so crazy like this shit had me like weak right trinity this whole app had me actually rolling outside the realest one and mind you you're winning spoiler alert she's gonna win but go ahead literally when trinity says put your tongue in your mouth i actually freaked out like that was so fucking funny yeah i was hoping that the boys were gonna have to watch the girls but obviously i could have told you that the boys weren't gonna have to watch the girls because again it's not about y'all again we're on the truman show and they have like literally mr chocolate in the fucking like control room where it's like everything's so strategic everything's so insanely strategic like if you feel like you're going if you feel like you're going crazy on love island just remember that baby you're on sims you're not even on love island you're on sims so it's like of course they're gonna make decisions such as get the boys hyped up everybody already horned up they oiled up everybody in shorts split them up perfect perfect only show you guys the first five minutes of that challenge where girls who have no loyalty to you come in and bounce that motherfucking tang because everybody was doing they dang tang i was like yeah and then cut it immediately after don't show the boys whether or not they kiss them back don't show like the boys talking about don't show bryce like doing ice spice like just leave you with just enough well and bryce said him bryce said again using that damn mouth he said um the only not his hat isn't the only thing that's hard that's when trinity i feel like really honestly you kicked it up a notch and then tiara came in uh next bombshell and she dead the fuck ass said she's only here for my tt my tt sorry miss tt who mind you well no tiara but like mind you she came in talking about i'm tt second of all i just have to say the hair choice here i'm one first things first it looks sickening second thing second i'm wondering what she was thinking what's the maintenance here do you know what i mean just like light i know but i'm like do you only do that hairstyle if like i guess in my head i'm like do you only do like a fierce cornrow if you know you're coming in halfway through well i was gonna say i'm like that's giving the most protective style on this show yeah i would get worried about the grow out oh but like i feel like she's chilling like yeah i think she's well she obviously like know how to handle like it's not even t like that but that was my first thought damn fresh that i'm like guys and again i need to know about the operation and the production of love island where they have like three more weeks left i feel like right unless it was like i don't know what her hair texture is particularly right but i'm like if she has like a 4c moment then like i feel like she's absolutely chilling bitch they look so sick but i was thinking about it like damn because i know y'all been in the hotel for like a month and a half and like you never really know when they're gonna like send you in yeah so i was like damn or maybe she knows how to do hair because i was thinking the same for trinity because like i was like okay but she's been doing her hair like on her own well but also why did i see an instagram for an hmua and she's been posting all the girls but i'm like so when does that happen anyway and that's again they need like a documentary on how they're like running like this whole entire thing because i'm just interested right and i i allegedly they have a hairstylist for the girls because she posted jen and she posted kata and she was saying like oh hmua but i'm like but when do you come in though you know what i mean i wonder if maybe it's like a halfway through because i wonder like i don't know what they have to do for nails like everything situation i don't know a lot of things to consider but just like girl your hair looks so fucking sickening like bitch i was glad she said tt's only here for casey don't play with her um and heavy on don't play with her that mug is so nasty and it's just like they can't even handle all that even if they wanted to but it was a lot of like y'all can't handle but it's just like this is when tt came out oh no i was just like except for corbin he can handle but he think he can't but i'm like shut your i want to put a muzzle on him genuinely because i was just like the go to work the go to work the go to work counter at this point was so goddamn high which mind you okay sorry let's yeah let's keep going and i was just like genuinely like corbin please relax my love but he can't he can't well that's he's literally 22 from miami like literally with like a yeah anyway um um now to alana who i'm gonna pay all the fucking dust in the world because she deserves all the dust that's my you know what i'm saying like yeah like yeah if y'all didn't know she was caught quite literally last year very literally 98 weeks ago 98 weeks ago like talking about like yeah saying slurs racial slurs using the racial slurs biblically accurate biblically accurate like actually a slur like calling people you uh like you a slur yeah okay um yeah she's like in film school she looks nothing like that on the show like literally docs her entire life mind you i'm like baby it's a wrap it's a wrap it's a wrap because what you mean 98 weeks ago like but here's the thing more importantly i already knew before and you know it's so funny i watched this and i was like she's giving me racism because she went bryce oh made out made out made out zach made out made out made out corbin here you can touch caleb made out made out not too much you animal like oh yeah like she literally sincere casey and corbin look all the poc boys literally paying them oh don't touch me you filthy bitch and again trying to be on this like yeah i'm just like not even like dude i'm like baby don't even come on love island and not be here ready to suck toes like shut up shut up also you suck toes bitch because we saw your whole pussy out during the the villa versus the villa versus villa like you have no problem with your pussy the naked off the naked off yeah i'm like they just can't be black so no worries love we're gonna send we're gonna send you oh she's probably out she's probably gonna send you right back to where you came from she has to be out of here in a real way he's calling yeah baby 98 weeks ago and honestly that's where honestly when the when it's the boys turn and they start like you know doing their one two that is where corbin really ate with alana because he paid her back her medicine where he's like oh and for you you don't want too much right if he a dog he a dog too like you're in that's you know he lives in miami so i'm sure he clocked the fuck out where he was like what's up with that right all the black okay yeah okay honestly so alana you dust you dusty as fuck for me no you dust um so then can we talk about how oh right and then jayden shout out so then it's like you need to like shout out the girls can we talk about though how like immediately and again everything's so calculated you give the men boom boom boom and then here go here go the chud boat oh here go the chud boat baby 12 and it's not even shade because like you can be chud like i'm chud you know it's no tea yeah but then why did they why did they give the girls all 28 through 36 like they kind of just like work in tech and finance like you're playing you're playing and not even like shade to the men i say that in the sense of like production team love island production team you are the all-knowing being you know exactly what all of these girls men on this villa look like you know exactly all their shows you've been studying you've been studying you've been studying you've been studying them wooty wooty woo so then when it's time for the girls to do their big one y'all brought a bunch of men who like literally clearly aren't even any kind of guy they've turned their head at yet because then i had it had me thinking like when the boat was giving like mask island like it was giving hella like we we get her i was like okay vissy here's the thing all of their men right now were like low girls like they're all like femme they're all kind of like pretty like cute like bitch they kind of like and they'd be talking like like they literally be like yeah shut up bitch i'm like girl stop period so then you go and bring just like oh no well i do have to give a quick shout out before we get into the men i do have to shout out a couple things love first off melanie listen i've been on your ass still low-key probably gonna be on