352: It's Finally Happening

He's down. Come on. I just put my socks on. Have you been working on your stinky feet, Matt? Yeah. Have you been? I don't have stinky feet. Have you been? Have you been scrubbing your feet now in the shower? I do now and I can do guys every time. Good. I have one of those African net sponges. I love those. Oh, it's the best. Oh my gosh. I'll never get a Lufa ever again. I got one from I got I get mine from Tik Tok Chop and they're great. What colors do you get? I dark colors like dark green, dark blue. Good. Because sometimes they'll get you where it's like line green or pink and I'm just like, give me the neutrals. You know, well, when I used to get my Lufas from the store and I was in a rush, I get any color. I don't care. It doesn't like bother me. No one's going to see a but me. Yeah. True. No one's going in your shower going. Let me see those Lufas. Oh, God. Look at that color. Like no one's judging on your Lufa color. I do want to get like a longer one because I realize I kind of like I have a longer one. Oh, yeah. I have the one that I could do this. For me, I just have to kind of like stretch into it. You threw over that scene where she's like sawing her head. You're like, geez. Oh, by the way, I haven't started yet, but I read and you know how I promised you guys that I was going to memorize that monologue over at the dinner scene. Yes. Just letting you know that I'm going to do it. I'm holding myself. I can't. I'm saying this. I don't know what? Maybe a year. Are you going to do it on here? The podcast are going to make your own separate video. I was actually going to hire Alex Wolf. Do it. No, no, no. Like, just imagine what I would do is that I would just take the movie and I would go from my cut to the movie cut. Oh, perfect. To the movie cut. Yeah. And then I'll present it here. Love it. That's good. I'll present it here first. You guys will get the obviously exclusive rights and viewership to it. Obviously. Do you remember the one time we met him? We were having it. We were having it. We were having it. We were having it. You were talking to Parris Hillen and then like Parris Hillen the way. And then Alex Wolf came up and then he was like, wait, you guys were from Vine, right? Yeah. And then he told me he goes, when I was filming her redditary, it was so dark and so depressing and you're a little like love on top, like vine or some vine. Yeah, he was laughing because me and my girlfriend at the time, she would send me your stuff and it really got me through it. I'm like, thanks. He was, he was so specific about like timeline and shit. Like I remember sitting there and like, is this what this is like. Yeah. It's Hollywood. It's Hollywood. It was like, what's this? What's his name? He streams now. I don't know if he's still a streamer, but it was an actor. No, no, no, the guy that used to throw these parties that this is the house that we're at. Case on. Case on. Yeah. Yes. It was his house. Case on. House. We'd go to his house. Like every like what, once a week, once a month. I guess so and you would just meet just a wild cast of people. Just like wires. It was literally like, it was, it was a different experience every time. Oh, yeah. What a treat. Wow. You still talk to parents. God, what a time. But what a time though, huh? I used to see crazy faces every weekend. Now, I only have seen a face like that in a couple of years. Honestly, since COVID, I haven't seen anybody. Have you spotted anyone famous in Nashville, Heath? Remember when I told you I saw, oh, geez, what's his name? Why am I drawn a blank right now? These are. No, big actor. Oh my gosh. He was on my plane. Iconic old guy actor. Brad Pitt. Woody Harrelson. No, Kurt Russell. No, no, no, no, it has it. I can see the word and it has an A in it. What? I'm going to say it and you're going to be like, oh, you're in the economy. No. And we've said this on the plot before. Yeah. I definitely have. Somebody's already, somebody already knows it. I remember, remember everything. It's crazy. Look up famous actor brothers. I remember the story because he had a dog with him. Didn't he? Yes. Yes. Okay. So he was at the mall down the street walking with the damn dog again. Just whoa. No leash. Just hanging out. No leash. No leash. That's like his thing. The dog is just super well-behaved. I've had my fair experiences with dogs and no words. Chris Hemsworth. No older guy. Bill Skars guard. No, no, it's going to say it. Did you find it? I can't. He thought you're not just still teasing us. He found it. No, I still can't remember it. And this is crazy. Damn it, dude. James Frank Hill and Dave Frank. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't. They're not McCulley Cole. It's like a niche big. It's like it's a big but like niche. It's not the Wilson. It's not okay. So they're are. They are. Quit. Dennis Quayton. Wait. Dennis Quayton. Okay. There we go. It was like the Jeff Bridges route. Yeah. It was like some rugged world. Yes. That one really hurt. I'm so sorry. Quayton told you a. Yeah. And Dennis Quayton. His son is in that show. With him and him and Meg Ryan's son. No, the show, the superhero show, the bad boys. Dennis Quayton's son is in that who he had with Meg Ryan. Okay. Why are you testing me like that? I don't fucking know who he's married to. He's not married. They got to board. I know back in like the early 2000s. Oh my, it's so she's single. Uh, I think she's with like John Mellon camp these days. I don't know. Okay. Melon camp. Just sucking on a chilly dog. I saw Meg Ryan at a friend's house one time. It was a Christmas party. You know whose friend we're talking about. That's very private. Okay, go on. She was going down the buffet line and I was so nervous grabbing my, grabbing my hors d'oeuvres and stuff because I'm like, God, it's Meg Ryan right in front of me. I'm not going to say anything. But did you just did you bopper? I'll have what she's having. No, I did that. I'll be eating fish, huh? Where I'm eating fish tonight. I might see Brad Pitt tomorrow though. Get out of here. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, he might invest in cramota. He's going to buy us out. Yeah. Why are you going to be meeting Brad Pitt tomorrow? Apparently, the global premiere for his new movie is in Franklin. The one about the dog. Yes. I swear if this dog dies at the end, I ain't watching it. Probably. I know. That's how it is. There has to be a sob story in the end for it to be like a powerful movie. Did the dog die in that one mark or maybe that came out like or Brad Pitt saves a dog dies and then the dog is by himself. Oh, okay. And then the credits and the narrator has been the dog the whole time. Yeah. Brad Pitt's like shit. They figured it out. We got to switch it up. I just saw this Charlie yesterday. Looks like I said, powerful. It looks good. I'm cast really good. What are you going to ask Brad Pitt? Nothing. I would never talk to him. Well, I remember I told you, are you going to get like some sort of like picture opportunity from your camera? Like I remember we were talking about that. I'll probably just get pictures from a distance. From a distance. Now he got to get in there, man. You got to get a talk to somebody important. Be like, Hey, I really want to take a break. Do you mind if I just because it's not like you're bugging him to take a selfie with him. You're taking a picture of him. That's completely different. I feel like celebrities respect that more when they're like, oh, they need to take a picture of me. Oh, God, this is like more press than like some somebody who wants to take a selfie with me, right? Yeah, I feel bad. And you're asking for permission that helps. Yeah. They probably appreciate that. It's say something that stops them in their tracks. And like they're like, wait, what? I'm so interested. For example, I may have said this before. I was one time washing my hands next to Glenn Powell in like a bathroom at a bar. I used to see him a lot more, but I don't see him that much. But he was washing hands. And I'm like, gosh, he went to Texas. I should say something about the university. And I was like, Hey, man, Texas fight. Yeah, Texas fight. And then I was like, Oh, do you hear cane enables is closing, which is like the West Campus bar, that like every student would go to. And he goes, what? And then he goes tell me more. And I'm like, yeah, there's been this whole real estate. And I hardly knew anything, but it was a true story. It was closing, but I didn't know why it was closing. But I'm like, yeah, man, the developers, they're, they're claiming ownership, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, really? And he just wouldn't like let me go for like two or three minutes. I had his full attention because I said something. That's some shit I would say back just to make them feel good. What? First person that they told, thank