Ivy Said a Bad Word!

- Anybody here seen back rooms? - No. - It was terrible. - Was it really bad? - It was terrible. - Whoa! - Wow. - Wait, did you actually think it was bad? - No, (beep) - Okay. - Did you just learn what a bad word is? - Hey, (beep) - Stop, baby. - I said one cuss word in my whole life. - The closest thing she said to a cuss word is (beep) (laughing) - We got a lot of bad words going around here. - Why did he go for that? What are you guys doing? - He just got mad at me when I said (beep) - Okay. - Wow, this is just like a scene episode. This is the worst episode of all time. - What's up everybody? Welcome back to an episode. We're here at the Wasabi Family once again. - Wasabi? - Wasabi? - Wait, do people actually call you all that? - Wasabi. - Wasabi. - Wasabi. - Wasabi. - Do you feel like that's disrespectful? Some people say, "Wasabi, wasabi?" Or do y'all say that? - Wait, you know what they're, you know what they're the last name actually is, man? - Wasabi. - Okay. - I don't think so. - Then why do you think, wait. - Wahaw! - Is Wahaw! - It was a Starbucks order. - Wahaw! - Is Wahaw actually something to do with Wasabi? - What's your order? - Oh my gosh. - It's a joke, man. - What was that? - Uh. - Hey, to do this to you. (laughing) - Wait, what is your order? - Well, okay, so we both got one, but I swear mine is mine. - Ah, Harper just touched right over you. - Lazy. - No, no, no. We both got one, but mine is Lisa sitting over there. - Why would Starbucks lace your drink? - Because that's just how my mind works. - Maybe it's the Jordan extra. - All right, everybody say our Starbucks orders. - I got the same thing as her. - What's your Starbucks order? - Hins on the day. - Kinsy, you don't want to hear Kinsy's order. - Oh, of course. - I remember all. - My most simple order that Maverick would order for me. - No, I want to hear your most complicated best order. - No, you don't. - Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I'm serious. - You can do something, you know. - If you would like a screenshot of it, you can go to my TikTok and screenshot it. But I will, I will just. - Just know the barista's hate to see Kinsy's order. - Probably. - Let's hear it. - It's an ISIS presso, triple espresso, and makes that a blonde espresso. Two pumps brown sugar syrup, three-fourths splash of oat milk, brown sugar cream cold foam, one pump of sugar-free vanilla syrup, and a venti cup, and then one pump of white chocolate mocha sauce. - Dang. - Oh my gosh, you took specially an order or an order into a whole new level. What do they call that? - Kinsy's drink. (laughs) - Kate, what's yours? - I get a vanilla sweet cream cold brew. - But, that's it? - Yeah. - That's exactly what you tell 'em. You don't add anything, take away anything? - I'll take, I'll usually replace the regular syrup for sugar-free syrup. - What about you? - Hey, Skinny. - Mine's a streaming coffee data. - Whoa, gosh, it's gonna be black coffee. - It's just black coffee. (laughs) - He walks in the day with a cup, and I thought it was like die coagre something, but it was just black coffee. - Venti black coffee. - Bro, I've been getting the hot chocolate from there. - I've been in a day one time. - No way. - Dang. - Dang. - Yeah. (laughs) - No, no, that's not an ideal of her. My heart's hurting like this. - You know what's the best thing from Starbucks? - What? - Because they're grilled cheese. - Yeah. - That's your Starbucks order. - I love that. - I was like grilled cheese and hot chocolate. - Yeah. - In the winter time, that's all I got was a grilled cheese and an iced caramel macchiato. - No, that's so good. - You got ice during the winter? - But if you think about it, the grilled cheese is so bad for you. - What? - Like the Starbucks one is pretty bad for you. - No, the holiday menu, I don't-- - It's actually calories and only grease. That's all you eat. - Yeah, no, it definitely can't be good. - Grease, it's not like cheese and bread. - Okay, but do you ever eat in your chin? - I start getting wet and you wonder what it's from and it's just from the grease of the grilled cheese. - Dude, what grilled cheese are you eating? - Get a wet chin from your grilled cheese. - It is not a wet grilled cheese. - My chin is like soaking wet after I eat it. - Wait, what's your Starbucks order? - Yeah, what's your order? - Before I started going to-- - If you throw up, I'm gonna lose it. - I'm not kidding. - Before I started going to 151-- - I'll freak out. - Like why does he think I'm gonna throw up as my question? - 'Cause multiple times that you've been-- - You do, do you think-- - Hey, what's the order? - Um, my order from Starbucks is, like before I started going to 151, was a Venti ice cream macchiato with vanilla sweet cream cold foam upside down. And then either a chocolate croissant or a grilled cheese. - Ooh, do you like their chocolate