Ivy Exposed Natalie!
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- Does Natalie ever bring me up? - No, she actually talks bad about you. - So she does bring me up. Like you could've just told the truth. - Bad about you though, she don't like you. - I know, but I'm saying like this Natalie ever like talk about me. You're like, "No, but she talks bad about you." Like what? Like how was I supposed to make sense? - No, she don't like you at all. Like she hates you. - Okay, I got a question. Do you want Natalie Reynolds? - I do not like Natalie at all. - Oh, no, that is too deep. - What's that? - Elaborate. - I think she's a terrible person that she's a very bad mom. - But this morning I woke up and I coughed that I spit up bookers. - Oh, that was terrible. - Wait, what is that? - What is that? - All right guys, welcome back. - Hi. - We're back with the crazy girl. (laughing) - That wah-haw family. - Is that you say it? - Wah-haw, yes. - Back with the wah-haw family. - Why are you the one that calls him a crazy? - Oh, she is crazy though. - And he begins. We're not doing this again, but by the way I'm sick. So that's why I'm coronavirus. - Yes, she does. - I have the haunt of virus. I have the new Lettuce Diary, a giant rock. - Oh, no. - What did you just say to Lettuce? - Lettuce Diary, a thing. - You haven't seen that? - No, I have not seen that. - Tash has been terrified of it, because he won't even know if he has it or not. - What? - What do you mean? - Because he always poops and like a lot of fruit. - Oh, I don't eat fruit. - It's making people sick. - Wait, if you don't even know you have it, then what does it matter? - Well, I don't know. - What are we talking about, you're a parasite. - I don't know if you had a parasite. - Yeah, you've got a little friend living inside you. - No, it'd be cool to know if you have a parasite. Like if you don't have a parasite, if you have a parasite, you don't know, that's not cool. - Well, I've been sick for the past week. I don't know what I have. - Can you go on to the right one? - I went to the doctor three times. I'm not okay. Ivy's making things worse. - What the heck? - What the heck? - I think you're going to make Ivy sick. So I think you're making things worse. - Yeah. - You need a mask, I'll be honest. (all laughing) - Hey, this is the Kids Family Podcast. And you are a kid too. So keep your words to yourself. - It's so cute, of course. - It's like all those biggest fears. - Hey. - No, it really is. That's how the kids fear. - We know you're adult. - No, because I always smell good at this. - No, yeah, yeah, yeah, you smell good at this. - Yeah, so Harper actually is the one person where if you're like out and you're like, "Hey, I need some perfume. She's going to have at least a powerful lover person." - Well, you're just going to look that way most of the time so I won't have that side. - I'm a smell bad. - I don't have cameras right there too, right? - Yeah, I'm a smell good at this. - Yes, so there is that camera pointing right at you that you like, I am sorry. - And there's that camera and that camera and that camera and that camera and that camera. I think we go a little overkill with the cameras. - Yeah. - Look, cut to all the camera angles real quick. Just go like, did, did, did, did, did, did, did. Yeah, there's a lot. - That's a lot. - We have six. - Anyways, Ivy has a new look to her, doesn't she? - What? - Your hair, you're like, actually, you were wearing lashes last time. - Yeah, well, you're doing like a middle part? - A middle part, I don't know. - Do you see a middle part? - Wait, is that the opposite? - Or a middle part? - Or a side part? - Do we look the same? - Yeah, you look beautiful. - It means. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - You look weird like that, bro. - You look weird. - I do not have a, a heart besides everyone has a bald spot. - He does, you see that? - Do you see him up full head of hair? - That big triangle next to him. - I don't know. - You're kind of, you're kind of, that's his hair line. It just goes back. - This is not a bald spot. I just, I ask. - Hey, your forehead looks huge. - Did you see my private story where I was like, I don't know, oh my gosh, no his forehead is a different skin tone. Look at it, he's so pale on his forehead. - It is. - 'Cause you never see something like that. - Your eyebrows are down. - Oh, is this your goal? - Yeah. - You're a different color. - Wait. - You're like four shades like that. - You're four. - Your face is going to be in the head. - So much slower. - That's good. My hair is like a protective like against the UVs. Like it's like that. - He's got a baseball cap, bro. - That's easy. - Wait, that's kind of weird. Girls hair just doesn't touch their forehead. - Well, it can't be of bangs. - Wait, yeah, how does y'all's hair just not touch your forehead? That's kind of weird. - 'Cause it goes to the side. - Oh, mine does. - I have baby hairs. - Me too. - No, you don't. - You say do. - Barely. - You guys can grow your hair out long like ours too and it would like do that. - Please don't do that, though. - No, you should do it. - We'll do it. From this day forward, me and Cache will not cut our hair for the next year. - You're an easy and rage bait. - Like she, I actually think she's gonna do it. - No, he will, can you, have you not met him? - Maverick would not grow his hair out to be as long as my hair. - I would grow my hair. - He would do it. - That was crazy. - I wish he would, it'd be funny. - I'd get my hair out. - No, you wouldn't. - Why wouldn't I? - 'Cause you're all talk. You say things like that, but you would never actually do it. - No, you would never. - You're like, I would so do it. I would so do it for plot. - I don't like it. - I feel like y'all will wait for you. - I would go, I'd die at all blonde and do like a surface style. - Wait, I just said it at the end of the day. Remember that guy we saw? I was like, that's Cache in the future. - We were driving down the road, there's this guy, I'm like a little like, he's