Instant Type 2 w/ Hassan Phills - Episode 261

This tweet says, "If you ever want to make somebody feel worthless, suck your teeth while they're giving you hit." That is harsh. That would be crazy. What's worse though? Is a sigh worse? No, because a sigh can be mistaken like, "Oh, shimonin." Oh, okay. But if I'm doing my thing and I hear, "Oh, man, I might bite it." (laughing) Me personally, I can never picture myself down there, but to make it. Oh, biting it, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. So you don't eat. No, no, no, I do. When you said biting it, you would bite it. Oh, you're talking about eating a girl. Yeah, oh, I thought you were getting ahead from a girl. That's why I thought that first of them when he said that, it kind of threw me off, but I was just letting them cook. Oh, god, he got it, he got it, he got it. 'Cause I was saying from my perspective when I was like, if I was sighing, like. Yeah, I put myself like, "Oh, I'm giving a girl head." And then she suck her teeth, like, and then I just grab her, like, "Oh, my God, oh my God." Oh my God. That's aggressive as hell. Is that aggressive? Hello, aggressive. I was thinking my ego would be so bruised. My grandma thinks it leaves. Because already a thing, I'm not saying everybody doesn't enjoy it. But it's kind of like, I'm giving you my all. I'm doing something where I'm not getting any pleasure right now. This is for you and you suck your teeth. And you know that the girl that you're doing it to probably doesn't like you. 'Cause I feel like if a girl really, really likes a guy, then she's probably just gonna fake it at that point. Yeah. Well, like, grab him, come up here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The boys begin grabbed up. I was eating her so good she stopped me. No. She says she couldn't take it. Oh, biggest miff. I know. No, she can't take it. It's such a big bit, bro. That's, man, I've heard that so many times, bro, we just going last night, we got into it. And she was like hurry up because she can't take it no more. I was like, you know, bro, I think she was fed up. I heard she didn't her stomach, no, you didn't, bro. No, you didn't, bro. She lied. She said her stomach hurts. Oh, no. That's not what you're doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. I thought it was going to be a long time. The radio is for people who are driving. Oh, man. Anyway, welcome to Crafts dummies podcast. We got our boy Hassan with us. We're in the six. Yes, genuinely in the legendary six and borderline summertime. It's borderline. It's popping out here. Yes. I love it. I'm not going to lie, man. I love it out here. This is a place I move. I feel like everybody already know everybody. I feel like people already know us. People walking up to us saying like, "Our name is how the dudes stop me. Tap me on my shoulder." Okay. Am I bogus for this? What? It was a dude who stopped me and he had a speech impediment. But he had a really hard time getting the words out. So I thought I would help him out by not giving him the aloeops to big responses. So I'll just like, "Oh, what's your name?" And he took a long time to say his name. But I kept missing it. So I asked him his name three different times. And it was just like, "But I don't know." So I said all those names. I kind of just fist bumped him in the middle of one of the stutters. I was like, "All right, bro." That's not language. So you all right by good. Oh, it's knuckles. No, I'm fucking with the city, though. Yeah, man. It's beautiful, man. Good time to be here. But wait, what was his impediment like? It was like this. I kind of don't want to repeat it. Because I feel bad. But it was like, I was like, "What's your name?" He was like. Oh, yeah. And I was like, and I was trying to catch it. And then I started to try to get the rhythm. So I was like, "To know and to turn on my big listener ears." Because you kind of, because the "and" kind of throw you off. And I'm sure whatever he is is the beginning of the word. And I encouraged that. So. You know, it was a cool thing about those people, though. They probably like, "I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what makes me feel like less of a man is when. I'm trying to charge my phone on an airplane. And you know something airplanes have the. The plugs. The plug is not any to see. Right? So now you're filling around, like, you trying to find. Trying to find the keys. But I'm like, I can't even get it in. I'm like figuring the outlet is shit. Another thing you're doing, you arching that back. 'Cause you got to, yeah. You kind of had to, you kind of. You're doing it up. Like you're doing it. You know what I think put it in the most inconvenience spot. And it's not even lit up in shit. It's not, it's not. And it also, like, you ever get, like, a loose ass plug? Oh, my God. It's not a plug you're falling in love with. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's falling in love with the God. Look back in, fuck it. It isn't. Loose ass plugs. The shit that makes me feel like a little kid on the plane is when I fall asleep and I wake up and the two people next to me and got refreshments and snacks. I'd be like, "Oh, yeah." "Don't go away, good day, God." I don't even be fucking with them at the time. I was like, "Y'all supposed to." "Y'all just mad, I got the window seat." That's it. One is even appropriate to wake somebody up on the plane then. Like if they're getting refreshments and they're like sitting, like, maybe the window seat and you got the aisle. And like, do you, like. No, I'll never wake nobody up. No. Because, like, imagine waking them up and then, like, bro, I don't want that shit. It's fucking touched me before. That would be my. Yeah. Hey, man, what is bitch-ass thinking? You hear the window seat, you gotta be like. No, for real. I think I told this on the pod before, but there was a girl, like, leaning on my shoulder and she was. She was middle seat and her boyfriend, whoever she was with, was on the aisle seat and I'm the window seat. But it was a red eye flight and for some reason, she just kept leaning over to my side and leaning on my shoulder. So I started doing the little. Yeah. We come, man. The slight one. Yeah, you do it to us, yeah. I've had, like, a Indian dude, though. But there's an Indian dude, like, an old, like, guy. I was on flight. And I can tell, like, he was, like, going to see family. Yeah. On the other side and they were just like. And he was, like, excited. He was like, I'm watching. He had a big phone. He had a big phone. And. But the final was, like, he was on jumbo tron, man. The final was on jumbo tron. And I'm, like, reading his messages, not even word for word, letter for letter. And I'm like, oh, this guy's excited to see his family. Yeah. I felt so. And then he fell asleep. It was, like, it was like a 10-hour flight. And then he just dozed off into my shoulder. And I was just like, yo, you can stay here, man. Stay here, man. It's comfortable. Yeah. The first time I. It was. This one I was single. Mm-hmm. [laughter] There was a really good-looking flight attendant that I felt like kept staring at me. And I was like, oh, she stared at me when I got on plane because at this age, I think I took a long time off from, like, taking plane. So I didn't understand the etiquette of a flight attendant. Like, obviously, they gon' greet you when you walk into a plane. So me being naive, like, 19-year-old, I'm like, damn, she talking to me when I get on a plane. Time I'll have the same flight. They're like, this, I'm thinking, oh, she's filling me the whole time. So I'll take a nap when plane. And I'll wake up to her, like, hey, hey, so late. Oh, shit. Right by eyes. Like, you try to talk to me. She said, lift your seat up. We about to lay out. Yeah. I'm