John Stamos’ Retired Oikos Cannon

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And we've just added Las Vegas in February at the MGM. So go check it out. And then check out Giannis. Yes. Come see me in San Francisco, January 2nd and 3rd, day after New Year's. Be all hung over. Calgary, Alberta, January 9th and 10th. Detroit, Michigan, January 15th through 17th. Then Morris Plain, New Jersey. And then Bakersfield, California. Come check us out. Because afterwards, we're taking a little break from the road. Taking a little break. Now, enjoy this episode with John Stammer. And also check out patreon.com slash historyhigienists. Historyhigienists.com. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Higienists. We have the real John Stamos here. John Stamos. Yes, John Stamos. As many years, I've called Giannis special needs Stamos, as I'm sure you've heard. I have. I have. I have. Because I do believe he looks like you as if he had special needs. Because his eyes are closer together? That's right. That's right. His eyes are closer together. He has a below average size head. He doesn't have the hair you have. He doesn't have the bone structure you have. He looks like you if you had a bit of a chromosomal deficiency. I was like, we want to. I just say, this is the first time I'm meeting you. I don't want to bag on my boy, Giannis. No, no, no. You do have to say that you're a handsome kid. I appreciate that. Thank you. That's why you're special. It was very good. And honestly, the whole time I was watching, I was like, why doesn't Giannis have this special on Netflix? Why him? Yes. They said no. Yes. I tried to get it on. They just said no. Yeah. Well, you know. They went no. They said they have a one Greek minimum, and they already gave it to Stavros Stalakis. So they said, we can't actually do another Greek unless you want it to start. I'm happy you guys are finally together again. Yes. You know, Giannis and I have been friends for a while, and he's leaning a little right these days. I've been listening. Oh, yeah. Well, that's why we're doing the show again. Thank God. Straighten his ass out. As soon as I saw, I was watching it from afar. I said, you know, this guy's getting back to really speaking the truth. I said, let's start the show again. Let's get this started. Yes. Yes. Too much. Once I heard his policy on immigration, I said, get him back in the seat. What's the matter with you? Well, I think we all just figured when Hollywood crumbled, we could just all be honest again. Yeah. Let's just do it again. Yeah. Yeah. Hasn't happened yet. Yes. Yeah. Almost. Yeah. It's hanging on by a thread. We don't want to talk politics because- Because you can't. You can't. Because you can't. I can't. No, I got into a little- Well, you're in the, you're in the, you know, and you've done very well with it, but you're in the Hollywood machine. You're an A-list celebrity. I don't- Say A. No, I'd say A. I'd say A. People know your first and last name. A plus. No, I'd call you A. A by name only. I tell you what, if I am an A, it's just because I've lasted so long. Right. Yeah. I've lasted longer than others, I guess. Yeah. But yeah, I should have been gone. And you don't look like you've had any work. I haven't. Yeah, which is pretty- Wow. No Botox? Because you got wrinkles. I had some Botox on my forehead. Okay. But I kind of think it's run out by now. Yeah. Yeah. You are a wildly handsome guy and probably the best hair I've ever seen actually in person. Yeah, and I would say just a nose job and forehead Botox in Hollywood, that equals no work. No work. No work. You can actually, it's a net zero. Yeah, I'm 72, 73 next month. Are you 73 next- No, he's not. I was going to say, that would be- I didn't realize- That would make you believe that you Hollywood-ly are drinking the blood of children. Now I see why you can't. You guys split up. Yeah. No, I'm 62. 62 years old. Even that's impressive. How old are you? I am 41 years old. Fahrenheit. Yeah. 49 plus 150. Yes. What are we going to- Are you 49 now? 49. What are we going to do for 50? Well- Well, we're going to have a big party. Well, we're going to have a big- Depends on when you want to sell it. We're going to have a big party and we're actually going to get a time machine and go back in time because he turned 50 last year. He lies. Oh, he did? He's a liar. He's a liar. Where was I? We always take one year back. My brother took one year back. So Stamos is actually 63, but he's saying you're 62. It depends when he had his last feasting of baby blood. That's what it is. Because that freezes the aging. Now, here's what happened- I just drank the blood of Rob Lowe. Because here's what happened is we had a great guest on last week. Do you know Oz Perlman, the medicalist? Yeah, I called you guys. Remember? Oh, yeah. I want to hear how that went. Yeah. And we want to hear, and you were going to have a lunch with Stavros. Yeah. So we want to hear how that went. I want to see how much you spent because I want to know how much he ate. I did get stuck with the pills. Did you get hit with 500 plus? Because that's about- Did he order 40,000 appetizers like Allen Iverson? He said he was fasting. Did he say he was fasting? So what does that mean? Just two cheeseburgers and he- I said, I haven't eaten. I'm so hungry. And he said, yeah, are you fasting? I said, no, I just haven't eaten for a bit. He goes, I'm doing this intermittent fasting. Sure. And then ordered about 17. Yeah, yeah. No, he said fatting is what he said. He said, I'm fatting. By the way, if he's the sweetest guy in the world- Oh, yeah. I really enjoyed- I don't know. Honestly, I got all these calls from my managers. Oh, this guy wants to be a doctor. He wants to meet you. He's got a project. I said, great. I'd love to. And then we just sat and talked. And I asked him a bunch of questions. And they stuck me with a bill and we went home. No, he's a great guy. Yeah, he is a great guy. And the project will be good. Yes. There was no project. Oh, really? You just want to hang out? Just want a free lunch, I guess. That's what it is. Well, that's what it is. Yeah, because that's the free lunch. That's what Mom Donnie wants as well. Yeah, the free lunch. For everybody. And all the Greeks at some point have to meet each other because it's just not a lot. It's not. Maria Menoudos, right? Tanita Faye. Tanita Faye. Tom Hanks. Hank Hackelopoulos. Hank Hackelopoulos. Yeah, Nia Vardala. Yes. Chad Hanks. Tell him when I took you to Greek Easter. Took me to Greek Easter. And the priest, it was at Jim Giannopoulos' house. He used to be the- Oh, big deal. Yeah, big deal. He's a finance guy, right? My dad, he worked for my dad. Yeah, he used to work for my dad. He was like, when my dad started out, he was like a young lawyer who worked for my dad. And the priest at the party definitely said the Palestinians need to get their shit together. Right. So that part I do remember, and I thought that was pretty wild. And the prayer, that was weird. Yeah, he picked it in the prayer. Yeah, but I said, hey, we're in Hollywood, you know? But you ended up talking to somebody for a long time. When in Jerusalem do as the Jews do. What did you, who were you talking to? I saw you huddled. I was talking- Sarandos? No, no. You introduced me to Sarandos. Yeah, he is a Greek. Sarandos, yeah. No, I, yeah, I was talking to you. No, no, it was the other, it was- Dimitri Martin. Yeah, Dimitri Martin. Dimitri Martin, yeah, Dimitri Martin was there. And your wife was pissed because you weren't home for your Easter, but I said- That's right. Hollywood, yeah. That's right, he was like- You gotta do what you gotta do. How is this show doing? Is it a success? Is this show? Yeah. We're back, we're good, we're in the saddle. When you first started back- You're like Desi Arnaz and Lucy. Coming back, baby. I don't know which one's Lucy, which one's Desi. Well, Desi Arnaz was Latin. Was Latin, so that would be me. I'm more Latin. Even though he dresses like a Latino. This analogy is terrible. It's the first two people that came to my mind. Yeah. You guys talked too much in the beginning over each other. Do we? Right. Not now anymore. Now you have a nice rhythm. Are you listening regularly? What? Are you listening? Yeah. Oh, are you on the Patreon? I'm on yours. Oh, okay, good. That one slowed down to one a month, yeah. And now we're down to 25 episodes. Do you guys have a Patreon too? We do. Patreon.com slash History Hyenas, where you're probably going to hear most of this episode, because I would guarantee that we will get an email from John's publicist that 90% of this episode can't come out. Why? Because Giannis is talking about Palestinians and you just can't do that. I didn't know. The priest actually did. He did say that. I thought it was wild. Yeah, he did. He did. He was giving, he was like, yeah, he did the religious thing. He said, the Palestinians, our friends, they got to get their shit together. I don't know what to tell you. Is this interesting? To me. Is this a good episode? This is going to be great. Yeah, well, I mean, off the, you know, you said we had some nice ones. What happens is, is we normally have some nice ones right before the cameras start, and then we just repeat them here to silence, like, you know, obviously you're famous from Full House and then Fuller House, and then I said I'm half German. My show is called Fuhrer House. You got a little giggle, but then on camera you won't laugh. I get it. Can't laugh at the Fuhrer. I did cabaret here. Did you guys go sweater shopping together before? Yeah, well, I, you know me. Yeah. He knows me. Giannis knows me better than anyone. I know. when there's a handsome man who's coming in as a guest i need yeah look at this are you lactating what do you have like nice to meet you yes and his shirt's dirty this is just well that's what you got a dirty shirt yeah it's just sweat i miss you you know we we really bonded the two of us and we would facetime each other he'd always been a hotel somewhere like half naked like sure that's what it is our life yeah and you too with the beach boys you're always on tour but you can't live the way you just talked about you being half naked and you said you too yeah because you i've seen you naked too i've heard you piss we've had been talking about your prostate his prostate is strong exceptionally strong really yeah he um but we would have these great conversations this long smart cover i've learned a lot from you uh yeah from me yes yeah you're wildly intelligent so are you leaning a little more right now nope not at all now this may be a question obviously and forgive me if this has been asked to you time and time again but i i'm sorry