Iran Got Frame Mogged & Clintons Giggle At Epstein Files | #694

if you're massaged whatever would you rather rub somebody's feet or just them off i don't know if they look at the feet as like any different than the rest of the body but you don't think it's kind of like that's old crusty feet like my feet are gross oh i see what's gross your feet are currently they got it they got it they have like a daily ranking that yeah i got around i got a where massage down no i'm joking oh my shaft oh no they got a massage there's a little jufro down there yeah like that i think the feet might be better i got i use a trimmer i use one of those trimmers and then i didn't have like a shaver what do you mean so i use the trimmer for my bush okay but i didn't have a razor to like go in close for the balls you go you take a razor down there yeah take a razor to the balls i go bush i go trimmer wait what what's a razor like a like a face razor that's crazy you can nick your yeah you can that's the risk that's the game that we play yeah yeah that's wild anyway so i had a almost your sperm has been through enough i know it's bad but i had an almost like flat bush so like almost nothing at the bush but balls fully hair on them that's like that haircut you had that is a good point bro you had the you had the daggy stand dude dude i did you had no hair up top on the bottom i know your dick had a beard that's kind of fire dude look like a billy goat but but nothing here that's not nothing here it was like a little bit two three years two three years it was two three years i had like a little bush and then it was just like random like hairs on my balls and i was like how did i get a haircut and look less desirable yeah you had that bro yeah that was me pretty much that's what i'm like yeah get the wax man try it out i should try it out one time but do you wash your balls they everywhere there's no hair no that's insane yeah but do you grow hair on your balls yeah really yeah everywhere everybody does are you in syrups what's that like oh no no no no no like the obgyn yeah well how are you standing no you're laying yeah they get your ass just like that but open huh they get your ass crack do i have to turn over for no you gotta toot it up a little that's what i'm saying yeah yeah you gotta toot it up bro yeah you gotta toot it up for what like what is this for what so trust me it's one of those things he doesn't have kids so smooth yeah once you have kids you realize that like guys like this bro yeah it's just clean ass and opinions dude i remember my mom just like stopped shaving everything at one point oh no and it was no because like my my family how did you know my family is quite comfortable being naked they have like a my mom would come out of the shower this is wild she'd come out of the shower but this is no no don't put me in this you're good now that's what i'm saying you guys have to do this have been putting on me and meanwhile he's been deflecting my family is crazy they just walk around tits out in your house we do it the way it's supposed to be house on the prairie feeding children all right his mom's walking around there's a bunch of africans no my my mom would would just walk around and like and she'd act like she didn't know we were there like she'd get out and she'd be like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and she'd be like oh god i didn't know you're here and she just like we live here mom yeah like what the fuck i'm 30 like obviously i still live with you like obviously i still live in your home as a 30 year old adult on tv as a 30 year old adult on tv i'm still living with my parents obviously because i gotta take care of them or whatever he's still on his parents phone plan i am too i am too i can't even i am too i pay for it you know i mean it just goes to my mom i mean oh you better be i give you it's truly crazy you remember when he got a new phone and he's on the phone with his mom like mom just tell them that i'm a user tell them i'm certified she's like i kind of do it i don't know how how can i tell you you're a user it's my account and like we were beefing at one time she was like i'm not gonna do it i was like do you just not want me to use my phone you should figure it out yourself it's kind of beautiful that's like the way that they kind of talk you know i mean this phone keeps them together bro i had to tell my mom i was like i was like mom come on you got to shave your armpits or something it's like think about dad my mom was like he ain't gonna remember fucking sad bro i had a friend he's a comic and uh did you get sad at that one your mom's walking around vag out is it's not vag out like it's obviously like good you know it's covered by the what it's covered by the hair yeah the hair belly it's just a lot of visual in my head i'm up here typing notes i'm paying attention and just she earned it man she's almost 80 years old let her walk around my mom my mom farted naked once and i was like all right that's enough that's enough for me what are we doing what happened to this family unfiltered cigarette bro that's what he gets she wanted you to move out so bad i know she was trying it's crazy she's trying stop shaving just farting she pulled a sigh off dude trying to give him pink eye to get him out it worked it worked she got me out she got me out i mean dude as that makes me uncomfortable like you can't be seeing bush i've seen it bro there's no way i've seen it y'all haven't seen your parents naked no no you've seen your mom's breasts when i was an infant you saw your sister's breasts no you're not looking you're not like oh stop lying first of all none of us said you were like oh sick nobody ever presented that we just said the inference that's the inference but you you you also notice them to start to fill out that's another thing that sucks for you that sucks for you mark weirdo no weird about that yeah start the timer please is that weird can we just talk about is what weird that you were recommending like bra size increases you know he has no sisters in the language using bra size upgrade or yeah yeah what is that even called is that weird you're the youngest in the family no no you have a sister that's young yeah one but you guys are the youngest so like it's you know you're learning about puberty before you experience it yeah that part is kind of funny and like are your parents dividing and conquering with the birds and the bees oh no we never got taught anything really no god not no conversation about like safe sex or anything like that god no no really no not did you ever talk about it you tried to broach it with any of your older siblings or even your mom we have all pushed it down dude that's what catholics do you just suppress it you keep it low-key no one brings it up and it works no no i mean i think almost all my sisters had kids before they were married i think without fail respect you understand we are canadian ethnically and we're culturally mexican like we are like we are catholic really yeah it was real catholic school girls over there yeah 100 and did and they got married they have great families and beautiful husbands but it all happened yeah uh with with passion their relationships are predicated on passion we're passionate people we are passionate yeah yeah but all those kids in your house like you had to like walk into the room and your brothers are jerking it or something like that like never what kind of heated rivalry you guys are too porn brained okay this is the problem with you never caught none of your brothers jerking the great answer the question let him go okay let him go because this is mark i don't jerk off in front of my brothers only with my mom in the car okay that's different all right if that even happens you jerk off in the back seat with your mom driving that's wild there's so many seats away bro there's several of them a room with another room nearby it's like yeah dude well did you guys ever jerk off in college like in the door in the uh in like the showers the communal showers oh i mean no but we did have the communal showers and there would be a drain that was a communal drain yeah you guys you know i'm talking about yeah but some of them don't have it some of them are now like individual stalls i caught a lick with everybody in there no yeah i mean it was so obvious too because i was part of the combo and then i just fucking dropped out for like three minutes and they're like show them hey shultz hey shultz shultz is off comes he's off comes like separate stalls though is it like separate stalls No, I just went to like a corner and then. No, okay. Really? It was separate stalls. Separate stalls, but there's a shared like drain that everything goes down. Yeah. And so you could just see everyone's soap just moving on by. Yeah. So depending on if Schultz is upriver, you know, there might be a sit and art. Yeah, that's crazy. So you aim for the drain there, but you couldn't even aim for the drain at his house. Okay, look. That's nuts. There's a lot of allegations happening right now. That is crazy. Guys, there's war happening. Yeah, exactly. You can't be having fun. I know he caught one of his brothers jerking it. You had to. There's too many kids in that house. You gotta understand, my brother's much older. You gotta all have your own room. My brother's much older. Okay. And. So you caught your sisters. With all due respect. No. Just flicking beats. No. No, dude. We don't do that, bro. We're Catholic. We don't do it. No, they didn't do a lot of shit, but they was doing it. With all due respect, this is insane. I'll tell you, there's one person we caught. Okay, don't do guitar hero. That's crazy. I don't even like that. Smacking beam like an ice shaker. Hold on. No, there's one person I caught jerking off in my house ever. And it was an exchange student that we had. Oh, the French guy. Yeah. And we taught him how to use Bluetooth to play music around the house. Okay. And then immediately he was like, Okay, I'm going. I'm going to go to sleep now. And then he went into the room. And then immediately we just heard like, Blasting in the house. No. I swear to God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it was in French. He was like, Like, it's like all he was saying. No, no, no, no, no. And I had to go in the room and be like, Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. We can hear your video game. And he was like, Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know. And it just turned off. And he just, and that was it. And we never talked about it. That's how my family does it. We don't talk about it. You never addressed it once? No. That's how stuff happens. And then we move on. And you push it down. And you drink. And that's how you're supposed to do it. You just, you push it. Shout out Catholics. Maybe there's something to that. No. You don't think? No. Keep it moving, bro. Yeah, keep it moving. Talk about shit. No, no, no. You push it down. And if it comes up, You blame other people. You blame your wife. You blame your kids. You just, you don't. Yes. You can't bring it up, dude. It's the way it's supposed to be. Did he ever apologize to you? Was he like, Oh, this is so. This is so embarrassing. No, he's French. I think he meant to do it. Like, there are freaky people in the French. I don't think he gave a shit. He never brought that up. All his sisters around, he must have been going crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. We had another exchange student thing. This is actually wild. I don't even know if I can really say it. Yes, you can say it. I gotta say it. I gotta say it. Yes, you can. I might have to send a bird back home and see what it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send the bird. We had exchange students, two girls from England that were exchange students living in our home. Okay. This is the start of a great story. And one day, how many kids were in your house? Didn't they have enough and then they're taking in exchange? What the fuck is like? I know. It's like Wayne Manor. What is that? It's Batman where he lives. It's just like an orphanage. Okay, it's gone. And I'm like, maybe like 10 or something. I don't know. And we get a knock on the door and my mom opens the door and immediately one of my neighbors busts in. Our neighbor is a girl who's probably at this point like 18, 19. The exchange students are probably like 18, 19. And the girl comes in and she goes, where the fuck is that bitch? And my mom's like, what? She goes, where's that exchange student bitch? Where is she? And she bursts in the house, starts going through the rooms trying to find her. And my mom's like, what happened? She goes, she slept with my girlfriend. And we're like, what? She slept with my girlfriend. So our neighbor, we just found out all in one moment that our neighbor was a lesbian, that, that, the exchange student that was living inside the house was also a lesbian and she was hooking up with the neighbor's girlfriend while on exchange and now the lesbian was trying to have a fight in our house. Hold on. Yo, that's fire. Hold on. That's fire. The neighbor was a girl also? Yes. And did your mom ever talk about this afterwards? No, no, no. We pushed it down. But they, they ended up adjudicating. They had a big yelling fight outside. It almost turned into a thing. My mom was just like, get out of the house. Like, if you guys want to fight, like she didn't understand anything that was happening. My mom's also not super down with the gay shit. And so she's like, infidelity and gay? Like, what? So she just kicked him out of the house and then they just like figured it out like in the street. And just like a British girl being like, I didn't know. She said like, it wasn't, it wasn't like you guys weren't really dating. I wasn't really aware. And then they just, they cooled it and then that was it. And then we moved on and never brought it up. Wow. Until this very moment. I got to double check that I can tell the story. But yeah, that's, that's a real thing. That's, awesome. Why would you guys have these grownups coming to stay with you? These girls were a part of a semi-professional soccer exchange program. Okay. And they came because my sister was playing on a semi-professional soccer team and they came over to play and they needed a house while they were playing in the league. Oh. It's called billeting in hockey. What is it? Billet in hockey. I don't know if you guys have a program for it. Type shit. Huh. But yeah, they didn't, they didn't say their like sexual status prior to. So we just kind of rolled the dice. I mean, female athlete, we probably should have guessed, but yeah. Damn. All time, dude. That was what was popping at the house. That's what we were up to. Wait, your sister's lesbian too? No. Oh. No. She was just one of the good ones. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. There's too many kids in that house, man. Yeah, yeah. It was awesome. That's the way it should be. There's tons of kids in the house. Yes, exactly. On like a commune, a bunch of kids, families all raising each other. Yeah, you need the other families. Epsteins are the same thing. Jesus. All right. Kind of a different approach. I hear you. I hear you. Jesus Christ. You brought in a bunch of kids today. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Your boy, Chelsea. We didn't do that. I'm here with Alex Media, Marky Gags, okay? Akash, still traveling the world, selling out shows everywhere. Shout out to him. He just had his sixth show in Toronto. Fourth show in Houston. Radio City coming up, so make sure you go out and check him out as he comes to your city. And then Bill Clinton's back on the mic. Yo, shout out Bill, bro. Yeah, dude. Yeah, but you saw this clip. Yo, this shit killed me. He still got it, bro. He's charismatic. Play this clip. So Bill Clinton's looking at Epstein files, like photos of him and Epstein. Sort of smiling. Yeah, I know. He's like, let me see my old work. Yeah. Yo, he's trying to touch her. He licked his fingers. He was Mark's sister just now. Come on. I don't know how long he's got. But don't do his back. You gotta do that first, bro. Look at him. Bill proud of himself with his Apple Watch. Look at him. Look at his heart rate. Bill, look at the red on the Apple Watch. That shit is like, yeah, four heart attacks already. Fifth one coming. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. He's like, oh, I remember that night. That shit just came back to him. He's like, oh, yeah. The tweet was, he's reminiscing. What is it? Bro. Yeah. I can't say the whole tweet unless I have Tourette's. I mean, it's just unreal. So this was a part of a deposition regarding the Epstein files where they both just got like cross-examined for like five hours. Yeah. And it seems like it kind of worked. Worked for whom? Yeah. I mean, people are saying that Hillary is super likable. Yeah. Like Epstein like complimented her. Epstein was like, yeah, she's much more attractive in person. And then nobody asked her or anything. She's just like, I'm not going to deny that or something like that. I have one object to that one. Yeah. Yeah. People are saying that she's, they're like, why wasn't she this likable in 2016? I think she got a bad, like a bad rap. She's cool, man. Okay. This is just politics. She's cool, man. George Bush is hanging out with Ellen. Like, you just give it enough time and everyone's going to be like, oh yeah, it was fine. It was all fine. Come on. I don't remember any of the shit she did. This is, that's all politics. I'm telling you. Like, look at Bush. Everyone, the people look at Bush now and they're like, oh yeah, he's like an old guy. It was all Dick Cheney. Killed a million Iraqis. That was Dick Cheney. Yeah. But that is interesting that everybody just goes, he was too stupid to do it. It must have been Dick Cheney. Yeah. Yeah. And he kind of just lets people. Genius, bro. Yeah. Wouldn't you? Yeah, you don't want to take that spot. He took advantage of me. Yeah. All right, guys, here's all the dates in 30 seconds. Nashville, the 20th and 21st, sold out. Thank you guys so much, Nashville. Excited to see you. Providence, March 28th. Los Angeles with Jelly Roll at the Netflix Fest on May 8th. And then Halifax, Nova Scotia, August 8th. Alex. And March 16th, canceled comedy. You're completely blurry. All right, that's all of our ads. All right, let's get back to the show. No, it auto-focuses. Is it auto-focus? Yes. 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Ask your doctor, visit BotoxChronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more. in this pool with like amazing detail that you really don't remember in times of your life like have you ever like talked to somebody who or seen a deposition with somebody who didn't commit a crime and people ask him what they did that day and there's too many details and too many details you did it if you're like bro i don't know what i did thursday of a september four years ago i have no fucking clue right that to me goes oh yeah you're probably innocent yeah because you don't remember everything you did and you're sounding a little bit guilty by being like i don't really remember that's by being way too specific it's like oh he was like oh we were just at this hotel and they insisted we go in the pool yeah have you ever been forced in a pool i know never once has anybody like you must go in the pool yeah you know also yeah you're the yeah you get to do whatever you want yeah you're the president or at this time maybe he was former president but yeah no one tells you what to do no one tells you to put on fucking shorts i mean in fairness i didn't watch the whole deposition i didn't watch all five hours of each of them so i don't know all the things that happened but yeah what were the standout moments show there's some of these uh some clips yeah i have phil clinton asking if he's been ever lied under oath oh this is funny um first question i have for you mr president uh have you ever lied under in a deposition have you ever lied while under oath wait hold on a second technically he's not lying well break that he wasn't under oath when he said i never had relations with her or was he i thought he that was just like an address to the country no like wasn't he just filming himself in the oval office just like talking straight to camera i don't think he was like what about when he was impeached he was impeached that's when he switched it uh he was impeached for lying i didn't have sexual relations with her because then he's like oh well it's not penetration so it's not yes phil clinton was found to have lied under oath during a sexual relationship with monica lulinski during 98 civil deposition subsequent grand jury testimony all right now i'm running cover for the clintons yeah bro how much they paying your bob hey how much they paying you man the clintons is cool bro i know he's bought by the clintons is cool why are we acting like they're not cool he's trying to stay off the hit list big hill he's trying to get got by killary dog he's trying to stay away from it he is did they really kill mad people well let's get our conspiracy hats on you know what's the conspiracy mark what's up with the body list i mean you've never seen body count you've never seen norm mcdonald talking about what he said he's like yeah you know uh hillary uh you know killed all those people and he's on the view and they're like you can't say that he's like oh it's a matter of record she's a murderer and they're like you can't no and he just doubles down it's maybe the greatest clip of all time but uh i mean just based on that alone i'm like yeah i trust i trust yeah nor would probably yeah i think she probably she probably killed a couple people if you count bengal ngazi there's you know a couple there yeah but that's like being responsible for something but i'm talking about like they say it's like being responsible that's different that's like clip it in her job you know maybe they made the wrong decision or whatever the case is but i'm talking about getting a hit like hey let's take this motherfucker out seth rich talking about white americans you don't count it what's when it's them browns now yeah she's talking about clinton's okay it's interesting that version i don't think you said what you thought you said but i like that even hillary bill maybe but bill might be passing but i don't know about hillary son what's the more black than liking a white woman she got heavy yeah she'd be hot in those butt we we know back in the day right don't kill me clint's no can you search seth rich i don't kill people but don't kill me what you don't want to start yeah yeah now seth ridge is apparently someone that hillary killed that was uh that's one of the big old conspiracies i don't i don't believe this one they've never been indicted for this crime so this is all purely a legend okay and it just exists in conspiracy lore it should be debunked put me on to this one i don't know this one i don't know all the exact details to be honest with you but uh basically like he was like working with them he was supposed to like testify for something and then mysteriously was like stabbed in the back by a random vigilante that was never caught or something like this i'm probably butchering the details so give me a pass but that's fine something like that yeah um where did it happen it could be dc yeah dc bad crime there yeah yeah he was shot in the back as he made his way home one night in washington 27 year old democrat uh dnc staffer his family says they believe it was a botched robbery yeah um it didn't stop conservative pundits like al from spreading unfounded conspiracy theories that he was murdered because he's provided wiki leaks with emails from the dnc which again i don't believe this theories on who killed him i don't believe this i don't believe this theories on who killed him and why i've made headlines young dnc staffer died just as you're on the cusp of starting political dream one that appeared to be the perfect next step for a political path launched during his teenage years all right but i don't think hypothetically that's just one but hypothetically yeah that's like if somebody from the gang starts releasing some files we're not taking them out you would be perfect in politics you really would be perfect you have the perfect joke i can't have mafia brain nah we don't do crime you don't do crime you'd be terrible actually you sound like bill glenn you're like have you ever done crime no no see easy that's it russia just took somebody out that was in the files who god what is this guy's name i know his like daughter was crying on instagram saying like putin killed my dad and then it's kind of this fucked up it's morbid but uh she goes i didn't really have a good relationship with him i didn't have a good relationship with him but putin did kill my dad like i don't know why she brought that up i don't understand why that wasn't important at all but uh yeah what is this guy's name just in the interest of full umar how are you going to act like you knew his name i knew it was dz actually it was hard to pronounce it wasn't there's a little bit of my tongue it's right there what could it be he's 67 and was discovered a gunshot wound to the head at the vesper tverskaya luxury residential complex in moscow nah just a botched robbery yeah it's a botched robbery obviously um dsbrilov's name had served in documents tied to epstein in an email sent to gillane maxwell the former girlfriend of longtime confidant of disgrace finance here okay so uh you know putin's cleaning house of all the epstein associates yeah is this what russia thinks of us like we have this idea of russia like anybody goes against putin or goes against the regime that like they get taken out but like people get taken out here that are you know randomly connected to so is this what other countries think of us that's a good question i don't think so probably they must or at least they must get propagandized in that way like or maybe russia goes well yeah we do it here but in the states they do it as well so this is just how countries work the thing is conspiracy theories are easy when you don't have an emotional connection you know what i mean like you know if you're like oh i don't have an emotional connection you know what i mean if you're like oh i don't have an emotional connection you know what i mean if you're like oh i don't have an emotional connection you know what i mean if you're like oh i don't have an emotional connection you know what i mean so if you tell me like oh yeah there's like this very powerful wealthy guy in russia and he was supposed to testify before the thing against putin and he fell out of a window yeah you're just like i obviously killed him yeah like we can just easily get on board with that yeah but if you start connecting in america we were like oh yeah well there was this guy that was working with obama that died in a paddle thing in a small amount of water all of a sudden you got americans be like no all right well let's look at the facts you know like let's look into it and it's the emotional connection you're like it can't be if that happened in russia there's no question i'm not saying it did or didn't i'm saying the emotional connection drowned in four feet of water i mean even saying it you're like yeah if his chef drowned in four feet of water we'd be like yeah something fishy going on over here yeah probably yeah right yeah but here and because it's obama we're like ah of course not yeah obama would never guys come on yes we know he would never obviously he would never exactly come on it was the clintons yeah okay what else is going on guys what's happening in the world right now obviously we're at war we're at war are you guys like do you feel existential anxiety about this war i mean kind of