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*outro music* Have you ever seen me act, watch this, watch this, watch this. Wait, we're gonna sleep in those- Don't fucking interrupt my acting! You're not bloody god. I'm sorry, could you say acting again? Acting. Wow. There are good white claws. Love, great. Well, that was incredible. Thanks. It was amazing. Hi. I'm Loverboy Method. Hi, I'm Loverboy Method. And my name's Pacon. And this is Pacon. And you're watching, bitch. Straight now, or get the backulum. Backulum, baby. Time for men to take their power. Backulum. Right? Hell yeah. All you general parents out there raised in the next generation's Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy. You need to go back to the biblical days where if you were bad, it's spanked with a war as dick. And that's why- Wait, that was very inspiring, Pacon. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. You knew you were in trouble and daddy got the war as dick out. I mean, I don't want to have to take it out. Don't make me take it out, bitch. I know, my dad. You're a backulum. Now give me a passport and get your ass on that camera. Is it that hard to understand? It's five of times. It's not that hard to understand. You read the Bible? Yeah, of course I did. I've read it many times. I love that's all I read. That's the first cam business, basically. You're right. You think Noah was spanking with his hand? No. We think they're doing on an arc. Yeah, they're getting their asses. Maritime law, no legal land law. That's right. And what better for maritime experience? Whatever the fuck they want to do. Get your ass banged down with a backulum which brings us to the mystery voice cruise. Down below you'll see a number. You can join us for a private cruise. We only have room for three more people. And you can join the inner circle of those three people. We only have room for one more in the inner circle. And that's the pussy crusher select. Yep. Get in there, get to the inner circle. If you go on this cruise with us, you will have no rights. It's maritime law. That's for your fun, your adventure. Rights take away from fun. You have to experience pain if you want the pleasure. That's right. That's right. We don't grow from convenience. We don't grow from when things are easy. We grow from pain. We stay together strong. Like the penis of a walrus bone. Try to break it. Or the bone of a walrus penis. Can you snap it? That's the inner circle. You could fucking destroy pussy with it. You could smash clam with it into a million pieces. Well said. What do you want to live in a fucking matrix, Tanner? Tanner, what you want to smash clam or live in the matrix, Tanner? I want to smash clam. Yeah. God damn right. But the matrix don't want you to. The matrix wants to keep you from smashing clam. Why? No one knows. That's why we need to form this workout. That is a mystery. Why does the matrix want to keep us from smashing clam? It's like run some kind of hippy clam conservation thing. It's like, oh, don't destroy completely destroy the shell on this one. Yeah. Oh no, this clam has a UTI. Oh no, I'm afraid of a UTI. Grow up, Tanner. Okay. What the hell? What the fuck? Why? Why did you guys do that? Put it back on for a second. Let me get another hit of that real quick. What is that? A free undertate. Did I say that? Yeah, how is Andrew doing? I hear you guys have been. It's not good. No, it's terrible. How's he doing? They got it. He's having to do a lot more mudras with his hands than really. Because he's complete the goon circuit, you know. There's nothing in themselves. They got him in the shoe. Can you tell everybody. Nothing to do with thinking goon. How often do you guys communicate? How do you communicate? Well, via the astral plane or in land terms. Either or. Like in my dreams every night. Okay. And that's real. Yeah, he's got a lot of very detailed instructions. Big boy, back you limb. You know what that does? What level of his Patreon do you have to be on to contact him in the astral realm? I'm kind of like a Manly Peahol of it. You know how Manly Peahol? By the way, one of the most alpha names I've ever heard. Yeah. Manly Peahol. Okay, it doesn't sound like the former poor name Buck Angel or something. No, Manly. He's called Manly Peahol. He just had the inner knowledge. Energy, you know. As in top G. As in the generative force. The backulum. Oh, now this was an old. What is this? This was an old school school I ran trying to help. Because these kids got their taints left. Grow your zoomer taint. How does it. can you grow it or is it more like you could stretch it out? On every single plane. Mental physical spiritual. Your mental taint needs to be stretched out. Yeah, I got you. Physical taint. Yeah, that's definitely. Okay, that's how we start. So your taint is more. If you don't want to be up at 4 a.m. Being hit in the taint with a wallers backulum. Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't sign up, dude. Is the taint sort of like something that pushes into time space from a higher-dimensional frequency? There's a. Well, first of all, the source of all gator. The taint. Yeah. That's how you can tell someone. That's the pineal gland of no one what's gay. So it's like you smell a man's taint. You could tell if he's gay. It's a fourth eye. We've talked about this many times. Many times. I don't think we even need to go over it again. I think we do. Okay. You're seeing a classic weed. Can we look about a spell and say that, "Gweach, I don't want to get that wrong." I don't want to look like an asshole out there. Because this is war. Every day. A lot of you kids don't have no taint. That's why you don't know what's gay. It's pronounced geesh. Geesh. We said it in a more sophisticated way. Geesh. Geesh. Like a geesh. Wait, we go back to it. I've got a geesh piercing. No, I've got geesh. We have to describe this for the listeners. For the listeners what we're looking at is what I would call a very tasteful earring that has been placed in the taint. With a kind of idealized taint length that's going to be hard for these zoomers to measure up to. I'll tell you that. Yeah, I do think that like this is not a zoomer's taint. This is a genetic state or maybe the greatest generation. Based on how long that taint is. That's why their pants were up so high past the hips. Because they had so much more taint. Yeah. Yeah, that's. I don't know a geesh. I don't know a few kids what a geesh is, but that's really. No, it reminds me of those plastic things. I told you that the baby turtle swims in. Like your taints like a baby turtle and the little six pack ring. He sounds like my granddad. Yeah, it's like a geesh earring effect. Give me a bath. Geesh. Look, what the school is about is about improving yourself on every level. 100% and I would love to go back to that geesh. Okay, I'm interested in a couple of things about the geesh. Number one, how does it work? And can we see a video of a geesh tasteful? There you go. Okay, so these are just some of those are huge compared to that. Yeah, those are cruise graduate geesh's right there. Those are insane. So you work your way up to that. Pretty quickly, like it's a lot of jumping with both feet. Don't try to gradually stretch out your geesh. You could tie a boat to that. Oh, man. Yeah, that's like a mission. Wow, leather strap chain to a bowl. I wonder if it would work with an or a ring. I wasn't aware there was any other way to do it. You'd tell me those are not or rings. I can't tell if it is. It's amazing, but can we can we go on YouTube and look at a geesh piercing? The only interesting thing is you can fuck that. I know. Trust me. You guys feel like, you know, I know some of you out there are highfalutants and physics to get. And you're like, God damn it. Why are they talking about taints again? This leads somewhere important in the episode. We're going to get there. But let us get there. Yeah, thank you. Play that music. Play that music while I'm talking. Can you play that music? Yeah, let me just say let me finish my point guys. Let's just do a fake intro. Can you guys play that cinnamon own music? Hi. Hi. I'm using the ad. Geesh. So yeah, let me just say let me finish my point guys. we can put in the beginning now. Okay. Hey, welcome to Clambashers. I'm Geese Piercing and I'm pecan. And we're here talking about well, we're going to get into the geese, don't you worry? Yeah, we're going to talk today about one of the most important and under, wait, hold on, today we're going to talk about one of the most important chakras, the first chakra, aka the geesher. And we're going to talk about what happens. We're flesh tunnel, flesh tunnel. Just below the rogan sphere, put above the fourth eye or taint. Can you guys pull up the first chakra? Not geesh. First chakra. Geesh. First of my friends say when we get on that boat, they're like, yo geesh. First chakra. Yeah, the first chakra is the root chakra or muladara located at the base of the spine, very close to the geesh. It governs your basic survival needs, physical safety and synthesis stability. And if you ask me the reason that gen Z taints are shrinking is because they don't feel stability and thoughts have a physiological reaction. You can think your taint smaller or bigger. Take it away. That's the reality you choose to live in. And that's up to you. You make that decision before you even get here. So that's on you. You want to take control of your taint? Okay. Or you want to sit at home and I don't know, be a fat fucking piece of shit. Yeah. If you're taint, if you've number one, I'll commend you if you know how big your taint is. Many people have never looked at their taint or had a friend look at their taint. You shouldn't be afraid to ask a friend to take a look at your taint. I know what I don't even like you're all of your attitude. So honestly, I don't really want you to go on the cruise now. So I think actually we just want to send this offer. Sorry. We'll see if we open up the books later. Yeah. We'll see about that. Okay. The books are closed right now. So geesh and pecan are not bringing nobody into the warboat to learn about clamsmashin. No. And other things as well. An Andrew take comedy tour. Now that super be overgone on that. How was it? I like that the poster. You think it's going to be like intimidating, but he's really welcoming in this one. I'd say hey, I they made that typical. Did you guys make that or not? Tell me that. No, this is this is actually real. Shit. I feel like I just got geeshed. Open ocean comedy travel. Good vibes. Let's see. Boards. I forget to go unforgettable memories. Broke your spot today. Limited cabins available. Give us your passport, bitch, and get in that camera. Get on in. Get on the boat. 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It's Joe Rogan. Yeah. And how perfectly he matches up and looks so similar to this guy right here. Also in a sassy little outfit. Yeah. Let's Richard Greco. Do you remember Richard Greco from 21 John Street? You know, this guy who looks strikingly like Joe Rogan. And Joe is the exact same little lip crease there. And like I said, they both share some sassiness. Joe and Richard and Joe and Richard. And Richard. Watch the eye. Watch how the eye is in the exact same place. Wow. Wow. It's an identical match. Damn. What's going on here? You see the scar here that goes all the way across. Holy shit. They have the same scar when I remove the sass scar from being sassy. Up and down and up and down. Have a right to cross on both. And then when you go to the other side of their face. Well, again, they have the exact same marking. Do you see this whole thing? Wow. Right here. Yeah. Almost like a T and a T kind of like right here. T and a T. Do you see about mental fitness, the main thing? Yeah. One is Joe and the other is Richard because they're the same person and they're not spirits jumping in and out of bodies. They're not human. And they can shape shift to look slightly different. But these eyes can see the sheet shape. It looks like a lot of other things. Something with sass power. I can I can shape shift. It looks slightly different. And there's also by location going on. It's called getting a haircut. Will you put put the photo of my okay? This guy. This guy is one of us. He's gone deep. I said I'm covered something friend of Joe's for years and I can assure everyone is 100% true. A good catch. Good job. So I already notified Joe. Don't worry. Dude, you should do this with Asian celebs is what was my I like him to crack. You know, a lot of these Asian celebs fly to the radar and I'd like someone to point out the especially with that eyelid identifying technique that he was using. Yeah. Now that could crack a lot of Korean cold cases. Put it that way. Now let me ask you something. What are your thoughts on shape shifters? All jokes aside. Now it's really funny to do a little joke. But I'm curious. What are your thoughts on skin walkers? Lincoln throbs, shape shifters? Do you actually believe it's real? We Lincoln throbs. Like the guy that died. Where will Lincoln? You're talking about Lincoln throbs. Yeah, Lincoln Throbs. Didn't that guy die? - No, I want to change my name. - I want to change my name. Lincoln Throbs, let's start over. Geesh piercing and, wait, no, Picon is too good of a name. - Yeah, you're right. - Picon? - You're right, we'll just stick with it. - Yeah, it's like, you know who the fucking sublime prince of the Order of Clambashes is as I can hear that name. - Picon! - Why don't you come up here? Why don't you go through the pain and then sit with Picon and have him explain the match? Have you ever seen the Undertate War Room with Iggy Somal Wies? - No. - Yeah, aka some Jewish kid from Chicago. Okay, wait. - Wait, pull up on YouTube, shape Shifter caught on camera. Wanna know your thoughts on this? - A lot of you should be shifting into hotter chicks if you're real. - Check this out, I just saw this. I bet I'll come right up. I've seen this with Jenna Boone. - Well, let's just show a few of these because this is something that, you know, does happen. It's not as profound as the-- - It's the first of them that come across as me. - Not this kid that go back to the