ISO Polycules in Berlin w/ Keilan

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So like, he moved out and then the place that he found was like moving ready kind of like now so then I was like okay well if you're moving ready then like I'm just gonna be like move out ready too but it kind of worked out perfectly because Q had his place like ready to go and there was a place that I wanted to move into that I was kind of like I had been thinking about and so when I like toured it I was like oh shit wait a damn minute like I can actually like move here and it's completely different from the place that I was just living in like the place that I lived in literally painted the walls put in AC like change the light fixtures like actually made that house a home and now this place is kind of just like hey like she's ready to go and it's so sweet it's really nice I moved in with my girlfriend and it's just been so awesome like I know I know I know I know I know it's really sweet and I've never lived with a partner before but like even like so far everything's gone like so smoothly I feel like if anything it's been so much easier because also like we have a dog and so it's just like nice that now we're all under one roof you see how she's speaking French right now like we we we right well it's very French but yeah because it was just like the back and forth was so rough well not like rough but it was like a 20-25 minute like back and forth from my house to her house so now that we're just like together in one place is like so freaking nice but with that being said I paid like a prorated amount to like stay in my place so I can like take everything out get it cleaned up and so shout out roadway yeah shout out because they're like lifesavers literally what ended up happening was as soon as I got approved for the new place I moved into I moved all my like small stuff that roadway wasn't moving and I'm so thankful I did that but I've been living out of a suitcase for the past like two weeks which has been rough and roadway literally came two days ago which y'all will see the moving vlog because guys as we all know as we all know as we all know I got these like custom Ikea closets made shout out the organized bungalow like hella shout they made me these like tea ass custom like closets but they are absolutely fucking ginormous yeah they are and and everyone like makes the jokes like oh i'm an empath like i wasn't gonna drink today and then i remembered like you know whatever and then they're like i'm an empath because like whatever like you're drinking i need to drink today like all the memes and jokes no bitch i'm an empath because when i saw roadway moving my shit i wanted to genuinely die i want i literally so i made a joke which me trying to joke with the like the guys who were actually moving a million pounds it's like is this they were so sweet though yeah like i kept like joking and like crack like well was i joking or was i trying to make myself feel better but i literally they were like trying to move the closet and he was like so do you think this will fit like in your elevator at the end of the day i'm an empath because when i saw roadway moving my shit i wanted the new place and i was like i think it will but if it doesn't just throw it away right and he was like no in the realness of that and i was like yeah and then they kept getting more and more like wardrobe boxes for me because i was like oh i think like i think like five boxes is like 150 pieces and i was like i don't have more than that like oh no there's no way oh he was like 20k so we went through the five like right the 20k wedding right right right okay wait the 20k one right right we went through the five boxes so fast and he was like i brought three more like just in case we like he knows he he knows and so we used every single last wardrobe well one went for my guitars and stuff but like you used every single last wardrobe box and i was like i should just throw this all away right like i should just throw it away and i was like i should just throw it away and i was like i should just throw it away and he was like and then i just was like i literally was like bro i want to die like i literally like told the guy like i was like yeah the cloths don't fit i'll just kill myself it'll be fine oh hell but then sorry he's like what no literally he literally was like wait what and i was like i'm sorry i've that was dumb and then he laughed he was like laughing hard as fuck because like they're so professional i feel like they're like i'm not a lot like i need to like i was like i oh that's god's work that's god's work he's like he just moving your shit right like i have the video footage and photos i have of them is like actually not real first off i have a million stairs like the stairs that i have to get into my house are not real and because they're actually very real they're actually very fucking real like they're in fact not holographic like they're real they're so real they're made of stone um and so they went up and they were like those stairs probably like 50 times didn't say shit didn't complain once we're so happy oh yeah and i literally was just like ordered them lunch like literally take like god gave them the fattest tip because i'm like first off the closets the way they had to have them dangling off the side of my porch to make that first corner to take them out the side they literally brought it all the way out dangled it off the side of the porch and then turned it back in to take it down the stairs and i was like no throw it away oh they gagged it oh oh the way how when i literally bought the couch for a new place and i didn't know about the fact that they have to fit through doors and so they actually had to sling it and it was just like a random guy not a mover just like the owner of the couch door with his friend like slinging it over the side of my i was like oh so i'm gonna chainsaw it when i leave yeah i'm gonna have to chainsaw it down the middle and i'm gonna just throw it out 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school sale that's brooklynbedding.com and promo code upstairs for 30% off site wide exclusive with our code brooklynbedding.com promo code upstairs oh well so then i was like talking to the guy and i was like you guys probably get so traumatized when you see these like ikea like pack systems and um emma and selton came to like help grab some stuff to like take to goodwill and he saw emma and selton and like emma has the pack system too but she lives in a townhouse and so he literally was like emma was talking about how like oh yeah when they moved it like it wouldn't fit up the stairs and they brought it up through the window they opened this like the top the third story floor window that's so real bedroom window brought them in through that way and got them up that way and so when i was talking to the guy the mover at roadway and he's like oh are those your friends i'm moving in through that way and he's like oh are those your friends i'm moving in through that it was literally him it was him who moved their closet and then they moved my closet i was like no shout out jesse my shout out jesse literally he's everything to me and he was like smiley so happy couldn't was never upset none of the guys had an attitude nothing like they were so just like happy to be there it's their profession like it's their skill like they know what they're doing and and sometimes you just have to trust it but like i also understand because i literally was like oh my god i'm so happy to be there and i'm like oh my god i'm so happy to be there and i was like can i help you guys pick stuff up and they were like no no okay literally they're no worries no worries i was god because that's why they're there because you don't want to do it so then you're like well damn right no i just felt so sick and you moved a whole whole like lifestyle that's the thing you moved like you were there for like five years i know it's really crazy and my new apartment is just well i mean my old apartment was so big like it was like pretty much like 2000 square feet and my new place is like 1250 so i'm just like no babe seriously throw it adjust no like seriously throw it away yeah like if you want a purse just keep three like no yeah you'll adjust though no yeah it like now it's at the place like at the point where everything looks absolutely like my house looks ransackled like there were thieves in the night that came but once i like hit a crossroads hit a goodwill run i'll feel like so much better yeah but i couldn't put my clothes away because like the closet seemed to be bolted to the wall i was gonna ask yeah okay so someone came yesterday to do that but my clothes were just literally everywhere it was bad it was low vibrational for a second and i'm just really sore and it'll happen that like first little dig i mean shoot i still have boxes because i was so overwhelmed after the first like two weeks i was like i'm gonna just have to handle y'all like like down the line yeah so give yourself time yeah it takes a sec but yeah i feel like once i can like go to goodwill go to crossroads like and just get rid of the stuff that i'm not keeping now that i have everything in front of me i'll feel like so much better but right now i just feel really crazy yeah yeah that first dig is like yeah it's and i've been wearing the like same like four shirts because i've just been like out of a suitcase and i just like yeah no you got it there's a lot of patience there yeah it's gonna take a couple months it's gonna take a second yeah but no it's it's like pretty much together but there was some crazy ass shit happening yeah and yeah i'm sure no literally like got a couch through at anthropology like literally bought it off the sales floor and when you do that you have to like come before they open or they close so i came before they opened to pick it up and it was like 20 minutes before they opened and we like got a u-haul couldn't figure out what part in century