Jacksepticeye Fails St. Paddy’s Day Quiz!

[Dramatic music] [Dramatic music] Sean, why don't you start us off with a. What's it called? A. Holong intro? No, no, no, no, no, there's a name for it. It's like an Irish song. Don't tell me! Starts with an R! It's like a. A ramble or a. a. Uh. Someone asked Killian Murphy to do it at the Oscars after he went and said, "Will you do a.?" "Ahh, what is it called?" I don't know what you're talking about! Uh. Hold on, hold on, hold on. A raglan road on an autumn day I saw her first And the new I don't know if it's raglan road. What are you talking about? A limb rake. No, no, no, no, hold on. I've gotta find this. Now I have to look up the exact Killian Murphy interview that happened. Hold on. Is it like an Irish word? I think so? Uh. Killian Murphy Post Oscars interview. Uh. He only did like one because he was like, "I hate these" and then the person said, "Give us an old story!" They were Killian. He's like, "I want to go home." Where? He says something that cool, I think. Hold on. What? A rebel song? A rebel song? I don't know any rebel songs. I don't think regga's road is a freaking. Are you going to sing a rebel song? Is what the interviewer said? They were like, "Hi, I'm from Ireland. I'm on a pool top bar." Celebrating you. All that happens is terrible. Are you going to sing us a rebel song? And how do you feel about winning the thing? How do you feel about winning the war? I mean, because he was in Irish movie. He was in like a movie called The Wind The Shakes The Barley and I think that that is a rebel song. But I think it's a bit weird to ask him that. The Oscars. I. I think the. Killian, do you want to go back and remember the troubles in Ireland? Do you want to go back to a time when people were fighting and you were fighting for your independence against the British? Come on, Killian. Come back to the 1916 race and tell us how you think of fucking. Amen, devil, era. Brain leak. Sean, I know everything about you. I know your address. I know your phone number. I know your social security number. I know your mother's name. I know everything. I know where you poop. I know where you sleep. I know. I know. How do you know my social security number? I don't even have one of those. Do you not have one of those? No, I'm not American. Oh, I didn't realize that Americans are the only ones I have those. What do you guys have? I. phone numbers. Oh. How are you going to protect yourself from the wandering eyes of me? Can I shake this at you? No, it's not enough. I can get past it. I'm fucking quick. Damn it, very quick. Then what do I do? Well, listen. I'm kind of ruining it for myself here, but I do have a suggestion. You could use "Aura." Ooh, "Aura." That sounds good. You are. I've heard that data brokers sell my information to scammers, spammers, not anyone else who wants to target me. My name, email address, home address, health records, my relatives. It's all out there. And they're selling your information. 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Graphic. Sean, if you want to stop data brokers from exposing your personal information, all you got to do is go to aura.com/brainlink and get a 14 day free trial. And see how much of your info is being sold. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna go to aura.com/brainlink and get a 14 day free trial to see how much of my information is out there. I'm scared. I want to know. Stop all those pesky little guys getting your information. Stop them selling your information to anyone and everyone who wants it. You have to keep your information scared. You don't want any criminals coming against you. No! Northern Ireland. It's like how do you take over Northern Ireland without taking on all of Britain? The caption was like I love when people find out about real geopolitics in the mobile games. They're like wait what does not. I still get so many people these days who are like oh you guys are from the UK right? No Ireland. I know it's confusing because Northern Ireland and South of Ireland are technically different. All that kind of stuff is like one land mass and what's the United Kingdom versus Great Britain. But if you don't know then don't say you know the fucking body is on there. The body is on there fought for their independence. It's called the Republic for a reason. It's like when I told people I used to go to Korea. I'm like North or South I make it guys. Come on. You think I could just buy a ticket to North Korea and just go there for a holiday? Oh man. Oh my god. Bice. Come on. Lads. Speaking of the Bice. And the Lads. Byerland. Well it's over now. When we recorded this episode it's before the old Patty's day but afterwards sure everyone's fucking home already. And it's Patty with a hold on. Oh no. Yes. Just think about it that it's not a day to celebrate a fucking special piece of meat that went on a burger that turned into a saint. Saint Patty. We eat him on this blessed day. Green burgers for everyone. It does make sense though. I understand why people's brains go there because it's Saint Patrick. Yeah. But it's also a podric which has a D in it because it's Irish. It's gay like Irish. You fucking bastards. I'm a fight for the independence all over again. We don't know. Look I don't know my Irish history that well and I'm not. I wouldn't say I'm like the best most proudest Irishman. I think I'm a pretty bad example of it. I mean I live in England. And I don't know my history that much. I do get every patriotic every now and then. I miss Ireland now but when I lived there I was like I don't appreciate this enough to be here. I don't deserve you. If you had to move back to Ireland where would you move? I think I'd go southwest. Somewhere like go away that's just west but I realize people are going to be like that's not southwest. I forgot completely. Somewhere along the west coast. I remember what the country looks like. I live in like the cliffs. Yeah go away or carry or a cork maybe. I think cork is a pretty big like metropolitan area now. Somewhere that just has like cool nature but also like big cities as well. You know who I didn't realize was Irish and I don't know how I didn't realize this until now. Pierce Brosnan. Yeah. Irish. Sure is. Don't we look grand. Top 5 best Irish actors. Oh Christ. I don't even know if I can name five Irish actors. I don't know I wouldn't put these in any order. Killian Murphy obviously. Colin Farrell. Brendan Gleason. Barry Kjogen is up and coming. I don't know if I'd say best of all time because people are like just getting used to them. Daniel Day. Lewis is technically British Irish. So people, I actually don't know much about Daniel De Lewis's heritage. I know he has citizenship in both, but I don't know what he would recognize himself as, and I don't wanna step on any toes. So if he sees himself as Irish, then Daniel De Lewis is definitely at the top 'cause he is probably one of the greatest actors of all time. - Yeah. - And number five, coming in at number five. - Searsherone. - Realeted. - Searsheronin. - Eh, wait. S. S. I. - Wrong. (laughing) S. Oh. - Wrong. - S-A-S-E-S-A. - Uh huh. - I. - No. - S-A-R. - No. - Is it, doesn't it look like S-S-S-Y-R-B-N or something? (laughing) - S-S-S-E-V-O-N. (laughing) - Oh, that's S-S-A-R-N. - S-A-R-N looks