Jane The Killer | CreepCast

We're looking her spoon clean and putting it back in the drawer. She took a knife. It was brutal. I'm in a sharp knife She imagined it in Bertha's head and got it feeling again Wait, did you see it? No, but I saw a crack here. So maybe he's there Are we recording? Yeah, so Isaiah brought a little to my studio. Yeah, we have to class watch us read Isaiah brought a live animal into my studio Gave it to Nick who squeamishly screamed and threw a frog. So now there's gonna be rotting smell in here because there's gonna be a I went outside and I asked him I said, oh, can you can you get the fucking live animal back outside where it belongs So now Nick's walking around with a red blanket and a yellow light. So if you see the little streaks of yellow light That's him looking around on the floor Okay, I was outside and there's a cute little tree frog I'm like, oh, so I hold him in my hand and bring him in there. I'm like hey, Nick hold your hand out and he goes okay And to be fair, I was kind of doing it in the whole like I've got a bug. I'm not hand like I'm going to freak him out The moment the frog touched his hand I think he went out into the wheat little innocent frog I think he went towards him. Why even bring him in here? I just want to show you guys as long as cool That's cute. Yeah, big black eyes. He is and he was growing. They're just chilling. You know, they need to be outside I just want to share with my friends, but I think he went towards that book pile, but we tore that thing apart and we can't find him There's a frog here somewhere And you can die. Nick looks like Like a refugee crawling around in the If he was going to happen or he's so small that we're going to be walk around just to be crunch and we're going to step on him Look, I'm sorry. Okay. I like frogs. I like animals. I didn't want him to get hurt I thought Nick would be like oh, it's cool. And then that'd be the end of it. I should have frozen him in a scary tone I should have given it to you. Should have not brought him in. Did you check in the fireplace? Yeah, we looked in there. Yeah I'm sorry. Okay, what if we just started the episode while he's continuing Well, he has to look the entire time till he finds him. I think he keeps cutting off to be fair You should look to because you're the one who brought him in. I mean, yeah, but we've got a record. I'll read it Also welcome back to Creedcast Hey, if you're an audio listener, thanks for listening to this All right If you're listening to audio you're missing the visuals of a man squaring around and Isaac getting ready to get up and look to because I'm reading I'm taking the fucking bull by the horns on this one. No, that's a cricket I was on the track The frog doesn't look like a cricket. Okay. It's awesome Dead It's not dead that quick. If we went to the bugs, he's fine People watching us right now have not seen Nick space yet and it's kind of haunted Like the bent over figure of his bag This couldn't this is this is this is the last of the stories reading As Isaiah's in town and it's gonna be not only is it gonna be bad But it's also we have frog death I'm sorry I wanted to show everyone a cool frog I found I didn't mean for would you like me to look yeah And I'll take and I'll take the bull by the horns. Go ahead We're reading we're reading don't fucking say that you'll find them Find the frog free him and then I'll sort of We're reading Jane the killer So while they're looking for frogs you guys can watch and look for frogs we're going to find this frog so help me god And easy where you drop the heavy books you like squash the little motherfucker I'm sending their heavy books I'm sending them over here the area where start with Jane's letter AKA Jane the killer On a hot summer night around four three in the morning you got it you can't you can't or you got it look I don't want you to speak until the frog is found I'll explain the story why are we reading it? It's it's Jane the Kelly you know you're you're you're like you don't even exist You're just as lost as the frog is All right If you know anything about creepyposses Jeff the killer is a big big deal Big mean, but there's a female offshoot of it and it's Jane the killer if my co-host didn't lose a frog He might have more insight in it, but guess what we're going in blind together. I don't give a shit You stop and you just keep looking for the frog If we don't find this frog I it's gonna be bad We're gonna be in a bad place Don't worry that no shit. That's why you got to keep looking On a hot summer and I don't want to hear god damn peep until you say oh I found him and I don't want any of that cricket bullshit anymore either Spoiler there's a cricket in that back corner. Nick. It's not a frog back there. Yeah, look who the walls green. It's not the frog Okay, hey, I want you have you look behind the set yet There's no you think I threw him over the set. I think you probably ran back there You're probably a hot back there. He's probably frightened Now we're gonna have peed on our ass You already peed on me on a hot summer night around 4.33 in the morning as Jeff DeKiller took another victim this time a young wife And also leaving her husband with a massive skull fracture as a result of blunt force trauma The only one to survive was the couple four-month-old baby that police have discovered crying in its crib Alongside the child police had found a letter which was written on the back of a paper grocery bag in a black sharpie marker And a Motorola droid faintly illuminated under the baby's blanket The babysitter was locked in the closet during this time claims she'd smell the lingering odor of women's cheap perfume and found body glitter on the baby's crib But who is it from? Please were unable to decipher the writing on the grocery bag and here's what it said Jeff if you're reading this Know that no matter how many innocent victims you claim and how much innocent blood you shed I'm still coming for you in the end All the men and women you so viciously slaughtered and disemboweled I beat you to it I killed him not because I hate them I imagine those victims were you and I took their lives It was the mere vision of you that made me kill them I never did like you You greasy-headed grinning smug ignorant son of a bitch My black eyes may look like I'm void of vision, but I'm not stupid Just remember the night that you creep into a poor girl's bedroom You're gonna fall head over heels done the fucking stairs with your guts caught on the broken glass of the window that I smashed you into Tonight when I reach you Evil will battle evil winter kills all and the only one who will not get out alive is you I'm coming for you Sleep well Sign Jane the killer so basically this is an offshoot of Jeff the killer and it's tying into that as well and now it's kind of a thing where yeah, she's like an anti-hero kind of That's a live spider So the Jeff the killer Is the original story, but this is obviously something that is inspired So it's like kind of like a vigilante kind of anti-hero thing where yeah You know Jeff still live out there and this woman is killing people which doesn't make a lot of sense that she's like I'm gonna kill people but I'm pretending that they're you that seems really fucking stupid But basically she wants to kill Jeff and this is an offshoot So it's basically gender swap Jeff the killer aka Jane the killer But that's just I believe the little a little preference of just getting you to the taste But this is the actual official story here, which was born of science. Jane the killer um, which the picture for audio viewers here will put it up on the screen stop stop But we're putting the people putting the