Is She Guilty? - Episode 252

- For decades, a shadowy organization called The Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon-forward sodas, even lemon-forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them, and squeezed out the truth. ♪ All hail the lemon ♪ - That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7UP is fighting back with their new lime-lemon soda. Join the 7Uprising, flip the sip. - Now at Lowe's, faster quotes start at the Lowe's ProDesk. Got a material list handwritten on a sticky note or saved as a photo? Perfect, bring it to us and get a quote in minutes. And if you don't see what you need on the shelf, we'll help you get it. You can access thousands of products beyond what's available in store or on Lowes.com, right from the Lowe's ProDesk. Build quotes faster and source the materials you need to keep your jobs moving. Just like that, at Lowe's. - All right, this intro is dedicated to Tiger Woods. I'm literally bringing two tweets of the week back to the beginning of the pod for the goat, Tiger Woods. The first one is a dad joke about Tiger Woods. It says, "A lion would never drive under the influence, "but a tiger would." - Oh man. - I just don't get how you keep rolling. Rolling over his vehicle like that. - No, he's like the- - Unscathed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he'd be breaking this shit. No, he'd be fucking this shit up. - That's why he can't golf. That's why he got these injuries? No, I bet. - He literally doesn't have an injury from golf. It's all from pill riding. - No, that shit is crazy, bro. - Okay, the second one is, it says, "Black half of Tiger Woods tased by cops "after Asian half crashed his car." - Oh my gosh. - Holy shit. - Okay, I'm done. Go to the intro. - Yo, yo, that's not what we doing. - Hello. - Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. - The radio is for people who are driving. - I'll drive now. - Okay, then. - Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. - Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. Episode 252. - Yep. - I'm Mike, we got Pat here, we got Carrie here again. - Hello, everyone. Listen, it's not even Women's History Month anymore, so y'all just like me. - Hey. - No, it's still an international-- - Technically, right now, but by the time they get this-- - No, no, I'm just saying, it's century. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, you're right. - It's forever. - It's forever. - It's forever. You willing to do what I'm willing to do? - No. - Well, ladies, I'm still the only one around that's willing to off they selves for you. - I apologize, ladies, I love my life more than yours. - No, I don't love, matter of fact-- - No, I would not love my life more than anybody else's. - Because you're a man. - Because you're a woman hater, exactly. - Oh my God. - You just naturally want to take over. - No, I love women, but-- - Nigga, get to the news, man. - I love-- - You women-hating motherfucker. I don't even wanna talk to you, dude. - Oh, for April, we're gonna do half off of Patreon. First month for new people only, so. - Nah, you just make somebody get hard, then I'm hard. - We're still on tour. We just did Chicago. Shout out to y'all, CrashDummiesLive.com. We have Nashville coming up, or Atlanta coming up, then Nashville. Also, New York is sold out, but we are contemplating adding a second day. If we add a second day, and if people still complain about tickets selling out, get your tickets right away. That's for all the cities. All right, actually, we just got another venue for the New York show, so Brooklyn Improv, on April 22nd. Link should be in the bio. If it's not there, there's gonna be a form that you put your email in there, so you can get it, but the link should be live this week for sure, if it's not live by now. Raleigh, Toronto, those are the new dates we added, so just wanna emphasize those, so people know that we're coming there as well. - Toronto be knowing, though. I've been getting a lot of messages about Toronto, so. - Cleveland, pick it up. - Mono. Y'all see, no offense to Birmingham, but Birmingham not seeing us, for a reason, you know what I mean? Shout out to my seven people out there, though. - Yeah. - I love y'all. - Did you see the Duduski skit? - Oh, yeah, that's a good start, that's a good start. - Yeah, Duduski skit when he, I guess he white-faced, what's it called? Is it called white-face? - I don't know if we can't white-face. - I don't call it white-face. - What would you call it? - I call it good acting. - I call it white chicken it. - Okay, okay. - But then, that's why I'm saying selective outrage. - Yeah. - But I'll let you explain it. - But I was gonna say, there's a lot of, like, pundits on the internet saying, "If it was a white comedian that did that "about somebody black, y'all would, like, riot." And our response to that is always, "Just do it." - Just do it. - Like, do it and see what happens. - Yeah, make it funny. Like, who can you act like, you know what I'm saying? - With or without the black face. - They can do whatever they want. I'm just saying, just do it and you can find out what people would do if a white comedian or a white person did blackface. - Yeah. - It's like, they're afraid to do it. If you really want to do it, then do it. - And now is the time to do it. - Yeah. - With the way the climate is. - Go ahead. - Damn near get away with it. - You couldn't get away with it. - Just become an Asian and you good. - No, for real. I just don't like the selective outrage because-- - It's always that. - If you ask, even, I'd say, conservative white people was, like, one of their favorite movies, a lot of them would say white chicks. - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? They like white chicks. And it was okay when they was, like, cosplaying as, like, rich white girls, but now it's not okay that he cosplaying as Erica Kirk. And he didn't even say it was Erica Kirk. - It didn't. - Y'all did. - Y'all did, yeah. - You know what I mean? - It's one of those, like, if the shoe fits type of situations. - Yeah, man. She shouldn't have did all that celebrating. - No, that was mad crazy. All them fireworks. - Yeah. I ain't never seen nobody bust down and get they eagle on after they husband died. That's just different. She cut different. - Yeah. - The look. - Did you see he added a picture up of his, what was it like, they saying it's his grandpa. I don't think it's his grandpa. - Like a relative or something. They're like, well, he's half white, so he can do it. - I think Drewcey got some, like, white in him. - Yeah, he from a predominantly white town. - So, Gwinnett? - Yeah, somewhere in Georgia or something like that. Like, so, it makes sense. But I don't take anything Drewcey put on the internet serious. I literally seen him post on Father's Day one time. He posted a picture of him and his dad. And the music playing behind it was, ♪ You're calling me daddy, daddy, 'cause I'll be your daddy ♪ - I do remember that. - Yeah. - That is crazy. - Oh, you were talking about this when we were at the Bucks game the other day. - Before that. - Okay. - Live show. - Oh, yeah. - Let's get that out of the way. - True, true, true. - Shout out to Chicago. Sold out show. Sold out dates. - Vibes, vibes, vibes. - I think it was like 320 people in there. Some of y'all got in free. No, we gonna find out who it is and we gonna beat the fuck up y'all. I just want you to know. But no, I'm just playing. Shout out to everybody that came there. Shout out to Hassan for opening for us, rocking with the crowd. Shout out to Amar. But it was rocking. And for those of you who won't see it, maybe we'll put a clip out later. There was actually a couple there that had broke up on the way to the venue. - Yes. I think Hassan kind of like made that the assumption or kind of got that out them the first time. - I think she was looking sad in the front row. She had her like hand over like the woe is me type shit. - So then we kind of, when we got on stage, that's why we love like having openers like the greatest thing 'cause we get understand the crowd a little bit better. - He ain't open me up. He opened up mine. - You just started to say thanks Hassan for opening for us. - No, no, no. But I say us 'cause me and you a team, but I had to specify open mic up. - Whatever. But we didn't know that she was sitting two seats away from the person that they broke up with the day before. And it got, he was a good sport, first of all. - Yes. - He was a good sport. - He was bald with glasses. He has no choice but to be a good sport. - He actually DM'd us and said they got back together. - Aw. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I thought that we'd get back together. 'Cause we already knew. - We already knew. Like if they're being that petty, that's like the type of petty is like, you can laugh about it later type of petty. - Yeah, especially if she showed up still after they broke up. - Yeah, yeah. - Like come on. - And they're sitting, like there was a person in between though. And she was that person in between and started feeling so uncomfortable. - I knew, I knew they was gonna get back together when she said that she still make, 'cause she had to take, basically the big argument was it was raining that day and she had to get to the venue and he was still at work and he made her take a bus there. And then he also didn't like her attitude about having to take a bus. - And she was anemic. - And she anemic, don't forget that. And I knew they was getting back together 'cause she was there. - Yeah. - Like how the fuck she gonna get home? - Yeah. So I know she was gonna make it good before they left, at least before they left the venue. - Yeah. And we did a karaoke for a hundred dollars. - Yup. - And one person was singing, what song was they singing? - Oh, I forgot. - Oh, it's a classic too. - Yeah, yeah. It was like a love song. And then he actually started singing. - Confessions, confessions. - Confessions, there's my confession. - I don't know how he serenaded to that song, but. But he started singing to her. - Yeah. - The girl that got broke up with and the crowd was going crazy. You had to beat her, niggas. - No, that was a vibe. - No, for real. - Man, that's when I knew they were gonna get back together 'cause he got jealous. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, he didn't get jealous. - No, no, he shook up with the person too. - He shook up with the person, so he's like. - Oh, he was cool with it, oh. - Remember the word you learned last week? What was it? - Cluck. - Cuck. - Cuck. - Yeah, he looked like a cluck too, so. - Nah, nah. - Shout out to him, bro. - Shout out to that bald-haired ass nigga. Just bald and bogus. - But we were at the Bucks game the other day and. you know the part you're in game host so you know about this when people are throwing t-shirts and into the crowd yes and the people throwing the t-shirts make people scream to receive those t-shirts it's kind of like a weird like power that they have oh yes it's kind of like you know when you are at uh mardi gras and you got the beads all the people you want to throw the beads out but you got to do something crazy yeah that's so crazy if i had a lot of bees i'm telling you got to work for these motherfuckers and i don't even want to see shit like you don't even got to show you uh do something else isn't that crazy like we apply like arbitrary like value to things like yes if anybody was handing bees out in the middle street right now even anywhere we'd be like yeah bro i don't want to take these bees but two tequila two margaritas and and some titties and some titties nigga threw the titties on as an accessory like what the fuck i guess the thing i don't like about the t-shirt is like okay i just did all this screaming for a t-shirt i done reached over a little kid broke his dreams i didn't elbow the elderly woman next to me broke her dreams not her dentures loose and then i also stopped the person behind me for getting a t-shirt only for me a 220 pound man opened a bitch up and it's a medium shirt like what the fuck are we doing like why would you throw this