on like a mini bike. - He was old. - It was ripped shirt. - He was ripped? - No, it was ripped shirt. - That's good. - That's good. - Yeah, that's you and the future. - And he had like long, flowy blonde hair. And he like stopped at a stoplight. And he was just like, he was literally like trying to rip. - I'll take a rip, long, flowy hair. - A ripped shirt. - I think I made my social better. - Yeah, I feel like you guys have like tension over here. - Yeah, I think I felt that. Is it because of the Natalie Reynolds? - My nails falling off because of the IV. Like she made me hurt, like she literally like hurt me. - Yeah, I haven't gotten over that already. - Look. - Look at those crusty on nails. - Wait, why is it? - Oh, I'm like a lot, that is a crusty nail. - I just meant it, just now. - Yeah, why didn't you bend it? - I didn't eat myself. - Those are cute. - Those are cute. - What's up with the other ones? - Yeah, what is up with the other ones? - I'm a dazzling my whole purse. - That's not what we're talking about though. - We're talking about what you did to your nails. - I don't know this one. - Yeah, what's up with those? Guys, did you see my purse? - So I'm doing it all blue and pink. - Yeah, but that's not cool. What about the nails? - All right, we need to be honest about something. Our group may be, well, sometimes it always uses Dordash for everything. - It's not our fault, it's so convenient. - Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more. At this point, we all have our goats who orders. - But honestly, Dordash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go, filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. And something always comes up. Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat, and suddenly we're out of snacks. - We've even used Dordash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials to be gotten batteries, waters, and other things we needed to keep the day moving. - That's what I love about it. It's way more than just ordering dinner, groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite tree after they've had a rough day. It just makes life easier. - And honestly, those little things mean a lot. It's an easy way to show up for people. - Yeah, that's why we use Dordash so much. It helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic. It's honestly just one of those apps. We end up using all the time. - And somehow it always comes in clutch. - Got you, delivered? Dordash, order now. - It's the right hand, right? And you can't use your left hand. - What's wrong with this hand? - That hand looks good. - It's hard here. - We're talking about your right hand. - What's right hand? - There's something wrong with you. - Okay. - Get out. - You should not say that hard for her. - Your dad loves when people are mean to you. - Maybe it's like when she's mean to you all the time. So it's nice when someone does it to her. - You want to straighten her mic, ma'am? - Straight up your mic. - Yeah, there you go. - You're supposed to talk into a mic straight on. - Oh, now she's doing ASMR. - She goes crusty nails, most breaking, I swear. - She's calling to a whale or something. - Like you're scaring me. - Hey, is it awkward for you since you hang out with Natalie Ann Harper? - No, not really. - Really? - Well, she's rude to me last time. - Yeah, I prefer it. - I like my mom better. - Okay, so there is a favorite. - Oh, okay. - I think she answered your question before you even asked. - Yeah, I'll answer your question. - Do you get recognized a lot in public? - I mean, I can easily tell just by seeing your ginger hair. - Okay. - Yeah. - Does she get recognized a lot? - Yeah, you probably get recognized a lot, huh? - Well, I'm not gonna like stay, I do, but sometimes, yeah. (laughing) - Wow, what a humble person. - She loves to flex that. Look at her. - No, I need to go find one of my favorite pictures of Harper, actually. - Stop in the Philadelphia airport. - No, not that one. - I have a lot of favorite pictures of you. But there's one time I'm on the phone with your mom. You would just let the podcast and you just gotten home and I'm on the phone with your mom talking to her about something. And I hear you come in and you're like, mom, mom, you're like yelling at her or something. And then she's like, Harper, what are you wearing? And you have like this ridiculous outfit on. You have like a hood on and you pull the string. So it was just your face and you put glasses on so you were like hiding yourself completely. - Yeah. - She's like, what are you wearing? And you're like, I'm going shopping and I just, I really don't want anyone to ask for a picture today. So I have to be like, hit in. - Well, I wasn't wearing lashes. I was pale as heck. I like, did not look good at all. And I was going to South. - You were saving their eyes? - Yes. - Yeah. - I feel like if I saw you like that though, I would take a picture regardless. So even if I know who you are, which is like crazy, 'cause they could see my hair through the thing. But yeah, like. - Here it is. - Like. - I'm sorry. - Okay, that makes me look at someone more. - No, literally, you know, have you seen Mingru? You know, like I was like, she doesn't even go here. - Yeah. - That's really what you look like. - But when I go to South, I tend to get noticed sometimes. I can't even talk. I sound so different. I'm so sick. - You sound like a pro singer now. - A pro singer? - Yeah. I think that's your voice. You can go pro with that voice. - Like Miley Cyrus? - Yeah. - Oh my gosh. She finally sang the podcast. - Oh my gosh. - Well, that wasn't my best part of it. - Oh, right. - But no. When I go to South, I sometimes get noticed. And I didn't want to get noticed that day, because I wasn't wearing lashes and I looked bad. And like, yeah. - So. - Do you ever get noticed? - Definitely. - A lot. - Really? - Yes. Like with me. And Natalie, where I Disneyland, so much kids did not stop coming. - Yeah. - Like if you famous girl, I'm celebrity. - You are just like your mom is crazy.
