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Ivy Bought Yolanda a Lamborghini!

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Ivy Bought Yolanda a Lamborghini!

The podcast blends nostalgic memories of high school and childhood with lighthearted humor and personal anecdotes. The hosts reminisce about school days, pranks like fart spray parties, and childhood rituals such as hand claps and Halloween costumes. A standout moment is a fall getaway to Acadia National Park, where the group enjoys hiking, beautiful autumn views, and cozy coffee breaks, reinforcing the season’s spirit despite Texas weather. The conversation pivots to a strong financial promotion of Cash App, highlighting its interest-earning savings, roundups, and ease of use for users aiming to save without extra effort. Other segments include fun discussions about travel to Japan, childhood interests like collecting bugs, and personal quirks such as braces and tooth gems. The episode ends with a playful surprise—a new bicycle—adding a joyful, spontaneous note to the mix. Overall, it’s a vibrant blend of humor, nostalgia, and practical advice, showcasing the hosts’ personalities and shared experiences.

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Hi guys, tell your mom there's something I got you a big surprise you did yeah Yo, what is What is this it's the opening What's up guys Can you hit it what's up? Pulls I mean Wait, wait, you got to hit it for first. Yeah, it's gone. But I'll try okay. What's all food? I can't do it like here. Who's what's up? Who's I can't? It's kind of hard though key. Yo, what's here? Yeah, or how are you doing? No, no, it's when you do that. Yeah, yeah, it is multiple I don't know which one to do it. I think I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, dude dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it do it. Do it with some folks. You yes. Oh, oh, what's up fool? You said the most I think probably my most use word is Maverick which is kind of sad for me See Ivy says like bro. Oh, yeah, bro. I don't know what cash is this. I'm a man of many words. I'm so tired No, I don't know you came up with that. I didn't know about it. You like SpongeBob? Okay, every time Casey's every time you guys in she sees her dog, but every single time Casey's a dog she goes Trying to scare you know you know you get excited. I don't like that have you guys ever watched the movie rocket like the was it called the Marmo movie rocket Little raccoon guy. Oh Never mind. I can't say it. What I just have something, but I can't say it. What was it? Could you guys go that movie? Oh? I'll tell you I'll tell you why and we're back Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's one of my favorite movies. That's one of my favorite. We still ask you to say that but and then so because I when I actually I really wanted to record because of the movie and so cute. Yeah, I would kill to have a right. I know and then the way Like the one he is bald at one time when he was locked up in the bad place and then my other is strangers I had to stop watching it one because I got really confused with two and I was like scared myself Can you get scared in every single movie? I'm like Spider-Man And good you see the movie buddy. No, but actually we want to so all of us were out at dinner the night and we were all like let's go see the movie Kinsey and Maverick went home and didn't go see the movie because Maverick was like no, Kinsey can't see that she's gonna freak out And it was literally it was the funniest movie. Yeah, so funny and it was like imagine Barney just goes evil That's it. Yeah apparently at the movie theaters a lot of apparently it's like the most Walked-out movie ever because parents buy tickets to like go see it with like their five-year-old What why would they think that was okay because they think it's like a Barney show they think it's like a Barney movie Which the first time rated or I guess you don't look at a rated what rated movie is when it's like And then like crazy things start happening and buddy starts like I would not care to go see again, but we were laugh buddy freaks out. Did you eat that from Canal Street? Yes We bought the exact same one. Yeah, I got it for my sister. Yeah, I got the same one, but it's your favorite movie Was liar The new one. Yeah, that is the south part A movie it's like south for the end of obesity is that it's yeah, no that they have a movie too. It's like it's like a GLP one shot And he's like holding it up to a stomach. He's like the end of oh my god What's your favorite movie? Okay, technically it's fall now and I'm personally determined to make it feel like fall Even if the Texas weather has absolutely no interest in cooperating so this year I wanted to do a little fall getaway. I've been trying to get better about saving So I love anything that makes it easier without adding extra work cash app can do way more than you think to make your money work for you If you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month and use the cash app card for purchases You can earn interest on your savings no hidden fees no minimum balance requirements Also, you can hit your savings goal even faster by turning on roundups on your cash app card with roundups every purchase You make using the card is rounded up to the nearest dollar and that spare changes automatically put into your savings Don't let your money sit around and gather dust make it work for you take advantage of interest savings on cash app today Download cash app today and make your money work for you visit our link in bio cash app is a financial service platform Not a bank banking services provided by cash apps bank partners prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC Cash app visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC and the bank corp bank in a Persuant to a license from visa USA ink see terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card Sutton debit flex card and bank corp debit flex card Cash app green features savings direct deposit roundups overdraft coverage and discounts provided by