Is David Bad in Bed?

what's up guys welcome back to views we are back with another episode welcome back everybody thanks for joining us i have jason jason jason and natalie are both here um how's everybody doing doing good man i had a um i've been trying to get on the right vibration and it worked yesterday what do you mean the right vibration like like meds i used to be on meds but i don't take them anymore i know we can all tell we see your mood swings um no i'm trying to get on the right vibration like uh like something happened like like like some if something bad happens i'm trying not to mire in it like yesterday um i have this guy who gets me hotels in new york mire did i did i cross you up with a word dave we have to restart the pod i don't think i can continue after mire why what's wrong with mire mired i get it like marinate no fuck i got mired like way down oscar meyer wiener yeah yeah you got it i got it yeah okay all right go go no no no and then and uh so like um so i was like trying to just not like dwell in stuff and so yesterday the guy who gets me like hotels in new york what you like dwell hotels this is talking to an idiot for 45 minutes guys i gotta stop interrupting it's okay because i feel like if i were to do this i would be like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i was listening look i'm even around yeah i love when i explain how much i'm interrupting yeah and i just interrupt more by explaining it all right go don't do my mom right now go okay i'm so sorry if this is your first podcast about this is things are going to change here okay action so i was trying to usurp okay what had happened no um this guy gets me hotels in new york yeah right okay and i texted him and i was like hey can i get a hotel you know i pay but i pay very little and uh and he's like i'm so sorry i just left he's like but i'm um but i'm joining a new group and i can get you hotels in the future just not this weekend yeah i was like okay fuck and then like normally i'd be like oh fuck what am i gonna do it's gonna cost me two grand to stay in new york i don't want to i can't do that blah blah blah blah and i didn't even worry about it so then i came to your party yesterday and i had a great time and then i was just like sitting on the couch and i was like huh i was like oh damn i gotta figure out a hotel and some guy just uh messages me he's like hey i have a new hotel app and he's like and i was like what and then i was like oh i was like can i like make some content for you guys and like you know get a stay and he was like yeah for sure just like that wow so i'm like on i'm on the right vibration you know what i mean does that make sense yeah and then i was playing beer pong yesterday well what happened and and i'm red solo cup company reached out to you who did no keep playing beer pong and and i'm doing like pretty good i'm killing it but then there's only one cup left and i'm doing bad and i was just like don't sweat it don't sweat it it's gonna come around and i wait and alex was playing abba he's playing uh gimme gimme yeah and i was and i waited for the beat to drop and i was like the drop i'm like the drop is coming the drop is coming i'm gonna hit this damn you're risking a lot of ore there yeah yeah and what happened i fucking sank it right at the drop boom like it literally i i couldn't believe it things things are looking up yeah they're looking really good for you yeah yeah yeah yeah who's your hotel guy normally that would what do you mean you just contact this guy and he gets you a rate or you have to share a room with a stranger what's the it's a hostel right yeah so it's it's a lot of people that have been in rehab but what's the yeah what's the situation all over the ground um no he's he's uh he's this really cool guy named diego who i've just known over the years and he'll get nevina and i a hotel for like 200 bucks a night and it's like amazing it's like oh it's so cheap but he has to have sex with her you guys well yeah i bang him out and you know there's we put it on his patreon wow we've been saying this all along that you just got to be on the right vibe you got to be on the right vibration and you came in today again very panicked vibrations every time you come in when you're panicked me and natalie look at each other we just start laughing you don't even notice because you're so panicked you don't even notice that we're like laughing behind your back well i had to bring back the ebenezer costume yeah yeah and i forgot the beard and everyone puts everything on me yeah it's like oh jason will jason's the responsible one he'll take care of the beard but he's not yeah but you know i forgot it but you're so panicked about like oh i left you're like oh oh hallie i'm sorry i left the beard at the house naveen's bringing it and i was like i was like jason please breathe like it's fucking fine how he's like it's okay yeah she's like i don't think we need the beard back it's weird no jackie needs the beard okay well don't worry she'll get the beard well all right well you you you try being me oh i've been on incredible vibrations over here well that's honestly that's about you is you're always on good vibrations and i'm like hmm i gotta i gotta have some of that rub off on me dude yesterday was so cool yeah because i got to do i got to work on three brand deals in one day yeah and i never do that yeah it's really funny like i never work all day and it felt so good because i didn't eat which i love so then when i like at the end of the day i like i had fried pickles got pesto pasta like really fucking went in because i didn't eat all day and it was the first day i've like really worked all day um like from the morning to the night time right usually we have like four hours of work and this felt good and i got we got paramount microsoft and what's the other one celsius celsius oh yeah celsius was the biggest one and noobs we got done oh yeah and yeah i did some work for jonah's candy company um but um yeah no i thought i thought that was really fun and i was on the right vibration it feels so good when you're busy yeah and that was part of my thing yesterday was i was so busy that yeah i didn't have time to worry about it i think that's yeah dude like when you're busy you're busy you're whenever you're going through a breakup or any kind of like trouble keeping yourself