croissant? - They're so good. - They have two sick chocolate in the middle. And sometimes when they're heated up and cold, it's so nice. - What the heck does upside down mean? - An upside down ice cream macchiato is like, sometimes the milk is on the bottom and the coffee is on the top. - I'd rather the milk be on the top. - Oh. - Yeah, so it makes this better. - What's your order? - I told you. I've been trying to see what's sweet cream cold foam. - Okay, get someone to tell me why all, like I don't really drink coffee. But every time I hear somebody say their coffee order, it sounds like another language. - I know. - It does not-- - And I feel like no two people have the same order. - I have no idea what most of the things is you guys said. - Well, I have no clue what you're talking about. When you talk about like animals and soccer. - You know, like off-sides? You don't know what off-sides means? - No. - No, that's the coffee. I can get it. It's like a strong one. - What about free kick? - Yeah. - Like they couldn't explain like what a blonde espresso roast is. - No, I'm not just insane. I get the pinkie-de-drink-dee from there. 'Cause you, that's understandable for you. You can understand that. It's pink. - Yeah. - Drink. - It sounds like it. - It sounds good. - Not the pink drink, though. I think sucks. - Wait, the pink drink sucks, but the pinkie-de-drink-dee? - Yeah. - He makes none of that. Okay. - What? - The pink drink and pink drink. - The pink drink, you get me's good. - Yeah, the strawberry refresher. - You started talking and Ivy fell asleep, so. - No, Ivy's just been asleep. - Oh my gosh, if you actually let go of that. - No, I would never. - Doesn't even have it on her. - Can you guys like 1v1 and paintball or something? Dude, I'd pay to see that. - I would love to watch that. - What do you guys? - Yeah, go ahead. - For tomorrow's episode, can you guys, can we take y'all somewhere and y'all 1v1 and paintball? - Yes. - I would much prefer that. - I think they're straight up ignoring you right now if I'm not mistaken. - Harbor, you would like paintball. - I know, I've done it before. - I've never done it. - Wait, wait, I have a question. - It felt like a waspite when they hit me. - Oh, don't do it fast. - Oh my gosh. Do you three girls think you could be me or cash? Just one of us in a game of paintball? - Okay, I don't like the fact that in a game paintball. - I don't really care. I would just leave if I got bored. - It's the fact that you're a man, so you're stronger than us. Women like. - Stronger? - Women can be stronger than men, especially you. - No, but yeah, we didn't say women. We said you. - I believe I could be cash in a paintball. - You could not be me and paintball. - I don't think the three of you beat cash in paintball. - I do think so. - I practically have three guns. - No, you don't mean to paintball. You're scared of everything. As soon as you hear the bullets hitting your barrier in front of you, you're gonna be like, "Ah!" - This is Kenzie right here. - First of all, this is a barrier, she's blind firing. - Just 'cause I don't like scary movies. It's not me, I'm scared of everything. - All right, what if I just do this before I shoot you? (laughing) - No, you're so big. You're so big, you're gonna stick out past the barrier, so I will shoot you. (laughing) And I'm so skinny and tiny and like a little feather that I'll just be behind a little bit. - Yeah. - I think so. - I'm sorry. - I do think that if like two of you guys actually focused on shooting cash and the other one just flanged. - I'm telling you, I would be him. Like what the heck? - What is she? - Yeah. - Wait, why is she overpowering you? Why is she like overpowering you? - Why is she actually like-- - You're even more strong. (laughing) - Okay. - Sorry. - All right. - Wait, tomorrow, can we please put all four of you guys in a political battle against cash? - I want to take IP to the gym and I just want to see like-- - You think you actually went-- - You want to know a cash told me us to actually never run. - No, I want to hear it. - No, no. - Please, please share, please, please, please, please. - I want to bear with something like that. - Wait, like what? No, wait, go ahead. What did I tell you? - It's not a movie. - Something is spilling. - You yesterday at the movies? - Yeah. - What did I say? - Cash was like, I was having really bad cramps and I was like, oh, my stomach hurts. And he just ate the entire box of popcorn. And he was like, me too. And I was like, he was like, my stomach hurts. - Hey, it's relatable. (laughing) - He was like, okay. - I don't know. - I was like-- - Oh, that? - Yeah. - Yeah, there is that too. Was that like a Pokemon? What is it? - What is it? - It looks like a Bulbasaur maybe? - I'm gonna catch 'em all. - Like a rock G.O.D. - It's like a robot who keeps me. - Who keeps me? - You're gonna add