your ass a little bit but it's just it's out of love baby girl i did i think they already did their big boom though what do you mean i think that from here on out their relationship will be one of the more palatable ones unfortunately well but no but this is what i mean again forget yeah it's like never forget i'm not going to do this shit but this is where you know she really got to do her like toxic like she what had me weak as fuck and i do have to give the girls their shout because this is this is my kind of kiki this is my kind of kiki for real where you show me some shit where it's gonna rage bait me where i start talking out me mouth yeah the part that had me weak as fuck highlight melanie silent she just goes like all the girls trinity i want to see this shit i want to see this shit endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired 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damn big booty yeah working bitch yeah like i'm like okay i know what's going on if i was watching the tape and my man was literally sitting here talking about some oh you sick one of them oh you one of them you're doing math up here like you wanted them like no thank you so it's like melanie had me weak as fuck well and yes i think she's silent because in a way that's gonna piss me off because it's gonna work for the rest of the season but we must not forget like baby you there's some notes here and i hope you take them and apply them and i'd love to see you come back a little more both of y'all really if god can place his hands on sincere shoulders are real then like yeah but like with melanie i'm like girl you know there's some notes and i hope you take them and like move on and like evolve but i think she's silent because all y'all everybody else this y'all first time seeing some shit like that this y'all first time trinity like bryce like don't say melanie and what makes it so toxic but it's gonna work and they're gonna choose each other at the end which is so insane baby he already ran you through the mud babe and you he already look around so like oh shit like he already did all of this cost is nothing new so if you were willing to stick by him through this there's nothing that well and that's what she quite literally said she was just like i'm gonna see i'm gonna let him do his one two get it out his system she quote said get it out his system baby it's embedded into his system it's embedded and the way how every time she would talk about him the sentence would end with again like it would be like yeah i'm just scared he's gonna do it again y'all play but don't worry he won't because he's sick um don't worry he about to play so nasty but it's not it's not nothing you haven't seen before so um so the part that had me weak as fuck and it's just where i really do have to just give my like one two like y'all bitches have me weak as fuck genuinely kenzie come here come here i won't talk to you love give me your hand the clam slam bitch the clam slam busted into some that's a split hybrid twerk something just doing anything mind you melanie with all the motion in the ocean and kata just vibing just gorgeous as fuck but miss ken miss kenzie where she actually sent me into another orbit which was just like fuck you as if like anyone can see that it just felt so right but that's the thing is like kenzie's cringe as hell but she is free no it's just like one of those things where like you know you're just stimming and you just do some crazy shit and you're just like for no reason like you just are stimming and you go no right but it's like a full like mind you clam slam or pelvic slam because the way how she does it like where she has her pelvis like boom i'm like mama she was trying to like send the booty right she was trying to right and honestly like all shade well it's no shade but all shade in the sense of i mean it like after i would have seen anaya melanie the way that they would throw it and that shit literally had a recoil that i was like guys blur it like honestly i'm not gonna lie to you guys i'm not gonna lie to you guys i'm not gonna honestly blur it because y'all like genuinely unless you're gonna unless you're gonna show up with flowers and put respect on the altar you shouldn't be looking at this yeah this how i know kenzie a real bitch she don't give a fuck because she sure did try to throw it after too she sure did try to throw it and it was silent and and she was it was a bag bone baby and i know i know something about a bag of bones i know it's an iced coffee moving around that's why listen i'm not throwing my bag of bones around if they already done throwing the meat arby style around if there's no meat and arby's around i will throw my bag of bones around if there's no meat and arby's around if there's no meat and arby's around we'll throw the bag of bones because you'll kind of you know what i mean you'll meet me in the fantasy you'll be like okay she i don't know yeah but it's like if we shake around the iced coffee if we shake around the iced coffee but then the nespresso here i'm like i'm not doing that if i saw melanie shake ass i'd be like shit i know i mean i've never done that before and i literally tooted up with meganese literally and i literally like boom boom like i was watching the screen like if he a dog i'm a dog too like it's let's respect the craft let's respect the craft okay moving now on 17 we in casa for real they done paid the girls dust because mind you they couldn't even like dance on the man because they brought in 35 of them right but i did see a comment that had me weak as fuck that that said melanie said give me 10 and production said like production gave her 12 so i'm like you know what eight um also alana's giving bra girl to me which who the hell would day alana's the oh right she's just like so okay her conversation first off but pop real quick her talking to zach right zach stand on like an ounce of business for whatever reason like she's already made out with your brother which clocked the t of to zach we made out one time to the girls we went on a date so she's so and also i clocked that and again like maybe i'm conservative too but i'm just like i'm not going to eat your brother i'm not i don't feel like second everyone dick tonight like i just feel like it's just kind of like it's a little too like it's just like oh but you know what it is i feel like what zach is giving he don't even like her and honestly he don't like anyone for real because genuinely he's sick as fuck over Keita. Just be sick, bro. He's sick as fuck. But anyways, I literally wrote that she's lying because she said they made out in the club. He came up to her. She never talked to him again and then she took the girls. They went on a date. Who's to know what's true? What pissed me off is her cat being named Mewtwo which is a fucking Pokemon and her being like, I like Pokemon and I like and I'm in film school. Bitch, shut up. I don't care. She would say the same to us and worse. It'd be worse because she called me No, she literally said N-word hard R-20-22, y'all. After we done cleaned the streets up, we had y'all like girl, this is what's going on. And I can't even get into that. Mind you, Juneteenth got added as a holiday. You still saying the N-word? Mind you, well, and her feet ain't had no black squares, I'll tell you that. Oh, no. Girl, it's Trump everything and the sheriff live next door, baby girl. You're really using slurs biblically accurate. You're not even over here singing Mo Bamba, bitch. You literally were just like, you will be. That's crazy to me. That's crazy to me. You know, Zach's like, because they do have to have someone sleep in their bed. He's just bored as shit. He's just bored trying to prove that he don't like his girl. That's crazy. The part that had me weak as fuck, you know when he does like, okay, so, you know, this is my favorite part. You can tell so much when they show at the end of the night how they're sleeping. You know what I mean? Of course. Mind you, every girl literally sitting there, eyes wide open, staring at the ceiling, fucked up. Eyes wide shut. Besides, besides Kata and Trinity sleeping like motherfucking babies. And that's how you know. Because trust, you will be dealt with. That's how you know. And y'all go, y'all top, that's top two right there. We need that though. And TT and KC doing the most since here's a fucking dog. KC. Literally. KC. KC. Day one. Day one? Like. KC. KC. KC. You a dog, you a mutt. KC, KC. Like, you literally. And I knew yo ass was a dog. And here's the thing. It's I pick Clark. It's