you. I just like, Oh, yeah, I remember you. I was like, you're one show. And we, I yes, I remember you did. I need to be better at that. I just saying, oh my god, yes, I remember, because like fucking terrible memory. I can meet somebody 10 times and I don't fucking remember them. Did your dad ever say anything stupid at like urinals? Like like urinal jokes, like, hey, can I have a sip? Like, there's some like really, really dumb ones. Like the, oh, water's cold. And then you hit them back with that and deep. Yes. Just like, just stupid stuff like that. Like, oh, man, some of them are really dumb. Like, oh my god, there was a guy in worse things to say to urinal. I was peeing in Tahoe and this one older man was just right next to me talking and peeing. But I could hear his pee and it was like, but he was going on, like, just chatting away. And I couldn't pee because I'm just hearing him. Yeah. And I just hear like, it sounded like an old water gun because he's probably pee shy, but he's like doing that whole like challenge where he's like trying to beat the fear of pee shy. Okay. So he's just sitting there, like, I got a house. Therapist will be doing better than this. Like, how are you doing today? I have bad pee shy. I'm not saying extra people and pee. I just, I wait. I'm like, all right, I'm going to wait till this guy's done. I'm pee shy on a boat. Okay. Like, if you got like pee off like a boat, you know, off a boat. Oh, like pee shy on a boat where it's just like, I don't know, you're, everyone kind of like around you, but you're just trying to like relax and pee. I could put a difference between peeing off a boat and peeing in them like the side of a, like, street or whatever I was just saying, I'm not pea shy. I could, we could yap next to a urinal. We could yap on the side of a wall, but it's a boat just, yeah. Are you worried that the fish isn't going to see it? No, it's just like, I just don't feel like, I also feel like don't feel stable. I just don't feel like safe. My body knows I'm like, I'm not used to this. Little bait for the fish. Boy oh boy. I got one. Okay, well, let's roll the intro. All right, let's jump into it. Yeah. It's cocked up, baby. I'm going back to Zane Heath, I'm filtered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And I'm Jared. And thank you for coming back to this episode again. We love you so much. This show I'm in. Damn right. Damn right. Um, how's everyone doing today? Good. They forgave my parking ticket. I got a parking ticket when I left here yesterday. No way. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck? Validated. I put in my whole information. I scanned the QR code. Oh, so you validated it and then you still got a ticket. Yeah. And I was like, what did I do? Wrong. Uh-oh. I look at the ticket. My license plate. Wrong. I miss the first digit of my license plate when I typed it in. So I'm like, I'm going to protest. You know what? I thought that they would have, uh, they would have, uh, fucking put an error or something. Like, oh, you got the wrong license plate at least, maybe because maybe. Right. Put that in the system then to be like, well, it was close enough to one that's already been registered. Yeah. And a protest, a dispute to the parking ticket. And it got approved. Yeah. And they go, typos happen. We all make mistakes. That was very nice. It was the nicest letter of just going, you're bad, our bad. Yeah. We'll just keep moving. Bad eyes. They probably happens to them all the fucking time. Yeah. They have to type it in. No, I don't know why I default. No, I know. I'm saying older people or people that have bad eyesight, they're probably misspelling shit all the time on the, for the license plate. I'm surprised that you can't just save it. Why don't you rate type it out here? A lot of the parking garages and like structures and like lots, they have, it's some sort of like camera system that knows your vehicle when you like pull in, in and out, which is if you don't, so you don't have to like type it in every time or worry. Like if you like forgot it or something, because sometimes you're like, you'll park and then you'll go walk to the restaurant and be like, oh my gosh, I forgot to scan that QR code and like do the whole process. Yeah. But sometimes some places have like a validation code. So and you know, obviously the cameras wouldn't be able to like register that you'd still have to put that in. It's like, it's like an automatic payment types of somewhere. Like as soon as you go in, it automatically charges you on your account. But then again, what if you're going in and out like the fucking one day that we went to that parking garage? True. You know, so it's hard to kind of just get some good cell phone reception. Also in the damn parking garages. One time I was at a damn hurry. I pull in and the guy's like, got cash and I'm like, no, I don't have cash. Can we just do like do this mobily? And he's like, yeah, scared this QR code. No cell phone signal. So I'm like, well, can I just go up to the top of the, like I was so stressed moments were like you. So I validated my car or my Tesla, I didn't have a key card on me, but I do it for my phone. And when it's in a garage and you're not next to it, you can't fucking turn it on or open the car. Like to me, that's, I don't know, you, that's just in case for emergency, you got to fucking fix that shit. Yeah, figure it out. Like how does cement block the signals? You know what I mean? Like, I don't get it. Come on. I don't get it. Let's figure it out. Let's find. Let's put mirrors up. Let's bounce the signal. There's got to be something. Some mirrors. Like, how are we able to get like fucking signal? How are we able to get like signal from fucking the satellite in space? But I can't get in the parking. I can call a man on the moon. Yeah, but we can't get signal in the fucking parking. But I can't even know about it. I'm on P2. Why can't I send a text? I can't call the police. Do you need signal to call a police still these days? No, I don't think so with the emergency fee. No more signal. I think they have that emergency feature. We can like ping through a satellite. About fucking time. Really? I think they did. Okay. I talked about that. I think in like the last big iOS update. Yeah. The satellite texting like when he's when he's out like hiking. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's a test. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. Oh. Well, figure it out. I'm stretching summer. However, I can. I'm talking good music. Friends around. And an ice-cold Baja Blast within reach. That tropical lime flavor has a way of making whatever you're doing feel a little more fun. Having a long day? 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Wait, the Roadster that's been, that's we've been waiting for for fucking six years. Wasn't it a longer than that? Wasn't the first Tesla a Roadster? Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. It had like a, this whole redesign. And they were like, we're going to make it sharper, faster, better, all the stuff. And it just like never came out for probably over a decade at this point. Oh, that means David's about to get it. He's one of the people that he put in like a deposit. He put it to posit or something and for it. But yeah, what's crazy though is they did this whole thing where they're going to be doing like, I guess the full unveil, yeah, there's the countdown for it. But then clips started coming back up. I guess Elon was on Joe Rogan's podcast and was talking about this whole spectacle that's going to happen with the unveiling and was almost insinuating that it's going to fly. It does have like, it looks like a paper plane kind of like this winged vibe. This picture is giving like, it's guys, it's not going to fly back to the future. It's going to fly. It's not going to fucking hover either. Can you imagine the fucking laws that have to be put in place for this part to be able to hover through the streets? That'd be insane. You hear me out though, it has like a hover flying feature that is insanely expensive, but it's possible. And you have like a pilot's license or something. I, there's, I don't think so. Maybe it will come in, I don't know, or hear me out. They just have this one model that can do it like this one car just to show that they can do it. And they're innovating. Sure. And that's what we're capable of and what we're working on. And this car is the only car that can do it, you're probably not going to get it for another 10 years. Yeah. It's type spectacle. I can see that. Which is like what's the point of being in that like, yeah, we can make cars fly fucking 20 years ago. I'm sure. Like what's, what's so cool about that? Like we know that flying cars could be built very easily. It's just everyone has to learn how to fly and then I don't think anybody should be flying. I don't think so. Except pilots. We could barely have people drive on the fucking road. Imagine flying and texting that FNC, do those tickets, just like 10 times the fucking upcharge for a flying wall texting. I'm just so curious to see what it's going to be. I've been so nervous today for and it's not even I don't need to be nervous because it's someone else doing it tonight is dancing with the stars and Connor is going to be on it. I'm actually going for the first time. I'm going to actually watch, yeah, at least the first episode for sure, because I got to see it. No, he's going to do great. He already has such great rhythm. He's going to be five, but it's just when you know like someone who's being on a show like this. Oh, yeah, he can vibe. Dude, he is like, you guys would be making great dance battle vibe and dance is different. He's like, oh, no, he can vibe. No, I think you can tell someone's like a good dancer where they're go to moves and what they're doing, like with their body, it's like always like original. Yeah. So like very good intuition. Yeah. Like with his body. He is rhythm. He's coordinated. Yeah. So, I'm really excited just to see what it's the first time also that we're seeing like I feel like a friend on the show too. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. That wasn't like a fucking top celebrity or someone that's like so massive. It's more just like a, oh my, like to me, this is like the first influencer. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like at that point, she was to me, she was just already too, she was already just big. How far did she go? She is second place. Well, oh, cause Robert Irwin one. Robert Irwin one. Okay. Connor like already like he's young, but he already looks to me like a like a late night talk show host. Like he just has the look like I can see like 20, 30 years from now, like him running like a talk show on TV. He has the face for it. Like he's just got the look. All the look, it comes out tonight. Obviously, this will be out after, but it's happening tonight as we're recording. So do you think you could thrive on dancing with the stars? The dancing part because they're, they're, dude, they're practicing for so long where I feel like you got to get it. Yeah. Cause that dude, aren't the hours intense. Oh, it's what you're doing. Like nine to five every day is just training and running the, because I know, like I know when we're doing like video, like, you know, when we're, do you like be yourself? We're dancing. We're in there for me like two hours. And then like we get the whole day. It doesn't look amazing. But again, we only had two hours. You're getting every day for like seven, seven days a week. Yeah. Before, before every episode, right? Right. Cause you get like a week. And then you don't learn that you root routine until that like the night after that airs. Oh, right. It's not like you're practicing every fucking routine throughout the, throughout the. Yeah. You have to every time that airs. You start going. And that's the, that's where I would like, I don't know, just the adrenaline of getting right up to it. I would like blink what I need to do with my body. Because you're doing it privately all the time with like a mirror in front of you. And then at some point, obviously your trainer has to take the mirror away. And then you're like, I'm doing it right. I know I'm doing. Yeah. And I think my biggest thing because, yeah, no, this is, I mean, I think out of all shows, because I would never want to be on a reality TV show. And if any show that's going to match my vibe, the best, it would be to answer the stars. I think it's just something that could be super fun. You're posting all the time. You can, you can like post still as like a content creator. All that is fun. It's the letting my partner down aspect where I would, like, it would crush me if I like in the middle that I fuck up. And I'm just like, oh god, oh god, you know, partner will make you look good regardless if you fuck up a good partner. Yeah. Like don't know when like, oh, you're not losing it. Grab my hand. I'm going to make start making you look good. Yeah. And there's some trickery. I think probably you gotta improvise. Like imagine, imagine, do like, will you get it right? And you, and you're doing the routine over and over and it's perfect, perfect, perfect. And then you're out there and then you fuck up. There's like, that sucks because now everybody watching just thinks that, oh, that was probably just a move he couldn't get right. When you're, when you were perfecting it, the entire time through through practice. That's how it goes. Yeah. Somebody did. Somebody did practice enough. Somebody didn't do any show you the numbers. So you're like, all right, okay. Like, oh, all right. You know, I like to do it. Like, I think that first episode, I think I would be thrilled with a seven. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Seven is like, wow. You pass. And they score you based on on like your, your like curve, like the curve of how well you dance, right? Yeah. It's probably you're hitting the beat. You're having a good time. You're smiling. There's a lot of stuff that I can make a dance. Good. But it's based on how well you danced. All right. Like so, you know how they'll be like older people on there and they don't dance the best, but they'll still get a seven. It's the spectrum of to them of how well they dance already, right? Okay. All right. Because sometimes I'll watch the dance. I'm like, I didn't look like a seven to me. And there be times where they get, they move onto the next round. But then the losing couple, I'm just like, that's strange. Because it's like 50, 50 with the ballroom judges and the America's, America's, yeah, favorite. I think that's the only country or is it international votes? I think it's just in the US. I would assume. Because like other countries have their own dancing with the story. Dan, I mean, I think I can get all of India to vote for me if I was on this show. India. I've played for you from Lebanon. No, but like, you would have like a ballie would tribute. Like tonight we're going. Oh, my, too, my heritage. I've quite a falling in India. You know, if I wasn't able to get the get their votes, I don't know. I could be number one. Okay. Official rule state. Yeah. That does not count international votes. Got it. Oh, but it is United States. It's territories and Canada. That works. A lot of Indian people living Canada. I believe based on my resources. Sources tell me. Sources tell me, I wonder if there's a theme for the first night or is it just show us what you guys? I think like shows your personality because I tell them times, then they go like, oh, we're going 70s or it's like, I thought the theme is a per per per per team. Oh, they don't assign it to everybody and then everyone does different songs along that theme. That's like a Halloween episode. Guys, if we, if y'all are big fans, forgive us. We don't know. Yeah. I've I just watched a lot of clips. Oh, they're doing I like it. I love it. Tim McGraw tonight. Oh, wait. I thought you get the you get the song before. Oh, I think everyone's probably doing cha cha tonight. Oh, and then everyone's like, does salsa. So everyone does a different type of ballroom dancing with dancing with the stars. Got it. Connor, I fucking hope you make it to the m baby. We rooting for you. Hey, Connie, you need to do this for us, for us, for us internet content creators. You got this, but also no pressure. Yeah, no pressure. Tyler Cameron. Yeah, you got a man. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're bachelor. We're, we're internet. You have to, you got to, you got to beat second. You got to like Connor have this one. So I guess it's sometimes it always depends. It could be style. Sometimes there's the nights like Disney dedication night, Halloween night, one hit one or night. So maybe it's not always by the, the dance itself, but you know, premiere nights usually focus on introductory rules rather than a pop culture party. It splits the premiere by gender using number one songs from each celebrity's birthday. Imagine doing those fucking salsa. I throw my hip out number one song. So mine would be babies got back. Baby's got, baby got back. Oh, is it baby got back? Baby got back. That was the number one song the day it was born. We've done this, I think Matt, we could talk about the first day we met. And I feel like I, we definitely didn't talk about that on this show, not on this show. We probably buried. We definitely, if I think we've done it a few times, I just can't believe that you remember stuff from the show. I like to, I like to set it and forget it. Zane loves a good crock pot. A crock, a crock pot. Set it and forget it. Now, remember all of our movie nights. Yes, dude, nobody wants to watch fucking movies. I always have to watch movies by myself. Make each other laugh. It could be the serious, the serious thing. I know, I do. Nobody wants to watch horror movies and shit. I love horror. You see me too. I've been watching all the Halloween's right now. Oh, do you do the whole like every year? You'll watch like I try like I realize I don't know shit about like Michael Myers. Like the whole storyline. Yeah, I never knew Lori, like the first four, you know, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lori. The reason why he wants to kill her is because they're siblings. Yeah. You didn't watch like the first. But the new ones though, they abandoned that. Not the new ones. The old like the original ones never knew that. Oh, well, I think I watched him when I was like 12, 13 at slumber parties and stuff and I just never like was paying attention to why he was always after her. Oh, did you guys see the new one that's coming? It's called Crystal Lake for Jason and the mom is what's her face? It's Jason's mom. Oh, but she's from like, she's a Scooby-Doo. What's her fucking face? Velma from Scooby-Doo. Yeah. Uh, where's my glasses? Yeah, Linda. I do. Linda Cartel English. Dude, I love her. Uh, I love her as an actress. So when I started paying the moms, I thought I can't wait to watch this. But my thing though with fucking Friday the 13th or the first one is that Jason's not in it. It's it's all it's the mom. So this is the origin story for the mom. Yes. But I like Jason. We're the mom and the whole story is that like the mom. The mom hurt my son because he's killing everybody. Yeah. And the mom is now like killing everybody too. Yeah, like fucking don't just like he can only kill you. Yeah, you can't kill him. He can kill you only. Mm-hmm. It's messed up. Sounds unfair. It's very unfair. Normally villains are like super fair. You know, they have an origin story like, oh my god, they betrayed me. Yeah, they need an Achilles heel. Like there's got to be something. But this one makes no sense. Like the mom deserves that. What was your favorite scary movie growing up that was like, what's your favorite scary movie, Cindy? Oh, age appropriate. It's like Disney, like Disney scary movies. Oh, don't look under the bed. No, why don't look under the bed was the best dude. Oh, the bookie man, the imagination. Imaginary friend. If you forget about your imaginary friend. Yeah, they did. It was true. It was fucking terrifying. The fact that I was a kid watching that shit at night. I can't, I couldn't believe it. Franny. Oh god. Yeah, that was a good terrifying. There's just a logical explanation. They, but yeah, they band it. They took it off the air. So you couldn't see it for like years. And then now Disney plus has it. Even the, even the fuck it on Disney plus. Yeah. Yeah, you can watch it now. The guy in Halloween town terrifying. Kano. Oh, the Halloween town guy, the, the, the, the, the fucking villain. No, don't say it. Halloween too. Halloween town to the revenge. Calabar. Calabar revenge. Calabar's revenge. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking, the guy is so scary in the end. Oh, god. And there's that scene where he like turns his head. He goes, that is, yeah, that's a way too scary of a face. She goes, hey, stop messing with my grandma. He's like, huh? Did anything that was funny? They're like, oh, this is funny. It worked. It was being creepy. They go, put it in. Look at that. And now they're married. Kimberly girl or whatever. Oh, yeah. They're married in real life. Betty geeky. Betty geeky game. Betty geeky here. Look at you. That's impressive. I don't even know that. I still see that to this day. Halloween, like the, the, um, the skeleton as a cab driver. I, I still see that in different places every Halloween. They still bring that shit back. We really did have the best shit. What are we not making shit like this? All right, brief pause for this episode sponsor collective. It seems GLP ones are all the rage. And I kept hearing all this talk about the benefits. So I started looking into it. Man, what a rabbit hole information overload so many different options and pricing all over the place that it left me feeling more confused. Thankfully, I found collective. It's so straightforward. You get Dr. prescribed compound GLP once for $59 a month from registered US pharmacies that are third party tested for quality and potency. And that price stays the same at every dose. A collective membership can score you savings of up to 84% over a year. 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Yes, which is crazy. Like I'm so thankful I was born in that time frame. Like being able to like experience all fucking checkpoints is it's pretty awesome. We were able to adapt quick too. Like do you remember TikTok? When TikTok was happening, we're like, oh, fuck. Oh, I don't get this. I will never get this. I don't understand this. I doesn't matter how long and a year later. And they're boom. Hey, it's crazy. Like kids now we're going to grow up and everything is just touch screen or not even touch screen. You probably don't even have to touch it by the time. Just turn this on. I want to watch this entertaining. Just think it. Just yeah, once I can. You can know exactly what you're feeling. Once you want to watch that will be fucking freaky. I don't you we don't want that. No, we don't. And got imagined the mechanical airs. Oh, fuck. You're changing channels and you find something is good. Oh, fuck. No, no, go back. Go back. I struggle with that. Sometimes like now we're like, it's it's like I can focus on something. But I'm always like, is there something else I should be watching else? Like I can't make up my mind about like, okay, I'm going to commit to this. They need to do. And advertising the movies every time you like click one like every time I'm on Netflix, I feel like nothing's nothing. Nothing news on there. Except I'm except when I'm in like the brand new release. Like section. But when I scroll down, I feel like I'm seeing the same shit. I see every single day. They need to like do a better job and like shuffling it in a way. Yeah, but that's why they went you to like keep watching other stuff sometimes. I don't know. There's all a strategy about it. But I agree with you. There is because you know what there is a whole foreign section in Netflix too. Yeah. So I think we talked about it on the live. But I can't stand that you can't search on Netflix. Unless you scroll all the way back to the top. Oh, right me off. Figure that out. I should just go to the left. Let me go to the left. Yes. It just let me search it. I don't. I don't know. Maybe you can have a more high tech one that is figured it out. That's the actual software in the TV. That's dog shit. Got it. Get a box. Careful what you say though because your your LG TVs are listening to everything. I've been wanting to get like with my little kitchen VHS TV. One of those like ones that you can like just connect like a little iPad. And then you can run just like old school YouTube reruns from like Halloween episodes just on your TV. So you don't have like put in the VHS. I mean rerun like a YouTube on the little old school TV. Yeah, but you just like have stuff playing. So during a party, you don't have to keep switching out the VHS. I've been debating doing that. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just run. He he have commercials, Halloween commercials in between like someone who taped Halloween town. But on TV you get the commercials. That's great. Like that's fucking cool. I like that. I did it with the Apple TV on my on my CRT. Oh, sick. And you just have to get the adapter that goes from RCA connection into HDMI. And then you connect that to the Apple TV. And then you can use the remote on Netflix, whatever you want, like YouTube, just like you normally would, but it's on the old TV. That's so dope. Did you guys hear about the the Wheel of Fortune announcer or like he yeah, you got busted. Yeah. The whoever's the announcer for Wheel of Fortune. This guy a little bit of a Thornton has been suspended for some inappropriate conduct, right? Mm hmm. Very inappropriate conduct. Very what? Let me see. But he's not the host. He's not Pat say Jack. He was talking about. He's not the announcer. This is the guy saying welcome to Wheel of Fortune. But the picture is insane. This person took a picture on the flight and you can see on the computer that he's like talking about little kids. No, that is crazy. I thought this was fucking fake. I was like, there is no way he's doing this on a on a flight. That's out in the open like that. Like no discretion. That's crazy in plain sight. How are you talking about this shit? And you're not at least trying to hide it. And you're on the plane's Wi-Fi crazy. What is happening going through that? No, like I would imagine. I've been had a golden corral in decades. Even corral. That's