cash app a block ink brand visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures Where we could actually pretend it was sweater weather we'd like to stay on Airbnb near Acadia National Park in Maine and made a whole weekend out of it We spent the day exploring Acadia driving along the coast hiking through the autumn woods and stopping at all the overlooks The combination of the changing leaves and the ocean was so pretty and yes, I brought a sweater I was finally able to wear it without immediately regretting my decision. Honestly, the best part of the trip was all the little fall things We got to do while we were there. We grabbed a warm coffee in the mountains at the local coffee shop It's been our afternoons walking through the trails with the leaves changing all around us and one morning even got up early to catch the sunrise over the water It was freezing but completely worth it. It was basically everything I picture when I think a fall Chris bear colorful trees coastal views and way too much coffee even if it doesn't quite feel like fall at home yet Sometimes you just have to go find it booking a stay on Airbnb gave us the perfect excuse to get away explore somewhere new and fully commit to the season Um, I like the travel hotel Pennsylvania. The what? Hotel Transylvania. I love the little vampires. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they made that movie I've never seen it but based off the cover they made that movie into a real life movie. I feel like you'd be in it People say I look like they made it. Yeah, she'd be maybe yeah, you'd be like that Maybe you should be Wednesday Adams for yeah, you would be good I have that face that I try to be like you should do um you should you really should try to do the Beetlejuice girl No, I'm serious. Oh, what the hell is your hair and a bun already looks good like Little like pieces dude. I can I give you a bottle. It'll go viral I'm telling you that right now. You're gonna make a big kid Anyways, yeah, I already have my Halloween costumes picked out like I only have one picked out but I'm not telling y'all I have like four We need a podcast costume I was I was at the story yesterday. I was like I want to get costumes the podcast is like you should I'm gonna be the last Halloween podcast ever like I'm not actually gonna call it But like actually like it might be like that's like terrifying No, this Halloween's my favorite time of the year. I freaking love it. But I haven't missed one Halloween episode ever Yeah, that's how you're gonna do a Christmas one What if Harper do you guys want to continue the broadcast? Yeah, you just take your spot. Oh Yeah, oh We haven't even acknowledged that map. It's not a year, oh wrong one There was a there wasn't enough mics And none of space the map was like I'll sit out. I feel bad My sibling did that. I would have had to do some of the lemonade though. Yeah, I'd rather than it. Oh, now we just eliminate him I think We also hang out with me and stuff like that. Yeah, be able to come over and like yeah Well, we're like hoppers here locked the doors Oh my gosh, I've got to film a podcast episode she can come in. Yo, I'm doing senior assassin. Oh my gosh I was gonna ask you about that. Yeah No, no last week Harper's at Pilates and she was walks out of class and she has a pair of goggles around her neck and like I mean we just finished hot Pilates I was like why do you prepare goggles and I thought she did it because I was like oh she has to have it for her why did you have to have swimming goggles for like you know I don't know like the goggles would stay on good yeah I got a concussion guys you guys don't know what I would want to do what so like I wanted to be my fucking you should you show you could be on their show oh is that okay you know you know your podcast yeah yeah yeah yeah she's like no thank you okay I was just laughing that you had goggles on a hot Pilates by continued yeah and then a girl got out yeah guys were like these guys were hiding in the closet I know they were not even part of the school program it's when the whole school gets together and we create teams of four and like it's literally the whole senior class and we're all creating teams of four we all put money into a pot lucker or the whatever it's called the what's it called just like a pot the pot so we all put money in the pot sorry I burped and anyway so we all put money in the pot so the pots like I don't know sorry we've got for another school their pot is like $10,000 that's no way if all the kids are putting like 15 $20 yeah yeah because there's like a thousand kids in our class anyways so basically we are our pots like $3,000 but this week you can buy to get in and so we're our pots gonna go more up because we're buying to give it back in anyways so we got Pilates and my friend Grayson she was walking out without her goggles on and the boys like squirted her because she didn't have her goggles on she like got out wait so if you ever goggles on you don't get out so basically there's purge days which today's a purge day so I can't wear my goggles so this is the easiest day to get people out and but most of the days you can wear your goggles schools off limits just like to get people with water guns and so yeah but today's a purge day and film it to prove it yeah film it to prove it and the other day we spent two hours in the back of a car just to get this one girl out and we got her out but yeah it was crazy I love I love it it's really fun but yeah today's a purge day so if they're out your house I'm gonna be a little freaked out speaking of the purpose anybody I was getting nervous when they're watching the purge yes no I remember about like two years ago for Halloween I created a purge TikTok and I cannot believe I ever did that I got so egged out watching it wait I love when people do purge TikTok I know but I was like crimched out by myself because why why did I do that no you're supposed to good I was like this is the annual purge I was like what is wrong with me and all I remember everybody made fun of me in the school for it but it went viral