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(upbeat music) - Yep, it's all the main guy. - As you show. - We ought to bring an idiot podcast back for another week of brilliant idiot Nith. - That's a guy, walk up. - Show them in a god. - How are you feeling? Number one movie in the country, yo. - Pimper Pimper Pimper. - All right. All right. - Hey. - All right. - Is a star in the number one movie in the motherfucking country, man. - You made me manifest it. I don't know if you remember. - What you mean? - It was two weeks ago. You were like, well, tell us what you want. What's your goal? - I'd have. - Yeah. - Number one baby. Number one in the world. - Number one in the world. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Over 50 plus million dollars made. - Thank you, brilliant idiots. Then went out there to watch it, man. Thank you guys so much. - Matt, people were coming up to me saying, yo, I didn't know Andrew was gonna be in the movie so much. - No, no, no, no. - That's the big reaction. - Yo, where did my prom and I heard that like in time? I don't know, Andrew was gonna be in the movie, so I'm like, what the fuck did you all thought this was? - 'Cause I think in the trailer, I'm there like, hit. And then I leave. - Yeah. - All the trailers are not really there, but the biggest reaction has definitely been like, yo, you're like, really in the movie. - How does it feel? - Feels really cool. - Did you watch it? - Did you watch it? - Did you watch it? - Yeah, I watched it a few times. Like, you know, I've watched the movie a few times, yeah. But yeah, it's just, I don't know, it's just like, a lot of different things about it were crazy. Like, doing the whole like red carpet event in Hollywood where they shut out, shut down Hollywood Boulevard and like, after Chinese theater, it felt like some shit that I saw as a kid growing up in the 90s, like Tom Cruise showing up and standing on something, take a picture of it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Being part of that hoopla was-- - But that's what it is, that's Hollywood, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shots, you're in a blockbuster. You're in a number one movie in the fucking world, bro. Not in Hindi film, I love, we love Hindi film. - We love Hindi film. - But not in, but this is a blockbuster, a franchise. Okay, that was a hit video game that has already had one by the way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying? - It's crazy to be in the movie. - But damn, was it? - You're seeing what I'm saying? And it's actually successful. Now, I don't know if people thought it was going to be successful. I don't know. - Yeah, I mean, there's listen. Everybody's going to have an opinion on everything. - Everybody's going to have an opinion on that. - And we love all opinions. Thank you for being so opinionated about the things. - I haven't seen any bad about the movie. - No, they're people. - Can I say critique about the movie? - Of course, yeah. - Okay. I, again, this is from my fiancee, maybe watch all the Street Fighter actors. - Street Fighter is a little bit big P. - Yo, shout out P, he came to the premiere. - Yes. - Watch, you can't even spell for me without P. - All right. - Yo, life in P. Hey, you just need to understand it, okay? - Look, so I, I don't see even when I saw the movie. The guy that played-- - And Bison? - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I thought you should have been this big. - You fit this in? - No, no, no, no. - He's ball-rog. And Bison is the bad guy that-- - Yeah. - So yeah, ball-tripping. I thought ball-rog was, I thought ball-rog. - He's the boxer. - Yeah. - But I thought he was flounder. - Yeah, he was flounder. - You're actually kind of right. - Because some ball-rog used to be M-Bison. - Exactly. So like, the first iteration of the video game in Japan, ball-rog, the ball-rog character we know was M-Bison. And it's clearly a rip-off of Mike Tyson. - Yeah. - So they just made Mike Tyson, it's a Mike Bison, M-Bison. And then when they were selling it to America as a video game, they were like, yeah, we should probably switch it up. So they switched up a few of the character names. - Yeah. - So, but M-Bison. But yes, exactly, this supposed to be this big physically opposing thing. And that's where they kind of tried to put into the story. He's trying to get that power. Like, this is a little bit origin story. - But every time he used to roll his eyes, he was screaming on himself though. - Damn. - It did. - That's right. - Hey, shout out P. - Use it, I'll leave it in the show. You're thinking about the P. - Using cream into the choice. You could've said, "Nutton, we're on the firecat." You say, "cream." And that's crazy. - Yeah. - What is wrong with, it's the thing. - Mendo cream. - Okay, sorry. It's not. - Yeah, we not. - We do not. - Well, that was making a scene where like a girl like, she's having an orgasm. - Damn. - While we're actually fussing. - Yes. - What was this whole thing? - Oh, this is the Hadooken? - Yeah, what's that? - What's that? - So, the most famous, one of the most famous things. - You shoot a fireball out of your hand. That's the thing about the movie. - What the? - What the heck? - You never, I didn't know it was that crazy. - That was crazy. And you're Asian, which is crazy. - What you going to do? - You're Asian and don't know that, Chris? That's crazy. - Are you serious? - I'm joking. - Exactly the most iconic move. Please do that for a while, Chris. - I'm talking about the ball of energy. - Yes. - Are you kidding? - I don't know. (laughing) - You're never playing Street Fighter, growing up, Chris? - I must have, but you had to. - The graphics weren't good back then, man. It was just, you saw the thing. - But still, even in school, like, no, none of your friends, like, just used to do it. - I know the name. - You've heard it, Chris. - Half-Roll Puff, we were excited. - In the beginning of a song, you can. (upbeat music) - Yeah, yeah, oh. - What it was, what it was. - Only that pisses me off is, what's your name now, Scratches? - Dawson. - I thought he was going to see some dick action, bro. - What? - You never know how he gets into the living too. - Oh, bro. - You never know how he gets down. - You know, everything stretches. - That's what I'm saying. - Why? - That's you. - I didn't want to see it. - But you know, I thought it'd be a funny gag. - Yeah. - It would be a funny gag. - A girl like referenced it like. - Hey, listen, she definitely would gag. - Yeah. - You see a little thing. - Yeah. - He definitely stretches everywhere. There's some funny shit. - That is funny. Like, does everything stretch? - Does everything stretch? You know what I'm saying? - Oh, that's it. - I thought they didn't have this take, but I, in one of the scenes, I'm like, what's your name, Doug? But instead of that, I call him, I go, "Stretchy Dude." Like, I would have a bunch of different takes and then I honestly got to choose what it is. But God, dude, the movie's so much fun, bro. It is like, I do hear people like, there are some critiques where like, listen, you know, we have to work on the story, something, and I'm like, guys, like, one of the characters was raised by electric eels. - Somebody gives a fuck. - This is fun. It's a goofy video game that we made for movie as fun. It's fun. - But I've seen a lot of people enjoying it, like, taking their kids out is sick. I get all these DMs of people like taking pictures with like, their kids going to the movies. And that's fire, 'cause like, I remember going to movies with my dad. And like, the moments and those memories just, I just want, the only reason, I don't know if my kids would appreciate it, 'cause they don't know the game Street Fighter. - So that's the thing that we had to do. We had to like, find a way where kids that have no connection to the game can still go and just enjoy this movie. - Yeah. - And that's what we tried to deliver on with like, the action and then the humor and those things. - I wonder if the Xbox is in the PlayStation, I wonder if there's, because of the success of the movie, would they do a new Street Fighter game? - That's interesting. - With us now with an actual storyline though. - I mean, don't give me run other games, got storylines too, but I'm talking about like how. - Like a grand total. - Grand total. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Those games like lend themselves to films so much because it's literally a film you play. - Absolutely, you know. - GTA won't even allow you, they won't do anything. They could have been in the film, they won't do it. - They were serious. - They said it takes away, they don't want to take nothing away from the game. - Interesting. - They don't want to take nothing away from the game. - I mean, that's the biggest game in the world. Like, that's not even. - That's not even. - Come out in a month and it's people. - Literally, people call off to work. - Bro, I have a PlayStation that I haven't set up, that I was gonna set up when Spider-Man came out, then I went and bought the Wolverine game, still haven't set it up. I gotta have it set up before November 15th, bro. - Yeah, I didn't know you'd play that. - I don't, I'm in love with the graphics. I'm in love with the graphics and the story. Like, that's what I like when I play because I'm like, I'm not one of those guys just sitting around trying to beat it. I'm literally just like, you know, this shit is just cool. Like, go watch and look at it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And Grand Theft Auto is gonna, that's going to be the, there hasn't been something, it's not going, what do you talk about, monoculture? - Yes. - There hasn't been something that's monoculture, like GTA VI in the year. - That will hit monoculture. - Easily. I can't even, like, what's the last thing that was monoculture? Like GTA VI, everybody in their mother all around the world. - The last thing that was monoculture and positive, or the last thing that was monoculture. - Ooh, 'cause negative monoculture, we get hit by Lindsey Clancy, obviously. - Yeah. - You know, like, the, - I don't even know if