I pick Clark. It's I pick Clark. It's gonna give I pick Clark. And honestly, okay, here's the thing too. And again, like, not even to, I don't know. Like, this, the Gemini in me, like, I do be thinking about shit five different ways. My thing is, again, here go my client that I only bring up when I'm dealing with, like, your child is first degree and his is just second. He kind of just like, I don't know. Like, Corbin will look you in your eye and be like, let me tell you something. And it'll piss you off. You'll hear, it'll piss you off. Corbin will be like, you know what, Kenzie? Listen. If somebody's walking around, I think she's fine. I'm gonna go explore. You should go explore something too, bitch. And you'll be like, why'd you say bitch? And he's kind of just like, I don't know. I got excited, you know? You get your butt pops. KC. Why are you coming to Casa talking about, and again, as always, like, why Casa eats so bad and why, like, going to Italy makes you think you want to move there in the sense of, like, breaking you out of the social norm of the villa and all of a sudden you can be honest because you, he over here feeling like he was, like, shervilled down, whatever. Why wouldn't you just say that though? And that's where really, KC, this is what I mean. We need to clear your throat chakra for motherfucking real, for once and for all. Like, we need to release your throat chakra so you can fucking speak with words. Like, speak. Like, speak. Going back, I clocked this tea with, he was the only boy who wanted to save soul. And the only reason they were going to keep soul was with the logic that, like, because someone's going to talk to her. Because as of right now, the boys' logic was we're only keeping people that people want to talk to. Whatever. And it's just, like, the girls, low-key, it was a chop, but the boys were talking like a bunch of girls, so it's like, shut the fuck up. Right, the boys were the girls and the girls were slut-shaming so it's, like, great. So it's just, like, honestly, y'all, like, canceled each other out, like, whatever. But it's, like, even then, his communication with Anaya being well, yeah, I am going to talk to her. Shut your bitch ass up. Like, genuinely, Anaya and everyone wants okay, yes, Anaya has had moments of insecurity, but it's, like, how can you not? Again, this is my projection coming in. Like, this is not Anaya's truth or, like, the truth of the matter, but it's, like, as someone who has dealt with, in the past, dated people who, like, tell you fucking one thing to your face and then move away that's completely different, it's really blowing smoke up her ass and she doesn't deserve that. If you really care about her, if you really fuck with her, you would give her honesty. Be honest, Kasey, that's it, because your heart is very much so in the right place, but your approach and your attitude towards things is, like, this chip on your fucking shoulder. Anaya having an attitude about the fact she literally said it, bro. She did have an attitude. She was a little. But here's the thing, here's the thing. Again, what Soul. Honestly, Soul Society coming to you live. Soul Society. At the end of the day, it is Soul Society. It's Soul Society, it's words from Soul where she said, why can't you be honest with me? Do you think I'm going to spank you? Right. And yes. All of them. All of them. I do feel like that. But here's the thing with Anaya and Kasey. At this point, Anaya and you, like, you should have put the Soul shit to bed. For real. You shouldn't have wrote that love letter to her talking all this shit about, like, it's you, me, and, like, you know what I mean? It's like, you really, really, at this point, she really is, like, you keep making her turn to insecurity because it's like, you say one thing, you do another. You say one thing, you do another. Until finally, for whatever reason, you just blow up and you're like, I would talk to her. Yeah. And I fear that my thing, and the only reason why I hesitate on that thought is it's like, and I think a lot of the, and I'm gonna just tie it into what I was gonna say about Trinity because come get your baddy chain, like, literally first gold baddy chain ever made genuinely is, like, I fear Kasey and Anaya, for example. Number one, you guys just aren't compatible. And that's okay. You're not, like, super compatible in the way that it's, like, aside from all of, like, how you guys trigger each other, it's also just, like, the communication, like, and this is why I was like, Kasey, when I can fucking get my manila folder together, I'm gonna handle it. The way that he talks to the boys compared to the way that he talks to her. Yes! That's literally me right now. Ha ha! Girl! That face carnassi, though, King. Like, love that for you. But the vibe of, like, when you're talking to her, it's allegedly this feeling of, like, communication. When you talk to the boys, it's, I don't want to argue about this shit again. Yeah. Interesting. My thing, though, is I fear that who suffers from this? Anaya, Melanie was suffering from this, Zach suffering from this, Kenzie was suffering from this. This vibe of very Gen Z bullshit where it's like, at the same time, y'all are doing the same thing. Yeah. Which is, like, Anaya, and they've all done it, and this is why I was like, Trinity, you're a real bitch. They all have done the thing where it's like, okay, then go talk to her then. Then go talk to her. Yeah, if you want to talk to her, go talk to her. But then, at the same time, emotionally and energetically, you're icing them out, you're, like, making them feel bad for talking to other people. So then, when he comes back and he's like, yeah, you're telling me, but, like, I feel like you don't want me to explore people. I feel a little trapped. It's like, yeah. Because what I would want, if I was gonna, like, you know, ESPN it and circle the play, the perfect scenario would be, for all of them, for Zach, too, for Kenzie, at that one point when she was doing the same shit, Melanie is like, you talking to Soul, for example, using them as an example, you talking to Soul would hurt my feelings because that implies there's a possibility that you're gonna like her better than me. I don't like that. So when you come to me and you're like, yeah, can I talk to her? My instinct is like, no, honestly. It would really hurt my feelings and, like, that's a really big risk for me and, like, it would just hurt my feelings. What everyone has chosen instead is the Shira 7. You know what? Like, I'll be like, do you want to talk to her? Yeah. You know what? Fine. Whatever. Go talk to her. No, go talk to her. I don't care. I don't care. Then when the bitch, I don't care, since you're the only one who'll do it, though, for real. When the girl's, I don't care, then you're like, I knew it. I knew it. This proves what I thought about you, which is like, you're a dog, da-da-da-da-da, but it's like, to Trinity why she gets the body chain. When Trinity was like, and me, like, let me scroll down. When Trinity was talking about some basically, like, I'm scared, mind you. The cut is so sickening they're gonna win the whole thing. When she was like, I don't know what Bryce doing over there. Like, I'm sick. Like, they had her in the confessional, like, I'm sick, but at the end of the day, I'm gonna be vulnerable and be like, I'm gonna stand beside you because I know what I want. If everyone in the island could do that, and if everyone could do that in life, really, we would live in utopia where it's like, listen, the more vulnerable route being, that's my man, and even though I'm scared, he about to do me nasty, like, nasty with the poochie, like, I choose Clark. The more vulnerable, arguably, more vulnerable way to be is to be like, but I like him, and I'm gonna stick beside him, like, regardless, like, I'll get my feelings hurt because I love, because I like you, because we're closed off, but I fear, like, the Gen Z Shira 7fication of, like, when you talk to everyone, though, they're like, just go. I, like, literally, Zach, just go. Talk to Caleb. He probably has a nice house and a nice car. It's like, baby. Chill, bro. We really dug deep, but that's not the point of the show. If we really dug deep, though, we'd be like, you kissing Caleb just really made me feel like, damn, like, I might lose my girl. Like, I really like you, like, yeah. We ain't ready for that, though. We ain't ready for that. And that's why Trinity gets her body changed, because I was like, you're the realest. You're the realest one, I fear. Melanie