so you should do that costume too I be that would be good for you oh yeah that would be the person we did you want to do York City did you like it yeah was that your first time there no okay do you like it a lot I love me I'll go in there for Christmas in the snow yeah I've been trying to get better about saving so I love anything that makes it easier without adding extra work cash app can do way more than you think to make your money work for you if you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month and use the cash app card for purchases you can earn interest on your savings no hidden fees no minimum balance requirements also you can hit your savings goal even faster by turning on roundups on your cash app card with roundups every purchase you make using the card is rounded up to the nearest dollar and that spare changes automatically put into your savings don't let your money sit around and gather dust make it work for you take advantage of interest savings on cash app today download cash app today and make your money work for you visit our link in bio cash app is a financial service platform not a bank banking services provided by cash apps bank partners prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC cash app visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC and the bank corp bank in a pursuant to a license from visa USA ink see terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card Sutton debit flex card and bank corp debit flex card cash app green features savings direct deposit roundups overdraft coverage and discounts provided by cash app a block ink brand visit cash dot app slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures and Christmas time that's so fun I want to go cuz I think my dad used to go there when he's a kid all time right dad he was at what were you an actor well and what is that guy he was always in New York and so yeah that's fine I would love to go there I love New York I'm going there in a month really I freaking love it are you going December I want to go oh yeah wait we're going twice we're going in like two weeks to we are for Anasala sure Anasala is oh wait how many people are going to the show that's gonna be our business like it's like 15 20,000 people so that's just a little glimpse of the future it's like like wherever like people like Sabrina Carpenter performance like there that's gonna be so fun is this sold out yeah oh my gosh it's gonna be fine I forgot Alan asked me to film a video with her new song yeah yeah and Alan asked me to create a take off with her new song cuz she's a singer and she's actually what's her news her like thing in the beginning of the song she's like good morning oh it's the good morning I tried it when you watch the Anasala family before I feel like I have read the program yeah they're kids are so cute yeah oh my gosh no one's the cutest thing I've ever seen the not not that one but the reference our camera man's name is no as the cutest thing I've ever seen no looks up um yeah well we actually filmed a podcast with the Anasala family before and then we lost all the audio it was so good too it was such a good episode and we took we don't do this like hardly ever like you guys know we've maybe took on our set somewhere like one time I think that was two times the time we've gone to LA twice with our set and yeah one of the times we went out there took all our stuff spent a lot of money put a lot of effort and then we lost all the footage yeah the audio audio got broken so we never got to drop the episode with them but we're gonna film another episode with him like this month I think are they coming down and we're going up we're gonna do it out the show before the show like in the arena I think we might be able to shoot like in the arena before the the show happens that would be crazy we're taking our set no we'll take all the cameras and I think but we'll just use the stuff that's at the arena but aren't we gonna go on stage uh yeah I think we're gonna play like a game or something but you guys have to be there to find out yeah we don't know we're doing it really either y'all like I like okay I know I talk about nostalgia a lot but like I cannot believe like this is my last year being in high school like getting pumpkin chai before school I saw that video actually because I keep thinking about it and it's like it's like she's gonna die I feel like I am gonna die because I love you yeah you literally get 10 times better you literally like your life hasn't started yet yeah I know but like right now you're like you have to go to school every day from like most of the day like Monday through Friday you're about to unlock life yeah you're gonna go to the back and be like what was I think you're gonna you're gonna think about how much funny you have because you do have a like high school fun is just different when there's like low key no responsibilities yeah but you could not pay me enough money to go back to high school yeah I would never go back like I had fun but I would never want it and I actually liked high school like I enjoyed my high school years but you could not pay me enough money to go back to go back really yeah I agree it's like it's fun when you look back on the memory you're like oh that was fun but what I mean like 16 but I'm like I'd rather now yeah yeah you have your car you have all your freedom you yeah exactly so like she can like film wherever she wants fly wherever she wants to go film I do whatever you want yeah but like genuinely like nothing will like take back this time that I have like at football games or it's like with my friends and like I'm looking for my crush in the stands because like literally soft or like a freshman year and senior year is the exact same thing because I have the same crush I had the exact same like outfits that I wear I still like like to wear my freshman outfits too but it's just like so fun I don't know it's so sad but oh well it's just different though instead of being at a football game and looking in the stands for your crush now you're like out to dinner as an adult with