like it. (laughing) 'Cause S-S-A-R-N looks really weird, right? - Ain't just some people, not to me. It looks perfectly natural. - I knew many S-A-R-N's in my town growing up. - All great ladies. - Oh. Okay. We should, we should get on with what we're doing here today. - Okay, so Patty's day is upon us. - And has passed. - But for us, it hasn't happened yet. And I wanted to test Ethan's knowledge of St. Patrick's Day because I actually don't know what questions they would ask. I don't know how much there is about St. Patrick that people would know, but I also, I also don't know, sure fucking hell. - I should know, it's in my lineage. I'm in eighth Irish. - I think is how the math works. - I'm fucking 64% so what do I know? - Brain leak. - Have you ever had a thirst that you'd like to kill? - Oh, I've had so many thirsts that I'd like to kill, but gosh, normal water is just so boring sometimes. And I wanna fit in with the cool kids in the crowd. - I'm sure I'm freaking their tall boy alcoholic beverages. - Well, you can, 'cause we have something called liquid death that comes in tall boy cans and it looks like it's awesome. It's got cool graphics on it, it makes you fit in, it makes you look like one of the boys. - And the cans are so tall, I've heard. - Yeah, like this big, it's so cool. - They're like this big. - Whoa, he's going right there, mango chainsaw. - It's like the size of my head. It's so big, it'll murder. - Your thirst. - This is the mango flavor, it's very delicious. - I like the lime one. The lime one is my favorite, or it just straight up sparkling water. It makes my mouth go-- - Or it just straight up water water. - Why is this bicey? - Why is this bicey? - You can get free shipping of liquid deaths mountain water, flavored sparkling water and iced tea eight packs on Amazon Prime or grab a can or a case that your local 7-11 target Walmart food, whole foods, or on Instacart. - Yeah, so you can go to liquiddeath.com/brain to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable, recyclable brevages and find your closest retailer. - That's liquiddeath.com/brain. - Be all right, I add. - Go get it, it's good, it's low calorie, it's got very low sugar, it's a big boy. - Tastes delicious, keeps you this quitched. - Whoa. - How strong is from the liquid death? - Brain leak. - We'll go through, I found one on Ireland.com, which if you're ever going to do a quiz, it's the best place to do it. It might as well be called IrelandQuiz.com. I want to test Ethan's knowledge on it, but I also want to know if I know the answers to these myself, because again, I kind of feel bad. I, we got furniture delivered yesterday, and when the deliverant furniture, they call you to be like, are you home, 'cause this is heavy. And I answered and they were talking about it, and then he showed up and he was like, Mr. McLaughlin, and I was like, yeah. And he was like, did I pronounce that right? And I said, no, that's McLaughlin. He was like, oh, McLaughlin, where are you from? And I gave him the spiel. He was like, oh, I tell you what, my oaken. (laughing) And it happens so often now, 'cause my accent is so fucked, and my knowledge of Ireland is so fucked, and I didn't appreciate it enough when I was there, so I'm all fucked, and now I feel bad about it. I wanna know more about Ireland. - How, how quick do you think it would happen if you were to go back to Ireland for your accent to come back? - Very quick. When I did the show with Game Grumps in Ireland, I showed up and he was like, are you the McLaughlin, young fella, that's on the list? And I was like, yeah, that's me, and then when straight into it. I started talking about like the slang comes back quicker than anything, 'cause I'm like, I don't have to explain what do you think to you? You get what I'm saying. - I wanna see that. - No, you never will. That's your white whale. - It is my white whale. - Your white whale. - Seeing you in your element like that. - Well, it's those I'm talking to a Dubliner, which isn't even my element. Like they say stuff that I don't, so. They showed up as like, how's it going, what the hell are you doing when you're fucking well, glad, favorite idea? (laughing) So I feel like I'm the worst Irishman on earth right now, 'cause I see stuff like Kiliumerfy winning and like I get that pride in me. I have a pride for Ireland, but I always have imposter syndrome with it because I feel like Irish people don't like me anymore because I don't sound Irish. My knowledge of it is really bad. And I feel kind of ashamed that my heritage is kind of fucked at this point. - Hey, I'm like, I wanna buy Irish people in the comments. I give Sean a little pat on the back, huh? And the most Irish way. Put up, put up, put up, put up, put up. - Don't you give the back of the head. - Don't just look up Irish slang for those of you who aren't Irish. I want the actual Irish people to give Sean some compliments, but in the most Irish way, with the most Irish slang. (laughing) - I did hear that. - And then I looked through and be like, what the fuck are they talking about? - People were saying Kiliumerfy spoke Irish on stage and I was like, oh cool, did he have, so we watched the speech and then it got to the end of it. And I was like, oh, he's just gonna say, "Germiela Margot," which is like, thank you. And then he did. And I turned to Evelyn and I was like, we got ready. (laughing) But at the same time, I'm like, yeah, that's just like basic shit. I bet you Kiliumerfy can actually speak like legit Irish. And I can't. And I always, I struggle with it a lot 'cause I feel insecure about it now, thinking, people don't like me as an Irish person. And I'm nothing else. So, but I think it's just something I'm making up on my head 'cause when I do go back for tour or something, everyone's always like, fair pace yet. Things like that. And I'm like, oh, I thought you guys hated me. - Aw. - 'Cause so many people in the comments are like, oh, he's losing his accent and that kinda sucks. And I'm like, yeah, it does. 'Cause the guy who delivered the furniture was like, how do you lose an accent? He was like, my wife's Scottish. I wouldn't lose my British accent. And I'm like, well, first of all, I'm like, Scotland is part of Britain, so. Yeah, we're for you to say that, fucker. But, and I punched him in the face and broke his tooth. But if you're around, if you're not around Irish people anymore, like we've talked about this before, if I came over to the UK, my fucking mouth would be. (laughing) Well, that's us. I don't feel like everybody does it. 