Lindsey was, bro. - Clancy? - Yeah. - I can't even remember. - Let's keep it, let's focus on the entertainment thing. - Yeah. - It's like, what's a positive entertainment odyssey? - I don't think Lindsey Clancy was monoculture, bro. - What about the Mario Brothers? - 'Cause everybody don't know that story. I'm staring at everybody, don't know that. You can't get a Lindsey Clancy joke off, yo. The reign of Bob, it's still more popular than Lindsey Clancy. - Yo. - You could still get a Bobby joke off right now. - Compared to Lindsey Clancy, the reign of Bob, it really not that bad, bro. - Really? - It's like, she chopped the dude's dick off. - 'Cause he cheated. - I don't even know why. - She was hungry. - She was hungry, bro. Like, she was, she was, she was, she was. - Yeah, so, yo. - She chopped his dick off. Didn't have nothing else to cook it with. She just wanted to do it. - Wait a minute, did then she shoot his wife? Was that what happened? - We might be confleding it with Joey about a Foucault back in the day. - But a Foucault, yeah. - That was another monoculture story. - That was monoculture. - But that was a young woman he had in the fair with who shot his wife. - Shot his wife. - I can't remember what they're involved with. - Bobbitt was chopped to dick off. - He chopped that dude off. - He definitely cut the meat off. - Yeah, and then I think he sold it back on. And he added to it, which is crazy. - Oh, why not? - Yeah, and then he did porn. - You can add to it? - Yeah, he put a middle section. - How the fuck you do that? - I don't know. - Extend though. - Yeah, he put the key point. - Yeah, I'm not going. - You heard that story about that guy who went out to another country to get the Extend though dick and fucking died. Looked that up, the influence of the influence. I forgot where he went. And the crazy thing is he was already married. Bobblessed that, he was already married. And he was out there with his wife. And he went to go get the goddamn D.D.L. - The D.D.L. - The Dawson, you know what I'm saying? - The Dawson dick, the Dawson dick is crazy. The Dawson, I want that D.D.L. Look it up. - I read the story. - You know the story I'm talking about? - I want to say maybe Nigeria. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Is it Nigerian? - Gotta go to the source. - Nigerian boy. - Go to the source, bro. - No, he was Nigerian. - Oh, okay. - He went to fucking Thailand. Damn, Chris, all of the years you've been going there? Oh, that's Taiwan, don't mind. (laughing) He went to Bangkok, Thailand. And a London coroner wrote his death was caused by a fatal polomory, pulmonary embolism. - Yeah, blood funk. - At what? - That's a blood funk. - Yeah, after he received a 40 milligram, high loronic acid, and lick, I can't even see this. - Can I just ask an obvious, a penis enlargement injection, basic? - I know where this is going, but go ahead. - Like, if a Nigerian guy goes to Thailand, doesn't he already feel like his penis is bigger? Damn. (laughing) - I think if you're already, he was already married. Like, she's good, clearly. - Well, I don't know. - I don't know. I don't know. - You rest in peace with that. - You put a Thailand a chopper morph, not the extended. - Nah, I thought Taiwan is what the lady boys are. - Oh, not that. - Thailand, Thailand. - Thailand? - Which one is it, Chris? What do you be going? - I go to Taiwan. - Taiwan. - Thailand is infamous for lady boys. - But they got them out there. Like, they have them in Singapore. They got them in New York City. Why are we worried about Thailand? - Yeah, but it's not as prevalent as when you go to Singapore, Thailand's. - They got better press agents over there as well. - They got better press. - I think the lady boys, yeah, better marketing. - Yeah. - Oh, that's what we're looking for. - Well, even lady, if you don't call them lady boys over here. - Why? - Well, we call them lady boys over here. - They do. - I've never heard, I always hear. - Oh, we call them trans, but they call it lady boys too. - I've never heard. - I was watching something other day. What the fuck was I watching in the goggles? - I think it's pronounced lady boys. - Lady boys. (laughing) - I was watching something other day. And the guy was like, her else is rude, dude. Don't put what she said. What she said. - She said all American lady boy, it's lady boys. - Lady boy. - That's the culture, dude. And the guy was like, inside every white man is a white girl. - What? - Yeah. - God, what the fuck I was watching. - I was watching him. - It's crazy. - It's crazy. - The other guy was a woman and something, man. - Inside every white man is a woman. - He said, when every white man, he said, and every white man, and it's a white girl. 'Cause they were talking about why white guys get sexually assaulted and for this, a movie or something. Or a TV show, somebody's listening to me right now and they're like, I know exactly what movie he's talking about, yo. Let me see, let me go. - Nobody's thinking that, man. (laughing) - I promise you, man. - I'm trying to think what the fuck was I watching and I saw that. - What's up, what's up, a gay hallucination? - Inside every white man. (laughing) - Is a white girl. I promise you, yo, I was watching this. I'm like, what the fuck movie was I watching? - That's crazy, bro. Just say you like white dudes, man. You know what I mean? You don't got to make up a whole fucking, I was really a girl. - No, man, I'm telling you, man. If y'all know a movie I'm talking about, man, leave it in the comments. God damn it. - Leave it in the comments, y'all. - I hate when I'm gay. I hate when I'm gay with no context. (laughing) All right, let's do some stories, tale of gay. - How would you be gay with no context? - How would you be gay? - Yo, my weekend was crazy. I was all over the place. Friday I had to go to Charleston, South Carolina, 'cause you know I'm on the board of the International African-American Museum. So they had their home come in this weekend through the time of your Matthews, I was down there. And Saturday I had to come back to New York because we do our United Justice Coalition Summit, courtesy of Rock Nation and Team Rock. And so I hosted a panel on mental health and the justice system, did that. And then Sunday I had to go out of town again 'cause my daughter had a cheerleading showcase. - Damn, we're all that travel. - All that fucking traveling, y'all. - A lot of travel. - It's good though, I mean, it's well-cars. Listen, I am a grown man who carries himself like a grown man. And I think sometimes in life we need to be happy that we are, the age we are, and we carry ourselves with the maturity level that we do. - What is that? - Trying to say. - That means that there's still a lot of people out here who are just carrying themselves in very immature way. - I felt like that was a pointed comment. It felt like your comment was pointed at something or somebody. - Yeah, definitely. - Okay. - And who is it, just so I know what I'm getting at. - Don't even matter. - Okay, great. - Let's just say it, don't even matter. It's just-- - I can't see this going down at all. - It's a wide net. You know how when you go to like Thailand and you just throw a wide net in the water and whatever you catch in that net, you pull up on the boat and then you take it home to cook it. - Yeah, is that China? - Well, yeah, yeah. They do that in a lot of different places. It's a catching fish with nets is a very also Cape Cod. - Yeah, Cape Cod, they would do it like this. Listen, fishing with a net is not something specifically Asian, okay? This is anywhere in the world. What I need to know. What I need to know is as I yes am to you right now, what am I getting at myself? - No, but this is a general conversation. I'm sure you know a lot of people who are just immature. By the way, that right there? That right there, that's my new thing to hate on. - The Philadelphia 76s. I realized that last night, I'm watching the fucking game and I'm watching them announce the starting lineup. - Let's talk about it. - And bro, bro, bro, I'm watching, right? And I'm like, okay, fuck with Maxie. I fuck with you, Maxie. - You fuck with VJ too. - I fuck with VJ, but I really like Mac. - Like Jalen Brown too. I like Jalen Brown too. And I might always have respectful LeBron. Joel and B, he's a great ball player too. But when I saw him all together, I was like, I mean, my hated trigger went off. - Yeah. - That's just going to beat me. - Yeah, I'm not even going front this year. - Yeah. - I'm like, oh, I'm about to get hit on him for no reason. - Yeah. - You just got to know it. See, I embrace my inner hate. - I know what I'm hitting. - I know what I'm hating. And I'm like, I'm going to hate on them. I've always hated on LeBron a little bit and respected them too though. But it's a friendly hate. - Yeah. - I have nothing but respectful LeBron, but I'm hating on the Philadelphia to see my level of elective. - Why? - Not this LeBron, this is a different LeBron. - Can you just embrace? You need to embrace hate. You guys have never been in a relationship. - I have nothing but hate in my heart. - No, I know for the NBA. - For the NBA. - Yes. You need to, they're angry, bro. - Where Andy is. - Andy is angry. - V.B. Net, y'all from Philly, that's why. - For you, Net. - Yeah, I was low. - Wait, the head school with my mother. - Exactly. - Like, Net, y'all with the school with your mother. - Only Philly could create a different atmosphere. - I'm like, I could be the heir apparent in Israel, right? - Yo, did he smash your, no. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo We didn't even look into his origin story, bro. I don't know if you could become that evil unless you're from Philly fun Fact my mother BB, you know who a third famous person was at the time. Oh, who read you Jackson Get out from Pennsylvania. That's cool. Shelton. Am I? Wow That might not have all overlapped during the exact same years, but same error for sure I know one thing I just read something when I came in here with it. Oh here go fucking Fucking speaking of BB and all of them. What is shit? Oh breaking US embassy staff and families ordered to leave Saudi Arabia with Families of embassy staff in the United Arab Emirates Jordan Cutter and Bahrain all Order to leave diplomatic source tells the associated press Hey, man God I hope God gives you safe passage It's going down right before the midterms, but back to the hate Okay, I don't like to feel the deal for you 76 you hating Broncos. He got your look No, it's crazy. Look at that. No, no, no, it is wild cuz that's supposed it's not ball It is like he's not giving ball. No, he's not giving it ball Not giving ball. I don't know why I went ahead. What's on his head? It's like a little Caesar They they there's a name for that that cut. It's not all about the point five. I know you talk. It's not ball. Like he don't go in there and say yo, give me the ball he is a point. Yeah, he's not saying give me the ball. They really know here telling you that he has a point five. Play that clip, though, Taylor. Look, this is wild. And LeBron, like, like, he never played in the garden before. Exactly. That's what we pay you bitching on the court. Now, but you don't start off by saying ain't nothing soft in the Midwest in New York. Hey, yo, immediately you got to get hit with every ball in the world. I'm from the Midwest ain't nothing soft in the Midwest. Yeah. How come? I mean, there's some slump soft things everywhere. I'm sure that people deal with erectile this bunch of things in the Midwest, but you don't say that in New York. Yeah, you don't say that out there. You don't say that in New York. Was he saying he soft? He said, no, he said, why is he arguing with fans? He's 24 seasons in. No, 24 seasons in 42. But you know what, though, that's why LeBron is a brunt. He don't ever lose the passion. No, there's still be arguing with fans in your 24 seasons. No, because that's what motivates them. That's why that's why me hating on him. He should accept it and appreciate it because usually the people I hate on get motivated and win. It's true. Hey, can I say something about the garden? Sure. I think it jumped the shark, man. Whoa, what do you mean? It jumped the shark. Oh, I was watching the game last night. You see the Tracy Morgan's Ben Stiller with his little fucking cell phone and portrait mode. You got fucking Spike, we still give respect to, you know, all the celebrities up front. Yeah, it's getting kind of corny, man. He's always been like that at the garden. One of the gardens. I have celebrities built the front row. Were you there? No, but what you thought he was performative? I was waiting to see David Zavlov with his fucking little baseball hat turned backwards. Yeah, like that joke. It jumped the shark. All right, this is a copy. Coppin, please. Maybe it seems like right now. The garden had always had celebrities forever. The nicks would just ask so nobody knew that they were there. No one can't. People actually can't say why the fuck are y'all there? We were going to be fair. Everyone I just named. I know. Exactly a lot of fans, right? I will say this. So when I went to game five, I saw the people you mentioned. Yeah, we were in San Antonio. I saw the people you mentioned. Yeah. Now, maybe there's other people who frequented the nicks recently and they worked there. There's only one dick right there. There's only one dick right now. Spike is the guy. Spike should have got a ring. Did he get a ring? I think I'd give him a ring. There's only one New York dick rider. Oh boy, here we go. Timothy, Charlotte. No, no, he's got the receipts to be fair. I don't give a fuck. Timothy was not around. I've seen the receipts. What's the receipts, Chris? They had a contest where young nick fans were encouraged to like track down. It was Landry Fields and like one other guy can't even remember. And it was like a scavenger hunt in New York City when Shalame was like 14. He won the entire fucking thing. There's a picture. Look up Timothy Shalame. Well, they're doing it for the nicks. Well, he's just doing it for sport. Bro, he is enough to know who like the 10th man on the nicks bench was. If you kid, you know, and you grew up in New York City, you're a nick fan like through and through like that's why you're not at the games. I bet you, you was going to the games as a teenager. I did go to games. Why would the Timothy at the games of the teenager? Maybe you couldn't afford tickets. They were expensive. Oh, that's fairs. And like, I want to hit that shit. I want to hit that shit. Shows. Okay. Come on, man. All right. You can't be a little white kid from Manhattan. I can't afford nicks tickets. Yo, even if that Joe found a way to go to this game as a kid, bad Joe said they used to come in this building and give him away. Yo, so you tell me that Timothy Shalame couldn't find a way. Let me tell you now, yo, there is no way now. They came to fat Joe's building. Yes, he did. Just live. I've never heard of my time. He showed up. Joe's story. He told this story. Yes. He pulled up fat Joe and Dave Winfield. That's a big small player, right? Mm-hmm. Pull up fat Joe, Dave Winfield. Fat Joe tells the story about how Dave Winfield used to come to his projects. Yeah. And give out. Actually, I think it was Yankees tickets. Yeah. Yankees tickets, but you forget. I think Dave Winfield played for it. Did he play for the Yankees on the back? Yankees tickets. Yankees. Yankees. Yankees. All right. Maybe we need to give it away. Did you see that? Let's go with mentioned in the New York Times exposay this weekend about the OJ killer. What? Oh, I saw that. That was wild. Played a total wild story about that. Oh, no, we can do back to back fat Joe's story. Right. What's the OJ killer? Pull up play this one first. Who killed OJ? Played it like the sky. That's how we knew we had again. And the only way I got to get in Yankees stadium was through the Dave Winfield foundation. We all will give us tickets in the community center. And man, that changed my life. I would have never went to Yankees stadium. Okay, look at that. Inside of the stadium. I thought it was the next show. So you telling me that there was no foundation that Timothy Shilomey could have freaking found when he was a kid and got some next tickets. Huh? I didn't hear the beginning. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you never want to hear nothing about Timothy. Yo, no, but you know what? I'm not bad at it. Timothy is. Timothy's introducing Nick's fandom to a whole new generation. But God damn what a what a what a convenient time. What a convenient time. Timothy. We free Timothy doing coming out. Let's go. We're even there last night. He's probably doing. Do you have the big secret? Um, not his girl, man. What's that right there, Chris? That's him. Timothy Shilomey. Is it that hard to believe it? Young kid in New York City likes the next? You crazy? If you liked any other team. I can't remember you know who that guy is. I don't know. I don't believe he likes to. He's got a bucket with the next one Kevin Durant and Kyrie. How old was he? Was he the third 15 16? Oh, he's like 20s. It's okay. Timothy. You want to mix trivia content? You ready? That's what he was. He's been like the mix longer than you've been like in girl basketball. No, that's not the fact. I mean like your girl back. You just started liking the sound Carolina girl cock. That's not true. You started watching the girl cock's four years ago. Game cock. You know what it is. South Carolina game. When don girl basketball. I started watching the sock line of game cock when Don Staley became the head coach. What was that? That was 2008 maybe. Look that up. Taylor. Look that up to make sure. Now financial crisis. You are down in a fat way. You're like, I need to watch something make me feel better by myself. Turn on the South Carolina girl cocks. Game cock. Girl cocks. Girl cocks. That's what we should start calling fucking lady boy. Yeah, I'm going to get out of Chris. Let's start to do it. She moves in 2008 to the you try much to the South Carolina game cocks. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, girl cocks. It is baby. Okay. That's the new name for lady boys. She did. It's up. Oh Timothy. Shall I make you will be successful forever. Because you're on my hate list. Okay. We all got shit. We hate on right for fun. It's not certain that you don't like to hate on. Yeah, I'm trying to think it like just a fun hate right now. Come on. I know I got a couple man. I definitely got a couple. Oh, Taylor's a hater. Taylor's a hater. Taylor's a good hater too. Taylor's one of my favorite haters. Because she me and her be kind of on the same wavelength for hate. Okay. So there'll be certain shit show share with me that we just laugh on my each other. It's a lot of stuff. All right. But you know, Dylan. I'm not hitting on that. You're a generous other day, like the other day, her and Pete. Stop. Stop, stop. Tell me that. That was. That was Pete. That wasn't right. No. Yeah. Good shit. He had some good shit. Yo. Yeah. Because we know it was something. It was. It was a couple of people. We was clowning. And then Pete was at home. But listen to the show. And he came with a nuke. I'm saving this. I'm saving this one. I'm saving this one. It's a nuke. It's good. I gotta tell you when to show them. It's not crazy. It's not that crazy. But it's when I drop it. It's going to be crazy. And you're going to drop it. Like he said it or you said it. I'm going to drop it. Like I'm going to steal it. Yeah. But then I'm going to give him credit after. Yeah. After I did. He told me I can use it. I heard you soon as soon as I heard it. I'm like, your chat. Make that for me right now. Chat. Make this picture for me right now. And by the way, I'm going to sit on it. Can you tell me? Oh, I'll tell you after. I'll tell you after. It's good. It's really, really good. This episode has been brought to you by Bluetooth. Okay. Bluetooth gold. Maybe hard in 15 minutes or less. Everything else out there is 30 or 40 minutes. Bluetooth gold unlocked the 15 minutes or less the overtime. You are ready to go rocked up time to deliver the best dick of your life to the person of your choosing. Hopefully they're also choosing you. And that is incredibly important. As a matter of fact, they must also. So you can get one month free when you buy two months of Bluetooth Gold. Just go to bluetooth.com and use the promo code idiots, bluetooth.com promo code idiots. 