compilation. I mean, hopefully this isn't-- - Nothing is as unsettling as reptilians and shapeshifters being taught me to transfer me. - It's gonna be going on with that particular one. - Yeah, I don't know about this. - Who's this kid? - The protester. - Yeah, there it is, look. - Yeah. - Just hammered it and take more slogans. - So prepare yourself for-- - Oh, she's, I mean, there's something wrong with her. Definitely. - What the fuck is that on Whistle? - Huh? - If you just got something clamped in her teeth. - Oh yeah, from a distance on all the camera, it's like really there. I don't know. - Breach truly unnerving viewing experience. - What the fuck? - As we look at creepy reptilians that got caught on camera. - He's head got swollen. - A bunch of these have been artificially fucked with. - Yeah, I don't think so. - Yeah. - Keep playing, I don't think so. - No, we can't event. - Donald Trump's could see the whole shit. - Okay, no. - Oh, wait, you mean, he mean it got shifted the other way. - Yeah. - Like this is the ball. - This is the ball. - I thought something had happened to you. Yeah, what's going on with that though? Look at that. - Changed completely as he blinked. - Almost like it morphed in real time. On another day, his entire face appeared to shift for a brief second before snapping back to normal. - And just the dentures coming out. - Yeah. You buy into this at all? - What, the shapeshifter? - Yeah, the shapeshifter phenomenon. We're like on camera, people kind of shift a little bit. The lady on the plane freaked out. - Yeah, well, I wonder what happened to her. I never heard, you've never heard anything from her again. - Yeah. - But the one that's really compelling to me was that Mexican model running out and screaming into the street that their cannibals and the eight people. - Yeah. - Carlos Slim, you know who that is? - Carlos Slim. - No. - Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim. - Oh yeah, of course, Carlos Slim. - Well, I mean, it sounds like a made-up name. Oh, there we go. - She screamed that wealthy elites and global figures and flesh and specifically named Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim. Gabriel Eriko-Yamenez appeared barefoot and ran on a Monterey street accusing powerful. Politicians, business-like goods, and international elites of horrific crimes. What happened to her? - Yeah, what does it say she happened? She largely vanished. What does that mean? - Mostly gone. Ah, place in a psychiatric facility. After her institute, after that, she completely vanished for the public eye, leaving no verified records. Yeah, so she just went back to private life. I'm sure she's fine. - I mean, are you joking? She's just gone for good. - Yeah, she knows nothing. - But that's the one that I would look at more than anything. Well, that in this, because. - Look at that. Wait, this would seem to disprove it though, 'cause there they are together. - Oh, Jigrico is six foot one in just five eight. Oh, just 'cause one is a foot, that's how he shapes you. - They're hanging out, though. So this is debunked. - Yo, I sassed myself to six four. - Yeah. - Debunked. You can't be in one place. You can't be the same place with someone you've shapeshifted into. - Come on, bro. - But that being said, we don't see them sitting with a space in between them, so they could be connected. - It's a sassy, I chalk it up to sassy-ness. - That could be the beginning of them separating. - Now, the mystery I'd like to solve is bumblebee video that you have. Tanner, it's very, oh my god. We gotta, what is this? - Load up the docket. At first, you don't know what the mystery is, but just make it big if you can. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Nice. (upbeat music) - Could be the boy who looks super stupid. (upbeat music) - Okay. - Wow, what is that? - Is that a man or a woman? - A man or a woman, play it one more time. I'll tell you right now. (upbeat music) - That's a man. - That could be either Dr. Kim, Dr. Ken, you know, Ken from a community. - Do you mean me? - That could be Ken from, you know. - Oh yeah, pull up, Dr., yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. - I know what you're saying. - It could be Ken Jung or Margaret Cho. And I see a Greek Orogant thing here, by the way. - Can you guys pull up Kim Jong-un? - No, no, Ken Jong. - Oh, Ken Jong. - Well, could be Kim Jong-un. - Ken Jong, there you go. Uh-huh. Now, now, Bill, Margaret Cho. - God, damn, you're on this subject here. - Wait, pull up this, look. So you're saying that there's some possibility that these celebrities are shapeshifting. 'Cause I could see why I'm famous. - Is this one's half B? - Wow. - Can dance with the powers of a B. - Wow. - Now put up Margaret Cho next to this one. - To what? Dr., I can say Dr. Kenny. - Dude, it's incredible to see someone dance with the powers of a B. - Yeah, will you see the pointing out and stinging? Let's see, and let's just get a little more unadorned in Dr. Kenny and Kenny. Oh, okay, and get me a little Ken there. Where's that? Was that Margaret Cho? - No. - I'm gonna, I don't see the similarity between the shapeshifts. - You have to understand, they shapeshift. - I mean, I guess I see it. Yeah, when you do it like that, I could see it. - You know what, we get the bomb of things. You can be five minutes, both of them in his whale baccala, or excuse me. - I don't want you to hit me with that baccala. Can we take a baccala? - Can we go back to the B again? What show is that? - I don't know, the way I had it out there was entertainment. It's like a BBL. - Can you guys go back on YouTube and pull up shapeshifter? I don't know, I go back and forth on this, you know? It's like-- - Like shapeshifters exist? - Well, yeah, I mean, you know, in the way that we think of it. - Well, how do you think of it? - How do you think of it? - I think of it as, it's ever shifting, honestly. 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I think if you heard China, which Rogan was telling me as he was slowly changing shape into Richard Greco and some of my very fucking eyes went down. Yeah. Yeah. He told me that. Where were you? At the show, but it's something like China was doing something where they're trying to raise the population like he was some fucking. Something they just put. Yeah. I'm like, "Oh, China did that, did it, or China?" That we think autism is. You may have the ultimate consumers who like. They like stuff. Yeah. See, they like all psychopaths, but you can't have that. It's kind of hard. Right. So how about people that are not psychopaths who want to connect, but they have now distortions in their ability to, you know, sense human purpose? They're volumes turned up too high. It seems like everything's loud. Well, they want to turn this up and turn something else down. Right. But it's all. And I didn't know the stats, but I'm not talking about high-functioning. I'm talking about, you know, like. It's really crippling for some people that. Yeah. You know, like, "We gotta wear our helmet and shit." It's that sensitive. Yeah. And you know, they're trying to make side people and shit. Yeah. I mean, it just seems like. When I. This is a temple grand in talking about cows. Yeah. And how she could think like a cow. Right. I know, wow, I bet somebody DARPA would love to figure that out. Right? Yeah, sure. And they did. And that's what we're here to support. But the sentiment is the same. It's a group of men at war with another. and requires pain. - While others complain, they do not feel happy enough. I'm happy, I'm struggling. I don't want to feel proud of myself. - If I'm going out this 60 year old Jew in a fedora, it doesn't do any of this fight. And he just stands there. - Hey, who is this? - Listen, my brothers, there's another one where they gave him a void, like a dub didn't. - Is this Simmelwice you saying this? Who is the person who lived on the mat? - Oh, I see. - So he's Simmelwite. Now the name he Simmelwice is the same name as that doctor who discovers you'll maybe wash your hands before you stick him into people's open wounds or, you know. - His last name was Simmelwice? - Right, this real guy's name is like some dumb shit. - Lister. - He's from the Rajneesh cult. Remember Rajneesh? - Yeah, he was Simmelwice's. - Yeah, but his real name's not that. - No shit. - Mm-hmm. - Wow. - So he's got a real pedigree. - So Andrew Tates, handler, is someone from the Rajneesh cult who says he can-- - Yeah, remember it's past lives. - Andrew Tates, 100% was doing all that magical shit. That's why that group set up like a Freemason thing. - Right. - Where his brother is the sublime prince of the degree and then he's got level fucking, the guy with the beard, there's really one scam with mystery school bullshit and it's that. There's like levels that you, and then, so Andrew Wilson, I don't know if you saw the amazing debate of him in Candace Owens. - Oh, it was the dumbest thing I ever saw in my life. - I mean, why did that guy do really fucking good? First of all, it was definitely worthwhile use of time. Secondly. - Oh, totally. - Great use of $300,000. - Oh, yeah, worth every penny. - Now, will you believe this guy and Drew Wilson's? - Yeah. - He put up his own money. - I can't, I don't understand that. - $300,000 to debate Candace Owens about it. - Okay, do you, okay, I would love to know what you think about this theory? - In a way, finance movies yourself. - What do you think, what do you think about this theory? The theory that I heard, don't know if it's true, is that it was funded by turning point because they wanted him to get Candace Owens to slip up and say something that they could sue or for. Thoughts. - Well, I don't know if that's true, I just heard that. - It's the, I mean, it's the only logical explanation I see besides. - $300,000. - Well, because he taught them, I think it's in the debate but the debate, it's fucking painful to watch, okay. - Painful. - I mean, it was fucking brutal. - What about the leg shake? Can we pull up the debates? The thing that kept catching my-- - Robin Slash Griko says he can get me in the room with him 'cause I say we have a full on smoking debate. - What do you mean, what's the smoking debate? - Well, he can smoke. I don't wanna see his footage. - Oh right, 'cause he asked Candace Owens if he could smoke, she's pregnant, she's like, fuck no. But pull up the debate 'cause-- - Is that what it is? - Yeah, that's what it is. - She's pregnant again, that's a bigger scandal than this. - She's pregnant. - Okay, but look, so the burden-improve that the overwhelmingly is Guy's guilty, so he's ahead of the trial even with this. - Right. - He's gonna pay $300,000 'cause he's the Frances Ford Copa of debates. He's gonna finance his own dream debate, I guess, I should. - Can we pull up the debate real quick? - So they hired him as a debate coach or some shit at TPUSA. So that's like Obama speaking fees or Clinton speaking fees or Bush. You know, you get bribed in effect by you get these gigs. Who you fuck from a bank wants to go here and ex-president run their stupid mouth? Obama makes more than Shepel. - It's insane. - Or Shane Gillis. That doesn't make sense. Unless it's a bribe, which is what that fucking shit is. So then he had a crowdsourced thing to reimburse him. - Wait, wait, Hunter Biden told me that his dad didn't take bribes. - Oh, well, I'm glad you told me, Max. I was kind of like, I was carrying a lot of resentment around 'cause of that. - Me too. - So you can see that there's even more problems at your mom's house studios. And like now, Mr. Boyce hate each other because I guess don't get way to go talk to Hunter Biden, but they even invite the other guy, I don't remember him. - Kamala Harris, you know. - It's fucking Kamala, pal. - No, I'm not saying that. - Anyway, it's probably gonna start, it's probably gonna be a disaster. I bet Burt's mad because he's an alcoholic. But as you can see, there's like a riff forming, everybody can see it, they're not gonna acknowledge it. - You're a dumb piece of shit. - Fuck you. - Dunkin's best friend is Hunter Biden now. Everybody complains and stovie. Basically, stovie was like, a flying jet makes you not. Funnier, and that's true, but like a lot of, a lot of planes won't make you funnier. So that was like not a great point by stovie, but like fuck your mom's house and fuck a Dunkin' 'cause like, you know, a lot of people complain that he interrupts quite too much and he talks about dick, like nonstop, and it's like getting really weird. And like even Burt's probably saying that right now. - And he also told me his dad didn't kill anybody during the presidency, so that made me feel better too. - Not anyone. - Nobody. - What does that mean? Didn't we blow something up? - Yeah. I mean, I thought before I talked to him, but then I told me that it actually didn't happen, so it didn't happen. I mean, you're the president? Were you the son of a president? No, so whatever you're about to say, whatever that part of you is, you should get rid of it. He told me that Biden didn't kill anybody in there. - Actually, Biden used to hang out the seller. - Really? Can we pull up a picture of Ashley Biden? - I forgot about that. I don't even remember if I ever met it, but my old roommate outside Stephen Newer. - And also, I asked about the finger lakes. Remember when you told me something? - What he's saying. - What? - Oh, that's weird. - I mean, that the finger lakes are on his back, 'cause his mom, there's a restaurant in the finger lakes that I think is grandmother made, and it's just warm memories. That it's not a human trafficking map. And you know, a good point was made, which is like, why would you, Jesus? Why would you tattoo a map on your back? You'd want it on your front. - Right, or, yeah, or a map. - 'Cause you'd have to use a new arm. - Yeah, and your arm. - Or on my back, you'll him. - So, three things that you're wrong with. - I don't know that it was a map of human trafficking. I just, it's a bizarre thing about having to, I mean, the grandma live in all five lakes. - I don't know, it doesn't matter. - I don't really care about the back tattoo. You know, the part with COVID, we're, you know, they put a