shit you see a big dog over in this bitch as a man you shouldn't be screaming at the game no you shouldn't bro i'm just playing i'm just playing i'm just playing it's real shit i wouldn't i personally wouldn't do it but if you want to bro there's too many kids there to be grabbing t-shirts like how many times i've seen like these grown men at these games jumping over these kids grabbing a baseball especially for free t-shirts you can like you can buy those t-shirts bro like if it's like it's a gruber t-shirt like if it's like a baseball games i understand like i understand the hustle every dog eat dog world there's no age in that like no that's not a dog no to me it is it's about the kids it's more it's baseball it's more where it's like a i got this person's home run ball like if it's like aaron judge when he broke the record right throwing that bitch back pause crazy crazy i'm guilty is it really but the thing about oh we were talking so me and mike actually got uh our probably the first time we've ever talked to each other and we've never talked to each other before like an idea that we were actually about to do somebody got to it first and went viral because we were talking to him one day we were just like um i said something super pause worthy and like me and mike stared at each other and mike looked at me he was like bro it's okay it's just us you know what i mean like you who gonna say pause it's just us and me and him was just like damn that'd be that'd be a funny ass skit if it's just like what if it's like what if you didn't get it and literally like i think like three days later i forgot his name i wish i gave him a shout out but it was it was a dope ass skit where dude was like talking about like what if nobody pauses you know what i mean like what if like somebody took that out like you can talk freely and it's just to show you bro if you got an idea bro jump on it yeah what bro i don't want to know who invented that though the pause is it a thing that men are like no i think i think it's a i think it's like a evolution of that's what she said yes okay you know it's like a it's one of those things i think pause works with anybody like if my girl says something pause worthy it's like it's like pause but it's more in a funny way it's just a way of putting things i'm like mr guilt i'm guilty of like doing that especially because i pause in between some of my words yeah and i'll end on like something like jumping on and then i'll say what i'm actually supposed to be jumping on but no i think that's all it's all a good point i don't think we do this in like our really everyday conversation some dudes be out here some dudes over no some dudes over paul i love cam and mace but sometimes i think they over pause sometimes especially to have a sports show no but the other thing is i remember when we first started off um it was like episode 20 and it was this dude i never forget what he looked like he had glasses and a kango hat on the dumbest looking motherfucker i've ever seen but he used to be at our cap because he used to be like man y'all using pause that's so homophobic that's so homophobic and you know some people kind of think that like oh you saying pause because that's homophobic just be yourself and it's like no pause is for i didn't mean to say how i sounded yeah you know what i mean just like i'm trying to explain something else and i'm trying to explain something else and i'm trying to explain something else and you could interpret it something else and i think it's just like the comedy of it like damn it's a double entendre of what i just said and usually the if the part is something sexual yeah in a sense it's not you say something that sounds somewhat sexual yeah it's immature yes but it's also has this one there are some things shout to uh jeff teague uh but he had an insane pause moment what did he say he said he said so he was talking about the atlanta hawks right and obviously he's a hawks advocate because he's a hawks legend and he was talking about i think before the trade that they made to trade trey young they were like kind of a play-in team and they i think they've been doing really great lately they like one of the best records in the league since the trade and he was trying to say you know um when somebody be like uh your car is slow right and then you beat him in the race he'd be like slow my ass yeah right so he was trying to say that he was just like oh y'all said they a play-in team yeah play in my ass oh wow it was a unique one he said play in my ass that was so unique no it was like actually i don't think those words have ever been put together without it actually mean meaning play in my ass yeah he's the first person to accidentally say yeah yeah accidentally for sure yeah accidentally so uh in real life man no that's great that was that's positive the year that one deck deserved it i think this is a perfect time to say something i'm that's that i think is going to get cut out the podcast anyways um so i'm gonna go to one of my twitter weeks i'm spreading them out today spreading it all over the podcast watch out now all right this might get taken out pre-indian owned subway was special oh no i think i like the indian own you you do yeah i've always known them as the indian known really yes especially the ones in chicago well i think they talking about so just take the indian part out of it because that's a little racist yeah but i think what they really meant is like before because subway became so popular that people started making their own subways yeah and i think subway doesn't have like the rules in place like a chick-fil-a right yeah chick-fil-a kind of has like rules in place like if you like a sop like a standard operation yes like if you own a chick-fil-a nigga it's gonna look like all the other chick-fil-a as a matter of fact they actually make it a rule you can't own another business while owning a chick-fil-a like that's how deep they into it but subway you see all different type of subways and i think like that becomes a problem the ones in the gas station and walmart's are the worst to me they stingy as fuck i haven't been to a subway in like 10 years probably more but the ones in the gas station and the walmart terrible i think they deal with too many different type of people and they just never be in a good mood they're just always out of shit the ones the ones that be like i actually have like a storefront it's like okay you got your regulars there you can sit down in there you feel comfortable in there yeah and also i'm not sure the sandwiches taste different because i'm not sure if like everybody has to use the same vegetables you know like where where are you getting your vegetables from yeah you know i'm saying not the same dealer yeah and how to fuck you out of lettuce and we in walmart that's my favorite tweet all the time fuck me you out of lettuce go get it okay another tweet a week just in case i gotta catch it i went out um this person says a woman says my horny ass could not work at little caesars because they're hot and ready i don't i get it from the like the the play on word standpoint nah i just think i just think that's just a funny tweet i think you could put that anywhere because it's just like my horny ass could not work at culver's it's just like what's what the fuck does that mean are you okay oh man oh i was thinking about this there's a process of adding music to your instagram now so stressful where there's certain songs you don't want to add because you don't want people to feel like you really relate to the lyrics because there can be some tough ass song and then it's like it'll start talking about holes i get holes and bitches right and it's like okay i'm not i just like the way it sounds no real shit i one time i posted on november 18th drake has a song called november 18th and in the song drake says at the end and pussy's only pussy and i get it when i need it and he say something like that and i literally had a woman message me and say you're weird i was like what the fuck it's literally november 18th i'm posting the song november 18th they're just like who's thinking about you right now i think but there are some there are some men and women that put a little bit of pressure on you and they're like i don't know what to do with you like you know how like when someone's going through something in their life and they start posting the little quotes on their stories people do that with music too i hate when people don't give you the full story don't don't give me like the sad quotes and you bring me into this world about something that happened and then you don't finish the story yeah like they just want some sympathy i think i probably overthink every single time i have to put a song up or like a story or something i might be the only one do y'all overthink it oh no i think i've started to repeat songs so like stuff i posted like two years i'm like why can't i use it i like this song still yeah i also don't think the song gets you any more likes or any of your attention yeah unless you post a picture of the sunset or a background or if you had a carnival a good song goes with a good aesthetic picture yes yes now it matters because like why am i listening to justin bieber yummy yummy and shit during the sunset i'm not liking this shit it's not a sunset but there are some songs that can hear you throw it off yeah yeah shot of that ass ass picture of a horse you you oh it's a donkey i got it a double entendre no but what were you just talking about though the songs oh yeah back to the songs um yeah i think my problem is you know um childish gambino talked about this before is i like a lot of songs that are made by women but i love summer walker i love scissor and it's just like damn this is some of the music i like mariah the scientist now there's some music that i don't like but i like some of the music that i don't like but i i listen to and it sucks it's like okay i'm listening to this music every day and i can't even like put it on my instagram like because people not gonna understand like why i got broken clocks on my shit you know what i mean man i like to show my music taste like i i posted a margaret uh maggie rogers uh thing a song called august it's like see that's that's the little the the indie artists that are women that's fine you can get away with it the mainstream artists that are women it's like very like tough because like i got all this music that i don't like but i like it's like this tough bravado looking at you different yeah like you playing sexy red yeah on your instagram story some people might look at it like oh you playing some sexy red even though her stuff's like come on now that's what i'm saying i don't feel like snow allegra it's not she's still she kind of fold into that like indie woman like you can get away with you can put i want you around on your fucking story but putting session 32 is not gonna get it done brother by some session 32 how's that one go okay okay what about olivia dean i've done the song with her yeah no you can do that talk to me that's the only time i sing about a man i don't i don't change the lyrics when i sing that no you gotta send it to your dad come be the man i'm i'm comfortable i'm comfortable enough in my masculinity harar no no no no no no come on come on come on bro let me let me say masculinity there you go i'm comfortable enough in my masculinity that i can play those type of songs without feeling like or i can i don't have to change up the lyrics i love that because i feel like some songs and some artists men just feel like they just can't because they'll get looked at different yeah yeah i i still think there's like there's like a there's some though there's some like like sexy rest some of hers are like very direct yes like i won't be like singing all those lyrics yeah it's like very like what like just what's a sexy rest i do fuck with her song no you do because you like that song you like that one i can sing i could i could do that one when i tell you obviously like a lot of people it's just like saying wimby is gonna be good yeah but i will say mike caught on