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When I saw a 50-pointed finger and Alex didn't even quibble, Alex kept going. I'm like, "Yo." This guy. All right, man. This is cool, man. This is cool, man. This is the second episode finished. I was wearing the G unit Reebok. He immediately was doing damage control. He was like, "Yo, 50 Cent." I got that. I bought you. I bought you. And he was like, "Oh, I got that man. You got that man. You got that man. He's looking at how like." I believe it. 50 Cent. 50 Cent. - It almost had him lined up. - It'll text me, bro, you know what I mean? It'll text me about that. - Bro, I watched it. I watched it. That shit was like watching somebody bungee jump. (laughing) - It's like, you should be safe. - But I feel like they're gonna be safe, bro. No, you shot it. Is the rope there? - Fun. - That shit fell a little crazy, y'all. - Comedian Brian Simpson hit me up. He's like, "Yo, your boy is violent." I was like, "What do you mean he goes, man?" You gonna see, bro? - Biff. - Fitting on a take his girl's sharpener. (laughing) - It wasn't wrong, but it wasn't, I mean, it was a good hip-hop discussion. - It was a good hip-hop discussion. - Yeah, it was just Alex's tone. - Crazy. - It was like you little doubling down, like it was, and the double down was fine. - Also, even you putting gas on it now is gonna get him fucked. - I know. - Stop. - It was just fun. - Yeah, it's just fun, but you make it a series of 50s gonna be watching it's like. - Yeah, right. - That was a little, I feel like I don't confess, I feel like I did the point. You know, not my favorite part was I was gobbling Jay or something like that. And then 50 just goes, yo, yo, you don't change dick, yo, you're a jade dick. You think I got a beat for Jay's, you think it would make them not do something? He won't do something with somebody that is direct up on me, oh, they got that. And he's like, he's not going to fuck with you. - Okay, so you're admitting Jay's not your op. You just-- - Oh, you're good. - I just did. - No. (laughing) - He is the, yeah, he is. - I'm a big fan, actually, I'm a big New York fan, 'cause I'm a big fan of yours, and I'm a big fan of his. - No, but I'm just-- - I just don't like that you always put in there. - He's a wealthy part. - Just say this, look. - At one point, did Jay-C's music dominate? - I would say, since he came out until like, probably early 2000s. - What I would say to you is, when did he dominate? one big interview park was a lot, at what point? - No, no. - It was not dominate, it was. - Even that album, you just said that-- - I would say hard, hard, hard, hard. - The concert was honorary reasonable doubt. - Yeah. - Right. - That album tried it at number 23. - Okay. - So when was he dominating in a strong focus? - I hear you, volume two, volume two. - This is what I'm saying to you, it didn't have those moments like that. - Yeah, yeah. - You said I'm saying like where he was clearly the guy, it's an opportunity to be the guy. - He lost it. - He lost it. - It was him and not the NARS. - But he didn't have a big, - That's right. - Hold on, he was coming out. - He lost it. (laughing) - NARS won. The fuck are we talking about? - That's sick. - What? - But Jay-Z is the most dominant rapper of all time. And I came to this conclusion. - They don't have it. - That wasn't a discussion. - Well, I thought that was a discussion. - No, a discussion is what era did he dominate music? - From '98 to now. - Not dominant. Dominate, bro, no, just look me in the eye. You're a simple question. Just look me in the eyes and say, don't let me ask you a simple question. I'm asking a simple question. Okay, what what dominated the conversation this week? What dominated what Alex media? -Yo, this is you guys in a month. -No, I'm gonna have to deal with this product. -I said Joe, I said Joe, I'm gonna have to deal with this product. -Oh, he is. -I'm gonna have to deal with this product, man. -What dominated the conversation this week, yo? -JZ. -JZ. -JZ. -Yay. -It's already secret fashion. -That's why I was sitting there. -It's already secret fashion, yo. -You guys are talking about guys? -Yo, yo. There was girls walking around in bras and underwear beautifully. -Every single body, everybody's running with a rumor. That he's performing at the Super Bowl Jimmy Kimmel's doing monologue for about a minute the Super Bowl That's so it's so it's nobody. It's not even been confirmed and a bell Why? We're going to do nine to five. We're going to get a daily part in tribute and we're going to sing nine to five y'all and we're going to all love it and we're going to all enjoy it, okay? It really is. It really is. What do you think? What do you mean? That's what I think. You've got to take the stand. I've got to see you take the stand, bro, because dying is the most fun thing. And it is. Please call Charlotte for the witness. Call Charlotte made up as a witness. I don't think you're doing it either. But this guy is absolutely insane. You said it though. You said you don't think he's doing it. I don't think he's doing it either. I don't think he's doing it. But I will say this. He is the most dominant rapper and I'm going to tell you what. Don't 50 point of me, man. No. And that's what's scared. He did. He put it that he pulled it out. It came up and it came up and went down like a fucking nuke. Down like that was like, oh shit. Who we have with him? Because usually that point is get him. I said this. He's like, he goes, he goes. You know, man, I got two pairs. This guy. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. They used to call me boo, boo. We'll really just boo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Much less. I definitely, this guy is 50. That's 50. That's the, he was really, you were out, bro. You were good. I know. And he just put gas on it. It's over. No, I'm just saying. I agree. I like the conversation. That was the type of conversation you sitting back at home. You was like, am I what you all the nine conversations? Oh, what was you said right there? I would have said 50. I would have said Jay Z dominated from 1998 until now. And I would have said that because, yes, he didn't sell more records than a M&M. He might not even be his, he's not as famous as a Snoop Dogg, right? He hasn't had the number one records like. Yeah. A, a yay off our, our Drake. Drake, right? Or Drake or 50. But, but, but he's been the most consistently, culturally relevant artist since 98. People wanted to dress like him. They wanted to. They were the rap like him. They wanted to talk like him. They wanted to drink when he was drinking. They wanted to drive when he was driving. He 100 was, he clearly made more money than every single body. And when we're just talking about catalog, 14 number one albums of high quality. But, but you can't say till now. Yeah. Why? Because he's not. Let me ask y'all one simple question. I want to try to be honest. Forget me being. He's not influencing. He's not influencing people like that. Forget me. Forget me. He's been working for Rock Nation. Okay. Forget me having, you know, the reverence for Jay that I do. This be objective. Yeah, let's be objective. What's been the number one? Who's been the number one discussed rap artist in 2026? Michael Moore. I'm not wrong. You're fighting yourself. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong. No. It's Michael Moore. You think Jay? I wanna say Drake too. No, you wouldn't. Why not? People were talking about they coming back and everything. - One more. - Think about that. Drink Drop, three albums this year. J. Cold Drop. the double album. - Jay ain't dropped nothing. - All Jay's doing it celebrating the 30 year anniversary of a reasonable doubt. The 25 year anniversary of the blueprint. Okay, the 10 year anniversary of 444. And people can't keep his name out of their mouths. - Well, I'm a batter and different. - But, I mean, here's the thing. It's like, Jay's career is like unbelievable. - Unbelievable. - Like, I don't think anybody used question, at least in this room. Like, obviously, Jay and 50 got their beef. But like, I don't think, I mean, this was question like the unparalleled success that Jay's he had throughout his career. - Assistant. - I think what 50 was saying was, there wasn't a time where he alone ran it. - There was though. - But to me, I kind of remember, and I don't know how big it was, but like that big pimping era, like I'm trying to think of. - I was like 2000. - So, what else was happening around then? - The fact that you can't remember that shows you everything. That tells you everything you need to know. - I kind of, like, was that an era though? - No, I think it was. - Or was there another artist at that time? Was that Emma's era? - I think it started in '98. And I think that people don't remember that. In 1998, when Jay-Z dropped hard knock life. Yes, DMX dropped two albums, but Jay-Z was the number one selling traditional rapper that year. A lot of people dropped that year. I think that was the year Lauren Hill dropped out of the year. Will Smith dropped. But a person that is an actual rapper-rapper, Jay-Z sold more records than everybody. - Yo, get on Jay-Z. - I was telling you to chill. - Jay's good. - I just didn't know. - I'm just telling you that true. - That shit. - It was great. - That shit. - I was nervous through 'cause at your premiere, after party. - He was there. - I'm walking in with Uncle Murdo. - Oh, Murdo was like. - I saw that. - I was acting up again. - But I was like, oh, fuck. - And Murdo's like. - I know, I know. - Murdo, I thought. - You just think of that after party? - No. - Nah, I just fucked up, bro. You gotta make sure you're in those sneakers that they come up on. - I was really having the G1 and YB on underneath the two. I saw it, I heard that. I heard that he like, he showed 50 that too. Like, look. - Yeah, I would've got me beat up. - Was Tony there? - Yeah, what? - Was Tony Yeo there? - I love Yeo. - I'm glad you said Yeo. 