your friends and you're like oh my gosh I wonder if this guy's going to walk in or like you actually start dating your crush seriously like the guy you're talking about yeah oh yeah what's about oh nothing nothing you need to know about no but anyways yeah I just it's really sad but you know I don't have a lot of fun outside high school do you miss wait did you ever go to like in-person school yeah do you which one do you like better and online and maybe school because I was always just playing around and getting in trouble and it made it fun like like I would like school class a lot yeah yeah I feel like I would like forever be like literally like a teenager like I don't think I can grow out of this body I just love it so much I love being a teenager like they've ever skipped class yes yes I've done so much so much in school you don't want to know you don't want to know wait have you ever got attention no no so far you're also in attention more than actual class what skipped school when my friends for me the years like I just stay home yeah but like I've never like actually skipped class yeah like without them telling you yeah no I'm too scared too did you ever get attention Ivy what the I think I think I think I kind of go to school for like a two weeks you got suspended yeah I got suspended what do you do I think I see each I teach you she got that I mean you think you're being mean to your teacher where's the one I did the chair wait which one was it you threw I've been trying to get better about saving, so I love anything that makes it easier without adding extra work. Cash app can do way more than you think to make your money work for you. If you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month and use the cash app card for purchases, you can earn interest on your savings, no hidden fees, no minimum balance requirements. Also, you can hit your savings goal even faster by turning on roundups on your cash app card. With roundups, every purchase you make using the card is rounded up to the nearest dollar and that spare change is automatically put into your savings. Don't let your money sit around and gather dust, make it work for you. Take advantage of interest savings on cash app today. Download cash app today and make your money work for you. Visit our link in bio, cash app is a financial service platform, not a bank. Banking service is provided by cash app's bank partners, prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank member FDIC, cash app Visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton Bank member FDIC, and the bank corp bank in a pursuant to a license from Visa USA Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and bank corp debit flex card. Cash app green features savings, direct deposit roundups, overdraft coverage, and discounts provided by cash app, a block ink brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Have you ever got attention? Uh-uh. Thank you. Are you a good kid? No. Are you a good kid? Yep. What? Are you a good kid? Uh. If I'm a family now. No. If you're a family, you're bad, but if you're at school, you're good. Yeah. Alright. That works. That's fine. Yeah, no. Are you still in public school? No, I'm in home. He goes to school kangaroos. Kangaroos. What? He goes to school kangaroos and deer, rabbits, bunnies, nails. Are you lying again? No. And then you're having your only friend with the red deer. There's some drugs or not. I know. Like they always have you inside joke. You know. I feel a little upset. Oh, yeah. Are you like, uh, out of your siblings? Are you like the good one? Are you all good? Or is there a bad one? I think I'm the only good one. Yeah, I have the other one's got attention. Yeah, my brother got the attention because my dad kept dropping him off late and like his school was super strict about that. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Because he doesn't want to wake up early and I feel his pain, but you know, I have never gone in trouble in school and I'm proud to say that because I'm not crazy. But I do act crazy with my family. Like as he said, yeah, I do act crazy. I do stupid stuff with him. Yeah. And yeah, but I am the good kids. I don't do stupid stuff. Maybe I'm your soul. That was me in school. I only went to detention for being late. And I was late a lot. So, my gosh, that's the only reason I went to detention. Something's never changed. Yeah, they don't. It happens. Dang. I almost, I never got to detention, but one time, my teacher- How have you gotten the attention? No, I would just switch the second grade. The second grade? The second grade or so I'm going to detention. Oh, they don't. I mean, I guess they can. A guy in my kindergarten class literally pulled down my teacher's pants. Woo! And then, you know, and then punched her. No, but yes, I'm honest to be a kindergarten teacher and the kids would bite her. No, no, no. Was Harper a class? No, I was going to send anything. We'd go to the bathroom on themselves and like, ew. No. Yeah. They look like a bad mom. They're like a bad mom. Imagine you're doing kindergarten and some kids just biting you and also pooping his pants. The parents are like, "I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, why am I working this job?" My cat is like a monkey. Somehow she grabs her poop and the litter box and throws it out. Your cat? No, it's like a scratcher face. That's why this house, I'm like, "Don't kill my sister." We have to clean it up. Boy cats, where you get them fixed for whatever reason? They pee on everything and we had a boy cat and it peed like, it's called spring. Like all over the world. Oh! Oh! Disgusting. Speaking of a monkey, my grandma had a monkey. No, she actually did. Yeah, she actually had a monkey. But was the monkey's name again? But they had to get rid of it because it wasn't any kind of crazy. Okay, get them. Yeah, you're pulling the grandma's hair. There's one time a chimpanzee. It's not like, I don't know the girl, but there's a chimpanzee. And she ripped a girl's face off. Yeah, that's like a famous girl. It was called Chimp the Monkey. Yeah. Oh, I