city it would clear so my girlfriend's like trying to like drive the u-haul in can't figure out century city like y'all played so bad oh century city with a dolly oh century city with a dolly madison again couch tilted on the side walking literally through the coffee bean at century city like bringing the couch to the u-haul concept of y'all even getting it from the century city like y'all don't care i couldn't even tell you how i couldn't even tell you where the front of that damn mall is oh well i know it like the back of my head so i was like okay try try the purple parking oh try purple parking oh my god try purple parking oh my god purple parking by the coffee bean uh right no i was like oh my god that's crazy no it was actually not real and i was so stressed like i literally was like that was like my only moving crash out i feel like that happened damn period where i was like we're not gonna get the couch in time then what's gonna like oh i was like i was like this but you got it though right we got the couch it was like fine and then i like ran up chamberlain coffee yeah and just like shout out and i had like we have like shout out because you went to century city so much because i also got a coffee table from that anthro too so we did that twice y'all are you're running it yeah no literally i was like this come on i just like when i think about century city i'm like what no it was actually no it was literally insane i don't know what i was thinking but it was just like i had audacity at the time and that's really all i needed yeah yeah and that's why you gotta go out fucking dawn right your shit literally well i don't know what i was thinking but i was like i don't know well yeah because they're like yeah you just have from like 9 a.m to 10 is when they open or you could just come after the store closes but then i'm like what the hell we gonna do now because it's just like let's do it in the daylight yeah right well you can't you see well you can't dawn or dusk yeah and so we ended up having din tai feng for breakfast oh yeah like 10 a.m din tai feng no that's real i was just like do they have like a breakfast menu or you just like us asians are literally having the breakfast menu we're having lunch for breakfast as a tradition also girl i went i went to glendale the other day or i was at americana in the morning and i saw these like two elderly divas walking out a cheesecake factory at 10 30 in the morning i was like y'all just ruined your whole day my you just ruined your whole day they started it it's over it's over it's over it's over at the end of the day which the day got it at the day at 11 a.m no and that's actually so real yeah oh my god i'm so glad we went to cheesecake factory right oh my god and like hey no like honestly tell the girls because you're a friend who moved to another country well we had and there's behind the scenes well you were moving yeah you were moving but we went like what two weeks ago was that two weeks ago look or was it last week well because they don't got cheesecake factory over there yeah and i was like hella craving it and i kept seeing the fucking chicken costaletta on my motherfucking 40 page so i got that shit who's she she's a pounded down fucking chicken cutlet crazy yeah please get it chicken costaletta it's like oh yeah wait costaletta is that someone's last name it's mine i just i married her wait is it a chicken steak so it's like a chicken yeah yeah it's like a fried chicken steak my love yeah and what bitches be doing on tiktok it's like a chicken fried steak like pounded down crispy as fuck mashy taters on the side it's on the pounded down part well the pounded down no no we won't pound it but the on tiktok riches be like subbing the asparagus for angel hair pasta oh okay so just because angel hair is their big one what i did though i just got i got broccoli i don't know if i go to everything well they don't have broccoli on the side that shit was so fucking good and it was like no i actually cleared the whole plate i was actually shocked was also like lethargic that like that was like you know cheesecake yeah they do too much no that's like you that's like stomach eating my back oh like ruined my whole time no i literally i was still because we went on like we went for happy hour happy hour but you gotta sit at the bar so we was out there 4 p.m sharp for no fucking reason but no when i tell you i was like nothing because it was packed it was literally packed packed at the bar so no worries love we just didn't do happy hour i was full till like the next morning for sure i woke up and i was like i had breakfast and lunch cheesecake factory and that's what's crazy about it too is this like girl name yeah no they're doing it too oh they play i would go back though because i well yes i'm like yeah i want the mac and cheese balls again wait those are good wait let's go no yeah because the mac and cheese balls wait let's go y'all don't don't play with me though i'm not playing you will be and i want to try um the pineapple upside down cheesecake it's really good that's my favorite i like pineapple like that it's actually so good thank you thank you saf let's do the real picture i'm obsessed with them using like the pineapple tidbits like period they're really good is the like cheesecake the pink set that's like cherry vibe inside oh it's really good with americino are you on um the tiktok of that girl who's like trying every menu item on the cheesecake factory yeah she's really like shout out her i don't know her name shout out miss costaletta right yeah i was on it thank you so much thank you so much no and the realness of that oh wait the girl cheesecake just like random people her she's everything she's so sweet too her top cheesecake right now is tiramisu yeah i saw that have you had that one but i would i would probably like tiramisu i like her ranking it's very fair yeah it's not biased at all and what she says she's because she'll be like this is bomb but is it this bomb i don't know i get the soy waste glib number two right well we don't know i don't know yeah my stomach is eating my back right now it's so crazy to watch this i'm literally like oh she does other stuff too red lobster she gives like a ranking yes well okay well the mac and cheese balls period okay does she have like an overall top she has like she does like apps to be able to read the chicken bellagio chicken bellagio what the fuck is that okay okay and cheesecake factory better be sending her a gift card she's gonna waffle skewer oh they're like a little square waffle skewers okay okay the barbecue chicken salad exactly okay oh that sounds fire mac and cheese balls is obviously me trying to read this book like okay okay lettuce tie lettuce wrap she says yes the thai lettuce wraps are good my eyesight's terrible dude i know i can barely read this anymore no i got my i got my contacts and i'm like i'm like back here like yeah korean fried chicken whoa but yes wait she's everything all the chicken dishes down i guess chicken they shit like chicken factory well yeah well chicken well chicken bellagio bellagio consolada right and the madera the bellagio empire like the madera da yeah what the fuck is that one oh my god looking at menus is crazy right now are you Oh, with the pasta dirt? Okay, they play so bad trying to put some greens on the top. Oh, wait, that's pretty much the consuleta, but no. Basil pasta and Parmesan cream cheese sauce with prosciutto. That would have me, like, I would literally be the Aria down the period. I would be literally at the table like Crocs. My teeth would fucking chatter. But you know what you're getting into? Like, when you go to Cheesecake Cook, you can't eat. It's just the lethargicness that really has me mad. If I could not be lethargic as hell, yeah. No, you Uber there. You Uber there is crazy. No, like, cigarette after. Girl, right, London. No, like, cigarette in the fridge. Like, London. Cigarette from the fridge. Like, girl, let me wake up real quick. Well, then, like, do you want to tell the girls about London? Yeah. Because you are our representative for our friend who, like, turns 27 and then moves across the country. Turns 27, moves away. I mean, not across the country, across the world. No, like, shit getting crazy as fuck, too. Like, I'm back in town. I, like, came back for work stuff, and I literally was supposed to leave, like, a week and a half ago. Like, two weeks ago. Damn, that's crazy. I know. But I keep just, like, staying, and I'm, like, doing other projects, and it's fun, and I get to hang out with my friends. No, London is real as fuck. Like, the novelty is over. Novelty found out. Novelty found out. I still love the city, and now I can complain about it because I've lived there for a little bit. But, no, it's still really fun. It's, like, really fast-paced. I'm, like, almost done with school. I, like, will go back for it. Well, okay, this is the thing that's going on right now. So, I leave here in a week. I'm going to New York for, like, two days. Two days? And I'm going to see my sister. Shout-out. Shout-out, Mikayla. Shout-out. Shout-out. Shout-out. Shout-out, my sister. Shout-out, Bob. Shout-out, Bob. Shout-out, everybody holding you down in New York. I should see Mikayla. Shout-out to the New York girls. I'm trying to keep it, like, hella low-key. Like, I think I'm, like, I'll, she'll be the last person I text because I only have told two people. And, like, I'm going to pull up on them, like, like, I'm there for two days. I'm not trying to do too fucking much. Yeah, well, because you know New York. Yeah, like, not posting out. You know New York. You better stay longer. You better be outside with it. You better stay outside. Especially in the summer. New York summer. Yeah. Like, I'm honestly playing so bad going for just two days. But, like, I, like, at this point, I, like, should go back. Well, this is the gag, too. So, I just, so I just got a job in Berlin. Right. So, I, I, like, locked down on this, like, sublet in London. That's so