'Cause first you just said Tony. Nobody says that. - There you go. - There you go. - Nobody ever says, yo, yo, fifth we're Tony yet. It's always the Yeo. - I'll say it. - Why? - Why not? - You wouldn't even know who you're talking about. Like Tony, who? - You gonna say Tony Yeo? - Yeah. - Yeah, you. - But. - Alex was writing that argument. I think so anyway. What else we got, Taylor Gain? - Speaking of being on, I don't know if this is a good one, but being on people's dick or whatever. So there was, there was a funeral. - Taylor, you are. (laughing) - You are. (laughing) - Unintentionally, one at a five. (laughing) - Consistently, who say shit that cracks us all up without trying? - So this is not a funeral. They, I guess this is a fraternity in their representing the guy that passed away. - This is it, yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you how fucked up, this is it. Now look, can we talk about how fucked up this is? This is where we've gotten to in our society where a person can die. And if his friends come to grieve him and whatever they want to, they get called dick riders. They were dick riding home here this funeral, yo. - They were crying shit. (laughing) - They were talking about how much they love him, yo, and his fucking funeral. - I'm talking about that, I'm talking about that. - How much of a great guy you are. - They're what the grinding. Now this is some like crisp brown shit, bro. This is, this is wild. I mean, like all respect to the dead, but. - So Kevin on stage was. - That's crazy. - You know I'm old. - This got to be AI, bro. - This not AI. - It's AI, man. - It's got to get the people. - You guys got to describe it. No one knows what you're talking about here. - Well, it's a funeral and these guys are coming down to Iowa doing the quiet on the Creek Wall. - This is just not too quiet. - They're home in the marble on the ground. - What frat is this? - I, it looks like. - No. - That's crazy. - It looks like a. - It looks like a biker gang though. They got like the vests with the. - What does the vests say? - Me, right. - Oh no, they're like, they're hoodies again. - Look at all the old women are looking at them. You know, they're creaming the fuck up watch. Can we hear it? Maybe if you let us hear it, Taylor. - Yeah, but Kevin on stage. - Kevin on stage. - Okay, all right. I don't know if you guys have. - Taylor hates us. She hates us so much. We playing fucking. - I don't know much about biker gangs. - Oh, it is a biker gang, right? - Yeah. - I don't, I don't ride motorcycle. But how? How do you do this? Look at the, look at the aunties. They are so confused. They're just like, what is this? And when you listen with no sound, just listen. - That's a church music. - I don't know what they're doing. - This is a church music. - I thought this was a fraternity. - A-I. - Like the cabbages are doing something, but I think are they pertain to ride a bike? - Maybe they're mourning like a woman. And it was like that bottom bitch. - This is why black people ask how was the funeral? - Because somebody went to this funeral and was unaware that this would happen. - Taylor, and I'm a curious person. I don't know what the fuck you just did. All I know is, you told a bunch of grieving people that they were dick riding, you know, that's crazy. - That's all I don't even know, that's wild to me, yo. You can't even celebrate your people that a funeral was, without getting called a dick ride here. - Everybody grieves in their own way. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - Sometimes you need to hump it out, just like, like, dick ride. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You got grief, you got grief. - Where does it fall? - That's what it is, man. - What if they told him to do that? - Probably do. - What if he said you all want every, we don't even know if that's a woman, who died? - Who died? - Who died? - It was a woman that died and they ran a train on her or something. - What if she said I want all my holes to come to my mother's fucking grave funeral, dress the like, and hump the floor act, like you getting it in with me one last time. Every single one of y'all. - One last time. - No, why you mad at her name her? - He's saying he's saying her for that. - See, what the hate can come in? - That is that shit. - She wishes she could have it. - That's real hate right here. - No, I don't. - No, I don't. - What did you say you had it? - No, I don't. - You wish you had it. - What else we got, man? - Uh-huh. - Tell us what you got. Give us another one. - One, one. - Come on, man. - What? - What? - What do I want to do? - What you mean? I'm looking at you got a bunch up there. It's white women more sexually free. - Yeah. - Let's go with that one. - Okay, so your boy, um. - All right. - Umar Jackson. - I mean Jackson, I'm sure. Umar Jackson is my man. - He's trying to be a blacker. - I want him to be blacker. - I bet, I bet. - You want him to be blacker. - I bet. - Umar. - If you go black, his last name is Jackson. - I bet. - I bet. - Johnson, I bet. - Johnson is top dream black. Umar. - Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, Jefferson, Jenkins, Johnson, Jefferson, Jenkins, and Jackson. - White women are more like first sexually free. That's an unpopular opinion. - Because they sexual are black girls too, man. - It's in America. - Thank you. The reason the white woman can be sexually free, is she benefits from a snow bunny privilege that still grants her the right to be marriage material no matter how much of a hole she is. The black woman cannot have two partners. The minute a black woman has a second partner, she's automatically considered easy and free. This is why we can see people know this respect at all, but you take a Jennifer Lopez or some of these women who have been married multiple times, they'll still marriage material even though they've been married multiple times. If a black woman did the same thing, she would be considered a hope. This is why Kim Kardashian will always be marriage material 'cause she's not black. If she was black, she would have been discarded two husbands ago. - Whoa. - By who? - By who? - By who? - Is that the truth? - And Kim is our main-- - Why is it? - Women never lose their marriage market ability, no matter how many times they can bet it in Hollywood. - Hold on, hold on, Dr. Umar. - Do you think Kanye would have married Kim if she was black with this freaky hat? - If she had that hat, is she look kinda like that? - No, she's not. - You go, how many black? - But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, I'ma say this, I'ma say this though. Dr. Umar, you forget the fact that these white women in America have a four hundred year head start on free without nevin' thinking nothing about it. We were raised with so much other (beep) on our plate before it came to getting freaky with the priority. You were saying what I'm saying? - That's what it's all about. - What a bangers for freaky, man. - I ain't never heard that, that was different. I ain't never heard somebody who the four hundred years of oppression that black people went through to be freaky, that was crazy. - I mean, what about the freak neck? - I feel like-- - That was freaky. - I feel like that was freaky. - I think J-Lo is not white. - True, that's true. - J-Lo is not white. - J-Lo is-- - I think he's not black. - But isn't that about what the dudes think of? - It's really just that simple. I've seen black-- - So is he saying white dudes don't care if our girls have had a pass? Is that what he's trying to say? - I think that's why it's come up. I don't believe that shit. - But do black dudes care if your girl had a pass? - I think all dudes air, but if you like the girl, it don't matter. I think all dudes initially care. - We don't want it, but we understand that if you like her, it don't matter to have a pass. - How many scripts has done got married? - Also freaky and pro, we're getting married. We're getting married at 30, 40 years old. Like you're gonna have a pass. If you've met-- - They don't have a pass, it's a problem at that point. - Low key, yeah. - But like-- - You know what, Gremlin? - You don't have a pass at 34, that's a red flag. - So that's the difference. - Oh, you like yours a little more. - Yeah. - Low used. - Yo. - This is what you're talking about, yeah? - This way, he's talking about you. - You're a good problem, that's the problem, right there. Dr. Umar. - You're a little worn in, a little broken in. - I like my tent like that, this (beep) - Do it again. - Who's that one around your tent? I'm about to let somebody walk around in your tent first, man. - You'd want to marry a 34. four year old woman who didn't have any past experiences with men. - I don't know. - Why does it matter? - I can't even, I can't even get my brain even think like this. I'm 48 and been with the same woman. - This is what we probably want. We just want it, we want to not think about it. We don't want to know about, like girls sometimes, they want to go through your whole back catalog. It's like, why don't we even talk about that? Like, whatever happened happened. God bless you, this is awesome. - That's the reason you are too. - Well, I will say, I think you learned all this shit from the internet. I tell you when it comes into play and I think I could be completely wrong here, even with those examples that they use, but I always say that if you're a woman and you fuck more than three guys in the same industry in the same business, then you will be considered a whore. Now, I'm not saying that that's accurate. - Jesus, that was a little harsh. - I'm not saying it's accurate. I'm just telling you, I'm just telling women the harsh truth. Like, I'll give you an example. - Right, yeah, you're in the comedy world, right? - You're in the comedy world. - Listen, you're in the comedy world. - Yeah. - Would you be one a woman who's fucked three other comedians, you know? - I'm married, man. I got a woman. - I know, but would you? - Absolutely, man. - He couldn't even give you a movie. - No. - Oh, weak, bro. (laughing) - And no, you would have a lot of reservations. And