to that song early and told me that it was gonna be a hit i thought it was gonna be a hit and but you also did you liked her lyric about like i think she's talking about something about her booty hole that see that justin bieber one yeah it's like oh how's that song oh we talked about on patreon i did not i didn't like her on that one you like i didn't i didn't at first but then it grew on me but i can't repeat i can't like i can't jam out to that song that's like it's like all right that's like directly like that's like an advance almost no no that one a little bit too crazy that's a pause yeah but i'm telling you the music like glow cardi they all have i can do some glow i can do some glow lyrics the women are popping man they be killing shit bro they be killing shit because like some of these dudes that be like rapping and shit like that it's like bro i do not want i want to i think i think rappers need to get back to talking about their real life some of them like i'll go into jail for that huh no no no no that but that's fine though like if you really in the streets and shit like that you can find some double entendres to let people know you in the streets without uh incriminate yourself and shit like that whatever whatever whatever i'm talking about the niggas that got like bentley's and ferraris and shit like that and then when a music video pop out you doing the fake airplane shit you ain't got no bentley's and ferraris bro and that's okay bro i don't have a bentley or ferrari either bro i'm not about to sit up here and be talking about like i do this and i do that to get an extra listener like why would you want somebody listening to you like that i think too i'm at the age now that i used to like you know as a kid i would like to take pictures in front of like people's like uh like their sports cars i take like oh it's a cool car but like now i don't think i could ever do that okay what car it is i'm trying to think like i don't care what if it's if i rented it then i'm taking a picture of it yeah because you pay for yeah yeah yeah yeah but somebody else then you come out and i was like see somebody's like what you doing for me yeah yeah yeah yeah but somebody else then you come out and i was like what you doing for me yeah yeah yeah but somebody else then you come out and i was like what you doing for me yeah now i see somebody's like lambo parked on the side of the street and i like take a picture of it it's like come on now no some of them some of them dudes weird i know some of y'all it's okay to me i like when the women do it you know i'm saying it's like you wherever you at you earn a beater you know i'm saying hell no i judge the girls that overextend their their heads to show the double r's no no no no like if you're going like this come on now bro like i see the stuff that you're doing right now like i see the stuff that you're doing right now i already see the stars in the ceiling that do this i like when they you hate no no i like when it's like more like they're they're showing that they're doing like they're being very obvious like what they're doing tilt that fucking head the one that's trying to like make it seem like it's like very subtle it's like come on now like it's the norm come on there's dudes there's dudes that do it too yeah they're so i'm judging them too no she bagged a dude with a rose royce she should flex it you don't believe she can afford it herself what you want to cry in a knee sign on rose you don't have to be a dude that bought it for her obviously what you mean she in a passenger seat i see the shit you know how you know it's not hers though huh i know it's not you just don't think women make enough money in america no no no no i just know what do you have to say about the age gap the the wealth gap well i'll tell you this nigga it's international century month exactly that's that's one what do you what do you have to say what do you do to change it i'm yes i am judging a woman if she's that rich and she bought a rose royce ill get a classier car but no but um you come on bro the lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hit song named after the color of lemons not a coincidence big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the set now it lows faster quotes start at the lows pro desk got a material list handwritten on a sticky note or saved as a photo perfect bring it to us and get a quote in minutes and if you don't see what you need on the shelf we'll help you get it you can access thousands of products beyond what's available in store or on lows.com right from the lows pro desk build quotes faster and source the materials you need to keep your jobs moving just like that at lowes hello hello what it do hey oh my god i'm not grabbing a walmart crab and karaoke i'm like karaoke so sorry i missed that first call oh no you're good uh it's all good what song you seen i didn't sing yet but i was gonna do out on the limb by tina marie okay uh show us how that sound a little bit no no no it's okay it's okay you're gonna do it on the mic you're afraid to do it in front of us i'm from detroit because it's different you come to the detroit show i am and we did karaoke for a hundred dollars at chicago show just recently so we gotta see you on stage a lot of strangers i can't even see you too good why'd you mean you gotta see her on stage that's the other stage all ones too i got a question for you what makes you what makes you angry every time you think about it my best friend being in jail now allegedly my best friend robbed a bank very alleged okay very alleged that's like that's very unique that's very unique to say alleged because like if someone says like my friend allegedly sold drugs they'd be like okay they had weed on them and they got conspiracy but allegedly to rob a blank allegedly and they're in jail doesn't mean you gotta explain this let's let's hear the story are they still in like like is there a open case for them or something yeah yeah so what no proof of innocence like if it's allegedly like let's hear it i mean I was on the phone for most of the part last time I checked the bitch was at home shit we was on the phone so where the guy was it like free her was it the defense was it was it like like like running into did they accuse her allegedly of running to like the bank with like gun ablaze and saying everybody on their knees yeah it was pretty viral it was a very viral oh viral is this like oh what she think she said it all for some shit like I'm not gonna hold you up it definitely gave said it all vibes I don't know what the fuck was going on did she did she have a team or she was solo dolo solo dolo oh man allegedly allegedly so she was was she desperate for money is it did you know she was on hard times like that cause like robbing a bank is like end all be all it's like I know I can do a lot of years behind this but I need this money that badly and I can't find a way to get this money when I think about it see cause I don't know cause I know a few things me personally I feel it's like it's the way you go about things if you allegedly have done that you could've done that without doing anything extra and did five years and you know have your money put up and be straight but the shit kinda went overboard and it's like looking pretty double digits double digits what's she pistol whipping everybody in that motherfucker no no double digits I don't really know what to say to her no no I feel it I feel it I mean she shot somebody she shot somebody so what makes you what makes you angry about it because me okay so who the hell I'm gonna go outside with like realistically speaking like for real and I'm not even trying to be funny I feel like that was so fucking inconsiderate cause bitch if you needed a bill paid and you honestly needed to pay I would've paid it but paid it ooh paid it listen it's the same place it's the same place don't worry we all make I make that mistake I would've helped you pay it you don't have to go allegedly commit those type of things yeah um yeah she's cooked um but the thing is can I say one more thing yeah go ahead okay cause you you guys did actually make me mad another thing that makes me mad is cause I think he listens to the pod but we'll see what makes me mad is this is one dude that's allegedly in my life I don't like how he a big ass liar he lies so much and it's so weird how can you be in love with a person but you got all these extracurricular things going on it doesn't make any sense what is he lying about lying about his life and what he be having going on I'm very honest about what I do and what I got going on I've been honest for years life like in like his occupation like what he does for a living or just like relationship type of no just relationship type of vibes got it so okay so like what is he lying about you think he he's not being honest about dealing with other women or he's talking about he talks to me he's very open he talks to me about who he's dealing with but he lies about the situation and how it's going like in his he'll say he'll be oh it's so good well not so good I'm sorry it's bad I'm not talking to her no more but he say certain things and it's like wait wait so y'all not y'all not exclusive then not at all so why are you mad that he a liar because I like honesty and if I could be honest about who I talk to and what I do you could be honest as well especially if you want some coochie up out of me I feel that like if you're having sex with multiple people you would want to know that but you guys already know that you guys are having sex with different people wait wait wait wait what about you though like are you are you also seeing other people it's not about what I'm doing in life that's crazy that's crazy but you're honest with him right yeah okay no we got it no really I'm very honest with him I'm very honest he literally knows what I got going on but does he know everything if he's okay with that is he number one everything is he number one no so he knows he's not number one yes I don't feel like he might not feel like he owes you an explanation yeah just like he also probably likes being happy but he's only happy when he's around me he really don't be happy when nobody else oh man oh man anywho man oh man we'll see you at the show you have a good one you gonna make me go I will I wanna get away from you you gonna make me rob a bank too wait I have a question I have a question go ahead okay so Pat you're from Pontiac just out of curiosity do you think DDG have good music or not yup fire music okay he got a few good songs I'll give you that I'll give you that he got some great music this is like come on now she thought you were going to get you a bachelor no I really just be wondering everybody's opinion about you the city talk about him so bad but it's like the boy be having some fire song Detroit talks about him so bad sometimes yeah I just think I just I just kind of think like it's like that I don't know why I think the generation above me had like a weird rivalry with Detroit or cause you know Detroit be trying to little bro Pontiac and stuff like that I don't know it just I feel like everybody from Michigan should just rep everybody from Michigan that's what every other fucking state do that's what Cali do you're the only ones that be like he be such and such you know for real you know for real you know for real he from HP man you know come on bro alright alright we'll see you okay thank you how about make the pot oh you did turn yeah to the roof yo yo what's up what's up how you guys doing I'm a huge fan yo yo thanks bro we a fan of you bro I got a question for you man what's the harshest what's the harshest truth about yourself that you needed to hear well apparently I'm the right guy but it's only the wrong time so I don't know how that math checks out but are you in a relationship are you in a relationship now just started like a month ago I'm confused like who's telling you you're the right guy but it's the wrong time well couple exes couple situationships over the past couple years are you worried about it happening in this relationship um I sure I'm trying not