It All Comes Back To Community w/ Maggie Winters

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I want to make sure. We, yeah. I want, uh, aunt Maggie is here because mama Brooke is going to a wedding. She's in route to a wedding. She called me. I was wine drunk on the couch. I said, I'll be there so fast. I'm ready. She did. And you're here. I'm here. We're going to have, I know you guys. Don't worry. Like she'll be back. I'm not, you know, I know you love mama, but aunt Maggie, auntie Maggie's here just for the day. I think really nice of you to, to get your ass into my humble abode. Your abode is humble. Um, it's, it's not, it's going to be really nice one, one day. If you, it's nice. It's like really, uh, I'm seeing a lot of things on the floor that are going to look awesome on the wall. Awesome. So no one would have known that unless you said it, but I'm glad you did. Oh, a couple of spots. So Maggie. Um, Maggie, the deer, Maggie, um, if you've come to any of the fibs and friends shows, she's like an OG veteran of the fibs and friends. As soon as we started having, I wasn't there for the spring, but then I joined in the fall. Yeah. So if you've been at, you've all, you've all met Maggie. You haven't been to the show. What's going on? I'm just kidding. Yeah. We have a couple more left. We have a couple more. And so we hang up our hats. Hats. What were you going to say? Keys. Oh, hang up the keys to the theater. Yeah. The city. Every city we go to, we get the keys. It's awesome. They do actually usually give us the keys to the city. It's really special. Yeah. Um, so I guess, I don't know. How are you? Of course. You were in New York for a while. You're like in New York. No, um, no, I'm not like, no, I'm in Chicago. New York is hard. I actually know. I love New York. New York is one of the hardest places a person could live. Um, it's exhausting. Um, I'm kind of like subway Brooklyn vibes, but I feel like over here it's like sweetie little streets walking around loving life. Yeah. It's really walkable. Here's something that I have to talk about. This has happened to me. So before, I'm glad that you were late later than you said that you were going to be. Oh, hang on. Because like, I just can't believe I lived so much of my life with a garbage disposal and I didn't even think twice. I was like, this is just a part of my life. Of course I have a garbage disposal. And then one day, like my life is divided into two parts, garbage disposal. And then like after garbage disposal, B G D and a G D shirt and we want to go biblical. It's just like, it's, it's like one day it's gone. So if you have a garbage disposal, like they paved paradise and they put up a parking lot in my kitchen and it is like so insane that I just don't have that anymore. So if you have one, like hug it today, pause the video, go, go put a banana peel down it. Spaghetti. Down and being like, there's a fork in there, you know, and being like, that's a song. Did you know that there's a fork in there? The fork in the garbage disposal. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. No, literally. Don't hurt yourself. No. When you go down on your garbage disposal. Oh, and when you're going down on your garbage disposal. And you pull that fork out and it goes, Oh, it's smooth. No one's ever felt more like Lindsay Lohan and her before fully loaded. I'm down. And then I go, yeah, I found it. I fixed it. I want to get a full blown. I want to be covered in oil. I want, I want a jumpsuit and I want it to say, uh, your fibs, fibs garage. I pull that fork. I go, uh, ma'am, I found what was wrong. There was a fork and there's a fork in it. Hey, you have a handkerchief in your back pocket. A little sweat on my upper lip. Oh my God. People are going to be hiring you left and right. Yeah. It's podcasting. It fails. Cause if this episode takes you down, like we did not like what happened on that episode where he's going to have to do that kind of stuff. Um, well, I also wanted to say like, yeah, say you're taking your garbage disposal. Like the government is taking your garbage disposals. What's next? You know what? I, uh, healthcare. That's gone. The honey that is gone. What? We never got help. I don't have an ice maker. And I think, oh, princess Polly over here thinks life is just rainbows and butterflies and ice makers. No, no one has an ice maker. When you live with one though. And then you go back to having to get the tray out, fill it up, put it back in. I'm like, I'm in hell. I'm saying life is little luxuries. And sometimes we don't have those. We really, I mean, I'm right now schlepping my, this is, this is my problem with New York taking my, all my laundry two blocks down. I'm walking, I'm walking down the street, underwear in hand. People are screaming at me. It is weird. You just get them here under it. It's like here. Yeah. I'm like, here, please wash this. I wore this. I wore this all week. Here we go. I wore one pair all week. And I'd be like, we didn't need to know that. That's weird that I, I wear underwear so little that I have lost etiquette. I was like, yeah, I wear these all week. And Maggie laughed and I was like, oh, that's not what people do. If you're wearing underwear all week, it's okay, but let's give it a change fast. Um, but I, but I understand when you have to take your laundry to a random place and you leave it there and you're like, what are they going to do? They're going to wash it. I understand, but I'm, it makes me nervous. Laundry. If you have laundry, if you have an ice maker and if you have a garbage disposal, you are a billionaire and check that. Check that. Someone's listening. They're like, I can't pay my rent, but okay. I have an ice, but you have an ice maker. You're living. You're in the 1%. That would be also, you know what? Throw this group in there. Yeah. In unit washer dryer. That is not the same machine. Really? Just like. Check your privilege. Check your privilege at the door. And leave what you thought you knew. Yeah. There as well at the door. Did you ever, um, in college, did you have a washer dryer in your home? Yeah, it was, um. Jesus, you had everything. I mean, it was essentially like. You have this? It was this. Yeah. Oh yeah. She's gorgeous. I, uh, we had a washer dryer, but it was like the scariest part of the house because it was, uh. In the basement? No. No. We didn't have a basement. It's Texas. Where was it? There's a watershed down there. There's no basements in Texas? Uh-uh. I never knew. I don't know my way around. I don't even. When people have a basement, I go, oh, how very funky. Yeah. We were like basement culture. That's crazy. I would. We eat garage. We eat garage. You were chilling in garage. We, people had garage too, but we were like, go down to the basement kids and run around. That's epic. I'm scared of basements, but that's just because I wasn't raised around them. You should be. You should be. My brothers used to lock me in the basement, turn off the lights and play. The X-Files soundtrack. I don't know what that is either, Maggie. Is it X-Files? I don't know. Oh, X-Files. I don't know. I don't know. I've heard it. Scully and Mulder, I think. I am older, guys. I am in the hands. So I'm going to be referencing things from the 1960s. X-Files, they have this. I'm doing it horribly. I can't. I'm not. Please. Just look it up. But they would play it and I would be bawling my eyes out. It goes, you put the fork in the garbage disposal. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That is a good ass song. Bop that. The fork in the garbage. Are you being serious? I mean, so dead serious. Oh, do you think that would get us copyrighted? You've heard it too, is it? Yeah, of course. Can we play it? Let's put the fork in the garbage. I thought you were just. That would be fun of me if I came up with that, but that's a real. Just releasing an album. Yes, here it is. I think it's a drag queen. Or they're gay, either way. They're doing. Oh, oh my God. The ad right now is. - Scary. - Let's see. - More in the garbage disposal. through the fork in the garbage disposal oh whoa me going i was like that's fun maggie pretty stupid honestly but that's fun it's a full performance oh whoa okay my bad no no culture no culture here no culture no culture oh my god um how have you how's your time in new york been it's good i really like it today i had um a day out of someone's dreams it's and it's barely even started the day i don't know i really like it rained today like i woke up to the sound of rain which is awesome and i wasn't like i'm gonna stay in bed and and you're like i'm gonna i was like i'm gonna get up and i'm gonna go to sit in a coffee shop instead of before like i was i was in the coffee shop actually working oh my god and what were you working on i was reading through a script oh okay which is cool which is cool which is cool which is cool which is cool was reading through a script and i actually it was embarrassing because it was definitely and i've been called this a lot because i watched 500 days of summer last night which i want to talk about but performative which was it was yeah it was it was genuinely like i was embarrassed which is it was just crazy because we're gonna we're gonna go so far in the direction of performativism being so bad that if people are gonna start leaning into it because i did it on accident yeah i'm wearing a i'm wearing this this gorgeous warby parker frames yes and a cable net of course and i have my script out and i'm just having black coffee and two poached eggs yeah like it's not a great i might as well have a cigarette i'm lit over my ear you know like two poached eggs took it over the and yeah i have a tote bag sitting next city is sitting side car of course now like did i ask to be no that person no but that is like those all of those things are functional to me and there is a script pulled up on my on my ipad someone walks by they go what the hell is that guy up to no i mean obviously in my in my in my brain i'm like they are wondering they are wondering what my situation is he's about to be in martin scorsese's next movie wait that's really high but did you see like there's um performative male contest now men are going to parks the connor would look alike contest yeah they oh my god they should be one of those because well there already is the whole internet it's crazy i find this cafe i actually just said i sent brooke a video of it because i was like you're joking that this was right next to my house this whole time and i've been trying to find a spot that i could go and sit and not be constantly and this is something that i need to work on i'm constantly just like anxious that i don't know about going to a coffee shop or like maybe you're not allowed to have your laptop whatever i go i sit down this girl takes a zoom call out loud and then she's she's kicked out like they kicked her out it was raining dude they kicked her out you need to get out but obviously i order coffee i order these two eggs i'm like this is amazing 28 bucks so i can't go back i don't for poached eggs yeah i think that there was a typo no i think but i also don't think that there was a typo i just want the two i think it was it was like a like a like and then i tipped but it was like a service fee and thank you for tipping right well i don't i think that they are paying their employees enough at the 28 mark for two i don't know how much they could their eggs got maybe they're really good quality eggs i have do they taste high quality no oh my god i came to new york city the place we're at once and i got two um what's the word hard-boiled eggs thank you what's the word the word hard boiled eggs and they gave them to me in shell oh they said you're gonna work for this we have stuff going on is that right have you ever ordered hard-boiled eggs and first of all have you ever ordered hard-boiled eggs no secondly should are they in shell is this am i please let me know but be nice about it please um i'm cracking well i'm scared i'm cracking them and they're they're all over i'm cracking these i'm cracking these eggs in new york city there's shell in my hair there's shell under my fingernails there's shell in my in my cleavage hollywood producer comes up he goes you got we need you in humpty dumpty queen sorry about that it's good they're making a female version of humpty dumpty finally i've been begging for it yeah i know humpty dumpty she fell on a log she fell she's broken he's okay yes i would slay i'm sorry i'm a millennial i'm gonna say slay i would slay that role as humpty dumpty the girl version the girl you are performing you have a moby dick book i already talked about that last week sorry if you listen to this i didn't listen last you would i do i didn't listen last week okay i'm sorry oh um oh good i didn't listen last week and i won't listen to this week because i can't listen to myself well no worries because i'm sure someone's gonna jump your bones about your egg in the shell there's i've never seen i've never seen in recent days i've never seen a society of people weaponized knowing a fun fact ever in my life until recently it's like i posted yesterday this tiktok about um groceries being expensive essentially yes one person goes interesting you started with hummus given the state of the state of things i go i'm eating hummus like what i go okay next next comment um yeah hummus is expensive because and then they went on to explain that the um laborers that well the laborers that actually mushed the chickpeas into hummus they're all they all have arthritis and so that they have to overprice the hump they didn't say that they said something but i'm like i am not your enemy here it costs a lot of money and at the end of the day hummus is baby food and also like you're making a joke on the app tiktok i'm having fun having fun also like i've just that that whole thing like fun facts used to be fun just that like if someone came up and said do you know why hummus is so because all the people harvesting the chickpeas have arthritis i'd say you really that's nuts when you say hey moron chickpeas are hard to mush dumbass maybe if you did a little bit of research you would know that we're going through a hard time in the world everyone all everywhere all at once and they're taking it out on you and specifically your video of my hummus of your hummus like my bad hummus being 14 yesterday like i don't get hummus hummus is not like my well i was a good i checked out and i did self-check out and i go oh there must be some mistake i actually called the guy i forgot i'm just it did it charge me for like the tub they get all that is correct and then he's like you want me to take it off and he did this kind of like uh you want me to take it off and i can tell that do you want me to take this i tell i could tell it was going to be like a scan his id code ding the bell and i said just don't you know i'd like lesson learned here that was like when i learned how much fry from fried he stands on the thing the belt he goes this guy needs a thomas take it off they ring the it is hummus the poor bell oh my god then i'm getting egged in the corner hard-boiled eggs to the head you have your shirt off back to like back against the wall because they have to peg your back so they welt you it's like that pink sorry maggie take your shirt off now he's naked butt naked in the grocery store i'm checking out your butt naked over there like you're like damn she really fell off no that's but naked like give me a lap dance in the corner like okay what else that was honey honey that is the sickest shit you've ever said i've said sicker yeah that's true i chronic migraine is 15 or more headache days a month each lasting four hours or more botox on a botulinum toxin a prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine before they start it's not for those with 14 or fewer headache days a month it prevents on 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dot com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more the