nice. And so, I'm so excited about it. Like, I got a nice little, like, standalone bathtub, a little terrace. Like, it was so cute. It was going to be, like, you know, my, my spot at least just for, like, a month. I'm kind of being nomadic. But now I'm, like, no, like, look, because, well, now I'm literally about to go back for a week because I'm going, I'm going back to London for a week. I'm going to Berlin for this project that I'm doing. I'm going for a week. I'll go back to London for four motherfucking days, finish off my degree. I'll go back to Berlin for, like, two weeks. Then I'll go to Prague for, like, two weeks. Like, it's kind of, like, I'm, and it's all, like, works out. Like, wake up. I literally, like, on the end of, like. Like, the struggles of moving, like, which I'm, I'm, when I say nomadic, like, my shit in storage, I'm living, I have a suitcase type shit. And that's, like, it's, like, a different kind of stress. Like, it's nice, though. Like, there's something so freeing about it. Um, I'll, I won't, I won't move furniture for a long time. I'll say that. Yeah, totally. I'll say that. Um, but life is, like, fun and exciting. Like, I genuinely, it's, it's giving, like, Saturn return type shit. Like, I don't know anything at all. Like, I literally know nothing. I feel that a hundred percent. You know, like, I, I, I'm, like, there's, and I think almost in a way, too, that's, like, I'm not even trying to, like, grab onto anything anymore. Like, I'm not, like, drowning in it anymore. Like, I'm kind of, like, girl, at this point, like, I don't give a fuck. Like, bitch, I'm damn near, like, I'm, like, I'm just, like, whatever. No, for real, for real, for real, for real. Yeah, just, like, floating in the water. Yeah, because you have to. Like, fighting against it's useless. Yeah. But it is, like, that big. Two, seven, two, eight. They were talking about, I thought y'all were lying. And I'm literally, like, oh, I have to completely start over for some reason, like. 27 Club. The rebirth, 27 Club. Yeah, like, so many things are dying. But you're doing it in a brand new place, which is everything. Yeah, a lot of new places. Like, I, so, I love London, and now I'm, like, I don't even know when I'm going to be back. Like. Right. Like, I don't, I really don't know shit. I'm going to meet you over there. Yeah, literally. But you have been so cool in the way that you get to travel around so easily. I'm stoked. That's so everything. And I've never been to Berlin before. So, I'm, like, I'm ready for that, kind of, like, you know, but just, like, about how free it is. And I'm, like, you know, I'm, like, I think I'm ready to, like, absorb the culture. Yeah. And, like, let me hit, let me, I want a new polycule. I want a new polycule in Berlin. Oh, field about the, there's field in Berlin. Well, I know it has to be. I don't think you need it. I think you need about, it has, it probably, you know, right, they started it. They started field. No, you started it. You started fielding. But I want to see, like, I imagine Berlin, like, I'll just walk outside and just, like, look. Like, I'll just look around. Just, like, look around and, like, see which couple or, like, which group of, like, which group of four people with a skullet and, like, with a skullet and, like, a unibrow. Any groups of three unsafe, bro. Yeah. No, seriously. Don't walk in a trio. You're going to come up to you. Don't have bleached brows and don't have an eyebrow piercing. Like, please, please, please. Yeah, I'm kind of just, like, ready for that. Yeah, that's going to be everything, though. I'm so stoked. Oh, my gosh. Right. Whoever's this, like, all four linked arms. Like, literally, like, join the link. You're like, hey. But I'm kind of, like, down. Oh, my God. It's going to be everything. It's going to be so awesome. I'm so excited. It's going to be great. For real. I'm doing, like, a cool, like, live work, like, museum project. I haven't done a lot of live work since I've moved, and so I'm so fucking stoked about it. It's going to be amazing and so grand. Girl, the art. Yeah, it's so serious, the art. The art. Berlin Art Week. Art Week. Berlin Art Week. Berlin Art Week. Yeah. You'll find a polycule, right? Oh, my God. Art Week? Wow. How many do you want? Right. I know. Well, I guess that's the thing. It's endless. Like, there's no rules. I'm, like, hella polycule. Polycule's in danger right now. I'm, like, down. That's the thing. You're polypropaganda right now. I'm polypropaganda. Which is real, though. It is real. Shout out the polygirls. No, the polygirls got it. Because, honestly, y'all holding it down the most. Don't let them dip your shot. I'm reading Polysecure right now. What's the other one after Polysecure? Hey, guys. We want to take a break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, NoCD. You know that thought that just won't leave you alone? 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And he gave it to me because he got the bundle deal of Polly Secure and the sequel. What's a sequel? No. What is it? Girl. Polly Wise. Polly Wise. I'm Polly Pocket, too. I was literally about to say Polly Pocket. Like, girl, let's just next up. Let's just next up. The Polly Pocket trilogy. Like Pennywise, like whatever. Yeah, I'm on my, like, non-monogamy shit. Like, I'm hella researching down, like, field research. Right. Like, field researching. Y'all know. And y'all know. Y'all know. Yeah. No, but I'm, like, my heart is so open. And I'm, like, you guys know I'm such a crusher down. You are down. Like, I'm such a crusher down. And, like, it is so nice to have, like, five crushes. I had one time. And, like, act on all of them. Yeah. But, like, not have to. Ethical monogamy. Yeah, being ethical. Just, like, it seems like it just requires, like, a lot of, like, I mean, it's all a mirror. Like, it's all a reflection of, like, self. It's all just communication. Yeah, that part. Like, I'm learning to be an over-communicator. That's good. In, like, all aspects of my life. Like, this is, like, it's just interesting, too, because I feel like my friendships feel so, like, Polly and, like, non-hierarchical. And, like, like, I feel so, like, in love with my friends, like, in so many ways. And so it feels like romance is now being able to, like, reflect that and still be, like, so deep and, like, so full and, like, fun. And it's, like, definitely work. Like, shit be coming up. Yeah, totally. Like, Bootsica. Totally. Like, Bootsica. And we need to sit down for real and talk, because, like, I mean, you already know this shit. We're going to, like, we need to sit down and talk for real. Well, I'm, like, come through to my office. The office hours. I mean, your office hours type shit. Yeah. Well, I'm, like, they're unlimited, but it's just giving, like, you either have to ride shotgun while I, like, you know, run some errands and stuff. Right, right. And now I'm past. I'll be passing your princess boots. But I'm, like, I have open ears and an open heart to listen. No, I'm finna spill. I'm finna spill. Because I'm just, like. There's things going on. Because I have big updates for you. Tee. Yeah. I'm, like, okay, come on. When the girls are living life. Right. No, and I'm, like. The girls are living life. Yeah, it's, like, so fun. Shout out, though. It's a big shout out. The talks is crazy. No, but it's a shout out. No, I talked some. Bleep that. Bleep that. No, keep it. Keep it. Well, because it's not shade, guys. Honestly, I saw a TikTok that was talking about how, like, we, like, we be so quiet on the creek now. We used to literally be on people's comments. Like, we used to be in comments, like, hashtag man crush Monday. Okay. Shout out. No, we lost the plot. No, I'm serious. Because there's no shade. There really isn't. And also, too. You just have to. There's a lot. Well, okay. As I've seen, you know, and experienced and all the other things, I think everyone's so afraid of failing. Like, it just not working out. Yeah, totally. You know. That's, like, our big one. Yeah. Just making mistakes, period. Right? Like, I think that everyone's so afraid to, like, what if I made the wrong choice? What if I did the wrong thing? But I think, and especially with relationships, too, like, I feel like there's all this advice and all these things and, like, red flags to look out. And, yes, while I think it is important to, you know, obviously, you don't want just someone to. To be safe. Yeah. To be safe. And you don't. Yeah. And you don't want someone to just steamroll over your shit. But at the same time, like, if you're in a connection that feels right and you really think it is the thing of the time, then lean into it. Yeah. And then if, like, a year or two years or three years, even for now. Or six months. Six months from now, you're like, oh, shit, wait, this is not the sleigh that I thought it was. Or it's not the thing that I thought. Or it's not the thing that I was looking for. Okay, you take that. And it's not even an L. It's not even an L. It's not. You learn something about yourself every second of your life. Exactly. Yeah. Like, you could always change your mind. Well, exactly. I know. We don't like changing our mind. We don't, Arjen. We be so heavy on the, like, we should have known. It's like, girl. Yeah. It's the safety part of it, too. Yeah. It robs us. Because how would we know if we don't experience it? Exactly. It's the safety thing. Like, we just need to know when we're actually unsafe. Yeah. Because half the time, like, bitch, you're actually fine. Like, send the text. Send the text. Send the fucking text. Yeah. Also, just, like, kiss. Like, bitch, just kiss. Bring that kissing. No one wants a kiss anymore. I've noticed that. And I'm talking to myself, too. Like, I'm being hella kissy right now just because it's, like, fun. Because it's just, like, no one. I've noticed that about the kissing. Channeling millennials. No one wants a kiss. I saw I Want Your Sex the other day. Right. I want to watch it. Go see it. It was, I want to, it was interesting. It's