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Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast for today's guest. We have Judeon welcoming Thanks for coming For today's co-host we have Mike welcoming Mike So can you pull your your mic close to you and then introduce yourself of course and all that one for those who might not know you was Good y'all my name is Judeon aka the Marcus cousins the third and I'm just a black guy would be here. So your father is that basketball player? He's that a joke or how does that? No, no, no, no, so the Marcus cousins. That's my grandfather. So I'm the Marcus cousins the third Okay, he's the first and then my dad's the second. Yeah, I like that. It's a good distinction because I was a little bit confused How can people tell the difference between you Kaisen ad and LeBron James and the rest of them? Well, it's hard for me and LeBron James because we both have messed up hairlines, but yeah, you know Kaisen ad I think you know Just the hair the hair. I think that's really just what about the rest of them Like all the other who's the rest of them? You can infer from those three people what they have in common I mean you can eliminate hairline because of Kai But tattoos like do you have any no, so that's one thing. That wouldn't work And I really don't know like I guess big personalities on the internet black people Sometimes it's confusing not because I'm a racist just because my eyesight isn't good So people think I'm a racist because I'll get them confused now and then really but a vast Minority of the time it actually is confusion. Oh, man. I would hate to have you What a lineup of black people bands on this and we'll go to jail Well, I would just say they're all guilty because the odds are even if they didn't commit that crime. They did another one Dang, I ain't controversial. Yeah, and what do you think what do I think? What would you do if you were in that position? Well, definitely. I mean if I was in that position, you know, I would report the right guy, you know What if you saw a guy coming to crime. He steals food very skinny guy He steals just hot food from Walmart. They ask you to identify him You know which guy it is and then on the side of him is a gangster You can tell he's a gangster because he's holding a gun in one hand Okay, and the two human heads in the other. Oh, dude. You say he's irresponsible. Okay, so a dude that stole food or a gangster with two heads But they're asking you to identify the man. That sounds more. I mean holding two heads. That sounds more cartel You know, are we sure we got no, but he's black not Mexican. He's black. I mean, I don't know too many gangsters out of decapitating heads like that Well, maybe he found them in the trash can. I mean if he's not gonna tell okay, so then wouldn't he be innocent like Let's assume he's guilty of killing them where he got the head. Maybe he's a he thinks he's Mexican I don't know what to tell you, but what would you doing that case? Would you identify the right guy? Man, you know, I think I would just have to ask myself, you know, why am I in this situation? Why am I even in this lineup for a dude that stole food from the store? It's not like I worked there You know definitely they saw you on camera. Oh, they saw me on camera I want to be hard to like tell who was who so there was no other black people in the store Well, then I'm getting like a commissioner. So who can he can figure it out like I'm still for something Oh, cuz he clearly has to be good at it. I mean, yeah, that would be a pretty Pretty bad when most NBA players are black. That's why I'm saying he needs to be good at it. Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah I never thought of it like that if you get me to be the commissioner of the NBA I would just start handing out fines. It would be a big controversy. You just hand out fines. Why just wouldn't know who to do it to oh Oh, so innocent people begin it fine. Exactly. I would be doing it to the wrong people and I don't want to mess up and give somebody a fine because I think they're They're wrong guy because they're black in my eyesight. He's bad. You see what I mean because I'm not a racist like that Okay, now I feel that. Yeah, I mean, I guess Luke will be chilling. Oh Luca and you all kitchen the rest of the good guys would be okay Oh the good guys and you mentioned that thing you have on your head That I didn't mention it, but it's a du-ray. No, you did you said because we have bad hairlines You and LeBron But this is this is my du-ray is that for your hairline isn't it supposed to help it? I mean you would think but you know mine's gone is it supposed to deceive people into thinking you have hair? Well, no, no, you know people just assume it's supposed to actually help your hair But you know when you you don't give your hair enough sunlight, but