eliminati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years it's not like we don't need to think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the sip you know what i also think that new york the grocery stores here are like all very high-end ooh it's like i'm not allowed to say that no i just think that they're expensive i don't think that the quality of food is good i've had to switch grocery stores like three times because the meat is tasting a little like sponge and like i know that no meat is real anymore we're now in this uh this is what i'm talking about this is what i'm talking about this is a pretty dark episode like i'm talking about how the state the state of things we're not even and we're not even talking about the real that's going no like yeah we need to talk about taylor swift oh honey i'm ready to talk about taylor swift okay cool well i got a couple more things just absolutely burning a hole in my pocket so okay do you want to talk about them yeah well this is relevant to you because i'm i searched something up recently and if anyone's like listened for a while they know that i've said that i thought i was getting dumber and then it was just kind of like a funny thing i think i'm getting dumber i think i'm getting dumber but then i realized my attention span is getting a little bit lower and i didn't realize that until someone that i hadn't seen in a while was telling me about their new job and in my head i was like i wish i could 2x this so i because i want to hear what you do for work now but i really don't need like so slow i kind of wanted to 2x it and i wanted to kind of get do something do a chore while they while i listen to what they say yeah and then but i also think in general i don't really unless it's a really cool job i don't really care no i'm gonna forget as soon as i walk i work as a business analyst at the corporate museum for factual yeah growth.com well same day i heard a car crash and i turned and i saw and i was like i would i want to rewind because i know that's fucking twisted yeah so there's been some things so then i i didn't even type that in i've just voiced it in my head being a little concerned i'm a little concerned by like i also saw someone else say i just was about to go to sleep and i was watching tiktoks and i was sad and i wish that i could still watch them with my you while i was in my eyes behind my eyes while i was falling asleep and she goes whoa they got me they got me they got me time to read a book which is why so i don't know if it's from like me talking about on the podcast or my my recent spike in interest in in reading yeah that hasn't really hasn't really kick-started yet quite yet but you're actually thinking i read half of brooks book over the weekend you you told me it's amazing it's really good um and half half a book over the weekend is really impressive for me so i'm gonna pat i'm gonna kiss my brain but um my whole fyp right now is like hey i'm a i'm a social psychology major and we're studying this and our brains actually they don't devolve they they evolve into because in the past we've needed long-term memory for survival but like the more we consume short-form video the more our brain rewires to be like i only need to know um this much right to go to x right now yeah i know no i'm repeating something no i don't know i don't even know if that made sense but then it did you told me you took a month off your phone yeah it changed it was life-changing it was really tough because i wanted to send you tiktoks and stuff and it wasn't i'd be in the room and be like um i hate this example but i'd be like six seven or something you'd be like what are you talking about but it made me feel i was like oh the actual world that i'm operating in where the brain rot situation where i'm trying to have a joke with you and you're like yeah i've been out i've been kind of outside i know but a lot of people i think are like that you know me being fully off wasn't like the norm like normally people would jump in with you and that is community we yeah i think it's fun when we all know the same thing i think it's fun when we all know the same thing and we're like making a reference me trying to think of one reference right now like tim dylan if he listened to the last 30 seconds of this podcast he would clip it and he would have a hey day he could do 30 minutes on the last 30 seconds you go you go that's community when we know the same thing when we know the same thing yes that is community guys come on that's why when i walked outside earlier and everyone kind of has halloween decorations i go if you want to unite everybody everyone add more holidays you guys add more themed holidays everyone's in on it yeah i got some pumpkins let's start let's start like everyone go really go off on the ones we have and then we can add more maybe they'll add more as a treat for us for being for being good yes i'm showing up to halloween parties and now there's like seven people in the corner i'm going where's your halloween costume they're like oh get a halloween if you're you don't have one get one start thinking about it and get one you'd be humpty dumpty she heard you could be that and send me you go out with your shell on come on honey get that again get cracked oh my god get cracked oh my god that's a term that i'm not liking and i really like i hate that i said it do people say that yeah cracked is like the new get cracked like i don't know how to explain get cracked i don't know how to explain get cracked i don't know how to explain get cracked it's like is it it's sexual it's in nature yeah it's sexual it's like i'm getting cracked tonight i'm getting cracked yeah and it kind of get like when people say that i go honey i haven't been cracked since 1993 that's kidding that worked i did i didn't mind that as much but when someone said like our starbucks a barista must have gotten cracked last night because look at how much caramel's in my cup i go do you not feel gross typing that out like that's just okay i'm loving that actually you're liking it wow shout out to the extra caramel i'm going i'm going mormon mode over here i don't like that i'm gonna stick with soaking thanks yeah don't crack me don't just soak i don't like my starbucks reach is cracked i'll tell you that no i do yeah i want my datums cracked yeah hell yeah absolutely um on the on the fyp thing again before we even move on do you know the sora thing that came out wow i'm hearing this podcast and it's turning into like no it's turning into like i'm scared one of those think pieces sora okay i was scared of it too because every video the weird the weird thing is so sora is that ai i bet everyone already knows but if if you don't i didn't know what it was in time but it's all ai videos you like type in a prompt and then it makes a video based on that problem and it's so real looking and so it's a whole app and the weird thing is if you're just in the app the good part is it kind of takes away the fear that like this is this ai because it's all ai you know so it kind of takes that away now i'm not i was scared this is the best thing that's ever happened in my life jake paul and james charles doing collab pieces and and and uh jake paul goes going period i was like this is this is actually the best the best thing ever but you see jake paul and uh james charles doing makeup videos and then you scroll and you see mlk jr practicing the i have a dream speech in the mirror and i was okay this seems this is kind of whack i don't i really don't like this then also jake paul's not that i care about what he does but can he sue like i don't i mean he would have to sue sam altman or something whoever made sora and i think yeah and you can't open ai oh my god no that's really scary but it's like these people that are making these videos that are like james charles and and jake paul get ready with me that's the reason it's 80 degrees in october by the way like that is funny but it's like kind of not worth it because i want to wear a sweater you know i