your dog, you know who keeps me. - Your dog is actually really cute. - Hey, thanks. I got him from Target. - And she bought new ones 'cause she couldn't find the ones. But then I know I lost my slippers and they were just underneath the bean bag. - Talked about new ones. - Like, why are you always on me? - Bro. - Why are you in my way? - My, my, my, my mic. - What time is it? - Five, 14. - What do you think? - You got plans or something, Ivy? - Like, yeah. - You keep asking when time it is. - Whoa. - Ivy, what do you think of Texans? What do you think? - There's like, dog or like, 'cause of you guys. - Oh, that'll do it, yeah, that's me. - No, it was terrible. - Was it really bad? - It was terrible. - It was terrible, right? - Whoa. - Wow. - I think that language, girl. - Well, I guess I won't watch it then. (laughing) - All right, well, wait. Did you actually think it was bad? - No. - Oh. - Okay. (laughing) - Okay. - Did you like it, Kate? - No, I thought it was, I'm just kidding. - Okay. - Stop! - Oh, maybe. - That's bad. - That's bad. - No, that's bad, it's a good word. - No, we don't, we don't. - Stop. - We don't cut some of this. - I guess they shoot or maybe like, crap or. - Beep. - Not that. No, don't say that. Okay. - No, actually, we're gonna have to cut that out. - Good news is I found an AI profanity I feel terrible. (laughs) - She's like, "Darn it!" (laughing) - I never cussed in my life, so. - I never got that, I don't know about that. - I haven't. - Right, so, yeah. - Who do you all think has cussed least in their life? - I never cussed in my life, like. - Yeah. - Need something more, definitely Kenzie. - I haven't never said anything bad. - Oh, definitely. - I actually know, okay, I can see her in high school being like, "Oh, yeah, I'm not. " - No, definitely, Kenzie. - Guys, do you guys wanna see a backflip, I just landed? - Wait, Kenzie, is this true, you think? - Probably, yeah. - You never had a cursing face? - I said, one cuss word in my whole life. - Well, that is not true. - I promise. - I'm not. - I remember the exact time I said it to you. - You were telling me to hold on. You were telling me you were never like, when you just learned what cuss words were. You weren't in your room alone, just like just saying them. - Did you do that? - That's it, that's it. - That's so weird. - The second I learned it, I was not allowed to say it. The second I learned it, I was in my room, I just like. (laughing) - Test it out. - That's a weird kid, baby. - Well, like, seeing how it blows off your tongue. - Yeah, but I kind of-- - I used to probably be the shower. - Yeah, I would do it everywhere in the shower, when I'm alone, just be like, "And what do you think of this, you?" - When my mom would go out of the room, after we even wanted to fly out of the flip off the door. - Oh, that's my favorite. To the wall. - That's better stuff. - Anyways, yeah. - Can you tell us to your first curse word? - It was the F word. - Oh my god. - You said one curse word in your entire life, and it's the F word. - I didn't even really, I wasn't like using it. I was repeating what someone else said, and I actually said it. - Wait, hold on, time out. So you were telling me outside of that one instance, you never accidentally said a curse word. - Never in your own sentence. - I've never heard her say one. - I don't think anybody has. - The closest thing she said to a curse word is baby. (laughing) - I didn't think that was bad. My whole family says that, my coach says that. - Yeah, see? - What? - You mean, you get off the floor. - Yeah. - I said that, I could have all of them. And they were like, "Oh." - It's just a little, it's just a little edgy again. - It was crazy coming out of your mouth. If anyone else had it. - But it's not a bad word. It's like saying, "Crabby." - Would you say. - That's what you're saying. - I said, "Baby." - What you're saying? You're saying it. - We have a lot of bad words going around. What do you have to do? - I've got mad at me when I said. (laughing) - Okay. - We're gonna have to do a lot of bleeping. - This is part of it. - It's gonna be a lot of bleeping. A lot of cutting out. It's gonna be bad. (laughing) - Let's see if you can do a quiet challenge. You have to talk. - Anybody A in all day? Like you have y'all even A in all? - No, I have it. - It's just skinny. - I'm gonna play soccer after this and lose even more calories. - I had Chick-fil-A. (laughing) - Well, at least. - Yo, you all know Chick-fil-A? You just had, if you, free day. - Yeah, we missed it. - Oh wait, everybody knew about this besides me? - No, no, no, I found out about it today. - Yeah, barely. If you go to Chick-fil-A and you dress up as a cow, they give you free Chick-fil-A. - You don't even really have to dress up as a cow. I saw a bunch of people walking and like, some girls were just walking with like a white. - Shanzi, that's