you don't have any I don't so then why do you wear it to make people think you do have hair under there? Yeah, yeah, is that actually the reason yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, no. Yeah, doesn't work as well when you're famous and you open with I don't have any hair Yeah, yeah, you know what if we can just edit that part out. Okay. Okay. I appreciate you Are you not concerned that you may catch a predator one day and as a thank you for exposing them? They will blow your face off. Oh You know, you know, I mean I would hope it's the other way around You know as a thank you, you know, they would blow their face off first But I mean, you know if I get you know they might do that, but they'll take you with them At least that's what I would do if I got caught really really I mean do you ever get worried that you'll get your face blown off? You know like what all the trolling you do to people? No, because people have something to lose if they attack me if you catch a predator, you're really ruining their lives If I upset somebody because I'm talking so you're saying famous people can't do crimes because they have something to lose I'm saying even if I accidentally upset somebody when I'm trying to actually make them super happy and they attacked me or Killed me even they would have something to lose because their life isn't over once you get exposed as a pet Your life is effectively over. Oh your life is effectively over. Yeah I'm gonna show our Kelly, you know, then you still got a like a 20-year stretch before you go to jail But how old was the girl they she was like When he peed on her so is that really that bad? I feel like that's not one of the most severe cases I mean, that's that's really bad. Yeah, I peen on the But we don't know how old he was what if he was only like he was like in his 30s. No, he married a He married a f***ing girl when he was when he was f***ing no, no, no, he was like either late 20s early 30s when he married a How's that even allowed? Million dollar question. He's probably 90s. How about this? You're a religious man. Yes, sir So why don't we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was marrying a f***ing year old for tax purposes for tax purpose What would be the benefit of marrying a f***ing girl? There's a ton of benefits for of marrying someone for tax purposes. No, I'm saying what would be the tax benefit of marrying a f***ing Road. Oh, maybe she was just the one willing to do it either for the cheapest price or for free to help him out Maybe it's a family friend. I mean, maybe got groomed, you know got groomed in the marriage for tax purposes See what I'm saying these guys probably innocent after all they're trying to take him down because he's a successful black man Crazy am I wrong? Yes, no Do you feel sympathy for p**** because they can't control it similar to gay people? Oh That's a good one. That's a good one But man, this is a great setup man. You got a nice thing going on. Let's keep the conversation going with that question and then we'll get back to my beautiful set up Yes, you know what you know what crazy thing about it is you know I think your hair would look good. We're brave to know honesty. No, no, let's get back to that one about the sympathy I know we'll talk about my hair after we talk. You see I think the thing about sympathy is, you know You can't help it, you know, you know Sometimes we catch people and we get sympathy, but you know, it's over here like, you know, you're doing a bad thing So you got to go out of jail, but you know, it's easy. You could say the same for gay people You can say the thing you could say the same for a lot of things, but more specifically with, you know, p**** You know Definitely when these people are acting on it that could hurt real chill, you know, oh, I'm not saying they're they're Their actions are good. I'm just saying don't you feel bad for them? Maybe don't want to call the police because they can't control it. Well, then if I didn't call the police I wouldn't be doing my job, man, you know We'll be the point if you do an interview with me, but we don't talk on the mic, you know That's actually a great idea I like that idea so we can try both of those because I'm just trying to get some of these people off I'm trying to become a lawyer. Oh, you're trying to be Jayoma. Yeah, why are you while you're hearing Houston? You should do an interview with Jayoma. Is he in Houston? He is And your friends with him. Yeah, I could call him right after this, but doesn't that kind of You know coincide with your job because he's a criminal defense lawyer. Yeah Well, the thing is is you know our cases are so Cut and dry where you know, we get the dudes to the mid on camera I like to think we could even make it to where Jayoma can't even get our guys off that we catch, but But he's still defending