saw that. Is it a movie or no? Yeah, that's like a famous story. I think it might be a documentary or something. Yeah, well, he was like, "Oh, yeah." What is going on? They have like some like. I feel left out. They swim to left with the ears. Yeah. I'm just going on. And it also, my brother. Don't you have a gorilla in the bathroom? I mean, my guy's got. I mean, I hope you don't have a girl in the bathroom, but like, if you do, that's fine. It's like really big. It's like. It's a gorilla. I mean, this guy thinks you're the funniest guy. Wait, guys, do you guys like spiders? No. I think one of my brothers. You would go outside looking for spiders. And put them in a jar. Oh, like jumping spiders. Kidnap them. Kidnap. Kidnap station is not funny. When I was younger. Kidnap station. When I was younger, I used to collect lightning bugs, but I didn't realize like, they'd die. I used to collect lightning bugs. I used to take them up and make them light up and stuff, but then they would die. Oh. But they were really pretty when you had. I saw some old lady on TikTok. She was like 80. She's filming a TikTok like this. She was like, "If God can make a bug's butt light up, imagine what He can do for you." I was like, "Why don't you have like millions of lights?" It was like, "Why don't you use the audio cache for Halloween?" And then like, "Why don't you have your butt light up for me?" It was like, "Yo, I totally be a lightning bug Halloween." That'd be so fun. That would be funny. Just put a bunch of glow stick in my pants. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I only have one Halloween costume. And I need to like find ginger Halloween costumes and like, we'll look really good. Ooh, she'd be a ginger cat or the samey's cats. What do you guys all like cats? I don't give you weird vibes. Okay, just be a gorilla. For people, let me do your makeup some way. I'm going to do mine in maps. Like, what is it called? Like SPX or something? Oh, yeah. SFX or whatever. Yeah. I'm going to try to do that. I think that's what it's called. SPX. SFX. SFX. What's that makeup stuff called? SFX. That's what it's called. Yeah, but there's the letters here. Wait, what are you going to do? I can't talk. Okay. But I'm doing multiple things. My sister used to do that kind of makeup on Halloween. She had like one where like, she was missing her eyes. That's one of the ones I'm going to do is that. Really? Yeah, I've been up in a trend. The weird venom trend. Wait, did you get it? Yeah, wait. Guys, can we play Hot Potato? Do you have a potato? Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. You go first. How do we play, though? Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. You have the hot potato. You are. I feel like I'm in a ritual. Okay. Um. Yeah. I feel like, yo, we're so many in a potato. Um. Potato hot potato. Okay. But hey, we have to actually pass it. We can't just throw it or else it doesn't work. Yeah, I feel like anybody. Are you ready? You have to do a circle. Okay, okay. Ready? Three, two, one. Go. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. There's no problem. I can wait till the last second. Okay, okay, okay. Three, two, one. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Who has the hot potato? Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. Hot Potato. It's too much. I think I went to the hot potato or the garlic. I just love it. Yolanda could be the potato. Yolanda gave me play on the trampolines like crack the egg. She would fly. If all of a sudden the trampolines would go "BOOM!" That was my friend. You know those like bouncing ones at like cheer jims and stuff too? If you did it on that you would fly. Oh my gosh. Everyone double bounces her at the same time. Oh my gosh. I'll be scary. You'd fall. Oh my gosh. I'll be okay. One time my friend, we were playing um what's the called like potato or whatever on the trampoline and cracked the egg. Sorry, yeah, cracked the egg. And we double bounced her and she flew over the trampoline. Over the like sidewall? Yeah off the sidewall because there's like a "Now" on my trampoline. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How do you do it? You know it too? Yeah. Yeah. See what? This is Teddy. Teddy says "Hot." So it's like this is Teddy. Teddy says "Hot." Teddy says "Teddy" or it's like Teddy ran over her car. I remember it was like something. What? This is Teddy says "Hot." And this is Teddy when he gets ran over by a car. Yeah. I know. For Teddy. No, because you have this. This is Teddy. So you write this. This is Teddy. There's a teddy bear. Teddy says "Hot." Teddy says "Clip your hands." It's Teddy died and then you have a dead teddy bear. It's like this and then Teddy says "Hot." Oh yeah. So ready watch. This is Teddy. Teddy says "Hot." This is Teddy when a car goes by. Oh and it's in it's the time. - No, I miss that. (laughing) - Dang, bringing me back again. What's happening? And I just am so nostalgic. - Did you all use to do those like hand claps when you're in elementary school where you're like, what is it like, like double, double, this, this. - Double, double, that, that, double, this, double, double, double, this, that. - Don't do my favorite memory's in elementary school, dude, also, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - I like Mary Mack. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Crunchy eyes. - Oh my gosh. - It's a good punch. - Corminous. - Lemonade from G.I. to the one step and try to go around. Let's just wrap it. You're working out a time like a post. - How do you remember all those words? - Oh my gosh. - And then the popsicle pop. - No, but there's also on a pop. - Chinese restaurant. - Oh, I went to a Chinese restaurant. I want to buy a lopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopoppopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop We did something devious, or just me, or no. Just me, we did something devious. Actually, it was just me. No, so basically what happened was my best friend got cheated on. Oh, that was just me. It was out. It did cheat sheet on worse. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't. How was that just you? No, just wait. So my best friend got cheated on. Oh, wait, I know the story or no. So bad. Yeah, it was technically Harper. It wasn't like me, but my best friend got cheated on. Terrible. Like, are you serious? She's the best you'll ever have, by the way. Anyways, so she got cheated on, and we decided to ruin his life, no kidding. But we, practically, the girl that he cheated on, my friend with, we went to this party in like stupid outfits, like funny outfits, and they're all in like baby suits and stuff like that. Look, and I'm clear. And so we go to the party with Fart Spray, and basically wow. Why can't she get to work? Is we Fart Spray? We start Fart Spray, like all the drinks have the party, we Fart Spray. Wait, inside of them? Yeah, wait. Yeah, and they were like taking the drink. Why? We were drinking it. Yeah, while they were drinking it, they're like, what's that smell? Because they were all like, you know, and so they were like, you know, what's so strange? Like, we don't know. And then basically what happened was the girl that we see, we're like, oh, that's her, that's her, that's her, that's one that she got with. We Fart Spray, her butt, we Fart Spray, her face, we Fart Spray, her hair. Wait, how did you do all that without her notice? No, no, no, no, no, we went like, we went behind her and then she like noticed, she was like, are y'all Fart Spraying me? And we were like, no, we're not Fart Spraying you. And then she like, she was like, hey, and she did this girl know that he was cheating? Oh, yeah, she knew everything. She was like, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, but we'll have to find out. I was like, dude, like, you just cannot do this. She's on the same thing to me. She's on the same thing to my friend. Just stay away. Find her own man, please. And then basically, she walked up and she was going to get her friend to beat us up. So her friend, mind you, her friend is five foot two. She comes over to us and she tries to like, start something with us. My friends like, go off, I don't know. And then they walk up and they're by a car. So we're doing circles around them and every time we do a circle, we start Fart Spraying them. And the last circle we did, the girl like, oh, she was like, okay, stop. And we parted. And she was like, and then she freaked out. It was so funny. It was so funny. It was so funny. It was so funny. It's not like, it's not going to harm anybody. It just smells bad. But when she opened her up, she, okay, stop. And we just parted for it all in her mouth. I don't know. I've been trying to get better about saving. So I love anything that makes it easier without adding extra work. All of your money sit around and gather dust, make it work for you. Visit our link in bio. Cash app is a financial service platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash app's bank partners, prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC. Cash app visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC. And the bank court bank in a pursuant to a license from visa USA Inc. C terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and bank court debit flex card. Cash app green features savings direct deposit roundups, overdraft coverage and discounts provided by Cash app, a block ink brand, visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Do you remember that one time when you did the limousine video on your new channel, there was like these fart packs, and you squeezed it, and we have a video of it, we'll pop it up. I was watching that video the other day because I watched all the YouTube videos back and by the way, I finished all the podcasts, but anyways, yeah, basically I was watching my videos back and I saw that one and Cash was like, wait, why is it blowing up? Why is it blowing up? And it pops. We'll play the video. It's like a little like pack, it looks like just like a little package. And I press it, we don't know how it works, and it's airing up, and we're like, what's going on? And it's just expanding. It's so funny. It's chunky. No, it splatters all over it. It was terrible smell, and it was trapped in a limousine, and we were all like, oh my god. You didn't mean to have a car? In a limo that we rented. No, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I don't know. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard. It was terrible. You have those fart packs, worst smell in your entire life, you will ever smell. Did you have to pay for like a cleaning fee or something? No, the guy's pretty chill. What? No, I got an Uber one time, my friend threw up in the Uber, $700 cleaning fee. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I was like, you're another. I don't. If you throw up in someone's car, that's better. Yeah. I mean, if you throw out the window, throw up outside. And remember, when Alex dressed up as that scary girl, oh, here it is, Freddie Watch. Oh, it's working. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Hey. Oh. Oh. Is that Alex screaming? No. I'm not getting it. You cannot imagine it. It doesn't look like it on camera, but the water goes everywhere, the juice. It gets all over you. It smells bad. It smells disgusting. Like butt fart. Like butt fart. I don't know. I've been trying to punch you. No, that's really scary. I remember I swam Adolphin's once and I got to ride on their fin. It was so fun There's a clip of him on the podcast talking about it. He was like I am the dolphin king Pushed by the doll dude. They kept Team I but they just kept touching my butt every single time I'm in your butt stinks. Yeah, they were like push me by my butt and I come out of the water I have another joke. Oh god. All right. Why do you hear joke? Yes, what do you call a sleepy dinosaur? Cash a dinosaur Yeah, cuz when you're snore What was that? Do you think it's on your SpongeBob noise? No, wait, can you make the SpongeBob noise like that? I can't do that on my recorder. Do it. I don't have it I can do the squid games. I could do the SpongeBob. I could do the world. I could do the