'Cause there's some people like, like Colin Farrill still sounds like he's Irish. I guess maybe to some people I do. But at the same time, there's lots of people who go other places who still sound where they're from. - Does he live in Ireland still? - No, no. - Probably not. - I don't imagine he's residents in both places, but I did hear that with Killy Murphy. He was raising his kids, and then he realized that they didn't feel Irish enough anymore. And he's a very proud Irishman. So he just moved back to cork with him. I'm like, that's nice. I don't wanna do that, but I like my house here, and I like bright and a lot, but. - Yeah. - Anyway, so I'm sorry to all the Irish people out there if I'm not Irish enough for you, but I also feel bad about it. Let's get into TestronolageArland.com. Same Patty's Day quiz. How do you feel? What do you think you're gonna get on this? - I think that I'll get at least a C. - Okay. - So like a 70. - I never know what a C is. That's like 65 to 75, isn't it? Something like that. - It kind of depends on the school that you went to, because all of them grade them differently. - Well, let's say it's 70%. I'll get like 70%. - Okay, you're in the court of public opinion now anyway, so this is your school. What is said to have been St. Patrick's real name? I actually don't know how to pronounce this. Maywin Socket, patio leery, Patrick Walsh, or Sean Fitzpatrick. - Well, can you do them again? I think the first one is Welch. It says Maywin Socket, which is probably not how you pronounce that at all. I don't know how Welch is pronounced. patio leery, Patrick Walsh, and Sean Fitzpatrick. - I think it's the second one. Oh leery. - patio leery, you wanna lock it in, final answer? - I'm gonna lock in patio leery. - Is that the, it wants to be a millionaire music? - Do do do. - Oh. Yeah, yeah, I knew this one but false the correct answer is me when suck it Fuck cuz I think I'm gonna Google this and see how it's pronounced How to pronounce okay 40 you don't need 46 seconds to pronounce this We are looking at how to pronounce get to the point It's just going insane Who's known nowadays as a saint Patrick? May win Sucat I don't trust that because Anyway question number two you're over one right now Okay, what date do millions of people around the world celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Mar of 17th, okay, you got that one immediately. Yeah, correct Tradition holds the same Patrick died on this day which is celebrated the world over imagine if you died and the whole world are like Yeah, let's go drink celebrate That's that's a real What's as often associated with Ireland's patron saint about we're on a castle a claddering or a shamrock Shamrock Correct the Shamrock is Ireland's national emblem due to the legend of Sam Patrick used to illustrate the holy Trinity That's why he has tree There's so many holes for you Okay, okay, there's a picture of a guy dressed up as Jesus or St. Patrick holding a lamb with two kids Fucking web P hold on I'll just send you the link I hate web peas He's dressed up like Jesus, but the kid in the back looks like he just has a hoodie on like blanket Where does the home of St. Patrick festival take place? Bellfast cork city doney gall town Arma and down I think I know this one, but I could be wrong as well Can I can I hear them one more time bell fast cork? Doney gall Down I'm stuck between doney gall and bellfast. Okay. I can't do 50 50 on this I am not Chris turned who wants to be in the air and he can't phone a friend because I could be wrong as well and I'm the one given the test No, I just call up Killian. I'd say Killian Proud Irish what up homie bro I'm gonna say Doney call incorrect space of 10 days the festival in Yuri mourn and down celebrates the achievements of the patron saint through walks talks plays music dance and song Well, fuck did wasn't even part of my 50 50. Yeah, I also got it wrong because I thought it was cork Where in the world was St. Patrick's Day first celebrated? Oh sweet Jesus Saint Augustine and Florida Are you familiar with St. Augustine and Florida? Yeah, that doesn't sound correct, but it does sound like something that Americans would do That's true Dublin island from someone else. We love doing that you guys do celebrate it harder than we do Like Chicago dies their whole river green and St. Augustine Florida Dublin Ireland Glasgow Scotland or Liverpool England See obvious answer to me would be the would be Dublin, but I'm like Okay, think about his original name Maywin socket. What were the things again Florida Ireland Scotland England. Let's put it that way. Let's go Scotland Locking in Scotland you are incorrect Was it Saint Augustine Florida? It is what I thought it was good for Liverpool There really celebration St. Patrick's Day is said to have taken place in St. Augustine Florida in 1601 Interestingly the first parade in Ireland didn't occur until 1903 You guys weren't even a country then I know I was like a million my headers like I was like Florida didn't even fucking exist. What do you mean? Yeah? What do you mean St. Augustine Florida? Was it even Florida before 1776? No, Florida didn't actually exist until Disney put Disney there Yeah, yeah, they should be allowed to do whatever they want there I guess I guess so We all know the color green is synonymous with St. Patrick's Day, but what other color has been associated with the saint? Oh, this is a good one red blue pink or yellow See none of those were my original thought my original thought was orange. Oh, that would have been a good one Because it's in the flag blue pink or yellow I'm gonna say blue You are correct. Yes Blue used to be the color for Ireland Before green became the color of choice blue is associated with St. Patrick the significance of blue dates back to early Irish mythology and the earliest Depictions of the patron saint show him wearing St. Patrick's blue as it became known The only reason that I thought of that was because I was just in Florida For my cousin's wedding and my uncle has a Shamrock tattoo Um, and it has a bunch of blue in it and so I was like I feel like That wasn't just him being like put blue in there. Yeah, the colors known as as your blue Colors blue association with St. Patrick dates to 1780s And then I can't remember the color of your eyes Sure Jesus don't I know I'm fucking being blasted out by Wikipedia right now Um, I think it was changed after associations with England Bastards. You can't even have the color blue anymore because of them uh, according to legend what did St. Patrick banish from Ireland? Snakes the sport of herlan tin whistles or whiskey Snakes right Yeah Yeah, got them all out And I think the actual if when I was younger I was like yeah, he actually got rid of snakes and that's why we have known he was awesome But I think it was that he got rid of like Protestants and because Ireland was so Catholic um But it was some religious thing anyway the famous goes the same Patrick banished all snakes from the island of Ireland To the sea after they began attacking him during a 40 day fast He was so pissed off from hunger he was like he fucking snakes Bastards is like I want to eat them, but I'll just get rid of them instead. Would you eat a snake? I have never but I've tried it I would try it if it had a little you know Little bit of spice out here. It's like it's it's quite meat. So people say it just tastes like chicken Yeah, they're probably what What's the weirdest meat you've eaten? I have eaten uh, alligator alligator alligator alligator tastes like alligator kind of tastes like chicken a little bit um See for me it will come down to texture more than anything I've had these aren't that weird though because I've had like escargot snail I've had I've had frogs legs um, I think they'd be pretty weird for the main casual diet of people Now here's a question. Would you have a horse? Would you eat a horse? Oh, yeah I mean we all go around saying like I'm so hungry I'd eat a horse Like I'm a man of my word I