gets, like, a Cuban link from me, because she said some shit that actually had me so fucking weak. She funny right now. See, she back on her funny shit. Melanie really, like, on her funny shit, because it's just, This is her sweet spot, where she goes. to be toxic and she gets to like exactly and it's not even doing too much and she gets to play and right now it's really not doing too much because it's like before previously yes but it's like right this energy calls for casa more i don't know if it calls for like early days three day into the villa anyways exactly anyways melanie follow me follow me there's an email here i'm writing and like i'm gonna finish it no like me trying to send melanie an email right now like damn here's the thing melanie you are fucking sending the absolute fuck out of me when she said mind you day one just woke up men aren't even here yet and she was like recapping what happened and she was like i mean look at their fucking hands like your hands are just digging in that ass your hands are digging their ass you might as well wipe their ass with your and that's giving like when you just start saying shit like it's like yeah you might as well wipe like our little explorers for real girl our little like here's the thing here's the thing girl no and y'all don't want to hear about our little explorers our little explorers because let me tell y'all about people who explore in in in the thing and it's just like there's a way to explore without doing the absolute most but here's the thing here's the thing i think what honestly the the real question people should be asking and you know what if you end up being on love island take this intake question with you it could be you yes it could be you take this intake question with you when you are in the island which is the question what is exploring look like for you what is exploring look like for you because to casey is giving fuck anaya tease literally tease first off because the way that casey's moving right now and i'm kind of flipping flopping from like going back going forward this is just general kiki now but it's like the way casey's moving right now he's literally paying anaya so much disrespect in the sense that even he's like you know talking about when casey gets with corbin bro he really starts like they're both like he really gets in his like you know instead of his boy ass bag and that's what he's been doing all season too yeah because when your mic is still hot when you're talking to the boys and again i was like listen casey there's you know whatever we'll figure it out more but like that was my big red flag with him was like but when you talk to the boys it's like something completely different and what really had me pissed off was like you know what i mean like when you talk to the boys it's like you know what i mean like what really had me pissed off about casey is he keeps he keeps acting like anaya just literally treated him like shit this whole season and i'm like actually she's been one of the most respectful like when you really play it back to even that time where they were on the bed trying to find their person yeah she didn't kiss a single person yeah and you know whether she did or whether she didn't it's not a big deal but it's like she's proven to you time and time again that like she's all in for you and like yes you guys were default couple but even through that his logic was like she doesn't actually like me because it's just default couple she this is what i was saying i fear in the beginning which is like here it go y'all do the whoop the whoop the whoop but like at the end of the day no shade i knew that though but here's the thing and you could have just said that though but that's the shit that's really pissing me the fuck off about him is like on camera y'all you're literally on camera because it's like bro again anaya gave you an honest shot that's why early days day one when he was like you know i was like sad you weren't behind my door and she was like i know but like low key she was like i vibe with you like they had their whole kiki and like really connected and i was like i see y'all for real like i see y'all casey when people talk about exploring you're actually literally just straight up like when oh when he said this to corbin i was honestly like bro just cut the fucking camera oh my god i literally wrote down casey door the explorer in this bitch thank you whoa you clocked that t wait that's kind of scary sorry i literally looked down i was like wait like okay you're like okay sorry no but you have that gag me a little no to bring up the explorer yeah because it's like he now all of a sudden a nine shit all of a sudden uh what do you have in common with a night nothing nothing i have nine and i have nothing in common okay exactly okay and what do you have in common with a nine nothing nothing i have nothing in common what's crazy about it is again and is again it really comes back to the idea that like honesty and you know what and i was gonna say this then you peel back another layer and it's on something else which is like the crux of this being bitch you're on tv this is a show the goal is to stay in a couple okay case the layer again where it's like you could have afforded yourself such less just like overall flack and like whatever if you were to just be more honest but it reminds me that it's like well to stay on the show you need to be in a couple and i fear like i forget that like you guys are on a game show so like whatever but that's the thing you look at these two men right here and again i'm not saying corbin angel but i'm saying he human okay here's what i'm saying corbin walk around the villa with the backpack on does it have the kenzie button on it yeah because he was like okay i'm trying yeah like you my girl you know we did our little art we did our narrative already we did our toxic little like oh you want caleb y'all doing it to get like justice for caleb that's a whole other thing now corbin i'm watching him through this show and the only reason that i can like literally be like is because he always had the wig on he had the wig on he had the backpack on if you're like what's in the backpack he'd be like bitch a map low-key like if i see some i'm gonna go see it period well and yeah we claw i said that and we clocked t that's what's making kc's narrative even more sinister because you literally had the audacity to really sit here and like act like you didn't really need to be this like captain save a hoe like oh i'm a hero i'm a hero monologue the speeches that oh you're so beautiful you're so beautiful like black girls get paid dust but like with you you every time i think of black women i think of you i'm like as of two weeks ago or right okay every time i think of black women i think of you genuinely save it save it just save it save it for penguin books but save it for penguin books or save it for a little thing for my like kitchen from cole's like it's just like guys i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it the honesty that could be afforded to you but again we can't talk about the third layer which is like breaking the fourth wall of like you can't even afford yourself that honesty because if that meant you lost your couple now you're vulnerable now you don't want to talk about that i'm like we can get into the cost of men which is the fact that anaya let me get with you my client and i send you an email can i know my client well yes yes you know what i will i see you okay girl and it's just like listen anaya you sweet sweet sweet girl you're just doing your best you're the tools that you got okay as we're seeing it's like again you got paid dust in this villa yeah you don't deserve dust because you really be holding this villa the fuck together in ways in ways just enabling ways it's laser enabling but it's ways and it's ways and like low-key it's just like people need you here period and so do the producers and so do the producers but also it's just like anaya i see you i see you and like i understand the frustration of like getting your face played totally but it's like we don't because it's like the boys are clocking one thing yeah because casey is again spreading this narrative that like anaya doing too much she won't let me explore she won't let me explore whatever and i'm like i feel like at one point she really just gave up and was like dude genuinely fucking do whatever but like trinity oh that's the fucking bitch that's boots bitch that is boots like he and dora but he definitely boots like it's like