Jake Paul is more famous than Zayn Malik | Beyond the Pine #130

(dramatic music) - Oh, you're constipated. - Oh, you're doing a constant teen impression. - Oh, oh, this is Jimmy Fallon on Roids. - Hey, where is Constantinople? - It's in Istanbul. - Istanbul, where is that? - It is Istanbul. - Where is Istanbul? Is that in Turkey? - That's the capital of Turkey. - Who, it's Istanbul. - I flew, I had a connecting flight there one time. I told you guys this, right? - You lost your connects. - And then 10 hours after we took off from that airport, there was a terrorist attack there, which is nuts. - Yeah, a little bit of coincidental, isn't it? - Yeah. - That you mean like a look man, look man. - Five minutes later. - You know, something terrible happened. - You know, man, look, you can look at any way you want. Okay. - James, you were in it. - I'm trying to say you were in the video. - There's video. - There's found footage of you. - There's some footage. - It's now, obviously. - Jimmy's found footage. - Okay, obviously we don't know. - Blair Bitch, man. - Obviously don't know if James is, that war is not a terrorist. - Right, but if you were, - If you were, if you were, where would you strike? - Where would I strike? - Yeah, yeah, that's what I asked. - The moon. - Bad place. - Bad place to, there's no one on the moon. - And we would totally fuck up. - What? - Everything. - Name one thing it would fuck up. - The tide. - The tide. - No, but it wouldn't. - You'd have to have an enormous bomb to destroy the moon, James. - I'm not gonna destroy it. - He's gonna claim it. - You're gonna claim it. - I'm gonna claim it. - No one will know. - No one will know. - The moon's mine. - No one will know that I blew up the whole moon. - Keep blowing it up. - It's mine. - No one will know, dude. - Wait. Dude, it's gone. - It's mine. - It's mine. - Why are you striking the moon? Tell me exactly why it's very important to me. - Let me tell you, I'll break it down for you. - He's grabbing back, dude. He's defending himself. - I asked him a question. He's answering the question. - Yeah, I'll put it this way, man. No, 'cause Kip understands. - Kip understands. - Okay, because I didn't make the first strike. - The moon. - The moon did. - Took the first shot. - A little piece of it chipped off and hit me in the forehead when I was a kid. - Look at this, you don't see this. - You don't see this. - It's a back of his skull, dude. - I just wanna know why you're striking the moon. - That's why I have to wear glasses. - Did you hear what we just said? - 'Cause the moon's a bit of-- - It threw a little piece of moon at me. - The moon bit the moon. Yes, see the moon bit the moon. - It's not what I was impending to say. - No, the moon threw a little bit of cheese at me. - Okay, cool. - Hit me right in the face. - So we were glasses. - That's not like a terrorist thing. - Is it not? - I guess kind of-- - I love what the man with the moon. This is the real story. He fell in love with the moon. - Well, that's how it started. - And then the man with the moon got jealous and threw a cheese at me. - And cheated on him. - Oh, wow. - The moon cheated on me. - Little foot, little foot, come here. - For the most part, you know, fucking way. - You can come inside the house and he doesn't fucking come. - So it just takes him a few meetings and years of meeting and separate meetings. - A lot of meetings. - Just become a meditated meeting. - And he's gotten a lot of exercise recently. We've been going on a lot of walks. - He has a lot of walks. - Yeah, we've been going on a lot of walks. - Oh. - Well, obviously. - Yeah, 'cause I have to take care of him and get him exercise. So that's how many walks you go with. - Probably four or five. - Without him. - Without him none. - Right. - So it's like a perfect, stupid act. - Unless I take the trash out of something and I see that there's an opportunity to take a little walk around the block by myself, then that's the only fact. - But I'm not usually doing that. - And then every time he passes by my house, he makes little noises, hoping I hear. - Yeah. - And I did hear the other day. - Every time I go by James's house, I say, "Good, that's so funny dude." - Yeah, and he hears me every time. He's like, "So James." - And I'm like, "You're James." - Yeah, he's a. - You know, Vinnie hears me every time. Vinnie hears me every time. - So James is like, "Oh." - Is that really you? - Dude, Vinnie winds. - He's just the most excited dog. - He's really cute. - Because he loves people. - But I imagine for you, it's more annoying sometimes because anytime I'm gonna have somebody over, Vinnie's gonna go crazy and for like a good 30 minutes and then he'll chill out. - He freaks out. - You guys remember, I have a really cool story. This one's actually really dope. Yesterday I was at the dog park and there was a dog that made dog park that was rolling around in the mud and the owner was like, "Stop, stop, stop, stop." And everyone was taking pictures. - There was a big dog park rolling in the mud. - Big dog rolling mud. It was a golden lab. - Oh. - Or was it a golden doodle? - No, bigger than that. It was almost. - Golden doodles are huge. - Big bow. - Some of them are. - But it wasn't super hairy. It was like a short-haired dog. - It was a short hair as well. - It was a golden retriever. I mean, it was a golden lab. - A yellow lab. - It was a yellow lab. - It was a big boy. It was a big boy. - Dude, there was a monster dog at the dog park yesterday. - I don't know. - It was a monster dog. - It had shit sticking out of it, man. - Oh, yes. - Like joints. - And some dude in the pickup truck cut me off in the parking lot. - That sucks, dude. - I was so mad. And guess what kind of dog he had? - Oh, dude. A German Shepherd. - No, man, German Shepherd was a cool. - So what? - Yeah. - And it would be. - It's the go-to. - A pit bull. - A bad ass dog to have. Oh, well, that's the same vein of cool dogs. - Well, German shepherds are cooler. - German shepherds are cool in general. - Yeah, but you could see. - Yeah, but you could see and ask whole people. - I love pit bulls. - I know you do. - Not a fan. - Not a fan. - But they're not. - No one should have a pit bull. - Agreed. - I think it's true. - It's just so much. - There's gonna be so many comments of people saying, "I don't give a shit." - If they have a pit bull, that's on them. - It is in the pit bull's blood more so than. - It's just a danger here to be aggressive and to fucking snap and stuff. It just is what it is. - You know? - It doesn't mean they can't be trained properly. - Yeah. - Certainly can. But the likelihood of that dog attacking versus another dog that's equally trained is higher. - Who with that? - He'd be wrong. - Well, no, you're wrong. - Yeah. - No, keep it by no. - Keep it by no. Dude, we went to college for dogs. Dog college? - Dog college. - Dog college, yeah. - Dog college. Steve did better. Steve did better, but I. - I don't really care. - I did pretty good. - That's great. - A 7%, a 7%. - I did better, but I still flunked out. - Right. - So now imagine how bad you kept it. - I got somewhere between a 6 and 8%. - The thing is the grades were fine. He was caught making love to one of the example dogs. - Yeah, but Kim didn't even make it on the board. He just immediately once he got accepted, he went off the grid. - Bush. - Yeah. - He just totally figured out death and everything. - He just figured out death and had to leave. - He took off. - He just figured out death and need watched as. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How did you do that? - Well, okay, so I made this video of me killing myself. (laughing) And sent it to everyone I knew. And then they were all instantly, they were like, "Dude, that's ridiculous." - How did he send the video? - That's ridiculous, dude. - It's not ridiculous. It's what happened to me. - There's some corral behind you. - I made a video. - I'm listening. - I don't mind. - But the corral. - But the corral. - I'm going into some milk. And I'm bubbling. - How many? - How much milk is it? - A lot of milk. - A couple. - A couple. - Yeah, about a cup. - Just enough to have an inch. - And then cover nose and face black. - Cover nose and face black. - And you hear. - He didn't make it. - An explosion. - I know it's. - Fucking dying. - Yeah, through the milk you can hear that to a tea. It's incredible. - It was really wild. I think that was my soul. I was like. - Completely under milk. - Totally. - There's just some sticky stuff in my soul. - It's so sticky today, man. - I know I do. That's where. - Was your shirt saying Naruto? - I mean, did you roll in some gum? - Literally. It just doesn't even smell anything. - You maybe have sneeze down yourself and then it hardened a little. - That would be very concerning if this feeling of this stickiness was from inside of me. That'd be very concerning. - I'd like to see you inside of you. - Let me take a look. - We have a. - We have a. - That's what we'll do. - We have a sponsor. I mean, nice. - So we're kind of rolling in its. - We're coming back, baby. - It's Dordash. - I love Dordash. - Dordash loves you. - Dordash has something for every lifestyle. On the go with no time to waste, order pickup and pass the line. Having trouble organizing a meal with your friends. We make it easy with group ordering. Dordash is more than just delivery. Oh, and that's their slogan is just. - Oh! - Because that's what you say every single time. - Yeah. - And that's it, man. - Dordash brings all of America's flavors to your door. Ordering is easy. Open the Dordash app. Choose what you want to eat. 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Dude, come on. - Because at first I didn't know if you said shark or shark. - Do you know that already exists? - No, it's because I was the one that founded it because you didn't know. - You guys have SCAB app. - And while I'm starting Shark Mark. - Right, what are you gonna do? - You're like the fucking. - We make shark parody movies. - Sharks. - Or Shark. - Or a shark. - Paul. - You either one? - Paul Shark Mark. - Paul Shark. - Yeah, Paul Shark. - Yeah, we make shark parody movies. - Hey, the fuck is this thing behind us, man? - We're actually not taking any. sorry. - Looks like it's Claymation. - We're not taking any suggestions for. - Sharks on a plane. - We're not taking any suggestions for any. - Shard or Montana. - For any shark parody movies. - Huh? - Shard or Montana. - Coat Shard or.? Say that one again Jane coach Charter like coach Carter. Yeah, yeah, we're not taking any suggestions Unfortunately a sharp detective American Shardow no, but we actually had a previous Oscar winner pair of shard. Oh, yeah, so that one's pretty good We really who directed that wait who directed that? Parachute per shard. Oh wasn't that shoes Wasn't that Reese with a shard? No, no, no directed pair of shard. Yeah, yeah Reese with a shard Boom-jung-shard his boom-jung-shard. Shard and it scores. Say Z. No, he did the Irish shirt You getting it all mixed up man the shirt rich man them who's West's and a shirt? He did the grand shirt a pest hotel grand shirt a pest hotel. Yeah A lot of movies have protagonists most you're thinking of Jojo Rabbit And there's bad guy are you thinking of a West Andrew Shard movie? Yeah Shard Anderson actually shard Anderson. That's not his name. I own Shard Mart. I know his name. You don't know shit about any shard Dude I'm not a shard from a shard shark Anderson That should be a video game character no, but seriously shard Mart's taken off All right, well, whatever man. You just said it. That's where we're happy for you know, where your friends We are not no look. Well, I don't even see him as a competition. So I'm happy for him. Let's do will I'm happy for you dumbass bitch Fucking got him pay me dude. Hey, I've been How scabab dude. How scabab? Oh Scabab doing well. We got a website up by the way. Have you seen the website? Yeah, they put my name on it like I'm part of the company. You're not I know I told him that we actually used Scab space the service that lets you make websites Scabs scabs place an hour later All scab abs doing great man. We've we've had a couple new investors really a couple scabbers. Yeah, they a couple scabbers are interested in a Tea pain right Tea money tea money money. Tea. I tea maybe ice tea their ice cube big into scabs Carrot top I could see that guy being in the city with a lot of that money We're basically trying to bring a lot of a list actors who haven't found a home for their scabs yet Well, we have a huge a lister Snoop doggy scab doing the shark Johnson. You don't have Duane the shark man How he do we have Drake and his new song Sharkman Sharkman Sharkman that boys up to shark. You know what they call Drake shark That's actually not true. No, that's not his name dude. Yeah, we are we easy Have you guys sort of push art tea? No He already be Sure He speaks fluent German. Oh He would you know what I mean if you guys seen rat race. Oh Rat race when John love it We go there and he's driving in Hitler's car and then he ends up crashing through into like the World War 2 veteran Memorial and then he goes up there and he burns his tongue so he's like oh I just want to do that so like oops scene. Oh When she flashed a different clown and then it caused it like the crash scene Dude, that would be so funny. Dude, isn't there part where they're in a fucking blimp hanging? Yeah, and it like it's carrying a cow Wait, one's the last time you saw that movie long time ago and you remember certain scenes from it? Yeah, that was good Oh my god, certain scenes from every movie I've ever seen that movie like three times when I was a kid And I still don't remember anything. I don't remember. I repair the only thing I actually remember from that movie is is there's a titty scene All right, and the car crash a little mermaid Mr. Beans in it. Do you remember mr. Beans in it? Yeah, I remember Mr. Beans is amazing, dude He's so good at it. Yeah, mr. Sharpe. No cuz he has narcolepsy. Oh When he falls asleep at the wall right dude right when like the race starts They're right through the casino and he instantly falls asleep and then the movie just continues for like 45 minutes And then it cuts back to him. It's amazing. Doesn't he win dude? None of them win that's actually but I think he is the first one there Yeah, but then they all give the money to charity because smash mouth is at the end of it all right Dude he's so special. What a special movie? Super special movie dude that mr. Bean falling asleep bit is a mr. Bean like episode have you seen the one reason church? Yeah, yeah, and he's watching together. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, it's so good any keep on fucking He like falls asleep. He falls asleep. So like obnoxious. He's just dude. He winds up on the fucking ground on his head Dude let's see wake up when he starts choking Panic wigs genius oh Genius I gotta watch that should I get this is gonna watch all of it dude you want to hang out? I don't have time it looks like I have to get going. Thank you guys for joining us with a podcast time over yet I'm getting ready to watch my fish. You do to still that fish lays an egg under the cavern When's the fish gonna lay an egg man? 40 minutes or so I don't have 40 minutes just to spend with you guys. Yeah, you literally do I have to go get my ass Handed to me on shipment. Oh, you stand up and put that mic down shirt. I kill you You know what my day today is right now while playing modern warfare what play shipment die spawn die spawn die Spawn die yeah, it's pretty fun. It makes me so upset see a destiny only makes you feel like holy shit is the best game Dude I've only got an upset one time in destiny and I was doing like a strike thing So I was playing with another person and I died and so all this guy had to do was survive either until he can revive me or I automatically revive and then you know he did What do you do fucking going after people and got like boom shockwave off the cliff and I was like dumb ass That's the only time I've ever gotten upset playing destiny. I got frustrated when I was trying to do like a Like a difficult mission. There was a boss and I like five times but then I finally did it It was so rewarding and I got such good here. I fucking four purple things. Boo. Yeah, huh? You know what I'm saying just like that having the Times where it upsets me makes me appreciate the times where I'm doing what you love about the reward of getting through the tough times Yeah, I just want straight dopamine just give me dopamine the entire time I'm playing Tonin hoax a moaks and poke me. Hmm. Hocus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Poke me. You know I'm I'm penicillin penicillin dude big time. I'm a lot of insulin if you guys heard any updates on the coronavirus on the Wuhan Dude and cov 19. I don't know. I think it was a government like thing that they sent out and they showed a map of like all the infected areas And apparently there's a lot of 72,000 infections more now and that's also absolutely and also they weren't able to I mean Those are just all the people they were able to test so yeah, so they're probably a lot more under their bed In the cold sweat Well under their bed the line their covers under the oh my red. Yeah, that was a weird way to say it No, I'm at hiding under their bed. Why were they hiding under their bed? I'm the sick from the sickness That's not gonna work. They know they already have it. The sickness is in their bed. Well, and they're under it. Oh Right, right, right? Yeah, South Korea just had their first confirmed death from it really I had a More they had more what was the standup? About that on your standup set. Well, you might have seen it tweeted it out. I wouldn't I wouldn't have seen I Have ever seen the Oscars. Is this the corona joke? I want to hear it for real. Have you guys seen the Oscars? No, I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. Did you hear the coronavirus one best parasite? I Did see that I did see that Did you hear that? No, I didn't see That's not it's not over yet Okay on a count of three whoever Seed it saw it One two three nice All right, you know the joke let's move on. Oh, well I thought I got a little chuckle out of the I structure my stand-ups like a like a classroom That was part one of the lesson and then you make the kids come up and draw on the body Make it come You make every single kid come that does happen at schools. Yeah, no, he's All right You boys are gonna have to try not to come you know, I'm man all right. It was the last part. You kind of creep me out Didn't we talk about this that we both had a guy that was in our classes when we were a kid who jerked off in class Nana yeah, yeah Someone in one of your classes when you were younger jerked off and dude there was a kid who didn't jerk off in my house Actually, there was a guy he was in the auditorium. I wanted to do one of my friends. He was a good I only heard of it oh I only heard it No, but he was in a sitting on my left science classes and we had like the lab tables and shit So there's good there's like an under part where you can see and so he was like in one of the corners of it and Fuck man. Yeah, the only bad part about talking about my guy in my school that jerked off is his brother actually follows me on Twitter Fuck so I'm aware that he is aware of of me and probably this in turn Hey, dude if you jerked off in class and people saw you fucking you get to be talked about forever now. It's a freaking to do. No, it's a freaking It's a total freak thing. Hey, is there any way you could turn the music down love What thank you here? You're never gonna you're never gonna command respect like that. I'm not trying to command respect I have So the dude's brother falls the dude's brother follows me on Twitter, but everyone in the school I remember it. Everyone was probably thinks he's a freak. He was wearing a trench coat. Is brother? Yes, oh man. That's fucking No, no, no, can I just finish telling you where you're going? No jerked off in the auditorium with a trench coat I don't know, I didn't see it, I've only heard things. - But you imagine a tot. - I imagine. - In your head is it. - In my head it's hot. - Are you watching him or are you him? - Well I'm him. - When you think of it, yeah. - And then am I in that, in your thing watching you, Jerk? - You're not in it. - Well in your imagination I am. - In my imagination, you're not in it, but in reality you are. - Right. - Yeah. And then there was also a dude who I was hanging out with at the time that convinced one of my friends to jerk off on a tree with him and I went home. And I remember that. - And that's also that same dude as the poop bandit and I've