JuJu Gotti Is In NBA 2K27?! | Postgame Show

We have an awful lot of polls to get to today. Juju, we put him to work today. He's also got jokers of the weekend. He's got flowers to give as well. He too oddly looks just like Zazlo today, which is just unbelievably strange to me, the amount of Zaz infection that is all over the place around here. Juju, though, has hats that are way too nice to have that shitty strap on them. So he's not quite Zazloish in all of the ways. Juju, what kind of jokers do we have from the weekend? And it's good to see you. What kind of flowers do we have from the weekend as well? Yes, sir, man. I got big time jokers. That's the kind of jokers I got. And just like my brother and me know, Hassan, I'm like, we big under the weather. You dig? I'm a power through, first and foremost, Kenan Allen. Welcome to Indianapolis, brother. This is not necessarily the way you might have wanted to be. Welcome. But they got video. My brother coming out of the, the police station after being detained after a DUI. Look at him. It's the brother steel drunk, salute to his homeboy, though. He's trying to help him. He's got, it's like, oh, come on, it's guys trying to help him. But you got Kenan Allen staggering out, and the baldness is hurting him as well. That's right. It's like a step down out of that door. Another step off. I'm going to go with that. It was just a odd step there. I don't think he's still drunk. Wait a minute. Kenan Allen is. This video is so good. This is him trying to hide. He's staying low. Let me stay low. Look how wide his buddy gets trying to hide from the camera man. The fact that Kenan Allen is a boy on Stony. That guy. That guy blocking Kenan Allen's view is doing what Ron McGill says you should do in front of a bear. Like get real big and get real wide. Hey, bear. Thought it was Lovar ball for a second. He's got to come home. Right? Oh my God. Ooh. Of course. I'm talking about. His letter has been in the mail for about 10 years now. Kenan, please. They're sending to San Diego. That's why he keeps getting them in San Diego, but obviously they're not there anymore. He's like, damn, I didn't get the letter. Right, the next Joker I have, someone who I used to love, you know what I mean? He would never end up on his list back in the days. But Jason Tatum took his behind the China and thought it was sweet. My boy gave NBA Twitter a meme for the rest of history. Look at my boy, stroking 0% from the free throw line. He shot 10 of them guys, 10 misdollars. Is this one of those incredible hoops? No, they're a little small. Those hoops are a rip off. Those hoops on purpose are about half the size of NBA. They're stiff by the way too. Right. Get them out of here. Get the sales anxiety here. Loser. Next one. Of course, I got to go there. Matter of fact, before I go to the one of the other weekend weekend, I'm going to Phoenix Mercury, brothers and sisters, the Phoenix Mercury. Now, back in mid season, they traded Monique, Nicole McKinney, a 2027, first round pick, a 2028 second round pick. And all of that was just to acquire Kelsey Plum. They were in 12th place when they did this. They finished the season in 12th place, eliminated already before the break. And now Kelsey Plum is talking about she don't know if she's going to stay in Phoenix because she's an unrestricted free agent. You can't make this stuff up. And last one, but not least, your brother and ours, they shine love, man. They're one of them. Look at this, bro. If I were to sell this, now, hell no, bro, whoever threw him that football, you a hater. What was that, bro? Love it, love to all the women who fell for it, but when you got, you so bad at being a faking a scammer, real deal in a failed analyst, Mina Kimes took to Twitter and made a video about how your route looked like a drew ski route, be it, bro. Ultimate Joker, back to you, Dano. We'll get to some polls in a second, because we've got too many of them, but how about some flowers, because everybody knows you're not a hater, everyone knows that you're usually somebody who is spreading positivity everywhere. So who deserves the flowers this weekend? Man, I'm going to give some flowers to the creators and the makers and the programmers of NBA 2K27, for recognizing your boy as a journalist. Now every single person on the world that buys 2K27, I will be in an NBA side and a WMBA side providing commentary and social media updates to just explain to you what exactly is going on. Salute. That's awesome. Yes. Juju, am I allowed to say what you and Cody were doing last Friday, or is that a secret? Don't say that. Nope. It's still a secret. All right. We'll find out. Exactly. Dad tried to ruin the mouse, though. My dad tried to ruin that on today's a great Cody show and I had to stop him. That was a real, that was a real look at me, Louie, though, from Juju there, right? Like that was a real celebration of Juju. He just gave flowers. Yeah, but see, as a brother, though, in this world, if I wait for y'all to do it, I'll be waiting forever. That's true. Hey, nobody reached out to me, a text message, something, a congratulatory situation. But if something goes wrong, y'all, be on my line. This is awesome. I'm celebrating myself. Really