a little i feel it yeah a little there's that saying like uh when the we should look up who said this but when the war starts the truth dies have you heard of that yeah and it's like basically once the war begins i mean before the war even but especially once it begins like the propaganda machine starts and this is like from both sides from both sides and so you don't really know and now information is disseminated so quickly and with ai Like, Ben Uyeda sent a great thing. It's like, video games have gotten so good that now we can't really discern between reality and video games, especially with some of this fighter jet footage we're seeing. Oh, that shit is fire. Yeah. You've seen these? It'll just be footage of a jet, and you're like, oh, this looks amazing. And it's like the most insane thing. It's like flying through a city. You're like, what? Or like a jet evading a missile, and the missile goes right under the plane, and then it does a backflip over, and you're like, oh, we're the best. We got the best. Or an AI rabbi's drop in knowledge. Yo. Mark just let me know those are AI. Wait, what? Do you have this, Joey? You got to pull this up. I mean, this. Yo. I didn't know these were AI. Hold on. Before we play. I thought dudes were spitting. We were. This guy? Yeah. Yeah, this guy. We were talking, and I was like, oh, yeah. Hold on. Rabbi's blueprint. We're talking. And we're talking about, like, you know, AI stuff. That's obviously AI. And I was like, yay. And, like, I'm seeing these AI rabbis that are, like, dropping, like, Jewish secrets. And it's obviously AI. And Joel's like, wait, what do you mean? I thought they were giving up game, bro. I thought they was giving up game. Listen, watch. You're getting caught. People wear a $10 shirt and own $10 million in real estate. Here's why. You fly business class once and post it everywhere. We fly free and post nothing. You eat at the fancy restaurant and feel rich for one night. Because at the end, he's going to be like, I'm taking the restaurant I pay his rent in. Save this and read it on payday. Send this to someone who needs to stop pretending and start building. I put everything I know in one guide. Oh, it's selling something. So Joel saw this rabbi going. I didn't watch the whole thing. Yeah, he definitely didn't get to know him. Link in bio. No, I didn't see link in bio. I'm just so many things. But I turned it off immediately when he was like, you guys eat at a nice restaurant. We own the building. It's like, well, yeah, one of those is way more fucking expensive than the other. How do you get enough money to buy the fucking building? It's not like we're deciding between eating a steak dinner and then buying a fucking building. Right. One is $100 and the other is $20 million. No, but his accent should be stronger. If you look like that, the accent got to be stronger. It just got to be. That should have been the first step. He's not Seinfeld-ing it enough. And then why does he have some cognac sitting right there? You eat Gucci. We own the whole city. There you go. You guys use chopsticks. We buy the Asians in the containers. What are these comparisons? But why does it, like, people will fall for this, fucking idiots. You. What do you mean? Who? What? Me? You. Come on. Yes, bro. You guys drink alcohol. We own water. What? And look at all the comments. We'll be like, yes, clock it. Clock it. Such good advice. Look, it is fire advice, but. What is the advice? Guys, instead of buying Gucci sneakers. Yes. Buy all the airplanes. Yes. How is that not good advice? Yeah, like, why didn't I think of that? Guys. Yeah. Why did I not think of that? Why did you not think of that? Instead of buying baby formula. Do what? Buy baby formula. Buy the whole world. Buy the whole world. Have an island. Yeah, have it here. Eat the baby. Just devour them. You will have eternal life. What is this? He was like, he flies for free. I'm still trying to figure that one out. Yeah. Bro, if you subscribe for more, get the link in the bio, you'll understand. Instead of watching movies, own Hollywood. This is the advice he's giving us, right? But this is how you know people don't know Jews. Because there are people. Because they believe it. There are people who watch this because they don't know Jews. Yeah. This is the advice he's giving us. There are people watching this being like, yo, he's fake. I never thought of that. I never thought of that option. He's like, bro, I need to subscribe for the Jew magic. I need to know the secrets. Like, what secrets? Babe, we can't go out to dinner tonight. Why not? Well, I'm just going to buy the block. So, if it's dinner or buying the block, I think I should buy it. Oh, this shit killed me. People really think they're wizards. That made me laugh. People are being anti-Semitic in the comments. What do they say? What do they say? Stolen land made you rich. It's like, bro, it's a robot. They also take food stamps and public assistance at very high rates. Yo. They're getting trolled. There's an Indian guy in Mumbai making an AI rabbi putting out basic, dumb financial advice that kind of makes sense. And then people are having geopolitical discourse in the comments. It's the fuck. It's the funniest thing. It's crazy. This is real. This is real life. This is the timeline that we're in. Yeah, the whole internet is cooked. Yeah, we're cooked. I'm at the point where I don't believe a single thing on the internet. Is there anything? Yes, you do. This is good financial advice. Oh, this is good financial advice. They don't buy hats, dude. They don't buy hats. What do they do? What do they do? They own the internet. They own haircuts. They own haircuts. They own all haircuts. They own the barbers. Yeah. They don't need a hat. Yeah, exactly. Oh, they stop at the curls. Keep going. I'm just saying. Yeah, I don't know. I just like every single thing I see. Maybe I should just get off the fucking internet for a little bit. Yes, bro. Are you off? Yeah, bro. Quiet Luxury. You got to get on Quiet Luxury. What's Quiet Luxury, Mark? Quiet Luxury is the new- Stop clocking it. That shit is pissing me off. Stop doing it. No, I'm clocking it. You need to start clocking it. Yeah, you don't clock enough. You're not clocking it. I think he's jealous that you clocked it before him. It's a black girl thing. Stop doing it. It's a gay guy thing that black woman stole. No. Okay, clocking it. Yes. Obviously. Wait a minute. Isn't it this finger? No. See, that's the- Come on, bro. Yeah. Come on, clock it. Clock it. Clock it. Clock it. Yeah, just clock it, dude. Quiet Luxury. This is how you signal luxury in the new era, okay? Buy less stuff. Minimalism. Eat insects. Okay. Subscribe to things. Don't own anything. It's the new world order. No, Quiet Luxury is literally like the new luxury indicators. And being chronically online, that's low status, bro. Yeah. You got to elevate. You got to ascend. You got to ascend. Yeah. And if you're chronically online, you're cooking your brain. I feel cooked, man. You think Clavicular is really going to recommend that you're online all day? I don't think so. No. I don't think so. You need to ascend immediately. Bro, you saw him with Piers Morgan? Really? No? This is- This is the fucking- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why were you on the island, Piers? Bro. Why were you on the island? Clavicular with Piers Morgan is so funny because he drops a sound effect on the news. Wait, what? Dude, go Piers Morgan, Clavicular, ascend. This is basically- If you don't know Clavicular- I know. He's the looks man. I just don't get his appeal, but it's just not for me. I'm buying to it. I won't try to pose it. Okay. He's the looks maxer that went on Piers Morgan's show. And he- Piers Morgan is basically asking him about his questions, or about his stances on politics and his philosophy. And then Clavicular roasts him with a sound effect on his own show, Play the Clip. Oh. It's quite silly to me that you're with the number one looks maxer, and instead of asking how you could ascend, so that your wife wouldn't tweet out captions like, when my husband's away, Mr. Sud comes out to play. Maybe if you asked me how to ascend, then that would stop happening to you. You know what I mean? and then pierce goes out is that all right well i mean oh that i'm just trying to ask questions maybe i do get it oh man that shit cracked me up dude so you got to ascend is my point and by being chronically online you're spiking your cortisol suboptimal for ascension does your generation like believe him like think he's an attractive guy like is this the cool guy now pull up a pic what do you mean my generation you can't look at this guy and understand that he's fully ascended nah but i mean like first you don't think his orbitals are optimal you don't think he has great symmetry yeah but it was like the homeless look that you go for that was kind of in and now is this in now you didn't even need to poke at him to prove your point he said you're old bro he said you're lost no but i used to be in no but now it's you used to be in yeah yeah i was never cool i was never in nah you are i'm a trad cath or i'm a fucking trad catholic me and shy i'm not in i'm not cool i don't do hookup culture i don't do that kind of stuff yeah that used to be in now this is this is the thing now you're telling me this guy's not handsome you're really gonna leave this be like oh your generation thinks that this ripped looks max or isn't fucking a piece some girls don't like that shit or they claim they don't like that shit yeah bro my exchange students live in my house those kind of girls that normal women they think this is fire do women like this shit based on my experience i don't like that shit like you were talking oh you could just say yes or no yeah the handlers got him yeah he's off bro all right yeah i mean i think he's objectively a good looking guy i think that's his utility within the stream space is that basically like a 15 year old kid is able to live vicariously through a hot dude that's charismatic that talks to women that's famous and on stream all day he's like going to clubs and if you're a 15 year old dude that's like not really talking to women or maybe if you are talking to women i don't know his fan base i don't know his fan base but you're watching this being like wow this is awesome got it his fans are young yeah but i think stream fans are young in general so i don't know his demo specifically but i assume but who is not looks maxing you no but you just keep insulting me I'm joking come on let's be silly guys but uh okay you can't every time I bomb like gosh why aren't you as mean as silly as me come on silly no but like isn't everybody looks maxing like I don't know like you're looks maxing right like you have an outfit that matches like you care about your hair like these things like yeah that's what did he say? traffic cones he bombed I didn't say that oh I didn't hear it you walked those bombs I didn't say that no I thought you said drafting and cum and I was like I don't even know what that means but traffic cone is I got it yeah yeah yeah you didn't like that that he said that I mean was it something that you considered when you put that on your head today? no not at all no no no okay fair enough so it's the food bank you're trying to save his bomb it's the food bank come on it's the food bank it is yeah exactly this is good this is charitable and who controls that? Polly Mark Polly Mark Polly Mark Polly Marquette there you go yeah yeah yeah anyway but yeah so I think it's like this is what everybody is already doing it and then he's just being overt about it like everybody likes to pretend like they're not trying to make themselves look the best yeah even when people are doing like the whole like hipster like derelict chic or whatever it was called in that movie they're thinking that that's like the best version of being hot yes and I think he's just I think what's kind of maybe refreshing about it is he's just going yeah I'm just gonna try to be desirable as fuck and all of you guys are trying to do it too you just are lying about it gotcha so I think there's something nice about authentically just going yeah I'm trying to be as hot as I possibly can because being hot is what matters not all this other bullshit but then they'll meet up together and then they're like kind of battling hotness it's almost like Zoolander where they just like yeah yeah looking at the camera who can look more hot yeah they're frame logging yeah yeah that that shit is ridiculous like that's retarded but it's also kind of fun like they're aware that it's retarded and they're leaning into it that's how I that's how I view it like I don't think they're taking it that serious I thought they were taking it serious really yeah it looks like they are yeah well to you yeah I can see that to an old guy for sure it would definitely do that yeah to a boomer yeah but you didn't do this like if you were like at like a party in your 20s there's another guy that was like looking tough looking cool girls liked him you wouldn't try to also look cool no we just try to take their bitches and how would you do that you know buy them drinks get them to come to our table so you try to like like mog them yeah that would be mogging that's mogging yeah yo you know what's kind of funny yo this is kind of funny Al has done all this remember when we were at that club and Al stepped on the on the step on the ledge on the ledge so he could be taller to the tall girl it's 2026 no no no no you were you were on frame mogging before yes I saw a video where he's like you gotta set up vantage points in your house so try to get this video up you were frame you were looks maxing way you were wearing lifts you are clavicular you're the OG mogger dog chosen one there's another way I like that name that I wouldn't say but I think that you guys could imagine it but you bro this is hilarious yeah