campy, I hear. It's campy. Well, it's Greg. I don't want to, it's Greg. Love Greg so much. Love Greg. Love Greg. I think it could, we could talk more about this when you see it. I think it could have been campier. Right. But I, the conversation around the movie was, like, so tea. Like, the conversation was really nice. And, like, something that one of the characters talked about in the movie, like, someone, something said was, like, Gen Z, like, you all want to fuck each other, but, like, are just too scared to, like, I know you want to do it. Like, I know you want to do it. And I'm, like, yeah, like, we'd be scared. Like. Yeah. We'd be scared. But it's, like, so natural to have desire. Yes. I think it's the judgment aspect of, like. Yeah, we're very shame heavy, bro. Well, it's just, it's shame heavy. We're so shame heavy. We're policing each other. Yeah. It's just a sign of the times. You know what I mean? But I think that every. Which is unfortunate. It's very unfortunate. And which is why I feel like I'm just trying to break free of the mold of judgment. Because it's, like. Yeah. People are always going to have shit to say. People are always going to have thoughts about your choices and what you choose to do. And we'll always make mistakes. Literally. And learn from them. Like, that's kind of the whole thing. Yeah. It's just, like, your willingness to, like, learn, take accountability, and, like, grow. Or fuck it. Don't. Like, I don't know. Like, I'm not, you know. I'm not here to tell you what to do. Yeah. But I think that, you know, when I was so, like, when I was younger, I just needed to have answers to everything. And just the older I've gotten, I'm like, bitch, ain't none of this shit makes sense, girl. Yeah. For real. I'm letting y'all know right the fuck now. The more in the weeds you get, the longer. Right. The longer you get here, you just realize that, like, all this shit you thought you had to know and do, you actually fucking don't. Yeah. Yeah. Type. And you realize that all the people who seem like they know shit about shit don't. So. Yeah. And you make your reason. Yeah. That's the tea. It is crazy, though, because sometimes I think about, like, how much I worry now. And I'm so grateful that I didn't worry so much. Like, when I was younger, even though now I look back at shit I did, and I'm like, I should honestly box you. Like, there are things that I'm like, oh, my God, like, with the brain and the knowledge that I have. now and the wisdom and i guess going through those things i'm like oh my god like if i think about it too long it's actually like like wow but in a way it is the whole point because sometimes i think about being 40 50 60 and looking back at the years when i had that kind of like social the social freedom that young people get like i think we should never lose it we can get older and still kind of like explore these things but when you're really in your 20s that's why they talk about the 20s babe like when you're in your 20s the whole everybody will let you fuck up like as i'm getting to my late 20s i'm understanding oh your brain starts to develop you actually become kind of like the person that has the structure you start to like want that structure naturally so you're not doing the same things you used to do in your 20 baby you're not taking a shot at 3 p.m no more like it's just not happening yeah and so i don't know sometimes i think about 20 30 years down the line and i'm like do i really want to look back and be upset at myself for being so judgmental of myself so like yeah strict so yeah like so careful when ultimately like to that point i know i know now from that wisdom and from fucking up so much when i was younger what's safe what's not what i want to do what i don't want to do like where my moral compass lies and so now it's just like girl i'm trying to have fun like i'm trying to have fun y'all and like see your friends and like really i think and try things for real too yeah well you can't do such right maybe let me have a conversation i'll go have a talk i'll go have a talk i'll go holly why right well it's probably secure first right allegedly i don't know but yeah not all i don't know because i'm just like do i believe in monogamy long term i don't know i don't know i don't know something so like there's something so secure about like having a relationship that like you can build such like you will be building such a nice bonds like totally totally totally it's also like and thinking about it too i'm like i haven't had that yet with like this person that i'm seeing and part of me is like like is that like an error that we need to also like really lock it down because i think it all comes like it's i think it's all so valuable yeah totally like monogamy is valuable yeah boom obviously yeah that's like the only thing that we're taught that that's the thing yeah exactly i think like i think it's all well around i think yeah it can be well-rounded yeah totally because we're all making it up like as we go we're making it up we're making it up yeah well and also too like i think there's like you're saying like it brings up a lot of stuff you know what i mean because i feel like for some who've never exp like i feel like even just being you know what's taught to us is a lot of like the same thing it's monogamy it's like this is what a straight relationship like very heteronormative like all of those things and i feel like even like being in my first like lesbian relationship talk about not knowing shit like literally i was just like there's so many things that like if you were to tell someone who's in like a heterosexual relationship like like oh like this happens or like oh yeah like you know what i mean they'd be like what that's like fucked up and you're like okay so i feel how you would like think that way but if you actually because it's just like i don't know and i'm just like there's years of like culture and understanding that like i wasn't a part of and like low-key i talked about this during like pride month a little bit but like more and more as i'm just like in my relationship longer i just like think about like no like i'd be saying like be who you are for your pride haha i'm like ain't shit funny about that for real because it's like the culture mama of like having to literally like the first stone dead ass like the things that we could and couldn't do and like all the things but also just yeah like the culture and like the things that we get to be a part of and stuff it's like even learning about stuff now i feel like i just have like an even deeper appreciation and understanding but i think that when it comes to you know like the polycules and like everything else too because it's like yeah we're taught one way and there is like an aspect of my life now that i feel like you know i can like try to like explain to my friends that are straight and like not in a lesbian relationship you know but at the same time there's just like an element that i'm like i don't know you'll just it's just like hard to like understand unless you've experienced it yeah and i feel like the same goes for like you know trying being poly or having that experience too or just like anything else that's like outside of like the heteronormative like things that we're taught because there's so many different ways to like love each other oh what thousand percent and like experience things yeah infinite amount of way i mean we can literally see that now too it's like even just kind of like the the the fantasy that we're sold in a lot of ways and well let me not even do too much but like in the concept of relationships it's like we see now too how those things aren't even fulfilling person to person maybe we see in all the you know the discussion about the child girlies and all these things it's like even the fantasy that we're sold as kind of this is like oh you will get in a relationship and like monogamy is like gonna provide you security and like you do this this and this and you'll feel very secure it's like it's so person to person in general it's so reliant upon the idea that we forget that we are the people who know what will fulfill us and also can create what will fulfill us it's just like why wouldn't you do like to your point why wouldn't you do everything that you desire because those are your desires and those are sacred and those are yours like don't let anybody tell you one two this that and the third because at the end of the day you know exactly what's going to fulfill you so go out and try it see what you like see what you don't like maybe go polycule it fuck it go like like genuinely it's crazy that we like restrict girl we just restrict ourselves so much i mean there is like a lot of like decolonization to be had about just like the things that we're taught of course but it's just crazy to think every single aspect girl we won't even kiss at the club no mo it's crazy and dating is like an easy one to like just like play with yeah that's the guy totally totally it'd be strict bro it'd be scary yeah it's so straight yeah it's so straight and i feel like even whatever yeah i get it you're talking to i'm literally like the general like the general general no like it's real no it's real all of it's real yeah everything's real no i was thinking about this too especially with like moving and stuff and more so you know just having to lean on my friends so heavily to be like hey can you like help me do this and like literally like i have to ask for help because straight up i could not do this by myself like at all and stuff and i was thinking because like i this is you know i hadn't gotten into a relationship until i was 27 and literally the way that like at the end of the day though a day though at the end of the day though at the end of the day though truly nothing will be more fulfilling than your friendships though because it's like yes love my partner so much and appreciate them very deeply and like they're there for me and stuff but at the end of the day like the way