Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview, The Death Of The Pro Bowl And ESPN Bottom Line Plus Fyre Fest Of The Week

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It was long, it was fun, we took a lot of roads, we got off the road a couple times, we had some great Hank vs Jerry moments, but it is finally here, we're at Camp Bar Stool, Jerry O'Connell gave us all the tips things he's expecting to do with our fantasy team this year. I think it's a fantasy preview part one, part one, yeah. Something tells me he might be back. I was just thinking about that, next year maybe we just do part one and part two, and we just do AFC and FC. Yeah, it'd probably be better that way, but he's the best and then we are going to talk about the death of the Pro Bowl, the death of the bottom line. We have some other national sports podcast topics. Fire Fest the week and the Mount Rushmore of worst states, worst states. PFT is close to clenching. I'll just say right now I don't condone the worst states. I wish Hank would start clenching. Yeah, Hank, are you farting again? Yeah, yeah, he just you wait for the podcast. Sorry, he just ripped one. The problem, if you're at home, Hank and I are sitting in two different chairs, but the chairs are connected by a beam underneath. Yeah, and every time he farts into his chair, my chair, the wood vibrates into my own butt. So Hank is sending me vibes into my butt every time he farts. Come on, Hank. It's disgusting. Come on. And the yawns have started too. The yawns have started too. That's his throat farts. Yeah, it's rope farts. All right, Hank, we need you to clean it up, but let's get to the show. It's brought to you by our friends at Draft King. Something big is coming on September 2nd. Draft King's game day arrives with massive deals, exclusive deals, and an all day celebration built for sports fans. The countdown has begun. All roads lead to game day. The Draft King sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida, every fan is in on the excitement. One app, every sport, all 50 states, Draft King's game day is yours. 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Terms at dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by state. Let's go! Welcome to part of my take presented by Draft Kings. Today is Friday, August 28th, and boys, it's Camp Barstool finale. How are we feeling? I'm feeling really good, Big Cat. Yeah, really good. It's been a fun week here. Been drinking a lot of Mountain Dew. Some late nights hanging with the fellas. Yeah, playing Uker playing chess. Yeah, it's been an absolute blast. Yesterday was actually a very cool day. It was an awesome day and I think maybe if you're listening to the show, you already know. Not to get off by smelling our own farts, but I did come in clenched third to last in Mountain Rushmore. Not clenched. It was a pretty great day for me. What, Zach? Tidately not clenched as of yet. Yeah, basically clenched. I'm willing, I'm not clenched though. I'm willing to just claim the clenched at this point. I don't understand a soft clenched, but legitimate clenched. Yeah, not quite there. Okay, I might have had some fuzzy math, but by the time I'd celebrated, you know, the celebration already happened. So I'm going to, I'm just going to continue that celebration. I think I'd have to finish the last place in every Mountain Rushmore and whoever's in Mountain Rushmore. That would have to finish in first place. That would be a shame. Wow. That'd be a shame. But I've been thinking about it all week. So I mean, yeah, I'm sorry, it was at the top of my head. What do we want to, what are we going to start with here? We, uh, we have Jerry O'Connell coming up for a fantasy preview. Uh, but the other big news, the Pro Bowl, the other celebratory news, RIP, Pro Bowl celebration of live for the Pro Bowl. Oh, live being dead. No, but it is this outing. I was like, no more checks for anyone. No more dollars. Yeah. You see, oh, fuck you. You know, more dollars, buddy, they might have cut like 95 fingers to have. Yeah. Oh, that just means they're running lean operations. Yep. Yeah. I'm talking about, oh, you're talking about New York Times best seller. Yes. The nerd list. We're number one nerds for a week. Mm-hmm. Yes. Thank you, everyone, for buying the book. Uh, it's pretty cool to see that we're number one, uh, New York Times best seller. Uh, and also, especially a thank you to everyone behind the scenes. You know, Matthew our, uh, ghostwriter helped with a lot of the interviews. Jacob, Dom, a bunch of people grinding behind the scenes, but, uh, yeah, it was cool. It was cool. New York Times best seller. We've completely devalued that award. It is, it is pretty cool. We got put on the self-help list, which yeah, that's, yeah, that's pretty cool. So I guess that means that we can stay there because those books, if you look at them, we might be on the New York Times best seller list for, for like years. Yeah, we got, we got, we, we got ahead of a book that had been on there for like 400 weeks. Yeah. So I don't even understand how that happens. Who did we beat? I'm sorry. Uh, hold on. That guy's got to be like, what the fuck is part of my, that's not a self-help book. Yeah, it is kind of crazy. Uh, the let them theory. Advice how to miscellaneous. I feel like that was more of a how to start a podcast. Yeah. It was a, it was a DIY podcast. The weird thing about that list, you, you do see books that might be there for like two, three years at a time. So no, no, I'm not joking. The, I don't know, the let them theory was 87 weeks on the list. That's a year and a half. Yeah. So we'll probably be on that list. 382. We'll probably, uh-huh. Atomic habits. Yeah. We'll probably be on that list for another three years until Boston takes us off. What's going on, what's going on with from Italy with the more A? What is that book about? Can you give us a little something? That's Max's book. Yeah. All right. From Italy with the more A. This is the only thing. So yes, it was, it was funny because it was like, it was a very cool book. How do I identify the most real Italian meal looks like? But what did pass a Leso's approval? No. How do I identify the most authentic Italian ingredient, sauces, products, and more in American grocery stores? So this is how we beat them out because we had Florio and Max. Yeah. Do in our book, the Mount Rushmore of Italian American sports figures. You know what? I'd like to endorse from Italy with the more A. That looks like a good book. Yeah, it does. How do I identify authentic Italian food? I will, I will coast on on that one. Yeah. And then I, the good for us, the tennis podcast and put out a book the same week. That would have been tough. That would have been very, very tough. Um, okay. So yes, thank you everyone for, for purchasing pretty, pretty damn cool. Again, I'm sorry for anyone who wins the award afterwards. Like, uh, I, I feel like it's completely devalued. What? I mean, between us and Dave. Yeah. Like, is Barsville the biggest publishing company now? Is like, is reading back? Yeah, reading is back. Barsville bring literacy back. We did it. Uh, yeah. So memes tweeted this out the other day that like pretty much a fuck you to his high school English teacher. I did, I also got a D minus in my college English composition class. Um, and, and we're saying that I don't think to be like, fuck you were actually really good at writing. I'm saying it more in the lines of like, you don't have to be a good writer anymore to get a New York Times bestseller. I think that's, that's pretty much the message that's been called the parentheses. Yeah. So yeah, I, uh, I didn't take, I don't think I took a call, uh, English college class. I didn't take college. That's not true, Hank. That's not true. You needed it's hack. You went to film school, huh? I did a film certificate program. - Yeah, and next thing you know. - Read the resume. - USC. - That was actually a talk. Do you remember on the way? - Yeah, well, yes. - To the airport on Monday, when Jerry O'Connor was just like, "Exactly, no one cares on your resume where you went to college." Like, do people at Barstool, they ever ask, like, "Where'd you went to college?" 'Cause Zach didn't, he did a little community college, a little stint, and Zach's like, yeah, no. Everyone when I got to Barstool asked where I went to college. - And I said, "No where." He was like the first question. - Yeah, that was great to meet you. So, where'd you go to school? (laughing) - Shit. - Tough. - But yeah, it was pretty cool. All right, what else we wanna go for? - I've had a lot of fun bunking with you guys. - Yeah. - Our bunk has been pretty incredible. There were some, you know, some people that were screaming in the first couple of nights, but last night that all changed. And the vibe was totally different. And instead of screaming, somebody was moaning. - Oh. - Almost in a romantic way. - It was at Hank? - I don't know. I can't be sure who it could have been. But somebody, it sounded like they were having a very good dream last night for most of the night. It was honestly hard to sleep. - Are you sure? 'Cause you have your headphones on your iMass. Are you sure you weren't watching something before you went to sleep? - I promise you, I was not watching pornography. - Okay. - I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. - No. I'll say this. - We still living next to each other. - It was not Hank. It was not Hank. It was not Zach. - Oh. - Okay, yeah. - Was it Rico? Who's to say who it could have been? - So it's Rico. - Okay. - I don't know. I can't honestly say. - But what direction was it coming from? - Across the room from somewhere. - It's Rico. - I'm pretty sure somebody was having a very long wet dream. And it was-- - Oh, so they lasted long. - Yeah, I mean-- - Credit to them. - Good for them. I guess they had a pleasant dream. - They're wet dreaming like a stallion? - Yeah. Good job. - I don't know. But overall, it's been fun. Jerry's been a great bunk mate. The other night I was walking home with him after staying up in the cafeteria for a while. He was smoking a cigarette outside. Jerry just likes a smell of cigarettes. So he stayed next to me. And he's such a talker that we came inside the bunk and I went to my bed to go to sleep. And Jerry just continued the conversation, came over sat down on my bed with me. - Oh, yeah. - As I'm getting under the covers. And he's just talking about these stories that he's telling me from his experience as an actor. And at some point I was like, "All right, Jerry, I'm going to go to sleep now. I'll see you tomorrow." - He on Tuesday night. We taught him how to play Uker. And then I told him I was like, "If you want to get better, hear download this and just play on your own and you'll learn the game faster." And at midnight I was basically half asleep and he came and he laid in my bed. I was basically big spooning him. He's like, "Here, play a couple of hands with me." And just that was it. We were just playing a couple of hands while we were spooning. And so his new thing that he keeps saying is like, "I downloaded the Uker app." - Yes. - He's told me that probably 30 times. - He's committed to learning Uker. - He's getting better. - It's just been a good hang this week. Had a lot of fun. - Yeah, had a lot of fun. We got to see a concert last night. Hank, would you think about the concert? - Didn't catch the concert, hopefully. - Oh, you don't really like bluegrass music that much, though. - Yeah, I was disappointed I wasn't there. - It was exactly them cool brothers. It was exactly what you would've liked. - The band joke. - The moly boys. - The moly boys. - Oh no. - Exactly what you want, okay. You know what, let's do the future thing right now. We're going to start rolling out some futures for the NFL season. Then we'll talk about Pro Bowl and some other things going on. Today's the first one. So everyone's come armed with one. - Let's go, around the league. - Around the league. Maybe someone Shane, you can track these to see, but we are going to all pick one future today. NFL could be anything. And we'll do this a couple times before the season starts because we're getting closer and closer. - Hank, why don't you start. I'm going to go with the next player to record 400 plus pass yards in a game. I'm taking Cherigoff. - Oh. - Okay. - What's the start of their schedule? - They're plus 1100. - I don't think it matters with their schedule. - I think that definitely matters. - No, not for a guy like Cherigoff. - Did you look it up? - But I mean, if someone else is playing like, someone really easy, but we don't know who's easy and who's not. It's the beginning of the year. - That's true, good point. - All right, they're playing the Saints. - Saints Bill's Jets. - I mean, that's two bad cardinals. Oh, I don't. - Panthers cardinals. - Okay. - So they could do against Saints or the Jets. - Or the Panthers or the Cardinals. - Or the Bills. - Okay. - Just defense is pretty good. - Yeah. - I think they'll be good. - They got an interception. - Yeah, we're back. - Big time back. - Oh yeah, they got an interception. - They got two in a row. - Two in a row. - Two in a row. - You can second of interception, like on consecutive drives. - Yeah, consecutive drives. - Holy shit. - So back. - Holy shit. - RAPFD, what do you got? I'm gonna take JSN. - You love this bet. - Correct, that's why I'm giving it a day. - I love it too. - Yeah. - Do you don't love your bet? - I do love this. No, I'm saying like, I don't. - You said I love this bet, like it was a bad thing. - I did say it like it was a bad thing. I just was emphasizing how much you love this bet. - Thanks for having us. - You love this bet. - Yeah, good emphasis. - You love this bet. - You lead the league in receiving yards after three games. I think game one against the Patriots at home, national audience, big stage. - Yep. - He's got to chip out a shoulder from being named defensive player of the year as his trophy red. - Yep. - I think it's gonna have a big game there. And then I believe he plays against the. - Don't know who he plays. - You should know this. - I love it. - You love this bet. - I did look it up a long time ago. - If you love this bet. - Right here, I have it right here. - I know that week three he's actually playing against the commanders. So I'm willing to admit that our defense, if it's. - Cardinals. - Yeah, Cardinals, week two. And then week three against the commanders after the defense is half as bad as it was when they played last year. Then he'll probably have a pretty decent game and I think he's plus 750. - Okay. - Jack? - I would like to go with Matthew Stafford for MVP. - Matthew Stafford back to back MVP. - Yeah. - Whoa. - Is there any Stafford fatigue? - Wow. - Okay. - Personally, I have a little Stafford fatigue, but maybe not for league, so I'm just going Stafford. - You love that bet. - I have a question about it. - Yes, National Sports Podcast. - Yeah. - I won't say the team name. - Okay. - Can we do this after we do the future thing? - Of course. - No, wait till after we do this. - Yeah, so what we'll have to do the future thing. - Yeah. - What's yours? - Okay, I was going to take the Falcons and I believe in Kevin Stofanski, Tommy Reese, but I don't know if it's going to be great this year. I'm going to take the Falcons under seven and a half wins. - The two are. - He's so bad. - Yeah. - Did you see that yesterday? - It's on life support. - Rappsheet said that two as play has made it impossible to name him the starter. - Mm-hmm. - That's not a good sign. - No. - At all. - No. - Impossible. - It's not good at all. The Falcons, they have kind of a like decently tough schedule. They start with the Steelers, at the Steelers, Panthers, At Green Bay, At Norland, Baltimore, Chicago, San Francisco, Tampa, Cincinnati, Kansas City. That's all before the by-week. Like those are, it's not like they have the hardest schedule, but those are decent teams. So I'm going to take under seven and a half. Again, long term. I'm in on the Falcons, Stofanski. They just need to get a quarterback. - Yep. Okay. Hank, what are we going to say? - A national sports podcast talking about NFL. - Yeah. - I won't say the team name in this, but how would you feel if you about a team, if this is the worst I've ever seen, the blank offense in years, inoperable offensive line? - That would scare me. - Who is that? - Commanders. - Oh. - That's the commanders. Now, Hank was spreading fake news yesterday just. - I did not tweet this. - I don't, I don't know. He was leaving out the context of the offensive line yesterday. There was no context in the tweet. - There is. - No. - No. - The tweet says end and tweet. - Inoperable offensive line. - Period. - Right. So they do talk about the offensive line in the tweet. - I said that. I read that. - He said that in that tweet. - I'm saying yesterday, he was leaving out that tweet. - You were leaving out the offensive line yesterday, yeah. - So, and then there's a point to note because we are a podcast that pride itself on getting things right. That same reporter then kind of went on to explain their report saying, "Keep in mind about the offense." As mentioned earlier, Cosme was out. Daniels played with a front five that featured Matt Goulben at center, Julian Good-Jones at center, and mostly Good-Jones and to know it. To Giai at right guard. So there were three second or third-straining offensive linemen playing at the time for this practice. Now, that being said, Hank, there is some truth to the report and it does seem the way that it was covered in DC. It was a joint practice with Ravens. It might have been the worst practice in NFL history, the way that it's being talked about. Every reporter is just like, they're acting like they're war correspondents coming back from a deployment. Like they were embedded. They've got a thousand yards there, they're like, "The shit that we saw yesterday, I'd never wish on another man." It sounds like it was a very, very bad practice, but that's okay. You'd rather have a bad practice than a bad game. - Yeah. - Still some time left to recover. - Get that out of your system, PFT. - At least we're practicing, you know what, we're practicing putting our guys in stressful situations. - Mm-hmm. - Rather have it happen now, so you know how to deal with it. - Get that out of your system. - But then you get some people like Hank that will just kind of take a report, a little bit out of context. - That's sad, Hank. - And then bring it up on a national podcast for clicks. doing this for click sank. Are you doing this for click? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. PFT talked about this off air, off air for like an hour yesterday. It's getting clicked. That's my beginning clicked. We had a we had an off air conversation about this for like an hour yesterday, about just specifically the offensive lines that tweet. I just kept asking him, are you worried? The like worst offensive performance of all time in human history. Thoughts. It does. It's not just her. It was a lot of people saying it was the worst practice I've ever seen. Oh, tweeted that. What a drama. Niki. Niki Jibala tweeted. She's usually pretty good about covering good manners. But then you could tell that like somebody from the team talked to her. It was like, hey, do you want to clarify that tweet because it was an entirely a backup offensive line? So yeah, I mean, bad practice. We had a bad, but all that being said, there were some good parts in that practice. We, uh, Antonio Williams. There's, I gave you, uh, Jacori Croskey Merritt last summer. He ended up having a pretty decent season for a late round pick. Antonio Williams. He's a guy that in camp. He cooked Kyle Hamilton the other day. Uh, he's been playing really, really good at receiver. He's going to challenge digs for a lot of that, that second role he might be operating out of the slot. He's going to be a really good receiver if, uh, if we can protect Jane. Got it. Yeah. Okay. So not, so there's some, there's some good things going on. Yeah, there's some good thing. But yes, it was the worst practice. The worst football practice since remember the Titans. Yeah. Uh, um, okay. Uh, Probo's got dead. Do we feel anything? So I saw it. So, so yesterday they announced it. I fell announced the Pro Bowl is dead. My initial take was, I feel nothing. And I say that not because it's like, I don't like that people get, you know, they should reward the guys who are doing the best in the Pro Bowl. Used to actually be something good and fun. But for the last 10 years, the Pro Bowl has been in hospice care, uh, eating applesauce, the, uh, spoon-fed apple sauce. It's been dead. We, we just haven't said goodbye. So when it actually happened, I had no tears left to cry for the Pro Bowl. I would say I'll, I'll go one step further and say I was happy. It's, yeah, it's out. It's no longer suffering. It got put out of its misery. It's in a better place right now. Mm-hmm. We, I choose to not remember the Pro Bowl and what we've seen in the last six or seven years. Mm-hmm. I choose to remember the Pro Bowl with Andy Reed wearing shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and a lay. I choose to remember the Pro Bowl with Sean Taylor lighting up Brian Mormon. I choose to remember the Pro Bowl when it was Peyton Manning talking about his liquored-up kicker. Yep. Mike Banderjack. Yep. During the game, I choose to remember the Pro Bowl when it was, uh, uh, 22 guys going out each other and they were still very drunk from the night before. Slash also from drinks that morning. And they didn't really try that hard, but they also didn't rub our faces in it. Yes. That's how I choose to remember the Pro Bowl. So goodbye, Pro Bowl. Goodbye, Pro Bowl. You were, uh, you were a game. You were a game. It has meant absolutely nothing and no fault to any of the players. Football is a sport that after an entire season, you can't ask the players to then go out and play another game. Someone's playing like off the wall or something. It's so fucking loud. What is it? That's not the paintball. Oh, that's paintball. Oh, that's okay. They can test that out. I thought they were playing like hitting a tennis ball. Um, yeah, it has meant nothing. It, it, it was hard for to mean something in the last 10, 15 years. The one thing that I will, I will ask and it should be interesting. So I assume Pro Bowl, like voting for the Pro Bowl will still happen. Is that not right? Like, will they still give the honors? Yeah, I assume they will. Okay. Cause a lot of guys have, oh yeah, there it is. 88 players will receive the Pro Bowl honor with. Okay. So they need to maybe retroactively go back and clean this up because now we have lost alternate. So alternates made such a mess of the Pro Bowl where we have some guys who can claim Pro Bowl status and it's like, dude, you were the 16th quarterback asked, uh, not to name any names. Yes. Digital or Sanders killed the Pro Bowl. He might have. Now that I'm thinking about it, that was the moment where the NFL was like, we've, we've gone too far. Yeah. We have, we have to get rid of the entire game. Yeah. The, the body blows of, of, of Tyler Huntley and Mitch Trabisky and then Shadour came over and just cut it through. Upper cut. Yeah. Uh, but that, that would be the one thing you can do. Are they retroactively going to go back and clean this up? I think they will, I think they'll go back and say, uh, they can't take the Pro Bowl's way. I don't think for the alternates that accepted it. Uh, but they'll go back and make sure that everybody gets the, uh, everyone who's voted and turned it down. It gets it. It'd be funny if people just like out of habit turned down the new Pro Bowl order. Yeah. This year. I just don't want to purchase it. Yeah. Sorry. Just being given this award. Yeah. So yeah, the Pro Bowl's dead. Uh, we had a few deaths. So the Pro Bowl died. Uh, the ESPN bottom line ticker is dead, which that actually kind of bummed me out. Uh, now, everyone has their phones nowadays that it doesn't matter as much to, to see these scores. You're probably checking the scores anyway. Yeah. But it bummed me out from a nostalgia standpoint in that there was nothing better than gambling the entire slate on a college football Saturday and seeing a score you needed pop up or my absolute favorite like, if I could close my eyes and be like, what, what was the best feeling to start a Saturday? It was watching a game and having, uh, the Oregon game pop up 1453 left in the first quarter and the, and it flips to eight nothing because they not only scored, but they went for two and you have the over and Oregon. So that kind of stuff, I will miss. Uh, but I think they said they're going to do updates every quarter and there'll be ways to see it. But overall, it's like, all right. I guess we're just changing and they're just going to make you locked in more on the game and then people are going to use their phones more. Yeah. I think my favorite was when a game would turn yellow. Yeah. When one team would finally turn yellow and you could put that in the bank, uh, I'm okay with it. I think the bottom line is it's definitely, it's outlived its usefulness. Yeah. Yeah. It does technology. Yeah. It takes up space on the screen. Um, one thing I think that it is good for if you're watching all the games and you're sitting down on a long Saturday, uh, it's good to have a constant reminder just beamed into your eyeballs about like, what happened in every game? It helps you remember like, remember the, the outcome of every single game because you, you're constantly exposed to it. Now what they're trying to do I think is just drive more hits to the app. So yeah, of course. Yeah. No, that's exactly what they're trying to do and I get it. It's like, yeah, the nostalgia I feel for the ESPN bottom line, I haven't, I haven't actually been able to participate in the, in like the, the things I'm describing in many years. Like walking, um, you know, before smartphones, like walking in an airport and, and like standing in front of one of the TVs, you just be like, let me check this, let me get this score real quick before I get on my plate, like shit like that. That, that's been gone for so long that I can't really similar to the Pro Bowl. I can't be like, oh, well, I'm sad. Uh, but yeah, this is, they're, they're trying to get us to be on the app more. And, uh, yeah, I really will just miss the organ going eight, nothing. And also, like on a college football Saturday, when you have other games going on in different sports, it was nice to be able to see that reminder that the outside world exists. Yeah. Yeah. Or like when they add something to it that has, uh, nothing to do with sports. Mm-hmm. It's like, uh, just a heads up during Sunday night baseball, uh, they killed Osama. Mm-hmm. That was a pretty cool bottom line. Yep. That's probably one of its greatest hits, I would say. Yeah. Uh, I think it's going to look good, though, objectively. Oh, yeah. It's going to stay on the screen. It's going to be, it's going to be nice. Yes. Yes. Um, and then Hank, the last death, I mean, it's dead. No. Okay. Come on. Let it go. Come on. Hank. Hey, it's time to let go. Hank. There's just, there's a reports. People are getting laid off. PFT said that they're, they're more lean operation. Mm-hmm. They don't have, you know, live is dead. Live 1.0 dead. The, the, the, the, the, the head of live said no more money. No more cash. Yeah, they got a new sponsor that's they're excited about. And they said they have a second one coming. Okay. What are they going to announce that? I don't know. It's got to be here soon. We'll talk about it as soon as they do. Okay. No, when, when, when, when they do it, we'll, we'll be on it. Yeah. 100%. You know that. You know we'll be on that. Okay. Before we do, uh, a couple more stories, then we get to our Mount Rush more. PFT just open to Mountain Dew. Uh, we're at camp. Camp Arsenal has been such a fun time. Nothing goes better with hanging out with your friends kayaking. I, I canude with KB yesterday around the lake. We had a couple Mountain Dews with us. Uh, we've been grilling. 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We missed it just by a little bit. We finished recording on on Tuesday right before the news. RIP Dolly Parton. - R.I.P. Dollars. - American legend. One of the most beloved people in the history of the United States, really, if you look at the favorability rating, everybody loved Dolly. - Yes. - She was the absolute best. She was the best type of American absolute bazookas. And she was not ashamed of them. - No, she loved the show, Moff. - She was like, hey, these bazookas, this is for America. - For America. Yeah, yeah. Mount Rushmore of American canons, 100%. And just a great human being, too. Just a fantastic woman. She would give a book every year to every kid in Tennessee. She came from absolutely-- - Part of my book? - Maybe. - That might be-- - She should give a book to every kid in Tennessee. - To every Tennessee honor of Dolly Parton. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That'd be a good thing. We'll just give one to Big Tee. - Yeah. - In honor of her. But she was like, you hear the stories of all the money that she gave behind the scenes. Awesome woman. Incredible. I think that she actually should be put on money. We should put Dolly Parton on some sort of dollar bill. - I like that. - I don't know what denomination. But she is the absolute-- She's the best type of person from this country and we should all be reminded of her on a daily basis because she was the best. - She'd be a thousand bucks. - Thousand dollar bill. - The Dolly bill. - The Dolly bill. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. Parton might take a lot of that. - That's what we can call her. - Yes, to Tennessee. - Yes. - Any other one, Jed, Jed, let's name York's body cam release, Yankee fan. - Yeah. - That was as big takeaway. - Yeah, I mean, that's our longstanding that we, you know, you should have to declare what sports allegiance you have when you get arrested. He just did it for you. - Yeah, and it's-- - Everyone can go after that. Metz fans, Red Sox fans. Like just, there you go. Yankee fan. - Anytime somebody gets a, like if there's a serial killer, I want the headline to say like, Tiger's fan are arrested with 60 bodies in his basement. - Yeah. Ohio State Buckeye. - Yeah. - Let the college football world tee off on this person. - Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Ole Miss Rebel. - Yeah. - Found in a room with three computers running poker simulations and three walking boots. - Brooks kept his in the TGL. Hank, is it TGL something you watch? - If it's on. - Okay. Okay. - So that's yes, then, yeah. - He's on the, if it's on and I'm watching it, like not, I'm not making like a appointment to watch it. - When is it? - It's in the winter. - It's in the winter, like Tuesdays and Wednesdays. - Okay. - What does the tee in TGL stand for? - Tiger? - That's a good question. - I assume it was Tiger. - Is it not Tiger? - I was thinking it might be the. - Is it not Tiger's league? - I think it is, yeah. Is it the? It is though? What is the tee stand for in TGL? - Tomorrow's golf league. - Tomorrow's golf league, okay. - Tomorrow's golf league today. That sounds like the end of world's kind of thing. - Yeah. - The future is here. - Yeah, we're going to be playing on. (laughing) Atomic bombed out in courses. Tomorrow's golf league. We, but is it not Tiger's golf league? - Tiger, Rory, and sports executive, Mike McCarthy. - Okay. Yeah, I, for some reason I just thought it was just, is there a chance that TGL bought live? They're the investor? - Maybe they're the exciting investor. I doubt it. - That'd be cool. - There's been no live players on TGL. - That probably doesn't work. - That'd be in Rory. - Oh, we tell Rory, you've got Rory. He's kind of a bitch about the whole like, oh. - We told them like to live. - We told that there's a, the investor's exciting. - Yeah. - Okay. - Potential, yeah. They're excited about the new investor, and then there's a potential whale coming in soon. - Okay. - Talk a lot. - Talk about that. We got a whale? - Sick. - We got a whale. - Potential whale. - Let's go. - Potential whale. Any, any stories you had Zach? - Tons of great stories out there. Tons of great days at camp this week. Yeah, I really, I think the biggest story at Diaparty University piece. - Dolly Martin, recipes. - Hank, I have a question for you, actually. - Yes. - Big cat. - Is good, good, good to survive this? - Yeah, I think they're good. I think they've come, they've come back around. - How so? - Garrett released a video explaining everything kind of through like everyone under the bus. Like he was like, yeah, you know. - He said, good, I watched the first two minutes. He's like, the good, good marketing team came to me. He's like, how many people working good with it? - A lot. - But that's like, I wouldn't say the bar stool. I'd say we came up with the idea. Like a bar stool marketing came up to us. - It would be like if our brand and team, like we do commercials all the time. - No, I understand where you show up. - But we have the ability to say, no, this is stupid. - Yeah, but our brand and team said here, push this woman and I'd say, no. But in the video, he showed, you know, he showed the video. He was like, it was a spoof of the obsession movie, which was like the number one movie going on. It was a bad, like bad executed and they showed the video. It's like, obviously I never pushed her over when we were shooting it, like it was edited that way and like the girl Lexus who's like in good good, she was well aware of what was going on. Like she, you know, I never pushed her. I don't condone it. Like he, he didn't apologize. He also did some funny, like throwing like everyone into the bus being like, yeah, our marketing team came up with it. I thought it was a terrible idea. I thought it was worse when it came out. - I saw him, I cringed, I should have said something. - But I think, I mean, they shouldn't, by the way, they should not be like, they had a TV show that they were supposed to come out on like Tuesday that, I guess golf galks, he was like the main sponsor of and at the last minute, they were like, we don't want to be sponsoring more. So that had to get delayed so they could remove all the sponsorship. There's reports that they're in like all the PGA superstores and Dix, that all their merch got pulled off the shelves. - They're in Dix? - Yeah, they're in Dix. - Okay. - Big Dix guys. And I think all of that news kind of put in perspective people like, all right, like yeah, they fucked up, but like this is a way too serious. - This is a mistake that, like yes, it was a bad mistake, but you should be allowed to come back from mistakes. - The apology video should have been Garrett saying, hey, yeah, it was a shitty ad. But what's wrong with, why is it this bad? Obviously, they don't condone violence. Like a golf video company, I don't think anybody thought that good, good was saying with the ad that they like punching women. I don't think that anybody with a brain had that response. If I was, Garrett should have just been like, this is getting a little bit ridiculous, it was a bad ad. Sorry, that sucked, we gotta do better. But like to have everybody turn on us and was it Alexis? - Mm-hmm. - And her and say that we condone domestic violence. Not, that's the other thing. It's not domestic violence, it just violence against women. Right? Like domestic violence implies you're in a relationship - Correct. - Correct. - Not just every time that a man hits a woman, it is domestic violence, it's bad, still bad, but just be like, we don't condone hitting women. Sorry, it was a fucked up ad, thought it was funny, it wasn't. - Yeah, move on. - Yeah, I think they just tried to, you know, they tried to lead it over one away, didn't go away, tried to just do it by like putting out a statement, like a very like, you know, half in, half out statement. The next day, thought that would have it go away then it didn't go away and then it just snowballed. Like I think Garrett put this video out. - Right away. - The day the video comes out. - You gotta attack it right away. - It's nothing. - Yeah, you gotta tackle like someone touch your driver. - Yeah, like instantly. (laughing) - You can be all over it. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I know a couple of those guys and I like a couple of those guys. I think it's ridiculous to be like, they can never work in YouTube golf again. That's so insane. - That's also the lamest sentence to ever-- - Correct. - Yeah. - These guys. - You'll never wanna see you around these YouTube golf streets again. - Yeah. Unsubscribed. - Unsubscribed. - All right, any other stories. Baseball's coming around. I mean, we got, Max is, I actually haven't gotten a lot of texts about him. I think the Phillies have lost a couple of roles. But we'll have some baseball guests coming up after the start of football. We have real football this weekend, which I'm very excited for. - Do you wanna do a real, I'll do a real quick pick. I'm just gonna go off. I have not looked at this and I don't know none of these bets are gonna be based on any type of research, but I'm gonna give you two. Just off top of my head, ready? First thing I see, I'll take TCU minus nine and a half and I'll do the USC over. There you go, 60 and a half. I'm just gonna do that. You gotta bet week zero. You gotta tip your toe in. You gotta get a little in there. - Yeah, I, I don't have the number in front. Maybe you can tell me the UNLV over. Okay, do 'em both. - I absolutely love it, whatever otherwise I already put it in. - What do you have there, Zach? Are you just reading trending topics? - I was, I was just going for a late, late ad, just in case. - Yeah, yeah, go. Give us, give us a couple of trending. - I didn't have the late ad, but yeah, you, I mean, you know, she's going to Shanghai, that'll be sick. - Okay. - This is like our bottom line. We should make Zach our bottom line. - Go ahead. - Shout out to Lil Wayne's son, Gripping cakes in high school. - Okay. - That's pretty big. - Yeah. - That's awesome. - A lot of stuff on here about the commander's practice, so we did touch that, but. - So much stuff. - I got, you hear that? - This is quickly becoming like the LeBron James getting dunked on thing where it's like, this might be the worst thing to ever happen to a football team. - Yeah. - It's a lot of coverage. - We know, you know what? This is also maybe the start of the championship DVD though. - It could be. - In your very well could be. - In your defense, I did hear Hank audibly, like Barry the lead on the second team. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That wasn't in the tweet. - It wasn't in the tweet. - But you knew because I did. - I didn't bury the lead. - I clarified it for you yesterday. I was just reading a tweet. You're doing it for clicks. No, this is really reading a tweet. If she wanted to clarify, she would have clarified it in her tweet. Clicked, I read. It's a Diamondbacks sweep, Cubs series. Walk off and shout out, that's just wrong. Cubs though, just keep blowing, just like devastating. I keep having like nights where I'm waking up and being mad about baseball games that I shouldn't be mad about. Okay, let's do Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore. Reese's, it's brought to you by Reese's. There's something for everyone when it comes to Reese's. We love Reese's. It is the classic Cubs. How about with the ones with Oreos? Incredible. The big Cubs, the Reese's sticks. Reese's is the number one candy out there. It is one one pick on every single Mount Rushmore. Reese's are like the Stanley Cup champions. Carolina Hurricanes. That's how dominant they are. Reese's the best candy in the world. Reese's the official candy partner, Barstool Sports, go get Reese's, wherever you shop, get a Reese's today. Okay, boys, Mount Rushmore of worst states. Yeah. I just want to say right now I disavow this Mount Rushmore. I think you all are great. 