watch this what you do is you have to set up what's called vantage points so you would take like some I'm not gonna put it down so just say this is a regular book don't do it with a Quran don't do it with a Quran so you go like yeah don't do it and then you go like rest on it and then you set up the next vantage point like yo this is hilarious make it to the bedroom oh you're good how this is what you were doing no you started this yeah but not that much not that much I was trying to talk to a tall bitch I was trying to talk to a tall bitch that's what he's saying yeah bro he's like listen if you've got lifts you gotta maintain that height when you get back to the house you don't wanna walk around the house with your sneakers so you gotta set up your vantage points oh nah once I got the numbers already now I'm a short king I got the number already you can't you can't give me back season now they could not fuck you nah hold on well you gotta save yourself because either you're so charming so charming okay yeah or that they or no just I'm letting you I'm letting you're so charming they forget about your height yeah right you change the vantage point in their mind boom you can make an argument that your hat right now is vantage points right because I don't even know if it's in frame there's war going on this is what we care you are being frame-mogged by your own hat this is what this is what we care about no I'm just saying people died in the middle east six inches you're probably 5'11 with that hat on yeah respect so this is you made him smile I know I know I was like yeah respect yeah but I don't think that he knows that I was dissing him no I know I don't care I don't care I heard 5'11 yeah you already know okay there enough so you are the ultimate looks maxer you can make an argument that the nails play a part of this the outfits everything yeah but I just do what I like that's right you say you just do what you like he would say I just do what gets bitches and that's I think what wins is because we know that you're doing this for male attention he's an interesting twist yeah well I know you're not doing female attention you have a wife obviously you don't care what women have to say at all definitely not yeah I know guys just love my nails you guys talk about it all the time we love it tons of attention this is my icebreaker I come through nails you call me I'm fucking you exactly I like that I like that we try guys what is Al I love 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What was your take? What was your take? I mean, he was breaking it down. It's all about water, guys. Oh, really? Yeah, it's all about the water. Really? So what was he doing with the water? How familiar were you with Kameni? Stop it. What? Like, I'm going to stop it. That's Letterman. I know Letterman. It took him like four months to find out. How long? That would have been good. If I fell for that, that would have been fucking. You fell for it four times! No, I didn't. I wasn't paying attention. I don't think you clocked in. It was the first time. I think it was maybe the third or fourth. But that's good. All right, so break down what's happening at Ronto. No, I'm not breaking it down. Just break it down from Far Rock. Like, give us the Far Rock breakdown. You got Arab niggas and Jew niggas. And then Jew niggas need the white boys' help. So we the boys, we come in. You're white. Nah, y'all. Okay, got it. We out of this. Like, y'all do y'all thing. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And so, that's it. We at war now. That was a good breakdown. We at war now. And then, how long is the war going to last? Like, what are the plans for war? What are we going to do? How do we get out of it? If it's boots on the ground. Huh? If we put boots on the ground. If Tim's on the ground, like, what's it going to be? We got to. Yeah. We got to. We can't win this as a full aerial attack. We can't. We can't. Why not? Why is that? Why is that? Because Asian niggas said so. You're referring to Professor Jung? Is that who you're referring to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First history teacher I ever, like. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, why did he say we can't win from an aerial attack? There's too many of them. And they have all. He's describing the plot as part of. He thinks this is 300. Why have we not done this with every issue that happens? Yeah. Listen. Okay, go. All right, so. He's getting comfy. Son, it was enlightening. Vintage backs right now. Let me enlighten y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put us on game. Put us on game. Mog is free. Mog is free. Exactly. Okay, go. So, it's a religious thing, and they are going to fight to the end of time. And they got all the guns, and the people don't have any guns. Okay. Okay. So. So, we got to go boots on the ground to take them out, to really have regime change. Because they're going to keep fighting until one side is wiped out. Got it. Yep. Now, why would boots on the ground stop that? That's the only way we can attack hand-to-hand combat. Got it. Because we can't just keep bombing, especially if they hide amongst the civilians. Like, we're not just going to keep bombing everybody. Right. Then we'll look like. Israel and lose all support. Ah. Because we can't take out any of the civilians. Yeah. Obviously. Oh, let me Asian the gun real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Oh, God. So, let me break it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, it's war. Damn. Come on. You can't even get any of that. Works, man. Come on. That would have been fine. That's racist, bro. Hey, yo. Come on. It's all good. Keep the board white. I broke it down to these guys. And then. Oh, fuck. So, something with the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what happened with the water? All the Middle East. Yeah. Yeah. They use more water than they have, like, access to, right? Like, fresh water and all that shit. Got it. It's a desert. And they convert salt water to fresh water. Yeah. And so, we bomb all of these. Desalination. There you go. And we bomb them. Now. Now, they'll be thirsty. This stabilizes the whole fucking area. Yeah. They'll be hella thirsty. They'll be so thirsty they can't fight. Yeah. Yeah. The straight of. Hormuz. Hormuz. Mad oil leaves. Mm. And all of their food comes in. Ah. So, if they close that. Mm. All of the Middle East is gonna be very hungry. And thirsty. Yes. And if they close that, China, India, bunch of niggas, they don't get any of their oil. So, now we're hurting them. So, the whole world is gonna hurt. Whole world's gonna hurt. And eventually, with enough pressure, the whole world decides what? I don't know. I ain't finished the video. I ain't finished. I ain't got to the end yet. You were spitting, though. Yeah, you had that, bro. That was fire. Yeah, they will be hungry and thirsty, and that shit is not good, especially during Ramadan. Well, maybe that's the time that they're most accustomed to it. Maybe we planned this in the wrong time. Oh. If the concern is hunger and thirst, like, this is the month where they are ready for that shit. Yeah, that's a good point. So they have an advantage over us. This is their hungry, thirsty month, so they're like, all right, run it, let's go. We were already planning on not drinking a lot of water. We were already planning on not eating. Got a good point. So maybe they're ready. See, no one even clocked that. No one even clocked that. They were all like, oh, when should we do it? And Trump was like, Ramadan. That was Trump's 5-D check. In Ramadan time, they'll be hungry, thirsty. We can stretch it out. All right. Yeah. Possible solution. Yeah. Everyone keeps wondering, what does Israel do for America? It's a question that keeps coming up. It came up on my show in the mornings. People are wondering, what does Israel do for America? America? We're swinging our dicks around and just like, yo, Greenland, you're us now. Yo, Venezuela, we'll take your oil. Why don't we take Israel? Ooh. 51st State. Boom. Ooh. Move a bunch of Americans there. Take their resources. Which Americans? I mean, whichever ones want to go. You know. Whichever ones want to go. Open invite. Yeah. Whoever's interested. Yeah. You know. But now, at least we get something, and we have a reason why we need to defend them, because they're us now. Got it. Because whatever they got is ours. Yeah. That's an interesting take. We Puerto Rico them. Yeah. Maybe they're not a state, but they're a territory. Yeah. Ooh. Exactly. So now we have access to whatever they do. Boom. And we're in state. And we're incentivized to defend them. Exactly. Because right now, we're doing this already. It feels disproportionate. With nothing. I hear what you're saying. It's like, we're spending all this money. All this money is taxpayers ultimately going to have to pay, or they're going to print a bunch of money, and then the savings that we have just gets devalued. Yep. And we don't really know what we get out of Iran. Yeah. So poke holes in that. Bro, I think that's fire. I think we make them 51st State or territory. I think we set up- Start them out as a territory. I don't know if you jump in a state just- It's like a trial pair. It's like a green card. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that could be good. Yeah. That could be good. And then we put- I mean, who would run it, I guess? Do we keep Bibi, or do we get an American governor or something? Marjorie Taylor Greene? Something like that? Get that Kushner nigga. He's over there a lot. Tucker, maybe? Tucker? We could get Tucker to do it. I don't think they feel in Tucker right now. But maybe that's what you need sometimes, you know? A little pushback. A little Candace. You want Candace over there? A little Candace. You know? I feel like- They'll take shit out real quick. They'll convert to Islam before they let Candace go. Let's give a fucking prime minister this real. Yeah. Did you guys watch Candace's Charlie Kirk, or what is it called? The Bride of Charlie. The Bride of Charlie, Doc? You haven't watched this? No. I haven't. Dude, Candace is just on one, dude. Really? She's just spinning. She's just spinning. She's going a little crazy, right? Like, she's a little- I guess time will tell, bro. Time will tell. She's crazy today. What if she's right? Yeah. What if she's right? Because the conspiracy theorist of today is the prophet of tomorrow. They probably called Professor Jang crazy. Is she? Yeah. Now he just called it perfectly. Nah, he's that nigga. Nah, but they called him crazy. He's that nigga. They called him crazy? Didn't they call him crazy? They were like, he called- What was his big call? He said Trump was going to win the election, that we were going to invade Iran. And, bro, one of the people forget- But, like, were people upset at him for making these claims? I think people were just like, eh, maybe, da-da-da. They're like, what the fuck do you know? Do you remember on this podcast? I was quoting him, being like, oh, yeah, we're going to invade Iran. Boots on the ground. And we have a clip of it. I should pull it up. And everyone in the pod was kind of like- Shut up. No, no, this is good. I'm listening. I'm listening, but still. We were just- Just got it. Oh, my God. I am technically listening. I can't block you out. But, no, it was- We brought it up, and people were kind of like, yeah, I don't think so. Maybe. We'll see. But he predicted that in 2024. And he said that J.D. Vance would be vice president back in 2024. Technically, he said Nikki Haley first. Or J.D. Vance. If it's not Nikki Haley, it'll be J.D. Okay, here's a question. They got to sell the war to America, because nobody in America wants this war outside of the Persians, right? And I understand the Persians are- Persians are fired up. They're fired up. Persians are fired up. I don't blame them, right? They're talking to their family back there, and they're just like, Jesus Christ, they got to suffer through this horrible fucking regime, and we're in Beverly Hills, and we're driving G-wagons, and life is sick. So, I get that. But the rest of the people in America can't even point out Iran on a map. Like, the average person, do you think, knows where the fuck Iran is? Probably not. No, not at all. to Asia, nigga, you'll learn. - Pull up a map. Pull up a map, let's do it. Okay, so how does the government propagandize us into a war? Imagine this was before, like, you know, the democratization of information where, like, the government could just tell us what to think and we just kind of believed it. How do they get us into this one? Well, the nuke strategy is a classic. I mean, that one's tried and true. Yeah. Everyone loves the nuke strategy. They have nukes. They're about to have nukes. They're about to have them. Any minute now. Any minute. But we've destroyed it. Yeah, but they're quick at getting it back. Bro, they're so fast, these Persians. They built a nuke out of four G-wagons. They put it together. They built another nuke. Okay. Yeah. So we had to. So they're trying that. I don't think that's working. But so Americans aren't really concerned about the Iranian nuke threat. So how else? Why else do we need to go in there? Radical Islam. Radical Islam. They're running around. They're trying to shoot. They hate us. How about this one? Oh, yes. How about this one? Iran has the largest population of Shia. Yeah. Yeah. That makes a huge difference. That is true. It's a massive difference. That is true. Keep going. That is true. I'm trying to draw knowledge on y'all. No, you were. You were drawing knowledge on us. Very good. Y'all are known. All right. We have to sell the American public on this war. Okay. So what is our sale? What is our pitch? How do we get unanimous American support? Just bend over for BB like Trump is doing? Right, right, right, right. But that's not working on America. I mean, gays will love it. That's