image up on the screen It says don't go to sleep you won't wake up, but it basically looks like an evanescence album cover or something like that Stop I want the frog Out of the studio alive and well And then Nick, I don't even know why you're stopping I think he's I think he's out What how could you possibly come to that conclusion? That is just the side of a man who doesn't want to look anymore. I don't think he's in here. Did you look behind the magic set? You don't think he could hop around that way You know this is why we don't bring live animals and you both should know better when you threw it Did you throw it? Where did it go once it made contact with your hand? 2002 was a good year for Jane Richardson losing both for parents to Jeff the killer Tackling a job at iHop as a waitress with barely enough money to get by on and being both mother and father to her little sister Jesse Who was 13-year-olds during that time quit quit jane's aunt. He's right here. Oh Yes Quick quick quick quick redemption. Oh, we got him. Hey, buddy I got him I'm free to open my hand. Oh, okay. Hold up. Can I see this one? If there's no light on it, wait here. I got a light You see him in there is he healthy does he look healthy? He's good. He's not focusing Here go me to do that. Okay. There you go. Oh, he's wriggling He's a little wet guy a little slimy dude Now take him back to his frog family. I can sleep well Okay, he was he was cute while this is happening I just want to say we did go over the Jane the killer things so people cannot complain We have I've already ridden the first part. I'm not going back. I'm not touching it again. That's all Isaiah's fault So just know Jane the killer. I will start from the top of this story as well You know, I think I'm doing kind of a good job reading so let me know in the comments further on if you just want Isaiah fucking booted off the show and just let old dyslexic hunter take the wheel once in a while, huh? So evidence so like I said for people that don't know the cover art of this because the Jeff the killer art is very infamous with the black eyes You know the creepy word smile. This one's like Jane's kind of a fucking babe Nice little fucking nice long smooth neck on her Black eyes you can't really see your mouth basically wide as fuck face blue tented and all that kind of stuff Looks good. It says don't go to sleep. You won't wake up so for our audio listeners That's what it looks like all the people who have been watching this video just know that is you've been looking at it All right, and let's there was an interruption from the live frog to show that we did not kill the frog Good job finding him That's all Isaiah he spotted him. Yes, but you shaked it and I would give him the motivation to look over Where do you go? He's probably going to bring in a fucking deer next He's gonna bring in a rabid raccoon That was an exciting first 10 minutes I thought last time so it's opening with rough, but It is a facet What do you mean that was not rough? That's exciting That's like a race against exciting and watching you both hobble on the ground trying to save an innocent animal Alright Well, Isaiah you might not have heard, but we are on the second story born of science and Jay and the killer if you'd like to start for the top I've already given a nice description for audio listeners of what the image looks like, but if you want to jump in I'm more than happy It's a goth chick. I told you that is already that's taking care of yeah for stray for the top we can go ahead then 2002 was never a good year for Jane Richardson losing both of her parents to Jeff the killer Tackling a job at iHop as a waitress with barely enough money to get by on and being both mother and father to her little sister Jesse who was 13 years old during that time Jane's aunt Samantha Engle graciously helped out her nieces as far as money was concerned So it wasn't a total loss for Jane After all Samantha was Paula's sister and after her death Samantha felt it was right to take care of her sister's daughters One day while Jane was working her usual shifted iHop and on her break she came across an ad in the newspaper sponsored by her local blood bank And the ad it was said that the person would be paid $150 for their distribution But they had to be a really healthy blood type in order to qualify $150 just for giving blood. Is this too good to be true? Even that's why she's going to so pale She don't need so much blood That would my honestly can't remember the Jane the killer origins origins. I just remember it was like People started well, she was one that wanted to kill Jeff the killer. There was the other one that wanted was like his girlfriend It was so this version of her she's like your son of a bitch and I'm gonna kill you at least that's what the letter said Yeah, well the idea is Jane Jeff killed her parents. Yeah, so she's like gonna kill him But she's like so a killer, she kills with the people, but the whole thing is that she pictures that it's him So it doesn't make it's like she's not I think in one of the stories It's like she's killing people to lure him out to make him jealous because she's a copycat killer I think or something like that But I think there were also versions where like she shows up and stops Jeff right before killings or something I remember there was this one and then there was like Jeff's girlfriend that was Nina the killer. I think was her name Which is Spanish for girl so girl the killer So Those were these two Jane was some more popular one, but I feel like people just would make fan art of the two of them like Like kissing or like Like dreary nights, you know, it was the art good. No, it was like the morticae purple horse from my little pony Can we pretend that airplanes? It was like that kind of just a tumbler deviant art stuff for sure Jane thought it would be good to take that money and pay off her month's rent So why not? After all she did have clean blood Without hesitation Jane wrote the address of the local blood bank down plus the phone number finished off her orange juice and went back to work Another waitress Alexis who was covering for Jane noticed her mood and was more optimistic and appeared more pleasant as usual Refilling other customer's drinks. Well someone's really happy today Why wouldn't I be? I found an easy way to pay off months my months rent Jane replied pouring a fresh cup of coffee for a random man, thanks Oh, yeah, what? The blood bank is offering a hundred fifty dollars for anyone giving blood You had to have healthy blood it said Whoa, I'd never heard of that, Janey. Usually they pay you 25 bucks Alexis replied refilling a customer's soda Somehow they must have made a few changes You get a swing by After I leave here tonight Jane and her friend worked on through the night until the atmosphere of this iHop was calm It's an iHop It feels like it's pain on when this came out feels like it's part of the goth iHop meme You remember that like goth girl iHop Oh, is that is it was that was a meme? Yeah, yeah It was just a joke like you go to the iHop goth iHop where like goth girls working. They spit in your drink stuff like that What is it? It's like it's just I wonder if it is because the Jane that coming looks like an Evan Essence thing The image of it you maybe it is yeah, I can't tell if it's actually goth girl just a blown out image That's so intense it looks like a goth chick laid back and less rushed the lights of the shopping center where the restaurant was shining through the windows Random cars on the highway passed by in the distance motorists who were looking for by to eat getting off work Or going home sat the mood for this particularly lazy california