would yeah i would love i've been wearing a skirt and if i had jeans on i would this whole pod would be different right now i'm drenching sweat i do feel good though no this window now is really doing the damn thing yeah because it's supposed to replace like tiktok like you're just scrolling but it's all ai so you can't even like connect with them like oh my god i'm talking about connection and community again this is we've taken we've taken several turns and it's always come back to connection and community which is great that's the theme of today i really want to decorate my stoop because these people oh my god are all decorating their stoop you yes but you know what's sad what oh this is dark today's a dark one but i don't feel dark i feel good i feel good nothing convinces someone where you're like no i feel no i'm actually mentally i'm totally fine i did get a message today that said people are worried about you are you serious yeah you're not alone someone thinks you might need extra support right now and ask this to help i'm good i feel good yeah i feel good i went on a walk found a cafe today got my performativeness in already today like i feel great well you know what maybe people needed to know now they know you are he is okay if you didn't know now you know um but what i realized about decorating my stoop i was like i really want to go get some pumpkins or maybe a scarecrow scarecrows actually they're a little too scary for me they work on crows in me because they do they give me the heebie-jeebies why because they're just kind of guys yeah they're just guys at the end of the day don't put me in a room with a scarecrow i am opposite if you want to hang out let me know if you want to hang out with me if you want to hang out with me if you want to hang out with me i'm always looking to hang out with a scarecrow um you have a type yeah and men that can't talk scary men who can't talk that reminds me of wicked also it reminds me of like ed gein or whatever his name is are you watching that yeah i just started actually um they made him look freaky yeah it's actually so upsetting that i kind of wish i wouldn't have started it the fact that addison ray isn't so great is she good she's great yeah she's really good i really wanted to go to the concert in new york but i didn't go i didn't know about it um what i was gonna say about decorating my stoop sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i wanted to get some pumpkins sometimes addison ray takes over i realized like i wouldn't even be able to post a picture of it and then i was like i kind of don't even want to decorate it now how sad why can't you post a photo oh because it's your house be like my address yeah people would be here so fast no you could um you could send it to you could send it in like my mom yeah that would be good yeah that would maybe that would maybe scratch that itch send it to brooke send it to me we'll give it a heart we'll like it and we'll be like this is awesome we gotta call brooke oh my gosh i forgot whenever you want i'm gonna get i'm gonna give brooke a call do you have anything i wouldn't talk about um a lot but not right now okay no i'm kidding brooke she's a girl if i hold it up can you guys can you guys hear when i do this okay nice hello my love ciao hi bro ciao who i am maggie how are you mama i'm so good thanks for being the aunt that stepped up while mama's away of course i said mama needs her you know mama needs her rest and relaxation which is traveling to a wedding even though she's fully traveling um are you getting married or what's who's getting married am i getting married i'm kidding just in general yeah who's getting married oh my friend i love that i had a wedding last weekend and then i had a wedding last weekend i have one this weekend and so i just got really overwhelmed with with travel and and maggie you graciously agreed to step up to the plate so i really appreciate that yeah that would have been like an insane him out of back and forth yeah cape cod philly cape cod philly um well we're missing i over i overestimated myself well i'm missing you as well um and also just like while i'm thinking about it um i'll be in studio for the next three episodes in la so we have like and we're and we're and we're doing i can i and we're also doing a youtube video with yeah we have a lot going on with tristan chan oh my god next week i love their podcast it's gonna be very fun you guys yeah i'm very excited a little girl like me oh yeah in the big city what has what have y'all talked about so far we honestly we've been it's been like it's been a little dark one word amazing yeah one word amazing i'd say if two words it's been all about community i said community one time and now i'm getting ripped to shreds we talked about eggs we talked about eggs we talked about community we talked about um the implications of leaning so much on artificial intelligence and the effects on the human brain yeah you name it we've covered it we haven't gotten to amazing topics we haven't gotten to taylor swift that might be a good thing for you to if you want to do you have and have you dived in yet yeah i'm so confused why so many people hate it so much i am too i really enjoy the one that i've listened to i like opalite because it sounds like they would sing it on glee yes they would have hardcore they would bleed and that might oh i like father figure what's happening to me is that i am seeing on tiktok the songs as edits of like they're the songs play over edits of like characters that i love so there will be like oh the ophelia one to like akatar characters and i'm like well yeah yeah well you know like an akatar song and so i love it you're getting pavlov dogged exactly there's gonna be am i allowed to say this there's gonna be one of you guys to ruin the friendship and i hope you guys know that's coming what i'm looking forward to it you know there is yeah no i forgot that was the name of a song for a second i can't i'm i'm kind of like scrolling waiting for it um you guys get on that i've listened to that one kayla will be on it in a heartbeat kayla we need to ruin the friendship and you can make one of me you know kayla please please please make one of maggie aunt maggie maybe what is it what's the closest song to like auntie vibes i i um yeah what's an auntie song ding ding ding ding ding ding ding that would actually be badass i don't know that song so i had i had the boys over i had i had h3 over i had hank i had aiden over and then we were watching baseball and then it dropped because we were on youtube and it was like hey heads up breaking news taylor swift album dropped what's the closest song to like auntie vibes we listened to it i was like this is fun yeah and it's fun i think i think what i saw a headline that says is taylor swift too happy to make good music and i think and it was crazy because i was like it's weird for me to be like and there's people online clearly just visually taylor swift fans you can tell yeah and they're just number one haters and it's like it's just because it's different for you and i think it's gonna it's gonna be one of those things where in six months from now they're gonna be like oh wait it was it was good they're already coming out of it and they're just different and i think that um i think that we hold taylor swift to a higher standard than other artists but if i and i'm gonna say i'm gonna give an example and this is not representative of my view for these people but if demi lovato would have come out with these songs we would be like nice good job for getting back in the studio for example oh yeah well they have demi lovato's taken strays today no i'm just kidding well i liked her her new stuff too i like stone cold she's new stuff i think people are just like disappointed in like the lyric the lyrics yeah everybody really really wants her to go back to folklore and it's like she ain't going back there she ain't going back there it was an era it was an era era we are in a different era right now