like one of the one of the in the text. That's got to be code name for something. Even kind of like mentions the fact that he's doing it in public. So he's like, so his username is Nicholas b 77 he goes, well, it's crazy doing lifeline from the sky. And someone's like, you're on a plane right now. What if someone sees? He's like, yeah. If someone sees a random sequence of lines on a screen, I love it. You know, like he's getting a thrill. I think he underestimated how well people could just be like boop and zoom in and see your screen. I wonder if the person just saw that and took a picture because they were nosy or like, because they're kind of far away to take that picture. Like there's no way they saw it with their own eyes. What was being said? So I wonder if they took it and then zoomed in just to like see. Okay. So I was like, oh, not to not to be like a creeper. I've done that as a joke before where I will like if somebody like if a friend is next to me and they're like texting. I'll go like, who are you texting? And they're like, oh, no, and I'll just go like a chickie. And then I'll take it and I was like, bust it. I'll zoom in and you can see it perfectly. It's just so and I'll do that sometimes because when you're looking at, if I saw that screen, I'm going to be like, what the fuck is he doing? It looks like it looks like he's packing something. It looks like coding. Yeah. Like in my, like if I saw that, I would have, I wanted to get a better look at it. I was like, I've never seen anything like that before. Again, it looks like he works at like the CIA or something. So he was in a suicide prevention, like a chat room and apparently they said that he was an active in it. Since Luzica family member in his spent time chat and visiting chat rooms offering support to individual suffering from, you know, suicidal ideation. That was like, was the 988 lifeline? Yes. So what happened was is that he started in the actual suicide prevention hot or like chat room. And then his lawyer says that he was sent a link to a different chat room that has a very similar name. Instead of 988 lifeline org, it's lifeline.chat. Oh, and so it kind of looks, but it's, it's a chat room for people with pedophilic thoughts. Oh, and the crazy thing is like, I couldn't imagine we've talked about this like literally two episodes ago about like being a defense attorney and like having to defend the horrible people, but it's just like his lawyer is saying it's like it's not unlawful. There was no unlawful, you know, CCM or other content on there. My client never viewed or downloaded or consumed any of that material, whether on that commercial flight or any other time. You know what? Sure. Legality lies. Sure, but everybody knows now. Yeah, right. I do when it comes to your job, like you lost everything. Yeah, that's in these cases when like you deserve when you're on that fucking route. Yeah, even if you haven't done anything illegal yet. That's fucking that's going to gold. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. This is disgusting. I watch her on an integrase impression probably like once a week. Who? 22,000 dollars on candy crush. That was so good. My impression. Just yell at us. Just fucking just spank us and yell at us. Oh, I got a Florida man update. Oh, you got another one update. Oh, sorry, not an update. Just another one and you won. Just a new one. It's just thin. Well, that's what's great about these Florida main segments is that we'll never run out. Yeah, there are, there's a guy that was just arrested. Jerry, could you click the third, the second link, the one that I sent you? Yeah. So. So this guy was. Oh, my God. I love his nose. This guy was arrested on meth trafficking cocaine and had a forged ID. Oh, dear. Oh, my God. In Fort Lauderdale, of course. Fort Lauderdale, Zane. He was trafficking between 14 and 28 grams of meth possession of methamphetamine, possession of cocaine, fake ID. paraphernalia, but what's crazy is that he looks like the guy from that fallout show. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who has a missing nose? I was wondering why it like we're reminded me of something and it was that he looks exactly like that. Oh, even his face too, like not even looking at the nose part. Yeah. Is it, did he lose his nose from all the cocaine? I assume or did he have like no cancer? I'm assuming. I'm assuming. How do you even do in cocaine with no nose like that? That's just like no's cancer. Did you get nose cancer and you can like lose your nose? Yeah. I did not know that. Those are the type people that pop up on my feet or like live streams and stuff. Like a one woman. She has no nose because she had nose cancer and but she has like a fake nose. She can magnetically pop on and you cannot even tell, but there are people out there who have missing noses, but you'll never know knows because the prosthetics are really good. Damn. But you're not beat in any accusations, like no, I mean, I mean, immediately after those charges, people are going to just assume that you did a bunch of, bro, I saw one comment. It was just this. It's. Oh God. Oh, no. God. God. It's like the lane is joking the book, but it just works for him. It's so perfect. Do you think is like he's doing cocaine with his friends and they're like, dude, you really should stop. Like, at that point, I don't think anyone would want to do cocaine with you because like, you have no nose. You're so bad. You're like, turn. He clears it. Dude. Here. Here. Here. Let me go. He took one little sniff like everybody's using like a dollar bill. He's got like a big guy's bulbous straw. Yeah, bulbous straw. That's what you have to use. We're like, oh my gosh. But how much money was it worth like $37,000 worth of math or coke or like $3,500? He had. He had $3,500 worth cash on him. Oh, well, to be honest, though, like, I want my drug dealer to look like that. You know? That's how you know the shit that was shit here. If I was buying that shit and that guy pulled up, it'd be like, that's my guy. Pete, I promise you, you'll water. And you're like, oh, that's how he lost his nose. You know, they say like not to do your own product. Yeah. Yeah. That man is like the example of not to do your product, look what happens. Or like, you look him up with like a friend to be like a dealer like, by the way, he has no nose. Just don't look. I don't look at anything else when you meet up with him, trust me, he's really insecure about it. My grandpa, he's past now, but he, all my life, he had a, um, the trache, he had a trache, like a, but he would always have like a little cloth right here and he, um, and all my life, all my, the way I would communicate with him is through like, um, uh, he didn't do sign, like he didn't know sign language, but he would, like, that's how he talked. But like, everybody could understand him. So like he obviously would understand us and he would talk back like that. And we, like, understood it, but that's how we used to it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you speak trache. It's an Arabic. In Arabic, though, not English. Oh, okay. Oh, that's even more tough. That's all saying it like that because I was like saying it. I was doing an Arabic. Okay. That's how it sounded. It's crazy how like even as a kid, I would like fully understand him, which is crazy. It's kind of like baby talk, you know? Yeah. It's back when I was fluent in Arabic. I told you when I was in Lebanon, and I was a kid, I was fucking fluent, like, I understand, I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. Love my body. Yeah. Love my body. Love my body. Like it was a spirit. That's one thing I would do anything to get it back. I think get to a lingo and it would probably come back to you. Like that. I think that, but it will, it will come back faster than you think. Right. And your lingo is pretty basic. And you're going to be like, Oh, I got this. I got this. And then you'd be like, Oh, I forgot that. I love how he said it. Like it was impossible. I mean, it's the thing. It's just take fucking forever to get there. You know, it's just like, especially me knowing how I learned one little three, like one or two minutes a day, a little daily quest. It's like as much time as you spend like on a wordle, it's in you, uh, and you get that streak going, it'll all start coming back and you do it. Maybe every time you go to the bathroom, you're just like, I start, we change the podcast to Arabic because it's open our, open our fan base a little bit. Yeah. We do a podcast, uh, we do an episode in the middle of, uh, Dubai for, uh, visit Dubai, a tourism. Before we continue, this episode is sponsored by sea geek. All right. I've realized I'm way more likely to actually go do something when there's something specific to look forward to. If I just tell myself I should get out more, nothing happens. But give me a concert, a game or some event on the calendar. Now I've got a reason to get dressed and leave the house. And that's why I like sea geek. 