to be worried about it yeah it seems like you're kind of committed is that is that her in your profile picture yes sir oh a month in a month in is she your profile picture yeah this nigga is simping no you think so no I think you're doing too much and I actually let me stop that let me stop that there's no such thing as simping you know you you love your girl how you want to love your girl how long you knew her before you started dating her though two or three months yeah this nigga is no stop bro like bro bro like bro everybody loves differently no no no no like fellas fellas fellas fellas fellas only make your girlfriend your profile picture if you're ready for it never to go back so it's like how old are you well you're not wrong but we had a conversation about it I'm almost 30 we had a conversation about it and you know I was like why not you know I don't have a problem I don't sometimes shit don't work and then you look stupid but you look stupid for what 10 minutes and then you go about your day nobody cares that much I feel like I care I care I'm I'm I'm invested I'm literally about to follow you and if y'all don't make it bro I'm cooking you no but no but real shit are you I think what will help change my mind and make me wrong is I mean I just traveled 1800 miles I mean 1200 miles to go see her so whoa whoa whoa this is long distance too oh yeah oh this nigga this nigga's a sucker nah nah stop bro wait wait what she do for a living wait let's let's get the states right where y'all states at like where are you from like don't tell the city just the states I'm I'm east coast Massachusetts she's midwest uh Minnesota Minnesota god damn okay y'all been together what three months right total three four months um yeah how like how often do y'all see each other that was the first time I saw her when I took the trip what you okay so you really met her you really seen each other once he gonna make me beat his ass like real shit yeah bro you know we spent like the whole we spent two weeks together I was supposed to spend a week I fucked up and I was like you know what I'm staying an extra week fuck it I was I was in a long term relation a long uh distance relationship basically so my girl lived in LA we were already going to LA yeah it was my first time doing it don't even insert yourself your girlfriend is still is in your profile picture yeah still but that's because I feel like I have my own like but you still brand I have my own I have my own brand though this nigga gave up how many followers you got let me see this nigga Instagram you better be like a dormant ass Instagram you must just don't care about your shit he don't I don't yeah I don't be using 184,000 followers I mean 184 followers damn and a private page come on now he can do whatever he wants okay this is the last question because I could be wrong does she like give you that vibe that like oh this is the girl I'm going to marry because she's just so different from the other girls oh yeah 100% so you think I was single for five years and then you know to eight times can you get to that thing you said it you said you're a love at first sight type of person I am and that's why I had to ask him that last question and now I'm peeling back all my statements because if you feel like you about to marry her how old is she we're both in our late 20s I'm about to be 30 this year she's just turned 29 yeah okay so y'all really locked in y'all know y'all gonna get married y'all having conversations about getting married already I'm guessing oh you know it's been mentioned here and there who's gonna move where you think oh I'm definitely moving towards the Midwest from Massachusetts - Massachusetts, yeah, you gotta get out of Massachusetts. Don't bring it to no Massachusetts. you might get her took there you know i'm saying i'm sorry but uh wait where's she live out again oh minnesota yeah like 20 okay no city but yeah yeah minnesota pretty good pretty diverse man some somewhere to start a family you know i'm saying or daycare yeah we're not staying there we're planning on you know i'm gonna move over there give it a vibe a big actual vibe check being more local now it doesn't mean we're gonna be living together no if you move if you move there don't move to another apartment no that's so stupid if you're already moving there just moving together at that point at that point it doesn't make any sense that's so ass backwards you already move in a whole state so you're gonna so you're gonna stay 15 minutes away from her in a new state that's so dumb yeah then you don't need to be there yet yeah just wait just take your time take your time i'm saying this nigga moving too fast and i mean it's not tomorrow but you know you literally only met her one time have you has she even took a shit in front of you yeah you know we grown up like people got flatulence and people poop you know i'm not gonna be like i'm gonna step outside and smoke a cigarette while you poop okay okay all right okay okay um what's one thing about her that you'd be like okay she's the one um she's more um communicative and more uh spiritually aware of herself yeah okay i mean i saw that so it's really good i really like because it works for you man i'm happy yeah it just is what it is profile picture is crazy like you bet like i would move you know what the thing is that's how you try to do it all right away which is supposed to be like one of them and then everything changed and i was like all right some dude some dudes won't even post their girl so that hey that's a that's a big step bro you don't even got a poster this nigga was yeah i mean i'm not that nigga was single for five years yeah bro he waited for the right one no he did not love his love bro i was engaged before that and it didn't work out so i was thinking my own time thank you he literally didn't wait he's not you waited bro it can't the opportunity came to you literally just said that yeah that he got turned down and people kept saying uh ugly nigga wrong time to him over and over that's hilarious man bro all right bro you have a good one man you're an asshole bro hello hello hi welcome to crashing me's podcast what's up what up what up what up i got a question for you what makes you angry every time you think about it well my um baby daddy has been using me this whole past year while he didn't have a job and then i got him a job and then now he's like fucking with some girl at his job and he left he left me and his family that he apparently loved so much like that's not funny but what job is it the bowling alley and he listens to y'all like religiously and he listens to y'all like religiously and he listens to y'all like every week so he might know who i am it's his co-worker and mind you i was the one who told him to text her because they were already friends so they must have already been talking on some shit but yeah i told him to text her get him a job and yeah two weeks later now they're like in this happy relationship it's not funny it's just the it's just the irony of everything i feel like that makes it like because this is like it's fucked up no i just like it's fucked up because where my mind goes i don't know why i just got like a video of them in my head and she just rolled a strike and she ran to him and they started making out on their break so it's just like okay i don't want to think about that did you confront him about this though yeah like he literally was was staying and mind you he has cheated on me in the past and like i forgave him whatever all that and then so yeah he was staying out all night and i'm like you did this shit before but he just kept doing it obviously not carrie but then yeah like i confronted him i told him i don't want to be in a relationship anymore if he's not gonna like be honest about what he's doing because like i know you're doing some shady shit like just be honest with me and so yeah ever since that conversation he's been like basically living with her and we live together so like he just doesn't come home man oh man made it dark no you made it you made it uh so dark um well what's your message to him let's bash him since he listened to this man fuck you like you literally used me for no fucking reason i was so ready to leave your ass and you made me think you were actually changed and he didn't yeah um tell us tell us uh something about him that's bad so we can add on to it give us some ammo so we can help um like do you smell like huh like do we smell bad yeah i can't dress he used to smell bad like oh yeah oh but then now he then he started putting on cologne all of a sudden so i guess he wants to smell good but he could stink for me are you old former musty ass come on give us one more thing one more thing because we're not winning right now he's talking about he smell good he got a new girlfriend something bad something bad about a happy relationship he got a new job he's just honestly if y'all knew who i was talking about he's not a good person like he just be lying all the time he's a liar he's a pathological liar like like something like he'll tell me like one time we've argued and he he'll tell me that like my friend reached out to him and told him information about me and so i'll go to my friend and they'll be like i never even received a call from him he's literally lying to you i don't know i literally i've watched y'all with him and like y'all will be like literally talking shit about someone who's just like him and he's like nodding his head i'm like you need to be taking their advice what the fuck take their advice that is funny no that nigga probably died that does make it more funny sometimes yes there have been comedians i've seen they talk about stuff that i've done and it's like it's like it's funny because you know you did some fucked up shit no she gotta give us one bad thing you're making him look too good right now oh what is how much money you think in this bank account right now oh probably it's probably in the negative oh there you go that's a nigga dog i paid for the patreon i paid for your patreon for him i just yeah i paid for it it was on my card that's my problem that's what i'm saying i've been taking care of him looking out for him and like this is how he does it no that's too crazy we're wishing we're wishing though better for you though we wish we we hoping that he rolling gutter balls at work you too thank y'all oh shit mike mike hurry up i think this is her baby daddy calling no the girl that we was just on the uh the line with are you i'm gonna change outfits and shit that boy's about to get out the door hold on this this is this might be going right here please call him 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we just got off the phone with your baby mama bro guys out there Oh, that was your baby mama? Bro, she was saying that you ain't shit. You a liar. You work at a bowling alley. I know. She also said that sometimes she catch you wearing the bowling shoes out and about. She said what? She said that she catches you wearing the bowling shoes out. Like outside of work. I don't wear my bowling shoes at work. I just work in my. What the fuck? What have you been talking about? Why you. Why'd you leave her for your co-worker? Bro, see, I do imagine she's gonna ask that whole ass shit. Bro, it's not even like that. I promise it's not like that. It's just, she just didn't like how shit was transpiring in the relationship. Niggas think this is a big word we're gonna believe. What's transpiring, man? So you guys broke up? No, you said what? I said you guys just broke up. You just broke up with her for no reason? No, it wasn't the fact that we broke up. We had a. I mean, we'd been together for almost three years now. I'm taking care of her kid. That's not mine. Like, her kid called me dad type shit. Like, I got a whole nother responsibility. Wait, that's not his kid? I don't want his kid the whole time? No, no, no. Absolutely not. That's the first one. That's one pushback in your favor. We didn't know that. But do y'all have kids together? What? Do y'all have kids together? We have one child. Nigga, that's the kid we're talking about. You