what's happening. I don't even know if gays support that. Like, there's way better dick out there. We're trying to propagandize. Yeah, we're trying to propagandize. We're trying to put yourself in the mind. We're not saying what's actually happening. We're trying to say, like, how do you sell the war? How about this? Okay. What if they go, hey, American people, the only white Super Bowl halftime show just happens to be in Iran. Fire. We need to liberate it. That could work. That could work. Think about that. Do you think the American people all of a sudden are like, whoa. Yeah. We've been wanting this for the last seven years. Yes. We got to go get it. They got Luke Bryan over there. Luke Bryan. Yeah, we got to get him back. Luke Bryan is captured. He's in a bunker where they're also making nukes, but that's not the big deal. He's there making the greatest music he's ever made, and he will not be released until the Iranian people are free. Yes. That might work. That works on y'all? That would work a little. Imagine they said, oh, Jay-Z's in the bunker. Gotta stay. Iran got Jay-Z. Iran has Jay-Z. We're not putting boots on the ground for Jay-Z. Bro, Ayatollah Khomeini. He lived a long life. He was a trash. He was a ruse. He said one dinner, and he got a lot down. Jay-Z said, come to Tehran, have a kebab, and they got him. You wouldn't do it. No boots on the ground. No boots on the ground for Jay-Z. Who would you put boots on the ground for? For Jay-Z. My mom. That's it. All right. My sister, she can go. All right, ready? I love he says that. I'm joking. I'm joking. The Ayatollah. They captured Jay-Z. Uh-huh. Nas. He don't care. Uh-huh. He don't know anymore. Big Daddy King. And? And? And? Your girl. In a crazy, very calculated, pointed, personal attack, okay? To get you to support them and disseminate this information through AM in the morning. Yeah. I'm telling my girl that I'll cover up a little. A little Sharia might not pay back. Okay. All right, so. Jokes. All right. All right, so there's nothing that could get you to support it. No, absolutely not. Mark, what about you? Well, not you, but like, how would you propagandize the American people? I don't know. Is this the first war of American history where they haven't even bothered to propagandize? Yeah, they didn't even sell us on it. They didn't. Well, they try to, but it's like, it's not working. They don't. And they're just like, fuck it, we're doing it anyway. They don't. We need it. Yeah. Yeah. It's for our safety. I mean, that ran a couple things, which, again, predicted by Professor Jeong in Trump's speech. Where he was basically like, you say that you're a big hero that's going to liberate the people of Iran. Which, I mean, if they're able to get rid of the regime and put in, like, a much more democratic regime, technically true. But then he said a bunch of- It's not our responsibility for that, yo. I mean, fair. Good point. But that's what he said. Trump said, like, oh, I'm going to save the people. We're going to stop terror. We're going to stop the funding of terror. Da-da-da. He put a bunch of reasons out. Okay. And that was, like, Trump's kind of justification. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, do you hate this guy? Yeah. I hate this guy right here. Stop trying. Like, it's tight. Usually it will work, but- You Persianed him up a little bit. I know, I know. He's too excited. It was close. I hate it, bro. It was close. Fuck. I like Letterman too much. I really don't think there's anything that gets America to support the war. Of course, we've seen fucking Iraq and Afghanistan. We don't want this shit again. Yeah, I just don't think- I don't think we're going to be able to do it in a short amount of time. Like, let's say in two weeks, they're able to do it, and the people get liberated, and there's a new regime in there. I don't know if people, like, look at it unfavorably, but in no way are they going to go, yes, we should continue to do this, and we should continue to support it. Americans don't give a fuck. Americans can't fucking afford health care. Like, they don't care about what's happening in Iraq. But they're trying to control speech already. So I put up a clip about the war. Yeah. Instagram is fine on TikTok. It got taken down. Did you say you were just being silly, or did you try to do that? I didn't say that. But still, it wasn't even- I don't think anything, like, inflammatory really was said. Just, like, disagreeing with the war, like, let's stop another stupid war. And they took it down immediately on TikTok and not Instagram. I heard they're doing that with Epstein stuff, too. Yeah. Like, that's- They're trying already. Interesting. Interesting. It's crazy that they just haven't given any- They haven't lied at all. Hey, we want Greenland. Hey, we want the oil in Venezuela. I wonder if they realize they just can't lie anymore. I wonder if there's just so many people that have a voice right now that even if they try to lie, it will be debunked immediately. Yeah. The media's just too open. Yeah. It's just all, like, out there. And no one trusts the government anymore. Yeah, that's true. Like, there's no, like, no one defending it. Yeah. There is also this, like- If they say they're going for oil, you're almost so skeptical, you're like, they might be going to liberate them and bring democracy. Like, it's almost working in reverse on them. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, damn, they're really doing it. I still want to know, is there any downside if we just say, yo, we're taking Israel? I mean, yeah. Is there a downside? Yeah, like, who would be against it? Well, probably Israel. Why? Like, if we work as close as we do with them. It's like, you can still be a people, do your thing. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you familiar at all with them? Are you familiar at all with them in, like, the history of the region and what explicitly they want? Like, their thing? It's still, we'll still call it Israel. It will still be a Jewish land, but it's just. Dude, Al's backing into, like, in Germany. He's like, all right, so we put them all in one place. Yeah, yeah. Like, ghetto. No, no, no, we call it Israel. Oh, yeah, got it. We put up walls, and they're just kind of all there. So, Al, we've tried this. It's called Boca. And it works really well. People really enjoy it. So they have the American version of it. But there's some that are like, ah, we don't want that. We want our thing. We want our thing over there with, you know, the religious sites and all that kind of stuff. I think they probably want a right to self-determination. What if we pulled out all of our support? Would they still want that? Well, I don't know if they would be able to exist. That's what I'm saying. What if our support comes with, hey, you're us now? Yeah, yeah. Then I think they would be on board. Well, I don't know if they would have a choice. Nah, I'm bored. You don't think so? That's not, they don't get a choice on that. Yeah, they would just have to. Well, they also got nukes, so they might not. But the thing I would say is, like, let's do it. But the thing I would say is, like, well, what do they got that we want? This is the thing I don't understand with the Iran stuff for us is, like, it's like the Venezuela and Greenland shit was at least transactional with, like, a resource. Yeah. Like, we don't know what a fucking rare earth is, but at least you could be like, hey, we need that for our phones. And then we'd be like, oh, I guess we need it for our phones. Like, you know, like, it seems like there's something important up there. Rare earth is such a funny sign. What even is that? What is it? I asked a girl at the show, I was like, do you know what a rare earth is? And she's like, a rare earth mineral? I go, don't just add a fucking other word and then we're all just as confused. Yeah, we're all guessing it. We don't know if I'm included. It makes the batteries and it makes the chips. And that's what everybody cares about, right? And we don't know what a chip is. I don't know what NVIDIA is. None of us know what NVIDIA is. It's the most important company in the world. I don't know, is it in my phone? All they do is they say, it's in your phone, and you go, I need that motherfucker. Go take it. Take Greenland. Save Taiwan. I just can't fathom we can't move the, whatever. The thing that I don't understand about Iran is, like, what do we get? Like, let's say we liberate the people, which is an incredibly benevolent act, right? To free the people from a horrible regime. That's great. I don't see America, or any country for that matter, having this, like, benevolent history where we're just out there trying to liberate people. Yes. Right? No. Come on. We do it. We do it. Afghanistan. You're right. Iraq. We spent, what? Honduras, Guatemala. $20 trillion on Iraq to liberate them from the Taliban just to give them back to the Taliban? Exactly. What a fucking. What a fucking mission that was, guys. Forgot that one? That's right. Yeah. What did we do for them? Now they just got more mopeds. That's all. The only thing that changed in Vietnam is more mopeds. Okay? So we have this situation with. I just spit right on your forehead. Oh, gosh. It was a head shot. Dude. And your forehead's so hard, if you need to absorb it, bounce it off. I just did it again. I'm sorry. I think you just got a bathtub. This is like a hazing ritual. You guys are doing what's going on right now. So I guess what I'm. It's like. They haven't even told us what the thing is in the air, right? Like, do we go in and now we have a deal with the. on and we get half of the oil do we get to control where the oil goes like they're they haven't even disclosed what this what the benefit is to us at all in this situation yeah i wonder if they just said it outright if people would be like i mean i mean they kind of have but if they're if trump was just straight up like we need the oil that we want to control the oil we need to control the petrodollar we don't want china to get it we're getting rid of these people and we're gonna control the straight horn moves then it's like honestly honestly i i think it would be more support than it is now yeah i don't think it would be unanimous u.s support but it would be more support than this like existential nuclear threat which i just don't think works on americans anymore yeah i just don't get why more people aren't fucking out i like outrage this is the crazy thing about americans is it like wars man no we are everybody is but like the the kind of wild things about americans is like there'll be countries like that go death to america yeah right like iran is like we're death to america and they're actively trying to make a nuclear weapon and americans are still like man you don't hate us like that like you don't really hate us bro like you don't really hate like do you think i don't even think i hate us like that like the dude is like we're death to america i'm like you don't feel that way bro it's how most dudes feel about lesbians yeah i mean like i hate men you're like come on come on you haven't met me you haven't even met your boy the more solid ones you're like i believe you believe yeah but the hollands feel like come on who are you man that is that that is the american arrogance yeah like we don't think why would you want obama what you're gonna watch on tv like what are you gonna watch like what is what is news gonna be without us shaking shit up and making things interesting every day exactly you ever go to another country and they just follow american news no yeah we gotta tax them for that shit like we need to get a little of the youtube rights if you just covering us all day on your news that is crazy american news is syndicated everywhere so i had australian news companies reaching out for a comment on some american shit and i'm like why what what is going on ask me about street fighter did you do it did you do it i didn't do that shit oh i need my i need my uh i need my petro dollar bro no but like yeah i just i just think it's like there has to be i guess americans we don't fear it and that's a good thing you know it's been a long time since there's been this major attack on american soil like obviously we had 9-11 but even 9-11 i think most americans are like ah we might have had some involvement in that well now now we know so now now that's what people say yes but now you can't even evoke that but you know what i mean like you can't even evoke that to get us worried about it happening again because we're more worried about our own government doing it yep yep right like so i think it's like you got to be super honest and if the honest strategy is i mean look the honest strategy what the internet thinks is like hey this is really beneficial for israel they seem like the biggest beneficiary which it is yeah but i think there's probably other things if i had to guess well that's i think what you were saying about like controlling the straight of war moves and controlling oil exports from iran and being able to this idea that we're gonna like cripple china by having all the oil it's like okay well then how are we gonna get fucking video games like how are we gonna get jeans how are we gonna get like we are china in america are so dependent on one another for things that we actually can't cripple them without crippling ourselves but it's a game of chicken that's the trade who's willing to suffer a little trade war exactly but like it allows us to give some leverage i think that's what happens like if we were to go to like a real hot war with china and we have control of this oil that we let china get freely all of a sudden we could potentially restrict that and there is like a leverage play there i mean i think china said something earlier this year in a negotiation with trump i mean this is like one article that i read so i don't know how what exactly is going on but