ISIS Run, Hide, and FAIL: Michael Knowles REACTS Viral Clips

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How do we get that footage? Like in other words, did the guy just blow himself up there? He obviously didn't blow up the camera that was filming him, or did the grenade actually make it out? And that's just what it looks like when you fire off a grenade and say, "I don't know." Like, did that guy die? I don't know. I don't use grenade launchers a lot. Next one. (Speaking in Arabic) Wow. That one look. I mean, well, this is another one, too, where I'm like, hold on. Is that just what it's like when the. I don't know. I've never been to Afghanistan. I'd like to generally avoid all the Stan countries if I can. I love this player. Kazakhstan seems kind of interesting, but basically, I want to avoid all the Stan's. I don't know. What's weird about these is just, it seems like they're all getting blown up and killed, but then I say, "Well, how am I getting the video?" If the explosion wasn't enough to blow up the camera, then, unless they were live streaming, they could have been live streaming it. I just don't know. I need more information. Next one. Yeah, that's what I'm here for. I want more of that. 'Cause it's like the ones where they're about to shoot a bazooka, but then it all just explodes. Yeah, that's what I expected. That's not all that entertaining. That's like whatever. But the one where it's just these big, scary terrorists, but then they just get up to like goofy, vaudeville shenanigans, like they slip on a banana peel or something. That's way funnier. That's my favorite one so far. Next one. Yeah, we have some other stories making headlines a Saturday, so we'll tell you about that. A dose of instant karma for some would-be terrorists. Watch this. Tucker loves it. Okay, I guess it is funny. Yeah, it also takes you back to the Tucker-Ron Fox and Friends days. That was a while ago. When was that? I think I've blown up. Again, it's not. Yeah, okay. Terrorists holding a big gun, and then there's an explosion. I'm sorry. I'm glad they're getting what they deserve, I guess. But it's like all the same video of some crazy Muslim, and then they explode and you're like, "A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A." Yeah, I know. It's like, okay, but I've seen it. I don't. It doesn't tickle me. I want more whimsy. I need more hijinks. I need more shenanigans. That's what I want out of my terrorist fail videos. Next one. Next tonight, imagine seeing the pickup truck you sold to a Texas dealer show up overseas being driven by ISIS, a plumber from Texas suing after selling his truck, only to have it along with his logo and his phone number, end up in the hands of terrorists. Here's ABC's David Wright. A plumber's truck is his billboard. So what happens when that billboard turns up on the front lines of a war zone? My secretary called me and said, you can't believe this. Mark Oberholzer of Texas City, Texas, was out deer hunting a year ago. When he got the call from the office that ISIS fighters were serious. That is so funny. Tweeting out shots of his black Ford F-250, now sporting a serious new gun rack. How is shock? Oberholzer says when he sold the truck in November of 2013, the dealer told him they'd removed the decal, so as not to risk scratching the paint. But evidently, they never did. According to Carfax, the vehicle was auctioned off a month later in Houston. From there, it went all the way to Mercen, Turkey. Before ending up in Aleppo, Syria. Aleppo. Gary Johnson couldn't remember the name of Aleppo. That's hilarious. That's a great, that's a great terrorist story. Because it's so incongruous. You have this great American plumber and his car is now being used by ISIS. His truck is being used by ISIS. It's also going to funny because they put this crazy gun rack. But you think, well, that plumber is from Texas. He should have a gun rack on it in Texas. He should have the kind of anti-aircraft guns in the bed of his truck in Texas. But then you think, okay, how could it be even funnier if it were ISIS driving around in a bedbath and beyond delivery truck? That'd be even funnier, but this is good. I like that. And that's why we are the good ISIS. I like that. I like the shenanigans. I don't want, it's just the same thing over and over. It's like, oh, they blew up. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they do. Terrorists blowing up is not a man-bytes dog story. Okay, that's what they do. That's part of their nature. But terrorists driving a Texas plumbing truck, that's kind of funny. Terrorists just like falling over because the gun was heavy. That's kind of funny, because they're supposed to anyway. Okay, go watch Run-Hide Fight Infidels. Your country is beneath contempt. We who love and serve Allah fought back against the Americans and the Zionists from the scourge of secularism and the lands of unbelief. Anyone going to listen to Captain Saunders tomorrow? They retired out the four soldiers with a new book out. He's the polar opposite of those brain dead protesters. Get an occurrent claim. You should claim Saunders that he won't be allowed on campus. Mr. Saunders is a close personal friend of Chancellor Friedman. This is a decision I cannot explain. There are three ways Islam will conquer the West. Through immigration, through the wombs of our women, and by using our nation's freedoms against us. Are you paying attention? I'm not allowed to listen carefully. The great Satan America will fall. Your infidels, the bodies of women are not pure and the men's souls are unclean. What makes them so dangerous? Their goals are not in this life. But the next. How do you want? We got friends here, our kids just de-listened to me. In the law. We cannot run or hide. From what is coming, we have to fight. I will be rewarded 10,000 times in the next life. When you die, you are nothing. Boy, one way to find out! That's the American way. I was hoping we'd get for the intro for this episode. One of those calls to prayer from the minarets. I go, "Oh, anyway." Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Maybe it's Maybelline.