busy is like the ultimate life hack like and and whether that's like keeping yourself busy with like hanging out with friends or like actually just like getting work done it's so nice it's so nice it really gets your mind off like stress but i saw this tiktok actually the other day about how morning people have zero respect okay for night people yeah yeah yeah and it's that's funny it's actually more like entitled my father morning people are so fucking pretentious yeah i don't understand where that comes from and night people are like so chill about it so chill like the chillest of the chill people and they're even like they even like give credit to the morning people they're like wow that's really incredible yeah like we're positive about it we're like i can't believe you wake up in the morning i can never do that good for you but like did your dad ever do that to you like he's like you wake up and he's like huh just got up huh like i've been up since six i went to the store i went to the garbage i ran i don't know who did that somebody somebody in my life would do that to me because i can't remember who it was yeah but it's fucking weird yeah it's like i do that to people now really i just like don't get it i guess i get it actually when i wake up i also become like a snobby morning person yes yeah i did it in florida but like why i wonder why that is i did it in florida i was like you guys were all asleep and i was up with nick and naveen and i was like we're up early oh yeah you actually did do that yeah you told me about your run yeah i'm up i already ran yeah i do do that i don't know why i do that but this guy was this guy was mainly saying that like the morning like nighttime people will like go around and they'll tiptoe and they'll like make sure they're not making noise for the people that are asleep but morning people pots and pans fucking mute like ilia comes in here 7 a.m workout music blasting boxing session going on you know i mean music too yeah that's my sister my sister wakes up at 5 a.m every day actually yeah no dead ass 5 a.m 5 a.m yeah she wakes up at five sometimes six sometimes six but yeah most that's crazy for a young person to get up that early it's insane she's 22 years old wow she doesn't drink she doesn't like to stay out late she's in bed by 8 p.m she's up by five like the routine it makes me feel like i'm the biggest piece of shit yeah i'm like her big sister that's supposed to be like get the you know the mature whatever responsible one and i'll be up till like you know midnight whatever and then i'll get up at i don't know eight nine what time she go to bed early like 8 30. bed by the 8 30. wow it's insane is she like very meticulous person like everything's neat in her room no no not at all her room's actually a shit show like all the time she's like these parts of her personality i don't and i always ask her because she wakes up at five and she is clanging every fucking dish and my bedroom wall backs up to the kitchen wall so i hear every time she slams the cabinet it's into my fucking bed and i'm like she does that in the morning yes and i ask her that she's being loud it's really interesting but yeah she's a crazy morning person walking around and these are the top comments on on this on this post morning people have such a superiority superiority complex super tree morning people want to recruit you into their religion that's very true and then someone said i think people mistake night owls for being lazy which is like a very very true thing i just like yeah i don't know i don't think like being up late to me feels lazy i don't know i guess that's just how i've been my whole life and i think i also like i'll wake up early in the morning and it'll be like nine in the morning and then i'll be like why the fuck am i up like for like three hours like granted oh man really oh being up in the morning is the best here you are trying to recruit me there's no one out on the road it's like saturday morning right we'll get up at like 7 a.m we can get to the beach in like 20 minutes not 45 with all the traffic because there's no traffic you're on the beach fucking getting coffee having It's the best. - Really? - Yeah. - But the same thing can be said At midnight, there's no one on the highway. Going for a midnight drive on the 101. It's dark out. Who wants to drive on the 101 and it's dark? There's not seeing anything. Just blast music. It's nighttime. Really? City lights are behind you. The breeze is blowing through your hair. I'm serious, though. I don't know. I got to look into it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. Who knows? I don't know. What do you accomplish at night? That's what I want to know. You're watching TV. You're playing COD. Masturbating. What? Masturbating. I do both. Sometimes I wake up really early. Today, I'm up at 6. And then other times, I wake up late. I said this before. My brain's more active for my job at night. Yeah. For morning, if I wake up early, my brain is not creative whatsoever. But that's because- But it's very boom, boom, boom. It's very organized. And at night, it's scattered, but that's what I'm firing mostly creatively. You're probably getting less distraction at 2 a.m. too, right? Yeah. No instruction. I'm just texting you. It's also, yeah. It's also like self-reflection time. It's like, you're just, it's just you. You're maybe putting on a movie. So like, that's making you creative or like, you're just like surfing the internet. Like, there's just so many reasons. I wish I had a camera on you. I wish I could be in my house and watch a little like- Because I said I masturbate at night. A little live stream. No, I don't need to see the masturbation, but- You get a whole lot of that. I would pay money to see what you're cooking up at 1 a.m. Once everybody goes to sleep. Like, you come downstairs, you get a snack. I mean, I'm not like coming up with like innovative ideas for the human like race. I'm like, being like, oh, what can I- You have a whiteboard with all these equations. Yeah, like, what can I- Shit, this guy's a genius. It's usually like, what can I bury Jason in the next day? I'm not reinventing the iPhone, but yeah, I mean. And also when I say creative, like what I just said, I don't, I'm not trying to be like snobby about it. I mean like, like genuinely like a little bit creative. Sure, you get an idea for your vlog or something. Yeah, at best. At best, I get one. But other than that, I'm like feeling motivated, right? I'm like, tomorrow morning, I'm going to wake up, do this shit, but that never comes true. But like, even- Even just the feeling of that excitement, of that motivation, I feel the most grateful at night. Oh my God. I'm like, I like sing, like, I like verbally like tell myself like out loud what I'm grateful for. And like, I do that at night because I was just like- Whoa. Yeah, I love that. What do you say? What do you say? Well, like last night I was like, I'm really grateful for my bed, my health, these covers. And you say it out loud. Yeah, I say it out loud. Because I read- I read somewhere. I want to say I read somewhere. It's a TikTok comment. But I read somewhere that the power of tongue is very something. Synonym for powerful. Nice. Wow. Yeah. So yeah, so that's what it is. You almost completed that sentence. That's cool. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Yeah. It's not about completing sentences. It's about having the idea completed. Do you feel that when you like doom scroll that like kills your creativity? Oh, did you just say doomsday? Yes. No, no. You want to talk about the adventures? Oh, fuck. Sorry, guys. I do think Cillian Murphy's going to play. Doom. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to get to go to the premiere? Okay, sorry. I'll finish. No, no. It doesn't matter to me. No, no. I'm curious about doom scrolling. Well, I feel like all the scrolling that I'm doing is making me less creative. Or maybe I'm just not a creative person anymore. Oh. You know what I mean? Like I just- Or maybe I'm just like doing too much because I'm just like- I never really have a day to like percolate. I don't think it like- I don't think it like has any effect on me. I think- No? No? The only effect it has on me is, wow, there are so many funny people out there. And like I wish I thought of that. That's it. But it never feels like, oh, I just doom scrolled and like fucked my creativity in any way. Right. I don't think it does that. What do you think, Nat? No, I like find inspiration by scrolling. Yeah? For all my creative- That's like a real girl thing. Creative ideas that I do and all my passionate endeavors that I have. Now that you don't have passion. David. She just smiled. She just smiled and looked at me instead of looking at him. She turned away from him. She has to pretend she's got passion. That would have been a great moment. I got a passion for fashion. I want to do, guys, tell me what you think about this. On the second channel, I want to make a video that's a full game of imposter. Okay. Like I want to set up the house in like a very mysterious way, have like a round table, invite like seven of our best players, all our friends, and just do like maybe $100 a game. Everyone has to pay $100. Okay. And we keep putting it in the pot until imposter gets away with it. And it's just a full dedicated video to a game of imposter. How many games are you talking in one video? Until imposter wins. Oh, wow. So maybe two, three, four, five. I don't know. Maybe it's an hour long video. Wow. Maybe it's a five minute video. Wow. That could be fun, no? I don't know. You're like, I don't think so. No, no, no. It's like when you cut, would it be boring? Yeah. To a lot of people. People would be like, oh, I don't know. This isn't what I want to watch. I think like 40, nah, like 40 to 60% of our audience would be like, yeah, I don't really care for this. I think you'd have to shoot it with like multiple cameras. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think you'd have to like produce it. Right. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I've seen some shows, like game night shows that I've watched that are pretty good. I can't believe those do so well. Yeah. There's so many like things on YouTube that like are very long and like it'll be a group of like five guys or it'll be a group of like, it'd be like Dude Perfect, right? They'll be sitting and they'll be playing. They'll be playing a game. And it does really well. Yeah. People like will actually watch this. What will they play? What will Dude Perfect play? I don't know. But like they'll have like, they'll have games very similar to like Impostor. I think like Sidemen will like play Impostor and things like that. And it does really well for them. But granted, that's like, that's like their audience. Their audience likes that stuff, right? Yeah. Why don't you do it? Yeah. I think I want to try it. But you just fucking gave me a real bad taste in my mouth about it. Yeah. Bad vibes. Yeah. Bad vibes. Really? Oh, shit. I'm trying to have good vibes. I'm trying to get on good vibration. You're back to your fucking old medicated self. What? What? When you tried to edit Impostor before, weren't you kind of like, oh. Yeah. But that wasn't the purpose of the video. It was like, how do you edit Impostor into a regular video? That's really hard. Yeah. But like if you're making a full dedicated video for Impostor, I think it's going to be different. But let me know what you guys think of the comments. I have a question. No. Oh. All right. Go try. Okay. As a woman, I was just kind of scrawling. Is this a question for me? You're also a woman. So I'm convinced you have a vagina. So maybe it's not for you. You do pee sitting down. No. It was funny that I saw this thread and it was like men trying to explain what does a boner feel like? Oh, yeah. Easy. Okay. Go. Explain it. Explain to me what a boner. How can I rationalize? Like what is a boner? It's really tough. How a boner feels like? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. So it's like. Like equate it to. Maybe like another feeling. I can tell you. That I wouldn't be able to have. If you gave me your arm. Okay. And I took my hand and I squeezed. Exactly. Squeezed and squeezed and squeezed until you were like, this is kind of getting uncomfortable. It's like if you're in the gym and you get a pump. No. Yeah. Like in your. Have you ever gotten a pump? Yeah. I've gotten a pump. But do you know what that means? Like it's happened to me like six times that I've been working out. It's just like you're like, you're like in. Like, oh, okay. Okay. Like your hand literally is like your arm is in flip. Like your forearm. Yes. It's like tight. It's so. Yeah. It's exactly that. It's what you just, what you just described cutting off circulation or cutting off blood. Yeah. Is exactly the same thing as a pump. Like when your arm is like rock hard from. It's the same thing except between your legs. Yeah. And then now you have a third arm and you could use it to help you with like chores and things like that. Chores. Like help you fold clothes. I saw you flipping pancakes the other day. Yeah, I did. That was incredible. Yeah. For the whole house. I make pancakes with my cock for John. Good morning. I mean, it's really impossible, but you know what? Have I said this before? I could, I could completely imagine what a vagina feels like. Really? Well, you probably put your fingers in one. So that kind of makes sense. How did you know? No, I, maybe it's because I have an asshole. What? But like, yeah. You didn't know this? I guess you've stuck your fingers in your ass too. Like I just, I have like, I understand why a girl couldn't fathom. Yeah. Having a penis. Cause it's like so different, but I've thought about having my own vagina and I have, I'm not even kidding you. I have thought to myself, I must've been a woman in my last life cause I can feel it. I am like one with the vagina. I know, I know it. Say more, say more. Yeah. Let's elaborate on this thought. What do you mean? I don't know. I just like understand it. You understand what I'm saying? Like, I just like really get it. Like I get how I would feel if I were. Are you sure? Do you feel like the other women you've been with would say the same thing? Listen, I'm not good at sex. I don't understand it. Cause I don't think I understand my penis. That's what it is. But I am good. Yeah. I'm not going to get into it, but yeah, I'm not good at sex. Right? Cause I don't know how to use my penis. You can't say you're not good at sex. What? I'm like, I'm so not good at it. I swear to God. I swear to God. I'm like so boring. I'm such a lazy lover. I promise you if we brought in somebody that had sex with you, they'd be like, oh yeah, it was great. Natalie, what do you think? Um, he was all right. Do you have any proof? Do we have any girls that were like, yes, David was bad. And I know a handful that he's been with. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You just complimented me. Oh, I did? Yeah. Yeah. He said, do we know girls that have said he's not bad? Oh, I thought he said that. Have they said I'm bad or they just haven't said anything? No, it's the lazy lover thing. They've said it? Yeah. What do they say? What do they say? Wait, someone has told you that I'm a lazy lover? It's like so offensive because only I can say that about myself. I can't say that behind my back. But that is a conversation I would have with a girl. I'd be like, yo, check this out. over here instead of me going over there no 100 if i was to hook up with a girl i'd be like yo heads up this is not gonna be fun you say that but i i feel like i feel like i can picture you in the bedroom but then tell me what you were saying what have people said have there been negative reviews there's been like really because you've told me like two or three that have been positive what who um that's what i'm talking about that she's the queen of lazy my friend are you fucking kidding me i don't think it was a match made are you kidding me she didn't talk badly about you it's just there was nothing exciting to report back that's crazy how does that come up because my guy friends have asked me about her and i've been like yeah we just don't gel and it's so weird because i okay first of all she didn't say anything negative don't like go back to her and be like i can't believe you no no i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not but like it's just like that's exactly what i say i go yeah it just like didn't work at all are you getting so defensive it seems like you guys are on the same page about each other because this is why i'm getting defensive because she because she's lazier than me no no no i'm getting defensive because she would ask me like after the first time it happened i was like yeah this isn't working oh and then she would ask me multiple times to come over yeah and to hang out with her oh i'm so she's sure she's still in do yeah yeah but i was like i was like yeah this doesn't work like we're not we're just not compatible but i'm offended that she thinks also the same thing and she's having she's trying to have me come over multiple times oh no i don't think i don't think she thinks i don't think she's thinking about it the same way that you are oh how does that come up in conversation you go like i just asked huh you asked you just asked to go hey what kind of lover is david she was just like no no i i know i don't remember it's so fucking rude i don't remember how it came i wouldn't even say that about i think i think we were like maybe in a group i don't know never mind how many people heard this sounds like you were the topic of convo at catch steak i think we had found out i mean also like let's be let's be honest like if natalie was having sex with my guy friend that's all i would ask about yeah really yes i don't kiss and tell i never have kissed well i mean i'm just saying like i don't i don't and i never want to know either oh really i'm so curious natalie's like my best friend i want to know all about it i think it's so invasive any of my exes about me um i mean i feel like you had that opportunity because maybe like my best friend in the world i don't think i don't think exes is that exciting i think like random people is like more fun because it's like oh sure because it's just like a funnier question to ask them too too bad there's nobody you can ask i don't know wait what's more fun i could name seven guys right now that's not true like asking like a stranger okay oh wait wait sorry as opposed to someone that i'm like in a relationship with this group discussing my sex life i don't know i don't really remember exactly the extent of it but i think we were like we had found out she was there this girl we're talking about was there yes i think that we had found out that you guys had hooked up maybe i made a comment i don't know something and probably with me she picked up a lobster claw and said this is what david's cock looks like um no and then i think and she i she she was i think also