night ATLA news five was giving a report of the Don't mind the spirits that walk these halls That's that's your bookcases My evil layers down there. Yeah, it's given a report of the la pd still pursuing jeffrey woods aka Jeff the killer The one responsible for the murder of jane's parents The police commissioner said that they were having a hard time catching the suspect and had to enlist c8 of the FBI CIA and Department of Justice in their manhunt It would make jane feel better to not only have jeff captured but wiped off the face of the earth entirely One of the customers and I hopped that jane noticed was a man in his late 40s. It's short brown hair Goatee sunglasses and wearing a black three-piece suit and tie Risply pressed one of the guys she noticed was the CIA agents setting in the booth. He looked like Walter White with hair Oh, there you go That's what it is. Is that what Walter White's known for looking like a three-piece suit? I think just the goatee is really what they're Whoever wrote this was like, you know, who's cool? Walter White Another distinguishing feature about this man was a Bluetooth earpiece hanging on his left earlobe He browsed through the menu and surveyed the employees. He paid close attention to jane Almost as if she was a famous person. Hello, sir. What can I get you tonight? T-bone steak and eggs How do you want your steak? Well done X over easy Well done over easy. Oh, I just wanted to let you know that we have a new pomegranate pancake syrup Something I happen to make in my free time. That sounds terrible Pomegranate syrup Just like and it has the seeds still. Yeah, yum Can't reply taking the man's order. Wow. That sounds like a winner You made the syrup? Well, yes, you got a lot of talent. Okay, so the way this is going, she might actually get recruited by the CIA Stop Jeff the killer. You think so? That's what I feel like this is going. You got a lot of talent, kid Who knocks? Jesse, we have to cook Jane we have to cook Walter White and James. If you don't know who I am, then I would tread Lightly Okay, would you like the pomegranate syrup or the one? I'm not gonna go into Flynn's way Jane went back into the kitchen to get the man's food prepared while he was waiting he fumbled with a button on his earpiece. Wait I was man We found the perfect woman so hard to be so right all the time We found the perfect woman sir the man said speaking at a low volume this man was actually an FBI, what makes her the perfect woman? She made the pomegranate syrup. She offered him staking eggs and the pomegranate syrup. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Jane is either a self-insert or like an object of attraction. Easy, right? Whoever wrote this was either horny for a goth chick that wanted to kill him. So you think this is a guy writing this or wanted to be a goth chick that kills him? That gets fucked by Jeff the killer. No, that's not what Jane does. She tries to kill him. Oh, she wants to be a baddie that you're not supposed to. But she's a hero. She's a hero. Yeah. But she kills like a dexter type. Like, oh, I kill, but I'm an anti hero, an anti hero type thing, because I was like the coolest thing when you were 12 or 13. But all of those stories back then, the self-inserts would always be, I'm special, but it's not for any like intrinsic quality or it isn't intrinsic quality. It's not anything earned or anything. It's just I'm different and they realize it in that. She's perfect. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Palma, my god. She'll stop the serial killer. That once again, the FBI is unable to stop. We found the perfect woman, sir. Agent Marcus East was still hunting down Jeff the killer. Despite the LAPD's feudal efforts in Agent East determination, he was going to stop at nothing until Jeff was captured. Excellent. Gather the other agents for next week. We know of a way to go after Jeffrey Woods understood. Jane brought out East Meal in a fresh cup of coffee. Thank you very much, ma'am. Agent East said pleasantly. You're certainly welcome, sir. Now we're later Jane clocked out and left for the night. I'll see you tomorrow, Lexus. See you, Janey. After 30 minutes of being on the road, Jane came across the blood bank. She expected the building to be closed for the night. Oddly, it was open. There must have been a 24 hour deal. 24 hours, blood bank, yeah. Everyone's got those. The outside of the building looked like total shit, but the interior was very pristine and sterile. Does this do you think this is possible to go into vampire territory? No, I think what it's going to be is like either Jeff's running the blood bank. I was like, I need blood to kill. Or it's the fed. I just started and I just started an escorp to open up a blood bank. It's all legal, baby. $150 and I killed him. Yeah, he managed $150. That's life changing money. Yeah, that's where's Jeff getting the money at. I don't think the hunter he kills the evil bank. He kills, he kills them when they come in. I like to sign up for an evil loan. No one's getting $150. Did you think Jeff the killer's just like, hey, maybe, is he going to kill every single person? He's just a flabot miss and they come in and he's like, all right, well good. Well, not that, but he's like, yeah. Well, he took my blood, but it was with arresting the ice. I mean, the story will probably be like he he sent it to Jane specifically because he wanted to kill her. She was one. There's some movie about that like the killer goes after the one that got away. He's obsessed with tracking them. Maybe I'm thinking of twisted metal actually with. Yeah, sweet tooth. Sweet tooth. Yeah, yeah, that's right. The outside of the building looked like total shit, but the interior was very pristine and sterile, similar to a doctor's office. Jane approached the receptionist at the desk and announced she was there to give blood. Good evening, ma'am. How can I help you? The receptionist asked on a warm, friendly tone, smiling. I came across your ad saying that you'd pay around any $100 for simply giving blood for simply giving blood. That's, you know, tying my shoe. How people talk to each other. Yeah. Wonderful. What's your name, dear? Jane Richardson. Okay, Ms. Richardson, you go down the hall, second door on the right. Do I have to sign any papers or anything? Nope. Oh, thank god. Why? I don't want to do that. Oh god, that was a huge load off. Okay. Jane replied, laughing heartily. The receptionist laughed along with Jane. I would hate to get times to decide papers or something. She just meant it was the scariest thing I've seen all day. That would be weird. That's them laughing together. Sorry, the frog broke something in the air. I've been broke all week. I have your cash ready for you when you get done, honey. The receptionist said smiling. Jane did indeed have healthy clean blood. That's, it's funny because now when you're a kid and you figure out about blood banks and stuff, they're like, oh, that's kind of neat. It's like an 11 or 12 year old wrote this like that day. I'm almost certainly, I'm almost a hundred percent positive. This was written by like a 20-year-old woman. Is that is how I see it? I do have healthy clean blood. Just dreams. A teenage girl killer. Okay, that's them laughing together. We're going to wrap up this recording. I can't do this anymore. I want to take a moment to thank today's sponsor HelloFresh. This is not in the script. This is not part of the ad they asked me to say. I am saying on my own account that I've been subscribed to HelloFresh for over two years. My wife and I eat it nearly every meal at home and we have no plans of stopping. I cannot think of a better endorsement than that. HelloFresh is America's number one meal kit and now they're better than ever. 