them whether or not he wins is a separate point You see I actually changed my opinion on criminal defense lawyers because you dislike to them Before I did I thought they were scummy and stuff, but recently I had to attempt the court Charge on me. I was looking at up to six months in jail and you know Well, you know what they say about lawyers what they're never slimy and they're always honest You you hate you hate the lawyers you need one Yeah, you know my lawyers do wish actually. Yeah, no shit. You're you have money If you were poor, I would and you said that I'd be shocked Do you know anybody that can clean my window at a red light? I've been looking for weeks Oh, man, I said just drive around Houston. You'll definitely find somebody I haven't found anybody yet and my windows are dirty And I really need to give somebody 50 dog. I don't see a car outside when I pulled up here. So what are you? What are we right now drive? Okay, so how are we gonna pull up to a red light? You mean what I mean like an uber heading over? Oh, see what a light Oh, so you're gonna pay for it? I've just been looking for one of those guys You just been looking for because they're hustlers their hustlers. Yeah, they are good to go in business with you. Are they not ah? I don't know about going in business with but you know definitely helping out support in you know, I definitely can rock with that so you would give them money Are you throwing up in your mouth almost almost, but the thought of our Kelly being Justifiably putting gel in his whole life. Oh, no, our Kelly definitely is poor our Kelly. He's definitely where he belongs You know, he's out of jail. I think right mine was telling him no, but it's by any other jail. No, he's telling jail I think he's out of jail. He's right where he belongs out of jail I think he's what actually did he actually if I'm not mistaken What did he do wrong they didn't even expose him for anything? They'll try to take down all these powerful black men did he our Kelly Epstein Epstein's black in the heart. I Do agree I do think he had a black heart Is it true that you quit pranks after one of them resulted in a man taking his life? We haven't even had a pred catch have a man take his life, so I don't think any more pranks that a man no But one of the prank they just not the pred catch the we've never had anybody that we prank take their life Nobody knows about this. It's like I can cut it out if you need nobody took their life What okay, tell me what the prank was that made them take their life was it me sleeping at the WMBA game? No, no, that one just that one was insulting the WMBA which I liked because nobody wants to watch that shit Hey, you know what's funny about the WMBA game? We actually did it three times the first time I Went it was actually when Brittany Griner remember you know Brittany got there. She just got out of jail in Russia and it was her first game back and I Another innocent black man. They tried to lock up. Oh But she had a you know she got locked up for the weed, so I bought court side seats and I pulled up with a Putin shirt Okay, and it had like a weed symbol behind it and I was gonna do the sleeping at the WMBA game prank there But you know what's crazy what I genuinely enjoyed that game like really I had so much fun It was actually very entertaining and I didn't do it there So I just waited like a couple months and I did somewhere it's interesting So actually because I never watched a game. I could be completely wrong Is it kind of like watching people who are so bad eat something it becomes more interesting than the pros? Because the pros are all tactical. They have all these technicals the women are just throwing the ball like full-court and one time it goes in You know, um at least that game I went to was more entertaining than Shake gildress out with Xander game. I'll say that I don't like him. You don't like him. No, it's cuz he's Canadian. Yeah Would you rather have unlimited chicken, but no watermelon or unlimited watermelon, but no grape soda Why not unlimited watermelon, but no chicken Because I wanted to include another one in there. It was between grape soda and cool aid So it's easy the only foods I can eat forever Or just like a bud. Oh, just for you can eat other food, but you still get a I don't know what do you not understand here? Did I say anything about not having other food? No, I'm just curious. No, no You know, I can't we throw some other things in there, you know like candy am's, you know You guys sounding a big salmon dude Cricut fingers stuff like that. They did a skit about that key and peel What what did key and peel say but all the crazy stuff you guys eat? Oh, you talk about like What were you from? I'm from Los Angeles. No, like like what you're in your nationality. Oh, I'm German. You're German Yeah, we'd like I feel like you're