yeah yeah changes lyrically it's not great but who i personally am somebody that most of the time i enjoy listening for just like the beat and the melody most of the time and so that's that's fine with me for this one and me and me too and also me i i i just want to zone out and you know yeah i had a i had a great i also listen to lyrics and i like i like i like i like the lyrics i think they're funny and i like that the only one that i was like oh this i could pass on these lyrics was the eldest daughter one yeah yeah and she was like in the same breath like i'm not a savage i'm a bad bad bitch whatever i was like oh that's hard but then i saw the video explanation of her being like well this is just like how an eldest sister would talk like i'm trying to relate kind of to the youth millennial cringe yeah and i was like oh i get it yeah sweet but that one i also think that songs shouldn't like necessarily have to be explained i don't know who gives a fuck i don't i don't but i also i do because it was it was fun yeah yeah i think i that's a really great um read makes a lot yes that is correct um yeah i i i saw that like not to be like an intellect but i saw that right away and i was like oh my god i'm not a savage i'm not a i was like this is just like who she that is how she taught yes she she makes a video to like a sexy red song in that arena with her cat and turns around like things i did that and it's like yeah it's very on brand yeah people are expecting her to be someone else it's like she draw the cat eyes sharp enough to kill a man like that's that's her and that's a really good point yeah so anyways and it can be it is a little bit tough for me to listen to that one but in a way that i can push it yes and i will and i will yeah um okay well well said across the board we're three for three we're fans that's crazy we are life that's amazing yeah yeah yeah there's a uh what's the misconception that i'm like not a taylor swift fan and that's not the case i'm just like i think everyone's really used to me being like obsessed with things which is so fair but i and i like taylor swift and i'm just not obsessed with her which i think is what gives people pause yeah you got i'm kind of a stand of like all the pop girls like you can't pair them against each other for me i love that try it just give it a try because i'm not gonna take yeah okay i'll give it a yeah auntie mogs will be knocking at your door you are not gonna pit these girls against each 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able to after i see it i don't remember much all i remember is that i wanted to eat it yeah what am i i think he lives inside the peach i think it's a i think it's a i think it's a referendum on moby dick i really do he leaves his crazy ants to live in the peach just double check for me brooke i think it is a moby dick adjacent because he does end up in the belly of the peach and how'd the peach get that big you're gonna have to let us know i will let you know i do want to say one of my most viral tweets was about james and the giant peach Do you want to hear it? 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Yeah. oh here comes james and his giant fucking peach thank you guys love for love and support that's a real laugh like if brooke laughs like that that means like she genuinely like that that means the world to me thank you yeah no i'm really that is that was a genuine laugh here comes james and his giant fucking peach again here he is no i i love the spider in that she is she is serving oh he's very sexy yes yes isn't she in a beret i don't know i'm imagining that yes i think have i seen this movie the two ants they're like get in there that spider oh i don't remember the pacific that's a good halloween costume i'm gonna be that for halloween the spider looks like something from courage the cowardly dog which i don't like oh i like courage the cowardly don't come from a spider we're supporting women oh i didn't i said i'm gonna give it my best shot i didn't totally agree i did not promise anything yeah there are exceptions to every rule i did not make any promises i don't know i don't know the intentions of miss spider but i'm not 100 on board she helps james don't worry she's like honey i got you i'll be your father figure i'll drink that brown liquor that's jayla yeah i know okay i listened to the album in full i actually haven't even listened in full yet i didn't i lied i don't know why i did sorry but um i did i skipped around because i i only had the i only had the boys attention for a couple minutes you know the boys are back in town oh yeah there's no way you know my favorite song at all what what speaking of supporting women uh my new favorite song is where's my husband i think ray is like the most amazing woman that i've ever i haven't heard yes you have we'll listen to it in the boat i would like to ring you know what i mean you're right i have heard it yes i first saw a tweet about where is my husband and it said raise where is where is my husband is and everyone was like wait where is he missing because it didn't they didn't they didn't quote it i didn't know it was a sign i was like oh shit she's tweeting where is my husband i was like yeah you gotta find this guy i go yeah she seems so classy and she lost her husband that's scary for her come home soon it's an amazing song keep your drama inside the inside the home inside the peach gone girl keep your keep your drama inside the peach if you know you know if you know you know oh my god you guys i just got an alert authorities have arrested a suspect um in the palisades fire after a nine month investigation what somebody started the palisades fire i mean i said that 400 times so i wouldn't take a little bit of credit there do you know who it was oh no but i had a i had a friend on the hike where the my favorite hike where the fire started and she said that these people ran sprinted down past her and then she got in her car and 10 minutes later the fire alert happened what was there it was kyle why why are they trying to do that was it skull rock trailhead no oh oh oh but there were several fires so he lit a trash can on fire that doesn't sound like that doesn't sound like what i'm thinking of but that's annoying you can't be setting trash cans on fire it's these other there's a time and a place to set a trash can on fire and it's not you know you light on fire a candle oh burn yeah literally burn yeah um do you have any more updates for us ms brooke um oh i wish oh how i wish i did oh how i wish well do you how was how was last weekend's wedding we got to update everyone on lindsey's love ventures on snapchat that was nice oh did you like that yeah it was i like it was nice it was like catching up on a season of a show that i had just watched yeah we've got to get lindsey so for those of you that missed it i think because i think i only spoke about it oh and bonus yeah yeah lindsey is one of my best friends from growing up who is just like truly the most unique individual and has a passion for traveling and languages so she speaks about eight languages fluently but they're all like kind of unique languages like even like for like a lot of like specific dialects of certain villages because she travels and then she usually finds an international lover right we all do and then like kind of learns the culture and the language of the lover and that kind of becomes her thing like the way that like some people obsess over celebrities like lindsey obsesses over like culture which is amazing wait brooke this is a reference for you i speak six languages what's that reference it's a musical come on spelling bee i don't know it spelling bee no i haven't seen spelling bee oh you would love it i know i would you would have loved spelling bee you would i would have loved you've never seen it i didn't have to have to see it to love it i've seen akilah in the b that's close enough to a spelling bee um wow she's on no you need to get her on this pod because she sounds incredible like i