why are you following dora around but it's like you don't even want to go on the fucking road you don't even want to explore bitch it's just like stop like your boots but you got to do your whole thing to learn it fine there's a grander lesson fine you're literally boots as fuck and sincere is the map because he's literally like i don't want these bitches oh and one thing about sincere is like no shade like he is the anaya for the boys in the way that like one thing about sincere he gonna be like you got this king keep your and you know what go talk to her caleb go talk to her because you don't i'll be like shit i like i'll literally be like no i'm gonna go talk to her he built him up he affirmation barbie real bad um anaya walk with me here right here's the thing that i gotta talk to you about right you got carl schmidt from the bay bitch from schmidt's creek from schmidt's creek i i know they say denver but like he was really made in a lab he was made oh he's literally san francisco he works at facebook on the 26th floor and he drives his tesla or wassa and betta he got an electric bike oh yeah he gave me electric bike vibes he he got a rivian and like and like japanese like i don't know yeah and he got an electric bike and he got an electric bike and he's giving weijia i don't know if that's true i'm sorry is he halfway did he say because he just said okay yeah and then his mom's chinese right his mom's white his dad's mom's white his dad's chinese okay right weijia weijia so you know carl here's my thing about carl girl at the back go ahead very he's giving you just he's giving denver he's giving you what you see is what you get i think like you know you can be in flow state and carl is just gonna throw his head back and yeah carl said love like he literally saw the email and it's love island he was like well of course love um he's giving carl is always going to give you his heart his best and he got a smile on his face he's gonna show up on time and he is gonna do his best to handle it and his apple watch hella in the fucking lockbox like damn oh mind you 46 milliliter like he got the biggest one bitch because he'd be trucking and trekking and like doing his thing right but here's the thing okay carl right okay anaya he plays volleyball okay and what you need to know is you played volleyball too exactly and here's the motherfucking thing with carl he is giving you he saw some with miss nina he was like yeah because he's like do you want love yes or no it's really simple he old head like me no he ain't playing he old head like me i'm 28 too and it's just like you know us old heads like we like to do that we can see it for the first time we can start to see where it's like the future now makes sense it's like we have like object permanence like it's like okay right right it's developed and i is like listen right 22 is gonna be the first baby daddy on love island he's gonna be the first person to impregnate someone right on love island the way he's moving right now literally bitch at this point he's legs behind the head baby girl no condom yeah so it's like he gonna come back baby mama in tow whether or not they end up together right honestly first first person in her story well actually history sorry his story like his story history to bring back three people right fuck it because he just and corbin brought back two he gonna bring back three like it's like so it's like five the girls they ain't got beds soul ties about to be fucking booked and packed booked and busy mind you mr carl he he want your nachos and so the 22 year old t of it too it's just kind of like listen if i was 22 i'd be scared if a guy was talking about i got a job and a house do you want some i'll be like i don't know like i think i want to some i don't know so i think this will be the marker of what you really want which also i would understand i will say as somebody who is 22 once having this thought right now in this like i'm i'm processing this it's like i'm gonna understand if she decides that that's too much yeah because i also think that it's like listen 22 is that age where you lock in with somebody like casey for two years and then you break up and you're 26 and you're literally like oh fuck let's learn something from this let's learn something from this so i i definitely have understanding for that however again are we all being like are we being honest on love island because if we are here you go right here here's the thing that's what you want mr carl that's what you want mr carl he's my client too let me which are we let me say this number one they're taking it and damn near they might take it final four because let's really think about the psychology of you're on this island a bunch of strangers you making your way through you're doing your one too all of a sudden you get to casa more and some fine shit that you dm'd is there you guys know you live in the same city you already know that you have the same interests there's already this arguably shouldn't be allowed like connection base there that's like when they started talking about being moots and they started talking about do you remember dming me and he's like what and she's like yeah you like told me you want to work out like we both live in miami like whatever he's like oh my god like yes i remember bitch it's cut well and also he clocked her teeth from the very beginning which he was like she's some miami shit he literally said she's some shit from miami which baby kenzie's from kenesaw georgia kenzie's from kenesaw georgia they don't and it's just like i don't personally know i would love to know if the producers knew or didn't know about that tea but i'm just like i don't know if that within the context of love island should be allowed because ultimately again like if i was on unfamiliar island and then like some guy from la who i literally been in their dms like hey like but i will say that's like the culture low-key of like baddie people well you know what i mean like is it fair well you know ace and chelly ace and chelly but that's the same thing where it's like you kind of already have that even if it's just a little shred you know what i mean you kind of have that foundation of like you both know that you're interested in each other you both know that you live in the same city so it kind of turns into something outside of the delusion of love island which is like because it's like y'all could work for real yeah no it's like and when they locked in i was like oh y'all just go ahead and take it all the way because it does kind of give like oh i already kind of wanted to date you exactly and now we're on fiji also i do need to talk about zach kissing alana for no fucking reason which is the dumbest reason well like to prove a point okay we'll just know that kata's moving hella classy but yeah and they gonna make it too though i already know they're gonna make it too but i'm just letting you know that like genuinely i feel like once kata finds out that like zach and alana kiss and the fact that alana dated charlie is gonna put a bad right i do think they're gonna work through it because of kata's security and emotional intelligence as she's demonstrated so far we will see back to her in 11 because she also has an opportunity here let's talk about this let's talk about my we'll hold on we'll hold on let me talk about my let me talk about my um my fellow church member oh oh oh SONIA DARA what was her name miss diva the first one who's talking to sincere and is hearing the lies of the pied piper can i tell you something can i talk about her for literally two minutes amora amora amora sweetie amora robinson when amora said i've been asking god for a sign when that butterfly came through and i you know what i wrote down do you want to know what i wrote down i would love to know i i said that was the sign from a demon bitch that's demonic energy run as somebody who doesn't believe in demons as somebody who doesn't believe in the moth mind you okay love that that's me though because i literally girl i'd be like i was fine like i don't know as somebody who doesn't believe in the devil i don't think i'm like i don't think when she hit us with god when she hit me when she hit me with god when i when i heard about the big man when i heard about the capital g god on love island first of all i was like stop i was like stop stop stop don't bring him into this she talking about i asked for a sign and he sent me sincere like i'm like if you're praying to god and this would make sense for 21 see the lessons you start learning shit if you