Shrek song I can do it to the world all the things. You just listen to the joy to the world Shrek's what games enjoy to the world You should do a video on that. I would listen to the whole thing. Yeah, you should do a video If you should be like I everyone always ask me if I play an instrument But Christmas I'm gonna do this. That will be funny. Have you seen the joy to the world Barney's dead? I barbeque to say I fussed down the party and Have been have and maybe you guys everyone to China or Japanese or I want to go to a Tokyo and Yeah, go see what Tokyo. Yeah, you went there. Yeah, you liked it. It was so fun. I want to go back so bad Last year and it was like the craziest place I've ever been That's already last year. That's insane. It's already been a year since y'all sent me that little that little um sweatshirt I still wear it. I want to go to this one too. I just know it's in China, but I want to go here If I can find a good one. I do want to go to Japan. I want to go to a convenience store. Oh, I love those like H-Mart Oh, my gosh. I like the aesthetic videos. Yeah, I'm like jelly fruits. Oh my gosh. Yeah, Japan It's like interesting food and the little keyboards that are pink You guys have had high chews. Yeah, yeah, they love I choose in my favorite candy, but then they get stuck on my braces Oh, yeah, I got it miss having braces. Can we please give braces for one episode? Dude, you had braces. No, you do not miss it. I went to your aunt and she said I'd have to get braces again If I want to fix my job you should probably get them and I do not I've been trying to get better about saving So I love anything that makes it easier without adding extra work cash app can do way more than you think to make your money work for you If you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month and use the cash app card for purchases You can earn interest on your savings no hidden fees no minimum balance requirements Also, you can hit your savings goal even faster by turning on roundups on your cash app card with roundups Every purchase you make using the card is rounded up to the nearest dollar and that spare change is automatically put into your savings Don't let your money sit around and gather dust make it work for you take advantage of interest savings on cash app 2 day download cash app today and make your money work for you visit our link in bio cash app is a financial service platform Not a bank banking services provided by cash apps bank partners prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC Cash app visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton bank member FDIC and the bank corp bank in a pursuant to a license from visa USA Inc see terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card Sutton debit flex card and bank corp debit flex card Cash app green features savings direct deposit roundups overdraft coverage and discounts provided by cash app a block ink brand visit cash dot app slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures I want to get him I mean you can get a visa line right? No, she said it has to be right change like the rubber bands we hyper when you got braces Yeah, it has to be braces and then well after I have braces for one year I have to have jaw surgery where they cut my bone out and they push my jaw into place I don't want to see cash on the other way but his jaw dead it out. I just feel like he looked weird And then they then they screw my jaw back in and I have to have braces for one more year and he won't do it He would he said he would go through the jaw surgery He said he would take his jaw being cut in half and screwed back together, but he doesn't want to do it because he always had braces for five years Well, this was only one year. It'll go by so fast if you got him right down one year jaw surgery, then one year again Oh, but it's still go by so fast like it's been two years since I would look so I would look like a high school Or yeah, you know, there's a double braces no hate them. I just like, you know, like look kind of like weird on Yeah, yeah, it's like yeah, cuz you're like now with your beard and stuff it just with the kind of sauce anyway You have to shave it Okay, okay, okay, so you got your braces off. Do you wear your trainers a lot? No, I don't wear my retainers Okay, so you know I don't know how to wear it. You're gonna regret it. No, I just got them for fun No, that's the reason I have to get the jaw surgery and braces is the reason I should is cuz my retainers Physically won't fit my mouth because my jaw and I teak it and my retainers won't won't yeah, my teeth are already jetted forwards And I look like a freak. Oh my gosh. I'm sorry. I look like a gerbil now You know I can actually get my braids off like today if I want to you shut have my my retainers ready for me Really why don't you get them off? I'm scared You know what I was too low-key Wait, you know that you can ask the dentist to save your your braids and put it on top my You don't have to put it on top. You can still use it. I'm getting two gems a session You remember I want two gems over but then I'll have to wear them a retainer put them on top and it's kind of weird I'm putting it on my retainer. Oh Yeah, that thing but what if you swallow it like that? That's what my ex Benny did he put tooth gems on his retainer Oh, we don't like that do not say like it no and I'm pretty sure the adhesive glue was like peeling off so there's gyms in his mouth and it yeah Anyways, sorry little tooth gems unlike your actual. They actually look really pretty. I was like so good them But I'm scared of like the glue on my teeth I don't want that The two teeth that go down like Ariana Grande is like the little bunny teeth. She's so cute. I love Ariana Grande. Oh But you're so famous singer I like that. Don't you like cats? I too. Oh, yeah, they're pretty good. Yeah What are you doing? She's leaving the pot again I tell you on this something. I got you a big surprise. You did? Yeah, oh Are you going to see it? Okay, what's the problem? I can't say you guys I have to go to it. Yeah. Oh, where is