fall in love with cultures too that's why i can't wait to move to minneapolis and find a lover and with a basement because i wasn't raised around basement culture lindsey uh she works in um like non-profit law and human rights and she's like a good person she's like an extremely good and like the most intelligent person that i know and so she was working at an ngo in like a very small remote indian village and developed a relationship with the village basket weaver yeah um i know a little bit about that we were giving an update we were giving an update on lakshmi the basket weaver and yeah so that was that i would like to get lindsey on the podcast i think that would be interesting and she has a very long uh presentation on her google drive of all the women and cultures and that she's been with and experienced and it's really amazing and enlightening that could be really nice who did she end up marrying what she's not married oh i thought it was her wedding she's moving to london oh no different wedding in london yeah but lindsey will be at lindsey and i are bridesmaids in the wedding okay that's it's our other childhood friend okay yeah well that's just fabulous where's the wedding this weekend the wedding this weekend is like an hour outside of an hour and a half outside of philly come on fun yeah i think you would love it i know i'll get up there to go one day we'll have to go to it's like in the country so oh that's and it's very beautiful maybe maybe a writer's retreat when we work on our rom-com yes post some pics of your bridesmaids dress yeah wait to see okay yeah we're all we're on the same dress and stuff like that and stuff like that i can't wait i'll give it i'll give it a like that um yeah that would be really sweet of course i'm supporting women i miss you both and maggie thank you again and i'll see everyone in in stude love you so much peace out love you so much love you don't hesitate to subscribe to my channel and i'll see you next week bye bye you know let me know if you have any more questions or anything like that okay okay i love you love you as he says hi too you can tell it in her eyes with the boys yeah is he's in suit with the boys well yeah no like she's saying she's like with my cats oh the cat oh the boys my bad i was like yeah she's totally in the studio with the boys she's surrounded by men it's insane thank you for letting me know by the way is he was as he was silent when we all agreed to support women this year so oh and she still is you know what no worries we'll skim right past that um i can vouch for izzy she's a good person she's a good person thank you and we'll leave it there um okay bro have fun enjoy james and his peach and his fucking peach and his giant fucking peach love you love you love you bye bye oh perfect girl i can't believe she was able to give us 17 minutes pre-peach she really did the damn thing i would be way too horned up if i knew a peach was on its way to my eyes what the hell if you knew her wait wait wait wait wait you get horny for the movie james and the giant peach oh my god yeah different strokes for different folks it's james and his giant fucking peach and that spider woman for me i gotta call the cops um yeah i think that that is such a you should watch it it's a good halloween movie it's kind of spooky it's halloween i have definitely never seen i've read the book it's not halloween no no it's not halloween but i think it's a good movie if you do you like spooky scary movies well no i don't like scary movies so i need something's a little spooky and this is like i don't like um what's the guy with that's all the everyone like all the characters look like um see it's a little spooky it's like unsettling yeah it looks like if i did shrooms and saw this image i would cry yeah i would think i was yeah i don't like this at all no this is not for me and that's okay like coralline that's what i was going to say once you start getting into character the all the characters that look like uh i love coralline like uh i'm trying to think of like um like kind of like kind of in the chamber lenny i kind of like lose i get a little spit like i don't like um oh you know what that's that would be fun instead of aunt i'm i'm the other mother you know other mother no i don't know other that's other mother she's the bad one so when i come on i'm the other mother yeah other mother's here she's bad and you're she's but she's bad in a bad way um she's bad in a bad way - And your dad who, he plays the piano. does making up songs about coralline wait what do you like tim burton or no that's what i was trying to get to i couldn't remember his name whoever named tim burton was absolutely right yeah he did they went off that is tim burton tim burton's mom and dad shout out um he he really can i see what tim burton looks like please i i've he if he i'm gonna scream oh no that's actually perfect but his hair is really perfect that's tim he kind of looks like he didn't have a gray goobler like in in his future kind of in a huge way so do you have a like a thing where you have to say the words matthew gray goobler every podcast and it's like a pain we had our drink every time they say matthew mgg sponsors the podcast to keep his name in the press and we're killing it good job do you um do you like nightmare before christmas no i don't like i don't like this kind of thing this vibe what's this what's this there's something in the air oh damn um some people hey yo yo relax polar bear oh look at that my my nieces and nephews are obsessed zero the dog dress max up for halloween i will i'm gonna see him actually because i'm gonna be i'm gonna be in boston if you're coming to my shows in boston over halloween we are dressing up we are dressing up maybe i'm gonna be my spider i think do you think that's that's fun yeah maggie i'm sorry i said my show our show's in boston no it's your show it's called fibs and friends we're well me and my friends friends have a show and it is dress up and we're all gonna be dressed as fuck up and it's gonna be really fun do whatever you feel is right i haven't figured out what i'm gonna be yet but it's gonna be really fun yeah maybe i'll bring a little treat for some good costumes i did you hear that i just spilled all over yeah you did you pissed yourself they're soaked go piss queen i'm wearing a bathing suit so that's totally fine is that real and i'm like in a water i don't like look i'm like looking down and i'm like don't look yeah babe all real so um did you well i was gonna well say it okay i just gotta get this off my chest okay jennifer aniston is dating a hypnotist okay they're dating a hypnotist and they're dating a hypnotist and they're dating a hypnotist there i i addressed it i didn't know that was real let me see him unless i dreamed that i saw this jennifer aniston curtis is dating jim curtis a hypnotist you previously married and she shares a teenage son with his ex what yeah oh oh he's hot i see how he's a hypnotist he can hypnotize me i'm right now like by the way if you look up look up a picture of um jim curtis yeah that's uh yeah you're gonna want to look up a picture it looks you're gonna want to pull up a picture of jim curtis and hey if you're driving pull over okay you're gonna want to save him and if you're in public go ahead and head home this is not safe for work i what kind of hypnotist has headshots like this this guy looks like bradley cooper they have to have headshots they need bradley cooper and um what's his face the other one that's bradley cooper and also and also bradley who someone that looks like brad pit and also george clooney that's it looks like a combo of all of them honey damn he hypnotized her right he was like jennifer aniston you will be in love with me no yeah he just looked at her he's like hey i went to a hypnotist once he was ugly as hell and he tried to hypnotize whoa he tried to hypnotize me and it didn't work and then he said my brain was weak i'm like isn't it opposite oh my god yeah i'm i'm actually i'm actually more