if it has been nudge me when he gets to this point okay do you do you when you come is it chobani yogurt oikos is it oikos yeah i thought it was chobani no you've always been oikos yes sorry about that so yes was it oikos you did oikos i thought you were chobani no it was oikos it was oikos forget that yeah so it's oikos yes um yeah um so i always always was he did he trip you guys out did he did he did and what he did was is he did a thing that he was able to guess our birthdays uh in with cards well by googling it but he was able to get these card tricks out but he had his birthday as 1976 which is what his birthday is on the internet but the real birthday is 1975. so he obviously did something on the internet so that's what we think because if he would have known his actual birthday then it's really a mentalist thing and i and he is amazing no but the biggest trick he was able to do was somehow get 20 of this whole podcast and commission all our road well that wasn't him being a mentalist that's him being that's what i mean that was the most amazing thing about it yes that's what that's what that's that's why we've named the episode the magic frisbee yeah i went to my i just went to my uh you know he invoiced me yes yeah i need you for your i mean he's taken 15 off of my austin gates yeah so i don't know how he did that but they always found a way now what are you doing john he's doing big tv john's with beat these with the beach boys but we know you and again john's in a different place they're not the beach boys anymore they're the beach elderly right they're the beach men they need to rename their name to the beach old boys right and that's yeah dude's beach deuce does um uh because the house i saw them at carter i saw mccartney hall they got many sitting ovations that's what it is yeah the crowd was definitely a little older yeah their code for their pre-sale is aarp i played a doctor so like if somebody has some sort of that's a good thing that you're on there that's by the way the beach boys have never been hotter i'll tell you why because people need decency is an all-time high and and at low and and and discord at all-time high because of our president he's a okay i'm not gonna say anything but i'm saying that people need this music right now so badly yeah it's optimism positivity wouldn't be nice fun fun fun so the crowds and we've been playing a lot of festivals lately where it's like young we were at uh we played riot fest 60 000 people that were yeah under 90. one of the coolest things john did is me and my wife were just sitting on the couch and he facetimed me from stage man and he just put it there and he was like what's up while they were oh my god so i was able to we were able to just enjoy the concert but that show was that radio where was it at uh no you were outside no no you were outside no we went to that yeah that wasn't it was weird that's not a place for you now getting a face time like that from greek family from john stamos is that that is the equivalent of jesus who else could in the greek community who's a bigger call from stamos no other than stamos no stamos is big especially for the ladies yeah i think they called her on easter easter he gave my cousin who passed away and beautiful he is a great human being horace look at him he's also a normal guy people go oh these hollywood people they're you know yeah just a normal good guy just a normal guy he did a good thing my cousin had cancer and he did a yes he did a little video you told me yeah yeah it's a beautiful thing it's a really beautiful thing yeah why am i even here i well i i would assume the way you're dressed you're you're promoting some type of hallmark lifetime that's good that's good that's good that is the outfit that you yeah that yeah you look like a guy who's lost in christmas and yeah i was just on um kelly and i uh and i had to run out and get a sweater because i said is hollywood weird now that you're doing the tonight show tonight you just came from kelly and then you stopped off to talk to two assholes like us crazy that you fit this one yeah you know what i used to call him for help on my panel we i gotta i should we work on some my jokes for tonight yeah let's see what you got you're going with jimmy fallon yeah okay well that'll air tonight this will air out do you work on it or should we call a couple five-year-olds to do it in crayons okay it's a fallon that was a fallon hit i don't get it it's calling uh jimmy but we get a couple eggs and just smash him on his face he does just saying that jimmy doesn't jimmy does more like just making a joke like uh pranks she's kind of like you know he does games and yeah those games yeah now what what what do you what are you going to be do you guys know have you ever been on a talk like yeah i was actually the first comic to do stand-up on the tonight show and it didn't air but it was a test show so i've met a whole real really that's why another nickname for yannis is in a neat in in addition especially famous we call him yanni almost because he almost gets everything and then it just almost and then right every t show and tv shows so he was the first guy in the tonight show and it almost got in the air but it did not i've talked to so many comics about him and wondering it in a in a serious note because i think he's one of the greatest sure and and i i asked so many people why is he not a superstar yet and they said give it there's no age there's no time limit for a comedian to hit big i would say i would say that i would say that i would say one uh answer i'd have is why he's not uh bigger than he should because of course he's the talent is insane it's probably because his most viral video is him in a wig dressed as a trans latina woman yelling the n-word that would be one you think that hurt you think that hurt if you guys want to google maurice said that's it i would just think that the powers that be are saying yeah this guy's great let's have tonight show oh wait here's him dressed as a transformer yelling that's it and saying the n-word and i think that they say you know what let's move on to the next guy yeah ah here you know what chris maybe a better choice i thought it was the blackface you did yes but i mean it worked out for jimmy jimmy did blackface jimmy did blackface jimmy is the greatest that guy has the energy of uh you know yeah kimmel we're talking about yeah yeah no you're talking about as well oh no he didn't kimmel did uh kimmel yeah he did what what he just did what he getting through this this uh you know issue that he did is is is remarkable it's the beginning of of us sort of fighting for oh kimmel and they just re-signed them again at abc so it's yeah did you meet him with me ever never met him great chris knows him well though oh well he guest hosted the show you know what i saw that i swear to god i saw it and go why the did they not ask me to guest host yeah they never have yeah jimmy that's yeah what is up with that i saw that i wondered why why i just you were good i'm kidding you were i don't yeah i jimmy and i seriously yeah do you think there's an anti-greek kind of uh discrimination in hollywood well i think i don't know jimmy has asked kimmel has asked me you know obviously getting the podcast back with the honest he asked me if i do the podcast with a mask on because being around a greek so there might be i thought something might be something that he just feels that way i don't know yeah when you do these talk shows yeah for you folks out there you have to like do pre-interviews and you literally have to figure out like almost everything you're saying like what they're going to ask you what the joke is what the thing is sure right it's it's a little and that's why for us as comics that's harder for us because we'd like to be in a free flow like we are now and just because anytime you tell me to perform my joke and it's not in a stand-up setting it's very very very it's difficult it's hard to do those shows because you have five six minutes you're going to be funny you got to promote what you're doing i'm on this new show called palm royale with kristen wick um and you have to uh be charming and likable and you know all that stuff and six seven minutes she's one of the funniest she literally is one of them christian wick funniest people she is so tell us about this show do i play a lawyer slash gynecologist and that was uh i said sign me up nice so you could sue yourself yeah i could go and um it was great it's great you've done you've done for gynecology i mean yeah i've seen it you've seen a few of those that part was easy the lawyer part was yeah yeah you know yes there was a great character you should watch you guys your wife probably like it uh you're married too right i am married yeah do you have kids i do i have three kids i'm sitting between two guys who've gotten a lot of yeah i just what it is i just had that moment i realized i mean i've had some in my life but i'm sitting between two hall of fame pros who've gotten a lot of between two guys you're sitting between two guys who you can bet almost near 100 have at least one strand of hp i thought you were going to say eskimo brothers oh about that too yeah i've known chris for 15 years and two bouts of syphilis yeah that's right i've went old school yeah yeah yes i've gotten diseases benjamin franklin's gotten that's how that's the level i'm playing at but now we're good we're great we have a beautiful family at home good good and now if anything you know we don't we we're faithful we love it and you know outside of random sex with men there's no i'm just keeping in my pants you're allowed to do that pop through my head these guys got a lot of they really did yeah yeah yeah and then we're sitting in a room with nick who's in his mid-40s has gotten next to no pussy so it's just he's wearing it don't listen no no he gets a lot of an nwo wrestling shirt that's what they're really yeah they love it in orange sneakers they're smoking i'm sure you did well yannis before your wife is stunning crush it no here's your wife is too good looking for you no no i i said the same thing he outkicked his coverage yeah you want to hear a true story you won't even remember this because this is just your life and that's part of the joke but this is a true story when i went with him to this sort of after hours place he had a couple friends was a bunch of us hanging out um but anyway this girl comes over this woman she must have been like you probably don't even remember this i i was telling it on stage for a little while it must have been in her 50s yeah i probably will again or maybe i'll just do it here and i swear to god she comes up to him she's