fucking stand behind that I think I'm behind that horse dick bite out of him Well, he's running on a track Don't I eat horse and bellgroom a bunch? What did you do? Yeah, I think there's tons of places where horse meat is just regular Yeah, I mean yeah, it's probably good What's the weirdest meat you've eaten? Uh, sheep's heart Whoa was it good? No, I gagged when I ate it but I'm very weird gonna rip it out She fucking ate like an apple Oh, yeah, my mother came back from the butcher one time with it and she cooked it up and I was like A part of me was like because I used to eat liver when I was younger and I liked liver Um, these days I think I would gag if I ate it because I don't know I'm weird with meats now if that like ADHD Like autism trained with meat where I'm like in texture and like smells and stuff are so big for me Yeah, and then if I know what it is I start to freaking out I eat like blood pudding a lot And I love that so that's not that weird to me But the sheep's heart I like bit into it and I was like no texture and taste and like it probably just tasted like beef Honestly, you're like a mutton I feel like it would if I'm imagining eating a sheep's heart But it's cooked It feels more mushy Yeah, it wasn't as like it wasn't like a filet mignon it was like a really Like sloppy one. I don't know how I was like yeah, I really floppy filet mignon Like a gusher eating it. Oh I also did eat sheep's brain at one point, but that was for scare PewDiePie that will never come out And I I put it in my mouth and I didn't swallow it because I got freaked out by it. And then Felix came in and ate it himself. It was supposed to be like my punishment to eat it, but it had been left out and it was freezing cold. It was just sitting on a plate in the middle of the open air. And I was like, I don't wanna eat this and I got it near my mouth. I'm like, I'm gonna eat this. - For how long? - Like a good hour. - How? - An hour? - Yeah. - It wasn't raw, right? - Yeah. - You're not supposed to leave raw meat out in the open. - Maybe it was cooked and then it just got really cold. - I don't know. But I mean, I could barely, I got like a little bit of it in my mouth. It was, it's like what you imagine it would be like. It was fucking awful. And then Felix was like, oh shit, we don't have like good footage. 'Cause I was like, I wanna do it for the bit. I wanna do it for the show. I wanna do something good. And then it was like, you give it me ranch. I couldn't even dream of ranch for a video for brain-leaf. (laughing) And then I put it to my mouth and I was like, (imitates crying) I was like, I can't do it. And then Felix came in and ate a bunch of it to be like, yeah, we have content. Yeah. - I would try it for a thing. - For a dollar. - Yeah, I'd do it for dollars. But I don't know if I'd do it. You know what, if it was perfectly, if there was a point where somebody was like, we acquired this and it's perfectly fine to do it. Like if they had human meat to be like, you can try it. Like we didn't kill anybody to get it. There's like a part of me that's like, if, 'cause you can't get human meat, ethically I don't think. (laughing) But if all of that surrounding it was like, like let's say, 'cause I watched the society of the snow that movie. And I was like, if I was in that position, I think I would eat it. - Yeah. I think for anyone honestly, to be like, all of I was in that position, I wouldn't do it. I think that you have to be in that position because it's just like, okay, and this is the only way for me to survive. And I think most people would be like, okay, I have to eat this where I'm going to die. - Yeah, I've never been that hungry. I've gone without food for like six hours and been starving and then got really pissed off and annoyed and like, look at BB weirdly to be like, oh, did you taste like? So I would eat. - Can you imagine? - I would eat Greg if me. - If that whole plane of starving people, they must have been so pissed off. Like yeah, everyone must have been just so bitchy. - For like the first two days at least, being like, could you please stop snoring? - Can you please stop shitting in the fuselage? - Yeah, I will eat you. And then someone like I was like, hold on a minute. Anyway, yeah, I'm not saying I'm a cannibal. I, the thought of even like hurting somebody else. I'm like, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, all right, or me, hammer. (laughing) - This is like, - Love, even was the question that led to this? - I, weirdest meat. I don't know why. I got all hot balls. - But I have to take my socks off. - But was the question on the quiz? - I don't, if we're, the same Patrick's remains. - Oh, snakes. Oh, yeah. - We got to snake me. Look, I don't want to eat people. I'm just saying that if somebody was like, here, you can try it. Like, per to me, he's curious what it would taste like, but not to the point where I actually want to eat a person. - There's an inherent curiosity. I think everyone would be, I think everyone would be curious. Doesn't mean that you're gonna necessarily enjoy it. - It's like driving down the road and being like, what if I like drove off the bridge or into a car or something? It's like that weird like monkey brain in you that's like, what if? - What if I did that? But I'm not gonna text somebody and be like, hey, I'm not gonna be another YouTuber that talks about biting someone all the time. I'm not gonna be like Army Hammer that wants to just nosh on someone's fucking toes and chop off their leg and be like, what if I kept a piece of you in a bag with me? - Do you think, (sighs) I'm not gonna write it. I was gonna ask you what you think Army Hammer's favorite body part would be. (laughs) The arm. Army Hammer. - Oh, dude. Anyway, where are the remains of St. Patrick said to be located? - All right, are you back in this one? This is the last question. Why did they go off as such a fucking tangent? - I don't know. - Okay, his remains are located in Kavan Cathedral, Christ Church Cathedral Dublin, down Cathedral, down Patrick, or St. Anne's Cathedral, Belfast. - Can you name them again, just like the location? - Kavan, Dublin, down Patrick, or Belfast? - I'm gonna be risky and I'm gonna say Dublin. - That is incorrect. - Fuck. - Down Cathedral is the reputed burial place of St. Patrick who was thought to have died in 461, magnificent stained glass windows, boxed pews, and a beautiful Oregon case, give the stunning building a sense of opulence. (laughs) - Oh, man. - You got half, you got four out of eight. - Fuck. - It says not bad. - The look of the irises on your side. - I don't think it is. - I don't know if it is. - Okay, well now it's your turn. So I didn't do nearly as well as I thought. - You're not Irish. You didn't grow up here hearing about this stuff. So it's more shameful that I got more of them wrong. - Okay. We're going to proprofessors.com. - Proprofessors, okay. 