weird, bro. You are a liar. Y'all niggas not gonna listen. It's two kids, bro. You're not about to gaslight me, bros. I am, because you're not listening, dog. So I'm gonna gaslight you, nigga. Go ahead, bro. Alright, so yeah. The first kid is. When I met her, this was like two years ago, two and a half years ago. Her daughter was. Bro, bro, bro, don't mad about her. We're not talking about kids. We're talking about why you dating the girl at the bowling alley. Talk about that. Nigga, it's so messy, bro. Alright, it's not even the fact that why I'm dating. Like, the bitch is a 10. Like, what the fuck? The bitch is a 10. Okay. Like, the fuck y'all want me to say to Ash White? You tweaking hard, Mr. Gutterball. I'm like. Gutterball's crazy. I'm like that, man. I bet you is like that. You get a lot of practice. I'm good at podcasting, nigga. I've been here all day. I've been here all day, too. Nigga said I'm good at podcasting. Did you leave your baby mom's? No, so basically, my only baby mom didn't tell y'all was that she hit me up with like an ultimatum two weeks ago saying you want to be in an open relationship or we're not in a relationship anymore. I said, this is coming from a man who's been in an open marriage before. I was like, bro, I'm not going to do that shit. Nigga, a former cuck and he not going back. Oh, she wanted to be in an open relationship. Bro. Huh? She wanted. She wanted an open relationship. Yeah, she wanted an open relationship because she didn't want to have to worry about my whereabouts. Got it. So she just. She like, oh, I want to keep the household together, but like, I'd rather have something on the side if I got to worry about you having something on the side. Right. But did you have something on the side? Nigga. Y'all niggas, what are we doing right now? Like, what the fuck? That was crazy, Mike. How is that crazy? That was so crazy. Because he said, I don't want an open relationship. I'm saying, are they exclusive up to that point of the conversation? I know, but you asked. I was going to say this. I'm going to say this. I'm a nigga that pays attention to shit. I'm like, I'm not one of them niggas that like, that's going to tell a woman to stop some dude and shit when they notice it the first time. I'm going to, you know, notice it over and over again. Like, building the Rico case. I'm going to notice it over and over again, making sure like, is this bitch tripping or am I tripping? She didn't say it the second time. No, I'm not tripping. What was she doing? What was she doing? What was she doing? You're not saying, what was she doing exactly? Okay, so her excuse to why she's close as fuck with male friends is because she grew up without, I don't fucking know, female. I don't fucking know. A woman taking care of, I don't know, whatever fucking woman want to fucking. How many male friends she got? Like, what's like, what situation really hurt you? Damn, they're all. And like, is she hanging out with these male friends solo? Nah, nah. Nah, I'm asking. I don't want that. I don't know shit. I don't know. Apparently she's a homebody now, so. I'm just saying, what was the problem that arise? Like, what were you building a recall off of? Just because she had the friends to begin with? Or is she texting guys behind your back? Like, what was it? Okay, so back in like September, this is so messy. Fuck. Nigga, you called. All right. True. Well, y'all called. Well, you told us to call. All right, go on, Monroe. Come on, come on. All right. All right, so look, so basically back in September, all I did was ask her about a coworker who I saw a picture of him and her phone. He took a photo of him. Of them together. I guess like a little jokey joke or whatever. You know what I'm saying? It's cool. I was just like, who's this nigga in your phone? Why are you taking pictures like this in your phone? I'm not comfortable with this. You shouldn't be doing that. Fuck. That nigga probably want to fuck on you if you're taking photos like this in your phone. You know what I mean? Thirst trap photos. Oh, damn. Like, what the fuck? We're not stupid. We're not stupid, bro. We're adults. Got it. I said, I said, I don't like that. I don't like him in your phone. She said I was going to handle it. So she. Her telling me that her handling the situation was telling said male co-worker, I don't want my boyfriend to like you in my phone. Don't be my boss. No, she playing in your face, bro. Oh, God. Nigga, look, look. Like, I'm fucking retarded. Okay, cool. I'm going to be respectfully honest with you. I can get any bitch in my city. I'm not going to sit here and fabricate a single word. Nigga, what can I do with that information? Okay. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. I'm just going to tell you. No, clearly he's trying to call a nigga a cuck and shit. Oh, my life. That don't mean you're not a cuck. That don't mean that you don't got a kink or something. Just because you can get any girl. Maybe you want to get any girl and you want another dude to fuck that girl. Like, I don't know that. I'm not fucking P. Diddy. I'm going to say that right now, nigga. I don't know if P. Diddy was a cuck, though. You know exactly what the fuck that nigga was doing. You're the one that brought him up. You know what Sean was doing. Quit playing. What the fuck? Well, how did we get to P. Diddy? I don't know. No, because he's trying to call a nigga a cuck, bro. Fuck all that. That shit crazy as fuck. I'm just saying with the open relationship. You told us he was in an open marriage. What city are you even from? I was in an open marriage with my ex-wife. She was a porn star. All that shit. Like, bro, I swear. Did you watch the videos? What the fuck are you talking about? Hold on now. Now you don't know what you're talking about. Did you watch her videos? Have I seen videos of my ex-wife and other people? Yeah. I don't care. I mean, if she showed me, I would have just saw it. I don't care. I didn't ask to see it specifically. Yeah, you fucking cuck. That's what I'm talking about. You watch somebody you were dating get fucked by somebody else and then you fuck somebody else. I said I didn't. I said I didn't. It wasn't a problem to me. So you never seen the video of her having sex while you were together? While we were together? Probably. I don't remember. Nigga, that shit was three years ago. Nigga don't remember. Nigga, watch that shit out as a friend. That's all I'm saying. Listen, all I was saying is that you were a former cuck and you was not going down that road again. Bro, pass. Listen to me. Pass. I promise. Listen, y'all niggas don't understand. If y'all met me, y'all don't have to, bro, fuck all that. A nigga is not worried about shit. These bitches, they just want to lie. They don't like, you know, being told what the fuck they're doing. Babe, I'm going to basically just try to tell me you can't do what I'm doing. No, I don't think, I don't think you're wrong. We're actually on your side. We do think she was doing some sketchy shit. I'm not on your side. Well, we don't, actually, you're right. I mean, you can speak your mind, brother. I'm just saying I'm not on your side. I'm not nobody's side. You're right. You're right. We should be on. I don't actually know that. I don't have all the details because she didn't tell us anything. And then neither one of y'all admitting y'all flaws that each other have. Okay. Okay. With the flaw that I have, like what? I like bitches. I get it. What the fuck flaw do I have? Bitches love me. Niggas like, what the fuck? This nigga is toxic, bro. This nigga crazy, bro. Bro, I am not. There you go. That nigga is a cup that rolls from the ashes. That nigga is Mr. Bitches. And Mr. Bitches. That nigga went from cuck to Mr. Bitches. What a transformation, man. Bro, what? You did it. Good job. Oh, man. All right, bro. This is turning to Jerry Spingers right now. Can I say one thing, though, real quick? Go ahead. Go ahead, though. I just want to let y'all know, I've been listening to y'all since, what, 2019, 2020? So like a long, yeah, episode 30. You started in 2021, but go ahead. So it was my senior year then. Yeah. So it was my senior year. I'm thinking of my brother. Shout out to you, brother. Appreciate that. But yeah, I'm so like, that nigga fucking, he went on a motherfucking show for real when I started watching that bitch. Like, what? That nigga on this bitch all the time, though. Yes, sir. But yeah, y'all niggas funny as fuck. Y'all got me through my divorce, bro. Y'all got me through, like, when I was going through shit with my damn baby was about to be born. Like, I was going through crazy shit with my baby mama and all that. Like, y'all niggas have been with me, like, the whole time. Yeah, we here for you now, bro, too. Yeah, it sounds like you still need us. But look, I put my baby mama off, y'all, back in, like, Thanksgiving. Like, she didn't even fucking like me, niggas. I used to literally, I swear to God, I used to tell you niggas all the time, they're so like, they're so misogynistic, they're so misogynistic, they're sexist. I'm like, nigga, this is like, this is the same motherfucker that called you niggas yesterday to talk shit about me. Like, what was the fuck, bitch? You want to be like me so bad. She can't be sleeped up. She called us misogynistic. All right, bro. You have a good one. All right. oh welcome to crash court hey hey what'd it do um i guess let us know what's your case well so i have been in a relationship for about five years and my husband found out like maybe earlier this this year like in january that i have like over 9 000 pictures of his meat soft like from whenever we became seriously exclusive so like a couple days so before he found out and i just added some more pictures to that collection the other night in what situations are you grabbing these pictures oh when he's soft as shit i'm talking like bad day flat tire co-workers pissing him off got the flu Are you, like, does this turn you on? Does it turn me on? Yeah, it does. Because I know he really, really enjoys me. And he loves me. Because that's not what I'm getting. You know? He's the ultimate grower, huh? Yes. Yes. I didn't want to ask that. I didn't want to be on record asking. I think I should get, like, community service or something. Like, what's, like. Go ahead. I think I should get, like, community service. But why are you taking those pictures, though? Like, it feels like you're, like, you're holding on to it for blackmail. I'm definitely. I would never blackmail him. Not like that. Not. That's, like. I would never blackmail anybody sexually. I would blackmail him if he committed a crime. But that's just for me. Because we're literally going to be together forever. We're married. Why can't we? Why can I not have. Do you go back and look at these pictures? Is it something you enjoy to go back and look at? Yeah. I mean, that's your man. Like, when he. That is, like, when he's pissing me off, I look at those pictures. Oh. That's different. That's different. So, it's out of spite. So, you want to see him at his lowest or his smallest? Yeah. So funny. A little. Okay. You know? I hope he take pictures of you when you bloated. So, guilty. I mean, I still look good. Okay. I think he still look good, so. I would just be afraid of your phone ever getting hacked. Oh, my gosh. Don't leave your phone around anybody. I don't. I don't. Are they in a hidden folder? Or are they just, like, out there? It's, like, in a vault. Like, I have to put in a password and face ID to get to it. Because we do have kids. And I don't want them to get in my phone. Is this face in any of these soft pics? Mine is. Is my face in it? Yeah, I pose next to it. I'm talking about, is this face in it? Oh, yeah. Like, sometimes I'll come home at, like, 2, 3 o'clock in the morning. And he's just there, a spread eagle in the bed. Okay. Bigger question. Why are you coming home at 2 or 3 in the morning? Because I work with friends and family. I have a social life. And my husband trusts me. That's why. 2 or 3 in the morning? It's strict around here. It's strict. We live, like, 30 to 45 minutes away from civilization. Oh, I got