said the story and that's only-- - I'm not joking off of the tree. - But I'm not sure. - And that's not jerking off of the tree. - And I was pretty young at the time and I knew, hey, - Don't do that. - Even if I was gay, this is still weird. - Yeah, it's still a weird thing to do. - I jerked off on the forest once. - On myself? - Yeah, not with your buddy. - No, no, no. - Yeah. - I jerked off inside my friend when I was on the forest. - Inside him. - Sure. - Makes a lot of sense. - You know, sometimes when you're just like a, I don't know, 14 year old boy and you're on the forest, you're out for a walk and let it snow. - Not a lot of friends when I was growing up that-- - You're talking about coca- - They really, they got, they tried to get handsy with me. I remember, and it's, I don't know how I picked them, but-- - Like, forcefully? - Not forcefully, no. But they like, and we-- - Like in a too far away where you know that they're not just being like, what's up? - Yeah, yeah, exactly. And it was, all at a very young age, but I know exactly why it was happening. It's because I had this obsession with building blanket forts. I love building forts and getting into little forts and it would always put me in super close quarters with whoever I was with and it would create those kind of moments. - Intimate moments, what's your name? - Very intimate, very intimate. - You were known for creating it to the moments. - But dude, my favorite thing was to go down into the bog and just build dumbass forts. Like I would build two forts. Yeah, why did I, why did I have the gay friends? - They could've sold all of them. - You know, I don't understand. It's not that I have a huge problem with it, but like, I don't know, it just made every experience I had like that kind of uncomfortable and then I stopped liking building forts. - Did you know it was uncomfortable in the moment? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was thinking about it afterwards. - No, I was pretty uncomfortable. There were a couple times where I was like, "Oh, did you come?" - Yeah, every time. - Sweet. - Well, yeah, every single time. - Every single time. - Every single time. - They would whisper in my ear and we were putting all the sticks up, they'd be like, "Try not to come now." - Hey, try not to come. - Yeah, I feel that dude. That's some, that's the shit. - What are you trying to do? - Try not a little bit of come. - You know? - Try not to come. - Yeah, no, and I would always try not to come. - Good for you, that's good. - Never won, you know? - Never won, it's won. - How did that come up again? - Good question. Somebody jerked off in class? - Yeah, somebody jerked off in class. - Yeah, he was jerking off the jerking off, yeah. - Should we jerk off now for the camera? - For forage? - For forage in the camera? Oh man. - You don't wanna what forage that's right now? Probably just being busy. - Yeah. - Just running around. Well, being busy but so calm, you know? (sighs) - Hey Clay. - Hey, hey. - Hey, hey. - Now the warehouse mates this year. - Hey, hey. - Hey James. - Hey. - You wanna go outside and hang out? - Do you guys ever get lunch with her? - No. - No. - For God. - I just talked to them a little bit. - Some friends. - For God. - Not too. - Really not too, I miss for you. - Some friends. Looks like you guys have a lot of, don't have a lot of free time. Looks like we're stuck with you. Looks like you guys are seeming to be pretty busy then, huh? - Yeah, it seems like that, huh? - Keeping pretty busy. Loser. Oh. - You alright? - Yeah. - Hey, where were you all the way? - Yeah, I'm alright. - Where were you over the other night? - What's my music? - Last night and the last night. - I liked that guy. - Too late. - Oh, Drew. - Yeah, I like Drew a lot. - Did you like Evan too? - Yeah, I liked Evan. I didn't really talk to Evan that much, but he didn't bid as much. - He just didn't, I don't think it was like warmed up enough to-- - Yeah, Drew warms up immediately. He's cool. - I like Drew. - I like him both. - I'm excited to meet Todd. - I can't wait to meet him. - I know, but you're gonna be like, I can fuck with this. - Well normally I like everybody. - Yeah, you'll be like. - So it's not an issue. I just like to fuck with people. - Well, there also is terrible people that you don't get. - Okay, this is a very serious thing. I have to-- - I know this fully. I can't believe I forgot about this, but I have to be pretty quiet when I talk about this. So there is a-- - Totally. - There's a very nice girl who's staying over her name is Tyra. - And she's made me food four times. And in my opinion, it's all been very good. - I haven't had the pasta. - May I? - May I? Okay. Okay, Steve said that you made four meals for him. They were all amazing. The first meal she made for us granted. What a nice thing to do for someone to make them meal. - Very nice thing. - Offer us a different layout. - Okay, sorry. - No, he's not. - But it was gone awful. My god, it was like oily and fuck. It was so fucking-- - But God bless her. Are you smiling when you're saying that? - I'm so creepy. - Okay, let me give you a word. - What is-- - Oh, oh, oh. I was having girls night with them. We were watching "Base Against Stink" into a certain point. - That's what girls do a lot. - I got bored and I laughed. But then they-- - I just remember the part in "Base Against Stink." (laughing) But-- - Okay, when she says her dick-- - No, no, no, no. - Don't say that loud, because they know. - Okay. - But-- - Sorry. - At a certain point, they-- I don't know how I got brought up, but the alt-right got brought up, and none of them knew what it was. - For real. - Oh, so I was like, uh, Charlotte, Charlotte's bill. And none of them knew they're like, and Shmiz was there too, and he's like, "What is that band?" - No, you fucking idiot. You fucking-- - Don't have to say that. - And then, no, he's stupid. I love him, but he's-- With that, those goddamn-- - You think about all Jay. - And then-- - All Jay? - And then I couldn't believe it. I knocked on, 'cause Baylion Nick were in the room. I knocked on there, like, yes, we know about them. All right, and all that. And I was like, thank God, someone does the-- What is this house? - What is this? - I think that you were like imagining it all. - I couldn't believe that someone wouldn't be aware of-- - Yeah, yeah. - What is? - I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know who Bernie Sanders-- - I was like, do you know-- - You think it was Bernie Sanders? - Who Andrew Yang and Pete Buttigieg are? Do you know who Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders and all that? I didn't ask them Bernie Sanders, but-- - Obviously. - They didn't know any of those people though? - They didn't know who any-- - That's so dumb. - But I didn't ask them Bernie. - But they didn't even know who Elizabeth Warren was. - No. - Couldn't believe that. - How do you get through, like, not knowing? Like, what is your day to day where you don't know any kind of news? Stop it, stop it. - I mean, it's just about what-- - I think there's a certain type of person that you, when you see things that are political, or whatever, that you just simply don't-- - Shut it off? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, I do that most of the time, but I just absorb knowledge. - But you know, you know, like, everyone knows certain things. - And not even in a good way. It's like the most ultimate people person where they just live to be in the moment. - This is like-- - They don't give a fuck about that. - This is like gossiping as one or-- - What's going on, or do you feel like that? - It's amazing. - We just talk like this always. - Okay, I'm gonna have to remember to turn this up. - I'm going to make me try and not to come. - Do you think that your guys are liking this? - We're gonna see. - I think I'm just what myself. I'm think I just what myself. - Anyway, back to the news. We watched every single film to Frank of video. - You did? - Oh, no, I was just trying to leave the conversation. - Oh, that's funny shit, but I thought that could have been something they wanted. - No, I used to watch film up, and now I haven't watched any news kind of stuff in a while. - Yeah, I don't watch film. - And I got kind of tired of YouTube news. - YouTube burrs at all anymore. - I mean, either. - Just don't know of any that are-- - There's no, yeah, exactly. - I don't know any YouTubers, so I'm not like, yeah. - Hopefully someday soon-- - Actually. - There was actually people with Jake Paul, Jake Paul, recently-- - Oh, and Jake Paul. - And Zane. - Oh, yeah. - Zane now, like, okay, so apparently, I kind of know what-- - He's like, I don't wanna hang out with you, bro. - Right. - I tried to get Zane to be in his videos, and he said, no, or something, and then Jake went off on them. And I'm like, I read that, and I was like, dude, in what universe do you think that you get to talk to Zane you? - Well, you can talk to anybody. - No, I just mean like, you're not on the same level. - But you shouldn't try to make him be in videos, even though Zane's totally in the wrong-- - He was shitting on him too. I was like, Jake Paul, you're Jake Paul, you're not Zane from fucking-- - Jake Paul's more than-- - One day of action. - No, he's not. - Yeah, yeah. - Unfortunately, he is. - Fuck no, dude. - I don't think, like, globally. - No, right. - Well, I think-- - Right, maybe in L.A. - Well, actually, I guess Zane was part of One Direction. I forgot about that. - Yeah. - But One Direction, no one really cares about One Direction anymore. - Well, they all have solid careers to the most successful. - With Zane's solo. - Actually, you know, a little tidbit, same guy mixed my song, mixed Zane's song. - No shit. - Turned out much different quality. - Turned out it. - Re-runs. - No, his. - Re-runs. - Zane's. - Re-runs. - I don't know. - I'm not gonna be able to just look it up. I don't know. - My thing is, it's very popular. Oh, wait. - My thing is that when he made it public, when he, like, call them out on Twitter about it, that's the thing that I was like, you were a fucking dumbass, dude. And then, because guess what? - You're not, like, or at least from what I saw in my own perspective, you're not, like, gonna get sympathy for this. People are gonna be like, you're a fucking dumbass. Why would you, like, call them out on Twitter about that? - And like, it's Zane. You're Jake Paul, dude. If PewDiePie reached out to Zane, I'd be like, oh yeah, they're kind of like on Zane. - Jake Paul's more famous than PewDiePie. No, maybe not, not, not really, dude. Jake Paul, like, has lots of views on YouTube, but he's not like, famous, like fucking, like obviously I don't want to defend Jake Paul for anything, but, - I could be wrong. - But him and his brother, they're like, hey, who's out there? Can you hear me? - Hello. - Can you hear me? Oh, no, I was gonna ask you, who do you think is more famous? Jake Paul or Zane from one direction? - Oh, okay, little, but you've, you've met her before. - Zane. - No, don't give her any answers. - Or Jake Paul. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - I agree. - I don't know, I was just joking. - I was just joking. - I was just joking. - I was just joking. - I was just joking. - Oh yeah. - Global Zane. - Okay. - No doubt. - No doubt. - Right. - I'm on board now. - There's no doubt and Steve's mind I've never was. - Okay. - That's fair. - But I mean, clearly, you know, it's arguably close. - It's pretty close. - He's like, it's close. - I mean, here's the thing. We hit up Zane to be in one of our videos. - Yeah, but not in a positive way. - No, not about their implements, for sure. But still, they're known. - But just being known isn't enough, I think. - It is for me. - Just being known, I think there has to be a level of respect that matches that level of knownness. In order for it to be on the same level, 'cause like, you don't hear anything bad about Zayn because he's just, he's a musical artist. - I don't know, I've heard he's pretty in Zayn. I'm sorry, Zayn. - It's pretty Zayn, I'm so sorry you guys. - But, you know what I mean? So you don't have any sort of like notions towards Zayn, but you do against Jake Paul because any of that like extra YouTube fucking spotlight is all negative. - It's also like fame and then relevancy and then how famous it is. - Whoa, that thing's gonna eat their shit out of you, man. - No, no, no, no. - What a fucking. - I don't know. - Who do you guys think is your famous thing, Malik and Logan Paul? - This is such a dumb ass conversation. - That is a dumb ass conversation. - What a horrible, I'm so sorry that I brought this up. Oh, I know something even more horrible to talk about. - Yeah, sure. - Let's do it. - Do you know who just got convicted? - Oh, OJ. - Honesty. - Oh, Weinstein. - Weinstein got convicted. - Well, Weinstein got convicted. - She counts. - He's guilty of third degree sexual assault right and then first degree. - Murder. - There was, okay, he's guilty of some first degree thing and then a third degree thing. - Well, and each charge is. - But both of them face 25 years in prison. - Each? - Yeah, maybe. - Fucked, lost. - Or no, maybe I think of someone else. I don't know. He's guilty though. - Oh, first year. - But then he has more charges to go. - But the fact that he's gonna have prison. - He's gonna have prison. - He has two. He's gonna get prison time no matter what. He gets reduced sentence for whatever reason. I hope he dies in prison. - Do you think he knows? - I never wished I'd found anyone, but he will die in prison. - Yes, he will. - Yeah, do you think, do you think he's gonna get put in a nice prison? Do you think he'll get put in a nice prison? Do you think he has the money for that? - Yeah, probably an ice prison, yeah. - Oh shit. - I'm just both out of ice and