amazing. Also, too, my brother, then I got some advice for you. My brother and putty flowers down. I'm going to try a good dollar style. Brother. Your massage near you is going to have your ass at a penitentiary near the damn Gulf of Mexico, bro. Stop doing it. Don't do it. No. No massage. Get you a therapist. Get you somebody who you trust and tell them to follow you over there or someone in the region that you trust. Take that advice because I do not want to open a newspaper. The Miami Harrow and see my brother in handcuffs. Ain't that a beef. You'll be in front of me when I stumble out of the massage part of parlor. You're making an out of that. Yeah. Just that. Spreading your own. No, me like any more flowers or is that the end of the massage near me? That's it. Exactly. Just for himself. I'll give some more flowers to Andrew Rees for breaking the double, double record in the W. Most double doubles in the seasons in a single season. Man, come on. As well as our sister, Caitlin Clark, who's the first player in WNBA history with 800 points. In 300 assists in a season. Come on, man. These flowers are for y'all, ladies. Get those polls ready, Judy, because we have a lot of them to get to. But while we wait for you to get them ready, I just wanted to ask you as it relates to your favorite Atlanta dream team, that Angel Reese trade has been a great one. Correct? Like that. I don't know what that is done to Atlanta, but Atlanta seems well managed by our friend René Montgomery, so how do you feel about that trade and your team? Yeah, man. I feel spectacular. Like this, you could never, I couldn't imagine it actually happening. I would tell people this as a joke, are we going to get Angel Reese? Well, we actually got Angel Reese and it has turned around the economy of the dream. Let alone the city, because it sounds okay, okay, go see the dream someday or come, come watch the dream game with me, bro, I'm gonna pull up on you. If I say eight, I'll come see Angel Reese play with me, oh, oh, oh, what we at, what we at, I'm pulling up. So it's done revitalized the whole city, the city's faith in the dream basketball and mine as well, because I thought earlier in the season, some of them losses and some of those things could have been cleaned up, damn, I'll be going get to them. But with the addition of the wine, a bonner, a legend, a veteran, I think we actually have the chance right now to make some noise in the playoffs for real for real. Making some noise as there's going to be some noise made in the playoffs. None of that fake ass noise either for real for real. At Lebitar Show, good, good like Maga Fee's album. At Lebitar Show is where you vote on the polls, what do you got for us? Do you get your drink taken away when you're taking off on an airplane? 59% of the audience says no, you don't. At Maga Fee. Oh, I think 59% of the audience might not know ball, man, because the lady she brings your drink while the other people are loading on takes your order so you don't have to wait. And then when it's about to take off, she says, up, the tray is up, I need these drinks back. Yeah. How do you know there? Yeah. Do you pack two pairs of draws for each day you travel 55% of the audience says yes, they do. I'm going to take off on a coffee. Come on, y'all. Did you know that pilots and flight attendants clean their underwear and hotel coffee machines? Before I give this a response, I'm going to tell you what my hunger, I take my hunger, she a flight attendant. So I asked her, bro, y'all be watching y'all stuff in the day, coffee machine. She says, Negro H, no, who the hell told you that? So 87% of the audience says, no, they did not know. Maga fee, are we still making jeds, 86% of the audience says, no, we are not. Maga fee. You can't see a baby emerge from the womb and say that, that boy's name is jet. You can't do that if you want that boy to have a life that doesn't end up in a trailer park with billions Looking for $140 sex. It's Kirk Herb Street right about having your wife do a handstand upon conception to ensure that you have a boy 58% of the audience says no, he is not Pat McAfee Ah Is it redundant to send someone from Winnipeg to hell? 81% of the audience says yes, it is redundant Pat McAfee After all these years should the Dave Matthews Band be called the Dave Matthews Band with Cardiff Buffett? 79% of the audience says yes, it should. Pat McAfee Did Dave Damshake imply that Tom Hanks had sex with Wilson the down volleyball? 96% of the audience says yes, he did Pat McAfee That's a hell of a sounder and last poll do you miss the fat MLB play baseball player 93% of the audience says yes They do and those are your polls Pat McAfee MLB baseball player also redundant Thank you, Jude you good seeing you buddy. Whoops Folks the weight is over football is back and something big is coming this Wednesday September 2nd draft Kings game day Arrives and don't forget draft King sports is now live in all 50 states one app every sport nationwide New draft Kings customers sign up with code Dan spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days Includes all markets that's code Dan in partnership with draft Kings the crown is yours. 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