like someone middle eastern No, everybody gets that confused because my hair looks a little bit different from the average German But actually I'm German we'd like snitches like pork chops. Yeah, yeah, so like if you were those hot dog things if you were a Occupied Germany. You think they could be chilling over there. I Mean they might they might have some suspicions, but once uh once I showed them my my brain I guess then they would they would know Once I give him a piece of my mind. Ah, I'm sure they would want a piece of your mind. Yeah. Yeah, and what do you mean by that like that? That German doctor who literally pulled people's minds apart and then Do I mean their brain? I mean, I don't know man. You say you said you'll fit in do you think I wouldn't what are you implying to me? Are you saying I'm Jewish? I mean are you circumcised? That's a that's a personal question. What's the relation there? I was just asking Do you follow the teachings of Jesus or can it co-planned? Isn't that like the mega pastor that's the mega pastor with the planes with the planes? Yeah, that's crazy definitely whoa What is who what is that in there? Oh, I brought a gift for you. I like I've been seeing it boo I've been thinking it was like just the air. No, what is in there? I'm a wonderful gift for you. What is Pretty heavy what yeah, you need help like a bunch of diamonds I get from me. I'm trying to give you a gift. You won't even accept it from me. There Why are you throwing what I gave you on the floor not a dispel? Are you open it? He's where you don't need to want it. Yeah A diamond they did much as worse. I'm sure I forgot like how you fit a human being in here Do you want something you want your gift? You get ready for me. Why can't you open your gift? I have to open it That's the wrong zip Yeah, okay, I'm just literally a white dude Oh shit, how you get double lawful two chocolate chips two eggs scrambled in a domarico steak place sure Well, you're like you're in this hot in there. Are you good? Who's in there? Nobody's in there How long you been in there for actually feel bad they have you in there the whole time? Did you pay him good for this who's in there? What's your name y'all Y'all like it is steaming here. We've been here for like 30 minutes already I don't even know how long he was in here before like this is some real you showed up like 45 minutes late I did you had him in there, but even before I got here your gift. Yeah, yeah Dang, you know what die me to worth a weighing Open my gift all the way. Yeah, do whatever you like with it. It's not my you show anymore Oh, and he had dreams on oh My gosh y'all he is Do you like your gift? I love it. I just wish I knew what to call it. What's the name of it? 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Yeah, but their pranks are fake though No, Vitaly wasn't jailing like the Philippines for like two years But that wasn't a that he wasn't pranking he was pranking that no he was pranking them He went in McDonald's and then he's not funny what he did to harrak it harassed innocent workers He said isn't that funny isn't it funny and they're not even being paid a lot and they're in another country and he's a foreigner just disrespecting them That's really funny I mean, I'll be a hypocrite, you know, I used to do the same thing. Oh, did you yeah? I thought you were one of those catchers If some racies are worse behaved than others does that mean heaven has more white people than black? It's a big tinker question You know the Bible says in Revelation that there's gonna be a mixed multitude in heaven So you know, we're gonna have to just wait and see but based off the earth that we're living in because that is true I'm sure there's some of them up there I don't think that deserves a fist bump. Why not? If someone is trying to become famous is messaging Jody on pretending to meet a cheat code It's someone trying to become famous. Yes So they're not really a They just want to meet you and get on YouTube. Well, I mean, I feel like that's pretty stupid I feel like anybody that goes on if you post on Tik Tok eventually you can go viral. I've seen little babies Post a Tik Tok by accident go viral and I've seen all people post Tik Toks and go viral. So kind of make a counterpoint Yeah, you can post on limited times on Tik Tok and as long as you're not shadow bands You will probably go viral at some point, but it'll probably be easily forgotten But if you do this method, you'll be remembered. You'll be remembered. Well Yeah, you'll be remembered for a pretty bad thing, but you're not doing it. You know, you're not actually trying to meet a You're trying to meet your deon. You know, we've had multiple people say that when we catch them You know, why the police? One dude we caught Hit me with that saying that he knew it was me and guess how long he got He got a