it. We're in the country. I got you. And he doesn't know any of this? He doesn't know what? That you have pictures of him on soft on your phone. Yeah, he discovered it. And he was like, hey, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, I don't know. How does he feel about it? Nah, he doesn't really care. He just wanted to make sure I wasn't, like, trying to blackmail him or something. Same, same thing. And I was like, no, I would have done it, like, at picture 200, not 9,000. Yeah, I still think it's black. You might not know it's blackmail yet. And hopefully it never ends up being blackmail. But God forbid something happen in y'all relationship where y'all get separated. Those pictures won't be. Oh, my gosh. I hope he never puts me in that position. That's crazy. That's so crazy. Nah, guilty. Come on, now. Oh, wow. Okay, y'all open a new perspective for me. I'm not going to delete them, though, but I'll just make a conscious effort not to. Yeah, yeah. I'll just make a conscious effort not to. But, no, it's so against me to blackmail someone sexually. I wouldn't do that. No, I feel like that's definitely wrong. But, you know, you always hear, like, when girls get out of a relationship with dudes and be like, that's why his dick was little anyway. No, I would never say that because we've been together so long and I have two kids. It wasn't that fucking small. I didn't. That's small. That would be a lie. The thing is, if you had this information on me, I would be fine that you, even if you tried to expose me later after a breakup, because my response would be, look how many times I was soft around you. Oh, no. It wasn't like him just standing up in front of the bed soft. It would be like him with the flu. But you don't say you don't got no flu. You ain't heard of Jordan flu game? I can't. So you don't got no pictures of him on hard? Oh, no, I have several, but I prefer the ones. Just more soft? Normally when it's, I don't have a lot of time when it's hard to pull the phone. I'm like, let me snap a picture. My comment, I think my time. Yeah, you just said, first you said his dick little, now you say he a middle man because he ain't got that much time. Also, as judges, I think our time limit about talking about another man's meat is expired. So we're going to get you off the phone. Appreciate you for being here. Okay, I didn't get mine. You're guilty. I'm good. Yeah, yeah. We ran out of meat minutes. We can't talk about it no more. Hello. It's like a dream come true. Yo, yo. How are you guys? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. I'm up. Welcome to Crash Court. Thank you. What's your situation? I was waiting for the question. I know you're good. So my situation is, I don't know if I'm wrong for wanting to. Sue somebody who I thought I was in love with, but here's a little back story. So long story short, I was talking to this guy and in December he, um, got his camera stolen and I made a big purchase on my credit card and we had an agreement that he was going to be, you know, paying it within a couple of months. We're now at month five and I've gotten $300 from him. What was, uh, what was the purchase? How much was it? Uh, it was about 21,000. What'd you buy? My car USD. Yes. Us dollars. I thought you didn't, she said camera. Yeah, it was a couple of cameras with some lens and some accessories. $21,000. On you. On your credit card. Yes. What's your social security number? We need a couple of cameras too. Yeah, we'll pay you back. At least a little bit more than three. Yeah, I got trust issues now. Well, shit, I hate he fucked that up for us. So what, what'd he say he need the cameras for? Well, he's a photographer. $21,000 in equipment is, is crazy. so am i wrong no no you can definitely sue him okay yeah you definitely sue him um you're innocent so um do you have text messages saying that he will pay you back and that's like part of the agreement yeah i have text messages um obviously nothing like written agreement just just the text messages and every day you know he says he's he's gonna send me money and and how much and here we are only 300 300 out of 21 000 what do you mean like was it just 300 at one time or has he been nickel and diming you to 300 no it was just a one 300 payment god damn how long which let me tell you is is not even enough for the minimum payment oh we know you we know how money where we know how fucked you are we get it um that's a real case wait how long you date him um before i made the purchase yeah no when you made when you were making the purchase how long have you been dating at that point oh we're like seven months oh lord um oh i take my innocent thing back i'm sorry that was that was that was like i thought she was getting off the phone after that can i do it yeah go ahead seven months yeah seven i told you i i thought i thought i was in love what made you i thought he loved her age how old are you uh i'm pretty grown i'm 27 how are you when this happened 27 this is my current situation right now what oh my god fuck oh my god believe like there's like what the who the fuck are we talking to right now what was he doing to make you feel like uh that he you were in love with him or that he loved you i mean he was he was putting it down i don't know and then how'd the relationship end again i might have missed that part well i guess it didn't really end but i'm at a point where it's like i don't want to talk to you no more like give me my money wait wait wait wait y'all are still together well there hasn't been anything official that we like broke up or nothing like that but every time we reach out to each other it's like yo send me my money or give me my shit back what type of relationship y'all in that's what i'm saying like listen listen listen i'm not trying to down myself but i truly don't believe i have twenty one thousand dollar dick you know what i mean like there's no man i don't know pat you kind of cute fifty thousand is is , okay i'm getting married next summer with me or you want me to just pay for your wedding just pay for my shit you might as well okay i can be listen you can pay for my two we can be we actually we're gonna be your new friends and we'll just take we'll just take two thousand dollars a year for each of us okay that's better than the twenty one yeah yeah no and we make sure no man ever get no other money out of us except us we got you twenty one thousand twenty one how much twenty one thousand did you know it was gonna be twenty one thousand dollars no i didn't how did you how did he pay for it did he ask for like because obviously it's a credit card you had what you got an amex or some shit and um and i was and it was a credit union oh lord my god oh lord you got the you're gonna get it's hard to get them credit unions too you're gonna have to get your leg amputated to get back good with the bank i'm to the point where i'm ready to donate some fucking blood but they only give you a hundred dollars donate more than that yeah you might have to donate your brain to cte while you still alive shit oh that's crazy you gotta sell a couple organs to get that shit back now it's good kidney it's definitely time to sue him no that shit need to get into motion already because like yeah uh you're guilty but he also is guilty so yeah but who's more guilty definitely him definitely him but you're just guilty for being that gullible he used you he used and abused you i hate i hate to see it happen especially during international women's month ladies if you out there and you can look at the transactions and he ain't get you your money back and you've been done paid for his car to get out of repo or pay for this and they get some lenses for some camera work this nigga better be is he good at this shit like why he got he got all this equipment is he good i think he's good at his job but okay so to me that means i'm not i swear i swear i won't put it on we're not exposing i won't expose it i just want to see his uh yeah photography see if it's twenty one thousand dollars work because we if we had twenty one thousand dollars worth of camera nigga i make i make an onion bloom right in my motherfucking hand you know what i'm saying um oh and then to make things even better better i well worse but so you guys can get a kick out of it i guess um he then asked me for a thousand dollars afterwards because supposedly his zell was like maxed out for the day wait wait wait he was it was maxed out because he received so much money no i guess he like has sent already money and i didn't know that zell had this feature or whatever oh yeah so anyways oh so i apple paid a thousand dollars to finish paying his rent and he was supposed to give me cash oh no and then you're doing this to yourself and then the next day he all of a sudden didn't even have the cash anymore i'm like what happened and then his car got towed and that was another three hundred sixty nine dollars to get it out the well for him to get it out but he didn't have the money and i thought we was fucking with each other so oh my gosh we we up to like 25k right now you know telling what else why do you even tell us he gave you money back you you gave the three hundred dollars car shit you and bro this man has a private page and he's a photographer he got a lot of followers though let me see you got a lot of let me see on my phone a lot of photography a private page and it's a photographer i watch these niggas with the security screen oh man all right you have a good one but yeah i hope i hope you get your money send us some money uh i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna drop my my cash app and my zill in here all right i got you pad just because you cute you have a good one you too all right nice talking you guys all right what's going on what's the crash court what's going on so do i just yeah i got you bro what's your situation calm down little nigga damn let him do the show go ahead bro he's a little cranky i can see so uh am i uh in the wrong for wanting to like work more like weekends and stuff instead of trying to be home what kind of car you know like with my girl huh what kind of car you got uh for that 150 i knew i was gonna say too that motherfucker yeah he sounded like a truck driver yeah say your statement over again so like uh am i in the wrong for like choosing to work more often than being at home and like just chilling with my girl what what's what's her argument i guess uh her argument i don't really know honestly it's just like do you not enjoy spending time with your girl i do you just like money more and i wouldn't say that i would more like say we need the money to do the stuff that we always want what is she saying to you like i'm never home or i get home too late or we're opposite ships you're tonight i work more nah brother how old are you uh 19 you keep doing you yeah that might not even be like no shade to your relationship but having a relationship that young the percentages of getting married right now are very very low but you working on your life and you continue going on your path are very very high if you keep doing the right thing if you start moving stuff around for her you're not even where you want to be at you might leave you anyways you know what i'm saying you got to do what you got to do bro if she can hold it down she can hold it down this is a good test for her this is a good test for you you know i mean if she can't handle you working a different shift for a little bit then she can't handle marrying you she can't handle having your kids bro you gotta do you oh okay so should i work more shifts yeah yeah get that money especially if you need it yeah okay she literally i'm not in the wrong no no you're not in the wrong but i i would make it a conversation to let you let her know that that's why you're doing it and you want and then maybe on the days you're actually off and the days that you're free maybe just put in a little bit more effort to make those days seem uh more meaningful there you go um okay that's good bro that was actually good advice man it's some grown man that don't know that so you that's real good advice for a 19 year old and