nothing will ever be being able to rely on your friends be deep with your friends and like be in community with them it's just like i really do feel so thankful that i spent the majority of i don't know my younger years just leaning into that and like friendships and like community building and stuff because i think that too you know i've seen some videos about um yeah just that trad the trad wife of it all but this girl made a video and she's like i'm 21 i'm having my first baby and um like i'm a stay-at-home mom or i'm gonna be a stay-at-home mom and like i'm exactly where i want to be like i don't need like i don't want to be saved like whatever yeah and i was just like period except for the fact that like the isolation i don't think you understand that you're gonna experience is like fierce as fuck bro yeah like it's a fierce ass like isolation it's also just a thing of like yes like you uh like i feel like obviously her feelings in this moment are so valid and like that i'm sure that's exactly what exactly what you want yeah really hard we change our minds all the time yeah yeah and i can only offer her that same acceptance it's gonna be really hard to change your mind with the baby and like yeah and even i don't know i i'd be watching people's story times now one thing about me if you do a story time bitch i'm sad like a girls crave youtube the girls crave 2012 youtube like real bad oh my gosh but i was to like watching this girl's video she was like things my boyfriend did that like made me you know whatever like one of the things my boyfriend did that i should have broke up with him over but like didn't right and i was like and when my boyfriend drops out about me it's about to be crickets it's about to be crickets i'm sorry i'll take accountability i'll take accountability like i'm sorry i'm sorry and i'm learning and i'm growing it's okay it's okay no and i'll appreciate y'all y'all's friendship and loyalty in that time i will but i'm like trust literally all like 30 toes down like oh and i 30 toes down to like it is what it is and every single day i try every single and he know he know like every single day i wake up and i'm trying to be a better partner yeah but like what am i to do but to take accountability for the times when i'm like honestly kid kid honestly grown man that i love and adore like personally if i heard about me in the group chat i would be like are you fucking serious like i would be like um and i will let me preface what i'm like i'm not like i'm not malicious with him i'm not trying to be mean but like you know it's very much a thing of like you're learning like new triggers that you had in your genie also when you're so beautiful and that you're in a safe place to do it look at least she's mine at least she's mine who want her i do no that's her style that's her style no but actually though because like genuinely sometimes like i say things and i will it breaks the fourth wall like i'll be talking to him and then i'll be like get up like sometimes i've literally been like mid-conversation i'm like i'm sorry why are you letting me talk to you like that like it's starting to piss me off because then i'm like wait a minute like now i'm pissed for both of us now i'm pissed for both of us yeah but it's also just like type a girlfriend like as hell also type a girlfriend also in the name of community it's just crazy because then obviously like i've had friendships boom like i've had friendships like all of my friendships are so long lasting you know what i mean that it's like i forget that like my friends know me like i know them and there's kind of a flow state that happens because we know each other so well where i never have to confront like these things about myself that are more like i can't think of the word but just maybe like incompatible with like other kinds of people because then also naturally we attract each other like we're all very like focused and like art driven we're very like like we're very like you know all these there's different understanding that comes with like history with her story actually and there's also just like the natural i feel like compatibility that's happened as we've like kind of known and grown with each other and then you get a type b partner and y'all and y'all know one thing about me like for example y'all know one thing about me is when i say 10 30 i mean 10 25 you're putting your shoes on i know because you don't know about me when it was 10 11 and i was like literally eating my mind she said 10 15 and i was literally eating my yogurt ball she's gonna be like you almost ready i was like no i got three and a half minutes left but it's my friends i'm like oh period like when it's my friends i'm like okay period sorry like it is when it's my partner i'm like oh i'm sorry oh oh i'm sorry oh okay i'm sorry no literally okay okay i'm sorry oh no i'm literally like literally let me make my wallet in my mouth like no sorry i'm like let me make my watch on my hand oh literally my digital watch that i just made by biting my hand oh i'm sorry it's time to fucking go it's time to go but these are things that i don't notice about myself until it's like a new person you know what i mean and i'm like oh oh you don't know dude oh dude i'm not kidding i shit you not this literally happened to me with the fucking couch gate this happened with couch gate because this is oh it like i low-key like astral projected right now yeah because literally we knew that we had a limited amount of time and now that i've moved like time time time time time time time yes i don't play about time and like now that i've moved everything takes to get to the west side takes longer um by like 10 to 15 minutes than from before like so i was like okay it's gonna take like a coup 30 to get over to century city boom my girlfriend rented a did the um u-haul and she did the thing where it's like self check-in yeah check out and so we're and i'm like we need to get there like now yeah they're literally gonna turn us around and then i'll actually like yeah turn into homer simpson like oh my god like yes and you're getting barded no shade so like you're getting barded so bad so i was like literally sitting here the u-haul is like not opening i'm trying to be so chill but i just don't i like all my chill bones are gone yeah so i'm just like okay wait um um and so i was like wait so why is it not open like why is it yeah wait like open it and then what set me is finally she gets the u-haul open and i'm like no we need to go right now like now or never dead ass and the guy comes with a leaf blower to blow out the back of the u-haul because someone like left shit back there and when that happened i literally rolled down my window and i was like just cancel it like just like literally just cancel it like literally honestly we're not and she was like no you guys just go now i'll meet you with the u-haul it's fine and i was like we'll see how you don't have eyes anymore so it's like right oh no because they were gone shout out madison shout the fuck out girl madison shout out counter like literally start the madison shout out counter because dead ass i literally start zooming over there literally driving in the bus lane like come on let's go i know about that let's go right now i know about that and i literally was like if we don't get this couch dude i'm going to freak out like i'm gonna freak out and thankfully we did get it but in that and she was like that's always the thing but the thing that pissed me the fuck off genuinely though the shit's not like genuinely like he had my eyes like rolling around in my like i was so mad bro is it worked out right it always does they say allegedly but like was a piece of the like the couch just in front of my car until we could like figure like get the other piece of the couch before literally we brought a piece of the couch down sitting just in the parking lot in front of my car right then we bring the second piece down sitting in front of my car so like by the by god's grace we made it you know what i mean by it was god's grace and we roll it out to her car whatever or the u-haul and she's like look it worked that literally wipe that smile off your goddamn face oh yeah why you want to get clogged harder when you actually do that four times a week that exact feeling when you do it four times a week and then you're stressing the fuck out the other day and your partner literally gonna be like well see it's gonna work out like it usually does and then you're gonna feel bad that you were mad and i literally was like okay okay okay take this let's take this let's double it i got madder like i literally was like like i literally was like you think i can't out mad your shit like i was like honestly honestly you're trying to have i'm gonna make sure it doesn't work out because then i'm gonna be mad because then i'm gonna be mad i didn't do that's what i thought that's what i thought that was inside out my head that was anger that was anger on the board but like honestly like when you get humbled that nasty it's like honestly okay like i was like okay i was like no because it's just like nobody talks about the actual radical acceptance and the actual radical patience that happens which is also in some weird way like breaking the fourth wall for me because i've only ever dealt with men who genuinely are like you're still talking like like they're like why are you texting me like i'm confused i'm like oh sorry you said text you like you know what i mean so i'm just like okay shut it so i'm like okay oh okay oh okay pattern recognition okay oh and it sure did work out and i was literally like this i was like but you don't know that see it could have not right nobody wants to talk about how it could have not right nobody wants to talk about it and that's okay that's okay because you know i'd be waiting for the day it don't work out i'm literally like yeah yeah hasn't happened yet y'all so let's just be patient let's just be calm let's be calm let's be calm it's a practice though