'Cause I'm curious now why everyone's doing like a wordal thing where they have like themes like Easter and Valentine's Day and have the same Patrick's one. And there's some stuff in it like pinching you when you don't have green on. And I'm like, I think that's an American thing. - I think that's an American thing. - I don't think we do that. We just feel like a really beachy. - Yeah, okay, hold on. Hold on. Shamrock's, tipperary, lump cloon, top of the morning. Right, ready. - This one has 11 questions. - Oh Lord. - More chances to get things wrong. What do you think? What do you think you're going to score on this? - I'm hoping for at least a seven. If I don't get more than seven, people are allowed to revoke my Irish license. - All right. What did St. Patrick use as one of his teaching methods to explain the Holy Trinity to the Irish people for the Clover? - I came to buy the Bible, the Shamrock, the Matrix, the Matrix. Or the Shamrock spelled S-H-A-M-R-A-W-K. - Shamrock. - Shamrock. - That's his fucking band. He pulls out his cane and he just has a fucking six string on it. I'd say the Shamrock, 'cause we had that in the last quiz talking about the Holy Trinity and that it became his symbol. - The Shamrock. - The real one, not the fake Irish Pope in Arkansas. - There you go. Correct. Next. - Okay. - Originally. - What color was associated with St. Patrick? - Blue. - Blue, gold, yellow. - Okay. - Just stealing my end. - Oh, well, I would've got that anyway. - Yeah, sure. - I would've got it anyway. I'm really cool. - Man, what animal did St. Patrick's famously page marlin' snakes, bears, spiders? - Snakes. - Hold on, hold on. Wait. Okay. What ratio of Shamrock's-- - I'm gonna say what race was St. Patrick. - What ratio of-- - What ratio of Shamrock's actually have the Lucky Fourth Leath? - Oh. - One in a million, one in a hundred thousand, one in a thousand, or one in 10,000, or none of the above. - I want to say none of the above because I used to find four leaf clover's all the time in my backyard. I think they're pretty common. - Sorry, one in 10,000. - Shit, I was gonna say that because I was going for the lowest answer, but then none of the above was there. And I was like, it's probably one in a hundred. - The most number of leaves on a Shamrock of record is 48, 51, 56, 62, or none of the above. - The second last one, the one closest to 60. - 62? - No, what was the one right below that? - 56. - Let's go 48. - 48. - Submit my answer. - Oh, it was 56. - Oh, I had a rain. I didn't think about my instincts. Can we just chalk that one down to me being right now? - Oh, God. - All right, where was St. Patrick born? Ireland, Wales, Greenland, Scotland, Britain. - Wales. - Wait, isn't Wales part of Britain? - No, maybe. - I was getting confused the difference between Great Britain and United Kingdom. I'm like, aren't they the same thing? - Are they not the same thing? - Yeah, I'd see this as the thing that makes me get confused. United Kingdom, I can't spell. United Kingdom, properly abbreviated as UK as a sovereign nation, because this is the country's England, Ireland, England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is a large island in which most of England, oh, okay, so Great Britain is everything is the landmass and the UK includes Northern Ireland. But still, Wales is still Britain. - Yeah. - 'Cause we actually caught her about that a lot, and he's like, yeah, I'm British. - So Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Britain, or Greenland? - Wales. - Correct. 'Cause his name was Maywin's Socket. In what country other than Ireland is St. Patrick's State considered being an official holiday? Australia, New Zealand, Montserrat, Belgium, or none of the above. Australia. New Zealand, Belgium, Montserrat, none of the above. I would say Australia maybe? I was gonna say America, 'cause you guys celebrate the shit out of that. I don't know. That's just South Australia, I don't know. Incorrect. It was Montserrat. Montserrat! Where is that? I have no idea. Because it is the only country listed above that officially recognizes St. Patrick's State as a public holiday. In Montserrat St. Patrick's State as celebrated as a national holiday, do it due to its historical and cultural ties to Ireland. I don't know where that is. I don't either. It is a Caribbean island. Montserrat is a British overseas territory in the Caribbean. You learn to know every day. You sure do. It's a leprechaun, a little fairy person, a famous Irish cocktail, an expression for the Irish Prime Minister or a troll. The first one of fairy? A little fairy person. Is it a troll? It's not a troll, they're like Scandinavian, aren't they? Are you locking in a little fairy person? Sure. Correct. Alright. The US River has died green each year for St. Patrick's Day. The Mississippi River, the Colorado River, the Hudson River, the Penn, Orielle River or the Chicago River. Chicago. Wait. Where is the Hudson River? Is it New York? Is the Hudson River? Manhattan. Hudson is in New York. Chicago River is correct. Oh wow! According to commentated knowledge, what country does St. Patrick's Day originate from? Africa, Australia, Scotland, Ireland? I wonder. Ireland. Correct. Wow, it's not the hardest quiz. Present day, what colors associated with St. Patrick's Day? Green. Green, pastel, pine, green. That's 73 out of 100. Oh, thank God. I was getting very insecure taking those answers. First of all, a lot of those don't have nothing to do with Ireland. The hardest to St. Patrick's Day test for Irish people. It's all in Gaelic and I'm like, aww! Oh, oh, isn't this. Oh, this is better. This is so much better. And it just gives me the answers right away instead of having to click on a bunch of stuff. Do you want to speedrun this thing from the today show? Yeah. I love speedrun. Starting off easy and it's not multiple choice. We're just going to make it even harder. Because I think that's a cop out for you. What is that? It's the pair of my keyboard to keep my wrists nice. Keep my wrists nice. It's something to lean on, you know. Alright, what is the tagline for the breakfast cereal? Lucky charms. This is a multiple choice. Oh, fuck. Nope. I didn't realize it had a slogan. Top of them more. Incorrect. They're magically delicious. Oh, of course, but they're not. What? God, this is so much better. What other name is St. Patrick's Day known as? Patty's Day. Is that your final answer? Yeah. Laugh a little, Patrick. The feast of St. Patrick. The feast of people fucking eat him. What Irish phrase means Ireland forever? Erringo bra. Correct. Woohoo! What are the three colors of the Irish flag? Purple indigo violet. Green white and gold. Green white and orange. Yeah, orange. What three pieces of equipment are necessary to play the Irish sport of hurling? Sex swing. Roller's case. I don't even know what hurling is. A hurl. Like hurling boots. And a slither. So the last one you said is correct. A helmet. And a hurly. The hurly stick. Yeah, sure. Technically, you don't need a helmet. There's loads of lines to play with our helmets. Well, maybe not today. I don't know. I have much hurling in a while. Yes, this ball is sport in the world. Look at that. Show some footage of hurling. I remember one year. Offly won the all-Irland final for hurling or football. I can't remember. And I was added and all holy Jesus was at a good time. Tipperary versus Limerick. Oh, Tipperary, a good team. Tipperary, Cokeni. On the bays. It's like. It looks almost like a mixture of like. Field hockey and. I see the closest you guys have to it is La Crosse. Yeah. I don't understand how the sport works. Yeah, it is very La Crosse-esque. It's pretty straightforward. You