'Cause I also don't have to participate. So no honorable mentions? No, I'm not going to do any honorable mentions today. That's not fair. Okay, I'll do one honorable mention, depending on how you guys do. All right, here we go. Who's up first? Don't piss off too many. These people probably bought books. - Thanks up first. - Hank, you're up first then who? - Great. Who's after Hank? - How you after Hank? - Hank, PFT, Zach, and then what's the score? There's been so much talk about clenching and non-clenching. So if you're a listener and we talked about it earlier, PFT needs to get come in last place. - Hank, what are you doing right now? - I'm just setting the scene to get asked what the score is. PFT needs to come in last place. - That's not the score. - Every single Mount Rushmore. - Yes, you with the score. - He has to come in last place. So if you're voting, make sure that if you want to see it. - Okay, but that again. - Well, it's not just I would have to come in last place, but one person would have to come in first place every time. - But voting PFT last would make things interesting statistically. - You understand, I had to celebrate the clenching given your reaction on what you did in clenching. - Yeah, pretty much did. - So PFT is 12, Zach has six, I have seven. We're stay one, one easy for me. I've been to a lot of states of my time. - Cool. - Most of them, it's Mississippi. - Ooh, Brandon's gonna be so bad. - It's such a dump. Like we did a whole, we did a whole- - He's got a feat person to it, I love it. - Unfortunately, it's- - No, I like this. - No, I like this. - Brandon's gonna be upset, but it's like there, they literally have one restaurant in like every single train restaurant, and that's the town. - You got a pink eye there, a lot of- - A lot of the good restaurants are in the gas stations. - Right. - You're gonna probably give us pink eye today. - Yeah, I'm all in my way. - Yeah, Mississippi is the one one for me. - Okay. - Right. - Easy. - Disagree. - And by the way, this is all relative. Like we don't dislike Mississippi, you just gotta have a amount rush to our worst states. - Yeah, yeah. If you, yeah, there's gonna be one that's one and one that's 50. - Yeah, that's how it goes. - I get to say that's how it goes. - Highest percentage of African Americans in Mississippi, that's interesting that Hank took them number one. - That's a worst state. - I'm just going on my personal experience, like- - I just thought it was interesting. - He got pink eye. - Yeah. - Just the stats. I'm gonna go with North Dakota. - Hmm. - North Dakota. It's gonna be my first time- - It doesn't have much rush for us then. - South Dakota. - South Dakota, yeah. - That was one thing I made sure to check. - Yeah. - We're putting on my amount rush more. North Dakota, just not a lot. - Yeah. - It's not a lot. - Great North. - Yeah, really? - Jack? - I'm gonna go with California. (laughing) - I love that place, Hank. - Go off. - Two picks, right? - No, no, no, go off on California. - Oh, California, you know? So, yeah, we're talking more states. I'm just gonna go with California. (laughing) Just 50 states, four got to go on each list. We got 12 states combined. - Yeah. - Yeah, and my second pick, I would like to take. - Hmm. (laughing) - Yeah, got any other state? - Second state, we're gonna go with South Carolina. - South Carolina. - Oh, okay, not a bad pick. - Interesting. - Mm-hmm. - You thought you were North Carolina. - Yeah, you're not. - You're not. - You're not. - I think you were better. - Did North Carolina? - No. - No, North Carolina is awesome. - North Carolina is top five state. - Yeah. - Brace debate. - Okay, PFT. - Do you guys have the balls to do what's acted? - Exactly. - I just went with the note. - I actively like highly rated state and said fuck that state. - Good take. - I mean, I appreciate the balls that it takes. - Yeah. - What it could have been and what it wants to be. - I mean, California has everything, Zach. It's got warm weather. It's got mountains. - Have you said that in one conversation with Jerry O'Connell this week? - L.A. - He's told us it's over. - It's got San Diego, it's got San Francisco. It's got Sacramento. - Oh, he said California is over. - No, he's saying L.A. - No, no, no, no, no. - L.A. - He has said county of L.A. No, you have not had a car. - He has said California is over. - L.A. - California. - He has said California. - L.A. - Oh, shut up. - California has Jerry O'Connell. - I was born in California. I would never put it on my list. - God. - Respect. - He's back to me? - Yeah. - All right, second pick. I'm going to go with. Delaware. - Yeah. - Delaware. - Doesn't even really sound like a state. - What's going on, Delaware? - Yeah. - You're basically like taxes though. - Taxes. - You're the Sotho of Maryland. Delaware sounds like it should be the capital of the state. - I mean, I will say, yeah. - I've heard like, do we beach is sick? - Do we beach is pretty cool. But that's the only thing I've ever heard about Delaware. - Yep. - And I'm sure that's nice, but I have not heard like any follow up. - Yeah, the thing is, do we beach is a good beach. Right there. I went there a few times growing up in the area, but 10 times out of 10, I'd rather go to a Jersey Beach. And I'd rather go to Ocean City, Maryland, or I'd rather go to the Eastern Shore of Maryland or Virginia. - Okay. - Delaware, on the list. You made the list, Delaware. - Hi. - We're in Delaware. - Good job with the whole like, having every company in the world registered there though. - Mm-hmm. - That's pretty cool. - Flacco. - Flacco. - Flacco. - Well, Flacco spent like, what, two years there? - Flacco. - Shame, what there? - Anyone, two years there? - Flacco. - All right. - Flacco. - Flacco. - Two picks for me. - Again, I'm going to go with personal experience. I'm going to go with New Mexico. - Yeah, that's a good pick. There's nothing in there. - Nothing in there. Is your time in New Mexico just when we were there? - I've driven through New Mexico probably, I don't know, several times. - Yeah. - We've driven through there a few times. I've driven through there a couple other times, going to Arizona. - You're wrong about nothing. - No, it's genuinely like, Texas has some bad parts too of driving where you're driving. You're like, I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere. This is awful, but Texas has some good parts. New Mexico, you get through Texas, and let's say you're going to Arizona or California, it's just brutal. It's brutal. There's nothing there. It's literally like, hey, next gas station, like 150 miles. - Yeah. - We're strictly talking the highway. I would agree. It's not a great highway driving through, but Santa Fe is a beautiful city. And they've got mountains to ski on. They've got actually some really good food, which is like a combination of Mexican food and Native American food. That makes a really good mix. But yeah, I think it's a beautiful state. - I disagree. I think it's one of my worsts. - Okay, okay. - And then this one, I had a lot of personal history. I think when the show started before I realized how big it was, I said some nasty things about it. And got a lot of death threats, like probably the meanest fan base, worse than Philadelphia. And then last week when I went to live, I was joined by a picket assistant, Dom, who was from the state. And we were in the car for probably eight hours there and back, we stopped putting a little golf. So we spent the entire day together, probably 12 to 14 hours. He brought up different whether it was the calves, whether it was the fucking Indian, whether it was his high school football team. Like, Akron, we talked about Akron for like two hours. And I had to, I snapped. I snapped. It was like stop talking about Ohio. Like stop. So Ohio is on its list. It started with LeBron and the calves. And I said some nasty shit about them and Cleveland and if people got really mad. And then it was just re-emphasized last week. Like I like state pride, but like, - The Ohio might be on the mountain. - The Ohio state pride state. - Dom and Tate are like, they're both psychos. And like it's for a shitty state. (laughing) - It is, it is like a sneaky populist state. Like there's a lot of people that live here. He was like, when I think of Ohio, I wanna move to Ohio. Like no one wants to move to Ohio. Unless you're from Ohio, no one wants to, no one's like, you know what I wanna do in life? I wanna make so much money so I can move to fucking Ohio. - Do you see the commercials that they were played during football games like last season? It was essentially a guy that moves to Ohio and then he meets a woman. And it's like, come to Ohio, get married. That was their ad campaign. I kind of like, I respect Ohio because there's a lot. - There's a lot. - You're scared of Ohio. - No, I'm not scared of Ohio. There's a lot of cool stuff there. But like in terms of like cultural contributions to American society, what are their main cultural exports? - I asked him the malrush more of people in Ohio. - He said, he said. - No, that's no, it's Carolina. He said, yeah. - They split it. - They were born in Ohio. Then they moved to, North Carolina where the first flight happened and now there's a license plate battle yeah between who gets to claim them the teacher They got blown up with the O rings In the challenger Ohio. Okay. That was that was his answer I said who's on the Melrose more of a people from Ohio and he said that she was new hamster I don't know. This was his answer. I don't I don't know. I actually think she was from New Hampshire, too No, you said I mean some obviously incredible basketball players for right there from Akron stuff curry. Yep Yeah, oh, how's my pick? I have no issues with the aisle Toledo shout Toledo. Yeah, she was a new hamster He doesn't even notice that that's a little people. Yeah, I have the key to the city and Toledo, so I will have to defend the state of Ohio. I will defend the state of Ohio Well, I mean, there's a battle that was fought over Toledo. Someone say that Toledo belongs to Michigan. Yeah, a war was fought for that city What about the Rock and Roll Hall fan? Yeah, good stuff. Love it. There it is. Okay, so there's in things America should think Ohio Oh, they're the only they're the only state that's got a flag that's not a rectangle. Yeah, it's like a weird triangle-ish shape Superman Jack No, he's from Krypton. No, no, I think the I think the guy Stanley the Stanley come up with Okay, I now have to pay for this article. Hold on. Let me see if I can read through the ad So I can't give you any context on any of these Quaker oatmeal is number two hot dogs number three Stadium mustard rubber Okay, that's five skyline chilly six. Oh, yeah, I'm not helping Ohio right now phonographs eight Buck, I can these that actually is elite the chocolate peanut butter. Those are awesome Pop top can Air planes. That's a big one a lifesavers The National Football League. Oh, oh check me. Oh check. How do I have the NFL is 14 behind? rubber rubber rubber and Pop top cans the NFLs are pretty big also football. Yeah, oh, and also the thing you guys are all obsessed with and spend every waking hour thinking about that to hot ass hookers and trailer parks. Yeah, okay Hank Godspeed on that pick Do you think it was if you had not spent 12 hours with Dom? Probably not and probably maybe fourth round. I don't know the the again I said it before but You know, we're talking about the 10-year anniversary of the book and stuff. I like it was I think that was the calves 2016 run And I hated the bra and I talked a lot of shit about Cleveland not When I didn't realize I guess how big the show was or how like yeah, the the reach we had because I was kind of joking around kind of serious But the the hate that I got after that was one of those like I opened moments ago Wow like there's a lot of people that listen to show apparently a lot from Ohio and apparently a lot That want me dead So that that was one of those like oh, I think we have people actually listen to this thing. Yeah, alright PFT You have a pick Arkansas. Oh Okay, easy one. I Arkansas you got the Clintons you got the Huckabees and you got the Duggers Well Walmart take take your pick. Oh, yeah, well toss Walmart in there too. You got the Walmart family in it Hot Springs Arkansas is awesome. That is I've heard pretty cool. Yeah, but really cool But everything besides hot spring is that we're Al Capone with there to try to cure a syphilis correct And it was also where the Yankees did spring train a lot of baseball teams is used to spring train there So like Babe Ruth. They're like this is the bathtub Babe Ruth satin. Yeah, so Al Capone skid marks on it Al Capone hit he had an itchy penis and so he would travel to Arkansas and sit in this lake Mm-hmm He'd be like I think no not a lake. It was like there they have like the hot springs coming off of the Mountain into like bathtubs and like soaking rooms is to be like I'm gonna sit in this special Arkansas And then my dick will be fine. It wasn't spoiler. No, so yeah, Arkansas. I think that's pretty easy pick Arkansas I've driven through to a few times as well stayed overnight in Little Rock probably six or five times I'd say Not a great state. Not a great state. All right, Zach, you've the last two. All right. I'm gonna go with Utah. Oh Sneaky one Utah just feels like they got some shit going on. I feel like Utah beautiful, but Utah sneaky might be our lowest AWL listenership. You think so? I don't know Do you think Mormons are listening to this show? I think when they want to be bad. Yeah Yeah, I guess there's a lot of people that aren't Mormons that live in Utah too Yeah, but if you're Mormon, it's like what do you have you can sneak off to the so that you can get Mormons? You pick the state and the part of my take the geology the geology is beautiful It is absolutely gorgeous state and then yeah, but but Give those look those Legos back got to give those Legos back that all that all occurred in Utah. That's not cool Yeah, I got bricks and many things fuck bricks and many things you guys are thieves. I know what's next. I don't happen Don't go down a rabbit hole. Yeah, I won't yeah All right, there's a Lego sourcing company that stole this guy's Legos He loaned the company his Legos on consignment. They canceled the franchise took the sets It was like their families entire inheritance or like family net wealth to what 200,000 yeah, thousand Legos sets They're like no, there's no sets. We don't have the sets. Those aren't been sets those are his sets given back you guys suck Utah third pick allegedly Allegedly super allegedly, okay. I Zach I did find that in my YouTube algorithm like three weeks ago and Before I knew it I had watched five hours of YouTube videos about what happened to this guy's Legos Fourth pick we're gonna go just based off the map most of my life this corner I'm going to Washington because I used to think what's going on up there mm-hmm, okay another possibly you're picking like beautiful states But I'm gonna take Washington as my flag pick. He's being true to himself though Current Super Bowl champion state. Yeah, true. I don't think you're gonna win this job That could end to anyone who he was directly at you when I was oh miss that If I lose this draft, that's just because you want to the great states of United States America You want to go out on your list and yeah, all right pft. All right. I'm gonna go with Kansas It's Kansas, okay Kansas flat Wheat Kansas Hank they they don't even have the best Kansas City that's true. That's crazy That's true the state of Kansas is ranked number two in states that have Kansas cities barbeque Yeah, barbecues. Okay. I don't think it's basketball. I don't think it's the best Barbeque in the country. I'd say I put I put Texas above it I put North Carolina barbeque in front of it. I put Tennessee in front of it Yeah, again, I think that's all you need to know. It's a it's got the second best Kansas only up in the Kansas. Yeah, yeah Okay, I've been the kids it went in to George rep memory stayed in Kansas City Where's that Missouri that isn't that yeah, it is that is no right because I think I think the stadium No, I thought the stadium was in Missouri. It's not It's in Missouri right is yeah, yeah, I don't think we want to cross even the royals. Yeah, they're right next to each other. Okay. Yeah My last pick I was thinking about pandering and taking Rhode Island because it's the smallest populace, but I like Rhode Island I'll take the worst of the Dakotas and take South Dakota on the Mount Rushmore, which is where Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore shitty tourist destination no offense. Okay great segment Shitty tourist destination. Okay, you show up. You go. Oh, there's mountain. All right. See you Yeah, South Dakota. Okay, all right. Good Mount Rushmore cold I I would have if I were participating in this Mount Rushmore I would have made the case listen. I understand natural beauty is counting for something I Got nothing for Alaska literally. I was thinking about that shit for I mean never going it's so far far away I would like to go though, but dude. It's so fucking far away. Do you even have golf there? I Would just go fishing. Oh go fishing. I don't even need I don't even need a rod. I don't know I just think that like a lot so much land. I know they just look at that as a fucking moose on the golf course Alaska gets a lot of pub just because it's so like different and weird and it's just like all right. I get it like You know your way up there it's cold. I mean it's definitely inconvenient to get to but I think I think it's got to be a Top maybe it probably definitely top 10 beauty state. Oh, yeah, and once it for them It's never never gets you probably golf at 11 o'clock at night there He probably could unless it was wintertime then you couldn't golf at all really good crab All right, good Mount Rushmore. Excellent Sam. Where are there any that you were thinking about picking Zack? I thought you were gonna scum play the hits it would have been great if you just went straight like I thought about you California, Texas California, New York. Yeah, I thought about taking Massachusetts. Take the state of Chicago Just can just really fire the people I did that was the we started there. We didn't finish there. Yeah, New York's not a bad pick. It's just so big Yeah, well, you mean it's not a bad state No, it's a bad state New York's a bad there's big enough that there's some good parts. Oh, God You like off love. Yeah, which is pretty it's very like Ohio coated. It is yeah, it's all people care Basically Ohio. Yeah Think Ohio people are gonna be mad. No, no, they actually they don't care at all when you best state of Ohio They're really cool about it. Am I wrong? Yes. I think you're a little wrong. I don't think Ohio is that bad. You're right about the fact Ohio people are crazy about Ohio. That is a fact like they are like I said if we had a Mount Rushmore state pride they'd be very high up there. I've been to some very nice places in Ohio. Do you think anyone's ever that's not from Ohio had dreams and goals of ending up in Ohio? Yeah. See you guys are just scared. No, no, I'm thinking about it. I probably not because I disagree with you. It must mean that I'm scared. No, I know I know I'll answer you probably not. I do not think people from outside of Ohio are like I can't wait to someday move to us. Yes, there are some people they live in Kentucky and they're like I can't wait to get to. The tuck is nice. Yeah, but a lot of people are like I can't wait to get to Cincinnati across that bridge. I'm going to move to the big city when I grow up. What about the what about the birthplace of grit? Youngstown. We've been. It's fine. There's your Youngstown review. I like Youngstown the Italian street festival was pretty sick when we did a rough and rowdy there. Okay, Hank, I was surprised you didn't take Pennsylvania. It's kind of like New York. Pennsylvania's got a lot. Yeah, the middle is got nothing, but the the each side's got good cities. But much like Ohio Hank has a a history of denigrating the good people of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia, though. Hallfield. Pittsburgh. Windsor's Penn State. We are. Yeah, we are. You always are. Yeah, I always stay are. Okay, let's get to Jerry O'Connell in his fantasy preview before we do that. Pete, he's got a couple ads. Before we get to Jerry O'Connell, he's brought to you by our great friends over at BetterHelp show sponsored by BetterHelp. You've heard me talk about BetterHelp for a long time, but I don't know that we've ever actually talked about how much people love this service when they use it. You can check it out yourself. BetterHelp.com/reviews. See amazing customer reviews in real time. 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It's I used to get nervous about all the us and us because someone would count them. There was like an meter. I don't know. But now the pressure is. But now you're totally not thinking about that. People really look to me as a fantasy leader or guru. Yeah, you are. Who? People. Yeah. And do people come up to you and ask you. You know what's funny? People do come up to me. I was at LAX by myself and a guy came up to me. I should have known I was in trouble when he was wearing all Panthers gear. By the way, this is off season. So it's a little crazy. If you're wearing all Panthers gear and on your way connecting a flight to if they're playing Tampa, fine. But it was like it was like June full Panthers gear. And he came up to me and grabbed my arm and terminal four of LAX and went chubahover. Chubahover. Chubahover. Chubah. And then just walked off. And it's kind of hot. I love it. I love it. I really love it. It's great. Mincy cornered me and just kept like repeating over and over again DJ more, DJ more, DJ more, DJ more. Oh, he's high on DJ more. Very high on DJ more. And I got to tell you I do take that advice. He's uh, I mean, we'll get into it. He's a Savon. He, uh, he's high on a lot of stuff though. To be honest. It's so sad. Uh, funny watching him try and round second yesterday. Yeah, then he took off the boot. That boot. He didn't take it off. He took it off. Miracle. Oh gosh. His doctor's going to be a little upset about that. Yeah. Uh, well, he actually still sees a family pediatrician. He's on that out the other day. He sees his child. Yeah, exactly. There's an aquarium. There's highlights magazine in the, uh, lobby. It's an aquarium. It's a vet. Yeah. Have they had the talk with him about getting the HPV vaccine yet? I'm not sure. I actually, that's hippos. So we wouldn't, we would actually not get into that. Uh, when you're a big boy, when you're a big boy, we're a big person. You, uh, yeah, when he gets his shots, the doctor does the little thing where like there's, there's like the wooden yeah, and like pricks him and then pricks him and then pricks it. You know, just a little game. Yeah. Lollipop stuff. Um, no, it's red nose. I know it's been set. I know it's been set a bunch, but, uh, Tim Woods, Tim MM 2M's is, uh, the hero of Kent Barstool. Is this a fantasy preview of the Barstool Capricamp? All right. You want to get into it? No, no, no, I'm just wondering. You know, I'm, I'm last year you gave us, uh, open to everything, open to the universe. I've been dying to know what this year's theme is going to be. All right. Jerry, how many pages do you have? Big cat has been asking me all week long here at Kent Barstool. How long is this going to fucking be? No, that's not, that was not how long this is going to be. How many? How was not this the question that I asked you? I said, how much time do you need? Because I have other things I have to do. And you said, I need 90 minutes. It's great. I, a lot of you already, I got to tell you big cat, and I'm going to say this to your face, I don't care about it about you or PFT. I care, I care about, I care about the AWLs. Right. And this being an educational experience. Right. Right. That's it. Mm hmm. So if you have to sit here for two and a half hours. Yep. Go take a peepee big cat because this is, we're doing this. We're doing this. Things take time. Yeah. Things do take time. That said, are we ready? I'm ready. I'm ready to go for this. This is maybe the most informative episode of part of my take that we do per year. I get excited for this every