bio-weapon in everybody and they said it was like a-- - He told me that didn't happen. - What? - Bio-weapon in everybody. - Well, they did inject it though, right? - Oh, yeah, but it was-- - Oh, did I not get the jet? - The vaccine was fine. - Oh, was? - That's what he said. Oh, shit man, I wish I could, there's no elevated risk, all right. Dude, what the fuck is going on? Like, why is, everything is so fucking weird. - I know. - I wish I'm on Tucker and like, I was like, what, we all, is this like a wrestling thing? Like, the Iron Sheet is now teaming up with a-- - I mean, I, you know, he, honest to God, he was like, it was fun to hang out, whether he was funny, but-- - Yeah, I'll do it all the while to party with that. - You would love him. He's actually, it would be perfect for this show. But I kept wondering, like, why am I here? And then I kept thinking, like, I guess could it be some kind of DNC effort to get like, centrist who voted for, like, centrist Democrats who were so sick of the Dems who voted for Trump to come back? That's a beautiful thing. - Not since Rob Reiner and his boy have I seen such-- - That's a sweet picture. - Well, you know what I would-- - And I don't want it to be weird, but that does kind of look like Rogan. For a second, I thought you were showing me a picture of Rogan. - Yeah, yeah, well, it's funny when it comes out, when you do a little bit of research. - We found out that the vaccine was fine, and-- - Vaccines fine. - And by the way, hey-- - Or take bribes. - Did he mention the Ukraine thing at all or no? - It's fine. - I'm not talking about charisma. I'm talking about the extended war in Ukraine. - It's fine. - Did he mention that he's a bag man for the CIA there? That's why it was fine. - He was, he didn't, he's not. He said he wasn't and that it was fine. - That's awesome, dude. - I know, I've been so stressed about that. You know, I've been stressed because if we think about Ukraine all the time-- - This is his way he asked you beyond. Because he knew I was gonna ask him about that baby hole tree that Ian wanted to fucking hide. - The baby hole tree-- - I don't know anything like that in my life. - Me either. - Okay, so I'm in Delaware. I already heard this terrible shit. - Can we pull up baby hole tree just in case it's there? Maybe baby hole tree tree-- - I don't know if it's technically called that. (laughs) - That's an old monument. I wanted to Delaware baby hole tree. - Oh, I'm a-- (laughs) - Ty, a yellow ribbon round the baby hole tree. - I don't know, can-- - Yeah, I don't think that comes up like that. But wait, do you-- - Maybe an image search, though. - But have you gone back, it looked-- - He spelled hole wrong. - So Ian's like, yeah, no, we heard all these rumors about him and then he said all these rumors that you have never heard where you grew up. - Yeah, it's crazy. - He's like, you understand it's a very old town. Like, do you think that's helping the case that there's nothing going on? (buzzer) - It's one of the oldest towns. - It was like seven things in a row. - But then, you know, you see it. This is rich people and they're on ATVs. Oh, well, that's like-- - It's totally normal. - Oh, if only Andrew Tate had evidence that he had written on an ATV, he'd be innocent and in clear of any-- - Every town has a witch trail. Every town has a cemetery that was exhumed. - Did he fucking send that like that? Like, that's the hot dog in the giant-- the old tree. - I mean, do you, I, yeah. - I guess it's just a place you put like your baby if you don't wanna keep it. Drop it in the baby hole. - But look, anybody with a discerning eye can tell that when someone claims to be an arts and crafts town, that's a witch place. Anybody knows shit about shit. And I don't know if people think I'm hostile to that. No, of course, what would be wrong with communing with a, you know, blood-drinking fucking lizard. - Not always blood-drinking. - Sometimes it's even. - Your skit, you would be a great witch hunter with your fucking walrus dick. - Dude, this is an old, and I had a dream about this, and I've got a-- - You dreamed about it? (laughing) - And I bet, let me tell you something, in the astral room with Cobra Tate, with Sensei Cobra Tate. - Yes. - And I-- - What Sensei? - What's that? - Cobra Tate? - Andrew Cobra Tate. - Oh, my gosh. - You teach his classes in the astral realm while he's locked out. - His name's Tate in that realm. - You would hunt a witch with a walrus baculum if you knew it was good for you. - That's cool. That's cool. Are they faster? Which is fast? - They ain't faster than a walrus dick. Bitch, that's why they don't-- (laughing) You know, geach, geach piercers the bitch, and that you've done, geach piercers. - Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think that a lot of the things you've said on this podcast, after talking to a hundred Biden are wrong. It's like, he's got basically got no baculum, no spine, because he showed, said, "I want to go to that without bringing a cart." Like, you could tell that the guy really thinks he's the baculum of the show. Like, he's the only reason the show's going, and he's getting like worse every episode. And he hangs out with like a hundred Biden. So, you know, before he didn't like a hundred Biden, but now the sun, he's like best friend is a hundred Biden. Does that even make sense to anybody? - I really wanted to hang out with them. You know what I did? - Anyway, this real riff growing, and then at one point, he said, "Definger Lakes, tie two, they're haunted into anything wrong." - On your back? - Oh yeah. - You have a tattoo of the finger lake. - What's a finger lake? - The thing that you have a mat. - I just made that up. - Yeah, that's really simple. - You should write that down. - I think so. There was no problem that is that Joe Biden didn't kill anybody. And like, basically a bunch of shit that like makes no sense. And like, even like drunk birth wouldn't think that it's good. But I guess birth's too drunk to notice as a problem going on with their only good, like show everybody watches on that channel anymore. So like obviously it's just gonna get worse. And you know, you can't have two vacuums, one cave, basically. - Well, you made some fucking great arguments. I can't deny that. - I know. - You know? - I do wanna, can we get back to that candid so-and-so 'cause there was a point in that, in the debate where his legs started like (claps) - So vaccine mandate wasn't an issue at all. - Nothing. - It was fine. - Okay. Where he says all women are trying it. - You should grant it because it's a fact that she presented it. - Wait, you gotta get to this leg twitch. I don't know if you can find it. - No, I know, I see it. - Let's go smoke. - So what? - You think that's what it is? Just take it to the left and throw it. - What is that? - But it proves that- - I gotta hold the back a little more than I have been doing. - His push were the most degraded amongst five of them. You're gonna have to explain how that's possible. If he's the one that recently fired the weapon. - Can you pause it for a second? I just wanna point something out. Candace Owens, no matter what you wanna say, won this debate. Regardless of content. - Well, I just wish he was up $400,000. - Yes, she, that's in her house. She went downstairs, talked to this fucking dude with a shaky leg, made $300,000 fucking dollars. Like, that is insane. - Wait, do you know the funniest part? 'Cause at one point he goes, we have clips on Jimmy Doyle. Because I would never be able to sit through this whole thing. - No. - Did Jimmy sit through the whole thing? - Yeah, he was texting me how bad I'm like, I can't, it's just so annoying. - I watched. - I texted Joe to get me him together. Because you can smoke, number one. - What do you wanna debate him about? - I wanna be honest, I don't wanna debate. I want him to convince me that I should think the FBI is telling the truth. That's all. The way you so expertly did with Hunter Biden. - I'll ask him. - I cleared up all my issues. - I have Hunter's number. I'll ask him if he thinks the FBI is telling the truth. - First of all, one, here's my first question. Why would you ever put up $300,000 to have like a really unwatchable debate that at the end of the day, whoever thinks what they think has not been moved either way, although the person you were going after is now richer. How, like, why would you have done that unless somebody else wanted it? I don't think it's plausible that you put that money up yourself. I just don't. - How? - Why? - It's just such a, again, you're not Francis Ford Copal of debates, I don't think. I think that's crazy. So then, I think the crowd, so I just think this, the crowdfunding was extra money on top of whatever was getting from the exorbitant. - Holy shit. - I just think that. - He crowdfunded? I didn't even know he crowdfunded it. - You gotta be it reimbursed the 300,000. And then, he put, okay, so then, and I met him and his wife before at the mothership. And I'll say this for his wife, she knew every wacky MK Monarch thing that I know about and then some. Like, she knew all of it. - Yeah. - So that's very strange to know all of that shit. - Yeah. - And be like, no, there's no problem with the fed story. I don't see how that's possible. - Right. - Okay, so, first of all, we already got lied to you about, they've sold up that blackhead for January 6th, pipe bomb, do you see, the autistic, very obviously autistic, not guilty Patsy, that they gotta have a Patsy file. - Right. - Going back to the guy who supposedly shut Kennedy, they're all early 20s. They're always something wrong with them. - Yeah. - They're all like, they're all even diary. - Yeah. - They have a Patsy file. That's the pattern I'm seeing in a high kinetic assassination and belief, oh, I remember the most embarrassing part. - What? - He want, like, he can't name what the fucking guy, Tyler McFlurry, for he is charged with. - Oh, I saw that. - Because I assume murder, murder. So she knew all, the whole charge is all of them. - I know, that was the end for him. - And what's so amazing is, none of that proves Jack's shit about shit. - Yeah. - Like, you just took, what a waste of your time? - I am. - Do they think that the issue is wrestled? This is why I think it's stupid of the 300,000. I don't think he, it was his idea. Because, let's say Candace just disappeared. Let's say he defeated her in this debate. - Okay. - None of the problems that they have go away. - At all. - The TPU SA. Like, it's not because Candace exists. She's not the Axis Mundi of not believing that fucking Trader Jeet Cash Patel. You know, that bug-eyed motherfucking H wouldn't be fucking phony, who already covered up Epstein. Then went on to cover up the January 16th with a Patsy, yeah. So, you're a criminal motherfuckers. I already got your history. So why would I trust this? - Right. - Oh, and then that fake ass text, he goes, he goes Charlie Kirk. Said I'm worried I'm gonna be murdered by the left. - That's not what you're text. - Yeah, is that the thing he really texts? So that's a strange thing because we have him talking about how he's afraid of Israel. - Yeah. - And for two weeks before that I was there covering this. They all hated his guts. - Well, let's look at what was on the, what didn't he have? Well, let's look at what was written on this dude's gun. 'Cause it was very low after that. - If you believe in a lone wolf shooter anymore, I don't think you're ever gonna be helped. - Am I wrong that he had shit written on his gun? - Remember like the Charlie Kirk gun? - I thought there was the other guy. I think that was a different one. - Yeah. - Maybe on the bullet casing. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, how, wait, wait, wait, look at that heading. Go back, go back, see you then. How writing on bullet casing, what happened? Why don't you get out of it? Now go back, go back. - Writing on ammo is ancient. - Go back, no, no, no, go back. Just leave it, don't do that. - We've been doing that for a while. - Read that. - Can we zoom in on? I can't read it. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The heading, look, how writing on bullet casings offers insight into shooters. (laughing) - Wow, that's a hot take. - Okay, so this is why I asked you if you think MK Ultra has not continued. That's a real thing that's written down for your people that are homeowners to read. - Right, right. - Do you know how fucking stupid you are if you look at that and you don't go like, oh my God, Lizard's have taken over. - Look at the handwriting. - Oh, how do the writings show insight into it? So, I mean, I've never seen more dog walking into the most fucking- - Stupid. - Slopped, don't even begin to describe that. - Can we go back to that gun and zoom in? - Oh, you mean when they write on the bullet it offers a window into their motives? - Wow, that's fascinating. - I want to fucking beat my own self to death with a walrus balcony. - It can mean a lot of things. It's not necessarily their motives. - Okay, we go up a little bit. - Oh, that's when I was talking about anti-ice. - FBI director Cash Betel shared a photo of crime's inhabitants depicting a bullet casing with a message pinned in blue ink on one of the rounds. What does it say I'm blue ink? - Anti-ice. (laughing) - I know who did it. I mean, like a. - Wow. - He didn't have room to write ice skating maybe. - Oh, yeah. We're anti-ice skating, by the way, clam basures. - We don't ice skate, never will. You're not meant to walk on frozen water. Or have fun on it. It's dangerous, guys. - You're talking to the walrus now. (laughing) The walrus geach piercer. - That's right. This is just old writing on bullets. Look, I have to use a bathroom, but what do you say? Not to name drop. I text my best friend Hunter Bot. - Like everybody's saying Duncan's piece of shit for this, for going to that interview. Let's like, why the fuck would Hunter Botden want to talk? First of all, why would anyone go on Chris Williams? Okay, and then you bring Shane Gillis' friend and then fucking who else is there? There's three Hunter Biden McCusker. I mean, you might have been a third person besides Dungan and Chris Williamson who sucks and Matt McCusker is like the second and everybody kind of just knows him because his wife punched him in no legs in the face Very cool actually and she is a hero to me and a lot of people so that we have that comic because fuck that guy But also like why would you ask to talk to McCusker and not Shane? So that's how he knows like a you know like CIA slop You can tell him your finger lakes theory and you can hear from the man himself. We don't have time because we got talked to guess what We got to call the smart Shane. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah, great. Well, I gotta call my friend demonologist smart Shane Let me go use the bathroom and then we'll be back with smart Shane demonologist. This is a mystery boys Wow, what a masculine shit. We just took man, it was it hurt my ass I actually lose this wall was back. I'm the pride part of it loose. You know, I don't take soft shit like some of you Cucks and bait is out there when I shit it hurts and I bleed because I'm a man It's gonna say be a man. Yeah, be a man. Yeah, be a fucking man with your fiber It's about our clan basher's war room, but that's a separate topic now my friend here the thing of Gillis a.k.a. Smart Shane happens to be a demonologist. Wow And has a theory that he calls necronetics. I find highly interesting, but I just saw him talking to Steve Mera that I got to get on the show as well about Jacques Valle, you know that French famous French. Yeah, Frenchy You explain he's talking. He says they they're talking to some being and they don't know how to talk to explain how you said it I don't want to mangle this. Hey, do you think before ask that question to get I am curious just and maybe it's too podcasty How did you become a demonologist? So I've been called a demonologist a lot. I originated. I guess it's my word to story was growing up in a haunted house. Yes That is that there's so many. That's one of the path field. Yeah, bad. So we all have that. It's kind of a common origin story. You got you lived in that haunted house your whole childhood Well, at least from eight to 15 Not good man. So not good not sucked. It's really bad. It's almost like black mold. I lost my virginity to a ghost between the three of us. I tried to get a Legion board to move my dick around no joke. She left soon. Go to stop haunting. I think. Yeah Get ghosted by a ghost. That's the worst feeling in the world. She ghosted me and I never got it. Oh, for it. So yeah, so it sounds like this was not a good kind of haunting Like it sounds like it was the the general like shitty kind where it just sucks to be in the house and just bad Hey, is that where it was like taking the shape of a girl, but no girl had lived there? Is that that story? Nothing? Yeah, okay You're exactly right and it being immuted. It wasn't just one manifestation. I mean, I I witnessed shadow figures There would be like this dark cloud that would kind of hover in the corner of my room at night Yeah, and it's just it was really bad, you know, and at the same time I was going to a local church in Kind of peppering the leadership of questions like I don't know what I'm going for You know, I know I'm not crazy at least I'm not that crazy But I knew what I was experiencing was real and I wanted to understand it more I mean, that's that's my origin story and that's how I got in the field Yeah, that sucks. I don't like haunted houses and I find Ghosts to be some kind of like spiritual cockroach or something. I'm racist against ghosts myself Stick iron right in their face Dunkin doesn't use ferrite above brown. I don't buy that shit at all Do you buy that in the thing? You're like he thinks that ferrite can be used to ward off ghosts and well, there is a connection to Some some metals out there. I'll say that and then there is some research that was done by very foreshadowed in Steve Mara with respect to iron This is interesting to your point because there is something It's almost like iron absorbs a frequency the entities used to manifest or at least to hold their form Ah, we're still working on that, but that it's only limited to above ground like that at that point underground It's very strange. Okay, so above ground. I do it again Here's my wacky do theory. Well, I'm holding now that he now and now that an expert is confirmed, and I believe it okay My old house I use a living is probably haunted by socks. I left back. Okay, hold on What did Daryl James tell us about he got told in his in the silly space program that they were had some war thirty two hundred years ago Yeah, they said and one group agreed to go under the ground Remember that yeah, I remember yeah, and that's around the time of the bronze age collapse or something Yeah, is it not am I wrong? You're absolutely right. I'm gonna act like I know well at the very least That's when iron age kind of starts right around the iron age. I'll bet you you saw a lot less of them things What do you do now? I'm just saying I know iron ages like in one day there, but it is iron, but obviously it was like it It was like for the ghosts at the same thing We follow the guy in the throne's theory, which is that for some reason Game of Thrones has a lot of real things in it They chase that shit out of the fucking way with iron great It just makes out of iron. I'm glad. That's good. Who wants a haunted planet. Oh look at this fucking. Oh, well I don't want to look at this milk, but I'm trying to so so ever since you lived it that she's hot ever since you lived at this haunted house you've been studying the paranormal and so like is he calling you a demonologist? People call you a demonologist because this is like your main focus or did that just come up from the internet and you you don't think of your No, I I studied demonology for a long time and then I kind of dip my toes into parapsychology and I kind of look at the Phenomenon holistically and cross culturally tried to understand that the best way I can which is not just limited to one field And so early on like you know people call you a demonologist and then it's like he's a you phone. I don't know But you don't get on that shit. It's what I like about you You you don't say demons or aliens because I find that very like Marketing packaging to do it that way and I think it's stupid. All right, and I don't hear you Here's the issue that we're running into is that this field has been largely Environmentalized right where it's aliens here, you know the category hours worth all kids It's alien or a demon and what we're realizing and this is just the data. This isn't even a fangirl is that the hitchhiker effect is what they're calling it But that includes every every phenomenon. What is the hikers all? I don't know. What is that? So it's my favorite band? That's a whole band Yeah, like we weren't in a band together called the hitchhiker effect. Yeah Anyway, go ahead. Yeah, no, no, you're good. Yeah So essentially it's it's noting you fallage. Essentially what happens is you go to a location to do research You set up your equipment your instrumentation or Go home with an entity and you'll be haunted by the phenomenon itself or In addition to that we have cases where pilots have witnessed a craft of the sky and then they'll go Haunting and so that again you dropped out you dropped out say that one more time. Yeah, you'll Will be they'll go witness something in the sky like a UAP or UFO and Then they'll go back to their home and they'll be they'll be greeted with them a ladlin haunting Yeah, now it's not extraterrestrials. It's literally like apparitions. Yeah, light start blinking weird shit Yeah, right which it kind of blurs all the lines because As a research like myself. I'm asking the question. Okay, what are we really dealing with here? and Anyway, so I point though is that's what humanology set out to do is really trying to understand the hitchhiker effect What are these beings is there a way to push the beasts back in the darkness and Really what I'm trying to do now is try to get people on a stand that it's not either or here What do you mean push the bees? What do you mean push the bees back into the darkness? The back you'll and back in the yolras Yeah, did you mean so That what I meant was that we're looking for ways to stop the hitchhiker effect from contacting people Oh, okay, cuz this is probably it for you One of the problems of your job is that anytime if this hitchhiker effect is real Anytime you go to any place where there's some kind of paranormal activity you risk bringing that back to your home Absolutely Really doesn't that cause a hitchhiker effect for some people Absolutely. Yeah, anything that it's yeah, especially see five really because It's all designed to curate a conscious connection with this phenomenon And at the root of it we cannot predict its behavior I mean, I've had cases where like this one woman was kind of primed by Stephen Greer To go for the protocols And once she established that conscious connection she goes home could not sever it She stood On what's lingering and watching her wait wait wait you dropped out say that yeah, well you dropping out of all these here ways I know right she went home with the phenomenon phenomenon or rather the phenomenon went home with her and that conscious connection was never severed. Yeah. And so once she created it, it curated it and actually, yeah, it stalked her. So she's at her house and she walks into a room and there is a full-bodied apparition of an entity. That was a song of a band. Yeah. Right. And so, what other serious now? Big-bodied apparition. Big-bodied. You know, what we're looking at now is that, like, this intelligence seeks to be seen. Yes. And it's a weird exhibitionist thing. Yes. And you know, I'm glad you're bringing this up because I think this is one, oh, hello. I think, sorry, on the screen, their show, it goes to the big booty and a nice booty if I might say. A full-bodied apparition. Big-bodied. Now, okay, but I don't you think that you have this convergence right now between people who are skeptical, they don't believe in the stuff enough to worry about some effect from fucking with it, which is why they fuck with it because they're like, they don't really believe in it. And then they do these courses. They get involved with this or that and they're at backfires because you're not believing in it is not going to protect you from it any more than, you know, if you don't believe in radiation and you pick up some radioactive rock, your teeth are going to start falling out. And it reminds me of that or reminds me of like the radium girls. It reminds me of other cases in history where there was something we were tuning in on. But we didn't know everything about it and some of these like practices are really fucking people up. Hey. Yeah, you're right. And we're also trying to map out the paranormal architecture. This phenomenon uses, I mean, so let me back up and say this, like back into the day we had what's called a haunting or the field of ontology, which is basically, you know, you have ultra-guysectivity shadow figures. And in that field of ontology, we had what's called the attachment syndrome. It was codified, classified with the animal level hauntings. But ufology's now done is kind of astroturf that entire subject. Yeah. And now it's no longer right. It's the hitchhiker now. It's like, well, that belong to you. Who made that up? Who made up the hitchhiker effect? I don't know. I do not know. I wish I did. It's high stringed. This is like fucking magic. Or I like what dog journalism calls it apotheum, like a reality warping. That's cool. I like apotheum. Yeah. That's the best. I thought. I think you made it up. I don't know if you did. But that's the whole point of doing rituals and shit in a holographic universe is to warp yet. So let's say you have a front, a front life that's normal to people, right? Yeah. But you're unfortunate enough to be from somewhere where you have a secret life, too, and your family's weird fucking cult. And in that call, all the good people are bad people, because it's upside down. In fact, you might think of it as the upside down, you know? Yeah. Someone when he installs about his hometown, weird shit. Yo, this, our friend, he in fight dance was here and he's from Arden or around there and he was talking to him. He goes, yeah, we had all those rumors and he said, all these rumors, you know, okay, there's the hot dog in the pussy rumor that is an urban legend, then he starts bringing a shit. Wait, you know what? Tell me. He might not know hot dog in the pussy. Yes. Come on. Which, by the way, is on our album. Yeah. It's like a fact. Hot dog in the pussy. It's true. I heard of that, but I never heard no baby eating tree. Baby, anyway, he listed a bunch of things, but we're getting off track. Yeah. Right? Like this, this hitch, so this is something I've wondered about the hitchhiker effect. Is it, you know, some kind of unquantifiable or yet to be quantified entity or is it like what? Matt's girl is saying you have via these practices opened up your perceptual mechanism enough that you are seeing a computer virus now. Do you think? Yeah. Is it? I'm just wondering. Is it more like a distortion of one's perception or do you think it's actual? Entities. I think it's both one thing that people feel to realize is that when these entities manifest, they will often trigger the observer effect so that we could collapse them into an image. There you go. And it's not really them. It's just something that really I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can you explain that like for a five year old? What do you? What do you mean? Yeah. So Adam, sorry. There's always Adam. Okay. Right. There's a pattern. There's pattern confirming evidence to where, you know, these, it's like the hitchhiker exactly what we're talking about where the entities that are allegedly extraterrestrial are now the apparitions of deceased children or something. Gotcha. By the way, that's so weird. Well, why? Right. So what are they? Are they really deceased? Or are they even children? Are you? Are you even ghosts? What do you think they'll hear? This is more fascinating research being done lately is from James Lekatsky and what