prayed to god for a sign and he sent me sincere baby he sent you a trial let's talk about how he sent you a trial and he sent you a tribulation maybe he sent you a trial let me tell you what god just sent you right now he just said baby girl baby girl my baby girl you're on here twerking and dwerking and dirking and talking asking god for signs he that was your sign to go home he sent you a lesson that was genuinely the way see how the butterfly didn't stay it left right it left the villa it didn't stay in the villa that was your sign to get away and here's what's worse or here's what's even worse sir as we see uh for the yin to sincere being melanie we'll talk about that scene you're telling me mind you either they flew you out last minute because they just like saw you on the street or they just like saw you on the street and they were like you're sickening can you come through and be in fiji or you didn't want to watch the show so far because you wanted to give everybody i don't know a fresh chance because i know that there's no fucking way well there's a way i do know that there's a way that you sat in your hotel room the same way everyone else did and oh you know what kill kills me miss amora miss amora miss amora robinson miss amora dupree here's what actually takes me out about you here's the thing here's my problem about this this thing right follow me here follow me here this is this can't even be an email right now soul society proud member right here let me tell you something she got duped and dragged by sincere melanie thrice twice you name it it's happened to her duped and dragged by sincere dragged now you want to talk about we're a good match melanie doesn't know shit she confused she don't know shit about shit and that you were good match no you're not a good match no you're not well no you're not and in the way of the lord like she's trying to help him see the light and here's here's the thing like genuinely here's the thing about sincere where you really have me weak as fuck okay sincere you've had me weak as fuck multiple times because you just really chalk it up to that demonic ass energy entity honestly moving through you i can only hope channeling channeling something sinister sinister um what took me the fuck out was he has this glaze in his eyes and this is what i mean about explore right you have no one's actually genuinely give him the bob bitch give him the dora bob genuinely cut his shit next his next haircut genuinely needs to be the dora bob because no one has thank you the fucking captain ceo bitch because you want to talk about explore explore explore you explored with soul boots boots that's my boots bitch you even have boots at your side explore with soul now you want to talk about amora walks in oh y'all you weren't even looking for anything he don't even like her like i don't like the way he's talking he's literally like she was like i really like you i like you're so sweet like sister i really like this and he's like i like you too holy and that's why i'm genuinely like i fear amore must be and i'm being serious like she must be a producer plant because see how everyone else paid sincere dust because they all watched it horrified from their screen and they were like if i talk to this man like baby melanie's his match yeah baby y'all good y'all gonna have three kids that's the part that genuinely sends the fuck out of me is like can we talk about our joint client bryce yes because here's the thing here's the thing zach you're not my client but like right i'm just like you listen to this like bryce tries to like bring him in so times to like consultations and i'm like i can't really do nothing for you right now sir for him because it's like you got other yeah he on his own journey like through the himalayas like he like doing something you got a net 30 you have to see through right here's the thing right bryce that's what happens when you have 29 in the villa okay no let me tell you let me tell you when the old heads get in the villa right because here's the thing about bryce he kikied he said hey my my hat was hard and something else was hard too the producers were like say something he's like um i'm kind of hard i don't know and they hit the ice spice and handle he's just and he like a little awkward he a little funny he a little you know what i mean i love bryce he you grew on me bryce but he is 29 and it's showing it's starting to really show and bryce again i take back the words that i said i was wrong about you a little bit you real i was wrong about you a little bit i didn't know i didn't know what you were what you were bringing to me i didn't know what it was about to give because i thought you were playing sure when you did that kata shit i thought you were playing in my face right but actually being dead serious but he was being actually so dead serious and it's like genuinely you're so lucky you're with trinity who's just like i'm gonna let you do dumb shit right and still love you at the end of the day and handle love island hashtag love island hashtag love island where he just really this is what i mean we're like you prove yourself in the sense that like if you about it you don't act that way yeah bryce is literally sitting at casa more with a stomach ache right now because he because here's the thing he talked to one of the dumbest people on that island right now alana yeah and literally cracked a joke that i know was funny and quirked up because that's my quirked up king right there and you know what he said about alana thank you for the shade he said i cracked a joke and she said what i don't get it he's like and i know trinity would have understood that shit and that's serious for as a listen as a bitch you'd be cracking some jokes sometimes i'm like that's a real real like compatibility issue that's like number one that's the only compatibility issue um when that made him realize like what i have back there like these girls are beautiful but what i have waiting for me back at home yeah and it's like it's crazy because they're all not all of them some of them like zach for example is doing kind of like a less a less grounded version of that same thing where he's like i was made out with her i'm just thinking about i'm sorry i just think about kate like me saying it like i'm sorry the vibe of like i was making out with her i was thinking about kate mind you when he said that and sincere goes i know something about that bro i said and there's 50 souls every time you kiss a girl you can see through six women that are out sick so not from you not from you shut it sincere zach is like dead ass and you're like you've done that like 25 times and you've never stopped do you see how zach was like i feel a little i feel a little bad i feel a little bad sincere was like i don't know about that bro bro just push through you're sick you're sit down sit down you're sick bryce tearing up bryce tearing up because he's doing the version where it's like yeah i kind of just like sat down with some people and like talked and like they just like don't get my humor love you come here trinity doing the same thing crying crying in the confessional talking about i'm willing to be vulnerable because i just like him and also my to the front her saying that she's scared because she was just like i'm not sure if he like if he comes back with the blonde hair blue eyed girl i'm gonna have to light this villa up exactly and that's my point about trinity who is so for her like not even saying disparagingly i'm just like girl when i was 22 i wouldn't have been able to articulate that the way she's articulating it so she's just like on some like i don't even know but like you see that core she she did what would have like ended this entire island if everybody did it which is i'm scared identify why i'm scared i'm scared because i have this like deep-rooted fear that he's gonna choose somebody because like i'm dating somebody outside of my race what if he doesn't like me because i'm black like what if that okay boom grab it take it to the confessional cry about it fuck like that's really fucked up wipe the tear but that's my man so you know what even if he do me dead diggily dirtily wrong i'm still gonna stand beside him and i'm gonna be vulnerable because i like him cleared cleared cleared with a wisdom beyond her ears really because if i was on the show 22 like i say y'all i would be doing what they did next and she's so fucking respectful because genuinely high well and this is what i was saying too because i was like talking about like you know why