shaking or whatever and she's like oh my god oh my god she's like i have this story to tell you she was like is she shaking nervous she has parkinson's yeah no she was shaking nervous like you want to make sure like oh my god it's like john stamos yes we're at bathtub gin yeah right which is a great place by the way right this already sounds like one of my aunts yeah so and then she goes you you don't know you don't know this but like 20 years ago 25 years ago she was in her 50s so i guess when she was young she's like i went to a beach boys concert or whatever and she was like you don't understand how big a fan i am like i had you up in my wall full hard like and then she goes you threw out a coke can you threw out a can of coca-cola yeah and she goes and she goes i went in the garbage and got the can and i still have the can oh my god and my favorite part about it uh and then she was like can i just get your autograph or whatever he was like you know because he was just doing the pleasure because imagine your life is hearing stories like this if a woman told me this yes my ego would be through the roof or i would call the police and say i have a stalker someone's going through my garbage yeah but he was so used to it he was like yeah what do you want me to sign all right yeah it was just like another tuesday for him so you want me to sign your tit what do you want me to put it was lorena bobbitt off her husband's penis and this was a girl who just told him that she kept his garbage for 20 years and he was just like yeah just kind of dude it's kind of what you guys do you keep my garbage yeah you don't remember that do you no i don't how funny is that what's probably happened to him all the time just you know that's odd that is rude and he probably can't acknowledge it because coca-cola is not a sponsor he's with pepsi so can you change the can to pepsi and then he can acknowledge it yes he remembers oikos i swear to god i do love oikos i love any type of uh greek yogurt zero zero grams of protein it's good for your heart good for your collection do you watch your wife's watch hunting wife's the hunting wife my wife does yes i'm going to be on uh next year that's why she texted me and said she's looking forward to seeing you on that is that what she said oh yeah yeah and and you know it's kind of erotic the show is i mean it's you know it's titling and my i went to tell my wife i said um well they called they said you know we're thinking about we there's a scene oral sex scene in there you know i said giving or receiving receiving beautiful girl okay i'm in yeah oh now i gotta approach my wife i was like uh love i know you've seen the show um they're thinking about asking me are you gonna show your penis god yeah like no why why you should show your penis pull it out i'm not gonna show my cut now why not every good time everyone should read stamos's book you want to know why tell me because stamos used to party big yeah and he's open about it i like that it's a party a big yeah yeah especially you know cameras back then 80s yeah famous having the type of fame you had in the 90s right that's when it was 80s 90s i mean like what i can't imagine what life must have been like for you or anybody like you at that time i mean well house was the biggest show in the world and he's one of the stars i'd give you the book so you could read it but all the pages are stuck together oikos yeah my oikos on page 18. that's how old she was babe here's the thing is i know you just came from texas every time i go to texas in these deep south states i always get upset because i can't watch porn they block pornhub and i need a vpn that's why i want to go to nord vpn so i can splooge in my belly button because nord vpn is a great vpn and you just need one you need one for your cyber protection for all the trackers trying to track you to market to you but most importantly to be able to jack off in republican states that's what it is because a lot of times that's the only thing that calms me down after the flight before the show is i got it sometimes i start jerking off at the 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this dessert and it's like uh like a pirate's booty and and sugar and caramel and cream and stuff and it's so good you become addicted to it we call it crack it's my it's my uh it's my mother-in-law's crack and uh you can't stop eating my mother-in-law's crack and people come over before they even say merry christmas like is your mother-in-law's crack out and you know it's a mother-in-law's crack uh run oh i get it i get it oh mother-in-law's crack out yeah right right right okay one year she didn't make it everybody it's like christmas heroin right stuff it's so you can't stop eating the crack right right um can't stop eating the crack yes yeah looking the crack yeah butt crack there's a pirate joke in there you can make a smiley and play yeah fedex um he said respect your your mother-in-law's crack changed my life i said how did he get it you know right yeah i like it i like that and jimmy's gonna laugh at that he'll be he'll be subtly drunk yeah by then no sure jimmy likes to boost it up it's just a known it's great you can't i know you don't acknowledge that you know i don't know i don't know i've had them a lot like that that's the thing with me is i like an honest per at this point in my life i'm done with the i'm done with the yeah like my like my wife got upset the other day that one of our uh daughter's teachers she posts on facebook she's go goes out drinks on friday i said what else this girl's 25 years old you want her to be drinking yeah and doing stuff like that i don't want any of these weirdos that are going home and knitting and going to a protest i want her out there drinking yeah you know having sex in a car in the parking lot yeah off the sawmill that's a 25 year old girl nate told me this story what he you know is him and jimmy are obviously really close now yeah yeah yeah so when they they way back in the day told me this story they were drinking and yeah jimmy jimmy can throw him back throw him back but it's it's we we all see him at the comedy clubs a lot of a lot of guys like to drink it's legal yeah and nate used to drink a lot and i've never seen him drunk on his show no no no no no no no but nate nate yeah nate likes to drink a lot and i'm a big i'm a big uh advocate for getting uh drunk nate back i love red snake nate is what we used to call him drunk nate from the the nate that only yannis and i and the other comics in new york have seen is the real nate that's the name that i hope one day pops out well at the right time yeah but i mean that's the point is like that but he told me this story where he got really drunk with Fallon and uh he he got so drunk that he became a little like red red snake Nate we used to call him and so he said something to Fallon like that little you know yeah a little like Jimmy didn't know what to do Jimmy didn't know how to turn that into a game he goes like he goes what do you mean man yeah yeah what do you mean what do you mean we can't let them in what does that mean Nate was out sorry now do we think Nate's doing a little too much the music is an amusement park I mean well that's the thing yeah no I mean I think I said go for it I don't know yes I say go for it he always wanted to be the biggest comic uh on the planet that was always his goal I've known him but Dollywood it's a lot yeah it's it's a lot and he wants to be Walt Disney which I respect the guy's uh you know vision on well he already hates Jews so that he's already yes he wants to name the theme park the wolf slayer which I think's a little much so I mean it's the perfect guy to fill his shoes yeah you got your comics have been brutal with each other these days I think it's because like everyone sees versions of people on the internet that are very one dimensional and they're just like starting to attack each other I also think that's all that's left to do on the internet and I think and I think that what happened is to with the internet and just with comedy becoming as big as it's become some comedians now are not they're they're using their platform to not do comedy and then that for us is like well now you're going to get made fun of for that you have to be funny every time right right right right right right right right right the camera that's our job i'm never gonna go ever say anything serious even if you force me to i'll just make a joke because that's what i'm presenting myself so the minute you start to get too serious for comics we're like now you're gonna get abused and also that's how we show love i mean we've been making fun of each other in the back spouts of comedy club well you guys do it with love years yes with love yeah oh yeah you know rickles was like my father the best yeah he was very close with rickles and he had sex with your mom yeah and he uh i don't say it was your father yeah i know i got the joke i mean you know here to be funny it was an honest question yeah and i said yeah okay thank you my testicles look like rickles um yeah you're supposed to anything i say is funny man crickets uh now you're dressed like a christmas ornament yeah i know that was good but i had to i was on the i do love it i'm yes uh but where were we rickles um comedy guys rickles was i'm i'm a huge i don't know if you know chris but like i'm a i'm a uh stand-up uh groupie i love stand-up i'm fascinated by you guys outside of yanni uh i loved uh you know shandling was was great because of bob dave i got to spend time with i got to meet a lot of comics over the years and well that's what you know about bob saget who we all loved did you know bob i did know i didn't know him that that well but i got to see him i'm thankful i got to see him perform live with jeff ross and gilbert godfrey godfrey also passed away he did they had a great show jeff ross and david tell had a great show on netflix called bumping mice and i was at the that those guys were at bob saget and gilbert godfrey so i got to watch him live and then you know sadly passed away shortly thereafter but what was all what's awesome about him what comics knew was how dirty his comedy was right but that was a you know nope like my mother right love full house didn't know that yeah but when i got to come i was like oh the old bob saget was awesome yeah all these cursing but you knew that like on the set of full house bob was bob but the public didn't know that that's fascinating to me he was uh and you know the bummer is like you said like he had such respect from comics he didn't know that's the saddest part about his death to me was that he didn't know how loved he was you know when he died it