if you are an NFL and there's a girl that you know as fucked three other players, you're gonna be like, ah, an NBA the same thing. Now, if you are somebody who is from out of town, right? Let's say you live in Milwaukee and you meet a girl from South Carolina, right? And you go down with her to South Carolina and you hear about four or five guys you might have been with. You don't give a fuck 'cause you live all the way in Milwaukee. - Okay, so I understand what you're saying. There's like, to put context in this, it's like, if you grow up in a fucking small town, the chances of a girl there sleeping with different people that you went to high school with is just as common as you sleep with different girls and what's high school with you. - Our small industry. - What's all about proximity to the person. - Right, but when you, but when you're talking about the football thing, then you start to, I think, the guy might get insecure. He's like, do you even like me or do you like football? - That's right. - But that's the insecurity of the guy. That's not on the girl. - But it's hard to imagine, right? So you're more saying guys are insecure. They want to feel like they're special in love. And the fact that a woman has other partners makes them feel like their love is-- - A mess for them is-- - Imagine being an athlete that you know. Imagine being an athlete with a girl and you know that girl's fucked a rapper, right? - Yeah. - And this rapper is rapping about your girl and it's your fucked up. - That's a specific thing. - I'm just saying like that. - Don't we assume now like with the internet and all these other things that like, if you meet a girl and she's 30 and you're 34, like she's had a life. Like you have to assume that she's had a life. She grew up in a big city. You have to assume she might have dated somebody in a public eye. Maybe she dated people in finance, whatever. Like you, I don't know. - How close am I? - How close am I? - Exactly them. - You don't want to be close to them. - That's it, that's all I'm saying. - But that's your-- - That's insecurity. - That's your own male insecurity. You're not saying it's bad for them to do. It's just a man's insecurity might come up. You know how you make people, especially men not being secure. Don't be a whore. - No. (laughing) - Don't. - Show the men once, show the men once, show the men once, show the men once. - Why do you want? What's the other men once? - What am I saying, that's wrong. - Show the men once, show the men once. - I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you how men perceive you. I'm not saying it's right. I'm just telling you that's how men perceive you. - You know what this combo is? This is the same combo, right? This is the same combo. It's somewhere in fucking Afghanistan with like, listen, if you don't want guys to think you're a whore, stop reading. - Stop showing those ankles. - Stop showing your ankles. Stop reading books all the time. You keep on reading books. You're asking for that ankle. We're talking about perception of women and dating. That's what we're talking about. We're not talking about anything else. We're talking about. - What you're saying? - They were trying to say. - It's true. - It's true. - It's the first, I don't know why we're lying about it. It's the perception of a woman, but when you're dating-- - But the goal, I think that we're trying to get to, is to realize that if you're dating at 30 fucking years old, that a woman will have a past. And that your-- - I'm sure. - Yeah. - Absolutely every woman has a past. - He's saying, if there's a woman who only dates rappers, only dates sports players, like she has a different look or thing about her than just girls who just date regulates. - No, no, no, no, no. - The way I would look at it is that only dates is weird. Like if you're a fucking famous model, right? You dated a guy who's a rapper. You dated a guy who's an actor. You dated a guy who's a fucking banker, some shit. Like you're basically dating people in your social circle. If you're a person that, if you're a, for example, a guy, right? And you're like, I specifically only date Asian models. I imagine that girl that you end up marrying who's an Asian model will be like, does he even like me or does he have some like kind of fetish that's an Asian model fetish? And then she might feel insecure. I think that might be what you're kind of saying. But like-- - I'm just saying nobody wants a girl that has been passed around in an industry that you're in. - I'm confused by a guy who's like that. - But what is passed around? What does that even mean? - Like so for instance. - How do you know she is, for instance? - For instance, for instance. - Sure are you? - But what you're saying is true. Yes, she probably decided to be with those guys. But that's not gonna stop us from saying, oh, she got passed around. Or oh, she was a jump off. - But that's your insecurity as a male in that case. - Chris, stop, you have daughters. - That's exactly why I'm saying it. - You're not, you're not, if you heard your daughter without him within 15 to 15-- - Show me how to chill out, man. - Come on, you have to cool out. - You'll be like, yo, yo, come on. Show me that. - Your daughter's brother-- - Yeah, boss. - You need a little bit of this. You gotta wake up, man. - No, man. - You gotta wake up. - I said 15. - Chris, I said 10 to 15. - Get a double shot, baby. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Double espresso right across the street, man. - It's okay, no. - It's okay. - There's a women's head. - It's okay. - There's a women that would be like, yo, come on. - It's okay. - Stop it. - Yeah. - Stop it, say what? - They would tell other girls, like, stop, slow down. You're doing too much. - If a girl is dating 50 cents, right? - Yeah. - And then they break up, and then they go to Kanye, or they go to another, like, they're gonna be like, oh, she just-- - Wouldn't get far from the rest of it, you know. - Okay, but there's her hair. - We're talking about the, like, the 0.01% here. - No, we're not. - No, we're not. - This is regular. - Yeah, it is. - So you're in an industry. - Yeah, but I'm not, it's-- - And if you would slap with five guys. - Or-- (laughing) - Or-- - It's a double or with cheese, five guys? - That's a double or with cheese. - A big ass bag of fries. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, we're not. - You're so-- - No, we're not. - And they all know each other too. - And I know that they know each other. - We all have dollars here, bro. - Yes, we need to stop thinking like this in the world. - That might not be-- - I'm not. - It's messy. - I'm talking about this thing. - Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah. - It might be messy. - Yeah, it might be messy. - It doesn't mean you're a-- - Or, you slept with five people. - Why, yes, like, they're-- - I gave you a try and say. - A little messy. - Okay, yes. - A little obsessed to us? - No. - There might be some drama that comes with it? Sure, that's in any phrase. - But he just said, I don't see it with the people. - I don't see it with the people. - We sleep with the people in the social circle. - That's just social circle. - That's mine. - We look that as a whole. - That's it. - I don't-- - I'm not gonna-- - I look at the women. - Yeah. - Like, I'm just saying, that is how you will be perceived. - Yeah. - Yeah, guys. - Let's get past that. - But that's what's happening. - No. (laughing) - Let's get past that. - No. - But that is-- - I will not get past that. - I don't see the reason to get past that. By the way, let's flip it. Can we flip it? - Sure. - Can we flip it? - I'm really gonna treat this like that comedy guy that just did the thing about Hori's and the sports. - What's the Hori's and the sports? - They're working out. Our girls looking like Hori's working out. - All I'm simply saying is I'm just talking about perception. - Yes. - That's all I'm talking about. If you are a girl, and you're walking, you walking, you beautiful. If your guy goes, yeah, I hit that. You're like, oh, word, somebody'll be like, yeah, I hit that too. You're like, damn. - You're not gonna look at us today. - But that's the tricks that guys play on each other all the time. - Oh, is that a trick? - First of all, half of them are lying. I used to fall for that shit all the time. - How are they just-- - Yeah, I got with her. - Go ahead. - I'm just such a nice guy, man. - Please, please, please. - Chris, you didn't want to believe me. - Yeah. - She got it. - She got it. - Why? - She got it. - Bro. - But my point is, what I wanted to believe it or not. - We want to live the world. - I can't. - I was like, oh, I can't talk to her. - Please, please. - She got with him. - It's true, though. - But why? - I can't. - By the way, to your point, it don't matter. - If you like the girl. - I like her. - I like her. - You have daughters. Don't you want to live in a world where they, if they want to hook up with some of that they are attracted to, and that person is also attracted to them, that that would not make some, like, leave them with some scarlet letter. Wouldn't you like that to be the wolf? - That's not what I said. - I think there's a miscommunication. I'm hearing one thing very strongly, but then I'm being told that's not what I mean. - You named one, you say, your daughter and another guy have a problem. - I didn't see if I was going to. - I didn't see if I was going to. (laughing) - It was the part of this ruin for you, right? - He didn't even do the hypothetical. He didn't even do the hypothetical. He regretted the hypothetical in my daughter. - Yeah, I was so, I don't know. - I don't know the thing that you named one relationship. - No, I didn't say relationship. I said they would just have fun. - I don't, that's cool. - I fuck up. - So what if they had that hook up and then what if like, you know, a little bit later, there was another person they felt their connection to. - Bro, I'm telling you, if we'll grow, okay, and one, if a girl does that in one place, like even whether it's a college campus, whether it's the industry, whatever it is, a job, you're going to get a reputation. - Okay, what if she does it in one place, then she goes on vacation, does it there, then she has the study from all game, nothing else good. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - If you're saying you were to quate 100 bodies as less than three in the same market, is that what you're saying? - What I said was, if you are a guy in an industry, and there's a girl in the industry, and you find out that girl, slept with three people at the job, or three people, you know, that are in the music business, or three people that are in comedy, whatever, you're going to be like, "Damn, she get around." - They were lily doing this about Lori Harvey because she was dating us. - You see what I'm saying? - They were doing that to her. - Great example. Is this true? - Well, I think that's about dating within famous people, because once you know the different people that someone is dating. - But they knew each other. - Yes, but the average person's probably hooking up with more dudes than Lori Harvey's hooking up with, but we just don't know who they are, not publicized, so it doesn't get pushed on them in that way. - And can I also say Kim Kay, the J-Lo of the world, they're proving my point, and the reason they're proving my point, 'cause if a person likes you, they don't care. They don't care. - And that's what Chris and I are saying, is they shouldn't we get to the point where it's like, if you like someone, you guys got a great connection, then fuck it, who cares? - That's always going to happen. You know why you think T-Payne wrote, I'm in love with a script. - You didn't give a fuck that-- - I think with a script that you're in love with. - I understand the perspective that you're saying. I understand the perception that you bring it up from dudes, I guess what girls would be like, would it be like, how many dudes do we know that smash 20 girls in the same fucking-- - And we love them too. - Exactly. - You clown guys? - I'm 48, you know how, I'm the shout out to all the guys that, you know how weird it is for you to still be 44, 45 years old, not married. Still out here fucking a bunch of women. Might got four or five kids somewhere, that shit is corny as fuck. Like we don't get labeled too. - But here's the key distinction. You said industry before, right? You might clown a guy, but a guy never gets hurt. - Perception wise in the industry. - That's it, that's it. - We're totally for that. - That's no, he's a no. - And I think that's why, and I think that's what women are upset about, right? If we do it with three guys, all of a sudden we get this label, a dude could do it with 20 after the industry. - And then, and then, and then, that's not true. - Who's ever gotten clowned for, come on, we know a million examples. - Sean P. Diddy-Cones. - No, it's probably true, Chris. - But what does that have to do with your perception? What I'm saying in general, forget about those examples. What I'm saying is a guy who's successful in any industry, it could be medical, it could be entertainment, it could be any. - You don't respect it, bro, it's nasty. Like you'll sit, you can't just lie down. - Because at the point, they don't get ridiculed. - I've never heard of a guy being like, I think the guy, the numbers need to be way higher for us to pass judgment on the guy. - Can I ask you a question? What horror is being ridiculed right now? Seriously, when the last time you've seen a horror, he'd actually ridiculed. Seriously, I'm gonna ask y'all, what woman? - Let's see, but then by naming her, I'm calling her that. - Who, tell me, we'll believe it. - Well, why don't you phrase it differently. Who's, who's-- - No, a little past is being used again, stuff. - Yeah, there you go, who's the woman? - Her past is not being used against a (beep) - That's not a purple ear. - I'm your soul's (beep) - Like anybody, nobody, nobody. You don't even think about (beep) as a horror. - Yes. - I thought she, I thought she is. - That was a yes to me, didn't I? - I don't know. She gets, she gets, people do seem to respect her. At least they pay attention to her words. When she comes out with a, don't you got a podcast or something? Don't she, what, she, what, she does something? - Yeah, people, I would say people. - Hey, nobody, nobody's holding her past, sir. - But that's her, 'cause she, she, - I don't remember the body count. - But she doesn't use it against her too. She knows that she stepped around though. Like she uses that, she does the M&M effect, so she don't care. - Oh, so she owns it, baby. - Yeah. Like nobody really cares about this shit no more, bro. Like nobody's sitting around like, oh my god, they're in a hole, blah, blah, blah, this and that. So what I'm simply saying is, I'm just telling you the reality of how you will be perceived by some individual. - Yeah. - That's it, rights, rights. - That's it. - I think what, what Chris is trying to articulate is like, wouldn't it be cool if that perception was even between both genders? - Well, it never will be good. - Exactly. - Their hard double thing is, or do what you want to do, whoever you're attracted with, pursue it as long as it's safe and infuse. - People will still do what they want to do though. - And deal with the consequences. - Just kind of, just kind of. - It's just the truth, deal with the kind, like you deal with the consequences, like it's the same, like there's certain people that like to do business a certain way. - Right. - And that way may not be the most ethical way, but that don't mean it's illegal, right? So if they do business unethically, then you're gonna get labeled as a person that doesn't do the best business. Doesn't mean you're doing anything illegal, but you gotta deal with whatever label comes with doing that unethical business. - Yeah, I'm not here. I talked to my kids about that, but I talked to more within the context of your relationship with this person could get messy based on these choices, but I don't then also caution like, and the world is gonna see you as, or this friend group, you know, like- - So maybe the argument, maybe the argument is like guys are insecure, and that might not change. - Yeah, and that might not change. - Right, and knowing that, so knowing that, obviously do whatever you wanna do, but just know that there are guys out there that are insecure and that might impact- - To about 35, right? - But you see, I agree. Once you get older, you kind of just like- - Then the guys calm down and they stop falling for the same tricks and worrying about all the bullshit. - You don't worry about the guys though, it's not about what guys are, it's not about guys and security. It's about you as a woman guarding your reputation with your life as we all should. That's one of the 48 Law of the Power. Guard your reputation with your life. - Sure, and your reputation as a hard worker, your reputation as an honest person, as a compassionate person. - You can have a reputation as a whore. Okay, a hard, we can be a hard working whore, you can be a passionate whore, Chris. Like, why are we talking like this? - That is crazy. - Why are we talking like this? - Is it a real thing? - You know what happens? - Like, why are we asking like this? Is it a real thing? - You know what, something happened? - Yo, by the way, women have this conversation with other women, by the way, all the time. - Yeah? - Yes. - Yeah. - I had to tell someone, like, go chill out because they're going to be talking about you. - Who? - I'm not saying the one, but I'm just saying, I know someone, I'm not saying that's the only thing. - I'm sure your mother told you these things, Taylor. - Yeah. - It's like, what are we talking about? Why are we like like this? You, you, wait. Chris front, I have no Chris didn't have this conversation. - My dad had this conversation with me. - Isley. (laughing) - Let's play some digital chemistry. - And this episode of The Brewing It Is is also brought to you by Mard, M-O-D, baby. Mard prescribes a once or twice daily, Mard of Finney drink that can keep you energized, focused, and alert throughout the day. Here's the mechanism. Energy drinks with caffeine, temporarily blocked. I did not see. 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All right, let's get back to the show. - You got some church announcements, show, see? - Yes, sir. - Free ride a week too, baby. - Free fighter, go check out street fighter in theaters all around the world. Again, thank you guys so much. And then shows coming up, the Andrewsholes.com. I think the only city that has seats left is Alabama, November 6th and 7th. So thank you guys for selling out all the shows through the fall. I really appreciate you guys, man. And we'll see you guys out there. - My church announcement, little John, his new book. My only shout through, you can hear me. It's available everywhere that you buy books right now, courtesy of black privilege publishing. It is out, it is in bookstores. You can order off Amazon. You can order off Barnes and Nobles. You can order wherever you buy books. In fact, on the day that we're recording this, I'm about to go ahead over to Barnes and Nobles Union Square to go have a sit down with little John. Ma'am, take some, little John. Top, first of all, I think he's one of the top five hip-hop characters of all time, right? Like just, you can be little John for Halloween. - Yeah, that's how I gauge whether or not, you know, your top five hip-hop character. You can be little John for Halloween. - Transcendent. - But when you think about a person who has transcended so many errors, and like sometimes you'll hear little John produce something and you'd be like, "Yo, that's random." His book puts everything in context. And when you hear about him, He produced a record. for Caputin. You know, Caputin, the reggae singer. You remember the old reggae singer? It was a big record too. I can't remember the name of it right now. When he remixed it, you're like, why the fuck would Little John have done Caputin? The book explains it. I like, like, you know, I mean, everything from usher, yeah, to the crunk movement, to the snap era, to how he gets in the EDM