like embarrassed and not embarrassed but like shy shy like shy like didn't really want to talk about it either i didn't do that you made love to david gross i think that's what we were all saying and she was like yeah you know it was whatever you know she said it was what i don't know what the fuck she said it was like what two years ago but like can you like get on the same page with somebody with sex no like maybe it's bad the first time not her no i'm kidding i don't think david wants to put in effort like that really what what what do you mean like you don't like want to take you you wouldn't take the time if it doesn't work out with someone you're like okay oh yes yeah yeah yeah oh yeah you don't want to work at something yeah yeah he doesn't but you're so generous in every other aspect of your life it's surprising that you're not a generous lover like you love getting reactions from people it's funny because sometimes he does talk about like he'll wait guys guys guys i'm just not good at sex okay but you would think that you would well there's there's a whole thing that happens there like you're just like you're like i am like i don't i don't actually care about sex either i don't like going there okay i i think it's not exciting yes yes you've mentioned this i think it's i i think it's mainly because not mainly but 50 of it's probably because like i don't think i'm like that confident in it so i'm like i don't want to go there and i think i'm like so much better at the other stuff i hope my parents get this podcast what would you define as the other stuff natalie don't fucking sit like that and look at me now you suck her ass out and looked right at me and licked her lips. I'm peacocking. You like that? You like what you see? Put it away. So you're just like, you can't stay erect for a long time or? No, that's actually not what I'm saying at all. Oh, okay. And you say bad at it. He's just not like, you're just not like. It's like I'm not good at dancing, right? Like my rhythm is off. My body movement is off. So that's why I'm confused. What are the other things you're good at before that? I don't want to get into the details. And it's not because there are no details. Like you're just saying foreplay? Yeah, all the other stuff. Yeah, I'm not saying like I'm good at Scrabble before bed. I'm saying the things that I have to do. But like, okay. I think. I also don't know. We should put it to test. I'm only comparing it to my sex, right? And I know that the stuff before is better than where it goes. So like, it could all be bad. But I'm just saying one's better than the other. Interesting. You better work on that. Really? Yeah, it's a very important part of when you meet somebody, you're going to want to like make sure that they're satisfied. Jesus. And that you guys are connected. I mean. Wait, wait, wait. I've also had really good sex. Fuck it, whatever. Who cares? No one believes you, brother. I know no one believes me. That sucks. Delete all that. Start again. I don't want that on there. I was talking to one of my guy friends who's like really funny yesterday. Yeah, start again. Why? I don't know. Just in case. In case what? What did I just say? What did I? Because I was laughing. So if I were you. Wait, you were not allowed to have fun? Because I wanted a clean. I was talking to one of my guy friends the other day. No, I was. Oh my God. I don't know. Why would I start again? There was. I don't actually want you to cut anything. Well, if you ever listen to the podcast, you'll understand what I'm saying, but it's fine. Why? Go ahead. Go. Are you dubbing this in a different language? I was talking to one of my guy friends. Well, now we have to fucking. No, I'm kidding. Okay. I was starting one of my guy friends. And he was telling me that the worst thing is when he can't get a boner or like when it goes away. Like worst thing for him or for like just for the moment? For the moment. Is this guy you? No, no, no, no. And that's why. And I was. And he's a really funny, like charming, quick dude. Yeah. And I'm like, what? There's like no problem in that. I think that's like so. What? No, I kind of disagree. Oh my God. The worst feeling in the world. Oh my God. What? Oh my God. The worst. Losing your. Oh my God. Losing your boner? Can't get a boner? I think it's so fine. I think it's just like, I think it's the most normal thing ever. And I think it's so easy to get yourself out of it. You just go. You literally go, oh my God, this never happens. You like make that joke. It's like everybody says it. So it's so fun to say. Well, I mean, just from, I think it's funny that you think that it's so chill. Because like as a woman, I think that's like, it's like the worst. It's like literally the worst. Really? Oh, like it feels offensive to you? Or you're just sad that. Yes. Listen, this is only happened to me one time. No, it hasn't. Dead ass it has. Only happened to me one time. And it was not good. I never really spoke to him. Never really interacted with him again. Whoa. Yeah. Now it wasn't that dramatic, but like I still texted him the next day to make sure that he was like fine. But I think he also felt so deeply insecure about it. What the fuck? I mean, here's the problem. That's crazy. Well, here's the problem with it. You feel bad, but even worse, you've insulted her. A lot of people will take it like, oh, I wasn't enough. I wasn't sexy to you. So that's like a double fucking whammy. Yeah, it's tough. Oh, I guess that side of it. Yeah. I never actually thought about the woman. No, no, no. How do you like just so smoothly think that's like you're just, you just dug yourself out of that one. Oh, I think it's so fine. Every time it's happened to me. Yeah. So I'd say about. Once, right? Carry the one, carry the zero. In the moment, fine. You're having sex. How can anything be embarrassing? You guys are already doing it. You're naked. You're two naked humans. It's like the most fucking raw you could possibly. How could you? Right. How could you still be shy or embarrassed about anything at that point? Sure. That's why I'm confused. Like, you know what I mean? No. You've seen my nipples. Yeah. There's nothing funnier than that. It counts as a close. I don't know. That's not what I'm saying. I just like, like, like you did the bravest thing and you've just hooked up with a human. You've taken your