was like princess diana died or something sure i mean the outpouring was insane well you wrote that beautiful uh article about him that actually i was reading when i was in san diego i actually teared up i couldn't believe you read yourself that there's a caveat that he was tearing up because it's if it's ticket sales i mean no he was killing oh him yeah yeah yeah yeah that too yeah yeah no bob was like they were still strong it's what it is everybody had a little bit of that stimulus money you guys are a lot of like you do the same face stuff you call each other kid it's weird mentally retarded no i remember when our friend noticed it first he goes he guys he goes neither one of you guys talk like that but when you get together you both talk i know my my jasmine my wife and i'm sure your wife has very she gets very annoyed when i'm on the phone with him because she's like why do you start talking like that it really pisses me off i'm like it's my thing shut up stage voice yeah well we just had like we'd like two kids in the back of the class yeah having fun just you should but but to go back to bob saget he was so respected and when he came into the comedy club it was like you're seeing like a comedy legend where you're like because you know we see a lot the comedy so everywhere louis ck and colin quinn and chapelle all these guys come in but bob saget's like that it's like it was a be like uh jim norton uh told me once it was like it's like seeing robin williams when he was alive like he would come in randomly rarely and then it's like wow that's him same with bob saget well so they're what they said about chapelle loved uh bob you know he spoke at his funeral he he said that like when chapelle was coming up that bob like helped him out and you know sure it was a good uh yeah so did bob saget get that role on full house just being like a stand-up like a dirty filthy stand-up comic who he was that's what he presented his comedy as and they were like he might be perfect to be the tv clean dad no is that how it happened no you know jeff franklin who created the show always wanted bob bob was doing um like uh some morning show here in new york and oh it wasn't available and so no he was but but but uh jeff knew him as a comic bob used to do warm-up in the uh in the um like live sitcom audiences and stuff so when jeff was working on laverne shirley and yeah i think um bosom buddies and stuff bob was the stand-up guy in the audience that uh that you know what you say like about you know the music being wholesome with the beach boys and all that i want to start doing like i have a sitcom in development right now you know i'm i want to be like oh put up like a wholesome show out there i just know even if it gets on people don't watch that kind of show i don't want to be like oh put up like a wholesome show out there anymore and i wish they would like that path for stand-ups to get on a sitcom and do that was like the path that's just you again it's still available but it doesn't you just nobody watches yeah but they maybe they would because you're like what are your kids what do they watch like i'm like mr beast yeah yeah they're online yeah youtube and all that and i try to i try to watch but i will say do they watch full house yet they watch fuller house my kids watch fuller so they didn't understand my kids like you know we were when remember episode one of fuller house my daughter who's 10 now my stepson's 15 when my wife and i started singing the theme song to full house they were looking at us like how do you know that have you seen the show we're like what are you talking they didn't understand that full house was a show yeah to begin with you know and when we were kids but what i noticed about them is yes they enjoy the mr beast of the world and the tiktok stuff but when we sit down and make them watch like a family movie from our time yeah they love it yeah they love it it's i i fought the show forever like you know i was like well fuck that show i don't want to be part of that yeah you almost walked out on the pilot right or you don't want to do the pilot i yeah the kids were getting all the laughs i'm like what am i fucking doing this is romper room you know i want out you know yeah and i've you know it took me years of of and i've you know i've done everything since i've been so you know lucky to i've done five broadway shows i was i was the last thing i did was with james earl jones and it was a powerful dramatic play by gore vidal are we boring you know no no this is great and james earl jones mustafa yeah right yeah one of the most you know yeah well respected greatest actors of our time and and the last day it was a really powerful show and people you know it was very serious very political drama by gore vidal uh and i remember telling him on our way out i said uh i called him big daddy it's a big daddy he called me little john it's a big daddy you uh you did something that no one's done daddy yeah i don't know why go ahead on paper john i gotta be honest with you on paper you're as bad as gay as they come yeah broadway shows call men yeah my my sister my my my wife thought i was gay when she first met me yeah yes well we're all a little gay we all are we perform yes i'm saying that as a fellow guy who also on paper i'm on paper and in reality yeah because i always thought it was funny that the black community that's their big thing they go oh they're gonna turn you gay you know there's a paranoia with all the comics like oh you got to do gay stuff it's like yeah dude we're all already a little gay gay adjacent yeah i mean we are just the simple fact that we're out here doing a performing art yeah why is that gay because of the guys from the neighborhood you think the guys working out local three electricians are like hey look at these fucking guys yeah they think we're gay come see our skit come see me perform yeah you don't think that they're taking freeze frames of us right now and making the mic into a huge penis and then white cream come out and then they'll write oikos so i'm walking across james rick jones and i said to him you change back the perception of me you know people see me in a new way and i appreciate that big daddy stage door opens up and everybody's uncle jesse uncle jesse say have mercy sam and i couldn't even look at him and then i finally kind of glanced over at him and someone had their phone out and said james could you do luke i am your father for my kid on the phone yeah you realize we just looked at each other and laughed but you know what so everybody everybody has everybody gets everybody gets it and yes you were uncle jesse to me but you've done a great job of now you're john stamos you've done so many other things jason alexander being george i think now is starting to become like jason alexander for a while we would see him as he's george yeah from kramer kramer's kramer so it's not and then now you got a lot of fame and fortune out of it that's great but i think as an actor sometimes you want to be you first yeah but that's happened so i'm not bitter about it and then when i hear when i see the show this full house is like i get it now like i get the show is about love yeah and it's like i want him to watch so yeah i'm telling you these shows like if you do them right they are like joe rogan has told us before like he watches big bang theory with his wife and kids and he actually laughs out loud because if it's done right you can do it it's just i think so many of them have been done wrong yeah i'm going to change that i'm going to do it right should be a family what's your sitcom about it's about uh my family by the way it's a no actually would there be a role would you would you be a part of the show if you were a part of the show if you were a part of the show would you be interested playing a latino or do you have to play you can't do that anymore right yeah right can't do that mexican i can play mexican can't do that yes you can't do that yeah but what is it is it what is it we have the sit the the premise is yeah it's about my family you know i got a wife three kids one of my oldest ones and my stepson uh you know my father lives downstairs he's like a kind of in and out of jail guy divorced from my mom like you know that and he's got to hide them from ice got it exactly okay um it's watch that yes yes so it's like you know you're it's basically the updated my version everybody loves raymond was my show from my neighborhood i love ray romano it's like my version of that so it's like your family sitcom and jimmy kimmel's producing and jimmy's in agreement with me as like you know what chris even if we think this may not get the views creatively if this is the show you want to do let's do it do it let's try it you should he wants to do with a live audience he wants it because he's a norman lear guy yeah jimmy so he's like i want to do it like that if you do it with love and and good writing and good values and good things that's what i'm looking for needs to be on i watch some of these other shows that billy's watching and it's like the shit it's yes the parents are assholes the kids are like shitty all the fart jokes poop jokes they're shitty to the parents the parents are dummies what's he watching billy now he watches um your son billy's your son okay i wasn't sure k-pop demon hunters sure oh my kids love a lot a lot i've seen it a thousand times k-pop demon hunters he does um he does he does like beast and uh i like mark rober better for him to watch this mr beast call me one day and i don't know if i put him on the phone with billy and that was pretty cool it's great it's very cool yeah but jimmy you should i mean he knows how to do those shows there's a there's a void that that needs to be what do you think of this as my parents ready for this steve shirip and my dad ready for my mom cindy lauper what do you think love it yeah great you like that yeah you like that like that and then uh what else and i was thinking as my stepson nick fuentes what just to get the views like that i like that what do you think of this so hot right now scott scott lonker's we're gonna scott lonker scotty scotty see he does know you i know him john scott scott's a great guy you should do that that'd be good um yeah i'm gonna what was he gonna be the gay uncle no we're gonna get him in well he's gonna play his marisa character and that's gonna be my wife yeah oh good yes yeah latina we're gonna have should do it on hbo so you can have sex sex yeah yeah well we want to try to do like ab obviously you know jimmy abc so it's like but we want to try to do something different you know we'll see i mean i see i'm very also very well aware everybody thinks