Bro one time no, this is literally yesterday. It's not one time. I was at an airport and these two boys came up bro It was so embarrassing bro. They asked for my number. Try guess how old we were how old they were They got to be like say it's here in 19. Oh, she got reds. Oh No, that's bad. That's the opposite how old did they think you were everybody thinks I'm 20 or like 21 and 19 I mean, I would guess you're 16 17. I was joking about it. Everybody actually thought I was being for I'm literally 14 and my birthday's made So just turned 14 when you just When these guys 14 I said no, I was like What the heck happened? Okay, so after I went to Japan. I realized something. They genuinely have the coolest snacks clothes Gadgets literally everything. There was one problem once you get back home. They don't ship internationally Yeah, no, I've noticed when I try to buy things from overseas. 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So if you guys want to get stuff from Japan without the headache hit the link on the top of the description or Scan the QR code on screen and use code Zen Zen. Okay, that's Z.E.N. Z.E.N. Okay, and plus you get 1000 free Zen points when you sign up Don't get this jacket. I go get it. Wait, what was the reaction when you said you were for it? I was like I was like how old are these kids? There's no way they're my age and I said how old are you? I was like oh, yeah, no, sorry. Yeah Told these 19-year-old guys. They thought she was 20. No, yeah, I know, but how people actually believing I'm actually 20. There's no way I look 20 I don't know Like if I was asking somebody for their number and I found out they were 14. I'm falling the cops on myself I will say though if they're if in person they can't really use this excuse But we were talking about it earlier online Sometimes it's like easier to look older online because it's like oh, no, it's so much easier because it's like just the one camera angle of you and it's like And the beauty filter and the makeup And it's so easy to look like 10-years-older. Yeah Yeah, but in person they kind of cook themselves No, like you don't look like you're 19 in person at all. Not even close Yeah, there's no way you look a little older than me though. I shouldn't know. I'm so mature Oh, okay, don't fight like I'm here to you. I'm a churn stuffed like like person on your hands again Personality wise I'm definitely more mature than you do. It does does Natalie ever bring me up. No, she actually talks bad about you Like you're doing up like you could have just bad about you though She don't like you. I know, but I'm saying like this Natalie ever like talk about me. You're like no, but she talks bad about you Like what like how's that supposed to make sense? No, she don't like you at all like she hates you They're annoying. Well last time I saw her she said I just want to have a friend So I made a take off with her and now she has a friend so she talks bad about me. We should move on Wow, oh, well, that's funny because I thought that was obvious Harper And she said Don't take that the heart No, I again like my take dog account That's back too. Don't worry. I mean, what's your opinion of a harbors tiktok account falling off and as I fall it off and don't say that She is falling off really don't let Natalie hear that He's bad. Oh, well, it's a glitch in the system right now You're falling off bad guys. No, she gets one like in an hour. It's really upsetting But I think it's like a take dog glitch or something Yeah, you're you're fine. Yeah, no, you'll be good. Okay, you're gonna make it out time will start to get out alive Yeah, Kasha map. Oh, if once too. Look at them now. Right. You guys are out of their upstairs. Yeah, we can't Do you guys ever fight a lot like I feel like a vibe because yeah, I do heard. Oh, no, no, yeah, we know what I do them upstairs I beat you what she threw me down the stairs. That's why I am like being quiet because I don't want to do anything that will like Oh, you're not quiet You're not quiet. Wait, do you argue like this with Natalie too? No, okay, they have a good relationship unlike me and everybody else I've ever talked to but do you hang out with Piper? Yeah, do you have a good relationship with Piper? Or do you like not really like Piper? Yeah, I like Natalie. She's my favorite. She's my mom What about Piper? She's really sweet. We're asking So not Piper not Piper Natalie's really sweet because Natalie always tends to come to the conversation every like second Okay, yeah Cash did you not get it? I guess not Is it do you have a good relationship with Piper? Why are you doing that Yeah, it's stressing me out I have a good relationship Natalie. Yes, okay. That's good. Okay. All right. Piper Raquel Natalie Reynolds. I have a good relationship What about your dad? She's like the Woody doll dude. He did pull you get the same answer every time Yeah, let's try this. Do you have a good relationship with harbor? Natalie, yeah, yeah, okay. What what about your dad? Natalie, yeah No, I have a good relationship with your dad. I find that hard to believe. I find it very hard to believe like he's your dad He birthed you I mean well I just like a big role. I'm wondering like do you have a good relationship usually with the people that you meet? Oh Natalie, yeah If you're getting unfunny, by the way, oh, why do you like Natalie over Harper, Natalie? Yeah, I like yeah, why? Natalie, yeah, why? Natalie, yeah, yeah, she's cool. Okay. We don't already interview who we've ever known Okay, so why do you have a good relationship with Natalie and not me is the question? Oh Natalie. Yeah, yeah Who is Natalie Reynolds? Oh, she my mom Yeah, you got a different answer. How is she been your mom? Nettin. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. How has she been your mom? Yeah How? Wait, technically, okay, I got a question. I don't think she's gonna like Natalie Reynolds. I do not like Natalie at all. Oh Oh Why is that elaborate? I think she's a terrible person then she's a very bad mom Oh, no, no, no, yeah, she's stealing cars, drowning people in lakes Yeah, yeah, I know it's terrible. She's a terrible person. How do you feel that she stole my car? Natalie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, Natalie. Yeah, like I Okay, but how do you actually feel that she stole my car? Oh Natalie, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, I saw you posted video and you were like my mom is doing horrible things. She should not still a car Oh, yeah me. Yeah, I'm called her out. Me now. Wait, hold on. Don't make me. Is she? How was Natalie? Natalie's like 20, 20, 23, how do you? 14? Oh, I don't think. Oh I don't think that that's up. No. Oh, yeah, yeah Right. Right. Uh, we should move on. No, we're talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think I think that's still her only response to anything is now is Just Natalie. Oh, Natalie. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I have a question. So you're you want to get into nails? Oh, yeah, Natalie. Oh my gosh You're gonna make me more sick. Okay, you changed out your growl fit. I should have changed. Yeah, I want to do nails. I like it. Natalie. Yeah. Oh my gosh I don't think Natalie can even do nails. My pro Sure, I think it looks good. We suck me five minutes. I'm showing these. I want to see my nails. No. Oh, okay. Yeah Wait, you actually painted them and glued on the jewels and everything. Yeah, they're acrylic. My nails are pretty long. Can you know the people? I do my toenails? Do you want to see? Oh, no, I think you know, yeah, please look at them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's terrible. No, it's terrible. Look at that. Oh, look at them. I got lucky. No trust me. Oh, if you look, you'll be running. Let me tell you that. I know it. That's not pain. That's AI. That's real real blood under my toe. That's AI. Is that like an ink to you? That's got to be a parasite at least. That was AI. No, that's confidence. Natalie. Yeah. That's so bad. Are you confident in your toe map? I've noticed you haven't been wearing flip-flops lately. You must be a little bit sick. I can't find them. I think someone hit them. Did you hide his flip-flops? Oh, no, Kinsey's insecure about Maverick's stuff. I'm not alive. If my heart was walking through those black tiles, I'd be pretty insecure. Yeah, I probably wouldn't wear flip-flops anyway. But I haven't been able to find them, which I think is suspicious. When are they going to become like them? Normal colored. If I didn't have it. Oh, no. I don't remember. Mid-podcast?