he's been doing and he wrote a book called Future Visions. What he's really trying to do is basically point us towards this idea that we're not dealing with either or it's not ghosts or aliens or demons or gen. What he's really saying is it's kind of weird because like, you know, you'll see a craft in the sky that's allegedly extraterrestrial. Yeah. But then you go home with apparitions of the dead. Yeah. And so are they, you know, are they ghosts or are they aliens? It's probable. And this is just my hypothesis that we're dealing with something that's, they're all from the same source. And it's, it's a lot of Jocolais work, but what we're experiencing now again in the hitchhike effect is enough. It's hauntings. And what I'm running into is that you followed just or realizing that they have no taxonomy for the entities that are hitchhiking. It's like, okay, are they extraterrestrial? I don't know. They appear to be dead people. And there's a problem with that because as much as our instrumentation can measure and our document things on radar and sonar, there is no instrumentation to document the intentions of the entities that are following us home. I can't measure that, right? I have to determine that another way. So that's what we're looking at with respect to the masks. We have a problem because a lot of these entities that hitchhike appear to be not just deceased, but loved ones, people that have, you know, that have transitioned to the afterlife. And then at a certain moment, we realize, this has happened over and over again, that they're not our loved ones at all. It was something that was wearing the mask of our loved ones. Something that wanted to appear to us as deceased. And that's where all of these categories we thought existed kind of fall apart. And we realize, potentially, that it's not either or. It's literally one singular intelligence that's been masquerading as different entities. And kind of using your memories or your sort of subjective experience as a costume to wear? Okay. The thing you just said, say one singular entity, say it again, or a singular intelligence. Go ahead. In other words, it might be the same species, whatever that species is. And masquerading is different. What? Absolutely. It's not what they, in interfaces, is that like some kind of Buddhist God interpretation? Really? Yeah. Well, you pull up. Yeah. Kind of what that is. Like you're all God, you know, the universe knowing itself. So what is it? An anti-verse thing? Pull up. Pull up Bhagita. Whatever you see me as that, I will be. This is what the Bhagavad Gita does. This is what we do. I can't imagine. Okay. Pronouncing Indian words. Good. I am. Yeah. Listen to this. You're probably familiar with this. Yeah. Let me see here. What is the verse? And whatever way people surrender or approach me, I reciprocate and reward them accordingly. But basically because God, the idea is because God is unlimited, God will appear as whatever your faith is. So it is the observer effect. So in this case, I'm not saying these are, this is God, but I'm saying it does, it seems to be relational in the sense that these things, to an extent, to an extent. So here's what we're dealing with, we're dealing with, okay, it's like John Klein in the Malfame Prophecy's movie where he gets a phone call from Andrew Cole and Klein is listening all of the inquiries he's wanting answers for. And one of the questions he asks is what do you look like? And Andrew Cole says it depends on who's looking. Right. Now that's only, at least for my data, it's only limited to the interface that beings use. It is not limited or even including their intentions with us. Yeah, well, they're getting ready and God observer effect. So everybody feels like, so before they had the internet and whatever, you know, you believed in God, there was somebody who's always watching you. So you exist because you're being viewed, you're collapsing to a form, okay? So if you're something from the last go around that don't have that, like, how can I exist? I need you, a guy who's a piece of God to, I need to suck that out of you. That thing where I'm not just chaos, I'm a form, okay? And a lot of these things crave that, they're like parasites, and they're inverted from being alive. They don't even think like a living thing. That's why it's so evil. Because you can't expect a thing that's not alive, you think how a living thing thinks, right? So, then you get the sigil, it's very simple. We got the branding and society nonstop. All right. Then you got your movies and shit to groom you, to put archetypes in your, what are archetypes? shit needs to pass for that. that prism in you, so we can manifest in front of you. So I got a sigil, there's just certain amount of information stored, then you are observing it. And then whatever creepy plasma remnants are behind you, some extra dimension, we collapse all together. And now I've got everything I need to exist just for a little few, few more moments in this plane. It's kind of like that sheet music for a player piano. It's like you could put that sheet music in different pianos. It's going to sound different. The music's the same, but this, whatever this is is clearly it's merging, but my question is, so okay, you get the hitchhiker effect and let's just, it's dead kids or whatever, or now in your house. Is that from Skinwalker Ranch? I don't know, but if, if that's what I've always heard from. The hitchhiker effect generally only experienced by the person who brought the thing home or do other people experience the same thing. This is when we get into Lakatsky's work and the transmissibility of the hitchhiker effect. So number one, do you have your question, Kurt? That comes from a particular manifestation of dead kids. That was from an article written by Klongkeller, that worked at Skinwalker. The other two references are from Skinwalker's Epipinagon, the book that was altered by Lakatsky, and I think it was Keller as well, point being to your question. Now, you have this aspect of the phenomenon where, just because you experienced it first, does not mean the phenomenon was targeting you specifically. You may be a temporary host to where it hitchhikes on you or to you, and then you go home with it. And then next thing, you know, now we first learn this behavioral pattern, non-unifology, but in hauteology. And what happens is, this is like the jacket and end-to-end case with Dr. Break Taff, where you are being violently haunted by the phenomenon. Next thing you know, it's no longer in your house, it's across the street. Wow. And so what we're looking at now is, that's the transmissibility of this. It's like, okay, is it weaponizing a pre-existing paranormal architecture that we're unaware of, right? We're just-- It feels like a parasite. It's like a parasite. It feels like a parasite. We're just curious. Or a fucking-- Or a bird, you know, just a seed that gets in a dog's fur, and it carries it around. And you know, maybe it tricks us, that eating the sweet part is like the UFO or the incredible phenomena you want to experience, and then you get this thing stuck in you. Well, I do. I think a bunch of areas where people live or can't live and where the world is always about this, about not having the right immunities for an area. Right. That's why I think those principalities are physically is all the air and the viruses and the little birds and the plants and all those things. Right. That's what that--that's what's in charge, really. Do you know what I mean? And that's how these people get-- and it has to-- Cool. Yeah. And then you--but you're observed--the Adam and Eve story, what's their power? And I got this out of Tracy Twymaget. The power is to name the animals. And she said there's something to that, but that's some kind of power. And I think that that is, collapsing the wave function is that power. Right. So when you hear all these, like, like, the osufists or all these kind of people talk about it, they'll talk about the Earth. It wasn't so slow with the shapes. Like you would be more consensual than a finished shape back in another go-around. I think there's something that has something to do with that, where it's like, you're this-- Right. You're a fucking bigfoot. Well, yeah. You're a fucking alien. No. It's magic. It's not to reduce it to idiot politics, but, you know, like when Trump names someone insultingly, that's a spell. Is Joe Sleepy? Did Hunter say if Joe Sleepy? No. He's fine. I would ask him, like, how is your dad alive still? No. His dad was-- I watched the last ice cube in his head melt on live television, so I'm wondering how he'd be alive right now. This is going to make you feel much better. Yeah. Joe Biden, as it turns out, during the presidency, cognitively was fine. He did bad on the debate, but that was really anomalous. Other than that, he's, like, sharp as a tack. Hunter Biden told me that. Oh. Boy, thanks for telling me, man. Yeah, man. I'm holding all this anger about things. He can let it go. He was fine. Yeah. He was better than Kamala. We know that. It's true. And holy shit, I've-- you wouldn't have thought. And that's a high bar. Anyway, I can't believe Joe Biden is alive. I just can't believe it. What? Which one is his favorite? Tall Biden or shorter Biden? Ooh. Did Hunter say that? I didn't ask. Which dad? Do you like better? Tall dad or short dad? OK. Look, we're getting off track. We have a demonologist online right now. And I fucked it up by talking about politics. Well, Jacques Vallet. Well, let's get back into it. This is why I was like, holy shit and a thing to call it, because Jacques Vallet. And this is in the compartmentalization of the UFO talking debate. He said that they have some being somewhere that they can't even figure out how to talk to it, like that fucking movie. Go ahead. Oh, explain it better than me, Nathaniel. Well, the first mention, at least to my knowledge, of the entity that our government was trying to converse with, was when Jacques Vallet said that, number one, we are in possession, or at least in contact with the being, and this is what's funny, he said, but we're not sure if it's an avatar or not. OK. That's interesting language, because an avatar could be a biological avatar that is possessed by consciousness or some kind of AI. I don't know. Start me from language here, you know? Or it could be an avatar as in, it's a physiological construct or a projection of another intelligence, like a hologram. And so that's when my colleagues evenized, ears were really, really perked up. They're like, we're like, what in the world's going on? So then the second time that Jacques Vallet mentioned this, he said that we are in contact, or at least trying to establish contact with the being that we have. And that was interesting. And the third one was even deeper. He's like that, you know, we are in possession of it. And we are now, I think it was telepathically in contact with it. So I don't know if these are all the same entities. Wait, what was the thing he said about? They weren't able to figure out a talk to it at first. Yeah, they couldn't. They could not establish it. They didn't have a talk to it at first. And you said, this is what I was watching you with Merit. And you said a good point, which is like, I thought they'd talk in your head. And they could walk the walls. Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, absolutely, right. So there's some inconsistencies there. And it just makes me wonder where he's getting this information from. The problem I'm having is like, even if we did establish contact, can we trust what they have to say? Right. Yeah, you can if you're related to, if you believe in your heart, you're related to them, you can. But I do want to emphasize what you just said. Because it's interesting to me that a lot of the people who do make contact with these entities via whatever it may be, rituals, psychedelics, some UFO technique. For some reason, immediately trust them. Like, they don't give them the same level as it's not my dad. So I trust it. Like someone shows up and-- All I know is fucking you, mom and dad. That's all I know. But you know what I mean? I was healed by seeing light. It seems very dangerous. And it actually, I feel like a lot of these people who will trust like a jeweled praying manness. Like, they won't trust most people in the human realm. All right. I mean, if you have bling in real life, two things. That's my issue, guys. I mean, we're talking about people that lock their doors that night that will tell their children do not take candy from strangers. And then at the same time, encourage contact with an intelligence that we can't locate. We don't know where or what, or even when it is. We can't put handcuffs on it. It's not just in the sky. It's in your home. Yeah. I mean-- That's when you do just clandaches. By the way, if I can't cuff it up, and hit it with this walrus baculum I'm holding, then I don't want to anywhere near me, bitch. That's a free entertained also. Can't cuff, won't fuck. Can't cuff, won't fuck bottom line. You can't see what we're wearing right now, but it's really good. But yeah, I do. Like, why are people so-- I get it. I mean, it's cool. I've had contact from entities. It's just like it wasn't me. I'll tell you later, then. That corrupt gym that keeps trying to get-- I'll never pay that gym, fuck you. I just never really liked it. And also, I didn't really have a sense of, like, yeah, this is good. All right, are you prepared for real? What do you mean? How did this happen? I can't say it on camera. God damn it. Well, it's a real explosion. It's a real explosion. I've influenced the law of passing it. When we get done closure. Done closure. Done closure. [LAUGHTER] God closed his stinking rose accretion. That was on mushrooms. I thought that some baffamat was talking to me when I was in my team, because it told me that's who it was. OK, baffamat-- what year was this? It was horrible. What year was this? It was the '90s, dude. Baffamat was talking to a lot of people. Why was horrible? What? It was a-- it felt very-- even though, like, what it was saying was, like, nice. It just felt very-- I don't know, like, you know, when you get-- this is going to sound really dumb. Like, when you go into, like, an important banking institution or an institution, it's got this horrible heaviness to it. It was like that. It just felt fucking heavy. And even though it was in, and it felt powerful, but in the wrong way, if that makes sense, like, you know what, I mean, just like, like, it was just all-- everything about it was, like, fucked up. Aggressively homosexual. That's my only fans. That was our other fans. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Put it-- anyway. all I'm saying is I didn't like it and I feel like it's really interesting it's shown Patrick Haslet told me that he was started looking at his shit and it was specifically Sumerian thing. Have you ever heard of this thing? You're feeling like there's a beard on the back of your neck? There's a lot of it. I swear with the end of it's only that but that's a lot of it. I'm sure I remember he said to me like no that's never happened to me. There's certainly not a clan bachelors cruise. I'll tell you that. All right so let's get back into this. Let's get back into this. Talk about the dangers you know of like meddling with this shit if you don't know what you're doing and also what do you do to protect yourself? You study this stuff. You're in direct contact all the time. So here's the something that is quite disturbing and again I'm not like trying to scare everybody but here's a fact. Number one when we're interfacing with these entities these beings have the ability to manipulate our emotions. Right. So people say well I felt loved and all of that. Well it's possible that entity is wanting you to feel that. It's manipulating you. Number two it can manipulate our perceptions. So if we can't trust what we feel or what we see what's actually going on. In addition to that we again like I said before we don't know what where or when it is. These beings have the ability to materialize and then walk through the wall. What do you do with that? And that's why it kind of makes me think you know maybe we really don't have a body. Maybe you know we have something that could materialize into a body. Well we can get we're condensed. Look yeah they can't condense into ice. So there's something where they got a hijack your perception to be able to condense into the physical world for a brief amount of time which is clearly something that there's a deep addiction to the point of its sustenance. Nice to have a body. And by the way I would materialize after I walk through a wall. I'm materialized before. That's where the full dove experiment went wrong. Wait till after you walk through the wall. We will have problems. Very simple. Can a human be denser than water? In some ways. Okay wait wait. So here's the thing with a leg. That thing that I watch you say in the clip. That guy knows better. That guy used to play Cuberd on Atari 2600 with Anton Levay. What? Yeah you don't you know seeing those pictures and can we fucking pull that out? I do not know that. Why did you not lead with that? I forgot. That is so creep that's a creep that might be the creepiest thing ever in my life. I was just gripping his walrus penis bone so hard that I forgot a lot. I still remember the Cuberd sounds. Really? I hated it. I was never good at it. Yeah wonderful. There is the Anton Levay but I don't see it. What is this shit? Why is everybody doing this? The Andrew Tate of a younger. Oh my god it's Andrew Tate. Yo do you would like Hidden Amarooka? Anton Andrew. Yo Hidden Amarooka channel you should put on. Do you know that guy? Nathaniel? What is this? This channel is great but he had a whole thing that was breaking down what they're a little fucking because magic is mind control number one. All this mind in the world of that shit and so everything is based on programming you. Kurt what is this? Sorry to cut you off but what is this? Trying to go with manifestation. I didn't know that. You didn't know that? No. Why did they all do that? That's why Hunter would talk to you and not me because you're jealous. Don't go and basically do anything for money. Hold on he's calling you. Yeah. Yeah. Hello? I forgot to ask. Do you want to do mystery boys and friends at the mothership? Adam says he's got some Wednesdays available starting next Wednesday. Yeah for sure. Wait I'm recording Trashing you as that guy from that too lazy to try channel they have a thing of me as that guy? That's what guy. You're the two lazy to try channel. I don't know that. I'll tell you I'll tell you in a later. What? Adam, next Wednesday you're available. Yes. Okay, probably awesome. Let me know how it goes. All right. Yeah so like Duncan didn't even get the joke of doing this which is like if you had another reason why the show sucks and why your mom's house is going down the tubes and births you drunk. So basically Duncan's on the wrong side of history like most things and never should have went into the interview and he should have said probably should help firms unless Kurt can also ask Hunter Biden anything he wants. I'm not showing up to Chris Williams show podcast but he didn't do that and now like everybody's turned against him and it's a good reason that they do and okay let's hope it keeps going. I sell ads on this. Keep going. I did rail you. I want to hear what you're saying. I'm sorry. I don't remember. You don't remember. I'll tell you know what we'll do. We'll hand this is how we do it on the cruise. Whatever brother has the wall or spatula is the one who's the you can talk the tribal the speaker the speaker the Spielberg of the the Spielboy of the group. I love it. You go. You got the stick. I have nothing else to say. Anyway. Hidden Amarooka put that in Hidden Amarooka and Andrew Tate. So I was watching it today because I first heard of the Iggy Simal Wise character from who has this whole guru system that you see. That's like a franchise. I mean it's like a sales funnel or a fucking any other MLM thing. They're all the same fucking thing at the end of the day dude. That's a pyramid scheme including with this fucking afterlife shit. They're all it's all like getting in what do you call initiated into a pyramid of some kind. Okay. Let's see. Hidden no no. Amarooka. So it's it's a channel with a K. Amarooka and I think it's Andrew Tate with an E and yeah there you go and the going YouTube. That's where it is because his little word play like you know how much of it is puns how much of magic is doing. So he's top G right. Yeah and he helps you find your inner G right. Oh boy. NRG. Get the fucking it's like okay and then he the G by the way on the misalynic compass. Yeah that's what I was thinking. The generative principles. So this motherfucker is always doing these mudra hands because in their mind they're completing a circuit of their fucking inner G's energy. It's so gay dude. I mean we're not gay on this boat. You don't think that just because we hit you tank with a fucking baculum because we're beyond gay and straight on this. We've been going beyond those labels. Okay. Wait wait wait. Hidden no. Amarooka. Master class of mic control. There you go. Hit that one. Yo this guy's channel is fucking pretty good good. I say it seems Connor. In today's video we're going to do an extensive case study on the top GM self. Andrew Tate. The top generative principles. Tate often claims he did not cast a magic spell over his followers. So stop it for one second. So remember I kept saying I'm not in the CIA that with that one episode we did in the future. But they people saw it a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Oh wait I'm not seeing it. That's the thing he does. He goes well I didn't cast a magic spell. And it's very effective. Much like when Benjouin Natanyahu goes like we didn't kill Charlie Kirk like right after he dies. How effective that is. It's so weird. We drove people off the trail. Yeah it worked. It's really yeah. All right. I got to go take a huge shit but hold on I'll be right back and watch his watches. Can you hear this by the way? I can hear that. This is wild. Yeah man. What? Well he's going to use the bathroom. What do you like you know I worry about my friends you who are sort of like academically studying this stuff just because I don't think it cares. Like I think just any kind of in my own experience any kind of like even if the initial intent is research I'm just curious it always leads to something weird and not good weird. It always leads to something kind of like off. And maybe that's just my lack of skill when it comes to practicing this stuff. But you know what I mean like what do you do to protect yourself because I'm sure you're I can't even imagine the books you read or the the weird places you go to do your research. Yeah man. So I've kind okay so growing up in the haunted house I knew what the family would feel like whenever would manifest I would always feel watch. Yeah I feel invaded. Yeah. And so what I do now and this has happened many times man like you're talking about calling Steve and even some of my other friends in the field where if you trip over something in the research like sometimes you won't even know it and it won't even matter to you. There just be some data point that you're like guards weird whatever we'll get you know the back of our minds. You'll trip over something and next thing you know the phenomenon will be triggered and for me again it deals with people differently. Some people will not get mentally attacked. They'll get like physically attacked or you don't have shadow figures. There's kind of a hierarchy you know of different entities that they'll send with me specifically it's not really a paranormal activity. I grew up with that right so I was kind of like okay it's not a big deal to me but what I get is like mentally attacked right so like if I trip over something I'll get like really depressed. What do you mean trip? So yeah, so in the research Okay, for instance, like okay recently this is what happened to me like about not recently about about six months ago So I was research at Alan Greenfield. He's in a cold researcher in an author and There are these beings that called themselves the aftar command. Yeah, I've heard of them. I know you're talking about them. Yeah, I know that I was You know, it's watching a little bit of Alan Greenfield Madskar's back. We're talking about that. Oh, we're talking about the aftar command He's telling a story. Oh, yeah, he's telling a story of when He ended up tripping over or what I'm assuming is sort of activating this hitchhiker effect of his own life. Well the mystery boys We teach it to go to gash tar command come on Girl, so I used to give you shit by the way. God damn it Gash tar command Skin punch area Keep going I'm sorry about that. It's all good and you're good, dude. It's awesome. Beyond me. So we're fine But yeah, and Alan Greenfield's like, you know, and he's not a due knowledge is but he comes out No, and he's like, yeah, I guess I was making this connection with the aftar command in my research and the host of the podcast He's like, okay, Alan. Like what's the connection he goes? Well, the aftar comes from aftar off And he said I'm in a possession Right, he said I'm in the possession of a grim wire. That's designed to help you conjure aftar off And he's like, you know, it's just interesting to me that whoever these people are channeling the aftar command because it's Irrally similar to what I have in this rim wire. He's like in this aftar versus aftar All right, I think anything of that guys. Honestly, and I was due to do a podcast that night and next thing I know like I could feel my blood pressure spiking and I got I got COVID years and years ago, and we had I had this like this in-home blood pressure machine Well, I took my blood pressure and it was was it 278 over 149 Yeah, and I had to sort of have in the heart competitions and so I had to go to the ER They're doing all kinds of scans on me. I cancel the interview. Well that night I got an email From the host of that podcast is like Nathaniel because you're not going to believe this on what he goes man He goes we got an email and they told us not to have you on and If you if you if we did go through with having you want to talk about your research that someone was going to perform a richable to stop you What the fuck? Why are you doing that? What could have died? Yeah, I had what you do that. No smart chain at that point I just get I just take the orders. I'm given by mighty mighty astronaut Yeah, I was a fan of the demons give me orders That's so fucked up It's all over the thing. No idea any of that happened But I think what I think both things happen at the same time where I I tricked over something I wasn't supposed to know or You know, I noticed a connection that I wasn't supposed to notice did you get the email address the email? I'd have to I didn't get it. Can you send that to the mystery boys? We will have our Private investigators. Yeah, we'll believe we'll research that you know We're very private and you stay out of a business. We'll let you know how it went Right. Well it goes to show you like there are people like my my colleague Steve where he and a very fast girl We're researching Babylonism andology and the beings started manifesting in their homes it independently Yeah, I don't mean to labor the point, but did they respond to the email? I don't know It's just weird to get an email like that and not be like hey Into it, you know, why are you emailing me? I jerked off on a square full of numbers Why are you fucking with people like this at this level? Who me? Yeah, yeah, well Once I got that back home hold on that back you let him change you once I got my braces off That was the first thing you are different with your back you know, well, I'm different acting since I got my braces off as the first thing That's what I've been told. I feel like I'm the different person. We got that back He picks the back you them up and changes. This is how I want to I would have debated can't have so it's With a firm wall was back you know, I can't smoke bitch while I hold the back of them Now listen Israel did nothing wrong. That's the first point of his debate See how easy it is yeah, three hundred