he's just, okay, you got it, okay. - Okay, you got it. - Oh, fuck. - It's a lie. - It's a lie. - That's so fucking. - Tongue, it's a fucking. - It's a single cell and they're a mile of ice organism in any directions. He's a single cell organism. He's stuck in a single cell orgasm. - He's constantly coming, but not that good. - And there's a voice that's whispering. - Try not to come. - Try not to come. - I've never seen documentaries of people who have like a, - Who came in prison and they just come every, like five minutes. - No, that's crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, I've heard about that. - Sad fucking bad. - I bet. - 'Cause it runs orgasms. - Yeah, well done. - No, apparently, I mean, it seems like it's-- - No, apparently every single one's better than the last. - I'm not, you mean like the actual sensation or mentally? - I mean, having so many more reasons. - Because all the time, - It is so much orgasms for you and-- - Right, right, right, for sure. - What else could you have thought that I meant? - I meant it just physically, the actual feeling, not like-- - Damn. - That's a fucking gnarly snake, dude. Look at that. - I'm talking about the TV. - Look at her, man. - Are you fucking high? - Yeah, he is high, bro. - No, I'm not high. - No, you're right. - I'm not trying to grill you or anything. I'm just chilling. But anyway-- - You're James. - What were you going on about? - At that, just saying-- - Wait, what was the embarrassing thing, or no, you're talking about Weinstein, sorry. - Yeah, he's-- - That's way better of a conversation than fucking Jake Paul, are you kidding me? - Yeah, you asked, you think he's gonna go to a nice presenter, do you ask that? - No, no, no, no, I'm just talking about, originally you were like, hey, you guys wanna talk about something? - Oh, that's it. - But you were just doing a transition. - Yeah. - But no, no, that's a good conversation. - I know. - What I brought to the table, unfortunately, wasn't. - Yeah, it's okay. - Yeah, no, no, no, the-- - Hey, it's okay. - Paul thing. Remember when we were talking about that? - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. - You sure you remember? - Let's wrap up that with saying, Gigi Hadid's reply was like, get fucked, boy. - I didn't even say it. - It was just like very straightforward. - Which I said. - Because Jake said something about like, you leave the club alone, Zane, like, oh, you don't go home with a girl basically, and he's with Gigi Hadid, and so she said, it's 'cause he comes home to me, and then she called him ugly. - Ugly and irrelevant. - Is Gigi Hadid the same one that did that really, really cringy, complex shoes video? - She did that scene. - Or was that Bella Hadid? - Oh, I don't know. - Which one was it? - Are they Bella Thorns? - Yeah. - Cool. - Bella and Gigi Hadid, with the same last name. - I don't know, I don't know. What are the things for? - There's no models. - I have no, yeah, I guess models. - Models? - Okay. - Like for Victoria's Secret or something? - Or just being a model, okay. - Or like their house models. - Man, it's so weird to think of. I didn't know people still got famous for being models. - Uh-huh. - How much porn you can watch? - It's also because I feel like social media builds up a model so that they become an influencer. And then, you know, a model for, that's a job. But they're an influencers, what makes them famous? For being a model? - Right, exactly. Like having a massive social media presence - What is a media presence? - Just having an influence to be an influencer. - Influencing a group of people, bigger, smaller. - Yeah, so. - Small influence are larger. - Basically they call influencers because if they say they endorse a product and post something about it, and it gets 800,000 likes, that's that much influence. - Isn't the word influencer in the term widely hated? I mean, not by influencers, but by general people. - It's hated in like the, it's cool to be like, "Oh, I hate the word influencer." - No, not the word influencer, but influencers in general. - Yeah, it's, it's looked at as not like a respectable career, I'm sure. - Right. - I mean, I don't know, that's just like subject. It's just like the elitist point of view. It's like, oh fuck. - You're just saying that because you're a fucking TikTok influencer. - Thanks, man. - How's TikTok going, man? - Good. - Yeah, good. - It's going well. - How's the Tiger Woods thing going? - It's really good. It got like a, like a 25,000 views on TikTok. - That's amazing. Probably bad for TikTok though. - Did you go viral? No, it was good for TikTok. - What's your most recent TikTok? Do you cop on another trend bud? - No, I made a fucking cop shoot out. - I forget. Let's check. - Yeah, sure. I'd love to watch a TikTok that you made. - I'm not gonna watch a TikTok TikTok. Tiki TikTok, tov. Right here, we're entering my past. - How do you like, how do you like, how do you like TikTok? - I like TikTok. - You like TikTok, I see one more. - Oh, you're watching a-- - That was an advertisement, bro. Okay, let's see what you're most-- - Let's see what you're most-- - I told the bitch, I said, "I can't have sex with you more than 50 times in one night." Like, it's just impossible. And yeah, your tits are nice. Yeah, you've got a great ass, but I just can't. So that's last time I've ever spoke to my grandma. - Boo, y'all has a-- - I feel like that joke's been done so many times. I can't even do that. - I did that and that's been seven years ago. - Well, no, that joke's been a very long time. - My joke, I'm taking it. - You know who did the best version of that joke? Fucking not Casey Frey, but Nick Colletti. - He did like the fucking spank thing. He's, see a mom or some shit, and it was so good. - Oh, yeah, well. - I did mine in '77 first. - Well, no, I didn't like that. (laughing) No, I'm kidding, I hate TikTok. And the idea of you doing TikTok, I think it's down, because I'll have an audience. - Totally understand. - I totally understand. - And you will be like, "I did not do this." - It's the same thing I thought about with your dog. You know, it's just something, it's just, I understand. - And now my dog is Best Dog City. - Well, I love Littlefoot. - Best Dog City winner. - Yeah, your dog did actually win Best Dog City winner. - You gotta keep the city. And this is how we live our lives. You are telling me. - What made you wanna get into TikTok? That's what I'm curious about. - What appealed to, what about it? - The idea of why TikTok, why not YouTube again? - 'Cause it's for short clips. If I had a funny idea that I wanted to be comedically creative, I could do that. And then get the, you know, the, the enjoyment of people watching it. And then the possibility of it going viral because the algorithms good there where if you make something that's actually funny, it'll go viral. So it's like really rewarding to be comedically creative. - Well, you ever