get the ball. You can rummage it on your hurl or you can rummage it in your hand. But you have to like. Like in any sport, you have to like dribble it. Yeah. This is most foreign in the world and it's unreal. Sean, you're gonna love this question. Ooh. What's the oldest pub in Ireland? Sean's Bar! 900 AD! Let's go! Do you know where it is? Atleone. Let's see. Yes. What? I don't know if this is really Irish. What's the symbol for gold on the periodic table of elements? For Ireland's capital city of Dublin. Bollyah-Halloon! That's not what they have here. Oh, that's just the Irish name for it. I don't know why. Difflin? Difflin? To Dublin? Wait, is YFLIN? Oh, Bollyah-Halloon is atleone again. I was like, wait, that doesn't sound right. Bollyah-Hallia is Dublin and Irish. Difflin? Probably. Fucking Viking bastards. I say as my name derives from them. According to folklore, what is a leprechaun's occupation? Gold hoarder. This is- we should have started with this one. This is so much harder for you because you know I'm out of the gy- That is true. This is like folklore. I didn't know what leprechaun's had. I'd say like accountant or a bank teller. I'm trying to think of- If I could. There, hmm. Because they have pots of gold at the end of rainbows. But that's- I don't know- I actually don't know the lore of leprechauns. They are shoemakers. Ah, they do hablers. They do have little tiny boots on all the time. Kicking their feet in the air. Did you know that? That's what leprechaun was? Oh, I mean most of these, I have no idea. Irish musician Gilbert O'Sullivan hit number one on the Billboard Hot 172 with what song? Galway girl. Alone again, naturally. The Irish motto. Will they ever lose? No, you'll end up alone again, naturally. Naturally. Let's- let's- let's Irish actor. Wait, hold on. I want to hear it. Oh, you want to hear alone again, naturally. We can't play it on the episode, but- I want to know if I know it. I have no idea what that song is. My parents probably would. According to Wallet Thub. That's not Irish. Maybe it's Wallet Hub. Whoops. What's not a play? It's- Yeah. Okay, this is- this is like a different website. Okay. I thought it was Wallet Thub though. That's like Superbowl. How many pints of Guinness are consumed on St. Patrick's Day? Oh, Christ. This- this is bullshit to not have a multiple choice. We can both answer this one unless you just saw the answer. Well, I saw it. I can give you a multiple choice if you want. Yeah. Yeah. I just make up some numbers. Uh, 500,000, 1 million, 13 million, 48 million. Uh, I'm gonna say 13 million. 13 million is correct. I think I- I think I switched that one out because of the way you were acting. I could see the ones you were making up and then it was like 13 million. 13. 13 million pints of Guinness. Probably even more now because that was 0% alcohol versions. This one you're not going to get correct because it has to do with- Shamous. *laughs* What is the estimated market value of a leprechaun's pot of gold which contains a thousand gold coins? Oh my god Thousand gold coins How much is a gold coin? I actually don't know the price of gold for anything Neither do I um Let's say $50,000 for pounds or euros or 1.92 million us dollars. Wow good for him I don't know if you can't hear that thing around Gold's not light Consolidate them when do you have a thousand gold coins when you could just have like 10 Mass of ingots Well, you know, but what if he has to what if he wants to go to the pub? Uh, I guess he has to tip his waitress You know he's not just gonna how are they gonna give him change for that and then he's like ash or take this love Fixed away so if it's I want to know Coin worth one gold coin like 1200 120 do the mess I can't 20 2100 Well, that is not at all if he has a thousand gold coins in his first 2100 each That doesn't come out 1.2 Well, but 1.9 oh So I don't know and then you know, I don't know when this article came out. Yeah, the fucking inflation is killing the leprosys What is the average number of drinks consumed per person on St. Patrick's Day six 4.2 Oh, you fucking weaklings You think some of these soft bastards are like bringing the numbers down Maybe I'll go out and get me a Guinness on St. Patty's oh, I want to try not just Guinness from a poll But I want to try their nitro surge have you ever seen the ones that go on top of the can? I mean like as because Guinness is like extra foamy because I has extra nitrogen in it So it's like you pull that truth. I want to get I also want to get one of those ones that you like install in your house That's like you get the can and then you put it in and it like Pops it and then pours it for you and it does it perfectly Do you like Guinness? Love it I hated it until I was like I kept trying to drink it from when I was like 18 up to like 26 and I was like it's disgusting every time I drink it and then From like 28 onwards that's when I loved it actually like 26 So like red wine Guinness everything started to taste good. I love red wine. Yeah, love red wine. It's great It's the way I went I went to a wine tasting recently. It was fine. It was like kind of whatever wine. Tasty Because it wasn't that like Vineyard vineyard or something But the the man said something to me that I was like oh, that's why because I got worried because the last time I drank red wine My face got really red and I was like oh am I allergic to red wine or something And then he was like have you ever drank wine and you get really red and I was like yeah And he's like that's because you're not drinking enough water And then he said a bunch of sciencey stuff, but wine Yeah, something like that Exactly inflation my wine has metastasized inside of me He said that you have to you have to drink Water with every glass of wine you should drink you know Like a little glass of water look I'm trying to get fucked up I know that's what I was saying um Yeah, that's interesting. That's interesting It's the same with that video of the guy every see the guy drinking whiskey and he's like you put your nose to it Hello, how are you good to see it And he like puts a drop of water in it to kind of like cut the alcohol content down a bit So instead of like drinking it and having that like burning like fire feeling It goes down nice and smooth and I tried it and I was like that's delicious How much water Yeah, very small amount But just enough to like cut the harsh alcohol out of it I don't know a lot of alcohol experts probably looked at that video I'm like this guy's a fucking idiot he put his fingers in the water But he picked up the glass to be like you don't want cold water going in it should be room temperature And then he he was like you put the wine you put the whiskey in you swore it around it and then you throw it out And then you put more whiskey in because he's like you don't want like dust or like the flavor of the glass or whatever Was in the glass before to be contaminated and I'm like dude, you're throwing out whiskey Why wouldn't you just do that with water? Yeah, if you're putting room temperature water into it Why can't you just rinse out the glass with it and throw that out Yeah, instead of throwing out the whiskey Yeah, I feel like he's a hack. It's like the guy tasting ice cream that I was about to say the same