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Did you guys hear about the you and map or the you and all got together, well not the flat earth map, but a more accurate math in all the countries. All the countries voted yes, because this was like the true sizing of like the world. Yeah. And the United States was the only one that was like, no, because it makes Africa look bigger. Let me say that's that's like the how it's supposed to look the one on the top. No, that yeah, that's how it's supposed to look and the one we use is that one. I mean, man, it just it does look so much better the bottom one, but yeah, no, we should be looking at it out of how it is supposed to look right for sure. It's but isn't just funny like the US we were just like, no, the US is always on some bullshit when it comes to the UN. I find it so embarrassing. Yeah. It's so bad. No. No. Sorry. We you made us look smaller. So we're going no, we you made us look more accurate. You made us more. Yeah. Scientifically accurate. Crazy how like narrow everything is like it like how narrow everything all the countries are actually the crazy thing is though. It does make the US bigger, but they're also you're also looking at the middle of the globe. Yeah. You're looking at the middle of the globe and that's why it looks like you're just bigger like God. Okay. Then just tell the way the way the US wants to see it just have it turn a little bit look bigger. Yeah. So everybody can be on the same page, but it just now it just fits there. It's like a baby. You got to change it up for the baby a little bit. Yeah. So it looks like they got more, but they actually didn't also just like why even be a baby, you know, and you can barely see the other fucking you like, can you imagine how why it's just like, okay, Dan, we got a lot less than we thought. Why don't we build more countries build more continents, what the fuck is going on? Why can't we just like, just like we how we build bridges over water, let's build some new continents. There we go, Zane. Ring it up. Okay. We take bikini bottom and we just like I struggle with is just, you know, there's such like there's water shortage like all across the world. But we have all this water around us, but it's saltwater. So we can't use it, but we just have to figure out how to get the salt out and that requires energy. But it's like figure it out, figure out how to get the salt out of the water and use that water to like, or we just, it's tough shit. We adapt. We drink saltwater and our bodies will get used to it. We have to adapt even fish don't drink saltwater, though, they breathe saltwater, they're in it. They got gills. We got a lot of water. Like we got to make it work. Just figure it out. We don't need a flying car. We need what do you call endless energy, concurrent energy, perpetual, perpetual is that it, perpetual energy, meaning like it's just infinite, right? But it's impossible. Yeah. You don't need like to do anything to it or use energy to create the energy. Yeah. Like it's a constant. And no one's ever been able to do it. No, but it's like you could still hook up like a watermelon, like on a creek. So you're not actually put, but technically the creek is supplying the right energy is still coming from somewhere else. You know what I'm surprised we haven't done yet as a planet? Well, how have we not thrown a planet Earth party where we invite everybody, everybody's invited. If you live on earth, like, you are like, do you live on this planet, you're invited. And obviously a country, I think a global bridge, a continent. One continent is going to hold this party. Everybody comes. It's kind of like a world fair. Like, yeah. And it's like, this is the time we can all get together and figure it out. I love it. I like it. It's that. It's hay sharks. It's called, did you guys ever know about hands across America? Yeah. This is kind of an 80s or maybe early 90s, but like America tried to get everybody to go across America and hold hands at the same time. I don't think they were able to pull it off, but I am curious yet 1986, hands across America. I remember that. And fucking the horror movement. And us. Yeah. And I think that was it yet us. Were we able to do it? I don't think so. I'm curious how much they were able to cover, but it in a way was beautiful. One person on each end. All right. Everybody. No, but just you have like two assholes just like, so yeah, you donated 10 bucks to secure your spot. And it was 4,100 miles long, it went through 16 states, but like there are, oh, there definitely were gaps. Numerous celebrities joined those some world stretches in the Southwest of gaps requiring improvising your way, the longest human like wave and just from one end of the continent to the other. That would be awesome. Saying that's kind of what your idea, you were having someone had that big of an idea where it's like, let's just make it happen hands across America. And who's DJing? Who's DJing at this at this planet earth, dip blow, dip, dip, I'm out of everybody out of all the DJs. I wouldn't want it to be dip blow, but just knowing how everyone just books, dip blow for some. Got it. Who would you want to see DJ? Sophie Tucker. Who can look and really bring the world together, Zed, yeah, but he's oh, the world together. Yeah. And who's had lining Charlie X the X Charlie, imagine she's had lining the world planet earth party. This is like, this is what this is what earth is. It's just three six five body go I don't know why that just reminded me. You know how farms would have like barbed wire lines running like the whole property and it would be like continued into like other farms and like, yeah, stretch like a really far amount of distance. That used to be used as phone line and you would use that barbed wire line and you could call other farms, like hooked up to the same barbed wire fence. Like year we talking about like early days of the telephone. Yes. Yeah. And copper was because it was made out of copper, do we use copper wire for the barbed wire was steel. Okay. Right. Exactly. So it was, but yeah. So you would use that and they would call other like farms and other houses like so from the 1880s through the mid 20th century world communities turned barbed wire fences into improvised single wire party lines shared local phone circuits. Yeah. The top strand was served as the main signal and the lead in copper wire runs from the phone to the fence. And then yeah, they were able to all talk and stuff. That's so interesting. I don't know. I know it like came from that. That's crazy. It should put them to move yourself. Yeah. But then apparently like anybody could just hear the conversation so then they started getting like weird. Yeah. It was just like a party line. It's like a bill. Are you listening? Sorry. We weren't talking shit about your crops. I think you're doing just fine. It's just that your livestock needs to stay on my acres and not yours. That whole barbed wire. Yeah. We got a cow coming over on my property and that whole barbed wire situation seems so outdated. The barbed wire, you know the ends of like a prisons where it's such like a barbed wire at the top doesn't seem so outdated. Well, prisons, prisons use razor wire, which is so far away, like looking. Let me see. Like the most updated. That's another thing I thought we would have to deal with a lot more barbed wire. Barbed wire. I thought when you're running away like running away from the cops or just break dancing in barbed wire and quicks in. Oh, yeah. That's not the, that's not the most, like the most recent one, right? This. The paddle barbed wire. That's like the traditional one, the kind that you see on like on tattoos guys have where it's just like one little twisty, that's enough for like to get me. Yeah. For that on the top of it. It's crazy. Like I feel like if I was a prisoner, right? And I'm trying to climb up a wall. I want, like I said, like I was a guard. I'd want the wall to go like this where it's like almost like, oh, they do do that as well. And then it goes out towards like behind me if I'm trying to escape. And then you put like barbed on that, so like that'd be literally impossible because this you can still kind of get over, you'll get fucking, but you could still like make your way over that. Oh. Let's make it. Oh god. And they're rusty. They've been out in the rain. Yeah. Oh, and they keep it rusty on purpose. They want you fucked up trying to escape. Did you know, when I last time somebody like dog their way out of prison, well, when El Choppo, they had a whole fucking tunnel and he got out of that. So that was like the last time, like they're like a proper dig that was like a tunnel placement that was like, yeah, I maybe you never