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After what seemed like hours, but only a few minutes, the doctor what? What? After what seemed like hours, believe it, you saw two minutes, felt like hours. What blood type are you? Let me out. I'm on negative. I'm opositive. The other one says, oh, negatives like the most like rare blood type ever feel like I know 40 people that are on negative. What did you get weird to that? I just, oh, negative is like, it is rare. You're right. I'm sorry. The doctor who extracted Jane's blood put a bandage over her spot and wished her good night. Out front, the receptionist was going through files on her computer when she saw Jane. Man, didn't either hurt like hell. Your arm is going to feel sore for a day or two. What? This is definitely something with never given blood. Your arm is going to be throbbing for a week. Your arm is going to be feel sore for a day or two. Tell me about it. Okay, here's your cash, Mr Richardson, $150. This will take care of my months rent behind on your rent, huh? Kind of a bit personal. Lots of stuff that's been going on me losing both my parents and all. I'm so sorry. No, I have to work at goth. I just love Yeah, both my parents are dead mm-hmm. Yeah, sorry about that It's just me and my little sister. I have to be both mom and dad to her Well, my condolences got to you and your sister Deception is said sympathetically Thanks, that means a lot Well, you have a wonderful night sweetie. Stay safe You too I love both the person all right. Well try to keep your head above water and stay safe I'll get lost following what at the 24 hour blood bank. Yeah listen It's a blood bank not an abortion clinic sweetheart get out of here. I bet they'll turn out. That's like the CIA and they're like We analyzed oh, yeah, you're superhuman. You have a generative abilities. You can fight Jeff What Jeff's whole thing? It's like he can fill a normal human boy with that's burned I thought he could like not feel pain anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah, but he could still it's all you if you shot him in the stomach No way. No, that's Tiki Toby Tiki Toby can't feel pain. I don't I don't think Jeff can either Probably not I don't fucking know it's all the same shit Following morning, Jane was able to pay her months ran and wouldn't have to worry about it until next month also Is it 19 six like 78 150 dollars for rent? I imagine it's like 150 was the gap. She needed to close Pay off the rent. I guess also what what Girl like who's not maybe she is 18 what she lives on her own. Yeah, that's a problem Yeah, I thought for a second. It was just a child turned out to the world I mean while we're in the day ships and I hop Jane got a call from the blood bank She visited just the other night. What could it be? Thank you for calling I hop now serving pomegranate pancake syrup and our new stuff French toast. This is Jane Richardson How may help you? This is she My name is Beth Williams one of the doctors at the Biomedic's blood bank We were wondering if you come by next week to give another sample of your blood um Okay We'll pay you ten thousand God damn We'll pay you ten thousand dollars Jane went silent for a few seconds ten grain for another sample of her blood. Is this for real? Miss Richardson, are you there? Oh, oh, yeah I'm here. You said ten thousand right? Yes, ma'am Okay, I'll see you next week. Thank you so much, mr. Richardson. We'll see you soon. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye one week later Ah ready to get my ten thousand dollars I'm sure there's nothing strange about this. I'm not gonna tell anyone about this. Yeah a sample blood for ten thousand dollars Little sister parents were dead. I know our parents are dead, but I hit the jackpot ten grand for a sample of blood We're taking your blood That's your little sister. I wish mom and dad were back. We don't need them ten grand We're super live Pomegranate syrup all around Eat your snakes pomegranate syrup. Eat your spaghetti in a lot of hot Yeah, eat your dry ramen packets and pomegranate syrup It was the start of a pew It was the start of a beautiful day in the city of angels, Jim That's Why would why would you say that there's so many random lines that feel like they're like you know when the teacher would be like Okay, write a paragraph about your weekend They could be like I poured my orange juice and walked out Which it was the start of you for day in the city of angels. Do we I mean I it's just like also I'm in Hollywood Hopped up the plane Got ten thousand dollars for a biobloid sample James returns to the biomedics blood bank to distribute her blood score an easy ten grand She wouldn't have to worry about money troubles ever again But why was biomedics going to pay Jane ten thousand dollars? She couldn't figure it out herself But if it meant to put the money into an account making sure her and her sister were financially secure, then why not Jane saw the same receptionist from last time and still remembered her and the doctor who drew Just why something she saw the person from last time she remembered her I remember you hello And the doctor drew blood was there as well When it was all over Jane claimed her cash stuffed it into her wallet and was on her way She stuffed ten thousand dollars into a wallet God damn That is one hundred one hundred dollar bills Just as she was about to get into her car a couple of well-dressed women approached her one of Why'd you do that one dress woman One of the blaster CIA badge and announce Jane Richardson Yeah Agent taunia mongolius Margolis CIA What's going on you didn't do anything wrong mr. Richardson don't worry But I was wondering if you would come with us Where at exactly you will see come with us If their whole idea was to get her to come there as like a ruse why actually give her the ten grand The stuff on her and her play about a stabber in the alley and say get back Grab her grab a powerpuff girl hot topic wallet. Let's get that all out of here It's so sad. I know She's bleeding her she's bleeding it down. She's bleeding in her gurhoody. She's just like Don't talk about a beautiful angel that way Well, that hasn't changed. I think it goes without saying by the way when I was Like 14 I thought Jane the killer was very hot Because all the pictures would just be like a goth chick with a knife. Mm-hmm. I'd be like that's so hot. It's all took for me That's very easy If you had to put that together Yeah, well, I said the child of God think it's probably clarified what what ideation that came from Just reading this like Yeah, literally no details about her I didn't think I ever read the stories. I would just see the fan aren't me like oh, yeah I think was it Tapping down your keyboard just crawling down Oh That hesitation jane god and jimbo limbo 10,000 Fresh dollars in our wallet. Yeah, okay All right, I've certainly seen a CIA badge A Fisher price like fake toy badge. You want to come in here? I heard that you have like I don't know wolverine blood or something like that without hesitation Where were they taking her? Why did they choose Jane? Was there any significance? Find out next time on dragon balls The two women were taking Jane to the CIA headquarters in Los Angeles They were going to explain everything to her as soon as they arrived 90 minutes later the limbo arrived outside of the headquarters See stuff riding like that when they arrived they would say things they then arrived Jane noticed there was also a US marshals and FBI van parked outside It's all about jane could have figured out what the hell was going on no matter how many times she has the