chocolate double waffle and two eggs scrambled in a demonic steak, please with 10 years on the side 10 years Yeah, 10 years, but he was just trying to meet you. You got a fan 10 years in jail. I got my friends 10 years in jail You don't feel bad for him. Nope, you know, I hear what you should interview him, man I could tell you what prison he's at and uh, yeah, where is he? He's at TDC J This is disgusting. You know, I hear all of these stories about celebrities treating their fans bad and saying no to pictures I never heard one sending their fan to jail for 10 years. Hey, don't try to meet a No, he was trying to meet you. You're like 35 Minus 10 years. Oh, you're 25. Yeah Well, still you're way above. I mean, how old was the guy? I think he was like 27 28. You don't think it's reasonable for a 28 year old man to want to meet a celebrity who's 25 He's a fan of you don't think it's reasonable for a 28 year old man to try to be the celebrity but while trying to meet that celebrity He's talking to what he thinks of the girl And then traveling over to go meet her. What if he only sent those photos to meet you and he knew that he wasn't actually sent How many how many of your fans are sending you pictures to meet you? Well, I'm not a predator catcher. So none. So nah, yeah, but you're in a different position than me And you know what but You know what's crazy. So he's trying to meet me. So he talks to a random Person that at first he doesn't know their age But he all this he knows is me assuming. I think the person I doesn't mean this guy is into smartest person alive with a wealth of knowledge in their brain That he's telling them that this is you or somebody is the smartest man on the world He's got to be in the judo you on video and got 10 years in prison So now he gets to sleep for free eat for free exactly Really? He's like Einstein. You just put Einstein in jail think about that. Hey man, and Einstein created the nuclear bomb I'll send you some of my decoy accounts and you can get the Would you want to you know, no? I'm hoping that one day I'll be caught by your decoy account so I can meet you and go viral on YouTube Oh, you want to go viral? Yes Well, it's because about your 18 I got a couple decoys If you ever hit up, you know, but we've we've got it 19 year olds before What precautions are you taking to make sure your roof doesn't collapse on you while you're sleeping? What precautions? Yeah, you know, I'm having an annual termine inspections I'm having mole inspection all for the purpose of making sure of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah Doesn't that seem ridiculous that you're spending so much money when that probably has never happened to anybody in a first world country? You know, you just never can know, you know what I mean? That's true because it's kind of in your instincts to need to get that checked out because of where you guys are from I feel that, but you know, just how society is today, you know You're talking to Mike. He didn't say anything to you. No, but you know what I mean like just how it is today, man You always got to be prepared for the worst you feel me Do you think mr. Peeb will sue me if I create a soda called mr. Pob? Mr. Peeb will they sue me man what mr. Peeb sue you, man. That's like a Texas thing. I really don't know Mike, you know Maybe I could definitely see that happening Your co-host is kind of trying to get into conversation. I'm trying to be involved here. He's been talking to you for the past 25 minutes You don't talk this much You See, I don't want to hurt Mike anymore, so I'm gonna have to I'm not to talk to him Mike. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go well for you, huh? I will punish Mike for your wrong doings. We don't live in a world with justice Sorry, Mike Was that a good move on your end you just got Mike punished brutally Back to mr. Peeb mr. Peeb. I'm a more of a doctor pepper guy. Will they sue me if I make a soda call mr. Pob? Mr. Pob Yeah, probably not What would you do if you caught your own father trying to meet a 20 year old girl? What would I do yes? I mean, I don't think I have to worry about that. You know, my father's happily married father's hypothetical of course I'm not saying it's likely you're trying to imply that he would I'm just curious where your actions would send you Well, I mean it'll be really hard because he barely knows how to use a phone I get that it's not likely for another reason, but I'm just saying I need to know what what would you do? Would you tell him to go to jail? Would you call the police when I tell him to go to jail? You know definitely, you know like definitely would have a stronger deal on your my son If it wasn't for me you wouldn't even be around here. How can you send me to jail? Yeah, I feel that man, you know But you know we catch fans dads all the time he goes, yeah, but