when there's oh i'm gonna do something different i am aware that the odds are so high i'm gonna do something different i'm gonna do something stacked against me but i just want to what i've learned about failing so much is i'll do what i want to do and different is what you want to do yeah because there's nobody's doing that yeah you know what happened you know the the truth is like full house was whatever but all the stars lined up and chemistry happened like that's the thing if you get have chemistry with someone and you can't cast you can't pay for it it just has to happen it has to happen yeah then you know but jimmy knows how to do it i mean he knows how to do it yeah um is that what it is it's just sometimes it's just like yeah yeah i've been on a million shows you gotta put it in god you gotta i've had my own two or three of my own shows that work and it doesn't matter just putting star power together you know if you put the fourth most famous people that doesn't work it doesn't matter i always go back to even on podcasting there was a time people don't even i think this is how it just didn't do well oh i think it was obama and bruce springsteen had a podcast that nobody watched right no kids yeah because they just didn't it didn't work it was on zoom no chemistry and these are arguably two of the most famous people in the world and nobody watched it yeah i want this to keep going but i have to pee no go ahead here can i thanks off the move to take into that yes take that wall out that's what it is can i yeah boy goes what are you guys going to talk about we'll do a quick we're going to talk no let let him go and then we'll talk about his sweater yeah we'll talk about you when you and then you come back yeah and then where is it and nick will take you and hold your dick while yes exactly you have an option you really could piss right in nick's hat whatever you like take a take a walk with john stamos i mean this kid's on ebd benefits yes he's on snap so you think yeah because he's got a wild life if you think he's got a wild life if you think he's got a wild life he's got no ass yeah i mean yeah but that's what oh yeah pull it out turn the cameras on oh god yeah i hope john pisses on nick's hat and then nick puts his hat back on and lemon potato start growing out of his scalp i mean a wild guy right i mean i mean this is he the nerves of him because we're asking shit that he knows he can't say or acknowledge because he is past the point john of what could ever take john that i'm saying nick fuente no he's not gonna you know totally cool with it yes um i did uh i did whiskey ginger with him and uh santino made him sit in the producer's chair yeah and he's john stamos so he's just he's the unearthed guy yeah because i've noticed him he keeps going like this whatever and he can't do drugs anymore yeah it's just what it is so he's just a little fidgety it's what we call being on the spectrum yeah yes it's what it is he's a good guy but he's got yeah he's got a great show coming out with kristen wick yeah kristen wick who's a piece i think kristen wick's beautiful she's a piece and she's and i and uh and and i just you doesn't hear it but that story's gonna bomb big on fallon which was the story he's gonna tell about his mom's ass crack yeah and we'll just let it sit and no no i get laughs it'll get laughs it'll get laughs because he's good at he's good at he's so likable but what football yeah but what doesn't jimmy laugh at that's the thing jimmy's gonna laugh because i know i know john can't acknowledge it and i respect john for being professional but jimmy will be actively fucking stone cold drunk on that show he's a drunk when he broke his hand they said he fucking just fell down a flight of we know him he's a comic he drinks a lot he drinks a lot and he might actually uh one day pass out on the set and that's when i'll begin to watch the show i think when he's doing the show he's just not even there i think he just goes on autopilot yeah well he's he's fully i mean he's got a flask of whiskey underneath his desk so john uh but it's but again john john's from the old school which i respect and i like what he said about being wholesome because i think we got to start doing a little bit more of that you know we got to start we why don't we have one episode of the month that's wholesome you want to do a wholesome i want to do a wholesome episode but i want this one we'll call it for lynn but i want to do i want to do i want to i want to call it wholesome and i want to spell it h-o-l-e 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so hammered he would curse people out one time he grabbed this guy's wife's tits the guy wanted to fight him they had to break it up and then he would walk home and they'd be like you can't walk home you're johnny carson like yeah back then he was like one of the most famous people on the planet but he would insist on walking home drunk so his his driver security would like drive the car next day yeah well he was like cursing him out driving home dude that was just what it was do you ever heard about this story no it was a great story do you want to tell no you well um because he was a nutter and uh and and he wanted to make money and he thought i'm going to kidnap somebody famous and um god told him to actually he was in his car and he said over the radio god said kidnap somebody and he's and the radio was off and uh he he he was gonna do bob hope's son but he thought oh that's too patriotic and so he went for sinatra's it's a crazy story how long did he have him kidnapped for he had him for like a like a few days and people were going batshit and he you know the mob wanted him sam giancana said we'll find him we'll kill him the fbi the cia uh and he was like uh he he left the gun and all the stuff up in tahoe they kidnapped in tahoe and brought him down to near my house in the valley and um he went back up there and he's skiing trying to you know trying to throw off the fbi and everybody's trying how did they finally get him get get him back they he released him oh he released him he released him and then then then they went after him then they got uh barry how is it how did he not get killed like how did they let him live he was shot at a couple times sinatra wanted to kill him of course and uh and and the guy was a in his 80s i became friends with them i said we got to do this story he would come over my house a lot and stuff and he uh just about two years ago shot himself just out of the blue in a parking lot it's kind of sad now right that like the italian mob they're not going to kill anybody anymore now unfortunately i'd like to get murder i'd like to i'd like that to come back a little murdered well i think the the other mafias are stepping up you got the albanian mafia you got the chinese mafia they'll you'll get popped by them um uh but i don't i don't i wish the italian mafia just come back you'd like to see some more bodies and trunks some you know what i mean yeah just the old school kind of vibes you want that to come back just a little bit well you got your people tell them well i'm german so we want to do something different oh yeah they like to clean the streets yeah so we got a swastika yet yeah yeah you mean a second one yeah were you were you nervous having this guy in your house knowing that he kidnapped frank sinatra or was it because he was older you felt like he was he was old yeah i'm threatening i mean at first i was i was like i'm breaking this guy in my house but he you know he's a sweet guy he was you know he fucked up he was he was he was a mental you know he had mental lunatic but by then he's old he doesn't you know but i knew so i met sinatra you know and you met sinatra yeah wow what was he like hey you know like it was the good story is that my dad loved sinatra and you know you want to do something great for your your dad because you love him and i i went to uh went to the concert and um i tried to you know call the publicist and whatever can we you know go backstage if frank wants to meet you you'll know i'm like how the fuck am i gonna know you yeah we go rickles opens i didn't know him then um and then there was an intermission this little guy tony o comes out says mr sinatra meet you now so i brought my dad and my mom and everybody and he's taking pictures and bossing people my mom was drunk so she wants to hug him and jilly rizzo got her in a headlock almost you know and we take pictures and you could see frank's like bossing the photographer and my dad's over there not taking a picture and and i could see frank look at him going like you motherfucker either that motherfucker thinks he's too cool to take a picture with me or that's the coolest motherfucker on the planet he didn't need a picture he just wanted and that's that's how my dad you think he was a fan of full house sinatra did yeah yeah yeah that's awesome i was there with paul abdul actually oh yeah straight up frank sinatra may be one of the coolest dudes in american history uh i would put him up icon as far as icon goes iconic cool factor i think you have sinatra you have a dean martin a jfk very cool i worked with sammy on general hospital that's that's right wow that's amazing my dad by sammy davis on the show i said who's this sammy junior guy he said maybe listen to records i said what do i talk to him about he said he's a musician talking about playing drums i wanted to play drums on the show and they weren't really taking requests you know and um but there was a band set up and and i was telling mr davis jr they won't let me play drums on here and he's hey babe you know and we had this great conversation about music and i think he got it and he goes to the same man and i do impression i do impressions that's really good very talented yeah do this on tonight on yeah you know what i thought i think i told this story once before in there um and so he said just do what i say and i don't know what the fuck is that and he gets up there and he said i introduced him as the character and he gets up he says black you played drums right and i'm like it was totally ad-libbed i'm like yeah and there was a drum set up there and i go up there and start playing and he was playing piano and it was i played music every time that's crazy wow that's crazy play with play with them did o's tell any of these stories no no dude what do you think what other guests do you have on do you uh we had uh we've had you yeah we've had uh from youtube ed bassmaster we've had another one uh mike matt rife we had right we had on we had matt rife we have our fans yeah our fans don't like guests they like but we but you're staying you got to be very specific very