agents It was always the same that information is classified Jane wanted answers She wanted to know what was going on once inside jane was greeted by refreshing cold breeze. It seemed to be coming from the central air units Just from what it was called from the air conditioner. Why is this word like an alien road From the central air room of the brothels or brothels out the rough It was the hottest day ever Jane was led to a room that looked like a police interrogation area There inside was another male agent Jane sat Welcome Jane we've been expecting you You might tell me what the hell is going on Not at all first off, I just want to say I'm sorry for the loss of your parents. I know how much you love them They were my parents. I did love them. Thank you for the condolences I take it you heard the LAPD has been having a All to be albeit difficult time pursuing our parents assailant Jeffrey Woods Jeff the killer Exactly. We also got in touch with the FBI US Department of Justice and the US marshals and they are going to see They're going to see to it that Jeff is stopped once and for all this is also a 15-year-old burn victim The US Department of Justice they said delta I said delta four seven we have we have a green berets and delta fours on the way to to kidnap and cash - The 15-year-old Bern victim, China. - Pointier one operator. Stop a homeless kid with a knife. But what is I have to do with me? - Well, after receiving word of your blood transfer of biometics is apparent that you are the perfect blood type. - Blut, perfect blood type. - Blood type. - It is apparent that you are the perfect blood time and maybe the key to stopping Jeffrey Woods. - So, let me get this straight. - Jane said, trying to piece together what the agent said. - Why even say, let me get this straight. Like, why even say that next one? - After I gave my blood, you and these other agency guys, want to use me to stop that son of a bitch, Jeff? - Okay, before we get to the end of this conversation, she's gonna say something like, where do I sign up for something along those lines? - I could. - Yeah. - Yes, ma'am. - All you have to do is meet with our doctors. - Just meet with the doctors. - Yes, ma'am. - And then I'm free to go and do time, I promise you. - Okay. - Jane said hesitantly. - All right, I was wrong. - I don't, I think that it's still there. I still think that the bear trap is locked and it's ready to go. - I wanna take a moment to thank today's sponsor, A.G.1. All of those here from my channel, the better one, will know that A.G.1 is your daily drinkable dose of multivitamins, multiminerals, pre-improbiotics. Inviting you with the brain, body, and gut health that you need to thrive. A.G.1 is especially helpful this time of the year. 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Just an epic early 2000s emo rock ballad. That's about to happen. Her eyes blue eye, after giving her a vision test, reading an eye chart, et cetera. The scan of her-- OK, you just want me. The scan of her pretty blue eye was stored into the computer. Now why would you say that? Yes. My eyes are awesome. Yeah, it's echo. I do have pretty eyes. Next doctor to examine her was a cardiologist. Following a few brief questions, such as her date of birth, height, weight, that sort of thing, Jane had her blood pressure checked, which was 120 over 80. That's the perfect blood pressure. Literally everything about her is so perfect. Everyone's like, you're perfect. You're excellent. The normal blood pressure for a healthy young lady. Very good. Ready, horses. You checked her heartbeat and asked, this is literally just like, wow, she's perfect. Wow, just, it's a cool descriptor of how good she is. Wow. 1% body fat. Peach. That's extremely impressive. That's like a whole spit. But it works on you. This is pretty awesome. You checked her heartbeat. And as dare to breathe when using a stethoscope, the cardiologist wrote down everything. Next, a general practitioner was to examine Jane. Checking her eyes, ears, throat, testing her reflexes, you name it. Jane passed with flying colors. Jane thought that she was going to leave this building with no problem and be on her way. But when she was led down a hallway by two guards, she noticed in one of the rooms, stretchers lined up with blankets covering the bodies. A total of 25 people, all young women, dead. What was going on here? He started to get freaked out at the side of the life of this woman. We haven't been disposed of. Anxiously asked where the guards were taking her. They refused to answer. So out of instinct, she began to assault the guards. 1% incapacitating one of them. Dude, she's a boss bitch. Yeah. Her fighting skills, she learned from Mary's father, Sheriff Nick. Sheriff Nick, who is a, yeah, who's a karate. He's also the karate structure in town character. Yeah, don't karate. Of course. Oh, Sheriff Nick, right. Really paid off. And this young girl can use the karate she's learned to take down guards at like a federal facility. Yeah. And the midst of the brutal mail, Jane was tackled and sedated by one of the doctors. Her world began to blur and fade black. Where am I? Jane asked coming to. She was trapped. She was strapped to a chair similar to what you'd see in a Dennis office. Right. I like that the way I was like, you've seen Dennis office. Everyone's been the dancers. It's like that. You've been to the Dennis. Around her, the room looked like an operating theater bathed in a bright white light, which gave the room a clean appearance. Jane couldn't see anybody because all that was in the room with her facing towards her was a two-way mirror. She felt something on her forehead that was similar to a headband, but saw electrodes and wires running away from her. Her hands and feet were secured in place. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break free. A few seconds later, she heard an unknown female voice in the intercom. It must have been that of an agent researcher or scientist, you know, the things that can be-- That's probably what it was. It's probably one of those things. Down here in this lab. Mr. Richardson, can you hear me? Voice asked almost sympathetically. Who's there? It's me, Dr. Beth Williams from Biomatics. I didn't want to have to-- I didn't want you to have to find this out the hard way. But some of these agents and governments officials tell me you have a very healthy blood type. And for what I could gather, they were correct. If you were wondering, it was me who sedated you. [LAUGHTER] I did not drag you into that room, which you are in, dear. I could assure you. I would be standing by the monitor to monitor your vitals through this process. What are you talking about? Jane? It's a-- It's Marcos. We brought you here because you are the perfect blood type. And also, the candidate for the following experiment that's been funded by the US government, totaling in $6.9 million. [LAUGHTER] Just throwing out big numbers. The US government who did pay this exact number for the experiment, Jane. $6.9 million, million. We have received word from the LAPD that they had trouble in capturing the suspect responsible for the death of your parents, Bruce and Paula. And we, along with the FBI, the Department of Justice, and the US Marshals, agreed to help in the capture of Jeffrey Woods. If you haven't noticed, there is an intravenous needle on your arm. One of the scientists will be bringing the serum to a place with your blood. The serum is classified, but it will ultimately help you in getting revenge on the one who took your parents' life. It's literally Wolverine. They're going to-- she's going to have metal claws burning into the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like-- Shoot! Well, I