thing I love that guy It's a good meme words just like I'm in a professional ice cream tater Ice cream Cookie dog Rocky road It's so good anyway Do you think that does anything? It aerated I did try it once which is like base-ass vanilla ice cream and I was like I am tasting it more But it could be the wine tasting man had me do a thing and I was like I feel really dumb doing this he was like Drink the wine with your mouth open like swallow with your mouth open and go like Yeah, and like do that and it gets all the air in and it did taste there was a little zing to it Yeah, I think my brother told me to do that because he lives in Paris and he did wine tastings before and he told me to do it and I was like wow You do that sound anyway I don't know when it started It's I don't know all right. Let me give you five more questions for it. Okay. I'm ready What hearty Irish meal consists of red meat carrots onions and potatoes. Oh Irish stew Mm-hmm Is there broth and stuff? Yeah, there's just oh it's not just that there's water as well Well like when I came over to the uk last I was so Confused when we went and got our big roast Oh, and it was the Yorkshire pudding and I was like this is not putting It's just dough Yeah, it's just like bread. Yeah, I don't know why it's called that Um, all right same Patrick was known What oh this is big dick McGee Okay, hold on. I don't want to do that one. I located in northern Ireland what popular TV show used a beach tree line Walkway known as the dark hedges as the road to King's Landing I let me am I am I trying to look for a fictional game of throwin's town or am I thinking of the actual town? Are you located? Hold on You started talking about Northern Ireland and then King's Landing and I was like I know it was filmed there But I can't remember what the question is located in northern Ireland what popular TV show used a beach tree line walkway Yeah King's Landing I was also confused when I was reading the question, but I got it in the end I did it Now you might not feel very Irish on But you know many other people probably feel less Irish than you because I'm not Irish people As of 2019 what percentage of US residents claim to have Irish interest in Cestri 98% It's not a close to like 60 No, it's way less actually. It's 9.2 percent. Oh, that's 30 million people That I forgot how big America is I every time I go to America people always say they're Irish they have some heritage there I'm like man We're like the fucking Genghis Khan of Europe. We just spread our scene all across that land My last name is Irish is Nestor Fucked if I know we looked it up before I don't know my family loves to drink so you know we all There's there's that My family loves to hit the bottle and then each other Yeah Oh, I know it well Well, you definitely did way better than I did on the I feel horrible Taking Irish stuff because I feel so stupid about Irish things now And I'm like what it's not that I've been disconnected from Ireland for so long that I've forgotten these are things I've never known I didn't learn any of this growing up You should go on some sort of Irish vision quest you should go back to your homeland You should have to go and survive in the Irish wilderness alone With nothing but with nothing but a compass. No No, not a compass let the let the night sky guide you The sleeve blue mountains I was like fucking lost tired afraid If you had to go and survive in the Irish wilderness and you could only bring three three things But it's very Irish things to survive What would you bring A pint again is because somebody somewhere would smell it and come running and help Uh-huh a hurl to beat the The lads away You know, yeah, that's the only thing - Anything that you have to worry about, you don't have to worry about any animals. I'm what else? Just a book of father-taid quotes. - Nice. - I wouldn't need it 'cause I know them off the top of my head, but just in case somebody else didn't know them. - Mm-hmm. - That's it. - Just lower yourself to sleep. - Yeah. - Just like that. - Is Andrew Scott Irish? - No. - I mean, I don't. - Wait. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking of Adam Scott. - Andrew Scott's Irish, right? - Is Adam Scott the K from Severance? - Adam Scott. - I've seen Severance. Adam Scott is-- - Parks and Rec. - Parks and Rec, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. I was thinking of him. No, Andrew Scott is Irish, yeah. - Yeah, okay. - I like him a lot. - He's from Dolblin. - Dolb. - Actually, yeah, I forgot about him. He would be one of my favorite Irish actors as well. But he's in a lot of weirder stuff that I don't really like. - Isn't he Moriarty? In Sherlock? - Maybe, I think so. - I didn't watch Sherlock, though. - Moriarty is the most Irish sounding thing. - Moriarty. - It's from you, David Irish. I don't know. I'm all hot and anxious now because of my Irishness. I can feel it like leaving my body. Again, everybody in the comments just like I know that. - At least, do you, at least I'm looking at Jesus. - Do you want to see some sort of Irish lullaby? - Yeah, give me a rebel song. - I'll pull one up for you. Irish lullaby. - Go to sleep, you're fake and eat your sorrow, be chillin' the face. ♪ Turalura, lullura ♪ ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ ♪ Ah, now this is, this goes on ♪ ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ - Yeah, because, it goes. ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ ♪ No, rar, that's an Irish lullaby ♪ ♪ Over in Killerny ♪ ♪ Many years ago ♪ ♪ My mother sang a song to me in tone ♪ ♪ So soft in law ♪ ♪ Just a simple little ditty ♪ ♪ In her good old Irish way ♪ ♪ And I'd give the world if I could hear ♪ ♪ The song of her today ♪ ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ - I do actually know that song. It was in an episode of Simpsons One Time. ♪ Turalura, lulluralee ♪ - Thank you. That made me feel connected. Did it go down to Emerald Isle? - Did it warm in your heart? - Yeah, my heart's actually split into three pieces, like a shamrock. My doctor says I have four years left. - Unless you can find them all, like a Pokemon. - I'd be called an Harry Potter. - The Horcruxes. - Yeah, Horcruxes. You have to go. - Pokemon. - Destroy the former versions of yourself. - I wanna see. - And then you have yourself. - A Harry Potter parody of that where it's like the Pokemon song, but they're going to find Horcruxes. - Oh. - Somebody's gonna do that, right? Someone had to have done that. - Yeah, I mean, if I thought of it, somebody's done it. - Mm-hmm. - Just like Rule 34. - I don't like thinking about Rule 34 in Pokemon. - A lot of it is Beastie-Ollotty. A lot of it is underage. - Yeah. - And I don't think people really, like, sure Ash Ketchum has been 10 years old for a million years. So he should be like 40, but he's still 10. - Someone did the math the other day. Not for Ash Ketchum, but for Elmo because Elmo turned three and a half apparently. - That is what is it, a fucking leap, leap year? So they did the math. I think it was one year for Muppets. It equates to 72 years or something in the human life. - What? - Yeah. - Kermits been around for ages. - These Muppets are like turtles or sharks. - Are you telling me Elmo's like 300 years old? - Well, in Muppet