year. You're just a lot of jokes, but you come out here and you actually get, you give some some good information sometimes. Right now, Jerry, we're at the portion of, of like the, like we're sitting next to each other at a nice fancy dinner and our legs have brushed up against each other a couple of times. And you feel that bolt of electricity, but we're still here with other people. Yeah. I just want to fuck. Okay. Me and you, I want to, I want to be inside you. Well, I, I want to be courted a little bit. Okay. I mean, I want to, I can't just jump into bed. Okay. Is Hank not joining us? He's here. Thank you, my join us. No, he's, he's, he's here. He's going to win, when, when Jerry needs him, he can come in. I think he's okay. Let's know Hank. He's low management. This is actually smart of him because he knows the courting process. No, I, I'm defending him. Jumping here. When he needs to be in, he'll be in, I would just, I don't know, I like having Hank on the show. Come on, Hank. Why are you upset, Hank? I don't, you're, I don't, I don't, he has to be on till Jerry starts bringing him up. Cause then when the box come on, I'm gonna sit here. Please only be hanging for the people in Netflix. Hank is always a part of the process. Well, a couple things about being here at Camp burst to alarm. Rico Boscow's night terrors are pretty insane. And, and PFT was talking to him last night. It was like talking to another realm. It was like, you were having a full-on conversation with him. - I was trying to walk him through it. He was like, he was looking for somebody, and I thought maybe he was looking for Hank. So it was like, it's okay, Rico. Hank's here, everything's gonna be okay. Hank's here, and then he got confused by that, and then I was just like, it's okay, Rico. Rico's here, Rico's here, it'll be fine. He's like, where's Rico? But we got through it. It was something. I do have to say, when he got into the fight, I shouldn't say this, but I'm going to. And he was right about it. When he got into the fight and I was holding him back, and it's difficult to hold him back. He was fighting with Nikki Smokes over some blown call. I was holding him back, and I was like, Rico, like, just calm down. He was really like fired up. Spiddle was coming out of his mouth. And he looked at me and went a million views. And he was right. That thing got a million views. He knows that he's doing. All right, let's start, guys, you ready? Yes, I'm ready to fuck. You look great, Jimmy. There it is. You look incredible. He looks so good. Get up to crack it. Oh, yeah. Crack your cherry. How many pages is that? That combination, right? By the way, thank you to Jerry for doing the voice work for part of my book. Ready to two chapters. He's the best. He's the best. So fun. It was a really good time, and I'm sorry if my Portonoy accent was a little New Yorkish. The bass in accent is a little tough. You getting a blanky, Hank? Is this like an ad thing, or are you blanky? No, I'm old, chilly. He's a little chilly. Okay. Here we go. I'm going to say it again. We're going to be open to the universe this season. Oh, I can't have, you know, a few years ago if you recall, I was like, we've got a draft Aaron Waller and the fourth. That didn't work out. Right. Last year, I was like, we've got a draft, Jaden Daniels. He's going to break all records. Yeah, every record you said. Yup, every record. And that didn't work out. Some would say it was even like a, like a, like a jinx. Curse. I'm actually, I'm, I'm going to ask for, I'm a little nervous this year because so much is happening. There's so many injuries. It's, I'm asking the AWLs for help this year. I would like help. I'm going to be very open with during the draft. I'm going to talk to Zach about maybe even streaming it. I, I need help this year. And it needs to be constructive help. It can't be. What's that basic? I'm listening. Um, I, I, I just, like, I'll be the first to admit, I can't get over the hump. I haven't won. No, you can't win the big one. I, I, I, I just can't, you can't. Um, so I was going to do something a little different this year where I was going to go round by round, player by player. And not, okay. And not team by team. Every player. Hank, are you like? Well, I was going to go every round. Player by player individually. Okay. But I, uh, I, uh, I had like, uh, I do some, whenever I do recording, I go to like a walk and we have a walk in closet. Um, it's mostly my wife's clothes. It's all my wife's clothes. Um, but the sound is very good in there. It's sort of dampens the sound. It doesn't sound hollow like a cabin in Northern Wisconsin. Um, and I, I recorded myself going round by round and I played it back. And it was, uh, it was super boring. And it went on way too long on like other, like fantasy previews that I've done. Yeah, you can have that. And, um, I realized like when, when you've draft a player, you're not just drafting a player, you're buying into a, a team, you know, you're, you're buying into a, a, a process, a, a thought process, a system of, uh, a way of life. What's the word I'm looking for a, a, a family? Mm-hmm. So we were not doing the round by round thing, a philosophy. So that, like all that said, we're going to start with the AFC East. Okay, okay, okay. So you recorded an entire, a rehearsal and it was, it was shit. It, uh, it just went on. It seemed to go on way too long. It just went on and on and on and on, um, how many times do you listen back to it? It's just three times. I gotta, I gotta, you gotta send that to us. Um, okay, let's start with Miami. It's sort of interesting. What are our feelings? Again, I'm asking for help. What are our feelings on, on Malik Willis? He's pretty good last year. Yeah, I thought so too. He was good in a, on a good team. Yeah, with a good, so you're saying the packers are a good team. They were last year. They went to the playoffs. Okay. Uh, a good team, good coaching staff. Will he be able to do it on a, uh, worst team, worse run franchise? Right. Well, um, his receivers are too, too at well and Malik Washington. And I don't have much confidence in either of them. So I think he's going to have a little trouble in the passing game. I am pretty high on Devon, uh, chain. Devon, uh, chain, um, yeah, 12 TDs last season, 1300 yards, elite pass catcher. Do you, you said his name wrong twice? A Chan, H and H and, um, what do we know about Bobby Slowick? His new offensive coordinator. He was, uh, he was a hot young offensive brain a couple of years ago. CJ Stroud. I understand that year. And then kind of, but then he fell off, fell off a little bit. So I'm a little concerned about that offense other than, yeah, Devon, H, H and, let's move on to the Patriots. Oh, I can't tell are you, are you high on Malik for his Russian? I'm not. Okay. Yeah. That was actually a very good dolphins preview. Yeah. You said the one name that could possibly maybe be drafted if you had to do a two quarterback league. Yeah. And then the one running, and he is last time I was doing mock drafts. I don't know what's going to happen when this comes out. If someone's injured or something happens, he was going in the second round. And I think he's, uh, I think he's worthy. Yeah, he's very good. Yes. And he's very fast. Um, that was really good. Let's go to the Patriots. Take a compliment one time, um, she's crazy. I think, and I can't believe I'm saying this. I think Drake May is going to break all records next season and just be, I, I think he's going to have an incredible season to, um, uh, I think the addition of AJ Brown, I think the addition of AJ Brown, uh, working with head coach Raeble, uh, I think Trevion as a running back, who had 90 d's and splitting carries, splitting time, um, Romeo dogs. Uh, now I'm, I'm going to talk about other receivers that they have in a second. Um, I, I think we could have as many as three patriots on our team. Well, next year, I, I think they're going to really have a huge year. And I think Drake May is going to, I, I, I, I, I know last year I said that about another quarterback, but I believe Drake may is going to break all records. You know, I think he's going to be the guy, all records. Yeah, I think he's young about good about that. Feel great about that. You know, coming from a galley, Jerry, what's that supposed to mean? He's a fantasy expert. Yeah. Um, I have some questions. Uh, isn't it incredible that we haven't heard anything about that Taylor Swift wedding? Like nothing has come out about it. We actually did what we heard some things. We heard some things. We're not going to say who we heard him from where we heard him from because we are good friends. But we heard some things, um, not bad things. Just how crazy it was. Yeah. $30 million wedding. That's what they're saying. It's crazy. I mean, that's like, I mean, Max has had five weddings. You figure, like, uh, at least like a few tens, like tens of thousands of dollars each wedding, at least, um, we could have three. You do Sandler officiate it. Anybody talk about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you did the baby voice or you think you did like the adult? Like the ring, the circle, like the circle, the bill, yeah, the Billy Madison. You think he did like, I know, but no. Yeah, yes. Why? Where do you think he was like, I'm going to take this seriously. No, I think he did the, the former. Do you know where this time end to be your monthly wedding hospital? Do you know, you know, you know, say, man, yeah, very nice man. Do you, is there any chance you can get into his click? Cause it feels like if you are, you just get into his movies. Uh, I'm, I'm not that type with them. Uh, I'm not that type with them. We should try that. Do you think, uh, do you think at the wedding, he wore shorts? Yeah, shorts and a big, uh, I hope so. He's a sweatshirt sweatshirt. Yeah, he probably actually asked to keep one end of MSG open circuit hoop. Yeah. My only issue with the patriots is. We're not in the show just. My only issue with the patriots and this is a serious question. Okay. records. We're sort of watching it happen with Dishon Watson right now. We watch it happen with Tiger Woods. Someone I'm being serious for a second. We've seen we've seen someone go through a scandal. Yeah. Yeah. And performance-wise they were never the same. Right. Are we in agreement with that? Yes. Yes. I've seen this before. Dishon Tiger. Dishon Tiger. We have seen them go through scandals. Yes. And never be the same. Tiger came back. But he never was the fully same. He won the he won. He won a Master's. Yeah. But he was a prominent. He wasn't Pete Tiger. Clearly number one in the world. Do we agree on that Hank? Which scandal? It's candles before that too. Yeah. No, I'm just saying would you agree on that? No. Okay. Okay. Would you agree that we haven't seen the same Dishon Watson as we saw when he was one with the Texans? Yes. Okay. Good point, Jerry. So legal troubles. They both have seen it before. So these things do affect so legal issues. Legal issues. Yes. Sometimes they affect on-field performance, on-course performance. I'm concerned possibly we may see that with the Patriots coaching staff this season. Okay. That's my only trepidation about not drafting Drake Main saying he's going to break all records and be the best in the league. So you're going so you now are it's my only trepidation. But Hank says that it doesn't it's not always the case. So we're leaning again toward having three Patriots on our team. I do think AJ Brown is going to help Drake Main. I think AJ Brown with an older with a younger quarterback will sort of I don't want to say get his way but we'll take sort of that alpha role on that team that I think AJ thrives in and I think coach Raible if he doesn't like go with the Sean Tiger route will will help AJ. Do you think that AJ is sometimes too vocal and that could that could provide like a little instability for you know it's funny. I've talked to my friend who's a huge Philly fan. He's the guy who helps me with the poems and everything Ryan. He's the tone executive. Sony executive. Um he said to me once I was when when AJ was like reading books on sidelines and causing a disturbance on the Eagles team. Yeah. He said this is how you want your wide receiver ones. We've made that argument before that diva wide receivers are not always the worst thing. You won't a guy who's wired like that. Like, hey, I need to be kind of multiple. Yeah, it can go south. But you hope it doesn't go south. But you want a guy who's maybe suffer from deeper problems. You know, you want the guy who basically says I am always open. Um let me ask uh and Hank really be honest here. Please Hank beyond and Hank, you got to stop you on it. I'm not going to get mad at you, Hank, because I said some things on this podcast where I was sexual and I was I was talking about the company I was working for and and adding sexual acts toward Hank and I'm not going to do that again. And I do want to apologize. I would like to apologize for yawning. I got like two hours of sleep last night. I was trying to just be off on the side of the camera and I got called in here to say nothing. But I will be honest with you. But can we get you a mountain? I like seeing your face Hank. I'm sorry. But can we get you a mountain do or something or a creamy mountain do or anything? That was nice. Jerry, that's very big of you. Tasting great since 48. Apologizing to Hank for the time that you said that you would. Well, I'm apologizing to Hank. I'm also apologizing to the extremely large company that I worked for that had to hear all that that was that wasn't HR situation. Um, but I do want to ask you when this news came out about the 49ers owner this past week about him going to a trailer park and soliciting a prostitute. Um, did that did that immediately make you think of your owner of the Patriots? Yes, it did. Did it make you relieved? Like, look, everyone's doing it. Yeah, I guess. Okay. Um, now let me ask you this. Uh, obviously, but we were just talking about him a quarterback to Sean Watson solicited exposed himself, uh, allegedly, uh, and was punished by the league. Uh, what do you think? I mean, I know it's in the past now, but, uh, well, well, do you think, how do you compare all of these acts and what the league? I am guessing that this is going to play out similar, similar release. Yep, similarly, similarly, with, with Mr. Craft, where they're so rich, they're billionaires, they're going to get the best legal team. And this is going to get thrown on court and become essentially a non-issue, even though it is an issue, but he's already pleaded no contest. So it's not, I don't think it's going to court. So it's going nowhere. Yeah, he just got fine. Yeah, the legal process. He served one day in jail, time served. So that's the same as Robert Krabs. It's over. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to pay, you know, he has been talking to talk about it. No, they're going to move on from it. And that'll be that. That's what happens in your billionaire. That's actually pretty astute. Okay. Yeah. Good to know. Hank, did you see the Aaron Rodgers? I mean, I know we're, we're strictly bar stool. We're strictly bar stool. Mountain Dew tastes great. It's 48. Did you see the Aaron Rodgers Pat McAfee interview? Pat McAfee's on ESPN. He's got a show on ESPN. Did you see the Aaron Rodgers Pat McAfee training camp interview? I did not. Yeah. Anyone else see it? I saw it. Yeah. Where he was, he was questioning, he was saying, he was questioning why. Yeah, yeah. Browning the show. Thanks for listening. Yeah, but good call, Hank. He was also questioning why no one else was talking about your coach and, uh, yeah, there's my, as my hot seat. Yeah. Um, that he was the only one that talked about it. Actually, Aaron, he, he wasn't. If you recall, I actually had a special episode of part of my take where I actually had some questions and I talked about it. Yeah. On ESPN. No, here, right here, I, I'm exclusively here. Aaron's point was about ESPN, the network. Yeah, but I think he was saying he was the only one who was willing to bring it up and talk about on ESPN. Yeah. Yeah. But actually here, you guys were very nervous about bringing it up. It's like, well, yeah, I know, well, I know, but, but what I'm trying to say is like, you guys seemed to afraid. You were like, you guys were just watching the whole situation like, uh, like a, like a cook. You guys were like, cucks. Oh, I see. Yeah. By the way, we have your trophy for you. You can ship it to me because we're like, cucks. I don't know why you guys didn't get cuck the year. I mean, Jerry, I've been thinking about it. I don't think he's a cuck. I really don't. The thing that kind of pushed me over the edge was when he told us that he stood in his wife's closet for multiple hours, talking to himself because he's scared to talk anywhere else in his house. Not a cuck. Hank, one last question. Do you think Robert Kraft sent like a, like a signal message? What's like the app that, like the, that the messages burn signal or what's that? The one I use with Adam Schefter when I send a dark web shit. Um, do you think he sent a, like a message to the 49ers owner, like, like an emoji, like a crying laughing emoji or something? Yeah, maybe like a PR crisis team or something. Oh, yeah, maybe a link to a team. Okay. Oh, that's what the Patriots. Okay. We're probably gonna have three Patriots. Yeah. Um, let's be really regret saying how fast we went through the dolphin. Yeah, I mean, it was a dollar. Let's move on to the jets. Um, memes. What's up? Uh, am I weird to feel really positive about the jets this season? Is that, is that wrong of me? Am I being tricked again? No, I think they have, I think they probably have the best quarterback they've had in how long memes Aaron Rodgers got hurt, Zach Wilson sucked. Justin Fields wasn't good. Aaron Rodgers second year was. Yeah, he was okay. But I would maybe take, I mean, I would say that the jets have a very good roster. And we'll see about the quarterback. Okay. So then whose average then they could be good. Yeah. Whose fault was the Raiders last season? Who do we pin that? We don't, we don't talk about it. I don't remember who coach. We don't talk about who coached the team. We don't talk about who was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's coach. Why don't we talk about that? No, we don't talk about that. Can you, I don't understand the joke. No, we just like, we like Pete Carroll is very good coach. I think that you get one Mulligan and that year just doesn't exist for him. So like, I mean, I'm sorry to say this and I'm sorry to make this show political. But is he like the Joe Biden of like coaches like out there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? What? Like, like, like, like, what has, what happened last year? Why should I get excited about the jets this year? Yeah. Because you know, if you were coached by Pete Carroll, that's it. Well, it was Chip Kelly. It was Chip Kelly. And Gino's a good guy on and off the field seven Sunday heroes. He's a recurring guest in part of my take. You know, I'm so afraid to bring this up. But I live in Calabasas. It's a Tony suburb of Los Angeles. Hank, you should come out. We have some golf courses out there and everything. Someone asked me to run for like a city. There was a city council seat. Someone said, you should fill it. And I was like, I don't have time. I I have the fantasy preview stuff like that. And they said it's like nothing, just like do it. You have to show up to like two meetings a year. And I swear to you, my first thought was someone's going to dig up me imitating Gino Smith on part of my take. And it's going to, I'm going to get canceled and canceled. And it's just not worth it. Do you know, PFT, I could kill you. When I texted you, I don't feel comfortable doing this. This might be wrong. You were like, no, no, it's fine. Do it. Everyone's going to laugh. It's great. Trust me. It was awesome. It was great. It was great. In fact, can you just, can you wrap up your Jets preview, but just as Gino Smith? No, I'm not doing that ever again. But I will say this. It's so good though. Bring your cleats. I'm so sorry. I want to apologize, everyone. Please don't cancel me. I swear I'm an open-minded kind individual. I really do. Oh gosh, a breeze hall could be our fourth round pick. I cannot believe he's going as late as the fourth. Memes, can you tell me why he's going as late as the fourth round? He just seems like such a stud to me. Oh, Jets. Oh wow. No, it's fair. I'm not fighting, Hank. Why do you think Breeze is going as late as the fourth? We groin injury right now. OK. Let's move on to Buffalo. Josh Allen, if we do miss on Drake Memes, going to break all records, could be our quarterback. If he falls to us in the third round, if he's around there, he may go earlier than that. I've got to tell you why I believe in Josh Allen. When I had children, I became a good worker. Like, I didn't stop going out. Big cat, speak on this. Yeah. Yeah. You feel everything goes in a sense. But just hold on a second. You said that if we don't get Drake Memes, we'll take Josh Allen. Do you think that Drake Memes going to go before Josh Allen? No. I don't. But if for some reason, there's like a run on quarterbacks. Right. I think the run on quarterbacks might start with Josh Allen. If we're at the late, I don't know when we're picking. If we're in the third or fourth round, and Josh Allen is available before Drake Memes, we're obviously