you're learning from each other no because i'm sure he he worked on his punctuality right we can only pray i don't feel like it but we can only know like 15 15 turned to time well because when they be like a it's gonna work out i'd be like honestly if i could copy and paste that into my brain i would i'm finding it you know what i mean meditation is very serious like like now i literally be like let me take 3d breaths because it usually does work out like it's almost like i believe so fiercely that in a cosmic sense things work out you know like in a grand i'm like of course it works out when it comes to details though and i'm like the reservations at five and we're gonna get there at 505 and they're about to be like shut up bitch we gave away your table i'm like it don't work out yeah no and it's real yeah no the unexpected minor inconvenience or more importantly when everyone's not on the schedule that you created in your head because nobody wants to talk about the expectations in your head right i know about those just found out about those and they are everywhere all the time because i'm just like you want to see a day ruined not cheesecake factory i'll literally do it like that i'm like watch no don't do it don't worry like for some it's cheesecake at 11 a.m for me it's like just you know it's the five minutes it's the five no difference like genuinely i'm like it's ruined no it's ruined i was like honestly just okay not true just throw it away literally just throw you away and then you're carrying it yeah just can't i was like cancel it right no seriously cancel it but coming from type b friend boots like like usually it does work out sometimes it doesn't though but those are the ones that really like lock you like like ship you up right yeah right it's somewhere in the middle it's somewhere i don't expect it though it's somewhere it's always somewhere in the middle but there's those two extremes yeah that's the gag like no i'm extreme like evil no and i'd be extreme too until then i can't get into the show you know or i missed the call back and i'm like damn right that's right no that's real as hell that's real as hell actually yeah but we're just finding it it is it always is it always is which is so whatever but yeah but it did be working out it did be working out it really does it really does but yeah i do feel sick to my stomach sometimes yeah by the way it feels like my stomach all the time like when they say stress killer i'll be like well she got my ass she got my ass real bad i know and that's okay learning every day we're learning every day we're changing it every day like learning every single day right right um i went to the fair can i also say something though the last thing i want to say it's guys like honestly you know i appreciate every week that you guys tune in um for as long as you can still see us honestly because i went to the fair the other day i went to the well we went to the fair then i went to the fair and i'm out i'm on the way out i'm on the discount shelf you know what i'm saying i would say we about i want to speak for all of us because honestly for the first time in my life like i realized i'm not the consumer market period let me tell you why i've been shopping i've been shopping y'all know i shop i love to online just window shop i haven't been buying anything you know that's a whole other conversation like rocket money like thank you and consumer down but also i'm like i did do my budget and check my credit card this month and i was like i'm gonna shut the hell up so no i can't do anything stop texting me i can't do anything unless it's free so stop when i shop i'm in my bag era i'm looking at bags they're all eight inches like literally eight inches and four inches like deep like everything's like really small like really really small like everybody's mini mini mini mini mini i'm like okay weird because like i've never really worn a mini but like i'm excited that every single brand that i know makes a mini bag now don't know why baby i go to the fair seven o'clock hits the air gets a little crisper here they go boom boom boom boom boom boom boom every girl from orange county every single girl wide pants my exact outfit but wide pants wide but y'all know this is my uniform so like i'm still in with this part but like you know wide pants low rise tank top mini motherfucking saddlebag every single one like i'm serious like every single one i think i probably saw like a hundred mini purses and it hit me i'm like oh my right then baby they not talking to you no more old shut the hell up old bitch are you gonna bring that into the concert old bitch how are you gonna run around and have such a great time with your friends you don't know where the night's gonna take you you're gonna end up at the concert venue old dumb bitch and i was walking around with my big ass fucking bag literally big as fuck now i need to bring wet wipes because i'm old now and i genuinely was like whoa whoa this play is not about me anymore y'all they moving on they moving on they left you behind they girl i'm still at the party big ass bag two-piece bag boom boom two-piece bag with the zipper in the middle that's my style yeah i was like excuse me excuse me y'all no it was literally knocking everyone out with my purse with my big ass purse that has a nawala in it but the separation is nice though like that they see you're different have some respect well they could have probably told by other things but like it honestly just gagged me so bad by my cane by the under eye back but like honestly no i was just like wow like i've never been able i think i've never been far enough out the weeds where i see the actual like trends happen you know what i mean where i'm like oh my gosh girl like yes like the girls walk around with the middle purses and they're sickening they're sickening as hell but like damn you know like damn that's crazy so they're really gorge everybody looked so gorgeous i was like the girls are genuinely like y'all don't do that awkward shit no more like everybody was like it was it was together we need that though we need that like i was i'm so grateful for my like purple skinny jean era purple skinny jeans with the ripped when we had the bust down ripped holes on the knees god forbid wait did you guys have like the did you guys wear like the 3d glasses with like oh with the lenses popped out like well but so now they just make glasses with like not prescription lenses like y'all are y'all don't even know what you have y'all don't even know because we used to be in the real 3dx glasses real bad pop the hell out who's gonna read but um yeah no that gagged me so bad like i was just like for the first time being like wow like wow yeah i think they do that i wonder what they have in their bags too like a lip balm yeah lip gloss and like a wallet y'all let us know girls with the small bags they don't even have wallets it's apple pay right now right they have literally their phone and a fucking vape which mind you the phone don't fit because like the only little bags i bought baby the phone don't even fit that's why i don't buy this concert venue right like how are they like literally this small they're like this big they're like this big yeah just mini they're fine and they're so small girls let us know what y'all have in the bags below y'all look sickening with it too but i'm just like wow like it's not even shade it was just a moment of reflection like i've crossed over i've crossed over and baby they're not talking to me no more they're not marketing for me no yeah the girls are marketing that's like young ho for real like young ho bag where you just have like apple pay and like a summer fridays and like you keep it well and girls remember that you are the consumer market you know what i mean like you don't have to be sold to you can make the selling happen like if y'all all the if 10 of y'all decided you're going to buy a tote bag maybe there'd be tote bags on the it'd be tote bag down like you have power remember remember that you have so much power in that um so yeah come on come on it is crazy it's crazy to see like the anyway yeah it's just crazy the trends but we were wearing the same outfit so i was like guys wait like i was like wait guys we're like we see your big bag they're like we see your big bag faker i'm like what oh okay not thinking sorry but if y'all want me to hold this bag can you put this bag in your big ass bag can you put all five of our bags in here and hold them real quick and i'd be like yes like no my big chungus bag my big chungus bag it's no tea like bag just big as fuck like my arm literally out here i'm like okay sorry y'all i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry y'all let uncle come through come on let auntie and y'all come on we can all get on the zipper then i throw up and it's awkward so it's anything that can be packed down in a night in a night babe y'all don't want me on that because i was just like yeah i won't guys i i rode the guardians ride at didney and literally fine mind you find you mind you i literally was so excited to ride it because it's my favorite ride i've ridden it before no problems whatever literally like this on guardians like it's all good like checking up the deuces right god in line last ride of the night mind you i was eating like it was my full-time job that day um was just eating like okay cool boom went to went to ride guardians and i forgot that it's just like a little well mind you a little droppy it's a little well i forgot that like they get you in the fantasy where you're like oh you know what i mean so i am like just kind of like yeah like king whatever until they sit me in the back row and i'm sacks i'm like i wish i was in the front like i want to be in the front i think i'm so someone that i'm not like what so they like sit us all down we put our seatbelts on and like i was like wait i think it's actually like kind of scary like i think guardians have you ever been on it yeah yeah that was but i forgot it was