fucked. [laughter] Okay. [laughter] I begin in vex for it. I get mad for other people on planes. What if I see like a scenario? I get very nosy on the plane. I had an aisle seat. And there was on the other side of the other aisle. There was a dude who had an aisle seat. But then, I guess like this girl on her boyfriend, they bought two different plane tickets. So her boyfriend had a seat way in the back. And she had a seat in the front. And it was a middle seat. And she asked this guy, Filipino dude. I said, hey, is it okay if you trace these with my boyfriend? And I was like, I'm in that scenario. I was like, yo, I wish you asked me that. You could tell your eyes no. [laughter] Oh, fuck it, no. You should have bought a damn ticket. Yeah. You get what you pay for. All that lovey-dovey shit. Especially if you know the boyfriend's supposed to pay for that shit. I pay to sit next to my girl before on a plane. Yeah. The cost would be the boss, brother. And the guy did it, though. And I was like, oh, bro. The guy went and he signed the back. All the way in the back, though. He had like, it was like, yo, he was like in row eight. Oh, no. And he went to 24. Out of Friday in the seat. - He didn't got up, but yeah, go ahead. (laughing) - It was so good. - I was gonna put water on the seat. - You're a tack mechanism being farting all the time. It's getting a little suspect now. - It's like the most disrespectful thing you can do. Without them being able to say, "Yo, he assaulted me." - I had to fart. - Gafford. - Is it just so happy you pissed me off at the same time? (laughing) - It's like a skunk. - I get it though. - I get it. - You know what I'm on like public transit? Because I figured like the train is so loud and stuff like that, I shamelessly let it go. - Yeah. - Because it's so loud. There's nobody. - No, I'm on the train. - On the train? - It's the train. That's the train and now you, if I go, - You trying to beat Matt? (laughing) - You know, okay. - I think I turned to DJ and it's like 95 BPM, okay? (laughing) - I'm gonna turn that down a lot. - Okay. - Especially if somebody looked like they stink already, that's perfect time. - Oh man. - If it's a tolerance of train, I'm farting. 'Cause it gotta be him. He don't want to hear what the diaper is. (laughing) - I do it at the gym too. - No, gym is crazy. - No gym happens, gym happens. - Gym happens for sure. - But you can walk around at the gym. I've like farted at the gym and left the whole area of the gym that like, if it's the chest area. - I think I smell a gym before. - No. (laughing) - But like if you're on a train, like those people can't go anywhere. - Yeah, they're stuck. But then I mean, it depends on what city too, that there's immersed in like so many different smells. - That's true too. - But I think about depending on what train you get on. - Exactly. - I be thinking about like, 'cause I was at the gym the other day and everybody had headphones on, except for me and my boy. And I was like, yo, we can say anything we want right now. Nobody's listening. - Sometimes I don't listen to music in my headphones. I just got it so people don't come up to me. So I really be like listening to what people doing, knowing people, okay, he lifting too much. He grunting every time he goes, "Oh, that's first rep." - And I feel like when people see you with headphones, just like you said, they think they can say anything. So now I'm listening to random tea of why this girl is cheating on her boyfriend at the gym when I'm getting my bed pressed in. 'Cause she think I'm zoning it. I don't mountain the random song in this night's play by her. - It's been in myself. (laughing) - What else? Damn, man, that's not the song. (laughing) - No, I've got to repent my sins. I'm sorry. This is what I've been catching attitudes way too early and I feel like God has been giving me a lesson right away. Hold your attitude, make sure you assess the situation. We took an Uber yesterday when we were taking pictures with rain and we were driving around. But when we first hopped into Uber, I felt like the Uber driver, he was doing stuff weird, parking, to come get us. Even to come get us, he took a weird as you turn. And it's just like, bro, just cut the car over here. So when we hopped into Uber, it filled up so I had to sit in the front seat. So now I'm watching him turn his car. And I'm like, bro, this is why you can't drive. He had his left hand all the way over here on the steering wheel. And I'm like, bro, just use both fucking hands. So I immediately look at his hand and bro, the other hand, just a bicep. What a glove on it. And it feels like a little mitten too. (laughing) But no, and then I was like, damn, I feel so fucking bad. And you would think, oh, I learned my lesson. We went to go take pictures, and it was a dude walking his dog. And I'm like, bro, this dog is being bad as hell 'cause the like, the dog kept trying to sit every time it walked. I'm like, oh, he got a drag his dog through the street. I'm like, why are people bringing their dogs out if it's not training, he can't walk. And then I get another angle and a dog missing a fucking leg, bro. - Within five minutes apart. - Five two amputees and five minutes. - Back to back missing limbs, bro. - You just attract my handicaps, bro. - That's what I'm saying. That's how I know, like, Mike going to a missing a finger or something. - Oh, no. - It's just like getting closer and proximity. It's not going to hit me yet. It got to teach me one more lesson. (laughing) - I got your best friend. (laughing) - Don't use me as a lesson. - Not Mike! (laughing) - Not his toe, not his toe. - Before he gets to me, I learned, I learned. - I think God knows your well equipped to lose a limb. - That's so crazy to say. - No, I'm just saying, no, no, knock on wood. (laughing) - But you're very witty and you got the fast jokes. Like, so you can like defend yourself from the joke. - I will boom myself. - You will boom myself. - You wanna join like the Olympics or something? - No, no, I will boom myself. Depending on what amp, like, what am I missing? - Okay, what about-- - Let me see if I can finesse it a little bit. - A toe, one toe. - One toe, I'm standing alive. - A foot. - A foot? - Yeah. - Right foot, too. - Oh, right foot. I'm standing alive. I can do a foot. - Ear. - Ear gone. - No, I can't do a ear. - Yeah, your equilibrium will be obvious. (laughing) - I think I'll be, the worst moment I will have, I think I will forget. And then I'll just be out one day, it'll be super sunny. I'll throw in some sunglasses, and then I'll drop cricket. And I'll be, that'll be my reason. I can't do it no more. - Oh, wait, did you guys see the video of the girl? There was like a viral video of this woman getting pulled over by police officer. - In the same situation as you? - Oh yeah. - 'Cause go ahead, explain it. - The guy basically, the police officer pulled him over the way he has his body cam footage and everything. And the lady is missing her right arm. And the guy, the police officer pulls up, he says, "Yeah, I'm pulling you over because I saw your phone in your right hand." And she goes, "Yeah?" (laughing) - This hand? - She said, is that what you said? Is that what you saw? - Is that what you saw? - Is that what I said? She just kept going back and forth with him. - But like, what was his argument? - Nothing, he said, "I'm going to write you a ticket." - He wrote her a ticket? - Yeah, she got a ticket. They dropped the case eventually, but they wrote her a ticket and then she kept reiterating and saying, "So you saw me with the phone in my right hand?" He said, he said, "No, but he said, that's what you said." And she's like, "Yeah, but that's what I thought I saw." It was just like, it was just-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he tried to cook and said, "I can't tell when he wants to go, when you want to go over the bodyguards." (laughing) His hand is like right there, like an uncle taking a picture and his phone is in his fingers in the lens. (laughing) - He tried to strong arm him. - Like, what did the chance? 