step into the dancing TikTok domain? - Oh yeah. - Are you gonna make a dance video? Have you already made a dance video? - I will. - I will. - I will. - You're gonna make a dance video. - My account name is actually Charlie Demelio. You guys wouldn't get that. - No. - Dude, there's this singer. - You guys got it though. - Fucking dumbass TikTok ad that I always see. And it's this dude. - And then the punts in the run. - No, no, no. It's three people, three people. One of them is in either a shopping cart or a wheelchair in the beginning. He's some, I think Swedish dude. And he's like, you know what, they song making me feel like dance. And it's the worst thing I, and he-- - And he gets nuked. - You know what I'm talking about? What, who is that? Who's doing that? - Talking to man? You know what TikTok ad I'm talking about, right? You've, I guarantee you, - Yeah. - So you actually don't know the ad you're talking about. I feel like I see it on Twitter. - Yeah, you know the ad, he gets, I think he gets out of a wheelchair. And he's like, this make me feel like dance. You know, he's-- - It's a miracle this song make me feel like dance. - And you know what, this conversation make me feel like another sponsor. - Nice. - Clean ass transition man. - Thank you guys, let's pause for a bit to take in that transition. Our next sponsor is Fields. - Ooh, I'm loving that. - Do you experience stress? Or having anxiety or chronic pain? Or have trouble sleeping at least once a week? - Well, you're not alone. Many of us do. 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And he was, he was trying to get it in his-- - Did we discover there was penetration? - But all. - No, I don't think there was. - I believe that there were brief moments of penetration. - Close at least. - Yeah, brimming, brimming. - Touching, touching. - Yes, it's just slimming and-- - Brimming. - Brimming, brimming. - I don't think there was penetration, because I don't think pop-ass would have been receptive to that. - Pop-ass wanted it. - Like something going into your butt. - Do you see the way pop-ass was dressing? - Yeah. - He asked for it. - So you're saying he asked for it? - Yes. - Well. - He had shaking his head. - I know the Kib thinks that, do you think that's Steve? - He asked for it. - I don't think-- - You were a love-cut shirt. - Yeah. - So he was seeing-- - So he was seeing-- - And he asked for it. - And Kib, he wasn't-- - So I guess for it. - I have a tour. - No. - So I took the dog. I said, hey, you and me, bedroom now. - Are you talking about it different? - What's up? - What are you talking about? - I'm not getting you. - I'm getting you. - I'm getting you. - I'm getting you. - I'm getting you. - No, he's licking you. That's not making you tan. - I don't know. - I was feeling like I was just-- - If anything, but it's licking the-- - It's licking the tan. - Yeah, he's trying to lick the cellar. - The bronzer. - Dude, his saliva also might be just melting your fucking skin. - I legit have so much bronzer on right now. Can you guys even see this shit? - No, he's licked all of it off. - I'm gonna say so you're on. - You are a trans fucking parent, man. - Translucent. - No, you're trans. - No, I have little lice. - Oh, no, wait, oh, that's actually a terrible thing to say yikes, James. - Boo, that is a yikes. - Boo. - That is a yikes. - James has just used a vile vile combination of words that is going to get him canceled. Like Jimmy Fallon. - Dude, should I repeat it a few times? - Jimmy Fallon canceled? - No, he had a canceled scare. - Why? - Yeah, it was Roup Paul was on his thing. - You can go ahead. - We didn't see the full video. - We have a mic though. - Yeah, no, wired into the bathroom. - So we're gonna hear you pee. - When you see the clip without the context of the ending, you're like, he's going down to the wall. - His drag queen isn't even a bad term, is it? - Wait, I'm sorry, I was talking to that guy. What happened? - Who was that guy? - There's some guys telling him. - No, it was the fact that the scare without seeing the context was that the guy reacted as if he wasn't even a drag queen. He was just whatever he was. - The guy, it's Roup Paul. - Oh, sorry, Roup Paul. - Not Roup Paul. - I don't, Roup, Roup my Paul. - So first time I've ever seen this. - Do you want me to give you the context of this because Kibble will never. - Please, please, please. - So Jimmy Fallon had Roup Paul on his program and he goes, something, something, something, and most famous drag queen. And Roup Paul goes drag queen. Like for real, and he goes. - And Jimmy Fallon's like, - Quiet, I think it's like, like I just call this person a drag queen and they're not even a drag queen. And then Roup Paul goes, it's queen of drag and. - Zinger. - Yeah, Jimmy Fallon's like. - Well, I'm sure. Like that totally makes sense. And I feel like Roup Paul is probably fucking with them too. - Oh, no, that's exactly what it was. - Yeah, so then that's amazing. I think that's a funny interaction. - Cool. - So why was there like, controversy around it? - I don't know, man, why? - No, there was, there's not really any controversy. Everyone thinks it's just kind of funny. - Oh, okay. - Some people are like, I thought you were saying that people were actually like mad. - Some people are like, it sucks that he's in a, we're in a place where he was so scared from saying something that he was gonna get canceled. - It does suck, but then at the same time, you look at the other thing, you're like, oh, it sucks because people say things that hurt people. So like. - I think even if he said it in a very nice way, and clearly even if it was a negative thing, then yeah. - Exactly, really though. - If he did use the wrong phrase or whatever then he was doing it out of like a good intention. - Yeah, and then. - Yeah, I think it's a good intention. - Exactly, I got tired. - I didn't get bored, I got tired. - I got tired, I noticed that two hours left. - Oh, two more to go tired. - I just know, you're just thinking that I didn't like it, and I got bored because I didn't think it was gonna win the Oscars. - And there was another movie that you're like, "Oh, Jojo Rabi, you said it was boring, you didn't even. " - I got a little bored during Jojo Rabi, don't be honest. - Ooh. - But I like the movie. Doesn't mean that I'm not gonna, dude, I get bored during three, or there will be blood sometimes. - I don't. - But that's probably 'cause I've watched it like 20 to 30 times. - When I'm cut from a different cloth, Stephen. - I love how you always keep going until you get a laugh, and what happens? I wonder if you never did. - Yeah, what would you put if I didn't? - I don't know. I sometimes wonder about that. - You would be quite quietly every time you'd be like, "God, damn it." - Like, would that break you? - No, it wouldn't break me, it would be, it would break the moment. - No, but if there was no moment at all, and you just