they basically were like in a negotiation with some trade thing and they were basically like we're going to give you no rare earths and america was like what and so the average person was kind of just like a little like blip in an article yeah but apparently according to like this one economist the that is basically like a nuclear option for trade like hey we're going to cut you off from rare earths it's basically just like you guys are done and it's war and it was a massive thing and then they were able to like kind of backpedal and get to an agreement yeah but the fact that they pulled that to the american uh basically like envoys trying to do the trade deal they were like oh so it's like that that's how you feel and so that was seen as like an escalating an escalating move in the negotiation it makes sense and so we got to control the oil so all that to say it's like all right now it's like time to again this is i don't like the conflict like i don't think we need to be in like another middle east but i'm just trying i'm trying to understand the rationale and there's other allies in the middle east and there's other allies in the region that kind of want it you know saudi arabia benefits massively right because what the houthis are sponsored by iran yeah they get like to get rid of this terror proxy they get more control over oil like they yeah you know there's advantages and it seems like it hurts china yeah and if hurting china helps us it stops a multi-front war i don't know i wonder if americans can't say it because then it looks like a blatant attack on china so like america like the the powers that be like the administration can't basically say okay like this is the strategic reason why we're doing this they can say that why they're doing it for greenland they're like hey we need these resources because it goes in your fucking phone or whatever they can say venezuela for oil yeah but they can't be like hey we need to control the oil exports here because china gets 20 of their oil from there and if it ever push comes to shove we need to be able to like kind of siphon that shit off yeah that seems like an actual right it's like a declaration and like you need some plausible deniability yes so now they're stuck between this rock and hard place where they cannot give us any reason why it benefits us without pissing off china or making that declaration and then the only reason it looks like we're in there is just because israel needs it yeah right and then naturally americans are furious about it right because we're like how the fuck does this benefit me i can't afford to pay for college i can't buy a home i can't pay for health insurance and we're gonna spend billions of dollars on a war in a country i can't even point out on a map how is this beneficial to me yeah yeah that's how they feel already yeah as they should you know the um what if the other gcc countries like get upset at america like yo why you keep deflecting all these bombs from hitting israel but you keep letting us get touched i mean that's the that's the what they're going to try to do basically it's like yeah like that's the iranian strategy that's what i'm thinking yeah put enough pressure on the region horizontal escalation you just put all the allies under pressure to where they just say hey let's get it that sees fire let's get a deal going let's do something because it is kind of fucked up iran to win they just need to retain power exactly that's the w the w isn't maintaining their military might it's just maintaining power the regime stays in place yeah and we stated the goal which was we want regime change so if we don't get it we lost yeah and how would we get it besides boots on the ground like isn't there no way i think this is what this is like what's so i think what they're hoping is that like the people revolt again there's no guns well not even no guns if i'm the people it's like i'm not in the streets while you bomb and yeah you know what i mean yeah and if you say you're gonna not bomb then you're basically telling the iranian officials that hey this coast is going to be clear for a little while so they can do whatever they need to do so it's a very peculiar situation i just can't see a scenario where the regime is just like oh it's fine you guys have it like in what scenario would they give it up well enough of them just keep getting murked where they where people go okay if every time we meet up all the officials get blown the fuck up eventually officials start going well i don't want to be an official 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thing with venezuela it's like you take out maduro who gets hoover takes over for maduro it's not the oppositional person that technically won the election i forgot her name it was maduro yeah the person that took over was maduro's vp right darcy rodriguez darcy rodriguez yeah and so she's within the administration she technically has like the line of succession for maduro and so she's legitimate to the people of venezuela and so and she's willing to be amiable too yeah and so basically that's a little different because it's like they're just like hey let me just do what's best for me and the people instead of you have this regime who doesn't really care about the people and it's just like yo this is a war of ideology and we're just going to fight it right till we all die yeah yeah which is the problem with going to war in the middle east right is that they're just willing to take it to the end other places it's like why we let's not do this because they don't have reggaeton they don't have carnival they don't have fun the latin american countries enjoy life like i want to party i want to shake ass i want to put a headdress on and i want to rock in the streets and i want to make out with people i enjoy this right that works you're just having fun just like you see us go in there right like you're like this is awesome all the people that come here from the latin countries are dreaming of the day when the latin countries go back to prominence so they can go back there and party and be with their family and joy like the cubans aren't going i'm done with cuba they're like i can't wait to cuba is back they have this love and connectivity where you know i think there's a lot of people that leave their countries and these like places and they're like i'm good to not be there because that sucked yeah but the persians here seem like they can't wait to go back because there was a time that they maybe remember where it was more liberated and they could you know thrive and uh yeah i mean the regime's obviously repressive like that much is is true so they're like yeah we can get rid of them and go back and have a free trade and democratize and whether it's the shah or just another pro-american person that's better than what we have so like i get their perspective but i don't know it's uh i think the idea is like okay if you can like decapitate is what they call a strategy like these decapitation strikes where you take out the head and then you hope that the people revolt and that you're basically banking on enough people revolting and they also took out like strategic locations where there was a spot that was doing all of like the protest suppression within iran so anytime there'd be a protest they would basically send out this like police force that would squash it yeah and they took out the headquarters of that so they're basically like okay now we can create the environment for this to happen now is it for like humanitarian reasons probably not like i don't think america really gives a i think america is just thinking like how do we get these people to do what we want and even if that's a civil war sure if it's like a rump state whatever is it likely that's going to happen state basically just like a chaos like a failed nation without any real later and like just you know a a remnant of whatever it was before got it so like i don't think america really cares unfortunately that sucks bro so that's the thing and then the concern is like oh is the is the solution going to work or not is that the thing is like oh is the is the solution going to be you know the cure is going to be worse than the disease it's like you take out this guy is the next thing going to be worse is every bomb you drop also filled with hate for america and radicalization and creating a nation of people that want to just fight you forever yeah and we've seen from history what it's probably going to end up well that's what they say that like you know once you start dropping bombs on a nation they unify yeah it's very rare that you drop bombs on a nation they go thank you right like yes they're probably angry at this oppressive leadership they're probably angry at this oppressive leadership and then all of a sudden you see this like a school of like uh girls that gets destroyed and then you start going whoa what the is going on here i thought you were attacking military targets which in fairness i've heard i don't know if this has been confirmed but that was a misfire when the war starts first casualty is true yeah yeah yeah a hundred percent yes but i've just heard people say again i have no of course and they say oh it wasn't it wasn't actually us it was iran that did it yeah they were like a misfire that's the movie they showed a picture of like yeah exactly it's like oh you just happened to get a picture and so you yeah that's the move anytime someone says something you just say the opposite three of our planes went down they're like we did it yeah actually it was us yeah we took our own planes down oopsie daisy you see the pilots just posted up like it's insane yeah multiple pilots just like standing there with like their parents just like and guys in their like gowns like they didn't even get military garbed up like i thought they had like a military garb but the dudes that went out to go get the pilot yeah they're the janitors yeah they're the janitors yeah they're the janitors yeah they were in the full ghost they were in the pac-man ghost like running like are you okay thank you for helping us or whatever but like you got to give them some pants and some boots i assume they're in this regular town folk word that's what i thought i thought it was just regular old people some people go down you just yeah yeah there's video inside a truck where they're watching a guy come down in the parachute and they're filming it and oh wow trucking towards where he's going to fall yeah i need to see the video like 20 seconds before where they find it's a woman and they're like holy yeah they're like they let chicks fly these planes what the is going on an alien yeah they're gonna tell their kids 20 years from now they'll be like no like no i saw it the woman flying joan of arc was in there i mean yeah they're like pulling up he's like no i'm good i'm good this is him explaining he's an american because they don't know at that point yeah american yeah that must be scary yes do they have a weapon on them i think six or like a pole or something no no no like a pilot does a fly concealed carry like i mean that's i don't know how do you get it through security and stupid that's a double all right fly out i wonder if they do like they give them a little like nine millimeter and like good luck jump out you gotta think like you gotta give them something yeah i'm wondering can we get a google on that fighter pilot do carry personal firearms but generally only when they're flying over hostile territory bang yeah i mean i guess yeah you don't even want to bring that out when you no no i'm not saying brands in the air bro if you hand hands if you got a multi-million dollar fighter jet and you haven't got to use this thing no you're you're in trouble game over imagine i would pull the second i eject the second i checked i got my out shooting on the way down you better not with me yeah also ejecting and then having to go like have a combo after must be insane yeah no because you know the pressure of these injectors like these guys are all three inches shorter than when they started it's that many g's yeah it's like your spine compresses yeah you'll break full like i think mccain if someone famously like broke their bones just from the ejection oh wow and then the landing yeah yeah like the wind force if you're high enough up and fast enough yeah yeah it's insane yeah so you eject and then you got to come down and like negotiate in arabic with the homies you gotta be like i'm good like that's a it's a heavy day how much does that suck to like you're in a dog fight you get clipped by a scud missile you eject just in time before the plane explodes you parachute down survive and then get shot in the head the second you land on the ground like you What is that movie where you avoid death? What is that called? Final Destination. Final Destination, like three different ways. And then you get down and a guy in fucking sandals in a ghost outfit shoots you right in your fucking head. That's got, I mean, there's got to be a moment where you're just like, oh, Jesus, just take me out. Doesn't that? Yeah. That should be humiliating. Damn. That should be embarrassing. Maybe they carry the gun for other reasons. Ooh. One bullet. Yep. Damn. I mean, that's just wild. And then you get shot down by your own people. Yeah. That means wild. Yeah. It's not millions. Let's hope this is short. Let's hope this is short and no Americans die and the people of Iran don't die and they get liberated. Oh, who do you think runs out of ammunition first? Because the Asian nigga was like, Iran's sending $50,000 drones, but Israel's sending millions. So they're sending millions of dollars of missiles to shoot them. So this is what happened with Russia in Afghanistan. Okay. Whereas I think America had equipped the Taliban with these anti-helicopter rocket launchers. So they were taking out these multi-million dollar military grade helicopters with