taking Josh Allen. All right. Yes. I agree with that. I just wanted to double check my fantasy expert. Jerry, you haven't picked the draft order for a league yet. Usually you're in charge of that, and by in charge, I mean, you just kind of do it. Yeah. Just give us first picking. Well, I'm not doing that again because I did it once, and I know there's a lot of professional athletes on that. Yep. On that chain. And I'm not sure if Geno Smith is-- I don't know who the professional athletes are. I just know they're rich professional athletes. And someone kept writing, who the fuck is this guy? Who the fuck is this guy? Because I did it. Sometimes I do things like shirtless. And they were like, who the fuck is this guy? Get this fucking guy off my chain. Who the fuck are you? This is your-- Were you going to introduce yourself? It was just like, here's me, a shirtless guy. And here's your order. And I'm picking first. Yeah. Shout out. You could forgive them for being like, hey, who is this guy? CJ McCollum was a great basketball player, by the way. And that buzzer beater was-- I know it was against the Knicks. That was-- he did make that shot in time. It was incredible. Look it up. Everybody knows it. Anyone who's a Knicks or also knows what I'm talking about. Has a winery. We should say the McCollum family winery. We should give them a plug. Believe it's in Oregon or Washington in the Pacific Northwest. It does change you being a father, though, talking-- For sure, Sharon. You know, you're not just worried about like golf, you know. All the time. We're real. Absolutely. I think there's the bump. The baby bump is real. You know, just think about like, women and Dallas, you know? You ever in touch with her, Hank? No. No contact at all? No. You don't think about her? Nope. I think about her. Yeah, we know, we know you too. What's up, Tiff? Let's move on to the AFC North. It's funny. I am sleeping next to Jersey Jerry, who just like every night before we go to sleep, like, leans over and is like-- Can you believe he's-- people don't know this. Jersey Jerry's is a thumb-sucker. Yeah, he looks big time. And he like takes his time out and he goes, you better fuck it, talk about the Steelers. Well, he wants you to tell you about like, deep dark Hollywood shit. Yeah. He wants to know about the pedophiles, you know? He keeps asking that. That's so weird. Any rituals he had to do, Jerry? He keeps asking, like, tell me about some secrets. I did give him a little bit. I told him about the audition I went on where the gentleman came to the door and just a robe. I did tell him that. He didn't want to hear that at all. I don't want to hear that. You can talk about the Steelers, right? I'm very interested in the Steelers. I am interested to see if Coach McCarthy and Aaron Rogers can reignite their magic. How do we feel about that? There has been about 20 years in between when they were winning Super Bowls. I feel good about it, Jerry. I do. I think some of the off-the-field stuff with Aaron Rogers points in a good direction for a reuniting. That's kind of been the theme of his past years. Mending fences, moving forward. People that used to be close with him. So I feel like getting back with his old coach. Maybe they weren't super happy with each other at the end. But it feels like that's something that's throughout his entire life pulling him in that direction. So I think this might be the year that the Steelers want to play off-game. Is it like people who go through a divorce? They call up an X. And it's just comfortable. And they just feel comfortable with them. Yeah, they know all of the situations. Yeah. I agree. Do you know anybody like that in your life? That would call up an X? I don't. Just please, don't. I don't, I don't. Because I get into so much trouble. You don't even understand. Just don't. There's multiple ways I can go. Just don't. Guys, I'm begging you. Is that-- are we talking everywhere? Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you. I'm in there. Hank. Hank, no. Hank, I'm going. Hank, you're just-- you're just light me up, Hank. I'm telling you, I'm like, I haven't slept. I'm next to, like, in a room where we can't sleep. I-- Hank, you're really-- You want to be here. I don't know who you want, I'm supposed to be there. You can't be upset. I'm not going to-- I'm not going to get upset. Hank is not going to get under my skin. What about you and X's? Like, if you called up, like, Juliana Ransik. No one even knows what you're talking about. We're team Jerry, by the way. Strong and hard team Jerry. It's something interesting is happening in Pittsburgh because Pittman is there now. Pittman came from the Colts. So it's a little more difficult. We were kind of high on DK Metcalf, who had a-- not a great year or less, last season. I'm leaning more toward drafting Pittman over Metcalf. I have to tell you. I just-- and the thing that really turns me on, I'm going to name some receivers that played under the McCarthy Aaron Rodgers team. Jordi Nelson, member of these new years, Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Devonta Adams, Randall Cobb. Like, is that Pittman Rodgers this next season possibly? We're staying away from their backfield because Jaylen Warren and Rico Dowdell, who's now on the Steelers, are going to split carries. If you remember, Rico Dowdell took a lot of carries and from Chewbub. But, wow, that Aaron Rodgers interview won. Can you put your phone down a sec, Peter? Yeah, I was looking to see where Kenneth Gainwell won because I remember he was no longer the Steelers. I didn't know what team he was on because there's really good on the Steelers last year. He's a buck, by the way. It-- well, Aaron Rodgers really covers it all when he goes on that Pat McAfee show. Wow, he was calling out Fauci and all that stuff. Where do we stand on this podcast? Was it a lab or a wet market? Or Tim, I don't know. Personally? Yeah. Lab. Lab? Yeah. I have no idea. Are you just afraid to take a stand? No, I actually have no, because I've seen so much stuff on both sides. And I'm like, probably a lab. I'm team lab. What are the chances that it was-- man, I don't have to get political. What are the chances it was developed in a lab in Wuhan and then also discovered outside that lab in Wuhan and had nothing to do with a lab? I-- What do you think, Jerry? I'm going to go with lab. Yeah. I just think there's just too many coincidences. Hank, where do you stand? Lab. Lab, yeah. Sounds like we're all lab. Yeah. Well, PFT didn't really answer. He was like, well, because of it, but it could have been outside the lab. I could see it. You're sort of cucking out right now. I can pretend to be a scientist until you, but yeah, common sense would say lab. But the truth is I actually don't know. All right, we're still in the AC North. The Bengals, it's funny. Real problem with the Bengals. First of all, Jamar Chase, as we're recording this, limped off the field yesterday. We hope he's OK. Press for Jamar. No, it's not that serious. Someone's limping off. That was prayers for Demar, but that was like someone passed away. - Yeah. - Briefly. - Or he didn't really, he guys. - You know, I do love Joe Barrow in the sense that he's got T Higgins and Jamar Chase's weapons. Like, that's like fantasy wet dream. But do we believe on this podcast and we don't, like, we're not negative? Do we believe he's going to play an entire season, an entire-- - Yes, we do. - I do. - I would very much like him, too. - Yeah, well, so we would all like him, too. - Yeah. - The league is better when Joe Barrow is out there all season. - Yep. - But I mean, it's just, I get so scared drafting any Bengals because they do have injuries. Especially at the quarterback position. Like Chase Brown in the third round, he's sort of like just a workhorse, unsung hero and fantasy. - What do we stand on our quarterbacks going to, like, fashion shows and all that stuff in the off season? - Oh, like, yeah, he's in Europe, right? - Just Europe a lot over there. - Just high fashion, a lot of like-- - I think whatever it is-- - Here is always changing, always changing. - Not for me personally, but whatever it is, it's probably good for your quarterback to have something besides football that he's passionate in. Just like get a little break for a little bit. - So I think you're a real good thing. - But I mean, like, take someone like, we see footage of like Sam Darnold, like just sitting in airports like studying film like in the off season. Like, if you had a franchise, would you want your quarterback? - I want them to express themselves however they want it to. - Okay, okay, well then, your personal leagues, you can draft Joe Barrow. We're still in the AFC North. - So you're saying you're not drafting Joe, is what I'm saying? - I'm, again, I'm open to the universe. If he falls to us in a later round and we don't have a quarterback at that point because we've missed on Josh Allen and Drake May, who's gonna break all records, then I would feel a little tingly drafting him, but listen, he could be one. Could get injured. - Okay. - But these are things that happen in fantasy. As your fantasy manager, I have to take all these things into account. - Your mindset injuries can happen. How do I thought about it like that? - Hey, what was these shit that you guys were pulling when we were driving out to the airport when you were saying that there's some draft king, that there's some draft king's fantasy guy, you were whispering to each other, that there's a fantasy specialist. - We're open to the universe here on part of my take, so we are always open to-- - So who's the fantasy guy you were saying is dead? - We're not gonna say that because we haven't had him on the show yet, but when draft kings, if they ask us, hey, we've got this person that is also a partner of ours, and we think he'd be a good fit on PMT for a fantasy episode, then we have to, you know, we have to certainly take it into consideration. - Were you whispering into to each other, is like, you wanna me to hear that? - No, no, no. - Actually, I didn't know that you heard until just now. - Jerry, would you like to have more information or less information? - I mean, I guess more information, yeah. - There you go, so open to the universe. - Let's move on to Baltimore, Lamar, the false to us in the third is always in the mix, Derek Henry in the second, false to us. - Let me ask you this, Jerry, if both Lamar and Josh fall to it, because you said that same thing about those two quarterbacks. So it's the third round, it's your pick. Lamar is on the table, Josh is on the table, who are you taking? - Here's the thing, and you obviously know less about fantasy than I do. - That's definitely true. - A draft is a weird nebulous moving. It's like Tiffany Gomez, you can't pin it down. You don't know what mood it's gonna be in, where it's gonna be. It's like the commuter triangle. - It's like a tuba cover, exactly. We're in the third, late in the third, and Josh Allen is there for some insane reason. - We're taking-- - Gotta do it. - If in the second, these maniacs were in this league with having a run on quarterbacks, you just don't know what's gonna happen. I'm just saying, I'm open to the universe, and I'm going to be definitely live on X. I may be streaming with Zach. I'm gonna let everybody know who's there. We're gonna be open to the universe. Derek Henry, obviously, you're back at Baltimore. - I noticed you didn't answer the question though. - I didn't answer the question. - Josh or Lamar? - Josh on the table. - Later, of course, I think Josh. - All right, so far we've got Josh, over Lamar, lab, overweb market. - Drake May over both. - Yeah. Robert Kraft texting word in on his owners. There's this X account called Polymark. I don't even know what it is. I just like, my X algorithm is just all fantasy football these days. There was some rookie, jacory Lane, the USC rookie. Everyone's telling me, X seems to be telling me I should be drafting him. Okay, this is really interesting and Big Cat, you have to answer this for me. - Yeah. - The Ravens have a new offensive coordinator who came from the Bears. - Yes. - Why, after the Bears last great season, would an offensive coordinator leave that situation? - Because Ben Johnson is the offensive coordinator. - Right, so you're saying, I believe it's Declan Doyle, is he a offensive coordinator? - Yes. - Wanted to call plays and Ben Johnson doesn't allow him to. - Well, no, I think Ben Johnson gives, I mean, he obviously had an important role with the Bears, but I think that Ben Johnson, part of, he's even said this because Antoine Randallel called plays in the first preseason game in the second half. He's like, he's gonna, Ben Johnson said he's gonna be a head coach soon. He, Ben Johnson, I think, believes that pumping up your guys, promoting your guys is a good strategy versus being like, oh, we don't want them to leave. We don't want to, you know, try to block them. He wants his guys to be successful. And ultimately, it's not as much of a ding when Ben Johnson is the offensive guy, who's gonna be the head coach who's never gonna leave. - So, and I'm actually not throwing shade. - Yeah. - You're a not hank. Declan Doyle, this was a step up for him going, being an offensive coordinator for more control. - He's gonna have more. - Yeah, 'cause Ben Johnson, it's like Kyle Shanahan or Shawn McVeigh, like the offensive coordinators for the 49ers of the Rams. They are offensive coordinators. They might be calling into the quarterback, put the game plan in the offensive philosophies and everything that goes into it is the head coach. So Ben Johnson is kind of the offensive coordinator and then Declan Doyle now is going to have more on his plate with the Ravens. - No, I just wanted that situation. - Yeah. - Would you rather have a promotion or not a promotion? - Well, I didn't realize, my only question was, I understand promotions, but going from offensive coordinator to offensive coordinator, someone called that a lateral move. I just wanted to know, you're saying it's a promotion. - Yeah, it is. - I do wanna say, I did have a boss once, a director named Kenny Leon, who the day he walked in, saw the whole cast and the first thing he said was, my job here is to make sure your next job is better than this job. - That's what Ben Johnson does. - That really, did that work out for you? - Acting wise, it's been a little quiet. - You should be in more movies. - Yeah, we believe in you. - I was in a tubing movie this year. - Summer's last resort. Look it up, the girl's name is Summer, which is confusing. - But I like that philosophy. All right, still in the AFC North. Hank, what's going on with your phone? - Just checking it. - Okay, here we are at the Browns. I just, I can't, you know, I mean, Quinshawn Jug, Junkin, Juddkins, they're running back, I just can't, I just can't. I mean, the computers are telling us to draft him if he falls to us, but I just, God, you know what's funny? I don't like getting massages. - Okay. - Like, I, I'm, I'm, I, why, what was funny, you said that you know what's funny? And I realized that was funny. - Well, I, I just, I'm not kidding. I don't like getting them. Like, do you guys get massages regularly? - I've had a couple, I'm kind of with you. - It's just like, if you get a guy, like, you don't want to be like-- - It's awkward when he asks you to get you off. - Well, you don't, (laughing) - Is that what you're going to say? - No. - Oh. - I was going to say, you don't want to be the guy who goes to the front, who goes, yes, I'll have a massage. Would you like a man or a woman? You don't want to be like, you don't want to like, full robber craft and just be like, yeah, woman. Oh, come on, man. - Wait, you're saying you're uncomfortable asking for a woman? - So I just go, I don't care, I don't care. I'm not, that's not important to me. - Right. - Come on, baby. - It's cut, baby, here. - Thank God. - Answer the question. - It's you're robbing me up. - I'm about to make a boss go on you. - So there are a lot of people who want to get them on you. - You clearly have a preference, but you're too scared to say your preference. - Yeah, I don't want people to think I'm like, I see gender, you know? - Why not? - It's a weird thing for you to not want people to think. - I just like someone had a massage for, I don't want them to think I'm there for like, weird reasons, you know what I think? I want them to think I'm just going there to just get inside. - The more you say it, it does sound like you're there for weird reasons. - But I just don't like, them especially like if they just like you roll a dice and you get the guy if he's like massaging your inner thigh like you're like oh gosh don't please don't get erect don't do it because then that guy's gonna think I have to finish this. Tom Franelli, I wonder if he's listening. He just sent me this text. Wonderful. Oh this is a pretty good man. This is completely. It's the Arnold Schwarzenegger Carl Weathers handshake and one side is Rebecca Romaine during sex. The other side is me listening to the PMT Fantasy preview and in the middle it says wondering if Jerry O'Connell will ever finish. That's literally he's not in this room. That's so funny. That's a funny joke. You know it's when release stun. Did you have Brooks on or who did you have that went oh man every time he says AFC East I'm like oh I better sit down. It was some professional golfer who came on. It's funny. I think it was Brooks. Shout out Brooks. Thanks for being a fan. We're moving to the AFC South. I think there's no way. Brooks is busy closing deals to be in the TGL. It was Max. Yeah. Yeah. Apologies to Max. Sorry. There's been a lot of Brooks talk here on this podcast. That's why my mom was low foggy. Shout out Max. Thanks for tuning into the fantasy preview. AFC South Texans. Dave Montgomery who's there now. Yeah. Very interesting. And going late last time I was drafting he was going in the fourth and fifth rounds. Very interesting to have. He's going to be a stud. Good. Good running back. Let me ask something about your your quarterback on your team. How what kind of attitude do you want your quarterback to have? I'm a little worried about CJ Strouds aura right now. Yeah. Like like you know those videos that they have in quarterbacks coming into training camp and Bryce Young got a little roasted for it's like having like a like a Pokemon backpack and sort of shuffling in with his slides. CJ Stroud was getting roasted the sort of same way. He didn't have like a alpha aura. What do you want from your quarterback? Do you want like a nerdy sort of like Andrew Luck? What do you look for in your quarterback? A person who's good at playing quarterbacks. Yep. One as mom as close to him as possible. These are good questions. That's yet okay. What you really like him to do is you'd like him to leave his his pregnant girlfriend and then start dating a supermodel and they later on they split up and then it gets really into leather and Pokemon cards that he can grip on. That's the ideal. Wow. With six or wolves and until seven actually but yeah. I got to say because we're just on that topic and this isn't even shade in Hank. I'm not even like allowing Hank to bother me emotionally. Those photos that just came out of that dude. Hot. No dude. Something's going to it's something is something is I'm just saying something is off. Can we all be in agreement on that? I would say that when you make it an announcement that you're getting into leather pants. No, it's not even the analysis. There's a question that comes afterwards. I've had a pair of leathers. They do feel pretty empowering especially if you're going to get a massage and you don't care which gender is massaging you. But I'm saying just the image the face. Yeah. Do are we in agreement that I'm not even going to talk to Hank here. I'm going to talk to you guys. Is there something off going on when you look at those photos in open. Are you like? Yes. Are you questioning what is going on here? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not going to get really rude but something is happening, right? Something. Yeah. I got a question. Jerry. Yeah. Saka to me. Hank is Gucci like a big big brand big. They probably huge brand. I was actually asked you. Hey, Jerry O'Connor. We have I would do one million dollars. Yeah. I would do it. I would do it. I would do it. But let me tell you something, Hank. I've seen images of myself especially here at Camp Barstool. They just the image of me and my face wouldn't be jarring. I wouldn't be zooming in saying what what is happening here? What is happening? Isn't that if you're Gucci? That's what you want. If you're if you're an advertiser you're trying to draw people to draw people. I wouldn't say everyone is talking about this. We're talking about you. I know you were talking about it. It's Gucci. I wasn't zooming in on the lead this. I wasn't zooming in on the shoes. I was zooming in on what is happening. And and there are two people here who are in agreement with me on that. What's going on? I'm not going to I don't want to get into it because it's actually. Yeah. It's actually not okay. We're all in agreement in what's going on? Let's get back to the AFC South and the Texans. So on the CJ Stratt thank did you see him recalibrating before the game the other day? I did see that. That might be better. He's recalibrated now. You know I don't know what that was. It's going to be some like you know they hire these trainers and they come up with these crazy things. I don't know if you've ever had a physical therapist where they have you do something. You're like I hate to sound like Billy football but you're just like dude get me under a bench and spot me. Like I don't need to be like touching my fingers counting to 15. It's like I just. I don't know. I just have questions about. Right. What's going on? I have questions. All right. That I'm talking about the AFC South now and the Texans. I don't have that much confidence in CJ Stratt. You know I do want a little more swagger from my from my quarterbacks. You know like or be a full nerd. Be go full Andrew Luck. There are nerds in the league. You know Miles Garrett is like a paleontologist or something. You know I mean always a quarterback. I mean hey bomb Miller is a birder like your science teacher. He's a birder. Shut up. What was his name? Mr. McGuire. Mr. McGuire. He's a birder. Bing bang. We'll get back to Jerry own a second. He's brought you by Twisted T. It's officially the dog days of summer. Twisted T is our go-to for cooling downwards heating up. Where it's hot. You know I'm reaching for something ice cold. 