I'm your father not a random fan or dad I know you sent your best your biggest fan to jail for 10 years, but I'm your own father. I mean it's a blood We actually got a life sentence coming up soon for your father For a part we caught and if you caught your father would you want him to get a life sentence what? I wanted to get a life sentence. Yeah, well my dad's pretty old, so it probably would be a life sentence. It's a little nasty Yeah, you ever seen the blues clues? No book One that the the real love guy had you want to play this game again? Shouldn't we give everybody age so only the strong survive? Well, wouldn't nobody survive No, there's a ton of people with age that survive look at magic John Clearly he figured out some well, he's a magic. He's some wizards, so I guess he doesn't really count right? Yeah, you know magic Johnson Charlie Sheen Who some other people We lost some people lost Freddie Mercury. Well, that's what I'm saying we can root out the ones who will not survive and then this will no longer Be something we have to be scared of You Think about it How would you give everybody eight? we Not we I guess the government takes everybody put some all in a van and Then they create some technology where they can shoot things out of the air, but instead of killing them this time it gives everybody a We'll get in touch with the Germans. It'll be a collective project I you know, I think the US government and the Germans should sit this one out, you know, not your best idea But then we'll never have to be worried again. Why don't we give all predators eight? How about that? Well, they're already on their way to it. You're actually stopping them from getting aids if you think about it How am I stopping them from getting aids because instead of them getting aids from having s**t with men? Or I guess it being injected to them by the government. You're getting them locked up in jail Yeah, but I mean, there's some dudes in jail. I can give it to them. Are those guys not put on a separate unit? They're just putting normal jail Oh, you know, they might you know even other Diltler's Diltlers do things other kiddettlers, you know, it's like a hierarchy for them. So it's like one guy would be like Well, I just looked at kids you actually did things to kids, you know, it's weird how they look at it, you know, even People with eight. Oh, what do you mean the people with aids get placed in the same that because that's extreme Dangerous. Oh I mean, why wouldn't they be placed what everyone imagine like because in prison they hate to people who who are there for stuff involved in s**t Right? Yeah Yeah, so if you get a guy with AIDS who wasn't like let's say he was there because he did something honorable He beat up a guy trying to steal a woman's purse, but he did it too much, okay? So he has like five years and everybody respects him and he has AIDS Then this guy is gonna start coming at all of the people who are there for bad reasons He's gonna give them AIDS gonna cut himself open and fight them. He's gonna get him AIDS. He's gonna give them AIDS He's gonna be like he's punishing them Do you ever think about this? Well, I mean what did that be like a biological warfare? Exactly. We need to separate these people. Yeah, but he only had five years though. He could have got out earlier now He was five years the do in your hypothetical to do with AIDS. He's in a hypothetical. Oh Oh And I think that was him he's trying to give me back was that you? He's giving you a migraine Bluetooth from migraine You're not getting a 7000 I want the 7000 I'll say anything for money. Oh, they got me you see that Okay, we got me for a second you do the ad break right now And I prayed for you. I wasn't in for BB. I Prevented them from getting in my brain. You prevent Israel from getting in your brain He's trying to get me you see what they're doing It's a worse than biological warfare What is it they send these extremely, you know, tinier than even mosquitoes into your ear But they're robots and then they will insert a mini-chip into your brain and when you get the 7000 They don't even have to pay you 7000 anymore you know, they always care about money. So they figured out a solution. Oh Okay, I'll take a little bit too far, but yeah, did you know in Dubai? There are no homeless people because they threw them into the ocean Oh, you say Dubai people through all the homeless people away. Did you know in Dubai? There are no homeless people because they threw them into the ocean They did not know that I didn't even know they had an ocean over there That was all desert to the other countries try this no, man. Why you want homeless people? Yeah, you know, they can definitely make a comeback a lot of homeless people have made a comeback. What? Yeah, you never seen pursuit of happiness. No, but why do you want anarchy? Not