years, he's three and a half years old. - Oh, I don't know. - I don't know if I'm right. - The Muppet years are like monopoly money. They're not gonna check out. - How old is Elmo in the human years? - It's all just saying that he's three and a half years old. He's like 40, something? - 40. - 42 or something. I don't know, who knows? - But Kermit. Kermit is 12 years, in like 1970, said that Kermit was 12 years old, which would have meant that he was born in like the 1700s. - Oh my God. Kermit's like a fucking cryptid. - Kermit was probably there on the first state Patrick's Day in Florida. - That's true. Kermit was probably there on JFK got shot. - Oh my God. - He looked at the grassy knoll, he blends right in. - Yeah. - There's a picture of Kermit. And you look back, look through history and Kermit's in every picture. He's like at the moon landing. (laughing) Just in the background with a thumbs up. He's like slender man. You look back like all time he pictures in Kermit's just like in the corner. - Do you think JFK and Kermit have a photo together? - I hope so. - That's what the K and JFK stands for. - JF Kermit. - JF Kermit. (laughing) Wait, what does the F stand for? Franklin? - Fitzgerald. - Oh right. - I know that because I have the Wikipedia bull. I didn't know that off the top of my head. - I should have known that because that's the part of him that's Irish. - Your last Irish question. - When was JFK on the moon? - 1960. - What did you say? - We're not gonna go to the moon because he's tired. (laughing) We're not gonna go to the moon because he's easy. We're gonna go to the moon because he's tired. (laughing) He said something like that. - Yeah, I know he said, "One small step for man." And then Buzz Aldram was like, "Let me say it!" (laughing) - I'm the one on the fucking moon dude. - Lance Armstrong when he went up to the moon on his bike. (laughing) - Yes. - He was going up there. - He was doping so hard that he got to the moon. And he was like, "Guess I'll turn around and go back." - Oh, that'd be so cool. Take a bike on the moon. Can you imagine the tricks you could do up there? - How long would it take you to walk to the moon? - Like, I don't like an hour and a half. (laughing) - Something like that. - Like, how long would it take you to walk around the earth? - So the moon, it would take 76,880 hours or 3,200 days, or nine years to walk to the moon. - Nine years, I could give over nine years in my life to walk to the moon. Oh well, you're really giving over 18. Unless you get, it's like, when you're like, "We'll walk into town, but we'll Uber back." Like, am I allowed to walk there? - Or, "And then NASA picked me up and bring me home?" - I think that you can get an Uber back, yeah. - I think I'd rather Uber there and walk back. 'Cause I think if you're walking to the moon, there's not a whole lot to look at. At least if you're walking to earth, you can like see stuff, it rotates, you see satellites. And like, it's just a big blue ball is nicer to look at than a big dusty gray one. - Would you go to space? - Absolutely, a hundred percent no. - No? - A lot of people say they would, but I am petrified of heights to the point that I couldn't even do the spacewalk thing in VR without shitting myself. The amount of training, the amount of nausea and vomiting and it's just too much. - I wanna go on a jet plane, baby. - I love the thrill. - Right? And I wanna see my face, just put my hair on. (laughing) - I don't know if I would go to space either though. It's like, I don't know. - Yeah, people were like, I'd go to Mars if they asked me, like, would you? - No. - The fact that you're saying that you would go to Mars if they asked you means that you're so full of yourself that you would die without everyone paying attention to you. - It's, what are you gonna do on Mars? I think originally you'd have the thought of like, oh, I'd go to Mars. What are you gonna do there? They don't even have anything to eat. - Yeah. - And I'll talk about it there. - It's like celebrity saying that shit, right? Where they're like, I would go, I'm cool enough to do that. It's like, yeah, but I think you're saying that 'cause you want the attention out of it. And then when you get there, you realize, fuck, I'm on Mars and no one cares. And there's no one here and it also takes forever to get here. It's gonna take forever to get back. - I don't think you are getting back. I think anyone, I think I need the people who are talking about going to Mars are just going there. - Oh, that's it. I don't wanna do that. After the first, like, two days, I'd be like, okay, guys, what are we doing? - Guys, I read my book. Yeah, I got-- - I can't even bring that much stuff. - I got through every season at the office already. Like, I'm bored. - Can you even, is there internet? - You must be, I've brought-- - You must be, like, bring, like, pre-downloaded shit. - Oh, pre-downloaded stuff, for sure, yeah. - Bring it on like a zoom. Those things are small. I pod shuffle. - A zoom. - Yeah. back. And then you just you get there and it's like, guys, what are we doing? We're on Mars. We're not allowed to repopulate because eventually it's incest very quickly. So fast it's incest. How here's a question for all the science brains out there. How many people do you need to go colonize Mars for it to not be incestually fucked up where things get like in bread and you start getting mutations and diseases from inbreeding? Are we talking about like you need a hundred people or are you talking about a thousand people before cross pollination starts happening? Ethan, give me the answer. I don't know. How many? How many people do you need before it's incest? 80 people. While avoiding genetic issues related to inbreeding is 80 people. Oh, that's that's less than I thought it would be. Yeah. That's like a small committee. Yeah. You have to like really make sure though because that's like the minimum amount, right? But somebody has to be taken stock of that because if you do it, somebody's got to keep track. If you go off by a little bit like you're all fucked, what if humans were actually supposed to be way more evolved and unique and special than we are now? What are we supposed to have wings? But somewhere along the line and come back to Genghis Khan again shout out, he just went down the line and just started fucking everything up. He was like, now have to plan it's related to one another. So no wings for you and your tails are going to fall off. I think that that probably have, I mean there's so much incest in the world in the past. Maybe don't do that. Yeah. Maybe don't. You know, let us know how you feel about incest. Just see a bunch of comments saying not good bad, not too hot about it. Stinky. Oh, no, oh, good. Anyway, thank you guys for watching listening, listening. Remember, leave your Irish. What are they called phrase? Yeah, but all your compliments to Sean in the most Irish way, but only if you're Irish. Think about Irish. Think about compliments to the chef, but to an Irishman instead. So here's how we'll divide it. If you're Irish, leave compliments to Sean in a very Irish way. If you're not Irish, leave us your thoughts on incest. If you're not Irish, then leave. That's it. Yeah. Okay. Thank you for watching. See you later. Appreciate it. Bye.