don't don't ever let somebody just like you shouldn't tell her what she should be doing in her life at this point she shouldn't be telling you what you're doing bro especially about no time spent when when the other thing that you're spending time in is like money and get a job if you're like going out and shit like that then it was like okay but if it's work if you're actually just working then it is what it is especially you guys need the money bro you got a fucking four f-150 at 19 she need to pipe down i feel like that's pretty standard he got two he got two three jobs with a four f y'all got any kids i guess that he asked that uh we did we had a miscarriage oh that was so also unnecessary unnecessary you know it's a comedy show but are we sorry for your loss brother appreciate that all right all right so we're gonna let you go did i make the podcast yeah you definitely yeah but you but you need to take care of her you ain't tell her tell us that she had a miscarriage so you need to make sure you do this smoothly and make sure you don't hurt her feelings you know what i'm saying oh yeah definitely yeah it was not even too long like three months come on yeah yeah you can't start with that i guess just spend a little bit more time yeah definitely and wear a condom too nigga like y'all not ready yet bro i did bro and we used the after pill but uh we went to the doctor or whatever and they're like i guess you were just at like 0.2 all right bro not guilty though but just made it sad my bad my bad no you're bad i can't even say shit back to you bro you got it bro you fucking 19 years old a family like an idiot bro all right bro i'm not i'm a happy international woman's month um another tweet of the week sprinkled in here um somebody said oh this is bae savage let me not say um this crack obey on twitter uh let me not say like he nobody i hate the word hunching it sound like construction workers having sex and i always thought about i don't mind the word hunching that sounds like you're trying to like uh for certain some reason i always hear people in the south say it but it just sounds like you're not trying to swear but this is my question if you had to if for some reason you had to tell your parents that you were having sex how would you say it to them i'm having sex huh i'm just saying i'm a grown man you would just tell your mom i'm having sex if i if there's that's the way i would say if i had to randomly say it how would you say it having a little fun yeah yeah that's what i mean no that's too crazy like i was talking to my mom just be like like what was you just doing and i like really had to tell her i would just be like if i really had i would first of all avoid telling her but if i really you had to i would say i was having sex yeah that's he would pull that i was getting some last night no i wouldn't even say that she wouldn't even know what that meant you weren't getting no i feel like my mom is very direct especially i would say that too okay because there's no like there's no like she won't understand some of the slang i would use for it so it's like i like the transparency yeah my mom is very like immature so like i know there would be a joke about me she'd be like oh you still got that little dick you were like that's it's not good for a mom to say i hope you know that she don't watch this she good um my last tweet of the week okay okay men dating bisexual women need to realize her sexual fantasy is not a threesome she wants to peg you i have heard that i've also heard that and there's people out here that are getting pegged but i don't know anybody that gets paid because i'm guessing it's definitely a private thing right this you brought up pegging a lot on this podcast i'm like very like because i i don't i don't like that there's something that exists yeah but there's nobody to talk about like taboo yeah you want to be in the conversation i'm just saying he's trying to understand the process let me in on it no but but it's just like a thing like when you when you hear about like every other type of sex there's there's people that vouch for it like the feet people yeah the the eat ass people like everybody raising hand i eat ass i suck toes i do this but when pegging come around niggas get quiet i think that's like the everything everything else you can still kind of be more dominant yeah but the pegging thing is like i mean even the women that are doing it like where are they oh there's women that like getting pegged too i guess no no no no i like to do it who you think pegging there was i think there was a girl that came on the pod one time said that she does that no no no i've never heard of anybody say they they pegged a man before i think that was you guys can correct me if i'm wrong no definitely correct him put in the comments masculinity no that's out in quotations who this dick belonged to and the person responded babe i don't want to talk about her right now that's the other thing and just like i don't you know how many people got their heart broke over that was that a text message uh no it was just like okay like a quote okay there's so many people that get their heart broke because they'll have a good experience with someone and their assumption is that's the best experience that person's ever had or they haven't had an equal experience before you know what i mean and like everybody wants a truthful girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever it may be until like moments like that you know what i mean like you know you take your girl to disney world is that the craziest time you ever had and they'd be like yeah and at one time somebody took me to hawaii the fuck fuck are you talking about it's the same thing that goes in and just be like you know like a couple just had like a great sexual experience and the sex was so great and instead of the person focusing on that experience to be like did you have a great time was that one of the best time one of the best times you ever had just be like was that the best sex you ever had and they're just like one of them you know i feel like it's a weird question to ask in general dudes be doing that it's just like the is this the biggest dick you ever had and then just that's a weird question too yeah that's crazy we're all built different come on now bro told you if it was if you do something if you're if your girl is in love with you right and then she respects you and she wants to marry you if you do something that's the best thing that ever happened to you she's going to let you know at that moment even if it's close yeah so if she hasn't told you you have the biggest dick no that's not you're not even top three no no she doesn't have to say it but i'm just saying you're not meddling if you have to if you feel the need to ask i feel like she would have told you already just if you feel the need to ask because i feel like there's some people that just go to home relationships without that ever even being a conversation or a thought yeah you would think it would happen when the action of sex is going on like you think she didn't tell you during sex so you think like after sex maybe she could think about it it's just it's a weird thing in general it's a weird thing but it's just like it's also like like for everything and just like i hate questions like that are you the best girlfriend i ever or just like the most expensive gift you've ever received yeah that's dumb yeah that's dumb that one i think somebody would tell you too yes right off the rip and you would know like you would she would still have that gift if it was expensive yeah and if you buy a girl some dunks and she say that it's time to leave nobody ever gave a shit but you i ain't gonna lie that is one of the worst feelings in the world like giving a woman a simple gift and then realizing she's never received that gift and you're like at a bigger age and you're like oh my god i'm not going to give her that gift that's not that bad no i would feel more you upgraded her life yeah for flowers what the it's been a while you come with a rose she started busting out crying no the club i don't like that though the club rose they be like preying on people like they see what would you define as the club rose so you be at the club and it's this dude who will walk around with like roses and he'll go up to a couple like hey do you want to buy her a rose you know your lady a rose and then now he's pressured to be like yes or no and it's like the road they're okay that just happened to me i went to a restaurant literally just on saturday and this guy he had a bunch of roses he was like oh would you like to get your lovely you know girlfriend fiance a rose and i said oh no i don't want to get no thank you like we're fine because i'm not gonna do nothing with it and he got so offended he said what i was like no we're fine he was like oh okay and he just walked off yeah but they get really mad if you don't want that the rose your fiance back from um his vacation yes he is did he enjoy it yeah he had a good time did you check his balls i will say um they saw your the episode where you let me kind of get a rose and i was like oh my god what the heck was going on over there and they put it in the the group chat and everybody was just kiki and laughing it up like oh with the uh the dead face emojis and everything and i'm just confused because i'm like what's so funny is it true or is it not true what are we kicking about they should have been like no what would they even say some shit like that no they were cracking up like you have to scroll through all of the laughing emojis i'm not genuine i mean they really wasn't doing nothing no no because if they came with like real excuses like no fuck them no yeah now that's a red flag but they laughing no they got defensive from that shit that means it definitely was like bro because you would feel like wait why why yeah i'm like what the fuck you know bro code no nigga pillow talking my girl you're not going up there no more with the niggas fuck that it's wild no they did have a good time for sure it's certain things in a relationship that would piss me off and like one of the things is bringing something to me that a random person said that actually like affects our household yeah you know what i mean it's just like oh hey i was talking to jared today and he was like wondering like about your trip i said you talking about jared from work the nigga that's about to get slapped your work husband yeah you know what the fuck is going on like why are like why are random people like influencing you or like why are you letting like a random post or tiktok i was just about to ask y'all how do y'all feel about like your girl coming to you with something that's going on that she saw on instagram or tiktok like oh what do you think of this like does this remind you of us or why don't you do this for me you know does that make you mad no no no that don't happen to me you say that it's happy i'm not gonna lie like i'm pretty i feel like i'm pretty romantic i feel like i can be like come on now these niggas are sorry like some of these niggas are sorry like some of these like when they be describing dates like we have like friends like mutual friends so he know who i'm talking about like they'll be describing a date and they just be like the date went bad and they'd be blaming a girl like oh she bougie as hell just be like bro she drove herself to the date y'all y'all went to go grab tacos you damn near split the check she damn near tipped you you you tried to get her back to come to your place when she didn't want to you didn't have a secondary date no ice cream no nothing and then you mad because she's not texting back like this the bar is really low like if you know bar is very low like if you do flowers and pickup like the girl might cry in the car you know she might text a group chat and be like i found my husband yeah it's like but like i don't run into that problem because like the bar is low out in this bitch like i'm not gonna lie like it's low as hell this nigga's like tiger woods out here you over here calling your girl like man i got a flat tire