homeless people don't cause any problems Then why are they homeless then why are they homeless down their luck? You know just you know, maybe the economy lost the jobs mental illness. That's a lot of things most I would say most homeless. You know what I would say to a homeless, you know what advice I'd give to a homeless person who lost their job I said get off my lawn or you're not gonna have a fucking way to think anymore. You son of a bitch Well, I want to have a way to think anymore It's kind of messed up. Why what's messed up talking about kids homeless people, man. What? Hitting them. What would you shooting burgers at them? Oh people keep getting confused with this Did I once for you Mike? Let me ask you a question. Would you ever do a preckage? I feel like you'd be scared to do one to catch somebody or to get you shaved a little bit more. I think you could definitely you could have passed When a little boy just put some filters on you. I would I Would do one with you if you would like, but I wouldn't want to be the first guy that goes in who's pretending to be the mind Oh, yeah, no, you would definitely be the decoy. No, no, I think we would be extra slow to coming out You know, I think we're just like really just letting you have some ulterior motives with this. Maybe you shouldn't be doing it Maybe maybe the best catch which is much evidence is possible whenever we catch a guy with you So like we'll just like just keep the cameras rolling does it make it let's say the the decoy ended up doing stuff with them That wouldn't really result in any more charges though, would it if the decoy did stuff with them? Yeah That would definitely affect the case would in a bad way or a helpful way definitely a bad way Yeah, so why don't you find gay decoys? So why don't I find gay decoys? Yeah, I'm like a thinking machine. I think I don't think we I mean I don't know anybody my personal life and my decoys if they're gay or not, but you can pay people I mean What would be the difference with a gay like they would do a good job, too? You're not usually catching women are you? We've caught women, but it's not the majority Women I predators I would say they're more either watching or they're Doing things to they know or have access to But there is the same thing still stands or you're not usually catching them Most what I mean, yeah Similar how much would I have to pay you to set up somebody? I don't like. Oh, we would never set up anybody No, but I'll give you money for this this motherfucker. Oh, no, no fucking piece of shit Dave I would think the worst thing you can call somebody's a Definitely never we won't either call him in anymore. It'll be in jail Yeah, no, we're not gonna send anybody up. I will pay you hard money Seven thousand dollars even if I work all man, you know, I might as well just do an issue a brand deal for seven thousand Which one is worse which would you rather take which would I rather take my money to set somebody up or a brand deal from the big Yahoo Ha Hey y'all man all inclusive pay trip to Tel Aviv on Mathon all you got to do is hit that like button subscribe and share You're the one saying it you're the one saying it and he was pay for your trip to Tel Aviv First class. No, absolutely not. Yeah, he's already done. It seems like you just hit that like button say pick me You're trying to get off topic. Which would you rather take you got to do it man? You got to do it man Do what give somebody a free trip to Tel Aviv. Yeah, even if I did do that. What would be the consequence of it? What would be the consequence? I mean I'll just get to go to the Holy Land Oh, you want to go there? Oh because you are religious you probably would like to go to Jerusalem. No That would all the stuff going on right now. No, not in a war period or you can call it war I guess but Now I'm definitely good here. You know, there's they there's a Jerusalem in an organ We can go to Jerusalem organ. It's just a crazy Jewish scammer Look at this wall I put up And I'm like the Mormons, you know what I mean, you know new Jerusalem's in America. So I'm gonna just stay here Okay, yeah, but you told me cuz when I was trying to schedule I asked if you could do Saturday. You said it's a bot. Yeah, yeah, I've never heard a non-Jews say that before That's the first time I've ever heard of a seven-day event is I have not you know you don't know what a seven-day event is Seven-day advances, yeah, I have not I've never heard a little yeah What is it a seven-day event? I'm just people that keep the Starbucks on Saturday on Saturday Like a second, but don't most Christians most of them don't they do Sunday? No, I'm sure if you ask your comment section right now A lot of people keep the Sabbath still in their Christians and how do you keep it? You're not allowed to be on your phone and stuff You just you know buying no selling