clothes. You're doing something crazy. Yeah, but I'm not like, how are you such a big pussy that you can't like? I love the way you're spinning this for guys that can't get fucking hard right now. You're turning them into heroes. That's really, no. You know what? Fucking Dave, you're right. No, I mean, genuinely. That's nothing to be embarrassed about. I think it's, I think it's an, I think it's a funny, embarrassing thing. I get that in the moment. I just like, I'm not dying to hook up with you again. Like, I'm not going to like go for it again. Oh, I guess. But like, that's fine. You should start a club, Dave. Well, that's not like the point. Like, like I'm going to, you know, hook up with you. I'm like, okay. Like, this took some time for me to get here. And now it's just like, ugh, that was like such a disappointment. Start a club called Dave's Soft Boys. Do it on the school app with it. alex hermosi i'm so confused it's for guys who can't get hard i can't get hard i swear why don't you keep a little pill next to your bed no it's a little blue chew i think i don't know i'm not like i'm sorry we're gonna get a big fat sponsorship out of this story you just told if you don't think i'm going to blue chew stop recording you just made me a millionaire no but i thought that was like really fun and i like and i like i don't know i just thought that made that situation so much funnier yeah i don't know but i guess i guess maybe people are really shocked i also think that the same insecurity is what i see when people complain about their hairline yeah like when ilia complains about his hairline i'm like oh this is serious like this isn't a joke you're saying like you're actually going to turkey to fix this you are very you are like a very you have a very unique perspective like that confuses me i'm like is this not a bit like is my hairline is a bit it's not great i also don't like care i wear hats and if i don't have to can't wear a hat it sucks but like well you're really good i'm not cowering in fear you're really good at taking negatives and making them positive you're like the such an anomaly because you are like so securely insecure oh that's true well done nat boy not very good thank you so securely insecure like you think it's like yeah no that's really good actually because like you whine you whine this this i'm so fat i'm like you know whatever but then you ultimately really don't that's how i cope with it though yeah like i like but you also just it's like it's like the uh what they teach you on the playground like beating people to the joke or whatever right like you know then it just like kind of takes it all away i'm still trying to get better at it like i wish i could be super secure with my horrendous pudding like body like i wish i am still very like insecure about that i wish i could cross that bridge but like you're not i am i don't walk around if i was actually secure like i'd walk around shirtless no i wouldn't because being shirtless actually like freaks me out like by myself too but like yeah i don't know i saw you in a long conversation yesterday with two girls i was like dying to know what you guys are talking about i think i chimed into this conversation for like a split second you got in there i think yeah i got i got summoned for some reason you pulled me in you're like don't we look like brother and sister i was like oh god and the girl was obviously like into you and i was like i don't think that's what she wants to hear you're like i don't think that's what she wants to hear you're like i don't think that's what she wants to hear no but her girlfriend that she was she was like i've been making that same joke all day to her that you guys look alike our eyes like the friend the friend in this conversation then like whispered something to me i'm gonna get to figure out what she whispered she said she was like a host she goes siblings are dating am i right it was so funny and then you were like what'd you say and she was like no no i can't say i can't say oh yeah that was fun what were we talking about yeah uh well i found out how much i was talking about like chick-fil-a and she told me how much how much how many calories are in a chick-fil-a sauce oh yeah 140 calories in a little baby chick-fil-a sauce oh wow yeah and i told her i recently switched over to honey mustard yeah and then we looked that up and it's only 50 calories okay okay but jay jay i'm being dead ass this might be the one dave jay i'm being dead ass i was eating six chick-fil-a sauces oh with my food that's i was i was eating 700 calories worth of sauce why would you ever think that that's okay natalie the fucking packets are tiny yeah but it's it's chick-fil-a sauce brother anyway switch to honey mustard i'm with you i wouldn't know that i wouldn't think the sauce had that many calories uh yeah that's crazy 140 calories i would think chick-fil-a did but also like six sauces like let's be yeah you gotta remember when you're getting fries you're getting 10 piece nuggets and you're getting a sandwich two sauces one for the fry one for the sandwich that's your girl you dip like a girl i dip like a fucking man i put my whole ass fucking my fucking thumb is covered in that sauce i'm licking that yeah you know what sugar is in ketchup oh my god so much what so much i think you should get a sugar-free ketchup with your sandwich it's not good it is good no it's not what are you talking about paleo kitchen they make the most incredible sugar-free ketchup i'm going honey mustard for all my sauces for every they make that too i don't want that but don't take away my fun uh no you don't even know the difference it actually tastes better but okay so that girl the conversation i was having with that you were wondering about yeah that was a good example of like of like being this my experience has always been the same like like talking to girls or hooking up or anything it's always been the same like if you are completely 1000 honest exactly what you're thinking in that situation it like always wins and like yesterday i was talking to them and there was a lull in the conversation yeah i kind of looked away they looked away you know what i mean yes you don't know what to say anymore yes and i go oh so what do we talk about now nice that always wins that's good and then they obviously they respond with like we're really bad at