know the world's so big. There's stuff. That's why we need to have this planet earth party. So we can all share stories and there's a huge, I mean, this is kind of concerning. I just saw a new story about like a huge, like dust storm. It's like 3000 miles long or something being blown. It's blown across the Atlantic ocean. Now it's like hitting the East coast. I mean, by the time this episode comes out, it's probably already passed, but it's like hitting the southeast coast of the US right now. And so they're super worried about just a people's lungs and like breathing all that in. But there's a lot of bacteria that gets pushed with all of this. Oh my gosh. I think I'm going to get my flu shot today because I have to go to the pharmacy, just a flu shot. It's not a yearly one. Do you get it? Like every, do you get everything? I think people do, I think people do it every year. I do it every year because I, I thought it was every few years. I get it every year because I don't like getting sick like with the flu when it's like an important weekend. It's like a holiday. Everyone's like together and you're sick as a fucking dog. I hate being sick when I'm traveling and I'd rather not getting sick during something I don't want to be sick for it if that makes sense. God, I don't remember. When was the last time I was like sick, not from something eating something bad or whatever, just like, just sick, just out of like, you know, because of my season. I called. I know. I always forget. But sometimes they have like a sick log. It just like right down when I'm sick because I always forget, I think each person is just different too. Like every six months. Really? I think so. Oh, wow. I feel like it's normal. Yeah. Twice a year. When I travel, I'll get, I like, I'll fucking catch something. But when I'm just here, I try to, it's, you know, it's because I don't leave my house. You're not building up your immunity. No, I do build up my immunity though because I like, I'll eat shit off the ground. You have to like really, you got to, you got to head dive into shit like that. You really got to build your body up. You know, did I tell you one time I was, one time I was fasting at my dad's for Ramadan. And my subsister, she, she was hungry, obviously, because we're all fasting. And it was like two hours before dinner and she finds an M&M on the ground. And she grabs it and eats it and runs out crying out of shame, out of shame. Out of shame. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Now my mouth is hungry. Can you sniff stuff during Ramadan like when you're fasting? Like, like I'm not going to have an Oreo, but I'm going to just waft it as much as I can. That's allowed. Like the temptation of not eating, but you're indulging because you're a lot of, you're a lot of, you're a lot of cook. So if you're cooking, you're edging. If you're cooking and you're okay, you can enjoy the aromas. Yes. When, uh, if a girl's on her period, she has to take a break from fasting. You can't have anything exit or enter your body. It's like, it's something like, but, but, like, being is fine, but I, I don't know. It was like different. There was like different rules when it comes to that. Like if you puke, that you're, you broke your fast. You have to like make it up. If you puke. Oh my gosh. I guess it's like, there's a thing. Yeah. Interesting. It's sick. Like if you're sick, it's like something where, okay, your health comes first, but you got to still commit to God, I think there's something. I think that's because in my, back then when they told me that, it didn't make sense, but I think it's because like, take care of yourself and get back on the, you got to free pass. Yeah. And it was just fasting for a certain time of day, right? Oh, yeah. But every day, every day is different times are different. So like it's exactly when, you know how every day the sun rises and the sun sets add a specific time. It's different every day. So they, they have like a Ramadan calendar every year that they make, like mosque usually distribute it or whatever. And they'll show you the exact time that you're supposed to start fasting and, and fasting. Okay. So just no eating while the sun's up. Yeah. And then you know, like when took dinner, if you're making something like you know that, at this time, you can like eat the food. Or if you need to try the food, you just kind of like, work your way around that time where you can try the food around that time. It's interesting. I'm glad I got to experience that too. God, I got to experience so many fucking lives growing up. You really do? Completely different cultures. That's why I'm so open-minded. You get the best. That's a boat, bro. Okay. No one's in. I'm an adult. And then you pass for Allah. That was quick, very good. And then you fast for Allah. Thank you so much for that. My stepmom and dad were the left at that one. Okay. Oh yeah, yeah. They would have, they would have cackled. They would have told all their friends about that one. Hey, that comes very soon in like a few weeks. Oh my god, fun. She'll be here for a long time. Like two months. Oh, that's exciting. I guess something. We put that go to work. Are we having her on the pod every week? We're like, hey, you better bring three stories to the pod every week. Bring some food. Bring some butter chicken. Yes. I'm putting her to work. I'm an adult. Have some. She's had all that free time at home and shipped just snapping away. No, she's coming out. We're working. Oh, she's good. Oh, she's, oh, she's going to be an employee. And your mom's in town right now, right? My mom's in town right now. She just got in. Oh, yeah. I forgot. How did she look? Great. We're doing, we're doing her shoot tomorrow. Wow. I'm excited. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just getting a roll. - Fucking styled everything. - Wow. - She's gonna look. - Does she love it? - She loves it. - Okay. - She's very happy. - Good. - Everywhere she goes, she constantly get compliments and that's not even because they know she got worked out. Some ladies here and there will know she got worked done, but they'll go up to her and be like, "Who did you?" - Has her personality changed? - She's like, "Where are we going tonight?" - No, no. - Really? You know what? No, hasn't changed at all. You know, it's because my mom, my mom, I think we'll always still act like she has her old nose. I don't think that ever leaves. - Of course. - You know what I mean? - Yeah, definitely. - Has her mom changed? - I'd be like, that'd be like a horror movie. Your mom's like a whole new face and it's just like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it, but she's excited to finally just, because she's been avoiding pictures, video, anything like that. She's just been like, you know, taking care of herself, working out and stuff. So, remember my transformation? I wasn't really like, you know, I was working out, I wasn't going out, I wasn't showing my body until it was time. I feel like that's where she's in right now. Where she's just like, oh, I'm like. - Does she have a high school reunion coming up or like anything? - I don't know. - Do they have high school reunions for that when you're. - Every 10 years. - Oh, it's every 10 years for the rest of your life. - Yeah. - My mom just like went to hers. - What? And even when you're 80, they'll have it. - If people are still around, yeah. - Oh, if I was 80, I don't give a fuck when I went to my house. It's probably a little hard to get around the country when you're like 80, but yeah. - It's possible. - I think my dad's 50th is coming up in like a month or two. - Wow. - I think he doesn't grow a foot every year. - I'm still growing. - I see him and he's like, oh, am I getting shorter or is he fucking getting taller? He just doesn't stop. - It might be weird. Tony could be taller than you one day. - Oh yeah, he could be taller than both of you. - Like it sucks not being taller than my dad. Like it feels like something that should happen. - I feel like a lot of stars are not taller than their dad. - Yeah, it all depends. - I'm taller than both my parents. - Don't aren't both sides have like the tall? - My dad's nephew is very tall. So there was some gene on my dad's side where like there was tall stuff, but like they didn't know anyone like, I think there was like a tall woman in like old past like, like maybe like my grandmother's sister or something. I don't even know. - Like being tall is a trait that every guy in this world, like why do you realize how? - Yes, I think my lucky stars all the time. - Or I'm grateful for being tall. - And it's not only that. Like there's like, there's tall privilege. Like you get away with more. - Yes, there is tall privilege. - Tall privilege. Yeah, you just kind of get away with more, which is, you know, just want to let you know, just appreciate it. - Yeah, there is like some psychological perks to it. - Yeah. - It's like they're pretty privileged for men. - But like dudes who are like, have small man syndrome and are like insecure about being tall, you know, or insecure about being short. You know what I'm talking about? - But they're just fully and complex. - They can never have a bad day then. - Yeah. - Again, tall privilege. 