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It's very clear about that. Yeah. You're not complaining with Devon HN. No, we didn't want the show. The podcast. We talked about it. Hey, sometimes I don't listen to the entries guys. Like like this isn't an interview. Hank, I want you to admit right here when you saw those pictures. No, a second. I want you to admit right here when you saw those pictures. You were like what's going on? It just admit you were a little damn. He looks good. What does that suit? I mean, honestly, what are you saying he looks good? Hank, were you saying he looks good? Or were you like what is going on? Listen, it's not. He's not the first person. He's not the last person that maybe got a taste of plastic surgery and then has kept it going. And and he thinks he looks good and to the outside world. He might not look as good. You're in fucking Hollywood. That happens every day. I know, but you don't expect it from a rich guy or hero or heroes. You know what I'm saying? It's a different. It's not how I'm a Brad Pitt. It's not he's he doesn't he doesn't have eight Super Bowl rings. My problem my problem with drafting Basel Tudon. I'm pronouncing that correctly. Probably. Yeah. Is he on the podcast interview him later? Is that and and you're going to understand this. Chris Rodriguez is now on the Jags and you know he takes a lot of touches. So like I'm staying away from that that running back room. In Jacksonville, you getting bored PFT? You're just sort of leaning back. Big cat. Is it a big cat? I'm PFT. Big cat. I'm gonna find my take. Could ride with Trevor. Yes. I got to tell you those those those last few games last season Trevor Lawrence and and Duval head coach Cohen. They were playing some of their best football. I could see I could see Trevor Lawrence having a great year. Parker Washington also will be someone who who's drafting great ladies wide receiver. Let's move on to the Colts. What's so funny? Memes just looked to be said one. It's not one hour dude. It's not I'm timing on my watch. It's been 45 minutes memes. Memes be honest how long has it been? I have the time right from me. One hour. One hour? Yeah. All right. I said I do this in in under 90 minutes. So let's just move on. Colts of course Jonathan Taylor if he's around Tyler Warren of course in the sixth. There's so many good tight ends. I'm not doing that thing where I'm saying we're just taking although I do like Colson Love them. We'll get to that in a second. I was gonna say Alec Pierce was a steal in the seventh round but he's I don't not sure if he's practiced at all this season with Michael Pittman being gone. I am amazed by the way hard knocks has been really boring this year. I'm sorry to any Seattle fans but like it's just it's a boring franchise to see a franchise that's one and they just have a winning sort of way about them. and they just do things right, and they seem to be what's the word functional. It's just annoying, you know, and you know, because they're shooting it in the summer it just looks beautiful and there's just bald eagles everywhere. It just looks gorgeous. It's just a boring season, sorry. The only exciting thing was Derek Hall almost sat Sam Thornold and coach McDonald yelled at him and then afterwards apologized to him and I turned it off at that point. They also signed the cornerback from Detroit. I saw that, and that was kind of exciting, by the way, your stance on kidnapping, I'm not going to talk about that. What is, I will ask you this, I'll going to hit your question with a question, I'm against kidnapping. Thank you for answering my question. What is your stance on drafting players who have legal troubles? Do you think you can sort of change their, change their ways? Are you talking about in fantasy? No, I'm talking about, I'm talking about if you were to own a franchise. Can you change their ways? Yeah, it depends on what their ways are. Okay, let's just say I'll pull this out of a hat of kidnapping. Kidnapping in the past? Yeah. I would be more concerned if they shot a couple of people at Florida and didn't get in trouble for it. That would be a guy I'd say maybe, maybe not. Okay, all right, it's good to know. I can't believe I'm saying this. This is selfish. I would think about the franchise first. I know that's terrible. Before I, before morally, I started, I just, it's football. Yeah, you win games. That's your job. You've got to win games. Just win, baby. I can't believe there's not a Netflix show about the Ursaic Girls. Okay. We really need that. I mean, can you imagine how much fun would be being married to them? Like, we all come home and, you know, with our spouse, we'll not hang. He's single. But like, Hank could have gone home with like Tiffany and been like, oh, it's crazy. Ran to second on his boot and then took the boot off. It's crazy. Talk about your day. Yeah, just like he who he's gone, like, just talk about your day, you know, could you imagine being married to the Ursaic Girls and like, yeah, we got a peer system practice yet. What are we going to do? We got to get a receiver in here. Should we take a shot at Debo? Well, we have a lot of money, too. Could you imagine? A lot of guitars. A lot of fun. Are we picking up Tyler Boyd, honey? All right. Let's move on to the Titans. I got to do this quickly. I'm going to give you a one minute limit on the Titans. Okay. I think that's fair. Well, no, Colonel Tate, this guy, man, it's like he had no drops last, what he was playing in college. No drops. Great player. How do you not draft that person? Tony Pollard is a sneaky. Sneaky number one. Coming back, question, do we think that Coach Debo is going to help Cam Ward the way he helped Josh Allen or is he going to help Cam Ward the way he helped Daniel Jones? Daniel Jones had a good season with him. Yeah. As a giant? Yes. He did. We'd Brian Debo. Yes. Then Cam Ward, like, if we, I mean, we're probably draft and Drake who's going to break all records. Yeah. That's something to look at. So you think Cam Ward is going to show vast improvement. I want Cam Ward to be good. Yeah. I really do. I think it's a cool guy. I think that Brian Debo is a great coach and no seed oil in the team facility per Robert Salah. Mm-hmm. No seed oil. Yeah. Do you have seed oils? Do you eat seed oils? Oh, what is a seed oil? Like a sesame oil? I'm still not clear, but it would be a great euphemism for calm. Yeah. It's my seed oil. Is it something you put on your body or something you put in food? You eat seed oils. I don't mean to be offensive. Is it a religious thing? No. No. It's just like a health thing. You think it's not good for you, yeah. I'll ask if something's cooked in sesame oil. I've heard people say that. Is it cooked in sesame oil, like, if tables and Los Angeles? Yeah. Let's move to the AAC West. Chargers, Shane, jump in anytime. Man, because Mike McDonald's is there, and I know you guys are feeling it. You got to just draft chargers. I mean, just Mike McDonald's is just, remember that Dolphin's offense that he had that was like scoring 70 points a few years ago? Yeah. It was incredible. I know that. Because we're going to be solid here right now. I know. I'm playing Euker. Oh, OK. I know. Are you are you really playing Euker online? Are you good, Jerry? You like playing? I'm practicing on the app. They all said I was playing too slow. They said I do things like slowly. I took my time doing that. Lab McConkey, we're drafting him even though he had a shitty season last year. I know because we drafted him mainly at 6TDs. Little trouble drafting, Amerian Hampton, the running back because this keyton Mitchell. Can you tell me about keyton Mitchell, Shane? You're Shane. You can sit in my seat. No, no, no, don't you stand there. Is he going to Vulture or any touches? Is he super fast? Is Mike McDaniels going to do with him what he did with most of us? He is really fast. He's like a. I just want to. Sorry, Stefan. Is it Mike McDaniel? His name is Mike McDaniel? It's all right. I do that. I do. Mike McDaniel. I'm the same thing, Jerry. Don't let him see you. Come on. He's our expert, right? Come on. Is this going to be a most hurt H&N situation that we have with these two guys? I don't think so. When Keynes Mitchell plays, he's like electric. The only problem is he gets like 40 touches a year than he's shut down. The whole year. Yeah. I'm just worried that we're going to have that sort of like thunder and lightning, most hurt H&N thing that McDaniel is kind of known for. That's my only trepidation about him, Mary and Hampton. I want to apologize to this league. I blew all of our free agent money on Gadson last year when he had two touchdowns in like the first game and then he didn't have one touchdown for the rest of the year. I do want to say, from a fashion sense, we all made fun of him. I have started wearing much shorter coughs on my pants. It's sort of a style now. Are you guys just all you're like, what are you watching on Netflix? He's just all in the form. I literally was just moving. I was moving the thing that I have after this. No. I'm blasting through this. I was learning the rules to you. Bronco is texting about synchronized women. Jalen Waddle is now. Jalen Waddle is now Bronco. Got to love that. Yes. Yes. He can stay on the field. He's going to be one receiver one. Nice. How bummed is Malik Willis? Oh, he doesn't have. Oh, my God. I hate to wake up being Malik Willis. That would suck. Sock. Are you guys making Malik Willis going to really into this? No, we're into this. Jalen Waddle. Jalen Waddle. Jalen Waddle, where's Waddle? Where's Waddle? Where's Waddle? Where the fuck is Waddle? To the very next day, Waddle Waddle. My only problems with drafting their running backs room is that J.K. Rob, because P.J. Harvey had said how it is. J.K. Robins. Sorry. Harry Potter. What are your thoughts on her and her stances? Who stances? J.K. Rollins. She's not afraid to ask for the type of suits that she wants. Talk about her, Harry. Why couldn't you get on that show? I'm about to really get myself on that show. I do think J.K. Rollins, not to be confused with J.K. Robins. Yeah. We should be talking about it. I do think she goes a little too in on the trans stuff. It's a little too much. Okay. How far in do you think is appropriate to go on that show? I think you should let people, like this podcast, just let people live their lives. Yeah. If a trans woman wants to be, oh, oh, if a trans woman wants to be woman, let it be a trans woman. You don't have to say you're not a woman. You put the accent on that, yeah. Well said. I'm a little concerned about J.K. Robins and P.J. Harvey just because P.J. Harvey had such a great concern, like later in the season. Fair concern, true. That's going to get confused. Here's my biggest concern about drafting the Broncos. Okay. I'm going to name you their first few games, which is why it's going to be difficult. And you do want to win your first two games in fantasy. Their first games are against the Chiefs, the Jags, the Rams, the Niners, the Chargers, and the Seahawks. So it's a possibility they are 0 and 6. 0 and 6. My homes might not be starting though for the Chiefs. We don't know yet. Wow. Let's move on to the Chiefs. They obviously have a new running back in Kenneth Walker. Yeah. A lot of people are excited about him. My only problem is, my only problem is Andy Reid. I'm going to read you some stats in the last few years. Kareem Haunt last year only had 600 total yards all season, 700 yards a year before. Pacheco in 2023 had 900 yards. I don't believe Andy Reid relies on the run. No, he doesn't. I know people are going to say Kareem Haunt had only 600 yards last year because Patrick Mahomes was running around. He won't be doing that this season. I'm just, I'm here to say I'm a little concerned about Kenneth Walker and you're running the. Yeah, yeah, at the Chiefs. The computers are really telling us to take Roshie. I think we will take him because he's going very late. I'm not sure he's going to, I don't think he's starting the season. I don't know where you stand on women and what they should, what their roles are in society. I believe women, I married to a woman who works a lot and I'm very proud of her. Yeah. And she's going to be in Doomsday and is currently on Star Trek streaming on Paramount Plus. And I think women should do what they want. I don't believe they should be just at home. Right. Well, that is an important role. I think women should have the choice to, I don't think they should just be free to decide what they want to do. Right. It's brave. That said, we're drafting Harrison Buttcourt, that 70-yard field goal was incredible. Yeah. I mean, they can. they can just make it to the 45 yards line and just tack on threes. - Yeah, yeah. - Raiders, oh God, I've printed this out before. We came to Kampar's to let me cross out Ashton Genti. - He's got a spring dangle, dude. - Oh, yeah, it's just a spring dangle? - Thanks for listening. - Oh, okay. All right, let me unscratch that. Yeah, you know, I said that wherever, I said last season, wherever Klinku Biyak goes, I'm gonna draft everybody 'cause I'm a believer in offensive coordinators becoming Ed coaches. Just don't know when, is there a bet anywhere out there when Fernando Mendoza is going to start? Is it like, is there, like I wonder if there's a bet? Is it gonna be four games in? What do you think? - I think he's gonna start the majority of the Raiders games. - A majority of them. - Yes. - So he comes on week nine or week eight? Let's say, guess who's line is it anyway? Like which game? - Street six. - There was a report five days ago that the Raiders might be willing to wait until after the buy, which would be week 14. - Ooh, you would've lost that bet, big gap. - But that's not confirmed. It's just that they're willing to wait. - They might be willing to. I don't think they know what they wanna do. And honestly, any time a team says we're gonna wait with their first overall quarterback, usually at the very first sign of it not looking good. - I know. - It's up to Kirk Cousins. - Yeah. So I gotta say, I just don't feel that confident drafting an offense run by Kirk Cousins. - Okay. - Oh man, remember when I got roasted on this podcast a few years ago? - Yeah. - What was I gonna mention, Hank? - When you got roasted on this podcast a few years ago. - But what did I say? What was I gonna bring up? - About Kirk Cousins. - Yeah. What was I gonna say about Kirk Cousins? - We were on Kirk Cousins and he were dead wrong. - Shut the fuck up, Hank. No, I got roasted 'cause I said, I don't like my quarterbacks wearing that late text, the Silicon ring, man the comments, these late text, these Silicon ring guys really got on me. - They were like with the vlog as long as that. - Big Silicon, man. - Big fans. - Yeah. - I'm a big fan of Silicon and it's many forms. - But it's just like, let's just say you're a young lady and you go to the gym, like you want like, I'm still, like I'm married. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what you do it. I mean, I know you don't wanna hurt a wedding ring, but like, don't talk to me, don't talk to me. Look at this, I got this Silicon protector shield. - This is good discourse. - But why would you do it in an NFL game? Like, it's like, were you worried about like, you're just worried like, I guess because like, - We're redoing the discourse. - You wanna wear a ring. - But are you just worried like Miles Garrett is gonna come up and be like, hey man, are you married? Oh, I don't see the Silicon ring, sorry bro. - Yeah, I think it's probably has to do with the fact that if you like break your finger and you have a metal ring on, it's probably hard to get. - I understand that, but why not just take the metal ring off? Why do you have to show like, the other team? - Why be watching, yeah. - You probably wears, yeah. - You better prime Silicon ring, man. - Yeah, that's exactly what they sell, man. - NFC East, NFC, let's go! - How long did the AFC take? - Sorry? - Hour 15. - Okay, I'm gonna blast you this. NFC East, Max is not here. - I'm having a great time, I just want you to know. - Max is not here 'cause he's probably, - Hey, hey, hey, he's having a blast. - Max is not here 'cause he's probably, Teddy fuck it somebody on the Tower of Pisa. - Why, I hope it is, why? - But here's a question for the Eagles. You lose AJ Brown, okay? You now have replaced AJ Brown with Dantavian Wicks and Hollywood Brown, okay? Patuloh is gone, Paluto, Patuloh. Patuloh is gone. Now you have Sean Mannion, how many all? How is, how is this an improvement? Tell me if you're an Eagles fan, how is this an improvement? How are you looking at this season as an improvement to last season? - 'Cause no more Patuloh, that's what they'll say. - That's what they're gonna say. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Patuloh is a problem, Patuloh is a problem. - It's so funny, I would have thought that the computers were telling me to draft Devonta Smith now that AJ is gone. But the computers after like 3,000 mock drafts, never told me to draft them. - Wow. - So something's going on there. - Yeah. - That new rookie from USC, McCuy Lemmon is barely practiced. Wow, a lot of receivers, a lot of rookie receivers at USC. Not worried about Tank taking any carries away. Tank Bigsby, who's there now, taking carries away from Sequan. I have a question about Max. He's on his honeymoon. This is kind of gross though, Hank, I'm gonna make you answer this. Do you think he's on his sex vacation? Do you think Max has sex in the morning or does he think he waits at night after a couple of drinks? What do you think? You're asking him to get after a couple of drinks. - Like, so when he gets home, he's like, "Oh, I'm ready." (laughing) All right, yeah, let me just tickle. Then, or is it like in the morning like, "I'm gonna brush my teeth out of your head back." (laughing) - What do you think he is? Morning or night? - Night. - You think he's night? - Come on, you got to answer Big Cat. - No, you said, "Hey." - You got to answer, wet lab were both. But he's both? - Yeah. - PFT. - I don't know. - I don't like to think about it. - You just said to cock answer the question. - Wait, I'm a cut for not thinking about my friend having sex. - Okay, I got a blast through this. This has taken way too long. You guys are stalling me off the middle of the night. - Yeah, we're stalling you, the middle of the night. - I'm ready. - I'm ready. - So, you got to go. - I'm ready, I'm ready, wake up, wake up. I'm coming. (laughing) Ciao. - Okay, we're at the commanders. - Right, mommy. - The computers do not want us taking jacory and they don't want us taking Rashad. They're just saying, stay away from the running back room. I was very interested in this Creighton Allen rookie that you drafted from Penn State. I wish Max was here. You drafted a rookie. I hope I'm saying this all right. Name, did I say Creighton? Not Creighton, that's a drug. - I think it's K-Tron, isn't it? - K-Tron? I'm so sorry. It's not, it's not cratum. - It's not cratum. - Don't do that drug, it's terrible. It's really terrible. It's a drug and it's legal. You can buy it in like just like tobacco stores. Nancy Pelosi's son was like the head lobbyist for it, look it up. - Cannon's. - Oh huge. The netty's. - I know. - Crazy. You think they're real or fake, honestly? - They're definitely real. - Unreal. Titi Valkin. Love, scary Terry going in the sixth. You know who's a steal because he came there late, Stefan Diggs, love him, love them on the pats. And it's gonna be funny, who's gonna draw, who's gonna draw like the Caleb Downs? Who's gonna draw, and I'm asking this for PFT, who's gonna draw the, the Doran Blant? Who draws, who's the, who's the, who's the wide receiver one at the commanders right now? - Terry. - So then Diggs is, Diggs is gonna be a steal. Not drafting Chig, you're tight end. He just, I can't get behind it. Why do you think Luke McCaffrey, I heard you say on a podcast, I do list the podcast. Why? - Breakout season coming. He's been trained with his brother. This is now your three, last year he looked pretty good till the end of the year. - He only had three TDs, so from a fantasy standpoint, that's not like. - We got injured last year. He was injured for most of the season. - Okay. So before he got knocked out, he looked good. And I think this year, he's now, I think this is now his third year