messed up. - Let me finish my sentence, geez. - No, that messed up. - That's messed up. - Whoa. - He said, because I said girls walk in, they didn't even have to dress like a cow. (laughing) - That's messed up. - You're mean to be mean? - No, she said it. - She said it in a polka dot shirt. - Kenzie, what's your hair color? - That's a trap. - I'm like scared now. - Wait, what? - Why, purple? - She's just trying to be your friend. - Y'all. - Okay. - I just like-- - Just like that color. - Wait, I'm gonna guess everybody's favorite color. Kenzie's blue. - She just said purple. - What does purple? - How terrible can one be at this game. - Okay, it is my favorite color to wear. - Yeah. - Purple, blue, black. - What do you, Ken? - So I just said my favorite color, green. - It is green. - Green, yellow, pink, and blue. - Why blue? - Oh, you're totally blue. - What? - I like other colors. - No. - You're blue. - Lots of colors. - There's always-- Y'all know in siblings, there's always a blue one and a red one. - Oh, yeah, were you the pink sister or the blue? - I was the purple sister. - Really? - Get off my mic, silly girl. - Wait, do you have other siblings? - How much siblings do I have then? - Five siblings. - I have five siblings. - Wait, how do you not know that? - Wait, clearly, you know something. - Five siblings. - Four siblings. - Four siblings. - So what color sibling are you? - What? - Like, what color, like-- - I think you might wanna rephrase that. (laughing) - What's your favorite color, so what you meant to say? - All right, that's what you meant to say. (laughing) - You did people not speak English here. I don't only want to speak English. - He's still learning. - What is your favorite or like, if you're someone-- - If you were a color as a sibling? - Like, you know, like, green, yellow. If you were the host, I'm a color. - Like, were you the pink sister or the purple sister? - What color would you be? Wait, hold on, hold on. What was the answer? - She said, I don't know. But there was always like a blue sister too. - Yeah. - But there's three sisters, there were pink, blue, or there's pink. - Yeah. - What's happening? What's happening? Yeah. - Cash is getting y'all. - Thanks! Well, I'm dead, I got my back. - Stop moving, I'm fine. - I'm gonna take a nearby myself, okay, yeah, for myself. (laughing) - Well, I'm dead, got my back. Y'all, I'm gonna poop everywhere. - Okay, what's that? - Yo, let's not do that because we have to make it in the thumbnail title of the-- - It's gonna be a terrible thumbnail. - I have the virus. - No, please, please don't. - Blake has the virus, that's why he's sitting like that. - Yeah, why is he sitting like that? - Blake, be in the weirdest positions, watching us all the time. - Yeah, he's the only reason we can say it's recorded in front of a live studio audience. (laughing) - Where'd she go? - What are you doing? Now we have two live studio audiences. I don't think she understands, this isn't really a mobile podcast. - No, this isn't a podcast or anything like that. - The camera's are pretty much stationary. - Have you ever done any other podcasts? - You're scaring me. - I'm scared too. - Do you guys wanna see a flip, I just did? - No, we asked you a question. Have you ever done any other podcasts? - All right, let's show you guys how to flip. - That's not what we said. - Two box flip. - Okay, back flip? - Yeah. - Actually, I'll be impressed if you do a back flip. - We don't fall for it. - Don't hit, yeah. - Oh, my, what just happened to her? - Okay. - Wait. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is crucial. Don't hit the wires or else we will lose all the footage. - Wait, if I hit this, it's okay. - No, no, no, if it gets ripped out over there. You just don't rip it out. - Just go from all in the corner over there. - Just start from over there, yeah. And then I go towards Harper. - No, no, she right here, you were at Harper. - I don't even know, I don't think she's doing a flip. - Wait, what are you doing about it? - I think she is. - No, she's actually gonna do it. She was doing it in our own thing. - She set up a bar. - All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. Whoa! - Whoa, your knee pads! - I'm so scared! - I wanna do that in one more time. - I'm so scared. - I'm pretty sure your toes are curled now. - Your head almost should flow around. - You're gonna break your feet. Your toes definitely look like Arby Fry's. (laughs) - Arby, gosh. - Arby, gosh. - Okay, wait. - I'm so scared for you, Ivy. - Oh yeah, we're waiting, trust. We ain't going nowhere. - Okay. - I'm so scared for you. - Actually, we should stop her. - I'm gonna say she's like 40 minutes, like we just. - You see, you know what? - As much? - Yeah. - You're gonna wait for 40 minutes before you do it. All right, guys, come back next episode. (laughs) - Okay, yeah, I think you're back