prone to being hypnotized because i'm i'm i'm slow you'd like what that was the worst moment of my life i want to know if it's i know everyone says that it's it's not real hypnotized but sometimes i see i'm like well then did this girl know how to irish step dance before this because i don't think she did you think you think young girls are getting hypnotized into irish step dancing there's a huge uprising in young women right now they're all irish step dancing and i think it's maybe jimmy bieber jim curtis might be up to it he's getting the girls back dancing jim curtis one number one mission is to get young women in america to irish step thing my niece just started it jim curtis only wants one thing and it's disgusting i need to call her because what if she met up she's only six foot motive she met up with him i don't like this i don't like this there i said it i don't like this i don't know how honey i love this come on over jim curtis jim please welcome to the stage jim curtis come on jim come on now come on jim come on to camera jim he's right he's behind them he's hypnotizing us the whole time we bring jim out and all of a sudden like half half of our listeners just start tap dancing tap or irish irish tapping is not irish tap okay i never thought about it like that you wearing tap shoes but you're doing irish dance yeah a lot of people you know a lot of my family irish dances and one of my cousins sarah or bridgette frick sarah she was like she like competed for like best irish dancer in the world i had no idea so eat that jim curtis hey fuck you jim curtis you think you can you think you can come from don't ever show your extremely chiseled handsome face great hairline and salt and pepper and yeah keep your actual your absolute musky sex drive out of this studio and yeah you're with jennifer anderson how and how tall and how tall is he and how tall are you can you yeah can we get that if he's over six height and he is what is jim curtis is chronic oh they really don't want us to know yeah it's okay i didn't realize he was dealing with something chronic what illness is he dead i think there's a baseball player named jim curtis too oh this photo he looks good honey oh my god the act they went to malorca majorca fuck sorry maggie that's the end of the episode bye guys is that a cool place to go i don't know it's in spain or something oh i'd love to go it's okay he's a wellness pioneer author and hypnotist which is completely fine to be he's tall enough he's a multi-hyphenate he doesn't need to be tall oh god good for jim um that's that's the best thing wait can you oh wait we act out that's okay no no no it's we don't even need what were you thinking i we don't even need i was just going to read he continued through hypno realizations i not only transformed my health anxiety and relationships i've helped thousands of others break free from their past and patterns to create an entirely new reality full of connection community and love and it's all come back to connection community and love i've changed my tune a little bit jim you're welcome here anytime you can even sit on my lap jim come on over please you're invited to every family party now that is great coming to thanksgiving jim you don't need you don't even need to bring jen jen i don't who gives a fuck jim don't jim bring jen she's she's having she's stroking out she's stroking off right now bring i'm stroking maggie's completely stroking herself off right now in the studio it's just i'm naked in the groceries right now he's been an absolute hussy on this episode i apologize if you're watching on youtube maggie put those away my hands put that hand away your hands away please oh my god like i'm ever dancing because you don't have your hands up when you're dancing did you have a uh in a dress code in like young in like grade school and high school too i guess no well i went to chicago public school so they were just like don't you know look too crazy they didn't let guys couldn't have any facial hair could you could you grow that what in eighth grade i couldn't but there were some people i was like are you not 22 what's up guys i'm in eighth grade because football was like a big deal in our high school so it was like it wouldn't shock me if there were some people back yeah yeah there was one dude his name is brian and he had a full goatee and mustache and i was like that is crazy because at that point i'm growing i mean right now i'm i haven't shaved in 11 days uh zoom in zoom in come on if you look even from the side but like brian might be a little brian would have to bring a razor to school because he would grow so much during that school day that he would have to shave and they would pull him out of class but you have to shave brian and like what kind of regime was i in in high school where they were like pulling people out to shave their lip wait why they just wanted everyone to clean i yeah but it was public school who get no one but also a beard and like you can look really that's kind of crazy yeah so um for girls and guys but you had to you couldn't wear shorts or anything that if you put your hands down your fingertips could had couldn't go past it when i was in high school we had uniforms i went to all-girl catholic high school thank you and you had to your skirt but we that we were comfy like we had comfy ass uniforms i miss those good uniforms in high school okay me saying regime and uniformity being evil but like i think that if all school well i guess you have to mine wasn't like we were sloppy we would wear buns like we were sloppy mighty max shout out we would wear buns how many times can i say it we get it you wore buns jesus but i uh you couldn't wear you had to wear sleeves on your shirt you couldn't wear tank top or anything like yeah okay guys yeah i think other stuff you couldn't have you couldn't have like fuck you written on your shirt which is random sucks because that's what i want to wear to school fuck you fuck this place the math Teacher, sorry. Did you, you went to. Everything okay? No, I was bad at math, so it's like I'm having PTSD about it. I'm really bad at math, still am. Don't, don't give me an equation, please. I know you're thinking about one, I know. I know quadratic. Yeah. No, Pythagorean theorem. So I, this is pissing me off, okay, a little bit, because Instagram's releasing a new feature called Rings. It's going to affect 11 people, maybe. It's an award, right? It's an award for the most impactful creators worldwide. It's just funny, because like I know that like, I'm trying to think if he's going to, it's going to be the people that are like. If I don't get a ring next year, my whole career is over. That's all I have to say. I mean, like Tom Brady's going to get a ring. Like I'm saying, Tom Brady's going to get a ring. Tom Brady's getting a ring? Yeah, it's going to be like. That's my biggest competition. Who are these people right now? Like Mark Jacobs. Yeah, Yara Shahidi, that makes sense. Grace, Wales, Boner, sorry. Alana Mayer. Yeah, I mean, these aren't creators. These are people that, this is like literally just like a regular award. Like these people are winning regular awards. And the ring just goes over your profile picture, like if you have a close friend's story up or something. So it's just separating us even more than we don't need this. It's separating the community. This is now a class issue. What happened to community? Now they're having class. They're going, if you don't have a ring, you're disgusting. You're foul. You can't afford $14 hummus. You can't even dream of a world where you could afford $14 hummus. But this is like, I think if they would have just not let people purchase verification. Now this is just like a purchase. I think that's what this is. It's like now it's going to be like, look at all these people you have rings to. They're in our group. It doesn't make any sense. Adam is a buddy of mine. Hey, Adam, what does he do? He's like the head of Instagram. And he'll have a ring. He posts almost every single