think it will, Wolverine. It's like, oh, you can kill your brother. You can kill Creed. You know, unpopular opinion. But as a kid, I've loved that opinion. To the degree that now I'm still like, it's fun. Expand origins, Wolverine? Oh, I think I've seen it. That's the one where he goes. That one. Oh. Just then, a scientist and doctor came into the room, Preppin J. The scientist came in with the liquid hate. Crazy name. The government funded $6.99 million. $6.94 million for Delta to kill. It's also-- I just want to say for a government experiment lab is an insignificant amount of money. Yes, of course. but to a child. I can imagine that 6.9 million dollars. - That's like forever money. - And it's funding a whole facility with 300 people in it. - That's like Tony Stark money. - Wow. - Yeah. - Tell me about it never. - It's like a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. - It's also funny how like, this is all to stop Jeff the killer. The kid that says go to sleep. - 15-year-old burn victim. - It's in your home list. (laughing) - He has stabbed two people. - You know that the Jeff the killer image, like the smile, it's like, the CIA goes to the Oval Office and they're like Mr. President. We haven't slept. - It's like, it's like across the table. - Is it Obama or is it Osama? Is it was just (laughing) I was doing an Obama boy. - Oh, oh. - Is it Osama? - It's far worse. - It's a 15-year-old burn victim who's killed two people. - Gentlemen, whatever you need. - You gotta start the drones. (laughing) - The stair LA part. - We need to nuke LA. (laughing) - The container was, it's like the president from Independence Day. - Oh my God. (laughing) - The container was a gallon and a quarter with a biohazard symbol on it. - Mm-hmm. - A gallon and a quarter? - You're gonna put it into her? - Zero. - Well, I think they're switching out her blood or something. - Zero blood. (laughing) - With bleach. - I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. How much was in the body, four quarts? Isn't that right? - I know, fuck it now. - The light from overhead casted in the liquid giving off a pretty glowing purple. The doctor who came in was there to make sure everything was ready and to monitor Jane's safety. He assured her she had nothing to be afraid of and that she was going to be okay afterwards. This may Jane feel somewhat better. Part of her was scared of death. - Yeah. - Everything's going to be fine. It's a giant biohazard container with purple liquid. I was like, "Ooh, pretty!" It's got to be stolen crossbones on it. Like a death, I don't know. - Also, she has walked past 25 dead bodies. - Yeah, what is that about? - Okay. - They just let her see those walking bodies. - He said, "I'm gonna be fine." So I mean, this is what it has the best mind. You can walk out, you could like, she may bury it alive. You're gonna be great. Okay, cool. She's at least in there perfectly still. Oh, thank God. (laughs) I also want to clarify, it's four, it's four to five courts. Not, look, no, four to five leaders, not courts. Four to five courts would be like the bottom. (laughs) Leaders, leaders is what I meant to say. (laughs) - You're going to be okay. Part of her was scared to death, but the other half of her showed no fear and she was ready. The doctor put the intravenous tube into Jane's arm. The one tube ran into a container that would collect Jane's blood and shipped the American Red Cross for patients who had the same blood type as Jane. - See what I mean? She was like, "Hey, this is where blood goes." So you know. - Wait, is this implying that the secret lab that's taking out her blood to put new chemicals in it are like, "Well, we should probably donate that." - Yes, because they're good guys. - Yeah, yeah. - The perfect blood type, we should give it to the red people. - Well, people would probably need this to represent. - People would do this. - This will save lives. (laughs) - We had the same blood type as Jane and to receive a healthy blood transfusion. (laughs) (laughs) The other tube was attached to the container holding the liquid hate. - What is it called in that? - So in a way, this was just. So in a way, this was just like an embalming fluid prep set up, but with an experimental liquid. (laughs) - You know. - You know. (laughs) - That's all it's like. - There were some where else in the story that weren't, what was it? - You know, a dentist's office. - Yeah. - Like that chair. - Now come on. - It's describing the whole thing on my blood. - Like a dead body. - They're gonna take out all her blood and donate to the American Red Cross for healthy blood transfusion. - They're gonna put me in a pretty dress and do my makeup. - They're gonna put me in a coffin. - And then they're gonna fill you with liquid hate. So kind of like an embalming person. - It's like I got bombed, but with an experimental liquid. This might be reassured by medical person. Now that she had nothing to be scared of, a single tear ran down her face. (laughs) - You're gonna be embalmed. You have nothing to be afraid of, Jane. We are going to take all of the blood out of your body and fill it with that. - Blood's going to Red Cross. (laughs) You have nothing to fear. - Oh man. The process began. Is this one by the original Jane the killer author? 'Cause I'm not as familiar with Jane. Is this like a, is this like canon? - It's supposedly canon. - This is supposedly canon. So all the other ones are based off this, Aaron. (laughs) Okay. The process began. The voices that Jane heard, the scientists, the government officials, FBI, CIA, agents, US marshals, researchers. - I'd be repeating this list every time. - 'Cause it's cool, Hunter. - Okay. - All these people are here. - I forgot, okay. - That's over there. - It's $6.9 million. - $6.9 million. - It began to sound distant. If something were to happen to her, she would see her deceased parents. On the other side of the two-way mirror, doctors were monitoring Jane's vitals, her heart and brain waves, et cetera. Her heart was beating at a steady pace, showing the EKG beeping. The readings of the EEG showing normal brain activity. Jane saw her blood being drained slowly. This didn't bother her at first, but as it began to increase, she felt very weak and drowsy. Almost like she was being smothered by an unknown person with an ether-soaked rag. And in the next few minutes, Jane's surroundings began to disappear. First, into a state of unconsciousness and weakness from loss of blood in her body, then dead. The heart monitor in the other room flatlined. The EEG went flat. For that moment, Jane was clinically dead. I remember there was something with Jane that like she has completely black eyes. - Yes. - Like pale white skin, yes. So it's probably like the effects of dine or whatever. - She's gonna turn into a superhero. - Yeah, very soon. - Exactly. Jane felt a gentle, familiar hand on her face, caressing her. It was her mother, Paula. She opened her eyes and despite being deceased for a few minutes, she was still in her room. She was still in the room, her father, Bruce was there as well. - Mom, don't be afraid, Janey. Mommy's here. - Paula could sweetly. She saw Jane's eyes willing up with tears and held her daughter in her arms, tightly comforting her. - Dad? - Bruce gave Jane a kiss on her head as he joined in to hold his child as well. Jane was weeping as she was glad to see her parents. - You're gonna be okay, kiddo. You're gonna be just fine. You said softly, calming his daughter down. - Using full military dress, his metal shining in the light of the room, Jane was in. His uniform was crisply pressed. His hair short, shining and brushed back. Oh, as if he was going