here. - Three, two, one, go. - No. - No. - No. - Do it, do it, do it back here. - No. - No, they said it. - Listen, the bravery was there. - He wasn't gonna do it. - I don't know. Blastin' I'm gonna do anything. - No. - He wasn't gonna do anything. (laughs) - No, okay. - Okay. - You ruined it, Blake. Congratulations. (laughs) - I'll go over here. - Blake is always here. (laughs) - Where's he got? What are you doing? (laughs) - I'm gonna do it. - No, no. - Why is he walking like those gorilla things? - No, he literally wasn't holding. - He said he looked like a gorilla. - You're always happening to sit on me. - I said we add even more people to our podcast. I say we do a whole square room of just camera angles. - I just beat here, that'll be the best thing to do. - Yeah, I don't know if we would have him on. You know? - He wanna go to you. - Why? - 'Cause you know, we're just too popular for him. - Yeah, I don't know. - He's the icon. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, my whole entire mic fell. You're causing a commotion. - Yo, okay, so I'm gonna tell you something. Sit. (both laughing) - No, not me. - Have you ever had a fish before Ivy? - I got out the festival and I changed the water and I died. So. - Yeah. - You killed your fish? - No, I changed the water and I didn't know. And I was crying. - What time of fish was it? - So you killed your fish. - It was a little fish. - So you put your fish died? Your fish died? - Yeah, a day later. - Cash, cash, eight, my fish. - No, I actually had four fishes. - I had it going mad. - They all died. - You had four fishes? - What, you killed all four? - No, I changed the water. - Why, this is rare, she's talking. - I got out the festival and oh, I died. (both laughing) - Okay, so what about for the other three fish? - Yeah. - I ate them. - Well, is it salmon or? (both laughing) - I didn't really grill it or what did you do? - Was that still three gold fishes? - No, I actually get really sad when people kill animals. - Oh my gosh. Can we show that video on the podcast? - No, we can't. My dad did something to a fish, it was bad. I can't talk about it. Eight it live it was back to me show it to her that's not funny. Why did you do that? It's a don't look at me. It was not me. I did not condone. Oh, no, it's not like twelve-hundred dollars here. Let me just I'll just we can't No, yeah, man show it to we are gonna show it to them just to get y'all's reaction But unfortunately we can not show this on the actual The new pink computer think they knew it. It's so cute. Yeah, it's mine. My sister just got one We mean like we're actually target yesterday and I was about to buy it, but no workers were there to help me No, right sister can I say? Yeah, sure Kate's sister's boyfriend like spoils the heck out of her I know I was stalking her take dog in a pile of them before you major. I was like, she's so cute I know but anyway, she's in college right now And so she needed a computer and he was asking Kate. He was like, what's the best computer for me to get for her? And she told him that one. Yeah, the big one's so cute. I love it. I was like, what is it? Neo Apple Neo Macbook Neo and I need something to help me with online shopping I don't need it. I don't need help with that. No, I do. I need a bigger screen instead of my phone. Oh, right. That will help hey Excuse me. Wait, show her the video. Okay. Yeah, I'm trying to find it here. I'm going to send it. I be always happens to spam my phone with photos And it scares me Someone violated my phone yesterday. Who? Oh, this was that. It's just pretty violent I know it was Maverick because I saw other pictures on my phone later in it. Oh, dang. I hate I Yeah, you can tell what happened Kate. Well, I brought out my extra phone because we were filming videos And we needed to film on it and the extra phone just was sitting on the couch all day and I was looking at it And then I picked it up. Oh my gosh. Maverick had taken my phone and made the wallpaper a picture of Stella's Oh gosh. Oh, she's trying to show it to the camera. I don't know if that's gonna focus Okay, why do I tell me I don't look like that guys? I just took a random photo. I mean that's how it turned out Hey, yo, oh Sit down You're always doing some exotic No, can you do this ready guys? You guys have I actually like it scared. She's like me when I was younger. I always try to get up and do stuff. Wait Oh my god, I heard a nail scratch against the floor. Oh my gosh. She's like anime multi That was actually pretty good. I heard your nails. Uh, your nail like go against the floor. Are you okay? My leg is falling asleep, and I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Okay, um Well, I was thinking yeah, did you find the video? Sorry. No, it's just loading It's really not right. I have to download it. I'm sorry. Do you all want to do a hands-in contest? No, please, please