thousand dollars, please Listen bitch first point of the debate and I'm gonna win debate right now. No, Israel didn't do it Nothing suspicious about me Me paying three hundred thousand dollars to make my first sentence that Israel had nothing to do with pay three What's the speech about it? Yeah, he's suspicious bitch. He sees back at him I'm not suspicious man. I'm not suspicious at all. You know, Teddy Roosevelt You just say that carry a fucking walrus back to him and yell at a bitch until she does what you say but so you so you got you got a psychic attack You know to feel pino Yeah, but you know, this is like when when you hear this term because I feel like some some terms actually I don't know if it's on purpose. They get they get ruined by the people saying that for example You know spiritual warfare when I hear that I think of like some mega church with like a pastor finger In the meth heads it's skin puncher ranch. We do spiritual warfare And you can quote us on that Yeah, we fight the gash tarqa man With our dick. Yeah, it's called the war room for a reason Because we're gonna put the back of him down put the back of him down. They're not ready. They're not even ready for you guys Yeah, but but yeah, I'm different kind of warfare But we put the back of him down as the song that I give you pause doesn't that make you feel like shit I kind of find how do you shield yourself from this sort of thing? I completely disconnect from it man like I like years years ago like five years ago. I should say I What was I researching? I was looking up what's called fetal magic in Mesopotamia is an academic patient. You should be on a list for that Yeah, it was strange man I you know, I'm trying to make connections again with hybridism and then this you feed a syndrome, which is the phenomenon known for oh I forgot dude, because what explain the thing about how far back this goes and how creepy it is The thing where you've been planted with the fetus and then they take it away from you at night. Yeah, the aliens People talk about it, but you know she's kind of older right? Isn't this that what's the difference between that and people who carry other people's babies It's like kind of some spiritual version Yeah, it's like creating a biological avatar for something else to inhabit And the missy fetus syndrome again is just another version Stolen again by ufology where they're like oh, man. We just came up with it. It's like 90 didn't that really existed this field entirely I can I mean I can from the name. I kind of get what it is, but can you explain missing fetus syndrome? Yeah, so there have been cases if you guys want you guys can look up dr. Carla Turner. She was an abductionist and researcher She documents some of this, but we're women are being taken uh From their bedrooms at night time and just in in even the daytime and they actually copulate With entities and they they end up having children now A lot of these fetuses just disappear and then they'll have gynecological issues like some kind of cancer or some of them have even actually With and got stomach surgery or you surgery in that area and there's still star tissue or there's something In the womb that would leave the surgeon to believe and the next thing you know nobody knows if Pete Davidson's black or white It's only that's where we are though, but people people like to say okay. That's a modern size not you know that that goes all the way back to the 16th century And what Curtis highlighting here is or cases where possession and pregnancy We're both present in the same woman And one of the earliest evenologist theorize or you pregnant by the entity you copulated with or you pregnant with it Has that energy transferred its consciousness into the fetus? It insulated you sounds like a moonshot. Oh It is exactly right and this look at this is so yeah This fun transference of consciousness. Yeah This is the knowledge that pecan brings to the clam bash of crews take that off the screen. Sorry They're showing images that I told do not that should not be online. Oh What do you know what second anyone watching this right now Erase this part from your computer. Yeah, but people that know do not screenshot that I don't understand what this means I don't know why they keep it up. Yeah, there's not my avatar if either you fuckers are trying to so please continue from People over here in the booth or wait, this is a moon child. Does it not the tale? Sound like a moonshot. Sorry. Doesn't this sound like moon child shit I'm trying to give birth at a certain point to draw something in that's gonna inhabit my kid right And it's a good vessel for that for the yeah, and in Peter Carroll gets into some of this with this red right The apropologist James Frazier records this where like an antiquity when the soldiers on the battlefield And this is just you know in theory at least But they believe that they could dispossess their own body and possess someone else that was living So if they were mortified they would just leave their body to possess someone else. So, was there some blood drinking, some martial blood drinking involved with that? Especially with these things? - Most likely, this is a form of necromancy, and this is like I created a field called necromanatics, 'cause these are the beings that I've been researching for the longest time. My point though is that they would dispossess their own body and possess someone else. So, the idea would be that you would prolong your own existence. And so, when you look at possession through that lens, it kind of reframes a lot of what we're experiencing and witnessing. I mean, I don't know how much you want me to do this, Nick, but I ramble a lot. - I do think there's a ramble. - No, so long, please. (laughing) - So marching can ramble. - Yeah. - Right, right. So, with respect to possession, you know, especially here, the state has been dominated by the Vatican and Catholic. - Cases. - I know, they have the best early on in my. - They're lawyers. - Right, when I got through that research. (laughing) - No, go ahead. - Well, I just thought that, okay, the concept of possession was severely limited because it's not all horns and hooves. Like, if you go into softy Israel right now, they've had cases where entities were solving their own murders. - Like, Jennifer Gleviewicz series, where she's, is that her? - Yeah. - I can't get you to solve my murder. - Very, really strange stuff. And I thought that like, you know, the Vatican had weird cases. But like in Israel, like with the B. Luke phenomenon, they had cases where an entity possesses a man, a person possesses a man, I guess. And he starts to tell the actresses, look, this is who killed me. They, you know, this guy stabbed me to death and all this. And he goes, here's his address. And then the actresses goes to the police department or the authorities. They go to the address of the murder and knock on the door. The murderer opens the door, starts trying confesses to the murder and says, I'm glad you're here because his ghost would not stop haunting. - Wow. - So that's when my framework kind of expanded and I had to look at the data and not so much the dogma that I inherited in my youth, you know? - Well, DeBouc means a clinger, which I love, like a body-theading, if you will. - Yeah. - Ooh, right? And I've got one for you guys. - Yeah, what do you got? - You'll love us. - Okay, the correct definition, there's two definitions I should say of the DeBouc. One is to attach or to cling. And the other one is the impregnation of the dead in the bodies of the living. - DeBouc. - That's body hopping. - There we go. Now we're dealing with the transmigration of souls where this is why, again, they're self-replicating, at least in necromanics, my framework. - That's why they love the Tibetan thing. They love the Tibetan thing where you pick out where you're going to come out again and all that, that's the whole goal. What do you mean self-replicating? Like, there's a kind of ghost mitosis or something where they could, like. - Well, if you're inbred enough, I bet your blood's good enough to carry me. If you get an organ transplant of somebody, this is like a, it's actually wild the things are documented with that. Where that, oh, you told me the guy married, so he gets to live or something, or a kidney. - We got a heart. - Yeah. - That's a little on the nose. - And I, but I'm not positive about this, but I'm pretty sure not only did he take on personality traits of, and this happens with transplants. - There we go. But I believe that he killed himself. I'm not positive about that, but I might have been. - 'Cause they divorced or something, right? - Well, I think that he, that, I'm not sure, but I think the heart was from a suicide, and then he committed suicide. Like, it's just a bad heart. - Bad heart? Yes, and if it's in the case I'm thinking of, he started smoking or something, his entire, like, language preference changed, his fights, like the things he enjoyed as promised. - And also, when you read about fecal transplants, it's the same thing. You get the athlete shit rammed into your bottle, which you will get that on our cruise. Okay, pick up your baculum, dip it in the, in the barrel, and I take a hit of champion. (laughing) - We have jars. (laughing) - Yes, jars, it's not barrels, but. - And then, yeah. - And then we fought you, we fought you into a jar. - It's a mystery barrel. - We own you. It's better than we pass through. - But yeah, I mean, what you're talking about, it's like, we already, there's a physiological version of this. - There's no cold surgery. - It's a heart, it's shit. - Yo, you get a tendon or something of a sorcerer. In fact, somebody I know, shit, I won't say who, this is, we get too secretive on this mystery, but it's a mystery podcast. (laughing) But, yeah, somebody that I'll tell you after, who their friend went missing, 'cause he was gonna get some weird surgery to get a piece of a, some fucking proving sorcerer putting his body, and he died, but that's the purpose of it, is to take on parts of their power. - Yeah. - But the thing that it's necromancy is the biggest part of it. Just think of all the ways the trillionaire class wants to cheat death and live on and on, and the fucking maniac things they've gotten up to, in the billions of years of the universe, it must be fucking nuts. - Okay, question for both of you. Are you guys organ donors on your driver's license? - Whether you like it or not, you will be, buddy. - What, I thought you could add down. - Sometimes whether you think that, sometimes whether you sometimes you're not dead. Remember when they said China was doing that? - Yes. - It turns out it was going on here. - No, not here. - Right after when R.F.K. One of the last things Vermont Santo made him do whatever, that was one of the last things it was brought up. And it, no, there's a real report on it, the organ, in fact, talk to Amy Shank or the comic. This sounds made up what I'm gonna tell you. But in New York, they had a rash of organ harvestings of people, and she almost had that happen to her. And I go, what the fuck? The story is crazy. - She almost got harvested. - In New York, and so I go home and look it up. It's in regular news. This is during COVID. But it was like late at night and these two black chicks and it was weird tall white guy following her to un-stops. And the chicks were dressed like FedEx or UPS or something. - Fuck. - The UPS thing is the worst. - Why do she think those were organ harvesters? - Well, they got to get that, it's a plausible reason to have a cooled case of organs. All right, look, I have no idea. But I'm speaking of organ harvesting. I gotta go take a shit out of here. - It's a murky provenance. We'll put it that way. By the way, we always say we're shitting over pee and fail. - We're not out of shit, dude. - I want you to know when that actually shitting. (laughing) - Yeah, right. - No, I'm done. - Yeah. - What? Cut out that he's really shitting. Go that out. Hey, you guys have got that out. Would I pick up this baculum? Dude, I've got a walrus, can I tell you the secret though? It's I, oh, there you go. That's me, that's me. Geesh, Geesh beer, sir. Actually, winning a debate with Candizoans. Great job. Dude, I have a replica, it's a replica walrus baculum. Actually, it's not a real walrus baculum. A real walrus baculum costs like $2,500, dude. And I've looked into it. - Do you know what a walrus baculum is, Nathaniel? - No, I do not. - It's the dickbone of a walrus. We had Juan, the foremost among cuologists that we know of on the show. He actually is, you know the Libra Vique, the book of cows that disgusting fucking, it's like how to make a weird Pokemon with your giz and animal abuse. And there's one copy of Cambridge. Juan knows all about it. We had him on the talk and about it. Anyway, he brought up that they had walrus penis swords, the Inuits did, they had weapons because dude, the bone looks crazy. When you see this, when this comes on, you see what this looks like, the right reproduction, it looks fucking nuts. It's curved too, like you get picked up a lot of, you know? Like this is really a horrific hit with a walrus baculum. - Yeah, like the walrus had an issue or something. No, it looks like it didn't have no issues to me. It looks like it's curved for her pleasure if you catch my drift. Fuck it, how's the dancer? - We've hit two hours, but have you seen this thing about the body's museum? - Oh yeah, it's a lot of guys that were caught farting at the Olympics when they were in China. - Yeah. - Now the plan frisbee football forever. Okay, why? The body's exhibit? Oh yeah, they were found to be like some missing persons in other verified bodies at the museum that they were using. - Okay, yeah, I remember that. Wait, wait, wait, okay. So, let me tell you, the race of necromancers thing, because I think there's something to that. I think there's something to say. Because Dibbix are a demon, but they're not fallen angels in that lore that they are, deceased humans. So, there's something to that, man, where the dead want to cling to the living as parasites in some way or some part of them, you know? And a lot of people made a lot of weird