no working just and pretty much it was like you have a church You know and you go to church on Saturday instead of Sunday until you said until Sunday. No, no instead of Sunday Yeah, yeah, you go on Saturday. Yeah, yeah, this is like Sunday, but you're doing on Saturday Interesting that's how Jesus did it he kept the Sabbath on Saturday. Yeah So why do then most of them do Sunday now a day? Jesus is a Jew King David was black, right? King David was black. I have no idea what color King David was Well, that's what the Israelites told me. They said King David was black, yo They did probably say yo at the end. Yeah, I Don't know man. I don't rock that's a direct vote. I don't I don't I don't rock with people that say only, you know Black and Hispanic and Native American people can Go to heaven. Why not isn't that the most logical answer a crazy person would come to? You know what I can agree with that. That is the most logical answer a crazy person. So why don't you rock with it? I guess I'm not a crazy person Sadly, not that you will rock with it. You will agree with them, but like You know, you understand that they're crazy. Give them a break. So just like playing along with it. Yeah I Mean also just because they're crazy doesn't mean that I would interview with the black Hebrew Israelites. Was that interesting one? They're interesting guys. You know, it's like off camera They're a little bit different. They don't really they like turn it off for the camera. Yeah. No, definitely Definitely, maybe they're actors sent by Israel. I Don't think they like Israel very much. They love Israel. Just they want to take over Israel. What do you think you think these guys are pro Palestine? These black Israelites? I do know for a fact they don't like the the Jewish people over in Israel. I do know that. Well, they don't think they're Jewish They think they are. I don't even know what they think they are probably like Moroccan or like German. I'm not sure what they think they are either It's an interesting idea. I believe them You believe them on what everything they say I've - Everything they say? - Yeah. - They, you know they say that all non-Israeli people are gonna be sl*cking in the kingdom. - And one of them told me, when they said that to me, 'cause I heard that too. - Oh, they told you that? - They told me that and you know what I said? - What did you say? - I said, that sounds crazy. And you know what they said? - What? - We have proof. - Really, did they show you the verse? - I didn't ask for it. They just told me and I believed it. They said we have proof. - Oh, you just believed it. - And if they have proof that he cannot be argued. - You know, I see videos where they make white people kiss their feet. - Yeah. - You ever see those videos? - Of course, they asked me to do it. - All they did? - Yeah. - I don't know what their obsession is with feet. It's like their coin and tarotina. - It's just like what really dumb people think shows dominance. It's like a bird or a dog. It's like when a bird shows their wing or like when a dog or a rough. - It's funny 'cause you know how Jesus showed his dominance was he washed his followers' feet. - Yeah, you see the complete difference between Jesus and the black Israelite. - Yeah. Yeah. - Why do you call yourself long neck? Is it because your neck is extremely long? - I think, can I see? Is it cool for you? I can't see. - Yeah, your hemorrhage is actually not the worst. It's like. - You're not gonna get it. - Okay. - We're here, we're putting it in my fist one more time. - Bruh. (laughing) - Here you go. - Why did you check, why, why? - I just wanted to see what was going on in there. - Okay, anyways, can you answer the question? - I don't know why I call myself long neck. Just, just a nickname that is tough. - You call yourself long neck? - Didn't you say that? - Oh no, I got confused. That's for my neck, yes, long neck. You're black and you have an extremely normal neck. He's white and he's 40 pounds. - Yeah, yeah. Didn't he do a collab with no neck? - You know that guy's in jail. You know what he's in jail for, right? - He was talking to him, my (bleep) wasn't he? - Crazy. - You should have called him. - I should have called him. - I mean, we can't catch them all, you know? You know what, you should get questions. - Another black man they're trying to put in jail just because he has no neck. He's in that right, like Arkelli. Free Arkelli. He's an innocent man and he's a purveyor of the truth. - What's the truth? - I don't know. He'd probably make a good Israelite. But that's it, we have to film with my next guest, long neck, thanks for coming on. - Thought it was like stand up? - Yeah, we're done. - Are we done? - Yes. Make sure to take your gift with you. - Give, can you come back? - I don't think my gift's gonna come back. - Give took off his shirt. (laughing)