'Cause obviously he probably didn't see it in the right hand, but he'll try and be so descriptive of what he saw and then he got cooked. Like, what did the chance is that she has one hand. - I think she's suing the-- - Yeah, I would too. - One hand? That's like the ultimate like comeback. - That's the one. - Like, you saw it in my right hand. Is that what you-- 'Cause before she even showed in her hand, she kept reiterating. So you saw it in my right hand. He said, "Yes, I saw it in your right hand." And then she showed them the nub. - That's the thing about like the nub 'cause you can hide it so easily there after that. (laughing) You know how like, mind wrong? I get where he coming from. - No, it was definitely some shot. - I get, you know, he wrong, he wrong if he lied, but I get like, if he had already lied, why he stood on business. (laughing) But you gotta stand on business about that. Because she, at that point, the way she baited him, he like, oh, you suing regardless. So on camera, I might as well stand on business. Yes, I saw it in your right fucking hand. She also said, "Oh, sir, you're not just gonna give me a warning." And he goes, "Nah, give me you the ticket." - Yeah, that's cool. - And I think you, bro. - Yeah. - Give me you the ticket. She goes, "You sure you wanna do this?" He goes, "Yeah, I'm running into ticket." - He was too far, he was too in too deep. He was too in too deep. Maybe he did see it. 'Cause maybe she just had it crossed over like this. - Could be. - No, no, no, no, no, no. But I really wanna know. Yeah, she could have been doing it these. - That's all good. If I was his lawyer, I'd put her on a stand. And I'd just be like, "Hey, how you doing?" And then I hurry up and toss a phone to her to see if she catch it with a nub. (laughing) - Got you. - I think it's some fishy attorney who you're doing. She can tell myself, "It's cool, it's cool, it's cool." - I knew it. - My girl got on me the other day, 'cause I was brushing my teeth, and I had my eyes closed. (laughing) And I sometimes do that, I guess. But like the dog beam, like, "Yeah." (laughing) - But I didn't know that other people didn't do it, because I think of brushing your teeth like you're kissing. So you don't kiss with your eyes open. - I do. - You kiss with your eyes open? - Sometimes. - That's spectrum behavior, though. - Yeah. - That was a spectrum behavior. - I like to look at her. - I'm scared of the dark. - I like to look at her nose. - Look at that going on. (laughing) - Why didn't people didn't do that? I think also because in the morning, I'd be kind of like sleeping, so you're like, "Yeah, I'll be paying attention to other people like that." I wouldn't even know. - Your girl? - I wouldn't know if she closed her eyes or not. - Do you know? - What? - You're like when I brush my teeth. - I'm thinking about it now. I'm pretty sure I have an open. (laughing) - I can't leave it to the listeners that to see. - Why are they open? (laughing) This Twitter week says, "Treat everyone like they're wearing "the wire." And that's facts. - That's how I feel like when I'm in the DMs, 'cause anything could be a screenshot of it. - Yeah, yes, yes. - I never talk freaking the DMs. - Even like when I was single, I never even, I've never given a woman a compliment in the DMs if I didn't know them. 'Cause I like know how like stuff can be turned. And like, you can't even like photos these days anymore. Like you can't like anything. - Everything has had a meeting. - Yeah. - Like in a story. - Yeah. - You see that one meme is said, "When I liked her, I didn't like the different story, "not the one that she thought I was gonna like." Like maybe it was a picture of her and a bikini of some shit at one story, but then you like the story of like her at an art exhibit or some shit. - That's what you think you different. - Yeah, that's that childish-ass game. You go back to our highlights from 2018 and like the pictures of her cast funeral and shit. (laughing) I wish I was there for you baby girl. - If I was there, Mr. Twinkles would have never died like that. (laughing) - I get you're performative, man, that's performative. - No, but for real, it sucks that stuff still works though. That's the problem. - It does work. - It does work because I feel like we're just now getting to a point where people are starting to trade secrets. Like women are coming out and just be like, "Yo, if we do this, it means this." And then men are starting to come out. And as we trade secrets more, then we can get back to true love. Because it is so many like different stuff that just throw people off in this different game. Man, I still see dudes do the like, with the photographers, they be booking, you know, shoots and stuff. And they just be like, "There's one dude he booked the shoot with the woman 'cause I literally saw the video. He booked the shoot with the woman and like wanted her to take a picture of him on a date by himself." So when the photographer came out, there was another chair, he was like, "Actually, can you just sit down and then he tried to get a date with her." But she called the cops, so. (all laughing) She got the cops on her neck and he looked stupid itself. He got arrested in the tux at a photography studio. - Do you think that's like the only way then of meeting women these days? - Wait, what? - It's just DMs. - No, no, no. I feel like the real life stuff is kind of more important. - It's coming back, it's coming back. - It's on this way back. - It's on this way back, you gotta approach things live. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's too, it's almost taboo now. Like if it happens to them in real life, they're like, "Oh my God, can you guys believe "what happened to me today, somebody approached me?" And said, "Yo, this to me live." - Or works? - I've literally heard of women saying like, they wanted a guy, but the guy wouldn't approach them like outside of the DMs, so they didn't get that guy a chance. Like they wanted it to happen, but they can't go back until they girls, say mom of how they met this guy. Oh, I let this do slide in my DMs when he see me every day. - There's those situations that do happen, 'cause there's situations where I've seen where a girl would follow me and then I'll see, and like all my stuff, right? I'll see the girl out in public, and then they'll pretend they don't know it. - Yeah, 'cause it's like, it's your time to shine. It's like, is women out here, which I think this is the correct thing way to go. I love women that show like, "Hey, I'm showing you interest, but I still wanna be approached in a traditional way." It's like, is there, you know what I'm saying? She put the ball right by the rim. Like I do it too. - So you think the guy should approach the girl? - Yes, and that's it too. - Why? I'm just saying the girls act like they don't know who you are at all. - You should make her. I'm just saying, if you're actually interested in the girl, if you're not interested in the girl, then yes, that's weird as hell. But then she finds out it is weird and then she can move on. - People are just afraid of rejection. - Yeah, but you also don't have to move to it as if you, okay, this is gonna be something special. Offer it. You can really just be like, "Hey, how you doing? "My name's so-and-so, what's yours?" Or, if you read me, my style, I go, I tackle your insecurities, Off-Rip. (laughing) - I said, "Holy, you got a big ass for him, man." I love it, though. What's popping? - Oh, that's fine. - Yeah, yeah. - You