just sit down You just did handstands. What are we doing? Well, very impressive Ivy. All right, very impressive What brand are your sweatpants Harper? I don't even notice I heard I forget it's out of the way Remember what she did the pop with her legs When she can you do your pop Harper? Please keep your pants on please wait do your pop What are we doing what is this podcast right now? What are we doing? What are you gonna hit your head? Go team oh, wait Harper do your pop you guys have ever been oh, yo sit down look at y'all I'm facing the directions of the cameras, but y'all have a bit at Christmas and like you cousins want to do a show That's what I feel like that's what the energy is given. Oh my gosh. It's giving watch mom. Look at what I can do Wait, watch again. It's not good. Wait hold on. I can do better. Oh, she's don't hit the cord. Don't hit the cord This girl we have trauma from that. Oh, not this thing What do you guys need the quickest way to suffocate myself is? Hello You know, I'm thinking about taking that pepper spray now No, I'm thinking about like doing something really bad. I'm just gonna hold my breath until I die You you can stop I Be I feel like you lied to me. I feel like you do have highlights in your hair I touched her foot now my hand stings Hover tied the string Like seriously my pants have almost blown up literally. I felt that one-time map got mad in cash and tried to pull the covers off of me And I had no gloves on I'll give you I'll give you one if you sit Okay, don't belong to the episode. I'll give it to you at the end of the episode if you sit down for the entire rest of the episode They're mine. I'll give you five needles. Oh, they're literally okay What's up funny Noah? No, it's gonna be okay. Oh my gosh I don't know if you know this You're all gonna unsubscribe everyone. They're all gonna be a big hurts No, no, no Ivy have you ever done Pilates? You want to go? You don't want to bring Ivy to Pilates this girl would like crack the mirror. I think I think you would really get her energy out Like guys my pants have actually almost blown off like seven times. I keep saying everything's gonna fly off Like my makeup's flying off myself pants flying. It's my new thing. Hey, I'll take it. I'll take it. It's sit there. How do you sit in a plane for hours? Okay, stuck to my head Hey, so I got this video pulled up. Oh, okay, but you can't you can't show it on camera. All right, we guys are actually stuck guys I'm stuck that's good. Here it goes. No, I'm Missing a really crucial moment. Oh You might pause it. Yeah, just pause it man. Just know what? We'll just watch it. You know, no, just pause it There you go now here's the video that we cannot play on camera because it is so bad of like why can't play it? Just wait, just wait, just wait. That's not bad. Just wait. Yeah, that's a catfish Unfortunately audience I'll describe what's happening. Someone's biting a fish and it's not cooked and it's not on the table. Yes, they pre-bid it Look at Blake's face We should have Blake on Blake you like my dad. That's not like he was actually He plays it off and he just goes there Because I really don't know so far when he just went in there Harper would you be happy if I gave you this computer? Yes, oh my gosh, please. Yeah, I'm not going to No, I would I would actually pay like the full price right now Yeah, see the thing is I really like the computer, so I don't want to give it to you You like your pink computer, but we can share it. No, I'm so serious Could I please have it because I don't live here and I don't really see all that often? How about you take it for a week? I'll take it for a week. You guys are gonna come up. It's like sharing custody Yeah, we'll share custody, but I want to do my own things on the computer for a week You can have your own account. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't doubt I Why do you want it so bad because it's pink? You don't have a computer at all I find that hard to believe What is that way do you have an iPad? No, I want an iPad cashers. I want me to get one though. What is pink? I won't make sure I don't sell my bad questions, huh? You want to like talk This girl's not real Don't hit the cords, please Has she been like this since birth? Oh She's a lot like how Harper was when we started the Yeah, I would say I was very sporadic and I would stand up a lot and do weird things like this and ask Yeah, but you would do for maybe like eight seconds. Oh, no guys cuz I wouldn't be room, right? You read the room and you were like, ah, she'll probably stop. Where'd she go? Is that what you want? You want us to do that? Anybody got applesauce? Pass a fire? Extra nails? Extra nails? No, trust me, trust me. A diaper? I'm trying to suffocate myself with it. Yeah, I'll be here, okay? What? No, don't do this. She threw up on me once. Oh, yeah, you're right. Doing