she even kissed him right because you do have to keep in mind they didn't do what the boys got to do yeah whereas they were like they didn't get to like have a challenge where they like kiss and like solve there was chemistry and also it's just like guys charge it to the gang and again with my client being gabrielle like i'm like i'm not even gonna sit here writing y'all off for kissing bitches no i'm not i don't even care i'm sorry not that that's what you're doing yeah but just in a general sense i'm like she could have whooped that they all could like even with zach again kissing her he was like oh well because that kiss tastes like the n-word but anyway he kissed her and you're like i don't know like i have space for that because this is love island again then you see this kind of like warped perception which is sincere who will kiss somebody and be like i didn't really like that i was thinking about melanie cut to the night cam he's still kissing her oh cut to the night so okay so we're not even learning nothing from this we're just doing soul ties cut to him literally cuddling her and i was literally saying out loud while i was watching the episode you're sitting here cuddling this woman that we can tell you don't even like you could have just had this conversation not cuddling her that's what keeps getting you in trouble oh he can't just talk one realer one realer when he had that conversation and said i'm not trying to do like a what like i'm not trying to have like a real i just want to make sure melanie's okay okay whatever and the worst part is she gonna be just fine she's gonna be absolutely golden it's sick um i wanted to talk about my client kata right um here's the thing to the front kata to the front zach love the guy okay in the sense that i am not preying on zach's downfall when we like dust off all the shit like it's like okay all the shit and all the shit i've talked and all the things i have to say sure sure sure genuinely i don't wish ill upon him for real yeah my point being you do with kata there is a requirement you need to be this tall in spirit to ride that ride okay and yeah and here's the thing yeah who's who's jay shea shea shea shea shea shea baby shea baby oh sorry shea baby mother fucking gorgeous vibes yeah sick name you are i don't like this picture but it's like i don't like this picture i like him in motion him in motion is genuinely he is fine as fuck right he's genuinely fine as fuck and i'm like listen girl listen let me tell you son let me tell you something about che che don't go and instagram well why did one pop up let's click it oh hell these pictures these like clavicular posts though i'm like guys but like here's the thing he is like so he's like fucking fine yeah and he's like like his energy is like his energy is correct and again like you know letting it oh they can't run by family right let it kind of soak in let it marinate let him you know see what he wants to do because honestly like we could we could it's a little too clavicular for me in that here's the thing all i have to say is he's fine as fuck no he fine and like genuinely he could be giving like something so fierce and real and like low-key if kato wanted to see that through totally i high key want her to see that through because i feel like he's matching her energy as fuck yes and i'm like i get it she got you know she she got someone i just don't fuck with the way that zach is like punishing her for i just don't fuck with it but like literally the insecure off and i think i think she's playing it right which is like she's gonna see it through she's having conversations with him at the end of the week she can make an informed decision yeah in a similar way that zach's doing it although i already know i can feel that his heart not in it like no his heart's not in it but like mindless behavior my girl but he definitely is doing some tit for tat shit where he's like oh it's giving to me like he's trying to figure out what kate is doing so he can do the same thing and be like oh yeah i was gonna do that too as we know with kasa it always just turns into like literally a peacock off where everyone's like yeah i think he's like kissing people so i'm gonna kiss people and again that's why trinity the realest one who literally is like he could be that would literally have me so bent backwards head literally spinning around in this bitch but i don't want to so i'm not going to like you're real um so we will see yes cory's we will um who's talking to melanie right now i'm gonna get to you dylan and that's pretty girl rock right there like a pretty girl i'm like okay you pretty but also here's the thing about cory i don't like for whatever reason he's trying to act like he's so dom and i'm like you're not dead he's not dom but again like does it even matter what people are doing compared to what they're saying because apparently on this island it doesn't she's listening to him whatever but she don't want smoke um dylan who's talking to kenzie he's really creepy no shade but like his energy is like insanely creepy i'm not hungry but thank you for offering i'm not honestly thank you for offering king like i'm not hungry though thank you with them too is giving like two people with blue eyes saying like exactly well like he was like oh my god god your eyes are so pretty she's like your eyes are blue girl that's all she needs that's all she needs it's like perfect honestly i'm like honestly y'all like key and whatever um gal gall sorry gall gall gall gall wait uh gall schneider okay this picture here's the picture you know what he's venice down he gives me he literally gives me like santa monica venice like baby y'all about to literally be like hitting the penny board on that ass like it's no tea no he's very much so like jen's judge and like i don't know like i'm like cool he's in cool he's like he's jen's judge he calif california he's very california he's california boy and he's 29 so like they're gonna be snooze but it's like honestly girl period honestly girl i'm like fuck it if y'all can like just key and chill and again the tea of like i think there is something to oh you're in la she in la girl y'all just handle some shit yeah honestly just handle it probably have like mad moots like yeah they probably do he's giving that okay like exactly owns a surf brand right yeah and coffee shop and coffee shop right something like that shout out jendleton like you know what i mean like gen x pen yeah yeah he's yeah like i've i've literally seen him before yeah that's like venice beach cowboy yeah period period happy for y'all um like when it's just chill shit it's like yeah period i guess my like final words are for sincere which is the fact that he really was playing with amora so crazy that she's just like cuddled up like really he just doesn't have a classy bone in his body and more importantly i just feel like again i've never been cheated on yeah and so you know it's like i can't talk about what i would do or wouldn't do because like i just have never been through that experience right but seeing someone who's so fiercely like a serial cheater and just even doing it out of like is it boredom is it whatever but just literally like holding this girl that you know you're gonna pay dust mind you she's telling you sweet nothings of a mess and nothings because she's 21 and a student she's still learning and i'm all flew by god forbid well and god didn't forbid god he just he don't give a fuck he don't give a single fuck it's it's crazy and it's at this point i'm like amora i'ma just look the other way sister because it's like either you genuinely didn't see the mp3 for or like if you did then period you signed up for the sincere experience and you about to get it it's no tea you're about to get the only sincere you're about to get the sincere experience because because melanie is unfortunately like he know where home at so it's just like we know where home at like it's like girl it's chill y'all both got like the cookie monster pajamas on it's no and honestly for that genuinely i'm like y'all yin and yang so nasty that it's like i just personally don't want to see it on my screen because my cortisol is fucked up from it but like y'all go hey y'all handle y'all shit you already did your one like yeah y'all got it that's harley and joker so it's no tea no that's harley and joker um which goes into just some low violent shit which is like you know now they got the villa off and like i literally was sitting there like genuinely had like a carrot and cut and like was like clutching