she's like that's nothing i used to date tiger woods so they get flipped over the car tiger woods is like he's meme central too and anybody like you shouldn't be they say he would he blows he blew a zero zero whatever like it was not alcohol so it might have been pills again or something like that allegedly y'all see me right now i will blow a zero zero and you tell me if i'm sober or not well though because that people do get affected by that shit so that shit is like reckless as hell to be like irresponsible to be that especially that rich and to get in those type of accidents and then being under the influence allegedly if he wasn't or was it not or was not but he is he is a meme god though no he a meme god but also going back to like if someone dated tiger woods and like i was the quote-unquote next person to date that person i would not date that person once i find out about their ex it's just like certain shit like damn this dude damaged you a little bit too much you know what i'm saying like you ever like you said i'm not sticking through this no you're not trying to see it through bro no i i'm telling you like women and men like bro it's okay to stop talking to somebody if they bring too much to the table like they could be perfect for you like too much for you everybody has their limit right that's what i'm saying you know i'm saying i'm saying them situation they got got a girl fuck you but i'm just saying like that's that's part of like somebody brings you too much anxiety because of like a past relationship like if you a dude or a woman that feels like oh my person is too insecure and it kind of makes my life weird you know what i mean like but there's certain situations where they're they might be damaged from their last relationship and any type of way and through being together for a while you're doing the right things that can then disappear it ain't my fault no fuck that because like because you just you might be ending things prematurely then why am i answering like okay if i go from this side of the street to this side of the street and i'm out with the guys like why do i have to like write a paragraph because the last nigga that did it had a family you know what i'm saying i don't have a family but that might be something she's talking about used to that she can get used to no i know i get that there's there's definitely stuff you can work through everybody like no i'm bringing baggage too you know on the other side but i think it's how quickly you adapt and a person can't see you as a new person then they need to take some time to be single like if it's if it's mistakes and things happening back to back to back like multiple times through the week it's plenty miscommunications because i'm saying something wrong that you didn't want me to say it in a certain way and it's just all that trauma then yeah you might have to like you might have to dip out that's what i'm saying like all that shit like it's a mistake shit bro like i'm a little strict but like okay i'm a lot of strict but like when somebody keeps having a lot of strict but when people keep making mistakes like like little small mistakes and shit like that like oh we had a date today it's like that's a big that's a big mistake i don't think i'll ever forget a date bro i just i just uh had a conversation with somebody that said they set a date like with the woman and they confirmed and then they had never talked about a place but they talked about the time and the day and a person the dude texts a girl the place like an hour before and like obviously we live in a small ass city so it's like nothing to travel and the girl was kind of like oh i ain't know what he was talking about there i'm doing my hair right now and i'm just like bruh that's essentially missing the date yeah i didn't know you was talking about there like what the fuck like well you think what you think we live in california yeah the thing the only events i sometimes forget is like if it's an event that me and my girl are going to of like somebody else's like and i don't put it on my calendar but she has it on her calendar then i'll like because i already know like one of us is gonna have it on our calendar that's not a date though no i'm saying in other date situations like where i would forget to go somewhere i wouldn't i wouldn't forget i don't think i would forget a date have you ever stood up somebody or been stood up for a date no never been stood up but i've like created a scenario that happened that's why i couldn't go on the date let's hear it it was not just like a very simple like car got a flat tire or like oh you ain't shit okay not that's that was extreme like uh something came up especially like being an entrepreneur being an entrepreneur for like i would say six seven years now it's like anything can always come up so i can i can i can say i have anything going on i'm more like that for events that i don't want to go to exactly yeah maybe not dates with people but if it's an event but that's just like it's not like something i've done like millions of times it's like one or two times i think the only like and it's just like one of those things where it's like maybe not the i didn't cancel a date that i already said like i'm going to commit to it was more of like i felt like the person was asking me on a date and then i kind of came up with excuse not to be mean in a sense that's so why don't we think that just being an entrepreneur is like being firm is mean like just saying no i don't want to i think it's like if somebody told me that i would take it i was like if i was dating or trying to date someone and i try to take her out and they told me that i was like okay that's that's fair i feel like coming from me it just seems a little bit more hard i don't like hurting people's feelings it's also out the norm like we i think almost even like some of the worst people in the world are people pleasers so it's like nobody says anything anymore shit like that so like when someone does like is firm like the more foreign people i hang out with those are like the firmest people you're gonna be around because they don't i feel like it's more of an american thing to kind of beat around the bush yes it is a foreigner would be like yo bro we don't want you to come to this party yeah my girlfriend straight up my girl's from sweden she's very direct so sometimes even like i have to get used to that sometimes because it'd be something she said like wait why but i have to learn that she doesn't mean it in that way like she's not trying just being honest she don't beat around the bush but like if it's like it just feels like we're being i'm being mean if i'm like turning somebody down because i also just feel that if a girl asked me on a date and i like came up with excuse and i came up excuse maybe twice and the date didn't happen i feel like most girls kind of pick up on that because women are really yeah they kind of pick up on it and just like yeah there's some people that like usually don't you know there's something that don't really get the they don't give a they don't give a fuck yeah yeah there's like because there's women like we go to shows and like we're obviously both like both publicly talking about our girlfriends some of the women at the shows don't give a fuck no they're like your girlfriend got her back turned what's up you want to know what's so interesting i was telling my fiance like i got to get you a engagement ban or something like that he's like what you want more women to hit on me because i guess that's what women may be hitting on married men engagement in relationships i'm telling it's it's it's not all women obviously like some like women are trying to like get a hold of each other and they're like oh my god i'm not gonna get a hold of you i'm not gonna get a hold of you like get their own but there's some women out here that are attracted to something that somebody wants yeah you know what i mean it's just like oh somebody wants you yeah and like i feel like marriage and engagement means like house car got his shit together and like the last dude she talked to had a punty at grand dam with 200 000 and they got to stop on the highway every 50 miles it's overheating right just take your time dude just let it cool down what's your favorite color though it definitely takes the work out of it all because it's like oh he said all right i'm gonna do that already yeah like but and they kind of know and it's i feel like it's kind of a game to them because probably in their head at that lifetime if they're even attracted to a married man it had to be some type of trauma that led them off the path of true love so they just like all men ain't shit let me prove it while also having some fun yeah and it's a competition and yeah it's a competition especially if they looking you up and i feel like it's even worse when the woman feel like the the married woman the just cheating woman feels like the married woman has a problem with it and they're like oh my god i'm not gonna get a hold of you i'm not gonna get a hold of you that's like a great life like that she's doing something so now it's like i'm taking her from something that's like that looks very good yeah i don't see a lot of men do that on the opposite end like are men attracted to married women or will they kind of back off men are attracted to uh with it anything i'm not gonna lie like there's like that's why i always say like there could be a woman that walks into a room of 10 single guys right and say hey i'm married right and then you to talk to those 10 guys and just pick one and just be like hey do you want to go home with me i would say like eight out of 10 of those guys would go home with her and then the other two out of 10 would just need more confirmation like it's it's it's rare that like a woman being married was a man would be like hell no you marry unless they unless they baby daddy is like fucking uh ufc fighter or boxer or something like that there's like another thing that they can get into maybe but like women i feel like it's it's kind of the opposite but those two there's two that will do it they doing it i saw a post on facebook and it was a woman uh accidentally sent four thousand dollars on apple pay to the wrong person and offered the person a thousand dollars to get just to get 3k back and the person still didn't send it and they were like i was trying to like see if it was real but then i actually saw the woman in like the comments like saying she gonna like file a police report and like just like showing the text thread would you have sent the money back i would have sent all the money back and i just feel like there's just bad karma there's bad it is bad karma i might have took her up on her offer though yeah i definitely like she made the offer before like to throw in the the text thread she like made that offer like before i made the mistake i don't know how that's why i don't really think it's true because it's like who who can make that type of mistake yeah to send the money to the wrong person it happens way more than you really okay i understand maybe a hundred dollars but like four thousand i feel like i'm like triple checking like why am i not zelling this person sure we don't know we just had somebody on the fucking podcast that gave a dude twenty-one thousand dollars for his camera equipment oh shit it's on this podcast yeah this part just happened yeah yeah yeah uh it gave him twenty-one thousand dollars and so he can get a bunch of camera equipment they broke up he's only since paid her back three hundred dollars and then on top of it we're like okay that's crazy he gotta pay you back so you just think oh this dude ain't paying her back and shit his car got repo and she went and gave this nigga another three hundred dollars to get his car out she's silly no she she's very silly and she kept trying to like buy me shit i was like are you crazy as hell she was like you cute enough i'll buy you she ready to spend again fellas anyway that's been the pod uh appreciate y'all remember uh crash dummies merch.com 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