kind of like intense so i dead ass the whole boy yeah so i'm well also i think it's important to emphasize like i was eating the house down like birria grilled cheese like yes yes 30 minutes naturally okay naturally so i'm on the ride they move us back and instantly i start screaming like instantly instantly mind you so many kids they're like turning around like do you want to talk about hi big chungus like they literally be like the big chungus girl the back is fucking like screaming the house down because i clocked in that instant moment that my nervous system was actually because you know the move like everything like my nervous system was so detached like i was not one with myself that it genuinely didn't understand i was riding guardians of the galaxy right and dead ass thought i was in a freight elevator that was flat like going down from a hundred fucking stories so literally it's like drop and then it brought me back up and i start getting crazy nauseous because it's like doing this and so i'm literally like oh okay well my butt's not touching anything oh my god i'm literally like like actually for the first time i'm like wait hold on hold on like i'm gonna be the person that like stops guardians for the first yeah and so whatever the ride finishes it does that last little bobble shit and i am so nauseous and i literally am sweating i'm in a cold sweat all the kids are looking i traumatized everyone there was a girl who went to the bibbidi bobbidi boutique i literally kept being like i literally kept saying is she allowed to ride is she allowed to ride this is she allowed to she's really small is she allowed to ride this like asking everyone i was like wait she is she tall and well when her bun made her tall enough i was like don't know on the top of no no wait let's measure her like i couldn't gag you that she was allowed to ride it so then we get off the ride i'm like shell shocked like literally like oh my god like unwell forever get off the ride all the kids are like like laughing kind of like you good ma like you good big jungus i'm like no bitch i'm not good i'm not fucking good the shout out miss my diva there is a neighbor who was there who was working the ride and she i passed by her my i'm so sorry i know i look fucked up okay and that's real she literally hands me like a card to write again like she doesn't say anything she's just like this for you oh hands me a card to write again i almost shit myself but yeah so i literally took the card and was like thank you got off and just sat down just sat down couldn't really get up or do anything right sipping on a sprite just not okay thank you know about that just not oh yeah and for the first time i was like okay i'm just regulated for real for real because the way that i actually before could like i feel like my nervous system would be like this is a ride so we can have fun and that's how my nervous system was like this is a fucking elevator you're about to like yeah fight or flight yeah i was like oh okay um that was weird they do um that was a little weird and awkward they do um they have things for nausea there okay i'm like my mom about it and i'm gonna ask her i'm gonna ask her but like i did go recently because my parents were here and they you know did their big one and my mom got so motion sick that we had to take her into first aid and i was like bawling my eyes out telling them to call 9-1-1 oh my god um so yeah well also because when my it's funny now it's funny now she's actually very okay and i'll make sure she's like good with me telling the story um okay because the problem is that when they come i'm put on fucking fast pass duty as we know and i lock in i did have us writing like the big five like all throughout the morning and i love my mom she just like she says that she was feeling a little she gets motion sick i get motion sick too but like she gets it worse than me and she was saying that she um yeah yeah um well so then be warned um she was telling me that she was feeling a little bit but she didn't think it was like that big of a deal but then we did get off the last ride and she was just like a little shooky like very shooky and it was like shooky so then it was like i went to the first aid because i was like oh like you know my mom's feeling kind of nauseous whatever they do have stuff right they have drama if anyone cares they have drama mean and they have like food poisoning stuff oh i need that we thought it was food poisoning at first because we did get fish and chips for some reason well i didn't order them but like it's fine and just be warned that i also was feeling nauseous separately but like who's it's a toss-up it's a toss-up what was like doing that um but my mom was just like not feeling better and then it got kind of scary and then it turned into well i'm sorry i'm like i'm loading the clip on you but and then it turned into they like put her in the wheelchair type because like it was actually so serious don't do that um if you're motion sick because you do get rolled over a mile and a half of cobble really quickly so we were wheelchairing my mom to first aid which i was feeling kind of like at first because she was very much you know talking to us they were just kind of giving like oh like very nauseous like whatever i was okay by the time we like actually rode her over rough terrains for 20 minutes to the first aid place she was pale couldn't really talk hands were numb which mind you just found out that if you get really bad motion sickness like your hands and your face can get like numb that was dead me didn't know that so like they had her like in the car and also the first aid baby don't play as nurses okay sorry okay sorry i'm sorry i'm in anaheim and it's not like registering to me that y'all got your fucking degree and y'all fucking know every fucking thing okay so like she was laying in the cot like just shook me trying to cry i'm like right just shook yeah and they are nurses but they're at disneyland right so so you're not taking it so i was like no like i was like no you're writing things down but like my mother is like pale and like laying down and she like can't walk so i was in there like call 9-1-1 like like i was like no call 9-1-1 and he was like oh we're just gonna like take vitals up i was like i was like okay mouseketeer or something like i was like okay mouseketeer um i actually have web md and i know that if you're numb like i'm literally thinking she's having like a stroke like i'm like okay she's obviously like um i'm like okay she's um okay so we did a whole thing you know what i mean she did lay there they gave her the drama me and she was like fine or whatever and like my mom is also just like a capricorn yeah who also independent diva you know if you don't believe in astrology like she's very like she's like i'm good like she's like i'm good but i'm like you're not good you know like it was just giving like you're telling me you're good i don't think you're good whatever um so yeah just know that if you ever feel like that they can handle what i recommend the wheelchair though well what i've never felt like that in my life after right like i was so sick that literally madison counter because madison and my girlfriend literally were so like scared and i was like no guys like i don't know what's wrong with me like i don't know what's wrong with me because i was like i've been motion sickness like literally on a boat in mykonos like no one talked to me right well and then i was like i wish i had my glasses right because i have these motion sickness glasses that like essentially just makes everything look straight even when shit's hella wobbly because it's like i was doing research it's like there's crystals in your ear and if they get like if they're out of whack you get you're not well it's wrapped and so my shit was really fucked up on the drive home i was so scared like i have never been so scared and i hate throwing up so much and when i got home that i just kept being like this into and i literally had to sleep standing up like i was just like sat up the whole night yeah literally sleeping like jesus yeah yeah literally sleeping like this yeah all night just arms crossed for real it takes a minute it takes just know that they have a cot next time and they'll give you like dromamine and like a cot oh yeah no i'm taking zofran and honestly just i need the patch next time yeah no it's actually so serious i just like had no idea i could get that serious it is real that was a like the cold sweat and like literally i was so unwell yeah like i for a second was like i don't know if i can walk really yeah i know about that and then that's when they pull out the wheelchair see but then it's like they don't talk about the cobble yeah so don't do that just know that don't don't do the wheelchair just know that you shouldn't do the wheelchair and like just wait it out oh no no exactly like give me the bag like a whole other ride arguably the worst one like it was just like yeah no i totally just know that there's resources for you um and don't bring me like i'm um and it's no tea i mean now i know not to panic but like in the moment oh i was panicked i was panicked well i was like probably like a seven out of ten okay so maybe like a six actually no it's just like i've never i i just had never seen nothing like that and i will say like i feel like my mom is like a very strong person like she rarely complains she's always good so anytime i've ever seen her on fucking well i'm like no she's unwell for real because she's always good oh yeah that was literally me like to the nurses and he was literally like i was like i'm sorry am i gonna have to go get the mouse like did you not fucking where's the okay okay okay no like so mafia style she was fine though it's just well yeah she literally like slept for like an hour she was in the group chat like um can somebody like come get me i was like yes so y'all were just like we had to leave well yeah well it was gonna be my dad stayed and then like you know