my pearls because this the genuinely i was just thinking about like this is my projection of like of course when i go to fiji i'ma go girls gone wild don't have my phone forgot about like instagram like honestly just like they they tell me to suck like you know like literally prompt is just suck like i'm a suck like it's no tea like they got me off two glasses of wine and like everybody else doing it so it's like like literally sucking a fucking golf ball out of a hose like golf ball out of a hose and then like suck like spitting in someone else's mouth but the way that like i got hit with the wave of like conservatism for specifically the suck when they had kenzie elizabeth well mind you kenzie she's going to jail too because she her category was bite but somehow it turned to cartwheel flip suck lick i was like it's bite though when kenzie's whole puss wonka came out i was like can we get a modesty blanket like can we get a modesty blanket for my divas but remind me her name i'm sorry i'm like can we look up the name no not tt with um amora corbin oh parmita parmita when they had parmita and corbin shit literally so chopped up zoomed in because mind you literally had her puss wonka out and i'm sure it was sickening too so i'm like girl eat girl eat it i know he was in there biting cheeks nasty style yeah he was biting cheeks he was biting cheeks he was biting cheeks because they run that genuinely run that scene back because they actually like everything was like literally i did i did see that i did see that and i know they ain't parmita thank you parmita thank you for everything that you're doing and honestly this is like this is corbin's yin and yang right here like here y'all go final five maybe yeah maybe four and like let's meet corbin's parents he is i hope you're here to stay i like you i think she's for sure i think they like you cool they cool uh we don't even know what's gonna happen on fucking thursday oh mind you no no preview no preview because they haven't there's no episode tonight there's no episode tonight not even there's after some and i'm sure they don't even know what's gonna happen girl they don't know nothing about a bunch of fucking nothing okay but love love to the law no and shout out and shout out to who will make it through this and top four predictions right now trinity and bryce all the way and you're winning behind you kate and zach behind you for me corbin and then sincere and no way around well i know in the terms of who's been together the longest but in terms of who's sickening well i was like in terms of who's sickening sure in terms of um who like for there's a lot of there's a lot of melanie and sincere truthers which god the fuck out of me really dude because they were like in the top couple well yeah well yeah yeah but i just mean there's a lot of melanie and true sincere truthers like again i listen with melanie it's like there's a plight there but with sincere is pure demonic like that is just demonic it's very very bubonic it's very demonic it's very like like dumois like girl it's just like he literally be saying like oh just his phone just oiled up booty and if there's a love island oiled up booty and if there's a love island producer watching for some reason who just like absolutely wants to like rip this idea off like i offer you this like fuck it let's do a polygraph because honestly it'd be fun to be a kiki but worse sir i know he would pass oh yeah i know he would pass they would ask him questions his conviction would simply just just absolutely heart rate on normal heart rate was normal they didn't even take their heart rates huh interesting well we don't even know if their heart was racing nothing we don't even know um and shout out caleb like seriously shout out caleb just hang in there king we'll get you out of there very soon if it has anything to just stay with jayden um just stay with jayden you guys are gonna get voted off unfortunately but caleb like i just hope you have a nice fiji experience your dms will be blown up with girlies who like want that sweet you know that sweet country shit um because it's like king you're gonna get voted off it's like not even about you it's not even about and that's like low key a compliment high key it's just like you too sweet for this shit you're way too low key you shouldn't even made it to the casa right to begin with because you too sweet for this shit and it's just like you literally corbin playing corbin corbin is just evil you don't want to go against you don't want to go against big head honcho i don't want to talk i don't want to text no one who go and text me hey big head no and he and that and again like very much that's my client love no i'll do some stupid shit he a part of my stupid department but like i'm a ride for him because again like me corbin and like i don't know like a club him and casey are genuinely so dogged out for me that like yeah i like first off casey also for whatever reason quickest no and then we're done him and sydney randomly like now you gotta be with sydney didn't even want to now is tt see how you're also redoing the shit that you're doing with anaya where it's like t t had this big fucking for no reason crash out and now all of a sudden you're like okay okay i'm back i'm back i'm back hey are you good i'm back you're actually so dumb but like but like good luck charlie but like he choose clark and like let's just handle it okay and i can only hope that anaya choose like so it's like whatever if anaya doesn't see the golf course that carl has to offer her and the the loft in san fran that awaits her i'm gonna send her off with love last thing actually sorry how could we freaking forget my boy pretty boy rock talking about he literally was like you ain't even seen half the story oh when he slipped that breach in because mind you i know for a fact the producers were like you specifically melanie like they probably sat them all down they were like if you fucking talk about sincere and what he said to her you're out of here so if he disappears i don't know yeah he cracked the code with that i don't think she gonna listen but he cracked the code oh yeah he literally was like you don't know the half of it you're not seeing the untapped boom also last thing casey saying my stock's gonna go up when i walk into that villa with tt oh yeah him saying that like he the girls don't know his power and the girls my stock's gonna go up the aura yeah i do remember and he was like the girls don't know my power casey shut the fuck up he's that little shit he's that boy shit like you're competing with men and you're acting like women care like honestly you're about to come out think you're a big boss boy you're about to come back and you're gonna prove the disappointment waiting for you at fucking home isn't that the goddamn point you don't like her you don't like and you could have just said that and you could have just said i don't like you god no one fucking said jesus shut the fuck up casey's like we have nothing in common nothing in common okay then go go have all the things in common no go have common and like you could have just had it and like shut up y'all like work at a doctor's office like show the doctor's office right the hospital casey works at a nursing he works in the nursing home and she's a cardiologist something something important something important medical um listen okay so they have so much in common now so they do so let's send it condragulations condragulations to all the new couples um we're so bad condragulations to the love island producers you guys just continue to absolutely floor me with like whatever psychoanalysis you're doing and like i just don't even know i don't even know what that room yeah it's just like and the orgies gotta stop and we and we've had it they haven't even done the food one yet where they like spit this is the fourth of july where they do that one oh it's the fourth july fourth july don't pop these fireworks but yeah sound off below who's your favorite costume we're couple um yeah any of the casa boys to stay you know what i mean or any of the girls to stay i mean we already know who from the girls are staying but like you know if you want um and yeah and yeah we're so bad shout out television shout out smirnoff ice shout out you're getting us through these babe yeah for realsies so loving y'all we'll see you next time we love you guys tar tar i want to date with rules carty says rules rough ass this is the love story of real hinge couple carty and 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