preparations if you look at history, when they go to the next life, everybody from the pharaohs to the fucking Zodiac Killer, all have made these weird preparations for their have to life. Right? - Yeah. - Yeah, the Zodiac Killer especially. Yeah, and I'll see what you think. crazier, and this gets back to the attachment center on the hitchhiker effect. Again, it's just repackaging of ancient phenomenon where like in the only pictorial tradition that we have on the debug is a man with a skeleton attached to his back. So what is that? I think you know what that is? That's that anime with the giants. What the fuck is it called? Attack on Titan. You know, that's attack on Titan, the fun. I don't know why so much Japanese anime has this deep occult lore in it from everything from Pokemon to this. But that's what those Titans, it's like a parasitic spine or like that old disemprace movie, the tingler. I heard fucking child's play. Wasn't Chuckie? Chuckie was a like the like Chuckie was a vessel like that guy with the Barbie doll. Yeah, and Chuckie was Chuckie will get you like you could be anywhere like you could be in bed and then Chuckie come up with a nod. So that is great. That's that looks like our entire foreign policy is based on this picture right here. That's like that's something that's pretty good. So that's a debuk. No, what is this picture of? Yes. Skeleton hauler. This is the debit. Yeah, that you know, people do grave soaking and that's in the town mode and then these grave soaking. There's also a whack job at an AR Christians that were doing it. What is grave soaking? Well, you at least sleep on the grave of righteous man and soak up all his fucking grave juices, I guess. We're going to be doing that on the cruise as well. He's in soaking also the Mormon whatever fumping. Sometimes we're going to be doing some soaking. We're going to be doing some baculum riding. So you go and lay on a grave and absorb a good man's energy. I didn't know you could do that. So can eats in it. Oh, that's a fucking how to fuck. Oh, then you jump on the bed. I don't know if that's true. It's like the hole in the sheet story. See, I don't think you fully answered like, you know, you're saying you disconnect from this stuff, but one thing I worry about you and Curtis, you know, you all metal in these things and you don't even realize you're meddling just the intellectual exploration opens you up. Yeah, come get some baculum, I say. I protect myself. How? You approach with the craziest things I've ever heard. Are you serious? How do I protect myself? Yeah, how? Are you really want to know? I think that's the goal of this cruise. Yeah, well, you'll find out on the cruise. I'm not going to tell you now. Here's what we will tell you though, the ultimate 33 degree knowledge. We'll just give you that upfront. We're not like the others. I just think having some, this what again, with all due respect. I'm going to tell you the 33 degree knowledge. The thing I want to know we're going to save for the cruise. Don't say it on the fucking show. A hole is a hole. Don't cut that out. Are you fucking kidding me? Hey, let me tell you what manly people say. No one's going to subscribe to that tier. If you can suck your own dick, that's immortality. That makes you an aura. That is true. Okay. And if you want to learn how to get the tank, you need to do that. That's why you need the mystery boys handbag your crew. See, Metzger is a cultural because he knows I'm right. You and Metzger, open yourself up to forces that you cannot protect yourself from just by disconnecting. It doesn't matter. You can't disconnect from from Ebola. You could you walk through a village where everyone's got hemorrhagic fever. They're like you can read about Ebola. What? You can read about Ebola. I know, but there's a difference because the stuff like you said earlier, look at this sigil. It manifests. You look at Ebola. It doesn't manifest. If you want to get Ebola blood, you have to go to the fucking villages. Do you think I want to go to those villages? It's expensive. Yeah, that's why you got to go to our Patreon because we're not going there for free. You can get Ebola blood on our Patreon. We will send vials autographed. But the to get to my point is I'm serious. You guys don't you either you believe this or you don't. And if you land in between don't you feel like you're putting yourself in some kind of peril? If what? If you I believe in Jesus Christ. I'm cool. I don't know about the rest of you. I maybe try to use Buddhism. I'm good luck to you. I'm good luck. Buddhist. Good luck. All right. Now that's an improvement. I don't believe in love because I believe in Christ. I guess that's it. Like you're I get a free phone call. I know I do. Well, that's optimistic. There's a lot of people. All of us are I get a free phone call to Jesus. And if we look at everything as we should as purely in exchange of energy for our future currencies and way of life. Oh, would you like to do this? That's this much energy to do it. Right. Right. You know, we should be nickel and diamond universe. Obviously that's the main thing that we've learned. Yeah. Yes. Even based on the principles of looks maxing. Yes. The iron clad principles of that. It's iron clad. It's as hard and firm as a walrus' baculum in your hand. Just your hand. Put it down. You change when you hold it. You want to hold it? You want to hold it? Yeah. Look at this fuck. You think Candace Owens wants to face that? I think there's a yeah. Oh, I know. You're talking about a demon. A demon named Candace. Fucking Owens. But we know we do a demons. We have a baculum. So we know how you protect yourself. Hey, blow the show far because this bitch is about to lose. You protect yourself with a strong belief in Jesus and a powerful baculum. Nathaniel, how do you protect yourself? Are you Christian? Do you say Christian prayers? Yeah. Protect yourself. I have. Yeah. My tradition is definitely Christian. But here's okay. So here's how the phenomenon works. Number one, it's not predictable. So this is not like, you know, it's not a guaranteed thing. But whenever, again, whenever I trip over, I feel it. I sense it. And I just back off of the research. I'll shut everything down. It's cool. My lecture, my lectures, my interviews. Yeah. And I'll do a fact, I think. All right. I'll I fly out to Rhode Island. I go to federal Hill for a week. That's pretty fun. I eat as much dude. I eat as much pasta as I can. I don't know. It's not like the Florida Rhode Island to do it. That is fat as shit. I'm flying to Peter Griffiths country to do to eat pasta. That's what I do, man. That's the mole. I mean, that's probably the most secretive knowledge of all that we just gained right now. Yeah. No doubt. It's he's pasta, you know, but that's what I do. And it's something that my colleague and I that we practice, you know, I mean, if he gets too close, it does the same thing. You guys, you go and you go and you go and you go and you fast. No, he says he eats pasta to protect himself from demons. Wait, no for no. Okay. You got me with that. I'm not that clear. But hey, I'm in just off the first line. Don't get me wrong. But what I'm saying, what you stop talking about the shit because that is a fast. You're not met. You're not talking about it. You're not dealing with it. Oh, I see. Yeah. And so even fasting in all the traditions or the fasting is like, there's something with parasites. That red headed guy that I mean, I did talk about him being a ginger and I had a Paul, I believe his name is and you wrote a book about the definitely look like clowns. Yeah. And I pointed out that ginger is kind of do look like, but look, fair enough. The dude talked about parasites. And there is actually a lot of weird gnostics scriptures where somebody coughs up a fucking parasite, you know, from Christ healing them. Yeah. There's something with that. If you understand that an organ transplant could could transfer the reception of some consciousness broadcast. I'll bet parasites do. Well, I mean, this is this is this is one of the ways that like this is the next level form of gene editing, right? Is they they give you a virus that recodes parts of your body in ways that are more receptive to like certain medicines. Yeah, we want to give you a virus called mystery coin. It's a crypto and the more mysteries, the more valuable mystery bill. Okay, and give us your fucking money for it. And don't ask so many questions. You need any questions, what you need is the feel of a vacuum in your hand or in on mystery. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're plugging into our compound on Jared Lito Island. Yeah, well, don't you don't you think that like the AI is sort of like the last phase of some kind of long form summoning ritual to create a vessel within which these things can go with. Such as the energy because we've got to be annoying to possess. You know what I mean? Like it's annoying to have to hitch a ride on a fucking human being. Not me. I'm fucking awesome. Yeah. I can feel certain power above me right now working this back here. I'm backing forth. Look, just itching. That thing is really getting to your head, dude. No, there's nothing wrong with it. Look at your eyes. You can't see your eyes right now. Look in your eyes. You never get this. Probably the most precious thing. I own my whole life if I had if I had to put into words. Get that. I ripped it out of a fucking wall. That's what you do on the cruise. This is the main thing. I'm glad smart chain is here for this because when you're on that cruise, the clan basher cruise of mystery boys, we're going to stop off in Walters country. You will be it's impensive. You will be expected to rip the bacula amount of a walrus is cock. So let me tell you what that entails. Oh, easy, you say. Easy. Nobody says easy. Nobody's like that's easy. It's not well. Not if you don't arouse the walrus first. That's the fucking catch. You're going to have to arouse the baculum out of the walrus. That's when it's time to go hungry. Give it as a form of conjuring, a form of energy. We're gonna teach you the right things to say to all of us to get make it have an erection so you can harvest You get a walrus hard through talking to it Or you do after one cruise on the mystery boat. Oh Fuck that's but you never said how you rip it out. I you you just said you say we're in our inner core the throat fuckers Yeah You're gonna learn extra way to take down a walrus if you know what I'm saying But how do you get it out you get it hard and then what oh, that's a we're not giving me that out for free That's the that's the million dollar question isn't it pecan. Yeah. I've been wondering that for years Okay, I can just get him hard look we got a wrap up because honestly I have got hard holding this back You're hard right now and are you actually early hard because I'm fucking rock hard I'm hard as a walrus baculum at a hot summer day On a mystery boys crews as some people come out and just pull the fucking bone out of that thing What that sounds it lays back on its belly. It knows it's inevitable. Just go ahead and debone my dick right now That's what you're gonna learn Tanner Well, thank you for that man. Thank you for that image. Thank you for that. Okay. Thank you Jesus Smart Shane AKA Nathaniel Gillis. Thank you so much and you stay safe out there these things are no joke And watch what happens to you tonight God Amen. I brother. Thanks. Oh, well, thank you. Yeah, see you Okay Magnet Patrus back hula mosa has as of as that should though that means though It's like the you know the magnet major the yeah, of course. It's the divine uncle Well, we covered a lot of ground here and we just want to say we do not endorse ripping back Elums out of wall right no that it's had nothing to do with endorsement. It's just a We do it. We don't endorse it. We live that's who we are Well, you think we just set out to rip the dick bones out of walrus is on a fucking cruise I don't care what you think you dump piece of shit. I'm ripping that one. That's a reason where where we are and you're right over there So come on the cruise. Don't be over there. Be over here Look at a walrus. You think it wants a dickbone? No When you go up to an animal and you hold up the bone of its of its species cock and it's fucking He worships you fish eating face. They know you're it's god. I'm a god of all walrus right now. Yeah, it's no joke If I hit a walrus in the face with one of his peoples his culture's dick bones Do you think a walrus is gonna not obey me because you know baby if I took your dickbone hitting the fucking face with it Which we will do on that cruise and here's a fun fact Did you know that Texas toothpicks or raccoon dick bones? I did know that. That's when I first loomed Mountain man toothpicks. That's right or a coon dick toothpick You're out in the woods and you're lost find a raccoon and rip its dick off You're my friend. Get you the shit out of your teeth. My friend's dad my friend Shane when I was a kid not Shane Gilles or smart Shane. Gilles. Damn Gilles, but just some other guy named Shane. His dad had a coon dick toothpick He would call it and I was a kid and I was like I had no idea animals had dick bones. Well, I had no idea people used a toothpick more than once Later when I got older there was a gangster in my neighborhood named dickbone that kind of ran the hip-hop scene That's why I never went into that as far as I should have. Wow look. That's cheap too 1895 One two three six. That's six raccoon dicks for just damn three dollars each. That's a deal I'm packing them just to pick the pussy hair out of my back. You Thanks for tuning in thanks for watching you guys Picking the pussy out of my baggy loom. I'm began Hey, let's sign out properly. Oh wait, let's sign out. Hey Geesh lover boy method and I'm pecan and you Just got the shit beat out of your pussy with a walrus dickbone. We'll see you on the island. Fuck you bitch Tell me why you love ghost girl ghost in me left me with a mess. She kissed my mouth and she slipped clean through a ghost girl ghost In me, and I'm still chasing you And I'm still chasing you You

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