specific you've been spoken about many times on the show at special needs damos so to get the real guy in the fans were already rebelling against those i saw like a few comments on patreon they're like what the fuck fuck this guy really what the guest yeah they just they like us oh oh because we put it up early yeah no that's why yeah they're like they're gonna like you guys you're gonna like you a lot but i want to ask what do you think because you've been around for a little while yeah what do you think you gotta go no what time do you have to go you're good yeah okay what what do you think another 10 yeah i gotta go what do you think where are you going i gotta pick up my daughter i gotta get all the way back to where we live i promise my daughter i'd be there at pickup which is at 250 and then i got to take her to sephora at the mall she's wants you know she wants makeup so i'm gonna go to sephora so i got no choice we don't need him do we no no no no no no but do you think what do you think about like is there been a drop off in talent like do you see like the internet are you upset about it do you think like it used to be better when there was gatekeepers and then have has has the standard for entertainment gotten lower do you mean actors like guys like sammy davis frank sinatra oh yeah you don't have that anymore now we have takashi 69 yeah but who's that yeah oh you know like i'll find but but there is some great talent out there you know and like the the beach boys were looking for a new drummer and i found the guy who's playing now on instagram really really yeah so do you think though then because of that because how now it's not doesn't really have a centralized location anymore like a hollywood can you see in the future a hollywood type a city like hollywood becoming going like the way of a detroit where detroit used to be the car industry and now it's just been so oversaturated that you don't need to make it in one place anymore in hollywood it's just been so oversaturated that you don't need to make it in hollywood not having the power centralized as it once did say 10 years in the future i think it still does have the power i mean everything's still there the studios are still there a lot of people go i'm gonna go to new york and they you know what do they do out here a podcast svu a lot or whatever yeah which i did um yeah yes but um no i think hollywood is i'm not but for you guys i think it's different for our our you guys have have paved a whole new thing that's what i'm saying we have to carve our own niche and it's like like you know we when did you guys when did you have your first one 2018 we did three years then we took a three and a half year break and then back then we come back so we've been doing this again for a year right it's like four years four years yeah people love it yeah people love it yeah people do love it so so we think though that there is an interesting thing where you know you you start to see like the old world of hollywood the old way it just doesn't fit like uh like there's all these career opportunities outside of it now like we both done very well this year and we both didn't even qualify for sag after health insurance because we didn't make enough within the quote-unquote business right but we made it all from off our you know from our fans are the ones who support us so it's just it's just weird but that's been a great thing because you can directly to the fans you can give them what they want they can give you money if they like you yeah yeah i don't know how to make it like like someone says oh how do i make it as an actor now i'm like i don't know that's the thing i don't know what to tell even as a comedian i'm like i don't know what i don't know but to have but but look a comedian call hitler good it's people seem to that's what the algorithm is rewarding right now that's what they like that's can get a microphone and do their own you know podcasts uh actors can make their own movies now with tell it with phone and stuff so it's well i've noticed too like you see a lot of guys now like like you know you see like a matthew mcconaughey doing like multiple commercials that i know he had said on podcast 10 years ago that he wouldn't want to do that and now he's doing that because i just don't think the movies that they used to do are just worth it anymore yeah that's odd to me it's sometimes weird when these big guys do these commercials but you know it's it's like a day's work and it's millions of it's amazing it's It's hard to say. - It's crazy that a lot of young people will probably only know Will Ferrell as the PayPal guy. yeah yeah yeah no elf oh yeah that's what they know elf elf is big elf on the show how old is billy he's seven he's seven so you do an elf on the shelf yes yep same with me got to do that elf on the show you're 10 year old i got 10 i have a 15 10 and 4 oh so they go so you got to find that elf i had no idea where i mean dude i didn't either you're running out of spots i almost put in the dog's ass last night i have no idea where to go with it charge up the dog last last year we left the fucking things out in the office and he knew they were there out till easter or something you know yeah and then recently he goes hey the elf's gonna come back like yeah december 1st they have to come back we did it and then you get into fights with your wife over it because you'll wake up at three o'clock in the morning yeah you go fuck i didn't like i gotta move the elf you wake up the dog why do you have to move the elf because you have to move every morning the first thing my kids do is but i do it at night you do it at night right well we do it but i'm saying sometimes you know putting these little kids to bed you fall asleep you're exhausted yes yes then you got to wake up and then move the elf yeah john's like a big kid you go to his house he's got all his disney stuff right you love this yes i do you do you hate it yeah well my parents john's a disney adult that we like my parents oh yeah you guys because a lot of the disney adults well because a lot of times the disney adults when they smile they have very small teeth and big gums they're very weird disney adult smile jesse that's the big gums and the very small baby teeth it's almost like their teeth uh why do i have that no no that's what i'm saying i'm like this god i'm one of the most handsome disney you do the smile with the do the disney adult teeth with the gums and the baby adults those are my people here don't listen to this fucking idiot it's something look at this see this is the disney adult mouth that's bullshit no but this is it this is they got the find anything on the internet that's gums and little teeth and it's not nice because they look in the mirror in their mouth they look at their mouth their teeth not being nice but i'm just saying look look at this you know by the way yeah i didn't see a lot of this but i did see a lot of them are fat yeah they're a lot of you to be a very uh skinny bmi healthy you don't look like your typical disney adult my wife's a disney adult she's into it yes a little crazy yeah there's outliers but most of them have this they're either very fat or they got the small baby teeth and the big guys are dark and evil uh you don't like happiness and joy right so you grew up and we both grew up in brooklyn so what he wasn't big it just disney wasn't coney island to die we went no no that's what it is disney wasn't a thing i couldn't just bring up to my you know bronx born father like dad can you take him into disney world he would get a couple oikos and throw it on my face yeah right yeah my dad was my dad my parents treated me like i was 40 from when i was two yes so i do you have parents issues well that's greeks right greeks you got to work got to run the business no so far you've got you've had you've you've made fun of fallon you'll never be on a show disney you're never gonna work for disney uh who else did they beat up uh your sweater my sweater we'll never get we'll never get to borrow that yeah that'd be good um what else did you guys have you ever get up nobody listens to really that important listens to this right no no no well who do we have who's who do we have some fan how about this can i ask you this this is an honest question i would like my joke i just said his writing room is children it's not big is there any way you could pull the strings and somehow get us even if it's only on zoom in person in your seat would be amazing can you get us no ethan hawke ethan hawke that's his favorite actor ethan hawke is he a friend is he a friend i don't know him i don't know him i don't know him you don't know ethan no you're supposed to say he's your favorite act he's your favorite actor outside of john stay my yes spin this and win something no no that's uh that's who do you hate yeah give us one i don't hate anybody though there's got to be someone you know i know i know i wouldn't say it on camera i know two people he hates yes the second one i know two people you hate yeah and we're gonna say those names patreon.com history i news we will reveal those names no we will not i've met i've met a lot of people i've met a lot of people i've met a lot of people i've met my ex-wife's husband recently rebecca romaine's husband okay jerry she was so fucking peace yeah she was beautiful jerry i know i know i've met him a couple times nice guy his couldn't have been nice he actually is a great guy jerry you know i wanted to not you know yeah couldn't have been nice he's a comedy fan john's wife is graceful my my wife now yes she had you know this unbelievable i don't know what she's doing because i'm but she had this stunning beautiful uh she had this party at my house this weekend our house um and all the kids from billy's school came and about 50 60 parents and everything and they made baskets for uh kids that have lost their parents to ice the farmer farm workers go ahead and make jokes asshole i didn't say anything like what was it eyes oh kids that lost their parents to ice and they're giving them they're giving them christmas baskets and cards and got it for them to send to their parents and their parents no they don't have it well their moms a lot of the moms are still around oh god but the dad's a lot of the dad's farmer yeah because she does yes yeah what are you what are you gonna do we had a patreon name what was it ice dodgers something like an ice brooklyn ice like the brooklyn dodgers this person called themselves the brooklyn ice dodgers and they said you know because they're a latino defense all right let's take a call yes nick is on snap benefits if anyone wants to know snapchat benefits yes no what are you