this? Yes. I'm gonna throw up on you. And it's called Superman by the way. What are you doing? What are you doing there? What are you throwing up on her? I'm throwing up on you. Mom's traumatized. Is she actually throwing up on you? It's on video. Ew. Are you ready? Yeah. Right in my face. Yep. What the heck? Why did she do like that? That's a yoga pose. What? What? What? What? What? Are you praying, Cash? What's going on? Yeah. Oh, there she been. Are you airing your pants out? What are you doing? Please, let her sit down. Okay. Please, Jesus. Make her sit. It worked. Or kill her off at the end of the episode. I don't really care if it's one or the other. Tell me, please. Okay. Okay. I barely got to pay attention earlier. But it sounded like you were accusing me of changing your lock screen. Yes, you did it. I know you did it. Guys, one time. What? Oh, wait, wait, wait. She's about to speak. Everybody shut up. Okay. Everybody shut up. Okay. Guys, one time. One team. Wait, wait, wait. We don't want to miss this. What? No, don't put it down so soon. All right, who's who's the first president? Oh, did you watch the movie? No, she you're cooking. You're doing good. No, you nailed it. How many? No, that's kind of hard. I don't even know that. But what are the primary colors? Yes, I don't think cash knows that. I don't know. No, it's red, yellow and blue. Yeah. Ready to do some math question quick. Wait, wait, wait, how old am I? 16, 17. 17, 17. You really think? 17. Okay, 15. 15. What's 5 plus 5? I'm 12. 10. Whoa, you died. Wow, that was good. All right, somebody give us a hard one. You're not. Okay. You can't want any music videos. You said, "I'm just 14." Okay, yeah, fine, you got me. You got me. What's the capital of Texas? Texas. Sorry, wait, hold on. What's the capital? T. Are you asking or are you asking them? I'm asking them. Oh, that's too hard on this. Capital. Capital is the land work of. Not you, Blake. Blake's flexing. Oh, damn. She got it. Austin. You said Austin? Yeah, she got it. Good job. Ivy didn't get it at all. Ivy's already gone. Goodbye, Ivy. No one's actually ever done that before. She's going into the back rooms, but I definitely wouldn't touch under there because there's a lot of things like that. Hey, walk around a lot back there. Get yourself a lot. Yeah. You could actually contract some kind of disease. Maddie, you know what the back rooms is? I know. You never heard of that. No, I know. I know they're the movie. That one just covers bookers. There's been a lot of stuff going into their truss. I don't know. Couch has been here for three years. It's seen a lot of things. Look at the way she's sitting and the way you're on the floor. It's okay. I mean, I'm just saying like, yeah. Maddie, who do you think's more? You're doing great. Who do you think's more famous? Harper or Ivy? I don't know who Ivy is. So Harper. Well, Ivy is a celebrity. I'm nobody. Do you know Adam Sandler? No. Kevin Hart. I've heard of that name. No. Kevin Hart. No. Kevin Hart. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. We're going to see the movie, though. You are? Yeah. Okay. When you watch that movie, that's the rock. Do I hear rock? Do I hear rock? Do I hear rock? Oh, you know this whole time, you know that? Okay. Yeah. I just didn't know what you all were talking about. Oh, okay. You're actually so mature. That's his daughter. What does mature mean? I love this episode. Okay, Maddie. So let me show you what mature means. This is. You see that? Yeah. That is not mature. That's the opposite. In mature. So, mature would be like. You. Yeah. Sitting down. Yeah, sitting down. It's like acting like an adult. Oh, sitting down. Yeah. Sitting down is mature. Because that's a cashe, that's the thing. Yeah. I've been trying to sit down. Sit down, be mature. Do I sit down, please? Yeah. Do you know you're mature? Yeah. Because you wouldn't like. How mature would you say you are? I'm shaking. [laughter] Still one of ten is pretty good. Eight. Yeah. Eight. Yeah. Eight. Yeah. No. Eight out of what? Eight out of ten. At ten. Yeah. Well, I'm starving. Do you want a 1v1er? What? Like, you guys can't see who's mature in a 1v1. Oh, I thought you were asking for the hitter. Do you want to do that? [laughter] Do you want a hitter? You can hit her. Go ahead. No. Okay. That's mature. That's mature. That's right. That's good. You're aching the test right now. [laughter] You see, yes. I be that. She would like slap you across the face. Right? I be? Yeah. You want me to slap her? No. I be saying, yeah. I literally get it. If somebody slapped me, I would slap them back. Yeah. That's what I say all the time. Ten times harder. Maddie, do your parents know you're at our house right now? No. Oh, God. [laughter] Hold on. Do you know your mom or dad's phone number? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to text them after. Oh, my gosh. I just had a flash. If you would have taken me five years ago and just showed me five years later in my life where I'd be right now, I would think I'm in a lucid dream. I would have no idea what's going on right now. Because we really have a live studio audience over there with Maddie? That thing. The hob dad. A red head. I used to always want to die in my hair right? Because, like, I just loved it. But then I'm thinking about how I don't want to die it, right? Were you inspired by her? You have very pretty hair. I've been wanting this all day. I didn't brush my hair today. You didn't brush your hair today? No. That's okay. Sometimes I don't brush my hair. What is happening? Don't hurt Maddie. Don't hurt her. I just want to go to bed. When I went downstairs, so open the door. I asked Maddie. I said, "Hey, we're filming the podcast. You want to say hi?" She said, "I didn't brush my hair." And then she went, "Sure." And then she came up here. That sounds so mean. All right. Hey, can you look back down on the ground? Yeah. Good. Now she's out of the frame. I can't do this anymore. Yeah. I can't. Maddie, when you watch the podcast, do you watch the podcast? Yes. Do you watch every episode? Who's your favorite host? Kate. I feel like it's either Kate or Kenzie or Harper. Oh, yeah. What the heck, Maddie? I've been talking to you this whole time. I helped you with Austin. Wait, do you watch every episode? I don't think I have, but I do watch it. You try to watch the majority. Okay, when you watch, what's one thing you think we should do more on the podcast? Have you on? Yes, have me on. Yeah, but you are on right now. So what do you think we should do more of? I don't know. Okay, what do you find the most entertaining? Me. Do you like it when we break the wall? Yeah. What's up? Yeah. Drummer. I think there was a time where he fell from up there. Yeah. That was great. Do you want to fall from the ceiling, Maddie? No. We can make it happen. She's too mature for that cash. I don't want to break my arm. I've never broken a bone. Really? Can I break the wall? No. Do you think we should throw IB through the ceiling? Sure. Yeah, she don't care about your arm. She's like, who's Ivy again? What's up? Maddie, is there anything you want to. Well, I'll just be quiet and let you take it away. Yeah, you can talk about that. Does your moment? Anything you want to say? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It was good. I love the podcast. That's good. She's like a little me. Like, look, she's sitting in my spot right now. Kindle in hand. I used to watch it. I was like, I think I was five years old. And I'd be like. I guess you were five? Yes. How are you now? Nine. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Adds up? Yeah. I think I was five. Oh. Maybe six. Yeah, probably six. Or four. I don't remember. Yeah, I would be like. I want to be Kate. Oh my gosh. Now you are Kate. You're sitting in Kate's spot. Yeah. What do you think Kate would do right now? Like, I like Kate for two seconds. I don't know what she would add. I really do feel like I'm going to lose the dream because I'm like low-key under the weather right now. And I just like don't understand what's going on. I'd be like checking the weather. Because there was this storm. There was this storm. Oh, that's good. And I woke up. And I was just like. What is that? Wait, the lightning in this neighborhood is scary. I know. And like. I didn't think I was like your house could tip my lightning. Give me like what you think the lightning sounds like. Like as loud as you can. It's a 10 out of 10. No. Kate, when are you going to learn she's matured. She's not going to scream for you. She's not going to make a boom noise. Yeah, I went here. Ciao! No. Do it. It's okay. Don't be embarrassed. Wait, so you were on your way. Where were you on the way to when you stopped here? My house. You're going home? Yeah, I was going to go home. And then I'm just like. They might be filming. Harpers there. So let's just go get some merch for you. And she's like. You go get some merch for you. That's what you view as that is for your merch. She's like, "Hey, you got some merch for me." I'm like, "Yeah." I feel so bad. I told her if they're filming, we shouldn't interrupt. And she kept running. Wait, did you know that we were filming because you saw Harpers' car? I thought you all were filming. Did you see her car? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, we're going to end the episode here. Comment down below if you guys want Maddie to come on again. And comment down below if you want Ivy to come on less. You know, some people are staying. She's going to miss us. She's staring at me. Do well. Thank you for coming. Yeah, thank you, Ivy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Maddie. Thank you, Maddie. Maddie, you want to say, like, bye to everyone. Bye. Bye. I'm leaving.