being a wide receiver. He was a quarterback in college. So kind of the, the Julian Edelman route. - Yeah, I am, okay, okay, okay. I will, I will reconsider my lead. I don't want you, his name's Luke, not lad. - Oh, sorry, sorry, Luke. I don't want you touching commanders this year. I almost want to put you on a, you might be banned from the commanders. - I told you I'm drafting Stefan Diggs. - Please don't. - It's happening. I think Stefan Diggs is maybe gonna have like a, he could be the wide receiver one this season. - Please don't say that, Jerry. - I do want to say something seriously. I do want to, 'cause I know my mom will never listen to this. So I can say what I want. My mother growing up was like a drama, I was shroud, our family was shrouded in drama 'cause of my mother. My mother, everything was dramatic. My brother had some trouble at school and my mother would come in. My mother was one of those moms who would scream at principals, scream at teachers. There was always an argument with neighbors. My mom, I love her. I spend a lot of time with her. We have so much fun. I love her so much. I thank her for everything. Hank, get off your phone. I'm like being, I'm talking about my mommy. That said, I sympathize with Jaden. I think his mom shrouds him in drama. I think a lot of this comes from his mommy. - It's huge. - Yeah. - I think you care to comment on that. - I've never heard that take before, but it's so crazy. I think I believe it, yeah. - It's tough to get away from that drama. And. - I think, so if I'm being real, I think his mom does create a lot of the drama. I don't think that it touches Jaden much at all. I don't think that he sees it. - I don't think he spends much time. - You don't think the LSU stuff touches Jaden? - That definitely did. That broke through. [BLANK_AUDIO] he's like on the internet looking at memes all the time. I think that he's a relatively offline guy and most of this stuff doesn't get to him but this is obviously one exception I think did. Yeah. Do you think Shane Daniels was in the wrong and that stance that he had? Yeah, I don't think that it should be that big of a deal. I think he was upset that he got lied to amongst other things at LSU and then the way that they handled it like taking legal routes on it. Yeah, not a good way to do it. I agree that that's it's not what you'd like to see in the offseason. So it's not that big a deal. Sort of like the rave-over scene-y thing. It's not whatever. I don't think that it matters to Jane on the field at all. Let's move on to the giants. Can't scatable. It's not injured, right? Since we've been here. He will single-handedly allow us to draft two wide receivers in the first few rounds, first couple rounds. Loving Isaiah likely. So many tight ends. Yeah. Let's try to give him some confidence. Jackson Dart, if we miss on all quarterbacks, I don't know. He'll be way at the end if we need a quarterback toward the end of this draft. You're saying he's our emergency quarterback? Yes. We may even draft him if he's still around really later on. We don't have to agree with him politically. I've got to say it's a funny thing happening in Los Angeles. I'm in another fantasy league with a bunch of actors. Wait, what? And my keeper is Jackson Dart. And they were very upset that because politically they don't align with him that I kept him. And they didn't think I should be allowed to to keep not my keeper league. Um, you okay with me keeping Jackson Dart in that keeper? Yes. I think you can keep Jackson Dart in that keeper. I just haven't how much how much time is this other league taking? No time at all. I don't even look at it. Well, so you're okay with it. Yeah. I don't know. Fuck your place. Sports, dude. What do we care? You're okay with ice rates. You're okay with all that? No. I'm okay with Jackson Dart playing football. Well, let's move on to the Cowboys. Guys, do you feel the high point about the second league? Guys, tell me about the hype you feel on the Cowboys. Are you excited about it? Because you know, they're not going to they're going to lose in the first round of the playoffs. And this is really exciting. But you do feel the hype train there. I do. I do. I'm high on the Cowboys. I'm going to stay away from CD because he's going in the first round. It seems a little expensive. And I think I think pickens going in that second round is like that's the value. And he could be the wide receiver one. I think he didn't do something with his contract where he's just on a one year. So he's going to get tagged. It's going to be it's going to be a lot of fun watching him. The only problem is Dak is throwing to him. Man, how about that Camden Brown? I hope I'm saying his name right, the undrafted rookie who had that one-handed catch. I have an idea for bar stool. Oh, good. Yeah. Hey, Ken's up. You ready? Yeah. Get ready to hit the nose up. Get ready to text Dave. Romo Mark Sanchez. Pod. Love it. Yeah. I'm in love it. Shout out to our our buddy Wat who's now going to be on CBS. I can't wait for that. JJ. Hey, JJ. Vikings. I wrote for Kyle. I'm sort of like it's made me look into Justin Jefferson a little bit more. Yeah. I loved your conversation about what happens with JJ McCarthy now. I don't know what happens. I think he's taking this on the chin and doing a good job there. But Jordan Mason is someone who sort of interests me way later. Let's move on to the NFC South. Atlanta, we can't draft any of them. Who's there? Okay. How'd they announce their starter in Atlanta? What? I think it's going to be two- A little less early practice. Let what go. Yeah. We're good. That was the South. It's good. Good Vikings. Yeah. Let's go. I mean, you want me to go in on my- I'm just trying to wrap this up a little fast. I thought Coach O'Connell showed a one coach of the year less year. The fact that he got them nine wins is good take is incredible. All right. Falcons. I mean, I don't have any bears on it. No, no, no. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah. Now you're figuring out what we're talking about. Oh, no. You know, I'm so sorry. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I skipped ahead here. Yeah, you did NFC. I'm sorry. My page is a DOM. Your assistant, uh, got my pages here at the, uh, with the Cowboys. My pages got messed up, uh, with the Cowboys, um, for some reason, the Cowboys. I'm back in the Cowboys. I'm sorry. My pages. We've got mixed up. We've moved off to Cowboys. My pages got mixed up. You took your finger off the, the piece. My, my Bates got mixed up. I'm going to do this fast. For some reason, the computers are telling me not to draft Javanta Williams who we did have on our team and had like 13 touchdowns last year. I don't know why the computers are not telling me to draft Javanta. I'm high on that running game. NFC North. This is going to be long because there's a lot of players here. We already did the Vikings. I'm so sorry. Vikings are done. Chicago years. Yeah. Our whole draft revolves around Colston. Love. Okay. I like that. I like that. I like that. I told you, I think he has a chance to be the best. We are taking Colston. Loveland in the fourth round. Okay. Love it. So we're probably going to go wide receiver, wide receiver, running back or possibly quarterback, running back, Colston. Loveland in the fourth. Okay. I believe coach Johnson will do for Colston. Loveland. What he did for Sam LaPorta just a few years ago is Luther burden her healthy. He will be. He will be. Then we are also drafting him. The Andre Swift. I'm very worried with him and Menungai. I hope I'm saying that correctly. In the backfield, I think they sort of Menungai. I'm not saying that correctly. I think came on last season when Swift was injured. Yep. I'm also a fan of Caleb. Again, we were talking about quarterbacks and having swagger, painting your nails and standing standing by them. Those, those team photos came out. You see his pose. Yeah, you look like he was a confident man. By the way, I was not zooming in and saying. And some would argue that the photos of your quarterback Caleb were more provocative than your former quarterback, Hank, put your phone down and I was not shocked by the images of Caleb. No, you looked and he was sitting in a pretty provocative manner. He was. And I was shocked by the photos of your former quarterback. And you admitted yourself. You were shocked as well. You admitted that. I think it looks good. Tell me about Press Taylor as an offensive coordinator. It's similar to the Declan Doyle conversation. Ben Johnson is still kind of running the show. Moving on to the Lions. Obviously, Jameer, if we can get him in the first round. Because David Montgomery is now in the Texans, where are you going, Big Cat? I'm going to take a piss. I'm going to go take a piss. I'll stay here with you, Jerry. I should make a take a shit. Should we take a break or should we bless them? No, no, no, no, no, let's go. Okay. Oh, you know what? Hey, let me just say to Big Cat. Big Cat, isn't it crazy that the Lions were in last place in the NFC North last season? He does, he does agree that's crazy. We've talked about that. I'm high on the lines. That's why it's such a tough, tough, tough division. I guess we have to take James and Williams to say if he's there, the computers really want us to take him. Although he has computers who keep talking. I do these mock drafts that it's like AI that tells you who you should be targeting. And I've played all different positions, like draft positions. And James and Williams is a name that comes up a lot. So the computers, AI thinks that James and Williams is going to have a good year. He didn't have a good year last year. So I'm a little a little concerned about that. If we miss on Colston Lovedin, Sam, Sam Laporta who's coming back from an injury is a steal. I have a people who come back from injuries. I think you get sort of a draft value. I know they got Greg Dorch, but that doesn't mean anything. Yep. PFT just left. I do have an issue with the Lions cancelling joint practices. I do think that does not make a team ready for the regular season. Where do we stand on that? Don't care. Okay, the Packers, the computers must hate domestic violence allegations because they do not like Josh Jacobs who I'm pretty high on. But they don't want us drafting him. You're fine with the best. The computers love Christian Watson. I just can't draft him. It just doesn't happen for me. Tucker Kraft is someone who will start on day one and hate to tell you is another tight end in our division. Hey, where do we stand on a players that we're guarding caps during the season? Fine. You're fine with it. Yep. You're okay with it. I just told you my answer. Hank, do you think it makes them look genuinely PFT? Where do you stand on guardian caps during the season? Yes, this question would give you an answer. You don't like it? I'm asking PFT. Where do you stand? Do you think it makes fine and don't care what's the question? If you're a fantasy manager, would you draft someone who wears a guardian cap all season? Are they good? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You don't think it makes them look slower? Nope. Some of them look pretty big, but yeah, if they're good, I say draft them. Okay. You wait for the first kicker to wear a guardian cap. You have heard what I said about the Vikings. I did have heard everything. All right. NFC South, Atlanta. Can't draft any of them. Is Tua or Penix the. I think it's Tua. You don't know. You think it's Tua. I can't even draft nobody. Calpis. Um, there's just no hope there. Um, New Orleans. Uh, so guys, do you ever get questioned by like a government entity that you definitely had a Tyler shock as rookie of the year? You had a wager on him. Does any gaming people ever say? Like, I know you're not a partner. We don't have a vote. I know you don't have a vote, but you just continually talk about them. We can't talk about the first image. Yeah, we don't have a vote, Jerry. He also didn't win. He also didn't win. We're also an hour 30 in. Um, do we think Kamara will eat into? How do we pronounce his name at T? You got this. A chain a chain. Do we think that Kamara will eat into a chance? So we're going to stay away from that running back room. Uh, good idea. Um, how about this? Oh, I'm gonna say something good about Chuck and we can move on. Um, yeah, I'm, it's an interesting team. Uh, I'm sorry, these, these notes are old. Jordan Tyson's injured. Is he? No, yes, he is injured. He's injured. Uh, gone for a while, right? So you don't have updated. I just, I printed these out a days ago and the internet has been, I don't know what I have Jordan Tyson here, but I think I recall he's injured. So I'll get back to that. Uh, normally the Carolina Panthers were moving on the NSC South. Normally, we never talked about them because they're all available on waivers. Uh, I told you that guy in the airport told me to draft Chaba, but we can't chew Chuba. Um, Chuba apologies. It's a chuba. Um, we can't draft him because this Jonathan Brooks guy has been all over preseason. And he might, uh, Rico doubt all, uh, right? Um, well, I often think of their head coach having to admit, like he looked at pornography. Yeah. Yeah, I want to say here, you wrote a book. I want to say here, I have to admit I look at pornography. Yeah, same. Yeah. Do you look at porn? Oh, yeah. Do you look at pornography? Yeah, look at it. Hey, watch it. Um, we all, I mean, why do you have to admit, like, somebody would, everybody does. It's like, yeah, like you have to make you agree on it. I think that's, well, no, it's not cheating. And he's like, um, addicted to sex. Okay. I think he just likes sex. But that's different than saying I'm addicted to porn. Right. Right. Um, if you're addicted to porn, those, those dudes are like looking at porn 19 hours a day. All the time. I don't think that it's possible to be a coach. Guys, guys, did you hear reek? I won't say who his initials are, Rico. Did you hear his computer open this morning? No. Was it open his lap? Wait, was it really? That's funny. Oh, I can't protect. Cut. Rider. It's so crazy being a roommate with, with Rico. Papa, it's burning. Papa. No. And then PFT talking to him. Yeah. What's going on, Rico? On Papa. No. Oh, gosh. Why? No, I don't, that makes me uncomfortable. I don't think he said that. And I see West Arizona Cardinals go. Oh, who's going to be the starter there? Carson? Jacob, Jacobi held out. I think they got to, they got to start them to pay them. Who would you start if you, if you were in charge of that franchise? Carson back with, so would I, Jacobi. So would I, um, if Jerminer love is there, we'll be drafting him. He got paid 50 mil for a reason. Um, I'm not worried the Tyler Algiers there now. Good. Uh, everyone's really high on McBride. I think is, uh, I think he's just too expensive. You know, it's an interesting bet. If Carson Beck is the starter, which he should be, um, you should get on that, because they're total games bet for the season is, was it like two and a half or something, three and a half? Take that bet. Like, that's a fun bet. Isn't? Oh, man, do you remember last season when our championship game, we had the start chick, Jacobi percent. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. Did we win? No, came second though. Didn't have to pay that buy end, which is expensive. The Rams somehow Devonta Adams is going in the fifth round. He single-handedly got us into the finals last year. He had 14 TDs. Uh, we think Pooca is going to get in trouble and suspended. No, no, we don't. I don't know. You know, it's so funny. I didn't think so either until somebody posted that bite mark. Did you see the bite? Yeah, no, that was bad. It was really bad. He was a real bite. No, he really, like, you have little kids. Yeah, no, he really. And kids get in trouble. There's that book teeth are not for biting. That was a real bite. Yeah. By the way, I don't know. Sun has been bit like 15 times. You know, it's funny. I have in Visaline. You guys know because I'm putting it in and brushing it every morning because we're roommates now. I saw my teeth before the Invisaline and especially my bottom teeth, they crowd together a little bit. And now they don't. Yeah. But I examined his bite indentation. Very good teeth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very straight teeth. Every tooth. Yeah. Yeah. Athletes, a lot of people say they're very symmetrical athletes. That's why they have, that's why they're so good looking except when there are some things going on with their face. Yeah. And you zoom in and you're like, what is happening here? That's true. Kyron Williams, the computers, he's never comes up with the computers. I guess they think that Corum, I hope I'm saying that correctly is going to vulture some touches. But I'm really high on Devonta. Seattle, boring, boring hard knocks season. I really want to apologize to this pod and to this fantasy team. Jackson Smith, Nijig, but went from the third round last year. And that's on me. Mm hmm. Disrespectful. I should have had him. Um, defensive player of the year. Smith's trophy said, remember? Right. Um, Jadarian price. Uh, I don't know if I'm just like getting excited about him because he looks good on hard knocks. But now he's good at Notre Dame. Um, yeah, he was. And he played behind, uh, yeah. So like we don't really, like he hasn't really gotten a chance to shine. Um, I don't think Charbonne will be ready for the opener. So I like Jadarian. Um, yeah, boring hard knocks. San Francisco. Oh God. Uh, is that here? Yeah. Hey, Zach, is Mike Evans going to play a full season? Uh, is that my exact microphone quick? Because this is taking a little long. Uh, Jerry full season. Uh, I don't believe he'll be playing a full season. Man, it's such a bummer because his only comp there is like this, this rookie struggling and Christian Kirk, it would be so fun to draft him. Yeah. I guess this, this struggling guy, we gotta look at him. Uh, wow. Wow. His friend of the show, Florio got really upset about what was reported about that car accident. Yeah. And it's still weird, but Florio got angry. Yeah, he tends to do that gets a little Italian. Uh, Florio in your book, uh, part of my book. Yeah. So was a little angry. He was like, he comes off as angry when you, you had a sleepover. He's telling a person. He's telling that he's, he's on angry guy. He's just, he's passionate. He's telling. Um, yeah, he was, uh, angry guy. Um, what else did I have? I had one other thing here. Um, on the sub station. No, uh, George kid, all of course. I think he's gonna have a good season. But he might miss the first couple of weeks. Yep. Maybe. Um, all right, guys. Uh, that's it. That's my finish. That was incredible. That was great. That was my time. What was my time? One hour, 40 minutes. That was really okay. Um, listen, uh, I have one question for you. Um, one, no, wasn't going to ask numbers. The guys are going to be upset with me for this. I don't think you talked about the box. Um, let me make sure we all knew we didn't talk about the box. I may have mixed. We all know how much I want the box. I may have missed it. NFC South. Oh, Tampa. I'm so sorry. I didn't, uh, uh, Egg Buka. I'm saying that correctly. Yeah. Uh, egg, I'm really, I'm, am I, yeah, you got it. Yeah. Amica Egg Buka. Yeah. Yeah. Amica Egg Buka. Uh, very interesting in the second. Um, wow. You know, his, his competition is, I don't even know, Jaylen McMillan was he injured, as he still, uh, I think he's there. And Chris Godwin who is 30. My only, uh, trepidation about the box is member Baker played half season with his body being member, you'd met him. His body was numb. His body is broken, but his body was numb. His broken, like he was, his half his body was numb. And I don't think I can watch Jake Browning for a half a season. Okay. That's weird because you follow his wife on Instagram. I do, I do follow his wife on Instagram, uh, because I, I enjoy his wife's outfits at, at games. Uh, I think she really, I like people who make an effort and I like her outfits. Yeah. I mean, I'm being very respectful as someone who's also married. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, I come on a podcast where guys say that they jerk off to his wife. It's a little awkward. You know, and you guys have said that in the past. Oh, you're what? Yeah, my wife. Yes, we have said that. Um, but I want to be respectful. I want to say Jake Browning his I like that his wife puts in an effort and I like her outfits All right So I'm sorry. I skipped over that and I'm sorry. I went. I know you that was great. What's final time anyway? 143 all right all right brisk. I have a robot question for you. I have a robot question I actually have a robot poem here. rhoback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qzips polo's hoodies jogger shorts rowback.com promo code take go right now rowback.com promo code take This is a poem For maxi on vacation. Oh Okay I like this Maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation We're all here at camp bar stool, but you aren't you were out the door Maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation and just so we're keeping tabs. This is wedding ceremony number four Maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation. 