guys who do you nick any questions for uh john stamo nick's a big uh tv fan he doesn't know anything outside of the wwe nick yeah do you want to see john stamos in the wwe what about what about uh john wrestling uh tatanka were you nick were you a big full house fan i was yeah huge full house i would watch it every day after school and wrestling wrestling in full house was my two biggest things so what what would you uh any questions for him i actually stole one of your jokes for my stand-up i used to do stand-up when i was in high school and i stole something you said once um do you remember you had a flash forward with uh the twins when they grew up like you were worried that they're gonna become nerds and like one of them was like dad i signed up for a sport basketball and he was like no dad chess and you were like uh you know so i kind of used that so that's why you're making clips with us yeah yeah i don't remember saying that ever nick i said that joke yeah no it was you it was you it was like a like a forward you know you had the babies and you were worried they were gonna become nerds in the future on oh on the show on full house yeah yeah and you said you put that into a bit put that into a bit yeah i stole it yeah sorry yes yeah yeah nick you ever say anything like that again you will be getting an ice basket at your we will get you out of here what do you guys what did you what was in the ice baskets what did you put in there gift cards and right presents and uh yes they uh my kid goes to school with john chu's kid who just directed wicked and he brought over a bunch of wicked uh sure stuff you guys seen that movie yeah um yeah i saw i saw wicked one my daughter's dying to see uh wicked two i got a ticket to see wicked two um yeah what's going on in that wicked set those girls look thin yeah you're a little thin that's a little yeah they need uh that it's a little i know yeah it's a lot of energy ariana grande looks a little thin looks a little thin she looks a little thin i did like wicked one if i'm gonna be honest with you all the reviews i've heard is that it could have ended at all they they got a little greedy where if you follow the creative wicked it should have just been one movie but you want to get the extra cash you get the second one and the second one's not as good as the first i don't even that's what i heard movie is he could have played doctor over goldblum he he could have been a nice do you hear all the radios and and uh computers turning off now because we're talking about all your friends and your friends and your fans like okay enough wicked well the gay ones are turning it up they're turning it up we do have a small gay section we have a that's out of the closet you'd be surprised at the people who listen to this pocket you might think they're degenerates and then you meet them and they're like lawyers it's crazy no idea our our crazy our uh algorithm when we do our live shows when we the people that we see i mean remember we did the live show in brooklyn you had like full girls like middle eastern uh you know uh one girl thing and then full jewish guys yeah and then how about that asian gay lawyer asian gay doctor yeah he was a gay doctor asian yeah you got guys bring people together we do that's what we do yeah we do and we actually do which i really enjoy i really like that because we just like to have a good time and we make fun of everything you do and you do you do walk the line you don't you know you're sort of you especially yeah and we do and by the way we we're in your we're on your side always so you ever want us to do anything you want to see like you know like maybe be fun like why don't we uh next time you come on maybe we'll write roast jokes we'll like roast the shit out of family matters and clarissa explains all the shows we're around you we'll just fucking crush them okay let's just beat we'll beat on them growing pains yeah we'll make fun yeah but they love growing anybody that was around full houses our time slot we'll just rip them a new ass yeah yeah yes yeah well that's what we'll do our fans will love that yeah they'll do that yeah i love you guys i think um you're super talented super funny and i'm glad that we i'm glad i called you yesterday i'm glad you i'm glad you came on you could make some time for us yes you have a pretty busy day today what's next so you go anything before the tonight show tonight shower which i just you're right the sweater is what i like the sweater from the thing and no oh what would you do before this where you're coming from kelly and mark oh great yeah mark consuelo talking about a hottie with a body he's the only one that's got that's that's in your league with hotter guys over 55 that are in shape and handsome mark is a hottie i'd have sex with mark over kelly no problem you give me you you you offer them both up on the table i'm going mark all the time even though i think kelly's beautiful i really like to get inside mark consuelo's tight ass so small when you're in person we did that show for when we did the fusion show yeah kelly is she's a squeak as we call them little people called the squeak she's so small yeah yeah she's cute but yeah mark's a hottie and that's so that's good so now so you had a nice uh nice day gail king tomorrow she's gonna interview me for an hour about something an hour well yeah like a yeah oh yeah that's the thing what well she's not on cbs anymore though right what is it what is it now no it's a live thing at hearst at the hearst building on there oh beautiful we got to end on a better note than how do you like doing it how do you like being a family man now i love it you love it the best right don't you guys i mean it's yeah you love it yeah was having a kid at set you were in your mid-50s and you had did you know were you like this was a surprise or you or you knew the boys were still going yeah i wasn't we tried for a second one it didn't happen so yeah but that's why i keep it clean i got one kid one wife one ex-wife one car beautiful one house and one dog i like beautiful you see that yeah no no you got very very strong swimmers well i was just one i'm saying but the 55 yeah yeah you know yeah i had to there was a lot of uh jerking there was a lot of um jerking off i had to sure i had to get have you had to have and that again brings us to make sure you watch palm royale yeah john's new show have you guys have you guys um had to give sperm at one of these things sure you haven't done it what i did they wanted me i did it you did i did it but i didn't know they had to put it in the bag i just sprayed it all over the walls i had no idea i thought the bag and cover the cup but the cup is too small the whole it's you guys should do this just for the joke of it all because i this is no i'm not this is not a bit i swear to god i'm telling you i had to do it a couple times to see how the swimmer was you go in and it's fucking embarrassing first of all and you know i got a hat and glasses i don't want anybody you know and then i'm you know you come here often but i'm doing jokes yeah that must be weird when they see you walk in there well i you know and then john stamos is like next i'm like fucking there must have been girls at the door just listening well there you could hear i'm telling you so she comes in she goes do you need uh you know you need me to hold that for you every time it comes about it well she goes you need lube i'm like nah i don't need no lube you know there was a big there was a big jar like a glass jar but like like like condiments or something i thought it was mayo you know and um so then i said i don't need that you know and then if you'd like some pornography we have the please i don't know and then i'm in there like i give it all i need all yeah because it's so embarrassing and i could hear them talking outside they were talking about um uh well they were talking about um i can't remember some show about the brother and sister having sex together that was a turn off and i swear here's the bit i swear to god so the there was a tv on there i said oh fuck it i'm gonna turn this tv on i'm gonna put some porn and i turned it on and whoever was watching whoever was on there before was on the netflix page and fuller house was on the page i swear to god wow and i said if i'm gonna jerk off to myself it's gonna be you just sprayed a load all over kimmy hibbler full house but younger version yeah yeah i thought it was funny yeah well whoever was in there was jerking off the fuller house well there was netflix or something but the you know the page what did you end up jerking off to do you remember something with a little because there's little people involved in it little people yeah now the crew laughs that's the way if you wanted to know john what's the best way to end the podcast right it's john stamos talking about him jerking off to his own face at full house and that's what we get here on the history hyenas and that's what i think you should bring up on the tonight show with jimmy fallon yeah i'd say tell that story open with that open with that yeah okay that'll go that'll get views yeah also do get his book it's a fun read also the show with chris the wig pete tell people when it's when it airs it's on wednesday nights on apple there you go there it is yeah and hunting wise i love you guys now i love you i love you i've been a fan thanks i want to come over and well let's not push it but yeah we could i'm kidding we should have pizza next time let's do it let's do it dude hang out next time for sure i'm happy you guys are back together we all are all the fans thank you it was a great day when you guys finally kissed and made up and yes um you know yeah all right well now now we're back and now do you want me to go pick up your daughter instead of you that would be fucking wild i mean if you came out and picked up my daughter she would ask you if you know mr beast yeah all right all right boys all right everybody thanks for having me john stamos all right let's do the list yeah here we go cuz cuz as always we like to read um our uh newest members of the matriarchy who went to patreon.com history hyenas and join the fun we have so much content there we have unedited episodes there ad-free episodes there and the but the best part is the fans i mean dude our fan wrote a christmas poem that is for the ages a home run only available at patreon.com slash history hyenas and then of course you get your name right out at the end of an episode um john stamos just left and he cut my hair as he was leaving yeah and you know we're lying because we're wearing different outfits that's what it is yeah yeah yeah sometimes i can't tell who's who john