world. Like, it's unbelievable, yo, unbelievable. He really thought that was gonna work. That was great. All right. He said it. That was great. That was really why he thought that was it. As soon as he said it, I heard, like, okay, I'm f*cking out with it. But go pick up Little John. I'll only shout so you can hear me, available everywhere you buy books right now. And then new words, bro. I think I ran out of words. Let's do some asking idiots. Producer Omega says, is Elizabeth Holmes, the most manipulative person in modern history. All right, I'm so, I'm going to see Elizabeth Holmes. I never thought I would go to the theater to actually watch a documentary, but I'm going to watch it. Yeah, the second person that told me just did- Everybody's telling me it's a movie. They say I gotta go see it. Soot the 824, y'all did it again, y'all did it again, bro. They did it again, bro. They did it again. I never thought I would go, I can watch this on f*cking any stream and platform, I would think. It does feel like a perfect movie to watch on a flight camera. At home, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but- They say you want to watch it with an audience, because you get the energy off of everybody else reactions. Yeah, I heard like there's a big laughs in it, even. I heard amazing stuff about it, yeah. Soot the 824. I haven't seen it yet, producer Omega, but we're going to talk this question. And when me and show see it, we're going to come back to have this conversation. Access Amy says, can you bring back the comic part when you used to talk about DC and Marvel? I don't have time for other parts. I wish I did, you know, salute to my guy Gabe. You know, Gabe has had so much success with on the radar now. And you know, it's funny when people go back and watch that comic podcast. And they're like, oh, that's Gabe! 'Cause they know Gabe now, you know what I mean? That's the, I didn't even connect those. Yeah, that's what I mean. Oh my gosh, blue Gabe. Gabe used to be a, Gabe, I mean Gabe came up as an intern. He was an intern with Angie Martinez. But I remember, I think an engine room. Would we bump into him at an engine room? Oh, thanks a lot. No, we have to take, we have to take comic, comic kings at the radio station. Oh, okay. I like, I'm always like, Gabe, Gabe is a cool dude, man. He's a cool dude and he definitely deserves all the success that he currently has gotten with on the radar, man. Like his success is definitely earned, not given, in any way shape before him. 'Cause, you know, nobody can, if you're an intern, right, at a radio station. You're an intern for Angie Martinez. It's innovative as it seems now. Nobody was thinking, like nobody was thinking about that. Nobody was thinking, you know what? I'm gonna start a new freestyle platform. I'm gonna have people come up and rap and perform. And like, no, you wouldn't, and he was early. Like way before people went to the internet for that kind of content as regularly as they do now. He was early on it, so salute to Gabe. Undeschool Veronica Fave says, what's your thoughts on peptides use? Everybody seems to be using it, man. But I don't know if there's any like long term research on it. That's why it's a little tricky. Also you don't know where it's from, say what? Didn't they just ban all peptide content from TikTok, I believe? Wow. But yeah, I see a lot of people using it to lose weight. I see a lot of people using it for recovery. But yeah, just, we don't know what happens long term. I was on it earlier this year. What'd you think? For recovery. I didn't like it, bro. Tell me, what happened? It fucked up my mood too much. Really? Yeah, it literally made me angry. Which one were you on? BPC 157? I don't know what that is, but I'm gonna tell you right now. I'll tell you exactly. I'm taking that pill form. The BPC 157? Yeah. Does it work in total? Exactly. It didn't do much for me. Yeah, it didn't do much. I was on in clomaphine, citrate, clove, CJC 1295, and SLU, PP332. One of them I had to shoot in my stomach early in the morning before breakfast and lay that, like right before I go to bed, I had to do it again. And then the other one was pills. I didn't see any real changes in my physique or anything like that. I don't know if it made me feel better after recovery. I don't remember that. I just remember being angry and wondering, like having these wild mood swings and idol ideologies, it was. Oh, that bad. I mean, I had a friend who like, he was on what called redder, and it basically accepted all of his joy sectors. No, no, no, no. You also know who he is. It took all his what? It's sapped all his joy receptors. So like a dopamine hit on me. But it takes away all of it. So any joy you get for him anything, it also numbs that. So it looked like he had no joy for life. It was kind of funnier in a weird way, but he was just kind of cranky and like, it's like, do you want to go out? He's like, I don't care. You want to eat. Scroll up, Taylor. Ray Day 19, Ray Day 19 says, do you smell your fingers after you scratch your ball always? No, I don't do that no more. No more. Really? Not really. What do you stop? Oh, I just smell yo. It's like one of the best parts of it. I don't got no head on it, or even better. You just, my shit know me smelling. It's not in smell, bro. I'm trying to tell you. You think the hair is what creates smell? Yes, no kidding. Don't you go get the wax, bro? It's wet, it's fucking doo-doo, slide down. You got nothing stopping your doo-doo from sliding down your tail to your balls. Go get the wax. Your balls probably stink more, because they don't have a barrier to stop the doo-doo. The wax shows the, you would have to smell your finger. The hair's supposed to be there else, it smells like doo-doo. No, bro. You got a doo-doo dick. You doo, bro. You doo, man. I doo-doo-doo stop talking about. I doo-doo stop talking about like a marsh. Yes. Breaking the water down. That thing, you gotta filter that shit. By the time the sweat gets from my ass, my balls is pure water. I could feel it. We were just talking about, and broke that fucking wall. We were talking about being immature, bro. Who's immature? You told me I got doo-doo dick. You do have a doo-doo dick, man. With your fucking doo-doo dick. You got a homophobic. What's wrong with me, doo-doo? I see. Yeah, I see things now. Yo, you talk about bro. I'm gonna fly. You talk about, man. Top dog, mouth. Go to Willie 029O, Taylor Gang. It's cut off. Cut off. It's cut off. It's cut off. It's cut off. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There we go. Oh, no. Never mind. Oh, do you-- Oh, go ahead. Scroll back with the next one with that one. I don't know what that means. Oh, go scroll that one, what's that one say? DJ Mike Torch. Does Lincoln Park do the Super Bowl with Jay-Z? What Super Bowl? He hasn't announced a Super Bowl. It's all speculation. It's a roller. I thought he was going to do it. You said what? Man, Miley Cyrus. No. Okay. I came in like a wrecking ball. It ended. It ended. It ended. Everyone else after-- It was not Jay-Z. It should be Chris Brown. Tell y'all a little while. Good. I don't understand. Chris Brown had a great year. Two years of it. Okay. But by the way, I respect your one in Chris Brown. I would love to see Chris Brown. I'm just telling you, y'all don't understand our corporate America world. No, I know. It's not going to-- It's about just saying, like, Chris Brown and Kanye West. Okay. All right? You're not getting Chris Brown. I don't agree. Because the NFL don't want to deal with the backlash from women. Yeah. You're not getting Kanye West because the NFL don't want to deal with the backlash from the Jewish ones. But they got backlash from Beyoncé to hers. So who cares? Who cares about the backlash? You did just now. I don't know what the comparison was. I was jujitsu. I'm saying when Beyoncé did her Super Bowl and she-- Nobody was upset that she was chosen to do it. I mean, I'm sure maybe people were. But like-- No. What scandal did Beyoncé have-- It wasn't a scandal. It was just saying her performance they were upset about it, though. But we're talking about, like, controversy leading in the-- Listen. Y'all don't want me to say the word horse on the podcast. Okay? But you want Chris Brown to do-- And I would love to see Chris Brown do people. Nobody said you couldn't see the word. I'm just telling you to bat-- The NFL don't want to deal with the backlash that they would get. It's not like people are going to stop watching the game or anything else. Yeah, but sponsors may pull out. Sponsors may be like, no, we don't want to be a part of that. It's about money. Anything that impacts the money-- They're going to come back, though. The sponsors are going to come back. So many of the players-- I'm with you. I think it's the most hypocritical shit in the world. Yeah. I think that the Chris Brown play should be easy for the NFL to justify. Like, and I think that if you pick Chris Brown for the Super Bowl, you should be able to go to bat for Chris Brown. And say, yo, that happened when he was a kid, blah, blah, blah, this and that. NFL don't be hypocrites because y'all got owners, players, coaches, who've done way worse. So what the fuck? I think it's an easy play. I'm just telling you that they're not going to deal with it. He doesn't have enough hits. All right, stop. Now we got to get out. Chris, get out. Yeah, you're out of control. You're out of control. I'll show you that kind of hate, though. That was kind of shit. I'm like, so where are you going? You got one hit. You got one hit. What's it's about to hit? What's it about to hit? That's all the way, man. Shout out to Chris Brown. Chris is crazy for that. That's the Chris Brown. Chris, this is crazy. Chris, Chris Brown hate has to stop. Yes, it does. It has to stop. OK, I don't want this ridiculous at this point. As always, if you listen to the podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, You think we're brewing? and you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple of idiots and don't know shit you're right, too. It's the brilliant of this podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.