we were walking around again very much like patient partner like i was literally like no and then like it's gonna be okay no right um so we just like sat outside you can only do one per by the way it's only one visitor per person just so y'all know but i was standing there in the doorway like a ghost i was no because i was like i'm sorry do you have a mom do you have a mom do you okay oh okay so we're all in the same thing oh okay all right okay okay um but you know you know yeah like decaf it's decaf but it's like guys unfortunately like i feel like if somebody would like it's good i was like no it's not and they're like yes it is i was like no it's not you're like nine i was like no it's not nine no i was like one like literally one more word literally like i'm counting from three exactly i'm gonna count down from three in the clown car and they put me in i'm like damn no and that's real that's real that's real no and then they flip you something like right like they mush it up and put in like like put in a piece of peanut butter i'm like okay and they drop it on the floor and i eat it i'm like okay it's no tea um but yeah so so what now so now what this is everything right it's just like everything is there something you want to tell the people yeah i love la oh oh a neighboring watch well god damn oh my god i love in and out no mind you like first thing off the fucking plane maya and stevie picked me up and we literally stopped it on the way yeah so yeah neighborhood well honestly neighborhood watch in and out double double no cheese add sorry that's okay a whole grilled onion add pickle right honestly ripper floats you like but just don't do the ripper float well it's just a joke it's it's basically a frosted soda because it's like the milkshake with like root beer my guts were absolutely just obliterated was it good though it tastes like vanilla ice cream i feel like a float makes more sense because then there's more soda but like the frosted soda was just like i was like low-key this is just like blended up yeah this is just a milkshake like a coca-cola milkshake exactly i was expecting more of like a freeze situation i don't know yeah i'm gonna just put down the fork how about that because i'd be like confused and it's like no you did this for me i'm gonna just put down the fork how about that because i'd be like confused and it's like no you did this for me to yourself every time well what i was gonna say is dave's hot chicken they have a triple dipper now bt dubs in case anyone cares and they have frosted sodas and shit sorry that's what made me think of that oh my god dipper is so good with mozzarella mozzarella looks like the chili's one mind you i just have to say i have to say because we didn't talk about it what crumble cookie when i find you and what you did with the hot cheeto mother fucking cookie neighborhood you're done you're yeah neighborhood watch like as if it was a burglar like don't go watch out for crumble cookies because that hot cheeto cookie they actually played so disgusting that was like one of them that was like the last thing i was like that was genuinely the worst tasting thing i've ever had in my entire life but anyway this did i trust this guy one hot cheeto on it oh with the fresh lime it was with a fresh it was a lime cookie with hot cheetos like baked inside also covered in hot cheeto dust cream cheese frosting mind you you're sick this is bored with a hot cheeto exactly shut up like shut up like spot neck yes yes like um no i genuinely i genuinely have never tasted something so putrid on any journey using uber it helps to know you're getting into the right car pin verification adds an extra step to make sure your ride is your ride before the trip begins your app gives you a unique pin just tell it to your driver and you're good to go and they'll enter it in their app before the ride can 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Is she gonna like it? No. No. Sister. She can't like. No, she don't like it. Sister. No, it's laughable. Sister. It's honestly laughable. Sister. No. The cheesy. Okay, period. It's actually so bad. I can't even, like, describe how bad it is. Someone sang the cheesy talk cookie. What'd you say? Someone said the cheesy talk cookie. It literally tastes like. It's like. It's rotting. Like, it tastes like it's rotting. No, it literally tastes like sewage. It's actually. No, I've never had any. I don't think I've really had. There's very little things I've had in my life where I'm like, that's actually disgusting. Like. What the fuck, man? No, and I had the pickle. I had the pickle pizza slice. Like, I don't care. But I felt good. Well, that sounds good. The hot Cheeto pickle slice at the fair. That sounds hard. With the ranch. Mm-hmm. This girl that got, like, three in one box. She played. She played. Just throw them. Ew! No, she's playing. She's playing so fucking hard. She did not put Tapatio on that, bitch. Let's focus back on what's good. Because those months. Oh, my God. That actually made me gag, remembering. It's so good. That actually made me gag. I'm like, we can go. Should we go after this, Low-Key? Because I know my. What, is there one over here? I know of one. There's one on the WeHo side, too. Should we Low-Key go? I know of one. I have an errand I need to run, but other than that, I'm free. Well, I have an errand to do. Just like errands. But, like, if you guys want to come. Rally? Okay, but let's, like, let's cut the cameras. No, we should. We should start talking about our plans. What's your neighborhood watch? My neighborhood watch is a cheeseburger meal with pickles, well-done fries with cheese, animal-style, no-grilled onions, and a 7-Up. Chopped chilies on it, if I'm really feeling it. But they got spicier, their chopped chilies. Now they're a little too spicy for me. I'll let you eat some of that, bitch. And also, neighborhood watch Spider-Man. Sorry. I want to watch it. It was spectacular. Sorry. I want to watch it. Sorry, I'll say it. I want to watch it. I'll say it. I love my own. No, sorry. My neighborhood watch is going to be the ultimatum, the newest season. Okay, but it was low-key chopped. It was chopped in the sense that, like, what the fuck? Yeah. But, like, I don't know. It was still, you know. I didn't watch the. Okay, yeah, I could watch more of it. I was just absolutely so mad with the twist. Oh, shit started going down, but then low-key, the reunion had me, like, whoa. I need to lock in with Reed. Okay, the reunion had me, like, gagged. Yeah. But low-key, I was just like, okay, whatever. Like, fast-forwarding Married at First Sight, the newest season on Peacock. I've never seen it. Because I used to watch it back in the day, but now it's the guy who produces Love is Blind. Chris Collin or whatever his name is. He produces now Married at First Sight. And it's actually. Or, yeah, Married at First Sight. I mean, I'm like, ultimatum, Love is Blind. I know, Love is Blind. I'm so excited. And this new season of Married at First Sight is actually so fucking. fucking good and gaggy, bitch, that I'm like, ooh. I'm excited. It's really good. You guys should watch it. I'm excited to know about that. You guys should really watch it. It's so good. Boom. I'm, like, trying to be chill. Yeah, boom. Boom. No, you're being chill. Okay, well, hell yeah. We're back, y'all. We're back, baby. Saddle up, brothers. Saddle. And thanks for being here. We love you guys. We got some things. Oh, Keelan, shout yourself. Shout yourself out. Where can they find you? You can find me on Instagram, at Keelan Staff. Um, I don't remember my TikTok. My TikTok, KeelanDream69 on TikTok. Wait, boom. Um, I'll be on there. Susan, do you want to do a. Come here. Like, girl, honestly, not to pressure, not to pressure, though. You do whatever you want. Do whatever you want to do, of course. Right. Hi, it's me. I'm like, which camera do I look at? Oh, my God. Um, I'm Madison. Right. Literally, like, holding it down. The commander general. Pretty much. Shout yourself out, too, while we're here. Madison Bravenick. It's just my first and last name. Thank you. Woo-hoo. On everything. Everything. But she's been holding me down. Y'all wouldn't even have Dom anymore if it wasn't for Madison. It's been a big job. Yeah. It's been a big job. Yeah, but it's big shoes to fill. No, and let's be real about that. Let's be real about that. It's been itchy. It's been itchy. Let's be real. It's been itchy. It's been pretty itchy. It's been pretty itchy on a scale from, shout out Charles. One to six. Right. One to six. Don't get me started. One being brushed up against a blanket. Six being. Sat on a fire ant. Have you guys seen that TikTok? No. Oh, do you know Charles? Wait, can we play it so fast? It's actually so funny. Yeah, can we play it? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's our stim. No, I know. I literally was like, girl, what? No, you got it. It's my vocal stim bad. I can't believe she brought it up. Charles, it's itchy. Thank you. You'll know. She banned me from saying it. Oh, yeah. This one. Yep. Oh, I know. You're having itchy what? I can't hear you. Speak up. Itchy hole. Okay. Which hole is itchy and how itchy on a scale of. One is I brushed up against a blanket. Six is I sat on a fire ant. A seven. Okay. What is reason for this? Yeah. That's the only part that matters. You're having itchy hole. If you're having itchy ray. So which hole is itchy? Well, nobody's having itchy ray. He has some bangers for sure. Oh, we love. Shout out. But he's just keeping like, okay, brushed up against a blanket. Shout out itchy. Right. Shout out itchy. Six beans sat on a fire ant. Love. Seven. Okay. That's pretty itchy. That's pretty itchy. It's pretty itchy. But thank you for itching. Yes. Of course. It's been itchy good, itchy bad. Right. The good, bad, and the ugly. Itchy nooch. Right. Itchy nooch. Itchy noochy. Things are on the up and up. Thank God. Well, shout out everyone. Shout out. Guys, thanks for being here. Thanks, guys. And we love y'all, and we'll see you.