gotta don't worry. - Perfect. - It's a landing strip for all these compliments about to give you eyes. Let's go, wow. - Damn, girl, that's sick. It's so bigger than the big toe, but it's great. Like you breed athletes. - I love it. (laughing) - Let's have a family. - Has someone ever pretending they didn't know who you were? - Yes. - That you're talking, trying to talk, or you guys were like, coordinating each other in the sense? - Yeah, for sure. And it's weird, it's like. - It gets more weird once you find out they knew exactly who you were the whole time. - Oh my God. - It's like, why are all this formalities? - I was on a day one time, and this girl told me, she goes, she goes, "I think I know you." And I was like, "I told you who I am already." (laughing) She goes, "No, like I know you know you." I said, "What do you mean? I'm telling you who I am right now." This is like, she goes, "No, I seen you on like a podcast." Or something like that. I said, "I thought I told you what I do already." - Oh man. - No, I'll be understanding that when we be on tour, some of it like, not all of them, it'd just be like, I would say like one per city. And it'd be like, trying to risk me up. I'd be like, "How the fuck you know my favorite number is said." (laughing) It'd be like, "I love number seven." They'd be like, "I know, I know how to fuck you." I'd be like, "Oh shit, yeah." (laughing) - There are actually a lot, there's so many cool ones though. - Yeah, there's that cool ones. - Oh, so cool. - So cool, just normal. The gifts, you guys have, have you guys gotten gifts on the road? - Yeah, we got, we got two rocks so far. - I got some starbursts. - Can you, we got some dope fibers. - Like signature starbursts? - No, I just asked somebody to bring it to the show and they brought it. - Oh, is that a thing in America? You guys don't have in America? - Oh no, just starbursts. - Oh. - Yeah. - It's just gummies, anything. - It's gummies, candy. - Okay, I think it's dry mangoes. - I like dry mangoes. - Yeah, I love dry mangoes. From Trader Joe's. - Okay. - One time I was in, I was in Victoria, BC. And a girl took a ferry from Seattle and took the ferry to Victoria, BC. Came to the show after the show she gave me dry mangoes. 'Cause she knew that I love them. - Oh, that's fire. - You know what I mean? - That's fire. - Yeah. - Would you give her? - A show. (laughing) - Double entendre. (laughing) - You're welcome to crash on me's podcast, bro. - Oh, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up. - We heard our guy has signed in a building. - What's up, Mr. Psy? - I'm good, man. - How you doing? - Call somebody Mr. right away. Get off your knees, nigga. (laughing) - Hey, man, I'm something, brother. - I know, I'm bad, I'm bad. You're right. If you were gonna be mad at me, now. (laughing) - Mr. Psy. - All right, hello. - What's an opinion that you have that most people would disagree with? - Uh, holes make the best wife's, man. After they done, after they done being holes, once they retire. - Are you in a relationship? - Yeah, I'm in a relationship. She ain't no hoe, I never do that. (laughing) - How you like, so how long you been with your girl? - I've been with my girl almost a year. - A year? - Did you been in a relationship in like seven? - Did you know her before that? - I know her before what. - Like your relationship? - Did I know her before my relationship? - Yeah, before, did you know her before you got in a relationship where like, did you know her like, for a long time, or you just met her inside later? - For a long time. I just met her, met her, talked to her for like a month, built out, and then I started dating her. - Okay, all right, cool, cool, cool. - Why don't you have this opinion then? - Oh, I've been a professional side nigga for like seven years. After I got out my six year relationship, so I didn't been with holes, I didn't been with good women, and I didn't been with the women that just cheat on their man and stuff like that. - Oh, so you didn't see it at all? - That'd be cheating, yeah. The ones that be cheating the most, that's usually the good girl and stuff like that that had the reserved life, ain't really get the party in college, they ain't got married early, and then they saw the cheating. Once they got married and they, you know, they, you know how I go when you get married, and they ain't the one, but they ain't never get the explore. - Okay, so with the holes, you confusing me. - Yeah, yeah, they get sound like holes. - Because you, 'cause you call, either, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen. - You like holes it. - No, but you said they either pre-ho or post-ho. And like, we tried to-- - That's what I was saying. - Okay, let's focus on your relationship then, 'cause you like, your girl wasn't, so was your girl a good girl before she met you? - Oh, I don't know how she was, how old? - But how do you know, but you just say, you got to be part of a move, what they do, how they talk, a woman going to tell you everything. You ain't even got to, you ain't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go through no phone. You ain't got to see nothing. - You contradicting yourself. - Yeah, yeah, this guy, yeah, man, you're all over the place. - You contradicting yourself, bro. - We talking about let's-- - 'Cause you said, go ahead. - At the beginning, you did say that she ain't no hole, though. So, is she not a good woman then? - Then why would you wife a woman? - You're right, you're right, she's a good woman. She's a good woman, she come over. She'll clean my career, do my life through some of my problems. - So, do you think your relationship would be better if you're wife in a formal hold then? - I ain't got a lot to you, yeah, yeah. (laughing) I ain't even got a lot of that, so I had to get up out of the crib, you know, you even. - No. - I love it, old man, I love it. - Man, you, you, like, this guy load a bed of it. - Like, where are you from? What state you from? - I'm from Louisiana. - God, I'm from a dirty south, man. So, you already know, it's Ratchet City. All the, all the chicks, not I ain't gonna say all love. - I just, I'd be, before we get you on the court, I just want you to know that you contradicting yourself. 'Cause, basically, you either saying, the girl that you were with with either a hole before, or she's just a good woman, and she gonna be a whole later after, like, once she, 'cause she got married too early, or she got together with you too early. - Oh, she ain't getting married too early. She ain't getting with me too early. She don't know. Dude, I'm trying, I'm trying to figure out, I see, like I said, a woman gonna say everything. I see them, she didn't already, she didn't already leave. So, I ain't got a, just a, just a, just a, just a, she, she, what am I gonna say, everything? (laughs) - She's got said a whole lot of love. (laughs) - You literally said that she, that she was a good girl before, and then now you tell her that she lived before she got to you, so she's not gonna cheat on you. - So, then you just said that and you want something better too. - Yeah, it seems like it was something better. - I ain't say, I ain't say I want something better. I said it'll be easier to be with a whole, and that's no lie, 'cause a woman that had a past, she gonna be honest, she gonna be upfront. They ain't never lied. Like, it's all, it's just like that. And that's how it, that's how it be. - But what would a good girl say? a good girl have to lie about that. All the girls ain't going to lie. I ain't think all good girls holds. I said, that's the path some of them go down. I get what he said there, just a little bit. Yeah. He got just like a bunch of random thoughts. He just throwing them all fucking up. I got ADHD. I got ADHD. I'm