to attend a military ball. - What's going on? - Well, since those doctors emptied your body, you went out like a light. But me and daddy are gonna stay here until you come alive, honey. - Paula said in her soft spoken voice, her words soothing Jane's heart. - One thing I can never stand about Ivy Needles has been someone can't find a vein to put it in. They happened to me when I was a little kid and I suffered sepsis. - I got ringworm. - And then I got full blown AIDS. - Ring the next. - So hollowed whatever. - Ring the next. - And I felt like frickin' Swiss cheese. That old hag couldn't put the needle in right. - You should know that having experience as a doctor and a PhD does come with vision. - Versus smiling laughing. - This may Jane smile and giggle. She laughed with her daddy. - She knew for the longest time that her daddy was very silly. - He longs time, my dad is real silly. - My dad's real silly. - He's like, "Yeah, stupid bitch can't find a vein." - He's like, "He's silly daddy." - As a man, once a stupid bitch gave me sepsis and I got ringworm and it won't call me lizard foot the rest of the year, "Eee-ee-ee." - You're like, "Dad, you're silly. That's a funny story, daddy." - She knew for the longest time that her daddy was very silly. - It made her laugh without even trying. It was still a goofball in the afterlife. That's also what Paula loved about her husband. Jane's parents stayed with her until the liquid hate was administered. - Your father couldn't stand needles being poked into him at all, honey. Your father could stand needles being poked into him at all, honey. But getting like an allergy shot or a vaccine, that didn't bother him. It was an intravenous needle that got on his nerves. Even when he was little, he fainted at the side of big needle. - Eee-ee-ee-ee-ee. - Hey, that thing was big. - I know I'm gonna feel sore and stiff when I get up. Consider the chair you're in. I wouldn't be surprised, honey. I think tonight you should take a nice hot bath with some epsom salt. - Who said, "Gresson Jane's hair"? - Good idea. You just remember one thing. My little Janey baby? If you ever need me or daddy, it would be right here. All of a sudden pointing at Jane's heart. - She has congestive heart failure. (laughing) - Oh, oh, Jane! - And we will come living your dream sweetheart. - God, how are you? - Don't tell me dad. - Well, I'll be a memory in your head. - We are so proud of you. Jesse's like, she's made pomegranate syrup. - It's all she did. - That's the thing, Connor. They're just special. - Every one of these stories, the OC is just special. - Jesse's lucky to have such a sweet sister. - We will always be watching over you. - Paul said sweetly. - We love you Jane. - We're sad. - Oh, the purple stuff is about finished. - Paul said point of the liquid hate that was halfway empty. - I love you mommy. I love you daddy. - He ain't sad. Giving her parents a hug before they return to heaven. - We love you. (laughing) - Bye mama. - Bye daddy. - Up to the clouds. We love you too, Jane. - I love you. - I love you. - I love you. - I love you too, Jane. - I love you. - I love you too. - I love you. We love you. - Follow the reply. - Given her daughter, one final kiss, goodbye. Jane slowly regained consciousness and came to the EKG and EEG roared back to life, showing heart and brain activity. I like how they just let her die. They didn't like artificially pump her or anything. - You're going to be fine. - She decomposed for five minutes. - Yeah, I mean, she's legally like a vegetable. - Yeah. - Her brain will never recover. Her vital is appearing normal. As her vision adjusted, she saw she was still in the operating theater. When she looked down, she knows her hands were now ivory-white. She was pale like a corpse. She screamed over the loss of her natural skin pigmentation and saw that her once bright platinum blonde hair was now cold black. Somehow changes your hair. - It does. - That's science. - She tried to break free from the restraints, thinking that she would fail, but somehow it was now in creed strength, ripped both of the restraints off and jerked the wires off her head. She tore the leg restraints away and got up out of the chair. She looked towards the two-way mirror, known of violent, angry, homicidal rage, hollard. - What the hell did you do to me? - She's going to experience violent episodes and homicidal tendencies for the first 90 seconds. - We have this mapped out. Homicidal tendencies. One of the scientists said to the group, "You are now full of liquid hate, Miss Richardson. I look like fucking powder!" - That's because your natural skin color went away, Jane. - You stupid idiot. - Hey, don't be a dumb bitch. That's what liquid hate does. Jane? - Oh. - Jane picked up-- - Jane. - Look at me, Jane. That's what happens with liquid hate. Six point nine million dollars, Jane. Blonde black, powdery white skin. Give her 60 seconds plus 30 equals 90. Jane picked up a chair that was in the room and threw it against the two-way mirror, shattering the glass. She grabbed a hold of one of the doctors who were monitoring her vitals by the collar, slamming him against the wall with incredible strength, causing a huge dent. One of the scientists sounded an alarm for armed guards and medical personnel to restrain Jane. One pulled out a syringe, trying to aim for Jane's neck, but Jane took the needle and stabbed the doctor between the eyes and injected an air bubble into him. Two guards with automatic weapons tried to fire at Jane, but she grabbed both of their arms, causing them to fire at each other. One agent fired at Jane, but the bullet didn't face her a bit. The wound automatically and quickly healed up. - Of course. - She's literally wolverine. Your bone, Jane, the maid of the strongest metal. She's like, and they're like, using her karate, she learned from Sheriff. - Thank you, Sheriff Nick. - No problem. No problem. - Thank you, Sensei. - She approached the agent who was still firing multiple shots at Jane and snapped his wrist into. They spelled it I-N-T-O, not into two, snapped his wrist into one. We'll never know. Showing fractured bones and blood spurting everywhere. An orderly standing in at six foot five, three hundred plus pounds, tackled Jane attempting to subdue her, but Jane had the upper hand, of course, let him over on his side and snapped him neck in two. - He snapped me neck in two. Since his carnage continued, Jane took the now empty liquid hay container, broke it against the ground, took a sharp glass shard and stabbed to death one of the agents. Her clothes now stay with blood, amidst the dead, broken, mutilated, bullet riddled bodies and those who were out cold, Jane looked at the group who was in the room, then now had no mirror and said in one ominous tone. - I must kill Jeffrey Woods in his reign of terror forever. If he is not killed, more lives will be lost. I am much stronger now, I am unstoppable, unkillable, weapons, weapons are useless against me. Anyone who dares cross me, I will be the last saying they will ever see. I will kill Jeff the killer, and no one can stop me. You know, I remember, we got to read it at some point, it's not on the docket tonight, but there's Jane the killer versus Jeff the killer story, and that part about like I will stop him reminded me, there's a scene in it where the two of them are fighting and they're just like cutting each other to pieces and then both he only literally wolverine versus creed. And Jane, the whole time, just like, we're not so different, you and I. And this world only fools are heroes. This might have everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate. After 90 seconds, the allotted time has been from