few thousand dollar rocket launchers that they were just in a cave and they'd come out of the cave and then boom. Yeah. And it just became- I played GoldenEye. You remember the game? Yeah. So it just became economically improbable for Russia to be victorious because they weren't going to get on the ground and just start going rocket launcher for rocket launcher. And I think that's the scenario that he's displaying right now, which is like a million dollar missile to take out a $50,000 drone. Eventually you kind of run out of those or you run out of money. Yeah. And so how many drones does Iran have? And can they keep creating these drones? And will another country supply them with drones? Yeah. And that's the other thing that's kind of wild. No, they're saying he said that making 500 a day, they have like 80,000 or something crazy. So they got to take out those drone factories. Yeah. To me, that seems like the most reasonable. Yeah. And apparently the other thing is like America's anti-missile, like ground-to-air missile defense, we only have a certain amount and we're arming Saudi Arabia, UAE. Like we have, you know, Israel, like all these different, you know, things. Yeah. And we're getting depleted. So the question is like, will we run out before them? And I feel like- I feel like we will because Trump tweeted, we have unlimited missiles. Trump only tweets shit like that when shit ain't going well. Like when the economy sucks, he's like, it's the greatest economy that's ever happened in history. What was his tweet? How many missiles do we got? He's like, infinity missiles. We have infinity missiles. Fuck. Yeah. That's not good. That's not good at all. No. And the reason that's not good is twofold. Because- No. They're not going to- And this is where shit gets ugly. They're not just going to be like, all right, we're out of missiles. See you later, guys. Good try. Good try. What they'll probably do is escalate. And that escalation means civilian deaths in Iran. Yeah. It's the escalation trap or whatever. That's what they call it. So it's like, okay, we're running out of these defensive missiles. We're going to have to go more offensive. And that means we're going to have to target places that probably have civilians there. And then that's going to grow natural resentment and hatred for decades, centuries, for a group of people that wanted liberation. They're like, well, now I'm dying for this liberation at the hands of the people that are trying to liberate me. Fuck them. Maybe the regime was right. Yeah. Maybe we need to unify behind them so that more of us don't get killed. Fuck. Yeah, it's just ridiculous. Yeah. War. Trump said, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Also, you saw people saying this is just to cover up the Epstein files. That seems a little ridiculous. This seems pretty egregious to cover up the Epstein files. Yeah. Like, because it's- One, we're not forgetting about the Epstein files. But you know the name of this operation. Epic Fury. E-F. Epstein files. To the now here. It's all I've got. Are you even clocking it? Dang. About to Gigamax you. Ah! Wait. Do you guys think it's just a cover-up for the Epstein files? This seems insane. It can't hurt. No. It's one of those things that's convenient. Maybe it moved up like a month. Yeah. Maybe it moved up two weeks. Two weeks or something, you know? Yeah. But I think this is probably in motion for 30 years. Yeah. They just found somebody dumb enough to go along with it. Like, Trump was dumb enough to do it. They've been trying to get America to do this forever. Facts. And then they found a guy stupid enough to do it, and they probably filled his head as, you're going to be the liberator, the great hero, the person that brings peace to the world. You think that's how they convinced him to do it? Yes. Or do you think they have something on him? I think they have something on him. They showed him a newspaper, bro. How did Mom Donnie convince him to build some units? In New York City, he went with two newspapers. And he was like, this one, you look like a hero, and this one is when, who is it, Gerald Ford? Yeah, I think so. Look like an asshole. You want to be a hero? An asshole. Mom Donnie actually- He's nice. No, he's nice. He's nice. He needs credit for the snow, too. He's not getting enough credit for the snow. He got the snow to fuck up out of here, and New Yorkers got a nice little paycheck on the way, and it actually worked. And people are trying to act like that he didn't deserve credit for that, and he does deserve credit for it. He got ice out twice. Bang! Damn. Okay. And he got that bad bitch out of jail. Yes. It's like, come on, he's doing the lowest work, my guy. No, but he understands something that a lot of, I think, Democratic politicians don't have the political will to do, which is he'll go there and take a picture with Trump, and he'll talk to him and negotiate with him, and he knows how transactional Trump is, and then he'll get something out of it, where I think most Democrats are in this state where they're like, fuck this guy. Look at all these horrible things he's doing. I'm not even going to talk to him because that could look like I'm trying to fraternize with the enemy. And this is- He's a rookie politician working Trump. Imagine what these fucking leaders are doing every week. But this is because he's a, he's not a dumb, like, ideological lib. Yes. What do you mean? He's a commie, bro. He's a leftist. He has, like, actual, like, left, like, economic policies, so he's like, like, I don't care. Like, I don't care what the pronoun is, the word, whatever. Like, let's just build shit. Yeah. And, like, try to lower costs. Like, it's actually, it seems like it's more pragmatic. How do I help my people? Whereas all these other people are like, oh, if I'm with this person, then they're going to think that I'm one of the bad guys. Yep. Let's use bad words. And it's like, fuck that. He also has, I would say, enough political capital and trust within his base that he could do something like this. Yeah. Where all these other politicians are absolutely terrified that the base will turn against them and they'll be kicked out of office. And it's, that is a little, that is kind of my theory, but he built up that. He built up that trust. Like, he deserves fucking credit for it. And this is a ballsy move, which a lot of Democrats would never fucking do. Keep in mind, like, he's going, to meet with the guy who everybody thinks is a pedophile and is covering up other pedophiles. Yeah. Right? Think about that. Like, that is, that's optically why nobody wants to go meet with him, right? Because they're like, now I'm enabling this guy who's covering up the global pedophile ring. Now I'm chumming it up and asking for favors from a guy who's covering a global pedophile ring. Fuck that guy. I'm not talking to him. He's like, we need to build apartments in New York and that's my job and that's what I'm going to do. And he's the guy, I'm going to do it. I don't want any of the, like, congressional sayings of what happens in the country. What he has control over is what happens in his city and he can get help for what. Yeah, it helps a lot. He's the mayor. Obviously, like you said, mayors of New York is incredibly important, more important than many other positions. He's the vice president down there. He can't be. No, no, no. No, it's the most important position in the country. Oh, sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think it also weirdly does help Trump a little bit that he can't be president. Oh, huge, yeah. Trump isn't threatened by him. He doesn't see it as, like, political jockeying. He goes, you're not going to get my job. You're not going to, your face ain't going to be on these walls. He's like Varys. He can let him be close to the king. Exactly, because he ain't going to do it. He has no balls. He can't sire. Exactly. So, but what's interesting about it is, like. Never seen the show. Never seen it. I can't believe I. I can't believe I awarded it. I should have never contacted me. I watched it. But, yeah, it is interesting. Yeah, that is interesting because he could also gain political capital just by bagging on Trump. Yeah. Right? And that would get his base riled up. But he probably knows that the best success for him, not only politically, just, like, as a person in New York City, is if he delivers on his promises. Yeah. And this is a pathway to deliver. Yeah. It's a ballsy move. I think most people wouldn't do it, especially Democrats, would not go do that. Probably not. Even Republicans now that they're covering up the Epstein shit. I don't think there's. I think those Republicans are like, I'm not. Like, Thomas Massey's not touching them. Yeah. And his approval rating is. He's on the toilet right now, so it's like, yeah, why would you want to stand next to him? And he knows that he's going to be used for a photo op. He knows Trump is going to be in the pick, smiling. You're going to have to be in the pick, too. It's interesting. It's a very. Yeah. I feel like it's. The other thing is, kind of to the mayor point, that it seems like his agenda is very clear. Yep. Whereas all these other politicians, like, their agendas always get more power. Yes. Where so far, Zoran, which I'm a little skeptical about, I'm like, he probably does want more power. Hey, relax. That's my Blackpool cynicism, where I'm like, all right. Well, yeah, they all want more power. No, no, no. He's limited by not being born here. Yeah, but you try to be governor. Like, he'll, like, work his way up. That's a good point. less power but he hasn't shown i mean mayors way more power of new york city it's more it's but if he's a senator what do they do you get to fucking get a sick house probably what is chuck schumer done i don't even know kathy hokal like they don't do anything the congressman they just bicker and fight like he's damn near president number two man i don't know you could pay your boys 30 bucks an hour to clean snow name one congressman that could do that bro he could go he could get flights to turkey come on bro yeah flights to turkey upgrade upgrade bro you saw yo and eric adams didn't even come back with hair damn fuck you going to be too obvious you're right it'd be way too obvious if you come back with a full head that would have fire long curly no he gets a bad rap man no al is the worst no al is america yeah once you're no longer in power we could love you yes yeah i just wait till trump's out in like three more terms al is gonna be like he was fine he was cool i was gonna be watching apprentice like yeah we got this guy wrong this guy's funny he was the man come on come on no no i don't know just wait just wait dude al's got amnesia which is a good name for don't do it why or something what both of y'all it's a good name racist don't do it don't do it how was that race don't do it or yeah i don't think so don't do it who do you think would there you go you see trump i'm asking you who do you think who do you think amnesia yeah sounds uh it possibly could be an asian name it sounds oh yeah yeah it could be an asian name it could be an asian name i never heard that who who do you think it is because right now you're squashing all of our you you said anyone no definitely a jew you think it's a jew yeah amnesia that was my car it could be italian also hey italian immediate base it base it i'll give you that stop your insider trading by the way wait why coming for mr beast you didn't see this no they're not mr beast maybe one of his editors or something damn but uh basically oh so mr beast because he's probably trading for him but okay oh wow so so cal she find and suspended artem captor a video editor for mr beast for insider trading captor used confidential information regarding upcoming videos to place profitable bets on cal she's prediction markets the account was frozen the case reported to the commodity futures trading commission the cftc Wait, but that wasn't Lord of the Rings dude we had in here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He would never that look cute. Yeah, fucking cute elf. Yeah, he's not doing that. He would never fucking do that. Nolan? Don't let me down, Nolan. No, Nolan. You thought Nolan's name was Artem Kaptur? Yeah. When have you ever read that? I don't know. Wait. You're all insane. That name's just amnesia. That's a beautiful name. Genuinely a beautiful name. Nah, but Nolan, don't let me down, bro. Yeah, you can only inside a trade on Polymarket. Yeah. Exactly. No, because I looked into this shit and I was like, well, why? Why can't you? And apparently, so Calshi will get your social security number. They actually make sure that you're a human being. Okay. Whereas I think the other markets don't do that. Oh, really? So there is really no recourse. Maybe they have your banking information to get the thing. Because I remember Polymarket, you couldn't even trade here. You had to use a VPN or some shit like that. Really? I don't know if that got overturned, but when they first came out, you couldn't. Yeah. Yeah. But like, I think they got to prosecute this shit. Like, I think that guy got to go to jail for anybody to trust these markets. What? I mean, I see your point. What? I see your point. You got to send him to jail. That's the point of the markets. It's like, oh, I got a tip. Let's go. I'm up. Yeah. Yeah. That's not it. That's what makes it illegal. That's his main center trade. That's Martha Stewart. Now you're doing Martha Stewart. It's not a prediction markets, guys. Yeah. It's not a prediction if you know what's going to happen. Hey, I'm nice with it. It's a good prediction. Yes. I'm nice with it. Yeah. It's a strong hunch. But don't you think that that's the only way people will trust it if people start going to jail for insider trading? I don't know even how much people are concerned about trusting it. Tell me. What do you think? I feel like people