socializing which is really normal and i go i'm so horrible at socializing i've been thinking about walking away but i also don't want to be caught in another conversation so i would love to just sit here and like then everything's everything is like oh that's um everything that's good yeah and you're just sitting there good and then you're just sitting there and you're just you can literally sit in silence and you've just made like a little buoy or like an anchor of like of of somebody at the party that you've just now made it comfortable where you guys can just say nothing around each other i think that's like such a big win let me drop some game for the guys out there it's i think it's game for like a person who like just wants to just hang yeah like well game for anybody even if you're have like a boyfriend or girlfriend like being at parties it's tough yeah like i don't like i don't like when uh like my game is like this kind of banter uh-huh like i don't like that it's exhausting quick it's like quick like it's like when it's like uh have you ever seen what's that movie with seth rogan where the invite yep i haven't seen it okay well like in the invite the whole thing is quick banter it's like a new thing that comedy movies do i feel like where they make like really the characters are going right after each other really quickly yeah like and the movie does i just i don't find it fun i find it like almost like you're like flexing on each other with the banter i find it weird right i don't it's not flirting to the point where you're like i'm not flirting to the point where you're like i'm not flirting to the point where you're like i'm not flirting to me well i would like i would like it too when i used to hang out with a lot of comedians that's what it is that's what it's kind of like yes yeah it's one-upping one-upping and a lot of like a lot of celebrity girls do this yes they love doing like it almost feels like they think they're in a rom-com and it's just like no no no i mean their life is a movie no i i know i know but but but it's really strange and i don't love that i think it's just exhausting and i think it's so much easier to just be like i'm tired how are we feeling do we want to go into marvel because i do have a marvel thing whoa yeah i have how are we feeling i have a question from we're always open to a listener yeah hey jason fan of the podcast this is a question for david and i'm so sorry for having to message you this is from allison by the way anyways i'm requesting a full marvel podcast before doomsday drops because i have questions for david and i'm so sorry for having to message you i need him to answer things i don't understand first i can we can make that for you allison you can yeah that's really kind of you maybe a bonus episode a boner episode this was the boner episode seriously no no i said bonus oh bonus why did you say it like that uh okay first question for david are you re-watching everything leading up to the doomsday drop if so what is the order um i am not okay i guess no i'm not i'm pretty like you're pretty well versed i'm pretty well versed i just watched the end game re-release um no i'm also on marvel tiktok like i get marvel news the hour breaks like with like 300 likes on a tiktok so like i i'm so caught up that i have every theory in my head already ready to go is there anything that you recommend people like should be watching i mean yeah you should watch all of them you should watch you should look up the marvel timeline in order and there's a there's one page that has it's a white background with all the titles leading up to avengers end game oh watch those um and then for shows the only ones i really recommend like because i don't want to recommend like four shows that's exhausting definitely watch wandavision and one thousand percent watch loki that's all you need really you need loki for sure wandavision is the next but loki one thousand percent you have to watch well that's your second question did you watch wandavision agatha and currently vision quest yeah so i watched agatha yeah um and then i watched and i'm i'm skipping through vision she says she's lost with vision quest i don't i don't i don't know i get i get ultron is it like bad or whatever but what the fuck does this have to do with doomsday okay so julia texted in the group chat today she was like do you do you think we should watch moon night because i think it's uh because people are saying that he's the only one that can defeat doom or something like that oh and i'm like moon night's a show yeah so i'm like no because the russo brothers are directing doomsday and i just think they're i think they're great and i think they know that majority of people aren't watching the shows so i i don't think the shows are going like i think you can go into this movie just having seen all the other movies i don't think you i don't think you need to do all the homework um so i just but i do recommend loki just because that's just like very general knowledge you're going to need to know you think the russo brothers have watched all the movies are you on fucking meth i actually don't know them are they you mean all the shows no no the movies do they make them all Nellie, are you fucking with me? Who are they? They made the movies, right? They made Infinity War, they made Endgame, and I think they made Civil War. Okay, but have they made all of the movies? Why is that so stupid for me to ask? Why are you acting like I'm stupid? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, when you do that. I'm not stupid. Wait, wait, wait, what are you saying? She's asking, have the Russo brothers watched all the Marvel movies? Yeah, in order to make this doomsday movie that has all of the characters, there's some sort of pinnacle moment that's happening in it. Do you think they've watched all the movies leading up? Just like everybody else is supposed to watch all the movies in the timeline. Or whatever the hell. I can't tell if she's being fucking serious. Are you fucking with me? What do you think they're at the helm of? This is a fucking multi-billion, this is the biggest movie franchise of all time. You think they skipped a couple movies? Are you fucking kidding me? That's the craziest question I've ever heard. I don't think there's a fucking comic book page that has not been turned by the Russo brothers. What? Are you fucking kidding? Marvel is a very large organization, okay? There's probably people that are doing a lot of things for them. Are you fucking serious? I mean, it just freaks me out that a person like that is helping me run this company. You think there's somebody else? It's a red flag. You think there's somebody at the top of a company as big as Marvel and isn't fucking completely versed in the entire life? Do you think there's somebody at the top of a company as big as Marvel and isn't fucking completely versed in the entire life? Genuinely? Do you think Brooke hasn't watched all of David's vlogs? No. I mean, these are the Russo brothers. They're directing Doomsday and Secret Wars. What are you talking about? You think they don't know the birthmark on fucking Captain America's ass that we don't know about? Like, I. All the way in. I mean, you think they've seen Captain. I'll defend Natalie. You think they've seen Captain Marvel? The Russo brothers? You think they've seen. You know, I can find out. I know the Russo brothers. What? Well, I don't know them, but I'm very close with somebody that knows them. You know how to get to them? Oh, yeah. Can you have them on the pod? Oh, yeah, I could ask. For what? My best friend, Jeff. Yeah. has a good contact with the Russo brothers. Oh, it's a good. Okay, your best friend, Jeff, has a contact with the. His son stays with the Russo brothers. He lives with them. Would you like me to call them? I mean, I can't believe you have people like. I can't believe you have people like this at your organization that are not putting in the good words. You think I'm the problem. What do you mean? I get thrown in the bus. I want the. What do you want from the Russo brothers? If you can have them on the pod, I want the first question to be from Natalie. Yeah. Have you guys seen Iron Man? Oh, my God. Obviously, they've seen Iron Man. That wasn't my intention with the question. There's a lot of movies in it, and there's some that are maybe not so relevant to the Doomsday storyline. That was wild. No, we definitely can't send the Russo brothers. The Russo brothers, this podcast is an example for what this podcast is, because the first half was all boners. They're not going to come on. You don't know. They might have a sense of humor. But definitely. I think they started in comedy. I know. I would love that. Yeah. I would love that. That'd be. All right, I'll see. Then she had one more question. Allison had one more question. Then we can wrap up. If you could have. Sorry, Natalie. Yes, they've seen everything. They've seen every show. They've read every comic. I don't think so. They've read every Reddit post. I don't think they've seen every show. I don't think so. I don't think so either. There's no way. I think that they have people that likely help them do that. Natalie, do you know how much. You don't know what it takes to make it in this town. Do you know how much goes into making a movie like that? Every line in Endgame, every fucking line in Infinity War, everything. But that's not their entire responsibility. There's a lot of people working on that to make that happen. Natalie. And put that together. But, Natalie, they are leading the pack. They have to know everything. Everything is paid off in Endgame. Every line that is from all the past movies, there is a line in Endgame that there is a payoff for in Infinity War and Endgame. And it's because of those guys. All right. Okay. I'm so offended that you. When they're on, I'll ask them myself. that you would even think that. I'll get to the bottom. I actually agree with Natalie. I'm shocked that you were so floored by my question. It's so normal. Oh, my God. I can't wait to. I think you take it more seriously than they do. No. Oh, my God. What is going on with you guys? Genuinely, are you guys fucking with me? Are you trying to get me to fuck with me? Okay, I definitely think they take it more seriously than you, but I just think that it's possible they haven't seen everything. I don't even take it seriously. You've just been screaming. I genuinely don't think about it seriously compared to them. Literally, I would say it takes. No, I don't. You get hard every time we bring up Marvel. Me, compared to the Rooster Brothers, I haven't even seen a movie. That's how little I know about Marvel compared to those guys. Compared to them, yes, but in the grand scheme of people on this planet, Marvel occupies at least 35% of your day. That's a significant amount. That's a significant portion of time. That is the dumbest thing ever. Hold on, I gotta bring Alex in this. Alex, sit over here. No, you don't have to sit. Just hand it over. It's two seconds. Guess what Natalie just asked me? What? So you know how the Rooster Brothers have directed Endgame and Infinity War, right? They also directed Civil War, and they're now directing Doomsday and Secret Wars. Okay. And Natalie goes, do you think that the Rooster Brothers have seen all the Marvel movies? What? Why are you saying what? Like, why wouldn't they? Well, I don't know. Well, because. She's saying there's just a lot of movies. She's like, do you think they've seen all of them? I mean, yeah, they have to to create such a great movie. Do they? Wow, you're being so much nicer about it that I just fucking. I almost slapped her. Yeah, I almost got hit, but. I think if I would have been here for the heat of the moment, I would have. You would have lost your shit? I would have hopped along. I'm just saying, like, Jason's like, did they watch Captain Marvel? Did they watch these, like, all these, like. Did they really watch every single movie in order to make. They have to. Okay. Brother, are you gonna fucking slice my throat open the way you're looking at me right now? It's like I committed murder. I'm just, like, so confused. Yeah. Okay, sorry. Thank you, Al. Sorry we wasted your time. Sorry we wasted the listener's time. I apologize for this podcast. I'm gonna have Natalie throw out an apology video on her YouTube channel. On her YouTube channel. Speaking of which, new vlog is live. All right, guys. Got that, Jake. All right, guys. That's all the time we have for today's episode. Thank you for joining us. Join us next time for the Russo Brothers. When the Russo Brothers tell us what movies they've seen and what movies they haven't seen. We'll see you guys next time.