the now dead doctor, Jane's homicidal tendency ceased and she was acting normal again. The same doctors who were examining her wanted to do X-rays MRI scans and the final examination on her. Jane stood naked as the day she was born, as physicians didn't see any abnormal changes. No defects. She was even more beautiful despite the fact that she was pale white with black eyes, even more beautiful at a rock and bottom, her tits, her pussy and her ass were awesome. As she even had a dick on her belly, perfect in every way, we call those a unicorn. Okay, Ms. Richardson, I want you to read what is on the chart right here. I'm an eye doctor. It's one of those things where it's like, she's every way she's perfect, perfect in ways you couldn't imagine. The eye doctor was flabbergasted that Jane read everything down to the fine print. He took a magnifying glass and saw the address company named the bottom of the eye test chart. Um, wow, he said about it. Shadok, are there any other test today or could I just walk out of here and be on my way? She killed four people. She's killed four people and she looks like a corpse. Yeah. Well, are you going to give me another visual test or just stay? in there and stare at me all day, you're naked. - She's a completely naked. - Naked. - Why do you keep staring at me, Doc? - Wow. - I'm just gonna stand here and stare all day. - Yeah, a doctor said scene shame fully naked. - So, I'll take that as you're free to go. - Doc, she's like, are you gonna stay there and stare at me? And he, a doctor's like, yeah. - Wow. - I love it, so I'll take that as I'm free to go. He does. - Yeah. - Not only am I super powerful, I kill people, but I can't help it because it's part of my condition. And I get revenge and I'm perfect in every way, but everybody wants me. - So, I'm taking that as I'm free to go. - Yeah, it's insane. She's the perfect woman. Perfect in every way, beauty. She's so funny and she's only a little angry on her periods. - So, so I'm taking that as I'm free to go. - Doc, why don't you take a picture last longer? - I, I, I will. Get some of these old 1,800 cameras. I'm just trying to flash the whole, filled with smoke. - Make a copy of that for me whenever you get a chance. - I will. - I will. - Just like he's going, so, I'm taking that. - Yeah. - Because I'm free to go. - No, Jane took her bloodstain clothes that were in a hospital bag and walked out fully nude, not carrying the people they're looking at her. On her way home, she saw clothes that were hanging out to dry on a clothesline outside a little suburban home. These clothes matched her frame. They were a pair of black sweatpants, a sleeveless black under her armature. - Shadow under her arm. - Shadow in a black hoodie. This, I, I 100%. Okay, I understand. My 13 year old mate was like, this is the most beautiful woman of every year. - Perfect body. Cut off black under arm. Not too rough, but just buff enough. (laughing) - Could kill me in an instant, but very feminine. - Vicarterian. - Sleep, but also dangerous. - Throw me through the ceiling. - 90 seconds of pure chaos. - Like a, just a pale real rippling. (laughing) - No, you got me, no, you got me. - As you get it, you see where I'm at? You get what I'm talking about. - They all smelled sweet as she pulled them off the clothesline and got dressed in broad daylight. The only article of clothing that weren't bloodstained were her blacks, get your sneakers. She's lived on her socks and shoes and called Jessie and told her she was okay. Jessie waited back at home for her sister to return. Also, Mary was waiting 'cause we need to put her into the story. Jessie immediately ran into her big sister's arms, gasping emotionally, giving her a big hug. Mary hugged both Jessie and Jane and gave her honey bunny a kiss on the lips. - Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. I was so worried. - She's literally a corpse. She left a blonde with blue eyes and she came back a corpse in their life. She's so good, you're okay. (laughing) - She said emotionally glad that Jane was alright. - I knew you'd come back. - Jessie said through tears and joy. - Of course I did. - Jane replied giving her little sister a hug still emotional. Jeff had some competition. So as many other criminals out there, don't go to sleep. You won't wake up. Jane the killer is coming for you. These, you know what, this is, that came from such a place of purity. - This is infinitely worse than Jeff the killer by the way. - Oh yeah. Dude, it's a fan pick of an OC tied to Jeff the killer. Jeff the killer was the OG. This is the fan killer was the blueprint. - Yeah, this was a fan who's like, I bet I can be as good as Jeff the killer. - Were these popular? - Oh, dude. Most of what you would read online, not no sleep. No sleep was different because that would be perspective. But if you want to like creepypasta.com or any like forum, this was the bulk of them. - Was it people legitimately liking it? Like being like that was bad ass. - Some, so Jane the killer picked up stuff. Most of them were like two paragraphs. He was like, there was a guy named Elijah 'cause the writer's name's Elijah. There was a guy named Elijah who found a secret sword that made him cool. And Jeff the killer killed his whole family. Now he's alone and he hunched Jeff to kill him. This, that'd be like the whole story. This is like, wow. - Like the, like you added characters. - How names did you conquer the creativity? - Yeah. - To finish this. - That's why everyone started talking about sure. And obviously it was a chick. So like, like the fan art was. - David Foster Wallace. (laughing) - Socrates and whoever the fuck wrote, Jane the killer. (laughing) We made a, actually we do know, right? We've got the name. - Is the name there? Do we know that a person who made Jane the killer? - Is fear of the black wolf? - Fear of the black wolf. Hope you're doing well. - Hold up. This story confirmed by fear of the black wolf from Mr. Angry Dog. Is the real actual story of Jane the killer. The other story who has Jane's last name as Arkansas is a fan made and plagiarized version that only became more popular or known than the original. - Yeah, that one. - So it's like. - Oh, so the real one wasn't as popular as the other one. - Yeah. - That's what it sounds like. It sounds like according to creepypasta.com. Well, according to fandom.com creepypasta category. So who say, but according to them, this is the original and then the rip off. - You get in the rip off. - Which did get more traction. - Yes, that's, I've never heard the born from science one. I don't think, but I do remember there being a bunch of like different Jane the killer stories. But I don't remember that specific, the born from science saying. - But she had liquid hate. She had perfect blood. - She had perfect blood. Well, honestly, I don't know if the, if the rip off. In fact, you're treading on the good name of Jane the killer. I don't know if it was better. - Hey, what the hell? - Hey, you can't go mess with this. This is the original text. - Guys, thank you so much for watching today. That killed me. - Can we read, even if it's for Patreon, can we, at some point, read Jane versus Jeff? (laughing) - Please, let me have this. Just, I think you're different than you and I. (laughing) (laughing) - Thank you. - Thanks for audio listeners on Spotify and Apple Podcast. Thank you for our patrons. We have some extra content over there. Feel free to come over. Streaming games and we're cruel to heroes. - We're, we'll see you next time. - I think this is a game. (laughing) You think this is a game? - I remember this one. - I'm leaving. I'm leaving. 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