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We remember the writers meeting we went into Yeah, and it was great Let's win the fucking league this year, dude. I know that's like the big thing. Let's win the league I'm I'm not joking. I need the adub I'm gonna I'm gonna say this to the AWLs on x the everything app. I am going to This is going to we're gonna be Lockstep. I need the help. Yep. I need the help. Yep. I do have to say Adam Schefter did help me last year. I was considering not starting somebody and starting somebody over somebody and Adam Schefter did Tell me to start this person. Oh, that was that was the best that was the best choice that you made Was a tight end in the finals and then we lost with the other ones, but he he told you the correct move to make yes Yeah, so is that Rico thing? I said really gonna get cut. No Is was there porn? Was it actually porn Jay was he was he I didn't see anything what did it sound like? To a reenactment and then what was Rico's reaction to it quick a quick shutting up the of the laptop? With the guys watch porn who cares? What did the porn alleged porn sound like? Uh, it sounded like uh like Oh shit. So that actually could have been Rico watching one of his highlights from yesterday. Yeah, he was just yeah I actually think that's probably what it was Miss million views. Yeah, he might have been jerking off to it, but yeah Um, all right, Cherry. Thank you as always. You're the best. Thank you for coming to camp our store. We love having you here And thank you also for everything you wrote in the book. It was very nice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Cherry Yeah, so fun doing the other book that was a really good time. Yeah, and your chapters were great. Yeah And uh, we love having you as part of it. I'm really proud of you guys. I mean it. 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I think I've slept for like 10 hours total You little loopy rego law school Zach combo snoring. Wait you said Zach wasn't the owner Oh, no, that was those pft story Um, it wasn't moaning. There was there was this the second night And it's Rico Rico's really the main culprit. He goes from which is impressive And I am jealous a little bit where he's like we're just chopping it up in the bed in the bunks And he goes I'm going to bed and and within 30 seconds The loudest and most violent snores coming out of his mouth and then you know within 20 minutes He starts yelling. He starts screaming like and the worst part and we love Rico. We're happy he's here We're riders throwing through The the part that that is hard because I think when someone snores You can if it's like a consistent Volume and cadence you can get almost in tune with it like right whatever. It's almost white noise Rico snores as if he is laying on his Phone volume up and down when he like keeps like leaning into it So go up and then it'll go down and then go up and then it'll go like it just doesn't have any rhyme or reason And that's what wakes you up. You think you're done with it for a little bit right and then it comes in harder than not ever Yeah, I was just blasting the white noise next to my like four inches from my my ears Which is probably not good, but I was like this is the only way I'm built sleep. Yeah I pretty much every night of I've eventually kind of fall asleep later than usual And then I've woken up in the middle of night and then I couldn't fall back asleep because it was so that's that's been the story my week That's neither here nor there The second fire fest is we did some some pictures and you know listen some days you're hot some days you're you're you're not Not everyone can be beautiful all the time We took some pictures for the for the book promo which are getting you know They blasted out when they went on sale. Yeah, no now. They're coming out with the with the best seller stuff which matters I'm not I'm not like I instead of take blame for for the ugliness in those pictures I'm just gonna blame Shane. Okay, what what did you not like because I you had my eyes really closed I like that you had a little sauce going on in the back. Yeah, I've been I've been doing a little little little little sauce in the back little waving this and there was some bad there's some bad visuals although They're still I have a ball. So I might need to go to Turkey There was some bad visuals when we were actually doing the Chinese workout days where like the top of my head Was a ball spot. So I was like fucking I'm growing my hair out and I've liked I'd like to have a little flow But just just the just just just my face just my face in my eyes. I think you did that. I think yeah That's what I'm saying like I you don't have bad face. How could you shame? I don't have a great face But yeah, you don't have bad eyes I got good eyes. They're doing good. I'm bad. I'm bad poser. I can't take I can't take No, no, no male composed except to Tom Brady. Yeah, true. Really good. Yeah You I think you Was a greased ain't on my shoes here's chank of the edit of that out There is I stuff and I don't think you're a bad shirt inside out So it just looks like I'm wearing a weirdly green shirt like I have a plain green shirt Here's the thing I think maybe that you need to just come to grips with hanging and I speak for the entire podcast We're not bad looking guys We're not great looking guys. That's what I'm saying some days I don't think I've ever seen myself kind of like oh shit. I look good. So Zach's hot Not I know my range when I see a picture is like my range is like some like somewhere between a two and a half And like a six and a half and I if I can be anything over a four and a half. I'm like that's fine That's that's kind of what I'm dealing with when I'm when I'm looking at pictures of myself And even if it's a two and a half I'm like all right, well, I deserve that cuz I'm a fucking piece of shit I need a hundred cheeseburgers for no no reason whatsoever. How many this week? I've slowed down because the food I had I thought I had a plug chef Hey, anyone the chef on Wednesday morning came up to me. You're only 81 shut up. It was It was like a drug deal. He's like hey big cat and I was like what's up, man? It was like everyone's getting their eggs You just slip me a burger. Oh, hey Did you have to raise your ass for that? You started this Yeah, I know but you were farting before the show even started. I've only farted on on I farted out of my heart I farted out of my heart The feeling Just deeply unsettling. I'm actually fine with that one because it's fun You guys ever watch a movie and like the the extra iMacs 4-D year whatever That's what it feels like with Hank Farts. Yeah, the rumble the rumble strips. Yeah, I'm watching the Odyssey over here The whirlpool just opened up. You just have a butt plug on right now. Yeah, I'm fine with the farts on when they're on camera You were farting for like 10 minutes while we were just sitting here. I was just shouting. I was trying to get us a cold open. Okay But yeah, the burgers and then I went and took to I don't know if I was allowed to do this But I think there was burgers for lunch. I missed lunch because we're doing the yak. So after the yak I went into the kitchen and just took two burgers. So I had three yesterday. So that's good. I need to have one for lunch That's that's important. All right any other firefighters For a week. Yeah, okay. I don't know. Yeah, for you. I'm saying I that you say that in a way that I should have one that I'm not I don't have one for you That's been a good week. Okay. I don't think that you look bad in the pictures No, I don't either actually let me look at the picture. I think you're your own worst critic. Let me see this real quick Jerry by the way is so attractive. I took a picture of him yesterday. All right See I got lucky in this picture that we blasted out there because I had my Hands on my chin and that's usually the real bad spot for me is the fact that I have like six chins. Oh, yeah I do see the stain. Oh my god. That's actually three stains in zoom in on the state of the bottom You have come say what the fuck on your shirt. My dick's not that high up, but yeah, pizzi you look good You got your facial hair looks good in this. Yeah Shane did a great job. Yeah, Shane fuck me like that like how hard. Oh, yeah You kind of got but why how? Well, and it's like lazy eyes. Yeah, it's not it's not like again like I see like recommendation Yeah, I expect pictures to look bad and sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised this one was the opposite and my god It's gonna get plastic if I were if I were you think Shane I would start wearing sunglasses all the time Yeah, pft and I look pretty good like comparatively to the pictures that we've taken before there's been so many words My eyes are closed that that you guys the cut out that we have from part of my cheesic that sits in the corner of our little sitting That's like a really nice reminder for me every day that you're fat piece of shit. I look so so bloated and Picture and it's an ad for a cheese steak. Yeah, that adds some weight. Yeah, I'd say then you it an ad for a for a book Makes you actually like lose 10 pounds. Yeah, all right pft your fire fest Pretty good week pretty excited to Go on a little excursion with Hank this weekend. Yeah, I'm gonna go visit some of his kids out on the west coast Uncle uncle pft's coming to town very pumped about that Actually, we just brought it up on the screen here One of my fire fest this week is is oldie and I love oldie. I love him so much. He's been the best Him and I he makes no sense. We've had some great talks this week and he's just he's a delight to be around He debuted his version of the max speedo Yesterday at camp and when he took it off I don't know what's happening with the front of his body. I don't get it. I don't know how it's how it's possible for like I've never got to do a documentary on his nuts. I've never seen like it's Honestly shocking and more people replied to me saying unfollowed then I've ever gone I think for any tweet when I posted this picture and frankly I get it I get maybe I fucked up probably just to put that blur on there like the content warning His the front the front it's like his legs have have a scrotum attached to it like his legs have their own separate scrotums I feel like you could actually do the the South Park gift where the guys balls are in a wheelchair like for real I think his balls are so big. He could actually like lift them up and put them in a wheelchair Yeah, it's like he's got a he's got a dick and balls, but also a giant pussy, too Yeah, and I don't I don't really get it. He's got it all Yeah, he truly is the man who has all and I love only and it's been fun hanging out with a big Jesus Christ It's his crotch strange. Yeah, and then besides that pretty good week the only thing I'll say is like here at camp I don't know if you've noticed this, but in in the bathroom situation the toilet. There's a lot of toilets that have like cracks on the porcelain Yeah, which is a little you it makes you think twice. Yeah before sitting on them. Yeah So basically whenever I've had to take a poop this week of just basically I've been doing a wall sit Like try to take some of the pressure off the toilet so I get sore legs from that. Yeah from doing the wall shits All right my firefest of the week. I got to one the first is I didn't I didn't win the Acron O C job very sad Shout out to guy who did win. I don't know what his name was Martin Allen whims the second So good luck to him genuinely good luck like it's it's not I'm not like oh fuck fuck this guy Socks for the people that thought it was rigged Who thought that this was gonna be a rig contest and end up being that I actually had 34 entries into it because I bought 18 Season tickets and then a bunch of people use me as a referral. They just put my name in as the referral So I got another you know, whatever it was entries So that's probably why I finished as a finalist one of eight one of eight finalists pretty special stuff But it is a partner hanging the banner I might actually make a banner, but that it was pretty special stuff to dream of maybe running shark wheel in a real college football game So that unfortunately won't happen and my other firefest was We when we became New York Times best sellers PFT popped the bottle of champagne and In the mess all and I was just so uncomfortable because people were like chanting PMT and and and cheering for us And I just I was in the middle of dinner and I felt very uncomfortable about the moment and and then Memes made me even more uncomfortable because PFT asked him to do a speech and memes His speech was to sum it up. He said Thank you all for witnessing big cat and PFT and then he said you guys all wouldn't be here without them And I wanted to fucking be anywhere else, but right there in that moment Memes is back though. Memes is speeches are just it was amazing. So I lensed so mortifying. I was just like fuck man I was like eating my mashed potatoes and everyone was chanting and clapping for us like get me out of here It is not because I'm not like excited about it, but it was just I just felt uncomfortable And you made it worse memes Yeah, I got put on the spot where he I was just stuffing my face with mask You all wouldn't be here without them. It's true. It is true me now. Spot the life. Kill me now. Can we listen to the speech? Kill me now Yeah, I think you have the video, right? Do you have the video? I don't I think PFT post on The list room. Yeah, he did Yeah, that was yeah, because I responded to one guy who's like big cat too cool for school I was like big cat we were uncomfortable That was not a too cool for school moment for me It was I'm uncomfortable. Oh no Shane Log in. What's guess is password bolt up bolt up What was health? I love you LT21 Yeah, bolt up. Okay, that was a B O L T U P 21 exclamation. He's got it. All right, let's hear. Oh, God. Motorcycles. All right, that's a motorcycle. That's a motorcycle. That's our best of the week. Oh, he's got a car chain. Here, I'll just play it in my phone. Ready for this. We'll just play to my phone, Shane. We need Max back. Max, we had this up so fast. Is that not a fact? No. Yeah, actually, that's not a fact. Oh, my God, here we go. Shane's birthday. PFT right this down. All right, here it is. I'd like to thank all of you for witnessing this number one seller of PFT. Without that, that will be here. Yeah, we don't really celebrate much. And I thought that this was one thing that probably if we're going to celebrate something 10 years and no, it's nothing. No, it wasn't. You didn't do anything wrong. It was just more like the moment I was just like, oh, fuck, like everyone clapping for us. I just felt uncomfortable. All the different directions this pod could have taken us. Correct. This is one that I did not see coming. Yeah, I agree. So and it's a like one of the moments where I have to I have to make sure to stop and be like, this is cool. Yeah, no, absolutely. It's definitely a while we actually did it. I think it's also like kind of a fucked up thing in my head where we knew that we knew how many we were selling. So it was like not a foregone conclusion, but we were pretty confident that we're going to get it. So it's it was when it happened. I was like, all right, I expected that almost. So you got to kind of like move, remove yourself and say, no, you know what? This is actually really cool. You should be proud of it. But just yet memes being like you guys all don't have a life without that. It's like me. I'm in like the we we yeah, like I definitely wouldn't also change from bum fuck you wouldn't be here like thank you for witnessing them. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, I hear we say like so that we kind of expected it like I I feel the same way about much more right now finishing not last. Yeah. So when I get it, it's not going to be it was interesting. Exactly. We did speech. I was not sure. So some may say I think gas even said it that you were actually because Zach and Hank weren't there that maybe PFT was popping the bottle really for Mount Rushmore season, which I already did. Yeah, that's so I actually ended up talking about and I asked him to buy me two bottles of champagne because of Hank thinking that that's what I was getting the champagne for. Yeah. So we did that. Yeah. Okay, Zach. Um, I've heard for this week, uh, it is then you need to be said, Kim's great week, beautiful week. We have so much fun. So it's hard to like, uh, harp on the negatives. Uh, really, uh, quick one. Uh, first day had had a good day. Let's hit the showers. Let's get it done. Let's wash it up. Forgot the towel in the cabin. So it was just like, I had to get dressed at a hundred percent wet. Uh, yeah. And I don't know why I chose to put my socks on. But yeah, so I went, oh, you went wet socks. I went full fit because I didn't want to go boxers through the concourse. Uh, and it kind of just set a tone of damp for the rest of my evening. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was, uh, other than that great week, I know you like to get wet. I'll never forget a towel in any situation ever again. No, the firefighters. Oh, no. What else, what are we thinking, memes? You forget to trim something. Oh, no, no, there's a bad visual on, uh, oh, that's like, yeah, that's guys saying I like how, how do you have back hair and chest hair? I don't know, dude, I'm an adult. Uh, yeah, if you shave your back, dude, like, I, I do, I knock it down every once in a while just because like, it's a lot. And it's so every like pride, by annually, just, yeah, take down the back hair chest hair. But you're moving it. I don't know, dude, I hit puberty. Yeah, testosterone to think I'm not sure how bodies work. You're moving Armenian. Yeah, I'm not here to like, yeah, Zach, I get it reversed because I don't have a, uh, like a ton of, uh, armpit hair or chest hair and everything. Yeah. Do you shave? No, dude, I just, I don't know. I didn't. Sorry. Sorry, you won't have a ton. Yeah. Jerry's got a little patch though. Jerry's got like a tramp stamp of hair. Yeah, he does. Jerry's only good looking though. He's so good looking. Um, all right, uh, means you got anything? No, I saw facilities balls. Okay. Yeah, that's about it. Only good. Only his balls. Damn, and his deck, but were they good? Well, I mean, come on, they had been okay. He's a talented. He's a talented man. Yeah. All right. What does that mean? He's a talent. You know, he's a small dick. He's Italian. It works. All the matters is it works. All right, uh, good show, boys. Great week. We'll be back in studio on Monday. That was a very fun, uh, week at Camp Arsenal. Shout out Mountain Dew. Shout out to our good friend, Jerry O'Connell. What a, what a fantasy preview. We're ready for, it feels like we're finally, I'd like to apologize for that too. I was, I, we did that early in the morning. I was coming off to our sleep. I don't think this is, I was, I was grumpy and no, it was funny. It was not expecting to be in that. It was Hank. It was funny. People, there will definitely be not my best podcast performance. There will be some, some, some comments being like, they're so mean to Jerry. We fucking love Jerry. We, we have a back and forth with him. He knows the game. We know the game. We love the guy. I've told him, I actually whispered in his ear last night. I love him. He is the best. Uh, okay. Let's spin for lottery ball. Five, seven, 60, 42, uh, 99. You better stop fucking picking five, six, three, three. No, it's good for you. Thirty two. Ten all. Doesn't count anyways. Yeah, but have you guys ever gotten on there? No. What? Uh huh? This doesn't count. Take those count. No, I come on. You're right. You're right. I did say as long as on camera. You did get on camera. Happy birthday to Jeff Green. Probably still in the league, right? Probably. Yeah, Jeff Green. Absolutely. Let's get a play forever. No, go Jeff. Never retire. Happy birthday to Sweet Lou Pinella, Honey Boo Boo. Happy birthday to the man, army hammer. Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday, bro. Uh, look, I really love your ad campaign with Cal way. Um, and happy birthday to my dear good friend Pat Cassie, the Beave, Love You Pat. Happy birthday to Jamal Lewis and, uh, Roy Oswald or IP and Michael Jackson. Really Roy Oswald's dead. He might not be dead. I don't. Are you thinking of Roy Hal? I did make him up with Roy Hal. I do not think Roy Oswald is dead. He's not. He just threw a perfect game on that old PFT. He's on PFT. He floored that. I did full moon. Yeah. I mixed up mixed up my Roy's. You can't do that. You can't do that. You know what? What an extra happy birthday it is for Roy Oswald. Another year above ground. Yeah. That's what he'll most be known for this year. Also update on, uh, on, on our, uh, group chat for camp bar stool relay race. Uh, Tate told everyone to meet and said, "Do not reply to this." And then Mincey said, "I'm skipping lunch to mentally prepare for inhaling two hot dogs, anything for the team." And then he was removed from the group chat. He's skipping lunch to mentally prepare. Mentally prepare. Mentally prepare. All right, good show. Love you guys. Hey, hey, can you please stop? Like, I can, I can, please stop. Come on through the wood because our chairs are connected. Hey, please stop. It's vibrating into my butt. You're also, you're also sitting up with your ass cheek open to the, to the, like, sit with your butt on the seat chair. No, you're, you're sitting dude. Can we get a heck of pillow? He said, like a, a fart pillow so that I, I can't, I can't deal with feeling that into my butt. All right. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]