it outside? It's nothing big. Wait, is this true? Yeah, she get me a bigger bicycle. It's nothing big You want us to go right now? Yeah Can we take the camera? Okay. Yeah, we'll take the camera. We'll just take the podcast outside Okay, Ivy says she has a surprise me. Oh, I'm a little scared Oh, yeah, grab a blindfold Wait, where are the blindfolds? Okay, okay, I'm gonna give you your hands me go out there. Okay, so I got you ready What is this? What is this? It's open it. No, you're lying. It's nothing big. I try Yo What is happening? What are you serious you go inside? Wait, wait, do you have the keys? Oh my gosh, wait, so you run it for the whole week? Yes Wait, you can't even drive. Okay, I'll drive it for you Yo, okay, I'm gonna go drive now Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you can't wait somebody open the door she cannot drive You can't drive bro No one show her how to turn it on No, I need your mother. No, what are y'all doing? Yeah, why is there three of you I have to drive it Yes, I do hey, you'll on it. Let me drive it in you get over there. You can't drive this no - I got you, I got you, I'll wake it for you. - No, your parents are literally not letting you drive us. - Yo, what are you up to? - You don't drive me driving? - There's so many people in here. - I'm going to get the car, go ahead. - What? - Yo! Yo! - Wait, Rev it, Rev it! Wait, Yolanda, whatever you do, do not, hey, don't, do not push this button, that puts it in drive. - Don't. (burping) - Yeah! - This is crazy. - Do you love it? - I love it so much. - It's genuinely so cool. - Wait a second, I'm going to get in. - Wait, you everybody can't get in at the same time. - You're just coming, you're just nervous about me. We're going to make it work. - I don't, I don't think it's going to drive like this, guys. - We're going with it. - I don't think it's going to drive like this, I don't know what they're doing. - I wonder what they're doing. - Yo, Kenji, your feet aren't going to shut. - Yes it is. - Close it up. - Okay, here we go. All right, all right, we have like six people in the labo. - This is the last labo. - Yeah, this is the last labo. This is the last labo. - They're actually in a freaking life with her. I don't even know how Ivy caught this. Kimz is definitely sliding off and going straight to the front. - Just going straight to the concrete.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The host shares a nostalgic reflection on high school memories, including funny school incidents and childhood traditions like hand claps and Halloween costumes.
  2. A major highlight is the excitement around a surprise vacation to Acadia National Park in Maine, where the group enjoys fall scenery, hiking, and warm coffee, ultimately making the trip feel like a true seasonal escape.
  3. The conversation emphasizes the value of saving money, with a detailed promotion of Cash App’s savings features, including interest earnings, roundups, and no hidden fees.
  4. A humorous story is told about a prank involving fart spray at a party, where the group targets a friend’s cheating partner, leading to a chaotic but fun confrontation.
  5. Other recurring themes include childhood whimsy (e.g., collecting lightning bugs, playing Hot Potato), fascination with pop culture (e.g., SpongeBob, *The Marmot*, *Hotel Transylvania*), and deep nostalgia for early school and Halloween.
  6. The group discusses quirky personal experiences, such as attending a party with a limo full of fart packs, braces, and a failed attempt at a "tooth gems" retainer.
  7. There’s a shared excitement about travel, especially to Japan and Tokyo, with admiration for unique food and culture.
  8. A playful surprise is revealed when the host tells the audience they’ve received a new bicycle as a gift, adding light-hearted humor to the episode.

Summary:

The podcast blends nostalgic memories of high school and childhood with lighthearted humor and personal anecdotes. The hosts reminisce about school days, pranks like fart spray parties, and childhood rituals such as hand claps and Halloween costumes. A standout moment is a fall getaway to Acadia National Park, where the group enjoys hiking, beautiful autumn views, and cozy coffee breaks, reinforcing the season’s spirit despite Texas weather.

The conversation pivots to a strong financial promotion of Cash App, highlighting its interest-earning savings, roundups, and ease of use for users aiming to save without extra effort. Other segments include fun discussions about travel to Japan, childhood interests like collecting bugs, and personal quirks such as braces and tooth gems. The episode ends with a playful surprise—a new bicycle—adding a joyful, spontaneous note to the mix.

Overall, it’s a vibrant blend of humor, nostalgia, and practical advice, showcasing the hosts’ personalities and shared experiences.

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Cash App offers interest on savings with no hidden fees or minimum balance requirements. Users can earn interest by directing at least $300 in paychecks each month and using the Cash App card for purchases.

With roundups, every purchase made using the Cash App card is automatically rounded up to the nearest dollar, and the extra amount is saved automatically into the user's savings account.

The movie 'Rocket Power' is mentioned as a favorite, noted for being so funny that it caused parents to walk out of theaters, as it was mistakenly thought to be a Barney show for young children.

The group participates in a 'purge' where members wear goggles and use water guns to playfully target others, especially on designated 'purge days' when goggles are not worn.

One idea is to dress up as a 'ginger cat' or a character from the 'Weird Venom' trend, where people wear missing-eye makeup or other unconventional looks for fun.

The trip to Acadia National Park in Maine is described as a perfect fall experience, featuring changing leaves, coastal views, hiking, and warm coffee, symbolizing the season through nature and personal memories.

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