Yeah, I want Natalie. Natalie. I'm telling Natalie. OK, that's cool. That's cool. Like what are you texting her? How often do you see Natalie? Natalie? Yeah, Natalie. How often do you see her, though? Wait, you guys went to Disneyland together? Disneyland or Disney World? Oh, wait, Disney World in Florida? Did we go to Disney World? We went to Disneyland. OK. Wait, but you went to Disney World? Disney Land. In California. Oh my god. Is that where we went? Yeah. We broke. We could have saw you. Wait, no, you know what's crazy? They went-- like, I'm not kidding. Look at this. Watch, hold on. I'm so sorry. My hair just falls out like in the shop. Oh, no, you're shedding. Like in the shop? Are you stressing? I am. I am stressing. Harper, I just started using this hair product, and it works so well. What is it? It's carastosis, gastosis. How are we say that word? And it's so good. It keeps you posted. Anyways, you know what's crazy? They went like these day after. You all went. Yeah, her part. I saw you guys posting. And it was like the day or two after they went. Not only in-- I thought you guys were in Florida. So I was just assumed we weren't there at the same time. So I'm so glad that I'm so glad that we left right before they came, because you know my beef with not only in-- I would have been crazy if we saw them there. That way. Were you actually there? Yeah, we were there the day before you went. No. Has anyone ever come up to you and been rude to you? They had a fan. Like in public? No, but I moved to my family. I loved my family. You definitely aren't. I'm getting it. Because I'm a fan. Guys, every time I see a fan of mine for you page, I just follow them. Really? That's sweet. That's really nice. Yeah, probably going to hit 10,000 followers soon. Then like 10,000 people, you're following? Yeah. Have you had any really crazy fan interactions? Except for the dudes asking for your numbers. And they're like, way older than me? These little girls at the carnival with my friend. And they just ran up on me literally hugged me and climbed on me like a monkey. Like a tree? No. It's kind of cute, though. No, I'm being so far on like on everything. Wait. Is it really you? No, no one's that we don't believe you. No guys, I'm being for real. I swear on everything. No, you're not the podcast. Have you ever had like any bad interactions where you left and you were like, oh, yeah. A tiger came up to you this one time. It was really bad. Did you say tiger? A tiger. Like an animal? Yeah. A tiger came up to you. I have a pet tiger. You have a pet tiger? What kind? A tiger. Siberian? I don't think you got a grease. No. I had a sensitive baby. Oh, she means like a little cat to cat. No, a tiger. Yeah, it's a little cat. No, a tiger. A tiny little kid. I'll show you the tiger. If I was an animal, would I be a tiger? Yeah, she would. You got red hair. I know, but like besides the red hair too. I'll also be a lobster. [LAUGHTER] Um. This is my pet tiger. Can I see? Barbara is a lobster. Like just big-- It's literally on Google. Big arms. No, it's big like claws. Also, if any of y'all see my self-hand, I know. I don't think anybody was going to notice it. Girl, you're going to put a big birthmark on my-- No, it looks like someone punched you. It looks like-- I'm not going to lie. It looks like you tan, and then you drooled all over your arm or something. This is Harper. It's called a fiddler crab. You would know. Yeah. Who knows the different types of crabs? What type of a name of a crab is that? It's a crab with one giant hand. Yeah, why does she have one giant hand? I don't know. They just all only have one giant hand. Oh my gosh! It's like you only wore that one arm. Why does Harper know that? Like, where do you find this information out of? One giant hand is crazy. Not another one. You're so rude. You're so rude. No. It's like Harper. I'll take sure. The way the hand is going to handle it is from the body. Hey. That would be a freaking like-- Oh, what? She's going to be like, oh, what? That way like a-- if I'm going to be honest-- Matt is a seahorse. Look at you thinking. Oh my gosh, yes. You get pregnant. [LAUGHTER] Oh my gosh. What a blessing. That's you. Seahorse. You are perfectly. Oh my gosh, what? That's perfect. I'm not kidding. You're a seahorse. Matt Brick is the type to get pregnant. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. What is that? Is that called a hermaphidite? What is that? I am not a hermaphidite. Hey, Ivy, is that what that is? Is that what that is? Like, only you would know, Matt. What is a hermaphidite? He's using that word to prove his knowledge. No, it's an animal that can basically reproduce by itself. Isn't it? No, seahorses can't reproduce by itself. Oh, there's only one thing in the world. Seahorses, the guy seahorse gets pregnant. That's what she's saying, though. Yeah, but I think he also doesn't like that. And that's the only thing in the world that the dude gets pregnant. Oh, Ivy just hit me. Ivy, if you were an animal, what would you be? What the heck? Is a seahorse a hermaphidite? Yeah, that's cool. That's like a hermaphidite. No, seahorses are not a hermaphidite. I can't be even so hard at VVT, you guys. You can really do it to me, so. Worms are hermaphidites. Wait, Ivy, if you had a ring-- You could be a worm. No one was wondering that. If you were to rank your favorite podcast host and order, is Harper at the bottom? Oh, is she at the bottom? For what? Like, your favorite podcast host? Like, is she at the bottom? Like, out of S5, you had to rank us. Oh, my favorite-- oh, I'm being shown on as hyper as my favorite. Piper? Well, obviously, because I'm always like-- My second-- bro, it's so hard. Even though, like, to beef with your mom? I still-- I only want one podcast. I can, like, adapt to people's personalities really easily. Harper is a shapeshifter. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Was that-- No, no, no. She matches everyone's personality, no matter what they're like. Right. You're great at pretending that you're interested in that. Why? I do think-- I do think, like, with different people, like, and adapt to their personalities super easily. Like, that's why it's so easy with fans, because some, like, people like Cash or Maverick, and you're like, hi, nice to meet you. And I'm like, I adapted them. Wait, Kate. Yeah, that's why it doesn't work out well for me sometimes. Sometimes, I meet people that are, like, chill, like, book people that are, like, do not like jokes. And then I say things to 'em, and they get offended. And-- Yeah, for sure. They were even saying-- You know, wait, remember you said that you had your favorite collaboration that you did? A collaboration? Who was it again? I forgot his name. Tanner. Tanner. Yeah, I didn't know who he was until I looked him up. And I was like, he's so sweet. He's so sweet. He's the sweetest man ever. Oh, God. I didn't know who he was until I looked him up. OK, this is so on top of it. He just posted a video this week. So he lives out in the country. He's like, hi, guys, we're going to go shut corn with my dad. Or something like that. And so he's like, we're going to show them how we go get corn. And so they go out in the corn field and they're picking their corn. But his dad, I'm not joking. Mr. Tanner's dad had the biggest biceps I've ever seen. What the-- No, I'm not joking. Everyone in the comments. My step, like, one single. His dad was just standing there. And everyone was like, what's this man's work? What's your second favorite caliber? In a way, I'm about to look up. In a way, I'm about to look up a man's bicep right now. All right. It was everybody. I like didn't notice it. But then I opened the call and said everyone was saying it. I was like, oh, my gosh. Wait, what is it? How in the world would you say bicep? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Please, please tell us how you think you spelled bicep. Bicep? Oh, I found it. No, don't type it in. B-I-C-I-P. No. Guys, I'm not going to lie. Am I just being the biggest bicep? I guess it's not the biggest bicep I've ever seen. No, it was this video. It's not his bicep. It's his tricep. Whatever that is. No, that is the bicep. This is the video I saw. Oh, my gosh. He's just literally standing there. Oh, my gosh. He's doing nothing. He's just standing there. No, casually. He's just standing there like that. And then everyone is just like, like, look. Like, people just man even have a pump. That is great. I guess they were doing cucumbers on this video. If he's not on steroids, I want his workout routine. And if he is on steroids, I want your steroids. So let me know. So what's on this entire pull the tractor by hand? Yeah. Because it's only that one arm. It's not even the other arm. No, the other arm is kind of big too. Really? No, anyways. How do people like that fit in clothes? Really? I could barely fit in this shirt for some reason. Because like-- Your biceps is too big. My arms are like the biggest part of my body. I don't think so. I used to have that really feeling too. Oh, because how did you change it? Oh, I didn't. I just grew to like my arms. Oh. I used to not wear dresses without sleeves. Because I was so embarrassed in my arms. I'm so embarrassed because I'm a very broad shouldered person. Yeah, I felt that way. Like, I know all the girls like to go to the side and like, take the photos like this. And like, my arms are big. So I can't do that. And like, my shoulders are bony like those other girls. Yeah. I don't know. Was there a moment in time that made you think that about yourself? On prom, I was like dang. Why are all these girls arms so skinny and mine's big? Because mine is like in like a picture, you saw? Yeah. Yeah. Were you on the end? Yeah, I was. And that's why I'm all upset. No, it's the distortion of the camera. But my freshman year, I'm sitting in my English class, and I'm just sitting there doing my work. You know, this guy's behind me. He leans forward on the desk. And he touches my arm. And he's like, oh my gosh, your arms are huge. What the heck? And I came from that moment on. Did you ever get told that you had hairy arms? Yes. Yes. Oh my gosh. In sixth grade. That's why I shaved my arms right now. They're not shaved. But in sixth grade, I was talking-- Look, Cass, you have really hairy arms. Now, I'm looking at it. Yeah, they literally put the tape off of his dang arm. Look at that. But they're blonde, so you can't realize that. Look like carpet. Yeah. Anyways. In sixth grade, I was talking to my crush. And I remember, I took off my sweatshirt, and I had like a shirt underneath it. Because he was going to ride on my arm in this like green pencil. And I was like, OK, yeah, you can ride on my arm. I take off my sweatshirt. My arm is hairy. And he's like, I don't want to ride it on it. Oh. And then another guy-- Like, I just can't. My big arms, my hairy arms. Like, I'm sorry. OK, I'm a little manly. Guys, I need just a bathroom with this. Is that fine? Of course. OK, I'll be back. Harper, when I was in junior high, wait, where is she going? The bathroom. That's not the direction of the bathroom. Okay. I know. That seemed very suspicious. Well, I was in middle school. This kid I was sitting next to him. next year. I was really good for.