try to make someone laugh, and then you never get that laugh, even when you keep prodding to try. - You'd never ever keep going? - Yeah, I think, I feel like you would just keep going forever. - Everything has intent, and how far I go is usually pre-planned. - No, how far you go is always until someone laughs. - But you never seem to not go until someone laughs. - But he was also never not gotten a laugh. - You gotta keep going? - That's how you get a laugh 100% of the time, you keep going until you get a laugh. - That's right. - And that's why Kib's 10 for 10. - 10 for 10 jokes. - I don't know. - 'Cause who wants to bomb? - Like James does. - Have you bombed Hargett? - No, I don't think you're gonna. - You haven't seen everything a show has done down there. - Sorry, I interrupted you. - Sorry, I interrupted me. (laughs) - Okay, come try to show last Friday for Mike show in Santa Monica, and it's funny because it's a late show, like 1130, so there aren't many people there. And half of them are the other comedians that are going. So I feel like Mike definitely fucks with me when I'm up there. And like they laugh in a way where like if I, if the joke comes out weird or something like that, like Michael laughed at you. - Yeah, laughed at me. - I'm glad we had a fun way. - Yeah, I don't care, I think it's funny. Are you becoming great friends with Mike? - Yeah, Mike's a good friend. - He doesn't know that. - I'm just asking if you're becoming, I know of Mike. - I'm not trying to attack you dude. - So defensive, see that. - I'm not defensive anymore. - Yeah, if I'm just asking if. - You're defensive and you're more trying to attack me. - Oh, no. - Why are you shaking, man? - I'm a little bit scared. - I'm shaking like a leaf. - I'm just curious if you and Mike have grown a cool bond with each other. - Yeah. - I'm gonna picture recently with Chris D'Aliah. - No way. - That's super hot. - And the little red-headed guy have you met him? - Anthony Santiago. - Anthony Santiago. - Santana. - Santana. - Santana. - Cool. Okay, well have you met anyone really cool yet besides Mike? But you already knew Mike. Have you met anyone really cool? - Big Al. - And you're serious. - I'm very curious. Have you met anyone? - There's this comedian who was there last Friday named Chase Austin. - Cool. - The guy, he's like, what the fuck is his name? - Chase Austin. - Sean Austin. - No, fuck off. - I've never seen New Girl. I'm trying to remember what else Williams. I just want to know if you've met anyone like any famous comedian. No, he's so funny. He has his-- You'll see him someday. Yeah, I've met people, and they're all really cool. Who have you met? Chase Johnson. Like someone that I would know? Someone that you would know. Like have you met Bobby Lee or anything? Oh, someday. That would be dope when you meet Bobby Lee. That would be dope. My-- Hey, man. --do Lawrence Uncle is good friends with Bobby Lee. Like, they-- because Bobby Lee, I guess, lived in San Diego for a long time, and they were good friends. And that's like before Bobby Lee even started doing comedy and shit. And then-- That's crazy. Yeah, they were really good friends back in the day. We were at-- Somehow, I don't believe him. Cool, but you haven't met him? No, I haven't. [LAUGHTER] Cool, man. Shit. Well, I mean, we're-- we're-- Sorry, guys. I'm really fucking ruining this. [LAUGHTER] That's what you did. You did a fucking fun day, huh? That's a really shitty story. Well, I mean, this podcast is-- it does have two more sponsors. But one is sharp mark, unfortunately, for you guys is Scabap goes first, because they do pay more. Unfortunately, I don't see any of that money. It's all-- Honestly, I don't even think there's much to say about Scabap. You either do it or you don't. You either miss out on your loser or you do it in your winner. Just get in the slogan. Scabap. Keep it real. Scabs all the time. How come? Scabap. Because you get to eat them. Actually, I was thinking of a new slogan. Can I try it out? For sure. I'm about 20 minutes away from finishing, but you go ahead. This is a quick one. Scabap, you ever want your own turtle? Cool. And then we got-- I'll just do the slogan for a sharp mark. Sharp mark. Don't fart too hard. No, no. You might. Sharp mark. Sorry. [MUSIC - "Sharp Mark, "Sharp Mark"] I don't keep fart until the wind comes. And season eight, winter's coming. TNT. Dino might. Yeah, so that's a sharp mark. It's a why are you helping him with this slogan? What's the-- There's no reason he's helping me in particular. I'm just chilling. I own the company. Oh, is that the company that I also own with you? Right. You guys do not own sharp mark, bud. With that 40K, I gave both of you guys that I'll get back. Yeah. That was investment money. It was King of the Owner. Well, I have all the actual equity. I'm not actually a business role person. Well, you're not a business. You're a person. King of the company. Yeah, OK. So you never actually-- That's just simply a title with no purse. He's never actually seen any contracts. Have you ever seen Braveheart? The King rules the land, man. Who's the name of the king in that? Good boy. What's the name of Mel Gibson's character in that? Keras. I'd please Jesus Christ. You better start. Keras and Rondon Berg. Right? Keras, Rondon Berg? They always lie to them. Keras. Rondon Berg, Durd. But stale's lie to them, fiddles. For a country. Right? For the country. I'm just-- What is his name? Keras, Rondon Berg. All right. It's so much stilness, man. That is. Yeah. And that's just his personal. All right. Scottish outro. Let's hit the shit. All right. That's right. That's right. We've had a great time, ever, way. Very great. We've had a great time. A great time. We love-- The fucking stale's lie to them, fiddles, though. Is that it? Are we rapping? Yeah, you're sitting on your phone? No, I'm not. Oh, it's vibrating. No, sir, we're going to go down town, and then we'll get ourselves some food, and then we'll go back home. You talk in the-- In the dead late night. And then, then, then, Los Angeles. Downtown Los Angeles. What do you do there? Oh, sorry. My fucking ankle is hurt. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Because of what here? [SPEAKING SPANISH] From Bacon Burger. From Bacon Burger. All right. This is episode 139, exactly landmark, but not exactly not. It is a landmark. It really should have fucking aw. 13 weeks, we've done 125 episodes. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Yeah. We're on. [SPEAKING SPANISH] A bit of a fucking kind of dog. You know what I mean? He's like kind of dog. He's got that snap your neck pussy. He does have a doggie pussy. He's got that doggie fucking eating his dog. Lights out, baby. How's your pussy? You've got that give the pussy a song. That's pretty good. Steve, you don't ask your son how his pussy is. My dog. Because-- Thank you, pussy. Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] [Music]