day. Well, if he owns Instagram. He's the head of Instagram. I don't know if he owns it. But these are, oh, these are the judges. Okay, my bad. Oh, we're actually dragging the judges. Oh, damn, my bad. Shit, wait, hang on. Hang on, hang on. Love this crew that they put together. That makes so much more sense. This is a crew full of impact, full of love, full of community. I love their work. I love what they do. None of them follow me. I'm not going to get a ring. Eva Chin, beautiful. Love your work. Alana. Alana. Let's wrap this up. I love this idea. I think it's great. And I love Instagram. I love Instagram. I love all the rich guys. I am with you. I love how much money you guys have. Yeah, please send me some. I want a ring. Like, I'll be honest. This is something that, like, I'm going to talk so much shit about. And then I'm going to get one and be like, it's actually, like, like, I'm an impactful creator. And, like, this is something that is really valuable to me. And, like, I appreciate it because of how much work I put in. The second you get a ring, unfollow. No, the second I get a ring, I'm going to act like I don't know anybody. Yeah, you already do. Oh, I'm joking. You put Mike down. Damn. Who's texting you? The government? Yeah, who is it? My landlord. Yeah, she's still here. She's squatting, I think. And I ain't leaving. Yeah, you can send them up whenever. She's, yeah, she's just sitting here. I'm staying. Me and the deer, honey. See you soon. No one knows that's there. So, thanks. Wow, you've never mentioned the giant deer head? Everyone only sees one way because of the camera, the angle of the camera. But you don't talk about your surroundings? No. Yeah, there's a deer head. I didn't shoot the deer. I got it. It was, someone had it and they were like, do you want this deer head? I don't think anyone thinks you shot the deer. Okay. Well, what if I, you know, do I not seem like I could shoot a deer? No. I couldn't. No. If I'm eye to eye with a deer, I'm like, that is really cool and it looked at me and I think that maybe it means that I'm God. Yeah, I'm chasing it in a way where I'm. If I make eye contact with any animal in the world, I could make eye contact with a roly-poly. I'd be like, something about me is different than everyone else. Yeah, I'm connected. And I know this animal chose me and I'm going to walk around the rest of the day, chin up a little bit higher than normal. Snow white. And I'm going to walk past people and be like, you don't get it. Like that, that pigeon really like locked eyes with me. On a wavelength. On a wavelength that I don't think that you can understand. And I'm on my way to buy $14 hummus right now. And we're reading it. To share with the rat that looked at me for a moment and we shared a moment. We figured it out. So I'm remaking Humpty Dumpty girl. You're remaking Snow White boy. Snow White. Boy. He, him. Because they just made one, which I didn't see it. Sorry. But it was with girl and now they need to make one boy. It was with girl. Now they make one with boy. I want to be Snow White boy. I want to be Humpty Dumpty girl. If I start campaigning to be Snow White boy, no one say a word. I want nothing but just unbridled support, please. Connor Wood is Snow White boy. Connor Wood. This, this spring, Connor Wood never, never gotten a call back in his life is Snow White boy. I'm asleep the whole show. And then the end. That's Sleeping Beauty. Connor Wood is sleeping handsome boy. I'm snotty. He is so tired because he took a melatonin instead of his allergy pill. This movie sucks. He is a dead asleep the whole movie. Like I have a DVD septum and I'm sitting there like strolling snoring. No, there's some freaks out there who would be like front row. No, I, I, I crusties. And this girl goes, ew, holy shit. This is disgusting. I don't even want to wake him up. His breast stinks. Nasty. I'm, I'm drooling. She, she shakes. I'm not, I'm not waking up like in the movie. Oh, she's in the movie. I thought this was an audience member. Well, cause like that's how they wake up. Sleeping, sleeping handsome boy. No, they, don't they kiss? Cause she can't kiss me cause my breath smells. Oh, in this version, she's like, I'm not kissing you. That's funny. Um, we just talked. Sleeping handsome boy. I'm here. It's the studio. It's the studio. Yeah. What? Um, they said never call me again. Rachel Ziegler. Rachel Ziegler. Rachel Ziegler. Running up to. And then she was Evita. To, to wake me up. Don't cry for me. She's climbing up to the tallest tower. She gets up there. Ew, gross. What the fuck? Why is he naked? What the hell's wrong with this guy? I wouldn't be able to sleep in a full gown. No, sleeping handsome boys in like a three piece suit. But like, I would be sweating. He's in like, no, he's in like a cotton all white. Like, it would be nice. I can't sleep with clothes on. I just got hired to do costumes. Okay. Well, then we'll have to work on this. Maggie just got hired to do costumes on the new set. Okay. What kind of sleeping handsome boy? Oh, I don't know anything about costume, but I'm going to figure it out. I am. I can study. Sleeping handsome boy brought to you by Benadryl. Why'd you take this before you went to sleep? Period. I needed to take Benadryl yesterday. I pet a cat. Yeah. You're jealous. You're jealous. Meow. You jealous. Touched my eye. Yeah, I do that. I know I'm allergic to cats. Same. But I love them. They're cute. They're like, hey, we don't nap cat. It belongs to no one. I'm like, I don't care. I'm still going to put my face up to its belly. And my eyes are going to close shut and I'm going to love it. Hey, that reminds me. So Brooke entrusted you the boys to your hands, Izzy. That's really special. Yeah. Because Brooke adopted those cats. She doesn't. They have a past, you know, like she barely knows him. You barely know. Obviously, that's family. That's chosen family. I am. I was supposed to say this earlier. You may have seen it on my Instagram story briefly. I did make some shirts. Yes. On fibs and friend. It's it has the hair of the dog logo. Yeah. I kind of designed it a little bit. I helped a little bit. There it is. If you're watching on YouTube, there it is. So these shirts are selling for. I don't know, but five dollars for every. Oh, they're sold out. Hmm. Okay. That's good. I was like, oh, they don't have my size. And then they go, they don't have any damn size. But that's amazing. That's good. That means a huge chunk. A change is going to the shelter that I found Max at, which is so exciting. That's if anyone's interested, we could we could re-release them. And they're shipping the week of October 27th. Happy Halloween. Chase sunsets in good times with your best friend, both two and four legged made made from a premium ultra soft cotton. This vintage vintage feel tea is as comfortable as a post-adventure drink with your friends. Adventure awaits. Grab your dog and let's go. That felt like I was Delaney Rowe in one of her videos. I was nervous. You're going to read the rest of it. But yeah, I didn't write that. But anyways, let me know if you guys want those back. And I think we'll hop in a bonus. They're really cute. Yeah. Love you guys so much. Thanks. Thanks for letting me come by. Unless you didn't want me to come. Unless you didn't want me coming. I will jump out the roof. Absolutely. I'll jump off the roof. See you on the sidewalk. All right. Sleeping boy. Sleeping beautiful. Sweet. Be beautiful boy out. Oh, I'm going to talk about all these sad movies. I've been talking about all these sad movies. I've been watching as a performative male front runner and in the bonus. So if you want to hear that, hop on over. Thanks for having me. Love you all so much. We're having so much fun over here. Thanks, Maggie, again. Love you. Unless you want to keep going. No, no, no. Let's cut it off. No, no, no. Let's cut it. Okay. Thanks, guys. See you. Bye. Coca-Cola. For the big. For the big. the small, the short, and the tall. 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