stamos or michael j fox okay here we go um pretty kitty getting my meowth nice pretty kitty getting my meowth very good word play i like it very good world play oh no not enough then we got welcome to the matriarchy clean up on isle epstein okay not bad not bad then we got supreme not mean lot of 14 walked into one out of 14 okay yeah borderline not horrible jerry green oppo backup load blown in the home zone no more vacuum your own okay okay brett wilson andrew gomel kyle carol clean lance wright thomas moser two kids off this polish hammer call it a blitzkrieg big b a leroy that hates okay you know what i grew up off knickerbocker avenue okay um blue jew makes my panzer go pewing okay jose becerra okay gosh sing finding out he's a cock must be a real low blow call it a poon jab it's a friend of the family and so we disparage that uh we don't like that kind of content but i you do have to acknowledge it's a good one just have to acknowledge we can't not acknowledge it yeah but it is we don't we don't like that kind of stuff rj fh challenging wank challenging wank is very funny sometimes you have a challenging way it's just really drunk or you're on coke it's a challenging wank it's what it is guess what welcome to the fucking lexicon yeah i like a challenging way challenge but they're not on the list but they're in the lexicon lexicon because it is a category of jerks yes have you ever had a challenging way where you're doing and you're going like i really don't need to be doing this yeah but it's just doing it anyway don't really your body doesn't want it but you yank one out anyway you gotta get through a challenging way yeah you stay committed um germany's ultimate frisbee coach um not a good one meredith gaffney 37 frozen grapes in my asshole cuz okay we had the had that guy yep leroy's daycare cuddle time fumes okay day shift stripper keep your hips and nips away from my chips and dip i'm just trying to eat okay james napper larry nasser was off the balance beam big very true good larry nasser was the doctor who molested all those gymnasts when does timu freddy freeman and down syndrome john stamos fuck we had that did we yeah interesting okay um did it did it uh michael oysher zorn don't walk josephine through frushing pre's that's on the list right got to you got to put it you gotta got to you don't want to lose josephine josephine is my separate puppy get snatched and yeah she'd get into a fry that's actually that's actually a genius that's actually really good really great that's it that's that's a great joke is when you say it without saying it yeah you're saying it without saying it if you don't understand flushing is a area in queens where there's a lot of asians it's what it is and i have a dog dogs go missing all the time yes um leroy peace with a jesus piece yeah i mean james graham jimmy kimmel doesn't actually cry every episode his frisbee boss is too cheap to pay for a leaky roof could be true that sat on my sack and now i have to clap latter 40 it's a slur uh not okay uh not a muzzy but number one on isis list okay why it's an achievement hey babe can you heat up my glue gun oi vame about the shibust eat ice cream out of my asshole bumped uglies with a haggis monkey now my glue gun shoots whiskey hashtag it burns when i pee haggis monkey it's scottish scottish yeah i like it papa bear let's go buzz uh snicker fritz three dylan howell snow steve helm dennis loom irish dagger jg tyler wow whole page without even a drexler well we got one on the list only yeah just josephine no drexler but we don't even this is weak so far this is this is this is noticeably weak yeah it doesn't mean we don't appreciate you guys but we're we assign you to straight to the back yes just what you're going for it you're all straight to the back you're here for the content but this is what it is with these lists is you just have to keep listening i just don't know what's coming uh delci anekin aaron instagram at timid good screwed in my girls calzone cannons gave my glue gun cte calling tiff tits calzone cannons because they do leak ricotta when she's pregnant yes i like that that's funny so read the whole thing again my girls calzone cannons gave my glue gun cte and say oh i mean it's like almost there i'll drexler that for the calzone cannons is very funny calling titties that then we got straight to the crack because i'm black so it just doesn't matter it's good though yeah i'm gonna drexler it zoron watch out he's got a bomb donnie decent right yeah yeah it's funny gotta be walked into one travis tyner ruben rivera jijin ping pong's duck sauce packet drexler matthew demarco now we're heating up dad voted for mom donnie now he's underneath the mistletoe with his ass in the air way song she ain't i'm gonna list it yeah i'm gonna have fun with it with it yeah kind of funny it's kind of funny i'm gonna list it yeah yeah admiral scallywag Kyle Schultz, got no thumbs because Gramps didn't dodge Agent Orange. Okay. Okay. Said he's got a birth defect. Right. Oh, right, right, right. Sorry to hear that. Killa Cam, Bally Femus and Odious Puss, Stephen Giannetta, Sauce Monkey, Garrett Avery, Donica J. Lewinsky, Chloe Dinger's Cat, Zayculus Clausen, Sam Dixon, Guido, Zoran Bamdani again. That's interesting. Juju, Joshua. Juju. Hi, Juju. Juju. Joshua Skuluna, Eastern Hemi Hip Hop Superstar Gucci Lomane, Ryan, couple of dings in the basement, could only see it when they smile. Ladder 14. No, can't do that. That's a walked in one that's very, very bad. Yeah, very bad. We don't support that. Tiny Peace, Unless You Ask My Niece. We had that. No, we've never had that, but that is disturbing. Yeah. Yeah. We don't want that. Didn't we have that? Yeah. That's a pedophilia. That's a pedophilia joke. Pedophilia joke. Yeah. Michael Glaudio, still throwing batteries at Haybert. Okay. Walked in one, can't do that one. That's our family friend. Family, yeah. Puman, Michael Beldovin, sorry about, sorry about the mess. Wait, sorry about the mess. This is, yeah, this is too, I'm sorry. Sometimes they're too long and I can't even read them. Ethan Young, Bay of Plenty Floor Sanding, Bob Jack, William, Riantis, Frank Lizzo Takes a Cheesecake Physically, Hashtag Crumbum, Bill Clinton's Hip-Fired Glue Gun, Jimmy Newfield, Big Chungus, Lil' Hands Landa, A.K.A. The Squeak Hunter, Guy Anita Fatone, Ryan, Dotson, Liam, one more page. I mean, but this is, this is very lackluster so far. So, but that's okay. We don't know. Wilson X, On The Beam In A Different Way, Hashtag Lead In The Gay. Okay. Michael Hash, Blow Various. I mean, David Arno, Uncle Jesse Stink Wrinkle, Zach, yeah, Zach Tudor, Busta Rhymes Lips Have Gotten Larger Since He Went Supersonic. I don't know what that means. Busta Rhymes Lips. Okay. Hugh Jaunus, Emily Woods, Orlando Prado, Moron Zamdani, Five Milligrams Of Lexapro To Take The Edge Off, Your Mom, Tyler Salazar, Jack Oon, Alejandro Ocone, Salmon Shorts And Boat Shoes, Aunt Tuddy's Bookie, Ice Agent Andrew Schultz, Chase, Leroy Dad, Left Asian Mom, Call It Ding Dong Ditch. He's out of control today. You remember Ding Dong Ditch or Ring And Run? Yeah. It's a really good one, but it's a walked into one. Yeah. And Tony just, just put it, put it, you know. Yeah. These are late. These are late contestants for, for our list that we're going to be reading next week. Cody Nanstio, Nick, Sean McNamara, Luca McNeil. I cock block women. It's what it is. Emotional support, Chicken Finger. Just call me Smokehouse because I got all the meat hanging. Iron Workers Local 103. Okay. Ghislaine's Pixie Cut, Andrew G, Ebtisha. Until My Dad Dies. Pushing Down the Gay. Drexler for that. Laser Beam Leroy's Gas Station Fried Chicken. Tax Monkey Fatigue. Came for the Chrissy D. Stayed for the Yanni P. The Tax Monkey Fatigue is a walked into one. Tax Monkeys are Jewish. Jewish. Yeah. Tired of Tax Monkeys. Calling them Tax Monkeys. Put it on the walked into one list, please, Tony. Heil Hyenas, Mind Roof, Ladder of Vincenteen. Okay. That's stupid. And then. This is the last but not least, because we're only doing three. Six million Jews. That's 12 million tits. Ladder 14. Oh, God. Because you say the guys are out of shape as well. Yep. Yep. So, walked into one, Tony. You got your work cut out for you. Yeah. So, this actually. I mean, do we have a choice? Because we only have two that are on the list. Do I keep reading them to see if we have anything? We've never been in this situation. No. What do we do here? I think we read a lot. I think it's just, this is the nature of the list. It's just what it is. So, there's only two to choose from today. Yeah. We didn't even. We didn't even make three, and that happens. Very rarely has this ever happened. This may be the only time that we've only had two on the list. But it happens. We basically narrowed it down like we usually narrow it down. It's narrowed down for us. Yeah. Last week's list was incredible. Yeah. So, it happens. It happens. It's just the way it goes. So, the list is, dad voted for Mamdani. Now, he's underneath the mistletoe with his ass in the air. Probably going to win. Or, don't walk Josephine through frushing, please. Oh, those are two goodies. So, it's actually harder than we think. Yeah. It's two goodies. So, we have don't walk Josephine through frushing. Frushing, please. Or, dad voted for Mamdani. Yeah. They're both really good. It's whether we want to go political in New York, or we want to just go. They're both really funny. So, it's tough. Yeah. Yeah. Don't walk Josephine through frushing, please, is very, to me, it's almost like cerebrally funny. Yeah. You know, I like a joke that's layered. Say it without saying it. You have to know things. Yeah. You know, you have to know that frushing's Asian. You have to know that Asian. Produce, you know, mix the L's and the R's. You have to know I have a dog named Josephine. And then, but then Mamdani, but then the ass in the air on the mistletoe, someone's dad is a very funny image. Like, if you said, oh, my friend, but your father, I mean, think about this guy in his 60s throwing his ass in the air under the mistletoe. Creates a funny image. Yeah. I don't know, man. This is a tough one. What do you guys think? Let's ask the boys. Yeah. I think I'm going frushing. I think that's just a funny layered joke. Yeah. I like both of them, but I was born in frushing, and I like the pre's at the end also. Yeah. I see. Yum. What do you think? We're going local. You got to know. You got to know there's a lot of Chinese in flushing. Yeah. It's just funny. And so we're going to do one for the boys in Queens. It's what it is. If you're a New Yorker, you're going to love this one. 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