high-functioning autistic. So I'm high. Yeah. He's weaponizing his incompetence right now. That's what he just put out his medals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's an Olympic stream. Come on, man. I'm double gold, bro. All right. You ever going. Hey, y'all too, man. Hey, and it's the reason why I was in the military too, man. So for the guys, huh? Oh, yeah. Straight, straight, straight special. Yeah. Oh, you said for the guys you said, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. I got to hang up on y'all. No, no, no, no, no. They recruited you. Oh, yeah, yeah. They recruited me. Yeah, they recruited me. Yeah, I'm IT. No, I'm your. You a special effort. Like, are you just joking? No, I wasn't especially a fuck. No, I'm saying because of autism and the fucking ADHD. I'm here. So is this self-diagnosed autism or like autism autism? No, no, no, no. Like autism, autism, my mommy used to get a check from it. So you weren't especially, but you had, but you were getting a check. No, I wasn't especially. Did you have an IEP? I was high. I was high. I'm high functioning. No, it's history. Did you have an IEP in high school? What is that? No, I went to a college trip or high school. I know you had an IEP, brother. They just did it behind your back. Hi, bro. You ever go on? Hold it down, brother. Oh, man. It was going to the meetings behind this back. Let me go do it. Yeah. Let's just make them feel like he and Rego classes. Yeah, he probably wasn't even in the military for real. Don't really shit. They gon' wrap round when I wrap round when I wrap round. Just yapping. Johnny, she didn't even have no problem. Yeah, that wasn't your problem. No. That was like literally my math works through her. Yeah. Hello, how you doing? Hello. Yo, what's the deal? Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast, bro. We here with Hassan, Mike, Patrick Johnson. You said my last name. Who put that on her? That's so dumb. [LAUGHTER] They got-- You have said this for 150 episodes. We know your last name. Oh, that was you that said it. I used to say my last name then. How you said my last name? He's so good. He's dumbass nigga. That's not how you said my last name. All right, go ahead. I asked you a question. Oh, was it good? OK, boom. So what is your dilemma? Oh, shit. I want to stop fucking with this girl. But I work with her. And that's really problematic. Quit your job. [LAUGHTER] Oh, no. I see no better idea. Get her fired. Yeah. I was the other dude into the chase, though, lady. Is she like a higher up? No, no, no, no. She's so bad. You just don't got to show me. Yeah, she ain't-- no, yeah. I mean, you're the only one. No, not at all. I've been there 10 years. She ain't got no kids. So she just always wanted to kick you. You been at that job 10 years, nigga? What job? You've been at for 10 years. I should've given her. OK. So why don't you want her? Yeah. I don't know, bro. She just be doing so much. I used to fuck with another girl at the job. And she always be tripin' back to the table. Oh, what the-- That other girl would give me food if she-- Bro, what are you doing right now? I'm outside. Why? Why? Go inside, bro. Paulus. [LAUGHTER] That was wild. No, it was wild as your connection. Oh, OK, all right, I'm back. But yeah, OK. So basically, you have sex with two girls at the job. And now you mad at them for being on your ass. Oh, I'm not mad at you, buddy. I'm annoyed. Same shit. OK. That's why you can't-- You're lookin' to work, please. Work event, like two months ago. And people started drinking, bitchy started getting feeling. These bitches almost fought. Like, oh, that was-- See, I should probably-- Abby didn't do his problem, bro. You think you can have sex with two women? You think you have sex with two women at a job and then they don't feel no way about it? And then-- Because every girl wanna fuck the teen year, nigga. Nigga been here 10 years. [LAUGHTER] Nigga, it's all your depression. [LAUGHTER] Nigga, nigga, walkin' myth around that bitch. [LAUGHTER] It's all your depression. Nigga, walkin' myth around that bitch. It's all your depression. Nigga, nigga, walkin' myth around that bitch. [LAUGHTER] Well, I'm bein' on it. This guy has beard dilemmas. Hi, bro. You have a good one, man. Hi, man. You got a hella dilemmas. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, what's good? Can I hear me? Yo, we can hear you, bro. What's the word? What's the word, y'all? So what you're gonna be rant about this? Yeah, you're gonna be rant about this. So put it like this. For the last 10 years, basically, we've told men, you know, open up, talk more, be vulnerable, go to therapy, express yourself. Cool. But what actually happens is when a man does it. Because a lot of men will tell you exactly what happened. The room got quiet. People will look at them different. The respect changes. The attraction changes. And worse, the very thing that we trust society with becomes ammunition later. Okay. You know, I think the men are getting mixed signals. We're told that vulnerability is strength. But a lot of them have learned that vulnerability is a risk. And those are two very different lessons. You get what I'm saying? Is it something you experienced? Well, yeah. So I actually work in the mental health field. I'm a therapist. I work with kids. I work in the community. Oh, no, no, no. I don't know what you're talking about me specifically. Yeah. Oh, well, this is my entire life. Like, I grew up in the foster care system. So my entire life is being be vulnerable to the people and, you know, love and show support. But then when the tide comes around, people throw that at me. You know, I'm telling them where I was weak, where I made these mistakes earlier on in life. And then they criticize me for it. You know, people tell me, you know, they told me early on that I needed to communicate, you know, tell people what I was scared of, tell people what I was depressed about, tell people when I didn't feel enough, when I was struggling financially, those type of things. Right? But when I did that, it was throwing my face. People laughed at me. You know, you broke hair. It's niggas. So this sad ass niggas, you know, you're depressed. Like, you, I know how I be. You got laughing, but it's true. No, no, no, no. I get what you're saying. That was because, um, I've been on this podcast and been vulnerable with my, uh, with my life in a sense where I've gone through therapy. I still go to therapy, uh, at least once. I don't go as much as any more. But the people I tell that to, I've never really gotten like, throwing in my face or like somebody taking advantage of it. And I, I think that might be a testament to the circle you keep around you. Because like the things you're saying, I feel like it's, you're being open to people that you might not need to be open to. And obviously you're a therapist, so you'll know a lot more than, than me. But why would you respond to in that sense? You green, you green as fuck as far as, you know, I mean, like, it's just, it's still not happening to you though, right? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is, so at the time point in life, as I've grown up, yeah, a lot of these things have happened. But today in life, I'm doing a lot better. I'm understanding, you know, it is about who you keep around you. It is who you present yourself to, but also understanding that not everybody is going to be acceptable to vulnerability. And that's just, it's just kind of life. All right, be vulnerable with us. What's something you going through, bro? We got you currently right now. I, I just got done wrapping up a case. It took me a minute to deal with. I was under a lot of scrutiny. My reputation was, my reputation was, was trying to be, they were trying to tear it apart for better or less words. But through that time point, I lost my job, lost my house. Through it, through it, through it's my car. Through a case. I was, I was fighting a case. What kind of case was I working? That you lost everything. I work with, I work with kids. So during that time point in me fighting this case with these kids, when my name goes on to these, one of these registries, I can't do anything, can't work, can't do anything because they labeled me a public minutes, right? So I had to go fight this case to prove to people that I wasn't a monster, which I shouldn't have had to prove to people that I wasn't. Right, that case is overweight. Yeah, that case I actually closed it yesterday. I got the notification this morning that I was all good to go off the registry. So that's the blessing. Hello? The army? The, um, we got kind of dark. But it is it don't have to be that dark like and you can tell my name is rich or I see H.E. really inspiring change and healing everywhere like I use my stories of motivation always that's kind of why when I saw what I posted I say what I said because it's not really that's not really just for me it's for everybody. Now he's proving the point of him being vulnerable now you're laughing I'm not laughing. I don't want to get in your business just like I don't mind because the situation was I didn't do anything so the situation was no no no no no no no no no it's something I can share it's appropriate it's okay okay the child said that I smashed his hand in the door the camera footage did not show the camera footage could not say that I didn't do it so the state had to rule in favor of the child that was it the child abuse in the black registry. I see now. I see now. No no no no no man. I'm like I never did you get it took off the list. No child abuse and the glut is terrible thing. Yes but what we thought was you on the sex registry. Yeah so when you say no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm glad we cleared that up before we got off because that's why I kind of got silent that's why we got silent because we didn't know what to say because that's a very touchy subject where we thought that was going so that makes sense why you were just so because you were talking about it powerfully and I and I've never heard that I want to hear him through because it's like it has to be something that we're missing. Yes okay yeah that makes it because that other list next time get took off that. I have heard of some cases where people even get on the other list and they're innocent but it's still like put in a situation where that was even like presented so it's like it's still like if it's like if it's people on that list that like peed in a public part at 2 a.m. when nobody was around and they on that list yeah that's the you know what the same is like that the real offenders and shit so it's just like yeah I need our list and when you first said that that's why I like kind of bought out the conversation and I was dying laughing because I never heard of them that could get off the list. Oh my god. Oh man yeah that would be crazy. No that would be nuts. Congratulations to you and you're in mental health. You got anything to promote. I'm truthfully at this moment. No because I just put out an album. It's all I got for you. I got it out and it just came out. It's called just hearing me out. Okay. Let me tell them my story. I think a vulnerable all around. Make sure you stack the the song and make sure you in the song you say what's registered. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah rain coming down like miss let me make sure you know I'm not on that list. That was your good chance to know check it out check it out. The nigga kept making it worse when he kept saying like no no no no the reason that's I work with kids though that's why I was like whoa whoa whoa you asked him to tell a story when you asked him to tell a story I was like all I heard was like this little kid I was like no I know that's what he said stop stop stop he said you don't have to say I said no it's appropriate it's appropriate I got you it's good okay man all right I'll let you tell your story brother well I no no I don't have to tell another story I'm good no no I said we're glad you got you got to tell your story okay well I appreciate you hearing me out all right brother you have a good one you two yeah be easy no what do you want to do I'm showing how much that's all good pretty good uh what's something you want to rant about um I'm the type to like I guess trick on it but my homegirls expect me expect them to be the woman that I trick on so I'm young I'm 23 years old you know when I say about tricking like I'm not buying girls like diamond necklaces and stuff like that but I'll be gonna fly every once in a while and I'll be paying for food and stuff the other day I went to uh I went out to eat one of my homegirls reminds you I paid every time we went and that's one time I was joking around like oh so you're gonna pay for my food and she made it a whole a whole little scene and the rest you did you know what's the movie obsession I'm not yet okay well there's a scene it's been a meme where she like gets up and she's like no no no I thought you were having like it was it wasn't that exact same kind of thing but it damn there would have been if I didn't be a sweet situation just pull my card out so just like you know homegirl yeah my homegirl well at a time I didn't want her to be a little bit more but we not there anymore so so why why didn't y'all become more is cuz she wasn't interested um yes and then I asked up one on like I realized it wouldn't have even worked in first place just the way honestly that conversation really like blew me over the top with the fact that she wasn't trying to pay for them being able to one time there's not we want no fancy we went to this one was on Chinese restaurant so it was nothing wow it was maybe like $70 tab social like that what did you take her out often before this it was this a thing where you pay for her dinner um at a point it was pretty often that started to die off because but yeah it was because she didn't show interest in you and then you started taking her out as much I started a new job so I just really didn't know the time to take her out on the first place but you know we could we could jump it up to what she said for sure okay and how's your relationship status now or what is your relationship I'm still saying I'm not I'm you know trying to work on myself better myself 2026 you know so try to be 20 a little bit you know a little bit but not as much not as much as I was before so since y'all don't bother so I don't go out on dinners anymore does she still hit you up are y'all still friends oh yeah like she was going to hit me up that's the thing she was going to hit me up the only one to get you a Chinese food like I mean the text refers to not like that she was like oh we should go out yeah they had it and then we get there and now I'm expected to pay I'm just like you know oh you want her to pay the whole thing oh no no no no honestly like like I said I was joking while I said it because I knew I was going to pay nothing less but then like she made it a problem so it was just like how we how we get here and I don't be counting favors I'm not saying the count favors but when I say it one time I'm joking man it and it's like a problem I'm just like all right huh now I know what you mean there's like the thing you joke about and you kind of see like if you're being for real that where this could go back exactly I mean you're going just go on cheaper dates uh economy is tough right now cheaper dates less dates maybe focus on yourself get a job think he's really just going to make a good bicep shit I don't know why I don't even got my I don't