with him. He wrote on a piece of paper Harry Arms and then slid it over to me and I was like oh man I'm looking at my arms and then I like look at him like you have like zero hair on your like shape arms now thanks to that kid but I like I got you like 10 years later. I'm so not getting everything. Wait what happened he wasn't saying it about me I look at him I give him a dirty look and I just like cover my arms up and he was like no not you hurt any points across the table with this other girl and I was like oh god it's not me. Oh I'm convinced that she have Harry Arms. Yes but like he didn't need to point it out like that like we all had Harry Arms in 7th grade. Do you though have Harry Arms in 7th grade? I don't believe Harry Arms now. Might happen in 6th grade. No I'm sorry maps arms I mean are the like least areas arms you've ever seen. In junior high Harper um our cheer uniforms were like the tank top ones and I started shaving my arms in 7th grade my armpits in 7th grade and I did not do it right at all and I just had like cuts all in my arms and I would get so embarrassed at football games so I'd wear my jacket but it was also like 100 degrees outside and so my cheer coach would come up to me and she'd be like you need to take your jacket off so you can match everyone else and I would like start crying like please no please no she's like take your jacket off now or you're getting a mark if you got three marks you got kicked off the team so I take my jacket off but then like when we would do like high v's or anything I'd go like this me too oh my gosh not be so mad be like yelling like put your arms up Kinsey I'm like I will not be doing that I just will not be doing it seriously when me and cheer and stuff is it's so weird because I for some reason like have more weight in my arms I don't know why like is that with you too oh I feel that way but I don't think other people see that and I don't see that on you so yeah good anyways but like I don't know from the side there a little bit but um and cheer I always now you looking like Tanner's dad and um and cheer I have to do high v's and I always self-tan in the self-tan always rub off on my armpits because they're always closed and stuff and so when I hide the I always hide be like this because I'm a flyer and so when I go in the air it's so embarrassing so I just like look like a walrus in the air do you put lotion underneath your arms whenever before you self-tan yes okay I was about to say I started doing that and it helped me to yeah um but yeah thanks y'all I've used the star of this podcast right now and she's gone so her dad's a star now hey oh nothing are you supposed to be in the bathroom she's like she's just sitting at the edge of the stairs did you sleep she got bored of us this is what happens I respect it wait she told me it take up I think she is I don't know is this normally happen yeah does she have ADHD she has everything she's just like I'm just confused okay well at least we're on it's right oh my god yo man what did you think when the 19 year old guys walked up to her oh I pulled her away oh yeah I was actually coming and I actually thought they were taking you this was I pulled you away you want a microphone down there now you're gonna defend yourself on the podcast that's what you pulled her away yeah hold her away well our fight was leaving and then did you kick him in the face yeah got to kick him in the face got to kick him in the face yeah um one time I was out of airport and these like uh uh these guys came up to me it was a whole baseball team and I wasn't wearing anything no you were at the airport yeah I was at the airport okay and you know how I look at the airport yeah I look insane at the airport at all times the first but you're our for airport Harper is my favorite Harper like she's like missing one shoe the other shoes halfway tied so bad it's your halfway and so it's like these the cutest baseball boys have ever seen in my entire life you don't want a baseball no they all come up to me and I was like uh hi and I was like don't look at me I look so chopped and they're like nah can we get a photo and so they got the photo they posted it on take talk and I don't think I ever looked that bad in my life and then I see the photo I don't know where it is you look up later and then uh and then another one take talk uh y'all take talk and then another one was a Philadelphia airport and I this this will that popped up a year ago that happened a year ago yesterday this girl literally I was asleep in the chair and a random airport chair this girl walks over to me her mom shakes me awake and I'm like uh hello hello and she's like can I get a photo so my yeah of course because I'm not gonna be like from your sleep from my slumber I was like bro what so she broke you up yeah she woke me up y'all what are you doing get on the podcast dancing on the stairs now I'm getting but the mom woke you up and yeah the mom shook me away and she's like can we get a photo suit I said yes I smiled and I looked like I was still I looked like I was um your mic doesn't the other side uh well oh no you're fine oh man the problem child's back sorry she's just making a record keep going hyper um sorry she's all right there we go yeah too much there yeah yeah all right so get the one um sorry oh you can see right here and I push you off I didn't see it oh you can get it in the middle oh no it's okay go ahead go right she's 20 wait what did you say it and married wait what did you say uh she said you have a crush on him no no actually the uh watch the video yeah what was for the plot what happened on the podcast was cash and Kate were like Harper say that you have a crush on Maverick for the clips so I did that's not what we said I was sending him a massage chair and I looked at you and I said there's a clip of it online I said do you have a crush on mav and you go what no but I originally know I've never had like a crush on a guy 10 years older than you were like 12 I was yeah as well but you want to know actually what are my favorite clips on the podcast what is I was like oh my gosh cash a map how are you guys are 20 and 22 years old and you've never hugged and Harper goes wait wait we keep talking and she starts going 22 and 20 and then like we're still talking and she's like figuring it out she's like you lied you said he was 37 well as the way first started and she goes wait and she's like one two three and we're like all having a conversation she's like you said he was eight you know she was fully believed he was 37 he was 12 up that clip how are y'all 22 and 20 years old and y'all have never hugged each other no way wait wait wait wait 22 and 23 you lied you said he was 36 and you believe it yes when I first met them I didn't I only met cash and Kate first and then Maverick came in looking pretty you know he was looking fruity I'm gonna say that and my style because you're wearing a tank top like that was down to your knees and I was like hello nice to meet you and he was like hi Maverick and he was like do you do cheer because I do cheer and then he goes and then we go outside and he lives and he lives and he like does a cheer so I mean like drops me to the ground because he doesn't right you died yeah and so and then everybody thought that I had a crush on mav so yeah be just be honest did you ever at one point have like a little little crush I'm actually trying to think I like truly I truly have not because I've always like found him a little sus sus yeah wait you didn't help your case whatsoever every boy you've ever dated has been sus yeah I know don't come at her ex-boyfriends yeah no I know but not any of my boyfriends have ever been uh 20 something what no one's saying well you're like all your little ex-boyfriends I've never had a crush on a guy older than me well I have and not like 30 not like that's like 30 years old uh why are you redoing your makeup you look 30 you look great though I think you oh yeah what are you doing like you're like stab yourself in the eye does this like get ready with me no this podcast is just so confusing I'm so confused I feel like she says disrespecting our farm and we're not even filming is she or forming us like after after Harper who's your favorite podcast oh oh yeah Niley is she's not a podcast host like I'm just so confused do you ready do you want to go get starbucks now well uh after the podcast because like we uh you came here to film the podcast and filmed and I came here to get ready get ready on the blue couch where you going after this probably walk a walk or send the stairs again it's kind of hot out wait I got a question is it you probably wouldn't answer in front of your dad anyways I was gonna ask if there's any boys you have a crush on no yeah I didn't think so you don't have a crush on some guys no did you um like did you uh bleach your hair oh no Niley like if the now he's going to be the subject of this whole podcast then I might as well just walk off because it's hurting my feelings I'll be showing you yeah what time is it was that your phone hopper no this is fine I start your own phone like like what the heck it's a different time zone like why is there a rainbow unicorn on your like page or whatever we're going to start like some rules there's something before we start you and you're Oh, so the rules of the podcast are you sit down?