'Cause if a tall guy has a bad day, you're not gonna get, oh, that's a short man syndrome. He's just having a bad day. - Oh, you have a short little guy. - I've met just some angry views, sure. - I think like, oh yeah, Mr. Tall guy. Like they're so-- - Oh, sure, sure. - You're fixating on me because I'm tall. I'm like, okay, well then you are now even smaller in my eyes as a person. Because you're making this about height. And this is just the way I am. That's just the way you are. I'm not, I don't care. - You go like that's what you want me to be here? - Yeah, like, I don't know. I'm not saying this happens often, but you know, you just meet those types of characters of dudes that are short but have a chip on their shoulder about being short. Does that make sense? - Imagine, you know how like everybody sees somebody who's like really tall and they're like, oh, you play basketball? Like it's just like assumed. - Right. - And like you don't really think of it. It's kind of like fucked up. Like imagine like there's a short guy and you're like, oh, you ride horses, you don't keep them. - You play miniature golf? - I went to a premiere for a show. And it was like an influencer. It's just like this really, really tall dude. But when we met each other, I was like, holy shit. I was like, oh shit, holy shit, you're tall. And like later on throughout the night and my head was like, oh my god, like can you imagine? He just gets us so often where he probably just wants to hear once, not mention anything about his height. - Oh yeah. - And, but then when I went to his page, I was like, oh, he does like his height. He does bits with his height all the time. So in my eyes, I was like, oh man, okay, I feel a little better now because he like uses it as a way. - Guys who are like over six, five, that's when like you just shouldn't even bring up like height. 'Cause they're like, obviously I know. They don't want to talk about it 'cause that's just their most defining thing. Strangers come up going, wow. - Unless you're really tall. - Unless you're a girl, then you can get away with it. - Sure. Guys love that. - I've seen like tall people meet up on TikTok where it's just like, we're having tall people night. And it's just really tall people get together. And I think someone's right. Some people are interested in maybe taller women and taller women like, I need to tall guy 'cause you're trying to find compatibility with how they are made. - A lot of tall, a lot of taller women like short guys. - True. - That's true. - Which is, I'm very surprised by that. - Would you date a woman who is taller than you? - No. - You gotta take one for the team some time and think about genetics. - Oh no, completely understand. - But you just aren't comfortable with that dynamic. - And it's not like, it's not a power thing. 100% not a power thing. It's just more, it's not power, but do you feel insecure? - No, no, I wouldn't say anything. - 'Cause you could look at the back of your head the whole time. - I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say anything. - I mean, you could look at your head. - Should we see in that ball? - Should we see that here? - I wouldn't say insecure, insecure. It's more like, if I would be fine with her being taller than me if like on a night, like he, she's wearing like, if it's like a nice night out and she's taller than me, I'm fine with that. - Okay. - No, like we're in the house, no shoes. Like I just, I, I want her to be shorter than her. - You're just not attracted to it. - Yeah, it's just my, yeah, it's just, yeah, it's my type. - Yeah, I know, I didn't just say that. - I was trying to like, I was trying to like not sound terrible, but yeah, no, it's just like not my type. - I realize my personality changes, like a little bit when I'm talking to like people who are way taller than me. - Like you're just like, yeah, man, like, whatever you say, dude, like I don't know, you're just like. - Like you're back in high school. - Yeah, like I didn't feel a little like, I don't know, not as confident. It's hard for me to put my, the finger on what I'm trying to like say, but I do know I'm like, yeah, 'cause I don't meet a lot of, or interact with guys who are taller than me that often. But like do, but it's just, it's rare. - Whenever you see like another like tall guy, like in the same room, do you ever go like, oh shit, competition? Or like, do you, like, I gotta meet this guy? - No, no. Sometimes I will see a guy from across the room and I'll be like, or walking down a street and like, that dude is tall. And then we walk past each other and we're like the same height. That's kind of freaky sometimes. - Do you guys, do you guys give a little thing, like a Jeep riders do? - No. - Oh, yeah. - The tall man handshake or something. - It's like a, mm-hmm. Nah. - Do you ever have to duck in those parking garages that have that sign hanging? - I duck all the time for things that are even, I know it's clear, but I still like, feel like I'm gonna hit it. - You wanna have my head? - You wanna ask my questions about like me being 5/11 at all? - Oh, you're 5/11? - Wow. - You see? - That makes sense. Guys who are 5/11, that's a tough one. - Yeah, I know, I'd rather be 4/9 than 5/11. - 4/9? - No. - It's just like, oh, it's just like embarrassing. - Yeah. - Like, let me just get to 6, please. - You can lie and say you're 6 foot. - Or, I'm just gonna get them shoes, that fucking. - Get them little boosters? - Little boosters. - Yeah. - You know, all my shoes are like super flat. And I need to just start wearing a little bit of fucking wedge in them. - Yeah. - You know? - I'm my wobble a little bit. - Am I, am I taking me a little, get used to it? - We're in heels today. - We're in heels, it's tough, but it's good. - What's the average height for a man in the United States? - 6 feet or a taller, about one in every seven men reach this height. Wow. - 6 feet, two inches. - More taller. - Well, unless it's kind of interesting 'cause it's a big melting pot of like so many like people. - That's true. - Like the US, the average, it's like, 'cause there's so many different types of Americans if we wanna get into like genetics and height, like it skews crazy in the United States. - What's the average height? - Your average height, he's 5'9". - You're like an average man in Lebanon. (laughing) - 5'9" and a half. - 5'9", you're 5'9" and a half, you're average. - Above average. - So don't, don't ever look at you as short anymore. You know what, that kinda helped me. - Yeah, you're above average. - Okay, cool. Nice. Thank you, thank you, computer. You've made me cancel my hair transplant and made me feel good about my height. Appreciate it, thank you. - You think you can beat your dad in the fight? - Because of his age? - Yes. - Yeah. - If you asked me 10 years ago, it'd be a pretty good fight. He's in shape. - Oh yeah, your dad, I feel like, yeah. - He's in good shape. - It might, my dad's in good shape, but I think age wise now, yeah, I could. - I, I still wouldn't be able to. - Yeah, like he, he, like, one might, like that sucks. (laughing) - My dad's 10 years ago, if you were to like flex it, he genuinely, a fucking ball. - I'll never get first time I met your dad. I was like, whoa. - Crazy. - So I remember, yeah, we were at like a car rental place or something and he like sat down with us and he just said, like, goodbye steps and just. - He knows it too. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. So he, he'll wear something. - He looks like Mr. Clean. - Yeah. - He should need that for Halloween. (laughing) - He doesn't celebrate it. - Oh, yeah, fucker. - He'd be a great big one for us, Mr. Clean. - Oh, yeah. - Just like. (laughing) - He got a little earring on. - Yeah, dude. - No, that's good. I'll tell him. Maybe, maybe Hidayah and him can do, like, a little Halloween for you. All right, guys. We're gonna land this sucker. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Xanaheitham Filtered. We post every Monday audit form and all podcast platforms in every Tuesday video, forming YouTube.com/anaheith. If you want to see our beautiful faces. - If you want to check out our Patreon, patreon.com/anaheith. We keep these cameras rolling, get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. You get early access, add free a bonus episode every month, a live Q&A every single month. Again, patreon.com/anaheith. If you want to check it out. On one, we'll see you in a second. 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