get my shit all figured but I know but they know we not know him so that's that's that's that's bare minimum we might not have the best advice we might not have the greatest analogies but one thing you're gonna see you you're not going to get niggas shut your ass niggas fuck that's why she plays you that's why she got you that's why she nip you off the good bro all right appreciate y'all man don't keep doing your thing y'all y'all popping real soon so I mean you're already popping and we have a million soon do y'all think I'm double dig right now I appreciate you brother appreciate you buddy y'all good morning Patrick and my good morning good morning is it morning time where do you at I got told pitchers yeah I'm in New Jersey oh it's not morning time now never how did you broke it oh yeah wait 420 did you did you work today or something this a nap man it was locked in all right I feel like I'm missing like some some cues here oh all right we got a question for you we got a friend we got a friend Hassan with us today so if you're another voice hello how you doing how are you what's your name Hassan good to meet you we got a question for you okay what's the dilemma my dilemma is the fact that I'm trying to move out with my man and the fact that you know trying to be financially okay not like you know stable if I have my right now and like I understand that but I want to move out the And I really know for a fact that we could do it, but it's just the fact that he's more focused on that than I Which is crazy though But he's focused on getting what bread more bread? Yes What's wrong with that? Yeah, let's try to figure it out. It's not there really there's nothing really wrong with it It's the fact that we are adamant about moving out and stuff and we keep talking about it and It was a time period where like I myself probably had it more than he did and I'm like, I don't mind you know starting us up But it seems like he'd rather both of us be it than one of the other Which am I whatever? I'm trying to go I see that but I feel like most men they wanted they to make it as they're moving in with somebody's a big leap of faith You know and as a man probably hope to have that shit Just for you Probably for you better for you. What are you actually complaining? No, it's more so in a sense of like something that I've been wanting to do for the past like two years in a sense What do you want to move out from like we're like explain the situation are you? Oh, you want to move out of you want to move out of America? Yeah, I'm not gonna state the exact place that he's been wanting to like move to so basically I want to move out of the country together and then he's starting to busses us so he can work hard to Grind toward go towards that and then what's the problem? The problem that is he's not on the same page as I am like we could just up and do it other people have done it I get like some people get lucky and stuff Whatever You need just I think you just need to sit down and listen a little quick I think he got this because there's no way because he's trying to get more money So he must know something else. Maybe he's just sit down and listen to what he got to say about it. What do you do for it? Amazon and what does he do for it? Currently Amazon, but he's trying to switch jobs as well. Okay. I mean we all you might be moving too fast from that Yeah, yeah, and plus like I feel like if you move someplace else, you're gonna be like holy shit What does what I'm gonna do for work when I get there hmm, you know, you know Amazon we all going I'm crying hold up because I missed y'all last show For Philly or your channel like not around come back again. Yeah, we might be You might not be there though. You might be out the country. Yeah You don't know anything is possible with me y'all. Okay. Okay, shit. No, but they probably still gonna be here I gotta see y'all I gotta see y'all live at least once. Okay. We'll be back to Philly for sure though. Yeah I'll be watching Yeah, Mike's in me this you know, okay, Mike's in me this tweet a week Um, if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads. I'm just pretending. It's all on you. No for sure That's me. Wait, we want to read that one. If we're ever in a situation and we're both doing math in our heads I'm just pretending it's all on you That happened to because I forgot what we were trying to add. It was one of our friends. There was making us do some math and I just bought out Yeah, so I'm not gonna like struggle to do the math and get it wrong It's okay. Oh, there's an actual math. Yeah, I'm I'm the math dude like I love like numbers yet nine hundred sixty plus five So like I love doing that in my head and I like to see how quick I can do it But in other situations I've done that to him Where's like he's like the technical person like if our roadcaster or our camera fucked up I'd be standing right behind us make it like I'll be waiting he'd be like fucking with the wires and shit. I'm like, yeah, what so like Mike don't I read a wire right there He'd like already tried that I'd be like all right, so that's my little Fix that month We work in a day Yesterday when the we did the first Toronto show your foot actually hit the the speaker Yeah, our song went oh, it's not my problem You look up I got my shirt off so I said yeah Have you guys ever done like an escape room together? Yeah, we've never done it with just us two is like like five six other people. Yeah So honestly, I took the back seat to a lot of the solving. No, no, no, no, we did one when we were both leaders. You're forgetting I think it was my birthday or something Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I feel like I I don't I tap out after a while with a scaper room After while it's like all right, bro Why am I trying to find out what year this person died in this little scripture right here? I don't think it's you don't you like escape rooms? No, no, no, no, no, I don't like it. I'm like being to get trapped My first time in the scaper room, right? I thought it was like you in here you're in here like you like you can't escape that shit, right and then We got there and obviously I feel like when you see things with the lights on it doesn't look as scary Mm-hmm, and then it's like oh if you ever want to just tap out you can just like you know say something Then we'll just let you out right here. I'm like oh, that's it. No, that's not even the first one the first one We ever went to they told us we could use the bathroom If I got a shit, I got a shit. Yeah, I'm gonna do it in the suitcase that we found We did do a Oh, no, this guy gonna do We did do a scaper room. Oh sorry on YouTube, but we did a scaper room where it's like a haunted house scaper room. So they could tease you Drag you on you put you like bugs and shit. Yeah, that was not in the scaper room. No, very immersive. No immersive. They took Mike and I don't know what the fuck There's a video of the little Gremlin doing like this to pass lip. Yeah, like touch this whole lip, but that's an essential way. Yes He tried to fuck me, but I know he fucks you Now get fuck by the same dude definitely in the pie, bro Oh, this is this is my favorite one. I got sent this tweeted week by somebody and I told them I'm never giving them credit for sending me tweeted weeks. Okay. Okay, I'm shout out to you, though, bro It's a vapes are training you to suck robot dick. Stay won't I gotta send that to my uncle I gotta tell that I want to hear I'm trying to get it start vaping and he's Jamaican as far so he's probably like, oh okay Maybe I'll put this one down It's crazy No, I think that will stop a lot of people from smoking the vapes The yeah, definitely the home for people to stop smoking vapes I'm not sucking nobody's dick and then they got to blow