You don't have any like crushes at all you still go to public school private school. What do you do like I don't I haven't learned one thing about you this whole podcast You know what you're right. We met you Twice now and I don't Don't even know anything about you at all. I just found out how old you are today. Yeah Not 19 14. Yeah, I need myself like five seconds. Can you please tell us like something at least? Oh, yeah, when your braces come off tomorrow No beef stuff real tomorrow But you're filming with us tomorrow. Yeah, so I don't I don't think they're coming off. Oh I mean I'll take them off Well, you get pepper sprayed for a video. Sure. There's no way wait that would you let me get pepper spray for a video? Yeah, good No, I will buy y'all pepper spray you will pepper spray each other actually wait Kate has pepper spray Yeah, not in the house. That'll be like in the air forever Can't he said somebody sprayed it in her school once the entire hallway had to evacuate? Yeah, we did all of it We were all crime like in the middle of ASL and like oh like balling my eyes out. She said it was like ASL like you like it. You're like chat. If I Spell Is that why the police Using chat TV TV every time I see what like Every time I see the police academy doing the pepper spray test on their like It's always outside. Yeah, heck no. How often do you see this? It looks terrible. I would never want to get sprayed by pepper spray No, but there's a clip where these two girls start fighting and she's like are you still talking about pepper spray? Academy love island. Wow, what are you talking about? Hey, it's about you a little girl. That's what she said Did you make a Michael Scotch? And yes, you did I think I actually heard her say cash gonna wear this today Yeah, and he said no, so this is what I ended up with because the first outfits didn't work Yeah, I think you should get a belly piercing like me No, I'll get tomorrow. I want it tomorrow. We'll give it to you live on the pod Sign off on that yes, yeah, but she didn't want to because she thinks they look trash wait Did you mom have to sign off on a normal ear piercing? Yeah, if you're under 18 then you have to sign Have you had a nose piercing? You know not nose piercings, but I have lots of earrings. I feel really pretty Oh, you have a lot of earrings. I know I've been wanting to go get more but dad didn't I want that for my birthday I want like a whole tons of like piercings But the thing is if you look closely my heat my ears is split in half wait I see it. Oh, whoa Wait, is it cuz you your your your ear? What do you mean split? No, so what I actually did is my ears closed So then I thought it would be a good idea to get another ear and shove it in my ear even though the piercing closed and I did it wrong And I put it more down so then I split it all the way in half this bleeding everywhere. Oh my gosh I never told anybody and my mom saw her and she was like Oh, how long ago was that wait? I said you did it twice. Yeah Is it all you say you have four? Yeah Wait, so how long ago was that and also I was also yeah, I was also trying to pierce my own nose with a Oh my gosh the infection you get it got wait. Do you have it the whole still? No, I'm gonna mess up your whole face. Yeah, how'd you do that? I was really bored and I wanted a nose pierce What was your plan to make a nose piercing? That's all I got all my piercings I was bored during COVID so I just literally started shoving needles on my ears Do not do that do not do it. I was bored in October and I did all my ear piercings Yeah, I remember that. Oh, I think one's infected. Yeah, but you like bought like a little gun or whatever No, I bought one in my dad's I didn't tell him I got it. This card and I had a piercing in it Yeah, cuz that's where you get them. Oh, oh bad ones. Those are so bad. I was again to my dad What is it? He said what is this I said? Oh, it's nothing. Are you kidding? No way, so yeah, that's terrifying. I would not use a piercer from she of all places I used the ones on Amazon one time. I did like a little gun on Amazon and it wasn't good for you either If you're gonna get a piercing you just need to go like a studio. What are you guys doing? There's tell me coming through my ear I think it's an infection is going to be touching stuff in your ear, ma'am Take a photo take a photo. Oh, you don't want to photo do a video. Is it infected, ma'am? I don't know it honestly it looks like a pimple almost on your ear. Yeah, that's probably it's coming out of her earring hole That doesn't seem right. It was a horrible video You like missed all of it I felt it last night when I was trying to go to bed and I couldn't go to bed in your earring hole. Yeah, it's in my earring Wait, you should let me throw stuff at the wall. It is all my third earring hole, right? Yeah, I'll throw her. Wait guys, you guys know I can carry people like I carried a lot of people I actually can if I really want I will start off small carry Harper. No, I should gonna carry me earlier Ready? No, like why? Oh upside down. Oh, hey Okay, okay All right, cash here you go. I'm not going upside down. I'm not going right now All right, how heavy he is let's do it Wait, how much do you think cash ways I don't know She's gonna fall back. Oh my gosh Amy, you're like not even trying to stand on the floor Give me maltrose like now Well step forward I will catch you if you fall No, I'm not just catching you. Yeah, I'm a bit warm at your ear. You can't fall on me. Oh, okay. Oh Yeah, thank you. Okay, I have a pimple on my ear go with too high. Yeah, that's okay. At least you try Yeah, shut up. Oh, no, not you, but I be sorry. Oh, yeah What is it? Yeah, shut up. I Pushing me around and see what happens She just farted. Yeah, what was that? I like anything about that. That was a burp. Do you fart? No I know I know I fart sometimes. I mean I don't care. Oh, you don't know you used to oh You like me for who I shut up. You like me for who I am shut up I get it's too much That's what those lashes off your face. Oh about to rip