kind of know, like, oh, there's probably some insider trading happening. Right. And I think that people are kind of like, at least that's how I feel. I'm like, yeah, there's a lot of people guessing and predicting. And then there's a lot of people, there's some people that might have some knowledge. Yeah. I'm looking at it like meme coins. It's like. Or like the stock market. You're like, okay, some of these people know what the fuck deals America is going to make. Yeah. But even more like meme coins. It's like, hey, pump this. We about to get up. And then we out. Like, you know, it's like people understand the risk. Going into it. Yeah. But how do you rug pull on like a prediction market or like a prop bet? Well, not necessarily rug pull, but you will. Someone will tell you, hey, this shit is about to happen. So let's all get rich right now. Right. Yeah. Well, that's the other thing I don't get, which is like, if you see. I'm insider trading for y'all, right? If I ever find out some information. Well, don't incriminate us. Yeah. We all go. I don't want to be involved in this fucking thing. How would you be insider trading? What do you mean? Like you find out some information and then what? I'm going to just tell you and then we go and bet on it. Why do we have to do it? So I don't go down. Why would we also go down? Because you'll fight it. Or us. Yeah. That's never happened before. There's never been a legal battle that we had to fight. Not related to any insider trading or anything. No. Okay. We're not one of those guys. Artem Kaptur. Fucking retard. Fuck that guy. What an idiot. What an idiot to give somebody a social security number, place a bet knowing that he's on the editing team from the thing. Yeah. What did he bet on? Did it say? Beast Games. It's got to be Beast Games. Oh, was it? I mean, that's the only thing that he would have knowledge on. Do you know why they could get in trouble for this? Go. Beast Games is regulated. All game shows are regulated. There are episodes of Wheel of Fortune and shit where they're spinning it or like Who's Line, or not Who's Line, but the one with Drew Carey where he'll accidentally mess up and give someone the answer or something and they have to redo the take because they're like, this is all regulated. We can't hint you. We can't lead you to certain answers. So Beast Games being a show might come with the regulation. Huh? Yeah, because there is real money up for it. Might be a situation. There's real money baked within the game, though. Yeah. So, yeah, you can't rig it against the other people competing in the game. Yeah. How does insider trading with the regulation affect it? Well, it's the same. Like, it's the reason you can't bet on WWE because it's scripted. Right. So if he has knowledge who's going to win, then it's not really fair. Yeah, but you could bet on WWE, right? Mm-hmm. No. At all? It is out. I mean, maybe in a poly. Maybe you could trade on it. Yeah, maybe. But I know that betting for, like, WWE and things like that is fully outlawed because there are people who know. Yeah. There are people. There are decision makers. It's not. I mean, you would be retarded to trade on WWE. You would be absolutely retarded to trade on it. Unless you're one of the writers. It's. There was a thing. Then you're this guy. Put it this way. If anybody puts any money on WWE, match it. Yeah. Because that's. That motherfucker knows something. There's a thing way back in the day with the Simpsons where they tried to figure out who killed Mr. Burns. I don't know if you remember this. It was a big thing. There were a bunch of people that attempted to bet on it and got in a lot of trouble because it's a written show. Right. And there's a writer that knows the actual outcome. Right. So you can't actually bet on that because the outcome is not up to, like, chance or up to someone else's skill or something. That's how it is with these games, though, because it's like the show's already done and then they're releasing it. Yeah, it's edited and they shot it six months ago. So they have an episode that it's like. We know who wins and it's coming out in three months. And then people are still betting. So I'm like. Yeah. I don't know what it all means, you know? I don't know how it all works. I'm just floating around on this rock. You are floating around. What do you think his penalty should be? Jail. Death penalty. Death. Whoa. Yeah, public hanging. A hundred percent. I think it's the only way. Also, he thought. Also, he only made 20 bands. How old is he? Wait, was it 20? Oh, no, he's fine. He made 4,000. No, this is the thing that's hilarious about it. He only made 4,000? Yeah, but this is what I thought was. What's interesting is like. He tried to do like a small bet. Yeah. So nobody would know. And they still know. Wow. You know, like they're aware of the, I guess, connectivity that you have to certain things and they're looking into all the. I don't know how exactly the system works, but it'd be obvious if he put like a million dollar bet. Yeah. Which, if you're going to go to jail, put the most. Don't go to jail for $4,000. You can steal that from Mr. Beast. It's going to be $4,000 just on the floor to Beast Games, right? Yeah, I couldn't work on that show. Right. With all these pockets I have. Now you're walking out. We're good. I'm coming home caked up. 100%. Fuck that. Have you guys watched any of the show? I've watched the whole thing. You watched the whole Beast Games? I loved it. No way. I'm like, I was embarrassed because like it is. Oh, I thought you were joking just now. No, I watched the whole show. You don't watch. He loves it. You don't watch certain TV, but all right. Bro, you got to understand, Beast Games, Trainers, these things expose who we are as humans. Yeah, you're just watching the human condition. It gives. It shows you what happens when people are as desperate as possible. Trying to get money. Okay? That is ultimately who we are at our core. And it's just really good. you why you should be catholic right exactly yeah that's why we need order we need a divine hierarchy yeah something to live up to because who we really are pieces of shit exactly makes you reckon with your humanity that's what it's all about it's kind of diabolical like i gotta we gotta talk to jimmy about that like what is it that you like exposing it's a lot to be honest i need to ask him because uh it does it is a lot it's like you're it's just such a large amount of money yeah that it's truly you're seeing people like deal like having nervous breakdowns like a lot of these reality shows like 100 grand give a scenario because i think people who haven't watched it are thinking it's just like one of his youtube videos the grand prize is five million us dollars not the amount of money but like give the psychological warfare how he pits them against each other well there's because it's different than his youtube videos which are like stay in a car for a week and then you make uh yeah so like one of the games were like i thought it's just a bunch of those no no some of the games are like intentionally dumb some of the games are like intentionally dumb some of the games are like intentionally dumb some of them are like really high level and like sophisticated in terms of like strategy and then there's like some in the middle so like one of the games they do is all right everyone break into three groups there's like 100 people everyone break into three groups all three of you are going to go into different rooms and so it's three people in room three people in a room three people in a room and he says all right you guys are going to stay in this room until one of you voluntarily puts a handcuff around your wrist and choose it to be out and so now the three of you thought you were going in as like friends like oh it's going to be our team and now you have to get one of the other people out and then they basically have to figure out how do we eliminate someone yeah you kill the guy and then put the thing around his race okay no well you can't kill them it's not hunger games it's basically hunger games but it is also a television show so it's like they're basically trying to decide okay knock them out you don't gotta kill them like if we're if we're doing this us three how do how do we decide who's knocking you both out and i'm just taking all your money but leaving leaving the room in the room means you're out of the game right light work no no leaving the room means that you win handcuffing yourself means you're out again yeah so somebody has to sacrifice themselves for the group yeah so what we would probably do is outside of violence we'd probably be like whatever i win i will promise you 20 of and then you get to negotiate i want 75 of or i would say actually let's just do a random gamble like let's just all draw cards whoever's the highest card you know what if i try to rig that so i make sure that i draw the highest card which happens where someone in the season sets up a game and rigs the game and eliminates someone they're like well i lost not knowing this person the oldest form of sport is combat guys but isn't it like i don't know that's not look that up i'm gonna look it up wouldn't that be the best way to solve that sure how we can't just wrestle and whoever taps out first boom i got that okay but there's three people so it's like death match between three people yeah we don't have to kill each other we can just wrestle three people wrestle yeah and who wins whoever taps out first okay yeah there you go okay now will you indulge the non-violent just because these are the rules of the game yeah you know but it's like to me i was a bad guy yeah he's like violence yes i'm gonna steal money from that show yes and then you're like i don't do crime come on now that's a white collar no one's getting hurt okay if i steal money from these games nobody's gonna hurt fair decent point decent point but if you kill the two contestants i didn't say kill tap out got it yeah yeah that's it okay okay you wrestle with david all right explain it to me because he's not gonna he can't get his hand we're gonna team up and we're just gonna get you out yeah because we know how aggressive you are we're like yeah we should get out the most aggressive racial crime okay hate crime hate crime yeah one of the games they do who would be most used to wearing handcuffs like what if we approached it in that way again i don't know what you're not doing your bedroom so like the very last game they play is basically a giant rotating thing with a bunch of briefcases there's a five million dollar check yeah they have to put the check in the briefcase one person is placing it the other person is facing away with a blindfold and then the person spins around and then they have to pick a briefcase to open they can ask any number of questions to the person on the other side that placed the thing in the briefcase so now you're basically trying to cold read them being like what's your name where are you from what year is it is it in this briefcase and try to see if there's a subtle facial twitch to figure out which briefcase it's in and then every time you get it wrong they remove a briefcase and the game continues until one person selects the correct briefcase there's five million dollars but here's the other thing it's like they'll all be on a line with different like squares and that's your team right everybody on this line and then he'll be like hey if anybody wants to leave their team you get a hundred thousand dollars right now and the team is all going to be on the line and they're going hey we're all connected we're we're if we do this we move on we can win millions of dollars so let's just stay locked in and there's always somebody on the team that goes fuck y'all me i'm taking a hundred thousand and then that whole team is out gets eliminated and that's what this show kind of points at which is like the darkest part of humanity everybody has a price i just don't see it as that dark because it's something they voluntarily decide to do it's the safest version of darkness right it's like this is not people starving this is not people trying to provide for their families it's like it's the safest version of darkness right it's like this is not people starving this is not people it actually in a way exposes our humanity in a even worse because it's like you would understand if somebody jumped off the line so they could provide for their family but if they did it just to make money and then fuck over everybody else when they didn't need to provide for their family you're like oh wow yeah people would do anything for money yeah i do i do get it but it i can sit with it just because it's like a voluntary so that's why it doesn't strike me as being like dirty exactly yeah no it's not objectively like immoral yeah but it does it shows something about the human condition that's like oh yeah we will do some everyone has a price yeah it's basically that yeah tagline where like you think like oh i'm incorruptible like all these people will vote for me they put their trust in me and i'll forego any amount of money and then mr reese is like what about a million bucks and they're like all right yeah i'll just take i'll screw over all these people no i wouldn't i can't be bought can't be bought no can't be bought can't be bought it's good to know i don't got a price i ask can't be bought can't be bought come on man i'll wear any brand that sends him shit if it's fire does not matter where if it's fire that's not does not matter where it's from what no there was a new york yankee if i like it i would wear it i think you would you would do the maga hat yankee no i wouldn't i have guys i have a hundred thousand to put on the mag hat no five hundred thousand put on the mag i'm telling you i don't have a price keep going we just started going i mean oh now we're talking 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