it out too. It's like oh, man. There's gonna be a time where there is relationships with robots though There are these areas. It's already AI relationships. It's already robots. It's already people are here fucking evacueums and shit You're never getting that it's vacuum again Why do you have like a premium subscription with Dyson? It's a lifetime warranty, right? It's even in line at Best Buy for the Dyson. Oh, he's Dyson dropping. This is the only one in line Not being the only one in line to the store opens with a chair out there Now he'd be naked laying on the ground and wait to you know the floor cleaner was A real boy That got to be like robot dominic tricks then Wait, did you guys use the sitting like standing line for like shoe drops back? Never really I've never been like a super sneaker. I think I did one for like a video game drop or something one time But I was pretty much it or iPhone or something. I've never done it either, but I've seen the lines. Yeah And those people need to be studied. I want to know what they do after they get into the line Or after they're done and they get what they want like what does life go after that their systems for it now like you can pay There's like Companies that have people they'll stay in line for you now. So you pay them to stay in line. It was like a whole business or buy the shoe for you Yeah, this is a whole business thing now, but I don't know Because obviously they don't have a day job They can't they can't So it's like are they making that much money off reselling shoes anymore? I don't know. I don't have never wanted anything that bad There was uh there was there there was um because I think like there's a Travis Scott drop that happened recently and there's in Toronto And I just saw like a group of Men just fighting over a shoe and the capsule was hilarious because it said middle-aged y-ends All right last b run through tweeter weeks then we got you to tell some listener and callers to make sure you get some Get some man. All right y'all think a girl out of y'all lead the whole time her niggas selling kulae pickles. Have you seen those things? You want to know what you want to know it's a fact and I guarantee you can't find it. You can't find one person eating the second pickle. Nobody miss or the pineapple or whatever the fuck it is they never make it to the second one because that heart start tingling. Go look at their faces they all take two bites and they put them back in and they shake their head because that left arm start going down. They started limp because they lost the whole fucking foot. No bro. Hey why does it sound like loose change in your shoes right now because all your toes fell off after that but that's like instant type 2. Type 2 is like okay after if you have the second one you're done. No you're cooked bro. Oh my gosh it's just funny how some people act like it's so exotic too. I saw people like mixing the flavors and shit we got that that blueberry lime like different ice flavors for the same thing. That's just so much sugar. I'm not gonna lie to you though. When I was in Florida. I'm not gonna lie was in Florida. I was on the hunt for it. I was like yo we could do this but then my bro was like ah you know what this is so this is this is some science experiment shit. No that's no it's definitely C-I-A. No that's C-I-A. It's giving the same energy as like the chair. Do you remember the great challenge? Oh yeah same energy is the great challenge. You see no white people do that shit. I'm not gonna lie though. If I were to accidentally bump into the kool-aid pineapples I might be enticed. I tried but I would do it just purely for content reasons. I would literally take a bite but I would kill everybody at the scene because like. Oh my gosh. Nobody like none of and I would boom myself too because it's like. Nobody needs to be doing this. We all need to leave. We bringing out a black beauty. You got to understand what I'm doing this. Which flavor though would you go? That blueberry look good. Oh the blueberry. I feel like fruit punch would already be kind of tart. Yes. I don't want fruit punch in pineapples. But isn't it crazy out like because the contrast because they do the fruit punch one and you take the you take the they take the pineapple out and it's red. Yeah it's like it's not red. Oh they've died this day completely. Hello red 40. Into a fucking fruit. That's a holy shit. This looks like infuse soup. Uh, juice. Yeah these guys are. Oh my gosh. Especially because fruit is like such like a pineapple. Sorry very like juicy as fruit. Yeah. It's like man. And I didn't know that they were mixing the kool-aid with the pineapple juice. I thought it was just like water and they took like like just they they they. I thought they just took the kool-aid juice. Kool-aid they made the kool-aid and then they put it in but they take the pineapple juice and then from the pineapple and made the kool-aid in there. Oh I didn't know that either. Oh damn actually it's marinated in there. Oh I'm not sure it's like pineapple flavored whatever. Yeah. Oh it's so it's pineapple so oh man. So it's pineapple juice mixed with kool-aid and the pineapple itself. How many grams of sugar do we think is in those days? Oh it's got to be like 3,000 man. How do you think it's legit like 120. 120? Yes. That's low bro. A gatorade, a gatorade like a normal gatorade I think got like 60 grams of sugar in it. Okay. And they're put in packets too and this is like okay I think 800 there. It's gonna be it's gonna be crazy. Do the do the research in the in the conversation that's no how it goes. Oh last point on that the fucked up part about it that's a whole reason I brought it up is it's the refreshment of the meal. That the kool-aid pineapple shit is the refreshment. The actual meal if you look at it it's like fruity pebble wings. Yeah. Yeah it's like fruity pebble wings and like some other shit like it's like candy, candy wings. There's people like making plates too like like cereal like captain crunch like cake but they're not bakers either. Yeah they're not bakers. It's just like a moose. Yeah. So it's like that's the refreshment of it. So yeah it's just special appetizing special Olympics about to get like a big pull up as crazy. That's crazy. That's a surplus of it. Yo man. We got a thousand new entries in a hundred meter diet. Oh my god. These niggas missing the elbow. Last one. This tweet says three baby daddies is cool but three babies by the same nigga girl by. Three baby daddies is cool. Yeah, I feel like if you got three kids by the same dude that's like you ask more. That's wholesome though. That's wholesome. No, no, no, no, no. She's saying the opposite. Go. I can't do that. Like you got three kids by the same dude. So that means. Oh me as a guy entertaining a girl. Yes. Just you dating you dating the girl. So which which girl would you rather date is she got three kids ladies too. It could be flipped because I want y'all coming at my his comments. The person can have three kids by three different people or have three kids by the same person. I still do it. The three kids. Yeah, three kids, same person. Yeah. No, I do three kids, three different people because more likely you moved on for a reason. So like one of them got to be dead. The other one got to be in jail. Just good. I only got to do it. One do one kid. But if it's one do three kids, but you said Cole at any time there's so many reasons. But you saying that as your scenario is like the one day one in jail. That's like a very rare. No, that's what it better be. Yeah, that's what I'm making out of it. Don't worry, girl, you got one baby daddy. I'll fix it. Anyway, I appreciate you coming on. All right. Thank you guys for having me. Yeah. Yeah. 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