your last no, don't actually imagine you get a fire within your own She's just like she goes to the lashes Imagine you're not even wearing falsies you also make it take talk of that who can rip each other's eyelashes off first And you got to stand right here. No, it just sounds like you're not just going with it. That's what you're losing in high Especially I have these nails Okay, you guys try to take it out here like okay, so um Do that and I'll lose it Your breath made her smile. Yeah You keep moving the mic you keep moving it away. Oh, oh, that is abuse to the microphone It won't pick you up a bit sitting up for out You want to be she cares you want downstairs to talk earlier? I mean what do you do for fun? Oh, I do a lot of things. So my favorite thing Okay, so what I like to do a lot is like Can you stop it? Yeah, good. No, yeah, yeah Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm for No, sorry my delivery is I think you promise. Yeah, okay Anyway, you promise don't mean nothing to me though. Oh, this one Whoa, whoa, thank you. What the Uber eats My Uber Eats Okay, what is it called? What's your favorite thing you ever done like your favorite thing? Why? Why are you terrified? Where's she's not look? She's like she's like Kate. What's your favorite? thing you've ever done Were you looking past her or something? I literally look at you
She reminds me of the girl from that scary movie y'all made me watch obsession. Yeah with the plant I feel like I would see her in someone's room. Do you have you seen obsession? Yeah You do remind me of that girl. Also, what's the one with the button in the eyes? Why stop looking scared You're gonna scare kids. It's broad daylight. I can't. I can't. No, it's actually scary Coraline I hate coral. I watched obsession. She like couldn't take a shower. She was so scared. I couldn't I'm gonna stand outside the shower Matt make her stop. Oh, she's staring at you. You don't like this. Stop idea Can she's gonna get scared and cry? She actually doesn't do well in these situations. She might cry Okay, I got you. Yeah, Kenzie close your eyes for 10 seconds. Close your eyes. I'm going to the dark. I'm not doing it. No, actually tell her close your eyes They're quick. Okay. Yeah, Kenzie close your eyes real quick. Yeah, I'm gonna just cry. Oh, she's crying. She's not really crying I can't just close my eyes. She won't look at me. Stop working by close my eyes. Look at me and do it. Why are you guys scared of us? You're gonna be in our dreams tonight Does my smile have the same effect? Yeah. Don't do that. So I like that stop case. Oh, oh, oh, she's about to see Oh, wait, I know. Yeah. It's not creepy. It is scary. Look at cash like that. Look at her Let me see Let me see I don't find that scary. I just find it weird Kenzie doesn't do good but scary. I don't. Oh my gosh. Wow. Who did that. She's not related with it. Ew Spit it out. Spit it out. Spit it out. Spit it out. Yeah, I just saw it in your mouth. It was definitely green. Is that a loogie? No way she got loogie. She hasn't met me. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'm not kidding. Oh, it's been so fast. You're on a fast little spit. Oh, it's been so much. So fast Tim literally made her stop making her stop. No, there's so much happening right now. Hold on. All right. Just let's break down. What's happening? Maverick and Harper in a loogie fight and Ivy not yet. I don't know. What are you doing Ivy? This a girl over there. The standing at me waving at me. And Ivy's Potato like there's a potato girl over there a lot. Just know that. So that's where we're at right now. What? If Maverick no, why are you doing that? It's all defense. If y'all spit them at the same time they should. If y'all spit the loogie at the same time they should meet in the air. We have a spit in our mouth. We're going to spit out each other. But I'm we're not going to do that. I'm too bad. I'm going to spit out my mouth. No, again. Okay, well. You're always going to the downstairs one for some reason. I don't even think she goes to the bathroom when she. No, I think she just goes to film to touch or something. I'm very classy and as a classy person I'm going to choose not to spit on Maverick. Same. Next time when you decide to be classy can you spit out the stuff that was in your mouth? I know. I wish I did. Maybe next time. But this morning I woke up and I coughed and I spit out buggers. I was terrible. Wait, what are you doing? I'm dead. Why did y'all do that? It's a Halloween special. This is a good one. Why did y'all forget to it? This is good. That was great. That was great. That was good. Why did y'all forget that bad and fall on the couch? To get off the floor embarrassing yourself. Pull yourself together. I'm so, wait, how do y'all both fall on the couch and scaredness? Oh, their microphones are even upside down. Look at them. I don't know how to fix this. Kinsey's crying. She's not good. She's not good. Oh my god, my parents are actually crying. Why am I crying? Oh my god, are you okay? And she's gone again to the bathroom. It's okay. It's okay. All right. Okay, come on. You got to fix the microphone here. What? Oh, she's crying. Look at it. She's terrified of it. No, okay. I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't have been scared. But your screams will scare me the most. Stop. I'm sorry. Okay. Dude, you're like sobbing, dude. Where is she going? I don't know. I can't help it. I feel like she's just going to spawn somewhere else, man. I don't think you're letting her stand. We're like, come over here. No, Kinsey. No, you must stand over there. You gotta get it. Don't do that. You know what, Kinsey? And she's gone. Now, Kinsey's gone. She never cries. I've never seen her cry. It's like that ugly. Yes. I think so. No, she's terrified of you. She really doesn't do scary things. I think we might have in the episode. Yeah, I think so. I think over is right. Yeah, okay. Well, hopefully Kinsey's alive. We'll see you all later. All right. Bye.
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